on the spectrum (but doesn't act like it) editionLastSoftware: >>484829395 >Newshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/armored-core/news/armored-core-vi-fires-of-rubicon-ranked-match-season-update-notice-may-2024>The main information documents for Elden Ring (/erg/), Dark Souls (/dsg/), Bloodborne (/bbg/), Demon's Souls, Sekiro, King's Field, Armored Core (/acg/) and Spellboundhttps://rentry.org/fsgInfo>Soulslike games like Nioh, Lies of P, Code Vein, Lords of the Fallen, etc...https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Souls-like
what the hell lol
May Chaos Take the World.
>>484971902me on the left
midra grab fc?
back to 5/6
Miquella takes too long to type, what's a good nickname that reflects his perverted nature
>>484971902miquella is very empatheticit's just so many ppl are so stupid it would just be easier if there was some way to MAKE them understand that they should be nicemiquella has never done anything wrong>>484972196miqqy
diddy party with miqqymiqqy party
>>484971902>very little empathyTrina has it >>484972152Torch fc
>>484972196maggot
>>484972196Mike
>>484972196miqqer
so is the dlc a dream or not
>>484972196MikeThat's how he's called in some game files
>>484973083why would it be dream
>>484973369cope for the shitty writing
>>484972926the spikes at the end have too long of lingering hitboxes which makes a backstab punish impossible but i think thats what fromsoft intended or else pvers would cry their lungs out saying the weapon is useless
>>484973083It's a hidden veiled area in the middle of the lands between. The suppressing pillar says at much and you can see the veil, and the maps overlap in certain ways that makes it check outHow the veil works, why the tree is a scadutree, and why it's hidden I don't know, but that's what I gathered from playing
>>484973478I've punished it with a bs before, you just gotta roll late as fuck
>>484973369because nothing that happens in the dlc is reflected in the actual gamelike radahn being young etc.
>>484973654why would radahn being young in his fight effect the base game?
>>484973654ansbach says hes okay with you killing mohgand then freyja says that she disagrees with jerren who would want radahn to have an honorable death czu she thinks he wshould have war 5ever..
>>484973654How would it be reflected? Radahn gets killed by you (again). What influence would it have?
>>484972060uh oh wrong general poopie
jee called palm blast bad, it's over
>>484973820maybe those people are real like you trapped inside the dreambut radahn is dead in the main game yet he's still alive there?
>>484974086... miqqy diddy revived him into a weird zombie puppett using mohg's body tho
>>484974086did you skip all the dialogue, cutscenes and item descriptions or what?
>>484974086radahn dies and his soul goes to the earthtree, from which miquella takes it and places it in the mohg skinsuit. that's why radahn being dead is a requirement for entering the dlc
can't rejoin for some reason so I'm going back to pveggs thanks for the webm material
>>484974086Radahn explicitly gets revived in the body of mohg, pay attention
that was awesome I jumped over waves of gold with messmer's orb>>484974241we have 7 peopleI'm gonna leave now and get lunch so you can come back
back to 4 man ig
>>484974198i don't read item descriptions
how do you find radahn's soul in the erdtree between all the other souls its like needle in hay
*sharts*>>484974472bro idk he's a fucking demigod there's no real system to this magic
what do thrusting shields offer over just twohanding a greatshield and slamming the fuck out of bosses
>>484974472true love
OWNED
>>484974612a real moveset with reach and chains, plus ashes of war
>>484974458why not?
Did this really make boomers shed tears?
>>484974820boring and i don't care about the plot
>>484974840>dog limping pathetically>have to kill her anywayyea it's sad
>>484974612hyperarmor & big pierce counter damage
>>484974726Have you ever 2handed a greatshield? They have a real moveset with reach and chains and they have strong as fuck ashes of war too, they just also block 10x better than the thrusting shield and vastly more poise damage. There's even gimmick greatshields that ontop of thta have cannons built in
>>484974918nyooooooo not the doggo!!!
>>484975132>They have a real movesetkek
>>484975132They're not nearly as good for fighting. Baby ass reach and slow as fuck
>>484974840>>484974918boomers fucing SOBBED over old yeller, plague dogs, and where the red ferns growalso nobody owns dogs anymorethis is a cat-owned generation(s)i miss my dog
swapping real quick
jar the jar men
>>484974840dogged contender before it was cool
sniped>>484975280>also nobody owns dogs anymoreare you insaneare you brain damaged
its sad to see the state of fcs after the dlc...
>>484975462don't even @ ME BROyou actually own a cat. three cats even.and a bird or some shit fucking toucan i bet
>>484957621>what did u like about it?Most of the bosses, enemies, weapons, armor, ashes of war, dungeons, minor dungeons, and open world areas. I really liked the concepts behind Ancient Ruins of Rauh and Jagged Peak. The art direction, atmospheric, and music were all fantastic.>what did u hate about it?I liked the concept of Abyssal Woods, but the execution was counterintuitive because "open world" and "horror" don't work well together. It needed to be much smaller / shorter, or integrated into Midra's Manse. I also didn't like the concept of the Finger Ruins being areas dedicated purely to an NPC side quest that concludes with a boss. I'd like it much more if the final finger ruin under Manus Metyr was a dungeon, even if it was a short one. I also dislike the NPC quest stuff involving Leda, Hornsent, Ansbach, and Freyja's interactions. It's awkward and highlights the limitations of FromSoft's NPC interactions.I don't like that it offered no multiplayer content and made invasions even worse.>what did u want from it?More Elden Ring, with denser world design.>overall rating?9/10. My second favorite DLC, TOH is still a better experience as a whole.
>>484975615bro that talisman is fucking ILLEGALthis is a fucking felony backstap rightt there>>484975637oh yeah abyssal woods was a let down... i thought it was g onna be a lot scarier lol. the messages leading up to the reveal were scarier than the actual thing.>denser worldyeah me too...oh also i was disappointed by the manus metyr stuff.. the boss was cool but idk using a bunch of finger horns and then raiding wizard man's pantry at midnight was kinda meh
>>484975615he got back up and pwned me though
>>484975876nobody seems to ever get rollcaught by the solitude WA even though that dude was kicking my ass when I started the dlc
>>484975848that was a quickstep though!!! I have yet to find that talisman but I'm eager to try it out
>>484976336oh yeah oops im blindonly slightly illegal backstap
>>484976336that's a reverse backstep
Any tips on how to deal with the giants in the Cathedral of the Deep? I have already slain the boss of the area.
the backshot spear combo goes hard>>484975465having WAY more fun than pre patch desu>>484975573I have a doghis name is is teddyhe is a terrier and a little shit but I love him>>484976143hard to connect on latencyhave you tried delaying it a bit?>>484976336just you wait man it's fucked up
>>484976403reverse backsteps dont cost fp buddy. bud. you're on the big screen with us now
>>484976696how's he gonna quickstep with no ash tho
this shitty rapier kinda slaps
3/4...
>>484976761i'm stumped, i'm rolling in my seat now trying to figure it out but i can't defend my position, i just wanted to have fun today and now this happens
When do I find a twin blade I'm still at the first tree sentinel
>>484976761
>>484977102brunt dragon toast ruins
>mogs every boss in elden ring
>>484977102go to altus early and get the twinned k***ht swords
>>484977194>rapes him with rapier
>scorpion stew eating animation is just the normal meat eating animationU DONT EAT STEW LIKE THAT
I keep getting random drops especially when I fight tree sentinel. Is there something I need to change in my settings?
turn ray tracing off
>>484977579This mfer eatin' bugs
Ray tracing isn't turned on
>>484976664>have you tried delaying it a bit?I have, yeah. still haven't figured out the perfect rollcatch timing though. I thought mashing the followup instantly gave me the rollcatch since it did so in a couple of invasions after I tried doing it with delay and never actually connecting. it's a bit too random for my taste.
thats it for me, ggs
ggsdecent fc
Anyone doing arena on PS5? Anything except for 1v1s is dead. If we can get enough people we can do 3v3 or free for all. No one above level 200 though
no
My clip was not selected for oros invasions of the week...
can we ban big madness pots and nanayas torch from fcs
>almost 200 damage swiftsharts>>484979385Frenzy builds need Banana's torch to function
bitch they have the madness hand
>>484979586yeah but it's actually not fun to get hit by undodgeable aoes that cover your entire screen and stunlock your character
with negative range
>>484979586banan torch is getting fucking NERFEd (in six mont)DIE BITCH
>>484979787Use the focus charms.
>>484980041they don't do shit
>>484980197Yes, they do
can we test banatorch vs max focus
>>484980241No, they don't
make a room and I'll torch you >>484980393Skill issue
>wahhh I want to consume my optimized crab meat don't make me consume a focus consumable noooooo that's not fair nooooooooadapt nigger
nobody says this doe
>>484980705>>484980753wheres the focus crab
2nd dlc will add another set of stronger greases and the +3 erdsneed favor tali and +2 spear tali
and even bigger pots
insta frenzy pot
>>484980919I'm not sure if there will be a second DLC. The first took about two years to create.
