Tarnished next to living ranni and marika>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPoisoned: >>487147761
>>487179110In this case 1h moveset is just way, WAY better for pvp. Running r1 into r2 can act like a roll catch for example.
This is now /cute/ general.Post cute.Most cute.
>it's still technically your body so Miquella is still riding your cockMiquella is STILL MINE AND MINE ALONE
>the furnace golems have fire giants' heads on their hipsSay what you want about Messmer but he was pretty pro at designing shit to scare and genocide the fuck out of the hornsent
>>487179426mmkay
Everyone says Seluvis is Pidia's puppet because he dies in the "deactivated puppet" pose but I always assumed that he simply did the same thing Sellen did and put his primal glintstone inside a puppet in order to prolong his lifespan. Typical evil wizard necromancer horcrux stuff.
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>>487179281It's just disgusted me so much I really can't even stand to look at the Elden Ring shit or Miquella at all anymore because you know Miyazaki is into that stuff
>>487179440Mohg was a female. Everyone just assumed she was male because omens all have ogre bodies and she just didnt correct anyone because she was too focused on blood and miquella
>>487179768How was he able to make a game that sold to over 20 million people?
>>487179635messmer solod the dancing lions and impaled those big ass hornsent in the storeroom he was the devil incarnate to the hornsent
>>487179678I actually think we don't even encounter real Seluvius. The asshole is remote controlling a puppet. He cuts the connection off and that's it.He's far too despicable to just die like that
>>487179172>Mohg's at least dead>Sure defiling his corpse is a disrespect of his memory, but at least he can't feel itDo we know what happened with Mohg's soul?I mean, death in Elden Ring is a bit fuzzy concept.Mohg's soul might be somewhere, confused and very, very pissed.
>>487180108nah Seluvis definitely seems like the overconfident arrogant type to think he's got one over on Ranni meanwhile he has no idea how incomprehensibly beyond his abilities she is and before he knows it she kills him.
>>487180108isn't pidia controlling seluvis?
>>487177525>MC gets tied up and trap starts sucking MC >meanwhile main heroine is getting tentacle raped>both see each other and get more around against their will watching each other get rapedThis is a more compelling love story than Miquella and Radahn.
>>487179768its a shame tho, there is some really great femboy art out there but you have to swim through the sceptic tank of gross shit to find it. I guess its like that for most NSFW content anyway
The HBO series will save Elden Ring's lore.
>>487179768What's wrong with femboy stuff? Im only upset miquella wasn't obsessed with and raped the tarnished. That should've been the ending
>>487180147It's probably in the spirit world or erdsneed
The weak should fear the strong
>>487180285Pidia dies AFTER Seluvis does, if Pidia was controlling Seluvis he'd logically only become "deactivated" after the puppets kill Pidia. Seems more logical that Seluvis is killed by Ranni and then the puppets kill Pidia because they're no longer being controlled by Seluvis.
>>487180147So long as souls aren't killed a la Malekith, they seem to float around the Mausoleums all carrying bodies are in prep for those demigods being revived. If we ever get an Elden Ring 2, they can always bullshit more demigods by saying they got fucked early or taken off guard during the Shattering but were rezzed some time after.
>>487179921My Lord Mohg was a big sexy stallion of a man.Please, stop offending the memory of Luminary Mohg.
>>487180432Femboy fans are evil sadistic pedophiles who hate women and gay men.
>>487180340nothing wrong with it, there is just a ton of nasty slop
I got a phantom hit with the golden crux and the grab didn't register.
it feels so random that rogier and D. have a history together for like no reason.it reeks of cut content
>>487180147>>487180409Mohg will possess godwyn's body and feet deathblight will become more malicious and he'll have an army of the undead. Or he'll possess ranni's dead body and use its empyrean status to become blood goddess 2 just like how malenia became a second rot goddess, spamming sorceries that bleed you and instead of being moon centric casts blood star shit
>>487180308No it's just what the femboy crowd is like in general. They're all violent misogynist pieces of shit.
>>487179426my little night ponyis cute
>>487180565I have two x chromosomes and love femboys. But it's true I hate irl gay men they're disgusting fictional gays>>real gays.
>>487180610eh they're roundtable fellows and they're interested in deathblight it's not that deep
Can't wait fight Rogier with his deahtblight moonveil in Elden Ring 2
This thread radicalized me against Type B players and now it is radicalizing me against femboys.
INT/FTH build in the DLC, yay or nay?The spells dont really excite me and I heard the death sorceries dont even scale with the POD staffBut there's still the usables like Tibia's Call and Pic related. How are they?Any weapons worth trying for that?
>>487180565I dont like femboys I just think that image is so fucking nasty its funny
>>487180692Happy endings are the best.
I started a second character (and I didn't had the issue on my first one), but I always have to summon torrent twice on this character, because he either doesn't come out at all or he spawns in, but my character doesn't mount it. it's kind of annoying to always having to press the button twice. is this a known issue?
>middle of fighting consort Radahn>Radahn dying>Mohg's soul returns>nothing protecting Miquella from Formless Mother who chooses Miquella like Scarlet Rot chose Malenia>Mohg reclaims his stronger than ever body>THE MOHGWYN DYNASTY RISES!>I KNEW MIQUELLA LOVED ME, JUST NOT THIS MUCH!>Miquella completely confused and unable to do anything as Mohg incorrectly assumes he did everything for Mohg to become a god
>>487181220Question isCould they EVER match that NIHIL phase transition and the sheer energy of phase 2 Mohg?
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>>48718112140/40 with one of the lion heads is alright, just use the new staff
Would the dlc be better in your opinion if it was revealed you were miquella's intended consort and everything including torrent coming to you was just him grooming you from the start? Would you prefer it if there wasn't a final boss or the final boss was a second phase rennala like illusion made by miquella as a final test to see if you're worthy enough to be his spouse?
>>487181574Nooo stop posting this your gonna trigger mermaidtard
Definitely hardest so far.>>487181331Mohg is the best fight in the base game for sure.
>>487181593dlc would've been fine if the final boss was Mohgwyn and it was a hornsent abomination of mohgs soul and godwyns cadaver surrogate
>>487181364What does that have to do with my post?
>be Radahn>legendary figure>boss fight against dying self is meant to be summoning tons of help because you're such a one man army even on your death bed>revived >oh shit it's your pre-shattering self so your gravity spells are less impressive looking>only new mechanics are hugs = death via miquella>nothing interesting about the fight, not that there's much, is about you >leaker vids show mimic tears break you>mfw
Where's my 5 phase boss fight
>>487181220Now I'm genuinely sad.
>>487181379>cuts right as the r2 is about to rollcatch kek
>>487181645who/dont care
>>487181593I wouldve preferred to just kill miquella, reusing radahn was lame and his association with kevins was devastating for trying to take him seriously.
>>487181810don't be mohg got to see bloodborne 2 when he died now we just have to wait
>>487181593Malenia makes more sense and cut content alludes to her >>487181715His soul is gone. It was always gone. It was never going to return.
>>487179424The Blacksteel hammer works well 1h.With Sacred Blade and 50 fth it has close to 1000 AR.It's basically the Holy equivalent of the Fire Knight GS.You can probably go around demolishing people with jump attacks if you get a second one, or use it alongside incantations.
>>487181779It explains the mindset that the femboy crowd has and the dynamic with Radahn in general
>>487181676I'm pretty sure I died to her more than all the other bosses combined.
>>487180878this but unironically
>>487181220I thought omens were supposed to be unpopular but somehow Mohg got to lead one of the largest factions on the continent, how did he pull that off?
>>487181574she's so cute:)have a kitty, sweet girl
>>487181962mohgs soul and godwyns cadaver surrogate esl
>>487181865Who the fuck is Kevin
>>487182175Legendary elden ring playerHe uses bloodhound fang or moonveil or rivers of bloodHe only spams L2 He has 900HP at RL200
>>487181962>His soul is goneHe still has his mind>>487182040Seek Strength, the rest will follow.
>>487182175holy newfag
New Vaatihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VscKtjLG9XU
>>487181978Why would I care about their mindset? Only mine matters. Only I matter.
>>487181593Maybe but I would've been happier if there was no Radahn. Maybe Miquella uses Mohg's body to construct a new adult body for himself. Maybe he does that but then in the middle of the fight Formless Mother hijacks his Mohg body so he starts begging you to kill him as phase 2. Just give me something other than a boss we've already beaten as the final boss.Hell, I would've been alright with a revived Radahn as a side boss like Midra or Bayle. Someone tries reading Radahn but it fucks up and we have a berserk clone Radahn you have to stop. Just not final boss.
>>487181379>one of the lion heads is alrightwhy? Whats their bonus again?>just use the new staffDoesnt it have worse scaling than either Golden order Seal or POD staff?
>>487182040he just appealed to a certain type of tarnished.>The fingers have no love for you> The formless mother loves you thoenter loveless maidenless losers like white mask bullgoat niggers.
>>487182350Miquella is an effeminate fucktoy who is like a woman. He could never do anything on his own.Like a woman, it's a waste of a hole
>>487181593I think anything that wasn't Radahn or an overly gimmicky boss would've been better.
>>487182175This is Kebin.
Posting cute Marika. (Cute Marika does not exist, cute Marika can't hurt you).
>The shadow bound beast of Miquella is Torrent, who got freed from GW/fingers mindrape thanks to Miq's needleSource: my ass but it's better than what we got in the DLC about this aka fucking nothing
>>487182452+3 str/dex for Rellana's Twin BladesThe staff is worse than GO but better than Gelmir/PoD
>>487182350>>487181593Miquella should've shoved malenia's soul inside of mohgs body as a desperate last attempt to save her from the rot
>>487181220>formless mother craves wounds>mohg still spewing blood after death pleases her>picking a fight becomes the whole reason this happens>it's all miquella's fault for starting the fight and bringing no unalloyed gold
>>487182003She's got a lot of combos and she's very fast, also her phase 2 changes a few of them.She also hits hard for how quick she is, I do agree that in my opinion she's the hardest boss at the appropriate scadu level.
>>487182348The epic music with the montages of this shitty janky combat make me cringe so fucking hard
>>487182646The shadowbeast is actually the putrecent knight pre corruption. It's why its protecting st trina. Malenia's shadowbeast was mutated by the aeonia and turned into the first iteration of gowry before it died and another kindred of rot took its place.
>>487181804Even Sekiro with deathblow stages peaked at 4, 5 would be getting silly.
NG+7 is not that hard
>>487182876Why did he shill for TFA?
>head of state sec>created new species>reinvented magma sorceries>invented autonomous battle droids that carry stable wormholes aroundIf Rykard wasn't so gross and dickish he might have been remembered as a clever cookie instead of as the biggest freak on the continent.
>>487179426Then why did you post ugly?
>>487182040Sigma grindset.Who am I kidding, it's that ass.
I just started the DLC. Is there anything missable via progression? Like if I go to an area too soon or kill a boss early I'll miss out on an armor set or weapon?
>>487183037He's senile and he still had hopes back then
I think i'm about to lock myself into an ending.Melina is pleading with me to not light the frenzied flame, the same guy I killed for the armor i'm wearing told me about it being here. I already did rannis quest so I thought I would get hers, what happens if I keep going bros?
>>487182707Ive heard literally nothing good about the new SONAF
>>487183091Yes. Don't approach the Messmer castle too early. I'm serious. Just approaching it can trigger a message and screw over side quests.
>>487183129
>>487181804Just invade a taunter host that keeps running away until a blue appears, and after it dies runs away to wait for the next one.
>>487183059<heart broken>
>>487183091Don't rush to Messmer atop the Shadow Keep explore around
>>487183159You get semi-locked in.You can theoretically still break away before the end, but only if you did the questline with the red head from caelid.
