>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>484452679
>messmers marika statue is holding some mutant fuckThanks anon who brightened this up though it doesn't really... help.
i'm gonna fucking
Ranni the BITCH!
Flails seem like they should do more stagger since they’re a momentum based weapon
Ok this sleep crossbow shotgun is fucking hilarious to invade with.
Kakarot this Radhan nigga is pretty strong
>>484470558Bring some Swift Slash weapon with you as well sister
>>484470609Not even Yamcha-tier.
>>484470472LEYNDELLEYNDELL
>friend starts whining about stuff like thrusting shield lightning axes and other quick annoying weapons>ask him what he's using>bloodfiend arm>he's running endure on itHow fucking bad can people be that they can't win with a weapon that instantly bleeds people?
>>484470550There should have been great flails
>>484470558Unfortunately 3v1 you'll almost never actually get to capitalize off sleeping someone because there's always another nigger with a jumping attack dropping on your head the moment you lock yourself into any animation.
Anyone used the big golem spirit ash? The yoda monkey?
I hope the next Miyazaki game has a cute girl for each of his fetishes, all with long quests that can eventually end in marriage but devoting yourself to one will give a bad end to all the others. They will also be your travel companion and appear at bonfires to talk and give lore dumps, unlocking more dialogues as you journey further with them and advance their storyline. Completing their questline will unlock a dialogue vaguely expressing their love for you, headpat option at bonfires, and the ability to summon them with a handholding prompt when you get close.
Why am I supposed to feel sorry for the Kindred of Rot again? Also shouldn't they be antagonistic to Miquella since he tried to take their mom away from them?
>>484470892yes. also more delayed attacks
There's an Onyx Lord in a crevasse down in one of the caves in the Snowfield that's unique and hostile to invaders. Like it will aggro you as an invader and attack you, and you can lock onto it and kill it for the host.
I hope the next Miyazaki game has difficulty sliders
>>484470892Can I still get an edge lord ending where I choose to be single and destroy the world?
What are the chances of Elden Ring 2?
>>484470923Because they're basically children born into the world by Malenia's rot nuke, and then abandoned. They just want a mother/goddess who loves them and a place where they belong.
I have a question, we know that radahn is wearing the armor he wore when he was younger and the weapons he wore when he was younger. Where'd he get them from in the boss if he discarded them? Do you think he gifted them to miquella and he just kept them or something?
>>48447129899%
>>484471298100%game is their biggest money maker, devs love money
>>484470638I use the sword of night because you can get a true combo after the WA. And it looks way cooler.>>484470769You would be surprised. The amount of times 2 retards have just ran right at me and the shot sleeps both of them is comical.
Predict the gimmick of the next game. The way that delayed attacks were in base ER, and bosses that flail around and never stop attacking are in the DLC.What's the next big thing he plans to use to trip up players?
>>484471342No
>>484471349They're gods and demigods. Shut up.Also why is this picture so funny?
i love messmer i love messmer i love messmer! just ordered a red snake plush toy! and hopefully the collector's figure next when my paycheck hits!
>>484470892>a cute girl for each of his fetishesname each of his fetishes
>>484471487Sad, forever?
>>484471342What's the lore of the pink ones near Romina? Did Romina act as a mother to them?
>>484471419bosses that can feint and cancel their windups
>>484471579They existed before Melenia.
>>484471419We're going back to Sekiro's combat system next, but in a different setting.
>>484471342They existed before her
Ranni>named evil, heartless and the cause of all the suffering>tell Blaidd and Iji that I love themMiquella>named the kindest and most compassionate demigod>Malenia? oh you mean my blade lol, yeah she's cool I guess
>>484471604There is no lore for them. None whatsoever. Genuinely fucking nothing. I don't think Romina is even mentioned outside of her own gear.
is there a way to respawn bosses? i feel like i cheated by stoning rennala to death
I have a confession i like the meme interpretation of miquella who's a genuinely nice guy who's occasionally really creepy it makes him cuter
Worth doing a full INT run? Never done one only mixing int and dex/ strength. Is lasering actually fun? I could finally use the sword ranni keeps giving me
>>484471419every boss will now animation cancel everything instead of randomly
This thing is useless, just don't get grabbed a 2nd time? Why would I waste time using an item like this during THIS boss when I could deal damage or apply a buff? Maybe if the grab put a timer on you, like 30 seconds until doomsday or something, but no. Just don't fall for the obvious grab a second time.
>>484471845Yes. DMGS is one of the best weapons in the game.
>>484471670>>484471743Gowry and now Moore's dialogue makes it clear the Kindred of Rot in Aeonia and the Haligtree as well as the Forager brood are genuine children of Malenia born from her bloom.The ones in the Lake of Rot may be from before Malenia but the rest are not.
>>484471298high, the game sold 25+ million units, the DLC alone sold over 5 mil 3 weeks in>Total worldwide shipments and digital sales for Elden Ring have surpassed 25 million units, publisher Bandai Namco and developer FromSoftware announced.keep in mind the relatively low cost FromSoft has for developing games compared to western devs, they you begin to understand how much of a massive success Elden Ring was
>>484471767Ranni also says she loves you too if you talk to her at the grace right before shadow blaidd
im guessing pot items dont restock in colosseum?why?
>>484471952>>484471369>>484471376So Elden Ring 2 > Dark Souls 4?
>>484471938She birthed new members of an established species. Has nothing to do with the forager brood or the kindred as a whole.
>>484471419They run away when low hp
>>484471349Miquella probably knew where they were and took them for himself for the resurrection process. He wanted specifically to bring back the orignal Radahn and not the one that's rotted away. I also think it's funny that we never see him use any Fire skills despite the redmanes using fire all the time. Then the final boss has one move where he's using fire but it's most likely bloodflame since it is mohgs body still. I wonder more if that's supposed to be mohgs body does that mean that's how he looks likenwithout omen features? I noticed prime radahns gauntlets have what looks like omen horns ok them instead of fur and I wonder if that's intentional on Radahns part or if miquella did that as a slight fuck you to the bloody fingers?
>>484471882The funny thing is that every other fucking grab in this dlc oneshot me, so Miquella's taking 2 made it super forgiving.
>>484471571Feet, dolls, amputation/prosthetics, femboys, giantess, monster-girls of all sorts, probably lots of others but I'm too sleepy to think
>>484472060ds is finished as fuck
Deathbros how hard will the DLC be if I bring my Death Sorc in? Is there anything good to be found for that build?
>>484472020I don't think it's love yet, it's too early. Although it could be the Carian royal women gene that's talking.
>>484471419They'll summon mimics
>>484471938WAIT WAIT if malenia birthed the kindred of rot and the rot sisters through that aeonia...AND when only aeonia'd after stabbing herself and radahn...does that mean technically radahn is the father? Is radahn a deadbeat dad ontop of being a pedatrist
>>484472060there is a bigger chance sony pays them to develop an exclusive game than DaS 4 before Elden Ring 2
>>484471902It exisiting makes me annoyed the Death sorceries also require Faith because the DMGS is the only weapon that fits my Arthas cosplay knockoff character
>>484472081>Has nothing to do with the forager broodHere it is, the fucking boogeyman of /erg/ discussion: the faggot that doesn't play the fucking game but still tries to talk about it.
>>484472349Holy based
>>484472060What can they even do with dark souls 4? Everything got completely fucked in the end and the world's destroyed from to many resets. If anything you cab make the argument the true ending happened where you stopped the cycle but the fire keeper sees the light and here comes elden ring. DS3 ends in the last cycle ending with everything fading to black with the fire keeper mentioning there's still a light and elden rings intro cutscene for every new file is a tiny light in the darkness getting brighter. I'd rather them do an elden ring 2 since there's stoll a good chunk of lore they can do in another game.
>implying a new souls game will NOT feature mimic tearayyy lmao. what will the normies do then
>>484472349Based aesthetic retard.
Would /erg/ like a sibling who's as supportive of your romantic endeavors as malenia was for miquella?
wishes from an arctard that will never happen:>magma wyrm swords is now an arc weapon instead of fth to perfectly fit dragon communion>scarlet aeonia and rotten butterflies are now arc weapons so they match the poison infusion and romina's halberd being an arc weapon
>>484471298i'm sure they're already working on it.
>Euporia requires you to hit the enemy a fuckload of times>Buff only lasts 15 seconds>AoW takes ~5 seconds to fully cast>In a game where bosses have combos that can last 30 seconds and downtimes that last 5 secondsGenuinely what was Miyazaki thinking
>>484472690Elden ring has so many cool weapon ideas and skills that can't be used against bosses.
>>484472089I wondered that as well, but maybe they were part of younger Radahn’s armor given they’re also there when you buy them after the boss fight. I’m still salty that the two different versions of Radahn’s new swords weren’t one weapon where doing the WA plus light or heavy attack changes what ability comes out of it like the fused Twin Princes Sword from DS3
>>484471571>>484472181vorefeetmatriarchysad quiet warrior girls (maria, friede, malenia, etc.)otokonokodollsmaiden/nun type characterslet me know if i missed anything
>>484471767ranni is a manipulative and murdering piece of shit, anon. don't for a second think she's any better than miquella.
>>484472690They put the cut weapon in funny haha get it you saw the datamine right it says abundance haha. They weren't going to put any effort into actually finishing it, though.
The more I think about it, Miquella is a pretty good portrayal of the sin of pride.
>>484472808I don't care, ranni is cuter.
>>484472808None of them are good. They are all demigods, they all inflict suffering. They are curses. The fact the gods are no better than us men is a curse upon the world...May chaos take it, then.
This cannon build is ridiculously funI can only imagine the shock of my hosts seeing itIt's not good at taking aggro but it fucking splats invaders and bosses
>>484472808she's murdering sure but she straight up admits that she did it all when you confront her. there's no manipulation. she's either, serve me or don't, i don't care
>>484471419Spirit ashes make the boss harder.
>>484472060Elden Ring = DS2.2Elden Ring 2 = DS3.2
>>484472349ANKARANIRTHANAGOR post build
Love being at the mercy of chink and favela nigger internet whenever I invade.
>>484473001I disagree, fromsoft won't do that. Because spirit ashes are there excuse to make bosses HARDER. They can make bosses harder than ever before because they expect you to use a spirit summon.
The most cliche DLC weapon+armor combo, but you can't deny its synergy.
>>484472945babby's first anarchy
Who the fuck is meant to use the new Radahn Swords? Quality scaling for the base damage with token int requirement and scaling, and faith for the damned weapon art. What retarded build makes use of this?
>>484473159Mine, I'm max level. The weapons are bad and nearly unusable though so just skip them.
I hope they bring back covenants in whatever game they make next. I miss those things.
>>484471419they can chug and heal
>>484472808>murderergodLOSE jobbed to some bitches, he deserves more blame than ranni
RIP Siegjar of Potarina, even though I don't see why he had to die for this questline but whatever
>>484473494We already have malenia
whats the best new armor set as an altered version
Aside from rolling sparks and thorns, have you guys found anything useful for runs over NG+7? I feel like I haven't found anything better than the base game stuff I was already rocking.Well, aside from the giant fuck-off bleed monster Turkey Leg anyway.
