Hopelessness EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>483624218
I love my husband Astarion. Good night.
I love my husband Enver
I wonder if we can heal those scars
Good evening. I love Shadowheart.>>483777601Nighty night anon.
MY BEAUTIFUL DEATH SHEPHERD
>>483777813I hate those things.
Good evening. I love my Tav, Ash.>>483777813So is it like a permanent summon now or just until long rest/death?
>>483777813T A L L
>>483777601Good night, I'll try to get some sleep soon too>>483777813He's missing a few teeth
>>483777813LMAO look at that sword! It's going to plow the whole Sword Coast, clipping through terrain
>squidtranny OPSave me Laezel save me
Halsin's giant, uncut druid cock doesn't fit in Shadowheart's petite elf throat, but he forces it in anyways...GLARK GLARK GLARK throughout the camp while Wyll masturbates, watching from a bush. Shadowheart's bush.
>>483777813If you drunk your milk, you could have been as tall as Mr. Death Shepherd
Good night, I love my wife
>>483777539
>>483778115What was the thought process behind this post?
>>483777931>So is it like a permanent summon now or just until long rest/death?it becomes hostile if you long rest, but you can just immediately use control undead on it again lol. so i guess it's following me until it dies
>>483778360Ansur tried to kill him, and he's a dragon, surely she can respect that.
>>483778369An obsessive dedication to the truth.
Uhh, rude much? What, just cause I'm a gnome, I'm compared to a rabbit? smհ. The prejudice never ends.
>>483753653https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1329the game really expects you to go hard core with speak with the dead early on in the game. like I feel like speak with animals is not nearly as good as speak with the dead because there is grimblebock, the 3 at the beach, at least 5 in the grove with kanon, sansa, nettie, the drow and arabella, maybe more. 3 corpses in the blighted village, the 2 brothers, 2 of the 3 characters by the dying dorf, the mailman, 3 bodies by karlach
>>483777813IS the death shephard a male?
>>483778286Stop getting new ones
>>483778793Bone structure doesn't lie
>>483778286For me, it's Morgya
>>483778709you're obsessed alright
>>483778859Okay then this is what it looks like
>>483778991ZAMN
So I only now found out what the spider carcass in Yurgir's lair was for. That's um...a bruh moment.
>>483779616only now? How long you been here.
making him bigger
>>483779669I never talked to Nessa in my last two runs. I neglected speak to animals a lot.
>>483779698
astarion is as tall as one boot
uhhguys?
>>483778974With the truth. GLARK GLARK GLARK SHAR GLARK GLARK
>>483778710>>483780134Beautiful gnomes
yes. but he may not be how you remember him
>>483780587hairy,,,,,,,
>>483780648calm down
>>483780934no
>>483780587Cute gnomes
The cheesiest cheese of all.
OP for next thread
>>483781335Why is a druid a manwhore anyway?
Why do so many characters in this game say ta-ta when leavingNo one says that
>>483781485Because sex is natural, not that the shills here would know it.
hahaha cannon go boom
>>483778360cute frog
>>483781485The writer needed a hippie self insert
Why doesn't wyll just saw off his horns?
>>483781990it would be extremely painful
>>483781990Same reason people don't saw off their teeth
>He must lead the murdermarch to baldur's graveGREAT WRITING LARIANFAGS
Bee's honey during the day, Shadowheart's honey at night, literally right next to Tav while he sleeps
i'm so mad i can't hug the death shepherd i'm going to do something drastic
>Astarion ascending and gaining power is bad >Gale ascending and gaining power is badbut why?
>>483782562Knock him prone and stand on his chest. That'll teach him to not let you hug him.
Honestly I can't really blame the emperor for what he didThe guy was just trying to survive
>>483781672Brits do
>>483783212No they don't . No one here says ta-ta
>>483783272Okay you got me, I know when I'm beatI guess I'll leave now, ta-ta anon
>>483782853That sounds like something a squid might say...
>>483783426You're probably Irish you faggot
>swine goes to sleep>schizo stays awake to shitpostWhat happened to the so-called good hours?
>>483783769Good hours is a psyop I also propagated
>20% off >new historic lowfeels good to wait
Very true, Raphael. Which is why I beat you at your game. A Bard to beat a...devil-Bard. Honestly, with Raphael's whole personality and shtick, I feel like he is, or should be classed as a bard. Or at least multi-classed involving Bard.Also I wanna note that one of the nicer things about not having any of the companions is I don't gotta worry about them getting all butthurt about me making the decisions I want. Feels good man.
>>483783769There's like 3 people awake rn just ignore her and she'll get bored
>>483783612I mean it's true. His options were doing a bit of manipulation or being mind controlled. He never betrays you unless you betray him first
>>483783769who's shitposting? all the posts are high quality so far
483784092>herjust go to sleep faggot
why are mods never gith compatible holy shit reeeeeeeeeeeee. Was going to do it where durge, shart and frog were going to do the goblin camp in bugbear armor but the mod isn't compatible with frogs
>>483784108>his>he>himIt's an it.
>Make Aylin>Make Isobel>Make Orin>3 hottest characters in the game>Can't romance any of them>Can romance the abomination lae'zel though
Ever since the bear came to camp there's been a strange fishy smell near Shadowheart
>>483784513You can literally romance an abomination named Emperor
>how bearschizo would be if it stopped obsessing over halsin
Ash, what the FUCK? Why would you do that? Well, I guess as an Arcanist, it's all in the service of knowledge, after all...
>>483784824That's not what I asked for though
Halsin looking down at that vacuum suck face when Shadowheart releases the head with a wet pop and catches her breath before going right back down again, he doesn't even have to force her anymore
It's funny that everyone forgives Durge despite them brutally murdering countless people with varying amounts of torture and necrophilia spread throughout, and Shart is the most popular companion despite being a murderer in the name of the worst god ever, but as soon as Dalyria kills one person in order to try to save herself and all of Cazzy's other victims she's suddenly a monster. Double standard methinks.
>>483784973Your post didn't have any question to begin with brah
>>483784932>her brothers all giving her that "there's something wrong with you" stareShe was always the black sheep of the family.
>>483784513You get 3 attractive female romances even if you're not into frogs. Look at other rpgs and realize how lucky you are. Choose any of them instead of crushing on lesbians happily in a couple or the poster child for insanity.
>>483785151>it was just one kidYou tread a very dangerous and treacherous path...
>>483785535spotted
>>483785552>You get 3 attractive female romances even if you're not into frogsWhere? All I see is a shitty half elf, a gorilla tiefling and a man faced drow
Oh what the Fuck Larian. I just found out after looking at the log that I only got 115 XP for freeing Yurgir. And apparently if you fight and kill him in the encounter, you get like 1000 xp. LARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
>>483785535Look out there's a skelly behind you
>>483786025There are 4 male options if you're homosexual.
>>483786172Unfortunately I'm straight, that's why I'm attracted to aylin, isobel and orin
Strange and coincidental timing yet again
>>483785751Relatively speaking? Yeah. Shart's religion involves ruining people's lives on purpose, and murdering innocents. She did it for 40 years. We find her training ground.Durge has killed literally thousands of people, the narrator does say thousands, and he tortured them and the butler informs us we liked necrophilia as well.Yet where are the people responding to every durge post? Every shart post?Dalyria has a legitimate hypothesis about how to cure vampirism and tests it. She's not a psycho, she's not insane, she's not malicious. She's responding to the evil Cazzy is inflicting upon her and her peers, and desperately tries to escape. It's a crackpot theory that of course isn't true, but at least she had a reason and at least she was trying to do something positive. Unlike Shart and Durge.So yeah, it is a double standard.
Orin is the hottest character in the game
Mizora is the hottest and if you play as origin Wyll you still cant do a full romance with her
>>483786250You only have a couple more days of pride month fag then you gotta hit the bricks
>>483786498Not even a Mizora romance would make me play as wyll
>>483786398EaselySarevok is so lucky...
my uncle
>convince Kagha to fight against the shadow druids>start looting the dead shadow druids, suddenly she's too pissed to stand in my presence and attacks meUngrateful istik !
>>483786250Dork Urge is a potential player avatar. What point is there in bringing up their past whenever possible? It's not like the player chose to commit said evil or deviancy. Shadowheart shows a soft spot for children, which humanizes her, regardless of her decades of evil as a Sharran, which is hardly something anyone can blame her for.Dalyria murdered a child. That crosses a line. We don't become more sympathetic to child murderers just because we're forced to spend time with other monsters. I'm not seeing the double standard.
>>483786250As always, you raise an insightful point. The anon who praises Shart whilst admonishing Dalyria is a hypocrite.
First, trolling. Then, long winded pseud posting that doesn't really say anything. Then, praising yourself. A pattern emerges.
>>483787261You did knock her out, right?
>>483786662Yellow/green Grey spots girthy and long, complete forest down there. more so than the other gith
>>483787261And now she, Rath, and the rest are carrion. Meanwhile, Nettie is still in the back making potions...Will the rest of the grove turn hostile the moment I step out? I don't want to kill Inwe or Apikusis...>>483787391Err, no...