>>487183221It shits out damage with the twinblade talisman
>Rennala met a full moon>Rennala and Rellana met twin moons>Ranni met a dark moonThis is stalker behavior. They should report it.
>>487182062
>>487182482>he could never do anything on his ownNOW YOU GET ITThis is why he had so many failed plans, his only aids where malenia and a bunch of women male haligtree sissies. He craved a real masculine man like radahn and like every other zoomer femboy irl became obsessed and creepy about him, radahn didn't want to be gay so miquella tricked him, he got radahn to promise to be his consort, radahn thinking he was agreeing to be malenia's. Radahn being the chad battle autist he was thought his battle with malenia was just some kinky foreplay, it was only after she stabbed him and whispered to go to miquella did he have a shocked and angered expression, he realized he, like what gays do to people, was groomed.
>>487183091Yes, you can miss a few NPC armors/weapons and a unique parfumers bottle you can buy from one of them if you approach the Big Black Castle too early
>>487183359ah Millicent?I haven't. Aight, cheers bro. Will go find the slut, apparently she's in Atlus based on the last time I saw her
>>487183387Nay.
>>487183159This is the 'evil' route and it locks you out of other endings, but you can 'undo' it later via another questline.But Melina will leave forever if you cross that door, and undoing it won't bring her back.
Is Gowry like a Shabriri type figure where's he's like a manifestation of an outer god that posesses bodies in order to be more approachable to humans? Or is he just some random pest using illusion magic to look human? They are said to be as intelligent as people.
>>487183387cutest cinnamon roll, too good for this world
>>487183662Both. Moore is a pest larping as a human too
>>487183581thought so
>>487183662He's just a Shrimp >>487183765lol
>>487183662The latter.At one point he laments that Malenia wont accept him and his kin and prays for salvation.
>>487183363>twinblade talisman>on a weapon with a long R1 combo and weak individual hitsdoes he know?
>>487183526Note that Melina will forever despise you if you enter those doors. No matter what happens after.
>>487183319She probably deserved to die in a horrible way because of the work she did for the Volcano Manor.
Can I somehow have two characters on 1 save? I don't want to use larval tear every time I want to play a healslut.
>>487181965>FAI gets all this cool shit>INT only gets, like, magic infused carian thrusting shield
>>487184005You can clone saves if that's what you want
>>487183876Do the combo talismans work well with those swords?
>>487183060Why the fuck do most dudes have fatter asses than most women? It's insane how fucking hot some dudes butts look and I'm not even gay
Try to prove my meme theory wrongMalenia technically Mpregged radahn and that's how millicent was born. This was all a test by miquella to see if he could survive giving birth as miquella intended to impregnate him
>>487182348Not watching this shit, someone tell me if he says some retarded shit (like implying Malenia is in the wrong for rejecting the pests) or if it's just another bog standard item description reading layed over with his melodramatic visuals and style of speaking
>>487184005You can clone your save file.
>>487179426>>487179651https://youtu.be/1v9zl6mBpwc
>>487184019the new spells are fucking great though
The thing that caught me off guard is how many Faith weapons there are in this DLC. Like damn.
>>487184019Harsh if perhaps necessary punishment for getting Kamehameha
>>487184201Absolutely, but half the good ones have a retarded FAI taxMiriam's vanishing completely redefines casters in pvp though
>>487184019Apparently gets higher AR and guard boost if you scholar's armament buff it while uninfused. Don't discount it, piercing fang on that bad boy goes hard as fuck.
>>487183247This is utter bullshit especially because I was specifically trying to avoid this happing and intentionally stayed away from the keep but even just approaching the church of Manus Metyr is enough to make it happen. At least make it so it only happens when you actually enter the keep, not when you get within five miles of it.
>>487183420It does seem like Radahn would be way more into Malenia than Miquella from what we know
>>487184128>Not watching this shitok.>someone tell meno.
>>487184156Cringekino
>>487181804>>487183289This
>Miquella's plan goes awry and he comes out the gate of divinity as a crazed abomination born of him and Mohg's body together because of hornsent/omen + Marika's blood shenanigans>put him down, Ansbach says something about how one cannot truly ever discards away their sins >ultra hidden boss is accessed through the gates of divinity to bring you to "the one closest to becoming a god">travel to pre-rot Sellia and have to fight Prime Radahn>upon victory he admits being bested, feels that something bad is gonna happen but has a feeling you will give him the warrior death he deserves and sends you backBrb I just got a job offer from Teriyaki himself
>>487184128She is in the wrong for rejecting pests. They're not pests for one, they're kindred of rot and we're just as intelligent as humans and deserve fair treatment. They're her kids, came from her aeonia, made to serve and aid her. If she was loving she'd have a powerful army at her beck and call. There's no reason for her to reject them. They love her more than miquella ever could.
>>487184019They refuse to nerf pebble/shower of stars not like it needs more to be cancer
Your new Trick Weapon has arrived.
>>487183876>He doesn't know crouch+jump r1 and standing R2 chain into the last r1>>487184071Yeah but watch your stamina
>>487184429>we're
>>487184336>This is utter bullshitOf course, it's fromsoft.
>>487184501>crouch R1better hope there's not a microscopic pebble by your foot
>>487184393It's my headcanon that since shamans are so good at melding flesh and serosh seems to be grafted onto godfrey, marika herself grafted serosh onto him.
>be Radahn>your FAITH weapon sucks
>want to find him to continue his quest? just go back to this super early area that has 0 points of interest and you have no reason to go back to >no we can't give you any hint of where he might be. it should be obvious for youwhat is maya zaki problem?
>>487184589You'd have to free-aim down to snipe that pebble
>>487184658It's a Str/Int weapon though
Is Zweihander really a colossal sword? Swinging it around like one is quite goofy looking.
>>487184071what combo talismans?The twinblade talisman? no. Youd better use winged sword insignia due to tis quick attacks and long combos
>>487183765>Moore is a pest larping as a human tooI thought this too but I'm not so sure. Based on Ansbach's dialogue it seems like Moore is just an autistic but hard working tarnished who happened to gather a following of pests simply because they respect him.
>>487184019Carian Thrusting Shield is really fucking strong.And INT can use it with the Standard infusion + Scholar's Armament so it gets the highest AR and shield boost(infusions, specially elemental ones decrease that stat).
>>487184664I'm german so I'm not a furry but I wanted blaidd to impregnate me so badly if someome like him existed irl, half man half wolf, I'd become his wife in a heartbeat I hated how we couldn't marry him I really wish there were more marryable characters in this game.
>>487184831The funny thing is there's giant IRL claymores and most IRl zweihandlers are smaller than soulsborne ones.
>>487184928Why are you like this, Hans?
>>487184019Maybe mechanically and visually the spells are less interesting but they're also far more powerful in PvE and PvP
>>487184928Why are germans like this?
>>487184940Flamberge seems to aim for that though
>>487184362Miquella has a penis though
>>487184501>to make the talisman work, youd have to perform a very specific combo every single timeI'd rather just play the game. Im not looking to squeeze out 50k damage on a boss, Im looking for a build that works without copious amounts of sweat.
>OMG IS THAT... A NEW VAATIVIDYA LORE VIDEO????? HES THE UNDISPUTED LOREMASTER OF SOULSBORNE KINO! SO MUCH FREAKING DEEP LORE!!! IM GONNA SPEND ALL DAY WATCHING LORE VIDEOS FROM LOREMASTER VAATI
Out of nowhere, seeing the Flamberge reminds me that For Honor Warmonger's execution where she grabs your face and slams it on her blade would make a great Mortal Kombat Fatality. I don't know why this thought came to me.
>>487184389>that picmaybe one in every a hundred invasions goes like that, if you're lucky
>>487184831>>487184940>Zweihander in Elden Ring: 15lbs (7.5kg)>Zweihander in reality: 7lbs (3.5kg)
>>487184928I love wolf men but Blaidd was pure torture because he is never going to shut up about his Ranni.
>>487185147don't worry about that, you'll never be able to pull off the CR1/JR1 followup R1 in a bossfight anyways lol
>>487185058DLC has equalized the fai and int skill set when it comes to pvp. Even gave FAI consumable star shower.
>>487185147>m looking for a build that works without copious amounts of sweatThen why are you doing an int/fth build?
>>487180610Your fujo radar went off when you heard they had a history together that's all. Turns out Rogier was a death bed maiden's whore.
>>487184928what about being german makes you unable to be a furry?
>>487185223It's more common on console I've noticed. No idea why but there's just as many players as on pc but it's less toxic. I'm guessing console players are just more casual in general?
>>487184928As a german I want to say I don't know this guy, I think he might actually be Austrian.
>>487185261elden ring weapons are measured in miyazakis, not lbs or kg
more women getting into elden ring brings uhh...interesting results for sure
This will be your new colossal sword.
>>487185310I told you in the post, because tibia and the new omen bairn look fun
>start new playthrough>have fun doing the tree sentinel -> margit -> godrick low level gauntlet>get to liurnia>lose all interest in the run.
Edgelords where we at?
Unironically Vaati is the safest lore-tuber and does nothing but recite item descriptions. His headcanons and speculations are very minimal, especially after he's been burned so many times for even the slightest bit of speculation like the Erdtree being a parasite (which really isn't even that far off). The biggest problem is he plays it TOO safe so it makes his videos boring because he's not going to say anything you don't already know if you've spent any amount of time reading the lore.
I am of Norwegian descentI have fair skinBlond hairBlue eyesI am tallRegularly go to the gymAm racistHave a strong jawline and nice head of hairI love rya very much she is my wife and I want to cuddle her and feed her bugs
>>487185406The primary console demographic is kids who got one for Christmas and adults who play video games for maybe an hour a day at most just to unwind after work, so yes, definitely more casual.
>>487185657Isn't that just how he's always been? He's less of a theory dude and more of a storyteller for plebs too lazy to read item descriptions.
Hello I've come to inform you there was a cut frenzy head transformation you'd get from beating midra. The icon was his own decapitated head. You'd use it and get the frenzy flame head he has/you get in the frenzy ending.
>>487185657>if you've spent any amount of time reading the loreThat's probably only like 5% of players.
>>487185586same. it's just such a long stretch of boring
>>487185853Exactly, which is why it's insane that people hate him so much. He's the most milquetoast and innoffensive member of the souls community, seems like he only gets so much hate because he's so popular and has so much influence over the "baseline lore interpretation" that most casual players default to. The worst thing he ever did was shill DS2 and that was a decade ago.
>>487186054>More cut content that would probably improve over the barren shit we got
>>487185457eh, i'm not sure
>>487186054WTF we were robbed
How many copy coffins are in the DLC?
>>487185650This may be my favourite fashion combo in the game, if not in the entire franchiseESPECIALLY with the big ass edgy katana on my back
Something feels off about her mouth but I don't know shit about anatomy.
>>487183626So I should never cross that door basically or is there a point I can cross it?I do wanna see what's behind it but if it gets rid of Melina (qt) then i'll just avoid it
>>487186054Is there any practical purpose to the lamentor's head besides the arcane boost? The englarged head attack is slower than most r1s while doing less damage than r1s, it's utterly useless.
>>487186112Ds2 is a good game. All souls games are good. I like them all the same. Seeing the fans argue reminds me of seeing relatives fight.
>Stone club with cragblade in right hand>Clawmark seal with Stone of Gurranq in left handIt's the simple pleasures in life
>>487186369le wacky str build xddd
>>487186296fuck melina, the bitch barely interacts with youthe fake finger maiden company is temporarythe flame is eternal
>>487186296Mever cross the door yeah
>>487186296Literally don't go anywhere remotely near the Black Keep, the radius for doing so and breaking half the quests in the DLC is fucking massive. Leaving Bonny Village and heading towards the cathedral is where it broke for me and I was livid.
