>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>484301792
OoooOOoooo
Marika is emotional AND calculating.
>>484314348It would be wonderful if so, yes.
>>484314419Realistically, you would never survive sex with a goddess like Marika. Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
>>484314419I could stare at these boobs for the rest of eternity.
>>484314658Honestly, I think you should be drawn and quartered for posting fat women
>>484314596I have literally killed 2 gods. I can handle some god pussy.
>>484314419>the only times we ever see the guidance of grace in the DLC is when it points us to the sealing tree after getting Messmer's flame and when it points us to the Divine GateMarika wants Miquella dead.
>>484314596>Getting fucked to death by a blonde bombshell goddess is this meant to be a bad thing?
>>484314658Because she's the ideal woman, now please delete that
>>484314658I harbor the most pure and legitimate hatred towards fat "people" ever. Only surpassed by my hatred for the Merchant tribe.
Are there any mods that specifically remove the time limits on physics? Or a relatively simple tweak I can make myself to do that? I just need this sekiro blocking not to run out.
>>484314658Fat people are disgusting.
>>484314658If you could be literally anything you wanted, wouldn't you make yourself the sexiest piece of ass in the universe?
I haven't played Elden Ring in about 8 or 9 months, and I don't know what's new with the DLC.Has Madness been buffed at all or is it still only good for PVP? Madness was always so interesting to me but just embarrassingly weak. I'm assuming most enemies and bosses are still immune to Madness buildup
>nanaya's torch is her newborn babynot gonna lie that's pretty fucked up. so were they trying to birth a frenzy flame lord intentionally? is that why the hornsent obliterated them?
>>484314596If she uses grace to guide me to her pussy she could literally fuck me to death over and over again as I keep getting revived due to her blessing.
Why did Marika make Morgott kill and hunt down warriors and champions? Is this related to Hoarah Loux getting shamed into becoming Godfrey and restraining himself? No need for warriors in her new civilization?
>>484314804More like Miyazaki thinks the player is retarded and wouldn't know where to go. Literally happened ITT of someone asking where he has to go after killing Messmer because he couldn't figure out even with the grace pointing at the direction
>>484314658She fucked more than just herself. Not to mention a goddess and queen needs to keep up appearances.
I’m starting to lose it. Anyone on PS that can help me with Jori?
>>484314927She killed the babby to use it's spine as a torch
Young mesmer being insecure and feeling ashamed of himself and thinking like he's disappointing Marika because of his snakes
>>484315001I think he did that of his own volition
going back to elden ring after playing totk is unreal, it's like every one else in gaming is 20 years behind nintendo
>>484314419My first order of business as Elden Lord will be to graft my hands directly onto Marika's tits.
>Refuse to become Miquella's consort >Go to the Caelid Wilds to avoid him>Hold the stars in place to avoid becoming his consort >Fight his sister he sent to kill you for refusing >Go insane but still manage to hold the stars in place >Die>Get revived in your half-brothers body Not even in death could Radahn escape Miquella
I'm trying to not rush through the DLC but so far all the bosses I've fought have been really fair to me. Maybe the worst offenders were lion and gaius just because it was hard to read some hitboxes at times but other than that they were 100% reasonable. Does the DLC have any bosses you consider unfair?personally the only shit I consider unfair is shit where you have to raw react/guess right to survive. No, I'm not talking about a fast attack. I'm talking about a boss having some shit that's a 50/50 mix-up where they have an attack that has 2 near identical (or identical) startup animations and once the attack starts you have figure out if you have to move to the left or right this time. I played a shmup where the enemy had an attack that teleported spears into you and you had to guess if they were moving clockwise or counter clockwise this time otherwise you just fucking die. i will never play another game designed by a fighting game fan. I haven't seen a FROM boss that had anything resembling that shit. It would be like if Malenia's waterfowl had a variation where she teleports behind you and catches you if you ran away from her after she leapt into the air
>>484314419I heard people saying that "Marika sexually abused Miquella" but then never read it ever again? Is that confirmed somewhere?
Marika and Radagon weren't always the same being. There's just no way someone as based as Radagon would be such a stupid fucking idiot whose plan was retarded.
Where are you running to Mr invader? Don’t like my bone bow with sleep and scarlet rot arrows? Hehehehehe .
>just got to GaiusI'm going to have to use a Greatshield for this, aren't I?
>>484315210yea, gurm confirmed it
Going back to the base game feels so shitty after leveling to scadu 17+ in the dlc.....I don't even want to bother anymore lol.
>>484315161>This is the kind of woman who could destroy the old order.Yeah, by slamming her fat ass on it. Disgusting.
>>484315063He is a disgrace and he'll fall before the Black Knife just like the rest of Marika's bloodline. A more lenient fate than those malevolent psychopaths deserve.
>>484315229Literally everything Radagon ever did was be a stupid fucking idiot. Imagine throwing away a perfectly good moonlight greatsword.
>484315161>This post is off topic>Verification not required
>>484314419cooping bayle is a drug
>ps4 controller disconnects from usb cable from the slightest fucking wiggle AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANT TO BUY ANOTHER CONTROLLER FUCK
Please post Miquella saying >I'm delusional!
>>484315179People might say the final boss has a combo like that, but both options are reactable.
Godwyniggers should join their god
>>484315179You will understand when you hit Radahn unless you use a shield.
>>484314596Hello Morgott
Say something nice or something you want to do to my tarnished.
>>484315331I love him and Ranni so much. Schemers willing to do horrible things for their ideals while also looking like smol beans.
going back to totk after playing elden ring is unreal, it's like every one else in gaming is 20 years behind fromsoft
>DLC takes all the cool characters from the base game and makes them all incredibly lame and gay
>>484315460I can't... she's ugly. Mannish... troon-like...
>>484315331
>>484315210Just as much as the 'Marika used to give Godfrey footjobs to calm his feral nature'. God why wasn't that one in...
>>484315460Put a helmet on that thing.
>>484315324Sounds like either your controller of USB is damaged. It shouldn't pop out that easy. There were a few times a dropped might just to catch the cord and it didn't pop off the cord.
>>484315561
Helping Leda is canon
>>484315460I want to cast Stone of Gurranq on her. Her? Him? Them.
>Losing war against giants, have to entice trolls>Losing war against Caria, have to fuck Renalla and synthesize magic into the Golden Order Why did we let a peasant girl with unshaved armpits lead us again? She sucks at warfare, but not at sucking Hornsent cock and stealing divinity.
>>484314927>>484315061>"Once was a man">everyone talks about a babyI don't fucking get where this is coming from. Is there another item or just localization mistake.
>>484315484>no godefroy and godrick duo bossshit dlc
_____ is The Lands Between's town bicycle.
>that furnace golem in the Rauh RuinsThat's it, I'm gettin' me perfume bottles
>>484315139>>Refuse to become Miquella's consortNo he very clearly agreed. He just had conditions
Buff dryleaf arts.
How muscular is your tarnished?
>>484315632>small spinal columnNot a partial column, not a normal column, a small spinal column.
>>484315587It doesn't even pop out completely, it's like it just moves enough to where it disconnects. It's driving me insane, I have to hold the controller so steadily. I think the controller's port is damaged since it happens with other cables.
>>484315484You rike?
Are PSGS still good after the nerf?
how do i dodge that elden beat AoW? i think it's called waves of gold.>can't run away cause it tracks forever>can't jump itroll?
>text dump shows that Radahn had lines where he talked Can any dataminers find out if his voice files are still in the game
Is the purple cape glitch still working?
>>484315462>>484315528>>484315660Miquella is very funny. I clapped
>>484315561The Age of Mcdonalds
>>484315750kill him before he casts it
>>484315713Maybe he was just a furtive pygmy
>>484315750Yes.
>>484315712Any of the demigods have this build?
>>484315812Cute
how do i get good enough to parry magrit 90%+ of the time? i was able to beat it with extreme cheese (1st ever play through) at lvl 15 with the starting gear + claymore. I beat it with 6 hp remaining.
>>484315801MiqDonalds
>level 200 “””””””build”””””””
>>484315712Do any modder fags know to edit an ash summon to give them coomer appearances like this?
How long until we get a consort of Ranni mod where she assists us in the fight with Radahn/Miquella
150 rl is over, metaslave
>>484315657Rya
>>484315713I understood that, I just hate if this is some english localizers tip toing around baby death when you had blatant child murder, child sacrifice, child slaughter, and child suicide in Bloodborne and no one fucking blinked.
>>484315958yes
>>484315895So are you
>>484315910uh, practice?
>>484315432i don't think a single FROM boss can make me feel anything after needing to react to clockwise or counterclockwise in like .4 seconds. slowed down for the sake of clarity
>>484315910also im doing this completely solo. all of the guides are like "summon a shit ton of random spirits and shit and beat him down, also use this item to invalidate stage 1"
>>484315910Parrying enemies isn't about skill bozo it's about memorizing their moveset>1st ever play through>cheesedie
>>484315812>All those without the grace of gold will meet death in the embrace of Messmer's flameHow do you respond without sounding mad?
PvPers, combine an off-hand greatsword and a mainhand dryleaf arts or dane's footwork.Does it work well? Does it flow well? How is it?
>>484315856towards the caster i'm guessing?to the side?
>>484315496>>484315576>>484315619Where are all the anons saying they wanna fuck her.
>>484316094i beat my head against the boss for 4+ hours before i cheesed. im clearly missing something
>>484315723Still think there is some kind of damage. Because even catching mine like that it was still charging. How old is your cord? maybe use some compressed air to blow out both the cord and controller port?
IMAGINETHE VERY LAST BOSSQUEEN MARIKA HERSELF STANDS AT THE GATETHE LAST GRACE SHINES BEHIND HER"TARNISHED, THOU ART MIGHTY AND HAVE COME FAR!""NOW, THE LAST OBSTACLE IN YOUR QUEST FOR GLORY STANDS BEFORE YOU!""I, WHO SEDUCED GODFREY AND SUBJUGATED THE FIRE GIANT, WHO CREATED LIFE AND DEFEATED DEATH!""BRAVE TARNISHED, COME FORWARD AND TEST YOUR MIGHT AGAINST MY EVERLASTING LOVE!""AND WE SHALL SEE WHO CAN MOVE THE OTHER TOWARDS A NEW AGE!"
