shalquoir if she real editionLastSoftware >>484389927>Newshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/armored-core/news/armored-core-vi-fires-of-rubicon-ranked-match-season-update-notice-may-2024>The main information documents for Elden Ring (/erg/), Dark Souls (/dsg/), Bloodborne (/bbg/), Demon's Souls, Sekiro, King's Field, Armored Core (/acg/) and Spellboundhttps://rentry.org/fsgInfo>Soulslike games like Nioh, Lies of P, Code Vein, Lords of the Fallen, etc...https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Souls-like
1. Anal / Urethral (the Primeval Current)2. /erg/ - Elden Ring General players
there are literally no fun int non-caster weapons
>>484508282I'm having fun with the wife sword.
>>484508359you are an npc
>>484508791No. Sorry if I'm not unique enough for you.
wow i love charging r2
dont bully the npc
>>484508282yoda sword
>>484509198l2 stick for npcs
I love tree spirits
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U6XDI6Nti9w
>>484508282Astel wing/stars of Astel are both sexy af
What does /fsg/ think about lords of the fallen? Thinking about requesting a refund after 48 minutes of playtime. The umbral lantern is cool conceptually, but feels like a gimmick I will get tired of fast
>>484509810r2 stick and l2 stick
every single slurm weapon is an l2 stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqftSQEWrpkwe watching /our girl/, the crab princess?
except for all the new weapon classes
>>484510276>The umbral lantern is cool conceptually, but feels like a gimmick I will get tired of fastIt isall of the umbral puzzles except like 2-3 are shit. The extent of the umbral lamp boils down to>can't progress in an area without it>go into umbral>cross a bridge>escape umbral 30 seconds laterIt never gets more complicated than that. I've heard they've had a ton of patches so the game is most likely way better now, but the foundation is still shit. The entire game is... mid. It has it's moments but I wouldn't say it's anywhere near the quality of actual fromslop. I did 2 playthroughs when It came out and had fun, I just wouldn't pay for it.
>>484510709Can you kill yourself? No one thinks your shitty tf2g millennial memes are funny except you
>>484510608I'll add her to my watch later list
there's 3 /erg/ tourists here so far hope they all die
my what
>>484510608>knocks off the carian knight off a ledge>kills him immediately>it took me almost a dozen triesI can't believe I'm a shitter
>>484510709faggot
>>484510981Well she did spend like 20 minutes fighting the solitude armor guy if it makes you feel any better. Sometimes you just have a mental block when playing.
>>484511839I was stuck on that guy for 2 hours...
>>484510608Not my girl
>>4845119422 hours? on an npc? nigga
>>484511967but she is the crab princesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3fqMJb8Ks
which face is betterjap samurai, evil ending
gumo morningpatch soom
>>484507897>disliking ER after playing through their previous games What now?
>>484512235I didn't have any blessings
>>484513284Just keep playing Armored Core Silent Line
>>484513553bro just backstab fish that niggaor abuse its ai with jeehuntor (setup) parry him
>>484512438Left, but I've got a gut feeling he'll look like a raspberry in different lighting so flip a coin on it.>>484513284you sit down with the rest of the club, past the scope of the exploration and the lore, ER is easily one of the weaker ones in the "main" slike genre
>>484513210KICKITBACK IN
>>484513284Pick up a popular multiplayer game
>Love watching DS2>Hate playing it
>healing incants don't work>you HAVE to use a warming stone for the shrimpFuck you too miyazaki
>>484507897What would you prefer next for From Software:A game like Elden RingA game like Dark SoulsA game like Sekiro
you know god1 won because illusory wall made the most souls dissected about it
Did you have a stroke typing that?
>>484515524Sekiro please
>>484515524Sekiro or old style Dark Soul
They should've replaced the gaols with more Forges
>>484515524Something entirely new
HelloPost webms of demon's souls and das1 please
>das
>>484518169
>>484515524Tenchu. I want to be Rikimaru again or gawk at Ayame's thick thighs and ass.
>>484518169I HATE THIS FAGGOT DRAKE.
>>484520681CURSE YOU, DRAKE!
>>484518386pwned
I just want to remind everyone about how much I want to bite Miss Chalice's aerolas like how Bayle does his grab
she's ugly as fuck doe
What was your most memorable boss battle? I think it was Fume Knight for me.
>smithscript spear is bugged and consumes stamina twice
>>484523272intended just like messmers spear>>484523228frieda
>>484523536or maybe they're just both bugged, you stupid ape...
>>484523536I want to deathblight torch you so fucking bad
so many taunters tonguersgravelording would be succesful in eldog
>>484524030Just block Lol. Lmao even
>>484523272spears continue to lose
did stayd officially cancel Flames of Old or something? whenever i see him live on twitch he's "working on an Armored Core clone from scratch", which seems much more ambitious and time-consuming.
Do we approve of shields around these parts?
medium shields only
>>484523908why....*sob*
>>484524404lollmao even>>484524681>>484524562small shields into guardbreak softswap chaos dagger death true conbo only>>484523272Ive been using it in pve kinda fun but the stam consumption is awful>>484518169when i get home maybe
dual spear with leda's armor and the running attack talisman is just the pre-nerf spear damage again
>>484525097Because you're STUPID34 STAMINA SHOULDN'T GAS MY ENTIRE BAR
>>484524562I have been radicalized into anti-shieldism
nobody even blocks with the frisbee
Brass shield still mogs everything
apparently backshot blades are bugged, which is why they do obscene hp damage but no poise damage
>dorito shieldnot using thatit's just >1< extra stability
>>484515524a game like dark souls 2
gold is cooler thobeit
>>484526406it's got better block res than all the other med shields, dummy
>>484523228
>>484526557>on par with the knight greatshieldsTotal Dorito Victory
>>484524562too honest:>medium shield (no carian retaliation or golden parry)>shield bashhonest:>2H weapon with greatshield talisman>greatshield for guard counters>the humble bucklerstill honest:>medium shield (usable parry frames edition)suspect:>status shield crash greatshieldhas been for faggots since day 1 of demon's souls:>shieldpoking
Is the elden ring password updated? I use /dsg/, /erg/, dsg and erg
nothing changed
>>484508282fuck you>>484508791fuck you>>484509476fuck you>>484510295fuck you>>484510884fuck you>>484512235fuck you>>484516764fuck you>>484518306fuck you
What's the best helm for dex now
Catacombs and hero's graves are actually some of the more fun areas in elden ring. It's a shame half of them contain garbage.
>>484527047"shieldpoking"Do you mean holding up your shield and then thrusting with a spear?
>>484527047>>shieldpoking>When it's been nerfed to shit
bro ur thrusting shield
>>484526406>>484526557Blue-Gold hits the same gimmick for much lighter weight, Banished Knight is a nice middle ground between the Dorito and Blue-Gold if you still better blockres than B-G but lighter than Dorito. All 3 have 100 Phys Block and all 3 hit 100 Stability with Shield boost AoW. With the DLC, that has expanded to include the Serpent-crest, Wolf-crest and Messmer Soldier shields - resulting in 6 total shields that fulfil a functionally identical usecase for "ideal shield stats" (which, provided the vague fextrashite patchnote doesn't mean shit, means all 6 with Shield Boost AoW can fully block a waterfowl dance with stamina to spare and no chip damage).The 3 Kite Shields also hit 100 Phys Block at the "cost" of being unable to hit 100 Stability (only ~97, oh the humanity), with Twinbird in particular coming with a free mini Red+Blue Tearstone (which for how much everything is scaled back for "balance" in PvP, and how long you can be on the field in PvE), means the 5% damage + 10% mitigations at 20% or below is actually a very significant free boost, and is far more accessible + relevant than 6 points of stability.Dorito is not the mono-meta midshield, it's fashionless normalniggers sorting the fextrashite table by 1 stat and not appreciating that every piece of equipment is made with "a" niche in mind.Another devastating blow to the fucking joke that is the slurm "metagame".
>>484528924>and all 3 hit 100 StabilityAnd post discarded
>>484527314erg /erg/ dsg /dsg/ for me too
For me?I just roll everything with my 2handed greathammer.Miquella's really eating my ass thogh, and i'm regrettiing it
>>484522795can you breathe fire??
there is literally no point in greathammers existing when greataxes are just better and longer and have more AR and can get better ashes of war
They have better poise and stamina damage
>>484531443nuh uhi like the gh moveset better
when dlc
Got some questions about DS2, how does the dodging system work in ds2? been trying to fight Sir Asshole for 2 days using my old character and don't understand shit, maybe using zwei + elite knight set isn't the best either but whatever, in DS1 your dodge type used to be based on a % of your total weight limit, but it's not like that here, second thing, decided to upgrade fume knight sword since it seems the best ultra greatsword damage/scaling wise but it's impossible to land attacks because lockon also doesn't work like in DS1
>>484533080godwyn airplane dogfight
>>484533671level up your ADP.
>>484531678this is literally irrelevant 99% of the time>>484531693its the same moveset but worse running/crouching attacks
>>484534297the crouch attack is way better
How's Pontiff these days
deader than dead
it was alive before the dlc
post a webm right now or so help me I will post another
why do bosses like radahn or rellana never run out of stamina? bug?
>>484533671Dodging is based on the agility stat in your character sheet— it governs your iframes and is mainly improved by leveling ADP in the leveling menu. ATT also increases agility a tiny bit. http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/agilityAlso your equipment weight % matters. Ideally you stay below 50%http://darksouls2.wikidot.com/rollinghttp://darksouls2.wikidot.com/equipment-load
>>484535805>>484533671Also note that backsteps have iframes in ds2 you may find that useful
>>484535768skill issue
what do you think the ergies are doing rn
playing ergy ring probably
who?
>>484537334im at work
Admittedly not a souls vet at all, but Lies of P so far fits my conception of them much more than Elden Ring ever did.
>>484537803It’s a fine game and a fine soulslike.
Gimme more Armored Core the mission based gameplay is way better than trying a new build and finding out it's shit after X hours of leveling
>Perfume Bottles count as paired weapons so they don't benefit from the Two Handed Talisman.Zaki hates me and my lightning bottles.Is it fine to save Bayle and Igon's quest until after burning the tree or does it need to be done before?
