It'll be forgotten in a week.
>>739680975Chudsissies? What do we do now? It looks like it’s actually good
>>739680975Who the fuck doubted Yacht Club with plenty of dev time after Shovel Knight?
>>739682120No game with shite graphics and shite tier gameplay like that can be actually good. It's simply quirk chungus enough to appeal to the masses just like PI mouse detective.
Ok now post gameplay
>>739680975Literally a shill army. Why do you need 2 threads to shill this?
>>739680975This is a higher score than every nintendo game released in the last 5 years
>>739682929That's how you know this game is overhyped indie trash from USA.
>>739680975>GotY Still going to RE9 right now
I'll give it a 9
You could at least try to sound less mad.
@troonjanny hey you missed this thread
>>739682741Tried and true GBC Zelda plus modern souls mechanics? Sign me up
>>739680975Nominated for best indie but loses to Mixtape
>>739682741The demo has been out for months, tardo
739682809>nonny thinks two threads in 24 hours is "shill army"reddit moment
>>739680975>mod is having a melty and deleting threads on it already
>>739680975Is this the birth of the Zeldasborne subgenre?
>>739683525melty status: meltie
>>739680975IWFTM
>>739680975>93 for a GBC game in the year 2026these niggas are ridiculous
>>739680975Based, I knew the mouse would deliver.
Is this the new game /v/ will be mad about for no reason (besides being miserable jaded fucks) for a month?
>>739683595>>739683525Shill status: dilatey
>>739683414>>739683303Posting a short webm presenting it shouldnt be a problem for you then
This game's aesthetic and even animations are identical to the Zelda Oracle games for the GBC.Won't it risk Nintendo sueing them?
>>739683525why is he doing this?
blm donations status?
what the fuck is wrong with reviewers man, 93 for a zelda clone is retarded, this is now higher than any goty candidate this year
>>739680975I had no idea it had a release date.
>>739683667yeah, the seethe has been ongoing for years>OH MY GOD THEY DONATED TO BLM 6 YEARS AGO, BLM DEV BLM DEV>AAHHHH IT'S WOKE IT'S WOKE>NOOO IT LOOKS BAD IT'S GONNA FLOPetc
>>739683696youtube.com
>>739680975Gameplay looks mid to me. Indieslop gets like an automatic 10-30 extra metacritic score
>>739683703Nintendo has advertised it multiple times.
>>739683647Don't worry that's with the "I'm friends with the developer" bonus, it's really a 78.
>>739680975I mean this shouldnt actually be a surprise given how good shovel knight is, the devs are talented but after shovel knight + DLC they were sitting on their asses doing nothing for a long time so people forgot and got distracted by the delays
>>739683703>even animations?
>>739683525I mean, these threads are already breaking multiple rules.>/v/ rule 6: General threads not permitted>Global rule 11: Advertising/begging not permittedIt's just as well that the jannies actually do their fucking jobs for once instead of allowing generals and blatant advertisements to make up over half of the garbage making /v/ an even worse shithole than it already is without them.
>>739683707abib hates anything remotely "furry"remember that these are the same mods that kept deleting snootgame threads on site and even spam-filtered the URL to its website
>>739683791>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON /v/ - Video Games THAT IS ADVERTISING
>>739683787the rat jumps 1:1 like link with Roc's Feather equipped, the flipping and everything.
>>739683753True I'm so sick of the constant overrating of indies. It's ridiculous.
>>739683857Uh oh shill melty
>>739683825>abib hates anything remotely "furry"Is that why this board is constantly spammed by pokeshit despite it having its own containment board?
>>739683825Must be a deltatroon then because he allows daily threads like >>739656147 to exist
>>739683859>zelda invented front flip jumps
>>739683874They are not overrated tho, AAA industry is so fucking shit you drones have forgotten what a good game even looks like
>>739680975Looks like shit. Genuinely a half competent single dev could have had this out in 6 months.Gameplay looks mid. Graphics are shit. 3/10 at best
>>739680975I can't wait for the influx of Mina homfa porn
>>739683892Because the janjans like certain furry stuff>pokeshit>rouge>midna>and a couple othersbut anything else gets nuked, like Elora
>>739682196Shovel Knight is woke DEI leftist slop for trannies, no I won’t elaborate and yes I will spam this in every thread for years to come, you lost.
>>739683857Nigger we know people shill here, easiest thing to spot ever. Making 5 fucking threads about the same shit is the most obvious thing because the indians they hired can't do anything right.
>>739680975Ahhhh now I see, this is what donating to BLM rewards you with
>>739683719Don't see this brought up in ff7r threads
>>739683989>>rouge>>midnaDeleted on sight unlike pokeshit and tendiespam
>>739682929Wrong.
>>739684005>no you cannot make 2 threads in a 24 hour period that is SHILLINGokay pajeet
>>739684005Elden Ring must have had the most shilled game of all time then
>>739683976Sure faggot. Keep eating the indieslop.
>>739684028Tough, guess you should start doing it since you go there.
>>739680975Shovel Knight was just ok to me and got even higher ratings. Also all the accessibility shut turns me off as it shows they are spineless about their game and don't care about intentional design. I'll play it but I'm never giving them a cent after their BLM/tranny virtue signaling bullshit
>>739684105yes
>>739684105>Elden Ring must have had the most shilled gameSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>739684080There's been multiple ones deleted you retarded kikeslave
>>739684105E33*Fixed that for you
>>739684184Not an argument
>>739684107I will, until the day I die (or the AAA industry stops being shit, but that ain't happening)
>>739680975They sold their studio for those reviews
And like always the people that complain the most are the first ones to purchase it.
>the absolute state of game reviewers
>>739682120
>>739684117the thing about retards like you filtering/gatekeeping yourselves is that despite how hilarious it is, it isnt even satisfying because you will screech about how filtered you were in every thread about this game going forward
>>739684105BG3E33
>>739684237WHERE THE FUCK IS MIXTAPE!?!
>>739684237Hermit and Pigbros… we will remain in the top 10, right?
>>739684116That's not how nu/v/ works. It's rules for thee, not for me.
>>739682120I'll play it if it's actually good. I'm not taking the word of some gay jurno though.
