Radahn consented edition >Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergYOU DIED: >>487118193
https://files.catbox.moe/lw1kjm.mp4
Invading in seamless makes me completely confused over why the fuck can't invader use all rune arcsLet everyone use rune arcsPhantoms tooThis is the only way to make rune arcs actually valuable
Cute and Canon
yeah you're straight
1600 hours later and this is the first time i encountered this thing here
>>487148159Where is that?
>>487148119Can you not use rune arcs in seamless?
>>487148321stormhill by the trolls
>>487148119you literally can
>Serosh was a Regent>Serosh was constantly upon Godfrey's back>Hoarah was a Warrior>Hoarah was constantly fighting>Hoarah only knew how to fight>it would look bad for Marika to constantly whisper him Lord details like "amendments" and "impeachment">tfw Serosh and Hoarah being fused let them have a mental connection as implied with Serosh tempering his rage>tfw Serosh had the task of both giving him tooltips on how to act like a Lord during councils>tfw Serosh was the reason that Lord BrimbleDimble of Liurnia wasn't shanked by Hoarah "what the fuck's a supeana?" Loux during his tax monologue
>>487148387>>487148549I'm talking about vanilla. This is exactly why seamless feels such a huge net positive, especially on higher levels. People are a bit tankier across the board so encounters last a bit longer, and you don't die to a stray bullet too.
>I will never be a Greek aristocrat
>>487148159Night time bosses are dumb but maybe that's the only reason to justify having day night mechanic in the game at all
>>487148787keeps things fresh at least yea
>>487148606The very fact Hoarah is a walking human nuke with a spirit pet constantly begging him to chill out never stops being funny. One of the best things about the character.
i miss the days when we still thought miquella was an innocent victim of mohg the gay groomer pedo who somehow thought it was possible to impregnate a boy.
>>487149051Yeah we get it you want to fuck kids
I just got Radahn to 5% health and then got killed by his instakill meteor move. I don't know how do dodge that. It's too fast for me to understand what's going on unlike the original meteor.
>half the bosses don't unlock anything in the Enia equipment shopThe fuck? Nothing at all from Midra, Romina, Putrescent and Miquella himself ( yeah I know about the circlet but I wanted the dress with his hair in order to become the Agassi of the lands between)
how do i get these sorts of invasions like chase does where you can just push L2 with zamor ice storm and everyone just stands in it while they get hit like 4 times in a row?
>>487149375whos enia
>>487149375The first 3 of those don't wear clothes.
>>487149490midra's cloth is too risque...
>>487149473Isn't it obvious from the context?
>>487149331Move to side of the arenaSpecifically the left if you're facing the entrance
>>487148951>the theories that miq was actually a hypno phone app evil ntr shota based on his bewitching branch item turned out to be his entire personalitytake me back
>>487149667Like towards the walls?
>>487149829YesPretty sure if you get hit it there it won't be for the full healthbar.
>>487148143What an ugly ass.No child of Marika would have such nasty misshapen ass.Our sweet Miquella has shapely little butt, not this monstrosity.
>jewny installed the last version automatically without letting me knowI fucking hate modern gayming so much.
>>487149919Is this how you are actually supposed to dodge that, or is that some bizarre workaround?
>>487149490This game has a fucking mushroom suit and Midra wears about the same amount of clothing as Goldmask
why do people call miquella a shota? hes fucking 5’7” at the shortest
Should I feel bad for Midra?
>>487150129He seems Malenia height in his fight.
>>487150031I don't know anon. I didn't dodge it. I just fled to the left since he seemed to be going towards the center and then I got hit for about half my health and I chugged through it.
>>487148951>>487149683Mohg was possibly a woman meaning the cuntboy consort radahn memes may be true too
>>487150129he mindfucked everyone to believe he is a shotasimple and lore accurate
>>487149459There's a reason why he only shows the literal retards. Just invade over and over again while probably blocking every actual ganker.I even get those invasions sometimes instead of generic duelist fags. Just by invading overand over again.Take this old invasion I had. I did nothing and these guys couldn't even survive a minute of this dungeon. If I had actually used skills I have no doubt they would've just sat directly in everything I did.
>>487150129Because shotas are small for their own race. A human shota wouldn't be 5'7, but demigods who are on average 7ft+ a shota would be 5'7>>487150232In the fight he ascended to godhood and became an adult. Also he mogs malenia's God body height wise. He could curl around her like a snake.
Is it possible to sneak past Rellana? (like the path around stormveil) Or is she a hard gatekeep? I'm just here at level 50 to pick up Heal From Afar.
If you want to think about elden ring's story more, here's a video talking about the philosophy of the game https://youtu.be/zd0TtCgpHfA
>>48715072Yeh
>>487150725She's not required even a little bit
>>487150335>Mohg was possibly a womanhe slays as a big black queenhe is one sexy motherfuckerno homo(who am I kidding, I'm full homo for mohg)
>>487150992nice
>>487150774stop posting your shitty video you homosexual
>>487149459Like the other anon said, invade enough and you'll run into people who are so retarded that you'll be amazed they even have the hand-eye coordination required to use a controller.
>>487150653It's really sad that this is the end of elden ring. I don't want it to end I didn't want dark souls to end either I'm going to fucking cry
>>487150725You can get to get to the rest of Scadu Altus without ever fighting herI know because I accidentally did that
>>487151080Are they done making DLCs?
>>487150407my issue is that it feels like it's a lie (because it basically is). makes it looks like he wins most if not every invasion he's in. then i watch someone like peeve or saintriot and i can actually see the full invasions because they stream for a living, i can see the bullshit invasions and how unfair they can get. but it also means when they can win the invasion it is way more exciting and interesting. i know that it's real, i know that it's insanely difficult, so i know that if they can actually pull out a win it's legitimately impressive. that's what i want to watch. the problem with watching chase is that it gives you a false impression that most invasions are easy to win, but then you actually try invading for yourself and you get fucked to death by a pro gank squad chasing you down and none of your tricks seem to be able to hit them. you pull out the zamor ice storm and they know what it is just by visual inspection, and they keep their distance, and simply roll away if you pop it, then punish you for it.just feels like chase is lying to people, that's what bothers me about it. i tried watching his stuff but it really started to irk me after awhile, really wore me down. i won't be watching anymore. would really love to see him do an 8 hour livestream of unedited invasions though just to see how good he actually is compared to other tryhards.
>>487151151Yeah. Sote is a fusion of two dlcs they'd planned and they said they weren't making another
good morning erg!!
We aren't getting another patch
>>487149490Midras rag should’ve been a chest peice. A useless one no one would ever use, but it should still exist. We should’ve also gotten his head, giving a sizeable boost to Frenzy incants (at least 10%) but constantly slowly building up madness on player. Rominia could’ve given us a cute butterfly outfit. DaS2 had one. Give it permenant cat talisman effect, pointless as that would be.
>>487151071that's fine. the problem is that every chase invasion in his yt vids is what you described. in reality they're like what, 10% of the invasions maybe? i haven't specifically counted but i feel like at LEAST half of my invasions at RL150 are against tryhard metaslaves abusing the fuck out of host advantages. basically exploiting. it's a lot. open world in particular is extremely egregious for exploiting ganks.
>>487151361hello there, cutie
Is there an overview of all the spells/incantations invented by each demigod and what their attribute requirements are for casting? I want to have it right in front of me who's a megamind and who's a brainlet.
>get summoned at the top of Leyndell>host is obviously new, fat rolling and adventuring>kill lion misbogtten, erdtree avatar, ulceratred tree spirit, crucible knight, black lion, gargoyle, two invaders and Gold Ghost Godfrey>drop him a boiled crabgl lil buddy
>>487121030>>487035136
>Righteous Tarnished. Become our new Lord. A lord not for Gods, but for MenRannifags utterly BTFO
>>487151225It is a lie. Even his forced happiness bullshit he has.
>>487149459You literally have to block and sever out of all the solo tauntcels, the Limpgrave and Liurnia ganks and the boss fog ganks
>>487151626i dont know
>>487151717The only endings that actually do away with gods he's refering to(marika and the demigods) and the order they made are the age of fracture since its a wildcard ending and you can do whatever, and ranni's as it allows man to do whatever without a god there telling them what to do like with marika.
Throwing gigantic pots sure is fun.
ranni sucks
>>487152059Only if you ask politely
>>487152059my penis
>>487151361So her mom fucked Rykard after his snakening, right?
>>487152057WHOOP THERE IT IS!
>>487152059We know.
>>487151080Same, like my one consolation is that the world is interesting enough that I think people will witee and draw things of it for a long time
>>487151875i just go ranged stealth in those scenarios. my main goal isn't even to kill them, just to harass and annoy them from a safe distance. i've heard good things about igon's greatbow and being able to one-shot headshot people though, so i really gotta look into trying that out eventually.
>>487151461>at RL150Most gankers usually congregate around 125-150. Make a sub-meta level build if you want to avoid the vast majority of them. Also start invading in Seamless because it's just far-and-away better than vanilla.
are there any faith weapons at all to find early game?have only found spells by the roundtable monk and the dragon island
>>487149459Play on console.
>>487152057Shut up Moore, go be sad forever.
>>487152226You do you man but not everybody has hours to waste >Igon's bowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/badredman/comments/1dvcwu7/looks_like_sniping_is_on_the_menu_people/Seems like it's gonna be really hard to land specially since you shout and that will alert them + pc latency
Why does Elden Ring's theme of continuing on even with a flawed order over the annihilationist Frenzied Flame ending conflict with Dark Souls' of abandoning a useless and ever-dwindling order of fire linking and accepting the coming age of dark?
>>487152276>seamless>far betterlmfao this is starting to get fucking tired.
How does this make you feel?
>euphoria is complete dogshitWhat the fuck is wrong with from, seriously?
are the skeleton militaman ashes worth upgrading? I was thinking about doing a necromancer style playthrough with the grave reaper.
>>487152470Feels like I don't want a boss fight with a thousand basilisks everywhere
i love how there are all of these new "hefty" pots and the one for STR chads is just like "rocks. just a fucking bunch of rocks. just... just throw the rocks at them, anon. have you tried hitting them... with a rock?"
>>487152298Cipher Pata.You can also get Sacred Blade very early and put it on literally any weapon.
>>487152442But both games let you choose between endings.
>>487152469Explain why it isn't.
>>487152657Humanity became the apex species the literal second we figured out how to throw rocks. Glintstone is just throwing rocks but with space magic. We must return to the rock.
>>487151997No, all Order endings are endings where you are a Lord of menThere's no fingers or demigods
>>487152276how is it better? the whole point of seamless is to turn invasions off and do like, 4 person co-op, isn't it?
>>487152470Didn't expect retcon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9zl6mBpwc
>>487152738Frenzied Flame is clearly portrayed as a "bad" ending, while End of Fire is portrayed as a good ending in DaS3 where the world will be reborn after the dark through far off twinkling fires dancing in the dark.
I don't know why people act like it's set in stone and confirmed that it's pronounced "shaudootree" there's absolutely nothing that says that, and there's absolutly nothing that says "scadu" comes from old english for shadow. I'm convinced people just don't like how "skadootree" sounds so they'll come up with any reason to not say that. When I was playing the DLC blind I tried to figure out how to pronounce "scadutree" by trying to figure out where "scadu" came from and what I found is it might come from Italian "scaduto" meaning expired or out of date which fits just as well as it simply meaning "shadow" which to me sounds way too on the nose.
Coop on the putrescent knight is a pain in the assLose the aggro for a second and he's on the other side of the arena obliterating the host
>>487152441that's fine. i just like that 1-shots are possible, especially if they ever go afk, or on your first shot when they don't know you're there yet. even just doing big damage that is good enough to require being respected (at least eating up 1 flask) is good enough for me. the problem is if you shoot them with something that does like 200-300 damage no one will give a fuck.
>>487152657The rock materials for those pots are also throwable like knives.Too bad they're a pain in the ass to farm in large amounts.Though there's also the fire pots, I think it's easier to get the Pyreflies to craft those.
>>487152817>the whole point of seamless is to turn invasions offNo, that's not the whole point of seamless you retarded nigger. The point of seamless is to make the coop experience, you know, seamless. ER's coop using the traditional dark souls coop system where you can only summon in certain areas and limiting the use of torrent sucks with the open world. It's also extremely annoying to resummon after bosses in ER. Fixing the awkward summoning system is the whole point. Adding completely OPTIONAL invasions to seamless is fucking great and gives even more reason to never touch the normal online when playing with friends.
>>487152553>worth upgradingif you're just playing single player you can make literally anything work, anon.
>>487152976I'd rather have that happen then what usually happens for me when I coop for that fight which is that the host dies to the boss before I even finsih falling into the pit
>>487152972People don't like that scadutree sounds similar to scat, but what they don't realize is it's actually a tribute to Miyazaki's favorite musical artist, Scatman John: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>487152553Skele ashes carried me until twin gargoyles I think, which is farther then they should've. You just got to remember to draw aggro when they go down so they don't get hit in their resurrection phase and die for reals.
>>487152615He would use a colossal axe like Godfrey, but themed around the death knight lightning stuff.
