Igon's Cursed Grass Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPoisoned: >>487179030
>*holds L1 to block with weapon as the video starts with an intro fade*Yo What's Up /erg/ It's>*takes a few quick moments pause, spins around thrice*ChaseTheBro Here And>*moves the camera down then up, poorly edited jump cut into him running around in the smallest circle possible allowed by the game's deadzone movement*And Welcome Back To Another Weapon Showcase! Today Today We're Gonna Take A Look At The Milady!>*uses Winged Stance Ash of War on a Revered Spirit in Belurat to demonstrate his power, putting the ChaseTheBro fan, (You) in awe*>*2Hs the Milady, spamming L1 to waggle and wiggle like a faggot in front of the camera*>*shows an average dex build with nothing special to note*So yeah, that's the build. Let's get into some invasions!!>*invades an obvious PvE only player who is on his first playthrough playing with his friends in an honest manner doing jolly coop that isn't trying to twink or being overleveled with no obvious attempt at trying to PvP, just honest gameplay on his victims' part*>"looks like we got some gankers here guys! and they are using ultra greatswords too!*is obviously seething but trying to hide it with fake positivity*>*hardswaps off the Milady to other weapons for AoW buffs despite the video being a weapon showcase video, to a completely different weapon class sweating his ass off, adrenaline off the charts against a PvE only player and his friend who are playing to progress, not twinking out or anything*>talks to himself and makes comments about the person and his friends that he's invading as if he were infantile>"yeah good fight GutsBerserk2005!">*does a bow gesture even though he was sweating against people with no obvious PvP experience*Wow. That was tough, he almost got me!>*puts on a facade of fake positivity even though he is seething and actually toxic*Let Me Know With A (You) On What You Guys Thought About My Milady Weapon Showcase Here .>"like, favorite, subscribe and hit that bell notification!"
Queen Marika is a WHORE
What's a quick and easy boss to get summoned for at around 130 bros? Needs me some arcs.
My judgement of DLC characters:Messmer - case study of what happens when you let your parents or your partner or any other people have personal power over you. Eventually they move on and you end up staring the wall, broken, without your own purpose.Moore - downie, innocent and friendly, but can hurt you.Ymir - absolute top tier IQ guy who has thought himself literally to his own universe with its weird rules, less evil than Seluvis but more dangerousAnsbach - CIAFreyja - discount Alexander and neocon warmongerIgon - absolute broLeda - good looking boss-woman, rotten inside, ends up with cats and wineThiollier - compulsive artist type, will be a trustworthy friend when you get him to his senses and not let him self-destructHornsent Grandam - that someones grandma who always feeds you but always seems slightly crazyDryleaf Dane - CIAJolan - portrayal of an average good-looking woman at age 23Hornsent - European version of a redneck dude - always wants to fight for his buddies but has a generic and weak personalityMidra - artwork and case study on existential horrorSt Trina - that girlfriend who always wanted to snuggle and kept sending you to buy her some ice creamDragon Communion Priestess - the woman you eventually marriedMiquella - most fucked up portrayal of a villain I'd ever could think of
>>487215561what about queelign?
>>487215384Kek good chucklen anon keep em coming
>>487215262i hate bayle so much. seriously phase 2 fucking SUCKS i can't even tell what the FUCK is happening in this DOGSHIT game
I'm fighting Scadutree Avatar. Does anyone have any FUN builds to use against him, I read he's weak to fire (but I only have like ~30 fai, im mostly int for this build). I want an interesting build to fight him with, any thoughts appreciated. Was vaguely thinking fire perfumer bottle or something like that.
Wait I don't understandWhy did Ranni turn herself into a mini doll?
>still getting inappropriate activity bugfuck off fromsoft, what the fuckSMAR INDU DEVU TEAMU
I really wish the base game gave more regular smithing stones
>>487215561Marriga?
>>487215752she wanted to shed her empyrean body, she wanted to be completely free of the Golden Order
Bleed should be a DoTYou shouldnt not be able to put ashes on weapons, it just makes them all feel bland and shitEvery weapon in DS2 is more fun and unique than anything in elden ring, how could they cock this up this fucking badly?I miss my bone fist
First time playing since 2022 here. What an insanely cool boss with 11/10 presentation and buildup, I can't understand how anyone could hate this fight or rob himself of the experience by cheesing it because I just want to keep fighting him. What in the actual fuck went wrong with the DLC? I don't mind the concept of fighting a powered up Radahn, but it felt like a cheap copy of this with no fanfare at all. This is why I still love games and From titles.
>>487215858I mean after you give her the fingerslayer dagger. You find her as a mini doll in a cave, but why?
The amount of bleed damage you do to bosses in the dlc should be based on your scadutree level. From 5% at zero to 10% at 20.
>LIVE
>>487216051>we get morgott's rags but not midra'sFor what purpose
>>487215938Rotten Radahn is one of the few base game bosses that's actually more fun with summons. Fighting him in a giant raid party with all those other dudes was just so cool; too bad they nerfed him and now the fight becomes a joke if you actually do use those summons.
>>487215665Too little of him in the game to have any kind of opinion.
Can you play any of the mods on Seamless like Convergance?
>>487216051>ENDURE
2 handing a greatshield shoul make enemy attacks bounce, it would be so cool to sprint at a host with your shield up and actually protect them from a boss' ultradeath comboMake it an ash if necessary
Which spirit ashes are best against Radahn? I had to see it for myself, but his second phase is some bullshit. I'm cheesing this motherfucker.
>>487216339nta but this was the one fight I used summons on because it felt heavily implied from every bit of dialogue that you're supposed to summon everyoneand Alexander is just based in general.
>>487216339It definitely feels like something is missing in such a big field without them and it's the only boss where others are canonically there with you, but even when I played it in 2022 I thought bosses shifting their attention from me always sucked 100% of the fun out of the fight even if they remain tough despite that. I have a +6 somber weapon right now and he's just about a perfect challenge for me.
>>487215806I bet she is a fine matriarch of her tribe.
>>487216657How long did you go at him for before deciding to throw in the towel?
>>487215561Moonrithyll and Rellana?
>>487215903>already have two dot statuses>lets just add another oneretard alert
>>487216823As long as it took me to see his second phase. About an hour, maybe.
>>487216565Simple client side mods like texture and sound replacements should work. Gameplay altering mods like Convergence will require compatibility patches and matching modlists. Check back in a few months for updated modlists and expanded compatibility.
>Your mouth has been invaded by Needle Knight Leda
ayo dis pvp be bussin
>>487215561Redditor detected
>>487217041And what does frostbite do again>b-but the defense debuNobody uses it for the defense dropAnd rot is shit too since it completely invalidates poison in its current state
>>487217253>two guys with rockhard shitlogs taped to their fists, punching each other
Is it possible to roll through Mohg's bloodflame talons? Feels like the hitbox is so massive and it lingers for so long that even if you're completely beside him and outside of the explosion visually when your roll ends it still hits. Is it just unpunishable?
How the fuck do I fight Bayle
>>487217104Don't give up, skeleton.
>>487217154GIWTWM
>>487217458yeah, just takes some practice. watch how ongbal does it or something idk
>>487215497Romina
>testing shit against magma wyrm at volcanic manor in NG+>ancient dragon lightning spells deals meh to average damage>pest thread spears rapes the wyrm ezpzI'm just fucking disappointed using those ancient lightning dragon spells against a belly crawling fat nigga.
>>487217631I feels like this entire boss fight is just "ok when is it my turn" because even when he does one of the two moves you can punish there's blood piss all over the floor and it's still not safe
Are black flame incantations worth It? Especially on NG+7.Its a shame how we're limited to 2 weapons for destined death damage.Is the godslayer Greatsword good?
>>487216051>Endure
>>487217836Almost everything Mohg does is punishable, and you can Carian Retaliation his fire.
>>487215384Do another one
>>487217836i'm guessing you're having trouble with the second phase? just take your time, that's really there is to the fight, moreso after the nihils
>>487217382>Nobody uses it for the defense dropWhat the fuck are you talking about? That's the strongest aspect of it.
>>487215561Did you copy this from r*ddit?Either way, you need to die
>>487217382the frostbite debuff is kind of nice thoughbut most people just use it for the chunk damagei wish they would experiment with more interesting statusesmadness should do something in pve
>>487218000That's the problem, I know if I just sat there and did nothing eventually he'll leave himself open, but that's fucking boring as shit and I'd prefer boss fights to not take seven minutes.
I've gotten 3 (three) fuckin noble's estocs and zero slender swords yet. I have a strong distaste for Miyahacki and his boner for shitty droprates.
>>487217382>Nobody uses it for the defense dropThe defense drop makes frost the best coop status by a mile, because it increases everyone's damage, and if someone happens to be dealing fire damage you can just keep inflicting it for more burst damage.
WOW this is SOOOOO fun am I supposed to be summoning for regular catacombs too now??stupid ass game
>>487215726Any and all fire damage you can bring to it makes it melt. Personally I just put Messmerfire grease on my sword and swung away. Make sure you're actually hitting the flower part though, the root/stem takes very little damage compared.
get back to ACK posting poopa
i won't give you the satisfaction of a reply, but i will still call you a retard
I initially didn't realize the Weeping "Peninsula" (actually just insular) was a part of Limgrave and considering the side of it I really feel like they could maybe have done a litter better to make it feel a little more unique. It seems like a bit of a waste considering its size.
What's the deal with the sunflower? Why is it a sunflower?
>>487218373Using fire damage turns it into a weaker version of bleed yesWhich is what most people use it for
>>487218716Why aren't you a sunflower?
>>487218421>see enemy charging up spell>hmm i think ill just stand here>WUH? WUH HAPPUN?
>>487218421It's built around summons it's built around mimic tear!!
>>487218716Oh my god you can't just ask why someone is a sunflower
>>487216253might actually have more titties out than goldmask
>>487216657freezing mist chunks him cause he keeps standing in the shitreset with roped volcano pot
>>487218639>I initially didn't realize the Weeping "Peninsula" (actually just insular)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HILIo4-eI
Man, the difference between vanilla and seamless invasions is noticeable. Seamless feels like you're invading normal people instead of sweats and gankers all the time.
Maybe we were the sunflowers all along?
>>487219061People have started to gank now, like I invaded three people who were in Bayle's arena and just spammed spells at me until I died, but unlike the regular game they can't taunter's tongue to clog up your queue, so you fight people like that maybe once a play session.
>>487218421>you will never be a Type B>doing a long-ass wind-up weapon skill instead of just dash attacking while enemy is about to unleash his assrape spell
>>487219061seamless is 2 shotting retardslike playing against botsthey dont know how to react to another player at all
>>487219097I look like this irl
>>487217253I see the new Jeeclone poiseclown fit is here
>>487219438H-hotPut your seeds in me
>>487218770>>487218845I mean... just look at it man >>487219438like what's up with that?
I just bought this game on Steam last week and have so far killed Godrick and Renalla... but most of the time I have zero clue what I'm doing so I go and XP farm with the diseased chickens (too bad all the cliff-jumps got patched).So I've gained tons of levels but still suck because I don't have good equipment or any idea how to build my character. And I feel like I need 100 more levels just to cast some basic spells.>level 129>vigor 60>Mind 12>Endurance 40>Str 50>Dex 20>Int 9>Faith 9>arcane 8Doing a jump double-greatsword build so far.... never even casted a spell. Halp. Anyone got a good build for me? I went this way because I said "What's closest to a Monster Hunter Hammer player?"
Lorefags, what's going on with the Gate of Divinity being covered in corpses that were fused to it and each other? Were the Hornsent trying to make a mega-jar to birth a god? Is that why Marika is a god, like she got stuffed in the god-jar and instead of becoming the Hornsent god she exterminated them in revenge?
>>487218421>Post the retarded same bait webms ad nauseam>Retards still try to backseat and seriously reply "heh, if that was me I would have done so and so and won"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>487219465What is it? Just full verduiogos set? Hard to tell for me
>>487219765lol
what is the lore behind fighting the sunflower 3 times in a row? why did miquella leave his rune with the sunflower?