>>484538087Wait for ac6fa lolMission based souls would be kinda fun… like gearing up at a camp and fiddling with weapons, armor, jars, spells, buffs etc
>>484538256It just needs more refinement and balance. Don't mean like "this weapon is OP and makes fights easy." It's simpler stuff like flying around making fights cakewalks because japs can't think vertically.
I actually wouldn't mind Adaptability if there were visible differences as you levelled up and the hitboxes weren't shit. It needs to be better communicated to the player why the dodge failed. We already see that with different equipment loads. If someone fat rolls at the exact same time as a quick roll, the quick roll succeeds and the fat roll fails. It's obvious why. Just brainstorming but if my dodges were animated differently at 1 vs 19 vs 99. At 99 you borderline samus roll while at 1 you are side stepping. Equipment load being the distance you roll and Adaptability being the iframes and hitbox of your character as you dodge.
>>484537004bug?
>>484537781proof?
>duo fight in DS1>one guy does zip zoom dash attacks after you and past you, the other guy just slowly walks at you, creating this dynamic where you can always choose who to fight and very rarely have both of them fully on you aggressively>duo fight in ER >both bosses are glued to your asshole with non stop aggressionand people wonder why they get cheesed so often
>>484538943Nah fuck that handholding dogshit. You can literally go into the stat menu. You level adp you see your AGI increase. If you're an inquisitive normal person you then hover over AGI and see what it does. Period. No further handholding needed. These games need to not go there, it's the primary thing they do right. I cringed hard when in the DLC every single enemy with a non-standard way to kill had a fucking message infront of it saying>Hit them from the back. >Climb up the rock and throw stuff into his face, his legs are armored. >Try to circle the wall until you find the hole to enter. >You can't kill this enemy so try to sneak. Like ok man? Why are the devs fucking backseating me now? This bodes ill for future souls games unironically.
>better animation is handholdingare all 2fags like this
>>484537803it's decent but I didn't like the focus on parrying and learning movesetsIf you like the way the levels are set up and how the general flow is though try out DeS, DS1, DS2 they're different combat wise (more focus on slow approach without learning movesets, just learning a bosses "vibe" so to speak, extreme focus on level design rather than boss fights) but otherwise very enjoyable in ways that Elden Ring isn't. The world in particular feels so fucking good in DS1 and they never replicated that
>>484540332>nooo why does my rpg have stats that I can't visually seedo you complain when strength doesn't visibly make your character more bulky too? do you mind how when you pump dex you don't grow breasts?
>>484528924why the FUCK would i run barricade shield you stupid monkey.
this is why no one likes you
>>484531443greathammers get better hyperarmor, crouch r1s, and have a better 1h moveset
Who wants to do a team battle>why caelidit's the only map with cover
>>484531443the games werent designed around pve, and their poise damage is higher which stance breaks bosses, and strike damage is as a rule very powerful in pve
team fights are dog in slurm
im eating icecream rn gimme a min
im all slurmed out today so maybe tomorrow in the evening
die ergies
>>484540721>do you complain when strength doesn't visibly make your character more bulky too?That would be cool though.
@79would u kiss an ergie girl
ergie girls were chased out it is an all male space similar to euro nudist beaches
>>484524030>>484524131its non stopI can't believe fromsoft managed to somehow fuck up even such a simple thing as global invasions. The finger gives equal weight to all invasion regions, so you're just as likely to invade some faggot taunting in redmane castle as you are any of the 10,000 pvers in beluratso fucking stupid
i wish you could make your character a twink in these games. the default male body always has too much ab definition specifically.
>>484541254whos asking
>>484543161smells like mash
ymfah fr be out here playing ds2 for the 79th time in 2024
damn hes based
sorry typo meant to say unbased
dont pretend to me you freakazoid
it's just bizarrethe elden ring dlc came out and like 5 days later he releases a 90 minute video on yet another ds2 playthrough but this time no walking no running no dodging no controller no keyboard no mouse no monitor no dancepad
can you use thiolliers concoction during pvp, would be funny to ironically drink it when my phantoms die to the red man infront of him
>>484544889are you dumb...
>>484545240stupid post
idk who any of these mentioned people are, i only know jeeallah
>>484545408stupider post
>>484545507stupidest post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO6MOFVmh10ugly beanpole
not pretending to me that is me
>>484545982nothingburger character
st troona
let's waste every cool idea we have lmao
>>484542162mhm
why do the death knight twinaxes have 100 less AR than any other axe on qualfth
L2 Tax
fuck marry killnoxnyekozullie
fuck zullie's mac' n' cheese gussymarry nyekoflay nox alivealso late-hit tooth whip l2 gets true combos
can you buff the tooth whippa
no
do i want 60 fth 34 str or 54 str 40 fth for my str fth bill
>>484548063marry zullie to yemmykill noxi think nyeko died
>>484549208>i think nyeko diedno..........
>>484549291it was murder suicide with noxy
>>484548939never go past 50 fth for melee
and the TheRegulars go without holes...
I remember when I used to be an honorfag back in 2013 (late Dark Souls 1 pvp) and still was until the end of Dark Souls 2 but then... I saw the light. Why the fuck was I treating this shitty as lagfest of a video game like some sort of eSport? GG my ASS, there is no GG with this dogshit netcode.Then I just started fucking every single host I came across. Le honor? Bowing? Get backstabbed and pointed down fag. I spit on you.
are any of the TheRegulars hungry
What did you bake
>>484542162>>>/wsg/5607576
>>484550189autotune too light and your shitskin voice came through. Delete and redo
>>484550281im the whitest dsgger
Take me back to '21 pontiff already
always knew shitlero was brown
>>484549705I was a bowfag until someone bowed at me at the start of an invasion while looking like a huge faggot ( I don't remember what it was about him) I threw a dung pie at him instead. Over the years my favorite thing to throw at someone bowing was definitely the Bloodborne rocks.
you think you do but you dont
I do.
>>484550585klippi gf thighs............................
>>484552041back off, thats for godmasks eyes only
do not repost 3 year old stolen 'ebms
I payed for that 'ebm
i got this one from a yard sale
>>484541670I disagree
would elden ring invasions not just be 100x better if the system worked like the ds2 opt-out system rather than the opt-in system?
poopmask really do be doing ab testing to see which of his horrid posts get the most replies
>>484552904That's your dogshit opinion, maaaaaaan
>>484553046yeah but then hostbabies would complain
>>484553228would they? i got invaded like twice per playthru in ds2 and never burned the pubic hair
>>484553112my opinion is not dogshit
>>484550585you're a straggot so i dont really care...
>>484553228hosts are genuinely cucked in er because the moment they engage in coop they have to deal with instant invasions by a swift slash playerkiller with a chainsaw setup ready if he feels wronged. In the other games you can summon and may not meet an invader in most zones
>>484553338Yeah you would be surprised, some people cannot handle competition at all. Even with how one sided the er system is hosts still complain
>>484553752doesn't hit as hard + you're a faggot + enjoy hell + you're a sodomite
>>484554243i think the er system is far more hostile towards people who wanna coop though. Like it may seem like host advantage but the dynamic is as described above your post and actually means you cant coop without invaders anymore and the invaders are post-arms race
why does shit3 still get so many players i dont get it
it won
the china award
>>484554570weakest reply ever
>>484554680its just timing a lot of people who are 20 now grew up with itin 8 years elden ring will have the same phenomenom
Considering how much verticallity there is in the map, do you nerds recommend using a map or a video to find all the tree fragments on elden ring DLC?
>>484554884No not at all. Exploring is one of the funnest part of playing the dlc.
>>484554884skibidi frags are a dumb mechanic, so go ahead on subsequent playthroughs
>>484554807ok but you are a faggot though
>>484554884first playthrough? the mechanic is intended to make you explore so explore. Checklisting isnt fun so dont do that. Theyre not actually very missable if you actually try put all paths you find
'21 tiffsigh
>>484554996>>484555108This is my 2nd character, doing it the first time was interesting, I just defeated mohg and this already feels like a slog
>>484554570why are you pretending to be me
...
>>484555080erm... that's a given. strags are so dumb smfh
>>484555364congrsts u got into the dlc how does it feel
>>484555939>no crossbow comboI feel pretty empty inside
>>484555314 If you already played through the DLC before and you don't remember how to get to which area you might unironically have alzheimers though
the endless
Thank Jee nobody knows what this weapon does
why would you want to purge buffs if you can just swift slash or deathblight madness instead
knew you were following me
*sips your physick*
holy moly is that another holy/physical fth sword??
>>484507897what if ranni was a catgirl>>484554884just cheat them in if youre stuck i went everywhere and got like half of them they're so hidden it's dumb
no it's an evil l2stick
>>484557653What
never should have come here
the l2 deals thrust dameowge
I remember the time I started DS3 almost immediately after finishing DS2.>holy fuck I just rolled 3 times in a row without gigacucking my stamina, this is insane rollspam
who are you quoting
can't remember everything is all fuzzy
been invading all morning cause vacationtime for some 'esh 'ebms
can you stop
ergie really do be pressing l2
...hm?
Raping the shrimpRaping the shrimpRaping the shrimpRaping the shrimpRaping the shrimp
NO, 983. I won't. NUH UH.I WILL press L2 on viglet hosts, and I WILL have fun.
he is here with us
You can actually block the Smelter Demon (Iron Keep) with a Gyrm Greatshield.Not sure if the Blue Smelter Demon (Brume Tower) can ever be blocked.
>Halo
we were supposed to have shitty cave fcs and posts webms...our god abandoned us........CURSE YOU SUPER KAWAII NYEKO KNYA-IGHT
>>484559957I think shrimp is nice leave him alone
the butterfly spell is so pretty, apparently it sucks
hard countered by a kukri
must be a sekiro reference
>70 damage
>>484558724I still remember how much I hated pvp>oh so he can just rollspam away and estus and get away with it?every single invasion was just me draining the hosts estus dry over 6 minutes until i just said fuck it and used rollcatch stuff like everyone else
>>484561152dunno why they made the falloff so intense
>/hg/
>>484561324it was a personal request from jeenine
is that image real
need a fruity knight build with the romina halberd and the flower spells
This place took a turn. It wasn't this bad just 3 days ago.
it was worse because we had that stupid spamming ergite
do you think nox is okay
only 'pa can save us
rkr lance + spear talisman + twohander talisman + jump talisman
>>484561713I wonder what the stats look like on such a buildthe spells require too much faiththe weapons require too much arcane
>>484561994why
honest dark hand
>>484561994rolls ur attack
why the fuck does that weapon require arcanedumb zaki
Give me suggestions for weapon ashes to throw on the great katana. So far been rocking with storm blade which has been doing really well in pvp and pve but it really feels like i can grab something that better compliments the moveset of this thing
https://youtu.be/ZZvIVRQ4E7I?feature=shared&t=66
dishonest level design
>>484562141pivrcvng fvng
>>484561994>twohander talisman + jump talismandummy
>>484562474dont say they dont stack....