>>483786662Jim Carrey Eggman-looking ass
>>483787350Yeah, the pattern of people being unable to ignore the namefag when it would take under a second to filter the name forever. Do you get surprised when you throw a rock into the water and it makes a big splash?
ready for the chair>>483787437spot on as always>>483787591that's pierre's uncle you're talking about. show some respect
>>483787845heh...spot...
>>483787443Why did you do this? Why did you murder someone who had done nothing wrong?
>>483782240literally the funniest line of the game fuck off
>>483787443SHE WAS INNOCENT
>>483787262It's pretty simple. Doing heinous things for 40 years because you think it pleases some asshole god makes you a bad person. Shart stays in the cult because she thinks they rescued her from a wolf, which means she made the conscious choice to ruin other people's lives on purpose and murder innocents as part of her Sharran duties for 40 years because....they saved me. ME. I got mine, I got saved, so fuck 40 years worth of innocent people they tell me to sabotage or kill. This sort of thinking makes you an evil person. A good person stops at some point and says "wait a minute, this is bullshit, the evil I'm causing in their name far outweighs them simply saving my life once".Meanwhile Dalyria was being abused completely against her will for 200 years, and her only goal in killing the kid was to try to find a cure for vampirism, which helps everyone. Doing something evil for an actual positive goal is less bad than doing it for no reason like Durge or doing it because everyone who's not me can go fuck themselves because Viconia saved me, ME, so now I kill in her name for 40 years.When weighing these three character's actions under the lens of classical morality, Dalyria is the best of the three. Her bodycount is MUCH smaller than the others, and she had a positive goal in mind. The other two have been killing or worse for 40 years, and they did it for wacko religious reasons.
>>483787938Ok, well I did try looting Silver the wolf's corpse last, so maybe that's what set them off. And also b/c I got caught looking into Kagha's chest before, too...Will this trigger the grove to start attacking the tieflings, or something? I want to get Mol's ring, still
HE LIKED ME
hey girl...i can't fit through the door
>>483788192I don't have the answer to that question, because I never murdered an innocent woman who had done nothing wrong.
Ash may be a freak, but she sure is a smarty. Bet Shadowheart could never figure this out, heh
>>483788157Dalyria only ever sought a way out for herself. Painting her as a noble soul and scientific mind seeking a cure for every vampire ever is a little far-fetched.
>>483788548>>483788073She attacked me first for looting the corpses of the foes we just fought ! What else am I supposed to do?
Sweatyheart
483787787>notice name removal>retard comes along to suggest blocking the now removed nameReally gets the wheels turning.
>>483789006https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Toggle_Non-Lethal_Attacks
>>483789197>she attacked firstThe Gith Savage killed in self defense
>>483789171We all know he removes his name and sucks his cock it's not new information.
Imagine falseflagging to no one in particular when there are only 7 people on.
>>483789197>>483789260She walked into her own moonbeam, I couldn't do anything about it. Seems like this is a common mistake among druids...
Nobody cares how many people are "on" your discord talking about troonshine recipes and gooning to dog asses
>>483789708nothing could be done....oh no
>discord out of nowhereYup.
>>483788942That is what she does. You can find her journal in which she states her intention of finding a cure for vampirism. If her hypothesis was correct, then she would have found a cure, cured herself, and then for everyone else there are much better and safer ways to extract large quantities of pure blood under lab conditions so she wouldn't have to kill people when curing everyone else.The fundamental difference is that Dalyria did have a noble goal, she kept her evil acts to a minimum to accomplish her noble goal, was driven to it after 200 years of abuse, and likely would have gladly shared her findings with anyone else infected.The other two are just religious zealots. I like to think of Shart's selune path as her default path so I am happy she eventually finds her way out of the bullshit we're talking about, but she still did mommy's evil bidding for 40 years before that, on the selfish grounds that none of these people I'm harming, torturing, and murdering matter because 40 years ago that wolf might have hurt ME.The scales of evil in this are far heavier for Shart and Durge, yet you only see "aaaiiieeee babykiller" about Dal. Thus, the double standard.
Bg3 needs more elf druid companions, Kahga DLC when?
Who the frog is "Kahga"?
>>483790014I meant Kagah
>>483790101I meant Cock-ah
>>483790014>>483790129I think you mean Cougha
unconcerned
>>483789806If nothing else, she was a strong druid who gave my party trouble. Never fought her nor Rath and the rest of the gang before, so I wanted to play it own. It was pretty fun.
>>483790129>>483790150No I didn't
>>483790150*coughs on your cock*>>483790246I don't think I've ever killed the druids by themselves I'll have to try that next time
>>483790014Frogha
>>483789945>You can find her journal in which she states her intention of finding a cure for vampirismYeah... for herself. What's the large-scale cure supposed to be? One orphan for every vampire? I'm assuming the process involves grabbing street urchins nobody is going to miss, considering the danger of "safe" blood transfusion under "lab conditions." Does Baldur's Gate even have that many youthful blood bags?
>>483790890Excellent post
Why does shart wear makeup like a whore
I tolerated Orin stomping on my Bhaals.
C'mon, man. Why aren't I getting XP for completing the Gauntlet's trials? This definitely XP worthy.Fuck, man. I fear at this point, with 10k XP left to go to L10, I may have to go back, to the creche and kill all the gith to make up for it all. This is so lame and gay.
>>483790890No, you can donate blood without dying. Multiple kids can supply more blood than she got from the child she killed, allowing her to test her theory even further than she could have, and without anyone dying. You can easily incentivize people to donate blood through legal and safe means. It obviously wouldn't all happen in a day, and obviously there would be some vampires who wouldn't even want to be cured. You are aware of all of this, which means now you're just going on a pointless tangent that you know is pointless, and doesn't disprove anything.The bottom line is that Dal is a much better person than Durge or Shart, yet there are multiple Durge and Shart posts every single thread that don't get a "aaaiiiee childkiller!" reaction. I'm just pointing out a double standard. If you don't like it, then stop doing it, instead of trying to go on a tangent about the minutia logistics of curing vampires lmao
she didn't have a pocket ham this time. she had a pocket sausage
>>483791807>pocket sausageSlightly spicy with a nice snap to it when you bite into it. I think she has meatballs in her other pocket.
I do like the fact that I'm using different party members for each of the trials. It just feels right. Faith-Leap performed by my Monk, the religious one, Soft-Step performed by my Bard, the clever one, and Self-Same performed by my Barbarian, the tough one.
Shart kissing Tav and telling him she loves him after going ass to mouth for her druid lover a half hour before.
Hey no fair, why does he get a +8 HP buff? Well no matter, still gonna kick his ass anyways. Made sure to send my bombs to my party also so they don't get used against me. That would be very inconvenient indeed.
I like this. It's a war of attrition between me and myself. Only I'm the better me. He sucks.
>>483792180what about the spots. what's the spot situation like
>>483792747Imagine dying by the POO Scraper
>>483792776Looks like white spots. Kinda like a pepperoni has.Smell situation, back of a Papa John’s.
>>483791734>which means now you're just going on a pointless tangent that you know is pointlessI blame it on the autism. Maybe you can relate.Anyway, sure, Shadowheart committed evil on a much greater scale over however many years she was an active Sharran, nobody is disputing that. It's easily explained by her being kidnapped and indoctrinated since she was a child. Explaining is not excusing. We don't actually see her do all of that, though. It's very human to then find excuses or downplay her responsibility, especially when you see evidence she's not quite the Sharran she wishes she were. Is there a double standard, then? In a technical sense, I guess. I happen to judge some random minor NPC like Dalyria more harshly than a companion who spent 80 hours in my party.
He doesn't seem to get that the whole dal killed a child back and forth is a joke does he
Dare I chance it?
>>483793132>maybe you can relateKekHe can probably relate to the going on pointless tangents bit too
>>483793458Child murder is no joke. The one singular Dalyriafag should never forget the nature of his wife.
>>483793645The death of a child. A timeless comedy that never grows old.
I hope we don't have to be in starfleet in the next game, I want Romulan pussy
>>483793707*tragedy
>>483793975Not if I’m laughing.
Astarion and Minsc is so cute.
>>483793707I like it when the fake man kills the fake children with fake exploding teddy bears.
>gay homo faggot porn out of NOWHERE
what does w'wargaz think i'm doing when i sidestep him and disappear through the hallway to his right for like 10 minutes
>>483794459These threads are extremely homoerotic it’s not out of nowhere
>>483794459Jessica woke up and started gooning
>>483780587Forgot to mention this as I was preoccupied, but I hope you get Dwarftash this bad boy right here when the time comes. Shit would be cash. Big Burly Dwarftash.
>>483794234I need it explained to meWhy is this a ship and why does it have so much fanart.>>483794642He should hold the rat bat in tavern.
>>483794761>He should hold the rat bat in tavern.Sure, but that's Act 3, innit? At least for the time being in Act 2, it would both hilarious and awesome seeing Dwarftash turn into a giant dwarf.
>>483794761One deranged fujo drawing gay porn doesn't make it a ship.