Someone pointed out it and made me want to cry that like, the cross where Miquella abandons his "doubts and vexilliation" is in cerulean coast heading to like where he abandons his love and shoves Trina in, meaning like you could read it as like either he had to abandon his doubts before he was capable of doing it or like he abandoned it on his way out of the pit because he doubted that he had done the right thing
>>487219765
Would Radahn talk in Shakespearean English like his sister and mother or is he too much of a grug retard for that
>>487217253>>487217406>>487219465>rock hard shitlogs>jeenine poiseclown
>>487219845>Retards still try to backseat and seriously reply "heh, if that was me I would have done so and so and won"not only would I have done so and so and won, I didI simply didn't walk up to the enemy like a damn retard and left myself open to an easily avoidable attackit's really that simple
>>487219845heh, if that was me I would have done so and so and won
92 ashes in the base game so you'd expect at least 60 new ashes in the dlc right?instead you get 25 new ashes of war in the dlc.they stole our money
>>487219465fire knight helm is the new meta tryhard helm despite being pretty mediocre compared to imp head lion and divine beast helm and head and properly made builds
>>487219623Here it COOOOOOOOOMS!>>487219636I love being a sunflower today
>>487219851Verdigris + that fucking retarded gnome hat
>>4872198693 leaf sunflowers are lucky
mike took a shit on a plate and you loreniggas are in shambles trying to pick the corn out the shit
>>487219935>vexilliationVacillation. Unsteadiness of purpose; changeableness.
What is the best way to farm runes? Still the birds/albinaurics?I want to get my INT/FTH mage ready but I need like 60 levels.
>>487220181buy dlc, check content, money stolen
>>48722010215 of which are ashes from the base game but now they do a different elemental damage
>>487220183Aorry I was just trying to remember it, thank you
Ymir is such a tease character because it seems like you just met a thoughtful guy who might tell you a lot about the lore only for him to suddenly troon out and try to murder you. Admittedly it is pretty funny.
>>487220136That looks so silly.At least Verdigris+ Imp head actually looks kind of fitting.I'm glad that there's finally a set that goes well with those.
BrosMy commitment to a level 80 run through the entire game and DLC is waveringI'm just not gitting gud enough
>>487220414sounds like the average lorefag to me
>>487220323wow they stole even more money than I knew that I had >>487220504is the dlc active at level 80?I'm about to do such a run. what build would work the best? not that many builds are possible besides vig and some other stats try 84 if you want since that's mutually exclusive to 125.
>>487220770>is the dlc active at level 80?Relatively. I'm getting a surprising amount of co-op summons, though I wouldn't know about invasions, I don't do that much.
>>487220117>>487220394What's the equivalent of the double nagis in this patch, the backhand blades with swift slash? Imagine a monster like that swift slashing you and taking away more than half your hp
>>487217154Would Leda kill me if she found out that I'm a Carian loyalist?
>>487220770theres no activity for anything. rare open world dlc invasioneveryones grossly overleveledniggers in seamless coop farm frogs rofl
>>487220394
>>487220870>getting a surprising amount of co-opthat's what we like to see
>>487220770>>487220870I'm running a boring strength build with zero magic, so ymmv
>>487220504>>487220870Which weapon range are you guys using
>>487220394absolute chad
>>487220117How come they forgot imp heads for mind?more dlc coming?
>>487221102+15/+6 for me.
>>487220876if you're talking absolutely broken for pvp currently back hand blades with either swift slash or blind spot, claws of night are comically braindead broken just mash the ash all day and manual aim up a bit for headshots, and pata right now I believe have bugged damage and running r2 into r2 is a true combo that does like 1k just like pre nerf caestus
The dual wield katana moveset fucking SUCKS and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
Is there any reason to 2H dex weapons other than to meet their STR requirements? I see everyone using the Milady 2H but I don't see what the point is when the damage increase from the bonus STR is negligible.
>>487221264We're not getting another DLC
>>487221494sometimes has better moveswts
>>487221494two handed talisman knikka
>>487220876spread crossbow with sleep boltsansbach bow with stormhawk/sleep/rotbone bow with sleep/rotin short the bpws are really fucking broken right nowswift slash is still really bad but the bows are worse imho because when coupled with cheat engined starlight shards you can just spam them mindlessly and rack up wins
>cant hangout with St. Trina while waiting to be summoned/invade0/10 DLC
>>4872214941h and 2h movesets are usually pretty different.
>Just level vigor bro>Just use the skkibidi blessings broDid all of that, let me guess this is still my fault? Stupid ass game
>>487221472>press L1>both weapons dont hit at the same timeinstant garbage on any weapon class
>>487221494dex builds have some more strength than str builds have dex
>>487221732Erm if that was me I would have won
>>487221641Get used to being disappointedWe still cant hug mom in Nioh 2
Is greathammer and greatshield just easy mode?I've been trying out the Great Stars and they just stagger everything in a few guard counters while also bleeding shit with bloodflame blade and constantly healing me from normal attacks and critical attacks with the assassin dagger.This feels overpowered.
Does powee5ancuny smithscript daggers do anything? Since like the two handing is already just like having two of them at once in each hand and throwing yhem
>>487222075Shut up, you dumb skank
>>487221732>I got back up and pwnd him
>>487222075Powe5cunny?
?So when do I get to attack?
>>487222075why power stance when L2 instantly power stances for the duration? have a seal, staff or crossbow in your left hand and spam L2 when needed
>>487222158What? Why would you say that >>487222250Powerstandcing
>>487222075uhhhhh
I'm having trouble with Scadutree Avatar. Specifically two attacks, any advice on how to dodge them?>Ranged thorn attackWhere it sends a bunch of thorns towards you quickly. I try rolling to the side, away, towards, always seem to get hit. I die to this a lot because the bleed instantly kills me>Golden NukePhase three nuke. No idea how to consistently dodge this. Very difficult for me to even understand what is happening visually
>>487222346Because you're a dumb skank who's obsessed with mermaids
>>487222323I'm just asking for curiosity>>487222348What?
>>487222380two wordsgreatshield
>>487215384How many starlight shart uses did he edit put this time?
>>487221732I beat this dude with 0 skidoodles on launch day lmao.
Does anyone have a spare ansbach set on seemless coop mod?
>>487222380>ranged thornssprint, then roll to the side once it's close to you>nukeblock with whatever you're holding, but i'm pretty sure you can roll thru it too
>>487222456What's the second word?>>487222553>SneedlessJust cheat it in, there's no anticheat and you're already a modnigger anyway
>>487222380Run tob5he side, not dodge, they have to lead towards you, running and jumping works for meFor the nuke, I don't really know. It seemed based on luck, but the giant ball like it charges up seems to have bright spots that show long where the needles will be? It's essentially, she charges up, then shoots out a bunch of thin beams in a sphere.I usually just run away and like towards a bit which seems like it won't get one of those beams
>>487222640>What's the second word?mimic
>>487222553If you're on Seamless just CE it in, dude.
>>487222297a good souls boss should not have more than a 6 move combo
>>487222819Thankfully we don't have that stupid shit in PvP hahahahahah
pics that aged poorlymiq was on torrent because he was dragging mohgs body around and time is convoluted
>>487222380>Ranged thorn attackif you mean the attack he usually opens the fight with ? you dodge forward, you can dodge it to the side if you run to the side but the timing is super tightand i generally just run like hell from the nuke and after he expends them and goes down, you can usually run back in and get a jump r1
>>487222984uuuooooohhhhh bratty demigod
you can tell it was a last second write in cause mohg doesnt even leave behind a corpse like rykard
This is the worst enemy I have ever fought in any video game ever. Yes I'm using the storm weapon arts, yes I'm using the pots, even still this is nothing but a fucking slog. Literally ten minutes of him doing the same fucking stomp move over and over again and nothing else what the fuck were they thinking.
Reminder that Leda has Lancer Artoria tier titties.
>>487222346Maddison?
>>487223298coomers enhance everything
>>487223134if you went back in time to before the dlc released and told me that miquella is using mohg's body to resurrect radahn in order to marry him I'd have called it a retarded fanficand I still do now
>>487223292When they teased these guys i knew they would suck to fight without a gimmick. And i was wrong, because their gimmick sucks too
Do you have to summon the DLC people for boss fights to progress their quests?
>>487223292>10 minutes It takes like 2 with dual greathammers and raptor mist.
>>487223292>first crit doesn't kill himfuck me dead
>>487223298You know, I always figured an ER Saber knock-off would be Liurnian considering all the blue and sword magic.
>>487223292These things are so fucking boring that I beat two of them then completely ignored the rest
>>487224064King Arthur is a religious figure so a holy knight makes way more sense than a magic knight.
>>487223980Igon and Hornsent, yes. Their summon signs are inside the fogwall for Messmer and Bayle.
>You know I have realized without Kindly Miquella's blessing I'm kinda mistrustful of others>So Tarnished, who do we KILL next???
>>487219981I really am retarded though. Anyway, I joined the erg, FEXTRA, 123456, 111111, and SEEKERS channels. I hear sometimes people just drop things in the Ellah Church there. No clue how that works though.
is this spell bugged or this really the damage it does?
>>487223298>>487224064>>487224318
>>487224404The damage is extremely meh but the fp cost is very low, also most of it is also backloaded in the final roar. Ideally you want the bear hat and roar talisman with it, but it still sucks desu.
>>487224318
>>487224550I am using the bear hat and roar talisman....
>>487223350You don't have to say that
Radahn 2 is a lot better when you figure out how to dodge his light clone slams after the purple meteors in phase 2.B-Tier fight now, I think. Still disappointing, sorta mediocre. Needs more jumpable attacks, a lot of them look jumpable but aren't. If you could jump them it'd be good.
>>487224620yeah well uhhhhhhhhhbear communion is a joke anyways
>>487224620Don't worry anon, I'm sure it'll be buffed in 1.13...
>>487224730is rock sling still the best physical sorcery?
are the Ruins of Rauh the best or worst area in the DLC?
>>487219765>don't put a single level into any of the spellcasting skills>why can't I cast even basic spells?
>>487224843oops didn't mean to reply haha
>>487223292the perfect encapsulation for what makes the dlc disappointing in most regards. interesting premise, tedious, lazy, boring execution.
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>487224390I hope you're trolling because if not you have irreversibly ruined your one and only chance at a blind playthrough of one of the best games to come out in the last decade
>>487224843Artstyle reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v9zl6mBpwc&ab_channel=NateSandhart
>>487222456>>487222554>>487222695>>487223064thanks m8s i managed to eke out a win after cheating with magma shot (jesus christ the fire damage)
Leda is great but her popularity stems in part from being, rather bizarrely, basically the only female character in the DLC. A dramatic change from the base game for sure. We should've gotten a bit more Rellana, Trina, anyone.
>gets like 5 lines of dialogue>fucks off for 40 hours of gameplay>shows up to kill you in a ds2 tier gank squad >WOWZA I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BADdo gooners really?
>>487225096"Let me solo her" and the cringe that it spawned was a horrible mistake
>>487224843Blades of Stone is pretty fun but you gotta pull it off. It hits like a truck, just has strange targeting. You get it for beating Gaius.
>>487225096>be betterthis phrase makes me viscerally and irrationally angry
>>487220770>>487220870Maybe PC is better but I'm level 85 on PS5 and there's basically no one available to summon. If I put my sign down I get summoned pretty quick though. So if you wanted to host a co-op run like me it's pretty barren sadly.
>>487225248We have a lot to unpack here
>>487225216NahHe was literally from /v/ (he's one of us) but since he got popular /erg/ decided to hate him
>>487225187Damn you really had to do Freyja dirty like that? I mean her face does look like a potato but she still has a vagina. Probably.
>>487225209Buddy, I've been falling in love with women with five lines of dialogue since I first met Yuria.
>>487225187RedmanewomawhosenameIdon'trememberbros...
>/v/>one of us
>>487225187The fact that you totally forgot about Freyja who has more of a presence and more lines of dialogue than Leda just goes to show how little sex appeal she has.
>>487225218alright, i'll look it up. i'll dupe the remembrance in a sec here
>>487225332Isn't he Indian
Why does fromsoft hate Twinblades so much? Its not enough to just basically more or less neglect twinblades in the DLC (no euporia doesn't count, endgame weapons dont fucking count), they have to make none of the cool ashes of war work with them. You finally get ghostflame ignition as an ash of war and for no fucking reason at all it works on swords, spears but specifically not twinblades. FUCK FROMSOFT
>>487215485She's a whore but I like her.
>>487225332He's a filthy r*dditor.