>>487153135>Too bad they're a pain in the ass to farm in large amounts.i just spend an afternoon vaping weed and collecting whatever materials i need for anything, then i make a backup save once i have a decent enough amount for let's say at least an hours worth of invasions. then i just reload that shit and boom i have all of my materials back to full. just have to do it once. it's not that bad in this scenario. not like im throwing hefty pots at bosses or something.
>>487153135>Too bad they're a pain in the ass to farm in large amounts.
>>487153202Only superman players can beat Radahn with deficient builds. There is clearly a tier list of effective ashes, equipment, builds, etc.
>>487151997>>487152815You're both wrong and retarded. Marika is alive and gets better in each ending where she doesn't die. You put her head back on and the state of her body is tied with that of the elden ring, we see this in the opening when her body starts to crack immediately after she shatters the ring. The only actual ending where you serve man is the perfected order ending, goldmasks. Marika is returned and in charge in every single other ending. But for that one, marika is cut out of the equation, it solves the problem of demigods and allows for the golden order and thus man to flourish without the need for her. Every other ending, BUT that one relies on marika. Goldmask is the only answer. The best part? Since she's not needed she can be discarded or properly killed and you'd be free to marry whomever you want.
>>487152882>Frenzied Flame is clearly portrayed as a "bad" endingSays you.
>>487152976Coop for PK is bad but manageable. Coop on Gaius goes like this:>Enter fog door>Watch as host gets run over by Gaius>Returning home
>>487152815Ah I see you just wanted to baitpost rannifags and get an argument going out of boredom. Keep at it but I'm not a rannifag myself, infact I think every ending but the age of fracture is a bad ending.
>>487153506Um, in the Ranni ending she literally dissolves Marika
>>487148951I miss back when everyone wasn't horrendously incompetent. Malenia's first and only job was to kill Radahn and she left it half done. Never returned or sent men to the Radahn festival to double tap a dying man, preventing her brother's plan from working. Even Morgott beat Radahn. Miquella practically owned the Lands Between with almost everyone a shell of their former selves and armies ruined. He had both the Hagitree armies and Mohg's boys. He still found a way to fuck up.
>>487152976>>487153646I sever out of every PK summon. Watching hosts with 800hp get deleted over and over before i finish falling in to the boss room is extremely tiresome.
>>487150774Idk why people keep saying they were always the same when Marika quite explicitly stated there was a point when Radagon had yet to become her.
>>487153716>in every ending where she doesn't dieRannifags are illiterate
>>487152470People really wanted the blonde boys to fuck, didn't they
>>487152817You'd think, but without a hint of exaggeration I get invasions instantly almost every single time I use the item, compared to vanilla where you're sitting there with your thumb up your ass waiting or doing autistic menuing shit constantly using the bloody and recusant fingers. Spawns are also generally better, way less instances of spawning a hundred feet below the host's elevation like what would happen all the fucking time around Mt Gelmir. EAC is disabled so the latency and performance issues that introduces are eliminated. You'd think the anti-cheat being disabled would embolden cheaters to start doing malicious shit but webm related is the only blatant CE user I've encountered and he didn't even really do anything. I'm telling you now, if you like invasions and play on PC you're doing yourself a disservice by not installing this mod. Cue the contrarians accusing me of being a shill and that the miserable vanilla experience is better somehow.
>>487152148No. Rya and all the other man-serpents are all the children of Rykard and Eiglay the world devouring serpent. Their kind was born out of their merging into each other. The amnion that Rya herself was born in is stored at the alter to the church of Eiglay. Anyone who believes Rya's mother was anyone other than the big serpent is being confused by the red herrings that are Rya's amulet and the totally irrelevant Daedicar's woe.
>>487153847They're not illiterate they intentionally say retarded things to gurantee (you)s because they're sissies who get off on being made fun of by real men.
>>487151709Yeah. Still, I'm doing with that weapon better than I was before.
>>487153885*Blond. It just would have been a more interesting and surprising reveal while Radahn's revival *feels* like an asspull even though it very much was not.
>>487153924>the actual lore we're given is a red herring my headcanon is the truth!
>>487153810Yeah, and the minor Erdtree incantation spells this out again, kindness of gold(Marika), without Order(Radagon). Radagon is clearly later, and he probably something to do with the elden beast, which we now know came after Metyr, and was less involved with Marika and the origins of the erdtree
wait ranni is still causing seethe in elden ring discussions?I thought excluding her from the DLC would finally let people make peace with the fact she is the best ending
>>487153893I wish I had recorded that one cheater that wrote "NIGGER" in the air and exploded me
>>487154207It wouldn't be surprising at all you don't need to lie. Everyone literally everyone thought it would've been godwyn. That's why people "expectations subverted" meme things. It's just a better more sensible boss than radahn
My supreme autism compelled me to make an Arthas cosplay that went from righteous GO upholder to deranged frenzied madman, which DLC weapon is the most unholy abomination ever created?I was using Blasphemous but I wanted to switch things up.
>>487153847Maybe they just read the rest of your post which makes several absolute statements about other endings.>Marika is returned and in charge in every single other ending.>Every other ending, BUT that one relies on marika. Goldmask is the only answer.
>>487154492helphen's steeple for that frostmourne flavor
>mfw if there's ever a Godwyn DLC there's some twist about how Ranni stopped a tyrant or how he volunteered and cooperated with Ranni to get stabbed
>>487153810>>487154313We're also given hints he's a descendant of giants and that he was anti-golden order at some point before becoming it's fiercest zealot and champion. Yet people ignore or try to explain away item descriptions we're given that more explicitly say these things in the original language of japanese because it doesn't fit their headcanons
Only normal, healthy family in Elden Ring.Prove me wrong!
>>487154313The timeline is convoluted. Radagon must have existed by the time Messmer was born, which was pretty early.
I didn't expect Godwyn nor Radahn. I expected only Miquella.
>>487154535It's true. Her body is directly tied with the elden ring. With the elden ring fixed she will be as well. The only endings where she's shown to die her body crumbles yet it doesn't crumble in the other endings, meaning she's still alive qnd will be restored. Goldmask makes sure that once restored she's usless and can be discarded or killed
I didn't expect a final boss so I was not disappointed. Discuss.
>>487153432Sure, but some pots are really easy to get materials for the regular way.
>>487153190yeah but why would any normie using it turn on invasions? seems like if they're sophisticated enough to download and install a mod they are probably just gonna gank your ass. i don't see how seamless would be better when it's literally just more tools for gankers to put the odds even more in their favor?
>>487154587As someone who hates ranni with a passion this is the reason I'm fine with radahn as consort because you'd get dozens of posts saying "RANNI TRIED TO SAVE GODWYN FROM MIQUELLA" if miquella was kept as a hypnorapist and things were just swapped. It would white wash her biggest crime and rannifags would be just as vindicated as the annoying marikafags are with the hornsent shit
>>487153495radahn is the last boss, of the DLC, anon. i think you'll be fine. if you can't beat radahn with spirit summons then idk what to tell you tbhwy, just cheese that single last boss of the game if it's that big of a deal to you. that shouldn't stop you from having a fun time playing what you want. there's an entire fucking game before radahn.
>>487154587you dont have to worry about that anon.It has been allready confirmed that this is the one and only dlc for elden ring
greater will = miyazakimetyr = 4chan and reddit making lore theoriestwo fingers = vaatividya
>>487154576I wanted to do the DLC with something from it, atm I only know of putrescent cleaver and the scaduflower bonk that could fit the bill. I haven't tried the steeple though so i'll give it a spin too, thanks fren
>>487155043You sound like an extremely bitter faggot
>Inappropriate activity detectedfuckin hell i thought they fixed this shit already... gonna be the third time i verify these dumb files at this point
What i'm getting out of seamless invasions is that the vanilla matchmaking system is absolute dogshit. Seamless has a visibly smaller playerbase and i'm sometimes invading the same people several times within a session, but it ALWAYS finds a new target for invasions. Vanilla has a fuck huge playerbase, but it struggles to find anything, and TT faggots shift the invasion pool into their favour too much.
>>487153745>preventing her brother's plan from working.>He still found a way to fuck up.from what i've heard, basically all of miquella's plans are destined to fail, that's his curse. so all of that actually makes sense. "he had all of these advantages, but he still failed!"
>>487155219I did beat Radahn. But did need to change my strategy that worked for every other boss. Radahn is will not work with deficient strategies, unless the player is challenge runner tier skilled.
Marika didn't bar the erdtree radagon or elden beast didMelina was given purpose by her mother to burn the erdtree. It makes no sense if she was given that purpose if marika had control of anyone getting inWe also know that even before she married radagon she sent out godfrey and the tarnished to go out, get stronger, die, and she'd resurrect them so they can come back to the lands between, wage war and stand before her and the elden ringShe also tasked hewg to make a weapon capable of slaying a godEven before she shattered the elden ring she wanted the elden beast dead.
>>487151225Chase was always a fraud. Fought him in DS3 and he just blocks anyone remotely decent or better than him at the game. He always avoided meta on DS3 as well, never saw him go above SL 90.
>>487154747>Radagon must have existed by the time messmer was bornWhy?
>>487154048this looks like some deviantart shit made by a gay teenager.
>>487155509Blame normie retards for being dogshit and turbo sweat invaders for min maxing the fun out of the game for that one.
>>487154587why did you even expect a godwyn dlc. his entire purpose on the story is to show that he is actually dead actually dead his soul was destroyed he dead dead
Why are we not allowed to collect in DLC all the parts that Miquella have abandoned? And why we can't create Frankenstein Miquella from them? with St Trina as the soul of Frankenquella?Final fight: Radahn mounted by Miquella and Tarnished mounted by Frankenquella. And we could get another canon ending - St Trina Ending. The Age of Sleepovers. Miyazaki, you damn fool.
>>487155712Because Messmer has red hair and was born of Marika
>>487155687But DS3 didn't have the steam blocking thing ER has, though I agree with him being a cunt.
>>487155765His body still lives though. So it could be some super spooky body horror boss
>>487155634of all the people in this game i don't get why marika gets all the pr0n
>>487153698You are wrong and retarded, all Order endings have no demigods or gods>>487153506Marika is dead
>>487154267Please point out the sources for your supposedly correct lore, I will even show you how easy it is:The Serpent's Amnion (found at the temple to the god-devouring serpent Eiglay) description:>Amnion from the mother's womb which cradled the poor unwanted offspring of a repellant birthing ritual.Note the mention of a birthing ritual.Rya's dialogue when you give her the Amnion:>I remember this scent, distinctly. Funny, isn't it.>I am certain of it. I was born inside this.>It's a part of my birth mother.Lastly, a description of the source of the man-serpents:>It is said that long ago, the elder serpent that dwelled on Mt. Gelmir devoured a demigod, and the birth of the man-serpents followed.This refers to Rykard feeding himself to the serpent.Now please, do explain to me how my "headcanon" holds up to yours as per in-game evidence, and failing this I will immediately begin cursing you and your family and your family's progeny for three or four generations.
>>487153893is that separation mist item part of the mod or some CE shit?
>>487155994>marika gets all the pornGo to rule 34 right now. Ranni has the most pages of porn for her, melina is second, marika is third.
>>487155043>As someone who hates ranni with a passionbad doggie!bad!!
>>487156032Forgot to mention the last bit is found on the Man-Serpent Spirit Ashes.
>>487155857Not sure about steam, but you could block people on PlayStation. Pretty sure you can go to recent players on steam and block for DS3 on PC.
>>487156032Ive always wondered why lorefags can't accept their headcanon is what it is, headcanon.
>>487155803its most likely he is an offshoot of Marika like Melina is, a part of her that she shed for some purpose. Messmer being Marika's hate and Melina her kindness>>487155770It wouldve been cool if we could collect all the parts and get an ending in which we see Miquella see reason and we help him destroy the gate of divinity...alas...
>>487156058It's part of the seamless coop mod. It uses different items for "online"
>>487156092>Marika is third despite hardly being in the game with no spoken dialogue and unconscious Mommy is just that strong
>>487156270Again, that doesn't explain the butterflies which radagon's kids with marika have but marikas kids with godfrey dont
>hurr you're actually attacking to level up an invisible bar that does some kind of thing and your real damage is mediocreyeah, im thinking thats about it for my short stint with arcane builds. been absolutely loving dex tho, think im gonna go dex/fth mainly.
>>487156092>go to rule 34>onde of the first pics is a type a tarnished cucking miquella with radahnso fucking... based...
>>487155409Ah so that's what I need to do for that, verify the integrity of files, thanks ya old fart.
>>487155756>turbo sweat invaders for min maxing the fun out of the game for that oneblame the lack of enemies worth a damn (or just any at all) in the game (especially in the open world) and the lack of any downscaling on phantoms that are hundreds of levels more powerful than the invader and no friendly fire and the host having a rune arc and twice as many flasks and blues replacing the OL phantoms even if the invader kills them which gives the host the opportunity to run back to the bonfire and summon his friends who are hundreds of levels more powerful than the invaderfor that. :^)
>>487155756It has nothing to do with any of this. It's purely on fromsoft's retarded netcode.