>>739683791A thread about a game is not a general you stupid fuck, post the entire rule.>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on /v/, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in /vg/.
>>739681718What a miserable person
i am getting the game, i enjoy indie games but in no world should a literal memberberry copycat game score this retardedly high of a metascore
>>739681718FPBPbiggest flavor of the week shit I've ever seen
>>739684474>this retardedly high>93
Make damn sure Anita didn't work on this.
>>739684208>>739684261Both of those games didn't have as many shill threads as ER did
>>739684471What a faggot shill tranny retard
>>739680975Looks like slop.
>>739684528>anon who got filtered by A0 in STS2
>>739684528>posted it again award
>>739684539go to school lil timmy
>>739680975Did they change the game much from the last demo? I heard they delisted the demo, so some people were speculating it doesn't reflect the final version of the game.
>>739684531>Both of those games didn't have as many shill threads as ER didYou can't be this retarded
>>739684597Go dilate lil tranny
>>739683857there were at least 5 threads up all with roughly the same OP and we've been getting them consistently for the past couple days, all with absolutely NO actual game discussion
>>739684242I 100%ed Shovel Knight and clear difficult retro games all the time, no one is filtered here, accessibility settings are just gay and spineless.
I'm sorry but I don't want my money to be donated to BLM
>>739684614Post proof otherwise you're the retard
>>739683525how much money were they getting paid to let crimson dogshit threads stay up before everyone knew it was a broken mess I wonder
>>739683892Abib is a giga-tendie so threads for Gardevoir get a pass.
>>739684646how cute our lil timmy learned a new buzzword today, kids at the playground gonna be so impressed
>>739683789>>739684528obsessed
>>739680975Mina the Hollower outdoing both Nintendo and Fromsoft is gonna cause pure anarchy on this sub kekI expected this game to be a hit because I have an eye for quality. Been telling people about its likelihood of scoring high, but like with Expedition 33 and Metaphor, nobody believed me until it released. This will very likely be the only game that stands a chance at beating GTA6 in shared categories for GOTY awards.Looking forward to playing it next month after I finish Lego Batman.
>>739684738
>>739680975another astroturfed game. yawn,
>>739684758Don't worry nobody is buying this ugly game anyway.
>>739684660surely you can link them from the archives if they existed
Mods kinda remind me of the villains in Kaiji.>heh anyone can make a thread goy>but follow these completely arbitrary rules I enforce on a whim and break ar ky leisure>oh and if you actually get attention I'll just break your legs and sentence you to 15 years in the coal mines
>>739680975>the chuds saw right through our Mixtape astroturfing? make it 93, we need to make it a little bit more believableStill a little too high, my little journo shills.
>>739684758Preach it xister#BlackLivesMatter#TransRightsAreHumanRights#FuckTrump
>93 Pathetic
This is my furry silksong. I will be ready
>>739684864https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739682991/#739682991https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739682115/#739682115https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739680029/#739680029https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/739679434/#739679434and >>739684435 is still up.
>>739685038^ this poster is very upset about politics in gaming despite never missing a chance to bring up politics in conversations about gaming
>>739683747If a team supports a terrorist organization i dont like that team.Commenting on something doesnt make us angry you dumb troon
>>739682231>quirk chungus enoughWhat the fuck does that even mean
>>739685105>2 threads on a video game is bad>over 20 square enix threads up right nowLOLLMAO EVEN
>>739683976>What is Mixtape
>>739685105>three of them were deleted in less than 20 minutesuh oh janny meltie
>>739684904>never shutting up about mixtape despite it getting in the low 80s, not even making the top 10 for this abysmal year for releases
>>739685217One of the hundreds of indie games that come out every week, but the only one you know because you use /v/, and only /v/, as a frame of reference. Don't talk back to me you pathetic tourist.
Happy for them, I felt like the demo spoke for itself no idea why this game had so many haters for some reason
Damn, those BLM donations sure paid off, look how many niggers are shilling this slop
These high quality threads are okay because it's an rpg>>739684232>>739681495>>739681164>>739680578>>739685236
>>739685350>no idea why this game had so many hatersBecause it's an actually good game, so /v/ must hate it on principle and find any reason they can to shitpost that it's LE BAD
>>739685357In fact, I'm doing it for free. Just to make you mad!And it's working!
"Now, I understand how that’s a tall order when your inspirations are Zelda and Dark Souls. But Mina is often the victim of overdesign. I talked about how it has Estus Flask-style healing, but it’s more complicated than that. You can only heal a certain percentage of your missing health based on how much damage you’ve recently done. This value somehow gets smaller against beefier enemies,and if you take more damage, both your health and that potential healing go down. You’re out of luck if the thing killing you is a pit that you keep falling down and there aren’t any enemies to whack nearby."Sounds insanely tedious, horrid, may god have mercy on your game designer's soul. I swear, man, I don't even care about dark souls games but they've fucking ruined video games with the reach of their gayass influence. No thanks, I don't want souls in my spaghetti. Fuck off. Pasta is perfect the way it is
Shilltroons seething makes me happy, good job jannies
>>739685420The game sucks though
>>739685357>the game cant be good, because that contradicts my whole world view!>everything that agrees with me is good and everything that disagrees with me is bad!>now i will cope and seethe endlessly!
>>739681718This.
>>739685490thanks for proving my point
>>739685426>/v/ is so mindbroken over dark souls that they think anything even tangentially similar to it is "souls influence"
>>739685510We played the demo and deemed it was bad thoughbeit. No amount of your desperate cope (and projection, boy, you just can't help yourselves) can change that.
>>739682196Negative reception of the demo causing an indefinite delay shortly before the game was meant to release
>>739685562>my le epic indie game boy color game is actually really good and nobody could ever think otherwise
>>739685627well when your goycattle FOMO kicks in you are free to pirate it to check it out for yourself and realize you were wrong
>>739685668kek exactly they doubted themselves but that's nothing a few "care packages" can't fix.
I love it when shills get so overtly defensive that they out themselves because their paychecks depend on this game succeeding.
>>739685627Asking for a friend, how will you cope when it sells several more millions copies than what you're actually hoping for? (0)
>>739685620Bruh what you think? You think that's ZELDA inspired? Zelda is straight. Souls is gay. If I see a dick in my game I know it's because of dark souls.