>>483794941The rat bat is behind thisobald
>>483794941Rat bat is in waning moon tavern.Act 2 next to the janny>>483794990Fair
>>483795071>>483795085Oh fuck, damn, you made me realize i completely missed it. Gotta go back then. Shit.
>>483794541Not my name
>>483795159It’s your nickname, just like faggot is the nickname your dad calls you.
>>483795159Then I ain't talking about you am I pissbaby
>>483794642i will do as you say
>>483795209No.>>483795243Yes.
Marcello, Jessica and Alice walk into a general......There's no punchline, it's just the unfortunate reality we're living in.
>>483795504It fucking STINKS Unwashed neet smell
We live in a reality where we chose the better game over gay homo sex pandering Elden Ring. And that's a good thing.
>>483795415Based. I look forward to your rare-breed Giant Dwarf 'tash escapades.
>>483793132Accept his concession
>>483794642>moonrise>gale can eat this tagwhat the fuck? how?
Goddamnit, I still have just over 10k XP to reach level 10, and I'm just about ready to to kill off Moonrise and square off against Thorm. Fuck me, man. Unless the remaining Moonrise guards net me 2k xp, and freeing Nightsong nets me 2k XP, and the first Ketheric encounter nets me 2k xp, and the colony nets me 2k xp, I don't see how I'm going to reach level 10 in time for Myrkul. Even if I kill the Creche, which I neglected, I feel it will still be just shy.What in the hells, man. I literally finished everything else.
>>483796114I’m sorry to hear that, call the cops
>>483796252Skybreaker is an Act 1 item, that I only just recently equipped for the smite ability + RP friendly weapon for Ash. It's just a defensive weapon for me since most of my damage is done with spells or ranged + my sick ass CANNON.
>>483796356for what? being black? they aren't doing shit to me they are just being annoying being black at each other. actually speak of the devil a cop car just pulled up
>>483796560Yes.I’m sure the cops will be HAPPY to break them up
>>483796485aren't you in act 2 and lann tarv is in act 2? I thought the tag goes away when you get to act 2 >>483796618kek the cop car parked and it got a lot quieter all of a sudden
>>483796679Is he talking to gale at all this run. That might have something to do with it
>>483796679>aren't you in act 2 and lann tarv is in act 2? I thought the tag goes away when you get to act 2Yes, but I guess it seems to be an unresolved minor bug that Larian hadn't considered if you neglect to recruit Gale, which I did. He got made at me after I peered into his mind and told him to fuck off cause he's a walking bomb.
Thinking of buying the game, is it possible to build a Halberd character? How cool do the halberd/spear weapons look?
Oh...Lae'zel...you're still there. Hey, sorry about this, but I'm heading back to your creche to kill them all because, uhhhh...XP reasons. Sorry, it's nothing personal. You were cool for teaming up with me on the Nautiloid tho.
>>483796848You can do anything you want if you're not playing the highest difficulty. The game is pretty forgiving. I think the one feat you want (Polearm Master) is bugged though. There's an easy mod fix but it's something to keep in mind.
>>483796848> is it possible to build a Halberd character?yes, on of the best weapons in the game is a halberd. the only issue is the game basically treats halberds, pikes and glaives as the same weapon so you might have to switch between the 3. the other issue is pole arm master works wrong so you can't do the pole arm master sentinel bullshit because the timing for it to trigger means the enemy gets to run right up to you instead of you stopping them 10 feet away >How cool do the halberd/spear weapons look?imo they make the halberds too big
well, well, well. how the tables have turned
>>483796774Shortly before he told me to bugger off and I said likewise.
>>483797165my dream guardian is better than urs
>>483797165…shes not smiling…:(
I am so TIRED of all these MIDGETS running around unchecked.
>>483797616they don't need to compete. they're both queens
>>483797767The Gnome Uprising is here, Anon. Embrace it, or perish.
>>483797767I am FATIGUED WITH YOU
Well...I imagine they're gonna be hostile on sight. But they're like...level 5 and I'm level 9. Everything will be fine. Surely. Action surge ain't got nothing on me.
>>483797147Also, apparently reported that polearm master granted enemies (with polearms?) the feat's effect , so you'd walk into their range only to see the reaction pop-up, then get hit. Then there's the damage riders not applying to the bonus attack...
>>483797616Looks really stupid. Why would the Emperor take that form? You people are so goddamned useless.
>>483798827It's Default Gaurdian. I didn't care to customize my Guardian because I hate the Emperor anyways, even tho I'm siding with him this run
>>483797616
Damn, Bard still remains my most squishy party member. I really gotta figure out how to help this guy out besides Invulnerability Globe.
I WILL NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE HIM
Are we sharing midget guardians?
>>483799161His illustrious adventure has ended. Hta'zith!
Tall, elegant dream guardians
>>483799313Merri is the /bgg/ official guardian, she protects all of us
>>483799578It’s midget hours faggot get with the fucking program
Gonna have to remember to activate Passive here. Quartermisstress' Gold will be very helpful indeed.
Six feet tall...beautiful elegant elven maidens...
For me, it's stylish, battle-worn frog guardian Jeera
>>483799578Finally, a cute guardian who isn't under 5 feet.
>>483799824Why are so many of your dream visitors drow?
>>483799331he KILLED the only thing i've ever loved. what's even the point. why even go on
You ever just join up with a random online? Just play with a total stranger?
awoooooga
These niggas literally stuck behind a door. omg. Don't ya'll have keys? Gith may be formidable, but they're IDIOTS.
>>483800124Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?
>>483800124that sounds scary
>>483800124I did once, he jumped everywhere and played a black little druid I quit 10 minutes in
>cast Control Undead>doesn't actually control the undead
luv me guardian
>>483800124I keep getting kicked whenever I try actually
>>483800164They're sharpening their swords on the iron gate, pls understand
>>483800246he sounds kind of fun actually
>>483800247>cast Thaumaturgy>it just makes you more intimidating
>>483800418Just wasn’t my speed, It was early on probably like September or something. I have no problem with him being short, I just didnt wanna jump everywhere and he was going faster than me.
Your drow gf is a bpd bitch who will dump you for rejecting Bhaal it was written scripted voice acted coded directed etc
>>483800384They just keep doing it fucking KEK. Oh my God. At least a couple of them have sense to Misty Step or climb up the ladders, but these two here, they just keep hitting the metal fucking gate and getting nowhere.
>>483800164The women, and the children too…
OH NOOOOOOOOO FUCKI KILLED THE QUARTERMISSTRESSI CAN'T GET HER GOLD NOWGAAAAHHHHH I'M SUCH AN IDIOT
>>483800893Wellp. Choice and Consequence.
At least my cannon can deal with these idiots. But still. Pissed off that missed out on a thousand+ gold.
>>483800893A'jak'nir Jeera...
Oh no, the game almost bugged out. This guy literally tried to open the locked door like 10 times in a row.
>calls himself Emperor>is not Karsus
>>483801242Yeah the game’ll do that
Why does being under control by the Absolute make women hornier? Minthara, Zrell and that flaming fist granny come to mind.
Fuckin finally. The front gate encounter gave me like 1000 XP alone. Guess I was right. The Creche is meant to be slaughtered for thos XP gains
>>483801601You have too much porn disease, I’d go get that checked out.
>>483801242>>483801385
>>483801801Mistakes were made.
>>483801801I bet she has food in her pockets too.
>>483802019Short pink hair, my favorite
Bruh, this bitch has LITERALLY been waiting in this exact spot for like 20 long rests now. That's nearly a month. hahaha. I swear, Gith are...not the smartest.
Jesus, fucking same as these guys. My God, Larian. Please at least add a semblance of realism here. 20 days after they should not be standing in place at arms expecting me to pop out of that room behind them.
eww the barkskin effect is so gross
Anyone here play on mac? How is it?
>>483804391If you think that's bad, Stoneskin is even worse. Makes you look like a dried out volcano ash
>>483777539Starting a Honor Mode run cause my co-op campaign on Tactical or whatever is going to slow and I'm addicted- what should I know? Making it extra hard on myself by avoiding particular companions because I don't want to get my RP/choices crossed with the co-op session.
One of the few Gith I actually like, and considering I took his egg from him, he gets knocked and gets to live. But sorry, creche, I need that XP more than you do. Plus all of you are kinda assholes desu, so it's justified.Also, holy fucking hell. Wiping out the creche netted me approximately 3k XP, give or take a couple hundred. Jesus Fuck. Let this be known to Anons here. If in dire need of XP for fast leveling, the creche is a heavy source. 3 THOUSAND fucking XP.
Githyanki Warlock is a wonderful example of class + race synergy >Warlock only gets light armor and simple weapons >Githyanki gives you all swords and medium armor out of the boxenables a more capable frontlining warlock
Anyone have that mod where Shart walks around camp with cum on her face????
>>483806108I don't usually pay attention to race proficiencies, so good to know. RPing vlaakith as your patron seems kino, too
My wife scrubs up nicely
>>483808054I would clean her entire body with my tongue, no scrubbing necessary!
