"Godwyn, is that you?"Things Could Have Been So Different.>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>486668092
Miquella!!
Roofie Florrisax
This is the single vilest spot to invade in the entire DLC. Not even the Abyssal Woods. This shit is unwinnable for a typical host.
that's what you get doing the things you do btw
Fia is so kind. She can take my lifely vigor.
how do I take this down? there are no skulls on its feet
>>486696894wow that torch is really good
>>486696801I can't just take it for free. I'll give him a PFFFFTHHHBBBBBBB as payment.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL RINGPeople all over the world, world.How you doing I'm Don Godwinius, welcome to Soul Ring, where the only boss fight is the dance floor. Our guest tonight, Peabo Bryson. We got The System featuring Chaka Khan
>>486696567it looks like you cut it in half at the end that's fucking sick
>>486697026>those pantiesremember what they took from you.
>>486697116where is that one? there is one that has the skulls up and you need to jump on top of it to destroy them.
>>486695227>>486695452>>486696390>alcove above the grace in Elphael Inner Wall, specifically in the doorway in the morning>near the rocks at the Ancient Ruins Overlook in Mountaintops, also in the morning>rocks beside the gate near Iji(when it isn't raining) in the late day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlZnnH7CndsYou know it's no fucking wonder the shameless shitter gankers thrive in this game, the average invader is so fucking retarded it's insane>Rushing to the middle of a group of 3>Spamming L2 at random hoping it works>0 ranged attacks>Running into obvious traps set up by the gankers>0 self preservation, just mashingI know a proper gank setup int his dogshit game is straight up unbeatable but this shit is insane, imagine having actual 4v2s and the co invader you get is one of the retards featured in this video, that shit would be demoralizing
>>486696894Yeah, that place is rough. The first time I tried going through there, I got jumped and died to the deathblight frog statue before I knew what hit me. Took me 3 times to reach the end of the dungeon because of that.
>>486697139best poster of this general
>godslayer greatsword L2jesus FUCK thats a lotta damage
>>486697123Yeah, likely going to get nerfed, amazing crowd control tool for pvp. And you can fit it on every build.Not exactly as bullshit as sleep bolts crossbow though.
>>486697582i'm glad Miyazaki doubled down on making it rough for red sisters
>watching tenma play black souls>its one of those porn games where you play for the plot>sure fucking is nice but give me that loreso true
>>486698251link?
Is there a list of bosses that cut you out of COOP in large sections of the map? Aka like the cunt in Castle Ensis and the Putrescent Knight?Trying to coop the entire thing with a buddy and it's annoying as shit if we're locked out from cooping due to killing a boss
>>486698467https://youtu.be/HIalS8wBZlAthe actual playthrough is hours long and several parts I dont know if they got yeeted from youtube or not (I saved them anyway)
>>486698519Just play seamless you fucking pussies
>>486698519just do seamless
>>486698696>>486698693seamless works again?>pussieslook I understand you're afraid to invade me but you don't need to try so hard to get rid of me anon
>look I understand you're afraid to invade me
>>486697582Only a small percentage of reds are actually good, it's a well known fact. A lot of the older invaders transitioned (heh) to TT gankshit because it's far easier to win anything that way.
Yo I'm pretty shit at the game but wanna try a new build - any recommendations? Preferably something whacky like a dragon build or something. never done one of those. thanks I love you.
>>486696801Free fugs???
>>486696894I'm planning to put together a build specifically for invading there. Gravity spells seem like they'd work well.
>>486698909>seamless works again?and it has invaders nowbut they are not punching bags since they get full estus and rune arc
>>486697530outside of the crystal cave where you get the ball bearing
Someone tell me why they put the two extra graces in Midra's ManseIf you take out the grace in the high areas connecting the west and east, and then the one before Midra, you had a nice interconnected dungeon where you opened various shortcuts but only had one graceYou know...like they USED to do.Also why the fuck does Midra chain a bloody frenzy flame burst even at close range. Annoying.
>>486699693because of babies who cant live without one every 5 steps
>>486698616*playlist herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7XMMNBnYoA&list=PLBjzesXvnrSzmU_Jq7t8TKPu-Xj8DTifC
>>486699436Anything that can manipulate positioning or hold players in place is god tier in ER in general. INT possibly gets the best of it.I have an INT build with a backup sleep crossbow at level 200 and the amount of shit you can pull off is staggering. Even giving pve a clear window to hit the host typically leads to death.
Reinstalling Elden Ring.
>>486699762But these babies don't exist
>>486699310Elden Ring introduces a new shortbow moveset with running, rolling and jumping attacks. Jumping attacks specifically are good because you can shoot in the air and then if you time it right, a second fast shot upon landing. Changes the "feel" of the gameplay alot and I had alot of fun with it. Builds status effects fast, holds aggro on bosses when you're summoned, etc. Farming and crafting suck ass but you can buy mats for blood arrows infinitely, same goes for fire and poison. There were a few bosses I needed to farm lightning and cold arrows on, and that was the worst and most tedious part of the run.
>>486699902Miquella looks like that?
>>486699902Hmmm...
>2 years later>Waterfowl is still just as hilariously busted if you have some space to set it off
>>486699914every streamer
>>486699902SonThis is gay as hell
What is the buff that gives you a ton of damage but also increases your damage taken?Does it cancel the flame grant me strength buff?
>>486700107Bro what level are you how the fuck do you get so many invasions, are you PS?
>trying to make a quick attacking loadout for Midra using Rellana's twin blades>gear up on the rotten wing sword insignia talisman and other such effects>can't get into it because no BB dodgeHAAAAAAAAAA MIYAZAKI JUST FUCKING WHY DID THE SEKIROFAGS GET A TEAR BUT NOT US
>>486699448are invasions seamless? I could see how it would be an issue if the invader can run to the opposite end of the map and just go afk there
>>486700272shabriris howl aka madness screamyes
You guys think Miquella had to heal Malenia with kisses?
>>486700276This is 125 pc, the game is insanely active on anything but xboxPC even double dips by having seamless invasionsEverything i've posted was done in the last ~1.5 hours.>>486700387Yes, but currently the ruleset is really basic and invader is basically treated as hostile wanderer which means host can send him back (but nobody knows about this)I've been invading all week long, and it's really fun, even with some glitches and bad spawn spots which can be fixed by a CE script in steelovsky's discord.
>>486700354Because Quickstep is already a thing.
What is some edgy fashion that can work well with the gravebird helm?
>>486700421>Damage +25%>Damage Taken +30%Can't tell if it's good or not but thanks anyway, I might try it, it's just a few points in faith from my current 25
>>486700797I DON'T WANT TO WASTE AND ASH AND USE A DUMB SMELLY NORMAL WEAPON!
>>486699310Carian Thrusting Shield Main HandStaff Off-HandBecome a TRUE Carian Knight
>>486700107>hardswapping that much
>>486700354>quickstep>bloodhound step>raptor's mist>dynast skills>Raging Beast>Blind Spot>blink>Mirian's Vanishing>BACKSTEP IFRAME TALISMAN>tear that amps AR to retarded levels with multihit>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MORE MORE MORE"Behead all dexfags.
>>486701336but this way you can't put scholar's shield spell on CTS
what's wrong with hardswapping if you aren't doing it to chainsaw
>>486701413Even the shitter casual streamers hard swap like crazy for PvE, you are the minority
>>486701528Don't use the spell. Waste of Mana. Use the consumable items and just Two-Hand your shield when you want to do it.
>>486701474>either penalties in damage or ash of warTake them all away and give me a regular fucking "turns roll into quickstep" tearSeriously. I would have all of these removed from the game entirely and completely in return for suck a tear. I would make this trade willingly and happilyIn fact, go ahead and take away the entire Katana weapon class and bleed as well.Leave the multihit talisman and tears though, that's fun.
>>486701641facts
>>486701413>still crying about hardswapping 15 years laterNobody gives a shit about your made up rules faggot
>>486699902>dude no eyes lol!Fuck this trash
Pre orders for the new strategy book are now openhttps://store.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring-books-of-knowledge-volume-iii-shadow-of-the-erdtree/
>>486696894What the heck even happened at the end, he got blighted? How?
So is St Trina pretty much the only place outside of the arena you get a reaction to beating the DLC?
>>486696864>fighting death for godwyn>ends up dying????
>>486702090The basilisk statue nearby comes online the second you climb the ladder. The entire area is deathblight central.
>>486702090Have you been to that catacomb? There are wandering basilisk eyes and statues that give you death blight. That room has one statue that covers huge portion of the room
>>486701831>>486701641"hardswap" doesn't meean "I swapped weapons before a boss". It means you're a huge shitbag who's changing his gear mid fight all the time. If I see a hardswap, I shift into griefing mode immediately. I'll b line the next elevator and just block it and go smoke some weed.
>>486702512okay sure but can you explain whyactually what's wrong with it
>>486702512>pissbaby throwing a tantrum over the people utilizing game mechanicsAnyone with a brain will just block your whiny ass and never encounter you again, literally nothing of value is lost
>>486702512DUDE
Hardswap? More like GAYswap.
>>486702512>If I see somebody having basic inventory management and not following some arbitrary made up rules I'm going to throw a tantrum and shit myselfWe know, shitter
>>486702634You're facefucking the equip load mechanic. You should be limited by what you can carry and how many slots you have AND this is just fucking Souls PvP and you're turning it into some sort of sweaty retarded fucking competitive gamet. felt hardswapping was cancer ever since the original Dark Souls hardswap parries and shit. >>486702689Block me after getting fucked over but good? Fair. I don't wanna ever see his hardswapping faggot ass again anyways.
>>486702512mid fight, you say?
I hardswap xbows based on their usage, shotgun for pvp, pulley (want machine gun though) for applying status to bosses and chipping dragons (I have no skibadis they two shot me and the hosts ive seen, the ghostflame ones stomp if you miss the jump, that no one is quite used to because nothing in the base game really has a ground stomp and godfreys air catches you)
>>486702769It's not inventory management, it's nearly a full on equip load exploit and I'm sure they haven't fucked with it only because it doesn't actually HURT the game.It's for retards, losers and fags.
>>486702863>You're facefucking the equip load mechanic.Good, it's so shit it deserves to be facefucked. Fromsoft agrees since they are keeping this mechanic for 15 years straight. Cry about it for 15 years more, loser.
>>486702471I suppose not, which catcomb is that?
>Muh equip loadWhy are RPfags so embarrassing, there isn't even any roleplay aspect to Elden Ring because everything is railroaded, what a fucking shit eating tard
>>486703108
>>486702994pekora is built for big fat greatswords.
>hardswap trannies seethingLmao
is there a google doc with boss resistances and other info like that? i don't want to have to use fextra all the time
lmao, this is like the white mask thing all over again. Bunch of fucking hardswapping, whitemasking retards getting mad because they're being insulted. >>486702994Oh okay so this player is a contemptible shitsmear too ontop of being a disgusting v-tuber? >>486703026They probably keep it simply to allow people who are accidentally overweight to solve it. >>486703108>Equip load is an RP thingChrist almighty you're disgustingly stupid.
>>486703197>>486703225mad
>>486702994YOU CAN'T DO THAT
Think I'm going for a dex focused build. Bloodhound fang and bloodhound armor, curved sword and shield when situationally appropriate. What ending would be most thematic for a mad knight who crawls on all fours through the realm like a savage, no longer wishing for worthy foes, but merely hunting for fresh prey?Is mentally RPing your character cringe?
>>486703108I like it when my vidya characters look coolI'd honestly sacrifice the third slot for each hand if instead they'd render all 4 weapons on your person at the same time, instead of just whichever 2 you're holding.
They tried so hard to make memorable NPC summons this DLC but they simply peaked too early with Iron knight tarkus.
>>486703304Nah, I don't get mad, I instantly feel a sense of contempt and pity. Imagine feeling the need to play rock paper scissors and counterplay people to the point where you can't even settle on 6 weapons at once to do it.
>>486703225>It's the same nigga from yesterday having another meltdown
>>486703473Who
>>486703558>meltdownWhere's the meltie? I'm just laughing at the shitstains who populate /erg/ and think that white masks and hardswaps are cool and not absolute faggotry.
>>486703536I don’t think they ever met right?
>>486703614King's field character
>>486703347if your character doesn't have a backstory its just some guy in armor with a weapon.
>>486702634NTA but imo you should equip the weapons you're planning to useOne of my invader characters had all six slots filled and I occasionally changed them around before going on a new invasion
>>486703691Idk what that is
Miquella is in an egg, he’s repopping his flesh as a giant chicken
>>486700668tfw no miquella bf
>>486703669Idk
I want to suck Miquella's eggs
fuck whoever made the quest failure conditions list in the rentry you fucked me over
>>486703750Nigger
>>486702994>mid fightthey're both full hpthe fight effectively hasn't started yet
why do so many characters in ER have one eye/one eye shut
>>486703879What!
>>486703661It's ok sweaty your rl 300 "build" with soft swapping is VERY valid and everything america needs right now
>>486702863idk if someone wants to sweat and make more effort for themselves why should I careextra, totally optional mechanics aren't a big deal. it's more relevant these days to have more tools (because elden ring gameplay is more about your build than player input) but you can still beat most people by pressing buttons correctlyelden ring could use MORE totally optional shit to add depth. L2 simulator gets real old real fastt. hasn't given a shit about hard swapping since ds1 hard swap parries
Never parried in my life.
>>486703473>Let me Solo him
>>486703902wotan (odin) analogyreminder "yggdrasil" isn't JUST from kaballah aka jewish occult its also "pagan"
>>486703961lol I prefer low levels. >>486704045It's not fun to engage with. Do you know how many jeenine wanna be shiteaters I've faced? It's ain't fun:>land a few hits>they start running away in enormous semi circles >attempting new weapons each time they loop back onto me>each new attempt focused on countering my single weaponOr the losers who get clapped and then hardswap to something OP because they're insecure losers? Also extremely gay.