>heh, you disagreed with me therefor you really ARE a shill!Whatever it takes to delay the rope, rakesh.
>>739680641>>739681423>>739684742>>739684106>>739679713
>>739684504You said that like 8 months ago, tho
>>739680975Erm, why release a rat game when we're in the middle of a hantavirus pandemic? Stupid chud devs.
>>739685857>Selling DEI game just before pride monthOf course it will sell, you faggots want to fund more George Floyd statues
The tension ITT is giving me a stiffy to be a guy named frank
>>739685405>>739685916>10+ threads about square enix is fine>1 thread about an indie game is AAAAHHHH SHILL SHILL SHILL ORGANIZED SHILL CAMPAIGN HELP ME JANNY-SAMAyou love to see it
>>739685857>NOOOOOO YACHT CLUB GAMES WAS SUPPOSED TO SHUT DOWN AFTER MINA FLOPPED >THE LA RENT WAS TOO HIGH FOR THEIR GAME STUDIO HOW COULD THEY SURVIVE >BUT MUH BLM MUH GEORGE FLOYD
>>739685975>>739686028Just answer the question bro, no need to cry like a pussy
>>739683942Let's stop calling it a GBC game too since the GBC didn't invent pixels.
>>739686006Do you retards think you didn't get 10+ threads when your shitty rat game was announced?
>>739680975>Keep seeing threads get nuked>Assume it's furries' mouse posting gone to far>It's just talking about the game and Yacht Club's history every timeI don't umblerstand why Mina's getting purged. It sounds like the demo was just a bad demo overall.
>>739686124>completely insane non-sequiturevery time
>>739686006>>739686179>Moderation on this website is absolute dogshit yet anons couldn't even stick with better options when 4chan was inaccessibleI think the user base is the problem here
>>739686116>nigger so dumb he cant into greentextlurk moar
>>739686151>people are talking about a game that was just announced>this must be an organized paid shill campaign
But wait there's more. Remember, only rpgs allowed on /v/>>739685236>>739685934>>739679813>>739684106>>739680815Also there's like 10 Witcher DLC threads????
>>739686006Yeah because Dragon Quest is a real franchise with fans that just had a new game shown. That makes sense.
>>739686406>Dragon Quest is a real franchise with fansLOOOOOOOOL
>>739685405>>739685916>>739686319>The long awaited newest entry of a 40 years old franchise who defined the RPG genre for decades is the same as my shilled rat game by BLM donators devs
>>739686319Why are you mad about this exactly? Is your media campaign getting messed up because of it?
>>739686283okay mr oldfag just answer the damn question
>>739686268Bruh, my PC would start screaming every time I used the other chan after this place came back up. It definitly had a higher density of dedicated schizos too. Never really found any other good lurking zones that weren't just more curated Discords/TG since fucking everything had moved there instead of open net for some fucking reason.
>>739686406>>739686481>making 15 threads about (game I like) is okay>making 1 thread about (new game) is SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
>>739686481>long awaited newest entryLOLLMAO EVEN
>>739686462Are you twelve years old or something? It's a classic, maybe yacht club will make a worse version of it someday and you'll be able to familiarize yourself with the franchise.
>>739685161So you’ve bought or paid into nothing since the “summer of love” then? After all, pretty much everyone wound up opening their coffers for that. You on public internet to shitpost here right now?
>>739686498i was agreeing with you retard
>>739686292You're really trying to act like this when the Marathon (axe)wound hasn't healed yet? Oh, boy. No wonder all your games are flops when they have you for marketing and PR.
>>739686481>game by BLM donators devs>>739684028Giving money to niggers is fine when the game doesn't have gameplay, I guess
>>739686549I don't like DQ I've never played one. It's just retarded to think Mina is even close to these games in relevance though.
>coming out in 2 days>still no price on the steam storeit's gonna be expensive as fuck, isn't it?
>>739686585yeeeah I'm talking to a literal botwelp now I feel dumb
>>739680975That's a really good score, now lets see that physical Switch 2 version.
>>739686626>making 15 threads about a "relevant" game is okay>making 1 thread about a new game is SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
>>739686683devs themselves announced it would be $20
>>739683942yeah, that's what they based the animation on
>>739686797>inspiration means they directly copied pixel animations 1:1lol
>>739686797So they stole it and did it worse. Good job furfags.
>>739686962oh, you never played the games then
>>739684471Shut up faggot.
>>739685757>the game's bad, because... it just is, okay??
>>739687173cope and mald, rakesh
>>739686695Looks like Yoshi is better.
the game looks 40 years outdated, whats the target audience for this?
>>739682231>shite tier gameplayYEAH!!>shite tier graphicsKill yourelf right now. Total graphicsfag death.
https://youtu.be/XmljzgMuaWAI will play this after I finish garegga. (Mods will have effectively gaslit discussion into the ground by then so there will be no one to discuss the game with)
>>739687251based modern audience. inside every blue hair is a secret chud
>>739686695>"relevant" game needed 15 threads because the volume and speed of posts necessitated them>new game is just (You) telling people to look at high journo number i.e. shillingAww, gonna cry?
>>739680975Sorry, I don't buy woke.
>>739687183Because it's a bunch of garbled together shit from good games, 'accessibility options' and ugly graphics
Demo was a 7/10 with highs and lows. There was definitely stuff I liked in there, and if they listened to feedback and fixed their shit I could see it deserving this amount of praise, otherwise I'm guessing the review score is coasting off YCG's reputation with the journos.
>>739680975SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! what do we have here?
>>739687495>+1 bonus for being indie>another +1 for western studio copying and fixing the yucky japanese games
>>739687251damn this dinosaur got hands, mousefags btfo
>>739687183How many reasons do you have to ignore before it sinks in
>>739684237/v/ was telling me mixtape was astroturfed to hell and back, where is it?
You know, shills, if you wanted people to stop calling you shills, just talk about the game instead. Oh, there's no game to talk about yet and you're just posting journo scores? THEN COME BACK WHEN THERE'S A GAME TO TALK ABOUT, YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOIDS.