>>484977194rellana is better
>>484982098they said they wouldn't make a second
>>484982098Easy way for them to print money
Is there anything interesting to pick in Blighttown, or can I just rush this level?Because seriously, fuck this level.
its one of the best levels in ds1cope and seethe
>>484966637>>484961929>>484961668>>484942953>>484941921>>484940523>>484939357>>484939292>>484938527>>484937849>>484937473>>484937205>>484937115>>484936070>>484935894maybe if you little faggots told me that taking my clothes off activates god mode i wouldn't have wasted an hour trying to wrestle with animations
why do fags bitch about scadutree fragmentsdo they not remember sacred tears and golden seeds making your estus dogshit if you dont explore, making the game way harder
>>484984526Medication
>>484984526ur bad kid
>>484984661there aren't any spare fragments unlike golden seed so it's easy to miss themgauging their efficacy is also quite murky and not as obvious as +1 estus
>>484984701>>484984842>bad is when you go glasscannon
Does this remind you of anything?Also, curse the designer who added that swamp. Don't give him any Poison Moss.
>>484984661imo the issue with scadutree fragments is that they condense DLC progression into one extremely specific mechanic, whereas the base game has 4 overlapping mechanics with varying specificity that define progression. ordered from universal to specific:1. leveling2. weapon upgrades3. golden sneeds and sacred tears4. spirit ashes and their upgrades (optional)literally anything you do will give you runes, which allows you to level. therefore anything you do contributes to your progression. after 1.03, which increased smithing stone drop rates from common enemies, this also applies to weapon upgrades to a lesser degree. in other words, even in the worst case scenario, content you're clearing is contributing to your progression even if it's a drop in the bucket.fragments are basically as specific as sneeds and tears. instead of being found at glowing trees and churches, they're found at glowing crosses, churchs, messmer encampments and statues of marika, and... completely fucking random locations like the one in Abyssal Woods, the one guarded by a demi-human chieftan in Cerulean Coast, or the one at the bottom of Enir-Ilim. you'd have to be pretty retarded to fail to pick up on the first three parts of this pattern (but the average Elden Ring player is pretty retarded, to be fair), but the others really do require a checklist if you're not thorough. obviously you should continue leveling and upgrading new weapons though the DLC, but these mechanics pale in comparison to the effect of increasing your blessings, which leads to too much of an emphasis on a specific form of progression - which in turns leads to a sense that anything that doesn't yield a seed is a "waste of time".
Two tried Great shinobi owl and True corrupted monk on my first playthrough.I'm a god, kneel.
>>484986090they also drop after you beat random field enemies like hippos sometimes
>>484986276i forgot these but i think they're also consistent: hippos always drop them, and glowing pot guys are a 50/50 whether they drop fragments and ashes or crafting materials. typically you want to keep your eye out for graveyards in the open world, and i think there's one glowing pot guy in some ruins in scadu altus and one in rauh.
>>484986276and the completely random pot-bearing shadows
i only got to skibidi level 18 before beating the dlc
the whole scadufragment thing matters less when the scaling falls of completely after 12, which you can easily reach without searching for them too much. 12-15 seems to be the sweet spot for difficulty too.
i refuse to overlevel
Makes it much easier to experiment with new weapons. Praise merchants and free trade!
i think i can name every single ds3 weapon from memory (not counting shields)
Why is grav missile so cheap
murkyfarron greatsword...ummmm
>>484987192int's gotta eat sometime
you forgot the pkcs smdh
would you fuck a pkcs unwashed moid
gaius would be better without the hog
i've lost a lot of the enthusiasm I had for this game but these are a must have for invasionsthey're a better radagon's soreseal, +6 to all stats, no damage taken increase, the hp drain is like 3/4 per second, and they last 90 seconds
>>484987192It's total bullshit I invaded a host spamming just that and destroying everything around him. Of course when his phantom dies he just kills himself.
>>484987660i just use these for the grafted glitch to get the vig free forever :)
Looked at https://rentry.org/ergpocketguide#smithing-level-rangesThis thing says: >NPC item drops do increase the Smithing Level; see the relevant section on who to avoid.but there's no relevant section. Anyone got a list of them? It's been too long since I played through the base game so I no longer remember
>>484987928rogier gives you a +8 raperedgar gives you a +8 'berd
>>484987928Patches drops a +7 spear
wow what cuties wait what are you doing?
>>484988319>>484988080thanks I woulda never remembered rogier and patches. Is this conclusive?
>>484988926troona simps btfo
>>484988965yea
people who say OnS are a well-designed duo boss are on high copium. you're fighting the camera and the furry motherfucker can chuck lightning at you through smough's fat body without you seeing anything. it's impressive how they managed to make even worse bossfights
>>484987875I just used these and used the grafted WA and quit out and zamnare there any other things that work in combination with the grafted sword WA buff?
Yes I am going to use a flame Art Carian Thrusting Shield on my int-fai build.
>>484989287nah those are the only two vig-increasing temporary buffs that you can stack (godrick rune doesn't count because it's a rune). also remember to not equip any other stat-boosting items or you lose the buffs.>>484989493worse than magic infusion :)
>>484989635Worse, but, it's funny.
Can putrescent knight be poisoned or rotted? I want to have some kind of edge on him with my arc build. If not then chicken wing strike damage will have to do.
>>484989905
>chained grab attackugs knight is the worst
>>484989249Godskin duo is unironically a better fight than them
giant rot pots would prolly instarot putrescent knight
>>484989249o&s aren't really well-designed as much as they are culturally important for being the ultimate filter in DS1. i don't really enjoy phase 1 that much, and phase 2 is too easy regardless of which one you're fighting.
>>484984526Yeah, midroll in ds1 sucks. Either stay under 25% or go full Havel's and tank the world.
putrescent knight kicked my ass until I equipped the kindred of rot talisman and just out dpsed the fucker
>>484975637I actually chuckled when I learned I could just sprint past all the madness mobs in the woods after giving up on the grass crouching. This is not that kind of game, what were they thinking with this section? Should have made Midra's mansion way bigger but half the dlc is empty so I reckon they couldn't have done it.
>>484991150Use a strike weapon with sacred order on it (which for some reason isn't even gated to a faith build nice game design lol) and you end up doing so much damage he's completely trivial. I killed him in 5 attacks with a greathammer
putrescent knight kicked my ass until I hit him a lot without getting hit and he died
>>484991593?? it takes like 30 seconds to sit in the grass and it works 100% of the time unless you hit the bell like a mongoloidskill issue, but more likely brain issue. I liked the section, one of the only good areas in the dlc
>>484991593I was surprised by how many approaches there were to the madness guys. Throwing ruin fragments, knives, pots, etc. to distract them and sneak past? Worked. Assassin's gambit and / or hidden body? Worked. Running away like a bitch? Worked. Parrying? Worked. I wonder if those noise-making consumables that make footstep sounds that the DLC added would work.
>>484991854>hit the bell intentionally>walk away>they scramble to it>walk behind them for freethe bell is the thinking man's solution
hit a roadbump in the the'fic today
cutie
>>484992604
>>484992747from literally saw the st trina flowers and decided to make st trina a flower
>>484991854Yeah I walked into the weird looking plant that was apparently a bell unknowingly once and then by accident a second time while fighting the rats and then just started running and it worked. Utterly fagged section of the game. Another big empty area like finger ruins. There is nothing to fight, as usual with SotE. Boss rush dlc but with Easter eggs strewn about for you to pick up to scale your character. Can you CE the Scooby snacks? I wouldn't consider replaying it without that.
>>484993013yea you can ce skibidisalso what do you mean... did you not enjoy fighting a billion frenzy rats??? not cool.
>>484993013Yup.401EAB90 Scadutree Fragment401EABF4 Revered Spirit Ash
>>484993269>>484993013just a heads up, its a limited key item, so doing this will automatically ban you next wave
lmao
>>484993390fake news, i have tons of limited key items and never got banned only one i got warned for was fia's panties early on
>>484991684exactly
>>484993594>beefed roll >doesn't deflectacquire skill
>>484974840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8JmrKwlzw>you literally murder the relatives of multiple main characters you talk to in slurmshit in the dlc>not even new dialogue
>>484993716>>beefed rollwhat? that's medium roll
is 16/16/50 alright for faith
>>484993737yeah but you save sif in the past and he recognizes you. rennala has dementia, melina has amnesia, and malenia is a dumbass who's waiting for her brother to come back (you don't tell her).
>>484993390but i've hacked in golden sneed and talisman pouches and that kind of stuff.. areb't they the same
And so... the cycle continues.
>>48499393516 VIG, 16 END, 50 Mind? yeah that's good
>>48499421016 str/dex you ape
>>484993935get 18 dex
I do wonder how many of these corpses belong to you Anons.
those are all umaru
those are all WHO?
the most powerful anonymous ds3 pvp legend
mogged by mari
aren't they the same person
that was a long time ago
yeah it was one norway nigga named terr who played "mari" on kb+m and "umaru" on controller with his feet
poomaroo was the other dutchfag in this general
where are they now?
terrence is now 3rd place in elden ring competitive pvp, and umaru got throat cancer and passed away because euro healthcare is too slow.
didn't expect that
in the bb2 waiting room
yeah you should see him with a handaxe. dude has crazy spacing.
do you guys mean ippiki9
First time playing a souls game, are the boss souls worth keeping for their forged weapons or should I just burn them for souls? I currently have Butterfly, Quelaag, and Sif.
stop talking about ippiki9 you fucking geriatric
>>484997602i'd keep them but if youre absolutely sure you dont want them for their items then you can get rid of it
>>484997602never burn them for souls, it's just not worth it
the start of the ds2 menu theme still gives me the chills
lmaolollmaoslurm>>484998102it's good
The Stray Demon soul can be used to forge the Havel Ring in Dark Souls 3. Who can say no to fighting the Asylum Keeper again?
ai post
>>484998686Stray demon > Asylum demon
>>484999181Stray Demon is technically the first boss you can see in Dark Souls. It was he who saw our journey begin.