>>487186510I want to fuck Melina too
>>487186524wait, DLC?I haven't started the DLC yet, I got told that I could do it after I completed the game which i'm saving it for? I'm only level 121 and still have the Mountaintops to go to
>>487186575She's incorporal
>>487186290ansbach chest piece is so fucking good but I wish altering it got rid of the cloth trail instead of the cloak at shoulder level
>>487186369based rock chad make sure to add roundstones into that too
>>487186054>You'd use it and get the frenzy flame head he has/you get in the frenzy ending.Wonderful! Surely you can provide a source for this part of your claim?
Why did Ranni give the anti-Maliketh thingamajig to him and not to Radahn?
Can I confess to /erg/???? sometimes when I see male tarnished posted here I imagine them raping and murdering my type b
>>487186524What quests
>>487186631Oh sorry my bad ignore what I said I thought you were talking about something else.
>>487186295it's the upper lip and nose. it still won't look good after you fix that. the character creator is incapable of producing anything good so you might as well give up here.
>>487186761mega based
>>487186761
It's so funny how much effort was put in Ranni's ending compared to the others. She gets an entire questline with a marriage and ends with her giving a speech that changes based on certain actions you take.Meanwhile for the other endings you get... your tarnished sitting on a throne and a stock message that spells tha name of the ending you got...
>>487186647Yeah so unlucky..
>>487186369It's better to use that combo with an ARC Occult build and the DCS unless you want to 2H often, you lose like 4% AR but your seal will deal 50% more damage even at just 15 FTH, and you get to use Bayle's stuff as it has 0 FTH reqs.
>>487186524I was shocked when I checked after the DLC and found out I missed over half the quests because of this shit.
>>487186369Hold my bear>bear pelt>3 pieces of rakshasa>bear claw in left hand>clawmark seal in second slot>some good mid sized 1h weapon in right hand, all frost infused, like smithscript's>10 rock pots>level 40Yep it's invasion time
>>487186761I do the same but for my twink type a
>>487186928>ends with her giving a speech that changes based on certain actions you take.Wait what?
>>487186928My gf is a rannifag I sent this image to her once and she begged me to tell her if it was real so she could buy one and snuggle it.
>>487186253You can tell this one draws hardcore Yaoi
>OMG THESE NEW BOSSES ARE SO LE HARD MY FAVORITE STREAMER COULDN'T BEAT THEM MIMIC TEAR IS MANDATORY NOWThis was normalfag cope wasn't it? 5 million copies sold?I play pure melee and the every boss so far has felt it was designed for this experience. Yeah they are "hard" in the sense that they force you to learn patterns. But at the same time shit like wild strikes or lions claw can easymode these bosses if you know what you're doing and just want to bully them instead
invasion bros how we feeling, i tried invading this morning but somehow got no one i'm scared i'm somehow soft banned
>>487186815There's something wrong with Elden Ring face and body values where it needs a minimum value combined and will modify others on the fly other games like Nioh 2 don't work like this and can actually make characters
This is a little version of me, tarnished. I want you to have it.
>>487187286I love all the little teeth marks on the hand
>>487187258It's all fucked. Every character has a gigantic neck as well.DD2 did character creator really well, as limited as it was at least it was very intuitive.
>>487187215who gives a shit.
>>487187215The people crying about bosses being too hard are probably running some "BROKEN OP" white mask + rakshasa build they found on youtube with no defense talismans or defense buffs.
>>487186761switch your character from type b to type a without changing any of the face data and tell us how you feel
does skibidi level affect who you can invade? Or can you invade anyone at any level and it just scales you up/down?
>>487187110She talks to you in a more cordial manner in her ending if after you finish her questline you go to her rise and talk to her miniature form at the grace that appears in her room
If the rest of the Redmanes are like Freyja I don't feel terribly sorry for them, they're a bunch of retarded meatheads who only live for mindless violence and got what they deserved. Before anyone mentions Jerren he isn't actually a Redmane
twinned set if my favorite looking set in the game but my problem with it is you can't wear it and roleplay as something else.that's devin and darian right there, you can't larp as some random knight or wizard anymore.
Could you please put a pause on the Miqdahn posting and instead engage in some wholesome Nepheli Loux posting for a change?
>>487187850Why
>>487187850Too bad the D bros suck
>>487187286>>487187428Can you imagine if more characters that gave you a tiny version of them?>tiny patches who sometimes steals shit from you or tells you to head into obvious traps>tiny messmer who just seethes about marike constantly>tiny boggart that passively adds shrimp or crab to your inventory every ingame day>tiny rennala who keeps talking to tiny ranni like a mom >tiny millicent who has special dialog when fighting malenia, and brings up memories she inherited from malenia all throughout the dlc telling us more about miquella >tiny fia with a little godwyn face on her back, reduces your fp slightly whenever you hug her but gives you a stamina regen buff
>>487187938nah devin is fine. the gargoyles give me a fucking aneurysm solo, i did it once just to say i did it but every subsequent playthrough i summon devin for that gay faggot fight.
>Leda>Leda Zeppelin>found on the top of a stairway to heaven
>>487184940While there isn't an excuse for Elden Ring, at least in Dark Souls your character is literally a pygmy.
>>487187553Nta anon but I'm exactly like >>487187105 being type a doesn't help
The rot has been burned away.Also tasteful unintentional torch censorship.Definitely rusty but got off a couple of close quarters waterfowl dodges again so still got it.
>>487179030god i wish that were me in the middle there
This Leda & Co fight is fucking annoying. I can barely get Freya down to half health before the other guy shows up a fucks me from behind.
>>487188103It's not fair that you only get to have a tiny version of Ranni.
>>487181804The 2nd Dancing Lion> starting phase > Deathblight phase > lightning phase > ice phase > wind phase 5 phase boss.
>>487187850i miss lautrec.we haven't had a snarky asshole NPC in a while.well i guess hornsent was an asshole but hornsent fucking sucks.
>having trouble with blackgaol knight>trying different weapons to see what works>look up weakness, only weak to lightning>my +25 lighting lance isnt doing much>try vykes spear out of curiosity>madness takes out a third of his health>take out massive chunks of his hps whenever madness procs>kill him easilyholy fuck why did no one say he was weak to that? fextralife get your shit together
>>487188103I think like that every quest line should em d with Tha as a reward ND like you should have an area they're at yoy can visit and see then in like various places and like different interactions with eachother when you visit thats kinda randomized
>>487188554Bleed Fingerprint with shield crash did it for me on a strength build with no scadu levels.
>>487188741every "NPC type" enemy is "weak" to madness because madness works on them exclusively.
>burn melina alive>accept the frenzied flamekek this will never be not funny
>>487188806it was also a 5v3 btw
>>487188554You get two (2) NPC summons.
>>487188741Imagine having trouble with NPC fightslmao, couldn't be me
>>487188983comedy game
>>487187215Pattern learners lost, build optimizers won.
>two fingers above>three fingers below>two moons>spiral (crucible/hornsent) >animalistic horns and wings (crucible/hornsent) >both male and female at the same time (Marika/Radagon)>serpents What id Miyazaki mean by this?
>It's a skill issue, I'm ass and you're ass. But... you're ASS though, cause you really saying it's too hard. Nigga put your big boy pants on, go out there, and go fight. Like what are you talking about? If you went through all that hassle two years ago why the fuck would they make a DLC for you to breeze past and be done with in a day or two?Holy shit I like Kai Cenat now
>dragonmaw has insane hyper armor, tracking, damage>dragonclaw can avoid attacks due to you jumping and the two hit combo does a ton of damage tooI thought dragon spells sucked, these are fun as fuck to use, I have 80 arc and am destroying shit on ng+7
anyone else not getting invasions? yesterday they were near instant but now i'm getting 5 min waits>worldwide match making is on
>>487187376join sp/erg/s
>>487187215The way streamers all play the exact same way is astounding.
Tell me best weapons for a greatshield block build NOW
>>487189479It's monday m8>worldwide match making is onThat's ONLY for Japan
>>487188554Just cheese it
>started avoiding near/far search unless it's on the characters i've edited invasion regions with>also started invading in seamless with chill cosplay builds>the online experience was improved tenfold
>>487188983I actually think that fits though, Bernahl burned his maiden and then basically gave up right before the finish line because he regretted it so much. I can imagine the player character sacrificing Melina, realising what they've done, and then going insane and embracing the FF.
>>487180732sounds like projection, buttcake
>>487189193I only got Ansbach though
>>487188741I keep inescapable frenzy on my spell bar specifically for NPC fights because they're incapable of dodging it and it looks badass as fuck.
Why are Carian women so inherently superior?
>>487189543Fucking retarded ass soiteen
>>487189543Genuinely I think you can intuit it
>>487189543
>>487189773Carian women have issues.
>>487186054>The icon was his own decapitated head.yeah>You'd use it and get the frenzy flame head he has/you get in the frenzy ending.source or kill yourself
Why is Vyke, the second most powerful Tarnished after the Player, a midget who can’t put up a good fight?I don’t understand this.
>introduce a paired weapon>dont give it a paired R2why?They did it with the deathnknight axes and the dancer swords as well
I think I'm done with this chapter of my elden ring career
>>487189773a) big moonsb) they're crazy and sexyc) subsidies for academy studentsd) I can fix them
ATTENTION /ERG/ the elden ring sex mod's progress is going well https://files.catbox.moe/io0cib.png
>>487189543whatever works best 4 u :)
>>487189773This combination of a cute "i can fix him" girl and a brooding dark troubled guy is something straight out of shoujo/otome
>>487189915Rellana's twin swords also don't have a paired R2.
>>487189915Dont forget rellanas swords, they are so fucking bad
>>487189403He's obsessed with western esoterica but I'm convinced it's all surface level visual riffs, I don't think the same meaning or significance it has in the source material applies to Elden Ring.
>>487189773Cunning, very feminine, loyal to a fault, and hopeless romantics.
>>487189543Carian Thrusting Shield.
>>487189937rest in peace pigeon hunter
>>487189983Which NPC do you even want to fuckFia the AIDS queen?Roderika a br*t?Gostoc?
>>487189937Duck hunt
>>487189543Stop being a jaknigger and I might
>>487189668 You also get thiollier. You need to get him to move from him original location, defeat the Putrescent Knight then interact with St. Trina 4 times, then talk to him and make him upset, get invaded by him in the putrescent knight's arena, defeat him, then talk to him. If there's no option menu then interact with St. Trina again until it shows up and then he'll tell you that he'll help.
>>487190015Messmer doesn't need to be fixed, he's perfect as is.
>>487189915All I wanted was infusible paired curved sword, was that too much to ask?
>>487189937And so ends your invasion career, since jar cannon is the only fun thing to do in them.
>>487190179 youll be able to do it with players too hoping to get it working with seamless
Hey, guys.I just installed ER and I can't keep a constant 60fps even with shitty graphics settings. The odd thing is that Task Manager shows that my 3090 RTX is only using about 15% to 20% of processing capacity.Tips?
Can anyone explain what the "send summon sign" setting means?
>>487190179Mostly Hyetta and Sellen as a close second because I have taste.
godskin duo is such a terribly designed fightyou can really tell they were trying to go for the ornstein and smough shit but totally forgot why that fight worked in that game
>>487188806I don't like using shields. I've made it this far using the spiked cestus exclusively.>>487189193I don't like summons either.>>487189560I'm selective about when to cheese. I did it for Malenia and I'll probably do it for Radahn. I don't think this warrants it yet.
>>487189526I tried watching asmongold and limmy play the DLC and they both just dual wield halberds and jump attack. Thats all they learned to doWatching it was torture
>>487190268
>>487190238Yes, they learned from Sellswords to never do that bullshit again.
>>487189773They're too clingy those blue nerds would get annoying
>SotE's scarlet rot incantations are a different school than the ones in the base gameI don't get it. What's the point?