>>484316141>1st ever play through>cheesecaring about cheese*die
>raises sword above my head>hits the dab>swings the sword down and hits you at the end of your rollHehehe
>>484316186Why offhand the greatsword when the Footwork has its full moveset working on the offhand?Dryleaf sucks as a redman
>>484315867Malenia and Marika.
why does from cut so much fucking shit? all this cut dialogue is completely different to what we got and points to a drastically different story.[1130100000] Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death.[1130100010] In the embrace of Messmer's flame.Section 10[1130110000] All ye spurned by Grace.[1130110010] Kneel evermore. Before the flame of Messmer.Section 20[1130120000] Mark my words, graceless heathen.[1130120010] Thou shalt not evade the flame of Messmer.11302Section 00[1130200010] Thou shalt not evade the flame of Messmer.Section 10[1130210000] Queen Marika, behold![1130210010] I have excised another. Another cancer to thy joy.Section 20[1130220000] Ahh, how could this be...[1130220010] Forsake me not...[1130220020] Queen Marika, my grace...11303Section 00[1130300000] Queen Marika, mother to us all.[1130300010] Favour me with thy grace.[1130300020] I have met many who would threaten or distress thee, and quelled each and all.[1130300030] And I hereby swear to never cease.[1130300040] So, please, grant me thy grace.[1130300050] Leave me with my solitary light...Section 10[1130310000] Queen Marika, I implore thee, bestow thy grace.[1130310010] Take not from me my solitary light...Section 00[1130400000] Ahh![1130400010] Queen Marika. Dearest mother![1130400020] I shall silence all who would trespass upon thy peace.[1130400030] As decreed by the Grace of Gold.[1130400040] Ahhh! No soul shall thy sanctity imperil!11305Section 00[1130500000] Ahh, ahh...[1130500010] I would not. Am I not pure? Defile thee, I would never.[1130500020] I ask, why wouldst thou think to purloin from me?[1130500030] Deignest thou not to look upon me?[1130500040] All this time, I held in my heart only thee!
>>484316293>AND WE SHALL SEE WHO CAN MOVE THE OTHER TOWARDS A NEW AGE>can't move her because she's too heavy
>>484316279Probably brain
Shh she's sleeping
>>484316186It doesn't work specifically well, but its a lot of fun to switch back and forth, I've gotten a few hosts by suprise byusing my greatsword a lot and then like suddenly switching to really fast martial arts. Probagbly like more flashy and fun rahter than effective though
So when are we going to accept that radahn wanted this.
I just want nioh 3
>>484316334Either works desu
>>484316141i invented the cheese myself
my tarnished OC is a super cute girl whos level 200 and shes the strongest warrior, mage, cleric, archer, bard, druid, pyromancer, berserker in all the land!
>>484314927My theory about Nanaya is that she's trying to make a strong lord of frenzy. In that context, her telling Midra to endure to become stronger. He stops when we come in and thus the spell we get from his remembrance says he was too weak to be a real lord of frenzy. The torch is likely someone else Nanaya cared for that made even less progress into becoming a lord of frenzy before giving out
>>484316296You didn't beat the game>>484316397Fromsoft hates straight forward answers and explanations
DLC ruined 4 great characters. Godwynfags should be happy he wasn't in the dlc.
>>484316397indie company
>>484316397>Cut dialogue>Story is differentAnon are you actually retarded? Serious question, do you have mental issues that don't let you understand why cut content that doesn't match with the final story gets cut?
>>484316397Those are Queelign's lines you stupid fuck
>>484316397lmao, don't look up Godfrey's original role if that pissed you off
>>484316567That's because this is the dragonfag DLC.
>>484316516
>>484316414TINY TARNISHEDDO YOU WISH TO KNOWHOW I BROKE THE FIRE GIANT'S LEG??
>>484314658>>484316341
>>484316397>All this time, I held in my heart only thee!God I love him
>>484316696this is just a bitch with two big tits and a head that looks like a maskboring
>>484316625>cut content poster>doesn't play the gametale as old as time
>Ancient Meteoric Ore Blade>16 INT requirement>scales with ARCWhat a retarded thing to do to a great weapon
>>484316341
>>484316527What the FUCK was her problem?
>>484316516why are so many tarnished ocs like "she was a friend of Ranni", or "she was a lover of mohg" and shit, why try so hard to connect them with cannon characters.
>>484316625who?
>>484316625lol lmaoAnother person who randomly datamines shit without playing the game and is confused about cut content that is really not content cut, like the idiot assmad about the self termination line that got him ridiculed
>>484316475Wish we could see what their childhood was like
>>484316785Stop liking evil men who are bad for you.STOP LIKING EVIL MEN WHO ARE BAD FOR YOU.
>>484316810Uh...This was fixed in the calibration update, anon. It got changed so its requirement is 19 arc and scales with arc on all platforms.
>>484316869>like the idiot assmad about the self termination line that got him ridiculedthat was so funny he was like>bro... trigger warning... there's this secret cut content that... THIOLLIER GIVES YOU SUICIDE JUICE
>>484315757I found these, but they're boring as fuck. no wonder they just cut it out.21040000] I am Radahn.[21040100] Born of red-maned Radagon, and Rennala of the Full Moon.[21040200] A lion bred for battle.
>>484316975
>>484316842my head canon is>am stranger>arrive at lands between>get mad that this masked asshole called me a virgin>break his face>break everyones face>become Elden Lord and break the world's face>it was all a dream, I died to Varre
I want to make a gold divine bird build but I'm scared of it being just ass
I've seen your kind... time and time again. every fleeing man must be caught. every secret must be unearthed. such is the conceit of the self proclaimed seeker of truth. but in the end, you lack the stomach... for the agony, you'll unleash upon yourself
>>484317024that really does sound lame
>>484316625lol
>>484316842>she was a lover of mohgLiterally who husbandofags Mohg?
Bruh, why is this retard spamming fat chicks?
Why is Messmer calling us graceless when we have grace in our body?
>>484316516Mine is just a cute ice mage who is supposed to be an academy student. She uses the frozen needle as her main weapon and ice magic as a secondary.
>>484317001Oh my godI also just realizedLikethe line is about something that puts you into eternal slumber, which like obviously st. trina, its like literally eternal slumber not deathMeaning he didnt even know who Thollier was or anything about him before posting that because tis not even suiicide juice
What's my option for a big, strong AOE faith spell to kill big bosses early game?I'm pre-Radahn btw.
So what exactly IS the Shadow Realm? Is it a real physical place?
>>484316842My OC is Ranni's lord. She gave me a sword and everything.
>>484317138We don't. We are a tarnished guided by grace but the fact literally everyone can tell we are tarnished means we don't HAVE grace.Grace guides and revives us, but we don't have grace, that is the whole point of being tarnished.
>>484317275yeah
>>484317024this would be so fucking funny if they kept it>enter final boss room on blind playthrough>it's fucking radahn"hey it's me. radahn.">fight starts
>>484317001>"oh it was in the base game...?">deletes tweet>calls out everyone that said he was stupid a bully>now won't share anything he "found" because it alcks context
>>484317138you literally don't what do you think the point of Godfrey's fall from grace was? he's tarnished too
>>484317087>Try to figure things out>Dudes keep on attacking us as soon as we walk in>Get no options but to kill them>GEE WHY DO YOU KEEP MURDERING PEOPLE
>>484317318>>484317390yeah I confused guiding by grace = having grace.
>>484317024>>484317089easy to improve.>I... am radahn>a lion... bred for battle>prepare to die
throwing dagger, throwing axe, a whiptime to play castlevania. what else would a belmont use??
>>484316840She's probably just another Shabriri sockpuppet>>484317087Bro?!? Is this another cut NPC!?!?! DAMN YOU MEMEHACKAZAKI
>>484316795>dragon bitches are boring
Strength GODS what weapons have you been using this DLC? After doing all the PvE and 200 hours of PvP with the greatsword I need something new
More Tarnished OCs should be trying to affiliate with the Roundtable, not gods that hate the Tarnished
>>484317120You would be surprised
>>4843165674? Radahn, miquella, malenia? Who else?
>>484317275The Scadutree is the shadow of the erdtree
>>484317445perfumes
>>484316842mine is>brisoner >went fucking nuts and frenzied>vowed revenge on jailers and got into blood flame >fought the mimic tear and use its corpse to fill the prisoner iron mask, molding it into the tear >burns the fuck out of the lands between after accidentally killing millicent
>>484315712Its so upsetting there's barely good female armors in this game , not like akin to the dancer set in DS3
2nd run done, I'll say first phase Radahn is awesome. I'm sure there is a good fight under 2nd phase laser spam but they need to make the projections deal 0 hitstun
>>484317193Nigga fucking dickram the DLC with cheat engine and missed out huge chunks of the gameWhat a fucking surprise >>484317275The ocean in the middle of the land's between map is where the Shadow Realm is, hidden under a giant Concealing veil
>>484317138the irony is that messmer, too, is graceless. his problem with us isn't that we are tarnished, his problem is that we are a lord. we are as humiliating to him as mohg becoming radahn's body is to ansbach.
>>484317490would
>>484317445Everything. Magic, Long Swords, Shorts Swords, their fists... one of them uses a great sword in the GBA games.
>>484317468godfrey's axe and dryleaf arts carried me the whole game
Your tarnished is a tarnished of no renown, if you have any renown to your backstory then you already messed up, restart
>>484317271>Lust Provoking Image, Irrelevant Time-Wasting Question Dragonclaw/maw, Rotten Breath or just Catch Flame. Everything else is bad.
are we tarnishedposting?
>>484317708Kill the fucking wickermen.
>>484317087Loretubers forgot that this guy was created specifically to shit on themSurprised when Memehackzaki fucks them over again in throughout an entire DLC
>>484315043Anyone?
>>484316527its obviously a baby anon. if that one anon is right about her being a shabriri cocksock, she might have literally tried to birth a newborn lord of frenzy, but it didn't work out either via general failure or via the hornsent killing it.
PUNY TARNISHEDHAVE YOU EVER WONDEREDWHEREFORE DID THE GASEOUS FUME ORIGINATETHAT ALLOWS GRACE TO BURN AND SHINE ETERNAL???
>>484317494Moghwyn
>>484317708i mean we could be
>>484317271I think most of the big ones are locked to mid-late game butFrozen Lightning Spear - If you beat the dragon zombie thing underneath LiurniaAspect of the Crucible: Tail - If you beat the stormhill evergaol crucible knight
>>484316464I'd drink that nectar.
>>484316397Dataminers should get the rope. King Biden's first edict should be capital punishment for all data miners.
>Do golden parry on the aging untouchable>See the SFX go through>Don't parry>Literally the golden arc is behind him as I am dying to frenzywhat gives
>>484317608yea he's seething cause his last orders were kill all stripped of grace and then his new dad walks in as a filthy tarnigger
>>484317394>>484317087I kind of like how Lies of P handled it. There were some absolute scumbags, but they never initiated combat with you. You didn't have to fight them to proceed, you could just converse with them and move on. If you did fight them to bring them to justice, it was purely your choice. Even DaS1 had Priscilla telling you off instead of instantly aggroing as soon as she saw you (though Priscilla was a good girl unlike the LoP example).
>>484317694My tarnished doesn't even have a backstory.I can't figure out where to put my tarnished parents in what land.
Messmer friends, how are we feeling today?
>>484317760I'm very lazy!!
>>484317694>Random ass vagabond>Died in life>revived by grace>Won.
>>484317792>Mimic Tear>rot breath>fast bleedfaggotry>lots of running
>>484317854Partial parry
>>484317854>tried to using easy mode parry>got punishedlol lmaojust use a normal buckler parry
>>484317193no, that line has nothing to do with st. trina. it's 100% suicide juice. shit is poison. even then, the lilly flower is absurdly poisonous and eating one or drinking its sap would kill the absolute shit out of you.