>>484562575run psgs
>>4845625752 handed tally only buffs standing attacks, not running, jumping, etc. because those have their own tallys
>>484562963>2 handed tally only buffs standing attacks, not running, jumping, etc. because those have their own tallysThat is incredibly fucking retarded
>>484561994rkr lance + spear talisman + twohander talisman + curved sword talisman + sekiro tear
wtf is this damage that can't be right
>>484563112yeah that halberd sucks dickalso use a better planner
>>484562141Tpfbt
>>484562141storm blade is just outright busted, but i put flame skewer on mine and enjoyed it
>honest>dishonest
maybe it's better to use that rot kick ash
>>484562135Why does Marais scale off arc?
Which Fromsoft world would be more shit to live in Elden Ring or Dark Souls?
>>484562963cute celebration
>>484563513terrible reading comprehension
>>484563560Nuh uh
>>484562963>>484563541I invaded these guys a second time alone and they broke out the sleep halberd on me
>>484564056>forgot webmsuch shame I cannot bear
>>484561792normal people quit posting cause they beat the dlc, guess im leaving too cant stand discord schizos shitting up the thread and being fags
Why did they have to drop the dlc in summer :(((
rest in piss you won't be missed
it's because i came back
>>484559957>>484559661>>484557220that the one where she has a huge penis and rapes the other one… also i like shimpall the demons in the’fic are based on different shimps
>>484564660Did they also adopt green havel
>>484561792You care about this place at all? Theres mentally ill 4chins here 24/7 What I want to know is which fucking e celeb made a video about swift slash. Been blocking these faggots ALL DAY
>had to go to sleep before pato-sama beat Rellana>She spent 4 hours on itThis is going to be a long series
would it kill miyazaki to make dryleaf whirlwind a truecombo
>>484564869Not him but I care about this place and I only engage with communities I enjoy. I think you're a disgusting obnoxious reddit faggot if you don't feel the same way>ugh fucking 4channers I'm only here because...cope cope cope fuck off if you don't like it
Charged throwing R2s have a way longer effective range, it seems>>484564869take your pick. It's all over yt
>>484561456TheRegulars...
>finish the dlc>literally every single NPC is dead
>>484565292First Memehacki?
>>484565231>Caring about a website getting daily raids spamming LGBT acceptance, tranny shit politics Feds shitstirringGood shabbos goy keep sneeding it
>>484566043can you point out an example of this happening here? Infact I only browse boards/threads where it doesn't happen. If you browse /v/ or /pol/ you're doing it to yourself
HEY GUYS I FUCKING ROLLSLOP TILL I INPUT READ THE BOSS!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!AM I GOD GAMER YET FELLOW JAPENESE AND WEEBS?!?!?!kys these games for FAGGOTS
>>484566043>>484566285Why are you even here
>>484566285>rollum acshuallly we block in these games now. try to keep up, champ
I fucking love this spear so much holy shit
Gn, i hate w*men and brapazaki.>>484565292Everyone dies because they can't write a story in any other way.
>>484564291Good shit. Leda's armor waifus are quickly becoming one of my least favorite archetypes of player>invading on a new build I plan to take into the DLC>pure caster at level 40, which was a mistake because i don't even have full flasks or talisman pouches yet>struggling my way through a fight with the host and his password summon>Leda's armor waifu hunter summoned>just spams the sword's L2 and discus hurl at me>host gets himself killed by fucking miners
>>484566587When are you starting a fc
>>484565380>>484566587There were some survivors in the main game, even good endings with Ranni and Nepheli.
>>484566350gatekeep these nuts you fucking faggot
>>https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/681610918/>Caring about 4chinzLike I said nice tranny website bet your moderators are too
>>484566602>good looking set>put some faggy bonus on it (4%)FUCK YOU
>>484566883>good endings>with Ranni
This fucking guy bodyblocked his own host to death>>484566602Telling you, it's crazy how consistently asscheeks they are at the gameWaifu characters are almost always hot garbage and using the latest eceleb advertised OP "tech"
is Solaire the literal only souls npc to not die at the end of the game
the majula frens live
>>484566883The hornsent grandma survives
i was going to get sekiro on sale but i can tell that it is most likely cancer talked up by dumb weebs
>throw finishvgh slurmkino
Stop bowing to pvers fucking retarded nigger
>>484567201Yes
pvers only deserve the reddit turn
>>484567425Not true at all man. Domhnall, Rickert, the fire maiden, Andre, and probably some more I can't think of right now never actually go hollow or die otherwise. Going hollow is tied to losing your purpose in that game. It's why the tutorial guy does it when he can't teach you shit anymore, why the swamp guy goes hollow when you find a better pyromancy teacher, etc.
>>484567425A lot of NPCs in ER don't die, it's just the DLC that kills everyone (except the grandma)
all out of invasion webms. bonus pve webm>>484567631I felt like it, after all he helped me kill the other guy by blocking him in so that deserves a thanks
>>484567561>It is, it's a very meh game.
>>484567635why does zaki gate this sword behind a cringe nigger stat like int?
>>484567509i said souls game
>>484568220Retard
>>484564837MASSIVE THE’FIC LVRE DVMPThere’s actually an armeowred shimp man in my the’fic… he’s the champion of the shimps but is killed by the humans. istg zaki is copying me… so basically the shimp demons in my setting were accidentally created by the gods who introduced water to a new planet they sent copies of themselves after failing to escape the god war in their original ocean dimension… the shimps warred with the god copies but were stomped and banished to the bottom of the sea. they couldnt be exterminated because the water from the god world and the rocks from the new world create shimps, so there’s an endless number of shimps being made, it just takes time. the god copies created humans but eventually died because their mental states deteriorated and they had a dementia civil war while the humans hid underground meanwhile the shimp population skyrocketed and made smaller shimp humanoids and eventually went to war with the humans. (this is recycled from the 3’fic locust vs hollow war sigh) Also all og shimps want to be immortal and they all try different weird shit. one of the shimps forcibly merges with a goddess in order to regen its body but the resulting creature is retarded and shits silk everywhere— the humans end up finding it and use the silk to graft body parts and make little flesh mechs which r called silver knights cuz the silk is silver and the warriors all look shiny… (3’fic recycled material) the humans also use the corpse of another god who protected them from getting nuked to give them magic powers and win the war but they all get an incurable ailment from being near dead gods because when gods die they lose their autonomic control over magic and release it everywhere (wtf is this just godwyn or something) and pretty much irradiate the fuck out of the area where they died also a volcano contaminates the ocean destroying the shimps and most of the humans r wiped out by the plague
yeah im not reading that... think i'll watch the new jee instead
>>484567841Why do ansbach and thiollier die after killing radahn anyway? i didnt really understand
>>484558937I need to see someone invade at church district with the starscourge greatswords
>>484568781It was a tough battle
>>484568781They die fighting Radahn duh
>>484566541>l2l2l2l2l2l2l2l2>r2 r2 r2 r2r2rr2>l2l2l22l2l2l2l2>eventually a mob is what kills themcringe!
Where is the Romina r34?
>>484568750Whats the new jee
>>484568482Can't wait to read it in 5 years
>>484568936>>484568904I didn't summon them though
man hosts and other summons are absolutely pathetic in elden ringthe absolute degeneration of the playerbase as this series of games has went on is staggeringnow hosts and other phantoms just slap on whatever is the most broken ash of war they can find and just spam it while chugging estus and hoping that they out DPS race the boss or die and go againits no wonder that people are review bombing the dlc for difficulty when this is the skill ceiling for most of the new wave of souls playersfucking grimthese people dont even want to play the game or engage with itthey just want to skip past every slight obstacle so they can go around telling their other normie friends that they beat elden ring
>>484569112Wait so is moore actually a shimp like uhhh red sage dude gowry? was it
>>484569518He's 100% Human
>>484569587he could be a shimpo in human form tho with magic
>>484569407Streamers did this. They changed the perception of games as something you complete instead of something you play.
>>484569712He doesn't turn into a shrimp when you smash his skull
>>484569017you missed a bunch of circle presses, a couple R1s, at least one x, a few dpad presses while holding y, a couple l1s, etc etc. And you also missed the movement axis so I'll be expecting those in your next post
>>484569407bro because you rolled enough to input read the bossdoesn't mean SHIT KID
>pressing buttonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ulHI2zqUE0
>>484569385your playthrough isn't canon
>>484570169your mother read my input
>>484570343my bad lil bro you "memorized" from "practice"with zero skill involved
>>484570589your mother memorized my practice on her
>>484569810But hes wearing armor hmm… meanwhile gowry has hus face exposed
>>484507897>destroyed Demon Soul and Elden Ring as a mage >try mage build in DS3 and get clapped wtf bros? You told me pestilent mist and hidden body was all I needed.
>>484570880gowry's entire body morphs into a shrimp...
>>484571248boooo MOORE SHOULD BE A SHIMPzaki is so lame
Why does Pole blade of the bud require 20 arcane while the rotten butterfly spell requires 33 faith? what kind of build and requirements are these? same remembrance for two different builds? arcane builds don't have that much faith, they only have like 28 for greyolls roar
>>484569407At some point you have to see that the games were never about hard bossfights. What your'e experiencing is people who liked DeS, DS1, DS2, DS3 for its other strengths, now forced to fight retarded dogshit pontiff/fume knight tier bosses as every other boss. Good for you if you enjoy memorizing boss combos, most people don't and never had to do it in previous souls games outside of exceptionally cancer fights. It's understandable they just want it to be over and so they do exactly what is needed to bypass the fight. By the way, I don't particularily mind either way, I am fine learning boss combos specifically because I have fun doing coop, and the only way to be useful in coop is to tank the boss basically. So you can screech skill issue all you want, I engage with the mechanic but I simultaneously understand that it's a relatively new design (especially in the quantity that Elden Ring throws it out). At the same time the devs themselves also address this by giving the player more boss-trivializing tools than ever. So you have to acknowledge that this is infact the design and natural consequence of it instead of just kneejerk reacting and whinging about skill issues.