>>487225187no it comes from being an attractive white woman thats it, people will do anything for a white woman its crazy
>>487225315I just don't get why redditors have to constantly speak like they're doing a TED Talk on objective morality.
>>487225248educate yourself sweety
>>487225409double jumping twinblades is one of the best builds/status builds in general
>>487225546Ranni is literally blue
>>487225409I wont lie man the very concept of twinblades is retarded. The more you think about what it would actually feel like to use a twinblade the more retarded it seems, it even just looks retarded.
How are you supposed to beat these guys??? How are you even supposed to dodge this shit?? Who thought unkillable bosses with undodgeable attacks would be fun???
>>487225561You*clap*Need*clap*To*clap*Be*clap*Bet-*clap*-ter*clap*
>>487225659ranni is white coded albeit
>>487225409Twinblades are a silly impractical weapon so they'd be impractical here.Except they aren't, because they hit a lot and thus proc status well. Also they get a lot of ashes and elenora's has a great ash.Basically, use them like you're playing an RPG and they work.
why is shitmask so bad at pve and pvp
>>487225736horse nigga
>>487225736fifty bucks well spent, eh?
>>487225361Lucatiel for me. Still one of the better questlines in Souls history
>>487225360Do we have the sliders for what her face looks like behind her mask? Probably looks like a gorilla but I'm curious
>>487225409Twinblades are such a faggy weaponYou deserve nothing
Ranni is a dork who fantasizes about being BRUTALLY snuggled like a stuffed animal every night
>>487225884>DS2
>>487215384too real, good one
>>487225963z*llie had a video going over the facedata of all the new npcs, and yes, freyja does look like an ape lmao
>>487225963nvm I looked it up yeah she looks like a potato behind her helmet as well.>>487225884I liked her story, but I never understood why she didn't use the effigy she gave us at the wharf. She acts all coy about it
>>487225398You're quite right, she's possibly the only From female NPC I didn't immediately starting simping for. No discredit to the actress!
>get a boss (which I've already killed plenty of times) down to one hit>die stupidly>spend the next hour trying over and over before I finally kill itWhy am I like this? Am I alone?
other than ansbach's set and his scythe, arc/dex didn't really gain much from the dlc?
>>487225248I got the PlayStation Spider-Man game and the catchphrase when hovering over the game on the PS5 home menu is literally "Be Better". The game was meh, Spider-Man's 1991 arcade game was better.>>487225736>knock down once>throw pots in while they're knockedthey do suck though.
why do pvp players always assume the person on the other end of the screen is the most vile fucked up gamer going out of their way to ruin the game for them when in reality 95% of the people you invade are completely clueless shitters just trying to play with their friends and their meme builds
>>487217253>poopa was the one shitting up the fc with cragblade pata
>>487226225We project Miyazaki onto the other players and beat them up since he made the PvP what it is.
>>487226272no that was me doing that :)
Which should I choose? Im pure faith
>>487226131Doesn't help that her armour set makes her look like a baked bean
>>487226467Occultation.
>>487215384>Uses buff so your weapons do more damage>"AAAIEEEEEE NO YOU DIDNT BEAT THE HOOSSTTTTT"Why are hostcells like this? There are 3 of you, just kill him lol
>>487226225I hate getting mad about invasions because 9/10 it's pure dumb luck who wins and who doesn't. "Skill" in Souls PVP is a lie.
>>487225712>I wont lie man the very concept of twinblades is retardedhave you fucking played this game? you can use a giant finger as a weapon and a sunflower stem and melted liquid hammerswhy the fuck are you guys spazzing out about realism in elden ring of all things? twinblades have a fun moveset, they dont need to be 'realistic'
>>487226130She can't use the effigy, she doesn't even know what it is.
>Canonically miquella carried mohgs body off>Meaning he has the proportional strength greater than that of an ant 20 fold>By miquella's dialog radahn consented to the vow at some point beforehand and that miquella had his own part he needed to fulfill>given radahns characterization in the dlc it's likely the vow was defeating him in battle>radahn was also implied by the "betrayal" part of the dlc trailer to have gone back on the deal at some point>radahn is clearly obsessed with godfrey and wants to be the next godfrey>margit beat the shit out of radahn some point before aeonia>radahn is called shogun of caelid and was an occupier but a kind one>it was after this malenia was sent after radahn>miquella was at aeonia but not near the blast radiusI propose this /erg/, miquella wanted radahn to be his consort, radahn needed to die, and on miquella's part he needed to be able to kill radahn, radahn wanting to prove himself worthy of godfrey stormed leyndell, got humiliated by morgott, and fled to occupy caelid to make himself feel better, miquella and malenia then showed up to get radahn to fulfill his part of their vow, radahn then saw miquella do something horrifyingly strong, possibly picking up radahn himself who wasn't using gravity magic to make himself lighter as he did with leonard, radahn, demoralized after morgott, was weary of fighting another demigod, and didn't want to have his reputation completely ruined if miquella was actually able to beat him, losing to someome with the body of a child would taint his reputation forever, so he fled deeper into caelid, but he didn't get far as miquella sent malenia after him, miquella following not too far after them, then malenia corners radahn and his men. Radahn knowing he'll have to stand and fight or be viewed as a coward like godrick, chose to fight her, two of the most powerful known demigods going head to head. Malenia, aeonia's either accidentally or intentionally.
>>487226627A giant finger and melted liquid hammer would hurt a lot IRL especially if the latter whipped you.
>>487226174>>knock down once>>throw pots in while they're knockedYeah this would be fine it it actually killed them in one go but if fucking doesn't, you have to do it twice.
>>487226612It didn't used to be this way. It became this way in ER because they made everyone's damage output so cheeked out to deal with the coked out bosses that pvp gameplay degenerates into who presses L2 first. Oh, you got hit? You die. Unless you have 60 VIG. Then it "merely" chunks 75% of your health.
>>487226665There's nothing in-game stating that Radahn or his forces ever assaulted Lyendell like Godrick. Soulsborne cinematics are non-canon.
>>487226225I sometimes play coop with my friendHe plays nice and gets betrayedI play nasty and never get betrayed
>>487226627You seriously think a guy who finds twinblades retarded would be cool with that crap?
>>487226174>knock down once>throw pots in while they're knockedDoesn't work. It just does regular damage like any pot would.
>>487226665Strong Miqqy sounds hot
>>487226665>>By miquella's dialogWhy the fuck would you believe anything Slippy Miqqy says?He's a mind-rapist
>>487226665tits
>>487222472It's so fucking obvious when he does it too. OH LOOK, A JUMP IN THE RECORDING FOR NO REASON AND HE'S SOMEHOW MYSTERIOUSLY REGENERATING FP I WONDER WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS
>>487226225t. has never played invasions for more than an hour
babe a new vaati video dropped!it has nothing to do with the dlc
>>487226467Always occultation. Grace gives you a spirit ash both times you can use it, and they kind of suck. Occultation gives you their weapon, and at least you can trade that to an alt or something if you're not going to be using it on that character.
>>487227318I've played like 250 hours of invasions in elden ring so far and still love it
>>487226665CONTmiquella being far from ground zero but close enough to witness it, was shocked, figuring both malenia and radahn couldn't have survived that, but he saw someone limping away, one of radahn's favorite soldiers, freyja, she was delirious, overcome by rot, and seemed to be the only survivor, reinforcing miquella's idea that everyone had died, miquella then cured freyja of the rot and took his troops back to the haligtree, lamenting the death of the three people closest to him, first godwyn, now his sister and radahn all dead presumably, miquella seals himself inside of the haligtree for some time. After finlay dragged the unconscious, rot radioactive malenia to the haligtree and promptly died, miquella realized its likely they both survived, so things may not be so bad for old mikey after all! While malenia was out and publically miquella cocooned mohg snuck in to steal him, miquella realizing this, and that he would be a good vessel for radahn, being big, not godrick, and a male demigod, immediately used his powers on him and turning an actual kidnapping into a staged one, mohg not even realizing he's been charmed. St trina visited malenia in her slumber letting her know what happened telling malenia to wait for him to return, knowing of marika's intending for godfrey and his men to return and cause mayhem in the lands between, and not wanting to risk losing his sister or ruining more parts of the lands between with the rot, wages all his hope on the tarnished coming, and tasks torrent, his loyal mount, to find the tarnished with the most potential to aid them, hoping they'll be able to slay radahn, acting as miquella's champion unknowingly and fulfilling his part of the vow, and mohg allowing miquella to yoink his body. That's how I think those events went down.
>>487227212I'm pretty sad we didn't get to fight Miquella
>>487227212PFFFTHHBBB- ow, his abs pinched tongue.
Is Dryleaf Seal good for 40 strength, 60 Faith?
>muh weaponized loveWhy is Ansbach such a pussy? Jesus Christ. Miquella is such a cringe character.
>>487228018why does your strength matter? anyway, no, dryleaf is if you're going to be under 50 fth, you yourself are better off with the clawmark
>get summoned as a blue>roll up on the host fighting the invader>invader stops to wave at me>host kills him in the middle of itdamn, he was just being friendly...
>>487226665>miquella has a child's body, looks frail, and is tiny by demigod standards but is freakishly strongThis is now my headcanon, physically insanely strong but fragile and could still be swatted away by many. He was a glass cannon build compared to others who had the durability alongside their strength.
>>487228176It says it scales with strength and faith. I've been using clawmark but I was wondering if this was better.
>>get summoned as a blue
>>487228120Hes talking about mind control. That's the "charm" or being charmed.
>>487226225>completely clueless shitters just trying to play with their friends and their meme builds
>>487228215>friendlyWholesometards need to fucking die
>>487228378unless stated in the actual item description, like clawmark and frenzy?, no seal ever scales with any physical stat, the strength scaling only affects you actually hitting with the seal itself
>>487228449>Ok I summoned you because I need help with the boss let's g->AYO IS THAT AN INVADER BOIS IT'S GANKING TIMEEEEEEE
>>487228495get spat on then
>>487228442Well, yes, but Miquella is just a child. All he had to do was plug his ears or wear a blindfold.
>>487226225>>completely clueless shitters just trying to play with their friends and their meme builds
>>487228403Why do blues even exist? It's impossible to see a redman unless you summon your buds, it's not like DS3 where you can get invaded as a solo host any time you pop an ember.
>>487228669>youtube builds>>487228669>95%
Do you guys ever use bows or crossbows? I very often get a pulley crossbow, but was wondering if any others are good
>>487226225I just like being swoosh swoosh cool knight lady, I don't really care if I get horsemage shot to death or 1v4'd against a wall. If I get a stylish win and emote over their corpse while their friends watch, thats good enough for me
>>487229365Based Leda gatekeeping Kindly Miquella
>>487229093Light bows are god
>>487226225t. retard who has never invadedany given hour of invading, you will encounter the worst mouth breathing, knuckle dragging mongoloid subhuman trash shitter hosts imaginable doing the scummiest of shit 100% of the time and this game has really emboldened this clowns because they have so many more toolsif you try and be an epic wholesome chungus invader boy, you are going to get spread crossbow endless instant sleep proc'd and swift slash blendered to death a chinese/brmonkey/turdworlder
>>487229523it's hard to make multilayered ring work, but when you get a stunlock into heavy it feels so good oh my goddiscus is genuinely better if people don't run into it since they never anticipate the return
>>487229365>Leda after she ganks the Tarnished and decides that Radahn has to go because Miquella is hers and hers alone
>>487229365What's your actual character name?
>>487229756ehhehe>>487229848Knight Leda, Needle Knight Leda was too longif you're cosplaying too, DO NOT sleep on needle piercer, if you channel it for even one millisecond before getting staggered, it'll still fire off
Playing with a stealth build. Dex build with the black knife set. What would be some good stealth tools?>claws of night>hefty pots>ansbach bow>dagger with assassins gambit>conceiling veil Anything else? Particularly to help with ganks?
>>487230073>Knight LedaDoesn't "Knight" get censored?
maybe I shouldn't play elden ring while I have the flu I've been stuck ALL DAY on Rellana and never get closer than like 20% of their health holy fuck
Who wins in a fight, Gwyndolin or Miquella?
>>487218716not sure but i think its like a foil in some way to goldmask. he represents perfect order and is always looking towards the sun for answers, sunflowers exhibit phototrophism where they follow the movement of the sun during the day. his puny frame and gold mask are obviously reminiscent of sunflowers too. the scadutree represents no order at all, the opposite of goldmask, and its gold seeds look like an inversion of goldmask's sunspots. it could be the case that miquella needed an aspect of a complete lack of order, the scadutree, to be able to destroy his rune, since runes are the essence of the world ordered in a particular way or some shit like that, and when he did the power went into one of the shadow sunflowers and created the avatar.