Beat Bayle twice with Igon.Still worse than Midir.
Fire damage chunks PutrescentCon: He moves around a lot so it needs some aim + his fire 2HKOs me
>>484473357Yeah I'm not taking the shit powerstanced colossal sword moveset to NG+3 where I finally get the stats to use them.
>>484473770>NG+3try NG+12
>>484473716Just beat him and move on. It's a terrible fight.
>>484473582Warrior's death anon, what better foe to slay you at the end of your heroic quest than Tarnished Elden Lord who's going to take it all? Plus his spirit will live on through his innards provided you take them to Jar Bairn, life goes on.
>>484472785Yeah it's kinda annoying.Not the fact they're 2 different weapons but more that their boss soul is the only one in the game with essentially 3 items in it.Feel like the dlc should've all had 3 items with them or something.
Drip check
>>484473630The DLC wasn't supposed to make the base game easier.>>484474023nothing changes past NG+7
This is going to sound autistic as shit but the tendrils of the dead internet theory have taken root in the arena, damn you Godwyn
>>484474151Cute flower.
>>484474152>nothing changes past NG+7My will to live decreases each time, retard
>>484474182Shut up, Rennala. No one cares that your ginger hunk left you.
>>484470296>can recolor the eyepatch/blindfold you can give your character>can't recolor the rags they wear when no armor is equipped
>>484474232Thanks my wife gave it to me
Death's Poker or Helphen's Steeple
>>484474152I don't care what it was or was not supposed to do, I'm just asking if anyone here has found something better than, or at least comparable to what we already have for those higher level playthroughs.
>>484473630impenetrable thorns spellbayle incantspest thread spears incantlight of miquella for things that aren't holy resistantbest strategy for bosses at a NG+ level that high is still black blade + blackflame spam
>>484474182>he came inside me and then immediately left my placewow what a jerk
>>484472226There's three new death spells, one of which comes from a remembrance.
>>484471419Lies of piss system where they start regenerating health if a crit isn't applied so you have to keep aggression. Countering and deflecting is a vase game function and becomes important for the main game bosses. Keep that summons inflate bosses HP hut maybe add like 2 or 3 moves to a boss that acts as a party wide nuke to keep people on their toes. Have one boss if they hit a spirit summon then they become hostile to you so you should retreat them half way through the fight.
>>484474424>best strategy for bosses at a NG+ level that high is still black blade + blackflame spamErm... what the sigma? it's Bleed spam, idiot
gonna kiss Malenia on the cheek and nose
>>484474227can you get better fashion please
Am I allowed to summon those little guys?
>>484473001lol
>>484474518have fun with your hep-c friend
>>484474574Why would you not be allowed?
>>484474568HYEHYUEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYEHYE
>>484472808She's a lot better than "Age of Compassion after I threw away my ability to love" Miquella
>>484474627I want to beat the game like a true gamerIn truth, I don't want the NPC to play the game for me
>>484474574They're the only summon you're allowed to use from now on.
>>484474643This is horrific, but thank you anyway
>>484474697They really aren't, they're rats. They help, but that's it.
>>484474574ogey
>>484473140I wanna burn the world but torrent would be sad ):
So... CAN you kill them?
>>484474574https://youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8
>>484474813yeah
>>484474813yeah just parry them
>>484474813is there no reward for killing them besides the exultation and a crafting material? was hoping that killing all 6 would unlock torrent but to nobody's surprise it doesn't.
DLC 2 or Elden Ring 2 needs to bring back Gravelording
>>484474954The exultation is the only good reward
>get into a duel>opponent almost dies>I die>he points down multiple times and tosses rot potsWhat
>>484471419intentional bad camera perspective to increase difficulty.
>>484474706>>484474773>>484474774>>484474829Cool, I'll see if even one of them can make it through the fight
The Hunters are not sending their best.
>>484470558What's the best grace to farm materials for sleep bolts?
>>484474959They've confirmed there will not be another dlc
Fastest way to get to the DLC after going to NG+? Just kill the dude in the Altus plateau and do Varre's quest? I really don't want my character to have bloodshot eyes, even if my character wears a helmet almost all the time.
Needle Knight Leda's wet dream
Bayle the Dread.HOLY FUCK I CLAPPED. Probably my favorite Elden Ring boss now
>>484475197Mohg and Radahn are the only requirementsGoing to Altus will start the Festival with or without Ranni's quest so just beeline the invade for Varre's questidk if you have to do Godrick for that though
>>484475116Imagine being a blue cuckLike hostoids need any more help against invaders
>>484474697just don't use OP summon then.Most summons will get easily killed by bosses.
>>484475116How come sometimes that throw does 60% of my health and sometimes it does 90 dmg
>>484475207Miquella is a twink faggot and I hate him, St. Trina is my wife.
>>484475105He said 'new' gimmick, anon, not the same one in half the DLC fights.
>>484475049I do just in case the dude im fighting goes on 4chan and makes this exact post
Why exactly is Rellana thirsty for Messmer? Is there any hint of Messmer even really interacting with the Carians at all? Like how did they even come into contact
>>484475197You can deactivate the blood eyes, or any type of special eyes in the character menu in the eye section after you've acquired them
>>484475398Yes I'm right here. Sorry to startle you.
>>484475341Based Thiollier
Marika...
>>484475560Worst mom
>>484475474Commander gayass' description says he was friends with Messmer and they were both like older brothers to Radahn, so Radagon had already fucked Rennala and must have had contacts with the Carians
>>484472994Do we know WHY she did it?
>following a guide to do all the NPC quests>reach the end; it's incomplete>rest won't be out 'til wednesday or thursday>nothing to do until thenWell shit
How are you guys finding the Dryleaf weapons? Trying out the footwork, even with rotten, millicent and the kick talisman the damage doesn't seem to be all that great and range is awful, kind of like worse fists. I like how the attack strings look so I'm trying to make it work but I remain unconvinced. Guess it builds up status fast? And the Palm Blast seems to hit pretty hard at least.
>>484475617But best Mommy
Does anyone have that one writefag thing archived?It started with https://archiveofourown.org/works/49017289/chapters/131577178 but they kept going and I don't remember when it was
>>484475658Which ones did you not complete?
>>484475560Best mom. I will protect her smile
KINO
>>484475325To be fair that guy was doing a solo taunter's tongue run; too bad the blues he got were fucking useless (one of them didn't even reach us).>>484475331It has some pretty dramatic damage falloff, even with the Arrow's Reach Talisman. The difference between getting hit full pelt and having it tickle you is like a metre or so, and also obviously depends on whether or not the heavy was charged or if it's just a running attack.
>video of Bayle vs the base game bosses>doesn't adjust health/damageYeah, no fucking shit the boss designed to fight players with twice the damage resistance and twice the damage output can wreck the base game bosses.
what is the best coop cheese build for my stats?
Sorry fellas, I'm joining "this shit is ass and I hope it gets nerfed" crowd, Radhan is one of most tedious, annoying fights in any of these games. It is, in fact, everything unfun about these games put into a single boss. The only thing he's missing is just ganking you which he kind of does with those bullshit teleports
>>484471419>try to think of an answer>it is already implemented in the gameConsidering that greatshield is op, they will probably add attacks that bypass shield like Malenia life steal but for all bosses
>>484475658I used to be a guidefag when I was younger. Glad I grew out of it
what does /erg/ think of this weapon?i want to love because of the unique skill but scythes are so slow...
>>484475914It's fucking Arcane and I hate thatArcane is such an insanely dogshit stat flavorwise
>host has ONE skibidi>rakshasa boss annihilates 70% of our health in a single swing
>>484475843Faith talisman + physick and Impenetrable thorns
>>484475914it's pretty weak among scythes but the weapon art is good
>>484475838>doesn't adjust health/damageWhy would they? Isn’t half the point of the comparison showcasing the differences in health and damage?
>>484475838He got creamed in the Garden of Eyes video because the other thing about Bayle specifically is that he's designed to attack behind him or to the side relative to where the player is even when he's aggroed on someone else which no ther boss in the game does
>>484475914The ash is cool but it just kinda feels like a worse grave scythe imo.
>>484475653Yes.
>>484475653why she killed godwyn? someone must die in soul for her to die in body. as for why godwyn specifically, nothing concrete. my headcanon is that he was the arranged consort for ranni and she didn't like it
>want to make a prelate charge build>can't decide on a fashion, concept/theme or a weapon to use it on>don't want to be lazy and make it some fuckin' tiny prelate or somethingS i g h
>>484475914>spammable iframes like the bloody helice>can spam in whichever direction you want to doshrimple as
Why can't we fuck her before she goes up in flames?
>>484471419>Delayed attacksNot a problem if you have good reflexes, assuming they are regular delayed attacks>fast bossesNot a problem if you have good reflexes and know how to punish bosses, although i agree not every boss should be fastThe biggest problem is actually the AoE attacks or attacks that have awkward hitboxes like showckwaves.These attacks basically force trial and error gameplay. Almost every boss in the DLC has one of these types of attacks. It turns the boss into one that you have to "learn" by dying to the move.
>>484475727https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/466781675/#466808628
>it has become normal to call scadus a shitty gen alpha meme wordholy shit you fags surely come from reddit
this placecan you get to it?
>>484472393>>484472497Outside my pure STR character from my first playthrough and the aforementioned character for my second playthrough all of my other characters are cosplay knockoffs as well>Darth Maul who I then changed into an Crucible Knight because I like the Crucible incants even if they’re subpar>Dagoth-Ur pure Faith build using predominantly fire spells with a dagger to represent Keening (haven’t found an appropriate weapon for Sunder)>DMC5 Nero / FF7 Sephiroth Dex build using the Dismounter with Flaming Strike when playing as the former or Nagakiba with Aspect of the Crucible: Wings on the latter>Slave Knight Gael pre-Ringed City boss fight using Marais Greatsword in main hand in lieu of Executioner Sword. Still haven’t found a shield I like that best matches his one but might take him into the DLC for Messmer’s Greaves which are pretty close to the Slave Knight ones.I don’t know why I exclusively do cosplay knockoffs but I always find doing them fun and like having a specific ‘goal’ (for lack of a better word) to work towards.
>people unironically thinking that the trailer showing Malenia whispering something to Radahn before blooming means it was always planned that she was there to drag Radahn to Miquella's rape dungeonIs this a zoomer thing or do people just not know what the mystery box style of writing is anymore.
>>484476151upvoted this comment
>>484476139thanksfor future reference how do you find this? you can't search text on the archives and it doesn't seem to show up on google
>>484476151stop being so sensitive
>>484475979That incant requires 24 faith to my 15 so I'd need to respec for it but if it's good coop cheese I guess I will. I want to cast Golden Vow anyways.