>>483806108This sounds nice in theory but to be honest all that you gain from this is the medium armor proficiency, and that's frankly not that important. Going pact of the blade lets you bind any weapon so you never have to worry about weapon proficiency, and I would honestly rather go human or half-elf for the shield proficiency instead. You want your warlock to be wearing robes typically, and armor of shadows plus a shield is just as good for AC as medium armor for most of the game. Eventually, if you didn't want to wear the potent robe for some reason, you would probably give them the helldusk armor anyways which doesn't require any armor proficiency.
>>483808054She is regal afterall
Sorry Absolute-sissies, but it's that time. I hope you enjoyed the days you had. But now, the time has come for me to harvest XP.
My tav is the cutest Tav to me. She is my Tav, and therefore she is always the cutest Tav.
>>483810084Gnomes always make the cutest Tavs
no wait, I like this one better. She's so smug (rightfully so). These Absolutists ain't shit against me.Also I'm keeping Z'rell alive alone just to bask in her humiliation at being the last one standing when we raid the towers haha.
Brainworms never ever. Not even in a Durge run. Fuck that shit.
With what _____ you had the most fun in your playthroughs?>Class>CompanionsMine was Oathbreaker Paladin doing lawful evil things alongside Minthara and Astarion.
>>483810670>ClassRanger>CompanionsShart, Gale and Lae'zel.Felt like a pretty balanced comp and i'm able to bring my favorite companions without respeccing them.
>>483810670sword bard >minty>lae'zel>shart
Fuckin-a. Nearly everyone in Moonrise slaughtered, and the only thing left is for me to free Nightsong and fight Ketheric, and yet I still have just over 6000 xp to go. I swear, how is this? I have done literally everything on all the maps, killed everyone who can be killed. Unless freeing Nightsong and fighting Ketheric + the enemies down in the colony get me 2k xp each, I don't even remember how it was last time. This is crazy. Feeling sweaty here.
Scrying Eyes are "someone" now? lol
What the fuck Roah? He was just a stupid level 1 pilgrim. Get over yourself.
Last source of XP before Nightsong and Ketheric. Should be...easy...
Noice. They kicked my ass around a little, but I'm just a little over 4k XP left. Worthy warriors, if a bit dim.
Gnome hivemind
Does the dagger texture from this scene/the title screen ever get used in game?
Interesting. Rare dialogue. No mention of Shar whatsoever. I am immediately her friend. Boy, I bet Shadowheart sure wished she were here right now, heh.
250 xp for freeing Nightsong...
haha look at Z'rell standing all by hereself there with copies of herself like a LOSER. What a dork. Anyways. Tomorrow, I win and continue my journey to be the Hero of Baldur's Gate.
Now post something funny
>>483822517BG3 looks like Shrek
I wanna lick Karlach's feet
Let me be Astarion and romance Jaheira!
I love Shadowheart
>>483829482Did you mean>ogres are like onions, they have layers
Good Morning /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony >>483810670My Durge Bard Warlock on my second game was definitely fun, lots of dialogue options and even a couple of fun roleplaying moments. Most of all, I felt like I was more immersed in the story once I reached Act 3.I miss spamming Eldricht Blast to break walls and barricades. And Hunger of Hadar is one of my favorite spells.
>>483793645>The one singular DalyriafagThere are at the very least 15 different dalyria anons.
>>483810670Paladin, with Shart, Gale and Lae'zel. Not having a pure DEX class kind of sucked though. I also played as wizard and ranger, not being a CHA class sucks a lot when you're forced to be the party face.
>another day, another post no one asked for from Romeo Ravioli See you all later. >>483831447Stop that.
>>483832919I will never stop loving my wife.
>>483789945My hypothesis>pure blood can cure cancerCan I check it?
>>483833142If you're a pretty white/asian woman, namefag will defend you himself in court
>>483800293>>483800128>>483799824>>483799578This is what too much porn does to a healthy mind. Kinda sad desu
Why did Swen abandon us
>>483833532For the last time, Timmy, the bg3 devs are the biggest porn addict filth in gaming.
>>483833789Ok and? Doesn’t excuse acting like a goontard in public.
>>483833846You wouldn't be playing bg3 if you didn't like goontards, just saying.
>>483834114I don’t look at porn and I unironically have the sex scenes censored
>>483834412Nigga...
>>483834569Niggaaa……
>>483834412Actually
>>483834934Yea I think they’re pretty unnecessary
Fellas...! Please stop arguing about who's the biggest cumbrain: we're all weirdos in here. Remember Love & Harmony.Now, let's talk about something else:who the hell is Stalker Svignee?
>>483835512If you’re mocking him shut upIf you are him shut up
>>483835990
>>483836224A big stinky SLIMY shit in the thread.
>>483836224Our hero
>>483836224unironically cute art
>be orin>chosen of bhaal>wear lipstick and nail polish because???
we got slopfag fanart before GTA 6
>>483837373because she's cute and I like her
>>483837373Because no one wants to look at ugly bitches
>>483837373Because she's a Changeling and her aspect is whatever she wants to be.I'm also not 100% sure her black lips is actually lipstick, just like her eye shadows might be "natural" for a changeling.In short, she's perfect.
>>483837763>implying orin would look ugly without makeup>>483837895I'd like to think it is just lipstick and eye shadow, she always wanted to be a normal girl
>>483837368Cute art retarded subjectKind of a shame to waste their talents on this.
Patch 7...?
>>483838253Artists understand with their sensitivity the important things to immortalize, it should give you more of a measure of the obsessive level of shitposting in these generalsI'm grateful that we have someone who still has artistic talent in these threads
>>483838791>the important things to immortalizeStop sucking yourself off
>>483839000I know you have comprehension problems so I'll try to tell you again: the subject and the attention in that drawing is mostly concentrated on the actions of whoever is holding the knife, so in reality (You), the shitposter, is a fundamental part of the illustration.
>>483838005>she always wanted to be a whoreftfy
>>483839772You are a condescending nigger shoot yourself
>>483839850Orin is the purest female character in bg3
Good morning. I still love Astarion.
Keeping it together, Breegg?
>>483840594It's not morning, ya stupid bint.
>>483840594I always regret that he didn’t have gloves on in this picture.
>>483840996It's morning for me!>>483841379Don't worry about it. I like looking at his hands.
>>483840594Good morning. I love my high elf wife
Who the frog is Breegg?
>>483842636I assume its some british mush mouth bullshit
>>483842106I'm happy for you.
>>483841621>It's morning for me!Nah it isn't, ya tuna can.
>>483832162>>483835512>>483837895>>483838791>>483839772Kill yourself, you attention whore. Your posts are more than worthless, they're painfully unfunny, and you make actual Orinfags look bad by association. Ever notice how the thread genuinely goes to shit the moment you arrive? Never your fault, I guess. Worthless pig fuck.
>>483843489Oh... I guess it isn't, then.
>>483842636Combination of Bree and /bgg/
what if cazador forced dalyria to bear his children before turning her into a vampire
>>483843543Now that's more like it, you're a proper doll you are.
>>483843824I have a being raped kink so now I’ll be thinking about that, thanks.
>>483843824Dalyria was a virgin before she met me and I rescued her. Cazador is a faggot and only had sex with the male spawns.
>>483844085We're cooked
>>483844218I’m cocked
>>483844085>I have a being raped kinkImagine my shock.
>>483843532>Imagine if the slopfag, who has so few distinguishing characteristics I'm still not sure who he really is, was actually the one complaining about himself this whole time in a transparent effort to get himself over as a thread personality.Was this you last night? Pathetic lol.Bu wait, I thought I didn't have enough "distinguishing characteristics" and I've been saying to "kill myself" to myself for weeks just to become a thread "personality".Anyway we had worse threads, thanks to (You) constantly shitting the "bed you're maiking". Now shut the fuck up and be a good anon
>everyone who dislikes me is the same person who is the namefag who is one who says Timmy who is...Cancerous AND stupid.
>>483844085W*man moment
Rape is fun!
Another anon mindbroken by MGOD
>>483844609I want to be isekai'd as Astarion. I will rape and receive rape.
And by the way, you do have one distinguishing characteristic, being an ATTENTION WHORE that posts meaningless WORDSLOP. It's not hard to notice patterns afters MONTHS of your GARBAGE.
But I didn't even mention them this time...
>>483844304You know nothing about me why would you be shocked or not shocked>>483844527Hey
>>483844878You should kiss him and see if you still dislike him afterward
>>483844936He’s talking about how you try to play guess that anon alot.I know it’s hard for you to comprehend shit sometimes especially with your downs.
poignant wyll
>>483844810A switch but with rape? Don't think I've heard that before but I suppose it does make sense.
Wait there are two of us in here with rape kinks?
What do Astarionsisters think of the swine's analysis of their vampire?>Astarion is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Astarion distances himself from Cazador's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.I'm not posting the entire thing but I think that part is the most pasta worthy. We all should be grateful to be graced with such insight and it should be immortalized.
>>483845441All women have rape kinks and the ones that don't just don't know about it yet.