I would've preferred Miquella trying to make a new body than porting Radahn. Hell, I would've preferred the lack of grace protection and unalloyed gold causing Radahn's Mohg body to be hijacked by Formless Mother. That would've been the twist where all Mohg foresaw about the Mohgwyn Dynasty being inevitable but nothing like he would've wanted or expected.
>>487148606>>487148921Marika FUCKED the lion out of Hoarah.
>>487151225>my issue is that it feels like it's a lie (because it basically is)If you're making edited content you're never going to add the 5 hours of having to deal with limgrave afkers
>>487156428She still has dialog, we get the dialog from melina. Marika is the main character of elden ring, the central figure to the lore that everything branches out from or leads back into. She, behind ranni, through descriptions and melinas dialog and now the dlc is also the second most fleshed out character bar ranni. There's a good reason she has so much porn. She houses the title of the game within her, and she's the single most important character to the lore.
>>487156428>Mommy is just that strongTranny mommy corrupting straight men. Not cool.
>>487156743>radagon was never part of marika>she begs for radagon and elden beast to be killed so she doesn't have to be a troon>she gets her way in every single endingThe ending of the game is saving a woman from being a tranny and the ending of the dlc is killing two gay men.
>>487156736I agree with what you are saying but do you really think coomers care about lore and all that? I think Marika got so popular in the porn scene due to a particular porn model that some dude made that making Schrodinger's Marika.
>>487154965Some of them, yea. It's still easier to spend 5-10 minutes maxing out all crafting mats so you never have to worry about it ever again though.
>>487155994>hot white blonde PAWG fertility goddess mommy with a perfect curvy body and intense dominating confident golden eyes which stare into your soul as she sucks your cock so powerfully that it feels like your life force will be sucked out as well as the cum, which she swallows (obviously)yeah, so weird anon, no idea why that would happen!
>>487148951You only thought that because you're a brainless tard. I knew my man Mohg was innocent from the start.
>>487157105>intense dominating confident golden eyesbut they've always been closed
>>487155994Because she also has a penis.
>>487156489Is this bait? If you can't into ARC bleed builds just uninstall
>>487157113But that makes him much less evil thus cool
the only weapons to get stance skills are straight swords, katanas, great katanas, light greatswords and that's it.What about everything else? no cool stance stuff for everyone else
>>487157262me being bad at the game is an entirely separate issue. the important part is that I actually don't care about status effects!!!!!
>>487157059No actually there's a lot of loreposts posted here using marikaporn to get eyes on it. Most marikaporn posts have either >lore under it>gameplay discussion under end>total hornsent death under it>being coomers>posted to make people complaining about coomers or off model art mad
>>487155687For your viewing pleasure, back in DS3 when Chase used to actually stream his invasions. Just before I quit the game (because I basically did everything and was "done"), I got to invade and kill him and shit on him. I'm LUL.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZDpq8TJhk&t=2680sYou get the livechat and YT comments and everything, he never deleted it. Still one of the feathers in my cap. I was fucking around with the greatsword which I wasn't very good at, but I was an expert with the mace, especially with roll catching. I think you guys will enjoy it especially if you don't like Chase.
>>487157381??? doesn't make sense to me at all because a huge percentage of dex weapons have inherent bleed so you don't have to put a single point into arcane for bleed.
I may not have expected Miqdahn, but I appreciate it and like it.
what's better keen or lightning for your customizable weapons?let's say you're a mtf weeb who works at starbucks and has 60 dex with an uchigatana. What infusion should be used here? lightning or keen? or blood?
>>487157105butbutbut she has a penis
I've completed elden ring a total of 40 times each with a new character. Ask me anything
>>487157653dont worry, you don't have to understand anything. go play with your blocks and your dinosaurs and maybe it'll make sense when you're older.
>>487157842you can imagine whatever fantasy in your own head that you want, anon. we don't judge.
>>487153646I don't coop for Gaius because the whole fight is fucking cancer, but how do the hosts die on the first charge? Are they trying to roll it? I just used a 100 phy shield and called it a day
>>487157864how do you cheese mogh to get to the dlc now that they've fixed the bug of jumping off the map
>>487157105>>487157842>>487157962>marika and human ranni will never spit roast my tarnished with their big empyrean cocksBros...
>>487157864What was your favorite weapon and buildI started over and have been having tons of fine with Lordsword straight sword with square off and a brass shield. Grabbed some faith for black flame.
>>487157842>she has a penisand it's a good thing!
>>487155740Kys
>>487155538>I plan to fuck up>Oh shit I actually succeeded
Why didn't Marika invent any incantations or sorceries? All the other divine shitters in her family tree did it.
>>487156270What is an "offshoot"? You realize Marika can't asexually reproduce without her Radagon half, right?
>>487157506Bro ran away from a 1v1 like 15 times lmao, this is sad.
>>487158243bro your Minor Erdtree?
>>487157842>>487158186If she has a penis and miquella wanted to impregnate radahn and radahn larped as godfrey and consented does that mean marika impregnated godfrey?
>Marika/Radagon>Miquella/TrinaSo does anyone else have this?
>>487158398Miquella was born with it as he was born of the fused god
>>487158398Malenia/Millicent
>gargoyle twin bladespeak
>>487152976or the host dies before you have dropped into the arena
>>487157982well you see most hosts are at a low skibidi
>>487158625Mariana trench
>>487158214looks like i hit the jackpot. struck a nerve?
>>487158398Gurranq/MalikethD/D's brother
>>487157105YOU HARLOTS, SHE'S DEAD BY THE END OF THE GAME AND REUNITED IN THE AFTERLIFE WITH HER ONE AND ONLY BELOVED, HOARAH LOUX.
>>487153506>The only actual ending where you serve man is the perfected order endingThe Goldmask ending just patches an Order put in place by an inhuman entity. It doesn't serve mankind, it just makes everyone equally shackled.
>>487156604
>>487158646This one’s my favorite. I get a nice Birds Eye view of the host getting rektd.
>>487153135if they didn't want you to use a mod to add consumeables they would've put a farm in the round table that you can upgrade and harvest materials from
>>487158365None of them actually have sex. Like Melina, they all were born not through natural means.
>>487158792>there's soap over the nipples so it's okay!god bless japan
>>487158792i love the goldmask rags so fucking much.
Hold the fuck on, we're told that malenia and miquella were empyreans because they were born from a single god(fused marika and radagon) and there's no hints or indication messmer and melina were empyreans, this means one of three things, >marika and radagon weren't always the same person>messmer and melina aren't radagon's kids>melina was an empyrean before she died and messmer like melina was cursed at birth by some weird bullshit due to being an empyrean child of marikaWhich one is it?
Is there a list of moves, spells and skills that have hyperarmor?
>>487157506>All that shit talk and eats shit"You aren't going to rollcatch me boy">Gets roll-caught multiple timesHe should have summoned or actually keep bosses dead like a good vader. Good job anon. Although it was messy. I have clips of me killing pretty much every 'big' streamer from the PVP scene but the clips I have up on yt are with chill people like Peeve, Epicnamebro, saintriot, pinco etc. Although I've got a lot of kills on whinny people like prod and straykurtis but never got around to doing anything with them. Most of the shit on my channel is spanking arab gankers in gank city, basically the scum of that game moreso than any cocky streamer.
>>487158912Listen, no one wants to fucking accept this, we ignore this, melina's dialog, and all of the murals showing people being born through trees no one wants to accept the "niggas are born through trees" thing okay? We don't care if it's in the game or hinted it we reject it
>>487159041i dont know
This is the proper way to Goldmask.
>>487159383sword of milos
>>487159041>we're told that malenia and miquella were empyreans because they were born from a single godThis can't be right because Ranni is an empyrean.
Miquella now reminds me of the scariest VN I read. There's one scene where an evil loli transformed into a teenage girl, tricks and fucks your character, then transforms back and reveals you fucked a gradeschooler right as you've about to nut and too late to pull out.Miquella did that to Mohg. He jailbaited him.
>>487159041What?Being born from a single god is not a requisite for being an EmpyreanRanni is an Empyrean and she was born to Radagon and Rennala. Rahdan was also born to Radagon and Rennala but he's not an Empyrean
>the rune on the dead body not far from where Miquella abandoned his eyeIt even looks like Marika's soreseal.
>>487159642damn thats scary... what vn
>>487159609That doesn't mean all empyreans are born that way, it's just that their special birth made them empyreans.
>>487159764Read >>487159841 my post didn't say or intend to imply that's how all empyreans were born.
>>487157982Most try and roll, I've seen a few people try and run out of the way, one tried jumping out of the way and I'm sorry to report more than one did nothing and got railroaded by Gaius.
>got to the part where you fight yourself>im actually strong It was like fighting a mini boss, too bad I know characters limits better than the game does
>>487159642What the fuck is wrong with you
>>487147708This might work. I’m going to be a 60 arc 40 faith though but the damage isn’t super super low. Chucking flaming slop will also match the flavour of fire and blood which I’m aiming for. Absolute shame ansbachs reaper didn’t get cool bloodflame fx.
>>487159259 great talal gaps u ez, ur seething
I think it is actually impossible to land Multilayer Rings of Light or Needle Piercer in PvP
>>487151080I can only assume they're holding onto Godwyn material for a potential sequel. No way BN doesn't order it eventually for how successful ER was.
The Zamor knights are funny to me somehow. Like while the whole thing with the Shattering has been going on, for the past several hundred years there has been a group of mountain hobo cryophiles loitering on the sidelines, enjoying the weather and the lack of any giants around. The rest of the world is having the worst time ever and these guys are just kinda watching the clouds or something.
>no matter the level, no matter what i do, carian sorcery sword is just an irredeemable garbage for casting>hopelessly, totally eclipsed by meteor staff on low levels and the gap between it and proper catalysts only widens the higher you go>worse than a cleanrot sword as a rapier>loses excellent running r2s
>>487160526did you like it?
>>487160526It's for utility spells innit
>>487160432How would you even set up an ER 2? Import your old save, Elden Ring gets shattered again, and you have to build a new crew with the Illusive Man?
>>487154048Messmer reminds me of a kid in puberty.>Room entirely dark>Brooding>"Snakes are cool and they get me">Little bat wing motifs on his clothes and armor>The "Impaler" nickname>Weird gangly body proportions>Mommy issues; gets jealous when Mommy gives someone else other then him attentionI bet he's wanked it to his own Mom more than once.
So from what i gather, Dane's Footwork/Dryleaf are the best when bleed infused?The bleed buildup is significant, you can easily trigger both multihit and exultation bonuses too
>>487158664>Please like this geriatric old man PLEASEEE
>>487160989Look man if your mom was Marika you'd do it too.
>>487160860Set it in a seperate world or outside the lands between. We see the whole lands between we would have to go elsewhere
>>487155770That would require Fromsoft to be even an iota of creative.
Uhhh lads, this is pretty spooky.
>>487160432BN doesn't own the ER IP. Its solely up to FROM whether ER2 happens or not.
For invasion builds is it bad to have your damage stat be less than 80 if you're at like 150-170?
>>487160395Multilayer is good against casters that stand still casting stuff like Loretta's Bow, specially with the massive range it has.
Why didn't Malenia return to finish Radahn or send someone to? It's her one job.
>>487161142My mom looks a lot like marika, blonde, tall, large butt, fit despite having a lot of kids, looks younger than she is and I genuinely fucking despise her she was an uncaring bitch who'd neglect some of us and only really cared for one of her kids age was kind to me when I was little but when I aged she just neglected me like everyone else.
>>487161452Suboptimal but not death sentence unless you're a casterCasters really want 80
>>487161095Plin plin plon
>>487161567messmer...
>>487161339T-T-Torrent?!?!
obviously we ran right into that, but... does oneshooting stormveilers while in DLC gear really warrant the aggressive emoting?
>>487152802>playing with mod users>being a mod user>torrent PvP>invading in a context where the host has even more options to hide and force you to fuck around in a fieldIt's all Ls. All the way down. Seamless is for retards, I don't want to play with retards or become one .
>>487161567Messmer it's okay, go talk to Rellana.
>>487161686Fuck me yes I'm a caster and I was pumping MP and dex for cast speed
>>487161761it's just some depressed retard, who cares?
>>487161691elden ring could never be as kino as plin plin plon
>>487161989Go to 200
>>487161421Miyazaki said they were finished with the lands between
Imagine how nasty Nu-Radahn would look if he took his Untrue Dark Ring off.
>>487160338kek
Honestly this torch only run is going pretty easily.Rykard is the only one I'm just going to leave to last so I'm as stacked as possible.
Who cares about Rellana? She doesn't even have an intro cutscene.
>>487162109Good, so am I.
Against NPCs who block. do they still get status effect build up so that if I was to use a kukri, the bleed meter wouldn't decrease?
>>487160989>women gush like the niagra falls over this
>>487162108I could but I would have 2 rl 200 mages, this one is a bit more of a dex/int hybrid, I think I might ditch some str because I had been using the dark moon greatsword for PvE
>>487161761>Has no problem dashing towards a tower with a maddness inducing Eye of Sauron on top>Gets spooked by dark woods area
>>487162223But I'm not finished with you come here
>>487162445Get off it, Miquellanegro.