>>484475996There's no point when the player also has a multiplier. Some of the base-game bosses absolutely would have beaten him if the bosses has a similar scadutree blessing to what the player would have at the point of fighting him.Yes, bayle has more health and does more damage than base game bosses. But you can't face base game bosses with a nearly 2x multiplier to resistances and damage.
>>484476158No
>>484476095She's so fucking pretty.
>>484473012I’ll post it when I get home from work. I also haven’t taken them into the DLC yet but with what I’ve seen I don’t see a reason to do so with them.
>>484476151Scadu is a stupid fucking wordThey should've just named it shadow
>>484476151We've been saying that since day 1, nobody wants to type out "scadutree," "skibidi" sounds similar, and what is it with millennials and the unending victim complex
>>484476095>>484476293who even is this?
>>484476204Blame us zoomers again and I'll suck you dick faggot
>>484476293For me, it's her voice
>>484476151erm, gen alphas are grownups now, it's all about gen betas
>boss reward headpiece for "bear communion" boosting>there's only one bear incantation
>>484476204Mitsubishi DID say that the DLC storyline was rounding out everything that GRRM initially wrote with Miquella
>>484476361https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Hyettahere you go buddy
>>484476208>you can't search text on the archivesyou can, thoughhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/Would%20you%20mind%20donating%20any%20runes%20in%20your%20possession%20to%20me/
>>484476254If. If the player has the multiplier. The fragments are entirely optional and the player can have all or none of them. Even then though that’s a player specific resistance. Why should it factor into two bosses fighting?
>>484476348It's essentially pronounced 'shadow' anyway, it's fine.
>>484476151erm... what the skibidi? you really need to pay your fanum tax and go out and rizz up some grass, fellow sigma
hugs
>>484475116What level?
>>484476359>wekill your entire family, then yourself, you dumb shitbrain
>>484472690Why the FUCK does it decay at allIt goes away when you use the weapon skill anywayWhat the fuck is From's balance team
>>484476472It isn't, it's pronounced schay-dew
>>484476348It literally reads "Shadu" it's like thinking "Gaol" is tryhard >>484476385no one who is 25 today will ever actually be an adult
>>484476487can I have a hug?
>>484473630Bro, your infinite broken consumables???
>>484476380It's just everything really. The calm but hopeful tone in her voice. Pretty blonde hair. She is so perfect.
>>484476443Damn wtf since whenI was sure you couldn't
>>484476223Nvm I looked wrong thought you were at 10 faith where faith talisman + faith tear in physic would put you to the required 24. I found it very good in coop, not actually broken like the perfume rolling sparks but with 60 arc it was bleeding bosses pretty much instantly, huge chunks of damage even in 3 man groups. Maternal Staff + Staff of the Guilty off hand for weapons. Just leave sunflower and the knight pools out since they're bleed immune.
>>484471767What makes it funnier is that Miquella discarded Malenia before he even split his "good" side into St. Trina. That little shit genuinely never gave a shit about her.
>>484476563Sure thingThat'll be 50 ml of semen and don't try to run away
>>484475474Canonically as shown with rennala as well carian women fall for murderhobos. This is a fact. Nerdy moonbitches are weak to murderhobomen
>>484476648literally no proof of this. it's pretty obvious that he was going to return once he's become a god
>>484476548yeah it's not exactly 'shadow' but it's closer. People complaining are thinking it's pronounced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>484476603some external archives will have searching disabled on some boards for bandwidth reasons, might be thinking of that. b4k instead just doesnt maintain /vg/ past a certain number of years
>>484476693I wanna imagine st trina begging Miquella to take Malenia with him somehow
>>484473630the big rot pots alone break the game, son, statuses will always be king
STR/DEX Medium shield and DEX-gun combo. Parry bosses and guard counter everything else. Use some whacky DEX weapons I guess?Pros: use like 80% of all weapons. Use some super cool new shit like great catanas and light greatswords (so fucking cool). It's an actual build. You can actually enjoy dancing with bosses. Cons: Fucking boring. Need to fight a constant urge to devolve into greatshield / spear combo (the most boring way to platy period.)ORAbandon reason and make a bow-only run.Pros: Funny. Some bows are relatively strong. Kill shit from far away.Cons: Everything else. Ignore 80% mechanics of the boss. Forced to use statuses to do any damage.ORFist only run. Later switch to marshal arts.Pros: ??? Fell like a chad fisting enemies to death.Cons: Abysmal range.Your thoughts, anons?
>>484476693how much is that...~?
>>484476581So basically you’re simping for Irina but now she’s a corpse piloted by a flaming tapeworm that wants to burn everything? Why not just simp for Irina? All the sweet and gentle nature with none of the frenzied flame fuckery manipulating you into to thinking this is an innocent young woman.
>>484476693I won't give you my semen... You'll have to take it from me
I wonder what Marika's tax policy was
>>484476754Fist run, weapon are overrated
>>484476715>doesn't help her after Caelid and Finley is left to make the journey aloneDefend this
>>484476636What is the Staff of the Guilty for? Don't you use the Maternal or in my case Albinauric for the bleed to scale off INT for the incant?>Maternal Staff>21 INTtoo big an investment at RL125 I think
>>484476734Ah makes senseI might've been thinking of desu or something that didn't let you search
how to do well as invader with an arcane build and ansbach's scythe?in a 1v1 i can consistently win but it gets messy when it's 3v1, even when i rough up one of them he just heals while the other keeps me occupied.i feel like i should have picked the bayle roar instead of the arm crush...
>>484476892>picrelwould
>>484476797Yes people literally simp for a brain dead statue of a genocidal woman and a murder moon doll. What's wrong with hyetta?
>>484476715He literally dipped the second she shat herself without even saying goodbye. He even took the time to heal Freyja from the rot with one of his needle.
>>484476771It's about 20 ejaculations
>>484476797Maybe I like getting manipulated by cute innocent women.
>>484476883>scale off INTmeant scale off ARC
>>484476869he was on the other side of the continent during the event. if he didn't care about his sister, he wouldn't bother making the needle
>>484471298bamco buckbroke hackazaki halfway through SOTE development on there WILL be an ER2 which is why the story/lore of SOTE is so half-assed and unusually shit
>>484476648wasn't he immobilized inside the haligtree?
>>484476925It’s an act same as with Shabriri. The difference is that Hyetta keeps the chaos tism fit in her pants. Better to just enjoy Irina don’t you think?
>>484476958yes ma'am~! if you tease my prostate I promise I can make more for you~
>>484476938Whoring yourself as usual? It won't save you from the jar, marika
>>484476958I will do my duty for hugs.
>>484476991He was at Caelid after the battle
>>484476938Yes, my Queen!
>>484471419every boss can parry just like npc enemies
I've seen a surprising amount of St. Trina x Miquella stuff
>>484477050
>>484477114i like to be slapped, anon~
>>484475527Or get the bloody eyes first and then overwrite them by eating dragon hearts to get dragon eyes, should work, I think.
>>484477039No, Freyja states that Miquella himself saved her from the scarlet rot with one of his needles as she was dying of rot. He was physically at the battle.
>noxtard is backbegone
And people say this is the best game Fromsoft has made
>>484476823Hornsent have to fork over 70% of their yearly income, Badlands folk only 40%Carian Royals have the lowest income tax at 30% but only if they have a minimum of 3 dependents
>>484472095astel in snowfields is the worst one i've seen.
>>484477045Shabriri would be a better character if he wasn't just like, an annoying shit disturber. It's not like he's the dung eater, he basically just pissed everybody off and then got upset when they rightfully were annoyed by him being annoying.
>>484477158Walk into traffic and get slapped by a speeding semi truck. Seriously man how do you not feel embarrassed posting this kind of shit? Look yourself in the mirror and reflect one what you’ve become. Then end it.
>>484477180that doesn't mean he was there
>>484477202historically tax rates of 10% were more normal however
>>484476797you should've been able to save irina
>>484477108St. Trina is my wife
did i fuck up any questlines by doing everything in the world before the boss of shadow keep? i haven't killed the bosses in rauh ruins yet because i thought the tree burning would happen there but still i feel like i fucked up because i haven't seen any of the npcs besides thollier this whole time. i wish the game would make it more obvious what order you should do things in. sometimes its go the obvious place but sometimes its not and you miss content if you don't go a side route first
>>484476823>>484477202What happens to tax evaders? (Based on their race)
>>484477237It's a thread on 4chan and I'm merely professing that I'd like an attractive woman to finger my shitpipe while she collects my semen in exchange for affectionate embraces. You wouldn't know what it's like, girlhugger, but it's tougher than you think.
>>484476938Anon think of the advertisersssssssssss.
>>484477265who could save her then thoughand why wouldn't they use the needle on Malenia?
>>484476883Staff of the Guilty offhand because it boosts thorn sorceries, Maternal is bugged in some way and gives the thorns huge bleed build up through arcane, you can try it out its very obvious difference. But you can get by with any staff, the spell is broken enough.
>>484476517RL60+12/5.
>>484477108Makes sense. That would've been a much better consort pairing especially given that Marika already did it so it wouldn't be an asspull like "le prime radahn!" fight.
>>484477265>Long ago, I was stricken by scarlet rot in the Swamp of Aeonia. Immobile, feverish, and in great pain, I was entirely resigned to death.>I was left behind, and only Kindly Miquella was enough to seek me out. My wound was swollen and festering — exuding a most pungent odour — and yet he drained the poison from it.>...Despite my wretched visage. Now, I consider this wound my compass.What's your next cope sister?
>>484477310kill yourself, nigger
>>484477343Oh I thought it only worked if you cast the incantation with it. I'll give it a try thanks anon.
>>484472808what contrarianismism does to a mf
>>484477292You only get fucked over when you burn the sealing tree in rauh ruins, you are fine before then
>>484475892I'm just trying to unlock as much shit with as few playthroughs as possible>>484475771Leda's, basically. But since she's tied up with Ansbach and gives like two or three different rewards depending on your choices I'm holding off.
>>484477195>being a blue cuckWhy?
>>484477326>and why wouldn't they use the needle on Maleniathe scarlet rot on the others is the same as yours, the one that can be worked with boluses. malenia's is an outer god influence, can't just be cured like that. it's a part of her
>>484477384what the skibidi???
>>484477401will i have to backtrack to find any npcs? i saw some messages on the ground that sounded like an npc is supposed to appear there
>>484477436yeah but it can delay things and probably make her conscious, the entire reason Malenia had to break the needle is that it keeps the rot at bay
>>484477436It doesn't cure her but it at least prevents the Rot from getting worse. If she still had the needle the Haligtree wouldn't be infected
This DLC needed to have a guide like Melina and Gideon to explain and give context to what you are doing.
>had to verify my game files because game kept glitching>banned for messing with filesWhat the fuck is this shit?
>>484477237mmm talk dirty to me daddy
What’s the lore behind these black phantom enemies? Are they hornsent?
>>484477195The multiplayer component is the the most barebones it has ever been. Even Demon's Souls had more going on.