>>484317624>C scaling in strength at +10gonna puke, that weapon always looked sexy as fuck though
>>484316475I still don't understand why he'd have to die, especially in the manner that he did, if he wanted it. Why would the ritual need a dead lord in the first place?
>>484317896Bros, Priscilla is so cute. I would stay in the painted world forever and give her foot massages.
>>484317832i meant Horns from the Stormveil Castle knight, not Tail, my bad.
>>484317708
>>484317578no slutwear...its over...
>>484317820Cute face anonshare
>>484316464Sloppy Toppy
>use my last larval tear>don't like my buildOhghhhhhhhggggggg ough ough oughhhh my motivation ouhgghhh the pain ouuwwwwhhh
>>484317694See >>484317027
>>484317820GODWYN? MORE LIKE GODLOSE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>484317490she's not even a hot fatty, and I say this as someone who likes fucking fatties. she's all face zero body. also>sports illustratedlol
>>484316842The game itself lets me outright marry Ranni. That other shit isn't really out of the question in comparison.
>>484317905pissed that he wasn't the main antagonist instead of miquella
Is there anything I can do for the Radahn / Miquella fight to not make my FPS drop to 10 during the AOE attack?
>>484317708*posts tarnished*Wanted him to look like Ranni’s version of Godfrey. That being: a badlands warrior given a noble makeover to become lord, in this case influenced by the Carian aesthetic.
SMALL TARNISHEDDO YOU KNOW WHY I LET THE FIRE GIANT LIVEWHY I DID NOT EXTINGUISH THE VERY LAST OF THEIR KINDHAVE THOU EVER FELT THE FLAMING KISS OF A FELL GOD UPON THY LIPS?I MEAN, THY LOWER LIPS!!
>>484316842Because lore wise the actual tarnished if hero is a potential descendant of marikaAnd judging by the walking mosoleum near us, a theory no one has been able to disprove because it's very clearly their sounds when we woke up we're one of marikas loser kids who died Either way the tarnished isn't some random guy lore wise. They were always a special snowflake.
>quality buildShould I just go full bonk mode at this point?I am at the 40/40 split and I am about to fight Messmer with 10+ skibidi
>divine bird golden armor>great looking gold chest piece>it has an uncovered neck seam with all other golden helmets in the gameFUUUUUUUUUCKWhy cant we just have a good mix and match golden knight set in this game ?I mean I love the Tree Sentinel set but I would like to mix it up a bit.
>>484318112Why didnt you just make a back up of your save, retard?Go use the wiki to find one of the 10 larval tears hidden in the DLC at night time
Radahn is "weak" to statuses yeah?Can you frenzy him?
>>484316696>Dragonfags gets a great NPC companion, cool boss fight, cool weapons and incantations, and a fucking girlfriend NPC spirit ash summon with item description text about how much she loves youThey really did get it the best with this one.
HOLY FUCK REDUCE THE FURNACE GOLEM'S LIFE BY LIKE 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ALREADY THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
>>484318013She was originally meant to be your level up girl, just like Quelaag was originally a covenant leader who'd grow to like you (if you did her quest) and then eventually turn against you when you killed Ceaseless Discharge. Quelaag even has voice lines for it:https://youtu.be/q_K5vsuW4Uw
>>484318258if we were inside a fucking mausoleum it would mean that we had to be soulless and grace alone would be enough to revive it, which is not the case
>>484316842my OC's are:1. an old guy who used to be a knight2. an absolute edgelord with red skin and a mohg tattoo covering his entire face, who just picks the most edgy options available.
>>484317839Sleepy Joe, Promised Consort of St. Trina.
>>484318401bro just stagger it 3 times
>>484318435Why does fromsoft always create super cute girls, make cute stories for them and then cut all content and turn them into generic bosses?
>>484317708I hate this staff so much its so ugly
>>484317318How can we resurrect if we don't have grace, having grace aka being a part of Marika's order is what lets you buy into the whole respawning gimmick
>giant crusher lion claw spam failing on radahnbros... it's fucking over for megonna have to wait for the nerf
>>484317494Mohg is basically a non character now, at worst he was a bit of a weirdo but so much of his character revolved around his Miquella obsession which has now been rendered meaningless
>>484318535bro your greatshield antpsur rapier
>>484318012The only thing that implies it's mutual is that it was a promised vow and someone put an engagement ring on him unless we want to assume Miquella is lying on top of everything else. It didn't seem like Radahn was sane during his battle that released the rot, at least, that would make sense because it should have happened after the shattering, right?
>>484318438There's no indication grace can't revive the soulless. Godwyns soul died he wasn't just soulless
melina should have appeared every time you chose to level up, but only then, so that you had a chance to get attached to her but you didn't get melina fatigue from her showing up every time you sat down.
>>484318528Because we see and are guided by grace. We are still a tarnished, but grace is guiding us. Even if we don't have grace internally, the external grace guiding us revives us.
Carian women were legitimately built differently. No red blooded man could possibly resist this.
>>484318256>fire giant kept around to provide spicy cunnilingus duties for queen marika the eternalHonestly, better writing than most of the actual lore, kek
>>484317320>>484317505>>484317601
>>484316516Yes.
>>484318535This post has me concerned t. GUGS lion claw spammer
What's the best new Spirit Ash?Those bf/gf night knights?
>>484318621Idk even when i used the mod to have her sit down every time honestly like she was fine and it was still way way way way betterPlus like it makes her absense after she burns (or you drive her away) way more sad and noticable
>>484318591Miquella has the ring on in his child cutscene BEFORE he asks to marry Radahn (cutscene is pretty obviously when he asks radahn to promise to be his lord, so why would they have already have the engagement ring?)
>>484318545it's not meaningless, it just has added context. it also makes the level of manipulation within his regime significantly more clear. it explains why a pureblood knight is at the radahn festival. it explains why varre is so autistic about love.
>>484317024>I AM RADAHN>A FINE ELDEN RING TO YOU
>>484317945I’m underleveled, got him to 20% before all the effects wore off and I was getting gangbanged by his ghosts.
>>484315748Yes. All of the old stuff is still good. One thing that you need to be careful of is if you use 1handed kat or sword, you can't break 110 poise now, which is fucking stupid, but whatever.
what a cute dork
>>484318514Cause they're always running out of time because they keep adding cool shit. Sekiro was like the only game of there's that didn't have glaring cuts (though you could see the obvious hooks for DLC that never came out).
>>484318685
>>484318535>spamming the dragon katana AoW>incoming Radahn fightI am fucked.
>went into the dlc with the hope of finding builds more enjoyable than str/fth>left the dlc with a billion more reason why str/fth is just more enjoyable than anything elseWas it that bad in the souls as well? Am I gaslighting myself here?I always was a strfag to the core, but fth never felt anywhere near as op to me before.Int builds feel like handicapping yourself as both caster and unga bunga.
>>484318535I know that feel.
>>484318783>Miquella has the ring on in his child cutscene BEFORE he asks to marry RadahnHow do we know it's before? Also didn't they grow up together?
>>484317454Stop wanting to fuck dragon women.
>>484318087i'm being 100% honest when i say that there are no cute female/"type b" faces made in this character creator.
>>484318752Cannon imp
>>484318528all of the tarnished that can see grace have grace. the player character has grace. that's the major point of the opening cinematic and marika even says this explicitely in the melina dialogues.
You were good son, real good
who keeps a hippo in a castle anyways
>>484318545>at worst he was a bit of a weirdoFor the love of god, stop this revisionism. Mohg was behind a cult of mass murderers. Miquella's charm doesn't make that shit up. If anything, it suppresses the victim's desire for malice and conflict (Leda, Hornsent, and Ansbach). Mohg's degeneracy is his own. At worst, Miquella's charm would ironicallym make him a target of it.
>>484318493FUCKING HOW DUDEI'M HITTING THE FUCKING THING'S LEGS FOR 10 THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS AND BARELY EVEN STAGGERS ONCEIT JUST KEEPS REPEATING THE FUCKING STEPS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT I'M LAUNCHING CHEAT ENGINE
>wear an eyepatch irl>make my characters wear an eyepatch too>no one will know that thats why and it feels attention whore-y to point it out>like I'm doing right nowSad!>>484318926You're 100% just saying this so people will post their tarnished's faces in reply to this one to get ideas. I'm on to you
>>484318884Genuinely. Pure STR moving into STR/FTH because there’s so much in the dlc I want to use. What’s the ideal split?
>>484318435If Quelaag was a much later game boss originally, but scaled down for early game, that'd make sense why she's such an uptick in difficult (though none of the DaS1 bosses were that hard).>>484318514DaS1 is very obviously unfinished. Look at pretty much everything after Anor Londo, for instance. Still love it.
>>484318682Would Ranni let me also marry Rennala and have copious amounts of sex with?
>>484318783because by the time of the cutscene radahn was already on board but was getting cold feet because miquella was failing to keep his end of the bargain. radahn wasn't going to be a lord for some failed upstart, he was a lion worthy of a god.
>be at Castle Ensis>see a corpse on the ground on a stairway>it gives me a single Glintslab Firefly>while I am grabbing it, a guy pelts me with a projectile from aboveI despise whoever designed enemy encounters like this. The game baits you to grab something, then trolls you in two ways: 1. By having an enemy (that is specifically positioned to hit you for grabbing that item) hit you while you are grabbing that item and seeing what it is and having the center of your screen taken up by a big black text box that shows the Glintslab Firefly icon. 2. By having the """"""""""""""""""""reward""""""""""""""""""""" for your troubles be some dogshit like a Glintslab Firefly. Or a Bone Dart. Or a low level smithing stone. Or something like that.Who the fuck finds this kind of exploration satisfying?
>>484317505what the fuck does that even mean
>>484318783They could have done the proposal right before the cutscene, Miquella gets the ring, then the cutscene rolls with him reiterating the conditions of the vow
>>484318147Godwyn more like godWEEZ NUTS BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dabs with four arms* *flies off to the moon*
>OMG GUIZ LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CUTE GRACEFUL TYPE 2
>>484318919Grace guides me to keep them perpetually pregnant.
>>484318535Bro... Your Sacred Blacksteel Greathammer? Seriously though, give it a shot.
>>484319129Miquella's end of the bargain was defeat Radahn though? That's the point of the fight with Malenia.
>>484319029bonk it with a strike weapon like stone club, silly.
>>484318906Because...The cutscene is literally where he makes the promise?>Lord brother.>I'm going to be a god.>If we honour our part of the vow,>promise me you'll be my consort.This seems pretty obviously the moment that they promise to be god and consort.
>>484319043>What’s the ideal split?Probably somewhere around 35/50 so you get the second cap for both (when two handing) and can equip most shit worth using for both weapons and spells.
Were you charmed at first by Leda?
>>484319029Use Pest threads and hit both legsUse Ancient Dragons Lightning
>>484318435>Have the option to pay Quelaag 30 humanity for free access to the Bell>This gives you free access to Chaos sorceries too>But you'll have to fight her anyway, she just replaces the Demon Firesage fight after Ceaseless and she's 10x harderWould you?
>>484317454Mommy...
>>484319345So that does imply it's a mutual vow. That's basically what I'm saying.
>>484318867I still don't get it at all...