>>484997810>>484997932Thank you, here's another question I forgot to post the first time. Made friends with a spider lady behind a hidden wall when I was looking for any kind of shortcut so I could reduce my future trips through the poison shitshow zone as much as possible. Is there any benefit to offering her humanity if I'm a World of STR unga bunga build or is it more spells I won't use?Captcha: XXXXX
>>484998686Assylum L O L
>>484999574I think she saves the sun bro for you
>>484999574if you join her covenant (which ditches other covenants and you lose your progress in whatever covenant you were in before) she gives you a special pyromancy chaos fireball and if u give her 30 humanity it will open up a shortcut for you later in the game which will help you save solaire. giving her 30 humanity will also give u another pyromancy iiirc chaos fire storm/tempest iirc pyromancies you probably won't use but in ds1 pyromancies scale off your pyro hand upgrade level and/or how many humanity you have in your counter next to your hp bar. so you can always toss on a few pyromancies in any build if you feel like giving a few points to get a couple slots
>>484998686Which cracked tear does this Erdtree avatar drop?
holy fuck pest thread spears dudehow can int compete
Holy shit I want to hold hands with the DS3 firekeeper
It's really over isn't it? I have no hopes for fromsoft anymore at this point. All I can anticipate is Sekiro 2 (lol) or maybe an AC6 dlc. Whatever their next "souls" slop is it's very obvious that it's going to be more of the same shit. I can't believe the series somehow peaked with ds2.
>>485000293>ditches his main casting stat on a whimDisgusting >>485000417Pick up a multiplayer shooter
zaki is done with soulsloppa
>>485000417AC7 will be kino. And there's always hope they kill the souls/elden ring formula entirely after this game. It's clear they've ran out of ideas on how to make it work and threw a bunch of stuff at the wall. They got lucky this time but I wonder if they can pull it off again. Safer to make a scifi version where they control the combat more like sekiro.
ac7 will be a very badass stor yabout a bunch of terrorists (Good guys) against the government (bad guys) against the other government (also bad guys)
time to pack up and leave until the ds2 remake drops
dark souls 2^2 resequel
>bill cosby sleep buildthat's pretty funny>>485000514I ditched int because the dlc was a faith dlc desu
>>485001040Deathblight worthy pic>>485001060You're Weak.
>>485000941>>485001040that'll take likeseveral generations...
>>485000610If AC7 has hard lock any stickier than 4th gen I will never buy a new fromsoft game
>>484993594>incantation that needs intelligence to castliterally why
>have longhaft axe>scales D, D on standard>damage: 188 + 75 >scales C, C on quality>damage: 159 + 63how the fuck does scaling work lolis it based on the base damage and quality lowers the base damage? Is that what's happeningI have 20 dex/str for the record
>>485001605quoted the wrong post?
>>485001718yea base damage and then the numbers only tell you that the scaling multiplier for extra damage is within a range of values that i dont remember.
GET DOWN FROM THERE!>>485001173I go where the cool is, man. As a strict adherent of the rule of cool, I was instantly drawn to the unbelievably neat faith weapons, ashes, and spells in the dlc. It's that simple
>>485001831So I'm guessing once my str/dex gets higher then the better scaling will overtake the slightly lower base damage and it ends up doing more overall? Or is elden ring just weird and that point never happens and quality sucks
>>485002279Quality just sucks.
>>485002279yea you just need more stats. quality also sucks a bit tho.
>>485002279Maybe at 80/80 you get 10 extra AR.
>love how crucible knights look>hate how the armor looks on the playerWhy does it look so off /erg/?
>>4850025132 small
>>485002513Adjust your sliders. Being too thin or too thick makes some armors look like shit
>body: 0>abdomen: 0>full goats /fa/
>>485001308yeah... somehow i dont think we're going back from ac6 lockon lol>>485002513cuz we're midgets lolcrucible knights fire knights etc etc all look fucking badass cuz they're towering awesome dudesmeanwhile we're little toddlers wearing a t renchcoat you can mess with your head size and whatever, but I still don't think it'll ever look good.
Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 1
this, unironically
where does slurm go
the hole
>enter the hole in the blue flowers zone>grace>jump down a ledge>another fucking grace>jump down another ledge and go around a corner>another motherfucking grace????
>Thou'rt Tarnished, it seemethHe was too kino for his dlc. I was utterly dumbfounded that this guy is like the 3rd boss you fight and very little in the world outside of his castle really has to do with him.
>>485003662it's a ds3 reference
>graceless heathen>literally the most grace filled individual in the landssloppa dlc
>>485003662indian contractor level design, you rike?
Marika is a fucking JAR!
>>485003880Your eyes ain't glowing gold so that makes you a negro
>>485003957speak for yourself I took the frenzy flame
>>485003662>grace directly before boss arena>kill boss>another grace 20 ft away spawnsjesus christ
>>485001853jee would have gotten caught in his menus trying to switch to kick misericorde to break the phantom's guard in this situation, and then killed by "shit net"
>>485005478>>485003662i blame casuals complaining about boss runs / shortcuts>>485003880did anyone else notice that bayle's arena is full of rectangular stone recesses that look like the design of this helmet? vaati fuck off btw
>>485005671that is why I play as the softswapping wdc that I am
>>485005478this is bad because?
>>485006605softswappers stay winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOPsL69n_7Q
FC status?
>>485006928l1 gods lost...
>>485007174been over for a few hours already
>>485006928the oldhead vs the pale imitator
>>485007290yes
>>485007290um yeah?
did they really add back monscim instaparry in ds2
are you dumb
>>485006928lmaooo wtf...dvrk swvrd...
>no /dsjee/ TT livestream>no grass stream>no covenantThe good times are over
im playing 2 rn srry
>>485007367>>4850074321.12 changed it so now it's the same speed as every other parry to start up (4 frames) but has more recovery frames :)
>>485007875why dont YOU strem
>>485008163I have the WORST internet, like Saint Riot tier
i'd stream but i dont have anything set up for that
I wouldn't stream
>>485008258that's just too bad...also im watching sanes first playthru strem rn.. comfy
>>485008509>going for stupid shit on pve instead of just whacking them"Comfy"
>>485007641
>>485008761shhhhhhi like when he reads item descriptions and then its just dogs barking for 5 minutes
>>485009119l2 babies lost
>sword lanceoh manoh boyI like this weapon
>>485009275it's the most boring weapon ever
>>485009302I will make it my weaponfuI've had enough of the solitude greatsword
is ds2 the only game that lets you get this much tit
>>485009275what the fuck is its niche. getting colossal level status build-up even though it's a HTS / lance?
>>485009275>ruins the best attackI don't
>>485009504getting a hyperarmor r2 that combos into r1
>>485009119pretty sure that guy is playing a character
>start using hefty rot jars in invasions>the moment gank squads get hit by it they start to panic roll no matter how high their health is>when they do get low keep spamming swift glintstone so they have no choice but to keep rolling and dieI didn't realize these things were so useful
>>485009275sword lance is fun to kill mechs wi- oh youre a souls sloppacringe
>>485009439coomers are pathetic
>>485009784Newfren pleaseHe's just mentally ill
>>485009841bro your >>>/m/acg
>>485009576got nerfed anyway
>>485009882Nah he's doing it for (You)s go look at the webm he posted with the fire giant. He's not even rolling, he's doing it intentionally to rile people up
>>485010251What a sad life
he's also addicted to modded minecraft
am I fully retarded or was there an autocrafting feature that would automatically craft the pots you set it to craft? Like you could make it always replenish fire pots to maximum each time you rest at a graceDid I fucking dream this? Or does it exist and I'm not finding it anymore
modded minecraft is fun
>>485010630there's no autocraftbut there is an autorefill that u can turn on and off individually for whatever pots u have stored in your boxso when u sit down it refills whatever pots u want
I'm going to fucking kill myself, gwyn at SL1 is fucking aids, 1 hour of this nigger has made me seethe more then the rest of my SL1 run combined, fuck this nigger and fuck his bullshit split second swipe
>>485010251dangerous levels of autism
>>485011648parry?
>>485010630there's an ae2 block in gtnh that allows you to autocraft things if there's less than an amount in your system
>>485011708wrong generalmaybe keep your edrama to their appropriate zones and you would 't have this conflict (>>485010687>>485010461)
>>485011698That's what i'm doing, but getting the timings right when the bulk of his shit one shots you if you fuck up is driving me insane
>>485010930>but there is an autorefill that u can turn on and off individually for whatever pots u have stored in your boxBut isn't that pointless cause pots are limited by the cracked pots or are you suggesting I cheat in 999I wasn't really looking to cheat only I coulda sworn there was a way for it to autoreplenish fire pots with my mats so long as I had em
>>485010630you dreamt it up i've been having to recraft pots after every other invasion since foreverthere's auto restock for most consumables though, just not pots or perfumes
>>485011981it's for putting pots into storage. if you don't set the autorefills for your pots, it'll always try and jam fire pots into your inventory from the box.