>>484477461skibidi more like shadooping
Me, sitting in the line of fire of Marika's cosmic braps
>>484472089normal radahn is in the cutscene with the fight with malenia. he looks closer to starscourge than consort radahn.
>>484477541that's just what shadowlands people always looked like
What exactly is the point of blues? You have to wait like 500 years to get summoned.
>>484477527stop cheating lmao
>>484477617Is she only a torso?? Where are st Trina's legs?
>>484477286Would’ve been nice if completing the Nepheli and Kenneth quest let you save her and Edgar as well as Hewg and Roderika after burning the tree. Would’ve done wonders for the theme of casting away the sins and mistakes of the old GO if you were able to do that and then set up shop in a hostile free stormveil castle while the roundtable burns.
I don't even like Ranni that much but the psychos who are obsessed with proving that she's evil and manipulative and doesn't love anyone reminds me of the same drooling morons who think Ayre was manipulating you/evil so Rannifags have my full support.
>>484477527I get that message when I log-out of a character to the home screen, but if I quit to desktop and relaunch I’m fine. No idea what is going on with Anti-Cheat at the moment.
>>484477730I miss covenants
I cummed
why the FUCK must every new weapon have this stupid split stats?! WHY AREN'T THERE JUST PURE STAT WEAPONS IN THIS FUCKING DLC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484477741She's a flower, my pretty flower and my beautiful wife
>>484477777
>>484472794>>484472181>giant femboy dragon girl with both arms replaced with doll parts and bare feet, formerly the head of a convent but turned into a warrior who fights with youi could unironically see him doing this please>>484471571>emaciated old geezers>oddly acrobatic fatties>getting sprayed with maggots>feces dropping on your head and suffocating you to death>poison swamps>sewer mazesgirls for these fetishes???
>>484477741Sorry bud I accidentally cut her into piecest. gurochad
>>484477740>>484477789The only time I ever got warned was because of my Steam Deck saying it was suspicious.
>Mounted boss>game lets you mount>game also punishes you for mountingwhy is FromSoft like this?
>>484477794I think we all do anon...
>>484477541Yes they are hornsent, basically the only ones that survived Marika building the gate of divinity out of their corpses. There's a couple that aren't under the influence of the sealing tree like the hornsent we talk to and the Greater Potentates but it's not clear why The memory of the hornsent abusing the numen women is the closest look we get at their real appearance
>>484477720Not true. They look like black phantoms because Messmer burned them all.
>>484477741I stole them and now use as clubs.
>>484477840How are you supposed to pollinate her?
Just got hit by one of those new madness pots by a red man at rl 30, I have 1550 hp because it's a full vigor dude with soreseal and that shit still hit me for like 70% of my health, any of the usual hosts at this level has to get deleted instantly by that. Sadly the guy backpedaled right into one of those pre-Rennala balls after and died so it ruined the moment a bit but still, CE'ing dlc consumables at this level, for shame.
>>484477925you're a bottom :/
>lizard greatswordFucking kek. I wish this dropped for me earlier in the DLC. It's not just the ranged R2, being strike with greatsword moveset is cool.
>>484477794Who doesn’t?>>484477827You rike? *Laughs in rice*
>>484477901write some ryona anon
what a fucking cancerous fight
>rotknights and redmanes lose their lives and sanity by the hundreds fighting for the demigods>they were just playing around for miquella's stupid 0 IQ plan>all those deaths and ruined lands mean jackshit for the demigods>freyja just accepts this and turns on youNever before did i ever hate an npc more, fucking piece of shit puppet, rot together with your demigod scum.
>>484478013Hotglue her until she gets flowerpreggers
They should've brought back goldmask for a bossfight, that would've been cool.
>>484478065still don't understand how people are having trouble with this he can't use half of his moves if you constantly try to position yourself behind him on torrent
>>484478065keep going, you almost had him
>>484471419Possibly a way to telegraph parriable attacks from enemies and enemies that try to blindside players, even though that could be tricky6>>484474492>Countering and deflecting is a vase game functionI would rather not. I hate all deflectslop and "muh aggression" is a meme buzzword for game design that incentives braindead play.
>>484478065>2 shot this fightHe surprised me the first time
>>484478031Aren't those pots easy as piss to get the materials for, or is it the sleep ones?But yeah, From went and added a hundred of useful consumables that are mostly only available to CE users.
>>484478065If you summon me I can help you
>>484477647The Radahn that Miquella "brought back" is young Radahn, specifically before he conquered the stars. His weapons states that he discarded them and his old armor after doing so, and adopted his new armor and the starscourge greatswords. Possibly as a symbol of completely mastering gravity magic or something. There is also a huge size discrepancy between Consort Radahn and the one you fight in Caelid. That might be because it's Mohg's body, but it's worth noting that when Radahn fought Morgott, he was around the same size as him in the intro slide. Starscourge Radahn is around 3 times the size of Morgott. Also, why does Young Radahn's armor fit Mohg's body perfectly? My theory? Miquella fell in love with young Radahn, before he mastered gravity magic and possibly before he gained the rank of general and the title of "mightiest" demigod. After doing so, he fell in love with war, similar to Godfrey, and lost the kindness that Miquella saw in him when he was young. He was only interested in battle and war, so Miquella had no interest in bringing that version of him back.
>>484478065most overrated and over hated scrub stomper
>>484478183I will also assist, gib password
>The only good and most based of the demigods ended up being the Omen#OMENBROS4LYF
>>484478065Bro, your sekiro tear?
waiting for St. Trina nectar (sleeping pills) to kick in and dream about her and me sleeping together and dreaming about purple flower fields forever
>>484478076Freyja’s just a meathead who wanted a warrior’s death. The epitome of a career soldier who knows nothing but war. The real nigger here is Hornsent who repays your efforts to get him his revenge by trying to kill you. Also Leda who lets you do all of the work to get her to Miquella and just heel turns and tries to gank you because she’s a paranoid twat.
>>484478031if you're playing online in a souls game you're just begging to get griefed anyways. poor little hosts trying to play the pve have never been a match for sweaty nerds who play souls for its shitty pvp, cheated items or not.
>>484478124>on torrentMOTHERFUCKER he deletes torrent in one or 2 hits then kills me once im knocked down and cant get up.You literally cannot use torrent in this fight. It is a trap
Found a new glitch; not one that is currently known.How long does it usually take for From to make DLC patches? Figure I'll post it after that.
>>484478290You wish, she's my wife you harlot
>>484478175I think you need the flies from the madness area for them though I'm not 100% on that. The cookbook for them is in that place at least. I'm used to everyone chucking rot pots 24/7 but this was a new one, wonder how strong the other hefty pots are, this frenzy one seems like it goes very hard.
>>484478076She is as ugly as she is retarded. What an absolute disgrace for a Redmane.
>>484478058Unfortunately I'm not familiar enough with the lore to write anything yet but eventually maybe I'll write something about nuggifying st Trina before she turns into a flower
Am I missing something obvious in the flooded section of the keep? Its just a few rooftops and broken logs you can jump over, and there is a lever but I cant use it because it's flooded.
>>484478290>saint TREEna>fucking treehow does he get away with this slop
>>484478223Always were, you were told they are nothing but traitors and you didn't listened.
>>484478065nearly every fight is cancerous the first 20 deaths where you die to a new move you haven't seen yet each time and then once you finally know the timings of most moves its not so bad
>>484478359ok tell me, how many times have you drank her nectar?
>>484478392In the big church area you drop down into there's 2 paths, go the path with the bats on it and there's a ladder to climb and you drain the water there
Do you need to bring Ansbach with you to fight Radahn to get his incantation?
>>484478298>Brave Tarnished>Follow the path laid by Kind Miquella>WAIT NOT LIKE THAT
>>484478392Keep going until you find broken roof you can drop down, there is more to it.
>>484478392Need to jump along the SW side (from the west) to get to the lever
>>484478076I genuinely can't tell what's worse>Miquella sic'd Malenia on Radahn so he could mindrape his soul since he no way fag'd him>Caelid was actually a giant larp session where Radahn just wanted one last glorious battle to die in that went horribly wrong
>>484478298Leda is too retarded for me to hate. I like how she wants to murder everyone EXCEPT you until she realizes you're planning to murder her lord.
>>484478474Currently am, I have been sipping her nectar since I've found her
Anyone else here just really, really, REALLY fucking hate Bayle? God fuck that guy, piece of shit.
>>484478525Redmanes would actually have been fine with the latter. They lived for war and would love going out in a blaze of glory. Unfortunately, Malenia sharted herself and ruined things for literally everyone, herself included.
>>484478505She's just misunderstood
why are the boss AI of this game okay but npc AI are so bad where they just try to mash attack out of hitstun, the leda gank could be actually fun if they didnt tank my 10th r1 in a row without doing anything
>>484478580>Dashing autistic knightess who's dumb as a box of rocks.I regret marrying ranni.
>lv9 erdtree seal, 45 faith, 40 vigor>Mohg is still kicking my ass People who say magic is easier are fucking memeing, I remember melting bosses left and right with plenty of +9 somber weapons and 40 STR, but Erdtree+9 and 45 faith is literally doing nothing to this guy. Mohg healing nearly his entire hp was just cute on my STR build, but now this fucker is royally pissing me off, does he think my FP flaks are infinite or what. The temptation of going fire uchi/cold nagi, or any bleed weapon, is nearly overpowering. But then I would break my incantations only rule for this character.
>>484478614>we found igon in thread
>>484472690>bosses>5 second downtimesI have never seen this happen once.As soon as you move to attack they resume their combos with no delay.The only time they WON'T attack is specifically when you're not trying to.
>>484478580Leda is impossible to hate because she's just an insane yandere
>>484478614Placidusax aren't you too old to be posting on ErdChan?
>>484478257aight fuck it. Sekiro mechanic FTW.Still. Fucking shit fight.
>controller fucked>Try MKB>Want to fucking dieWell boys, guess I'm done with Elden Ring for a while, don't wanna spend 60 bucks on a new controller
>>484478593>he doesn't knowyou will never hear her unique dialoge, humbug
>>484478783gj anon, you cleansed the world of another albinauric
>>484478223They were too based for words.>both spurned and forced to live in literal shit for a curse they had no say in being born with >one grows up to shrug off his past trauma and try and be a good king for his people>fights off an army and trained warlord>actively resists the pull of an outer good until half dead and forced by said god to take it>other was trying to start a dynasty that accepted the downtrodden>embraced the outergod likely out of despair but still left a piece of himself to prevent the FF from being found>was still cool enough to have Ansbach serve him loyally and challenge an empyrean twice for him
>>484477730If they were opt-out instead of opt-in their activity would increase exponentially.
Oh what could have been.
>>484478698Well, what incantations are you using?
Was this an accurate representation of lolifags?
>>484478525Radhan went from a honorable warrior to a traitor who let all his men get killed a pointless death only to ally himself with the demi gods who had them killed, in my mind my tarnished is a demigod killer who punishes these scum, stomps on their corpses and then burns their garbage world with the flame of chaos.