>>484319435I will never betray Seiba
>>484319198The Scadutree is the shadowof the ErdtreeThe Scadutree is the shadow of the erdtreeThe Scadutree? Its the shadow of the erdtreeIs this not self evident enough? Did you want an actual expalanalanalanation? Fuck you. Die. Give me my 40 bucks
Why do loretubers always do this thing were they say a regular ass english word that's present in an item description such as "contrivance" or "ordeal" and proceed to give a dictionary definition of it as if it was an ancient babylonian concept that needs to be deciphered?Does the average lore video viewer has brain damage?
It's funny how people just jump immediatly into the whole "Marika did it for revenge thing" when it came to the Hornsent genocide after finding the Shaman Village, when it's clear that this massacre only happened after the Erdtree started to die and people started to lose faith in the GO.Marika could have done it for more egotistical reasons, like making sure no one would use the divine gate again, since this is period in time when Ranni could have been entrusted with the Empyrean title.
>>484318684What if the reason the trolls have no stomachs is because they cut their fell god faces off as an act of rebellion when they betrayed the giants?
Uh.I've all the skibidi fragments, and I can't get him below 40% with rot, and a mimic and ansbach.I dont even like his soft retcon.I think i'm done for a week.
What's Sellen's type?>>484319467Why would giving her humanity power her up? All of it goes to her ailing sister.
>>484319085No.
Is the new boomhammer flail more fun than the baby rattle?
>>484317275>>484319198The scud tree is its own thing. Marika and Mesmer covered the land with that veil in the sky, which appears to have cut off the area from the rest of the lands between. The name is word play as not only is the dlc area cloaked in a big shadow if it was where it was meant to be it would all literally be in the shadow of the erdtree.
>>484319467no because firesage's arena is already bad enough with all of the fucking roots everywhere. i like the idea though and i would spend 30 to skip her and then another 30 to unlock the solaire side path and skip her again
>>484319435Neutral to her and then getting overwhelming Yurt vibes after the seal is broken
sometimes when you dual wield the frenzy hands, the 1st hit will madness them and then the 2nd hit will knock them out of the stun
>>484317138>>484317318>>484318528>>484318971>Leda has a canonical death>Respawns by the grace of [something] to kill you>Rogier has a canonical deathblight death>Respawns by the grace of gold to info dump you but dies again>Darian has a canonical death>uses Devin to "respawn" his soul with the aid of grace>Morgott has two canonical "deaths?">respawns twice before the grace laughs at him for spilling his omenigger blood all over the tree and leaves him, but not before unomening his corpseYou guys act like we are the only one that respawns
>>484319085Yes but you need to convince her that sex with you would fix her mom first.
I'm surprised there isn't much Modern AU art of Elden Ring characters.I womder what the Shardbearers would be, CEOs? PMC leaders like Venom Snake?
>>484319435I probably would have if she actually showed her face and she was a beautiful 3D version of my beloved Artoria Pendragon (like pic related). But she keeps her helmet the entire time, and modders who managed to remove her helmet reveal this ugly girl with a frumpy face.
lmao you can knock him out of his p2 transition and he just gives upMiyazaki why...
>>484319196Why did he do it?
man what the FUCK was that boss fight? easily the most visually spectacular thing they've ever done but i spent 90% of it holding L1 and being pelted with unending amounts of bullshiti think i dropped down to 20 fps when he started shitting out explosionscool fighting Radahn at max power tho
>>484319548I don't understand why people are so confused. It seems obvious to me>Miq wants Radahn>Miq has to uphold a vow> If he succeeds, Radahn will become his consort>Miquella at the final battle praises his blade (Malenia) and the champion of the festival (tarnished) and says their vow has now been complete and will be written in song.This makes insanely obvious that the vow was killing Radahn in battle, leaving his soul up for grabs to ascend with. It tracks because Radahn is a warmonger who lives to fight and likely would choose an honorable death. Malenia marched to fulfill the vow, but only got half-way. Tarnished had to finish the job. Radahn wanted it, but he had conditions.
>>484319309nothing in-game states what the vow was anon, and honestly I think there's more to it than just "kill me and I'll be your lord". the japanese dialogue also makes miquella out to be much more defensive and pressured about becoming a god, like radahn is the one pressuring him about it. I think there's an unspoken aspect of radahn being the villain of miquella's story, taking advantage of the little boy to live out his own aspirations of grandeur.remember the story trailer, becoming a god required him to abandon even his fate, which was juxtaposed with st. trina. st trina explicitly does not want miquella to become a god under any circumstances and outright tells us to kill him just to stop it from happening.
>>484319869you beat the game
>>484319762it's much better to 1 hand it so you can react to when they get madness'd>>484319860redmanbad
>>484319435I thought Freya and Leda were the same person for like 20 hours until someone on ehre mentioned them both and I was confused.I also thought she was like leading a mercanary band of like all the cahractrers
>>484319793She isn't ugly, also one of the sliders of her circulating is wrong
chicken wing is really fun in pvp
>>484319852>lmao if you cheese a boss the boss gets cheesed
>>484319643>Why would giving her humanity power her up? All of it goes to her ailing sister.Because they just make the fight harder because it's later in the game lol, don't overthink it
>>484319793I love my king wife!
>>484319435She is literally perfect.
I have an idea in my head for an "Divine/Royal Alchemist" character but other than using perfume weapons idk what else to equip him with or whether I should use soceries/incantations. Any suggestions?
>>484319964i never could've done it without bleed and a greatshield, the people who only dodge must be literal robots or mega autists
>>484319037no it's genuinely confusing to see some of the faces that are considered cute here. I don't even like the one my own character has that much. the only explanation i can think of as to why someone would think their female character's face looks good in this game is that they spent so much time in the character creator that they lowered their standards just to be done with it. the worst are those bone structure 3 ones that have an asshole for lips and saran wrap stretched across the face.
>get a cool blue on red kill with the poison moth kick blooms twice on a full moon aow>shadowplay decides to record a black screen cool. On another note, why does the FKGS get an r1-r1 combo?
>>484319983Yes she is. She looks like a man.
>>484319938Oh I see so the condition was that he would marry him only if he got his wish which was to die a glorious death in battle. That makes sense.
>>484319643Selivus. You have selivus' sloppy seconds. Where's my proof?The only npcs related to them that like eachother are eachother Sellen speaks of selivus with more fondness than she does even you in tone Selivus has sellens extra body near his bed She was NEVER into you. She was always hounding for selivus cock. Always. You were an apprentice nothing more. Only goddess pussy and dragon pussy wants your tarnished, so unless the npc is marika, ranni, or the priestess you may as well give up on them.
>>484319786Idiot nepo babies cratering the family business.
>invades 3 friends just playing for fun with their RP builds>oh my god more cancer gankers>pops aromatic from a hacked stack of 999 and swaps to backhand blades>I dont have time for shitters man>mashes swift slash until phantoms are dead>yeah not so strong without your friends huh?>pops hacked starlight shard and mashes swift slash until the host is dead and teabags>gg you fucking disgusting gankerwhy are reds like this?
>>484319786>Would you date this single mother, /erg/?
>>484318884In base game ER going full Int felt like I was a god with plenty of different options for ranged and melee.But in the DLC I found practically nothing better than I already had, just weapons that were basically copies of what the base game already offered and spells that were largely either redundant or just really shitty with one exception that requires 24 faith to cast anyway.Faith definitely won this time.
>>484319793>titoria no
>>484319698 she blocks the side path with a gold fog gate to protect the rest of her family
>>484319869You didn't beat the game
>>484319793gooning
>>484319974post build, that looks fun as fuck>>484320094Her actress is fugly, Leda is pretty and basically 2004 Seiba in 3D
>>484319085Idk but she loves working my shaft while Melina sucks my balls
>>484319852if somebody can minmax their output this hard, they were already going to win. no reason to not let them relish in it.
>>484319793Kill all titoriafags
>>484320073a lot of ppl here like moon faced ayy lmaos
I doubt you could even imagine it
>>484320128Red = angry so reds are permanently angry simple as.
>>484320094No, you're just pornsick so you think that anyone who isn't like a sexdoll looks like a man
>>484320129You mean marika? No. Malenia is a very involved older sister who might make us fuck her brother.
>>484319793Hey wait a minute, that's not Leda, that Summer Lancer Artoria!
>>484320264SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
>>484319619We see Marika pull golden hair from a corpse, presumably a Great Warrior Jar, which she fashions into a rune arc and creates Gold and Shadow.The Great Warrior Jars seek out great fights in colosseums and arenas.The Gate of Divinity is clearly a big arena, covered in blood and gore, and built from the corpses.And then we have the Festive Grease which imparts runes (power) on successful attacks, supposedly an ancient ritual which is begrudgingly allowed because its so old.And then the Spiral/Tower/Crucible clearly invokes DNA and evolutionary imagery.It seems like the Gate of Divinity is some kind of ritual ceremony of violence.I guess we don't have any explicit confirmation, but it kinda characters Marika, form her peaceful flowery village that merges with trees, and her fear of death or mortality, that she's trying to suppress this natural violent/evolutionary ritual.On top of that, theres a lot of themes in the game about late medieval scientific and rational enlightenment, arising around the loose parallel of the conflict between humble acceptance of human evolution, and humans have some divine role or status given to them by God.
QUEEN MARIKA LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS TARNISHED MEN
>>484319435I knew I'd end up having to kill her the moment I first spoke to her.Ansbach, though. Didn't expect him to be so cool all the way to the end.
>>484320063on my perfume build ive been running the machinegun crossbow offhand with explosive bolts. its pretty fun. the actual usefulness is somewhat questionable alot of the time but still, its fun
>>484319869You beat the game, but also no, but mostly yes.
>>484320383It is funny that pre dlc we thought that Ansbach would be slowly killing off each npc and it turned out to be leda who did that.
>>484319435I called her as the murderer the second I saw her looking sketchy in the gameplay trailer.
>get dueling shield>never touch that thing at all>get to frenzy boss and he's kicking my ass>decide to try it for shits and giggles>deflect tear, crag blade, two handed talisman + counter talisman>the boss proceeds to eat shit and beat him in 3 triesHonestly very shocked at this weapon, more so they allow all the shield ash of wars on it on top of weapon ones. Bringing it to the final boss and its very fun, and barricade shield on a dueling shield is such a stupid but cool idea.
Leda being a psychotic Zealout was pretty great.
I'm getting fucking owned by Godrick. What do you do about the tracking fire breath?
>>484320225>and basically 2004 Seiba in 3DNo, this is 2004 Seiba in 3D. See the difference? An actually attractive woman versus a manface.
>>484320383the second ansbach ended up being a chill dude I realized some fucked up shit was going on with mohgs lore in the dlc
>>484320225also have the madness hand, queelign sword with flame skewer and the torch which i barely use
Would the elden ring community hate miquella more if mohg and radahn were girls?
>>484320534>Koreanfacekill yourself
>>484320136>In base game ER going full Int felt like I was a godBig damage for sure.>with plenty of different options for ranged and melee.Did you though?Most spells are just the same pew pew, and we had to wait 2 years of patches before getting anything worth casting in pve aside from slicer, the biggest pewpew available at any given point of the game, and rocks.The int weapons were also all wands, really. What was even worth using beyond the l2? Royal GS? Meh. Many good ashes though, I loved grandeur.