>>487161761Hes also abusing an exploit. Im surprised he didn't kill you guys through the wall. Guy should kill himself
>>487162108>the 200 memeI am curious how long this 'range' lasts past this year.
>too autistic to do the quests because they all fucking die if I do themAll my bros remain alive and well in my videogame
>>487147761We could have had a story about Miquella reviving Godwyn but nope he's gay for his brother with no base game foreshadowing Fuck yui trannymura
>>487161728the only thing in that forest is instant death and rats.Make sure you have a shield with carian retaliation or golden parry and a fast weapon.
>>487162278yeah that's a bit inconsistent
>>487159259yeah, i was a surgeon with the mace. the funny thing is i didn't know it was chase until after the invasion, his character was named like "xXx_AnimeGurl420_xXx" or something like that, i shit you not. Not exactly that, I don't remember exactly, but something along those lines. I could tell right away he was a "pro lone host" (although really he was just an invader that left the boss alive for some fucking reason) and treated him as such. I've never been looking for a duel against some passive embered faggot who also has twice my estus, so most of that was just fucking with him trying to get him to summon and play the actual level so we could all have fun, but he wouldn't. i didn't get serious until i switched weapons to what i was good with. it was just fun to torture him and then the ending was just icing on the cake.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZDpq8TJhk&t=3129sthe ending is just so sweet, especially when he freaks out over getting pooped on, "oh my gooood i can't even believe it, he poops!" lmao. nostalgia kino for me. he was so fucking mad, was chomping at the bit to be able to invade me to get revenge. unlucky for him that i actually killed the boss because im not an asshole wasting the time of fellow invaders.
With all of the Sekiro influence in this game it's really amazing how the two most important things that would have made some fights much more fun just got totally unlocked. The perfect block tear they added really should be a mechanic in its own right and the lack of a camera zoom-out despite the bosses being bigger and spergier than ever just makes it feel like they don't even play their own game.
>>487161728Time for stealth!Try sneaking!
I fucking hate all Carians, glintblade and moon magic is dumb as shit
>>487161507>send someoneWe do see Cleanrot knights running around Caelid and Radahn literally eats those guys for lunch. If that's the best her most elite fanatics can do, sending anyone else may as well be the equivalent of delivering Radahn a pizza.
>>487162581>memeI'm sorry normies don't stop leveling to fit your retarded duelnigger meta anon kun
>>487160526You can wield it in the left hand, the L2 becomes casting and the L1 is the regular rapier poke.It goes well with Sombers that have situational L2s like Blaidd's sword.I'd like to see someone trying a dual rapier setup that offhands it.Maybe focused on multihit to boost spell damage.
>>487162742Why has Tanimura been given such reign over the series when Dark Souls 2 was poorly received?
>host refuses to cross the specimen storage bridge>keeps summoning a level 713 phantom that keeps falling to his death
>>487162742>tanimurai'm sorry anon, but this one has miyazaki written all over it
>>487162272I only have 1 character above 125 and he's at 165 because 150 doesn't actually make sense if you already have 125. I didn't level him up at all in the dlc because he already hits everyone below and to level 200.You should never have more than 1 character above 125.
>>487162742>>487163118>>487163149Miyazaki literally said in an interview it was his idea
>>487162742Godwyn works better as his own threat, he doesn't have to be Miquella's bitch. The Radahn thing wasn't handled perfectly but I prefer it even though I said earlier in the thread that a Godwyn reveal would have had a better effect on players.
>>487162778Bro all you need is this, it completely invalidates the Winter Lanterns and shit.
>>487163220He said he was doing the DLC to complete Gurm's vision. Miquella was always written as a juvenile who couldn't get over his childish infatuation with Radahn.
>>487161989Yeah, no.Mage scaling is different from physical, you get the most returns from 70-80.If you aren't doing that you might as well drop to 50 and mainly use weapons with some eventual casting.
the empyrean stare when a tarnished says something so unkindly you gotta hit them with the empyrean stare
>>487163424whats that talisman
what's the lowest level and weapon level that the dlc is active?
>>487163053Those are just leftovers soaking in filth from her scarlet aeonia. She has fresh troops straight from Elphael. She could've sent anyone to help in the Radahn festival where randos fought
Fire knight greatsword didnt deserve to get nerfed
>>487163494Crepius vail, talisman that lets you move silently all the time. Don't ask me where I got it, I played base Elden Ring drunk and one day I woke up and found it in my talismans.
>>487163460>childish infatuation with Radahn.This existed prior to the DLC? Where was anything mentioning the two even meeting in the base game?
>>487163620It's literally the best UGS even now, why the fuck would it want a two hit true combo
>>487163620It really did
>>487163424>>487163494>>487163725i'd assume you can also use the chest piece for the black knives outfit, btw.
>>487163489Why the fuck does he look so much like malenia in his adult form.
>>487163772It doesn't exist at all, don't be gaslit by mystery box whisper retards and cape schizos
>summon someone>inappropriate thing detected>game hard crasheswhy does this keep happening after the dlc was added?
>>487163772>This existed prior to the DLC?Yes, on paper before the game was made.
>>487163620>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbPkPt-0Bothis video says otherwise.
>>487163620Le one shotting r1s....fair actually
Is there a way to convince Michael Zaki to produce another dlc where we fight Godwyn both his golden self and his prince of death form and maybe see Queen Marika sexo version?
>>487160989I want to breastfeed him
is it just me or does the game feel... "empty"? i mean don't get me wrong, it's all very pretty, but there's just... nothing in it? no enemies, no good items to pick up, hell not even crappy items to pick up. just a lot of flowers and maybe a few trash mobs like those black shadow humans.
Why is the Fire Knight GS an Ultra/Colossal anyway?
>can be found mainly near stone coffins>no stone coffins
>>487157506>videoThis looks so much better than ER pvp its not even funny.
>>487164446Straight sword spam?
>>487164594At the very least its more visually legible than L2 anime WA spam.
>>487164594Yes
>>487163912did you forget they are literally twin siblings
>>487163118Because DS2troons have poisoned the well.
>>487164067I recall Martin saying he wrote background lore.
>>487164792Because fraternal twins don't look so similar. Identical twins can't be born with different sexes
>>487163073I just want the most activity possible, these 200 kiddies won't be around down the line.
Miquella has an entire army and a super-strong sister (who herself has multiple boss-level lieutenants) at the Haligtree doing literally nothing this entire time and apparently knowing absolutely nothing since they don't think Miquella needs help for the next step of his plan.Miquella is underground in Mohg's palace but also in the shadow lands with another body, and has made no plan for anyone to kill Mohg after Radahn rots to death despite this being vital for his ascension; he just went to the Land of Shadow and ripped off his body parts at random points of it while expecting Mohg to just trip on a puddle or something. The aforementioned army he has goes entirely unused, as does his sister despite her being by far the single strongest person left in the setting and demonstrably still capable of fighting and thinking.He did this despite still being around and able even in the immediate aftermath of the Caelid war as he healed a wounded Freyja before she succumbed to either said wound or her rot. He did this, went back to the Haligtree, apparently arrived well ahead of Malenia because she was left to be dragged by a single knight, put himself in a cocoon for no reason, beckoned his own kidnapping, and didn't tell anyone anything. He didn't do the bare minimum of telling them "hey I'm going here, when Malenia wakes up come over and kill Mohg and his fifty cultists." He didn't do this despite having multiple bodies that let him be in multiple places at once, an ability that's never mentioned again.Fromslurpers will tell you all of this was planned and peak cinema and if you disagree you're just angry that Godwyn wasn't the final boss.
>>487164437The stone coffins are the big ship things found in the cerulean coast.
>>487164067if you actually believe Martin wrote anything but his name on the marketing copy then you're extremely naive.
>>487165030>headcanon post
Do the anons who predicted Messmer was actually Rykard or Rykard's child feel at all stupid for being so completely wrong?
I don't know why I listen to youtube faggots for advice on this game. I leveled this fat piece of shit to 10 because they said he was good. Well I tried using him against foreskin duo and he's fucking useless. Slim Jim rolls over him in record time no matter what I do and I end up getting tag teamed because his fat ass is useless. Thanks Rusty.
This DLC more or less lowered my opinion on anything related to Miquella. Malenia, even Mohg I'm now disappointed in.
>>487164437Some of the DLC materials are impossible to fucking see. I didn't even find out what these things look like until I beat the DLC.
>>487163620If it was going to have R1 true combos like DS2/DS3 then its damage would have to be sensible to match but ER does high damage single attacks because that is 'le good actually' according to B-team
>>487164932What compels you to use our realistic science in a video game about fictional magic, alchemy, monsters, cosmic gods and the innate ability for god-like people to split themselves into two halves?
>>487165195>ignore what's told believe my headcanon
>>487164820He did and I would bet my foot that included gay shit. There is no evidence of any homosexuality whatsoever in From before his influence to the extent that in DSIII they will change the sex of Anri to accommodate your character. Then they hire a Westerner to write, and suddenly there's gay stuff.
>>487164446r1r1r2r1r1r2r1r1r2
>>487162246what am i doing wrong, bros? i'm so lonely... ;_;
>>487164594>he can't deal with ss spam hahahaha
>>487165276Rusty isn't actually a good player, or even smart about the game he datamines for. People only watch him for his reddit-tier "comedy" explanations.
>>487163118Tanimura isn't bad, he's just got some major flaws that stick out like a sore thumb such as:Poor plot communication.Poor consumable rewards guarded by a bunch of strong enemies.Repetitive enemy encounters and level design (stairs fucking everywhere).He just needs to refine his craft by thinking what's more interesting and rewarding than his usual design.
>>487164932>>487165371I'd like to add, no matter what grrm has written for the lore inspirations have been taken here and there. In the novels Jaime and Cersei looked identical as kids and like sex swapped versions of eachother as adults. It's the whole reason why she's so into Jaime as we learn with her pov chapters, she hates being a woman and wants to be a man and Jaime looks like a male version of her.
>>487165195I do believe that because I'm a former ASoIAF fan and his influence is unmistakable.This is the second time I've been tricked by that disgusting fatass into caring too much about a letdown of a story.
>sibling incest>mad king>dragons>white hairThis is how I Targaryen. It's proof Martin and Miyazaki are like Marika and Radagon.
>drop the worst souls dlc known to man that also kills the multiplayer>refuse to elaborate or patch anything>abandon productmaybe i was a bit too positive about fromsoft
>>487164446it's because projectiles were all shit in DS3 and there weren't really any laser beams to speak of, so people had to actually swing their swords to win. elden ring you can't even run away because they'll spam discus hurl and collapsing stars and stars of ruin and moonveil etc etc etc at you.
>>487160989yaoimaxxing
is bloodflame on an uchi good?
>>487163489Is this ripped from the game and confirms he has gold eyes?
>>487165472>le 2016-2017 combo that doesn't work on non-tourists and good players more than once, have to actually mix it up otherwise
>>487165875hmm
>mfw the big buff guy left your teamIf Griffith had a Malenia, would he send her after Guts?
>>487165757I've been saying even miyazaki was bad since ds3. No one believed me. Now you see
holy fuck fighting mohg with greatshield+geat spear was so ass to do. i had a much easier time on my other character that only used katanas and spamming r1 with my RoB all the time
>>4871657571.13 will fix everything. Trust the plan.
>>487165574He has been rewarded for his mediocrity though
>>487165574You do realize that one of the bloodfiend's in this pond is scripted to drop a unique weapon, right?https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Interactive+Map?id=659336&code=mapD
>>487165574you forgot the most important brain rot of his:>sluggish dumbed down combat
>>487165950griffith's motivations and development towards a muscle daddy made the cut and are directed at radahn. Miyazaki probably thought having griffith riding on the back of guts would have been to obviousJust because griffith doesn't ride on the back of guts doesn't mean they didn't copy paste griffith's feelings towards guts onto miquella
>>487165574this shit is anti-fun. it's like they specifically wanted to discourage people from exploring all the nooks and crannies and taking risks to get items. at some point i figure most people give up, thinking "it's probably just another glass shard or smithing stone[4] at best". also this is why i just look shit up on google if im actually searching for items. then i can just ignore everything in-game and make a beeline to stuff i actually want to use.
Thank you Miyazaki for an area this built for this type of tomfoolery
>>487165913That doesn't matter if that's what most were doing. Just as rivers of blood spam is what elden ring pvp will be known for despite that being killed ages ago. Stop defending things that don't need defending from people arguing in bad faith.
I hope it's not over
>>487165317Two hit combos is terrible design that makes blenders in multiplayer a much worse problem.Got hit by Farron GS? Enjoy getting locked in place for 5 seconds and pray nobody else joins in the wombo combo.
>>487166103Bloodborne 2 when
>>487166103then why do people complain that elden ring is too fast
>see massive jar in caelid>spawns some red summons>oh i fight some npcs? ok>get bodied instantly>notice summons using dlc stuff>ew these are real people, never again
>>487165413did GRRM also write the outer gods which literally didn't exist in the game's lore until until patch 1.02? Or did he write that e.g. the Scarlet Rot came from the Rune of Decay that no longer exists in the game's lore?
>>487148159That’s damn coolWas it a bug or is it reproductible?