>>739687718Astroturfed doesnt mean exclusively posted here you retard
>>739685426>This value somehow gets smaller against beefier enemies,and if you take more damage, both your health and that potential healing go down.Did they change it from the demo, or did the author explain it really poorly?The way it worked was that you could only amass as much healing as the amount of health you were missing. If you were at full HP, you couldn't bank any healing at all for when you got hit. When you take damage, your "potential healing" goes up, but the amount you have stored up stays the same until you use it or hit someone.
>>739687831are you retarded? it scored below an 86 because it's not in the list
>>739687718Didn't take you long. Pack it up, boys. It's over.
>>739685984Tag exc?
>>739687880Do you know what astroturfed even means you dumb faggot.
>>739687889>leftist discourse is pointing out third worlders being retarded that's an extremely charitable view of leftist discourse
>>739687968shut up, I posted my magical "Win Argument" picture, so you're supposed to quit and go away
>>739687718/v/ talks more about that shitty game than literally anywhere else because SEAs love incest some twisted irony in the end
>>739687889bot post
>You know, shills, if you wanted people to stop calling you shills, just talk about the game instead. Oh, there's no game to talk about yet and you're just posting journo scores? THEN COME BACK WHEN THERE'S A GAME TO TALK ABOUT, YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOLOIDS.
>>739684904mixtape didn't score anywhere near this game though?
>>739687889It's amazing how quickly this fucking tweet became this year's version of >i am very smart
>>739681718/v/'s been seething about this game for months, I doubt they'll let this down in a week.
>>739688313Literally why? Because of the BLM shit?
>>739682196the fact that a dev like yacht club with the money they had earned couldn't produce a gameboy-like in less time.most games feel like duke nukem forever to me now. either a bunch of cool shit that got scrapped down the line or i've seen the entire game in bits in pieces over the course of years. yawn.
the moral of the last 6 months on this board is even if they say all the same words, browns and yellows will still never be white
so what happens after months of /v/ chuddies praying for this game's downfall when the game's apparently good? disingenuous steam chart spam? falseflagging with the most heinous fetish art from furaffinity? cataloguing the entire social media history of everyone who's worked on the game? how much popcorn should i buy?
>>739687895Hell yeah, I'll be at the place
>>739688293like everything else, misused to the point of becoming meaningless, eradicating any truth it once held. how joyful are we, having given voice to every lowest form of human across the globe?
>>739688431You're talking about aryan superiority in a thread about a gameboy mouse. Do you feel like a serious person?
>>739688393Because it's a bad ugly game
>>739688476same as always>it got rave reviews but it didn't sell 10 million copies so we have to go bankrupt and this is the fault of people who simply did nothing
>>739688476>so what happens They go mysteriously quiet about this game and go back to making threads about Marathon that start with [cum-inducing news]
>>739688506>aryanYou don't know what that word means either, shitskin
>>739688506as good a place as anyonline thread about tiny mousey is about the same level of serious adult business as your typical liberal college campus
>>739688570>mysteriously quietNo, some southeast asian with a blue checkmark will make fake headlines about the game flopping or not meeting sales expectations and will get paid to do it despite getting reamed in the comments
I can't even tell if this is the usual trolls who pop up when game they don't like for X reason get good review or if furries are actually this annoying
>>739683595>zeldasbornedeserved for trying to force this dogshit
>>739688393Because shills keep bringing it up so we keep reacting to how shit it looks
looks good
this is the part where we pretend that all the circlejerking over yacht club's questionable handling of the game was some sort of negative press shill campaign
>>739685224>three spam threads were deleted around the same timewow what a conspiracy
>>739680975The demo was fun, the writing just kind of nothing, it'll be a fun little thing to boot up for and hour of two every other day maybe probably. Hoping that I'm wrong and the game actually slaps.
>>739680975No surprise that the developers of Shovel Knight made another great game.It's just a shame that all discussion is going to center around people wanting to see another Tortanic sink, because Yacht Club are actually talented devs, retards with handling finances as they may be.
>>739684684>when ruled by polfaggotry
>>739690716*for an hour or two
If the game is actually good I will apologize for all my shit posting in mina threads
>>739683791>Talking about newly released videogames is now against the rules on the videogame boardYou retards deserve every gotcha and porn general
>/v/ actually talk about videogames instead of crying "SHILL SHILL BLM BLM" challenge: impossible????
>>739691247Regardless of whether or not the game is good, I'm going to be slightly miffed that the mouse doesn't have cute eyelashes and crotch tuft
>>739691608That's what PC mods are for
>>739680975Instead of donating to BLM couldn't they have used the money to hire some artists and create a more visually pleasing game?
>>739681718>forgottendo people even know it exist though?
>>73969176120,000 isn't going to go very far in that aspect
>>739691664It's just not the same
>>739691574/v/ slowly starting to learn that third worlders from the middle east and southeast asia are behind 99% of this garbage is a sign things will gradually get better. Way more racist and better.
>>739691875Please understand, 20k is a fortune to neets
>>739683989Midna isn't furry and that's why mods don't give a shit. The Twili are just a race of humans with blue and black skin and Midna was cursed into a shrunken imp form.Midna is not an animal, nor is she an anthropomorphized animal, nor does she transform into an animal at any point in Twilight Princess.
>>739691761>pic unrelated
>>739682120If there isn't any woke shit in the game itself then it isn't woke
>>739691976chatgpt ahh post
>>739692079>Strong masculine girlboss protagUh oh!
>>739691608Same, we should have pressured them into making her more feminine looking. You can't just appeal to furries with a cute rodent, you also need to Appeal to the male gaze
>>739692340>we shouldGo fuck yourself
>game reviewrs giving it 90All the more reason to think it's a bad game with an astroturf shill campaign
Why do mods suddenly allow furshit to be posted here?Also this shit game is absolutely irrelevant, no one is discussing or even know it exists, only here, being #200 in wishlists.>>>/trash/
>>739692557>Game gets bad reviewWow it's so bad even journos don't like it>Game gets good reviewJournos like it, must be bad
>>739692251>masculine
>>739692606lmao bot postyou know because it's always the exact same format every time, no variance
>>739692803Stop fucking animals, your brown vermin, and go back to your containment.