>>485012007crazy I have such a detailed memory of it too, like the menu explaining to you that it'll autorefill the pots and how to set it upI might actually be going demented
>>485012065Dam I fucking knew there was a way to do it. Thanks man. Only annoying how you have to manually craft them all first
yeah and i think you have to stick them into the box in increments of 20 or 10 too... idk i just cheat my pots in :)
>>485012497meant for >>485012359
Boc is beautiful and cute I love him
>>485014104Too bad he lives in a hellworld
>>485014104Bed of Chaos is the worst boss in Dark Souls history.
>throw a pot at something i'm locked onto>fucking goes right between his legs and missesgay
>>485014284i think seath is up there
Does it ever annoy you that the protagonist character is a manlet? Everyone is taller than them.
>>485018019I think it's generally a good thing if the enemies in a game are usually way cooler than the protag, that includes the beefy ass 8'0 footsoldiersit would be cool to have a bit of a height slider tho. Not as big as those enemies but just big. Or maybe a spell to enlarge
>Be new souls player>Sen's FortressOH GOD OH SHIT WHERE THE FUCK IS A BONFIRE WHEN I NEED ONE AAAAAA
>>485018932it is kinda evil the way they hide it and don't let you take a slow look around because of the bombs
>Dark Souls 2>Boss is called the Last Giant>Dark Souls 3 has a giant so he's not the last>Boss is called Dragonrider>Doesn't ride a dragonWho the fuck named these?
>>485020134ride a dragon one time...
>>485020134My favourite is how there is a dragon outside of the Dragonslayer's boss room.
>>485011648I fucking give up, fuck finishing SL1, gwyn is bullshit and fundamentaly broken, i'll be happy having beaten the rest of the base game and the entier DL Croster SL1
>>485020370for me it's "armored warrior" in sekiropinnacle of creativity
>>485020898*entire*DLC roster
>>485020898I don't even want to touch DS1 anymore, jesus christ, how the fuck is the bed of chaos considered worse then Gwyn
>>485020898>>485011648invade undead parish now for fun
>>485022059huh? im still midway through my sl1 playthrough so im not speaking from experience, but is it not as simple as parrying him to death, same as always?
I can't find that calculator for dark souls 1 that gave you the the host's SL based on the amount of souls you got after killing himHelp
already dead
>>485022618what an adorable baby. I'm sure he has a bright future in front of him
>>485020370slop of the first sin added that its headcanon
I like ds3 alot but the game suffers because of some of the worst designed places like the swamps, irithyl dungeon and the cathedral of the deep. I think they should've never added deacons to the game, they're so bad. Not talking about the boss just the npcs. I remember these retarded things and don't wanna replay the game seriously.
Ok, the moment of truth. How hard does my character build suck? So far, I am finally done with Blighttown and about to take on Queelag. I've been slowly but surely making progress, and the game seems pretty forgiving of my bumbling around, but I am paranoid the game throw "fuck you, your tank build sucks" curveball at me at any minute.Yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>485034105>leveled up resistanceoh no no no no
>nu-arrow talisman stacks>>with the damage one and the range onebrb gonna oneshot a kevin from offscreen>>485034105looks good enough for a first build to me. resistance is a bit scuffed, but you're not at the point in the game when you realise that the end for ultra-heavy sets (giants, havel etc) give more payoff than just levelling res. it's not a tank build, it's just a normal build desu.you really aught to be more confident in yourself, if anything.
>>485034628To be fair, I did get clowned on by a Butterfly to the point I had to use a summon, because there was no way in hell I could defeat it.But my next step after defeating Queelag (I almost got her the first time, but then I had a brainfart moment and she punished me with OHK attack) would probably be Valcav Havel, because apparently he has a good right that helps me with my biggest blind spot, that is fatrolling.
>>485034975>because apparently he has a good righta good ring
>>485034628i stacked all damage talismans and raskaha armor and exalted flesh and a greatbow shot did only around 740 damage to a mage wearing rags at RL150 dont get your hopes up
>>485035196how much dmg does it do against the secluded cell troll
not bad at all it probably shreds bosses with the radahn rain
name a single boss who doesnt teleport around the arena every nanosecond
>>485037780doesn't radahn bow + offhand radahn bow stack the radahn spear damage bonus?
>>485038230sure but thats ugly af
>>485038415wewoojust use a mod that obscures your sheathed offhand
>>485038051godrick
I never learned how to parry after des/das
>>485009439lick
Need help with ManeaterI am trying to go back to Demon's Souls (demake) after having had my Elden Ring fix.I thought I'd find it easy but I the Maneater is still eating my ass in NG+.Part of the difficulty is the jank - I keep accidentally doing unintentional attacks with my weapons, and dodging feels a bit clunky.Then there's the tedium of having to farm consumables like grass, pine resin etc.I'm using a pretty standard strength build - I have the Dragon Bone Smasher, Crushing Claymore, and Crescent Falchion all +5.It seems I'm unable to learn any useful spells
it do be like that
>>485043597turns out most of the difficulty is NG+I have another regular save and just destroyed them
sword lance has higher AR than the lance but hts moveset instead of great spear movesetwhotrevising my rkr lance idea into a rkr swordlance idea instead
Does club deal more damage to skeletons than bare hands in demon's souls?
uhhhhhhhhhhh
Like 90% of the Elden Ring players I meet don't have the slightest clue on how to dodge or block any attack. They just spam whatever baby mode retard masher move their build allows over and over and hope the boss dies.
that has been the case since release
the game encourages you to play like that
>>485052970Their only strategy is brute-forcing everything. It's no wonder Elden babies get so uppity if you tell that they didn't beat the boss or whatever because they mashed the L2 button like monkeys or summoned a reddit shitter or their mimic to solo it for them and think that just because it's in the game it couldn't possibly be broken. >>485053079>>485053117I know, but you'd think they'd grow a brain or try to play in other ways after so much time.
*mashes*
>>485054154you didn't beat the game
>>485054154>bh step perfumeyou beat the game
>>485054154>the final dlc boss barely has more hp than malenia>you do double damage in the dlc thanks to the blessingsand this is supposed to be a hard boss?
>>485043597stale old webmhearest thou my voicee still ashen one?
eldoggers ALWAYS mash out of hitstun, damn
hosts running to the grace to resummon their boyfriends grind my gearswhat's so wrong with dying to me huhyou're at the grace anyway you piece of shit
>>485057262You sound like an entitled crybaby faggot
>>485057556cry more, hostnigger
thalamus
>>485057262get rekt
invcel status? BUCK BROKEN.hostGAWDS won
>>484971902I want to try this but I heard the remake loses the atmosphere of the original and added a bunch of niggers and womenBut I also like pvp and playing onlineWhat do?
>>485058403>>485058210>>485058362
>>485058403it's not that bad
>>485058862Well in considering it vs originalEither multiplayer and good graphicsOr original art and atmosphere and no niggers
>>485058403RPCS3 version has online.
>>485037780bro where's your golem bow
>>485062726are you blind, '''''''''''''''bro''''''''''''''
>>485062905i only watch the first 3 seconds of webms, breh
How did radagon actually fuck marika?
>>485058403like one npc has darker skin and that's it. i'm sure that your brown ass can handle it.the artstyle and atmosphere is worse tho so i'd recommend playing the ps3 version first.
>>485063269mimic tear
>>485063269>selfsuck.jpg
radahn's cape literally symbolizes him defending the haligtree. retcon fags absolutely BTFO
loreshit belongs on /erg/, newfriend
>>485064768shut the fuck up
>>485064768this
Hand it over, that thing, your /dsg/
finished the ER DLC yesterday, might start my first Bloodborne playthrough today
Is there some sort of collection of all true combos? I feel like I found some but its hard to tell if they actually true combo or the hosts are fucken retards mashing r1
Demons Souls is diabolical in terms of acquiring all ringsI thought I'd taken care to do all the rings requiring PWWT, then doing all the PBWT ringsWhat I forgot about was that it's only in PBWT that the Black Phantoms spawn, allowing you to achieve PWCT (which is required to get a ring), and I already killed the Primeval demon in World 3. Fuck this shit
>>485065456it's on the jee'cord
>>485043597>That smoothness to dodges, that lower recovery, those 7 rolls in a rowThen some /v/igger poser who TOTALLY started with Demon's Souls sharts its pants when I claim Dark Souls 3 was the sequel with the closest mechanics and balance to Demon's Souls
>>485067031wait your evidence for des and ds3 being alike is the roll animation being smooth?
>>485066418proofs?
>>485067031I want you to look at how one straight sword swing onehanded saps a third of his stamina bar, then unironically type out "this is just like Dark Souls 3!"
>+1 stones instead of slabs They really want people to cheat lmao
>>485067193The recovery times, hyperarmor, even the movesets themselves, how a lot of R2s have more forward momentum, how a lot more common enemies were staggerable. I always cringe when some faggot posers pretend Dark Souls was a continuation of Demon's Souls when the gameplay of DS was actually very smooth and aggressive centered, or even bundles them together when juxtaposed to later Souls games
>>485065456this community sucks at gathering info. they get too lazy with their framedata so they just say "uh go check on the framedata site"
>>485067356what the fuck are you talking about retard?https://youtu.be/Bs4KXTkURb8?si=jQzSvqg_hBiFRTy-https://youtu.be/qlYqiyyU7CM?si=HfTHyGnCiUx1JJJz
My favourite part of Dark Souls 3 was when two Darkwraiths obliterated an entire tribe of lanky swamp people.
whens the the the zzz
>>485068138have you ever looked at a demons souls boss? theyre about as dangerous as a broken straightsword hollow. The animations are just choppy cause they sucked at making em weighty back thenIn a way it IS like ds3 in that but not intentionally
poison...broadsword?