>2027>peeve "souls expert" peeverson still stuck on consort radahn
Why is Rellana’s Twin Moons so bad? It’s so slow, consists of three explosions that you likely won’t dish out completely, and requires you to run into / be surrounded by enemies, as it has a shit radius. I do more damage spamming Comet. It’s shit.
>>487190303I get underutilization in terms of wattage and framedrops but not to that degree. It uses 300W out of 450W usually. Maybe try running it without EAC to rule that out?
>>487190268>trying to get sex mod to work with seamlessIs seamless going to be elden rings version of those skyrim mods that you just NEED because every other mod uses it or has compatibility with it?
>>487179030
>>487190404>I will not adaptThen don't complain
>>487190234What people usually mean by that is like bringing him comfort orb like alleviating his depression status buildup
>>487190251I've been having fun baiting people into getting Deathblighted at Scorpion River Catacombs, but Jar Cannon really is the peak of ER invading.
>>487190465I don’t think the spell sigils are concrete. Finger sorceries used by Ymir and the player have their own new unique sigil, while the finger sorceries use by the foes in the catacombs use the death sigil. In canon, I can picture Raya Lucarians and Carians stamping their own respective sigils over the same spells, but for the purpose of the game…
>>487190621Make more webms or ill slit my wrists
>>487190303Have you tried going into your PC's graphics settings and setting ER to high performance?
booted up my ps4 and played some bloodborne. it was fun. got killed by those dumb eyeball fly men
>>487190467I wonder how long does it take Ongbal to perfect one hit runs
>>487190179Mainly just Thiollier.
>>487190765You faggot. I hate you. Give it to me on PC! Do it! Do it!
Damn Brandon Sanderson has an Elden Ring let's play on youtube?
>>487190621I had a fun little stretch becoming a mortar.
I feel like I cheesed Putrescent Knight by using holy damage against him. I know it's perfectly reasonable to do so, but I didn't learn his attacks at all, I just killed him fast enough that I didn't have to learn the fight.
>>487190739Cosplay as rya when you do it and take pictures
I wonder if Ranni's snow witch mentor was a cool person. She wasn't a fan of celestial bodies and that's probably an indicator of her being a good person. Plus she probably had four arms.
>>487190765What's a ps4? You mean the Bloodborne machine?
>>487189881snakes are phallic symbolsI think she has good intuitionalthough I'm curious why he has TWO of them >>487190179varre. what question is this?fuckable varre, nice rope, a gag and some sharp implements, and you are good to go
Is it true only caster fags ride Torrent when they fight dragons and wyrms? They didn’t beat the game?
So these are just worse than the Smithscript and the backhand blade in every aspect?>cant be infused>cant be enchanted>doesnt have the throwing skill>only advantage is unique skill and bleed (which you can get with infusions and greases anyway>scales worse at equal point investment compared to almost any infusionWait.... guardboost 45.Is this worth a single shit for anything compared to the others?
>>487191030Why rya wait how did you know I was an egirl(no troon)
>>487190547that would be pretty coolit makes sense, seamless is just in general a way better multiplayer experience
>>487190959its not a fight worth learning i feel this was about most of these non cutscene cut content bossesim shooting rot arrows at metyr everytime i have to fight it cause if from didnt give a shit about the boss why should i
>>487190519Playing offline is the only solution I've found until now. I had hopes /erg/ knew some sorcery to fix this.>>487190745I'll try that.
>>487190959That's the issue with holy damage, it either sucks and the fight isn't fun or it's too good and the fight isn't fun.
>>487190232Oh, well I cleared Putrescent Knight and moved Thiollier but I only talked to him after the great rune broke. I'm pretty sure I tried interacting with Trina but all I could do was take a sip of death juice.Thiollier was just on the ground moaning something about eternal sleep
It’s sad how Miyazaki doesn’t know how to make good, challenging bosses anymore without resorting to cheap bullshit and literal cheating.ER bosses would be so much better without input reading, insane tracking, and obnoxious AoE attacks with lingering hit boxes. It’s not real challenge, just artificial difficulty.
>>487190238Backhand blade?The smithscript cirque can be THROWN, mate
>>487184156>taylor swift song
>>487191476>ER bosses would be so much better if they acted less like people and more like robotsGo play DS1
>>487191476Imagine Elden Ring as someone's first Souls experience.
>>487191476but theyre all easy
>>487191476It's more of a lack of will than talent. He knew sold tens of millions of copies on the promise of super hard bosses and a big open world and he more or less ruined the DLC just to fulfill that promise again.
>>487191453>I could do was take a sip of death juice. >I could do was take a sip of death juice. Do that until you get a cutrscene.
Whoever added several instakill ladders into DLC - my eternal thanks.There's an entire subset of dipshits thinking they can set up a killroom down there or something. But they just trap themselves and the second they try moving up, they are dead.
>>487190547There's already a bunch like Seamless, Convergence, Improved Textures, Fixed Camera, FPS Unlock etc that are too beneficial to suffer going back to vanilla before even considering the performance improvement from disabling EAC.
>>487191603Have you read about swifties? They're all unironically mentally ill the most unstable music fanbase it fits miquella
>>487191687too late already, I already killed Radahn, St. Trina is dead and Thiollier is nowhere to be found
>>487191476ER bosses feel like they were designed to be solved rather than fought. If a Souls game doesn't feel good with just a sword and board then it has failed its own identity.
>>487191834>If a Souls game doesn't feel good with just a sword and board then it has failed its own identity.Sword and board is one of the best archetypes to use in the DLC
>>4871911041. We don’t know the personality of the snowy crone.2. She said to “always fear the dark moon” which goes along with “the dark moon was a guide for countless stars” implying it attracts stars.3. Ranni’s doll has four arms because it’s likely she used a mannequin as the skeleton.The snowy crone doesn’t hate celestial bodies, she’s just warning Ranni to fear the dark cold abyss that is deep space, where godlike forms are born. Aliens are bad, mmkay.
>>487191834It was never sword and board you fags were always awful. It was meant to be for naked men with clubs. Not kniggers
>>487191834>ER bosses feel like they were designed to be solved rather than foughtI can't imagine how you can type that out and still see it as a bad thing
>>487191978Because you don't understand what it means.
>>487187074>bear pelt + rakshasathis is the canon STR invader drip, it's so good
>>487191643tracking and aoes aren't "acting like people"the problem with elden ring bosses is that they can track you no matter how you position, they can turn 360 degrees during their attack chains and slide as far as they like across the area to make sure the attack hits you. Positioning is pointless, the game wants you to stand in the boss' face and dodge roll or block everything, and then get one or two attacks in or maybe a heal in your designated heal opening after certain combos.
Fuck it. Let's do it.
>>487191358Because there's literally always a 50% chance, retardAlso men are too weak and selfish to hurt themselves
when the masses are informed about how broken heal from afar is for pvp this game is going to be completely unplayable in both invasions and duels
>>487191476The player had to get more nimble and reactive to improve the gameplay and the bosses had to became unfair bullshit to keep up with itTry any souls game and you feel like a cripple compared to elden ring. Ornstein and Smough was epic at the time because it took you a full second to hit with your sword but even compared to Margitt they arent that hard
Who’s stronger? Godfrey or Radahn?
>>487191968They're not all that bad honestly. I certainly don't fear them. I did ranni's ending specifically because it meant I may have more strong things to fight in space. I wish we could dig up the actual rot outer god and kick her ass, if a normal but skilled swordsman could we could too. I want to murder the fell god proper too. And whatever the frenzy flame physical body is. I want to kill more gods I want to kill more people I WANT TO KILL MORE I NEED TO KILL KILL KILL KILL MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN I WILL KILL ALL OF SPACE I WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH WHOLE PLANETS I WILL.KILL I NEED TO KILL I MUST KILL MORE AND MORE
>>487192202In 6 months it'll be nerfed into dirt.
>>487192171Why are you French
>>487192171why are you french
>touch Melina>pass out instantly
thank you for finishing my quest anon.*goes insane**dies when you reload*
>>487192323>>487192357I'm like the only white guy left in Paris. Don't make fun of me I have it rough as it is.
Bros when is the next FromslopI can't stand this fucking multiplayer anymore and I'm so fucking bored of the PvE I don't want to replay this game ever again
>>487191116yeah pretty much.>>487190860Emulation is making good progress, give it a few more years
OH M GOSH GUYS IT'S A NEW HECKING VAATI VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>487192202Just make a build that can deal 2000+ damage in a split second like a 80 INT gravity nuke spammer or 80 FTH oil tear pyro.
>>487192162Yes, it is. Go play PvP and you'll see what I'm talking about. A real player with real human intelligence isn't going to let you just sidestrafe their attack and walk around them, they're going to unlock and free aim it to turn and hit you. Bosses having moves that track is the equivalent to this. You're basically crying that you can't time dodges properly so the game needs to accomodate and allow you to avoid attacks without actually having to time it or put any skill or effort into avoiding it.
>>487191590Wtf do those have to do with curved swords?Did you quote the wrong post?
Oh shit. I hoped I could just rush to Leyndell, but turns out I have to get Destined Death first. Fuck me, I don't wanna fight Maliketh, he's scary.
>>487192202>heal from afar >broken in duelshuh?
>hear blacksteel greathammer is fun with the guard counter which has HA>"oh cool lemme try that shit out">everyone just runs away from me and waits for me to attack first or shoots laser beams at me from afar which i can't really guard counterfucking hate this game. literally use a long pointy stick with a good fast running poke or go fuck yourself.
>>487192491Even if they remaster it, I think emulation will be necessary.Bluepoint is going to fucking butcher it.
>>4871924705+ years. Come to /dsg/ our general is back. You dont have to suffer here anymore. Come home.
>>487192470Hopefully not another Souls game ever again and more smaller projects like Sekiro and Armored Core. Fuck it, a dungeon crawler.
>>487189526>>487190416>end up listening to a sote critique against my better judgment>find myself agreeing with a lot of it>get to the section about bosses>actually turn my head to look at the screen for the first time>dual colossal jumping L1 spam with softswap misericorde obliterating rellana>disregard any opinions about the bosses
>>487192470Replay old fromsoft games while you wait. I'm currently playing ds3.
>>487192585You can just shoot it into the ground in front of you to heal yourself
>>487192034isn't one of the major complaints about Elden Ring that bosses are nothing but reaction-based mechanical skill checks instead of puzzles you have to solve out like they were in Demon's Souls?
>>487191834>If a Souls game doesn't feel good with just a sword and board then it has failed its own identity. I get what you're saying but I don't think "sword and board" is necessarily a key aspect of souls identity. Honestly I think what everyone defines as the Souls identity is going to vary to wildly to pin it down. I think to me problem solving to crack a boss and not being too attached to a specific strategy was key to Souls. I think the bigger issue is the fact it's so easy to find guides to easily crack shit these days.
>>487192720Is that faster than a potion? cus it's 45 fp
>>487192062>most muscular arms possible>offhand bear claw>all clawmark incantsLiterally impossible to beat as far as theme and drip goes
Yup.
>>487192470I'm guessing at least a year until something gets announced, and then 6 months to a year until it's out
>>487188349why are you doing this to yourselfi mean i admire it but still
>Moore shows up during the melee and hits me with a rot potI should have crushed that autistic bugs skull in with my bare hands the instant I heard him speak
>>487192720How is that any different than just using Erdtree Heal? Is it really that much faster?
>>487192470Anon you do know they've been making the pvp bad intentionally in like every game making things somehow worse than what was done before right? Just stop pvping in these games
>>487192585its like erdtree heal but with half the animation
>>487192257Maliketh the Black Blade
>>487191949>Sword and board is one of the best archetypes to use in the DLCYou mean doing some cheesy bullshit with greatshield to avoid dealing with the boss entirely?Thats absolutely a part of the problem and bad design, shields used to be a way to play safer, in elden ring anything between a parrying buckler and a fingerprint shield is completely useless dogshit
>>487192491>Emulation is making good progress, give it a few more years;_;I hate it. I hate it so much.