Bruh nothing is gonna be better than GTA 6 this year.
>>739684691The burden of proof is on you, tard
>>739693045You should consider learning English before trying to call other people brown.
>>739692251Bro she's a slim and soft little cartoon mouse with a defined waist and hips, sharp feminine eyes and tiny little hands, she's girly as fuck. It's fine if you don't like tomboys, I'll gladly take them from your hands.
>>739692606More and more furry games are being made every daySoon it will be mainstream
>>739691409You retards have been spamming threads about this game for literal weeks, if not months by now.It's a general.
>>739693386She looks like a guy.
Alright, I'm buying this tomorrow night for sure now.
>>739693386A single eyelash on both eyes fixes her design
>>739680975>critic reviews
God I love unassuming-looking cute anthro girls
>>739688393Nah, they just hate everything out of principle.
>>739693647She's a LITTLE BIT androgynous because she's perfectly flat but they couldn't give her a chest since it would have broken the Redwall-type character design they were going for. I can kind of see her as a dude if I really try but she's not "masculine" at all.
That's odd. I thought I clicked on a video game thread but there's no video game being discussed, just shills hoping that the big review score is enough to start discussion. Conclusion: this is a shill thread.
>>739681718I'll be sure to make the>one week later>I am forgottenthread that's a prerequisite for every single player game released now
>>739694161the game isn't out yet retard
>>739694164based I'll bump your thread with schizo babble when I see it
>>739688313>seethingthat was a pretty obvious trooncord marketing campaign
>>739693972https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/nTp936aIut4hNLV8Igv8xg/You've posted this enough times in Mina threads that I started to notice. You're pretty embarrassing, desu senpai. Tone it down with your obvious shilling.
>>739694612I post it in any thread when you miserable fucks force a hate campaign for what's obviously going to be a quality game, Mina just happens to be the current topic.
>no prerelease build leakim so impatient, xisters...
I'm here for the rat posting, start posting sexualized rat girls already.
>act like shills, get called shills>n-no, you schizo chud, stop noticingHmmm, shills crying out in pain as they strike you. Sounds familiar.
>>739694873This, if there's no game yet at least give us the rat porn we deserve
>>739689516heh >>739694567
>>739680975>the first thing they advertise is how you can make yourself invincible and turn off all bottomless pits>gets a 10/10 from journalistsHMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>739692547You are my personal army, deal with it and force feminine mouse memes
Did they really need to add sex appeal in the review?
>>739695381that was far from the first thing they advertised but I get the sentiment
>>739680975Well, shills, you spammed four "Mina" threads in the catalog right now. And *gasp* they're all about the high review scores. Don't chimp out when all these threads are deleted, including this one.
Shills really not sending their best in infiltrating, guess they hired the same pajeets Ubisoft hires for shill campaigns
SHILLS RISE UP!
Here’s the real question?Is Mina a safehomo lesbian for good-boy backpats for Yacht Club?Or does she take the BHC as should be the default for all fluffy women?
Still expecting some rat pornCome on
What boring forced fanfare.
>>739695772It's just four now? Your false flagging isn't very consistent >>739695360
>>739696031we won't know until the game is outthe safest bet is there is no romance, if there was one the reviews would likely mention it
>>739693386>a slim and soft little cartoon mouse with a defined waist and hips, sharp feminine eyes and tiny little handshot af desu
>>739696098>no romanceShame. It was cute in Shovel Knight
>>739696137yeah that soft was a little extra, I got carried away, a moment of weakness...
>>739696041She's not even attractive enough to get porn. They intentionally made her that way.
739683465>shill thinks xer is slick for behaving like an oldfagshill moment
>replying to a 4-hour-old posthe wonned
>he cared
I boughted
i cummed
>>739697550
>>739697626Woah this looks pretty good. It's coming out Friday right?
>>739327615>>739327813
>>739680975>gameboy color graphics instead of at least snesbrother euhhh
>>739688393It's just the resident TORtanic /v/ermin and anti-furry aspies linking up. Sneed it or Keep it?
>>739698363
>>739681718It won't, because it is ~le hard retro game with a little furry protag darksouls and castlevania
>>739692753That's why you don't listen to game journalists, period. They could praise your favorite game to high heaven, and you should still see them as barely above the level of sentience of a throw rug you put infront of your door.
>>739694873>>739696041She's a mouse you fucking retard
>>739698363>>739698747lol xD these dank memes are really funny! v really is like this!
>>739680975if GTA6 sucks it has a chance
>>739699037Post sexualized mice then, I'm not picky.
>>739681718It's amazing how fast jornos are utter garbage until it benefits me.
>>739687889>if you disagree with me it just means you're pretending not to understand and therefore a leftistImagine being so supremely low IQ you get your world view from blue checkmarks on twitter. Imagine being so utterly medical-grade retarded to think it was only bad when people did it on Dorsey twitter and is ok now because the blue checkmarks you get your thoughts from are le ebin heckin rightoid wingerinos.
Looks gay and retarded.
>>739680975I hope it's actually good and there's not just some indie darling situation going on
>>739684237Is that Cult of the Lamb DLC good? I beat it originally, was an okay ride.
Great game for homosexuals.
>>739703963How far into it are you?
>>739704440I don't play games sorry. Games are for children and handicapped adults.
>>739686406>Dragon Quest is a real franchise with fansNot outside of Japan it isn't. And this new entry is somehow more fuck ugly than usual, which is impressive.
>>739703402More of the same stuff you do, infact id say winter is fucking shit until you can automate it.
>>739687251>Fromshit influence weighed the game downMany such cases
>>739680975>Critics
>>739693245>No proofI accept your concession
>>739697976now that's sexo
>>739704913ebin redpill brother
Curious to see how many of my complaints with the demo are resolved in this.
>IGN gave two games a 10/10 in the same monthOh no, please tell me it doesn't have a mode that plays itself.
>>739709648It has customizable difficulty.
>>739680975I triple dipped. I'm already blasting
>>739680975pirate/10
>>739680975maybe I'll give it a try after I beat sekiro (2 bosses left, owl father was vanquished yesterday).
>>739683997Shovel Knight came out before that DEI shit..