So today I have Down syndrome, tomorrow who knows what new magical feature I will have. It's becoming almost like having an obsessive fanfiction writer from Tumblr>>483845454And some personal scholars too
>>483845539>I have Down syndromeYou said it not me
>>483845498Shut up
>>483845593Are you telling me that on this Balinese site for buying and selling used items some people spend time interpreting others and spreading slander? *gasp* anon, color me shocked
>>483845835You have not proven to me you DONT have downsEspecially not with this post
>>483844950>You know nothing about me why would you be shocked or not shockedThis is why rape is important, women fucked silly don't write shit like this.
You're an attention whore and a slopswine. That's what you are. Not interested in other attributes others might ascribe to your worthless self.
Vampires and rape. Wow the devs stole it from the elder scrolls.
Thread lore: slopfag is a downieColor me surprised
I AM THE ONE THAT SLOPS
>>483845454>humanGood for elves.
>while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.I think that's quite the illogical statement. So Astarion is narcissistic and opportunistic by nature? But also the "human" him was not yet these things? First of all, that's headcanon. Second, even humans are capable of being narcissistic and opportunistic and "society's waste." Does this remind you of anything?
>shut the fuck up and be a good anongood anons LEAVE when you show up, you massive faggot, you being insufferable is the reason the only people posting at this hour are the schizos and the hatemob you've created
The only slop that matters is mine.
>>483846006My rape kink is separate from vampires THANK YOU
>>483846358Just don't post slop. It's that simple. For most people who mod their game, this is exceedingly easy since they don't have to change anything.
>>483846328He knows this. Thats why I used to tell you people he was ragebaiting. I also remember how assblasted he’d get when I’d mention that he was doing this.
>>483846798It's not ragebaiting. It's a """"joke."""" You're supposed to laugh at it being a liar, a cheat, and an attention whore. Because it's all only meant as a a """"joke."""" But if you repost word for word what it posted? Now that's shitposting.
>>483845779Don't deny and suppress your most inner desires, accept them. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>483847018See assblastedDo not attempt to argue with this retard in a serious manner.
What if Dalyria was an evil woman that killed an innocent child, would you still love her
>>483847114Don’t pretend to be me.
>>483847175No. Child murder is almost always inexcusable.
>>483847175>>483847290Cute girls can do nothing wrong, universal law.
Astarion will rape his children. Castrate him.
>>483847175Dalyria is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully master, who constantly abused her, and who perverted her nature. When Dalyria distances herself from Cazador's clutches, she demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to her scientific and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining her human aspect of her.
>>483845454It kinds just sounds like fluff with no actual substance
>>483847175It was just a late term abortion.
I want to fuck cats! Jaheira, it's shapeshifting time.
>>483847515>human aspectBut she's a high elf
>>483846313Wasn’t he a corrupt judge?
>>483848193He was a good boy who didn't do nothing wrong. He was simply BULLIED by his master who ABUSED him and PERVERTED his nature.
>>483847965Why would you want to fuck an animal?
>>483848547Ask Galesisters
>I also remember how [HEADCANON]>>483846328Anon it's much easier to admit that not many people in this timezone are left to play this game, and the few that are left are grumpy fellas who are not okay with anything: gnomes, mods, you name them. There's no need to keep on lying.>>483847018Sounds a lot like a (You) problem, almost as if you are somewhat biased with your opinion.>>483848193He was, but anything goes to be a grumpy little anon who spends his days discrediting others on an anonymous site with seventh grade tactics
>>483848547That's the reddit companion's entire gimmick
Swen was enjoying the evil endgame cinematics three months ago.
>>483848324Look I’ll be transparent with you here, I’m not an Astarionfag but I preferred ascending him and thats my preferred romance of the two. Even while he’s not directly under his master’s influence he’s a complete scheming asshole, an example being entering act 2 and trying to manipulate you into wanting to take over the cult.My understanding of vampires in dnd is that they are just completely evil assholes though.>>483848839I would prefer not to listen to your input
>>483849240Swen's favorite playthrough was default Durge embracing bhaal
Why is copypasting your posts word for word trying to discredit them? What kind of mental illness is this?>>while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.Maybe you can elaborate on that HEADCANON of yours.
>>483849602Because he has downs and cannot understand.
>>483849602It's pretty obvious I wasn't referring to the Astarion bit, anon. Bit of which I endorse every word again. I repeat, perhaps by stopping sneak quoting you will be able to better reconstruct the logical thread of your thoughts.>>483849710(You) on the right
>>483848821you think there's any galesisters left here?
>dodges explaining the HEADCANON partOf course. You're a lying and dishonest slop artist.
Dekarios the Divine,God of Rape
So if Astarion was always a pretty worthless and corrupt magistrate, what part did Cazador actually PERVERT? How does he demonstrate the "human aspect of him" once he distances himself from his BULLY MASTER? So many questions, and so few answers.
>>483848547Ask the girls that fucked THAT ANIMAL BLUNDETTO, I can't even say his name
>>483850184If anything, you and others are dishonest with others, few, honest anon left here.Every day you invent a new one to direct the discussion of the topic to something else, anything except talking about the game.Last night and today, it seems, you went back to "he's doing it on purpose to make us angry, the same anons who spend days begging him to kill himself". Also attributing not only "mental illness" (disgusting bully behavior btw) but also being somehow "assblasted" (???). I'm sure that archive mice like you will have no problem going back (perhaps through the use of a constant image resolution?) They will be able to report my exact words on the matter once again.>>483850621Very interesting question and in my next post I will explain my thoughts more.
>>483850621He was straight.
>>483849969Nobody is here anymore except like 5 people with 10 different schizo personalities.
Don't call me a bully. I never abused my spawn for 200 years.
what if they liked the abuse?
>>483850873Take it easy Phil, you know Act 3 makes you emotional
>>483850956I think slopfaggot likes getting his pozzhole negged
>>483850621We honestly don't know much about Astarion's life before the events of the game, other than the things he himself tells us so he's a classic case of an "unreliable narrator". Nor do we know if Cazador chose him as a target because of his position of power, or because he was a lover of the good life and therefore an ideal "hunter of prey".Astarion is a classic case of a narcissistic personality and at the beginning of our adventure we also see some sociopathic aspects of him: lies, abuse of trust when he tries to bite us during the first nights at the camp, almost total absence of empathy.As the story progresses, albeit through selfish actions again, such as the considerations through the cult of the Absolute or his reactions of "Astarion disapproves" when we selflessly help someone.However, as happens with Rolan, the vampire witnesses much better examples of leadership than what he experienced and suffered with Cazador: for example with Araj, when the party could benefit from a great boon, if we refuse the offer Astarion is amazed, but grateful for having listened to him. He almost doesn't conceive that such an action is possible, after years spent thinking only of his own interest, to survive. Again, when the nature of the inscription on his back is revealed to him with Raphael.There is a difference between having a high opinion of yourself, to the point of holding a mirror with you even if you don't have a reflection as a vampire; and being a hunting machine with a constant "fleet or fight" sense activated for 200 years.
>>483851735Cause I got an empty fucking stomach, fetch me a Monster and some Doritos.
>We honestly don't know much about Astarion's life before the events of the gameDidn't you agree he was a corrupt magistrate 10 minutes ago? But now it's "we honestly don't know much"? So it is your HEADCANON, or is it not? You have to be consistent, little piggy.
>>483850621Going from a petty asshole to a sociopath is a big step, anon
>>483852401At this point I seriously doubt your verbal comprehension ability, anon.Because even if you purposely misrepresent my words, you cannot seriously and honestly come to such stupid conclusions.Give me back the namefag, at least they know how to complete a paragraph.
>>483852401To be fair to the swine, and god I hate doing that.We don’t know alot about what he was doing as a magistrate outside of he wrote a law that the targetted the gur
>Wasn’t he a corrupt judge?>He was10 minutes later...>We honestly don't know much about Astarion's life before the events of the game.Interesting. Am I misrepresenting meaning again by copypasting words?>>483852636We just don't know. It is possible Astarion was always a sociopath, and we all know sociopathy becomes more prevalent in positions of power. It's not some kind of magical attribute you can only unlock after years of abuse. Maybe, maybe not. We can't tell, you can HEADCANON it as you wish.
>>483852995>We don't knowThen why act with complete certainty that we do? If you start from an unknown, how much PERVERSION can you actually determine? We can observe the end result, but the beginning is left to our imagination.
>fleet or fight
Feed or Seed
>>483853246If we apply this absolute and frankly completely useless reasoning for the purposes of discussion, we cannot consider the development of most of the characters ever written, since we do not know their story from their birth.You are applying scientific considerations to a humanistic discussion.
>>483853246>>483853897Both of you are faggots
Don't judge elves by modern human standards. They're different. Astarion is least sociopathic elf.
We do know a lot more about other characters and the circumstances of their past, and we can judge them for that accordingly. Shadowheart was kidnapped as a kid and brainwashed repeatedly when she refused to comply. Nobody is sitting here suggesting that uh maybe, maybe she was a good Sharran? because we're explicitly told she wasn't. We don't need to know her entire life story since birth for that. So this weak deflection to more general matters doesn't work, we have specific counter-examples in the same game.For Astarion, we just don't know. Whether he was the biggest corrupt piece of shit jailing innocents and ruining their lives for a bribe (a sociopathic trait you will agree) or a relatively innocent person who was just at the wrong place at the wrong time. That's just your HEADCANON. A headcanon upon which any further analysis is fundamentally flawed, because it assumes a degree of goodness that existed in him before he was turned, virtue that might have never existed in the first place.