So is Leda basically just Saber from Fate?
>>484478783I liked the fight desu, but I used the tear from the start so I never experienced the shit hitboxes I keep hearing about.
>>484478183>>484478213thank you for your kind offer, I managed to beat it alone
>>484478525>surviving Redmanes are still in Caelid, trying to fight off Rot infestation >Miquella: it was all just a prank lmao, who cares about these guys anyways
>>484478076It would have been cool if she sided with the player upon learning the Battle of Aeonia was essentially a pharaohs funeral with the two armies slaughtered to serve Resurrected Lord Radahn and the DLC had resurrected Redmanes and Cleanrot Knights spirits as enemies. I think that's the kind of subversion I would expect from a Miyazaki game.
What's that, Tarnished-dono, the DLC boss is cancerous and homosexual? Leave it to my drink.
>>484478580>>484478691>>484478765>teehee muh retarded waifueat shit, coomniggers your dumb strumpet is deadmeat and so is her lord
>>484478807What, the one you need to hear to complete Thiollier's questline? I still hear her telling me to kill miquella but I'm too sleepy to do anything about it (I'm still drinking her nectar)
>>484478580I like to imagine there's another world where Leda and the Tarnished get married and she murders everyone woman he gets close to
>>484478580I WANT TO CORRECT LEDA THROUGH IMPREGNATION
SOTE continues all the 2 that are 1 themes of the base game and literally the only one of Marika's kids in the entire lore that's unaccounted for at this point is Melina. I'm starting to think she's actually going to be the focal point of the HBO series
Reminder than Ranni won and she did nothing wrong
>>484478946How come Radahn looks way more normal in the DLC than he does in this cinematic? He wouldn't have been all fucked up here yet.
>>484478031hefty pots are brokenhuge ass AOEone pot = instant status>but muh tellit's so easy to catch people with it
>>484476938yes mommyanything for you mommy
>>484478950Truly my greatest ally
>>484478854>This is the only St. Trina related armor we will ever get>You will never be able to make a cool knight fashion loyal to St. TrinaI just want the hair cape glued onto the oathseeker armor. crossdressing anti-Leda
>>484479021Because that's him in his prime as pumping himself full of steroids and absorbing his great rune. The one in the DLC is essentially his teenage version.
>>484478950Based. Thank you, mr Wolf.
>>484478698Just rot him with a dragon breath then spam Pest Flies when he's standing still doing his thing and he'll melt.
>>484478783more like shit player who needs busted shit to win
>>484478792I play MKB it's not that bad
>>484478698Magic is busted when you have a summon to take aggro. I watched my INTfag friend play against Mohg yesterday and he killed him on the first try because he just summoned his mimic at the start of the match and then spammed comet azur and troonveil. Mohg didn't stand a chance against that shit.
>>484479018Imagine how convincing the other demi-gods could have been if they too, had little doll replicas of themselves that talked to you at campfires and pretended not to like you but obviously did.>miniature morgott>I-I'm sorry if my horns are poking you while I'm in your pack>Oh, you don't mind? You kind of like my horns and think I look cool?>y-your just saying that! *blush*
Post your Ideal Casting for the Elden Ring tv seriesFor me its Sidney Sweeny as Queen Marika
>>484479142yep. rot + Black Flame, alternately incants that deal physical damage
What if someone said "He's riding me ass and driving me nuts" as a way of saying "He's atop my ass and controlling my genitalia"?
>>484479087I originally went for a blood cosplay for my dlc character but I decided to swap to being St. Trina's most loyal follower after
Who the hell is lord Jobs?
>>484479198not nearly maternal enough. If she were older it could work though. I know zoomers think SS is the only hot blonde woman in the world, but there are better choices.
>>484479129>>484479083>he drank the casul juice
>>484479198If there is a screen adaptation I will only tolerate 4 uninterrupted hours of Marika walking around in her waist robe and lounging in her stone bed.
>>484478892IT HAS REALLY STUPID HITBOXES OKAY?But, for real. It has 2 cheap tricks devs use to make boss fights difficult that I hate>extended damage window>extended hitbox and or slide lunge with every attackone is when the hit 'lingers' so it can still damage me for longer than I though it would. The other is when every fucking attack the boss lunges forward, literally sliding through the ground, an unnatural amount and can basically always hit you from stupidly far away, from much farther away than I would naturally expect, fucking up with my distance perception.
>>484471809Based
>>484479190
>>484479198>muh tvfor me is (You) in the death row gallows
>>484479190Morgott wouldn’t act like that you coombrained ape. He’d begrudgingly offer tidbits of advice while still calling you a foul tarnished, at the absolute most he’d offer something that halfway resembles a compliment before following it with “for a tarnished”.
>>484478525It's blatantly the second at this point. As weird as it can be, it makes sense, but destroys the figure of Radahn as cool heroic and charismatic leader, which I guess didn't matter to him because Radahn was a war kunkie that wanted tk be like his precious Godfrey.>>484478950>DeflectionslopYaaawwnnnnn
So marika enjoyers, ranni enjoyers, goldmask enjoyers, and frenzy enjoyers came out the winners yeah?Marika was justified for her genocidesRanni proven right about the fingers being suspiciousGoldmask proven right about just how awful demigods areFrenzychads proven right about hyetta's ramblingsAn honorable mention:Godwynchads free from being associated with miquellas retardation remaining the only good demigod who's worst crime was maybe fucking a dragon and dying.
>>484479391I'll see the bullshit for myself soon enough, playing through the DLC again on another character
>>484479143cope. Deflect tear is kino, pure skill, like a parry but more manly and more stylish.
>>484479198>the Elden Ring tv serieslive action is going to suck donkey cock dude>but anime will be worsenibba nothing is worse than WoT or RoP
>>484479087>Thiollier's set increases arc>none of St Trina's stuff has an arc requirement thick as 2 planks
>>484479491>WoT>RoPWhat?
>>484479472>Goldmask proven right about just how awful demigods areGoldmask had nothing to say about demigods, only gods as opposed to the GOBut it turns out the GO was the insane ramblings of something that isn't even a godThe real loser were GEQfags who got stepped on
>>484471809Miquella is a stupid twink faggot and I'm glad I get to kill him and his stupid faggot ass bara gay lover
>>484479330This
>>484479275Cute feet
>>484479198Natalie Dormer, she can pull of both Marika and Radagon with the Blond and Red Hair switcheroo and looks good and has no problem being naked
>>484479472>I posted it again
>>484479490>scrub easy mode-user telling others to copeyou may as well summon the mimic
>>484479559Wheel of TimeRings of Powerboth Amazon series and both dogshiteidk who you think would be producing it
So it definitely was supposed to be Godwyn, not Radahn, right?
>>484479572Your feet look very ticklish
you have no idea how much I hate Albinauric archers
>>484479491Anime movie by ufotable would do it justice
>>484479619>old hag with no ass and no titsNo thanks
>>484479574I love queen Marika. The boob jiggle is crazy.
>put down sign in front of Gaius>get summoned by a guy finally>dealing very low damage>host gets 1-shotted by hog charge with seemingly enough armor to not have been>realize that skibidi power is copied from the host and mine had barely if anyDefinitely incentivizes me to even bother trying to help other people, what a fucking stupid system
why is godfrey called the first elden lord?wasn't placidusax technically elden lord?and saying he was the first makes it seem like a long list, but it's just him and radagon who barely counts
>>484479648George literally doesn't talk to anyone besides HBO and he's apparently involved in this
>>484479670Try me I'll drink thiollier's concoction before you get close, only my wife gets to touch my feet because she doesn't have any. Sidenote though, why can I not drop them for other people so I can tell people using swiftslash spam in pvp to kill themselves?
>>484479572Stop showing feet. Final warning
>>484479715they never made anything good, they're not about to start
>>484479696Why she got gaius's pants tho
In a hypothetical Elden Ring tv series, how would miyazaki make it a struggle to watch and the player feel accomplished for having finished it?
>4 archery talismans>still can't make a decent archer build for coopIts over bros
Mohg beat the allegationsbut at what cost
>>484479472Duskborn kings won.
>>484479619I don't think you can have one actor play marika and radagon
>>484478845Ranni, your wife, your chosen Empyrean that you carried to Godhood itself, stands by your shoulder as you both challenge Miquella and Radhan, roles mirroring yours and Ranni's, for the right to decide the fate to the Lands BetweenWould've been fucking kino. But sadly, Miyazaki is a hack
>>484479763>wasn't placidusax technically elden lord?not only "technically". but that was before the age of the erdtree
>>484479775And HBO will make a good show? lmao
>get summoned to Raya Lucaria>play through a portion of the level until we reach Rennala, don't get invaded once>get summoned to Radahn's Beach>the host immediately tries to use the portal and can't because we got invaded immediately, takes like 30 seconds for the invader to actually show up while the host is confusedGood job, From.
>>484479791Shit opinion
>>484479763Because the fact that other Orders before the Golden Order existed is a big secret
>>484479843ENTER
>>484479916you're on 16 levels of cope anon you shouldn't have opened comparing it to rings of power it would've made you look like you were coming from a reasonable position
>>484478065Literally defeated him in 3 tries at ~10 skibidisEndure is broken, just use it lol
>>484479815what would a hypothetical show be about?it seems like it would require a massive cgi budget, I can't imagine it would ever happen
>>484479763Godfrey is the first ELDEN Lord.Placidusax is the DAGON Lord.how hard is this to comprehend?
Post cute tarnished feet NOW.
>>484479790Or what
>get /tv/-tier posts well done
What's the strongest invader build that doesn't abuse a broken mechanic.
>>484479763Godfrey is the First Elden Lord of the Golden Order
>>484479939>>484479983so why doesn't anyone call radagon the second elden lord?
>>484479781You think you being dead will stop me? Also probably because it's a quest item
>>484479983The Dragonlord whose seat lies at the heart of the storm beyond timeis said to have been Elden Lord in the age before the Erdtree. Once his god was fled, the lord continued to await its return.
>>484479757The fingerprint + antspur combo is a meme for a reason.Mitigating damage with shields and using status or % damage in general is king for coop in the DLC because your damage will depend on the host's skibidi levels otherwise.
>>484480089Is it actually? I've never found where to use it and you can buy them from him infinitely for 30k runes a piece
>>484480023Or else I will cum to your characters feet.
>>484480054it's nothing but erping and dogshit posts at this time
>>484478950I really hope deflecting comes back as a base game mechanic next time. Don't care if it's not le heckin hardcore gaymer strategy, it's fucking fun and looks a lot better than flopping around on the ground like a spastic.
>>484479983have you even played the game?
>>484479949boobs too big for radagon
>>484478846Tried black flame+black knife weapon art, I can get him to his second phase and even bring him back to around 30%, but the damage is just not good enough to burst him down fast enough. Almost killed him once with pest threads+stone of gurranq, but got caught panic rolling and died while still having two FP flasks left. I think I will just finish Leyndell already, kill fire giant and finally get the ancient dragon book to melt Mohg in four casts of ancient dragon lighting.