>>487230073>if you're cosplaying tooI'm just a generic Needle Knight who's hunting Leda because of her slaughter of the Order, wehich she only escaped due to being away on a mission at the time
I've been playing these games since I was a kid with demon's souls on the ps3, I've thoroughly enjoy all of them. Here are my waifus from each! Is there any noticeable pattern? How's my taste?
>>487230167Gwyndolin actually fights you by himself.
Damn, Lake of Rot is pretty different from when I played this thing last year
>>487230073You're playing seamless, just use CE to use the proper longer name
>>487230093polter stone + mimic veil for schizophrenia simulatoralso call of tibia is funny>>487230157not on seamless>>487230435cool, will do
>>487230372>since I was a kidI beg of thee, stop making me feel ancient.
>>487230520Solid idea, thanks man
>>487230435>>487230520doesnt seem to work
>>487230586If it makes you feel better I was like 11 when I played it the first time. I'm 26 now.
>>487218421I'm still mad Death-chads can't obtain these funny bouncing spells.
>>487230838It does not, in fact, make me feel better.I'm 50
>>487230819I thought it did, or at least I'm sure there is a way to have a longer name, you'll need to get someone to confirm it in case it's just the save menu not displaying it
>lorian and lothric>godfrey and serosh>radagon and miquellanever forget what came first.
>>487230910Holy shit I'm sorry bro. 50 year Olds aren't that old though, you're my dad's exact age and he's still very physically healthy
any pdf of the books of knowledge? want to look at the art. Tried all the usual sites.
>>487231054You're my niece's exact age, and she's a freshly established psychologist and has just bought her first apartment.
How many of you guys use consumables often? I rarely use consumables and basically never craft stuff (maybe rot and death cure boluses). I found it surprising just how many consumable items ER has and the DLC adds a ton. Its crazy how many recipe books there are. But during a playthrough I'm not really using any of this stufff. Feels like a missed opportunity.Thoughts?
>>487218421>see this webm>encounter those guys myself>be extra careful to avoid this situation>no issue
2 years late to the party. starting ER tomorrow. thinking of going with a magic build.how based am I?
>>487231210I only use throwing knives to pull enemies, the crafting is just so slow
>>487231210i use boluses, the glowing rocks, and soap. and the pots to kill the fire golems. that's it
>>487230372Karla was so sweet, as much as I like Sellen she's a better version of her. O'rin is an odd one but I really enjoyed her fight until I became too good at Sekiro to feel anything from it anymore.
>>487231175That's good for her. I'm actually in school for that exact thing my parents are setting me up to inherit the family home whenever they pass. I'm glad your family is doing well bro. How are you liking the new dlc weapons
I feel sad going to Farum Azula. Melina is not with me anymore.
>>487218421reminder that this is what l1 spammers play like. when they complain about the game just remember this is how they go through everything
You can literally see Malenia say the "Miquella awaits thee" thing in the Elden Ring trailer which came out before the game ever releasedYou can see Malenia's lips movehttps://youtu.be/vrU8SRu2z_E?t=49Radahn was ALWAYS the consort, it was NOT a last minute choice
When's the last time you used the little stones you drop on the floor to mark your path? I don't think I've ever used them once, except for when I first got one ages ago.
>>487231560Only a few Godwynfags are still saying otherwise and they must be running low on copium by now.
>>487231560why were they fighting anyways?
>>487231617You don't use them for that, you use them to test fall heightsDrop a rainbow stone off a cliff, if it shatters then the fall is lethal
>>487231560No, you can't clearly see her say anything
>Have one shrimp>Decide to drop it for another phantom out of kindness>Press discard by mistake:(
>>487231560actually, you can't. because you can't hear what she says. this cope is the funniest of them all
>>487231210hefty pots are fun, oil pot into any of the fire hefties is a lot of fun in both pve and pvpbut crafting was a completely unnecessary additionall ingredients should just purchasable at a certain point
>>487231754CopiumWatch her lips, they moveShe's clearly saying something
>>487231871Yeah, her lips clearly moveYou can't say you can clearly read what they say
>>487231746no way that's insane
>>487231560I'm not a lip reader, seems like bullshit to me though. The plot is just too contrived and stupid to have been what was planned all along. Maliena failed to kill Radahn, so Miquella>Became a cocoon and some how got himself kidnapped by Mogh>Was (killed?) by Mogh, but somehow not really>Got the Tarnished to kill Mogh>Dragged Mogh's body to the Shadow Lands>Oh and got the Tarnished to kill Radahn too so his soul ends up in the Shadow LandsIts junk. How does Miquella get the Tarnished to kill both Mogh and Malenia? How does he both get to the shadow lands with his body intact (as he divests his flesh in multiple places within the DLC area) AND get Mogh's body transported there too?Believe what you want, the end result is junk
>>487231801Even worse is when you drop it for them and they just rush past the boss gate
>>487231210I haven't gotten around to playing with the DLC hefty pots yet, but I pretty much only use boiled crab and frost pots. Sometimes I'll craft frost and poison bolts too.
I want to play the game again but i really don't know what build to use. I've beaten it with faith twice, sorceries once, arcane once, strength twice and quality once. Maybe Guardian Swordspear? Maybe i random generate a build? Don't really know
Are Azur and Lusat the oldest characters in the game? Shouldn't they predate everyone, even Placidusax?
He was the plan. Radahn was fanservice. Don't forget what they took from you.
>>487231746LITERALLY everyone knows this.
>>487218421>7 replies>on a weeks old webm that's been spammed to deathhow does he do it
>>487232174Metyr is likely older.
>>487232126There's so much interesting shit that I don't think anyone uses. From all the weird little items you get that cause damage and consume FP (glintstone shards, fire coil, even tibia summons!). There's just so much shit but it just sits there in my inventory doing nothing
>>487215262so how do you guys deal with the almost constant stuttering in this fucking game?I have a 12600k + 3070 and even capping my game at low FPS I'll get stutters whenever new shit loads upfucking hell 2 years and these greedy gooks still haven't fixed their shitware
What's a good upgrade level for RL 80?
REMINDER: the only way freyja's backstory makes sense and fits in the timeline is if:>miquella marched to caelid with malenia and the army>malenia fought radahn and bloomed>the swamp got fucked with scarlet rot>finlay picked up malenia and started dragging her back to the haligtree>miquella stuck around for a while longer>found freyja abandoned in the swamp>kissed her and healed her rot infection>hauled ass back to the haligtree (without helping his beloved sister)>put himself in the cocoon>got kidnapped by mohg>all before finlay finally returned to the tree with maleniaand people still try to cope and say fromsoft had this shit planned from the start and radahn was always meant to be and all this crap. give me a fucking break
Does Ranni disappear from the game when I finish her quest or can I talk to her again at some point before the end game?
>HOLY FRICK I FRICKING LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH IT LETS ME ROLEPLAY AS NUTS FROM JERK HAHAHA I FRICKING LOVE ROLEPLAYING IM JUST LIKE NUTS HAHAHAA-ACKeat shit, redditor
>>487232407she leaves to go fuck other menyou can find her slurping on patches's spear
>>487232407You can talk to her doll in her tower bedroom to get the true Ranni ending (she calls you a "dear" consort instead of a "fair" consort) but nothing after that, no.
>>487232091I don't even understand the timeline anymore. Before the DLC it was believed that Miquella was back in the Haligtree while Malenia went to fight Radahn, which is how Mohg had a window to kidnap him. But now the DLC reveals he was actually at the battle of Aeonia WITH Malenia, because he was there to heal Freyja (and presumably others) from the Rot after Malenia's blooming. And yet it was only Finlay that got Malenia home afterwards, despite her brother being there too???
>>487232367It is common knowledge that a decent chunk of the story is edited in big ways in the last part of development to better fit the game. Somehow that makes it feel less powerful, knowing that (for example) Pontiff Sulhyvan was going to be a much bigger part of the DS3 lore but it was cut in development for the vague stuff we got now.
>>487232494BASED... so fucking zased.....
>>487220504How far have you made it? I've killed Rellana and Divine Beast on my RL80+17/7 build.
>>487232319The tibia consumables are the coolest. Fire coil is genuinely powerful, does a fuck ton of damage and good tracking.
>level 200 character>get summoned for co-op in the DLC>hosts are completely pants on head, no vigor, zero skabadoodle blessings, get oneshot by the most ridiculous shit, zero situational awareness>level 80 character>get summoned for co-op in the DLC>absolutely none of that, hosts actually know what they're doing, any deaths are accidental or from overextendingIt's just funny to me.
>>487232494>People having fun RPing in an ARPG? REEEEE fucking REDDITReminder that From Shit would be NOTHING without Berserk to plagiarize.
>>487232951Exactly the same, RL80, +15/+6.Done a few dungeons and nameless mausoleums too, but they don't really count.
>>487232367Stay mad. Miyazaki raped you
>>487233053I can't believe Miura didn't sue. They went far beyond homages
>>487232367>>487232494>>487218421This is all the same mentally ill retard, right?
>>487232494>omfg nuts from jerk got raped by a black man he's my role modeldo amerinoids really...?
who are you quoting
>>487232367Thats for Hiroshima gaijin
>>487233368gemmy post>>487233362take your meds
>>487218421Why the fuck can't we get that spell?Why aren't there ANY good death magic spells?
>>487232367Radahn is just Miyazaki's blacked sissification fetish
>>487233335HACKazaki is pretty fucking shameless.
>>487233463
Did Yung Maestro ever appear in any of the newer Iron Pineapple videos or anything like that? I miss the guy.
YOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY LIT
>>487233803I love this. I love ds3 r1 spam too. Unironically peak souls gameplay
why does everyone die to fortissax he's not that hard
>>487233619dang bro he did stoled that to just like when he tooken lord of ring
>>487233803fc when
>>487233619
>>487233686
>>487227758Torrent's master is Marika. The art is a red herring, that wasn't miquella it was Marika as a young shaman in the lands before the scadutree was twisted into bearing thorns.
Are the Carian Phalanx type spells actually good or are they mostly look cool kinda spellThey kinda feel like shit
>>487234296That's miquella's exact hair and outfit you can even see his crown
>>487234268how do i tell the guy ion the other thread who wants a ds1 fc that he's been talking to me the entire time and we only have 2/4 ppl for a ds1 fc
>>487233787Out of all the OG DS1 and DS2 YouTubers, I think only like Iron Pineapple, Sunlightblade and Oroboro are the only ones who keep uploading new shit
>>487234446>as a young shamanCould have had more braids, like in the statue in messmer's boss room.
You know, the only reason Malenia is considered hard is because of the hyperarmor waterfowl she has in her pocket. With the right buffs, she barely does any damage to your character. Like the pests in the lead up to her were chunking more of my health than her.
>>487234902Looks like a crown
>>487234902It could be. But it's a 1:1 for miquella including the crown looking more like his and makes more sense for it to be him. Still could've been marika's horse at some point she gave to him. I just don't think she's the one in that image.
>>487232367I think we can assume Miquella was in the swamp because that's where we find the golden needle the first time.
>>487235379malenia was using the golden needle, friend
>>487235051Waterfowl and healing on hit is what makes her hard, yeah.
>>487235550Rot is also an annoying status to deal with.
>>487235550>>487235704Killed her on first try lol
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVEI deserve worse for my build but ignore that
>>487235543So we assume that Malenia had the needle in her but it broke during her battle with Radahn (maybe when she nuked Caelid), and then O'Neill picked it up? That makes sense too, also considering the location you fight O'Neill is the center of the swamp, which I'm assuming is where the bitch exploded her rot
>>487235051She's really satisfying to parry though.
>>487235379>>487235843We can assume malenia was also a battle autist because of how in her ruined state she sees someone and the first thing she thought was "hey let's fight" We also know radahn was a battle autist We also know he was kind to the twins when they were youngThus we can assume radahn and malenia sparred in their youth while miquella watched and the battle of aeonia was a dark bitter reflection of their childhood activities. Instead of a fun match it was a battle to the death
>>487215384>GEEEEEEGEEE~On a PVE note, I enjoy fighting the final DLC boss.But fast and hard-hitting weapons are in a different league against this thing.Ultra-heavy weapons are reduced to roll poking.