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
How bad is this one then.Honestly the eye shadow's probably going. The goal was to sort of mimic the whole bit in some fiction where they use eye shadow around the eyes for stealth, but doesn't work even with the hood.
is level 40 too high for Godfrey, First Elden Lord, damage wise I'm destroying him but I get two shotted, mixed signals here
>>486704491if they're shitty enough that they have to hard disengage to swap then isn't that giving you an opportunity to do something stupid yourself? set up a spell or buff or get a pot lined up or somethingI get it's annoying when people constantly disengage but this sounds like something you can still interact with>swap to cheese one shot bullshit to try and catch you off guardthis is 100% faggy ass behavior but has more to do with elden ring as an L2 game than hard swapping itself
>>486704750that only works in capeshit anonjust dial it back to goth, keep the eyeliner lose the bandit eyes.
>>486704789If your setup is good he's easy at any level.If you use shield/deflecting hardtear then he's easy even RL1
>>486704919Probably best yeah.Shame the hood doesn't cast a bigger shadow, or it might work visually
>>486704912>if they're shitty enough that they have to hard disengage to swap then isn't that giving you an opportunity to do something stupid yourself?I don't fucking want to. I wanted to fight them and now they're doing laps at the track so they can see if PSCS or PSGS or whatever the fuck is the secret sauce to outskilling somebody ten times better at the game than them. I literally just usually leave an excrement on the ground and sever the INSTANT I see it. >this is 100% faggy ass behavior but has more to do with elden ring as an L2 game than hard swapping itselfIf you hardswap to do it, you're a hardswapper. Either go in wielding the OP shit or don't fucking use it.
>>486703820h-hey
>>486704491>land a few hits>they start running away in enormous semi circles >instead of punishing them you proceed to get gaped and cry about it on 4chan because you're a shit player
does marika produce golden milk?
>>486704476it annoys me
>>486705361It's not fun and chasing a cheeseball retard like that is just asking for a turn and burn GOTCHA. I'll just drop some bloody turds and leave lol
>>486705156you can stretch the dot "tattoo" over the whole face and darken it all, I dont want to call it blackface......did this in ds2 to make noita since they don't have a face.
>>486703902there's a dual nature and two halves motif but I don't really get it honestlywhat do all the one eye/ two characters in one/ split personality characters have in common? I don't fucking know but there's probably something
Dryleaf Arts need a buff across the boardRunning 1HR2s and all charged R2s need their forward momentum fucking doubledPoise damage needs a buffI'd argue R1 chain needs to move you forward more aggressively tooFun things though, but i was clearly spoiled by Nioh 2 and Wo Long when it comes to fist weapons.
>>486705107Does not seem hard but one hit is almost a oneshot, even without the soreseal equipped, I'm unsure if that shit is normal or not
>>48670478940 is really low for godfrey
Midra was the easiest boss to solo in this NG++ runSekiro hard tear really breaks the game.Only boss that can handle it and utterly counter it so far is Radahn phase 2.
I know im asking for the moon but I wish wex dust had a "shadow realm only" not just near far, I cba to disable all of the base game effigies in the map menu every time.
>>486705714Depends on your gear.If you're asking about what level most people reach him it's around 80, much higher if you do all optional content.You're near the end of the gane you should not be level 40
>>486705447what makes you think she produces milk, she does not look pregantte>>486705801I'm only using the big potion and cragblade and I really feel I have a shit ton of damage for the area, all the trashmobs outside get oneshotted, and the tankiest ones get stun after one or two charged attacks
Who’s the best warrior in the Lands Between?Who’s the best wizard in the Lands Between?Who’s the best politician in the Lands Between?Who’s the best merchant in the Lands Between?Who’s the best Tarnished in the Lands Between (other than yourself)
>>486706128mememetwin granniesmy other builds
>>486700276what level are you that you arent getting invasions? make sure to have both invasion fingers equipped and alternate between both over and over again while looking for an invasion, really shouldnt take more than like 15 seconds tops to find one
>>486696676>Uses Ghostflame instead of Deathblight, because his soul is deadOH NO NO NO NO GODWYNSISTERS
>>486706128Prince Ali
>>486706005Yeah I might be playing like a retard. I had a friend that told me the order and I just wentmargitt>his cousin or whatever>the orange dog>the magic girl and now I'm cleaning the golden cityI should probably go back and explore and kill shit. I skipped all the big ass dragons for example
>>486703473literal who NPC.
SEX WITH MIQUELLA!
So that was it? No more patches?We get a half-broken DLC with no ending and now Elden Ring is over?Why is FromSoft like this?
FUCKPOISEFUCKFROM
I loveLore schizosWebm postersMarikafags RannifagsRyafagsSellenfagsMessmerfagsFashion posterThese are my favorite posters
To the fellow Vergil who just watched me get gunned down by blackgaol. I promise my controller disconnected and i wasn't in a menu and forgot he had a gun.
>>486700107how is that broken? they are both retarded for not dodging the most telegraphed attack in the game.
>>486706128>best warriorThere’s like four or five “bests” in lore, but it’s probably Godfrey or Radahn, but also maaaaybe the Greatjar.>best wizard Rennala/Rellana in gameplay, but it’s probably Gideon/Ymir/Azur/Lusat in lore, or perhaps Astel(s). >best politician Literally Marika, but the meme answer is the great Kenneth Haight.>best merchant The travelling merchants. They’re so savvy no one can even tell they have yellow crazy eyes.>best TarnishedLiterally you- >other than yourselfOh. In that case, it’s Godfrey gameplay wise and Vyke lore wise.
>>486707035>hyper armors through this postheh nothin personal
>>486706996>he wants a patch while every computer in the world is getting WEF'dlol
>>486706943post the NAKED version
>>486706379I'm level 300
>>486707476has anyone ranked ashes of war based on hyper armor?
>>486707570if I had it I would
>>486706128my nigga alexandermy nigga gideon the all knowingmy nigga dung eatermy nigga patchesmy nigga tragoth the GOAT
>>486707506its literally just goys using crowdstrikethere is a zero percent chance that a japanese game dev uses it
Post your favorite DLC ashes of war my /erg/gas
>>486707647that autist that exclusively does guts cosplays in souls games and berserk manga page voice overs has done one im pretty sure, strugglerVA on youtube
>>486706128I'll list the top 3 for each>warriorGodfrey, malenia, radahn>wizardLuzat, rennala, rellana>politican Marika, kenneth, rykard pre snake>merchantTwins, kale, patches>tarnished(you), godfrey, vyke
Et en Lands Between, ego
>Vyke is literally the closest to becoming Lord right behind the Tarnished>Literally had to be imprisoned inside a fucking Gaol>Is like the most piss easy encounter Wtf
>>486707506What's WEF? What's going on?
>>486705540>you can stretch the dot "tattoo" over the whole face and darken it all,Well yes but that's not the goal.It does look really good when there's shadows. Really darkens the eyes area.I might keep the racoon style and just tone down the blush. I always go too far with it.
>>486707591if you’re exactly level 300 you should level up to I believe 301 or 318 or some shit so it puts you in the max level bracket which is like a 400 level range, that should increase your activity by quite a bit but enjoy all the full bull goat mages
>>486707763im not getting into it here but thats not whats happening.
>>486708236>Gideon the ALLLL Knowing>killed in 3 seconds I honestly hate when From relegates lore heavy characters to player type npcsAt least give them more health FFS
>>486707716https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120670555
>>486708353youre a retarded faggot
>>486708546why would he be strong? he asks you to do everything because he can't
>>486706392>Uses Ghostflame instead of Deathblight, because his soul is dead>OH NO NO NO NO GODWYNSISTERSWell noticed. Also, in the world of Elden Ring, someone is made up of three parts:The bodyThe soulThe mindEven though Godwyn's soul is gone his mind still exists. it's like if the mind was a hard drive and was wiped, but the hard drive can still function as a space for new memories. Basically Godwyn is like a man with the mind of a child again.
>>486707506I had to look this up and lol, lmao.
>want to get the lordsworn longsword>been farming it for 45 minutes with arcane gear + silver fowl>still no sword
>>486708587>log in
>>486708587Yeah that's where I got the clothed version, but the full naked version is only on their fanbox and kemono.party hasn't been updated in like 2 months
>>486708236Vyke literally is the most interesting character out of the people at the roundtable, he is literally the character whos footsteps we follow in to hecome elden lord. he had the respect of literal dragons, could take on gods, and yet he fell to the frenzied flame to save his maiden so that she didnt have to sacrifice herself to burn the erdtree.Upon first learning this I thought that he was going to have an Artorias level impact on the narrative and we were going to have the mother of all boss fights on our hands, however he gets the fate of alot of the interesting npcs in elden ring, tossed aside to become a optional npc fight, which I was unaware of, and casually two shotted when he invaded me... Wow... So much for Vyke, the knight of the roundtable hold.And the fact that the frenzied flame basically feels like it has no lore build up doesnt really help with its ending.
>>486707570
>>486708680>why would he be strongHe’s the most knowledgeable wizard around and knows fucking Comet Azur and even Scarlet Aeonia and even went up to Marika herself.>do everything for himThis is the case in all of the games, as otherwise the player has nothing to do. Why would a powerful person even risk their life if they know someone else can possibly do it? All villains are like this.
>>486708712>>486706392Deathblight honestly shouldn't be a thing the masouleum knights use.Deathblight is specifically an infectous consequence of Godwyn's body having been caught up in the roots of the Erdtree.Although, ghostflame also doesn't fit Godwyn unless he's somehow supplating whatever death related outer god rules the Deathrite birds.
HERES SOME OBJECTIVE FACTS YOU CANT DENYGodwyn always had a fish tailFia is fortisaxxFortisaxx is godricks ancestorMalenia was lesbian with finlaySt trina's sap is her drool from sleepingSometimes marika and radagons swaps would go wrong and marika would have red hair or radagon would have boobsHornsent deserved deathMetyr was friends with the gloam eyed queenMetyr was damaged by the finger slaying bladeThat blade was made out of placi's "missing" godRykard is aerys ii but with snakes instead of fire
>2024>game still randomly freezes and crashes to desktop for no reason
>>486708546Fighting him is a humiliation ritual to remind you of how weak Tarnished are without having 500 tries.
>been invading for a week>had a pretty successful time winning most invasions>new puppy chewed my cord connecting my controller>have to learn how to play M+KB>have already lost half my invasionsMan this is brutal. Can anyone who plays M+KB give me some tips?
>>486709170>new puppy chewed my cord connecting my controllerHe just wanted to kill some hostcels too.
I abandoned here my flesh, my heart, my love, my doubt and vacillation My everything.
>>486709151I've had like 4 crashes in the last 2 days, its awful.
Any other anons make up a RP story for their tarnished that they follow along with? I started as a confessor so i'm playing a faith build thats super loyal to the two fingers and hyperfixated on my goal of killing the demigods. So for example i'll be able to do the volcano manor questline as a pragmatic means of getting to Rykard. But not Varre's questline cause it requires you to denounce the two fingers without even knowing you will get to see Mohg.
>>486709058>All villains are like this.Gideon isn’t a villain he’s just an asshole of an opportunist, and arrogant up his ass to the point where he couldn’t beat the Beast, and so assumed the Tarnished couldn’t either. If he can’t, why should a pawn yourself be able to?He was dead fucking wrong too. He and Godfrey were never meant to challenge the Beast—the player was.
>>486701336This one's kind of hard to build for. There's the infusion guard boost issue, then you probably also need to waste talisman slots to make the shield work, and need tons of endurance
>>486708546Gideon is supposed to be weak to show how weak the tarnished are in general.
>I abandon here my pronounsZamn....this line hits pretty hard xisters....
>>486709170get a new cord, keyboard and mouse is awful
>>486709148>St trina's sap is her drool from sleepingDROOL INTO MY MOUTH
>>486709384Yes. Confessor that turned to a Carian knight in service of RanniI went above the acceptable level so she'd have both faith and int.
>>486709370His parents did a shitty fucking job.
>>486709391If he's mean to us and attacks us he's a villain. We did nothing to him and he attacks us so he's evil and needs death. Yes that means shabiri is evil now too thanks to the frenzy ending. And if we do the frenzy ending we are the player character so we're good always and melina becomes evil as her hair gets darker and she gets edgy.
>>486709370What are those eyeballs >>486709435Godfrey is a Tarnished you retard
>>486709148>Fia is fortisaxxReally? Bit hard to believe given the intro.
Marika really comes across as the biggest psychopath in the whole game. All of the demigods betrayed their family but she turned a whole continent into a battle royale match for all of her kids to die in.
>>486708774i drop you twoChurch of Kale site of gracepw: spit
>>486707349Why do you retards think unkillable npcs are actual fucking gods?
>>486709867Dragons can be tarnished stop being racist bro
>>486709771>Godfrey is a Tarnished you retardDo you even know what the word 'general' means? Godfrey and the Tarnished of no Renowned are the exception to the rule.
>>486709968She literally made a child as a sacrificial burning too, what the fuck.She was clearly jaded to the max.
>>486709969nah, it's fine.
>>486706392But that's wraithfire, not ghostflame.
>>486710184The Tarnished use player models as they are meant to mirror the player, you retard.Tarnished are not weak. Look at Vyke. If you use gameplay as evidence of power, you’re a fucking idiot who lacks critical thinking ability.I guess the player npc types are stronger too, since they’re meant to be the ones who kill the big names.
>>486709170>doesn't have a wireless controllerlmao gramps it's 2024
>>486709384ive explained this one before butarrives from the land of Wano-Imean Reedsmeets Gowry in caelid after ship wrecks or whateverhears about the goddess of rot her battle against radahn, the KATANA she wields, Gowry explains the pest god conundrum early for some reason cause its RP I can do whatever hereSamurai proceeds to drink from the lake in a hold my beer moment, like "ill become your god then", dies but shadows die twice and the mushrooms reanimate the bodylacking a rot ending i've taken dung eaters blessing to fungal shift everything at the end. also having malenias rune active would allow to control the mushrooms and go back to her human form (but I can't be arsed to armor swap with "you cannot change equipment at this time" coming out of a scarlet aeonia it just doesn't work so i just stay mushroomed.)despite all of this I did not betray millicent and they'd be looking for some way to revive her like perhaps entering a certain tower with some gates that can make you a god.