I can’t even understand what are you faggots seething about this game
>>739682196No one. Mina is the only kikestarter I ever pledged to and I don't expect to be disappointed.
>>739709648even ignoring the IGN review, which you should, people across the board are loving the game. You gotta have at least a couple individuals you follow that have similar taste in games as you that you trust
>>739711075>people across the board who were paid to like the game are HAVING A BLAST!
>>739709648https://x.com/YachtClubGames/status/2055403350959833405Now you know why journalists love it so much.
>>739711139okay frognigger, have a miserable(normal for you) day
>>739680975>>739682741jesus, i dont think i ever saw such an ugly gameand people calling undertale ugly, this shit on another level
>>739711787Let me guess, you've never played a gameboy color game
>post yfw you never doubted yacht club
>>739711850im not 50, maybe my dad did as a kid, but if this is how it looked, then no wonder your taste is fucked
>>739711787imagine being polish
>>739711787What's ugly about it? Are you grossed out by brains? Is dark blue green too icky for you?
>>739711787giving third-worlders internet access was a mistake
>>739712256>lack of a coherent color palette>clashing tiles next to each other>lack of consistent shading>shadows dont have consistent colorscant tell what the fuck am i even looking at
>>739712065heh called it
>>739683997
>>739707324Thanks. Join the War room for up to date advice and tricks on hustlin' and making it.
>>739711787actually it's really good considering all the limitations that come with this style. I personally don't like it and would rather play link to the past type of pixel art or better. undertale is extremely ugly though.
>>739712256He's right tho it does look like shit. Shovel knight worked because it was "lol NES graphics xD" but not actually that close to how a NES looked; whereas this looks like a game-boy color game (a console which looked worse than the NES despite living 10 years longer mainly thanks to Pokemon).
>>739712415>When a non-pixel artist attempts to critique
bump
>>739712065What is with some people who can't appreciate older games? Is there something genuinely wrong with their brains or is it just conditioning by vidya corpos to always assume higher fidelity graphics = better?
>>739682741kill yourself
>>739692557kek
>no stop discussing videogames on /v/, that is shilling>every thread about a videogame on /v/ - videogames is actually a paid shill campaign>positive reviews mean nothing>oh but negative reviews are undeniable absolute truthI have to wonder what causes this intense hatred of videogames in /vee/ users.
>>739719557i genuinely why people who play games even still care about reviewersit's not that they're all wrong or paid for or whatever, it's that no one actually cares what the rating is anymore, so what's the point?
>>739719868>i genuinely why people who play games even still care about reviewersconfirmation bias
>>739680975all those cheating options right from the settings make me skip this game
>>739720151>AHHHH COMPLETELY OPTIONAL DIFFICULTY SETTINGS NOOOOO DROPPEDfiltered
>>739720235Should've gatekeep video games harder, now people like you are not only playing games but sit on /v/
>>739720334>Should've gatekeep>people like you are not only playing games but sit on /v/Good morning saar
>>739719827I wouldn't be surprised if most of the anons behind these types of posts were actually sharty users
>>739720368Only a tranny who cares about proper grammar would defend an option to fucking disable all the damage in a video game.Especially on an anime imageboardI will not type gatekep or gatekept you dumb unskilled nigger, gatekeep itself is an imaginary word.Wish i could murder people like you who ruin games for over a decade now, total fucking death by curbstomping, every single one who defends this accessibility shit.Hopefully they actually do go bankrupt and i get to play it after its on sale for 1$
>>739711850Kill yourself, this is an actual Gameboy Color game. End your life, Mina the hollower looks like complete shit
>>739712054I never doubted because I tend to reserve judgement for when the game is actually out and I've played it myself.
>>739711850Gameboy graphics look better without the colors imo. The GBC colors are too garish. Now that I think about it, this game would probably look nice in monochrome.
>>739721196I'm pretty sure the game has palette swaps. Monochrome is probably an option.
>>739720779Its based on Link's Awakening and the Oracle games, anon. Not your homosexual childhood game that you played after being raped by your uncle
>>739721289holy projection
>>739721329What else am I supposed to gleen from a gif of cutesy rats kissing and nuzzling? You are either gay(raped) or a woman. My bet is on the former
>>739721435>retarded newfag that was molested doesn't know what Hamtaro is.This used to be a real board.
>>739721530>my cutesy gay characters that I still like at 40 are no longer relevantget a grip
>>739721530Give it up mate, you’re arguing with shiteating zoomers who think they know it all. It’ll eventually happen to them too
>>739720789Mina......lay off the cheese...............
>>739719827>positive reviews mean nothingWell, I'd sooner trust a negative review than a positive one.
>>739721687I suppose you're right. Anything older than undertale is basically the same as The Epic of Gilgamesh to them.
I do not understand why /v/ acts like a bunch of malnourished skitzos when it comes to the possibility of this game's success. A twenty dollar indie game causing this much seethe and rectal cancer, meanwhile the entire industry is burning and hardware is rapidly being outpriced out of most consumer's hands.
did people really dislike the delayed dodge mechanic in the demo? feels like people just can't handle a bit of friction in their gameplay
>>739680975Will be up there if there's no streamer content in the game
>>739722008It's not just this game, and it's not just /v/ either. Culture has become absolutely obsessed with flops. It's like a drug for people, so now they try and make anything a flop
>>739722059I already played Crypt Custodian so I know how a dive-dig-dodge move works.
>>739722190People want this game to flop because of the BLM shit. They lost most of their goodwill with gamers by spending the money we gave to them on worthless niggers.
by "people" he actually meant "I"
>>739722329No, fuck off. Faggots like you will tortanic post about anything. Stuff like the blm shit might explain why you hate everything in general, but don't act like there's anything remotely special about this game when it comes to political bullshit
>>739722059In vast majority of games, the invincibility frames from the dodge start as son you press the button not half way trough it if you hold it down.
>>739722329>oh no they donated 0.1% of their revenue to BLM six years ago, I must hate them forever
>>739722649Yes that's how goodwill works I'm afraid. Hard to get but easy to lose.
ok but why does a rat dig? shouldn't she be a mole or armadillo instead?