Anti-gur laws are good. I like Astarion.
>>483855295He was simply maintaining the human aspect of him. Everyone hates gypsies, I mean gurs.
Anti-teefling laws are good. I like Kagha.
>>483837373>be lae'zel of kllir>she is the one who sunders>still wears beautiful makeup to accentuate her femininity
Licking pussy worse than taking cock up the ass.
Are there many options for Half-Orc or Dragonborn unique race specific dialogue? Thinking of doing a Durge berserker barbarian playthrough. Was just curious because Drow had a fucking million.
>>483788157your view on human psychology is so warped its hilarious. then again i shouldnt be surprised as you like minthara.
>>483856657These races have no history and no culture. Half-orcs are displaced rape babies and not even the lore writers can explain what Dragonborn are. They exist only to be options for players who enjoy being freaks.
>>483788157based and correct as usual, sharters will never recover from this
>>483856010Spotted
>>483793132>nobody is disputing thatuhhhh lol
>>483857125mintharafag will never fuck you no matter how much you act like this
S-Sowwy guys I’m just a little boredSin Sin’s cock isn’t swinging in my face so I’m trying to ride the namefag…
>>483777539How good is baldur gate 1-2 combat?
>>483857870RTS so I don’t like it
>>483845198wonderful post
>>483857870Well, it's RTwP slop. It's also braindead easy unless you install SCS or other difficulty mods to spice it up. You don't really play these for the combat.
>>483856010thank you for that handsome young man
>>483857582and no matter how much you cry you cannot refute his posts
>>483856010>when you wake up next to her
>>483858282believe it or not i was one of the first to post makeupless lae'zel because i thought she's beautiful without it
scratch x shart
Lae'zel is only pretty when you fall in love with her otherwise she's just a strong warrior companion.
I killed Lae'zel :)
>>483858472Your post made me appreciate her without the makeup
>>483858726>>483858625
How insufferable are the woke shit in this game?
>>483858625Im not in love with her and I think she’s pretty.
>>483855054>maybe she was a good Sharran? because we're explicitly told she wasn't.Except she kind of was? She stood up for Rennald/Nocturne when people at the cloister bullied them. I don't understand why you cling so stubbornly to this type of argument that has already been proven to be wrong, but you probably have difficulty understanding the events of the game given the example you give of Shadowheart.Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature, which is not mutually unique to being a narcissist who uses every opportunity to always stay on his feet.Especially, I repeat, there are numerous dialogues following his Ascension that show a more empathetic side of him.Astarion himself talks about the resentment towards Cazador, and if his liberating cry doesn't make you understand how perverse there was in this relationship, I don't know what to tell you.For someone who spends time insulting others for their "lack of attention", you yourself seem to be the first to forget or, even worse, omit key parts of the narrative.Furthermore, speaking of "perversion of character", I consider it to mean an accentuation towards the wickedness of already negative traits present in him. Was he an opportunist? He becomes a profiteer. Manipulator? He becomes a sneaky liar, and so on.Which was clear from the start, if you weren't so assiduous in wanting to turn against me regardless of the facts.I repeat: give me the namefag with which at least we can have a respectful discussion about the events of the game.
>>483858625An astute observation. Here's another: When someone is ABUSED by their BULLY master, they tend to resent them. This is realistic and thus the mark of a well-written character.
>decades of honeypotting, torturing, killing and stealing gith artifact>stands up for a troon>wow she's a good person now>>483858872please specify what you think is woke
>>483858872Depends. It's most intrusive political issue is save muh refugees, but if you mean cultural wokeness there is probably too much to count.
i kissed lae'zel
>how insufferable are
>>483858472She's fine. I've seen better frogs.
>>483859017"Good" Sharran as in, a competent one, not a morally good one. You worthless pig devoid of reading comprehension. Not reading the rest of your verbal diarrhea.
>>483859158so incredibly cute
>>483859101it happened before the events you stated, when they were teenagers. It's almost as if you're doing this on purpose
PLLLLLEASSEEEEEE LET ME RIDE THE NAMEFAGS COCKOH PLEASE
>she was defending a troon while honeypotting, murdering and stealingahhhhh my bad yeah she's a good person! retard
Shadowheart opens the door, COMPLETELY naked and stabs a tranny in the scrotum.
Astarion was a good person before he was turned. We know this because... uh... well... I just think it's a pleasing headcanon.
i'm so sick of him looking directly into my soul
>>483856906>>483857125imagine being so obsessed that you reply to a 14 hour old post from the nametranny
>>483859640thats just his thousand cock stare
>>483859640He resents you for gnomefying him
>>483859651Don't be transphobic here. It's not acceptable.
>>483859810I give them a pass
>>483859810namefag is an honorary tranny
You know who else is a good person? Minthara. Minthara is a good person because she's willing to accept a Dark Urge who has turned his back on Bhaal's power and this is further exemplified by her desire to be independent of the divine. Of course there was that time when she would crave power at any cost and still wants to take control of the Absolute and she had entire dialogue trees where she would reject you if you rejected Bhaal's immense power under the logical understanding that you were too weak-willed and soft-hearted to be anything she wants from a mate but let's not dwell on that she's actually not THAT evil or stupid lol she's just evil enough to be the evil drow paladin gf.
>>483859936Mintharafag WARPED you.
>>483859146>but if you mean cultural wokeness there is probably too much to count.Guess I'll have to install the anti woke mods if I ever decide to buy this game then. Unfortunate this is what BG series has become.
>>483859993Atleast he doesn’t wanna fuck him
>>483858872You are not gonna like act 3
>>483860017>Unfortunate this is what BG series has becomAh yes the Baldur's Gate series made by the culturally conservative flagship developers, Bioware Montreal.
>>483859245I recommend using more consistent language next time then. “Competent” is a better word than “good.”Furthermore, by now the discourse is stating the complete opposite of what I was saying: an already "fraudulent" nature, exasperated by 200 years of torture and abuse, becomes even more perverted.>Not reading the rest of your verbal diarrhea.If you don't want to hear my answers explaining why you're wrong, why are you the first to be hostile? Perhaps, I repeat, you don't really want to discuss Astarion's character but you just want to clash with what I say, given your constant insults.
>>483860149Not him but you should both go fuck in a car that is actively falling off a cliff into hell.
>>483860136Ah yes, "Reapers"
>>483860149>I recommend using more consistent language next time then.I recommend using this thing called reading comprehension and inferring from context that "good" in that case does not refer to her position on the alignment axis. It's about what we DO know about characters and what we DON'T know - the latter is where your HEADCANON starts. You worthless pig fuck.
>>483860354I should branch out into smells
>>483860136>devs in the team 20 years ago are the same people in the current team
durge bros...https://files.catbox.moe/qvw35u.webm
If I have to read your post twice, that's one and a half times too many. Make your point clearer and faster, faggot.
>>483860459yes you should
>>483860580It’s not my super power so I’ll probably be wrong though.
Sex with Alfira and Lakrissa
>>483860737imagine having 2 ugly tiefling girlfriends
>>483860505>the culture of a company that put gays, polyamory and cuckolding in their 2006 games was conservative in 1998 because... I liked their old games!
>>483860663what's important is what you feel in your heart to be true
Astarion was just trying to legally help good people, decent people, the small folk. He was only a little corrupt but that doesn't mean much. He was a good boy before he was PERVERTED by his BULLY evil master.
>>483860354I thought it was a nice attention to detail when he changed from plate armor to leather armor to be stealthy
>>483860982He should've wore a hood too
>>483860891You have no argument point to be expressed, sounds like you're a triggered mentally ill person.
I recruited Karlach way earlier than usual and she's been permanently ~400xp ahead of my party, is this normal?We're almost level 11, I don't remember it working like this before.
>>483860381This conversation is no longer about the nature of Astarion and you persist in not only repeating what has already been said. I don't see why we need to continue when you have demonstrated your hostility several times. It almost seems like you use generic and vague terms just to be able to overturn your point of view. The point is, I don't, and I use my words carefully anon. I recommend you do the same.>>483860902It makes me very sad that these threads now have few topics for discussion, and those few that remain are completely overturned by trolls who extrapolate small parts of larger discussions just to be able to shitpost.This time I can only blame myself for thinking that there is still some intellectual honesty in some of you.
>>483861153>anyone who implies I'm stupid is le triggered mentally ill person... because he doesn't have an argument!
>>483860897Well. He probably hasn’t had his gith cat’s bath in awhile in this picture so it’s STRONG down there very sweaty, probably gag worthy.
I was happier when I didn't know what '' polyamory'' was. Shoot your local tumblrina.
>>483861370I'm sure you would like it that way.