The snowy crone aka ranni's teacher was the actual renna. That renna was the mother of rennala and rellana. The snowy crone was what was left of the gloam eyed queen after her defeat a shard of her like trina is to miquella focusing on frost instead of fire. The carians are all technically godskins. It's why rykard fed himself to the snake after becoming obsessed. Why ranni had the urge to kill demigods. Why rennala was so strong.
>>486710032They clearly made the Greatjar as a npc the player has no hope of beating. He is just there for show. “You are beneath me” and he knows it. He is crossing his arms harder than Radahn.
>>486710423>meant to be the ones to kill the bignamesLike who? The offscreen demigods? We kill the rest.
>>486710507I’d rather the snowy crone be some totally unique character, like the Zamor folk, as they are the ones using cold sorceries.Why does everyone have to be related?
>>486707349>Gideon and Ymir>best wizardsLol. Lmao even.
>>486710218okay well then while you farm know that I have three and will never use any of them
>>486710752All are related as all come from the one great's split.
>>486709869white is right
>>486710685The Tarnished are all meant to kill the gods/bosses. That is their job. Vyke did it before you. He acquired two great runes. The Player is more or less technically the most powerful character in the setting. Had YOU been (playing as) Vyke, you’d be the victor, clearly. Not all Players are equivalently skilled, despite playing the same damn Tarnished chosen by Marika.
The best warrior is the tarnished The best wizard is the tarnishedThe best politican is the tarnished The best merchant is the tarnishedThe best tarnished is the tarnishedThis is all objective fact.
>>486708546You're practically an Elden Lord at the point you fight him, covered in Demigod blood, full of the power of runes. He's totally outclassed.
>>486710804Going by lore? Yes they are. Gideon has all the big name spells and Ymir taught Rennala+Rellana (even dissed the moon after teaching them about it).Going by gameplay? Rellana actually has a unique boss model, like her sister. Want to actually argue that mechanic is more important here? Sure, okay, then I toss you Azur and Lusat, who are truly, actually, unkillable and transcendent to the player, like the Greatjar of Caelid.
>>486708076how
>>486711260Tarnished can't kill Rellana, so clearly she's the strongest.
>>486711260>Going by lore? Yes they areNah. Ymir's a crazy weird schizo and also only taught Rellana not RennalaGideon's a knowledge hoarder. He's good enough to learn stuff but not good enough to literally create.Lusat and Azur are on a league of their own as sorcerers and Rennala as well.
>>486711202>He's totally outclassed.He confronted the imprisoned Marika, lol, so he got farther than Godfrey technically at least.This also implies he realized what Marika had in store for the Tarnished, once they beat the shell Radagon.
>>486710434It has bluetooth, but I lean back real far in my chair. Too far.
>>486710974Vyke killed some scrubs since they died. The player tarnished is the only one worth a damn and killed the big dick names. The player tarnished isn't a normal tarnished. It's the greater will's favorite character. It's why whenever we die time reverts before our death, which is why the fire giant isn't legless or godrick doesn't start with a dragon arm. The player tarnished is a funny little guy the greater will empowered us because he likes the cut of our jib. He did the same to random people in his other creations too, namely the chosen undead, bearer of the curse, ashen one, slayer of demons, and good hunter. You see, the greater will is a meta stand in for fromsoft in general. All miyazaki related fromsoft games were made by the greater will
>>486711480Rennala and Rellana were both little girls when they found the twin moons.This implies Ymir wasn’t impressed by it all that much. Why aren’t you thinking critically like an unbiased person? Timeline is important.
I still find it disturbing that cats dont exist in the lands between
>>486711510Godfrey was already the king, he had as simple Chad plan: Wait for the strongest to rise to the top and then murder him.
>>486711510He witnessed the elden beast and shook in fear. Godfrey wasn't there or just let gideon pass. When he approached the light to see what was there he was bitch smacked by radagon and shat himself and got blackpilled hard thinking no one could stop them
>>486711703RADAHN HAD A CATIT WAS LIKELY ONE OF THOSE BIG LION THINGSITS TAIL WAS LOOOOOOONGSO CAT LIKE WAS THIS CAT, IT WENT JUMPING ON THE BRANCHES OF THE ERDTREEThere. Happy? Her name was Lacrima.
>>486711703anymore
There's a genuinely possibility that miquella grabbed up leonards corpse and grafted parts of him onto himself so radahn would like him more. But which parts?
>>486711796Nah. Godfrey just showed up. Gideon is implied to have beaten Radagon, since how else could he know what was inside Radagon’s corpse of a shell? The only other who *vaguely* knows of her plan was… our personal smith.
>>486711680>Why aren’t you thinking critically like an unbiased person?Because nothing at all states Rennala learned from Ymir, only Rellana.They could have easily had difference teachers especially considering Rennala was the queen or heir, while Rellana was the youngest.Again, Ymir's a crazy schizo and really low overall. He only gets power from jacking Metyr's leftover hand cum or whatever the fuck. He's weak as fuck and you're putting him up against fucking primeval sorcerers and the Carian queen.Heck even against Gideon he's nothing.
>>486712012just the balls
>Gideon is implied to have beaten Radagonfucking hell what am I even reading anymore
why does anyone here pretend they know anything about the lore? just watch videos from people who actually know what they're talking about
>>486712052Personally I'd just assume he figured it out since that's what he's good at.
>>486712052I think it's more likely that Gideon is just coping or making shit up.The only one to pass the thorns is us or Godfrey if he had won.
>>486708546>>486711202>>486711510>>486711750>>486711796Guys you're missing something major. You see how gideon casts? How fast he can? He obviously has radagon's sorseal on so he doesn't fat roll, marika's sorseal for extra arcane to use bloodflame, and beloved stardust on to cast quickly. He's a pure mage and trying to minmax thinking "If I don't get hit things won't be bad" his damage negation is probably in the negative triple digits or higher
gideon is proof that playing caster is inherently more challenging than doing a melee build
>>486712061>Because nothing at all states Rennala learned from Ymir, only Rellana.Jesus Christ. They were both little girls, and Ymir’s statue is in the Carian study hall, and he knows/gives away Miriam’s spell, implying he is related in some way to that building/preceptor.Is it really so far fetched to assume they both were mentored under him? No, it’s not at all far fetched, and you’re typing a lot of words to make up for your lack of critical thinking ability.
>>486712261I wonder if Godfrey could have taken Radagon/EB. Lore wise at least.
>>486712220Vaati literally stole all of our theories for his latest video
>>486712110It’s perfectly plausible. He ran the moment the Beast poked its head out. A true coward, through and through. He can’t conceive of you being the one to slay the Beast either.>>486712250>that’s what he’s good atHe couldn’t even find an old albinauric. He sucks.
>>486712110People here like thinking outside of the box they want to be more creative than just regurgitating commonly held beliefs even if they're the most logical ones, so they'll often come up with a really retarded interpretation, a bunch of people argue with them, and they either keep at I until one or all tire out or they throw a hissy fit over people making fun of them.
>>486712418Radagon? No doubt yes. Elden Beast I'm not so sure of though. Can't suplex something that big.
>>486712526The majority of you dumbasses actually bought into the Great Tree theory.I hope you’re being ironic.
>>486712220I'm not joking when I say loretubers have people just feed them theories from other sources they can regurgitate. People have stolen theories from this site, reddit, and twitter. We actually caught a confirmed loretuber the other week looking to steal ideas.
>>486712307>Ymir's statue is in the Carian study hallDidn't know that. Neat.Still doesn't prove he taught RennalaBut hey, even IF that were true, that doesn't mean anything as far as stating he's strongerYmir's some schizo hanging about an abandoned cathedral seething he doesn't have a womb. He never discovered anything vast or great or put it to use beyond figuring out where Metyr was.Meanwhile Azur and Lusat created two of the three known primeval sorceries, Rennala was queen of Caria and lead the Academy. Heck fucking Rellana could invoke the Moon spells. Ymir talks bit game but he doesn't have anything close to that.
>>486712526>a really retarded interpretationThe text on his helm literally says he had looked into her very will. He probably had walked in there and stared up at her body hanging there. She probably didn’t say a thing to him, though. Can she?
>>486712679I never bought into it. The people here being retarded conformist doesn't stop the individualists from being retarded too. It's very possible this general is just filled with people talking out of their asses. You'd be surprised at how often people make statements about gameplay mechanics or item descriptions they've never actually seen on a daily basis here.
>>486712220>Loretubers knowing loreGideon get's all his information from Beetles.This is canon
>>486712601>Can't suplex something that big.Not with that attitudeJust yell harder! Do it!
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>>486712808>But hey, even IF that were true, that doesn't mean anything as far as stating he's strongerNothing beyond gameplay mechanic is indicating the opposite. You’re free to go ahead and interpret it however you will.
>>486712861He can stare at her body without beating radagon, the anon I replied to called the guy stupid for saying he beat radagon.
>>486712968Godfrey is strong enough. But elden cute is too slippery.Un suplexxable
>consumables are supposed to bridge the gap between physical builds and caster builds in terms of utility>most are completely inaccessible to anyone but CE users>between the few consumables that are easy to get materials for there is one that effectively gives casters unlimited FPIt's absolutely hilarious that in pretty much every video focused on invasions I see the melee/physical builds run through an entire arsenal of consumables that would take like half an hour to farm normally while magic ones barely need anything beyond the utility from the spells themselves.
Look at this sneaky fucking blue lmao
>>486712861>walked in thereThe text doesn't even say he saw her at allHe glimpsed into her will. As in, through his knowledge seeking he came to understand a bit of her plan. That doesn't require meeting her.Is that what people are using to say "Gideon met Marika"? I honestly just took that with a grain of salt as I figured I'd forgotten something but, if that's it, you can't prove it based on that.
>>486712808>Ymir talks bit game but he doesn't have anything close to that.You’re using game mechanic against lore mechanic, which has been a very stupid tactic since the very first Dark Souls. They relegate characters to player type npcs all the fucking time. They dump corpses of enemies so large the player would have no hope of beating them, and yet they beat the things that did beat them.Also, there are no bedrooms in any of the castles. Does that mean they don’t exist in lore? Of course not. The layout of Anor Londo has always been stupid.
>the lorechildren are arguing again
Elden Bread
It's been all but confirmed lore wise that marika power bombed godfrey at some point btw.
>>486713103Radagon isn’t that hard to beat spamming Comet. Don’t be an idiot.>>486713296It could be that too, or it could not be that. Not sure.
I forgor, which way to rauh base?
>>486713356>>486712808You two are at it again. Will this be a rerun of the other day?
BoC is Melina's dagger
>>486713475It is confirmed that Chadfrey clapped those cheeks from behind. Imagine being ready to nut and the hair starts turning red lmao.
>>486713547At this point I think you're baiting or just playing devils advocate out of boredom. Reply to me again and I'll kiss you on the lips faggot
>>486712808The ability to conjure a miniature universe at a lower level of intelligence is a lot more impressive than the moon spells tbqh I mean, damn, the gravity spells are summoning dozens of rocks bigger than the moons Rennala/Rellana summon Moon magic is only *special and rare* in lore. It’s not at all that powerful in comparison to city destroying spells. That is why it costs so much intelligence, and can only be seen in certain areas (the moonlit altar shows the two moons, etc).I’m not sure why people think the moons are all that. It requires so much for something so small.
>>486713084>nothing beyond gameplayYou mean the fact she's queen of Caria, can cast a unique spell known only to two others (one of which she taught), lead the Academy in fighting off Leydell, lead the Academy in general which is clearly a meritocratic institution of learning meaning she didn't just get the position for her royal title. All that is gameplay?
>>486713704The jp version alludes that that's how melina and messmer was conceived. Marika orgasmed, lost control, radagon took control but because godfrey was still inside marika radagon had a vagina and godfrey impregnated him. When marika turned back she was carrying hers, radagons, and godfreys babies and it upset her
is there an ash that makes you disappear then reappear nearby or is that a unique weapon skill/magic spell?
>>486713892What? I’m saying it’s inconclusive. Both are likely. Why are you so biased? You can’t juggle and entertain several things?>>486713913You can be the head of an army and still be a weak bitch in a fight. For all we know her knights did all the fighting, but I doubt it.
>>486713607The little puddle in Altus north of the ruins. There's a Marika statue in front of a cave that leads to some perfumers by a tree, and a passage to Rauh
>>486713356>You’re using game mechanic against lore mechanicNah. Ymir's a schizo and a weakling. All power came from from jacking Metyr's powers.
>>486714102It's a spell called Miriam's Vanishing. You buy it from the NPC in the Cathedral.
>>486713913>she didn't just get the position for her royal titleWe are talking about an academic institution that stole bodies and thought less of everyone else.It wouldn’t be hard for her to rally the folk of her country and her knights and her family (sister included) to overpower the academy with sheer influence and numbers alone.The sorcerers literally give no fucks about what goes on outside their walls.
>>486714125I recognize this poster. Have you gotten enough sleep? Your sleep problems passed onto mr
>>486714125>You can be the head of an army and still be a weak bitch in a fight.Not in a setting like Elden Ring.
Do you go for max spellcasting speed on INT builds?
>Rennala is le weakNo.
>>486714125The game tells us she 1v1'd radagon in his prime to a stalemate. She was certainly powerful but it doesn't mean she's the strongest. It makes more sense that she was just amongst the most powerful mages, without being the most powerful, and her special magic wowed people leading her to become the head of the academy.