>>484571610zaki makes retarded stat reqs i just give up
>>484570880moore set + moore shield + antspur rapier is an honest rotshrimp themed build
>>484571892>I am bad at the game and here is my longwinded copeokay
how to be a 125 Havel mage so you can land scarlet aeonia
>>484571225>You told me pestilent mist and hidden body was all I needed.I don't believe anyone ever said that
>>484571290he is but he's trapped in the armor. that' my headcaNNon
I deleted webm for retards on accident why does this new one take 5 minutes to make a 9 second webm
>>484571892By the way, when I say > It's understandable they just want it to be over I specifically refer to the bossfights. I understand if someone doesn't like the bossfights, but he loves the rest of the game, so he resorts to the trivializing mechanics. Obviously there are also people who truly hate the game andj ust want the whole game to be over, and those are just brainrotted zoomers.
>>484565292moore and the skkkavenger kkkrew survive if you give the right answer ("don't know"), jolan and queelign both stay alive as long as you don't blind them, hornsent granny is asleep once you get the scorpio stew, but you're also a faggot that posts mushitku tenshit, so you deserve dead friends>>484571610one that doesn't care about arbitrary self-imposed level caps :)
>>484571610>same remembrance for two different builds? yes, obviously.
>>484572159>rl713 babyFat fuck
>>484572013I can dodge p2 messmer flawlessly and not run out of my halved coop estus, and I also know when to attack him. I think he's the hardest boss in the DLC. I've been cooping there non stop, and even with those retard hosts who don't have scadutree fragments I have a pretty good success rate (can't help the boss getting oneshot by a backswing). I'm pretty sure I'm better than you
>>484572336uh huh
>>484572041are there any humans working for the shimpos in the basegame??also he talks funni so i thought he was a fucking shimp in a trnechcoat>>484572105what was the ebm>>484572159btw is rot butterfly good at all in pve?
>>484572408
>>484572518>1920x1080 Int
>>484569407i love the game i just can't be fucked with the over the top bosses so if I decide a boss is gay I summon my ash (omenkiller rollo is my favorite) and it's rape time >y-you can't do that or it means you hate the game and are a zoomer who just wants to rush to the finishlol
>>484572584webm genius>>484572518nicealso fix ur fucking webm pls god lol
>>484572584there is nothing wrong with 1080 webms
zoomers in here seething because they're being called outbet they haven't even heard of dark souls let alone demons souls
>>484572761>>484572780>huge res >duurrrrrr why is this taking so long
>>484572518Carian Sovereignity is pure sex
>>484572901works on my machine bitch boy
>>484572584what is wrong with that? the webm is high quality and big, I appreciate that anon made it that way
>>484573042Who ASKED
>>484573187>>484573042yeah can i get a 960x54ACK
>>484572901>thinks everyone else also has thirdie internetlol this had zero buffering for me and it's not like a smaller webm would load faster because everyone maxes quality to 4MB anyway
>>484573298What does Internet have to do with baking
wheres the 1x1 webms
what do you think goes on in miyazakis little gook brain whenever he adds an item thats meant to be limited per playthrough but super strong, then neglects to make the anti cheat track how many of them a player attained between online sessions
>>484572204>>484571954the spell and the spears L2 are the same thing.both cast rotten butterflies. They should have the same requirements
>>484572018Okay so what is a good mage build for DS3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-pLXS90TrQhehehee
>>484572408>btw is rot butterfly good at all in pve?no lol, it's a discount scarlet aeonia with lower buildup, no dash and no hyperarmor
>>484573541its a pve game get off it dudezaki prolly thinks ppl r having fun messing with pvp and then go back to playing pve
>>484573913Sasuga zakisanwelp time to wait for patch to buff all the dogged stuff
>>484567387DOOR STUCKDOOR STUCKYOU GENUINE COCKSUCKER
>>484574347ahh perfection
>>484574982GRENADE
>invade ds1 or ds2 or ds3 while i'm just playing my character halfway through without minmaxing >have fun, different covenants to have fun with too>invade er while i'm just playing my character halfway through without minmaxing>get my shit pushed in by the two passworded bodyguard phantoms every single time>no belltower>no purples>no rat zoneyeah I'm not going to try this ever again. And people wonder why invaders cheat in sleep arrows
When's our age of fire...
>>484573535
>>484575536i wonder whats happening in there!!
>intThese webms SUCK
>>484575330Yeah I pretty much only invade on finished chars
>>484575883it's a shame i loved unoptimized low level invasions. always fun to just invade a bit after you finish a zone
I CAN'T DEFEAT DRYLEAF DUDE
>>484576292I mean you CAN make it happen but it's particularly rough in ER because you don't have all of your talisman slots at the beginning
>>484575378dunno, but i'm not looking forward to spergie ergies folding their gennie in and linking the flame of /dsg/bbg/nioh/acg/fsg/
>>484569407see these two posts from the last thread >>484481698 >>484481793although it's not just summoning that influences this, it's everything. new players straight up do not learn to engage with the mechanics of the game, and then complain that it's the game fault that they never learned how to do so.i was waiting for my 3 friends who are playing the DLC to get to Bayle, out of curiosity.>finally hear from first friend who reached him>yeah, he was fucking bullshit>so i summoned mimic tear and cheesed him>ask him if he summoned Igon>who?>asked him if he skipped the double dragon fight>yeah, it was bullshit>so i skipped it>ask him if he used the anti-dragon great katana that they give you at the beginning of Jagged Peak, since he's a quality build and he loves the great katana>no>ask him if he used anti-dragon grease>no>ask him if he considered switching to another ash of war to make hitting his head easier>no>hear from second friend>it's the same shiti love 'em, but dude.i am not looking forward to them reaching radahn. i've been trying to co-op other bosses in the DLC and it has been an absolute fucking nightmare. people either have no blessings (even though the majority of them are placed predictably at crosses, churches, messmer camps, and graveyards), no VIG, or no skill.
I just remembered you used to be able to invade inside the radahn fight. Is that still possible or did they change that? It's the only time I had fun doing low level invasions
I think this DLC's boss design is Miyazaki's Magnum opus. I think it's finally achieving the thematic goal of the souls series. Shadow of the Erdtree is the End of Evangelion of souls games. The bosses are so masterfully crafted, tough but fair. At the first encounter they seem insurmountable but when you beat them you feel like you really did the impossible, you really vanquished a god and a lord. Players crying at the difficulty and perceived unfairness are more representative of our current culture than the state of the game. Had SotE been released 15 years ago it would be hailed as a masterpiece. But cynical gamers no longer seek the experience of learning, adapting and overcoming. It fills them with rage that despite having a dead end job, no relationships, and spending most of their time in front of a screen they still get wiped for hours facing an enemy that is designed to be beaten. They can't even win at a children's toy. They don't want to play. They just want to check it off their backlog and tell their discord buddies that they beat the new fromsoft game. This is the art of Miyazaki's design. It digs into players' souls and makes them reflect on their life.
>>484572518holy guacamole the damage. i ought to try this with full spellblade and terra magica.>>484572584quality's fine
>>484575330the most fun I've ever had invading in Elden Ring is making random minmaxed themed builds from 20-80. or just free aiming pots and flame sling. it's not fun to invade while leveling, it's not fun to invade at meta level, and it's just pure chaos invading above meta level. you get tired of the one-shots.
>senessax>spam dragon great katana l2>bayle>spam dragon great katana l2wow very difficult bosses
>>484576864I'm going to come out and admit I summoned hornsent and summoned my bird warrior ashes on messmer because I did not feel like I was enjoying my 10+ attempts at learning him. In the vein of you asking your friends things like>did you use the katana>did you use draognwound grease>did you use different wep artswhat would you ask me here? Like I did attempt to fight him a bunch until I figured that using a fire resistant shield with the sekiro tear was the most reasonable way to approach him. Whenever I got to p2 though I got killed by a different new move and I just realized I'm not having fun doing this and summoned. What should I have done different to actually engage with the boss properly?
>>484577306O yea I agree you can have fun if you minmax your builds. But invasions as a break from just progressing your story? That's ass. I'm talking about just taking your pve loadout into invasions and seeing what happens. I always had fun with this in previous games but in ER i feel like I HAVE to bring the strong pvp ash of war, strong pvp spell, and strong pvp wep or I just get raped
>>484577770that wasn't my experiencethough my pve and pvp loadouts are the exact same and minmaxed for pvpthe same setups work in pve just fine and dandy
>>484577306I wanna start doing this also, do you have any good resource for which upgrade level + RL works well in which areas? It's been over a year since I played through so I don't remember the natural progression much. I googled and found one on fextra but I don't know if it's trustworthy
Am I kawaii>>484569407When the game first released I helped an ESL friend write a review which can be summarized as>The world doesn't feel dangerous and, unlike other souls games, you are allowed to experience a power fantasy of being 'the chosen one' or whateverI don't think I'm particularly good at soulslike games but Elden Ring feels too easy most of the time and the horse makes overworld encounters trivial most of the time.