>>484315460looks like a type B built for a pack of bloodfiends
>>484320534>welsh>looks like a korean
>>484314596Given how tall Marika/the other demigods are I wouldn't be surprised if more than half the reason Marika took Godfrey as a husband is that he's tall enough that sex isn't awkward as fuck
>>484316842Only one of my OCs has any connection to an in game character, even then it’s not on a personal level. He was one of Rykard’s knights that got the boot pre degenerate snake era because he himself was a degenerate back when Rykard and his boys had morals. Every other OC is their own entity.
>>484320497only brainlets thought that. my mistake was thinking ansbach was connected to gideon ofnir.
>>484320637>>484320598wtf gooks look like THAT? no fucking way man
>>484320582would you?
>>484320534No, this is Saber.
I'm new to souls games, but is this basically the highest level of skill one can show in Elden Ring?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBOIYnVq54
>>484320556Whats your physick?
>>484320072I've been trying it with rolling + claymore. I can get a couple of hits in on second phase, but I never get any further. Have been trying for 3 hours now. Hopefully my brain will register whatever the fuck happened in my sleep and it will be easier next time kek. This is usually how it works for me. Quit for a day (or few days) and when I get back, I am much better at the fight.
>>484320506Those needle knights had it coming, okay? She did nothing wrong.
>>484320225>>484320534>>484320716No this is
>>484320128because 5 minutes ago it was>invades normal looking dude, goof off for a bit and have a fun time>suddenly two phantoms appear from behind a corner and the neon laser spam begins>tbagged by all 3it's an endless game of back and forth. the fun invaders get ganked so much they become toxic, the toxic invaders shit on the sweet hosts so much they become gankers, etc. there is no winning, just play the game how you want to play it and carry no expectations for how others will act
>>484320701That is 100% a gookmade face, and you are fucking blind as fuck thinking that looks good>>484320716The EA/Ubisoft/Sweetbaby adaptation face>>484320839based
>>484320347She pulls it from a giant vagina monster, that's the crucible aka the womb of all life, and those gold threads are the Elden Ring that she's forging into it's modern form.
>>484320808the funny thing is if she actually did kill all the other knights, she did so while still under miquella's charm.
>>484320556You'll prolly do more damage with different seal
>>484317708Fuck it we ball. May start cutting back on posting my tarnished in future threads, really don’t wanna start being seen as an avatarfag.
>>484320751No, there are runs called "no roll" runs where they literally beat bosses without rolling even once. Those take way more skill since you have to understand enemy movesets in and out and master movement so that you can basically beat them without doing a single dodgeroll. This type of run includes no parrying, no blocking, no armor, no buffing, no AOW. Just pure action fundamentals.
>>484320716>>484320839>>484320534I prefer this one.
https://youtu.be/MbHz4Ex9sCs?si=cMJiAUDc7ib5AsCg>Elden Ring 2: Malenia boss fight
>>484320128the Hostcel dindu nuffin apologist continuing to make shit upI hope the story about Seemless Co-op including invasions is true because I want to terrorize the shitters running to hide behind that mod
>>484320534>>484320976 (worst one)>>484320716>>484320839not wide enough
>>484320756flame damage up + heal at low healththinking of swapping heal at low health with the infinite poise one just so I can land the funny grab>>484320927which one? this seal is literally the frenzy one, why would another seal out damage it....
>>484318354miyazaki respected the dedicated vyke shitposters
>>484320094Don't blame her too hard. ER's chargen isn't great for female characters.
>>484320964Dude, none of the challenge runs actually require you to be good at the fights. It helps, but they aren't necessary.>enter arena>dragon breath>run away>dragon breath>run away>dragon breathThe fights in challenge runs aren't fought conventionally. Nobody walks up to the boss with their low damage dex weapon and circle strafes the boss with perfect positioning while whittling away at their health.
>>484320716Hideous manly eyebrows and her skin looks so gross and porous.
>>484321096Because it has the worst scaling of any seal in the game
>>484320901>>484320976so koreans look like that irl?
>>484320964I feel like that means a lot of running away since no iframes means the AOEs are just death. Probably technically amazing but visually boring, I've never heard of those.
You know what?I'm doneI'm tired of flitting around it and playing around and pretending like I'm not just going to do the same thing again.I don't like magic or consumablesIm just gonna pick up a sword and use it
>>484320534Leda is a woman and not a tranny
Stop posting Fate.
>>484320910>the crucible aka the womb of all lifenigga whatthey explicitly talk about the flesh of her priestess/shaman girl village people being good at merging with flesh and use them in rituals, ala the jar rituals
>>484320976Porn model but face is closer to accurate >>484321090Meguca face lmao its cute>>484321192Yes, they call it the plastic surgery gene
>>484321090based. Can't beat the original though.
>>484321158post chin
>>484320910the crucible is an alien now, keep up with the lore
>/erg/ is full of saberfags
>>484317708What ya buyin? Has anyone seen my brothers Moore and Gowry?
>>484320551Man literally went "Miquella is the nicest person I met and it made me shit my pants." Was how I understood him at first and i laughed really hard. Not like I wasn't expecting that from someone with kind in the name in a souls game. Seeing the end results and doing his quest line was great. Easily my favorite souls npc next to leda.
It's so fun how every enemy past a certain point in the game just has infinite poise, staggers you with a whif and will proceed to do a 10 hit combo before you are even allowed to move.
>>484321398It's not gay if it's Saber.
>>484321301Rin > Seiba >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Worms
>>484321449just don't get hit nigga
Curse you BANE! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true agent of the agency! And I, CIA! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, BIG GUY.. But I will riddle with holes your MASK! With a hail of PLANES! With every last drop of my being!
>>484321398>scratch a leda/rannifag, get a fatefagonly thing about Leda is that she should have gotten a holy version of carian grandeur
>>484321449I fully staggered every non miniboss enemy with 1 fully charged 2H Colossol weapon all the way up to Radahn's fight. Some stronger mob enemy take 2.
How far would he make it in Elden Ring, /erg/?
>>484321264Yeah and did those jars literally have the Elden Ring inside them? No, they didn't. The crucible is a giant flesh mountain where all life was blended together, and Marika would have had to destroy it to retrieve the Elden Ring, and that so happened to be located on the tower of divinity (hence the name).>Talisman of all crucibles: A giant mass of intermingling Crucible attributes. Reduces damage taken from critical hits and head shots and improves the effectiveness of rolling and backstepping, but also increases damage taken at all times. Rumored to have sprouted upon giants and is known as the "mother of Crucibles" in ancient tower lore.
>>484321215>it was all just some childhood "promise to marry me when we are older" trope>Miquella is the yandere that snaps when the guy says "wait were were kids, you didn't really mean that right?" and gets rapedI fapped to this same doujinshi a couple weeks ago
>>484321449>fire knight>5 attack combo>2 fire ball tracking spells>if you get close, you get hit by his fire spell which deals 2/4 of your health bar I switch to STR because of shit like this. Those fags might not be hard as the crucible, but it's fucking aids to fight them.
>>484321398well they put her in the dlc so... (illya and berserker too but that's less obvious) >>484321496Ojou >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PLEASE BUFF THE BEAR ROAR PLEASE BUFF THE BEAR ROAR PLEASE BUFF THE BEAR ROAR PLEASE BUFF THE BEAR ROAR
>>484321627>has access to every sword in the game at +9/+24>but doesn't have the stat requirement to use any of themlol
i wanna keep playing but i have to go wagecuck tomorrow
Fuck it, I'm making an int/arc build
>>484320534This almost looks like a FROM face.
>>484321381Only to the extent that the Elden Beast is an ayylmao and thus so to is any construct made from it like the Erdtree in the modern era, or the Crucible in the one before it
Name our pagan folk black metal band.
>NTR and gachaslop
>>484321810>STORMCALLERThe name is right there anon.
>>484321496Acceptable, even if incorrect.>>484321698I made a SEKAI DE ICHIBAN TSUYOI DAKARA reference a few days ago, but nobody got it...
>>484321757if at least the eyes were covered i could see it
Post something from the real world that reminds you of Elden Ring or Souls works.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_rot
>>484320976This looks EXACTLY like that porn marika face wise. Why do they give them all the same face
>>484321810I thought your character was wearing sunglasses for a second.
>>484318682rellana should have more muscle since she's not a complete nerd and actually does physical work
>>484321627I actually roleplay the inventory system as Unlimited Blade Work. It's lore accurate that the Tarnished can only do a shittier version of the attack too and the Tarnished can pull weapons out of his ass.
>>484320976BASED RyanReos enjoyer. His 3D models are top tier. And his Marika is what Marika should have looked like ingame. If only Leda looked like this.
I hate endgame loot, especially if it's cool and not overpowered. I would love to be able to build a character around some of it without having nothing left to do by the time I acquire it
I don't think I'm good enough to beat the DLC with dryleaf arts.I must be doing something wrong because these things do no damage outside of palm blast.Still a lot of fun to punch and kick gods to death.
>>484321398>>484321486>upset that /alter/ is dumping their reaction images>posts one as well>forget that Memelin gave Seiba a dickkek>>484321627Janitor Redman is basically already the tarnished, he would become Elden Lord.>tfw the Counter Force are invaders>Counter Force Redman is the evil invading redmanbad correcting skillets from beating the game
>>484321940don't look up chalkbrood disease but everytime I see those bugs in the dlc It just reminds me of that
Hey, Melina fans.Fromsoft removed the line about Messmer like his sister seeing a vision of fire.Now it just says>"Messmer, too, bore a vision of fire"opposed to>"Messmer, much like his younger sister, bore a vision of fire"Fromsoft REALLY hates Melina and clear lore.
>>484322002sameface is never top tier
>>484321785no the DLC literally implies an entire family of crucible ayylmaos.
>>484321570Anon most marikaposters are rannifags. Don't tell anyone though.
>>484321627I mean, his bow is in the game, it just sucks.>>484321719>every time he uses an AoW, his sword breaks
>Miquella's great rune breaks>All the mind controlled npcs are freedWe're told that the great runes enhanced the strength of the demigods who wielded them, I guess Miquella's great rune enhanced his mind control to be long range when before the great rune he had to touch someone?Would explain why he could MC Mohg across the continent and why he doesn't just MC the Tarnished but does do it if Radahn grabs you and gives Miquella time to touch you.
>want to get backhand blades right from the start>turns out you have to kill mohg to get them>farm the fucking bird until ~80-ish lvl>after many tears and sweat mohg is kil>get the blades, go back into the main game>nobody can't kill me and i beat every boss <10 attemptsbros.. i.. o-overfarmed.. my first experience is doomed..
Anyone here doing a holy man run? Like only using Light/Holy aesthetic stuff. No heretical dragon/fire/black crap.I'm currently using the Cipher Pata and Angel Scythe. Looking for spells look out for and useful weapons.>>484321890>Loves swords and cookingIsn't that just Shirou? I thought Artoria was coupled with Shirou anyway.