>>487192787>>487192897It's pretty damn fast yeah
>>487192845Miyazaki confirmed 5 years. Sorry. Game development takes eons now.
>>487192616You could've smacked them in the face with a 1000+ AR greathammer, but you choose to play a meme build instead.
>>487192505a real player has a limit of how far they can travel while attacking. A real player has to actually chase you across the room when you try to healelden ring bosses literally just slide across the room during their combo to hit you.>You're basically crying that you can't time dodges properlythis has become the entire basis of the gameplay, learning the proper dodge timing. Everything is now just timing every dodge perfectly and getting a hit in. Gone are the days where you could actually use positioning or footwork to avoid enemy attacks. But no, rollspam is clearly the most skillful way of playing.
>>487192504>casting spellssorry I've put my penis in a woman
Next game would be a smaller open world but more emptyPvp will have worse balance There will be worse performance problemsThe lore will be more nonsensical and sparseThe npcs will all die at the end There will only be a single armor set with shoes and they're open toedEvery single piece of every outfit will be slightly off color nothing will matchSummons will be scaled down in that they take .0000001% more damageIt will be $80 dollars Would you still buy?
>>487192956Ik... nothing u can do otherwise if you don't want to buy a bloodborne box or if you hate 30 fps.>>487192621Emulation will be nice with 60 fps and photo mode and other shit. I hope there isn't a remaster unless it's done by fromsoft.
post the margit webm already to blast this nigga
>>487192812>>487192379>>487192171based canon tarnished armor enjoyer
>>487193193>a real player has a limit of how far they can travel while attackinSomebody post the dogshit backhand blade running attack animation
>>487193193>A real player has to actually chase you across the room when you try to healOr I could just shoot you with a projectile like bosses do (and like many players do)>everything is now just timing every dodge perfectlyNothing is stopping you from equipping a greatshield and ignoring the dodge roll mechanic altogetherYou absolutely can still use positioning to outspace enemy attacks and many attacks can be sidestepped easily, not every attack tracks even if a lot of them do.
>>487183420>Alright Malenia, you win, take this sword out and we can marry and get rid of the gays.>No Radahn... you are the gay.>and then Radahn was Miquella's consort.
>Messmer loathes his own fire>his Fire Knights who take their name after his fire wear livery with flames symbolizing his fire and propagate fire incantations that draw on his fireHe must be miserable.
>>487192171>>487192379>>487192812>The nigga who pretends he's playing the game for the first time ever is back already/erg/ is declining
>>487189316>Wanna fuck Malenia>She wants to fuck her brother>Miquella wants you to fuck him so he constantly flaunts his hold over Malenia to get you to hatefuck him
>>487182876I can't even hate him. It would look too bitter considering his success. But his videos feel too nerdy for me even as someone who is unhealthily interested in characters with four lines of dialogue.
>>487193068I don't believe you
>>487184429someone make an image of a Kindred with a fake mustache typing on a PC I don't want to do it myself
>>487193568Yes. You get it. Malenia was brainwashed and was only there to force radahn to be gay. Malenia never supported miquella's actions and radahn wasn't gay
>>487193758why do you cope
miquella feet on my face
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>>487193510yes one of the most broken weapons introduced in the dlc is in fact broken>>487193523>Or I could just shoot you with a projectile like bosses doyes you could change your equipment to do so, but that would be slower than how bosses react and most players don't have ranged options easily available>Nothing is stopping you from equipping a greatshield and ignoring the dodge roll mechanic altogetherwow even more funinstead of being expected to iframe through every attack I'll just hold L1 the whole fightI don't see why it's so hard to accept that elden ring's combat is deeply flawed due to it having a super long development time and using ds3 player mechanics for sekiro bosses.
>>487192257It’s impossible to determine who the best warrior is- Godfrey- Radagon- Radahn- Maliketh- Malenia- MessmerJust like it’s impossible to determine who the best caster is- Rennala- Ranni- Marika- Miquella- Azur/Lusat- GideonThey just dump a bunch of plausibles on your lap.
>>487193869There's nothing in lore to disprove me. Radahn didn't consent. Malenia didn't approve.
>>487192257The DLC implies lightspeed is something Radahn could use before he started holding back the stars. I don't see even Maliketh winning that one.
>>487193931>wow even more fun>instead of being expected to iframe through every attack I'll just hold L1 the whole fightSo what do you want exactly? You don't like having to time dodge rolls and you don't like not having to time dodge rolls. What would be your ideal way for a boss to be fought?
>>487193625He’s miserable because he feels snakes writhing around in his guts 24/7.
>>487193489I don't like this place. It looks very hard.
Miquella's chess skills must be through the roof. Imagine the 5d 10+ moves ahead piece sacrifices.
>>487192162>the problem with elden ring bosses is that they can track you no matter how you position>they can turn 360 degrees during their attack chains and slide as far as they like across the area to make sure the attack hits you>positioning is pointlessOh boy, it's my favorite time of day
>>487192257Godfrey 100%.>>487193962But we do know. It's a tie between Azur and Lusat and Rennala.
am I retarded?I'm stuck at Rellana as mag/faith user (68/38) 35 vigI can get her down to like 25% but by then I eat shitthe best I've done was nigger blasting her with moonlight sword + ranni's moon + magic sigil down to 50% within a minute
>>4871941492nd hardest dungeon in the game behind the haligtree, dlc included. You can just sprint past everything if you're a pussy.
>>487193962>best warriorMaliketh > Radahn > Godfrey
>>487193930Hehehe
>>487194275>35 vigI think your problem is easily identifiable
How would you distribute stats for a RL200 Carian Sorcery Sword build?
>>487194290I literally streamed myself fighting everything. So that's a bit too late.Golden Epitath is so very handy in there, though.
>>487194210Make more webms with other bosses I need them to bait on /v/
>>487194275>moonlight sword + ranni's moon + magic sigilYou're overthinking it. Just use Carian slicer and comet
>>487194384yeah do I need like 50-60?I'd hate to respec into vig for 1 boss
>>487194132He likes the snake. It's his best and only friend.
>coop with gf>we're both 119>she has 15 vig>she refuses to level itBros...I'm getting a headache seeing her get one shot
>>487194480>1 bossI mean the entire DLC basically asks near 60 even if you max out on scadu frags
>>487184128He improved his understanding of Millicent's quest actually. He finally reads the third item description of the needle and realizes that Millicent wanted to return it to Malenia all along, and correctly points out that the Tarnished does return it at the end of the quest, and that the needle we get back is a different one she's giving in return as a gift. but he still pushes retarded headcanon like "Millicent let herself die because unlike Malenia she would never bloom just to win a fight" without making the obvious connection that she's letting herself die because there's only one needle and only one of them can have it or that Millicent does bloom if she's actually wounded in the fight, and only doesn't bloom because with your aid she's able to handily win conventionally.
>>487194124I want the fights to either be more like bloodborne, where the dodge is used more as a positioning tool to avoid long combat strings rather than rollspam, or for it to be like sekiro where you have deflects that reduce the boss' posture, and other tools like the umbrella or mist raven to avoid attacks you don't want to deflect. Elden ring is a broken mishmash of ds3 and sekiro, which is why the combat sucks. >>487194210wow you avoided 2 attacks from literally the first boss in the game, after 2 years of practice
>>487194467I'm really shitty at making webms of this game. Getting them to fit the filesize is a nightmare
Is Bayle more powerful than Placidusax since his spells cost more than Placi’s?49/53 Arcane is just insane
Ranni cosplay.https://ds.reactor.cc/post/5877807
>>487194149Visually it's kino, gameplay wise it sucks. No interesting paths to take or good enemies to fight with the exception of the Crucible knights.
>>487194467I need to get to Radahn on another character
>>487194554refusing to level vig is the best way to test your patience as a boyfriend
Well? He's offering. Free of charge and no fine print. How could you refuse such an offer?
>>487194640>no doll
>unable to summon cooperator >unable to summon cooperator >unable to summon cooperator >unable to summon cooperator
Did everyone who did Radahn blind have the exact same reaction to the meteor first time?As in looking up at the sky in sheer panic?
>>487194593You were exposed for posting bait
>>487194682Just download a save game
How would Messmer react had the player scratched his snake’s chin at the start of his cutscene It’s just begging to be given a head pat
>>487194682Just realized this shit is hard to do on PC (keyboard).
>>487194756Oh no now you have to actually play the game!
>>487194593margit is harder than basically any boss you'll encounter until caelid / late altus, thoughbeit. and he's the boss that seems to attract the most lies about 360 degree tracking and other stuff.
>>487194275Why are you int/faithWhy do you only have 35 vigWhy are you overthinking it so hardJust put all your points into strength and fucking hit her. Shes squishy just like Malenia is IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO CONTROL THE FIGHT
>>487194640Looks like shit
>Nox priestesses have pointy hats>find nox priestesses in Sellia>Radahn studied magic in Sellia>Nokron and Noxstella were destroyed by an outer god who dropped meteors on the town>Radahn stopped the stars to preserve the fate of Sellia and the lands between>was attacked by Malenia, who was infected and under the influence of rot>Gowry has a pointy >Rot bug followers have pointyheads>Radahn didn't die however and kept holding back the stars>only drops the stars when we kill him>falling stars open up the way to Nokron>God of rot is also an outer god>Ainsel river past Nokstella reveals a whole temple of the rot god and lake of rot>the temple is called a cloister, a religious building that's supposed to isolate and seal away people rather that have them be worshipped>holds Astel, sent by an outer god>God of rot is also an outer god>its worshippers, kindred of rot has pointy heads>Nox priestesses have pointy hats >we find Nox priestesses in Sellia>Radahn learnt gravity magic in SelliaI feel like there's a clear connection between these points but I'd need a crime board with red string between each photo and faction to deduce the motives of everyone involved
I wanna do another NG+, is there something I should do/get before starting another one for the DLC in specific other than getting the weapons/gear/incants/sorceries I'm able to, as well as duplicating remembrances?
>>487194756Good.
Which ending is most favorable to these cuties?
>>487194732He literally wants to swallow you whole
>>487194275it's more than enough, just use Opaline tear on your flask and maybe a defensive talismans or jar arsenal for better gear
>>487194275You're going to make it bro. The fact that you even made it through the base game with only 35 vig means you must be doing something right
>>487194593>first boss in the gameOkay, have an endgame boss, and a DLC boss >>487194682>>487194813I initially played PTDE with KBM but I can't imagine doing it now with how much more demanding the games are
>>487194593>I want the fights to either be more like bloodborne, where the dodge is used more as a positioning tool to avoid long combat strings rather than rollspamYou're delusional. The dodge in BB is functionally IDENTICAL to how it is in DS3 and ER. The only thing different is the animation which yes, does look a lot better, but it's still the same invincibility button as it is in ER and the game still revolves around pressing the invicibility button at the moment the boss' attack hits you. If BB's dodge is a "positioning tool" then so is ER's dodge because they make you travel the same fucking distance.
>>487194640>black woman>tries to look white>her nose still looks like a black person nose
>>487194958Probably Ranni or Dung Eater's ending Ranni's ending doesn't care about them and dung eaters ending curses everyone so their lives are mostly unchangsd
>>487194663Pretty much. Beastmen died in two hits, the undead were interesting, but then there's a big difficulty spike with the banished knights.
>>487194275I've beaten her with 30 Vigor with summons and spellcasting.
>>487195086you're missing the pointthe boss design in bloodborne is what's different
>>487194663I like the combat encounters honestly, but it's just beastmen, skeleton beastman, and annoying birds. Some variety would be nice.
more accurate image would be him wearing a poisemaxxed clownsuit powerstancing two ugs
>>487192519Theyre curved, aren't they?