>>487236141Okay wanna use this logic then >radahn loved godfrey and idolized him>godwyn was liked by everyone and seemed like a friendly guy>they were both close with the empyrean twins at around the same time period>therefore we can assume that radahn and godwyn were friends and radahn would sit excitedly listening to godwyn tell stories about he and his fathers battles
>>487235550i wouldn't mind waterfowl if she just didn't have that healing mechanic. there's no fucking lore reason for it either. also why does she get 1.75 health bars? even the other empyrean fights only got one bar.
>>487236378>guts armor sword lance
>>487236141>in her ruined state she sees someone and the first thing she thought was "hey let's fight"I think hostility would be the natural reaction for anyone waking up to find a heavily armed intruder in their bedroom past multiple layers of security.
>>487232494knight vs knight is kino thou....
>>487236627My tarnished was wearing robes and just wandered in. He was lost on his way to get ranni some cheetos bro
>>487235550>>487235051People defend it as a git gud issue, but to this day I think waterfowl is a pretty bullshit attack. The only way to actually dodge it is to use what almost feels like an unintended exploit. Else you gotta bring a shield. >>487236560Heal on hit is fine. It makes her unique and forces you to play almost perfectly. She's very Sekiro-like in that respect. She's also very respectful, giving you lots of time to heal yourself unlike other bosses where it feels like literally the only time you can heal is after you've parried them.
>>487236731get her the flamin hot limon she goes wild for those
>>487235752For healing? When they're specced for it? And you gave them space to do it? Yeah nah cunt you're just bad.
Whoever came up with hefty jars deserves a promotion
>>487232494>>487218421I have a question, why do people call this guy poopa?
>>487235051The fact that she'll change the length of her weapon to mix up combos always threw me off. Always ended up misjudging the length of that thing lol.
>>487215752The mini doll is like Sellen crystal, it holds her spirit.She wanted to change her body, for the age of stars, the godwyn dynasty.
>>487236862specced to suck my below average penis more like
>>487215768Ah why still one type of object?
>>487232494the only time i will ever call you based unironically
>>487236731Can you fucking imagine if the tarnished wasn't following grace just some lost and confused guy wandering around looking for a snack and everyone is just incredibly racist and violent towards him?
>>487236582>you didn't beat le game
feel like shit just want white mask bullgoat dual cross naginatas bleeding in one hit with homing L1s back
why do I drop for Loreta's Bow bros... It's my sniping spell...
When i was level 16, I won a great rune. I felt in that moment I would live to be elden lord. Now I know I shall not see lategame.
Im not a neet and im playing at my pace someone tell me what was the most fun area to explore for you, it can be a dungeon or an overal exterior part of the dlc
>>487236930>Bro look how many consumables I cheated inIs this supposed to impress me or...?
>>487219798More like the result of the Belurat cleaningThose black ghosts didn’t come out of nowhere I guess
>>487237981everyone's doing it, had no choice
>>487237845If it's your first time you'll be engrossed trying to see where Darkroot Depths takes you
>>487237983>Hate the Carian Royals>except Rellana>only one we can kill is RellanaI'm so mad
>>487237845Siofra and Nokron were pretty damn cool.
>>487219097Well little erdtrees had lot of sunflowers around them. It’s a sign of growing light tree, as wanted by the fingers (seeing/using light/faith without eyes)
>>487237983Isn't that his aunt
>>487238256I'm so mad that we didn't actually fight Miquella
>>487238320nbr and they're royalty so its fine
Is Varre just a misunderstood good nice guy?
>>487238320if she's renalla's twin then she's at minimum 20 years older than him
Why does my goat-pony have headlights
>>487228565ah okay, thanks. I'll stick with clawmark for now. I want to use the different ring incantations more but I wasn't sure if the bonus to those from dryleaf would be worth it.
>>487238524He killed our maiden.
>>487238524Nah, he's 100% evil
>>487238623Ok but from his perspective she (the Finger Maidens) was evil
>>487238320When your parent is a magical stone person who had to change genders and personalities to create your cousins, I don't think it matters
>>487238320The family is already fucked with the whole Marika/Radagon and Miquella/Radahn incest. It would just be normal for his aunt to want to fuck him at this point.
>>487238256>Hate the Carian Royals>except RellanaBitch you didn't know Rellana existed until like five minutes ago
>>487238320It’s crispier
>>487238823Don't care, he killed our maiden and then called us bitchless. His motives are irrelevant, that's evil and I kill him on sight.
>>487238524Like a 4chan janitor, yes
>>487237038I don't think this answer the question thoShe left Ranni's Rise to kill the two fingers, then you find her as a miniature doll on the floor of the cave that leads to the Baleful Shadow. Why did she turn into a miniature doll? What was she doing on the ground? She doesn't even want you to know she is in that doll body since you have to interact with it 3 times for her to begrudgingly reply to you and let you help her.
>>487238524He's willingly serving the Miquellested MohgKill him
>>487238320>>487238450>>487238530>>487238846>>487239034Why are you people so fucking stupid? No, she isn't his fucking aunt. Your dad's sister-in-law from a previous fucking marriage is not your god damn aunt. There is ZERO relation.
Wait why is the Empyrean status is inherited from Rennala?
>>487239137My hatred is just that deep
>>487239326She left you a sex dollBe thankful
>>487238623Why would he kill our maiden? He knows we need to kill our maiden ourselves to serve Mogh.
Alright but did GRRM ever explain where are all the farms and ports in the lands between? We know people gotta eat, and we know people arrive there by sea.
>>487239326You teleport there via her stone.And if you did Sellen pre-quest, you already know witches can play with their bodies.
>>487239513>farmsMost were probably ruined and reclaimed by nature after the chaos of the Shattering. Northern Altus still has some windmills and IIRC a livestock farm staffed by misbegotten.>portsFuck if I know.
>use literally any consumable"fucking cheaters get the chainsaw"
>>487239384what?>>487239513there seems to be lots of wildlife for people to kill and eat.
>>487239706>chain>sawShow me the chain. Go ahead, i'll wait
Tummy status?
>>487239634I KNOW SHE CAN CHANGE BODIESI WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE DECIDED TO MOVE INTO A MINIATURE DOLL THAT WAS LAYING IN A CAVERN
>>487239034Radahn aimed at becoming the dancing divine beast like Godfrey, when Miquella was more focusing on Tree magic.
>>487239697>>487239754What was Godfrey's tax policy?
>>487239841Barren
>>487239506He knows we are maidenless without us even telling him and she's explicitly placed fucking dead in the church with him being covered in blood and the first NPC we meet. It's clearly setup to show us he killed her.
>>487239513I heard GRRM made a generic fantasy setting and then Miyazaki made The Shattering and set the game in a post-apoc version of GRRM's settingSo any farms, ports etc that GRRM probably set up and I do think he would have since Game of Thrones has a ton of both probably got destroyed and don't exist anymore by the time the player gets thereOne theory I do have, however, is that Castle Morne was probably a port at some point, because why else have a castle on a beach like that?
>>487239513They don't need to eat, they are immortalAlso you're not asking the right questions. What you really should be asking is, what is Godrick's tax policy?
>>487239754Ranni is an Empyrean, heir of the underground sanctuaries. Her father is Radagon, her mother is Rennala. Both of them are second level gods.
>>487239868She didn't want to. If you read her dialog she doesn't like it. She feels it necessary She must travel with you a bit because????
>>487239962>One theory I do have, however, is that Castle Morne was probably a port at some point, because why else have a castle on a beach like that?>he doesn't want a beach castle for epic partiesCringe.
The DLC should've added a retarded item called Stance Art that allows you to put any two arts of the same type together as a stance art.No, neither of them would get a penalty of any kind, they both work like the full art.>But that's brokenwho gives a shit bleed has been broken since launch and it's not been nerfed yet they clearly do not care about balance
>>487239868It's an onaholeYou were just supposed to use it, you weren't supposed to talk to it (that's why she refuses to answer at first)
>>487239868She’s just chilling while Godwyn try to die without dying
>>487239841Eat shit Miquellapedo
>>487239887All taxation is done through ladder matches. Your tax obligation is dependent on your ability to wrassle the tax collectors.
>>487238846Marika never changed genders though, Radagon's a separate entity from her. It's like Eve being born from one of Adam's ribs.
>>487240249If you win enough matches Godfrey tells you that thy strength befits a tax collector and makes you collect taxes
>>487239887The tax brackets were based on how big your muscles were.
>leaves are like feathersMakes you think
>>487239868She says she doesn't want to be it. She just likes being in your pocket and wants you to shove her in your pocket so she can ride with you. You don't really need her guidance along the way, she mostly tells you how much she values your help and how the fingers keep sending assassins after her she's just there to yap in your ear
>>487239887Only weak nerds have to pay taxes. If you punch the collector you pay nothing.
>WOWIE THIS IS GAME IS SO FUN HAHA IT LETS ME ROLEPLAY AS A MARVEL HERO!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT THIS NEXT BOSS>NOW LET ME JUST SUMMON SOME BULLS TO CARRY ME THROUGH THE LEVEL....>OH! HEY THERE RACIST_INCEL_ARYAN1488!! CAN YOU CARRY ME THROUGH THE BOSS?>W-WAIT SOMETHINGS OFF... ARE YOU A HECKIN NAZI???>N-NEVER MIND. M-MUST'VE JUST BEEN MY IMAGINATION>ANYWAYS, LET ME SUMMON ANOTHER SISSY FAGGOT TO CARRY ME THROUGH THE LEVEL, I HOPE THIS ONE IS A FELLOW BERNIE SUPPORT-ACKK
>trans rights daggers
>>487240417Ymir and his black knights womyn was not happy with Ranni trying to not fulfill the mother agenda
Can I get some help with my gravity themed build? I'm happy with the armor and the looks, I'm more unsure on the rune level I ought to stop at? If I were to go higher, I'd get vig to 60 and then just load up on mind, but I wouldn't want to go all the way to 200 most likely as it's hardly an efficient set up anyway. Will be using all the gravity themed weapons, as well as the consumables. If anyone has any other fashion ideas, that would be great. I'd also like to shoehorn the blue dew talisman in there somewhere but I prefer the ones I've got currently equipped. >tl;dr please help with a gravity themed build centered around all the weapons and spells, with fashion and some functionality to match
>>487240451Unfunny faggot
>>487239706>>487239769GANKERS PAY THE PRICE
>>487239706yes if you use a starlight shard you are getting the saw
>>487239868>>487240049>>487240094>>487240417>I hadn't expected any soul to recognize me in this guise.>But now the cat is out the bag,>I cannot allow thee thy freedoms.>Perform for me a service, as recompense.>Eliminate the Baleful Shadows which prowl these lands.>The name of Ranni the Witch is already sullied by thee.>I will not brook disobedience in this matter.ok so she left her big doll body and went into a doll that looks exactly like her, only smaller and expected people to not recognize hermaybe she is a bit autistic
>>487240451hilarious cishet
>>487240451>ROLEPLAY AS A MARVEL HEROI thought that armor looks more like the DS2 Aurous Set
>>487240451funny red gawd
>>487240756Stop replying to yourself
>>487240665you can't prove I did not went into NG+26 to farm those starlight shards
>>487240780Why does my brain register the face in that helmet as Todd Howard?
>>487240816dont have to*backsteps*
Much like how the idea of evil manipulating things to make griffithMetyr manipulated things to create miquellaThis is also why the greater will abandoned everyoneThis is what was wrong with metyr why she was "broken"Metyr is a fujoshi that wanted gay shota incest and the entire lore is based on miquella fucking radahn. This is why the dlc ends with it its the conclusion of metyr's millenia long plans for boysex
>>487239946She's dead in the chapel of antecipationwe find him in the church of elleh which is pretty far away
>>487240671I think it's very clear that all of radagons kids have some form of autism. Have you seen rykards hyperfixation with snakes or radahns with godfrey or how radahn is borderline non verbal? All of marika's kids were cursed of body but their minds were fine. All of radahn's kids were cursed with autism.
>>487235051If you removed waterfowl Malenia would be one of the easiest bosses in the game. Her only other (kinda) deadly attack is the shadow clone move but it's much easier to deal with than Waterjank Dunce.