>>487166160its an apology letter for every other invader mechanic
>>487166312They're NPCs using other players' builds.
>>487148787Why i missed dateraep dragon, I hate this mechanic, you're pretty much forced to check everything at different times, compound that with some things being time sensitive
>>487166283The player is sluggish. The bosses are fast.
>>487166283Because you have people that preferred demon's souls and dark souls 1's slow combat and people who prefer faster combat from the last 3 from games who are newfags who prefer things faster. They tried appealing to both and upset both.
how the majority of malenia fanart isn't about portraying her as a fujoshi when she is literally a "rotten girl" is beyond me. she'd actually start getting flush and panting hard at the idea of miquella and radahn and their "boys bein' boys".
Is Morgott analogous to Hephaestus?
>>487166448i dont believe you
>>487163118Because he really showed out in Dark Souls 2's DLCs. It made an otherwise terribly undercooked game something that can fit in Miyazaki's universe basically through brute force. It injected plotlines from the first game in a way that shockingly was refreshing instead of shoehorned nostalgia pandering because the game lacked these connections almost everywhere else in the base game. It really acted like a sequel to AotA
>>487166209It's definitely over. But against all logic I'm still coping for an update patch like Sekiro had.
>>487166460the player's power level has never been higher, though. only bloodborne is faster, but you're also more restricted in what you can do.
>>487166348Yes. Stay mad.
>>487166082My point is that you can smell Tanimura enemy placement because this is his signature design. It's boring and lazy. When he's working on his next game you will see the exact same thing again.
>>487162907>got totally unlockedNo idea how I wrote that instead of ignored.
>>487166508Feel free to look it up then. If you couldn't discern as much from fighting them, you must have no experience with pvp at all.
>>487165929thanks bro
>>487165574He plays fast and loose with his material drops, which was a dead giveaway of his hand in things. The DLC drops really aren't 'progressive' based on area difficulty they're just random shit lol.
>>487166687you're right i never touch anything pvp related. i can count on my hands the number of times i ever did anything multiplayer related across all soulsborn games
>>487166665This dlc is the worst of tanimura and miyazaki's styles prove me wrong you cant
>>487166476My dude how is Hewg not immediate comparison
>I bought the game together with the DLC.>I finished the DLC and only had Godfrey, >Radagon and Elden Beast left in the main game ( I thought I had to do the DLC before them)>I'm level 200>I can't beat the fucking glowing fish monster.How the fuck are you supposed to see what it is doing, it's worth than all the dragons, you can't see shit.
So we all agree Putrescent is Leonard's skeleton riding a slime horse fighting like Radahn to protect Trina from Miquella coming back to finish the job?
>>487166602It's over for this Elden Ring game sure, but I hope we get more content later in in other media. Seems like a series of novels would be the easiest avenue.
>>487158696It isnt shit and I got it off tumblr not deviantart
>>487166853>glowing fish monsteryou what now
It's another NG+. And it's time to decide how I'm going to bully Boc this walkthrough. Any suggestion? Strong spell, unusual weapon. Anything.
>trying so shit with infusing the new infusable split scaling weapons on the EIP calculator>try 45/45 INT/FTH>every single time, the split damage FTH scaling does most damage on the "other" FTH element (flame art on blacksteel weapons), second most on magic, least on the "native" FTH element (Flame art of Fire Knight Weapons)Kinda wonky if you ask me.Still want to try out an INT/FTH build after seeing how hard tibia call item hits. Would a magic infused blacksteel or fire knight weapon be a good choice?
I imagine everyone that tries to argue with me or disagrees me as one of three things1. An upset nigger 2. An upset tranny3. An upset cuckoldI then ignore your posts and go back to claiming my views and interpretations on the lore and game development as truth.
>>487166283That doesn't happen, they complain that bosses are too fast compared to the player's movement, which is true. Enemy attacks like Margit/Morgott off-hand holy dagger will frame-catch the medium roll out of the first roll, same with the spinning attacks of abductor virgins or the giant jars for example. ER would benefit from DS3 movement, or do what DS1 does and have the bosses not be bloodborne/DS3 tear fast fucks.
>>487166894The backstory is so contradictory and nonsensical I don't see how a more explicit media like novels would work unless it focused on very small, unimportant aspects of the game and not the wider lore
>>487166920You didn't find the secret Godwyn boss or something?
>>487167047I hate Radahn, so that's true.
>>487165195I see both. From Martin, there's many parts based on western mythologies and history. Gwyn might be Zeus + Odin but Elden Ring has anywhere from Hercules Lou to Vlad Messmer the Impailer. Radahn might as well be Alexander the Great. From Miyazaki there's a lot of Japanese mythology Martin is unlikely to know. Scarlet Rot is practically https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegare and the Dung Eater is based on soul orbs in your ass.
>>487167058I don't like dark souls 3 movement and if given political power would exterminate anyone who likes ds3 or elden ring or ds2
>>487166839The Tanimura stuff honestly wasn't as bad as the Miyazaki plot stuff was, but they both really shit their pants.
>>487167071>contradictory and nonsensicalOnly because of a) potential mistranslation, and b) portions of the fanbase just assuming certain headcanons to be truth. The lore as presented in game has no contradictions anywhere, if only because it's deliberately vague.
>>487164349the dlc feels more empty than the base game if that's what you mean
>>487167058I went back and played DS3 after ER and the bosses, even Gael, feel like they're moving in slow motion. ER should've had Bloodborne style dodging and faster sip animations
>>487166158>discourage people from exploring all the nooks and crannies and taking risks to get itemsI thought the point was to lead people into discovering new areas they didn't know they can reach before.
>>487167252Anon you're irrational because of recency bias. The movement was better.
>>487167058>margit / morgott daggersthese attacks are incredibly weak and exist to emphasize that you're intended to attack enemies during their attack chains, not after. it's a glorified tutorial.>abductor virgin spinning attackthis shit is incredibly telegraphed, its actual sin is being a move that stops you from engaging with the enemy for X seconds. (i'm not sure if you can roll INTO it once it's started and the saws are fully extended, actually, like how you're supposed to stay close to the hornsent ascetics attacks.)>greatjar spinning attackagain, extremely telegraphed and not even a strong attack. i have literally no fucking clue what you're even trying to critique here.
>>487166275Blenders are a problem because phantoms/hosts can't hurt each other. Friendly stagger like Mon Hun would fix this. Also the true combo system prevents too much stagger but people learned to abuse it with things like farron/rkpugs + moonlight weapon art or chaos bed vestiges. If your combat is fun and satisfying, which true combos are, then people will keep playing, Static 1 hit attacks and weapon art nukes are not any better design-wise.
>>487164349>The game feels empty apart from these things that fill the overworld
Who else could have been a final boss instead of starscourge radahn?And why was this guy so damn important to the devs? Remember how they kept adjusting his hitboxes when the game was released in 2022
do i bother with catch flame?
>>487165574>>487166103>>487166075>>487166785you're all fucking retarded if you think one guy influences dogshit Fromsoft design decisions that permeate ALL their games. The only thing is true is that Miyazaki is a hack and Fromsoft is technically incompetent and have retained same limitations they had in demon souls.You cant just keep sucking miyazakis dick and then cope that only the parts you dislike are made by someone else, outside of miyazaki's control. >Poor plot communication.>Poor consumable rewards guarded by a bunch of strong enemies.>Repetitive enemy encounters and level design (stairs fucking everywhere).All miyazaki. All of these issues would also be lessened or nonexistent if not for dogshit open-world design. Do you think Tanimura turned it into garbage openworld slop?
>>487166576My problem with DS3 is it abandons itself for DS1 nostalgia. There's hints of a Lothric civil war, we don't get told much about the Profaned Flame, etc. So much to work with but we didn't get DS3. We got DS1.5 with Bloodborne mixed in.>>487167452NTA but oddly I feel the opposite. Besides Malenia, none are Friede speeds. Helps that in ER you can stunlock and stagger way easier.
>>487166898it is shit and YWNBAW.
>invade>group at a boss>press l1 over and over again until i winEz game.
>>487167704>Do I bother with the best FTH spell in the game?
Guy with a flaming stick -> Fire Giant, keeper of the Giants Flame
>>487167704>do i bother with one of the best incantations in the gameno
>>487167808>Do I bother with spells at all?No
>>487167816Now you are the keeper of the giants flame. You may never leave this area.
>>487167497>recency biasNo I don't like elden ring either. I hate fanboys of those 3 games and want them all genocided.
Speaking of Tanimura, pic's doing acting again now.
>>487167596>the open world is like 90% empty>OH OH OH SO YOU'RE SAYING, SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, THERE'S 10% OF THINGS IN THE WORLD? WOOOAHHfeel free to stop posting and get a job any time, tranny.
>>487167567If they enabled that seething invaders would send out co-op signs and stagger hosts during bossfights to get them killed, which would kill random co-op entirely leaving only dedicated ganksquads.
>>487165030It all makes sense if you understand that the curse of Miquella was not his pedobait looks, but his immature mind. This plot stinks of a childlike mind trying to solve a puzzle of real-life planning - and failing, because it gets distracted, bored or latches onto a new toy. Miquella, despite what you are told in the game, failed at every task that required maturity, responsibility and ability to make plans. His every pursuit ended in failure. And that why we got DLC: it's what happens when you get an all-powerful, corrupting godlike creature with an attention span and grasp on reality of eight-year old boy horny for new toys.
>>487168026Do you want the world to be populated like a GTA city?
>NOOOO! SAVE ME RYKARD/RANNI/MOMMY! >YES! I PROMISE TO NOT FUCK MIQUELLA IF YOU SPARE ME OH GREAT LAST OF ALL KINGS MORGOTT!
>>487167469it doesn't really do that when they get discouraged after picking up tens if not hundreds of useless items that weren't worth the trip. you'd be correct though if they actually made it worth the player's while 9 times out of 10. but they don't do that.>>487167252good thing you never leave your mother's basement, then.
>>487166853>summon other player for the first time in my playthrough>he dies instantly to Radagon.....
>>487167964I just realized the default ds2 face is just his
>>487167558>these attacks are incredibly weakNot for a starting player or RL1. Irrelevant how weak they are. Having attacks that your toolset is not good enough for without a shield is shit design. >Just trade broagain more trash design. Not everyone plays as melee/tank build.I'm criticizing the player's movement retard. The medium roll in ER is dogshit and I should not be getting caught because the next roll does not initiate fast enough like in previous games because your bosses/enemies' attacks are too fast for said roll activation. I understand they want you to jump and block more but without deflecting hardtear it's under-tuned. Most people agree the game should have had sekiro-like mecahniscs like Lies of P.
>>487167792It's good and I didn't say anything about my sex even, retard
Honestly, even though DS2 is the worst game ever created, I wish SOTE took some inspiration from it.
>>487150209Do you feel bad for Igon?
>>487168205yeah. except the population is full of those breakdancing dudes with the dual wield frisbees, and those dudes that spam glintstone nails at you.
>>487168239I have a job, 2 kids, and a nice house. Stay mad I don't like your shitty game. When I'm in charge I'll ensure you're last in line for the firing squads so you can be the last ds3/eldenring tranny to die.
>>487167931Shit, dropped my torch and now the erdtree is on fire
>>487168514That's really bad. Don't tell anyone you did that.
>>487168383There are far worse games out there than DS2.
Smithscript weapons are insane on low levels, may be the best frost infused weapons in the gameThis concerns golem fist too
In hindsight>Miquella brought back Radahn in Mogh's body alike his pre-Shattering self they made a promise that was never in the base game>Radahn + Great Rune got BTFO by Morgott>seemed to grow from this until he's bigger against MaleniaIf Miquella somehow brought back Radahn in his old body entirely identical to before the Shattering, would he get one-shot by the player?
>guy starts going for rollcatches>start spamming and instantly kill himIt's just that easy.
>>487167816isnt he resistant to fire damage? that must have been one long and tedious fight
>>487167706NOOO not my heccin' Yui Tanimura-sama!!!We look at the evidence. The only game that guy had full director control over was the least liked game in the series with the most retarded ideas guy ideas like soi memory, adp stat and so on.
>>487168293>just tradeOh, so you just don't understand the game at all. Carry on, then.
I really like DS2. I think I might like it more than DS3.
>>487168310it is shit and YWNBAW. you're also extremely triggered and need to take your meds, which will be proven by any further attempts at responding to this post. which will just continue to prove that i'm right, tranny.
>>487154267Tanith outright tells you she is Rya's adoptive mother, not her actual mother.
>>487168715No one's saying he's good. We're just tired of miyazaki simps too. Two things can be bad, you don't always need to choose between cat shit and dog shit
>>487168453Speaking of those guys, do we ever fight one in blue fields like in the trailer? In fact, the trailer showed riding Torrent in the Abyssal Woods. How much got shuffled around before release?
>>487168065No it wouldn't again that would only be an issue when the playerbase whittled down to the no lifers in that case. And again just have friendly stagger on during pvp, and turn off when no reds. Simple as.
>>487168610really? Is faith and flame art infusion the way to go?
>>487168654Weirdly he only has a 60% fire resistance so he didn't take anywhere near as long as Mohg who has 80% fire resistance.Mohg took about 20 minutes to kill.