>>487183420No he couldn't do anything because his curse was he was nascent like his butterflies, in that hell never complete or accomplish anythingHe couldn't do the eclipse ritual to for Godwyn, he could complete his Haligrree, he couldn't complete his age of compassion, he couldn't completely kill Radahn first round, he couldn't grow into an adult and he's probably permanently edging
>>48719448060 vigor is basically mandatory for the end game unless you're an autist like Ongbal and enjoy spending 12 hours memorizing the exact frame data of every move the boss has.
>>487195117She has her name in the pic. Look her up. She's not black.
Anybody use shader/textures mods to make the game look really nice? I've never really thought about using them until now.
>>487195210this one's going on the fridge
>>487181715A dragon God style gimmick boss fight against Godwyn deathblight gigacorpse would have been awesome
>>487195210I love Godfrey but art like this just reminds me how cool the bosses are and how lame our character isGive me that bare handed berserker pump
>>487194582I swear he's reading this thread. He even makes the comparison between the Tarnished giving Millicent the needle and arm and Miquella doing the same and thus says that "Millicent becomes the Blade of the Tarnished" like that one guy used to spam at the beginning of every thread.
>>487195352If you look at the boss after de-aggroing it ontop of breathing miquella is oddity moving his hips back and forward which isn't part of his breathing animation. Its also odd since his crotch lines up with radahns butt it looks like he's humping or fucking him during the boss. Knowing this if he was edging do you think he finally is able to cum after centuries when we kill him? Is that why he caresses radahn despite getting rid of his love?
>>487194859Rennala and Azur have pointy hats (head in the case of Azur) too. Lusat’s (head) is round, like Astel’s eye-brain. Hmm.ANYWAY. I reckon Sellians are those of the Eternal Cities who decided to go back and live up on the surface. Sellia shares the same/similar architecture. I think the other Eternal Cities never felt like leaving. Raya Lucaria and Nokstella/Nokron also share nearly identical architecture. I think Raya Lucaria never went underground. It juts out like a thorn, while the rest of the area of Liurnia is sunken-in, along with its Eternal City, while Raya Lucaria is still up above ground, higher than anything else.Raya Lucaria is probably just as old as the Eternal Cities, all things considered, and are clearly linked in some way.
>>487192584No you don't, just go to the catacombs get the frenzy flame and save Melinda whilst doing it
Give him a name.
>>487195698Miquella isn’t that tall
>>487194859>>487195792I fucking hate this because it means evert major character is a fucking numem. I'm sick of numens man
>>487195836Mas Sah, Destructor of Darkness.
>>487195836Loscylas
>>487196070I love Miquella.
Oh no!Messmer's soldiers captured you and realized you can resurrect endlessly without going through the roots of the Erdtree, so now they tied you up and use you endlessly as live target practice to harden their soldiers and to get a better idea against how their weapons fare against living things!
>>487195476I just use ReShade to try to un-fuck the color grading, low contrast, and raised blacks. I really dislike the green post-process filter that FromSoft puts in most of their games, but because fucking with the game's internal LUTs trips EAC, all you can do is try to un-fuck it after the fact. If you don't mind playing offline, there are mods that have a bigger impact.This is an old preset, the one I use now is much simpler and doesn't use RTGI, bloom, etc.
I’d eat Messmer’s ass so fucking fast holy shit
>>487194582>He finally reads the third item description of the needle and realizes that Millicent wanted to return it to Malenia all alongI already knew Milicent wanted to do that because she tells you outright but where is it mentioned in an item description? There's only two different needle descriptions, not three
>>487196183Said new preset, for reference
>>487196296There are in fact three.
>>487196236his snakes will be jealous throughout, that's their rightful domain
>>487196306I HATE COINVADERS I HATE COINVADERS
>>487195831Too late. Also the jumping puzzle is bullshit, lost 50 000 runes trying to do it. I need to finish the game quickly, not get stuck on jumping puzzles, and in fucking Elphael that I hate a lot.>>487196173Me too!>>487196306Oh, you the torch guy? How goes your fight against Rykard?
>>487196498I’d fondle his snakes too
fceee?
Anons, why does the "are you sure you want to summon yellow/revive torrent" shit existWhy?Why does it fucking torment me
>>487196476Yeah I knew you could return the needle to Malenia's bloom but the quote in that item description is literally just a copy+paste of dialogue she speaks to you in game.
>>487196608I use the torch quite often, especially in PvP, but I wouldn't bother fighting Rykard of all bosses with it, so you might be referring to someone else.
>>487196782I likely am. I hope that bloke's okay, he sounded really annoyed.
>>487195085Mohg is actually annoying how easy he is to strafe>playing with sekiro tear>instinctively move around waiting for the hit to hit the dodge>fucker actually goddamn whiffs, I hit him with an R2 instead of a guard counter and get hit on the R2 animationYOU MOTHER FUCKER JUST FUCKING HIT ME!I'M RIGHT FUCKING THERE!TURN AROUND AND FUCKING HIT ME! YOU HAD NO PROBLEM DOING IT THE OTHER 10 TIMESMessmer was the fucking same.
>>487195878He's like twice the height of malenia now
>>487196873Honestly that sounds worse than torch only Yhorm because of the chip damage. I'm not even sure if it's doable without resorting to regen items.
>>487196921I couldn't figure out how to strafe Messmer...
>>487192470why do people always act like there can be 1 game that they will play for the rest of their lives and no other games ever? and if they can't then it's some sort of failure? honestly baffling.
Finding new places on second playthroughs is always fun.
>>487194958>cutiesBro they're siding with Rykard and the Volcano Manor after he started eating people and the Recusants turned into Thuggee, the snake men are some of the most morally bankrupt people in the realm.
>>487197092consoomer brainrot, I feel as though these are the same type of people to have hundreds of titles purchased on their steam library but only real playtime hours on less than five games
>>487197080I mean I couldn't either. I did it entirely accidentally.
>>487195476I use DLAA + ReShade.https://imgsli.com/MjgwNjAxClick the magnifying glass to see just how much more detailed the image looks.
>>487195878>miquella isn't that tall
Is this an ok build for an INT/FTH spellsword?Any tips of cool stuff to do with the Staff of the Great Beyond would be welcome.
>>487195792Why do Astels attack us but Lusat does not? They’re both the same, sort of.
>>487197385Small Miquella was small enough to ride on Malenia's shoulder
>>487197105This cave was great>what the fuck is this?>a gay cave full of gay wolves in the DLC?>lame!>fall down a hole>mfw
>>487197074And a lot of fire resistance because Rykard is always surrounded by lava.
>>487197289I hyperfixate on games until I burn out then cycle between the others I've already played. Convince me to play games I bought like cyberpunk Witcher 2 dragon age origins and kingdom come deliverance
fc? fc!
>>487197289it's like "omg i played this game for 500 hours and im SOOO BOOORRREDD YOU GUYSSS!" it's like yeah no shit you got 500 hours out of it. if you paid $50 for it that's 10 to 1 entertainment per dollar spent. you won, why are you mad?
>>487197776Start one
>Irina is presumably blind, she is wearing a blindfold and is unsure if the mc is there or not when you first interact with her>This same woman also wrote a letter for her Father.Huh?
fcs should be done on seamless so we can actually have good connections
How should I spend my evening?>Kickmaxxed Dane's Footwork invasions on Seamlessor>Deathblight bait invasions in Scorpion River on vanilla
>>487197865dictated to the menials
What is the point of doing fight clubs in this game when duels are boring as shit?
>>487197876I'm on ps5
>>487197408I’m pretty sure Astel is a bio-weapon. Lusat is meditating.
JOIN NOW!PC
I'm playing the DLC second time and near finishing it and now I'm sure the final boss is elaborate trolling by Fromsoft. They made badass DLC, they knew we love it and they finished it off with a friendly fuck you. There's more trolling in it if you notice. For example when Messmer says "Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death." he says it like he is bored to death etc etc.
>>487197865She says her sight is weak, she may have some. I suppose it's not entirely impossible she could have learned how to write despite that.
>>487197712I never understood hyperfixating on a single game until Elden Ring, I barely had a tiny handful of games with over 100 hours before, and now I have 2000+ on Elden and steadily approaching 3K too. This must be what it is like being a true gamer. I had anticipated burning out on the game eventually if I played as much as possible from the start, but it just never happened, which is terrifying in a way since I have only really played through the game with only two build types so far so I guess I can put another couple thousand hours in when I finally try a faith only build or a proper dragon build, so now I am likely stuck here forever with you smelly tarnished lot.
>>487198069Because not everyone has your opinion. That's it. I don't disagree but that's why. Some people like shitty things just look at all the ds2 fans.
>>487198204Getting on now
>>487198285More Ulcerated Tree Spirits, Rennala's super strong unmentioned secret sister Rellana, and Demi-Human Queen Marigga all felt like trolling.
>>487198204So you just fight in the coliseum all day?
>>487197824if I get an hour per spent dollar on a game of actual fun I am happy, elden ring has been my greatest entertainment investment ever by this metric alone
>>4871982042/4
>>487197385
>>487198556Exactly.
>>487198556>elden ring has been my greatest entertainment investment ever by this metric alonetechnically any free game you enjoy is proportionally a much better investment
>>487198621Lobo..
>>487198516no. I enjoy the whole game. pve and pvp
>>487197385>his crotch would actually perfectly line up with consort radahns butt while he's on his backWHY
>>487198556Mine has been Terraria. I think I spent like $3 on it and I've played it for 1800 hours.
>>487198621Millie's abs!
Are you maidenless, /erg/?
3/4 !!!!SO CLOSE BROS
>>487198556>>487198680>>487198780I'll piggy back before elden ring I played mostly warband for 10 years straight. I played every souls game since demons but only elden ring has made me come back as often.
>>4871982043/4
>>487198613I laughed
>>487197391what spells?
uh bros I dont think im connecting to the FC for this round see you in the next one
>all combatants have leftwut
>>487198204>connection errorAAIIIIEEEEE
>>487198493>Demi-Human Queen MariggaI haven't even thought about it, but this is kinda funny. Like demi-humans fancied Marika, picked her own queen and named her Marigga (cause demi-human brain).
>>487198556despite the memes about it not being replayable, elden ring is the fromsoft game i've put the most time into and have been most rewarded for doing so.
>>487197385What's funny is if you compare radahns original body with miquellas original body miquella would fit in radahns hands. He'd just be able to take a nap In radahns palms. I think I understand why he was into radahn now as someone who's 4'10 and likes super tall guys irl
>>487198621I want Rellana in this style
What's the highest level I can go to still match with 150s? I don't want to be around 125iggers anymore
>>487198285>he says it like he is bored to death etc etc.That makes sense though and I prefer the way he says it in the DLC over how he says it in the trailer. Messmer has basically resigned himself to his fate and is incredibly angsty. It makes sense that he'd find killing you a tedious chore.
>>487199497All the """""""""""""125s"""""""""""" are actually 150s trying to get an advantage on the 125s
If I start the dlc at level 150, can I just stay at that level till the end? Assuming I gather most, if not, all the scadu fruits.
>>487199318I like to think there's a demihuman version of every demigod and the tarnished
>>487182870>t. deflecting-less scrubmaybe if youre a rollchud
>>487198621Never found Roderika attractive until seeing her like that
>>487199634sure
>>487199156I have a few ideas, but considering this build has access to almost every sorcery/incantation in the game, including the hybrid stuff, and there's only 10 slots I'll probably do a lot of testing with different weapons and spells.
okay, I've pivoted on the light greatsword movesetjumping heavy is a very nice rollcatch 1 and 2 handed, and landing the kill with needle piercer feels great
>>487198621Who is the French one?