>>487240671It's a fetish thing for her
>>487238524After the dlc?It's hard to say.He was 100% correct about his gut reaction to the Two Fingers. He was then also right about "the part that irks him the most" which is how the Two Fingers don't actually give a single fuck about any of the Tarnished, and are just using Roundtable like pawns.From there, he went and joined a faction that is (allegedly) loving and welcoming to both Tarnished and new members. After meeting Ansbach and learning that Mohg was being mind-controlled, we can't be sure if The Mohgwyn Dynasty was genuinely evil.The only part that is actually sinister is how the bloody fingers go out and invade/murder people as well as killing your own maiden in order to join, although it's been pointed out that that might have only become a thing AFTER the mind control stuff happened.My verdict? He's not fully in the clear, but he is now waaaay more understandable than before.
>>487241009>we break into metyr's gooncave and beat the shit out of her>she just wanted to masturbate to miquella x radahn yaoi and we ruin itAre we the baddies
>>487239946>>487241048Just correcting myself, he is in front of the fringefolk hero's grave
>>487241048It takes literally 5 seconds to travel between the two. He's just good at cliff jumping.
>>487228403Based BlueCHAD, gatekeeping lostvader
>>487241148Speaking of which, did the game ever explain exactly why Radahn was holding the stars?
>>487241148>their minds were fineMorgott turned into Omen Uncle Ruckus, Mohg worships a crazy blood god, Miquella thinks mind control is "compassion," and Malenia has a serious case of Redfield Syndrome.
>>487241532Morgott is justifiable if he knew about what hornsent did and how similar they are to omens. You'd do it tooMohg was alone in sewers for decades if not centuries Miquella and malenia are also radagons kids thus mentally ill
new vaatikinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VscKtjLG9XU
why does square off heavy do so much stance damage
>>487241798>>>/r/eddit
Just beat this dude after many tries. No summons/shields just sekiro tear and the Cirque weapon I was already using. It's almost like a dance you can't fuck up twice in a row.What was the reaction to this boss? I imagine you are trying to dodge roll through the charges then it could tick people off.Also Did you claim the sword lance or the gravity sorcery?
>>487241836>he thinks 30 stance damage is a lottrolls roar can do 85
TMDTOTAL MISBEGOTTEN DEATH
>>487242107Hewg is one of the good ones. He can stay.
>>487241654>You'd do it tooWhy the hell would I lick my slavers' boots just because I look like some dirtbags from before my time? Fuck that noise. I'd leave Leyndell to rot like the gilded shithole it is or ask the nearest Tarnished if they'd like to help me start a revolution.
Why is everyone a zombie/deformed in this gameAre the tarnished immortal and if yes why aren't they zombifiedAre there other countries in the world besides the lands between and if yes do they have their own versions of elden ringsWhen you become elden lord do you turn everyone back into normal human form or do you just sit on an empty throne in an desolate wasteland populated by monsters/zombies/goats and proclaim yourself emperor like a schizoAlso can you reproduce or how will you continue your dynasty
>>487241916The weapon is unfairly good for STR builds vs. relentless enemies.
>>487235051The issue with waterfowl is that she can pull that shit out at any moment without warning. She'll even animation cancel into it. Colossal build that knocks her on her ass with a jump attack? She gets up and uses it while you're still in your recovery animation. Decide to hit her with Fortissax's Lightning Spear Dragonclaw, or any other melee incant that should knock her on her ass while she's stunned? She cancels out of the stun, immediately launches a super poise waterfowl, and just shreds you. I guess it does force you to play more passively though. That seems to be the "intended" pace of the fight, like a more realistic sort of battle pace where you both spend a lot of time just circling each other.
>>487242445Ick
>>487242481Time is convoluted
>>487236774>>487235051>>487241161>people still complaining about waterfowlI'm surprised these skilless are still around this late into the game's lifecycle.
Mate, that's not good design. You're literally just juking the enemy targeting. It was definitely not intended. It's almost>just use this exploit that puts you on an unreachable ledge to git gudtier stuff.
>>487242705nice panic roll spam
>>487215561Do one for main game characters, I did't played dlc yet.
fromsoft just needs to commit to either making dark souls combat again or making a dmc where every boss has moves as busted as malenia and radahn and you're supposed to just mash buttons with your ashes and summons
>>487242810Cope, much?
I propose that godfrey was some shade of blond. My reasoning? The white of his hair looks more like it does when a blond person ages than when a brunette or ginger ages. I also think, because of how dark nepheli's skin is its not fully a tan, she has one but she's also naturally brown. Therefore I think godfrey banged brown women at some point. What do you guys think
>>487242810Sounds like you're just shit at this game. You probably used summons. You will never beat this game. You don't deserve to play this game. Uninstall and never darken this game again with your presence.
>>487242481>Why is everyone a zombie/deformed in this gamein-game reason? everyone is immortal but still decay or somethingmeta reason? it's fromsoftware and they can't help themselves>Are the tarnished immortal and if yes why aren't they zombifiedyes the tarnished revive after being killed>Are there other countries in the world besides the lands between and if yes do they have their own versions of elden ringswe know about the badlands and not-japan(land of reeds), there's probably more. i don't think they have elden rings>When you become elden lord do you turn everyone back into normal human form or do you just sit on an empty throne in an desolate wasteland populated by monsters/zombies/goats and proclaim yourself emperor like a schizodo you rike it?>Also can you reproduce or how will you continue your dynastywe don't really know how demigods are born, maybe they spawn from the tree, maybe they just appear out of thin air, who knows. the only thing we know is that nobody in the lands between is interested in sex anymore so natural births are very rare
CAUSE IM A MASTERMIIIIIIIIIND
>>487224390>>487219765Sincerely hope this is bait. Fucking hell
>>487242107I'M STUCK IN THE CEILINGI CAN'T BELIEVE ITTHAT YOU'RE IN ELDEN RING
>>487215262I'm tired of boss fights ending within the first 10 - 15 seconds most of the time. I wish souls games were like normal videogames in which you can get combo'd by the enemy boss 3 times and still be alive, starting with x10 times more hp and fights lasting 5 or 10 minutes. Think God of war or devil may cry.
>>487242445Because his soul is aryan he understands just like ruckus it's why like ruckus he was purified of his taint in death.
>>487240451I'm not entirely what your point is with that mess of words you just wrote
>>487241916bullshit unfair hitboxes to fuck over the player out of spite. i could hear miyazaki and his crew laughing through the screen.
>>487242705>See guys I got lucky with the tracking this one timeDefinitely a post of all time.
>>487225738>>487225315>>487225562>>487225248>be betterUUUUUUUGHGHHHGHHHGHG CUUUUUUUURSEEEE YOUUUUUU REEEEEDDIIIIIIIIT
>>487228002Underrated post.
>>487243497Cope
>>487243497>he didn't beat the gameCOPE
Fromdrones will defend literally anything Miyazaki shits out, holy fuck what a hopeless fanbase. I hope the next game has wall hacking bosses.
>>487243397thats not allowed in elden ring because miyazaki thinks killing you in one hit so you have to spend 3 seconds walking back to the boss door makes his games real hardcore gamer challenges
>>487243908He's literally right and you're just bad, though
>>487239841PFFFFBTed
>>487243438What was unfair outside of the charge hitbox? You do need to mind the boar aftershocks especially with gravity. Everything else was fairly ok.
Do you think maybe these Beksinski paintings with the ships were used as inspo for the putrescent coffins?
>>487235843>but it broke during her battle with Radahn She deliberately removed/broke it. It's why Millicent says that she discarded her pride to "meet Radahn's measure".
>>487243908>Enemies shouldn't be allowed to react when I give them an opening
>>487243908Input reading is not unfair. If you want to criticize the game for something you should talk about the fucking camera which is one of the worst I've ever seen in a RPG. I just killed Astel and holy fucking shit it's like the game was not meant to be played as a melee. You have to be point blank to hit the boss but doing so makes almost impossible to see his movements.
>>487240635Two handed talisman but staff in one hand and sword in another?
>>487244147I love you like truly you're my favorite poster here I wish guys did this to me no one likes doing it to real women(not 2d or trans) reading your posts make me happy
Let's have an actual conversation here. Would you like the game more if their was a foot kiss emote?
>>487240671>>487239868>Needs to get to the Moonlight Altar to slay her Two Fingers.>But animating her normal-sized doll body is tiring, and she needs to conserve her strength + doesn't want to fight the Baleful Shadows.>Transfers herself into a much smaller body that is less taxing to animate for long periods and can slip past the shadows undetected.>Before she can really get going you suddenly appear, she pulls a Toy Story and pretends to be a doll.>You see through her shit etc etc
>>487243438If you go naked you have a better chance of surviving since light rolls go through his charges. Or just using the Winged Tear and Crucible talisman to give yourself more i-frames. People were bitching non-stop because they rushed to Gaius with 5 scadus and didn't immediately win with tiche or mimic.
burn in a vat of acid stupid femoid
I like how you dumbasses got so desperate you installed seamless coop to invade my coop session. You cannot, I repeat, cannot beat a seasoned invader turned traitor with two backup cheese builds. I know all the tricks. I taught my friends well. You are now getting farmed by a traitor and two noobs. And we laugh bigly everytime.
>>487244707You could just go to the config and disable invasions
>>487244707wow anon your clit must be so big
>>487244412I am but his follower. OG PFFBT-poster is... still somewhere here actually. Sleeping maybe.
>>487243908>>487244021>>487244223>>487244253The problem isn't input reading, the problem is not making it look natural. Morgott's a good example of how to do it.
>>487242705>unintuitive, arguably unintended circle-around method found by no-hit autists using CE to lab the bosses' movesetYou didn't figure that out on your own.
>>487244412I tried getting my boyfriend to do it to me and he didn't want to and I broke up with him. Men don't PFFFFBT women
>>487244759I just forgot to disable after the latest update so we spanked one retardNow my friends have the taste of invader blood. And they want more.Hehehe>>487244814FOUND ONE! Did you like that tbag spam?
>>487244759let him bait
>>487244412Nobody actually does that btw. Radahn just beats the shit out of Miquella and chokes him, because he's a little fucking sissy fucktoy, like a worthless fucktoy woman.Miquella is not a self-respecting man, and likewise no one should respect him. Or you.
>>487244021>>487244223>>487244253>Bro the bosses cheating isn't unfairYou retards DO realize that input reading is cheating, right? As in, if you were to do it in a multiplayer game, you'd get banned.
>>487244650I think she needed to kill the Baleful Shadow before going after the two fingers and intended to do it herself. You're correct for everything else.
>>487244912I feel like these sorts of examples are meaningless because the only people who would repeatedly do this to the point that it's noticeable are intentionally exploiting the flaws of the AI and not playing the game. Same with people who cast spells facing away from enemies.
>>487244626>Would you like the game more if their was a foot kiss emote?i would like elden ring more if it was a dating simwith boss fightsand more /fa/ outfitsthere are games for lovers and games for fighters, i'm both lover and fighter, i want my needs catered, too, why there is no game for meis there any reason lore-wise i cannot seduce rellana with my mighty sword skills?
one nice thing about erg thats easy to forget about is the general lack of tranime posters
>>487245041The word you're thinking of is "reacting"The bosses react to your actions when they see you performing them
>>487245041what the fuck is this argumentmight as well say that the boss knowing where you are is cheating because he is reading your position
>>487243949Literally me the last 30 minutes, for fucks sake there's a bonfire next to Godrick. Just don't make the boss hit as hard.Actually there's probably mods for that, if I could cut the enemy damage to 1/3rd I'd have some more fun.
>>487244992>satania Do you like malera
>>487245274Shh, let him use his buzzword
>>487245181>Miquellaposters>Marikaposters
>>487245110It's just more painfully noticeable to me ever since I tried to do a bow-only run and found that some enemies are literally programmed to only dodge if a ranged attack goes off in their vicinity.
>>487245119
>>487245268kek
>>487245181>t. ER touristanime website
>>487245358posting fanart isn't nearly the same as a literal tranny attaching self insert anitranny pedo reaction images to every post
>>487245223They react the first frame the input is registered, that's the problem, it feels extremely cheap. It's a fairly simple fix, just add a delay to their "reaction time".
>>487245479Miyazaki did it
I'm trans and hate miquella for not being straight I wanted to have sex with him
>>487245565having sex with a tranny is gay no matter which gender you are, in other words you are good to go
What are the sorcery breakpoints for changing your staff? And which staves?