>>487168715>The only game that guy had full director control over was the one with the most difficult production with shit being thrown everywhere and redone because Miyazaki was doing Bloodborne>with the best ideas like power stancing, bonfire ascetics, and many other things DS3 failed to get
>>487168610Elaborate. I've been slacking on my doctor-ordered Stormveil invasions.
>>487166853>>487168245Nevermind, the solution was to just not use the lock on.
>>487168615You are putting a lot of emphasis on some concept art they decided to reuse for the opening. Radahn was never small.
>>487168872this is cope. Dogshit is way better than catshit.t. part time catshit smeller
>>487168715>soi memorygood idea actually and it had areas better interconnected than elden ring has with its teleporters and kilometer long ladders. Plot was actually very easy to follow and understand. Perhaps easier than any ds1 and ds3
>>487166160back to the bonfire you go
>>487168214my theory is this:defeat by morgott's hand broke radahn spirithe felt robbed of his masculinityand not by a great warrior, but by a smelly sewer hobo with a stick and no pants(imagine being defeated by an enemy who just swings his big omen dick during the whole fight)he broke and lost his alpha chad mojoand that's how he became who he is now
>>487169150He was small. Cope.
>>487168884>How much got shuffled around before release?we used to have proper password summon downscaling during the live network test, and then they removed it for some fucking reason. we literally had it, in the game, implemented, when real people could play it outside of the company. so nothing surprises me anymore, i don't trust From at all. they WILL change shit at-will to cater to the lowest common denominator of the population for $$$$$. and it worked so i mean, not like i can really blame them besides them selling their soul, right?
Does two handing Rennala's twin swords get the 1,5 strength multiplier?
>>487166160he could taste the freedom of that balcony
What's a fitting title for a Horned Warrior cosplay invader for Belurat/Tower?
>>487168728>"these attacks are incredibly weak and exist to emphasize that you're intended to attack enemies during their attack chains, not after."This will lead to trading for a LOT of bosses and enemies due to the spammy nature of a lot of their movesets you bad-faith shitter. Yes I know Margit is a guard counter and stagger-maitenance tutorial but guess what? Not every setup/build can block or should block in an RPG. Why would a mage/caster block? Why would a rouge/thief block with a dagger? In that instance, they pretty much have to run light roll because medium roll is not good enough.
>>487169382>TT also worked like int he old games in the network testIt's all so tiresome
>>487169325Whether we like it or not, it's a Radahnwank game and denying this is to inhale a nearly lethal amount of copium. The game tells you again and again that he is the strongest demigod.
>>487168715The director of that game screwed it over. All Taniumura did was salvage it.
>>487169531you're not understanding the point he's making at all
>>487169490Horny
>>487169279>soi memory>good ideaNo it's not you fucking retard. It killed online.Before I knew what that shit did exactly I made a co-op build for that scorpion lady and I used Great Bows and bombs and shit. Called myself a monster hunter. Turns out those several million souls I spent on bombs and great bows ruined my matchmaking.Even if you wear the soul memory ring you're still stuck unable to use any consumable or buy anything because that'd build up over time.This is coming from someone who prefers DS2 over 1 and 3.Aside from Soul memory the game would be peak. I don't even care about adaptability since you just stick a few points into it and ignore it for the rest of the game.
>>487169091>power stancinggoofy dogshit that gets mogged by unique duel weapons>bonfire ascetics meh just play ng+ >and my other thingsLikely irrelevant dogshit. The only thing I can think of would be backstep i-frames.
>>487169323>radahn agrees to be miquella's elden lord>seeks to conquer leyndell to help miquella ascend without either of them dying>gets btfo>absolutely buckbroken>to cope he conquered caelid and needs to feel like his powerful again>channels all his might to do something no one thought was possible stopping the stars themselves>actually feels like he did something for once>malenia shows up>"no malenia not yet i need to prove myself as godfrey's and our dad's heir">malenia doesn't care and they go to war>he gets turned into a zombie>dies by the tarnished's hands>gets shoved into mohgs body to be impregnated my miquella Why are radahn and radagon such fucking losers? Morgott and godfrey mogg them hard
They grow cuter with each iteration. By the fifth or sixth they will just look like K-On girls with slit pupils and forked tongues.
My personal headcanon for why Godwyn was targeted was because he was the best diplomat. This guy made peace with dragons and seemed to be one of the more universally beloved. In other words, must go if you want to destabilize everyone. He had the best chance of keeping everyone together.
>>487167058>ER would benefit from DS3 movementYep.
Both Tanimura and Miyazaki fucked up. Yamamura should've been in charge.
>>487169612His point is ultimately defending bad design. >attack during combos This will often lead to trades because spacing is less of a thing In ER due to tracking.
He's just standing there.
>>487169662>it killed onlineAnd that's how we know you have no idea what you're talking about. You're seething you got filtered a decade ago. Stay mad.
>>487169910>>channels all his might to do something no one thought was possible stopping the stars themselvesWasn't that before the Shattering?
>>487169717>unique duel weapons
>>487170012From themselves even agree because a lot of the patches have just been making movements/attacks faster like greatsword, great hammers, axes, ultras, and so on.
>>487167252>I don't like dark souls 3 movement and if given political power would exterminate anyone who likes ds3Sucks to be you because I do.
>>487170012It's so bizarre to see something as modest as the bastard sword swung around like it weights 400lbs.
>>487169969Godwyn is called a willing sacrifice in the kanji. It's more likely he saw they were there to kill someome and offered himself up hoping none of his relatives would need to die too.
>>487167021Moveset is more important than AR.If you want an actually good weapon just use the Moonveil.
>"Hey guys! Play Seamless mod! You can invade in it! It turns of EAC, it's such a vastly improved experience!">The experience:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdtJLL-qa1c
I'm curious if they ever do another western themed game but with redone movesets, if it'll move more like light greatswords.
>>487170267>because I doAnd you will be exterminated. Just be happy knowing the ds2 simps will die long before you and the elden ring simps will die alongside you
>>487170203I <3 the drang hammies ^__^
So now that /dsg/ is back why don't we all move back there if we prefer it over elden ring? Wouldn't it be better to go to a dedicated thread and let elden slop fans suffer in their pens? Come back to /dsg/ come home.
>>487168852Actually schizophrenia from a projecting transexual
>>487170319>Oroboro
>>487170319Man his voice really dropped off compared to his older videos, sounds lifeless but just might be the mic
>>487154587>>487170280Is this a connection? Or is it the narrator or whoever's view and not Godwyn's?
>>487170654ergie L
>>487170262>From themselves even agree because a lot of the patches have just been making movements/attacks faster like greatswordNope. I did this webm the other day. The speed is exactly the same as the older webm of the claymore.
>>487170564>dual hammer moveset >no spin bashAnother ER L
>>487169910>Why are radahn and radagon such fucking losers? Morgott and godfrey mogg them hardHard times make great men.
>>487170691i mean hey if you got other examples of people dealing with cheaters in seamless mod i'd love to see 'em. i only have a very cursory knowledge of the people who make invasion vids.
>>487170451I'd prefer if they didn't because something about making games in this style really seems to constrict their creativity. Standard Western fantasy will always be my favorite setting, but From will do better elsewhere.
>>487170720>newkiddieIn the Network Test ver of ER it was absolutely slower than ER proper. I played both myself so I would know.
>>487170067except enemy attacks are entirely predictable (variable timings are a lie for 99% of attacks) and you can quickly learn when it is and isn't safe to attack the enemynamely when they're autistically holding their attack for 2 full seconds so you can get in an R1 in the middle of a string
I like how Bloodborne did trick weapons. Not many but individually comparatively unique and the transformations were often more than two handing.
>>487170852Bro your /erg/? >>487153893
>>487170896>source: dudebro just trust memy dad is miyazaki so uh, i think i'd know better than you, Moran.
>>487170720You want to talk about how much better ds3 is than elden ringYou clearly don't like elden ring as much or discussing itYou choose to have barely ontopic discussions and post webms of a different gameInstead of acting like a Muslim refugee in Europe hiding from dreaded "/dsg/troons" who don't exist you can come home and help dsg survive for ages longer. This isn't fromsoft general there's a thread for that too. Come to dsg you know you want to come back. Come back please
>>487170798But hard times make broken, survival focused men too paranoid about being backstabbed to function.
>>487170856They're at a dead end in medieval dark fantasy. They should try renaissance dark fantasy. Bloodborne was industrial dark fantasy and did great.
>>487171030>shows another hackeri mean, i'm getting "there's a lot of hackers in the seamless mod because there's nothing stopping them from doing it" vibes here. not something i'm particularly interested in signing up for.
>>487167706>All miyazaki. All of these issues would also be lessened or nonexistent if not for dogshit open-world design. Do you think Tanimura turned it into garbage openworld slop?Miyazaki confirmed it himself that he had to delegate more than usual for Elden Ring. You accuse critics as if we're just pulling shit out of our asses when we have two heavily directed Tanimura games to spot his design patterns.
>>487171281More headcanon. Nice. Now write a long seething or faux smug reply to me
>invade gank in bonny gaol>they're actually using meat dumplingsLMAO
>>487171005The tonitrus sucked dick
>>487171005It sounds good on paper but in practice you just get shit like the Tonitrus. Bloodborne's weapon roster is only passable because the DLC literally doubled it with some really high quality stuff. The base game's weapon choices were abysmal.
>>487171263I mean you could use anon's video as a reference instead of that nasally voiced goblino because it's true, seamless is full of retarded faggots using CE
These are still my weapons of choice for all soulsborne.
=]
>>487171210Trying literally any consistent look would be nice. The eclectic mishmash of countless difference influences is typical of Western fantasy but it just makes the universe unbelievable and lacking in identity. Sekiro and Bloodborne benefited a lot from having a consistent aesthetic influence. They probably should have tried to meld Classical arms and armor together with Late-Medieval gear with this game.
>>487171281>Miyazaki confirmed it himself that he had to delegate morethat does not mean shit. He wanted it to be open world shitshow, he wants confusing vague story, he is responsible for all cut and unfinished content, he is asking you to spam "Talk" at every npc until they repeat themselves, and go back and forth between npcs like an idiot. He is the one that soullessly rips off Berserk and Attack on titan and shoves in his garbage 4 winged dragons in and all npcs dying and his poop and poison fetish.You are pulling shit out of your ass.
>>487171281Isn't Yui a girl's name?
Miquella + Radahn lore joins the list of one of those things where I look down on you as a person if you think it's good, unless you admit you're gay and just into the twink/bara side of it which I can respect for the honesty
>>487171524oh, nvm then. i thought you were defending against the idea that it's full of hackers. and i think that oro vid was fine, hardly obnoxious like a 30 minute chase vid or something. but we can agree to disagree on that if you want.
I'm going to talk to the mods about banning every general that isn't /fsg/. There's genuinely no reason for /erg/, /dsg/, or /acg/ to exist if you all only talk about the other games in them and not the actual subject of the general.
>>487170896You can't gaslight first hand evidence.>>487171159I'm frustrated with Elden Ring because it can easily fix its shit with a patch and was already perfect in a previous Fromsoft game. You're just a typical fanboy who can't cope with people criticizing Elden Ring.
>opponent uses bugged sword of damnation ashI am now morally obligated to chainsaw
>>487171281I love the implication that bad item pickups is somehow a Tanimura thing when Dark Souls 2 had by far the best distribution and abundance of worthwhile loot in the series.
So does festive grease give holy or physical weapon AR?The comments on the fextra wiki (god i miss wikidot) suggest its physical, whereas the wiki entry itself says its holy
I like it.
>>487171836b-but my coom posts and ragebait...
>>487171768Sodomy is a sin and I 100% believe Gurm inserted Miquella's crush into the lore for gay "rep" but I actually have no inherent problem with it and I think his tragedy is the most compelling in the lore after Rykard's.
how do i get a good head start with a new character?>find gold chicken feet>find katana or morning star>travel to dragon land>kill big white dragon>make night cavalry jump off the bridge
>>487171762>Isn't Yui a girl's name?You might be confusing that with Yuri.
>>487171858No, I don't like elden ring, I'm here to try to get people to come to /dsg/ there's no reason to cry about a shitty game when there's no fix it'll ever receive from the devs. Come back to dsg it has posters. It's alive now. Do you want me to list everything I hate about elden ring?
methinketh not.
>>487159041>>487159609>>487159764Reminder that pic related is an empyrean
>>487172053Kill the dragon on the bridge and the tree avatar while on your way to Greyoll too
>>487165574>>487166075>>487164804>>487166576>>487163118>>487163220>"NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT 1V1 EVERY SINGLE ENEMY AND I NEED TO CHECK MY CORNERS!!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DANGEROUS AND HOSTILE WORLD!!!! FUCK YOU, TANIMURA!!!"
>>487172053>find gold chicken feet>find katana or morning star>travel to dragon land>kill big white dragon>make night cavalry jump off the bridgehope that helps
>>487171858>person shits on elden ring>theyre a fanboyHow?