>>487199643A demihuman version of every demigod and their names are just the demigod names but pronounced by spurdo
>>487199995nepheli
>>487199634levels mean FUCK ALL in the dlc. it's all skibidi
I don't feel like testing it, but I think you can actually dodge Miquella's light by standing under Radahn while he's levitating in the air - which would be much more consistent than trying to run the fuck away
>>487200053Back to /pol/.
>>487198621Who's the blonde girl in the middle with the doll?
>>487195476The most important thing to target is the awful TAA implementation that practically doesn't even do its job unless you have 3840×2160 running
>>487200153Deathbed companion. Mia or Nia or Fia.
who is the Luther of elden ring?Is it goldmask?
>>487198872I write smut while playing Elden Ring and looking at too much fanart of characters with several sentences of dialogue. You tell me.
>>487200152oh you mean rellananepheli is carrying baguettes though, so she's also frenchand she's brown
>>487198872Maidens are gay but a cool guy told me that he is in love with me but I think he might just want to kill me, does that count?
>>487199912I don't like how frequently the second attack whiffs naturally
is st trina a biological woman?
>>487198680I get what you meant but I have never played a single free game for over 30 hours>>487198780Dang now there's a smart investment
>>487199634Yeah but it's painful until you level up the blessing a few timest. beat the DLC at lvl 110
sucks I cant put lightning or holy infusion with life steal fist. this damage is ass.
>>487199497165 or something
>>487200656Are demigods biological?
now that the dust has settled tbqh 0 scadies playthrough has gave me the same feeling as when I played Dark Souls for the first time in terms of genuine fear at every enemy encounter and even the first playthrough of the base game did not do that for me
>>487200656define biological
>>487200656>is st trina a biological woman?More like a purple flower bud like how Millicent is of Malenia.
>>487199337Man even if you only played through the main game twice it feels like having played through any of the previous games like five times.
>>487200346Idk I never played Elden Ring
The bone bow is THE worst item they've ever added who the fuck gave the green light on this holy fuck I fucking hate it so much now I have to deal with niggers spamming rot arrows at me that I HAVE to dodge???
>>487200836yes.demigod is their title, they're japanese gods which means they are basically not gods at all the way we see it.God has different connotations for the Japanese in general. They're not a grand, ultimate monotheistic force in the same way that YHWH/Elohim/Jehova/God or Brahman is; there's just powerful forces for different concepts and aspects. Furthermore, Japanese deities are far more dependent on belief and worship than other faiths, meaning that as a result, mortals hold some power over the Divine which they most certainly do not in things like Judeo- Christian faith.
think I finally got a talisman setup that works good with light great swordsanyone have any suggestions?
I just notified FROM SOFTWARE today about the [Elden Ring] lawsuit.Here's the thread for it.>>>/v/683456664Hackers are on suicide watch. Hackers will be forced to realize they have only hacked half the game, and the other half has been hidden in plain sight all along.
>>487201114rot arrows are pretty hard to farm so it's pretty rare you run into people using them
>>487201248mental illness
>>487201248You go girl
If there was hornsent hanging out in Ei Alimonia al Alim, whyd Messmer never try burning the roots before?>>487201114I dont like the edited dog gif, it gets rid of thw actual real personality of the dog's expression for someone to edit on their own thing over it
>>487201248huh?
>>487201248Bruv is on a MISSION
>>487201379fuck you. you'll be forced to realize it either way. If FROM SOFTWARE loses this lawsuit, it means every game company that has participated in this entire charade will be forced to divulge the parallel dimensions in their games. You just can't support the weight that's about to fall on top of you.
>>487201248best of luck my fellow schizo bestie
>>487201217Holy shit, an actual interesting post on /erg/.
>>487201501can you explain the dimension theory
>>487201225>twohanded talismanThe 1 hand moveset is way too good to not use, the dash heavy, stand heavy, and jump heavy are all amazing, and the 1h stand light is really deceptively longi recommend radagon's icon, people underestimating multilayered ring's stunlock has gotten me a LOT of kills lately
dogshit connection
>>487201217>Furthermore, Japanese deities are far more dependent on belief and worship than other faiths, meaning that as a result, mortals hold some power over the Divine which they most certainly do not in things like Judeo- Christian faith.This actually aligns perfectly with my headcanon about the metaphysics of Elden Ring, despite knowing nothing about Japanese spirituality. Neat.
>>487201796$5 bucks says the "hidden game" is just the DLC that the retarded lawsuit is trying to argue should be effortlessly accessible upon purchase or else they should get money for some reason
>>487201114There's literally no difference as far as invasion tactics go. Just find a cover.It's a great item for invaders themselves.
>>487202065nah this guy has been here long before the dlc lol
>>487197385why does he have a missing arm?
>>487201248Please take your meds.
>>487202065the dlc ain't even accessible for 30% of the player base but I'm not sure if that 30% is a bunch of people who bought the game and refunded it day one or if that's people who played to the capital and dropped it. these types of people might buy the dlc but cannot access it or won't buy it
>>487202225Read the cross in the hidden fly room in Belurat. He discards "his arm sinistral", or his left arm.
>>487202082>Deals mediocre damageNo, it's mid for invasions. Unless it can two shot or has infinite hyperarmor or can running poke people to death then it's mid. In reality if you try to use it you'll get some other faggot running up to you while you're busy sniping his friend.
Give me your best or most fun setup for STR/INT. I was thinking about doing a run using gravity sorceries, but I have quickly realized that only like half of them are any good and most of those are in the DLC.
>>487202369But he also abandoned his dextral arm
>>487202498Okay buddy
Lately I've been playing with antialiasing turned off. Looks pretty good on 1440p 32". >AA off>SSAO off(?)>Motion Blur off>Depth of Field offWhat Nvidia graphics settings do you guys use to increase visual fidelity per your preference without knocking FPS. I can run a steady 60fps everything maxxed if Ray Tracing is off, btw.
That was probably a bit too much lighting spam, sorry if I was an obnoxious faggot
Reminder to not actually listen to any of Poopa's opinions seriously
>>487202369bro he abandoned his whole body in the cacoon?
What is the etymology for sinistral and dextral arms?>>487202706It's okay, like I use really cancerous killsteals when I play
>>487202498He decided he didn't want to give up his vow arm after all
Well, managed to find a niche use for the Fleeting Microcosm: it travels down the stairs and any sort of uneven terrain really well, can be aimed to fuck up any sort of ambushes.
>>487202694Does Elden Ring even let you choose with form AA you want to use, or are you stuck with TAA?>>487202729OKAY LOOK GUY
poopa is the only good poster ITT
>>487202436>she uses it for damage>she invades at metalole lmao
>>487202137my other guess would be that they are trying to argue that a debug mode is a "hidden game" and that it should be accessiblewhat an obtuse lawsuitoddly fitting for elden ring thoughforethinebeit
>>487192870To pay homage to the valiant torch mobs in bloodborne.Hence my guys name:Away, AWAY!
>>487203174Cursed beast...
The recovery on the perfume attacks is pretty low. They seem to be fantastic offhands, at lower levels at least.
>a schizo lawsuit finally forces fromsoftware to stop mass cutting contentVirtually impossible but would be hilarious
Why does space suck so hard and how is it supposedly a good thing to go exploring it with a doll that doesn't necessarily share my love of having a breathable atmosphere?
>>487203319only works on poiselets
>>487189316Imagine doing Millicent's questline to "heal" Malenia but she just doesn't give two shits about it and this is the first thing that happens afterwards
The Lands Between has invested so much human capital into masonry that they can't find a carpenter to save their lives.
>>487202880Pretty sure its just TAA unless you do some kind of override and I'm not sure it'd be any good since it isn't native
>>487201796>can you explain the dimension theoryThere is a door hidden in your game.It can be opened.What is there to explain? The other side of the story is what we're all fighting for in this trial.Every japanese dev is doing it.
>>487186295That's better than 90% of the shit that gets posted here.
>>487203414She has to go to space to let humanity free to find their own ways without gods telling them what to do. She was prepared to go alone and face a thousand years of loliness, but you won't let your wife go alone, will you?
>>487202923>t. Poopa
>>487188385marriage and sex with all of them
>>487203789i cant tell if this is genuine or a massive bait. Remember to take your pills anyway
>>487202464Just run to Caria Manor and get both Hoarfrost Stomp and Carian Grandeur.Use Hoarfrost to make your weapon cold, then go to the academy to grab the wetblade so you can have a cold weapon with Carian Grandeur.After that you're pretty much set.For an endgame setup you can try Fingerprint tank with a Cold Sword Lance + Carian Sovereignty.
GGs pata is OP as fuck see you guys in the next one
>>487203414>he thinks Tarnished is even remotely human after absorbing a myriad of runes
3/4
3/4>>487204009GGs dude
How do I make death sorceries deal good damage without going to some super high level?
>>487204128>>487204149I'll be on in around 20m if it's still going
>>487202880>>487203584Off is off, low is FXAA and high is TAA. The game is noticeably intended for TAA at 4K which mostly clears up the TAA induced artifacts while smoothing out aliasing.
I don't take pills pills are bad they rot your soul and sever our tether to divinity!!
>>487204207>20minits over...
>>487203890>Whoever thou mayest be, take not the ring from this place, the solitude beyond the night is better mine alone.>it's not like I want you to marry me and come with me or anything....
>>487204207I'm gonna go get some food then and hopefully the other guys are still around in 20 mins
The strongest version of Milady is probably the Flame Art on a full faith build buffed with FGMS and Flame SpearLiterally 4-taps people
>>487203551Imagine what their tech tree progression might look like.
>>487204429why is she such a tsundere
ggz I guess
>>487204429>she spent her life dreaming about finding a suitable husband just like the other two carian princesses>hid the ring, knowing that whoever takes it will have to witness her "LOOK AT HOW COOL MY MUM IS" show>the ring has a dorky message basically screaming "pls find me">the way she reacts if you just waltz into her tower with no purpose
>>487183059Shut the fuck up, mermaidtard
>>487204429>>487204820I WANT TO BREED HER MOM'S MILF BODY
>>487204935calm down, Marika
>>487204820>just like the other two carian princessesRadagon evidently wasn't a great husband. And Messmer wasn't anybody's husband at all.
big happi familee
>>487204478I tried it with a barbaric roar STR build and it works surprisingly well.People don't expect a toothpick to poise through colossal swords and combo them for 1000+ damage.
So this guy right here is not actually parriable, right? The wiki says he is but I there is no way
>>487204478Fire is still the weakest element for pvp, the DLC hasn't really changed that. The "best" infusion is probably pure dex lightning infusion, but the problem with lightning is that the only ash with a buff attached is the shitty slash. Keen with a regular grease buff is also a solid choice since the weapon naturally skews dex.I'm undecided on Blood infusion, but I think in practice as a status stick the LGS is just a worse twinblade.
>>487203414Fallingstar Beast would also be radioactive and melt our skin off in close vicinity and Radahn stopping the stars would destroy the surface of the planet. The game is entirely loose on how realistic interaction with space would be.
Sex.>>487202694You're on Nvidia friend, time to use DLAA. >>487197332https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/4513
>>487179030based
>>487203174YEW PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT
>>487205102Didn't stop them from being gigasimpsTheir entire female family tree seems to have one giant >i can fix himcomplex
>>487205307No I don't think ultra greatsword attacks can be parried?
>>487204859When were mermaids mentioned?
>>4872053072H attacks, and attacks that put him airborne are unparryable. 1H attacks should be parryable.
>>487205718More like>I can use him
>>487205718Meanwhile Rykardchad>I'm not in the business of fixing shit, I am the shit.
>>487205126Dawww
>>487201969I feel like I need all the damage I can get with this thing. I prefer the 2 handed move set because of the running stab attack.
>>487205339Fire being unpopular is pretty convenient.I've been running the oil tear alongside the fire damage one on my pyro with basically no downsides.The damage is unreal.