>>487245565Miyazaki pandered to the blacked sissification audience
>>487245662I meant INT breakpoints, sorry I have 9 INT
>>487245662https://jerp.tv/eldenring/spelltools/very useful, another anon gave it to me a few weeks ago
>>487245371oh, yeah, in that case get fucked because bows aren't allowed to be good. you should try lotf2 if you want to do a ranged only run, you can beat the entire game by just throwing hammers at things.
>>487245783I know, I did exactly that and wish I hadn't wasted 30 hours playing the shittiest Soulslike I've ever had the misfortune to subject myself to.
>>487245274You are a niggerfaggot. If you can't tell the difference between tracking and LITERALLY READING YOUR INPUT THE MOMENT YOU PRESS THE BUTTON, then you should promptly off yourself and clean up the gene pool a little.
>>487245618>having sex with a tranny is gay no matter which gender you areI wonder, if two trannies (pretending different sexes) fuck, is it double-gay, or is it back to normal?do things like this happen at all? or do trannies pester only normal people?
>>487245618I'm a woman it's not gay to sleep with women>>487245734Blacked is bad because it fetishizes and dehumanizes black people
>>487244948COPE SHITTER
>>487245041>cheatingAccording to your own made up rules? Shut the fuck up, dumbass
>>487245223It's not reacting, it's literally sixth sense mind reading, you dumbshit. You can't "react" to something before it happens, which isn't what these bosses do since they attack or back away the millisecond you press the button.
>>487245775neat thanks
>>487246034Yeah its pretty normal for trannies to hook up with other freaks, since they usually run in the same circles. >>487246112Trannies aren't women they're trannies. See I'm more progressive than most, since I give you guys your own category, instead of just saying you're your birth sex.
>>487246112Last I checked, Miquella is the one who's fetishized and dehumanized.
Can I modify my save file to change my starting class without getting banned? Yes, I know I'd have to use cheat engine or whatever, I'm curious.
>>487246214Input reading is the definition of cheating, yes.
>>487246398maybe
>>487236560They only did heal on hit to force you not to turtle but it didn't even work you still can easily
>>487246465According to what ruleset?
>>487246592I am not a tranny so it is much more likely that you will kill yourself.
>>487245775Good site, thank you. Any more useful stuff?
>>487246592>I'm a womanYou're a mentally ill man>femboys all being eggsAnd a groomer tooDisgusting creep
>>487236774Sprint to her right (even walking works), roll diagonally up and left and the first volley will almost entirely miss you with maybe a bit of chip damage.
you think that reused asset miquella pillar redditor feels vindicated now that the dlc came out, and pretty much confirmed his schizo "miquella is a double faced tempter" theory?
>>487246678don't eat the yellow snow
>>487246881We all know about >>487242705 . Some of us just don't think it was very good design if that's how FROM intended us to dodge the attack.
>>487246670Common sense? Like, what? If I already knew all the cards in your hand before you played them, is that not cheating either, dumbass?
>>487246790>femboy fag complaining about groomingLol
Which sorceries are good for stance breaking enemies? I know there's rock sling, gavel of haima, and greatblade phalanx, but I'm wondering if there are any others.
>>487247059Yeah the new rates are even higher thoughbeit. Very sad for you lol
>>487247125No they're not. Stop being off-topic talk about the game I am. >>487247116Stop using int and just use bleed
>>487247213You were the one who brought it up, I merely answered your question about if it would be gay for Miquella to fuck you and you got upset at me.
i wish i was trans
>>487246592>I'm a woman.
>>487247309Heterosexual sex isn't gay you femboy pedo>>487247395Seethe
>>487247047If the computer was a human and not a computer then you're argument would make sense, but in reality it's just retarded and irrational
>>487247491I don't like femboys, I'm not gay bro. There is nothing heterosexual about sex with a tranny but luckily for you, Miquella doesn't care as long as its non consensual.
>>487247502Everything you just said made zero sense.
>>487247050>>487247059I'm not any of these things. I just saw Kris Tyson here being a little creep
>>487247656When did I do that? He's a rapist creep and brainwashes people. It's in the lore.
>>487247640Wait but you never have a bitchfit when "straight men" do it
I like Elden Ring. It's an amazing game.
why is dsg raiding this early in the morning
>>487247618If you were fighting a real person and that person was getting information about you through methods that were not allowed in the official ruleset then your argument would make sense. In reality you are not fighting a human, but an NPC that is programmed to attack when you give them openings and the best way to do that is to let it read your inputsIf you don't get it after this schooling i just gave you then you are hopelessly retarded and you might as well not respond
>>487247812wrong general. this is the general where we hate elden ring and we hatefuck miquella for ruining the dlc
>>487246112>I'm a woman it's not gay to sleep with womenlesbians were homo last time I checkedmy god, trannies are so fucked updo you not understand, you dumb fucks, that real life outside internets is a bit more than a fetish porn? that being a certain gender amounts to more than disgusting freak sex and larping as a shitty caricature of a woman?you would be more convincing if you behaved like real girls, not like a parodies of a women created by a horny teenagers who never met anything remotely female in his lifegays start to look wholesome in comparison, and that says a lot
>>487248048>having a meltdown over an extremely obvious trollGod damn you're stupid.
>>487247971I still like it. I'm only just playing it again and I think I'm even more into it this time, I'm discovering stuff I missed and I'm excited to go to Mt. Gelmir again later. Also the DLC needed more Miquella, if anything.
>>487245041>invader punishes my heal with a lightning spearwtf he input read me
>>487247596>Miquella doesn't care as long as its non consensual.I'm Miquella and I approve of this message.
>>487241916One of the few DLC bosses I didn't like and it didn't help that he's a remembrance boss and they reused one of the worst tracks in the game from a literally who boss
>>487246112I'm a fujo(xx chromosomes) and I'm very transphobic and happy miquella is gay because i saw way too many trannies want to sleep with him
>>487248117oooh, hurt feelingsgood
>>487243908They will defend anything because that's all they know. When it comes to input reading it is always bad because it can be abused once you know.
>>487248403What in the world, this is true goonerism taken way too far. Good to know but I wish I didn't.
>>487248338As if you don't hate gay men too.
>>487248529I do I hate gay men but fictional gays are cute and I support them.
>As if katanas being better than straight swords wasn't enough, the great katana is now also better than any infusable greatsword, even on Heavy affinityWe love nipwank in video games
>>487248389>>>/v/
>>487247925So in other words, it’s cheating and you’re just trolling. I figured as much. Funny how the previous FS games didn’t need input reading to make difficult bosses.
>>487248563Right, as if there's anything cute about the Miquella shit
>>487246239>>487245515Does it really matter how fast they do it when you know they're going to do it every time? It's so predictable people literally make fun of it for that. So instead of continuing to heal when the boss can punish you try learning from your mistakes and don't do that.
>>487248048You just seem like an extremely jealous ugly woman. Odds are you frequently seethe at women more attractive than you and you have a "not like the other girls" thing going anyways.
>>487248698I can tell you haven't got any responses left. Fuck off now, you are boring me
>>487248708Shotas are cuteFictional rapists are cuteFictional gays are cuteHe's all of those
>>487248596Katanas aren't better than straight swords, square off is absolutely busted and powerstance straight swords have a way better moveset. Great katana has roughly the same stats as a greatsword, same poise damage too. Yeah you get some free bleed but it doesn't matter that much. Plus there's the flamburger.
>>487248836>Knows he will never be a woman.>Lashes out angrily at women.Now go on and threaten people who "misgender" you with death next like all of crossdressing men do lol.
Roofie-chan
>>487248974b-but bleed....
>>487241916I looked up his resistances, then used a sacred rotten battle hammer for massive damage, and I also used a shield to tank through his charge attack. He wasn't too bad due to that.I used his remembrance on the sword lance because it has amazing STR scaling, and when Blood-infused it has the same baseline bleed buildup as colossal weapons for some fucking reason.
>>487247009Read what I wrote again retard. Whoever made that webm is making it harder on themself for no reason it's not that complicated.
>>487248403>/dsg/ considers that creature a 10/10
>>487249121Bleed is a meme unless you're building for it with an arc or bloodflame build.
>>487166385probably a bug yea... never seen a mob despawn like that over the past few souls games before
>>487249261lol
>>487248869I mean, more like Miquella's a sex object hated for being effeminate and a bottom. Which I guess suits your own views pretty well. Frequently subjected to abuse and choking. Doesn't even have his own boss fight really. So I fail to see the dignity in that>>487249009I don't know. I just find it funny.For one thing, you do know that men are the ones often killing gay men and trans people for YOUR sake, right?They really would not be as violently homophobic/transphobic, if not for being massive, massive simps for women.
>>487248862I accept your concession.
>>487249336Fictional gays don't need to be dignified because real gays aren't. Fictional gays are just there so I can masturbate to and that's what I do to miqdahn but I wish we got more with them they're an inferior lothric and lorian
>>487217558You roll most attacks, lock on, hit his head???? Pick a bleed or ice weapon, either will be good. Also summon Igor, his sign is inside the arena right after getting in to the left."You didnt beat the boss cuz u summoned" shitters can fuck off. Igor doesn't help very much and is part of the spectacle the fight is supposed to be.
>>487249261Even if you get only one single bleed proc on a boss that's still a free 10% of the boss's HP which you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Also if you're playing Heavy or Keen infusions then you should certainly have Bloodflame Blade to put on it.
>>487249336The game implies miquella is the top and half of the community into them agree with that. You can post that screenshot if you want but that doesn't change the josou seme king that is miquella
>you want to fuck him that means you're dehumanizing themprojecting homophobic polposting incels who can't fathom what its like to have a healthy romantic relationship
do crucible armour pieces increase the damage of crucible wings? or only the spells?
>>487249742Or you can play for stance break with charged attacks and ashes of war. Much more effective than R1 spam for bleed procs especially considering how boss status resistance goes up after each proc.
Is parrying bosses worth it? The riposte doesn't seem to do enough damage to risk it, and it takes something like 3-4 parries to break em.
>>487249881..usually IS conveyed as dehumanization, yes. And the art itself is homophobic.
>>487249881Can you please stop having a meltdown in an thread about video games? Your inability to contain yourselves by publicly airing all your grievances and perverse fantasies is why people are starting to hate you.
>>487249924wings gets the bonus too. the crucible sets are kinda ugly tho
I don't like miquella x radahn because it hits too close to home. I'm a tall redhead, was friends with a short blond twinky guy and when we were in high school i had a sleep over at his place and woke up to him jerking off ontop of me. This game reminds me of my own trauma and makes me feel dirty just seeing that boss
>>487249989It's worth it because it breaks their obnoxious 20-hit combos. Also, you're supposed to use the riposte to set up another attack (whether a charged heavy or a long-ass super damaging spell). That's why they don't do crazy damage like they do in past souls games.
>>487249989I think it kills the fun but wow is Malenia beautiful there.
>>487249009Yeah, it's quite funny, all that internet trannies claiming to be women, and when you scratch them, there's nothing but hatred and disgust for women.Being a tranny is just a form of self-hatred, it seems. I, for one, am happy being a boring, old-fashioned hetero male and loving women to bits, with all their silly flaws. Girls are cute and sexy. Trannies are not cute. Trannies hating on girls are even less cute.
>>487250141why didn't you fuck him?
>>487250026Hate who? Who do you think that is
>>487235051I love it when she waterfowls right into another waterfowl. Makes me feel like a real duck being dragged to the chopping board.
>>487250232Ok Mr. Pickme
>>487250257thats just him being a terminally online schizo who thinks everyone is the same person
>>487250239meant for >>487250059
>>487250232How do you feel about transmen
If Radahn is so strong why has he never won a single fight and has suffered a continuous string of humiliations? Even his one feat of stopping the stars is called into question with the DLC greatswords
>check thread to see if there is any serious lore discussion >people are unironically talking about gay sex
>>487247116Glintstone Nails is alright. Charged it does 4 poise damage per projectile, and has 6 projectiles. So 24 all up.Rock Sling is 28.5 if all 3 hit. But Nails is a bit easier to spam and has better tracking.Meteorite of Astel does 10 per meteor, so if a large boss gets hit by lots they go down quick. It’s not easy to do though.
>>487250287My opinion is that if a boss can do a move there is no logical reason that they couldnt spam it and if they could spam it how shit would it be? Therefore waterfowl is ass, unless the tarnished could do some MGR shit to counter it, but no.