>>486714325>All power came from from jacking Metyr's powers.There was “squirming” already beneath his robes. He got the power by smoking those finger shaped mushrooms. It even says it.For all the “you’re retarded” you throw that anon’s way, you sure aren’t as up to date with the lore/text as him. Tone it down with the schizophrenic trans meme too—even though he’s literally a finger tranny.
>>486703473based, real, and even true
>>486714597Weaker than her sister and daughter.Weaker than Azur and Lusat.Weaker than Radagon’s member.>>486714632>The game tells us she 1v1'd radagon in his prime to a stalemateNope. It just said she fought his army. They may never have fought. Just war’d.
>Making new character and build>thinking about how he fuck will i fight niall
>>486700387The invasions are kind of annoying. You can have one guy in Liurnia and one guy in a haligtree and if one of you gets invaded you can't teleport or rest at a grace anywhere, and then if one of you dies to the invader, he can't reach you but stays in your world until he leaves or you kill yourself.
>>486714425>outside their wallsThis would be within their walls howeverAlso her painting is hanged on the debate parlor alongside Lusat, Azur and Sellen's. Which indicates again she was considered a high peer of the institution. That doesn't always translates to power as a mage necessarily, but it's just another indicator>>486714648The wrigling was in no way indicating he had jacked Metyr's power. We know he was treating the creepers as children.We killed Metyr, then he took whatever remained in some way. Otherwise the narrative of the quest would make no sense. Cause and reaction are a thing.Again, Ymir is literally just a schizo. I genuinely have no respect for the character, biggest coping loser in the game by far.Gideon's a good lad though. I wouldn't put him at Lusat and Azur's level, but he's a good lad.
>>486714632>her special magic wowed people leading her to become the head of the academy.Because of how rare and unique it was, not because of how powerful it was.It is implied she wasn’t the first to glimpse a moon, going by the snowy crone, as well as the ancient Nox culture.
>>486714915>>thinking about how he fuck will i fight niallCall 9/11 or its equivalent I think you are having a stroke
>>486715068the t and r keys don't register when i press on it sometimes
>>486714973>We killed Metyr, then he took whatever remained in some wayThere is no indication of this. He went his own way of artificially mimicking her.Why do you keep blurting out shit?>Again, Ymir is literally just a schizo. I genuinely have no respect for the character, biggest coping loser in the game by far.Okay so you’re just a biased fag arguing in bad faith.
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>>486714863It does tell us that actually. Miyazaki told me I himself too. My family owns a restaurant he frequents.
Sellen is actually Rellana's daughter who was kicked out for being a bad girl. They both have black hair so it makes sense. This is my headcanon, I will argue about it with any willing anon for the next 4 hours.
>looked up weapons last night for build planning reasons>checked beast claw location>fucking graveyard plains forest >I missed stuff>explore now>some naked dude clearly using the claws>logurreal subtle micheal zaki
A three slot 35faith incantation fucking one shotted Radahn AND CaelidComet Azur is 60int and three slots, so it is probably the biggest and most powerful spell in lore, by far. Unless there’s a spell we haven’t seen yet.HOWEVER- in game the Full Moon eats through Comet Azur like Sailor Moon, as the specialized anti-magic sorcery.
>>486715363Both have sexy feet so it's probably true
>>486715363Maybe it's just how Liurnian qts look.
>>486710423>Still doesn't understand what general means after being told itWhy do I even bother.
>>486715225>there is no indication of thisHow about cause and effect. He only appears as a boss fight with the power to birth fingers and cast the finger sorceries AFTER he killed MetyrLogical to assume then, that's what triggered him gaining said powerHe even talks about it>Look at my fingers. Now I will be a mother. I will be the only mother.What exactly could possess ANYONE to assume this isn't what went down. It would be completely stupid for it to be anything else.>Why do you keep blurting out shit?Sorry if following logic a to b is too hard for you anon.>Okay so you’re just a biased fag arguing in bad faith.Nah. He's just a character that doesn't really deserve your respect. Traumatized about the death of his son so he shits on Marika and Metyr because he's jealous he can't give life like a mother can. He's ultimately a very pathetic character. I am impressed the writing managed to really get that to shine through so well.
>>486715265>>486715276Do I have to post the screencap of Moot le leddit spacing to make you underaged retards shut up?It’s also fucking adorable how newbies on the chan try so hard to fit in. “R-REDDIT! Am I like you guys now??”
>Carianfags are still arguing about whos the strongest magic userThis is why you lost to the Cuckoos
>>486715756the fucking cucks can't get past ONE carian knight
The strongest magic user? It's me of course.
>>486715638The robes he wears are already squirming meaning he is already a gay finger tranny by the time you meet him. He is smoking mushrooms just like a typical tranny too. He did not steal Metyr’s power to do what he did. He is just fucking his body up with drugs.
>>486715363Who's the dad though? Can't be Radagon since clearly the red hair wins genetically.Also, can we oyakodon ?
>>486715568Moongrum his sister and the other paintings on the college don't look like them.
Ah knoo... in mah boones...A Tarnished... cannot raspberry a Lord... Not even you...A man... cannot PFFFFTHHHBBBLBLBL a god...
>>486708785It's over...
God I hate red teammates... They are so worthless. Either they die instantly in a 2v2 or they just join the gank. This shitter decided to join the gank and I had to kill him giving all of them extra flasks...
>>486715756They didn’t lose, they just resorted to turtling like the academy. They can play the game too. “Hiding in your academy? We can hide in our castle too!”, and so they did. There’s also a twinsage Carian loyalist summoning a whole fucking army, beating up Cuckoos, by that one pass.
with sote is the best level range for multiplayer still 150 or are people going higher now?
>>486715898The squirming could just be creepers underneath his robe. We seem him craddling one.Again it makes no sense otherwise.He very clearly lead us along the path to Metyr. He wanted us to kill herHe shits on her constantlyHe talks about wanting to give life.
>>486715972It is radagon actually. We see that rykard has blonde hair and miquella does too. The red-hair isn't dominat 100% of the time. Miyazaki himself said she stayed loyal to radagon and radagon took her v-card and she was around before radagon ditched her.
>>486715678wow someone's in a bad mood.
>>486716019Elden Beast has a cute squishy jelly belly
>>486708873lick lick lick lick lick
>>486715756>cuckoos>wonCuckoos basically can't do shit. The Academy is sealed all they can do is terrorize the countryside around it and even then, as that one anon pointed out, the Carian loyalists hand them their ass the only fight we actually see them engage in.It's funny. They're called the cuckoos but they're the cucks.
Please thread, stop, don't make me fall in love with Sellen again. She's evil and she'll never get a real ending, I have to let her go.
>>486714915Castle Rape is meant to be a build check
>>486716204Alter the robes anon. There are literal fingers underneath, poking out of his body. He was a finger tranny from the beginning.
White mask chads ww@?
>>486716406You will enable her.
>>486716406>posts jpg of Sellen>Please thread, stopno u
>>486716392The Cuckoos are even made fun of by the sorcerers, lul. Sorcerers make all the enemies.
>>486714915just summonI fucking hate that boss, gatekeeping haligtree with his complete and utter bullshit unless you're high level and upgrades
>>486716210>Rykard has blonde hairFrom Marika, same as Miquella. The god genes are equals. Only Godfrey's seed can overcome it with crucible cum power and create the omen twins.>Miyazaki himself said she stayed loyal to radagon and radagon took her v-card and she was around before radagon ditched her.Who are you talking about?
Miquella is cute.
>>486716083And purplechuds want their shitty system back as if they think anybody's gonna believe them doing anything but joining the gankers
>>486716579Right here
>>486716747ydbtg
How common is it to see DLC stuff in low level invasions?
>>486716671Shocking amount of korean art admiring this man's rear end.
>>486716652Miyazaki the director said this.
>>486716210>We see that rykard has blonde hair>>486716652>Rykard>From MarikaLorelets... please... It's also spelt blond for men.
>>486716839>ydbtgYou did beat the game?>>486716894Literally all I see when I get invaded. And when invading it's about 50/50 the host is wearing DLC shit.
>>486714915Of all the bosses I'm worried about facing on my SL1 kill all bosses run. This guy is who I fear the most.He's also the next boss for me to fight.I'm not looking forward to it.
>>486716910Seriously? I need to search more.
>hard swapping in the colosseumgiga nigga cringe
>>486716950He has blondè hair in the opening painting, in the manga, in the art book, in the paintings in volcano manner.
>>486716671He looks like he fucks demigod women.>>486716910Are Koreans an ass race?
Sellen is actually the most powerful mage in lore. And it’s even said by multiple people (Thops, Jerren, etc), and she has the highest sorcerer kill count, meaning she is probably the best at killing other sorcerers. All those towers you see in the game? With the graven masses? She was there, at some point. She is the one in the painting too, which is hanging up in her room in the academy; the one with Azur’s (her first teacher) staff and the inert graven mass. She’s so powerful she can project her consciousness outside of her tortured, imprisoned body. She is also likely a distant Carian, as the scroll she’s holding in her portrait has the Carian crest, and she uses a Carian staff in her right with Jerren. So too, she can’t be killed until the stars are back to order, like Ranni and the Carians. Someone was trying to kill her in Witchbane Ruins, and it was hopeless until Radahn was out down. It was likely Jerren.
>>486716108>>486716392>nerds are hiding in the academy and never leaving>last ghosts of the Carians hold up in their manor and also never leaving>Cuckoo are in control of liurnia and killing albinauricsI think I know who won
is there anything else in graveyard plains I missed?I explored the church down the road w black knight with the "viking" camp, just now recleared the forest and beast claw, all of scorched ruins, tanky machine gun guy, backhand blades, painting I assume is of "the" tower but when its visible, three crosses, magic shield tali+3, "fairy" village, jar jail, ive seen the ghostflame dragon in the lake but fuck that currently (no skibadis), and from other cross a forager, ghost larval, arcane town, blue fp regen tali, katas, black armor etcetera.what else did I miss, starting basin and nearby only, I know igon is near the messmer camp and I just need to take a different path than I did to get to yodas sword early.
>>486716950Rykard has blonde hair, sorry bro.Unless you think Rya's disguise being a girl with blonde hair is just a coincidence. Or the fact they mention Radahn's red hair but never Rykard's.
>>486717207bro you missed an entire legacy dungeon at the black knight churchtry emoting
>>486717090His hair looks grey. Probably a result of a Denethoresque decline.
>>486716910im shocked there is still no (lewd) asmr's.seriously what happened to chainsawangel
>>486717161This is obvious but only like 5% of the dumb shit fanbase is clever enough, or willing enough, to see it.They gave you so many fucking pointers and people are still denying it. What the actual hell.
>>486716929No I get thatI mean who was Miyazaki talking about.It seemed you meant that Radagon fucked Sellen or something or that Sellen stayed loyal to Radagon or some other thing. I am perhaps not understanding.>>486716950Rykard having blond or red hair is debatable.Radagon is Marika so, he can potentially pass on blond hairWho the fuck knows really.
>>486717161Jerren clearly misread the message reading "try thrust but hole"
>>486716747Kino /erg/ aryans
How come every time I invade a blue gets summoned instantly yet I have the blue ring on at all times and I never get summoned?
>>486717369consolation or benediction, and what emote in fact don't answer the second part but which church?
>>486717109>He looks like he fucks demigod women.based, so fucking based...
>>486717371He got old. Rykard has an old guttered man’s voice by the time you fight him. He looks old in some of his portraits too.I actually got Darth Sidious vibes from him, and even the way he holds his big sword is like an old man’s cane.
I want to make Mike into an eunuch.
>>486717002Yeah I figured that most people would just CE them in.
>>486717371>using fanart AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>486717576i dont know
>>486716461What about it? That's a gameplay thing. It's so they don't have to give you two sets of robes, one for pre boss Ymir and one for boss Ymir.>>486716406Shut up and be a good student for your teacher Sellen.
>>486717612the one with all the messmer soldiers behind it
>>486717479>Radagon is Marika so, he can potentially pass on blond hairNot at the time of Richard's conception.
>>486717429>>486717620you're still doing it
>>486717620“Yessss, yesss, goood, goooood, give in to the sssnake…”
>>486717620>Darth Sid-It's Sheev faggot.
actually laughed out loud when i saw radahn was the final boss
>>486717798You’re still mad about not figuring out the lore more tactically. Think critically. If you can’t be smarter, be wiser. Environmental storytelling is all around, you just choose not to see/notice it. Miyazaki even says it. You guys miss so, so much. Too much.
>>486717479No. He meant that radagon fucked rennala and she stayed loyal to him. So either sellen is radagons daughter or sellen isn't rennala's daughter as she was around when radagon was still around and rennala was confirmed a virgin by miyazaki before radagon. It's more likely they were related, either siblings or cousins. I'd like to point out a close family retainer is jerren, in the jp version of elden ring sellens name is often said as serren. Its possible she was just a close retainer to them same with selivus who also has a similar name.
I'm doing a tanky str/fai paladin type character focused on health regen with blessing of the erdtree as my staple, is it worth it to respec to 70 faith for minor erdtree? I've heard the healing on that spell is underwhelming
>spawn in>3 man group right next to me>activate gravitational missile spam>kill 2 but fall>host hides up the top probably waiting to resummon his buddies>red finger behind him and ambush himThis spell is fucking amazing.I think it should probably get nerfed in PVP somehow.
>a dedicated str/int bonk of the dlc needs fai for some reason>most spells in the dlc need fai for some reasonoh FUCK OFF
Why don't the Fire Knight weapon's innate fire damage reset frostbite?
>>486717708I posted it because that pic contains the portraits where his hair looks completely grey and not blond at all, his hair only looks blondish-grey here >>486717354 which makes me wonder if it was a liberty or error of the manga. Funnily enough it would make sense if you take into account what the fanart said about greying red hair, but I doubt the manga artist put that much thought into it.
>>486717748this is another troll like the gravestones and the larval tear isn't itits too fucking hot for this bullshit. remind me to never ask for things here again.