>>739722748raw sexo until morning with him
>>739722802>homer_lost_a_customer.jpg
>>739722637Could you try posting this again but in proper english this time? By the way cool webm https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/yXT6bNrRQKOHKiYuUKLQCw/
>>739722904that's pretty faggoty anon
>>739722975I didn't know there was an schizo who posted this nonstop, lol. I only saved it because I thought it was funny.
>>739722649>DID THIS MAN DONATE TO BLIPITY BLOOF FIVE YEARS AGO?!>BAN HIM FROM SOCIAL MEDIA>GET HIM FIRED>CANCEL HIM>HARASS HIS FAMILY TILL THEY KILL THEMSELVESjust kill yourself already
All they had to do was make her a hyper shortstack
>>739723408>getting mad over things that never happened
>>739723679>ackshually thing that happened never happened chud
>>739680975Mina had GOTY on lock
>>739686179Jannies hate Mina for some reason
>>739723903Abib hates "furry" games.
>>739680975Where are the webms?
>>739724368the game isn't out yet nonny
>>739724587the demo is though
>>739724368must you shill this shit in every mina threadfuck off
>>739724791it was only available during last year's Steam Next Fest
>>739724587Post someone else's footage and pretend like this is harder than all of the 3D games.
>>739724934Anon... >>739643308
>>739724951damn we get to fight john hollower himself? it's like I'm a kid again, that's so fucking cool
>>739724951>IGN got hit once so the game needs 50 modifiers to make it easier
>>739724951>Pretend like this is harder>Not using Daggers
>>739724951Goodness that's slow as balls.
>>739725547Daggers are definitely the worst demo weapon, but replaying with all three I don't think it makes a big difference. Hammer > Whip > Daggers when you know patterns, Whip > Hammer > Daggers when you don't, but the difference is minimal.
>>739725547I knew I made the right call when everyone was praising the other weapons. Will not be influenced by the masses.
>>739725547Fine, here's your dagger gameplay. Hardest game in all of 2026.
>>739724368One shill is more annoying than all 20 of the Pipistrello shills...
>>739725696>>739725856I'll be using hard modifiers [/spoilers]
>>739726161I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or step up on the pipistrello shillingI do think it's overly shilled in mina threads, but since mina's demo didn't really cater to people expecting game boy zelda I get it
>>739724951>>739725856This will defo go over well with Zoomers so much pointless wasted movement that isn't needed.
>>739726405>Newfag failed the spoiler
>>739726662
Does she at least say cheesed to meet you?
>>739726510old man yell at zoomers
>>739726662>People unable to mark spoilers by simply using highlight and ctrl+s
>>739726510No idea what you're talking about. This is the best action game I have ever seen and it will change both indies and Soulslikes forever.
>>739727013He's probably on mobile. The heathen.
>>739680975So, what's the hook with this one? Why is it being so lauded? I only just now heard of it, and it seems like it might be pretty good, but I'm wondering if there's a catch.
shovel knight is overrated
>>739727504plague of shadows is the shit
>>739727375>what's the hook with this one?gameboy Zelda art style, but with Dark Souls-ish gameplay.
>>739727375The catch is that you play as a mouse but it has no cheese puns.
>>739727504If you mean the base game I sorta agree but I'd say that the 3 additional campaigns really elevate it
I only wish they hadn't gone with the GBC artstyle. It looks bad blown up on a big screen.
>>739680975>tfw this is the only Kickstarter I ever backedI was always skeptical about the idea, seeing all the failures and scams, but these guys were pretty reputable, and the furry rat butt got me interested, so I threw 30 bucks their way. After all these years and delays, I'd say I'm pretty happy with this outcome. Never even played the demo, so I'm gonna be experiencing it completely fresh.
>>739727679Well, that's no gouda.
>>739727801I was totally cheesed off when I found out about it.
>>739727679Swing and a mish.
i can't hold all these 9s and 10s!!furgods stay winning
>>739727970Anyone Nooticeing the highly rated games of this year have jorno mode implemented?
>>739727935>>739727801>>739727876
>>739727375It's from the Shovel Knight devs
>>739728016and there we have it, the cope /v/ will use to claim that all high review scores are invalid
>>739728016not really. but like... who cares
>>739728016if you beat the kraken you can get a double edged sword trinket and you can also put on hard mode
>>739728016name 3 examples
>>739728215He's not talking about how the end user can play it, he's talking about the game having options to make it easier than the cuphead tutorial so journos can properly fellate it
>>739683989Midna isn't furry.
>>739722975>archive schizolmaoing at your life
>>739728283hater detected. discarding post
I'm intentionally not buying it so yacht club may go under due to how badly managed their budgeting is.
>>739728075I enjoyed Shovel Knight.
>>739728313not human eitherfurry-adjacent
>>739728313True, but it's moreso in that the j*nnies outright allow Midna porn dump threads on /v/ and almost never delete them, meanwhile if you post completely SFW images of "furry" videogame characters, you get deleted and banned for "off topic" or "furry porn outside /b/"
>>739728472Bro is only just learning this is a chud website
>>739728376The only thing I'm hating on is journos and their meaningless reviews. Mina's a day 1 buy for me.
>>739728016Soulsborne games get high ratings as well.Walking sims/movie games like Mixtape and actual video games like this one are (usually) reviewed by different people: those who don't play games and those who actually do. This is why this 10/10 could be valid, while Mixtape's 10/10 wasn't.
>>739728575ok damn bro, my bad.
>>739728016No, I haven't. Give examples
>>739728661The actually releaseing a GBA version?
>>739728640>Soulsborne games get high ratings as wellThose are paid ratings
>>739728864im afraid not anon this is just fan art. but they might include some cool filters like pipistello did for gameboy feel
Why is Yacht Club going all in on journos? Marathon has made it pretty clear that journos don't convert to sales.
In case someone didn't know, Link's Awakening is a real Video Game you can play, you don't need to give these people your money. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>739729051marathon is full price chuddy extraction game with small dedicated audience. mina is charming indie zelda that costs 20 bucks
>>739729051They did the exact same thing with Shovel Knight.
>>739729097Thank you for the tip, but this is actually a different Video Game. I have played Link's Awakening already, and am excited to play a new game that takes inspiration from it.