>>487205718Radahn thought he could fix Miquella...
>>487201969Should I use dryleaf if I'm running 40 str and 60 fth?
>>487206071I forgot about the Oil Tear, that is absolutely a genuine consideration.
Has anyone tried to analyse the scratchings on the back of the co-op summoning pool stake? I'm not a semiotician, I have no idea if it even means anything, but it seems like the kind of thing people would be curious about.
>>487201248who said there was a hidden game in Elden Ring?
>>487203313>>487205647The eldritch tree god is nothing before the power of the yharnam mob.Disgusting beast.
>>487206353Nta but there is
>>487206379like what? golf with the tumbleweeds?
>>487206379elaborate immediately
>>487205903Retard
>>487206502you can find Miquella's secret trivia quiz on the dlc but its very well hidden
>>487206576Is this why Miquella and Radahn have pantsless models?
>>487206376Let us cleanse these foul trees
>>487206246Oiled up Palm Blasts at 80 FTH just end people.
>>487206662yeah if you win you get to see Radahn get his back blown out and Miquella cums confetti
>>487205102>Radagon evidently wasn't a great husbandWhy do you think that?>>487206376Good job. How did you deal with Rykard, by the way?
>>487206310It looks like more of the Two Finger runes we see in things like the coded sword and cipher pata. I'd be surprised if some autist out there hasn't already tried to find a cipher. We probably would have heard by now if it was anything coherent.
>>487207090The cipher found on the coded sword and cipher pata is more rounded though, kind of reminds me of Georgian script. This is much more angular.
fc?
So time to choose between Hornset and Leda. I know about the rewards, I honestly don't care either way, I just want a better storyline for the NPCs. Which one would be the better option to pick?
>>487202868I'm glad that there's finally a regular looking great spear that accepts ashes.
>>487207373I'm still down yeah
>>487206915>How did you deal with Rykard, by the way?I'm saving him for last, I've been upgrading a ghost flame torch ready to go for a backup if it seems too silly with the current torch.Going to do remainder of the DLC bosses and tackle the big snake when I'm as strong as I'm going to be.
>>487207438It also has the best r2 in the class
>Miquella's charm is broken>Leda turns psycho and begins killing her allies on the mere suspicion that they might not continue to side with Miquella>The playerbase overwhelmingly wants to have sex with this woman
>>487207529Ha, so you ARE that bloke I talked with, okay.Good luck with that lmao.
>>487207643of course, to make her serve me instead
>>487204429>>Whoever thou mayest be, take not the ring from this place, the solitude beyond the night is better mine alone.This is also why, despite being touted as the good ending, because by all rights it is one, this is the ending that's the worst for the Tarnished himself. In any other ending, he's a lord, ruling over the Order he re-established. In this ending, he's alone with Ranni, never to return and live on God's green earth again.
>St. Trina's nectarSo we all agree that that's code for her pussy juice, right?
>>487207390Both are awful people, better to ignore it and help out Ansbach when the time comes instead.
>>487207947She's pussyless. It's her eye tears
>>487207754Yeah, get to have some fun in the DLC before slamming head into wall.
>>487206571Why aren't you andwering?
I may have to face the truth that I am not a bear warrior. Fucker twoshots me with most attacks.
>>487207801I wouldn't say its bad for the tarnished since she is not forcing you to go with her. You are not making a sacrifice for the greater good or anything, you just choose to go with your wife in a new journey.
2/4 on the usual settingsCombat Ordeal4 playersPokemon: offPass. ergVenue: any
>>487207529>I've been upgrading a ghost flame torchNTA, but glad you took my advice. As awful as that fight's going to be, at least you're not LITERALLY fighting fire with fire.
>>487208284Put on the Dragoncrest Greatshield talisman and eat some boiled crab
>>487208108Good luck. Previous souls games' DLC filtered me.
>>487208460Haven't gotten to Farum Azula yet, fire giant's also filtering me a bit.Level 80, +15/+6, no magic of any kind
>>487208460I hate feeling like a YDBTG fag, but at the same time I wonder if crab and golden vow were really intended to be used so often
>>487207643>The playerbase overwhelmingly wants to have sex with this womanYes?First time?
>>487208338It's the worst for the Tarnished. Those are the words I used to describe it.In any other ending, he could still find love, live as a king, with all the world at his command, and go on as many journeys as he wants. In this, he's got only one person he'll ever see, and the "journey" he's on is one of nothingness. Just because it isn't forced upon him doesn't mean it still doesn't suck. Let me put it this way, I wouldn't place myself in the Tarnished's shoes.
>>487208595I don't know why that bear is even worth fighting for you, then. Are you really that hell bent on the hat?
>>487207643I dont even like Leda that much like that hutblike even I can understand why people do, do you seriously like not know that archetype?
>>487207643Wouldn't be funny if you married Leda but then on the wedding night Miquella ordered for you to fuck him while she can only watch so him take your first time instead of her hahaha i think it would be pretty funny
>>487208789Most normalfags buff the fuck up before entering the boss fog I feel like it's intended
>>487207373Doesn't look like anyone else is joining so I'm just gonna go to sleep, sorry breh
>>487208860It's mostly just out of curiosity how the hat'll look on me, honestly. Got a bit of a Norse theme going on. It probably clashes with the Kaiden chestpiece, but it's a bit, y'know, "because it's there".
>>487208789Enemy damage scaling is through the roof; you pretty much need some investment in defenses to not die in two hits. It's why I always get at least 27 faith if I'm not running INT.
>>487209307it's over...
>>487207643Assertive woman attractive
>>487209365Don't men prefer someone submissive they can force to do what they want?
>>487209573the horny male mind is an enigma
>>487209573Different strokes different folks
>>487208195I never claimed that mermaids were mentioned. I was referring to you by your nickname
Gonna build around the beast clawsPure str with greases or str/fth?
>>487209705You said mermaidtard which implies the post is linked to mermaids, eight?
>>487209714if lower level like 125-150 go strength if you're significantly higher than that go str/fth
>>487209982The character does not exist yet so STR it is
>>487209838Nope. It just means i called you mermaidtard, mermaidtard
>>487209573I want BOTH
scribeanon should post the /erg/ writings fic on a pastebin, they should still have access to it.
>>487210284Why? What about the post had to di with mermaids to prompt that?
>>487210462I never claimed the post bad anything to do with mermaids. I just know there's a dumb bitch ITT called mermaidtard who hates Rya
>>487210654What does Rya have to do with mermaids?
>>487209573You don't need a submissive person. Your hand, your imagination, an inflatable sex toy. All of these are perfectly submissive. Nobody needs women for that. Men climb mountains not to conquer them, but because they're unconquerable.
>>487210724I never made that claim. Improve your reading comprehension
>>487209714Pure STR with Bloodflame.Or ARC with Occult.
>>487210821Seems a weird thing to reply "mermaid" to a thing that lie my uo amdi5 ahs nothing to do with mermaids
>>487209714>>487210937Actually, you should also consider dex/keen with Bloodflame if you want to use Beast Roar.
>>487210954I already explained it to you but you are too obtuse to get it
>>487211150I'm just saying it seems weird, because it is
>>487211150>>487211213are you gonna suck each others dicks now?
>>487211213Nope. You're just really retarded, that's all
>>487211340Make sure your tonsils massage the head when he bottoms out on your dome, feels good and makes orgasm more intense
>>487211331She ain't got a dick to suck and i don't want her filthy whore lips near my weiner
>>487210937Did arc with occult before, but the damage wasnt really that great, bleed is nice but I dont want to rely on bleed
>>487211331I'm just replying to someone randomly tryingbtoblikebtalk about mermaids, and saying it makes no sense>>487211340I'm not
>>487211485How many guys did you have to suck off to gain this knowledge?
>>487211542Do str/fth or dex/fth. If you do need more bleed you can always put bloodflame on them.
>>487211628>>487211524give him a cute little scare with a playful bite, mixes things up
>>487211749Kill yourself
Why did Miyahacki have to shoehorn his shitty 4 winged dragons ? (8 limbs)
>>487211542The best damage and bleed come from pure Heavy/Keen + bloodflame.
>>487211698There isnt a fire weapon buff spell that isnt bloodflame right, not counting that blackflame shit either, just holy and lightning?
>>487211950Sadly no, other than grease or Flaming Strike AoW (idk if you can use it on beast claws). But since you're STR you can just do a Fire infusion if you need fire damage.
god I'm really loving how elegant and fancy the light greatsword moveset isevery win feels like a flourish
>>487211749*bites your cock off**shreds it in a blender**drinks it up*Gotta mix things up, right?
>>487212227I want to pike it but like I like just can't get over the starting r1 stab, I like doing ove and pvp mixed and like the r1 stab like misses enemies close to the ground too much
if I'm arcane, is Bleed > Occult unless it's something immune to bleed?
>>487213370You put blood on weapons without innate bleed, occult on weapons with
>>487212742The R2 chains into the second hit of the R1 combo, so it's usually recommended to start your combos with uncharged R2.
bayle the dread is fucking MISERABLE as a melee greatsword build. His flame attacks come out faster than my sword can even swing, he spends so much time in the air and there's just endless bullshit particle effects going on. I hate this boss. I think he's going to be the one that makes me quit
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME BEAST CLAWS ARE SO FUCKING FUN
>guy who looks like Satan and makes it publicly known he rapes his comatose half-brother every waking hour of the day makes it state policy that everyone has to go on a murder spree all across the countryside to collect blood for him and his rape victim so he can rape better>everyone just rolls with itThe game doesn't even have persuasion checks and somehow Mogh is still scoring successes on them.
>>487213741Gonna bail on Bayle?
How good is it? planning on using it with wing stance lgs
>>487213779If you mix your running attacks and the R2 backstep you essentially become a fromsoft dog enemy
>>487211942>LARGE wings. A lot of fantasy dragons have these itti bitty wings that would never get such a creature off the ground.This really tickles my autism. The dragon wings could be 5x bigger than they already are and still wouldn't be enough to lift a fucking dragon
>>487213982It sucks because it takes so long for the buff to activate that you might as well just use the ash of war twice. In pvp it probably still sucks since it'd be hard to whiff punish anything after waiting a century for the buff to activate.
>>487213779I think they're ok but need a buff.Martial Arts too.Fists and Claws mog them hard, specially the DLC stuff like Pata and Claws of Night.
>>487213798Was Mohg always a mass murdering cult leader or did he only become that way due to Miquella's charm?
>>487213798Mayne he like had a good tax policy or like offered dental
>>487212742crouch R1 instead if you want horizontal coverage
>>487212227mod? whats up with the info on the healthbar?>>487214103I wonder if it would be too broken if they just gave it a flat buff on all stance moves (buff would be lower then what it is now)
>>487214143Martial arts need to become what the bonefist was, low damage but insane scaling with extreme stagger/stance damageBeast claws honestly need their bleed removed in favor of having a slower, but much harder hitting moveset, beast claws should be the "great" claws of this game
>>487213982Trash because you have to wait a whopping 1.5 seconds just holding the stance before the damage buff activates.
>>487214292seamless coop supports invasions and has options to display level and ping
>>487214318Right now Raptor Talons completely rapes Beast Claws in their own niche.
>>487214167I don't think it's at all clear when he was charmed. It might have been as far back as when he was still tethered underground. But his whole blood craze has been connected to the Formless Mother, so I figure Miquella at least can't be blamed for that part.
>>487214143>Can't receive weapon buffs>Really poor AR>Blood/Poison affinities have quality scaling>Optimal playstyle involves just standing still and charging Palm Blast for a yearMartial arts really got done dirty. They're so cool but their numbers are unfairly bad.
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>>487215293better OP than any hornybait shit evergod bless the dragon hunting tarnished MIYAZAKI LOVES US
Does anyone have a spare ansbach set in the seemless coop mod?