>The abyssal serpent, Shaun of Lightit's cute that he gave his snake a name.
>>486718121indie company
>>486718121the plot does not accept that
>>486717984No we don't care. We want you to stop reddit spacing. We aren't lorefags
>>486718081Having faced ganksquads with it, it's fine. The cast is reactable and it's loud enough to respond when someone's trying to cheese you through a wall with it. Viglets deserve to get exploded.
>>486718165
>>486717984Oh that's way better. No reddit spacing. This makes reading your posts more comfortable. Thanks anon :)
>>486717779I mean, if Rykard is blonde, what else would explain it except some weird Marika influence on Radagon's cum.Not that I think he's blonde. I prefer the scenario where all 3 Carian demigods are redheads. But, if he was blonde, that'd be the only explanation no?
>>486718170huh? ? ?
>>486717984People also miss that carians are weak to faith chadsTanith is dex faithMiquella is pure faithRadagon was int faithMessmer was dex faithAll carian royals male or female cave to faithchads. Ranni runs off into space with her faithchad tarnished never to be seen again.
>>486718275yeah so funny now I have to look at the map and spoiler myself instead thanks.
>>486718397watch his phase 2 cutscene again
>>486718516ntano problem
>>486718000Or maybe Liurnian women just have raven hair and pale skin in general. Could just be a trait of the region.Sellen disliked Rennala for banning the more dangerous studies from the Academy. And she's most associated with Azur and his faction. Nothing points to the Lazuli faction
>>486718081>I think it should probably get nerfed in PVP somehow.DO NOT TAKE AWAY FUN!
>>486718476other way around moran
>Invade Enir Elim>Host is trying a sleep build>It's not gonna work at all and he can tell>Runs off and hardswaps>I immediately leave and go hang out by the Lightning Sculted Keeper and Spira Spammers
>>486718081How much poise you got to withstand that?
>>486709370The popiti popidi dou seed
These games are a good litmus test to see how dumb a person is. Proof is even in their face and they still go “nooo noo no nuh uhh” like a five year old. The leak regarding Radahn+Miquella is more proof of it. Meanwhile, all you had to do was LOOK at the background to see the thing Marika was standing before in the trailer.Who the actual fuck is stupid enough not to put the two together? Did they even watch the trailer at all? I can only forgive the people who truly didn’t want to think it was true, because the whole Radahn n’ Miquella twist is just that unsatisfying, but even then, these people knew deep down it was real. No one would have made the divine gate in time.This cognitive block is seen in the real world too. Leftists and trannies really just trust themselves and their own disgusting ideas and theories over the actual people who are professionals at it. Like the kids who kept trying to cancel their biology teachers for saying “there are only two sexes”, which is indistinguishable from “the portrait is literally Sellen”, but these people would rather go “lalalala”.The human race is meant to be dumb as bricks as the rule, not the exception, and you’re all a testament to that fact. Most of you anyway.
>>486718476>anni runs off into space with her faithchad tarnished never to be seen again.My Tarnished is INT primarily so you're wrong.
>>486718547anon...
>>486718801its terminal
>>486718801????What the fuck are you even talking about?Take your meds
>>486718626you could've shot one cannon of haima instead
>>486718616We see with moongrum and his sister that isn't the case. They share the blue eyes but the hair is the wrong color. If we're trying to judge things by hair and eyes then she's a carian, and as >>486717161 said she has many other similarities to them as well.
is there no effigy for rellana or am I blind? I fought her in coop once but we cleared the castle first.
>>486713283Ayyy
>>486718915See, this Picolo posting reread can’t even fucking read. I am 100% right.
>>486718953i dont understand what you mean
>>486718651Tanith has intense faith in her husband she is dex and her dancer kinswoman we see is a dex faith build in the dlcRadagon's spells are all int faith his confirmed weapon the golden order greatsword is dex faithMessmer's spear is dex faithMiquella only spams holy at you abandoning the int/faith golden order incantations after going to the haligtree his remembrance spell is pure faith with really high faith requirement. Carians belong to faithchads and faithstacies
someone who knows what multiplayer is where is the effigy for rellana
>>486718801You aren’t wrong but this sort of low IQ tard wrangling chaos is the kind of thing I enjoy about these games.
So Miquella probably was involved in the festival, but what was the plan for killing Mohg, besides (you) showing up?
Besides the black syrup are there any missable questlines before the rune breaks?
>>486719226hoped he would trip on his dress and fall off the palace
>>486719194tanith is a consortradagon was married to rennala for political reasonswho cares about messmer or miquella?
>>486718801>hur dur the majority of people are idiots hur dur No shit SherlockThe masses are meant to be sheep
3rd playthrough. Only just now realized the big cart things patrols pull around and which are strewn around camps sometimes have chests in them.
>>486718948Fair enough. I wasn't aware that her painting at Raya had the Carian crest or noted which staff type she usedIt is odd though, that she was Azur's student and associated with the Karolos faction primarily. We even find Azur's staff in that very paiting's room.
>>486719226why can't miquella just tell mohg to kill himself
>>486718801Anon, you'd have an aneurysm if you actually read half of these lore "arguments here" a good portion is just people actually citing things miyazaki said, things said in game, things we SEE ingame, and item descriptions but people will go "nuh uh" and try arguing against it, if they ever try to provide "proof" it's always some youtuber headcanon, relying on cut content, or a specifically sectioned off description or piece of dialog, them cutting out the rest of it completely missing the context and trying to assert its proof for their headcanon. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GREAT TREE BULLSHIT
>>486719226It's cute that Miquella gave his husband the festival as a gift.
>>486718908>>486718915>>486719207>>486719415Why are you getting angry over being called out? You dont even need to be a bit smarter. Just think better, fuck.It was obvious from the start it was her, and that she was a secret Carian.Most lore fags are fucking idiots. They go out of their way to make fan fiction.
Stop talking about Radahn...Miquella is not gay...
I'm so tired of those dogshit quests, I just want to kill stuff.
>>486719226>miquella sent okina to kill radahn over his own followerswhy
>>486718801literally everyone here thought it was fake or at a minimum alpha footage (which it was) when leaked don't play the fool now.
>>486718801I don't think that's very fair.People rejected the Radahn/Miquella leaks because they were so fucking retarded and the idea came out of fucking nowhere.Nobody, NOBODY, from fucking here to reddit to goddamn loretubers even CONSIDERED Radahn had ever met Miquella in any meaningful capacity. Nobody associated the two.It was truly the stupidest shit. So nobody believed the leaks.
>>486716747>troon ring>full HOW TO BEAT ELDEN RING DLC EASY youtube builds with white maskoh no no no bruh look at these doods
>>486719423they're giant coffins and you're looting the dead
>>486719195there isn't one, pretend it's 2010 and put down a white sign
redditspacing retard calling other retards retardsyikes
>>486719410Consort is marriage. Radagon was rennala's consort the game tells us this. Keep coping INTcel
>>486719725what retard designed this dlc....and im enjoying the scenery...thankfully Im a ds1fag so I already did that after realizing there isn't one, I do that alot at malenia
To all the people saying Godwyn should have been his consort: That wouldn't work because they are brothers.
>redditspacing READABLILITY IS NOT BASED AND ARYANPILLED
>>486719668He's arguably not mature enough for this statement to be correct. It would be very in-character for him to mistake his puerile boy-crush on big bro for real love and force him to be his fag consort for eternity.
>>486719709>People rejected the Radahn/Miquella leaks because they were so fucking retarded and the idea came out of fucking nowhere.All you had to do, to see that it was real, was look in the fucking background. Holy shit. >>486719765It makes you look truly terrible. To be out lore’d by some “redditor”.
/erg/ was better a month ago.
>>486708049>>486719226>(youDont type that
>>486719790yes, and consort is of lower status, if the carians got their panties so wet over your faith, why did the faith chads not become leaders?
>>486719901Don't reply to me chud
>>486718626>rolling sparks>gravity bomb>heal from afarwhy cant from soft balance spells that can be shot at the floor?
>>486719572This post makes me very sad because it is very true. All of it.
>>486719668He is very gay
>>486719901That's beside the point anon. Heck the fact the background was rendered from the trailer meant that the fact it was fake was more likely, since whoever had faked it was operating only on trailer info and that's it.Again, I don't think it's very fair to just called people that didn't buy it stupid. It was such a dumb out of left field idea that it didn't compute that's all.
>>486719935Never forget
>>486719935>>486720202Radahn was shit all along...
>>486720158>Heck the fact the background was rendered from the trailer meant that the fact it was fake was more likely, since whoever had faked it was operating only on trailer info and that's it.You can’t be this stupid. Wow.
>>486720202it still feels like this is true to be honest.like, every streamer is like "that it? ok" like they ran out of time again after two years?
>>486719935Literally only 1 of these is true
>>486720106Not true.Miquella likes acupuncture, architecture, unalloyed gold and his sister, not COCK.
everyone who cares about the lore has already read the item descriptions, you vomiting this shit in the thread does nothing, everyone who cares already knows and everyone who doesnt know doesnt care, this is a redgod pvp general take your shitty lore discussion back to r*ddit where it belongs
>>486718704I have 58 poise. Seems like that spell deals very little poise damage.>>486718626It's so crazy in PVP. I was killing a boss in some fort and I decided to summon for it. As I get to the boss a red shows up and tries to fight with the boss.All I did was just Gravity missile the bosses feet over and over again and if the red even tried to get close he'd get hit for 1.5k damage and get knocked over. It's such a strong spell. Easily the best thing Int got the only good thing they got I think
>>486720581reddit has red in the nameit's not called loredit
>>486720504Miquella dresses like a slut, molests people, loves cock, and hypnotizes people into being his boyfriends
>>486720349I'm sure you just believe it immediately and then said "I knew it all along, Malenia's chair had lions in them" right reddit-kun?
>>486720660fuck you’re right
>>486719657i dont know anything about the lore, reread your post to someone irl and ask them if you are terminal
remember to take your medicine
>>486720683stop it...
>>486719657>they go out of their way to make fan fictionThat's the problem with interpretative lore in general. People legitimately refuse to accept the obvious, they think its too "surface level" and need to find a "deeper" explanation to make themselves feel better. I'll give four examples from other series with interpretative lore>Warhammer 40kWe were given recently, the reveal that the emperor of mankind was indeed about to become a chaos god but discarded the energy, this was in a book stating facts with little interpretation to be had, yet, people still often say things like "oh he's still actually the dark king" disregarding what we are directly told and "he never took or used chaos power the daemons were lying" despite, again what we fucking see>FnafWe were directly told, by Scott himself, that the main killer's wife offed herself before the main events of the series, yet people insist she had some part to play in the background throughout the games and was alive which can't be true >Elder scrollsWe are given that talos is a god, Todd himself said he was a god, kirkbride said he was a god, we see his avatar in morrowind, his bloodied armor can be used in oblivion for a quest that needs something related to a god, yet even before the thalmor memes people legitimately denied his divinity >Dark souls I'm not fucking joking when i say this, you still have some insisting and defending that solaire was gwyns firstborn when we see and fight nameless king. They come up with all of these answers like the nameless king is somehow solaire, or that the nameless king isn't actually the first born when it's extremely clear he is. These retards always ALWAYS show up with lore like this. Because they don't actually like answers, they like speculation.
>>486720683That's hot.
>dlc armor and weapons are so cool and fun i dont know what to use and can't commit at all
>>486720029No need to be leaders when we plap the leader
>>486721060Good post/10
If I invade a duelist I will go AFK.I don't care how long it takes. These faggots want to ruin my fun. I will ruin their fun. They are only here so they can duel with a rune arc on.>nooo you can't do that you have to engageNo I don't.>just block them and sever and move onNo. I will never block them. Even if I invade them again after they've killed themselves. I will just hide and never block them.You can call me autistic. I don't care. I've beaten over 100 """duelists""" without even attacking once.If you want to duel go to the arena.
>bro who the fuck would even take pvp seriously this shit is pure shallow swap lmao>UHHH HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS NONSENSICAL ITEM DESCRIPTION THAT TOOK 12 SECONDS FOR FROMSOFT TO AI GENERATE WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DEEP IMPLICATIONS>DID YOU KNOW RADAHN HAD A HECKIN CATTERINO A CUTIE FLUFFER AWWW
I am thinking maybe the walking deads/TWLID exist before Godwyn's death.Tibia, Death rite bird etc. seems to suggest dead civilization exist long before.In land of shadow they need to put grave birds to prevent the dead from walking out of catacomb.Maybe TWLID are basically Elden Ring's hollow. They exist before but Marika/Gwyn interfere with the rule so they didn't appear. Only when Godwyn died/the fire fade that TWLID/hollow appear again.Maybe the mending rune that talk about how Marika remove death from the system and the new system will be the one where "death" restored didn't mean destined death ala when you killed Maliketh but meant "TWLIDeath" would be "restored" which was the natural/proper state.Duskborn is basically dark lord/lord of hollow ending. Death Knights make me see it as proper faction ala Londo rather than Fia alone being delusional.
Somehow Mikefags are more tolerable than lorefags right now.This is just boring none of the funny stuff.
>helps you for one optional bossLazy Leda
>>486721551Thollier is weak as a kitten, meaning that there's housecats
>Mohg is into blood/scat play bdsm shit>Miquella is a rapist who sticks needles into people It’s supposed to be ironic since Miquella is the bigger freak/abuser while Mohg is just into weird shit Sticking needles into the skin is also a lot more common in the sexual kink community than you’d think
>>486721712miquella is so lucky
almost forgot I tweaked my build by two points for poleblade of the bud, I need to start organizing my stuff
>>486721745My ex gf once tried sticking pin needles in my nipples and I obliged BUT ONLY ONCE
>>486721712plap plap plap
>>486721029He gay
>>486721745neither of those things are true what did you gain from bashing your empty porn melted head against your keyboard to make this post huh? are you hard? turned on at the idea of mohg shitting on someone? seek help before its too late you trog
>>486721532nooo you can't do that you have to engage
>>486721712There's only one kind of woman who will go on a camping trip with so many guys, that's all I'll say.