>>484577415senessax is harder than bayle desu
Do NOT fight NPC phantoms with Perfumes
>>484572105high quality mode makes the times very long
>>484578995:(>>484578846do not with perfumes*
>>484577427with the DLC bosses, i recommend equipping the appropriate damage negation talismans (in messmer's case, fire and physical) and the crimson seed talisman (+1 or otherwise) while learning the boss. don't forget that opaline hardtear and crab are a massive damage negation buff available to every build. using a fire-resistant shield works too, obviously.messmer is a very direct fight, so there's no gimmicks to take advantage of. it's just fundamentals at that point. with any boss like messmer, all you can do is pay attention to what their bread-and-butter attacks are and when there are windows to counterattack during them - which there always are, because that's how elden ring is designed. for example, you can attack messmer while he's grinding his spear against the ground before his telegraphed roll-catch thrust; optionally, you can jump attack him jumping to your left to dodge and counterattack, but you can't strafe it because it tracks too well.with phase 2, it's best to be cautious no matter the boss. there are bullshit attacks like rellana's twin moons that will kill you the first time you see them, but the overwhelming majority of "super moves" in the DLC are dodged by respecting them and getting the fuck out: midra's phase 2 transition, messmer's phase 2 transition and biggest snake summon attack, like 3 different attacks in radahn's fight. note that cautious does not mean rolling backwards, because radahn phase 2 is designed to rape anyone who rolls backwards out of fear or habit.ultimately if you don't enjoy the basic gameplay of choosing the correct, optimal, or most creative option for exploiting each boss attack, you're just not going to enjoy elden ring boss fights because that's the way the design has trended. personally, my neurons activate when i find fun little things like low profiling attacks with giant hunt's or flame skewer's start-up animation. it's why i like ongbal, he always chooses fun, creative solutions.
>>484578063ugly bitch
>>484579519I did infact use fire reduction talismans and even the incantation for it. My problem wasn't really that I had no way ot learn his moves, I learned his p1 just fine but I just couldn't be fucked to keep it up for p2. As I said I tried it a bunch of times and I was improving but I asked myself if I'm having fun, came to the conclusion no I'm not, and summoned hornsent. I enjoyed hearing his dialogue more than the process of learning messmers moves in p2. I am certain I could have kept it up but I just didn't feel like it.>ultimately if you don't enjoy the basic gameplay of choosing the correct, optimal, or most creative option for exploiting each boss attack, you're just not going to enjoy elden ring boss fights because that's the way the design has trended. I only felt the same way with Radahn and with Malenia. All other bosses besides these 3 I actually enjoyed learning. I'm just saying I think there is such a thing as going too far and it's no longer fun, but I understand that's highly subjective. I'm trying to say your friends tolerance might be even lower than mine.
>>484576864These games are a great test to see who lacks neural plasticity
>>484580261fair enough. i should clarify that i only have issues with this shit when people make broad claims about the bosses (or game) being bullshit or whatever. i personally really disliked Rellana because the combination of constant aggression and an inability to be staggered (not stance broken), but on reflection i realized i had a hard time with her because i>had 3 blessings>was using a 2H medium roll build (she's weaker to blocking and parrying)>did nothing to adapt to the fight (didn't have the dragoncrest greatshield talisman at this time, didn't find the +3 magic damage negation talisman in her dungeon)>was way too afraid of her and kept rolling away and getting rollcaught, missing opportunities to attackand now i look forward to fighting her again on another character.i will say that my third friend who has yet to reach Bayle is a based retard whose first FromSoft game was Elden Ring, so he learned a lot of the lessons it tries to teach the player much more easily than those of us who started with DeS or DS1. dude has 40 VIG, doesn't know buttons other than L2 and jumping R2 exist, but i've never heard him complain about the game in that way. he at least tries to adapt even though his solution half the time is to take off all of his armor.
I like big shield and spear. Makes me feel like a whole ass phalanx.
>>484581618Yeah I wouldn't go as far as to say the bosses I don't like are bullshit, just that the design doesn't appeal to me. The only unfair thing about elden ring is the camera on some bosses
>>484582797You should use the new throwing spear for a Phalanx cosplay
>>484583857Does arrow sting affect the throw damage?
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Recommended+Level+by+LocationIs this good info or is it a fextralife moment
remind me to use ansbachs bow in pve before it gets nerfed into the dirt
Why do people sperg out over BHF so much, playing a quality build now and it's not that great. curved gs just arent that good
>>484586418they spam l2 with it and buff with bloodflame
>spend probably hundreds of tries learning to beat Inner Father consistently for the gauntlet>finally get it>it's been so long now I can't even beat EmmaFuck, Demon of Hatred is gonna be a bitch to relearn.
>>484578995wtf is with this resolution? lmfao are you playing this on your phone m8?
Is it worth levelling from 150 to 200 in Elden Ring now with the DLC? I don't want to miss out on late base game coop so I thought I should ask
>>484589697no
>item description says commander gaius is albanianwtf
>>484590175holy shit he dresses in red and black
Will I get softbanned if I cheat in DLC stuff before starting the DLC? I wanna do a perfume playthru but I dont feel like waiting to mohg
>>484590574no
>strength based sekiro
Here's how they make pve and pvp better in the next game>ashes of war become more subdued like in ds3>spirit ashes are now instead what the old flashy ashes of war are, i.e. they're a seperate thing from weapons but you only get to use them in the designated areas but they stay flashy and epic and rape bosses so they also replace the role spirit ashes had>in other words you basically invoke the spirit of messmer and do his combo with your spear but only if there's a stake 2 fer 1 fix now pvp isnt fucking ruined by this cancer anime shit anymore AND pve is better because spirit ashes don't just break boss AI anymore
they still need to fix boss ai so that it can handle two things at once... and maybe have the boss punish the player for shitting out 40000 damage because fuck off that shit is never happening legit.
It's kinda funny that I could imagine Bloodborne and Elden Ring denizens boning, but I can't imagine anybody in Dark Souls procreating as we do. Like the true form of humanity is the hollow and marriage rituals involve stabbing each other in the face with a huge sword. As alien as humans are in DaS, it's probably some weird shit where children just spring forth from the void or split off from an adult.
>>484591658these aren't very impressive anymore cuz u get iframes : ( but they r fun..
the elden ring network test mentioned how eating turtle necks helps with virility, and that nobody had the drive to bone anymore because they were all too withered.
>>484591590I think the latter is fine. If someone is specifically building to break the game and shit out 40000 damage then why not let him
idk i think bosses should be more reactive to dissuade l2 spam. make players work for that big damage... this would probably suck in practice.
WARNING: KINO OVERLOAD
>>484591608Well, by lore, it's impossible for humans to get pregnant because they're all hollows (undead) with illusions of flesh and sanity placed upon them by Gwyn. They just don't have sex and are all fragments of the Dark Soul in the end. The gods still reproduce using the normal methods though.
>>484591608Isnt the central part of lore in every souls game that the fire is going out and so the natural cycle of life is burning out, meaning people stop dying but also stop recreating
>>484591608It's cause ER and BB characters make references to sex or sexual characteristics unlike DaS. Like one of the expletives in the Lands Between is "Marika's tits," and there's a lore item that talks about how stacked she was and how her scandalous sexual escapades with Godfrey. The stamina regenerating item is an outright aphrodisiac as well. In BB, Gehrman was a very dirty old man.
fucks sake i just realised i clicked the wrong thread and i was slikeposting like an OG balla in erg>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 3 - Troll posts.and netted myself a 15 minute block from the jannies to boot for funposting because the ergites can't slam&jam with the best shit cannot continuebastards better link the flame soonish>>484590574if you're an idiotchurch of elleh droppa is also a viable method
>>484592707>and there's a lore item that talks about how stacked she was and how her scandalous sexual escapades with Godfrey.Wait a minute, where was that?
>>484592707>and there's a lore item that talks about how stacked she was and how her scandalous sexual escapades with Godfrey.what item?
>>484592761>if you're an idiotare you saying there's a way to do it wrong? I was just gonna use the speedrunning tool to spawn the perfume weps on me while offline with EAC bypassed, is that safe?
>>484592796>>484592789Mimic's Veil is one:>When Godrick was hounded from Leyndell, the Royal Capital, this was one of a multitude of treasures he took with him. Also known as "Marika's Mischief"."Marika's Mischief" has sexual connotations in the Japanese script.
>>484593298Do you have the japanese script somewhere so I can confirm?
>>484593372繊細な意匠が施された、金褐色のヴェールFPを消費して、様々な物体に擬態するゴドリックが、王都ローデイルを追われた時 大量に持ち出した秘蔵品のひとつであり 「マリカの戯れ」としても知られる >Verification not required.
i dont speak yapanese so i cant confirm>Captcha: 2N4JS
>>484593610I guess. I suppose I was expecting something a little more definitive
>>484593726fix your aspect ratio chud
>>484593610This is about on the level of interpreting "it's time to get busy" as "it's time to have sex"
>>484594414>i want to go home and edge!
>>484593298Marika's tits doesn't exist in the japanese script btw
>Check some dude's profile>"Reasons why I chainsawed you">"If I pointed down it's because you were laggy or doing any of these">image of his internet speed >100 pages of comments, half of it is him responding to other people calling him a fag (on his own profile)
>>484527047>shieldpokingshieldpoking has been around since des and has only been not shite for the first time and now it's nerfed again
>>484595490there's an old academy webm of the guy on the left severing mid duel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBQliFaUMG8comfy beats to doompost to
>>484595664the nigga on the left is like top 10 in the er comp ladder
>>477099784
>>484595821the er what?
>the nigga on the left is like top 10 in the er comp ladder
>>484595821I had no idea, sorry for talking shit
>>the nigga on the left is like top 10 in the er comp ladder
Fuck trying to cut this nibba's tail.
>>484595871the elden ring competitive pvp leaderboard.
>when I find out that BronDaGoat (Santo Antonio Da Charneca, Setubal, Portugal) is like top 10 in the er comp ladder
>offhand dueling shieldoh my god it's fun
hey man, those elden ring tourneys have some killer payouts. one hundred smackaroos for winning!!!!
He really set off the schizo now
>>484596578thats 3 months worth of street shit tacos in Setubal, Portugal
>Trying to do a super holy light man run>All the best spells I find are heretical>Discus spells require INT>But FTH/INT weapons all either SoNF or Deathmage aestheticSo what? Pure Faith build don't get to use ANY Holy-themed spells? Who came up with this shit?I'm trying to find Light spells to fit my aesthetic but I'm stuck using flames and lightning.
>>484596814tacos are beaner food and portuguese don't eat anyway, they just do meth or whatever.
>>484596578That's like, two days' worth of groceries!!!
>>484596836Stop being turbo autistic
>>484596959why don't the throws do any stun, i flung a greathammie into som
>>484596912sorry for being so culturally insensitive, please don't tell BrondaGoat (Santo Antonio Da Charneca, Setubal, Portugal) I said that he might chainsaw and shit pot me in the arena if he knew
>>484596217there is no elden ring competitive pvp
stop being a fucking fatty wtf how do you eat that much in two days. i'm a master at being frugala and could stretch that out for a week.