>>484322104none of this lore makes snese
Does anyone have a guide on how to dodge Radahn's shit? And don't just say "you can't"I generally understand phase 1 aside from the bullshit triple slash but getting hit just that once isn't a big dealBut the afterimage shit in phase 2 makes no sense to me and if he rollcatches you bad you're fucked by some of the combos
>>484321496>a shit ton of the threads got ruined by one fucking worm schizo/erg/ shitposters got nothing on this guy
>>484322104Another case of Fromsoft hating clear cut lore so they axe it.
>>484316115what am i looking at here
>>484322219You could use Halo Scythe for the holy rings.GOOD fucking luck grinding for it though lmao
>>484321506>JUST DON'T GET HI
I sure do love playing games where not only may the real meaning be mistranslated but it could also end up as cut content but is still somehow canon.
>>484321570Sauce please
Milady or Claymore?
>>484321627To the Tree Sentinel. Then job.
>>484322104>changing lore on the flyImagine taking the lore of these games seriously.They have always admitted to changing things all the way up to the last second before release.And now they're literally changing things after release.Messmer went from being siblings with Melina to having no relationship with her at all. All the artists who have been making these Messmer-Melina brother and sister pictures have been retconned into making fanfiction.
>>484317708I mean, I suppose.
>>484322159Checks out. I'm a Rannifag, but sometimes I Miquellapost. They're pretty similar characters anywayNot one of the gay Miquella posters though.
>>484322219That specific Artoria was supposed to be for the self insert of FGO kek
>>484318265>40/40 splitbwo you should have been 27/40 to be a true quality build
>>484322462Nta but huh? Why? Wouldt you want both?
>>484322147Where? The Crucible is literally just the prototype Erdtree, the vessel for the ER before Marika seized control.
>>484322185I think it's also related to the creation of Unalloyed Gold, if you extend the ability to resist charms granted by the broken rune to being able to resist all outside influence.
>>484314419I'm apologizing to the leaker niggas for calling Prime Radahn fake
>>484322104The new sentence doesn't even make sense.>Messmer, too, bore a vision of fire>too>tooSo who else bore a vision of fire?
>>484322216Use a weaker weapon until the game starts to get harder again.
>>484322104>>484322234>>484322283>>484322418Can anyone verify this? When did they update the game? I checked yesterday and the description was the same. Were any other descriptions changed
>>484322104If this is true then it might be the last straw for me. The line doesn't even make any fucking sense without specifying who "too" is referring to, there's no reason to write it the way it is now. What the fuck.
>>484322219>I thought Artoria was coupled with Shirou anyway.Nasu and Takeuchi got the bright idea of creating a Saber clone just for the Gacha MC. Except the fuckers aren't decisive about it, so this leads faggots arguing about whether not this saber clone is for (you) or not.
>>484314927What does this have to do with a baby?Other animals have spines and it mentions a man.What fucking baby is going to be blessed with the frenzied flame?
>>484322371Nasu like lot of nips got cuck fetish
>>484322219That Artoria is unironically a different instance of Artoria that never became king of england because the fairies of Avalon allowed England and the entire world to be destroyed by Ayylmaos from Fate Extella by not forging proto excalibur to nuke it.And an even DIFFERENT DIFFERENT instance of Artoria came before that one and got mind broken by said faries who survived the end of the world and she killed them all and became Morgan
What builds are in /erg/'s hall of fame?
>>484322219Not to get too autistic about gachalore, but she's basically a completely different character from normal Saber with a completely different origin and history, she just has her name and face.
>>48432251450% str bonus from two-handing bwoall the ds3chads know about the 27/40 rule
>>484322283They know that clear-cut lore generates much less discussion than vague and deliberately ambiguous lore.
>>484322420I always think this is Snape from the thumbnail.
>>484322560The prophet starting class did iirc, which is why they're exiled and blind.
>>484322336I ain't grinding shit. Not now not ever.Games are meant to be fun, not chores.Also I think the only difference is the AoW? IDRC>>484322681>>484322641idc about gacha or their stories. Slot machine garbage with shit plot taking up space in Comiket.
I'm at hour 103 and level 98 of my even leveling run.Every stat is 22 or 21. I'm at Morgott. He's pretty tough tbqh.
>>484322523Good point, hadn't thought of that
Yo this pvp is BUSSIN frfrong>>484301315>>484301790
>>484322831Ahaha, now I can't unsee it, thanks.
>>484322420One of my favorite female tarnished
>>484314596>fucked to death by a Goddessdeal
Is the dragon priestess ash worth using if you're not doing a lighting build?
>>484322570Yeah stopped playing about 3 hours ago and beat mesimer around 3.5 hours ago and read the description. It still said sister.
>>484322216>farm the fucking bird until ~80-ish lvlWhat's this?
>>484322865Then why ask?>>484322804Gotta appeal to the lowest common denominator among gacha consumers, which has for some reason become cucks.
>>484322656
>>484322420You got a side profile picture? I want to see. One thing I've always noticed about character creation in these games is that even if they look amazing from the front, it's always possible they look like mongoloids from the side.
Post your tarnished's lore. I want to cringe.
>>484322519the talisman of all-crucibles my man.
>>484323059Dragon priestess ash isn't worth using at all.
>>484318265>>48432270340 isn't the softcap for STR/DEX in Elden Ring. 55 and 80 are, or 37 or 54 for STR two handed. Another difference from Dark Souls 3 is that Quality is pretty bad compared to Sharp or Heavy outside of uninfusable weapons with B or C scaling in both. I'm not sure I can recommend it unless you really like the Ghiza wheel.
>>484322570I opened the game to check but forgot that it isn't in my inventory after burning the tree.
>>484323131why not?
>>484322987Imagine the claps and plapsHoly shit I'd brave the entire Lands Between for it
>>484323074>people bitched about this build>unironically what most people use in pvp anyways
>>484322987>>484314596>>484314779>>484314809holy shit thank you so much for sharing guys I really needed to know about the sexual proclivities of 30 year old terminally online goonersWhy don't you faggots try discussing Elden Ring next instead of telling other men what you like to jerk off to?
If anyone wants more for lore changes they also changed rellana having a crush on messmer and descriptions about the shamans to make marika less sympathetic and more evil and like the shamans wanted to be potted and marika ruined it they actively don't want you to enjoy the lore
>>484322656what were the most interesting 2023 fc goer builds
>>484323095Hang on, let me start up the game and go take one.
I'm tired of retards refusing to level past 125-150 and complaining about shit.How can you not notice dlc bosses dropping enough runes to level up multiple times and all the dlc weapons being 3+ stats
>>484322159Rannifag here, can confirm.>>484322424Wanting to fuck his bussy doesn't make you gay.
>>484322943that shit still works?>file last modified April 01 2022
>>484323138Thank. I am gonna respec.I try it out because I want to test Dragon katana build
>>484322865>demand explaination>get madwhy ask nigga?Even then, they were being a bunch of schizos anyway
>>484317708Eventually I want to use the Iron Rivet chestpiece with the Verdigris gauntlets and legs.
>>484323103She's a Cleanrot Knight searching for and in love with Malenia. That's it. That's her lore
Is there any strength throwing weapons like javelins? Did the DLC add anything? I dont wanna keep getting Kukris
>>484322804Look at doujin sites, be it panda or the nhentai one, look for fate grand order. You will see hundreds of NTR doujins of a certain femboy fucking the self insert servants. That's FGO fans. They want to get cucked. Melusinefags are probably the most cucked of them
>>484323278I still have Rellana "chasing after" Messmer
>>484323314That's a block. Speaking of why do people get so mad you can literally ban people from your matchmaking playlist?
Can you get the sword of light before fighting any bosses in the DLC?
>>484323359The Dragon Katana is another weapon best used on a quality build. I'd recommend the infusable one on pure DEX or STR, but if you really like the unique ash of war on it keep going quality.
Does Freya drop her gear if I murder her at the beginning?
>>484323095>>484323289Hair kind of gets in the way a bit, but eh.
did marika love messmer
>>484320914They werent loyal enough, major risk to Miquella's safety. It was inevitable. It couldn't be helped.
>>484323074>Vigorlet>Summons (plural)>Low faith, meaning no buffs>Two equipped shields>Moonveil>Radagon's SoresealNo wonder spellcasters get rekt. Absolute dogshit build.
>>484323560lol. lmao even.
>>484322420>>484323560HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA H-HEYYYYYY
>>484323107>[crucible armor] Holds the power of the crucible of life, the primordial form of the Erdtree. Strengthens Aspects of the Crucible incantations. The game couldn't be more clear. All the new talisman is doing is talking about the crucible equivalent of Minor Erdtrees.
can someone help me?i got 41 vigor, 47 dex and 31 arcane. on what skill should i focus on rn if im using a bleed affinity weapon?
Brainless spammerbros... it's not over after all. Well it is kinda over I had to use a shield.
>>484323074It has to be a troll. I don't play Diablo but I thought I heard he shared his Diablo build and it was dogshit as well. Why two medium shields ever.
>after you defeat Radahn you can't walk into the god gate thing because the stairs are destroyedway to cuck the player you fucks
Post your weapon fu
>>484322354>376Anon that host is wearing talismans that reduce his max hp while also having the minimum amount of vigor for this class.
>>484319852this is the review bombed dlc that is too hard btw
>>484323232>fatrolling>2 shields>2 swords in the same hand>30 vig>three (3) spirit summons???
>>484323657wdym skill? like ash on war on your weapon? what kind of weapon are you using?
>>484323340It quite literally does, but it's a moot point since I don't. I like Miquella as a character, but Ranni is my wife.
>>484323535The only people who get mad about blocking people from matchmaking are Chinese and favela-monkeys. Who cares? I block anyone who has even the slightest lag when I play against them. Why would I willingly play with or against people who lag? It's the current year. Get a proper connection, cunts.
>>484322570>>484323063For what it's worth the wiki is using the updated description, no mention of a sisterhttps://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Messmer's+Kindling
>>484323552I am getting bored of the great katana desu.I want to bonk thing and the black hammer seems fun.
>>484323560Yeah, as I thought. Not shitting on you, but that's just the nature of From's character creator.
>>484315660i like miquella being a bully
>>484323560And straight on too, because why not.>>484323630Quite. Profiles are notoriously hard to get right in this character creator.
I never finished the base game. Should I start a new game for the dlc?
Is Flame Skewer upgraded GiantHunt or does it do lower stance damage?
>>484319196what a faget lol
>>484323629soreseal is good for someone with vig that low albeit. the hp he gains from it is worth more than the damage penalty>>484323690why are you surprised that an south african ketamine addicted old man is bad at videogames
>>484323782lmao what the fuck did i sayi meant attribute
Where's the ending where we use the ER to make Marikas tits twice as big as her head?
>>484323551Yes but you have to do things in an odd order and go through side entrances and hidden jump pads and you will break all the npc quests
>>484323672>Used a shieldYou didn't beat the game and I think you know it.
>>484323921No, you have to get pretty far in to play it
Gaius isn't so bad if done right. Just use fast weapons like straight swords.