Should I drug dragon priestess?I am str/fai lightning build but her spell seems useless and my cha wear death knight armor so her heart would be useless too?
I have developed a schizo theory that there's one guy currently shitting up the thread with outlandish and stupid lore theories, purposely seeking arguments against obvious fucking shit to muddy discourse.He's likely a Goldmaskfag. Not to shit on Goldmaskfags he likely took the Metyr revelations badly, and now he shits all over lore discussions. I assume this because he seems to have a specific distaste against anything related to Liurnia/Caria and purposely shits up those conversations the most.
>>486721858Mickey is gay thoughever
>>486722030do not do it.the rewards are better if you do not
>>486722083
>>486722083its not one guy cause you brigade on me every time "I get things wrong" and its not me cause I stopped talking about lore three days ago.
>>486722029what
>>486721532Lmao maybe I should do the same... I just invaded a guy who upon me entering the world, used 6+ buffs and turned off taunters tongue.
>>486722083https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/483332807/#483339967You arent wrong actually. He was here a few hours ago too
>>486722242He's called Leda a camp slut that fucks every other NPC.What he doesn't realize is that the camp slut is actually Thollier in his St Trina cosplay.
>>486722083I can believe it.
>>486722006Anon, Mohg is into self harm and you find bloody stool in his area. He is literally into blood and poop.Miquella meanwhile wants to harm other people, rather than himself (until the DLC loooool, poor Trina), so he is bigger sicko of the two. Mohg isn’t forcing anyone to do anything. They go to him. Miquella is the one imposing. Mohg is not, and can be said to be the victim.
the new spells in sote feel randomly ai generated
I wish femboys were realwill be my next shooting star wish, cause they never come true anyway (where legal loli girlfriend huh space rock?)
>lore discussionnigga what fucking discussion, its lore or it isnt, this isnt ancient fucking history where we’re trying to decipher what someone 2000 years ago said, theres no nuance, these characters arent real, they do not have real thoughts, we have item descriptions and cutscenes and thats fucking it, where is the discussion.
>>486722334I think he and the guy that spaces out his sentences a lot are the same guy. That's where I really go schizo. The guy that spaces out his sentances has to be baiting really, no other explanation for some of the shit I've seen him say the last 48 hours.
>>486722218There you are thiollanon get some sleep im having sleep problems too. Also he wasn't referring to you but the guy linked >>486722334
Struggled on bloodhound knight dirriwil. Looked it up and apparently I should be a higher level when I fight him and that he's part of an npc questline who gets summoned in to fight him. I feel stupid. I self harmed a little and yelled after 10 deaths. I hate myself. I really truly hate myself. I'VE ALREADY BEATEN THIS GAME TWICE. TWICE. AND I STILL STRUGGLE ON EVERY BOSS. I NEVER LEARN ANYTHING. I CAN'T LEARN. I'M FUCKING RETARDED. MY MOTHER SHOULD HAVE FUCKING ABORTED ME
>>486721745I believe you
>>486722513its supposed to be down to interpretation but you guys sperg too much so its not worth having any discussion about lore>>486722556take your fucking meds im not a namefag or the guy you think you're talking to I don't even know the context.
>>486697116There's a spirit spring nearby you gotta hop on when the thing is walking near it
>>486722083I already knew this when that one guy kept arguing that trolls weren’t giants, or related to them. He just kept saying “no no no no no” like a horse. These sorts of people thrive spreading misinformation and making ignorance a precedent, kind of like Muslims. Their deaths would make the world an objectively better place (and I hate thinking like this).
>>486722513>this isnt ancient fucking history where we’re trying to decipher what someone 2000 years ago saidactually this is precisely how lore in elden ring works
threadly reminder that red man bad
>>486722701You're not a name fag but I gave you that name as a nickname.
I FUCKING LOVE THE JORI FIGHT6v1 FIGHTS ARE SO FUN AND ENJOYABLE AND NOT ALL ANNOYINGTHANK YOU MR. SOFT
>>486722513Cause it's fun. Why have discussions besides about a game at all?
>>486722841why??? I havent even found that character yetim not whoever you think you're talking to.
wewi wasnt sure i would get able to get into the dlc post mohg skip patchbut i made it, what a fucking adrenaline rushi mainly wanted the great katana and hefty potsim set for stormveil/limgrave cooping now, should be fun
>>486722849>6v1You know who you gotta call.
I am Malardia, fork of mcdonalds. And I have never seen my feet.
>>486722523>I think he and the guy that spaces out his sentences a lot are the same guyYou mean the guy who actually knows lore? The guy who tells you to think more critically? >That’s where I go really schizoAre you butthurt or what? That he makes sense? You’re clearly the troll they are referring to. You don’t actually care about the lore you just want confusion.
I'm waiting for a miquella fanart where he uses rings of light to trap someone in place and rape them
Red man bad, but phantoms handholding hosts through the whole game worse
>>486722513That is actually how the lore works. Miyazaki himself makes it that way so people can be like he was when he was young reading books in English which he barely understood and had to piece together with what little he knew. He's obsessed with those days.
>>486722132Yeah I guess I would go for heart.
>>486723097tfw no elden beast crucifixion spell.
>>486722419ok show me where the game states mohg finds sexual pleasure in self harm and scat, show me the scene in which miquella rapes another character, shush your little cumbrained mouth for one second huh or you and me are gonna be out on the street shirts off until one of our heads hits the pavement
>>486721532>I'm just gonna waste my own time, haha that really showed himlol
>>486723097He doesn't need to rape, he's cute enough
>>486722792TRD (total red death)
Does anyone have a better view of the nightmaiden/swordstress faces? Couldnt find anything on Zullies channel. I know they dont have face value but it would still be helpful
>>486722950Yes you are that anon I can tell.
I seems I've triggered the reddit spacer. Maybe I'm not that far off the truth after all.
>>486722849Easiest double summon of my life.If the content is boring i will skip it.
daily reminder 125 is where you stop if you've got any self respect
>>486722513I bet Miquella is a Rosiscruxian
>>486723082I think he's the troll yeah. The goldmaskfag schizo is a different guy he types differently and uses the same images when he melts seen. If you see someone ranting about marika or ranni it's usually him he's been at it since dlc released. The "reddit spacing" guy is a different person https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/t8dhpDis_FdcB9qfoDD3hQ/
>>486723224looks like an autistic school shooter
>>486723449My power can't be contained by mere 125 levels. I will break these limits
>redman le bad>invade last patch at the peak of the DLC popularity >phantom was always either a rolling sparks glitch abuser, a greatshield poke build, or a backhand blade abuser
>>486723194>ok show me where the game states mohg finds sexual pleasure in self harmLiterally the Formless Mother and its very nature. Also, one of his horns is literally eating into his eye, like thorns. He also invited Miquella to his bloody chambers.
>>486723202>host continually moving and searching wasting time (can see my compass moving thats how I know)>me alt-tabbed browsing /erg/ and watching a movie and altabbing back in every few minutes to see if anything has changedlolIf they didn't want to waste my time, which is the seconds it takes for me to load into an invasion, then I wouldn't waste there time.
>>486723536The reddit spacer is the one you just replied to. Good job feeding a troll.The reason I think he and Godmaskfag are the same is that I think the reddit spacer is definitely a Goldmaskfag too. At the very least, he hates anything related to Liurnia/Caria clearl
>get summoned as a blue>it's a red with uplifting aromatics and the shotgun crossbow with sleep bolts into an unblockable waves of darkness 1 shotcmon man you don't need to cheat, this is just pathetic. for the record i see almost no one use this shit because it's obviously bugged but all i think when i see that sort of shit is "oh okay this guy is just cheating, okay you win i guess". i don't get it. it's so gay.
Not playing the DLC and I feel gaslit. Fromfags genuinely can't tell what is and isn't real.
>>486723739You are insane, if you think that the act of pointing out correct lore is a sure sign of troll behavior.
>>486723630alright name the street, 9pm cst tonight, be there or be square
Is dual wielding greatswords worth it or just bad
>>486723449No one outside of your discord wants 125. No one outside of reddit wants 150. Accept that the meta is 90 like in bloodborne. Grow up
>>486723739>At the very least, he hates anything related to Liurnia/Caria clearlI’m the guy who’s mad Rellana dilutes the mother-daughter charm of Ranni and her mother.I’ve loved the Carians since the start, I’m simply annoyed that they got turned into a joke, or meme faction, this DLC. You couldn’t be more fucking wrong.
does the country Marika destroyed in the Land of Shadow have a name?
>>486702036someone should buy this just to see if the story guide section confirms Radah consented.
>>486724067The Finger's Mandate of Hornestine.
Is there some kind of rule that makes people point down on pvp kill? I swear it's over 95% of players now.
>>486723778if you didnt have your cuck ring on maybe reds wouldnt do this shit, try doing a little self reflection you penis
>>486723739No that's a different guy, he's also been seething since around the launch of the dlc he's the guy who's angry at rellanas twin moons for "lessening" the impact of ranni and rennalas moons making them as characters less special >>486724065Knew it.
>>486723739>Complains about Reddit spacer>Does the exact same thing only is more retarded because anon is formatting sentences as lazy paragraphs.
>>486724275Its tradition to emote after every kill its just how it is, post build btw because most people dont point down
>>486723778>decide to do some co-op>get summoned to taunter world>about to enter boss door when 2 reds pop out>both of them are using sleep bolt shotgunIt's really bad out here. They both got destroyed by the host. I basically did nothing.
>>486724379>he's the guy who's angry at rellanas twin moons for "lessening" the impact of ranni and rennalas moons making them as characters less special He’s not wrong, but he’s also dumb for not seeing the prime coomer material for what she is.
Moons being gods was always headcanon
>>486724067Getfuckedistan
What does a deathbed companion even mean?
>>486724405you got bullied today too right?tell me about it
>be taunter chad>go afk in Lenne's Rise>goon to Queen Marika porn>watch impotent redcels seethePeak Elden Ring gaming
ignoring the troll>almost relanna first try>hm this doesn't seem so bad (no skibadi)>I deadwell, thou art of passing skill...
>>486724405My own schizotheory is that he's one of the shitposters actually saying retarded lore shit to start arguments and is trying to shift the blame onto others. He learned people replied to him when he complained about reddit spacing so he's doing that now too
>>486724498>They both got destroyed by the hostthat doesn't sound right...
>>486723652you booted up the game to play it, but instead you choose to be a petty retardjust says you don't actually want to play the game, find a new hobby you sad shit
>>486709148>Godwyn always had a fish tail>Fia is fortisaxx>Fortisaxx is godricks ancestorretarded bait leads but the rest of your points are too obvious to entertain, 3/10 you will have to put in more study hours into the night my dear apprentice
>>486720974why does ranni and blaidd have her desert when everyone else is eating the main course?
>>486723216What's the point of rings of light, sleep pots and bewitching branches then?
>>486724851you know people will just leave and block you right? not that hard. afk'ers are so last year. my point is no one is seething, it's more of a slight inconvenience than anything.
>>486724882Yea it doesn't, but the host insta killed them with the Falx ash of war.
>>486723449111 supremacy
>>486724939Prove he didn't always have a fish tail.
>>486725071She is a princess she can do what she wants.
>>486725071they're autistic and it's easier on their carer (me)
>>486724631The coomerism and tumblr tier fujo art of Messmer (x Rellana) is precisely why I fucking despise her as a character. She is affirming that people only play these games for the lulz. “Lol then Carian gurls into red heads XD”. I hate it. So much. A lot of women are getting into it now too. It is fucking ruined. I could barely tolerate Blaidd, but it is clear Miyazaki wanted to appeal to the tumblr/furry community, of which consists mostly of deviant art tier twitter gurl artists.You can’t even argue against any of this, since this kind of cancerous leftist/tumblr psychology is very fucking present within the gaming community at large.Look at Larian and its games. This level of writing is fostered for the masses. It’s like that guy that always points out how pro-female/feminist Elden Ring is. You’d have to be an actual fucking “chud” or “incel” not to see it. They know what they are doing. Men play/love (Japanese) games to the point of ignoring this shit. It wouldn’t be the case has the game been made in the west, for obvious reasons.
125 +7/+17.Trust me.
>>486725071>>486725196Its not out of the realm of possibility that ranni was an oversized fat ginger nerd fat burns, all that weight couldve burnt off when she died. Bbw ranni is very possible
>>486724892>nooo you have to engageI play to have fun. Duels aren't fun. If you shit cunts don't want to have your world bricked until you commit suicide or alt-f4 then duel in the arena where you're meant to.I will continue to be petty and ruining their fun
>>486724496oh they do.Not colloseum. Just regular invasions. I use a basic carian knight build and my skill is average.
>>486725302>Noooo Games can only pander to ME
>>486725351For +17 I wouldn't go higher than 90. The vast majority of my activity is pre-leyndell because most pve-ers are using guides and max their weapon before they even reach mountaintops.
phase 2 however is cancer, leda died. I have greatcrest magic crest and fire+2, going to be a long runat least I can dodge the new carian whatever ash move its similar to the mausoleum guys move but magic
Man you can get really bloody if you go a long time without visiting a site of grace
>>486725084Who would say no to Miquella even without all that?
>>486725351that sounds ridiculous
>>486725407you haven't proven me wrong, you don't actually enjoy the game if you prefer to not engage with ita normal person who doesn't want grace duelists would simply leave and invade someone else, but you are a very special person
>>486725424>magicyou didnt beat me in pvp
>>486725397Miyzaki wouldn't do that. Trust me I know his son Goro personally.
>>486725165cant take my own photo right now, this is the best google images could give me, but at the feet of this statue lies the truth so easily; Godwyn has Toes
>>486725128just falx, or ironjar with it? just curious, im trying to think about how to counter it now. honestly this was my first time running into it so i didn't know what to do, but i have a smithscript shield so i figure next time i could at least just play passive and spam that shield at him, idk. can you jump over it or something?