>>485070383it's a guaranteed pickup at earthen peak
>>485070596>+0But why...
>infuse erdsteel daggie with bleed on my dex/arc/fth bill>trash damagewtf why
>>>>dex/arc/fth bill
>>485070814saves you a poison stone>>485070838not a real build
that's the romina bill22 dex35 fth60 arc
>>485070361>It's not intentional that they reworked every major mechanic in a direction closer to the origins of the series>>485070838>dex/arc/fth>bleednigga play Occult and spec into Arcane
*vomits*
22 dex isn't dexretarded ergie
it is a real build doe
>>485071494>47 vigorhow dishonest
i'll be honest when this game stops being a dumpsterfire
>>485071293Correct, it isnt intentional. They designed DS3 far more after BB. That it starts resembling how choppy and unweighty DeS was is total coincidence
>>485071494lose the flock and drop to 45 arc... haybale incants suck
>>485071494>'bachOH NO NO NO
>>485071803Nobody would play it if it wasn't a dumpster fire, that's the FROMsoft formula
>>485072064>>485072129its a bill that waits for 1.13 to buff those incants, not playing it rn
>>485072260lose the flock anyways
>>485072260Use a stat helm
>>485064662>retcon fagscall them what they are. godwynfags
>>485072532Meds
>>485072215seamless pvp is what the game looks like when its not a dumpsterfire, perfect lat and no animation skipping, the subhuman at bandai who greenlit EAC and not using the new steam network API should be crucified>>485072312why>>485072385>use clown helmno
>>485072757You're already using clown tech
>>485071494>blood, dragon communion, frenzy, rot and beast stuffnice I want to do everything "build"
>>485071824>choppy and unweightyLol and here it is
>>485072757flock sucks if you aren't a pure caster
Which sorceries proc the multi-hit talismans
>>485072561godwyntards are literally screeching about how he was supposed to be the final boss and miyazaki simply changed it for radahn fanservice
>>485073118slicer
>>485072962its like 200 dmg on all my incants
>>485064662>>485073147>radown defending something that didn't exist during his time
>>485073118hammie of hymen>>485073147where's my swimming sunflower final boss: (
>>485073365it did
>>485073409the sunflower isn't related to godwyn
>>485072912I already said that in the post you were replying to, you're far too late to start doing the "ahaha you used the blacklisted phrase" reddit shit, faggot. When you do it like that it's clear that you got argued into a corner and that's the last desperate attempt at saving face
>>485073972sunflowers don't swim
>>485074084they do if they are sentient
>>4850741950 Int
>>485072912>and here it isAnd here it is
>using call of tibia to fuck up blind spot/swift slashersthis works way too well, mr skeletal doing his dance is a hardcounter
we're back
>>485074285>>485074195okay but what if its a magical sunflower that doesn't follow our rules. suinflowers in elde nring are swimmers, you don't know YOU DONT KNOWi should add a swimming sunflower to the'ficexcept i won't because there's already something similar to godwyn in my setting zaki copied me i'm suing him.
To this day i don't understand how Elden Ring is regarded as the holy game of the century, yet Sekiro, Bloodborne, Dark Souls, and Demon's Souls came out before it, had the same style gameplay loop, but with much tighter execution.Open world does not work in FromSoft games. It looks great, but it completely lacks the replay value of the previous titles. It is comically full of filler bosses, enemies, ruins, dungeons, and bad rewards. Since PvP and Co-op are also implemented poorly (they had 12 years to figure it out), there is no point in replaying the game to make a funny build to play with other people.Back in my day, we used to run through Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1 in an evening or two, making a fully functional PvP build in the process. This is totally lost in Elden Ring.
>>485075069Open world has more mass appeal, GRRM drew in all the game of throne normies. The underlying game being good too is a bonus, normies were tricked into playing an actual video game rather than a movie. Those factors combined made it p big
>>485075069>It is comically full of filler bosses, enemies, ruins, dungeons, and bad rewardsYou just described every single soulsbornekiroring game
>sane ryan bitching about how he keep picking up ghost gloveworts and not a good weapon
>>485075690I depends on how bad 'comically' is. For example, look at ER talismans. Out of 9000 talismans in the game, maybe 5 are somewhat impactful. Compare that to DeS and DS rings - all of them did something meaningful. None of that 10% increased damage for the last hit in the combo bullshit. You could grab the red tearstone ring and chunk cut bosses like butter at low health. Resistance rings actually increased resistances. The +1/+2/+3 ring bullshit that started in DS2 is inexcusably bad, clearly it only went downhill from there.
>>485076460everyone hates dat doe
How the fuck do you get to rauh again
>>485076782i dont think i ever used any of the resistance rings in demons souls loli only ever used cling ring, and then magic sharp or foe/friend ring. occasionally i would do rtsr (clever rat? i forget)ds1 for me was mainlyfap + something, so hornet usually or dwgr swap.sometimes I would make a gay zero poise high end build (thank god for toggle esc) with hornet and some other ring. the rusted iron ring was more of a convenience than something actually worth keeping onrtsr was good, but rtsr is in every game anywaysleo ring was pretty gimmicky but fun ig+1,2,3 is fucking gay tho yeah.
the dlc killed tali economy even more by adding more damage talis. why run +7% fire resistance or whatever when i could be getting +10% damage overall for 2h my club
>>485058403just play itthey made some of the npcs look a lil fruity and turned 1 into a nigger, that's ityeah it loses a bit of the atmosphere but it's still great, if you never played the original you wouldn't know what you're missing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4xE5amx3aInew 'ullie is up
>>485077391uhhhh you know the area where you fight the monk and the red bearsomewhere around there is a lake with worms and if you head north from there you find a poison swamp thing with death birdsif you go through the area you arrive at the baset. went through that yesterday
>>485077926Why are you typing 'Uhhhh'
stupid fucking zullie thumbnail slurm already has a dragon that's so big that it's part of the map why is this shocking
>>485078030uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno man, get off my case bro
>>484974840>Elden slop zoomers have never fought a good wolf boss in a from game Sad!
>>485076782>Compare that to DeS and DS rings - all of them did something meaningfullol
>>485078347>zoomers zoomers zooomers
millennials have zoomergods in their heads rent free
What's the commonly agreed level for PVP again?150 is still good?
>>485078895138150 for fat morons that can't make builds
>>485078895yes
>>485078039>slurm already has a dragon that's so big that it's part of the map why is this shockingno it did not retarded retard dumb fucking retard
>>485078895150 is the meta levelsome people are even going up to 200ignore anyone that says 125 or 138, they're pvp discord trannies trying to get you to stay within range of their tryhard sweatlords
>>485078995
>>485079115150 is tryhard central
>>485078895139 for melee bills150 for casters125 for duels only
>>485079124feel free to kill yourself
>>485078895150 is 115+ poise territory. But since the vast majority of players are at that level or higher, going lower will end up putting you at a disadvantage most of the time. So go for 150-175, have whatever stats you want, just add Endurance up to 40-50 and the bullgoat talisman.
>>485078895125 is duel level139 is the midrange150 is reddit level and where build variety falls apartanything past is for retarded ganker bloatlords
>>485079308>>485079178>>485079173>>485078958tranny pvp discords don't dictate the meta level
>>485079396keep sucking off reddit
>>485079396>retarded co-opers who don't even want to do pvp are the ones who dictate what the pvp meta is!!!retard
ergites will have a meltdown if they can't have 50 endurance and access to all of the faith buffs and also get 80 strength
>>485079614>>retarded co-opers who don't even want to do pvp are the ones who dictate what the pvp meta is!!!Yepthat's where all the players are That's where people who want to pvp stop levelingTherefore that is the meta levelyou can stay at 125/138 if you want to fight third world tranny discord duelists though have fun with that
https://files.catbox.moe/29tb0l.mp4reminder that zullie won
>>485079726did you also bitch about the meta in all the other games since none of them line up with where the most casuals play?
>>485079396>>485079453>>485078872>>485078624choombas
the 'fic reached 130000 words
What is wrong with this trannygger hes whackAlso thank you for your cervix my updated filter added a new e celeb
>>485080326>>485080376huh
transfolx just can't accept that they aren't the center of the world and no one wants to play with their mentally ill 125 tryhard strength builds
why did i struggle so much with fume knight.
>>485080626I absolutely hate this game's antialiasing or whatever makes it look like oily dirty smeared shit all over the screen. It hurts my eyes, just like BB, but at least BB has something to look at.
>>485080718>>485079726what sorta pvp level would you recommend? I'm not invested in whatever people call meta pvp levels, just curious
Just finished the DLC and I think I'm ready to finish off my remaining chievos which are really just the collection cheivos. Do you think I could finish these off in one playthrough? I'm thinking of just getting what I can in my current playthrough and then getting the remainder in NG+
>>485080718take it to /pol/
>>48508088775 or 15075 to invade at lower levels, 150 to invade in the dlc
>>485080920The only missable achievement item is the bolt of grand sucks.
>>485077902Why is she trying to find an even bigger bad dragon again?