>>484596836that bothered me too on my str faith playthrough. Crucible stuff and beast stuff is cool I guess but man I want to use the anti skeleton shit
>>484597056They do, that guy is just stacking a fucking load of poise
>>484597119>I'm a master of being frugal>I don't eat and when I do it's cheap slopEmbrace the daily 250 grams of protein, leave humanity behind.
>>484597119I lift big and eat big, I need 2200 kcal a day (on a cut currently otherwise it would be 2700 or 3200 respectively) and 130g protein minimum I live cheap however 100 bucks is enough for a week and I make around 5.5k a month
>>484597374embrace not being a boorutranny
>>484597362yeah and i bet that lunch sucked penis. get owned, bitch.>>484597425fatty
>>484597119I live with my parents and my brother100$ for four people doesn't go very far>you're old as fuck why don't you move outin this economy?
>>484597584Just get 2 million bucks bro :^)
>>484597497Nah.
>>484597584i'm talking about food for one personalso i don't blame you for not moving out. you're dumb as fuck if you think i'm gonna waste money on rent for no reason.
>>484597653haha yeah one day manit's fine though we have a pretty stellar relationship as a family. I am very grateful for it especially when I talk to some of my friends who are constantly shuffling between their mom and dad's house whenever they're in town. Split custody would be a pretty damn good reason to move out sooner
fc?team fc perhaps?
we do NOT have 4 people
>>484599591ok lets check lemme launch
>>484599591>>484600201Actually my pal just asked me to play tf2 so later
>>484600501skill issue
just beat the screen monkeys WITHOUT a tutorial haha
>>484600501deserved
people rp as radahn still after he came out
>>484601669RPing as a gayboy lover very cool
>>484601669isnt the story literally about how radahn kept saying "no way fag"its why miquella sent malenia after himits why miquella revived him as a mindraped zombie who cant even speak anymore
>>484604092yes
is this not exactly what you guys wanted why are you complaining about it
>>484604936literally who's complained about itit's a good weapon, it has good scaling, it does its job
>>484604936nobody said this thoughit's the only good thing that int/fth got :/ (rellana sworns don't count)
>>484604936scales like ass unfortunately
>>484604936huh thatm means i can do the lightning spear into briars frame trap with a single catalust now
Man the big faith/str hammer is a bit disappointing. No unique moveset and the aow on it isn't that interesting
>>484606340also I wish we could hold weps like this. Some of the smaller weps too. I think DS2 had this animation for smaller weps even
>>484606556YOU GET THAT WEAPON, IDIOT
>>484606630try being literate you Nigger
>>484606340it needed a smashy moveset instead of the generic swingy colossal moveset
>>484606556>>484606340WE should've gotten crucible: horse feet insteadfuck zaki
Newbies attempt to play DS1: day 2 I guess?Tips for killing that fucking black knight in the Undead Burg? I can't figure out his patterns, and I don't like leaving things hanging.Also, Taurus Demon turned out to be piss easy, but now I can't find a bonefire in the next location.Also, is spear a good weapon? I've been using it for a while and it's seemingly getting shit done.
>>484607062did you notice the horse has hands and a mouth too? Really unique for what is a single attack that a single crucible knight does. Stuff like this makes me think they really rushed this DLC and planned way more with those sorts of assets
>>484607082spear is okay, kinda mehparry black knights
>>484607256I need to go back there and fight it again and just look at all the moves sigh
>>484606979colossals generally need more movesets, scratch that actually all weapons need more movesets. I miss when you just had random wacky shit like the gargoyle axe with the bendy r2s or the way every weapon category had 2 distinct movesets in ds2
i fucking love blasting bosses with comet azur
>>484607536you cheesing bitch you did NOT beat the game and you definitely didnt have fun
/v/edditors making angry 500 words posts about it is the cherry on top
ok guardian ape is kicking my ass. He has a phase 2 I think too. There's no way I can beat this
>>484597040It's called a codplay buildYou never beat nerds up with Immolation while complaying as Smelter Demon?
>>484596836>>484608389lightning is holy damage in my mind, and fire can be toothat's why we burned the heretical witches in the 1500s
>>484608636i associate pyromancy with faithless heathens because it's how it worked before ds3
>>484609563this is elden ring thoughbeit and the flames are usually for holy spells or at least faithful to a certain god
too bad pyromancy is useless dogshit in worm
>>484610773so is almost every incant other than the 2-3 that are inexplicably overtuned as fuck
i associate pyromancy with flame surge turtles because it gave me conniptions
For my Arc character, what infusion should i do for my Backhand Blades?
>>484610773catch flame :3c
>>484612142occult probably or bleed
>>484610773>catch Flame>flame fall upon>giantsflame >burn O Flame (if you're in a hallway)>flame serpent (GOATED)>messmers orb>Flame surge (really fucking annoying way to chip away at people)All good
romina and butterfly buff comin
I beat Gay Radahn yesterday so now I'm finally going to replay DS3 and try the DLC for the first time. Should I go for manikin claws or twindaggers?
>>484612142i'm guessing the arc infusions, but i'm not 100% sure>>484613250>goatedESLwe don't speak negrozoomzoom round these parts
>>484613738Wrong. I do it
>>484613250>>Flame surge (really fucking annoying way to chip away at people)lmaoslurmsurge ain't shit for "chipping away" or "being annoying" compared to it's granddaddy incarnations
I hope:>night katana>ansbach bow>fire knight gs>palm strike>messmer's spearescape the nerfsI hope:>swift slash>midra gs>great katana pokes>blind spot>scatter xbow>smithscript shield>mickeys light / scadutree blastsget nerfed into the ground
>>484614034>night katanadoesn't need to be nerfed>ansbach bowwill probably be nerfed alongside the night claws, making it so you have to actually land more of the projectiles for the full damage >fire knight gsmost definitely going to lose the r1 r1 true combo>messmer's spear won't be nerfed>swift slashwill be nerfed>midra grabmight be nerfed a bit to make the hitbox smaller>great katana pokemaybe>blind spotyes>scatter xbowstatus will probably be gutted with it>smithscript shieldstatus bug will be fixed>mickey light / sacdutreedoubtful
>>484614034>night katana>messmers spear>palm blast These aren't shit compared to 90% of the stuff in the dlc desu
>update in 5 minutesth-thanks from....
whu are people talking as if we're getting a patch within the next 6 months lol
>>484615318because
Good morning, /fsg/. >>484566715Today, seven hours from now.
>>484615752just use the speedrun tool to spawn em in if you're intimidated by CE
>>484615318>she doesn't know
>>484615752>Not having save backups.
>108.4 MBlol>>484615752patch day right now, serbers just got turned off, you might actually get your shit tomorrow
>>484615947I'll still be in bed you rat bastard
>>484595821And I can crush """"her"""" wrists with my grip strength so what?
qrd on the new sorcery spells? they all seem situational at best
Man, I just figured out the cresfallen warrior in DS1 was supposed to a hint to people who can't progress even past the start. Wearing a chain mail set, wearing a heater shield and long sword-
>>484616461the finger spells are just straight upgrades over all the other projectile spells for pvethe vanishing spell is fun for pvp as is the new gravity thingI think that's it
>>484595664>that entire listI do literally none of these things except for the light rolling thing for blue talisman/pure caster builds and I still get point downed. Why do people try to rationalize they're petty grievances?
>>484616518>finger spellsthe glinstone nails?
>>484595821comp?
New update wha habben
>>484616574*their, rather
>>484615740>>484616021>skibidi fragments further buffedthats all it will be
>>484616474how do you mean that? what about that is a hint?
>>484616605Yes
>>484616474And the moment he stops sitting around crying at how much he sucks at the game, he attempts to try another route and gets fucking owned during his visit to New Londo.
>>484615318Retard.
>>484616743nah they will probably globally slow down the bosses to give people an actual way to attack them after they do a stringI'm guessing they add 0.5s to each combo of downtime
>>484616764You overestimate the average player. People didn't want to buy the chainmail set for several reasons:*they didn't find the vendor*they didn't want to waste souls on worse armor when they had read they could get elite knight armor for free 3 hours into the game*they though only poor people and mooks use chain mail, they wanted robes or plate mailor just plain*they didn't want to switch gear yet
>>484616852he gets thrown down by frampt because frampt has a bad breath and the crestfallen knight starts to complain about it
>>484616605Yea those. They just do more damage, cost less FP, and have better tracking than anything base game thats a projectile
>>484617120you can already attack them>b-but i want to use my own anime combo or a mega nuke spell during the downtime :(too bad bucko
>>484617136That doesn't really answer my question, what kind of hint does the NPC wearing those things actually give?
>See NPC >Walk over and talk to them >"Hrrmm... a Tarnished, eh? Althoughbeitfully the mimsy broves outgrathe... heheheh..." >Gives you an item Bambieshart's Brocade -Improves critical strikes shortly after rolling five times in quick succession with a ranged weapon in your right-hand armament slot -Though Bambieshart left Zanzibart to the Glimmer Tugs, the promise to the Old Nanny was never removed from the High Gate >Next time you visit the NPC is gone >Can't find them anywhere >10 hours of gameplay later as you're progressing through a legacy dungeon they show up again >Collapsed against a wall, dying >"Ahh... My thimby toves... Thou were... truly... Tarnivorous..." >Dies, you pick up their items, it's dogshitFromsloppers GENUINELY believe this is good game design.
>>484617220if you play it safe without memorizing every combo you commonly run out of time to do so, or you run out of distance with a short weaponthe amount of time romina or some other spaz boss just fly/backstep away after is too high and too fast. cancer!
>>484617253To buy and wear the damn things. He is wearing the super newbie set and most starter sets are even below that.
>>484617261/v/ is down the hall to the right, xir
>>484617261old
i just summoned an ash and pwned it from afar with spiral glintstones
>>484617438I mean that neither makes any sense (you also meet an NPC 5 meters away from him who wears an unobtainable armor) nor is the chainmail armor necessarily better than anything else, def stacking wasn't the end all strat in dark souls and atleast two classes start with better or equivalent armor
Why no-one talks about parrying? This shit is amazing.
what do you wanna discuss about parrying my newfig friend
>>484617860Why shitskin spic doesn't learn English sentence structure? Ese?