>>486725620I will continue to ruin your fun. And enjoy knowing it makes you upset.
>>486725302Holy shit you ARE the same guy. It's been a month bro. Calm downhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/482595115/#482613543
>>486725642i want my 8ft tall autistic redhead god witch wife to carry me to our bedchambers for hours of bedbreaking new demigod creation
>>486725560indeedI tried a blood massacre run once, then got to Raya where its usually raining so disappoint.
I heard this got somehow buffed in the DLC patch, can anyone confirm? Is its performance very different now?
>grace duelists le badummmm just like kill them lmfao
>>486725620Yeah lots of people are selfish, low attention span retards who would rather just let grace duelists do their thing. This anon is based beyond belief for shitting in their cornflakes. >>486725407>>486721532>>486723652BASEDASED
>>486723652honestly i think of it as a public service. the more invaders that turn ganker's worlds into dead ones where they have no fun, the less likely it is for gankers to keep doing that obviously exploitative shit. if they keep doing it well, they can keep getting their fun ruined and their time wasted. every invader should do it in those situations. better than rushing into yet another meatgrinder where they'll just t-bag you again, right? i mean if those are my choices, i know which one i'm picking, that's for sure.
>>486725715projecting, how pitiful
>>486724828I'm not the anon you were originally criticizing, I am merely pointing out that you do the exact same thing. Way too many of you do it here on 4chan that it makes it easy to spot Redditers.
>>486725680We know now that it isn't godwyn sorry the dlc ignored any connection they had. It was all headcanon besides him wanting his body dead. Let it go. It's probably some random fucker, marika, or messmer or some shit.
>>486725821How about you address the problem instead of ignoring it like a fucking child?I’m very much of the opinion that fiction today makes people *dumber*, and a “yeah right buddy” refusal to see it is a big part of that problem.
>>486725878it swing animation goes farther now
>>486725407>>486721532>>486723652Keep up the good work anon. Cleanse online of grace duelist fags
are redmane castle doors supposed to be non-functional?
>>486725926That's giving them what they want. The only winning move is to ruin their fun.
>>486726128they're non-functionable until you kill Radahn
>>486725926>haha just ummm just fight the guy with uh 30% extra health and uh twice the flasks heh just like err uhh just kill the passive guy that has a million more health than you and is probably higher level than you too!you've never actually fought a pro lone host before through 14 flasks, and it shows.
>>486725498Mouthbreather.>>486725614Yeah, that's why it works.
>>486726003I never said I disagreed with you. I just pointed out that you shouldn't get so upset over it you're saying the same thing a month later.
>>486721532based. I don't invade but being summoned by these fags is annoying.
>>486726128yeah the castle stewards quit their jobsthey said the pay was rotten
>>486725302>Oh noes! My special clubKill yourself faggot, I started with dark souls 1. Videogames aren't any more of a special club than the internet is or that outside is, you're trying to feel special for basic human things is just because you don't have anything to be proud of if you can't make up fake lines to seperate yourself from other people
>>486726128closed for the music festivalif you mean the front gate it never opens
>>486725680That is Radahn.
>>486725712No Ironjar just Falx. The first guy hit him with a pointblank sleep shotgun and must've assumed that the sleep would've been guaranteed because he ate most of the ash of war and died.Second one came from the side and slept me in 1 shot and then went to use Thiolliers weapon on me as the host used the ash of war and did 2k damage instantly.
>>486726317>get summoned>realize it's a grace duelist at best or a gank at worst>leave some excrement on the ground and sever
>>486726128Yes.There are two 'versions' of Redmane. It's open when you come there before or after the Festival and full of enemies. But once the Festival has been triggered the area's enemies despawn and all the doors close, forcing you down the direct path to Radahn.Once you beat Radahn and exhaust Jerren's dialogue, you can reload to get the open version again. The doors all close because they contain loot (including the fire whetblade) and they didn't want you to just be able to grab all that for free when the enemies aren't there.
Explain to me an advantage of being a grace duelist that doesn't boil down to >I want to have an unfair advantage over my opponent
>>486725680That's ranni
>>486724379Fair enough. I did say it was a schizo theory. I just rather assume the best of anons and think there's only one insane faggot here. Not several.>>486724405You don't know what reddit spacing is, and you're clearly a newfag. Good job.
>>486726020Okay, that's what the patchnotes say, but does it actually perform better?
>>486725680that's st trina, she has the same flower in her hair
>>486726464Wanting there to be stakes in that there's a reward for each person for winningI agree with you but like just like this is technically a reason
>>486726464They avoid the arena and so they avoid playing against skilled players who want to duel.
>>486726464you literally just explained it yourself?
>>486726472So that's how Ranni got Torrent and Spirit Bell... It must be...
>>486726257you are just bad and you have to accept it, I have zero issue killing grace duelists and almost every single one I encounter looking for a 1v1 dont flask
>>486726491I know what Reddit spacing is.You're just a pleb who doesn't know the difference between a sentence and a paragraph.Get it now.
>>486726263Not getting upset about something is also a big part of the problem. People today would rather move on to “this month’s new and entertaining issue” as though they go away after a month. They don’t, and rarely do they ever. You’re treating issues like a show for your own entertainment. You’re embodying American politics, right now.- “I know the forest is on fire, but we’ve been talking about it for weeks, let’s move on to something else” - “Okay, but the forest is still on fire, and the retarded climate activists that started it are still at large”- “but that’s boooring”A very fucking dangerous and childish mentality to have, that says a lot about a person’s care for the world. “I don’t care, I’ll be dead by then” is another.
>>486725351I had a 100 +17 invader.It was just an endless Fire Giant fogwalls, biggest regret of my life.
>>486726707Reddit moment
>>486726628true, invaders lack the skill to make it in the arena
>>486723449>more better at the game then
ATTENTION LOREFAGS Melina is the gloam eyed queenMelina is ranniMelina is marikaMarika is ranniMarika is the gloam eyed queenRanni is the gloam eyed queenThe player tarnished is one of marikas kidsThe player tarnished is godwyns soul reincarnated into a dead body that's why he couldn't be given true death both halves are aliveRanni's body is alive too it only properly dies when Marika dies as they are the sameGodwyn was MarikaTherefore godwyn is the gloam eyed queenTherefore godwyn is ranniThe player tarnished is MarikaThe player tarnished is ranniThe player tarnished is MelinaThe player tarnished is the gloam eyed queenThe reason we don't see the gloam eyed queen ingame because we contain her within ourselves. The entire lore of elden ring is a broken schizophrenic god who's multiple personalities are fighting itself. This is the reason the greater will abandoned all. It saw everything going on and didn't want to deal with it.
ranni was made for big type b cocks
>>486726709>>486726263>when you mention the vaccine apartheid and mass coercive experimentation and they immediately say something like "CURRENT YEAR" to try and deflectNPC shit.
barrier of gold acquired, time to delete this duel wielding spammer
>>486726681it's too late anon you already revealed yourself. many such cases. you've never fought a bonfire duelist in your life.
>tfw can't stop thrusting into the formless mother
>>486725680That's the player tarnished before they were banished alongside godfrey. That's why miquella wanted you to step aside you were friends before even if you don't remember
>>486660992>y'know, after grinding some levels so I could stop wasting Larval Tears to try new builds, I feel like the skill requirements are high enough that they detract from the game. It's fucking awesome swinging a big sword in one hand while casting holy spells and buffs from the left hand.>>486661498>What levels anons? I'm ready to have fun now.This is the build I went for to stop having to use larval tears to respec:Vigor 60Mind 40Endurance 60Str 55Dex 55Int 50Faith 50Arcane 50Can use all but the highest level sorceries and incantations, can use all but maybe a handful of colossal weapons, and can achieve high armor and 100+ poise and remain at medium weight if you're willing to sacrifice 1 or 2 talisman slots for the arsenal and/or erdtree's favor talismans.Requires level 341. I spent about 2 hours per night after work doing it because I was too tired to do hard content and it was easy to turn on a movie or something and farm without paying attention. I just did the albinauric farm at Mohgwyn Palace Approach. Testing proved that just running to the top of the hill, firing one Wave of Gold down it, then running back to the grace was more runes per minute than clearing the whole path.Level 341 requires 114,483,902 runes to reach in total from level 1, which would take just under 9 hours of optimal runs with 100% gold-pickled fowl foot uptime, or just over 14 hours of runs with 0% fowl foot uptime, assuming you're not on NG+. If you are, it'll go faster.If you just want to go Strength and Faith, you can deduct like 30 levels of Arcane and Int and maybe 20 of Dex, bringing the level requirement down to 256, which should take less than half as many runes due to the exponentially scaling cost, which means it should take 4-6 hours to reach it.
>>486727006git gud
How would you fix this build?
>invade the normal game>bull goat gankers>duelists>duelists>gankers>duelists>invade seamless co op>its all just normal pveers
>>486727136absolutely seething lol
>>486726921symbols on the bottom, left side
>>486727148Remove scorpion right away jesus christ. Add Two Hand and Spear Talismans or maybe Curved Sword Talisman.
>>486727183I just got 3 pver's in a row.
>>486726352>Radahn will never be cool againI hate this
>gankerslmao
>>486727148>level 200reroll
>>486720029>>486721334>men in elden ring are just sex toys meant to fight wars and give children to the real queensbravo george
Has anyone tried using a going into games machine with elden ring yet? I know like it didn't work that well with dark souls
>>486726921A lack of critical thinking ability is also a very big problem. Not trusting the people heading “science” isn’t not trusting science, it’s not trusting the people behind it.People ruining each others lives over the people who did or did not get the vaccine is literal Nazi tier shit. Neighbours tattle tale’d on their fellows in typical Nazi fashion. The Olympics…
>>486709148Malenia didn't even know Finlay existed. Finlay was just a generic knight. And she died long before Malenia woke up.
>>486726709That's not at all what I'm saying. You act exactly like a liberal or jew putting words into someone's mouth, attempting to ascertain deeper meanings behind simple statements, building a strawman based on your own rage, and trying to tackle it through that person. You're arguing with someone ideologically on your side. Learn to aim your anger at those who actually deserve it. >>486726921Or the "how does it affect you personally?" Thing that's the most used one
>invading at 170>still facing people with less than 1k HPWhere are they putting all there points?This is absurd
>>486727148swap scorpion for godfrey icon, ditch magic speed+ for curved sword and guard counter with the shield + deflect tear and fp zero for kamehameha (probably should have opal though unless you use skibadi upgrades)
>>486727408>you were indicted
>>486723221>runs to a dead end against the AoE deathstickMohgwyn isn't sending their best
>>486727479>You act exactly like a liberal or jew putting words into someone's mouthAnyone who knows better than you will come across this way.The most informed man in the world is declaring war on it.
>>486727439It really is a pretty aesthetic ship though you have to admit
I've never been chainsawed but like I want to, it seems funny, I wanna lime expier3nf either atleast once
How to avoid bayle's massive 2nd phase aoe?
>>486727454you mean like non native VR plugin mods or jumanji? whats a going into games machine?the former has been done and is on youtube. I want to see elden ring in VR but I dont want a facebook headset, or to get into another argument with corpos about how VIRTUAL REALITY should use GLOVES not controllers inb4 thats dumb you're dumb you can't even see the controls with the headset on, friend says push X and its all which fucking button is X ?
>>486726464That's literally itYou have longer wait times and more downtime than arena but you exclusively match with people who are not specced for duels, in an environment of your choosing (lightning in liurnia) where you have unfettered access to double your foe's healing and can even pop a rune arc for a Great Rune buff they can't match. These people get filtered by arena so they go bait reds to feel better about themselves.As an invader I've run into literal hundreds of Grace Duelists. Overwhelming majority of them are shitters barely more threatening than the average summon despitet using cookie-cutter metashit. Frequently they heal once they start losing, and then will start attempting to sprint through open areas and waste your time. They often will rematch you with a rune arc once you beat them once and try to swap armour/weapon/talismans to hard counter your build, then block you after losing a second time. A smaller number of them are actually good and imitating meta shitters doing passive spins and playing in their menus but are still ultimately just trying to punch down to players not prepared to face that because they couldn't cut it in the arena. I run into a lot of these guys camping small rooms with an AoE ash or hiding around corners ready to try and cheese you with something (often mohg's spear, gravity missile etc), then they'll sprint all the way through a legacy dungeon pre-cleared with CE while a macro toggles their regen talisman because they're just out to grief by minor inconvenience.
>>486727754look up chainsaw guide and get to work then soldier, or just install a macro
>>486727479>Learn to aim your anger at those who actually deserve it. Like you? For refusing to see it? Ignorant shitters like yourself deserve to be hated. I had to see a black lady explain to some politician that “men can get pregnant”.Do you think I’m not pissed about the air or state of western education right now?Ignorance is ignorance. I don’t hate that. I hate this “I know better than u” attitude.
>>486727914>>486727665I'mAlsoTransbtw
>>486727758There's like 7 of them you're going to have to be more specific.
>>486727871I wanna BE chainsawed
>>486727479Stop replying to him. He's so easy to fucking pick out.
growing up is realizing everyone who complains about invasions being hard are just bad at the game and dont know how to make a build
>>486728010The one where the sound sort of distorts?
>>486728057growing up is playing purely pve and not being a pvp faggot
>486725997>It's probably some random fucker, marika, or messmer or some shit.It is most definitely not Marika, Messmer was hidden away from everything and forgotten by history so there is no reason to believe it is him, literally the only demigod living near enough to the twins to safely assume they interacted with each other is Godwyn. We are talking about Marika's firstborn, and her twin prodigies. They are THE demigod trio celebrated by the golden order. It couldn't be Radahn either as he grew up in the Carian household and presumably reigned over Caelid. Whatever relations the carian siblings had with the haligtree twins are all presumed to be secretive. There is no implied or logical reason the haligtree would be celebrating any of the carians in statue. You're stupid if you think it is anyone but Godwyn in a statue with obvious tragic motifs. I wrote this while waiting for my food delivery but it is here now so I won't be arguing any further with you as there is no boredom or time to blow off anymore. Byeeeee. Shouts out to my lurkers.