>>485080934meant for >>485081112
>>485081049Right, I'll have to do that in NG+ then.
>>485080960That's more or less what I was thinking just ot have the biggest pools of players to fuck with, good to know I'm not too far off
>>485081182annoying faggot
It is crazy that the Smoldering Lake is massive but is just an optional area.A western developer would never.
>>485081182>meant for >>485081112(You)Eh, I don't think so.
>shield has more AR than my rapier
>>485082069it's bigger and slower of course it has more AR
>>485082069Why do you care about numbers? This is a role playing game, not PvP tryhard competitive fighting game. You don't have to care for frame data or AR numbers, just enjoy the game at levels 150-300 like a normal person.Jeez, these pvp jeanine pedo discord fags are so annoying.
continue spamming ds1 or whatever nigger, nobody's speaking to you
>>485082069>wtf this fast poke weapon doesn't hit as hard as a slow blunt weapon wtfffffffff shit balance wtfff
>>485082489esl retard
>>485082489truth
>>485082598grab some rope already>>485082598I would expect a magic weapon to do better than a magic shield
how's activity on rl118?
Keep on discussing Dark Souls 1 or whichever Dark Souls you are playing, friend. Many of us enjoy reading and interacting with your posts.
>>485082704>i would expect a magic weapon to do better than a magic shieldand it likely does, you're just a retard for trying to judge it by the AR alone
>>485082809>AR doesn't matterokay buddy
ar doesn't matter but damage does
>>485082883>UHHH MY SHIELD HAS HIGHER AR THAN MY LIGHTNING QUICK POKE WEAPON>AR isn't the only thing that matters, you also have to look at how fast it hits, counter damage, the fact it has good animations and fast hits, does more overall dps if you calculate the actual damage per hit and stamina spent...>SO AR DOESN'T MATTER? YOU'RE DUMByour IQ must be genuinely below 80
>>485082568>>485082069>>485081498>>485082785>>485082743>>485083038hi...
>>485083189HewwoBuff Rapiers
>>485083189since you (You)d me, answer the question >>485082743
>>485082785I am someone whos playing DS1 for the first time after playing elden ring as my first game in this series. I just died to a lift in Sens dungeon because apparently I missed my stop not expecting it and the lift shot me into spikes killing meI immediately quit the game and was mentally reminded how Miyazaki reminds us difficulty isn't the point, its the *atmosphere*
>>485083319>rl118idk should be okay for lategame and its near 125 as wellprobably a ot of fogwalls idk>>485083305uh*puts finger to my chin gayly, adjusts my tortoiseshell glasses*nyo.
what's the actual game design reason behind parry frames being hwat they are? I'm so confusedApparently with SotE they made all the start up frames the same, so normal parry is just better than buckler parry now. Ontop of that the actual parry dagger sucks ass despite it offering less utility than a shield. I just dont get the design
>>485084213design?
pwned the windmill girl again
>>485084213The only design this game has is art and music (music is unusually forgettable this time, like Dark Souls 2). There is NO game design. I seriously think that all the good staff of FromSoftware has now retired, and the young are concocting the slop that is Elden Ring. It tries to be good by reusing the old game mechanics, but instead of a complete experience, we got Dark Souls 4 with the Ubisoft flavour.
The hydra fight is such bullshit. It's not that it's hard, I just keep falling into water every single time.Is swear the remaster fucked up the shader so now you can't tell where the edge of the water is.
>>485086203would you say you're having DIFFICULTIES not falling into the water and drowning? Heh
sigh
>>485086743oh fuck that bottom one is missing miquella is the bad guy and bone fist 3.0oh nice double bingo on the bottom one then.
>>485086743ropemaxxing dlc
it has a glintstone gun aren't you happy
>>485087484...
he raped me after raping the blue
>microcosm into piercer AAAAAAAAAA
sigh....yemmy, post the kneel group pic
what's the point of this building? just free skibididididdler fragments? there ain't even an entrance to itis it supposed to be a fancy gate? what's the lore here
where are all dsa lapps
what's wrong with the glintstone cannon
>>485088756they moved on to elden ring
>>485078039>>485078995>>485079124>>485079238>>485079753>>485081112>>485081182>>485081471>>485081558she changed the thumbnail
*he
uh oh here comes the pronoun police again
>>485088970not what i wanted.. doesn't count...... it's nyot a glintstone sanctum xbow
>>485078895
the new Jvnd is good
Armored Core 6 is the only game I like and finished from this company.Dark Slows sucks.Suckiro is boring albeit I played it the longest.Elden Ring got it's hooks on me during it's release month but I never got back to it.AC6 had a deal on it and decided to try. Instant love. Got the three endings in less than a week. Don't remember the last time I tried to 100% but I'll do it for this one.Wish the AI wasn't so fucking dumb.
ok I have to admit, approaching this area and then hearing the title menu music was ludokino
>>485091298did you clap when they did the thing
omg this empty area has different music....*basedpogs*
>>485091535>>485091676faggot
>>485091535yes
zamn the new 'aati merch lookin fire af fr fr very drippy on god
>>485091676its ok for that area to be empty because loreit is NOT ok for everything around it to also be empty as fuck
it isn't even empty tho
fc?
start one
>>485092539skin color and country of residence?
>>485091890are we talking about you or the "main villain"
>>485092737black, netherlandsthey call me black pete
>>485092737bluedaboo de daboo dai
1/4
>>485091676>>485091535>>485091298>>485091890my asscheesk were clapped when i went to the shaman villagebest lore in the entierty of elden ring\>>485092280this gaming shit is too subtle i need a big ass vaati tattoo on my perineum>>485093190insane
Does everyone just play at 150 now?
I want Fromsoft to make an MMORPG and I am NOT joking>inb4 Elden Ring is an mmorpg Shut the fuck up
jee plays at 125 sometimes 135
vomit-inducing take, 98
>>485092972Nigeru?
>>485093398It is impossible for a modern day MMORPG to be both fun and succesful
>>485093398>fromshart doing treadmill worklollmao
>>485093190nvm then no one joined
>>485093862yeah I was queueing for a bit but I don't want to do 1v1s with a dsgger sorry that's too awkward ok
yeah i dont play with brown people sorry
>>485093862omw to bed
you have never joined a fc
>>485093935understandable
>>485093532hes from norway
>>485093935shy bitch
>>485093367yes almost every single casul hangs at 150+ for the DLC if thats what you mean. PvP youtube metas stay where they were, as do base game invasion ranges
>>485093862I can join in 3 hours after I finish the dlc
are mtf trans folk allowed to join the lub or nah
playing sl278 with chinese and euro players :D
just discovered a 'fumes true combo
>>485094597bring it to the club
>>485094569Yes
does someone have the map for invasion ranges for ER pretty please
>>485094582Do you prefer to have sex with white men or black men
doesn't exist aka nobody gives a shit to make one go use fextra
>>485095140fuck yo ufuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>485094569kill yourself subhuman freak
>>485094569yes (because I am not playing)
I can instantly tell someone is american when he uses the greathelm with knightly plate armor
one of the builds of all time
im a eurogod and I use the greathelm with the armor of solitude (unaltered)
>>485095043black women!
im a ausgod and I use the albie mask with the fire prelates chest + no gloves or legs
tranx folx are always welcome to join!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/93zb1YDPpl0?feature=sharedamn... elden ring is goated
>>485096869vomitous man, why do these people have to fucking ruin everythingi long for the pre internet days where you could beat up retarded annoying faggots for trying to come into your hobby
>>485096869go back to /mmcg/ already
Who wants a piece of the champ
dryleaf 1h R2 should've been gundyr kick with heavy knockback
knockback? NYOAND NO POSIE DMG FOR YOU DIE
Where's the fc
>>485096869
be the change you wanna see
be the 4 people you wanna see
>>485099935viglet+ you don't understand the weapons
>>485098636Isz 9v8qndas
>>485099584Is your ass fat enough to make it clap? You should post a video of yourself doing it if you can
>>485100226my ass is not fat... :(
>viglet
>>485100194>>485100226>>485100382you haven't done the vig glitch ONCE
>playing DS1 for the first time>get to spider bitch quelaag>try to make sense of her but nothing does, I can dodge her three hit combo but she will just immediately jump away. The only tell I could find she lays down when doing an AOE attack around her. Her attacks don't even make any kind of sound>equp my starting armor and axe and kill her on first try just by light rolling and hitting her constantly like shes an elden ring bossI guess this is why "series veterans" recommend light roll. I'm not even good at these games
midroll with poise > light roll poiselet
>>485100226not that guy but i can make it clap
>>485101872wait until you find out about shields
hop off 2
testing my new controller
gonna make a fart build with the staff of the great beyond
I want a game withdes aestheticsds1's map designds2's ng+bb's weapon philosphyds3's onlinesekiro's deflectser's movement and spellsand ac6's dialog is that so much to ask?
er has shit movement doe
i dont think any of this shit scales with cast speed but whatever
>>485102983I use my shield constantly on regular trash enemies but not on bosses. I also mostly use it because every fucking pathway in this game is so narrow they clearly didn't expect you to roll around themFor me instead of trying to block bosses its just easymode to strip armor and hit them as hard as I can. The boss mechanics are really basic anyway, trivial if you've played the latest games
night maidens mist has the bonus of eating fps
The people ahead of me in the crowd, all wearing similar coatsAre wreathed in the same air of defeatIn the interrupted sky above, no birds flyDead leaves dance, like the sighing of skyscrapers in the evening sunAt last, I recognize the desiccated townscape before meBehind the superficial freedom it decorates itself inAh, standing in the crowd, I feel a push on my shouldersAnd suddenly, halfway through the intersection, I stopI find myself itching with this feeling that before I can crossThere's... there's something I have to finishStanding on the train platform at rush hour, I duck my head downAm I getting buried in this sterile environmentAm I drowning in a feeling like I'm a magazineleft up on the luggage rack?Am I singing a song based on falsehood?Am I being sold on empty dream after empty dream?Am I afraid of being hurt?Am I lying to myself because I want to be good?Am I cursing, in vain, the flow of time?Am I being swept towards a future I never wanted?Am I indulging myself without exerting myself?Am I just a tamed animal in a tepid apartment?Am I running away, acting like I don't see?Am I giving up, acting like I'm wise?