>>484323934it certainly feels like it has lower stance damage, but it has infinitely more style
>>484323990It's okay I'll beat him no shield once he gets nerfed
>>484323976>break all the npc questsDamn. Thanks for the heads up.
>>484323723Fallingstar Beast Jaw
>>484319435MADE for post-battle coitus
>>484323234I wonder why the new generation is so scared of sex. Is it a consequence of being raised on youtubers who self censor to keep their channels monetised?
What weapon feels most sensual?Please reply seriously, it's important
Are these people serious? Eternal sleep actually works on Godskin Nobles and causes them to sleep at least long enough that you can kill them with a RL1 character?
>>484323938>Increases damage taken by 15%Already being at low Vigor you want to make sure you get absolutely shit on. Why?
>>484322589In all honesty there's only one other person in the game that shares his vision of burning the erdtree and being used as kindling. Not counting both having weird eyes, and melina also has the erdtree incantation that Marika has. It's just from not wanting to actually give info away and want to be more secretive about shit if they do an elden ring 2 or something.Regardless there's plenty of other things in game that links to them as siblings.
>>484324041I didn't have that much trouble with him just using a great shield + black steel greathammer. His attacks are easy to get deflections on with the tear due to being so predictable and straight-forward.
>>484324132>Using the finger bonkBased, or cringe?
>>484324135>why aren't these kids porn addicts like I am
>>484324138Finger, but whole.
>>484323828>get extremely jealous >lose your body for her which means that you must rely on her for the rest of your life due puppet body>go through the entire route thinking that you deserve to die>This is considered the ideal life according to NasuI don't even think Miyazaki like this type of shit.
>>484324075I suppose you could ask someone to give it to you after duping it.
>>484321398My heart belongs to Jeanne
>>484324202because it increases your hp by more than 15% when your vigor is so low
>>484319793she's not frumpy
>>484324070He already got nerfed - twice. Once prior to release (testers had a vastly different version) and again in patch 1.12.2.Furthermore they increased the ramp up of the Scadutree Fragments, meaning that it's a passive nerf to the fight as well.
>>484323103Not much lore there. My character is a squire, because he looks like one.
>>484323723Milady sucks on bosses but I loved using it against mobs and npcs
>>484324330
>>484324330honestly her face is fineits the gigachad neck that rivals radahn's biceps that throws it off
>>484323650>mother of fingers>mother of crucibles>mother of truthcontext clues my man. context clues.don't you forget that the erdtree is itself essentially an ayylmao via elden beast, and the DLC ties the birth of the erdtree to metyr.
>>484324357patch 1.12.2 did nothing to enemies
>>484324247>porn addictsThey exist in great number on this website but those anons are having a normal discussion. You are irregular.
>>484319435i was charmed by her murder spree
>>484324357I'm at skibidi 18 so that's basically equivalent to 20 pre nerf. Either way they better nerf him again.
>>484324132Imagine bringing Marika with you and she tells Miquella to go to his room
>>484324386Should be 6 moonlight great swords
>>484323796it sounds like you hate poor people
>saar muh dicc jeetuhNice discussion, eldenbabs
>>484324540God look at her lifeless eyes with the blood on her face. My wife.
>>484323103prisoner that was an otome isekai villainess
>>484323059>>484323206NTA but some of the new ashes seem to be bugged. Having low health and doing basically no damage regardless of level or RSA upgrades.
>>484323103She was a third daughter of a minor noble who was put into a nunnery because they had no use for her to marry her off. Then she died of plague, and was eventually raised by grace for reasons unknown. She has issues with organised religion. Like, a lot.
>>484323706it's not hard to get up there>>484323846at least we know it's getting somewhat better every game, although ds3's was a step down from bloodborne's so who knows
>>484324516Your view is skewed and your brain is rottedIt's sad that you don't even see it
>>484324132This except Ranni is facing the other way.
>>484323917Can you share your sliders?
ive been trying to follow the wiki to get this fucking hammer spell for the last like hour, what the fuck do i gotta do to get it. fresh out of rodrick if it means anything
>explore the map>acquire skibidis>every boss besides gaydahn becomes trivialthis shit is so ass, I guess you need some sort of fucking guide telling you the appropriate skibidi level for each boss to have an enjoyable experience in the dlc because of this dogshit mechanic
>>484324132
>>484324871hammer spell?
>>484324881just use a worse weapon
>steamrolled base game with sorcerer>surely I'll be able to do the same in the DLC!
This fanbase is fucked.
>>484319435She is like a version of my wife that I can murder without any regrets. It's great.
I don't think I've ever collected every cracked and ritual pot on a single character. Why didn't they add a surplus of these things and have the rest disappear when you have the maximum amount?
>>484325018Radahn sucks, they made him lame and gay.
>All these people infatuated with the NPCsShit. I skipped almost every dialogue trying to beat as quick as possible. Oh well time for ng+
you DID save moore, right?
>>484325007From usually ramps up magic resistance in their DLCs.
>>484324804Wrong. There's a reason why your generation is cripplingly single and sexless.
>>484324779I smell a fedora beth her creation.
I am level 150 right now, with a heavy claymore. For NG+ I want to level to level 175 or 200. With these current starts, what will be best for me to level up more? Strength and vigor are not a good option anymore? Or is it still worth putting more points into these? I will be using the same claymore, so stats like faith, mind etc. are not needed for me.
>>484325142he needed to die his armor is too sick
>>484325142nah i had no way of knowing the right way to do this shit so i told him to not be depressed and he fucked off until right before radahn and i had to kill himhate fromsoft quests
>>484319435I didn't like her at first but then the miquella's faggot charm broke and I truly saw her for the murdercutie she was all along.I love her so much.
>>484325146Am I fucked?
>>484317694>a simple peasant living far away>descendant of the OG tarnishes>have a normal family with wife and kids>the shattering happened>the world gone to hell, family dead>become unreasonably mad at Marika for causing it>travel to TLB for revenge>still remember that life was pretty good under the Golden Order>want to bring back the glory days but also want to give Marika what she deserves>died along the way>revived and resumed the revenge quest while also trying to fix the world
>>484325054I could barely be arsed to collect all the Scadutree fragments. I don't know if I have the patience to get all of the pots. I have most of them and that's good enough for me.
>>484325007Slicer, Night Comet and Loretta were honestly the only spells that got me through the DLC. Everything else ended up being a waste of space when cycling spells.
little rascals
>>484324841Last time I did that, grass copied them exactly and went on a spree of being the most awful, unfun invader he could possibly be with my then-face and then unfunnily avatarposting in the thread with it. I'd honestly rather not. Sorry.
Are Selvius' dolls aware?
So can we talk about this? They PURPOSEFULLY CUT OUT TROM THE RELEASE lore potentially mentioning melina. Why? No seriously, why? Every female character gets ignored or shat on by the dlc besides marika or ranni. Why? I'm genuinely convinced at this point that they just do NOT want us liking any other female besides "our two wife options". TANITH AND FUCKING MOONGRUM GOT MORE LORE THAN MELINA IN THIS DLC WHY SHES THE FIRST GIRL YOU MEET WHY WHY YOU CAN SAY IM A MELINAFAG HAVING A MELTDOWN I AM I REALLY AM WHY DO THEY HATE MELINAAAAAA
>>484325142I caved his skull in during the battle royale. At least he's not depressed anymore.
>>484319435I thought she was very cute in the promotional pictures and knew she'd be my favorite girl. Turns out I still liked her in the end and gave her a fair duel by the end of the dlc. Very cute design. I fucking hate FGO btw, dog shit game I'd rather play the shitty 2hu clone instead. Even Saber never did anything to me but Leda does a lot for my dick.
>>484325363What about Abdula's Greatsword? I always felt it OP
>>484325148First of all, I'm not a zoomer, and second of all, that's good, in an ideal world no one would ever do that sort of thing
>>484325142This faggot was a doomer some point or something. I found him dead next to a bug rot enemy
>>484325363I think normal comet might be better because I can't recall any of the bosses doing the whole input reading dodge thing.
>>484325204Nah, she's just trying to be proactive about ending the Golden Order while using their own tools against them.
>>484325007>spiral>AMB>full moon>generic comet of your choice As long as you bring that stuff you're covered
>>484325402Smellina
Post your fuckable tarnish.
Am I misremembering or is it somewhere stated Marika planted the Erdtree on the Crucible?
>>484320582Yes. Waifufags would feel like they got NTR'd, they're mentally ill like that.
>>484325452NTA, but I found it useful.
>>484323278>>484325402Lore changes do not mattert. still believes that Latenna was gifted to Miquella by Radagon
>>484324504rot is part of the golden orderthe DLC calls rot a "twisted divine element"metyr is shaped like a scorpion, complete with a tail and two little fingers for mouth partsranni's finger is inexplicably surrounded by rot and fungi.
>>484320582Fem Mohg got me acting up fr fr.
>>484324135Constant pornspam annoys people
>>484323826The description has not changed.https://x.com/mr_larry_norkk/status/1807975157132095855
>>484325402Yes, that's the key message of elden ring, marry and reproduce. You can't marry melina so she doesn't matter.
>>484325531You do remember that enemies dodge spells right? They can't dodge invisible sorceries, and off handing the Staff of Loss gives you the 30% Night Sorcery Buff even when you cast from Lusat's, stacking your damage.>>484325452It's ok, but I was using it less and less as the DLC progressed because Night Comet was outdamaging everything I had, and only switched to Bow when something was way too out of reach for Comet that I wanted gone.
>>484325667the crucible is the primordial form of the erdtree, it isn't stated particularly why it eventually became the erdtree
>>484324318At 26 Vigor that means 833 HP. With Radagon's Soreseal giving an additional 5 Vigor for a total of 31 that means 1,037 HP. Those 5 points equate to a 24.5% increase in health, however - with the 15% additional damage taken you need to take into account the damage other players will do against you.To illustrate that I will use numbers based on the most probably invasion bracket for PvP (100-142 as invader, 83-123 as being invaded by) at +8 Somber upgrade. Unless I'm mistaken that means about upgrade 20 on regular weapons.Assuming the most accessible weapon for power stance is being used, two Short Spears (easily farmed - even at early levels) at level 20 with 350 attack power each (not accounting for affinities, status buildup, charged attacks or follow-up attacks) means a total of 700 AP before the enemy player's talismans, equipment and buffs come into the calculation.Against you, a player with already low HP, Radagon's Soreseal brings that damage up to 805 AP. With bleed procs or any other type of status on top of that you will EASILY be rekt in at most two hits.You're at Heavy Load meaning fat rolls, so you have no real chance to escape an opponent that's chasing you. In short; you would get fucked hard and there is nothing you can do to survive. Vigorlets deserve to die.
>>484325909its the scadutree anon
>>484325883gooning
>>484321940Kinda obvious
>>484324196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g7q7gTnAHg
>>484325883I would murder every god for this.
>>484325215Would it be better for me to level up something else (like dexterity or something) any way? For the damage reductions?
>>484325146You're ok. Even Rellana the magic using boss does not have high magic resistance.Good luck getting casts off however if you're not using summons. It's possible but you need to pick your moment.