>>486728010the one where it goes "boom"
>>486728104Just get away from him if you can.Also what's your build. So we know what tools to suggest.
>>486726669wtf is with this poorly edited text slapped on
>>486728147woman moment
>>486719935>tfw I kept getting called a retarded shit eater for saying it was real
>>486727439still weird to me that modern feminism's idea of what a woman should be is "a man". like the problem with women is femininity and the way to fix it is to have women be as promiscuous as men and work 80 hours a week like a man and be disagreeable and combative like a man. it's funny in a dark way, like watching that series they did of some survivor show where they had men vs. women and when the women ran things everything fell apart into in-fighting and crying and they literally almost died a couple of times, so the producers had to help them and send in a tranquilized pig (which they turned into a pet instead of eating). it's absurd. it's like a classic "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it" sort of thing.
>>486727665He doesn't know better than me>>486727914No, I see it perfectly, I know what you're talking about and agree with it in large part. However I take steps to actually fight it outside of just screaming here of all places, I make these types feel unwelcomed, I attack and harass them, I make them leave what communities they infest. Irl I get together with likeminded people, try to wake up close friends and relatives with moderate success. There's two reasons these types infest elden ring, the types you mentioned earlier. Imputent rage not put towards actually fighting them, and willingly ignorant cucks ready to bury their heads in the sand to ignore what's clearly the problem, leading to it spreading more and more. Evil thrives when good men do nothing.
>>486727439marika should've ditched radagon years ago and just kept the dick for rennalathe lands between would've been saved
>>486728249Probably like translated, rhe like oroginal text was probably drawn "sporadically" in like to show panic and like to try and convey like the same thing they made the text translation like that
>>486728249The original moon runes were placed like that too.
rellana may be the no skibadi filter. phase 2 is kicking my ass.
>>486728173You're so fucking mad holy shit
>he's upset because women like somethinglollmao
>>486728243power stance greatsword ordovis and banish knights, also scadutree is at 4
So maybe Bayle destroyed two heads of Placidusax before Bayle losing his wings and getting killed?
>>486728454>i sleep with men and bear their children (3 of them actually), how do you not know im a lesbian?i don't get it.
>>486728025its simple you learn how to do it and then fail it to try and bait a retaliation chainsaw
>kill phantom>turn around and look for host>he's already 100 metres away summoning another phantomAll I did was run up the stairs thinking he was up here but he was already across the bridge.
>Nooo real girls can't be part of the community!!!!>Only gays and trannies are allowed!!!
So after co-oping and invading for a bit I think I’ve come to conclusion that the solitude set is the new Radahn/Kevin armor. Yea I know there’s an actual new Radahn armor but all of the Kevins I’ve dealt with have been rocking the set and trying to crutch on the poise to monkey mash their way out of situations only to eat shit. With that being the Kevin armor and the Verdigris obviously being the new bullgoat what do you guys suppose is the new veteran set that all the no fun allowed meta slaves are flocking to?
>yuricucksYikes
>>486728736she's talking about rennala and she is implying that rennala is not some innocent girl and should know what she wants
>>486728605I didn't work my ass off for years warning people away from my hobby only for you to jump into it now, you don't know the effort that I had and so can never be a real fan.
>>486728605You have the Rennala in that same artstyle?I only have the combined pic that isn't as high quality.
>>486720202>view his profile>he's defending radahn nowwtf lol
>>486728647Two of Placis heads are imbedded in his neck.
Any changes I should make?
>yurichadsYeah!
>yurifriendshot
what was Thiollier's problem?
>>486728057People complain about invasions because we've been doing it for 14 years now and can see clearly how the systems devolve from game to game as fromsoft consider to make poor or ill-informed choices.It's not that invasions are 'hard' but that the odds at this point are so deliberately stacked against us that there's no choice but to play specific ways that aren't necessarily as fun as the invasion experience of previous games, but that's only part of a continuum of poor choices that don't respect the time or attention of the people choosing to engage in multiplayer--like being totally unable to filter out boss fog invasions, resulting in over half of loading screens just being an instant matchmaking failure.Fromsoft multiplayer--in all forms--peaked in Dark Souls 2 and has been steadily degrading ever since, with Elden Ring representing the most reprehensible failure to capitalize on potential considering the sheer scale and commercial success of the game.
>>486719935Bros.......
>>486729181why do you have 30 strength
>>486728605men literally never change, you can't have more reasons to enjoy something they like and like it more than they do, you can never fix this about them
>>486728641You have enough strength to just bust out a greatshield.Or a medium and put on a sekiro tear.>>486729190There's only one yuri ship for Malenia.
>>486729279You are a man too.
>>486729190ranni is for type b tarnished only!
>>486728927this is why commas are important, because the way its written makes it sounds like marika is talking about herself. either way, the point still stands. rennala isn't a lesbian.think of it like they were guys instead. if king mark got up with his dick in your face and said "hey you're married and had 3 kids with your wife, you should know how to suck my dick right?" so.... doesn't make sense, get it? or are you just a gooner that's going to die on this headcanon hill you've planted yourself on?
>>486728402you are correct these people are incredibly easy to scare off if you try to it often just takes one lone troll or shitposter to make them feel "unwelcome" and "unsafe" and they'll eventually leaveill use another thread for example /xivg/ a few months ago there was a guy going around spam reporting people for fun, within weeks all of the troons, leftists, and failed men stopped hanging out around eachother and shitting up the thread constantly many left or dedicated much of their time to seething at him
>>486729271because i wanna use hybrid scaling weapons
>>486729181click here
does NOT summoning Leda for rellana cause anything bad?im getting kind of pissed and want to just solo for a bit learn the pattern properly, worked for maliketh you know. I can usually parry him now.>>486729241jello sea
>>486729181Make INT 14 and STR 76
>>486729325Wouldn't rhat make hin qualified to say?
I am, in fact, laughing
Elden Ring?
>>486729383Then you should go Dex instead
When did the lesbians show up? We getting raided by r*ddit again or what?
>>486728647It's not clear if all of Bayle's wounds are from the fight with Placidusax or if he's just steadily become more and more maimed in the intervening time from the endless procession of would-be drake warriors trying to hunt him and failing.I like to imagine that the fight cost Bayle his wings because then it means he was cast from Farum Azula after losing and was trapped in the pit left behind by the shrine floating into the sky.
>>486729634why is it elden what makes it elden
Big katana with occult infusion and bloodflame blade should do well right?
>>486729660why?
>>486729008I know how you feel. It's part of why I hate ds3 so much. While the floodgates burst open for these types in elden ring, the dam was showing its cracks with ds3, no one believed me back then, they called me a schizo for saying that the series was becoming too mainstream and that the exact people many here complain about would infest the next game, you'd get some of the most obnoxious gays/troons, the most braindead hosts possible, legions of coomers, the most toxic metacringers imaginable that would kill any actual interesting builds with their sheer numbers, and annoying youtubers feeding them. I fucking told you all years ago. And now look where we are.
>>486729634it's a fun video game
>>486729795you can't buff occult
What are good sorceries for fighting big enemies and enemies where the bosses are too big for the camera lockon?
>>486729816i was already old when this world was young
sisters is Zullie our hero?
why does Loretta's horse have such a fuckin huge ASS
>>486729806Dexterity has more synergy with Intelligence than strength.
>>486729895Uh? I could swear you could, it doesn’t mess with damage types at all
>>486729349I think you're reading too deep into iti'm also not a gooner i just think this ship is cute and also kind of funny
>>486729691I dont think you have to be a lesbian to like art like that any more than a man would have to be gay to like art of two gaybcharacters
>>486729181>20 dex
>>486729816...Anon I was being purposefully retarded and facetious, you weren't supposed to relate
>>486729951so she can fuck it obviously
>>486729993I wanna use the royal greatsword though
>>486730002you can only buff albino axe halberd and the flowers with grease or spells, occult infusions cannot be buffedrellana is actually pissing me off now, so shes better than malenia in physical combat AND has bs tracking on her magic like loretta. she has far to many dead angles and double pokes shes just fucking annoying.
>>486730218welcome to 4chan
What a shitty thread. DLC increased the amount of freaks by a ton. Makes me miss noxious nox
>>486729327Impossible since my Tarnished is Type A and she's for me.
>>486730125depends on if the gay characters are in a sexual or sexually suggestive situation in the art or not. also don't get me wrong, i'm a straight guy and love seeing two hot chicks going at it, as most do. it's just the "OMG YOU GUIZ HATE IT WHEN WOMEN LIKE SOMETHING WOW LIEK OMG OMG OMG~!" flooding the thread that's odd.
How's the Dark Moon Greatsword in this game? Just got it after completing Ranni's quest. Is it worth it using an ancient somber stone on it?
>>486730643i think its a good weapon
>>486730629>>486730629>>486730629
Weird how both Midra and Bayle behave the same, they chose to deal with pain and destruction.Weird how Igon is behaving like Midra too (suffering).
https://voca.ro/14VMAX33JJuL
>>486730445i hate unfun people like you complaining about fucking everything all the time and contributing nothing.
>>486730218poe's law
>>486730620Because it gets fucking old to be told "No, you can't like the thing that you like. No, you can't like that either. Nope. Nope. Nope. You were born the wrong way, you can't enjoy your own hobbies" so it's a thing of like it can be a defensive topic
>>486730857Sorry chud I didn't read that.
>>486729709Bayle deals with constant pain according to Igon, and is even seeking it.He could almost be defined as a madness dragon.
>>486728057Everyone has their personal reasons for hating invasions. My issue has been the PvP complainers who call for nerfs that affect PvE, and to an extent the PvP experience. They want a balanced game whereas I just want a fun and varied game for replayability. DS1 taught me that PvP fags can ruin PvE. Look at the speed of the greatsword pre AotA. All the greatswords were slowed down because some of the greatswords stunlocked (Gwyn's Greatsword for example). This was only a problem if you had no poise but WHAAGH gotta be nerfed too OP!
>>486730967stab yourself
>>486729709>>486731007Does Bayle practice Dragon Communion eating his spawn?
>>486730643Just hold on to it and don't tell Ranni you're going to use Ordovis Greatsword instead
>>486731109thoughever albeit
>first playthrough use ashes, npc summons, shields, do npc quests, constantly try out new thingsyou don't do this you didn't play the game>second playthrough do solo no shield no buffs no bleed etc runyou don't do this you didn't beat the game.simple as.
>>486729691>ImageWhere's this from?
>>486710268no, wraithfire is the one that looks like deep, dehydrated, piss-filled bowls- an easy mistake to make, for beginners, I'm sure.
>>486730961when did someone tell you that you can't like a thing? also what's the thing you like: being a lesbian? cause i was talking about all of the lesbianposting going on claiming certain female characters are all gay in the game and being mad if anyone said different.
>>486731150Yeah I think he’s enjoying his condition.
>>486731150I think you have to be a non-dragon for it to count as dragon communion, otherwise you are just a dragon doing dragon things (eating one another).
>>486731538Oh I think I got confused and we're talking about like two different posts, sorry
>>486731347>Where's this from?>ABC WorldNewsTonight>NYSE>Citi Women>Citi Celebrates International Women's Day>2020who's to say? good thing 2020 was such a slow and boring year where nothing particularly important happened.
Stop saying Soulsborne. Bloodborne is already a derivate of a Souls games. The genre is just Soulslike. Soulsborne...psh... that's like saying SoulsSouls.
>>486732136*derivative
>>486732136What are some other good SoulsSouls games?
>>486731802fair enough. what posts are you referring to? thread's already over so might as well take a look.
>>486732512For some reason I got mixed uo amd thought you were talking about >>486725302 even though that super obviously wasn't what either of us were talking abou
>>486732136very well they will be called "Eldensouls" or "Soulsrings" and the choice is yours
>When Radagon married Rennala, he ordered the Carian magic preceptors to don these masks. To make it clear that all of their matters were to be kept strictly private.Not yuri/lesbianfag but this kinda imply Rennala "know" about Radagon's secret? And that Radagon change at least in the bedroom?Rennala seems to be more obsessed with Radagon though consider she has his statue in her boss room and no Marika statue in the whole academy.
>>486733334I thought we had all agreed by now that Radagon and Marika are separate entities of the same one origin, entirely the very same way that Miquella and St Trina are two beings
annual reminder that red man bad
>>486711680Ymir being unimpressed sounds like he's literally coping. The guy is nutso and ended up in the underside of the world one way or another. He either ran away or was exiled.There's nothing that really makes him an authority on whether or not the moon shit is actually no big deal.Even if he mentored them both, that doesn't preclude them from surpassing him. He's just a weirdo with a hand fetish that thinks he's the one who has it all figured out just the same as all of the other mages who think the same.
>>486735306>There's nothing that really makes him an authority on whether or not the moon shit is actually no big deal.The Greater Will. Metyr. The Fingers. He is the most informed person in the game.
>>486737436And being crazy means he is likely to draw incorrect conclusions. Being aware of Metyr doesn't amount to much when he's a nutcase that wants to give birth to fingers himself.Wisdom =/= knowledge.
>>486737629In history, the greatest thinkers, the certified ‘wizards’c were all borderline insane people. I can’t express this enough. Madness and genius go together hand in hand like peanut butter and jam.The person who proposed the four elements was also among the first to propose that light travels. He also thought he was a living god, and jumped into a volcano after starting a cult.
>>486738191>The person who proposed the four elements was also among the first to propose that light travels>He also thought he was a living god, and jumped into a volcano after starting a cult.Why were Greeks like this
>>486738494They thought too much.
>>486711104you haven't considered all the shitter scrubs that gave up and quit