>>484479974You just do a pre-shattering show about Melina and her emotionally unstable brother while their mom is trying to establish the Golden Order. You do eternal cities and godskins and you give the normies some dragons and snakes to look at. Just don't do Radahn or Gaius first season. Worked well enough for Fire & Blood
>>484479474>playing through the DLC again on another character>mfw every time I find a cool new weapon or spell I wanna try it but pretty much everything requires re-speccing due to how niche or specific most new gear is this late in the game.Any one else have that feeling? I'm tired of having to upgrade every new weapon all the way to max every time too.I love experimenting with new builds and playstyles and trying new weapons, but the friction kills me.
>>484480165You can use it on the dragon priestess at night, basically drugging herI guess they nudge you towards that direction since thiollier keeps saying "it's powerful enough to make an ancient dragon fall into slumber"
>>484480193Seeing dogshit CGI of the female actress playing marika turning into chris pratt or some bullshit for radagon would make me lol
>>484480178no, anon, i clearly never played the game because you disagree with me on a lore piece
>>484480212right. I hope you're using the shackle and purifying tear as well. greatshields helped a lot for me as well, as well as the blood exultation + white mask
>>484480275Fucking who? What dragon priestess? Am I retarded?
>>484480308that makes sense, given that you wrote "how hard is this to comprehend?" about something that is directly contradicted in a remembrance.
>>484480401You never found the dragon priestess? She's next to the communion altar, right on the giant dead dragon
>>484479647>have to block at the perfect time>no i-frames, high risk high reward playstyle>larpers wanna pretend is 'izi moad'
>>484480401Did you even play the game, anon?Florissax.
Thoughts on Godfrey?
>>484480292why would you see it?it's supposed to be a secret
>>484480508Oh, I guess I must've accidentally gone past her because I killed bayle and found the dragon communion altar afterwards and found the heart transformation item and a hammer. I was trying to give igon his peace above all else.
Messmer made me realize I don't actually enjoy difficult videogames, at some point I was just annoyed with his fight.
>>484479574is this canonically, exactly what Marika's dress looks like, or is this a skimpier version?
Cool weapon I can spurge about and make a whole build centred around?
>>484480464I'm fine with both, I just prefer Ranni because she looks like an anime girl and is goofy.Miquella needed some humanizing the way Ranni was.
>>484479949she looks old dude
>>484480464Ranni = Cute dollwifeMiquella = gay retard
>>484480401>he doesn't have a dragonwifeNGMI
>>484480218I mean I'd probably watch it but melina is such a non-character
>>484480023What's that makeup then
good lord poison was not the move
>>484480601You were annoyed with one of easiest and fairest fights in the DLC?
>>484480308>disagree about>Placidusax was the Elden Lord of the Lands Between long before the Age of the Erdtree, under the influence of an unknown god and was protected by the Farum Azula Beastmen. During his rulership, one of his former servants, Bayle, attempted to take his place as the Dragonlord, leading to a brutal battle between the two. The battle left them both heavily injured, but Placidusax was able drive Bayle away to the Land of Shadow.
>>484480464Ranni didn't throw away her heartHe did. He's just an autistic computer now. No loyalty or love for anything or anyone.
>>484480610Greatsword of damnation but you only press l2
>>484479983see>>484480178literally GOlden Order propaganda
>>484480637>he doesn't know
>>484479668>definitely GodwynNo because that would create conflict with the Godwyn ending. >not RadahnIt was definitely not supposed to be Radahn. Miyazaki is not above fanservice. DS3 exists.
>>4844800832nd place is the first loser
>>484480693The dark circles around my eyes because my wife calls me to bed every time I spawn at the grace
>>484480715Is this from fextralife? The influence of unknown god makes me think they're still subscribing to the dragon outer god retardation
>>484479834any good pve archer build bro? I've been dying to play an archer. What about the new crossbows? Have you managed to make them work?
>>484480680>No Age of Dragons ending were you become the new Dragonlord with Florissex as your Dragonqueen
>>484480609
>>484480680We should've had more spirit form wives, it's just Latenna and Florissax (and Nepheli but she doesn't couint)
So i just realized the black knight at the church of consultation dropped the black shield and the black knight at fort drift dropped the same shieldHow the hell do i get the hammer?
>>484479391>always hit you from stupidly far away, from much farther away than I would naturally expect, fthats just every boss in the dlc. you just have to memorize the properties of each individual slash bosses do based on trial and error. how long does he hold the retarded pose before he attacks? does it move them a mile forward? does it track perfectly side to side? can it be jumped or low profiled? a bunch of bullshit that is trial and error and most of it not readable from the animations? my favorite is how many bosses have a gay move where they rise into the air and do some retarded spin whille posing or something for five seconds then just fly at you like what the fuck is that and why does almost every boss have to do it
>>484480706>one of easiestRellana, Hippo and Lion were far easier>fairestMaybe, but he has so many moves and different combinations of attacks I felt overwhelmed, just let me breathe a little.
>>484480858Placi's god was still the greater willThis just confirms that it left long ago, and the fingers have made up shit ever since, so Marika was always guided under false pretenses
>>484480680St. Trina is my faithful wife and I'm faithful to her because she's beautiful
>>484480858nta but "unknown god" is probably just because the remembrance doesn't specify what god it is. and the "fleeing" or "leaving" implies that it can go somewhere else, that is, outside/away
>>484480601Just skip the final boss, if you think messmer is bad its fucking 100% over for you.
>>484481083CURSE YOU, ANONWHY DID YOU CENSOR THEM
>>484481229Heh.
>>484480680>You have to give npc A the item you get from npc B, hours apart, in completely different zones, no direct connection between the two except a few words of fluff text.>Fail to do this and your playthrough is bricked from lack of kino S tier support incantation.Fuck gay-ass FromSoft and it's retarded "quests". Never had I advocated for a ques log, until now.
>>484481083>Hid her feetDammnit anon you had one job.
>>484480845yeah but what's the settings it's based
Imagine slowly gently peeling back the petals of St. Trina's to reveal her naked form
What's the prettiest girl and sliders you've seen made with the character creator?
>>484481281if you do it, your save is also bricked because you miss out on dragon hammer and the dragon cult transformation
>>484481129>Once his god was fled, the lord continued to await its return.See I always assumed this meant like 'the marika to placidusax's godfrey' not 'the equivalent to the greater will'.
>get summoned for radahn>host instantly dieswhy
NG+7 damage gets fucking insane, your character doesn't really scale with it at all after reaching vig softcap.
So did Lansseax look more like an actual human in her priestess form or the dragon/human hybrid that Florissax looks like. Florissax seems like she's unable to transform back
>>484481362It's not the equivalent to the greater will, it is the greater will
fromsoft needs to decide if they want giant aoes to be rolled or jumped or ran away from and make them all work the same. its retarded that i have to die 5 times to midra's aoe trying to figure out if im just timing the roll bad when i just got back from rolling through the mother finger's very similar aoe. bayle is another one where he makes giant aoe's that literally color your whole screen orange but you can roll through that one for some reason while there are other ones you simply can't.
>>484480958ok so is actually a skimpy version then. Real one is not a pelvic curtain but a full skirt, with no leg cleavage whatsoever.
>>484481398Do better. The host died because you suck.
>>484480870The spread crossbow is really good for applying bleed and status effects.With the talisman's I've been able to get up to 750 damage (not including arrows) per shot with Radahn's greatbow, and 400 per shot with the bow with the rapid tracking arrows.It can work to a point.Rakshasa armor set can give you an additional 20% damage (at the cost of taking more).Plus the talisman's.Plus the damage at full health talisman.Radahn's rain actually is the fastest way to dragon's and large enemies in the game. I don't think anything can do more damage.
>>484475838malenia beats consort radahn, which i find funny.
>>484480609She usually just wanders around topless.
Any early game now stat requirement weapons for an int build besides moonveil? Trying to go full int as much as possible this time and not deviate to focusing on dex or str. Want to shoot lasers as much as possible but know i'll feel the need to hit shit sooner or later.
>>484481491Lifesteal op.I fought Melania again recently. She's a fucking joke compared to consort radahn man.
tfw you cant put the Parry ash of war on an offhand katana to give it the ds3 parry
>>484481491that's because Radahn had a draw with a normal Malenia, he'd have jobbed against her goddess of rot form
>>484481491Malenia honestly almost had a chance against bayle and probably would've won if the damage was normalized. Malenia always has a huge advantage in the npc vs npc fights because of the healing.
>>484480975>thats just every boss in the dlc. you just have to memorize the properties of each individual slash bosses do based on trial and error.Rellana wasn't like this. Her hitboxes were precise and you could make her whiff attacks by back or sidestepping, no ground gliding bullshit. Beating her wasn't a challenge of autistically memorizing each maliciously delayed move, but getting her rhythm down and do the Deathly Dance with her. Rellana is kino.
>>484481425>Bayle's 2nd phase flying fire breaths>1st attack creates fans of firebolts on the ground with long tails, somehow you're able to roll through the heads and into the tails>2nd attack he shoots a big dick vertical laser at you, somehow you're able to roll through out>3rd attack is a delayed AoE that you basically have to blindly roll out of sheer timing
I threw a pot inside a wicker man and now he's moving around.Do I HAVE to kill him? And if so, is there an easier way than playing the ankle biter? I JUST killed another one right outside this ruin. Getting real tired of their homing fire spew.
>>484477352Him shedding off Trina was him shedding off the dream that he might be Heterosexual
>>484478950God I miss itThis isn't enough, I want more CLING CLANG
>>484480908Miyazaki seems like a cool guy but I doubt he'll ever be THAT based.>>484480968It's neat that we can summon her, but holy shit she's terrible in combat. I assume she's one of the bugged summons because she does fuckall damage and dies to a mild gust of wind. Her incantation also sucks for a spell that requires fucking 52 faith.
>>484481398Ugh I wish there was a faster way to rush ng+7. i wanna try the DLC bosses on it.
>>484481571I wonder if Radahn will be a joke compared to the next game, like how people used to find Gael too hard and now he's a total pushover compared to even some middling Elden Ring bosses
I saw that florissax post. Don't think you got off that easily.
can trina be considered cunny?
>>484480975> my favorite is how many bosses have a gay move where they rise into the air and do some retarded spin whille posing or something for five seconds then just fly at you like what the fuck is that and why does almost every boss have to do ityeah I hate how fucking anime these games have become. Feels like I'm playing monster hunter but without the cool moves.
>>484478854no, he's an accurate representation of a drug addict.
>>484481667They're tough but possible. With a greatsword I'm still getting staggers. Bosses like Messmer are nice and fair, some enemies can suck a cock with how much damage they deal though. Very basic enemies tear through me easily.
>>484481318Here you go, dark circles
>>484481642Are you doing as many jump attacks or charged R2s as possible? Fighting under his dick is already the safest and fastest way to beat it.