>>487170280>muh japanese textNot a single one of you gaijin have ever proved that you can speak Japanese
>>487171836Elden Ring is breaking over 200K players on Steam daily it's more than necessary to have a general retard
>>487172053You're forgetting turning on 5 different group passwords to ensure that you almost always have the extra rune buff active.I like "erg" "SEEKERS" "GitGud" "FEXTRA" "SEEKERS"Not sure who's all of these are, aside from the obvious 2, but I'm pretty sure they're popular ones since you're always getting the gold buff nonstop.
>>487171758>that does not mean shit. He wanted it to be open world shitshow, he wants confusing vague story,Plot isn't the same thing as lore. Miyazaki gets it, Tanimura doesn't.
>>487163881Probably if it does the same effect, same as that muffle spell. Point is I've seen people crouched in bushes trying to get the nerve to sneak past these Winter Lanterns and then there's me just sprinting past them quiet as a mouse.
Are there any other games where the sun setting and moon rising is part of the story and sets the mood for each part of the game?
>>487171762
>>487172474Shinji's mom has got it going on...
>>487172434Doesn't that happen in DS3? I thought that was a thing. Maybe I'm misremembering.
>>487169531>>487170067Who the fuck is talking about blocking? You're supposed to identify when it and isn't safe to attack the boss during their attack chains, which is not difficult to do. Here's an example. Yes, it leads to trading when you don't know what you're doing and you're making blind assumptions. I got hit twice in the exact same way, for the exact same mistake in this clip, because I was making the mistake of assuming that I could continue safely attacking after the openings that the Morgott presents in the middle of his attack chain. Openings that I'd successfully identified by booting up the game and fighting him for like 2 minutes. I chose to blindly gamble on a risk:reward ratio, despite knowing that I was punished the first time, and I was predictably and deservedly punished a second time. This is how the game works, and this is why Margit's daggers (that get upgraded to a straight sword in his phase 2 and Morgott's fight) exist.You don't have to trade with bosses to attack them during their attacks. If I really wanted to, I could load up a character with O'Niel / Niall is alive and effortlessly kill them with only attacks int he middle of their animations.
>>487172474
>>487172019>Miquella ruined everything with the most retarded plan in the world because he couldn't get over his homolustIs not good tragedy. The game already had the perfect tragedy with the Haligtree being in ruins due to Miquella's unexpected kidnapping while Malenia was off fighting Radahn. Turns out he was just an asshole and the tree failed for no reason and he didn't tell anyone where he had gone
>>487172579Nobody knows that song you old cunt
I wonder if Mohg's body was planned to become the vessel for Radahn's spirit, or if his demise was simply a fortuitous happenstance. Because I don't see where Miquella had set in place any contingencies to ensure Mohg's demise. If the idea had been to make a vessel of Malenia (who was willing to die for her brother), Messmer (who'd have to be killed by anyone intent on reaching Miquella), or Godwyn (who had died in soul but not in body) then that wouldn't have to rely on a random Tarnished to appear out of nowhere to kill Mohg. So maybe Mohg was just one of several potential vessels and he was chosen simply because he had recently become available at the time of Miquella's apotheosis.
>>487172382The plot is from miyazaki he's said so himselfThe world is from mura miyazaki said he outsourced thatThey're both at fault
>>487172291Because you didn't properly convey your criticism, it sounds like you're only saying the claymore speed is better now because it was slower in the network test.
>>487171005>didnt get a new friede's scythe>didnt get a new aquamarine daggerwhy even play the DLC?
>>487169928Speaking of cute iterations the rats on bloodborne were at their cutest.
>>487172570it's the one punch man!!!!
Reminder that Godwyn still has his mind
>>487172570Based Saitama
>>487172738>dogshit that nobody usedwaah waah waah
>>487172610
>>487172626The biggest tragedy after the DLC is how badly and nonsensical the whole Haligtree lore looks now
>>487172643I know that song....Oh no... Am I old?
>>487172701The answer was so clearly Yamamura after Sekiro
>>487172802No he doesn't.
>>487172851
>>487172382keep coping buddy, everyone can see that is entirely miyazaki's style and direction and makes it such. Unlike Tanimura Miyazaki gets hands on and writes shit himself because fanboys gave him impression he is good at writing. He is not. Does DS3 give you impression Miyazaki is competent? He only showed he is a onetrick pony and just rehashed everything and gave players fanservice.
>>487163803Because le epic giant dad build
>>487172901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwy9o4EmdgkYes, he does.
>>487172840>nobody used friedes scytheLMAO that shit was fucking everywhere.Aquamarine dagger was a tonne of fun as well, but not many people used that because it was a dagger. Great fun in PVP though.
Expected this to take more than two tries, fight is still kino.Scrub should've spec'd into fire.
>>487168079yet this entire DLC is premised on him going through with an elaborate centuries-long plan and succeeding.
>>487172626>>487172863NOOOO ITS GOOD IF YOU ACCEPT MY COPE HEADCANON THAT MIQUELLA HAS A CHILDS MIND OR HE WAS CURSED WITH NASCENCY AND CAN NEVER FINISH SHIT
>>487172927>that VNThe most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend.The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along!And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality.
>>487172863Maybe Miquella's Haligtree failing is what drove him insane and made him shatter his great rune similar to how Marika went insane after the murder of Godwyn and it made her shatter the elden ring.
>>487172927
>>487171762>>487172474>>487172610>>487172851>>487172927Maybe we were too hard on Tanimura-san, she is only a woman after all.
How does weapon level matchmaking work? Can I invade hosts that have picked up the +8 weapons with a +5 somber weapon?table in OP says that+8 weapon can match 5-12 regular and 2-5 somber, does that go for invasions too?
>>487173019I actually have a theory, the fucker can use ghostflame and has a weird association with his followers. I theorize that godwyn's soul upon death merged with the outer god of death, the God of the twin birds, or it became whatever shabiri is to the frenzy flame.
>>487172870I know it to, and I'm not old at all.
>wake up at 0400>water the cucumbers and tomatoes >make some breakfast>have my black coffee without milk or sugar>boot up the pc>bump /fsg/ off page 9>type random gibberish into /dsg/ when they hit page 7>post bait in /erg/ >get ready for work and leave house by 0600
>>487172701That's not what I'm on about you daft bugger, I'm talking about the plot IN GAME must be clear THROUGHOUT THE GAME. If you make main plot cryptic you've failed at story telling. This is not the same as making the plot a mystery that then reveals itself at the end. The cryptic stuff should be for LORE ONLY.Get it?
The Crucible = Ancient metaphysical container of broiling primordial soup that contains the DNA of all flora and fauna of the known world?
>>487173314That would be much more interesting than what we got.
>>487173202
>>487173068Best OST even if it's terminally Kitamura
>>487173339I'm aware of what you're saying. You're an esl and don't understand what I'm saying. Stay mad.
>>487173160We will never know because it's all unnecessarily vague and what we have to go by just tells you he's a manipulative cunt who abandoned everything to brainwash his brother
>>487173132Man, that's a lot for one game.
What weapons should I look for while going for a greatshield build?I'm looking for either quality or dex onesFor now I'm just using the lordsworn greatsword since I found it earlier and it works but I want something more interesting and suited for my build
>>487173419>fought alongside Godfrey>Godfrey>arenas>PvP>Crucible
>>487173579Is this your first souls or something?
>>487173510Radahn isn't brainwashed. If he wanted to brainwash him he'd have done it ages ago. Radahn consented. They were in love. They love eachother. You've never been in love if you wouldn't do what miquella did to radahn.
>>487173768Nope, there's just so many weapons I can't really decide which one to go for
>>487173419The Crucible = Ancient metaphysical JAR of broiling primordial soup that contains the DNA of all flora and fauna of the known world
>>487173493No anon, you're just being an ass even when I show evidence of Miyazaki saying he delegated a lot when developing Elden Ring. To me, that sounds like Miyazaki's directing contribution is less that 40%.
>>487173473These games are full of great tracks but I think it's one of only three or four genuinely brilliant ones up there with Seath and Taurus Demon.
so you're saying taht radahn wanted to fuck that little old boy
>>487173948Stay mad
>charmed>but can still speak>leda>charmed but can still speak>radahn>two boss fights in a game almost every major lore boss speaks to you>no lines of dialogue ever
WHY AM I USING THREE DIFFERENT GENERALS ALL WITH THE SAME PEOPLE
>>487174062>final boss doesn't get death dialogueThe Twin Princes won so hard
>>487169490Horn of Marika
>>487174062>Grandam is more of a character than Rellana, Romina, or Radahn in this DLC.Seems like a case of misplaced priorities.
>>487173970Yeah >>487174062It's obvious miquella told radahn "the person who steps through that door killed leonard" and radahn is so pissed he doesn't want to speak to us
Thoughts on powerstanced lightning straight swords for pvp/invading?
>>487174243yeag
2022 called
>>487174048>Stay madThe truth hurts. Deal with it.
>>487174243>powerstancedExtremely gay
>>487169584Malenia still beats DLC Radahn in a 1v1 due to scarlet rot. The tests are on youtube.
>>487174243>powerstancedThis isn't ds2
>>487174062>The faint sounds of miquella nibbling on the burger like some weird squirrel
Hey anons if I make a backup of my savegame and level my self up would I be able to revert my save to delevel myself? I want to try co-oping at a higher level without ruining the summons I have currently.
>>487174370Keep crying
>>487173473Yeah his OST is excellent. Syncs up incredibly well to the fight as well, always enjoy fighting him. (aside from the shitty knockoff one that spawns mobs)
>>487174532kys
>>487174378I'm aware. Mohg also drops like 400k runes but he's probably only on Morgott's power level lorewise.
>>487172840are you actively working to be this wrong or does it come naturally to you?
>>487174573Take a breather anon go get some fresh air
>>487173019>be Miquella>this is happening>have statues of Godwyn hugging you>meh going for Radahn the warmonger who attacked Leydell
>>487174506Yeah that works just fine. If you want to keep the higher level save file later you can just make a backup of that one too and swap between them when you want.Or use a save manager to copy your character and have both on the same save.
>>487173579Try greatspears
>>487173473My favorites were Messmer and Romina
>>487171762Might be both. Definitely some girls are named Yui but also men
>>487167913arent buffs ultra broken in this videogame
>>487167240Gwyn, at least the name, references a known Welsh mythological figure who sometimes appears in early Arthurian tales, Gwyn ap Nudd. Gwyn has elements of Indo-European chief gods such as the Lightning spear, a Sun light spear in his case, and the only god I know who wields a weapon that has been described as a sun spear is the Irish god Lugh. Hoarah Loux in particular has connections with Lugh as well, such as leading a war against a one-eyed god. Lugh's son or reincarnation, Cuchulainn was known for his battle lust and Berserk transformation, as well as dying while standing on a tree or rock. Cuchulainn also happens to have traveled to a Celtic otherworld that's been called the 'Land of Shadows'.For Radahn, Lu Bu seems to me the most likely inspiration, considering the red hair, the very prominent presence of the horse, the lion iconography and even some events pertaining to one of Lu Bu's major battles involving a big plague.Just some of my own observations on the characters you just mentioned, but I think Miyazaki has already shown an understanding of western/Indo-European mythology in his previous works. I feel like even without GRRM's aid, who should probably have the western medieval literature more on his wheelhouse, Miyazaki seems to be aware of a good deal of Welsh and Irish legends considering the amount of welsh and gaelic words and names he uses in his games, but also the gods and character archetypes that seem to be alluded by some of his key characters.
>>487174613Do we count hyped up on Formless Mother stuff like Phase 2? His illusion protecting the Frenzied Flame is around as strong as Morgott in gameplay.
>>487174734Because radahn was nice to him as a kid too. You see malenia was actually in love with godwyn and miquella with radahn. Miquella tried to get his sister her crush back but failed
>>487174062I think the biggest argument about Radahn being controlled is how his aura changes from red to gold the second Miquella appears during the second phase cutscenehttps://youtu.be/HO_SQfOj5SY?si=mI2_XAeLEm78LS62&t=128
>>487171196Well, there's a price for everything.No-one said they are happy, well-adjusted men.They are just stubborn and resilient.
>>487168079I hate this "cursed with nascence" because it takes away from us, the player. It heavily implies that Miquella will eventually fuck up, with or without our involvement. We could go on our 1000 year journey with Ranni and Miquella would eventually fuck up all by himself.
>>487175068>the very prominent presence of the horseAlexander idolized Hercules while making a big deal about his horse too.
>>487175076Who was he gonna who've godwyns soul into if he could get it as a god? Morgott? Us?
Miquella's ___
>>487175227No actually, because the whole point of godhood and discarding his body is to get rid of his curse, which he did by the end. He would've succeeded if not for us.
>Mohg>Godwyn>Mohgwyn Dynasty
>>487174062He has cut lines in the game files, if you wanna take a look at those.
>>487175317better half Trina
HOW DO HOSTS HAVE LESS THAN 1K HP AT 200?I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE
Maybe the next dlc wil
>>487174243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTe8FYYQLqg
This is the guy you people keep sexualizing, this is the guy you people say has a large penis and raped mohg and radahn, this is the guy you keep making incest shitposts about him and malenia, this is the guy you claim is a hypnorapistLook at this, take a good, long, look. And realize how awful you are and stop
In hindsight, we went to this random ass mansion in the middle of nowhere, even though the owner didn't want us to, and beat up this tortured old guy for fun after robbing the place.