>>483861274>intellectual honestyRofl.I want to attack you and cut off your head, but since I can't do that I'll just insult you instead and make you strain your brain or waste your time in an argument about a Baldur's Gate 3 character. There, is that honest enough?
You just post worthless headcanon that attempts to pass as wisdom or truth. Nobody can dispute Shadowheart was a shitty Sharran - we're explicitly told that. Anyone can how much of a piece of shit or how innocent Astarion was before he was turned - that's called headcanon. Stop doing that and then I won't have that kind of material to mock you anymore.
>>483861562What does that fucking mean???
>>483861780I have no horse in your autistic race but astarion was a corrupt magistrate according to the artbook
>>483859017there is no point in arguing, mintharafag loves ignoring or avoiding your points to keep rehashing his own and people eat it up because they dont actually know how to argue.
>>483861932So he was already a piece of shit. Not saying he deserved what happened to him, but there wasn't much perversion that happened. Maybe he never gave a shit about others.
Astarion? Gentle? The very thought of it gives me the ick.
>>483861370gag worthy FOR YOU maybe
>>483861273If you recruit someone with higher experience, the gap will stay. If you recruit someone with lower experience, they will catch up to your level.
>>483862587>>483862587>>483862587>>483862587
Would you still ignore Minthara if she was a lawful good paladin of Eilistraee?
dwarflach has a tail now
The game is still a buggy mess that cost me a 25 hours long honor playthrough. Fuck larian.
>>483863006*YANK*
>>483862265He was still human. He probably liked puppies and donated to charities. Only vampirism and abuse turned him into the sociopathic asshole we love to hate.
>>483863083Dalyria suffered the same, yet she's still sweet and nice.
>>483863006it's so thin
>>483863174Maybe Astarion just SUCKS as person
>>483863174That makes her a poorly written character. It's realistic for victims of BULLYING to resent their BULLY. Astarion's reaction to BULLYING is realistic because he's well-written.
>>483862946If she was she wouldnt be in the goblin camp as a leader
>>483861571Finally, a post where you're honest with yourself. Thank you, I accept your concession.
>>483863313Yeah, the bully specifically, not everyone else. Dalyria might despise Cazador but she knows not everyone is like him. Astarion is rude to everyone, especially midgets (for no apparent reason too).
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE (/bgg/)
Im ending all your irl honor mode runs, motherfuckers. I hope you all are ready to meet the wall you godless fucking losers
>>483864426Can I go to bane hell with my husband?
Viconia is a terrible elf sharran too, why does no one like her?
>>483863006Kino!! good job anon I admire your dedicati-gnome
>>483864426i cast sanctuary on myself
So with your first seggs Lae'zel, the latest you can proc it is with the party night after beating all the gobbo bosses, right? I already got the "you've been looking at me differently" option with her, but I want to postpone it for a more appropriate time
>>483864426Eh, non so fast!>Counterspell at level 5.
>>483864471No, the wall is like a purgatory mixed with hell. To end up there, Bane (implying he's the deity you worshipped in life) would have to forsake your soul and not claim it.
>>483864617Karlach is a dwarf >>483864790I’m going to Bane hell
>non so fast
>>483864672your first sex night with Lae'zel*fugg
>>483862946Minthara Lightsun is no match for my wife, Cruella de Vir (forma verdadera)
>>483865027Ngl, she looks a lot worse as a drow.
>>483864856Sorry then for my *little* mistake
>>483865027My drow Shart doesn't look like this...
I'm thinking about them sneeds
>>483862265Astarion is kind and caring in my game.
>>483864672>the latest you can proc it is with the party night after beating all the gobbo bosses, right?No.I had the dialogue to initiate the romance sitting there for some time but didn't initiate it.At the Tiefling party, i chose Shart and Lae'zel mocked me for it.Then i went after Auntie Ethel and after Ethel bit the dust, Lae'zel had an exclamation mark and she essentially put me on the spot to engage the romance (or not).
WHY DID HE GROW?! WHY DID HE GROW???? WHY DID HE GROW
>CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSSSSSSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEwow didn't expect igon to hate gale
>>483865364Origins arent canon
>>483865409holy shit thats a tall gnome
>>483864512I killed my ex-waifu Viconia to save my new waifu Shadowheart.
Good afternoon. I love my husband Astarion.
>>483865409Oh yeah you know how in his sex scene the model changes?Sometimes the game tries to force the current model onto the old one’s animations
>>483865287that's an Inweface
>>483865409neck freakier than shadownheart's
>>483865447Only origins are canon because companion characters are insufferable.
>>483865610i wish it would have given me stretched gnomestarion instead of the faceless entity for the sex scene. would have been way funnier
>>483865287>white irisesThat's just another disguise, as is her entire poorly-written personality. You see her story is actually well-written because she's a well-written character since all of her insipid saccharine actions are the result of her fake personality mental enchantment, we know her brain is mentally enchanted by magic because she's a well-written character and therefore would not have a poorly-written and shallow waifubait personality unless there was a well-written reason for it. QED
>>483865287>shadownigga
>>483865389Ok, good to know. I guess I'll still accept her invitation during the party. Time to steel myself...
>>483863936I don't need a reason to hate midgets and gypsies.
>>483865832I don’t have a screenshot of it but the first time I ran merri and had turned her into a helf during the god gale cutscene i got the spooky faceless abomination.
Jaheira is the best companion in this game with very, very little competition.
>>483866793I genuinely wish I had a IRL friend like Jaheira
>>483866793Irrefutable
I would agree to be a half orc if Jaheira was my mother.
>>483866920you need a much older female coworker who is really really nice but keeps it real with you
>>483867197You know me so well anon...
>>483867197My much older female coworker is just a Valeria that actually does her job.I like her, very nice lady.
stretched like so much taffy
>>483867557
>>483867557Pierre is being punished for playing god
>>483867557>when your best friend turns out to be an alternate
Why did hornyanon and Galesis leave us? Did we do something wrong?
>>483867890Go outside
>>483867557That's what I call "character growth"
>>483865447Why? It's an RPG and I can make any story I like.
>>483867376>>483867437i've been lucky to have two different coworkers like that at different jobs. i miss them sometimes>>483867767it's a horror game now
>>483867557lmao
Impregnated by Astarion
impregnated by gnomestarion
>>483868231Me in my dreams
>>483867951It's genuinely too hot for that.
>>483843532who are the other Orinfags anway?
>>483868086It’s why Valeria is one of my favorite side npcs.She calls me her friend and I think she genuinely means it
>>483868846They're in Korea and China
Provoke the Blade
>>483868846Anyone who wants to post or talk about Orin. It's bad enough that the swine feels the need to talk about waifus.
*eats you're pussy during mortal ritual combat*
>>483867557Puberty hit Astarion like a truck
yes ma'am
telling astation that he's the father of my children but they're halsin's
>>483869059i would but i don't want to suffer its sting
>>483869089I find it curious that you no longer use the term "slopfag", and I also remember an incoherent schizobabble about "having no right to be counted among the -fags".Anyway, Orin is my cute little sister
>the slopswine reappears the moment it's mentionedNot an attention whore, by the way.
Bg3 fans would rather fuck their sister than give Wyll a chance
Durge is a poorly written mary sue self-insert they/them's fanfic.
>>483869662He's a custom character, you chose to play Durge as a nonbinary marysue
>>483869863kek lae'zel was NOT impressed
>>483869579Ew no I don’t wanna fuck orin
>>483869579What do you mean? A chance for romance or a chance for him being in the party?Because I put him in the party whenever I don't have story-relevant reasons to have someone else. Even at his worst he's still a male frontliner with solid short-rest resources so it makes sense to use him once Lae'zel and Karlach are near death.
>>483869573So stop sneak trolling you coward. :^)
>>483869948Hey she got surprised by the transformation while Yy'rul wasn't thanks to AlertAnyways, vengeance for the druids turning on me at the grove.
>>483869989I'm taking away your bg3 fan card
>>483870197I put it in my ass you aren’t getting it.
i really want to let her kill aylin this time but if she does then jaheira dies, right? if so i can't let her do it since the entire point of this playthrough is to turn every companion into a smaller version of themselves>>483869579i romanced him
>>483870397Bibberbangs...
>>483870546You're a complete degenerate, we already knew that.
>>483870546I technically romanced him.>>483870575Didn’t laugh
Orin is a character who for decades suffered the negative influence of a bully deity, who constantly abused her, and who perverted her nature. When Orin tried to distance herself from Bhaal's clutches, she demonstrated and understood that, while remaining faithful to her insane and murderous nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining her human aspect of her.
>>483870546You're completely based, we already knew that.>>483871512Put your name back on.
And lvl 5 after killing the worgs! Act 1 is my oyster, now
>>483871512I'll praise her like a hero if she kills thieflings.
>Put your name back on.
Orin should've just become an actress and tormented a poor actor well known for his goofy pirate role, she would've found whatever evil equivalent to happiness that exists for a Bhaalspawn. Instead she put her faith in a god that didn't appreciate anything about her and died.
I... WIIISH... to see Shadowheart pubes.