>>484617860>>484617974huh
>>484617860Yeah it's sickParrying enemies makes previously extremely annoying encounters not thatParrying players makes other people want to turn off the game
making the exact same bill I have at 200 at 150 for more reach>erm uhm ermI won't have all these weapons equipped at the same time dumbass. It's just what I plan to use, and I have enough end to use either weapon and either shield in conjunction
>>484618253kill yourself dsgger
>>484618253>mind cucking yourself because you fell for 60 vig memelmao
thats the worst build i have ever seen
>>484618024In English you say it like this: >Why does nobody x?it's only in Spanish that you would say: >Why nobody does x?Hope you can afford a proper education one day, Miguel
pretty good bill>flame skewer on gatkinda disgusting
>>484618529Nta what's a good amount of vig? 50?
why couldn't they be pink
>>484618914what r u gay
>>484618529I like lots of HP>ehrm you can reach 60 with the new consumable Lame and gay
https://www.google.com/amp/s/list23.com/3812731-the-elden-ring-is-set-to-undergo-a-balance-change-on-july-4-according-to-the-1-013-003-update/amp/THEY BUFFED CARIAN SOROCERY SWORD SCALES WITH INT FOR CASTINGROLLING SPARKS HAS BEEN NERFED INTO THE GROUND
>>484618914pride month was about to end
>>484618995>THEY BUFFED CARIAN SOROCERY SWORD SCALES WITH INT FOR CASTINGThat should be listed as a fix, not a buff >ROLLING SPARKS HAS BEEN NERFED INTO THE GROUNDSurprising no one
>>484618995>nerfing fireworks on july 4thFUCK YOU JAPANI WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
>>484618584ok tough guy let's see yours
>jee still not onlineit's over
no achievements on the DLC?
i just like pink better than cum white sry
>>484619164what happens on july 4th
qrd on carian sorcery sword?
>>484619897there's no way you dont know about the most important day in the world
>>484619993well it can't be that important if I don't know what it is
now you can wield the worst weapon and catalyst in the game simultaneously with a shield
still no notes
>>484620393Say that again I'll kiss you on the lips. I fucking dare you.
Int >lots of varied projectiles >big aoes >crazy damage output Faith>lots of varied projectiles >big aoes >crazy damage output >buffs and heals The choice is clear to me
Carian sorcery sword may not have max damage output but it’s fucking fun
int does more dmg also because its casting sticks scale better
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123
CAN SOMEONE CHECK THE BUILDUP ON THE BLOODFIEND'S ARM NOW
>>484621581YEAH IT'S 3 HITS TO BLEED NOW
>>484621581its lowered from 201 build-up at to 186 at 45 arcane, takes two R2s to bleed the cleanrot knight at prayer room
Good patch
>>484621038>Rolling Sparks dead>RKR Discus dead>Gaius forced to run the long way around>Thrusting Shield guardframes dead>Bloodfiends R2 spam dead>Fire Knights truecombo deadThat's it folxGreat Kat poke still inPalm Strike still inMessy Spear still inBlind Spot still inSpread XBow still inThorn 1shotting everything still inMidra Sword Command Grab still inAnsbach 1shots still inAll bosses aside from Gayass unchanged.That's that until November.You rike?
>>484622490>>Gaius forced to run the long way aroundBad change
>>484622490>Palm Strike still in>Messy Spear still inIf you think these things are op you should probably be on reddit
>>484622856>>484622490what does that mean, running long way
>>484623270If you die the first time, he spawns in right in front of the gate entrance. Now, he has to run from the gate on the opposite side of the arena each time, like he does the first time.On one hand, unavoidable charge right out of the gate is gone.On the other, the corner he can get stuck on and where you can summon in peace and quiet is also gone.
>>484622490>Great Kat poke still ingit gud>Palm Strike still in????? Who complains about this slow piece of shit?>Messy Spear still in????? the spear countered by rolling forward once?>Blind Spot still indamn>Spread XBow still indamn>Thorn 1shotting everything still indamn>Midra Sword Command Grab still inUnironically good>Ansbach 1shots still indamn>All bosses aside from Gayass unchanged.Hippo was changed dummy >>484623270He spawns further from the boss fog
Tbh, I like Dark Souls lore better than Elden Ring's, I still like it though
>>484623420Hippo isn't a boss shrimpdick, it's an overworld enemy.>Farum Azula Beastmen are bosses
>>484623565The one that spawns in the boss fog and has a unique second phase and a boss healthbar is a boss niggerfaggot
>>484623405>>484623420good change, cant even summon mimic tear half the time against these bosses
>>484623420>Hippo was changed dummyIn what way?
>>484515524I'll say some wacky 4th option and choose Kings Field
>>484515524A game like Dark Souls. We JUST had one that's like Elden Ring, and I didn't really like how Sekiro isn't a proper RPG while it was great.
>>484623646>a unique second phaseThey all shift into porcupine mode after that attack retard
>>484623710Same as Gaius, spawns further from the boss fog so you get get charged into the wall and raped by the camera instantly
>>484515524armored core 7 ac6 is their best game
is magic/sacred on smith script still OK or is it unusable now
>>484623927Not one I found in the dlc besides that one did that. Maybe my game is bugged i'unno
>>484623710>>484623957Command grab got less frames>>484623964Got changed, but I don't know if they gave it a slap on the wrist or deleted it from the game, you'll have to check.
>>484623957How do you even die to the hippo? He has like 3 attacks and they are all slow and deal little damage.
why didn't they patch the 'orns
just checked and smith weapons on sacred have like 110 less AR now compared to before at 50 fth
>>484624296Unfortunate, I only used the hammer and it was fun and the R2 is funny but it was sort of dogshit overall. Now it's gonna hit for even less
>>484624501Non zero chance it gets buffed laterRemember this isn't even a proper numbered patch, it's just a hotfix
daggie range got a small buff but the smithscrip cirque got a huge buff
>>484622490Based, can't wait to get some of this shit on my low level guy
Anybody have tips for Commander Gaius? I can't for the life of me figure out how to dodge many of his attacks, whether with Torrent or on foot. Like the charge seems to just not be possible reliably, but Torrent barely outruns or jumps over it unless he starts far away. Obviously I am not the best judge of the boss quality though, I am getting pretty aggravated about him to be honest.
summon golemdrink fp flaskastel meteorite
>>484624939you beat the game, king
>>484624850Bloodhound's Step or rolling forward, though the timing for rolling is very tight.
not my fault int is the strongest playstyle
>>484624939>drink fp flaskIt's shit now
>>484625242it's been nerfed but it still works, not like these bosses let you cast for the whole time even with ashes
>>484624850All his stuff is super dodgeable on torrent. Jump over the charge works 100% of the time if you just jump straight over him, dash the projectiles at a perpendicular angle, and as for the regular attacks he does while riding, well, it's hard to explain but you'll get a feeling for how to move. I had a way easier time on torrent than on foot alteast. To me it seemed like the bosses moveset was specifically designed to be super hard on foot, unlike all other mounted bosses.
>first coop summon>inappropriate activity COME ON
>>484625678it keeps happening, i think they may have actually introduced anticheat detection it's over
>>484625808>>484625678so what did you do
>>484625857Spawned in a billion runes and items including quest items
they fixed the carian sorc sword someone check how it fares at 80 int
>>484626106they definitely DIDNT fix any of the other sorceries thoughbeit so who cares
>>484625918I guess they may have ways to detect inconsistent quest progress and items now? Like missing flags and shitIf they actually wanted to kill all the item spawning they would just make it check if you got any items you could only possibly get from trading since the last time you were online
what is there to fixthe sorcs work fine
>>484626304idk it could be their fucked up patch. Nobody is summoning I think the game is broken
has miyazaki unironically forgotten what makes a fun boss or are some underling of his starting to succeed him? I simply can't believe the man who designed the other from games has made elden shit
>>484626684I think there's many fun bosses, but a lot of them suck on the first playthrough because they're memorization heavy. Mohg is probably the best boss fight overall
I am starting to become a Dark Souls fan. Save me.
>>484626684elden ring bosses are top tier
Ohh so you think you are a dark souls fan? I was molded by it... shape by it. You will not surpass me.
I don't wish to surpass you, I'm just starting to understand why people like this franchise. It has a really good difficulty curve that triggers my autism.
>>484627841the franchise is over buddy there are never going to be any more souls games, you missed it
>>484628082>the franchise is over buddythe part of it that was good at least if elden ring is any indication
>>484626684I miss when bosses were good like The Rotten and Leechmonger...
>>484626684Elden's about catching out experienced souls players, not being fun in their own right.They can get away with it because all of the ashes and stuff can be used to make them easy
>>484628170yeah idk how elden ring sold the most when it isnt even fun difficulty like the older onesand im not even being a nostalgia fag because I enjoyed AC6 more than souls which is newer than elden ring
You dont have the right, o you dont have the right by the way you dont have the right, o you dont have the rightxD
>>484628308>Elden's about catching out experienced souls players, not being fun in their own right.yeah it seems that way, that's a terrible goal when designing a souls game that's supposed to be fun though, as bosses are an integral part of what made this franchise so good>They can get away with it because all of the ashes and stuff can be used to make them easythat's the worst part imo, the average boss experience with summoned ashes is just beating their back while the ashes tank their aggro, which is babby-tier easy for sure but not fun at all>>484628494>yeah idk how elden ring sold the mostnormies and open worlds are like moths to a flame, they can't keep it in their pants if a game is full of empty space to traverse for no real reason, maybe it's so they can listen to their epic podcasts and youtube videos in the meantime, also >muh spectacle!!! muh presentation!!!
>>484628308>waaah bosses are too hard now
>>484628725more like they're not fun, I would bet dollars to donuts that everyone itt voicing his complaints about er has beaten it and every boss in it
>>484628725>the boss snapping is good game design, chud
>>484629259
>>484628725If anything I found ER kinda easy.I just don't like that they've gone full in on an approach where because of delays, instant attacks and the tracking you kinda have to know what a boss does before you can fight it properly.You can't just face it for the first time and react within the fight. And that is probably what gave me my best/most treasured memories of fights in previous games.