>>739729097I'm gonna do both
>>739729172>>739729179Buy an ad
>>739729097I already played Link's Awakening, now I'm going to play RATO SEXO: the videogame
>>739729278You're in it pal
>>739729330Yeah pretty sure they knew exactly what they were doing making the protagonist female (male)
>>739684028An important distinction is that Mina the hollower was crowdfunded. They used money that they took for the development of the game and gave it to someone else. If square enix wastes their money on dumb shit, they are wasting the money of their investors.
>>739722649>>739722649Why are chudbros not allowed to copy the left malding over every irrelevant thing the dev said or did
>>739729496wasn't the blm donation several years before this though
>>739729589It was, he's being a disingenuous cocksucker.
>>739729589If that's the case then they begged for money after throwing their money down the drain. Dunno if thats any better.
>>739680975I'm glad a gamey game still rates highly
>>739726662I knew it, suck my dick
>>739726510>i... need to move around to avoid getting hit?!>why are the enemies moving around instead of standing still?>AAAAAAAHHHHH, JARPIGS HELP ME
>>739722008The industry started burning during the seventh gen and indies shamelessly fanned the fire. These hardware hiccups are like stomping on a charred corpse
I got no more patience for 4chuds
>>739729659>If that's the caseit is, you can check
>>739682196well shovel knight is a bad game so
>>739729752Okay and your defense then? How are you justifying the crowdfunding?
>>739729741how are indies fanning the fire?
>>739729728I don't get it, even the normiest norm knows the game is bad if it's not a soulsborne clone now
>>739729702
>>739729775It's a perfectly fine action platformer. Which means it's better than 90% of games out there.
>>739727775Isn't the game dropping at $20? Are you getting something extra for backing at $30?
Dpad or stick?
>>739729797I'm not, but the crowdfunding goal was 300k, I don't see the 20k they gave away affecting their decision to do one either way
>>739729941dpad
>>739727041>>739725856>The dodge requires like half a second of anticipating whatever might be attacking you because of the diving animationI dunno how I feel about this.
>>739729974You can dodge things with the jump too, but I don't like that some things unintuitively reach high enough to hit you mid-jump when I'm pretty sure it was just flat invuln in the Zelda games. If you really want to play safe you dig until the boss does their attack then immediately punish after popping out.
>>739729941d-pad for 2D, always
>>739729889it's a totally mediocre action platformer, which is already a flooded genre when it comes to indies.
>>739729974This pov for action games is weird as hell to begin with, never really liked it in the 2d Zeldas either
>>739729974it's closer to a sonic spinball than a dodge, it needs a long windup for a burst of fast invulnerability. They might have overthought things since they combined jumping, digging and dodging all into one action which sounds smart but might just feel clunky, we'll have to see. The demo was bleh either way
>>739730118ok, but you lose credibility when you call it bad.
>>739683302The furry critters are under my protection
>>739729941Dpad for grind alignment, 2.5D or platformer, Stick everything else 8 axis or bust.
>>739729954Crowdfunding is begging. It's no different than giving a homeless man $20 thinking you just saved him from starvation and he turns around and uses it to buy drugs. Then you just shrug and say it was his money now, he can use it however he likes.
>>739730118>totally mediocreyou're tripping, it's not a masterpiece but neither are most games. Yeah the genre is flooded but are you seriously saying that SK isn't heads and shoulders above the average indieslop?
>>739730118I really doubt that the genre was flooded back in 2014
>>739730118They got lucky for grifting their mega man clone early enough before the indie industry figured out the cash cow formula. It's funny that for all the hate Fez gets it has 10x more integrity as a game
>>739729892Soundtrack and some digital stuff like wallpapers.
>>739730209>or bust
>>739730118>flooded genremarket saturation is and always will be a copeif it's a good game, people will buy it
>>739730237actually they used the profits they made from SK to donate to BLM, not crowdfunded money, we've established this
>>739729974Don't worry about it. The combat is great if you know what is and isn't a grounded attack. Really.
>>739730331>ReallyWell now I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
>>739726662>>739729702Learn from this and keep posting newfag.You are under my protection.
>>739730424I break your protection barrier with mouse pussy stink spray
>>739730331Spoilers man, some of us want to go in blind.
>>739730331Who is this Anonymouse and where is Mina?
>>739730237do you not understand how crowdfunding works? Your metaphor is retarded, they didn't get a free handout
>>739711237>literally has harder optionsget a real argument
>>739722329>most of their goodwill with gamersliterally only /v/ addicted retards even know and if the vast majority of people knew, they wouldn't care.
There are all of these webms from the IGN review but I don't know if this is assist mode gameplay...
>>739730279I remember my friend had a fledgling review site when it came out and the devs sent him a key to the game, and you could tell in his review that he was just so grateful for the key that he was just going to gush over the game despite how unremarkable it was. It was really pathetic to watch. even when I was broke I wouldn't have sucked someone off for 15 bucks.
>>739730279you ain't slick Phil
>>739730820>this game is hard because you can make it harder just like you can remove all difficulty altogetherno you get a real argument
>>739730980That's been the story of every popular indie game since pretty much. A few lucked out in exceptional circumstances but those have been getting harder to come across
>>739731352you control the buttons you press
>>739731817my brother in christ we are at bump limit, we are currently autosaging
>>739731817Who's telling him?
>>739731630So I just don't press the make everything harder button thenThis means the game is not hard
>11 hours until the game release Im excited too see what the game has to offer
>>739731976>11 hours
>>739731879so true man, and theres no reason to level vigor in elden ring either. You're being really smart right now and definitely making a point.
>>739732135You're the one who said the game is hard because you can hit the buttons that make it hard instead of the buttons that remove all challenge
mowse sexo
>>739732016Sorry anon I’m planning to buy it in japanese eshop. fuck stream
>>739732202>what the hell? this game is only for babies asking for daddy? that's you, you slackjawed dumbass faggot.
>>739732398He won if you wanted the last reply that bad.
>>739732457Nta but you absolutely lost that argument, this shit >>739732398 completely blew you out of the water
Feels like Rhene is going to be the deciding factor on how these threads go down.And to be honest guys, I'm worried and scared.It was nice to talk about the game though.