>>484481667NG+7 just makes the numbers go upso just don't level up or upgrades your weapons to keep your numbers low and it'll be like NG+7 but in NG
>>484481767Maybe one day I'll be absurdly bored and just speed run the base game like 5 times in a row.
>>484481356>damned if you do, damned if you don't. Just like Bayle's incantationsWhy does FromSoft hate us Dragon bros?
>>484481569If you're going for the DLC, I recommend one of the easier to use greatswords so you can slap Carian Sovereignty onto it. I recall the Knight's Greatsword being pretty accessible.
>>484481636nah she absolutely is
>>484481569Carian Knight Sword, Clayman's Harpoon. You can also just magic infuse any old weapon. I like to have a colossal sword on all my builds, so I always pick up the zweihander after getting relevant whetblades.
>>484481789man, those massive eyes are ugly
>>484481912Glad you like it
>>484481356Hammer is shitDragon cult form is literally troonshit unless you are type b
>>484481642You don't have to turn the immobile one on at all, you can jump up the side of the building and get through the big opening with Torrent
>>484481789lookin good champ
>>484481789She looks like the goth girl from Brutal Legend.
>>484481789based thanks
>>484481937Anon, he said they were ugly
>>484481281>S tier support incantationIt's fucking shit though and worse than Golden Vow in every way except FP cost
>the demigod that all the albinaurics, misbegotten and other haligtree miscreants put their chips on just turns out to be a sickfuck weirdo that only wanted to Big Radahn CockSo what happens to all the albanaurics? What about Latenna? What about the Haligtree? What about the golden needles? What abgout Malenias infection problem?
Replaying demon's souls and god I miss the unique and varied boss arenas that affect your strategy and playstyle.In er it's all wide empty arenas so the bosses have enough space to do their 20 hit aoe combo.
>>484482059This got me good>>484482068Not what I was goin for but thanks>>484482075You're welcome>>484482081I know, it just doesn't bug me
>>484482081no, I loved it
>>484481979is the summon and the incantation good?
does precision aimed mains manually aiming down sights?
>>484482180Don't listen to them anon. You have cute feet.
Why do people love Ranni so much?
>>484480464Miquella fucks Mohg in the ass at family gatherings
>>484482239She's cute and gave me a cool sword :)
>>484482203Yes
>>484482203yes
>>484482239smart tsundere dollfu demigoddes
>>484482195More useful and fun then the other option imo
Stop loving evil women who are bad for you
You guys should love Melina more than Ranni.
>>484482334You can't make me. The media needs to stop making them so sexy.
>>484482334I attacked Grandham on sight hornsent get the gas chamber
>>>/v/681565090>>>/v/681565090Wisn this game had a good combat system…
>>484482239because i get to marry her
>>484482195Both are dogshit, only good for flavor if you wanna RP as a dragonfucker
>>484482239She gifted me my favorite weapon in all Fromsoft games and she is a cute tsundere witch doll too
>go through SOTE checklist>only about 50% complete after defeating every remembrance boss except Radahn and most of the side bosses>it's mostly cookbooks, weapons, talismans, and spellsUgh
Stop loving evil men who are bad for you
>>484482361I got hugged by the yellow hand to save Melina from burning herself, I love her <3
>>484482334St. Trina isn't evil, she's cute!>>484482361Melina is based, wish the dlc fleshed her out more desu
>Die twice to Romina with colossal weapon>Switch to sword and board for Messmer>One shot himWhy do I even try to play this game for fun anymore, the game is clearly designed around cheesing because of how horribly aggressive the bosses are. Normal builds just aren't worth the headache.
Late night feet posting. At least one anon will enjoy this.
This is the face of the guy who raped radahn and mohg. What are your thoughts?
>>484482469got a link to the checklist?
>>484481804Yeah I can beat them reasonably well, but the arena this time is full of garbage and when they do the fire spew I have to hop on torrent and fuck off until he decides to stop, it's getting annoying as hell. Also my summon fucked off instead of helping last time, she better not pull this shit on me again. >>484482023Damn.
>>484482478Messmer is the hero of the story though
Is there a way to get up there? I'm certain that one of the paintings was made on that plateau.
>>484482328>Vyke fucked thisEugh...
>>484482553>showing off feet without any tastefulness and showing pussy whole hogNo thanks, whore. Keep your pans and meat curtains to yourself.
>>484482630Calm your tits Rellana
>>484482361Maybe I'd care about her if she actually showed up more than a couple times over the course of my playthrough
Gotta admit I can't really beat most these bosses and I dont want to resort to summoning or some cheese build. Is there anything I can do other than collecting fragments that can help out like a weapon that is OP but not gamebreaking good
oh no the nigger is back, fuck me
>>484482579https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15eoYo8yGX7jEDCijuS1c6W_uNuGCvIB59T1xaJWJNi8/edit?usp=sharing
What's the worst example of someone you've seen that has way less health than they should?>RL300ish>Host dies with 1100 healthI don't even know how people get this far like that.
>>484482680Post boss and scat level.
>>484482361Melina gets nothing to her besides quoting marika and dying. There's a reason people choose every other elden ring girl over her. Blame miyazaki for picking favorites with ranni and marika
>>484482670>Does nothing except genocide h*rnsent and be a good filial sonI wrote nothing wrong and he did nothing wrong, we only fight him because he happens to be in our way
>>484482553get this shit out of here, this is a vidya general
>>484482676There it is.
>>484482680Pump your defenses, level your vigor, use the skibidis, figure out the bosses' weaknesses, standard stuff.
Marika is a whore and a bad mother.
>>484482769She looks very hungry
>>484482680Giant crusher with lions clawWarning does not work on final boss
>>484482769I love my mommy
>>484482824Marika's pussy is hot, wet and sticky and clings to your cock like it doesn't want to be left alone
Get ready to see Miquella drawn in a cloth diaper in the coming days.
>>484482769It's uncanny how everyone depicts Marika the exact same way.
So Messmer had THIS literally begging to be impregnated by him and he still didn't? Is he gay or something,?
Not really enjoy the dlc but I think it might just be me being done with the typical souls formula now. Bosses have gotten bigger flashier and fast but i’m still dark souls rolling and light/heavy attacking.
How do you pronounce Eochaid?
Marikabros What would you do if you're having sex and suddenly she grows a cock with red pubic hair
>>484482862
>>484482704There's 7 here. 3 men, 2 women, 2 "women". The two biowomen negresses here regularly chimp out at eachother over shipping related to male characters if you see anyone sperging at eachother about messmer or something it's them. One of the males is the noxfag, another is one of the ones seething about godwyn not being in the dlc and retcons.
>>484482951Coomers are so weird man
>>484482985erm, it's pronounced shadow. you should know this, it's old english :/
>>484480969Bump
why is she like this?is there a correct choice?
>>484476706not just any murderhobo's, they gotta be faith Chads.
>>484482989It's all pink on the inside
>>484483108just make the choice you think your character would makeit's a role playing game anon
>>484483020>I am the only normal man in this entire generalThe weight of such a burden... it must be mine
If you porn addicts want to jack off together so badly then get a discord server or steam group or something. Stop shitting up the threads you fucking fatherless losers.
>>484483116INT pussy is for Big FTH cock only
>>484483108There is, let her go after hornfag and ignore them both then help your bro in the store house instead. >>484483149>choicekek same thing happens no matter what you pick
>>484482917Hot
>>484482989Clearly my wife wants a reach around; I give her the best double orgasm of her fucking eternal life>>484483108Kill all hornsent (if you make no suggestion it doesn't end or ruin the quest)
>>484483116Then why does she give you a moonlight greatsword? Why did rennala give radagon a moonlight greatsword. Are they stupid?
>>484483021>coomersgo back
>>484483007which part should i fap to today, mommy?
>>484483108Hornsent is a massive nigger so send her after him
>Just fucking dunked ALL OVER mohg with nothing but me and my +0 mimic and two dragon communion sealsBro was +0, but he's +10 now Holy fucking shit I had no idea how fucking broken and more importantly FUN it was to have a screaming dragon clone bro
So close yet so far
>>484483020Unironically what does this post mean
>>484482680just explore everything and you'll hit 99 vig and str/dex and everything will be easy. i think the game was designed assuming that the majority of players would rely on summons, ashes, and cheese anyways. i have a hard time imagining sex havers getting good enough to beat some of these bosses without cheese or being overlevelled.
>>484483075church directly east of the very first grace of the dlc
>>484483260Whatever your heart desires anon.
>>484483302Just let yourself summoned and there you go you got it
>>484483206So do FTH chicks go for pure Str dudes, like how Marika's first lord was Godfrey?
>be me>successful sorcerer>have a prestigious seat at Raya Lucaria >teach advanced glintstone sorcery to the future generations >still no maidens >walk around the streets of Caria >all those wenches walking around with FTHggersCaria has fucking fallen
Are people in the arena just going to spam the deathblight exploit with the discus shield and nanaya's torch?
>>484483260
>>484483302soul....just put on the phantom talisman to turn yourself orange
kek 54/54 Quality is still worse than pure str or pure dex at 80 even after the buff
Just saw xqc beat Radahn with no summons or shield, and he was fat rolling. Shitters, our cope?
>>484483354He dropped a shield and doesnt respawnDoes anyone know if theyre farmable? I spent a few hours killing some in shadow fort but nothing yet
>>484483417What do you get for winning arena matches anyways?
>>484483206>>484483379Canonically most people in the lands between are attracted to faith cock. Even guys are. Look at radahn and mohg. Literally mindbroken by a faith build.
Just saw Pokimane squirt after jilling to Radahn with no summons while fatassed. Shitters, our cope?
>>484483359>>484483430i'm getting closer....
>>484483653
>>484483496zoomer streamerfagneck yourself
>>484483548A heightened dopamine level and lowered cortisol level, I just like pvp
>>484483472Quality is not about the damageIt's about the versatility
>>484477343I haven't beat Radahn yet and it melted him pretty good before I quit the game. When I got summoned it seems pretty weak. Maybe it's only good with the Maternal Staff. Got summoned for Gaius with just me and the host and it wasn't very effective.
>>484483584Elden Ring is a FAITHBVLL game
Friendship ended with fire prelate and bull goat legsNow, greaves of solitude is my best friend
I don't really get why Radahn doesn't have feet. Is it a diabetes joke, 'cause he just eats corpses forever?
>>484483832He has omega scarlet rot, they fell off like necrosis
I think I'm gonna do a dragon communion build nextbe a TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR
>>484483937based igon poster
>>484483937Im doing one myself too
>Summoned to help with an overworld boss>INVADED BY BLOODY FINGER RANDOM FAGGOT>Both me and the other summon are WATCHING HIM SPAWN>Host is still walking into boss>Triggers boss>Other summon TURNS AWAY FROM PHANTOM AND WALKS TO GO HELP WITH THE BOSSPleasePlease god tell me what I'm supposed to do to help these people
>>484483937Good choice anon. Dragonfagging is a lot of fun and made that whole part of the DLC even better.