>>483857870It's a great game in spite of being rtwp. I'll just put it that way.You'll be learning THACO and other outdated mechanics, but that's fine, if you approach it as a self-contained game and not a way to learn current dnd then it works fine.It's a good game, if you're interested then it's on sale for pennies atm.>>483864512I loved her in bg2.If her appearance was the same but her story was that she was in bg3 to help you destroy the sharran cult and you had a team up because the bg2 romance arc was decided to be canon then she would be my bg3 waifu again. But alas, they made her a stooge doing things she already decided she wasn't going to do anymore, so I usually just kill her and move on. I guess I have to assume my bg2 character wasn't canon, and that Abdel Adrian was a LAZY gamer and didn't do any romances or sidequests. >>483862946I would still like her, perhaps even moreso since I tend to really like the knight in shining armor waifu trope (Galfrey, Argenta, Kisara, etc).I may talk about evil waifus a lot here, but usually I actually go for the paladin waifus. Minthy is kind of an exception, since she is well written and unique in this game.
>>483872109>I guess I have to assume my bg2 character wasn't canonObviously not. We can't have a canon female protagonist.
>>483872248But anon, you couldn't romance Viconia as a woman. There's no way the namefag would use mods to alter one's sexual preferences.
he's so fucking confident
>>483872454You gotta stop posting pictures of Pierre it’s like a flash bang every time I see his face.
Astarion or Shadowheart is the canon MC. They're in happy poly relationship with Halsin and each other.
>>483872596>Pierrewho
Anyway i want to fuck orin
>>483872906Did I spell it wrong?
>>483872434Nothing wrong with that. The only restriction that made sense was that Viconia wouldn't romance male drow.
>>483873032Do you worship one attention whore namefag or something?
>>483872596you know you love him
>>483873673anon pierre pants is a gnome who was born in this general. his godmother named him
>>483873701AveragePlatinum blonde, stopped caring about grooming himself while on the mission so it’s not well kept but not a forest or anythingAverage sized balls>>483873949I’m his godmother???
>>483874062yes
>>483874187I’m not good with responsibility I’ll do my best doe
>>483873701This man looks like my future husband
Nobody wants to be serious anymore.
>>483874905I never wanted to be serious ever.
>>483874905DESPITE ALL MY GLEE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN / B G G /
>>483874905They never did, it's time to move on
>>483874941what a dork
ignore that post i fucked up the webm
>want to play a blade-fiend warlock>don't want to go through with it because Wyll is already locked into the exact same buildI do not like black peoplethereI said itfuck you Larian for making such a perfect party-face PC build locked behind your little wannabe playboy niglet
the trickster
OoV paladin meets OoV paladin
>>483875847Please don't kill an innocent woman this time.
>>483875926Dontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayitdontsayit
>>483875829cute
>>483875829are thereworking sex scenesasking for a erm *gulps* friend
guys stand back. i'm gonna REPULSE
>want to kill Halsin on sight>want to take Minthara with me>but want to genocide the goblins>want to save the tieflingsFUCKwhy can't I get exactly what I want every time
>>483875926The laws of this Fayrun seem arbitrary, but Yy'rul is merciful... for now.
>>483867557Reminds me of this for some reason.
>>483875829You know, I would still romance Shadowheart if she was a gnome.
>>483875829Very cute.
>>483876502Can't you murder all the tieflings, then the gobbos while bonking Minthara and offing Halsin while you're at it? I only recall triggering the tiefling party that shifts npcs around
>>483876286they look freaky and strange
>>483876286
>>483876663You get it nowYou get it.
>>483876443holy shit can you imagine if there was a way to ride on Scratch's back if you're a gnome, dwarf, or halflingbe a little canine cavalry unitit's already a thing in WotR with the Order of the Paw archetype of Cavalierhttps://pathfinderwrathoftherighteous.wiki.fextralife.com/Cavalier+of+the+Pawmaybe as a race restricted ranger archetype or something
>>483876663of all of them, she works the best as a gnome. it suits her
>>483877084a dwarf would crush him. they weigh like 150 pounds
>>483876831I see nothing wrong with this.
>>483877368then yeah only gnomes and halflings
>>483877368>dwarves weigh 150 poundsJesus fuck
>>483876831Parasitic twin Astarion...
>>483877370
>>483877517they're DENSE
>>483877827Stocky lil fellas
>>483877553the cursed twins...
>>483878018This place marks our graveBut you may rest here tooIf you like ~
>>483877553basket case type situation
>mfw I find the husked normal sized versions of the companions.
oh god karlach is stretching too
>>483879672They are resisting the programming
>>483878326This quote brings out a very deep trauma from inside me.
maybe you shouldn't play with>cheats
>>483880331Only an honest death will cure you know
>>483881314I miss her.
>>483881505me too. just a little bit
>>483857006Okay but that's not really what I asked professor
>the neutral party member weighs in on a moral dilemma.
lmfao
>>483882850Don't gith abhor magics
>>483883151Maybe by the lower classes? The highest tier gith caste consists of gish and warlocks. No offence, Lae'zel
>>483882850I like how pleased with herself she looks.
>>483882401true neutral be like picrelmy chaotic neutral bard would be like>sign the deal and let's see what happens
Why does Swen hate BG3?
i'm sorry...
>>483884705BG3 has always been Swen's sidepiece
>The captain-pilot is the emperor>The illithid who tadpoles you in the opening is the one to run to the ship and pilot itThe Emperor tadpoled you
i don't like that
>>483885324I tadpoled my cock inside your mom lmao
Literally just "Astarion, but better"
>>483886068DelusionConvince yourself
>>483884970You could have saved his smile.
>>483886316*smooches my smol husband*
>>483886068BG3 needed more Stacies like Seb and Lohse
>>483886068>same backstory (controlled by a Master and forced to do things they didn't want to do, even including the "being sent to a box" thing) minus the vampirism>Astarion's vampirism is just a vehicle for "He was controlled by Cazador", there's no mechanical changes or disadvantages>Astarion rees about how badly the world treated him and how he can't trust anyone and will naturally pick the option that turns him into a complete psycho literally unable to feel human emotions>Sebille rees about how badly the world treated her and how she can't trust anyone, then slowly grows to trust you (with all of her dialogue reflecting it) culminating in her trusting you with the Song that dominates her, trusting that you'll use it to stop the Master>Sebille also willingly chooses to not engage in TOTAL ELF DOMINATION>Astarion tries to assault you in the middle of the night, Sebille doesn'tShe is literally just a better depiction of the trope Astarion is going for
>>483883529wait does gish actually refer to a specific class or something?I always thought it just meant melee/caster hybrid
>>483887223I’m gonna rape you with the poo scraper knife
>>483887223The streets want a DOS2 remake with BG3's engine
>Act 1? Fun.>Act 2? Passable.>Act 3? Beginning and the middle are fun!>Act 3, Only Orinn and Gortash have left? Time to start a new game.Fuck does this game have a tedious and boring finish line.
>>483887338"Gish" as a term came about FROM the Githyanki. In older lore, it's a Fighter/Wizard multiclass Gith and a specific title within Githyanki culture.Then dnd made a bunch of "Gish in a can" classes like Duskblade, Eldritch Knight, etc so it's a very catch all melee/caster hybrid term now
>>483886068Don't use my wife to shitpost, bitch.
>>483887637Get used to it
>>483886068shut the HECK up
>>483821793>>483822063Post more of these in the next thread
>>483887938Don't.
Reddit hours
>>483887758>>483887637>>483887409
hello frens. im gonna play new campaign on new character. Gonna sword bard it up with a focus on sword, and just pick spells that dont really have saves. Is this retarded? Just gonna use a rapier and a shield with dueling fighting style. ranged weapons are GAY
>>483888269Your balls are also going to be cut off with the knife too
>>483888302A sword bard...using a sword? But what about the meta?
>>483888302>basic male drow appearance templateYAWN Snooze Zzzzzzzz
>>483888404xe cut them off already tho......
>>483888302>Just gonna use a rapier and a shield with dueling fighting styleYou need a race that gets shield proficiency, or to take a feat/dip into another class for it. Bards don't get it innately, and Swords Bards don't get it from their subclass.But no, that's fine. You'll be able to beat the game just fine. IDK why you'd do it over something like EK or War Cleric, but go nuts
>>483888730And ate them…
>>483888787>>483888787>>483888787
>>483888809with spaghetti sauce.....
>>483888826>1 post earlyVery bad, boys, very bad. 16 hours of shitposting incoming
>>483888632>>483888748Thats a half elf, which gets shield prof. Additionally it isn't default either... i customized it myself...
>>483888941So business as usual then? You'll live.
>>483888990I think he's cute.
>>483884705Because it barely got out of development hell as a sellable product.Warning, food analogy bellow:>You are an independent master chef cooking with the best ingredients on the market, you have immense creative freedom to design any dishes you can think of, and you have the ambition to create the most perfect masterpiece ever tasted by mankind>the thing that actually put you on the map and got you the game of the year award was how you boiled and served a bowl of Campbell's (trademark) soup made from the powder of your choice of ingredients
483781335that's someone's elf tav, retard.