I like jumping, 20. so fuck you. and fuck off.
>>485104923
sekiro did that better
erm your duration talisman
oh yeah i forgot to put swimming from sekiro on there fuck
does that extend the fart clouds wtf?
>>485105123This is the end.
>theres gonna be daily fcs after the dlc its gonna be amazingthere was one lol
we've had like 8 fcs 50, get with the program.
Is it time
ugh i dont wanna bust out my half-baked pre-dlc quality pve build again but im too lazy to update my generalist bills
g9 is using my fashion wtf
yeah he posts here
>baller swag sword>praise the sun>biggie smalls>onionbro>giantdad>MLGsword>interconnected world>anal rodeo>git gudwhat are the ER equivalents of dog1 redditspeak
>>485105769Too bad
>>485106118rawr
>invade a hostie>somehow they've frozen Fire Giant's AI, so they're in the arena while I'm trapped outside>snipe the fuckers from outside the arena with my railgun>somehow this fixes the Fire Giant>teleport-finger>into the boss arena somehow>toastie hostie and his overlevelled phantoon are now spamming the broken 100000DPS thorn incant to cheese the giant>teleport in right as phase 2 starts, and just blast one into hosties back>like, 700 HP, kills the retard while I'm a red turd in the middle of a white fieldDon't know what the fuck happened, but I'll take it.>fingerprint ganksquad with NPC masks immediately after
>>485106256i'm working on an essay sorry
1 sec lemme find pate
>>485106591Your build is too fat :(
>>485106698i'm not playing through the game again to make a lower level build when the game already scales me down and I do less damage than 3/5 of the other players
>>4851069183d FATASS
>>485106918You do NOT deal less damage than other players
Since when is there an inventory limit in elden ring???
forever... dlc just added enough item bloat for it to be relevant
>>485107053I can't oneshot anyone with instantaneous frenzy nor am i powerstancing>>485107118there isn't? that's probably a bug
>>485107250You deal 80% of the club's hp with one Orb.
2/4
>>485107250>there isn't? that's probably a bugWhenever I pick up a new item it goes directly to the chest and the only way I could pull it out was by storing other items in the chest.
1 sec gotta update the blue emoji filter since he found a new image
@ me when is 7/6>>485107526bro who is HE there's like four different ppl who post cookie monster
>>485106118>maidenless>Robbies>GUGS / Guts Ultra Greatsword>dog>the dastardly doodoo eater>want to go home and edge!>fort night>you didn't beat the game (but in an epic ironic sense)I'd hesitate to say Kevins too since it was originally our thing, but it seems to have been picked up and used in a different context by normalniggers.I don't really know that much normalfaggot memespeak now I think about it, I don't really frequent those places all that much.
>>485107353better than using stuns that hit through iframesdodge NOW>>485107479really? that's wack.
please join the FC
>>485106118>let me solo her>maidenless>zanzibart>ydbtg>everything involving (t)ranni
shut up
>>485107838I will do 3 (three) games but this paper is due tuesday and I really don't want it hanging over my head
ranni is fine
>>485106118typing like messages
3/4!!!
>>485108015what did xhe mean by this.>>485108028why>>485108287he's okay
>>485107608whats a kevin in a normalfag context?
>5/4i leaveenjoy fellas
>>485107608>mist...>or beast!>first off, well done>by the way praise the message!>No secret passage ahead>therefore praise the message>Behold, flower!>seek god>try finger>but hole>if only I had rump>didn't expect message...>therefore praise the message!
my favorite chinkcore message: no horse ahead
>>485109528why not 6 player lobby
>>485109674>touch grace>if only i had a woman...>two-handing required>you don't have the right, O you don't have the right>dog?
mrrrp
what the fuck is that radahn phase 2
>>485109383For us it's specifically a faggot host viglet that wastes everybody's time to summon twice and dies in 1 hit before you're even through the fog gate but applies to viglet summoning retards in general (after that one webm), to normalniggers it just appears to be a generic John Darksouls way to refer to any kind of host like picrel.
>>485110026>>485108069
Fucking hell. I have been completely filtered by Fume Knight. I have used>All my resins>All my effigies>All my green blossomsI just can't get past him. I can't. Every single fucking time, i lose at the second phase because of his stupid fucking atacks that one-shot you even if you use a shield. I have 24 END and 34 VIT and a fully maxxed out Faraam set, and i STILL get one-shot.I just can't get past him. I'm fucking stuck.
ps kibas are honest now so dont get mad at me
>>485110052>>485109674>likely snake>healing required therefore praise the message
>>485110603that's kind of funny how the lingo broke out and isn't even used properly anymore. I guess reddit does that a lot
>>485110603Huh me an my friends just used John Elden Ringin general, and specifically Timmy for baby tier hosts
>>485110507zaki the hacki had a revelation after he heard about all the people complaining that bloodborne will never ever come to PC / is by default locked to 30fps, so he decided to make a boss that nukes your framerate as part of the difficulty.also he had the vision and foresight to make literally undodgeable attacks if you don't have flawless positioning, because when they fucked up with malenia and shitsuckers lappad it up anyways, he carried on course.
>>485110690which attack.>>485110886i have a webm of that but its me doing itstabs you in the throat
>>485110902luckily for me I'm not poor so I don't have any frame issues
>>485110603>(after that one webmstill cracks me up>soundless webms you can fucking hear
>>485101872Fellow newfriend here, I bungled my way into beating her hitless on my first try by keeping to her direct front and left. It seems to keep her spamming the double sword swipes which don't do shit if you're too close to her because of it's angle, then the thrust from her front and center which can be sidestepped easily if you're already at her left or right.I hope this helps.
>>485111082>which attack.Fucking all off them. In his first phase, it's how his combos LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING END. One hit drains ALL your stamina, and if you try to keep rolling, he'll just keep attacking and then fuck you with his delayed sword swing.Then in the second, you can't do anything at all. You can't block because he does damage anwyay. You can't dodge or attack because he uses that fucking AOE burst that hits 80% OF THE FUCKING ARENA, and ONE SHOTS YOU. And if you get hit by a *single* attack, it's over.Now because i didn't spec into some infinite stamina dexfag, i'm pretty much stuck.
>>485110886serious competitive game btw that's why you need to stay at level 125 and practice dueling against turd world brazilians for 1000 hours
Can you really disable open world invasions with CE?
>>485111485seconding this, how do you disable the obnoxious invasion spots like malenia / radaon / gaius / bayle / etc.
>>485111434you're not stuck, but having good stam helps if you're not used to the fight.don't block against him.
>>485101872You're probably to roll everything when DS1 bosses were far more about positioning (strafing rapes most of them a fair bit)
please let me put crabblade on the css
>dodge the boss's 15 second melty>get 1, maybe 2 hits at best, assuming the boss won't cancel into some bullshit and either fuck off to the other side of the map or try to frame trap you>repeat>it has 6 gorillion health so this takes an eternityI hate the Shadow of the Scattree
ban big pots from the fc
ban str bills
>>485111629I have 136 stamina, chlrothanty +1 AND the second dragon ring, and yet all it takes is two dodges for it to run out. It's not even a fatroll or anything. And even *if* i don't block ,i get hit by>His fucking AOE attack balls >His wide sword sweep somehow going into his back because lol hitboxEVERY time i get close to killing him, it's always the fucking aoe dark fire balls or his wide sweep
sword lance with rkr on str bill is jee approved
put on a helmet you freak
>>485111434babe>blee>summon / ash>greatshield rotspur poke>destined death spamsimple really sweetheart :)they wouldn't be mechanics if you weren't supposed to use them :)>but i don't want to abuse the game, i want a straight and honest DLC final showdown test of skill, like Manus, Fume, Orphan, Inner Isshin or Gaelthis isn't one of those games :)this is abuse or get abused :)godwyn the golden, prince of death, lord of dragons, god of hapiness and abundance, firstborn of marika and rightful heir to the elden throne was lined up, but since zaki heard how much you all liked malenia and how much you wanted radahn in his prime... adjustments were made to the script :)
>>485112036>not trading with your regen bill>not shooting magic when it's far away The absolute state of non-faith builds
>>485112480whats your adp?
shit >>485112829 meant for >>485110507
>>48511295027. My agility is 101.
You're such an ape for using that tear
this is my last round
>>485110690Nigger just circle around him. He isn't an Elden BRAP boss, he won't perfectly track you into some retard combo designed to catch you off-guard.