>>487250408Because that's creepy, I'm not gay, and when I left his house and stopped talking to him he left me a bunch of messages about how he'd commit suicide if i didn't reply to him. I was terrified
>>487249989>>487250145She looks like she just got parried.
>>487241798>new lore vid on Milicentpfffff hahahahA
>>487250618Reminder there was an ending cut from the dlc where miquella told you to marry this and if you said no he attacked you even if you agreed to side with him. It would've redeemed the dlc. That and the midra head item depending on what it was
Enough about faggots. How many eggs per clutch do you think she can pump out?
>>487250618Malenia is the best rapemeat
I know that fire and ice actually go good together because you can use cold to build up frost damage then fire to take it off, consistently procing similar to how blood works. And of course the fire will hit harder on a frostbit enemy.So my question is this, could you do a build like this using Fire Knight Greatsword in one hand and Darkmoon Greatsword in the other? Or would it be counter intuitive? Asking because I think it'd look cool to do two giant swords of fire and ice.
>>487250903Could she be revived at the gate in another body free of rot I wonder? There's no clear answer to this but i suspect the curse might persist. It is kind of romantic to defeat her in a duel and then marry her, she would probably be demure at that point.
>>487249989>Is parrying bosses worth it?It feels fucking amazing. >something like 3-4 parries to break em.1 parry for weak enemies, 2 for bosses. But if you wait too long the counter will reset.Here some webms.
>>487250232And by the way. I'm a man.I just sympathize with these people, and I just think it's a sad situation. And I don't sexualize them either, for a reason.Stop being a self-hating fucktoy punching bag for men, you're no longer a personStop being a desperate simp seeking the approval of women, careful not to make them jealous you're no longer a personAnd the fact that carries over, even to gay men who need to abide by that shit. Clearly reflected in characters like Miquella.
>>487249962And you will still probably get at least one bleed proc doing that, especially with bloodflame blade. It's not like you can't put Lion's Claw on the great katana. Just having bleed on a weapon is a huge boon with no significant downside to compensate, even if you don't explicitly build around the bleed.
>>487250287skill issue>>487250585it would be fine
>>487250481I posted lore weeks ago to talk about how Melina was the Gloam eyed queen more than likely confirmed now that she's confirmed as Messmer's sister, and some faggot threw a fit and called it head canon regardless of what evidence was posted because Miyazaki didn't spell it out directly for us. You can't have lore discussions in these threads or brainlets throw bitchfits.
>>487251095Parrying has never felt satisfying in Souls games to be honest
>>487251196eat shit and die
>fight Godfrey with a greataxe>fight Hoarah Loux with dryleaf artsAbsolute kino
>>487251229Good to see you again, brainlet-san.
>>487251091Nta but I don't think we ever kill her for three reasonsThe god slain thing never pops up Gowry still talks about her as if she's aliveMiquella talks to her as if she's alive
>>487251179Really obnoxious to play for an average not-total casual player and never see people do it because it's very narrow timing you probably work on for too many tried to get "good" at just eh
>>487251091Yeah good point. Why didn’t Malenia just puppet herself out?
What 50 IQ diversity hire niggercattle thought putting summon signs in the arena was smart?
>>487251196The gloam eyed queen is probably a degenerated belief coming from psychopaths with no substance
>>487215485Tell us something we don't know
Exactly what identity does dex have? What is the "draw" of dex builds?
>>487251523It matches Melina pretty damn well though. Especially now that Melina is confirmed Empyrean.
>>487251196It's not exactly head canon, it's your personal interpretation of the lore, there's a staunch difference between headcanon and interpretation. Miyazaki likes and supports both as he's said so himself. But people confuse the two often. An example of interpretation, based on what we're told about rykard he was probably a really likable guy before he became blasphemousHere's an example of headcanon, rykard was the actual kindest demigod besides godwyn and that if he were a better fighter would've been miquella's target instead of radahn.
>>487251642Superior speed.
>>487215561Jolan acts like every insufferable fucking 20-something girl I've met. Main character syndrome and everything. Thinks the world will not fucking spin without her.
>>487251724wrong
>>487251148You could also do the same with the flamburger, its not that big of a difference. I like the regular moveset of the greatsword better than the greatkatana's. It feels faster, though I'm not sure if it actually is. Same with straight sword vs regular katana. Katanas get a rep for being strong because stuff like Moonveil or pre nerf rivers, but the class itself is well balanced. You get bleed and 30 stance damage with unsheathe, while straight swords get no bleed but 40 stance damage with square off. In the end square off still feels much stronger for me, and great katana vs greatsword is pretty much a wash.
>>487251387Actually, she's one of the easier bosses to parry. Not someone like Morgott, that guy feels fucking impossible to parry.
>>487251724The guy was getting outright butthurt and saying she wasn't the GoQ though and insulting everyone.
>>487251836Potting her waterfowl is annoying though
>>487251642With 60 of that shit, you basically have max casting speed without Radagon icon.And well, pretty damn good damage on DEX weapons.
>>487251893Being a DMGS user, I didn't even have that option.
>>48725191870 dex is max cast speed, radagon icon is the equivalent of 30
>>487251823What's wrong with what I said
>>487251729ARC does speedy weapons better though, while many of DEX weapons aren't all that speedy (see Godslayer's GS, for instance).
>>487251218???Parrying literally looks like a slot machine win.You get a loud "DING!" and are bombarded with sparks and big numbers. It was perfectly designed to be as satisfying as possible.And it is somewhat hard to land too so you feel like a pro.
>>487252109I don't know, to me it has never felt satisfying. Maybe not so much the feedback but the gameplay impact, feels "cheesy".
>>487252109I don't know what you two are arguing about, but this is a supremely stupid post
>>487251984That too, it doesnt matter to me how someone thatperfects the move can perform. It's just annoying and silly
>>487251095> can perfectly parry crucible knights> didn’t even need to practice, I just instinctively got the timing first time I attempted it > can effortlessly parry them even with ultra shitty medium sheild and weapon parries> can’t parry anyone else > not even basic soldiers > even after practising extensively can never do it more than 50% success rate, usually lessAh well.
>>487252452They're the parry tutorial, after all. They're the silver knights of ER, even though they're technically the black knights.
>>487252452Crucible knights are DS3 leftovers, that's why their attacks feel intuitive.
>>487252452Try parrying bell bearing hunters and the big knight guys including the dlc black knights, their timing reminds me a lot of crucible knights.
>>487252212Eh. To each his own. What do you find the most satisfying way to play?>>487252293Would you like to provide some arguments?>>487252452Do you use the Carian Retaliation?
>>487252452>perfectly parry the Untouchable ones in Abyssal woods every time>actually super easy, large timegap to use the parry>playing with qt girl, want to show her how to kill them>doesn't work, die>resummons me>doesn't work, die>resummons me>doesn't work, dieWhy? Are they made so I can't do it as a furled finger? Or is it server lag? She is in another country.
>>487251678Where's the empyrean confirmation
>>487252779Proper positioning is the most satisfying way to play, that's why I like Monster Hunter so much. Iframes have always felt cheap too. Deflecting is a close second.
is parrying radahn actually viable? in 2nd phase too?
>>487252861simp
>>487252882Imo they should play down the iframes bullshit and pump up the deflect gameplay, rolling so much is stupid
>>487252896definitely slows him down a lot yea... you essentially create your own openings
Hey tread. What's your favorite way to play?Parry everything?Sword & board?Abuse statuses? New Sekiro tear?Note: not the "most damage" of "fair", just your favorite way to play.
>>487253016Dodge for positioning (not a stupid roll though), blocks/parries/deflects for defense would be ideal. Didn't Lies of P do something like that?
Has anyone EVER seen Mohg cancel his thrust attack that he usually does after bloodflame claws into another thrust attack? He just autocorrected onto me, lmao
>>487253148Yeah basically, lies of p made blocking more rewarding and fun where you actually would use both for defence but more on blocking, really dont like having to play an acrobat or huge shield little human in these games it gets stale and silly
>>487252878Messmer's kindling quite obviously references her>Messmer, much like his younger sister, bore a vision of fire.This confirms she is in fact the daughter of Marika, judging by the name scheme the daughter of Marika AND Radagon which would make her an Empyrean due to all born of a single god automatically being Empyreans.All of Godfrey's children with Marika had God in their name, all of Radagon and Renalla's children had names that start with R like Rykard or Radahn or Ranni, all of the empyrean children born of Radagon AND Marika had ME or MA names like Messmer, Miquella, Malenia (which itself is very close to Melina), and they all had red hair, and the horned children were MO names like Mohg and Morgott. On top of that all the M's all have curses, Miquella with his ageless body, Malenia with her rot, Messmer with his snakes and fire, Mohg and Morgott with their horns. Melina fits in there because of her flame curse which is similar to Messmer's and if she WAS in fact the gloam eyed queen was originally the black flame.
>>487253125Swords and SpellsSpells and Swords
>>487253125I really like playing for stance breaks with the special HTS charged R2 like on the bloody helice or dk cragblade. Huge forward momentum to ease positioning requirements, good stance damage, decent speed and it looks cool too. For exploration I like using a colossal sword, it trivializes a lot of the harder enemies.
>>487252030I said basically. It's virtually the same. 70 is just the maximum. 60 however is not noticeably worse in any way in actual combat.
>>487230415Every copy of Elden Ring is personalized.
>>487253148Kinda? It's more like parry parry parry parry parry strong attack into crit. Will play LOP after my second ER run. If I will be slow enough maybe the dlc will already come out lmao.>>487253546Str/Int is one of the most based way to play. >>487253578I want to try colossals too
>have to beat Mohg at 20 +3/1 for the hundredth time>finally realize that he has a cue for whether he's going to do the downward thrust or cancel into bloodflame talons after his 3-hit attack chainIf he ends the 3rd swing with an upward flourish, he will never do a 4th attack. If he ends with his trident at a downward angle, he will always do the 4th attack. That was the last thing that was ever killing me on this fight. I think I could probably beat him naked with my fists at this point. Such a good boss.
>>487253761>wide array of buffs, ranged attacks and elemental variety Str/fth for me
>>487253719Honestly, between 40 and 70 cast speed depending on your build is good.
WHERE'S THE NEW PATCH FROMWHEN WILL YOU BUFF YOUR FUCKING SPELLS ALREADY HALF OF THEM ARE GARBAGE
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>>487248389The wolf guy also has bloodborne hunter movement lol
>>487248974My not daedric dai-katana (Rakshamas katana) hits as hard as the GUGS on my 54 str bud on 70 dex. Put on a leo ring and thr crouch poke talisman on that thing and the damage becomes absurd. They are effectively pre crouch poke nerf ugs.
>>487253453>all of godfrey's children with marika have god in their namesGodfrey outright says morgott is his son so mohg is too>melinaIf you look at the pot people they're shown with three seperate hair colors, blonde like marika, white, and pink like melina, her hair color came from her shaman ancestors not radagon>messmerHe'd have to be an empyrean too if melina is one. If he is one he'd likely be a similar case to malenia being chosen or possessed by some malevolent entity at birth like malenia was the rot goddess. For messmer it would have to be the abyssal serpent which, judging by the snake skin in the dlc, is a child or parent to the God devouring serpent. May not necessarily be a god but it's clearly "something" sentient and malevolent as it eats his inner fire just as malenias rot eats away at her body
>>487254993Yeah I messed that up, forgot who those losers belonged to.>hair colorYeah, but Radagon is Marika so there's that. Messmer's hair color is the exact same as his. Another interesting thing is that if she dies in the fight against Morgott she summons a Minor Erdtree, the very incantation you get from the Shaman village that tell you Marika's lore which she used to heal the village. This ties her even more to Marika and the shamans.>messmer would be empyrean too if melina is oneYeah, they all are. GoQ's was essentially the Black Flame/Rune of Death. It lost it's power after Maliketh defeated the GoQ. "The black flame could once slay gods. But when Maliketh sealed Destined Death, the true power of the black flame was lost."I believe she initially was chosen by the Black Flame as her outer power until Maliketh beat her. Melina of course still has flame powers as pointed out by Enia. On top of that the two fingers chose the Gloam eyed Queen even."The Gloam-Eyed Queen led the apostles. It is said that she was an Empyrean chosen by the Fingers."