>>487175816He is all of those things and he has a coinslot nikocado avocado asshole
>>487175527It was never in reference to godwyn. Look at what wyn actually means and you'll understand why he named the dynasty that. Godwyn is a nothing character. Grow up.
>>487175816I believe it.
>>487175816>has a large penisaccording to who?
>>487176015>Godwyn has NOTHING to do with his Omen brother Okay
>>487175502>No actually, because the whole point of godhood and discarding his body is to get rid of his curse, which he did by the end. He would've succeeded if not for us.Not bad for a graceless Tarnished, not bad at all.Remind me, why do we need that blue doll? Why the fuck do we need to bother ourselves with that demigod nonsense, when clearly we are better than them?
>>487176093Yeah. He was locked away for ages and only recently escaped then immediately formed his cult since the sewer mohg copy is an adult with the same clothes and weapon. Godwyn has no purpose to mohg or anyone besides fia, ranni, marika, and the dragons.
>Radahn's Japanese title was Shogun>he was occupying Caelid, thus the part about never seeing home again, implying Redmanes aren't native to Caelid>lol he was a nice occupier
Plot twist : Scadutree realm is actually 300 years in the future, after the Miquella Ending when Malenia put his needle into the erdtree, resisted the poison, and changed its shape. That was a cryo cocoon.
>>487174182True, the dialogue in that fight is great.
>>487176285>The game was jap wank all along
>>487174182Because Miquella's just a sex object
>>487176126Because the elden ring needs an empyrean to be its host. We can't be its host. So it's either the mentally ill blue statue or the mentally ill doll.
I always wondered what if we were dragged into the past for another DLC much like DS1 or memories like Ds2's Ashen Mist Heart.
>>487171901Use it and then whack something with the holy scorpion talisman on and with it off and see if the damage changes.
>>487176285>implying Redmanes aren't native to CaelidIsn't this obvious? I mean nothing implied otherwise.Radahn is from Liurnia and presumably his army is from there too.
the lack of ash of war for whips worries me unless i missed a good multi hit one somehow
>tarnished go to the lands in between when they dieSo its clearly purgatory and not a real placeWhy is the expansion a shadow realm of an already imaginary spiritual plane? This was never a real world
>>487175502Not just his more literal curse but, as Ymir says, his own bloodline and ties to the past. Maybe his fault is simply not going far enough like Ranni did.
My daughter seems to be going through a bit of a phase.
>>487176285Shogun literally means general.The title of the warlord-ruler of medieval japan was a shortening of sei-i taishōgun.
>>487175642Bullshit, if this were true there would be 20 lore YouTubers on it
>>487176578>tarnished go to the lands in between when they dieThey do?
>blacksteel greathammer has hyper armor on the guard counter>sekiro tear is a thingholy fucking shit this is insane
>>487176578actually tarnished RETURN to the lands between when they die outside of them
>>487176592Melina and her brother give me the impression that their whole lives have been one long phase.
>>487176730Hyper armor guard counters are fucking nuts
stylish...
>str/dex have greatbows>fth has frenzied burst >int has loretta's greatbowWhat does arc get in the ultra long range nuke category?
>>487176649>[21040000] I am Radahn.>[21040100] Born of red-maned Radagon, and Rennala of the Full Moon.>[21040200] A lion bred for battle.i dont make shit up. Loretubers arent in on it cause it doesnt say anything, no wonder they cut it
>>487176405It's literally about Sengoku Japan with a paint of western fantasy and copious doses of Shintoism masked as Golden Order
>>487175816Nice feet, I'M GOING TO LICK THEM CLEAN
>>487176634>Shogun literally means general.Short for Sei-i Taishōgun or "Commander-in-Chief of the Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians"
>>487171005I don't miss trick weapons but I miss a couple of the movesets. I wish ER had something like a greatsword that used Ludwig's transformed moveset when two-handed for example.
>>487176730https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/5503https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/5217cheating? I call it having fun
>>487176994bot post
>>487176909>I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella>I am Radahn
>>487176683The dung eater is literally hung in the intro and Gideon is lying in a grave Every tarnished has already made their reputation and died elsewhere, thats why it only makes sense that the elden ring setting is a part of the afterlife
>>487176056>>487176449Miquella is the top and has a large penis>the name for the boss in the files is mikerad>in jp his name is often spelled like mikerra>in jp for ships the top is usually named first>mohg is weaker to behind stance breaks than most other bosses>consort radahn phase 1 is the only one weaker than mohg to behind stance breaks>meaning mohg and consort radahn have weak behinds>mohg was shitposted because he supposedly shared chambers with miquella implying sex>this idea means that sex with miquella left mohg with a weak behind>if consort radahn has an even weaker behind then miquella would've JUST fucked him before going through the gate>to make someome of their size so weak from behind his dick would have to be massive disproportionately huge Miquella fucked both mohg and radahn's asses. The reason miquella has so many female only factions serving him is because they're all hoping they'll get a chance with big dick miq
>>487176730How strong is the hyperarmor? Usable in pvp?
When is the next game coming out?And before that, when do we get a proper patch?
>>487176909it does reiterate that he loves war and is only alive for war I guess, confirming that Freyja was right.
>>487177335>and has a large penisno
>>487176270>He was locked away for ages and only recently escapedI was always curious how the fuck did it work?How old were the children that got thrown into that sewers? How exactly they managed to survive? How the fuck the shackles were supposed to work? Were Morgott and Mohg kept in a prison cell? Who fed them and cleaned the piss bucket?How did they get out? How old they were when they got out? Who taught them to use magic and convinced them to pursue carriers in politics? That Shunning Grounds story doesn't make any sense. Cute and touching, but completely insane.
>>487177378I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they just returned to annual slop at this point and something like another AC is out within 18 months.
Are gods allowed more than one consort at a time?
So I'm currently using an Antspur rapier with poison mist AoW w/ blood affinity in main hand and a cold affinity rapier in my offhand. I have 20 dex and 50 arc, should I go dex instead?
idgiPoD staff has A scaling on int/fai with 302 on sorcery scalingstaff of the Great Beyond has B scaling on int/fai with 320 sorcery scalingwhats going on? also wasn't PoD staff recently buffed.
>St Trina>Godhood is a prison, kill my other half plz>Go kill a demigod and then a God empowered demigod>Wow I bet I'm going to get a cool reward right>Get a single flower you can put in your hairLet me write a Fromsoft quest:>Harken Hero, please go kill Anvil the Mad Golem who wield Gazzraborg, the Life Severing Hammer! Beware for his flesh is stone and impenetrable! >For a reward I have (rustles through pants pocket) 2 scraps of paper, some string and 25 cents!
>>487177335No. Remember this is how people actually see them
>>487177428Cope. He's hung like a horse.
>>487176909Fucking hell, I really don't get From sometimes>Ok so we got this dude who was a pretty big deal in ER lore AND we are gonna bring him back for the DLC because he is so cool and the fanbase loves him>ok then should we have some lines for him?>nah make him a mute bastard from beginning to the end>even when he dies?>yeah now hurry let's ship that shit
>>487175738Yese
>>487176730>blacksteel greathammer has hyper armor on the guard counterGuess I'm respeccing to STR/FTH when I get home tonight.
>>487177586you're the one coping as proven by all the artwork made of him
>>487176846Arc gets bleed, it doesn't need anything else.
I'm wandering around volcano manor. I killed the fat guy boss and found snake girl then ended up in an area with exploding jars. There's a big one there but he isn't aggressive. Is that Alexander? I also saw one of those magma wyrms but can't remember where it was.
>>487177335>mikerad>mikerra>mike
>>487177681>str/fth on a faith weapon
>>487177738Does it? The strongest bleed weapons are all str/dex with no arc investment.
>>487177369oro was using it recently if you want to watch. just 2 handed it and guard countered everyone to death.
>>487176730The dueling shields have something even better, they have blocking frames during guard counters making them almost safe to spam.
>>487177886I think he means bleed infusion scales with arc.
>>487177738>Arc gets bleedOnly on weapons with innate bleed lmao>>487178018>D arcThat's for builds with 0 Arcane
>>487177335It's fucked up that most new radahn art is just him being plapped by miquella. This is how radahn will be remembered. A wet fart of a boss and miquella's onahole.
Lol get yeetedThe knockdown on this thing ain't a joke
>>487172673Dude miyazaki doesn't even think about it this deeply. Stop respecting "stories" and "lore" that it's own creator doesn't respect. Souls games plots are just mystery box rule of cool plots that never get resolved only so there's an excuse to show off some cool berserk fan art in video game form. Don't overthink it.
>>487176909This is such a generic line that it could've been put anywhere without context. You could put it on a talking bobblehead of Radahn and it'd fit. Hell, if he introduces himself like that, people would think Miquella's brainwashed him from the start because he doesn't recognize you from killing him the first time or gave him brain damage to repeat the most no context >Hi there! My name is Steve!line ever.
>>487177747yeah that's him, go talk to him to advance his questline
>>487177849what should the stats be for it at RL150? i want to test it out and see if it's any good. minimal strength for 80 FTH or what?
I think I like the stuff fujos make more.The men portrayed might not always be ideal, but at least it's more of a wholesome, equal relationship
Yeah, I pet MSB (Miquella’s smooth ballsack)
hey niggers did sorcs and faithgods get cool spells and weapons in the dlci plan on buying it and playing a mage using mostly melee spells and a melee weapon
>>487178150Where's your leo ring>>487178213>150Just do whatever at that point
>>487177991Sounds amazingAlthough i think 1h greathammer moveset beats 2h by a wide margin
>>487178014yeah but blacksteel greathammer has a special guard counter that shits out damage in a double hitting AoE like marika's hammer.
>>487178205He doesn't seem to want to talk to me. I helped him get out of the hole, then opened the doors in those caves and summoned him during the festival boss fight.
>>487178236Most fujo stuff is toxic and worse than what we have in elden ring. Go read their fanfics or look at most of their nsfw art. Remember they all loved killing stalking for a long time
>>487178018Bleed infusion is for str/dex builds.
>>487177525Are you asking your chosen goddess to have you share her?
>>487177470how the hell mohg became a /fa/ god after spending most of his life in a literal sewer? (mind you, his brother couldn't comprehend how pants work)
>>487178440No idea. I have a regular flamberge but I can't decide if I should infuse it with quality or bleed. I don't really use art of war that much.
>>487178501
>>487178236Fujoshit is toxic as all fuck, the hell you're talking about?Yumes tend to portray and like some really cool male characters though
>>487178448Silly anon, there are many times a harem lead is the girl but the boy still fucks the other girls.
>>487178083I choose to basically ignore the Radahn/Miquella parts of the DLC and pretend Radahn died when we gave him his glorious end in the FESTIVAL OF WAR!
Why does literally every character only have one eyeball?
>>487178668Bronsbach....
>>487177639How awesome would it be if during the rematch in the DLC he came out and deliverd some line that went something like "thank you for granting me an honorable death, now allow me to return the favour"
>>487178348>Where's your leo ringI'm on a frenzy hybrid so i kinda don't need itI find passive FP generation from blessed dew supremely comfy
>>487178328>i plan on buying it and playing a mage using mostly melee spells and a melee weaponIf by mage you mean INT build, Carian Sovereignty and Carian Thrusting Shield is all you get that's good. The first is too slow to use on the DLC final boss, the second was nerfed and still required skill to beat the DLC final boss even before the nerf.
>>487178779Sure anon, you keep telling yourself that.
>>487178656You shouldn't blood infuse weapons that already have bleed. It will have the same amount of blood build-up as other weapons in its class, while dealing less physical damage.
How the hell is it Mohg's body is being defiled by Miquella yet we all feel Radahn's been raped harder? Radahn's got the raw end of the deal this time.
>>487178713It's kind of toxic a lot of times, but it's not objectively evil and dehumanizing like femboy stuff is.
>>487178410>>487178713Were they the ones that made that systemic rape society omega universe thing?
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>>487178083Oh, God, I'm such a slowpoke, I've only just now realized why Miquella had all those additional hands. I feel so stupid. My pervert levels are too low. Must work harder.
>>4871783822H talisman is a thing though, and 1.5xSTR. you could just use a shield with it though.
>>487179007Mohg's at least deadSure defiling his corpse is a disrespect of his memory, but at least he can't feel it
>>487178779True. This happens all the time.>>487178881What about>OH SHIT SAVE ME AGAIN THIS FEMBOY'S FUCKING ME AGAINST MY WILL AAAHHH!
>>487179008Most Femboy art is so fucking vile to the point it just stopped looking at it entirely, better to use your imagination for some things
>>487175502>would'veHe literally did.Its literally a remembrance of a consort and a god.We also kill Radagon/Marika and the Elden Beast, who is above meme empyrean """Gods""".
>>487172738The speed buff scythes got was better than any new meme L2 stick.
>>487179019Elden Ring's lore would make sense if they lived in an omegaverse society
>>487177335Based an true.>>487178083I fail to see the issue, Radahn's the average thug on thughunters.