>>485113471'Circle around him' works until phase 2, then he pulls off his 'cover entire arena with an instakill AOE burst' move
>>485113471I lost the catbox link to the no roll fight but there're plenty of videos where nerds circle him to death.>>485113690If you're talking about the one where he summons some orb then just outspace it.
ok jeejees
ggsgonna make some ebin webms now
ggspatch soon
too many spammable op nuke abilities nowmy screen is getting raped nonstop in these fcs to the point that my fps drops
you will rike the hefty fire pots
people dont fuck with me people dont fuck with me
>>485114315>>485114384You WILL eat the grav nuke
>>485114315you don't like getting 1shot by the high-skill maneuver of pressing weapon art from offscreen???
>name myself "you beat the boss">get summoned for the boss>perform the chainsaw glitch and obliterate the bossThe host beat the boss.
true, why restrict yourself to make the game more challenging? thats a cuck mentality. if its in the game the devs intended it
>>485114794ok
>name myself "you beat the boss">get summoned for the boss>do nothing and let the host beat the bossThe host didn't beat the boss.
>>485114939I chainsaw bosses but you act like an eternal reddit victim, fuck off, dont let me catch you posting baseded up shit like this ever again
>mfw i beat the game
why is it that when i invade i get back-to-back robspamming npcmask ganksquads that ghosthit on netcode but when jee invades he gets normal people who use things like mairais straighdsworns or fucking crossbow users
>>485115571because he invades 20 hours a day and he probably has all the cancer fags blocked by now
>>4851157895 million players doe
forgot how fucking fun this fight is. dodging the giga laser beam sword always makes me clench my cheeks
>>485115207As long as you didn't use mimic tear or summon you beat it. Yes prepatch rolling sparks, thorns, chainsaw glitch and shield poke deflecting tear are beating it. The real challenge in these games is swift slash sleep shotgun gank squads
gonna spam the thread with 'ebms now
sad webm
>>485115845only a teeny fraction do ganks
the accidental hibachi
Is Malcolm still around?
>dsg fc>it's all full of tryhards
>>485118391we're all doing stupid shit, come join sometimeit's very fun
>>485118391>look inside dsg fc>full of boiling water...
>>485118487fighting passive tryhard arena duelist clone #9568 is not fun
>>485118391where
>finally get an extra effigy so i can finally fucking stop using the stupid binding ring and *maybe* beat fume knight>immediately invadedlol.lmao.
>>485118805>>485118745nanikore
1 more and I'm done
when's the next three feces
I was already dead...that's it, all the webbumsfun times
>>485118890Did you fight Alonne and blue raspberry flavor Smelter Demon already?
>>485118890just pull plug on himbut also regarding fume knight>>485116742i just beat him herejust go into the fight not trying to win but learn his movesetyou can circlestrafe or roll right for a lot of his sword swipes. and some of the huge sword attacks you can position yourself behind him and avoid it completelyonly attack once or twice when u find an openingin phase2 the laser beam swipe has to be dodged perfectly. you can block it with a good shield but it eats thru your stam and a bit of your hp. Or you can unlock and run around him as he does the attackwhen he shoves his sword into the ground u have to roll away and the. either spell parry the meatball, position inbetween them, or roll it. other than that phase 2 is pretty simple. he does extend his combos sometimes and they can be delayed so be patient and just see what he does
>>485119597I have fought everyone else, but i just fucking can't DEAL WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING BOSS. Did you know that the part of his AOE attack where he plants his swrod can stagger you? Yep. And then you get hit for 80% of your life. How FUN! And it's even better when you have to waste one of your rings on HP loss reduction because lolol, it's so fun to lose HP so the bullshit boss with retarded hitboxes that hit you from several meters away becomes even harder.
>>485112829I beat him and I did not need to respec my build, level up, summon or use any of the things you mentioned
>>485118391>2 meme casters Where's the tryhards
i always thought "if gwyn was an elden ring boss" meme funny, but how would ER bosses fight if they were in DS1?
>>485119332threeces, get it
>>485120247they wouldn't have trackign and be virtually indistinguishable from DS1 bosses
>>485119878Honestly thinking about it some more I am a bit disappointed by his difficulty. Everyone hyped him up to be super mega hard unbeatable without cheese boss and yet he was just a bit harder than the previous hardest boss Malenia. I died to him 35 times most of which was to phase 1. Phase 2 wasn't significantly harder since most of his new attacks looked more dangerous than they actually were.
Where's the infusion patch...
>>485120261no...
Holy fuck. Finally. I fucking hated this shit. And you faggots fucking dared to say this was one of the most 'fun' bosses.
>>485118196wait how did that go through tears
>>485121673Nice work! The shield was probably a handicap so you definitely earned the victory.
I dont like jumping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it turns pve weird
>>485121841The shield is the reason i didn't have to roll through every shitty small sword attack he does when you get close to him.It's ridiculous how much this guy was obviously meant with a dexfag build in mind. It's just roll roll roll roll roll. He's like an elden ring boss, except here you have the stamina of an 80 year old with lung cancer.
>>485122204DS2 DLC definitely started the trend of these cancerb osses that leave you no openings. DS3 had a bunch too and elden ring is full of em (but in elden ring you have jump attack hacks so i guess it works)
>>485122184I really like jumping it adds a cool extra dimension to the combat
>>485122463I should've probably clarified that it's the jump attacks I don't like, every single weapon now has the same gap closing move thats super easy to placethey always worked but they were never this easy to execute and hit, it feels almost like broken ass ledge jump mechanics in MHW except you dont need a ledge
>>485122462The difference is that DS2 is ridiculously fucking slow. Adaptability, the slow-ass estus chugging, getting staggered by every move...DS3 and Elden Ring let you be a lot faster.
>find out it's possible to jump over furnace golem fire aswell as putrescent fire listen man I have on occasion used jumping to dodge shit, but if they make shit that's evidently designed for you to jump over, should the animation not fucking reflect that? the flames are way taller than me why can I jump over them? Why not make it something more shockwave like so it's more obviousI feel fucked with
>>485122462But theres clears opening for fume knight to get one attack in slow or fast…
>>485123154its okay I had no idea you could jump over them either. I killed my first furnace golem by using the crucible feather talisman (the one that increases iframes during rolls)someone in erg told me you need to jump over the fires
>>485121673It is fun. You got gud
>>485121673skill issue
after doing ng+ and doing stormveil i realized all the legacy dungeons in the dlc are dogshit. stormveil design shits on all of them severely, from every angle>level design>enemy variety>subplots (gostoc raping you when you die, rogier and the death stuff, nephali showing up, how it relates to the kenneth questline overall) >looks cool with tons of really nice views>extremely fucking fun to invade in due to how complex it is, can run around and hide around corners and people lose you, whereas in the DLC almost every place is just a hallwayBit of a shame. Liked the DLC overall but it's really glaring when you do it back to back. specimen storage was alright but it suffers from some of the same issues
>>485121606King of Storms or whatever is cooler than this guy.
>>485123756There is an line where 'hard boss that feels great to beat' and 'holy fucking shit, fuck this garbage, it's finally over'Dying because of a shitty hitbox is not, nor will it ever be, fun.
>>485124028I forgot to mention stormveil even has 2 alternate approaches that feel completely different, can go in the easy way but have gostoc rape you or you can open that gate and storm through a hellish gauntlet of ballistas, crossbows and fire
Fume knight is a _____ bossDs2 is a ______ game
>>485124103DS2 doesn't have shitty hitboxes. The boss just beat you and you're mad.
>>485124216Stormveil is the only well thought out area in all of Elden Ring. Everything else is super half baked.
>>485124576I think that there's a couple comparable ones that are good. Haligtree is great too, and castle sol is short but sweet
>>485124274kinogreat
>>485124367>DS2 doesn't have shitty hitboxesI see, so you just straight up didn't play it. At all.
how do I get over bloodborne's 30 fps feeling like 5 fpsjust started it and never played it before
>>485125213wait for the inevitable working emulator version of it, that's what I'm doing. Apparently they're making progress on it
>>485124896Yes, you did get caught during your roll. The animation just started at the end of your roll animation not the moment you got tagged.
You knwo what I hate and DS2 introduced it>swing at enemy>he gets hitstunned>enemy hops out of the first attacks hitstun and hits you before you can do any other inputeat shit 0 interaction possibleElden Ring had this dogshit too. What's the stupid knife bitch you fight in a gaol for the ranni quest? I nearly popped a hernia from raging, every time I attacked that bitch she would fucking swap poise cancel the hitstun like a DS1 sweaty and hit me with a counter attack before I could even recover from my attackThat said it's not too common I just hate every enemy that can do this. It's not fun
>>485126032Not a single enemy does that
hello?fresh loaf???
>>485126494no
>>485126635
>>485126189Try reading again, I named one. In DS2 the dogs in the gutter do it too. There's more but I can't remember all of them
fun weapon
>>485127407Where's your chicken feet
>>485127590I don't know what that is
>>485127701Boosts your kicks
>>485127795huh that's neat
>>485127795time to make a str fth tax bill with the cgs and kicka its still gonna have nyo poise and be poop
>>485127871you're neat>>485128035Just slap on the goaste chest
>>485128093umm thanks...
>>485128093BUT I WANNA BE FULL BIRD SPITS
>>485128156You're not getting any more compliments>>485128219ERMMMMM you touched the Crucible and turned into a bullgoat eagle