>>484629146There are people in this thread who admitted to using bugs and glitches to beat bosses so no you would be wrong
you have to play the game like i do or else
>>484628707Yeah im pretty sure this is exactly it they literally dont like playing the game they just want to walk around on the horse lmaothen they encounter the bosses and summon 2 phantoms that are level 300
you have to actually learn how to play the game to have an opinion on it
>>484630054You are disconnected from reality
>>484629259yeah why does this exist lol, imagine trying to go for a hit because his back is turned and he just kills you with his spinbot
>>484630157
>>484628494>it's not funDid you ever stop to think that maybe it's just not fun for you? Why not just play something else if this game clearly isn't meant for you?
comet azur is simply a high iq way to play
>>484630384yeah I understand people can have fun playing shitty gacha games but guess what I still think those are bad games this is fromsoftware general not elden ring general btw and I'm playing sekiro
>>484630157because miyazaki got super high on the fumes of the whole fanbase cumming over muh difficulty and forgot that things are also supposed to feel fun and fair, guess he doesn't mind or notice that much because in his playthrough he 100% uses spirit ashes for every boss
>>484630518Yeah and people can not enjoy good games too, you're not even making a point. Just whining.
>>484630731it's an observation that the less about the game the series is the more it sells. sekiro probably had the least exploration of all games and sold worse than dark souls, elden ring has the most downtime by far and sold the most
>panjeet modders
>>484630914>iphone filename
>>484630914Why do sirs love polygons so much.
>>484631576More == better, right? Right?
>>484629259>>484629437>>484630372I remember back in the DS2 days when people were whining how B-team made enemies spin on the spot to have perfect tracking.
>>484631987now those same people are all praising miyazaki-sama for this great dlc
>>484627203fuckin lmao slurm makes dog3 look like amazing game design in comparison.of the "main" bosses;>margit, fun damage sponge that plays around with ultra-delayed attacks and roll catches (before it gets worn out)>godrick, damage sponge>renalla, kill the ultra-weak enemies to get to damage the weak boss, followed by phase 2 damage sponge>godfrey shade, damage sponge >morgott, repeated damage sponge with a new phase 2>fire giant, scale-fight that boils down to a critical weakpoint damage sponge>godskins, fatboy and slim fight, except they both move at the same speed, fatboy has fast attacks, slim can also oneshot you and both input read your flasks with ranged attacks (the solution to their boss puzzle is sleep status, which you are informed of in a cut questline)>maliketh, damage sponge with a % based DoT>the NPC fight where he can use all the shitty spells, so forgettable I genuinely can't remember his name>godfrey, repeated damage sponge with a new phase 2>radagon, damage sponge>beast, damage sponge with shockwavesand of the major optional bosses>radahn, which can be solo'd by summons>rykard, yhorm but somehow less dangerous and more square-block-in-square-hole>astel, damage sponge with a clone-grab>mohg, the only good fight in slurm, damage sponge but plays around constantly building bleed status with passive-buildup pools, before his NIHIL nova attack that heals him into a phase 2>placidusax, damage sponge>malenia, last-minute oneshot waterfowl dance and liferip on block, leading into a phase 2 that plays around with a DoT you can't heal because we made the materials limited lmfao (fuck you we need a superboss)>do lionel misbegotten / elemer / draconic sentinel / loretta even count? doesn't matter, because they're all fucking damage sponges anywayswhen crystalians cracking after being staggered put 95% of the boss designs to shame, you know you've got a fucking roll+R1 kusoge
>>484630372lmao you could probably play this dlc with just audio queues because the bosses are inevitably going to be right on top of you no matter where you move
>>484627203>>484632341[cont]there's no tact or strategy to any of it. they are all varying levels of DPScheck+learn the moveset, with input reading, ultra-tracking and mid-combo target swappa with cheap movesets, designed with "intended" summoning in mind (but rotdog into greatshieldniggas into tiche / mimic can still 100-0 solo 80% of them, no player input). it's made to catch out / annoy veterans and dunk on newfags, not to be fun.compare that to a good game's main bosses>gascoigne, warmup boss + music box stuns as a reward for exploring, but use it too many times and he gets harder aggression>amelia, cleric beast introduces you to the idea of smashing her limbs + using serrated+fire, but she can heal herself massively if you smash them too early>shadows, a triple-trouble fight where all three have different behaviors, and phase two roids the remaining dudes you left for later + starts throwing the megasnake at you (so either deal with your least favorite first for a harder second half, or deal with the easy target and take your time in a far more dangerous phase 2)>rom, spiderlings are cunts, but you gotta deal with them, then rom warps away and lays down new 'lings, so you're forced to either clean up while the artillery is on you, or a DPS race before the spiderlings swarm you>one reborn, bell maidens artilleryfire at you from the rafters, reborn can climb up to chase you, before a damage sponge fight>micolash, an NPC fight that puts all of the above to shame in how memorable it is>wet nurse, damage sponge (that begins throwing clones and obscures your vision)
Slurm Status: Put back in it's fucking place
>>484632341>>484632454so many words but yet nothing of actual worth was written
>>484632341>mohg, the only good fight in slurmWrong, he won't stop doing that one staller AoE, some of his attacks track way too well, and in his second phase he won't stop pissing blood everywhere.
>>484633015what does slurm stand for exactly?
>>484629651>You can't just face it for the first time and react within the fightWhy not?
Swift Slash….. neeeeeerrrrrffeeeddddd so that means it’s okay bow :D
jee said its still broken
>>484633260bro your carian retaliation?
ZakiMura are gods, years later and they're still making seasoned gamers piss their pants and cry. It's not that hard, you just haven't played it a million times. We all though O&S were insane back in the day.
>>484636462>We all though O&S were insane back in the day.I started with ds3 so O&S were a complete joke for me
fire knight gs no true combos anymore? my gankbuster....
sword of light is pretty cool, sword of darkness is useless though it comes out too slow
Should I build for Nanaya's Torch (get minimum requirements)?
another nanaya disappeared
the nya nya torch l2 without the deathblight is still overpowered btw
>>484520681When you speed up this webm, it really does look like an Elden Ring boss
Is it just me, or DS3 now have only shitters phantoms who can't survive first phase of Nameless King
>>484569407ER DLC is unironically too hard for me. The best that I can handle is Sekiro and ER base game, but the frantic movements in the DLC filter me.
Slurmkino>Doggedgdoggder
Now that everything has been nerfed bitches can stop complaining about my beloved kusoge I can tell that all everyone gets their opinion from are shitty YouTubers because absolutely no one has complained about Patas yet, which is inevitably going to happen
>>484646831Yeah it's obvious that even the older playerbase has to resort to cheese due to how fast and hard hitting the new bosses are. Incomparable with the old souls bosses where you maybe had 1-2 fast ones per game like pontiff and friede but now they're all like that
>>484646746>Nameless KingSlurm boss
>>484647146eh it's the delayed attack that mess me up more. It just messes up my tempo when the bosses hit really fast and suddenly delayed his attack.
>>484647146>putrescent knight >midra>bayle>gaius Just off the top of my head none of these bosses are particularly fast
>>484647384Midra, gaius and putrescent are all fast, faster than the fastest old ds bosses for sure
>>484647384Compare to base game bosses, they are among fast bosses.Shit like Messmer and Rellana makes them look slow.
>>484647146>hard hitting the new bosses arethe fucking dragon on jagged peak just eat up 80% of my health with skibidi 14+ using his flame breath. One mess up and you are dead.
>Extended the throwing attacks range for the following weapons:Smithscript Dagger / Smithscript CirqueWe're so back
>>4846487412h cirque is really nasty right now
YOU CAN BACKSTEP WITH YOUR SHIELD UP???Two years later I still learn new things
rkr discus hurl my beloved...
blue flame is le good now
blue flame isnt good, swift glintstone shard is good
>Fixed a bug where the damage animation of some attacks of the Fire Knight's Greatsword against players was different than expected.NOOOOO
>Fromsoft horror sectionWhat the fuck?
>>484617261you would NEVER get such a good item just from talking to an npc once
>~284 SB at 80 Inthmmm
Gotta get grand merchant before the patch hits lmao
fire knight gs my belovedfeels like it was only yesterday....taken too soon
>>484647048patas are bugged doe
>>484652264they did this in bloodborne already>>484648741god why would they buff cirque
>>484652970at high int nothing matters other than lusats and the appropriate buffing staff anyway
>>484654014It seems to be the best option for 40 Int
https://youtu.be/QeLeZuO5f1INew Bonfire Kino
why tf would you run lusats shitstaff when you could just use carian regal scepter or azur's + mainhand weapon
He's a fake nerd
>>484654092I guess the main use would be to seamlessly spam and spells attacks while also having a shield or powerstancing, pvp tool
lol the new greatshield makes most 1h weapons and all paired weapons bounce off of it
>newant skull is basegame
fc?
it doesn't have 90 stability tho
I love the Verdigris set but I can’t wear it because I’m a twink
but twinks love poise
square off got decreased stamina costs for some reason
they can make it cost 0 stamina and i would still not use itbring back god3 version
lusats + carian for dmggreen dildo is shit just use the talisman
this tard doesn't have max cast speed
stack the staff and the talisman you stupid moron
twinks run the skinniest sluttiest sets they can get away with
bro ur 30 dex
40 dex*brapagon is only 30 dex
if your caster build has 40 dex then its not a caster build and you're just an overleveled blob
there is no difference between 60 and 70 dex
>slicer -> piercer
BROIT'S NOT EVEN NOONTRY AGAIN LATER
yeah 1 sec i need to boot up the 'puteralso i still haven't made a proper dlc build
>grass clubno thanks
>>484656714I have the day OFFI'm not doing anything until LATERI want to play NOW
>>4846566251m
im not even erging rn babeand the fkgs nerf is fine it's probably still the best ugs
gugs is prolly still better
40/40 caster bill...
>>484656625>>484657310>no one comingwanna 1v1
>>484657315what enchant do you put on it? fire or heavy?
i haven't used it but it would be heavy so you can grease it up
>im not even erging rn babe
obsessionmask
can pmask really call others ugly faggots when he looks like how he does
>>484658563>>484658563>>484658563
bird helm or fire knight
>>484658627albinauric mask because deep down you're a fag for asking to begin with