>>484324616Not at all. I just don't want to deal with them. Let poor "people" play with other poor "people" and let those of us who have money enjoy the game in peace.
What's the lore behind the black ass night kniggas?So they were born underground, are connected to fingers, one of them currently serves Ymir, another one is a puppet and they all love 9 inch nails (the band)The armor set being in Bonny jail seems really random since it's not very dark down thereMaybe that's all there is to it but them having such an out of place design makes me think there should be more to them
Mentally ill Elden Ring fans... home...
>>484315001He was doing that by himself because>All these weak tarnisheds are running around wanting to become my lord and fuck my mom >I am stronger than them>Therefore, no, you are not going to be my lord or fuck my mom
Is there a good list of rare weapon drops with percentages and locations? I think I'm missing a few but most of the sites that come up on a search are clickbait garbage.
>>484325883She's so fucking sexy bros
>>484324516>>484324135>>484323234>>484324745>>484324452>>484324315>>484323828>>484324260>>484324287>>484322987>>484322640>>484322610>>484322371>>484321890>>484321652>>484322159>>484322002>>484320976>>484321268>>484321957>>484320534>>484320839>>484320716>>484321918>>484321698>>484321627>>484321570 (Kill yourself)>>484320582>>484319793>>484319257Elden Ring?
Skele-mogged
>>484324984da gavel
>>484325970As you should. Wipe the slate clean and give her better kids.
>>484325271only if you play DS2 DLC.It's fine in ER DLC, but you probably won't many chances to cast shit with how aggressive bosses are
>>484325215Dump a few points into Faith for a total of 25 and get Golden Vow as part of your buff routine. A few points more into Endurance couldn't hurt so you can wear better armor without fat rolling. Stop at 166-200.
>>484326139Yes, Elden Ring is full of fate references, also Berserk, Saint Saiya, and Devilman!
>>484325563I heard spiral sucks
>>484326224Is 200 the cut-off for multiplayer shit? Or is there another reason? Anyway, thanks for the answer!
>>484326139>he says, while posting amogusman
>>484325909It got fingered. Unironically.
>>484325007Good luck with Radahn even if you use summon.
>>484324582Six cold infused Scavengers. My wife and I shall explain to this brat and his barbarian slave that they are frogs in a well.
>>484325563Whats AMB?
>>484326319Spiral is fantastic on big bosses. Not so much on smaller, more mobile ones.
>>484325402They actually removed it because melina was messmer's OLDER sister, not younger. Melina is the bpd girl who texts her little brother's friends behind his back and occasionally threatens to kill herself and sends you photos of her cut wrists in the middle of your otherwise uneventful and peaceful afternoon with a vague message about how she "hopes you're happy."Elden Ring.
>>484325960Oh ok, so he actually does get back up. Not as busted as I thought. Still, kind of broken for bosses and enemies weak to sleep. I can imagine it would trivialize all the runebears in particular, like that one cave runbear who has a trillion HP and is in a very small room.
>>484326325At 166 you can play with people between 150 and 200, meaning a large pool to invade in. If that's not a factor then you are free to level higher as you see fit.
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>>484326186>>484324871how to get gavel of haima>get the secret second key in raya lucaria, there's pics of the route here https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Academy+Glintstone+Key>give key to thops>get gesture>use gesture at the "erudition" wizard tower
>>484326445LOL he can't even get one second to cast a spell
>>484326521Here you go buddy here's where you can get morehttps://www.google.com
>>484326514Yeah, non-boss enemies don't get back up though.
>>484326445I learned this when I fought Messmer on day 1 of the DLC. You will only get a few seconds to cast - if that. That excludes most spellcasts of worth, so plan accordingly. Quick attacks > all.
what weapon is a good candidate for use with bloodflame blade?
>>484326676fistsclawsbackhand blades
>>484326450adulla's moonblade>>484325917>viglets deserve to dieobviouslybut a non retarded build that had 31 vig because it was new and low level (not level 100+ and just never bothered to level it) would actually want to use the soreseal
So anons, what weapons are you having the most FUN with? Playing exclusively meta is for losers. For me;>Anvil Hammer - probably pretty meta. The ash obliterates everything, we're talking 2 hits from it staggering any boss. Loads of fun to bonk with. >Bear claws. Take some time to get used to, but actually quite good. Running r2 does a ton of damage on it's own and combos very well into standard r1 and r2. Ash requires some space but does big fuck you damage as well.>Sunflower. This thing is goofy as fuck, but again, vs enemies weak to holy the ash absolutely destroys and has tons of hyper armor to boot >Obligatory damnation GS with nanaya torch. This is way too fun to invade with. Madness on multiple enemies makes people panic and scatter, as does just generally activating it. Landing golden crux makes people shit themselves. Really feels like a badass invader weapon.
>>484326445Wasn't this the leaked pre-release footage? God. Everyone here was calling it fake and modded.
what is the ideal level you need to be to hit your soft caps for each class/stat build?
>>484326445>Panic rolling like a retard>Panic rolling BACKWARDS, leading him right into the laser beams and clones.
>>484326445moonlight great sword is one of the best weapons in the game. you guys are fine.
>>484326767No, the leak footage has Radahn acting like a retard which causes a lot of people to joke about how easy it is.
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>>484326529You need to be wearing a glintstone helmet thing too
Is the secret to parrying blocking the first strike then parrying the second?
crazy how it has 5 poise also wtf why +1 arc
>>484326727>backhand bladesooocan the curseblade's cirque be buffed with bloodflame blade?
>>484326742You should aim for the softcaps for most stats regardless of build.For Vigor that's 40, 60 and 80, where the benefit dramatically drops off.If the argument is that Radagon's Soreseal helps with other stats I'd counter and say that a caster has very little use for strength, dexterity and endurance (which you get minor benefit from).You'd be better off leveling Vigor to at least 40 (and I still think that's too low) and equipping the Stargazer Heirloom instead.
>>484326970Because Mickey became an outer god and they get arc
>>484326974No. It has innate bleed, that's all you get.
What's the best 100% checklist you've seen, on Google Sheets or otherwise?
>>484327064oh
>>484326634I learn this during my fight with Rellana.Tried to charge a black flame during her opening, but it was too slow which led to her dodging it. I mean there are openings, but it is way less than main game bosses plus it's not fun.
>>484327104>but bloodhound fang can be buffedfucking WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>>484325917>You'rethat screenshot is Elon Musk's
>>484327128I swear I saw a mod that added one in game, can't find it
>>484327057>You should aim for the softcaps for most stats regardless of build.i never disagreed with this manI just said soreseal is good when your vig is still low because you haven't reached them yet
>>484327212Ah, I see. Well, brilliant as that man is in matters of finance and technology, he knows nothing about Elden Ring :D
>>484324041Gaius isn't super hard the problem is his hit boxes and his ai.He will sometimes start a charge when you are close to him and you just get fucked.Also why even have you be able to use torrent when he can easy one shot him with any attack?Feels like he should be horseless and the sunflower should have access to the horse.I don't envy anyone who fought the sunflower who wasn't able to just throw a fireball at his face
>>484326319spiral fucking deletes anything bigger than torrent from the game. Every dragon, every troll, every giant, anything big just dies.
what's the difference between sleep and eternal sleep in pvp?
>>484327243that wouldn't help me on PS5I'm seeing if one of the reddit ones has been updated for the DLC
AHAHAHAHA BASED MIMIC CLUTCHED IT OUTI regret wasting time on this boss, I'll probably just skip it in future runs.
>>484327302>I don't envy anyone who fought the sunflower who wasn't able to just throw a fireball at his faceI was using flame strike, and it missed the head several times. It is easily one of the most infuriating shit ever.
>>484316293>See Marika is a fatty>Run down to the sewers>Embrace the three fingers>Get Frenzied Flame ending
>>484327265Fair enough. I am just saying that at level 111 you should not need the soreseal anymore.
>>484327390good job cutie
>>484326676great stars
>>484326634That pretty much goes for everything though. Its why everyone is rocking with colossal or great-shields. Either you shieldpoke like a cheesy nigger or just power through everything to knock them over repeatedly. The spells fare just about as well as your average Elite Knight Quality with Le Epic Claymore will, which is a whopping one attack per 5-6 chains.
>>484326970+1 ARC/INT/FTH>no Mindlmao
Why can't I use anything like the summoning things like after enterring Bossy Village?
>>484327390>I'll probably just skip it in future runs.I'm thinking the same, I could just whip out a shield but I'd rather stick to the theme of whatever I'm doing for that run.
>>484327302I ended up just spamming Black Knife at the sunflower, it worked, obviously, but I'm still seething at the ash not counting as a jump
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>>484327484>Bullgoat talisman over DragonshieldYou really need the extra poise with the armor you're wearing?
>>484324075You have to go into the shadow keep to get to it and approaching it causes all the npcs to go to their next phase.Like you can get to the sword by going to the spirit spring at the bottom of the cliff near thoiller by breaking a rock, go to the shadowkeep through the church entrance, and then proceed to go to the store house and then jump down to the normal storehouse area and then work to the walls, and finally the hidden wall and coffin that takes you thereYou do also have to get the recipe for the new fire pot though to actually access the area
>>484326782138 to match with both the 125 retards and the 150 niggers60 VIG, always, best investment of your life.For END it's either no investment if your fashion is already lightweight or 15(best stamina gain) or enough to simply hold all your stuff without fat rolling (or to do light rolls) Do note that it drops off after 25 and it slowly picks up again until 50, after that hard caps so for min-maxing you should keep it under 25.MND 38 min if you are a hard-caster imo to avoid wasting flasks but you can min-max it or turn it into a point dump stat, especially if you plan to be pvp-focused.For the damage stats, 50 for hybrid spreads, 80 for pure, depending on the weapon scaling of the weapon you are a using, hybrid catalysts have 30/45 spreads and it may be uneven for some stats so use a builder to check maximum gains before investment. Also, you can increase STR by 50% by two-handing so if you plan to do that your maximums should actually be 32-33 (for hybrid spread) or 54 (for pure).
>>484327809Going to the shadowkeep breaks nothing. All you need to do is make sure Moore gives you the 6th book before he fucks off and nothing else changes. Thollier won't break anything unless you tell him where St.Trinia is and you can do Hornsent+Leda's quest at literally any time as long as you don't enter Messmer's room.
>one-shot by messemer's spear at 60 vig + erdtree + crimson amber medallionfun!!
>>484327973>the 125 retardsthey are the least fun people to pvp with thoughlike it's clear which bracket I invade into because 125s are literally never fun to fight
How did Fromsoft manage to put their best boss ever (Bayle) and their worst boss ever (Radahn 2) into a single DLC?
>>484323616I don't think Marika truly loves anyone
>>484329851She loves how much she hates the hornsent
>>484323616It honestly seems like he's the only one she truly does love.I could also feel like she also hates him at the same time as he knows everything and is also secluded where she started everything.
>>484320072He actually has moves you can't even avoid by rolling and ones where if you dodge one you get hit by the second The boss is retarded
>>484328068If you have 15 you will live
>>484319435no? though i was amused at all of the waifu faggots; they've mostly vanished now.she's>faith mephistopheles