>>484484137That's why I just fight club at gatefront
>>484484158>Not a single dragon weapon exists that scales with fth/arcReeeeeeeee
>dragon head>dragon armWhy no dragon tail, dragon leg, or dragon wing spells?
Does Drake warrior means you're a Warrior drake or that you're a warrior taht fights drakes
>>484484345It's not even about dragon weapons, there just isn't anything that scales off of fth and arcI made a dragon character, and dragon communion seal scales best with high arc, but some spells require a fairly high level of fth all of this and there isn't even a weapon I can pair with it
>>484484409>we never got Bayle's Lightning wings as a dragon communion incantationGODDAMMIT
>>484484454it means you fight in the name of that rapper that diddles kids
>>484483235Have any cute ideas anon? Was thinking of either a Daki or him doing the little arm pose he does when he rides Radahn. Going full on Cloth for himAlso was Bayle supposed to be easy enough to kill in 5 tries?
>>484484454You're a warrior of drakes as the name implies
>>484484454Think dragoons from Final Fantasy: you're both.
Best infusion for this? I'm assuming connecting with wing stance fully applies a status in pvp?
>>484484457This weapon should have been the DMGS of Dragon Builds
>>484484509Maybe trying to act all regal and dignified giving a speech but instantly turns red the minute he feels a little leakage.
>>484484563if you have a lot of str, heavy or firedex, keen or lightningfth, holy or flame artint, cold or magicarc, bleed
>>484484563Bleed or frost as with most other things that hit fast and lots
If Radahn is in Mohgs body why doesn't he look like Mohg at all
>>484484757small indie company please understand
>>484484637If it's any consolation, the RoB great katana also has no Arc scaling.
dlc should have had an item like margit's shackle that you can use on radagon. BACK TO THE JAR WITH YE!
>>484484757It is the soul that commands the flesh to take shape. Like with Godwyn. When his soul died, his flesh started growing endlessly and without purspose.
>>484481429yeah, here's a better look at the front
Swiftslash isn't fun to fight.
>>484483678thank you mommy, I finished
>>484484648Oh you gave me an idea with that anon. A speech mid change while he does little arm pose. The question is if the hands should be the default Tarnished Armor gauntlets, Radahn or Malenia
>>484484838Also I'm pretty sure Radahn still has some horns growing on his arm.
why does Savage lions claw sometimes true combo and sometimes not on the last hit
>>484484637God I wish the ash could be applied to other weapons
>>484484850agreedis it even parryable?
https://youtu.be/DkVxDegj1HM?si=fyx08gEmPPbeAh-mFinally, a guide on how to look like a fucking retarded faggot.
>>484484757i wonder what mohg would've looked like if he wasn't omen'd
>>484485012I have no idea brother, I've tried and I'm not sure if it's latency but even if you did the little bullshit malenia slashes it gets would knock you away from the riposte anyway
Wish you could get Midra's rags.
>>484484896Good boy
>>484485012Worthy Rivers of Blood successor
Marikabros convinced me to stop watching porn. 8 days now. Thank you.
>>484484928Hmmm I'm not sure... I'd love to talk with you more about this.
>>484482556he looks like he's about to ask me if I have any games on my phone
Marikabros convinced me that honour killings need to make a comeback.
>>484485079mommy can i have help doing the same?
>>484485063just use morgott rags, it's close enough
Ive been walking around the finger ruins and thinking about Jolan having the black flame logo on her armour and how nonsensical Ymir’s entire quest line is. Combined with the internal name for the pute knight being “knight of the glow eyed queen” I can’t shake the feeling this entire quest line was made together out of assets from a cut GEQ questing or something
>>484485195They convinced me that stop bullying campaigns were a mistake
>>484485240Just go watch porn you waste of oxygen
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>>484485303EARLYAND OFTEN
To the faggot who just teabagged me after barely beating me and using katana cringe, you fucked with the wrong autist. I know you post in this thread only an absolute faggot plays Elden Ring at 3 in the morning.
>>484485012>Not KatanaSchum
>>484485324I should teabag more often if this is the reaction it gets
>>484485321yesss... more sweat and armpits please.. or COCK
>>484485437
Is the Dancing lion the first major boss of the DLC? But then, after passing it, I find a closed door. I hate it when the do that.
>>484485273sote was planned to be two separate dlcs at some point, right? might be assets that were originally unrelated sort of mushed together and repurposed.
>>484485437wtf... cock is gay dude
>>484485324I was hoping you were talking about me at first but I am using ansbach bow with sleep arrows and a spread crossbow with sleep bolts
>>484485481REEEEEEE>>484485508IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S MY MOMMY'S COCK
>>484485508Miyazaki told me it wasn't gay if it's a cute femboy.
Imagine if the artist who layed the groundwork for fan depictions of Marika touched grass instead. Where would we be?
>>484485528Where's the best grace to farm mats for sleep stuff? Can you just ride on torrent and pick them up?
>>484485321How good is she with her mouth?
>>484485631I'd be making on topic, helpful and informational posts instead. Maybe some lore posts too
I hate the bimbo Marika model so much it looks like complete coomerbait dogshit. Marina should be radiant and beautiful not some generic bit tittied whatever the fuck
How are you realistically supposed to fight Radahn at the end of the DLC? I mean, I just don't really get it. He is nonstop hyper aggressive, and leaves ZERO openings for you to heal or even do certain moves. Literally everything he can do is faster than every move I have, what are you even supposed to do besides just roll-spam for the 200th time in a row just waiting for your single chance to strike? Then you get to phase 2 and it's like an actual joke, like the dev team must have been laughing their asses off with that one. Pointing at the screen tears from laughing so hard at just the sheer stupidity of phase 2
>>484485528what's your follow up for when they sleep?
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>>484485818Not that anon but pic related ash uncharged combos into tap r2. It's pretty funny
>>484485657I farmed trina lilys from the jellyfish around the apostate derelict grace in the consecrated snowfields, and then you just need root resin for the grease which is easily farmable from a location right next to the warmaster shack, just keep reloading the area and you'll get 3 every like 10 seconds. You can't craft trina arrows and there's a limited quantity but you can craft the sleepbone arrows from thin beast bones and the trina lilys. Good luck, it was cancer for me.
>>484485789Porn addicts have no taste or standards
>>484485818Spread shot does shitloads of damage if you hit it point blank.
>Coomer hoursGod, you all are pathetic. Quit gooning and go outside. Porn is NOT a hobby.
>>484485801>and leaves ZERO openings for you to heal or even do certain movesHe has a ton, watch a video of someone else fighting him if you can't figure out where his openings are
>>484486000Nice trips. I'm just trying to play elden ring spreading the love of my beautiful wife St. Trina in the arena by making others go to bed
>>484486000there's nothing outside except crackheads and angry people why would i go there
Coomer hours. Have some cute feet.
>>484486127Yuria should be a hollow
never goon
>>484486127who the heck is that?
>poison archer pvp'd my way from level 73 to level 117>still haven't begun the DLCThe usual player from the DLC influx tends to be utterly bewildered that I'm using a bow and actually hitting them. Once they get the dodge timing right I surprise them with a bleed uchiganata (I'm forced to use it okay?). I have 0 chance against experienced players who have clearly been dueling for the past 2 years though.
>>484486187Sorry here’s someone you might recognize.
>>484486187Yuria from ds3
The fate of all gooners
>>484486321Thiollier was a fake trina follower, he didn't even hear her words like I did, because I'm her true consort
>>484486416this but me
>no trina armor setlame
If the dude named malenia I've murdered twice in the arena is in thread, put on some armor because varre's helm with eleonora's poleblade both isn't a malenia cosplay and is also just a terrible idea.
>>484486554Thiolliers set
>>484486451>>484486416These, but me.
(https://youtu.be/xt4XAz2WZ3Y)
>>484486590bro, i'm not dressing up as a poison cuck who isn't even good enough to hear trina
>>484477741Trina was pretty much ripped from the body she shared
>>484486321should've been an option to go to town on his femboy ass after cucking him
Why did St. Trina want to kill Miquella instead of just stopping him from being a god? And why was godhood a prison anyways?
I get the feeling that status effects, like bleed, frost, poison, rot, frenzy, etc. all effect us way more than they effect NPCs when the player tries to use them.Am I crazy or is this true at all?
>takes a million years to cast>requires perfect spacing>will whiff if used too close>will whiff if used too far away>does same damage as AMOGS R2>all this for the hefty price of 2 spell slots, 43 FP and 53 ARCConclusion: It's shit, but not just regular shit, but Premium, handcrafted, special designed, shit.
>>484486789NPCs have bloated numbers, yes
>>484486738Trina probably knew he was impossible to reason with or dissuade by that point, what with having discarded all the parts of him that could be convinced otherwise.
>>484486819>swiftslashes u
>>484486819I can't believe both of the new dragon incantations were complete dogshit.
>>484486819Every cool spell in the game is overtly garbage whenever the PC tries to use it.
>>484486819AMOGS?
>>484486819Yeah. Absolutely mogged by Dragonmaw which does more damage and has infinite hyper armor
>>484486819is the roar one redeemable?
>giant fat dragon missing a leg>still fast as fuckIt’s so tiresome
>>484486789DLC NPCs have like 10,000 health anon.
>>484486984Ancient meteoric ore greatsword
>>484487082The fucking plant dashing across the arena is also very stupid
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um... why did the death rune dagger instantly kill Godwyn? it doesn't instantly kill any other demi gawds.
>>484487069No, it leaves you hanging for a long ass time, making you a free kill for players or bosses
>>484487069only one per playthrough. Picked the boss's coolest attack thinking "there's no way they fuck up Giga Red Lightning Flame Magma Dragon Talon Smash 9000"... RIGHT?!Little did I know, Miyazaki is a HACK
>>484487164WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE CANCEROUS WHORE. WE'RE IN PAGE 6, DON'T BAKE UNTIL PAGE 10FUCKING RETARD. KILL YOURSELF
>>484484637Why did they make it so big that the scabbard noticeably goes into the floor like a whole foot
>>484487415This but unironically
>>484484637When did they add Monster hunter weapons to Souls.
Do shield pokes work like thrusting shield guard attacks?
>>484488105No, thrusting shield guard attacks actually decrease the shield's guard boost, shield pokes buff your guard to the point you can spam them forever with no fear.
>>4844830401: you wouldn't even recognise old English as English2: Eochaid is an Irish word3: you're a big dumb stupidhead
>put Endure on a weapon>can literally ignore boss attacks while dishing out my own>just sip once afterwards and repeatThis shit is so broken when you stack even a little bit of defensives lol
>>484489193Had someone put this shit on the Dueling shield earlier. He won every trade.
What do you guys think about twinblades?I am officially sexually attracted to light greatswords, but I need some weapons to play the main game. I'm thinking katanas or thrusting swords or twinblades.
