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Previous: >>487072891

Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatfest announcement - Bread vs Rice vs Pasta: https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1813615910092956061
• Grand Festival announcement - Past vs Present vs Future: https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1814148407994589645
• Version 8.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v810
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
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>game tries to force you to lose but you win
>get straight up disconnected next match out of nowhere
nogami is a cruel god
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utsuthread...
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>>487270337
source for OP
https://x.com/DiverDivert/status/1815386399216201962
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>>487270750
the iconic goblin grip
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>>487270337
I’ve been playing this franchise for nearly a decade? Is there anyway to still have fun playing it?
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>losing to shitters because of your teammate
Peak slow backiline experience
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>>487267802
>fixed undertow
>fixed umami by some miracle of god
>fixed barnacle
>fixed brinewater, somehow
>fixed one of eeltails modes
>improved a bunch of other already decent maps
no, fixed is the right word.
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>>487270816
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You cannot carry with charger
Stop giving me the most braindead teammates as frontline.
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>>487273353
Stop playing backline in soloq if you want to win instead of cryin about it.
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no point in trying to get good.
just by playing splatoon you are already a loser.
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weyyo!
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>>487273353
Maybe you're just not a good charger player.
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theres no point in getting good with the games current matchmaking and netcode
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>>487274125
"Getting good" is a myth perpetuated by big eSports so the top players have more cannon fodder for their victories. Only those gifted are allowed to thrive in competitions, effort is meaningless.
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>>487274568
Lmao shitter cope.
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>>487274568
They get better matchmaking seeds and better point tables, not skill.
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Today's my birthday, 27 years on this rock. Post yuri cephs
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>>487274078
I'm average, 8 to 10 kills per match. Making enemies avoid the open
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>>487275184
Yuri = justice
Simple as that
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>>487275184
Saber is a pedophile, what other reason do you need?
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>>487275109
I have no yuri
happy birthday
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>>487275109
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>>487275764
Nope
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>>487275292
Being "average" is not enough
If you can't get 20 kills on a 5 minutes match, you are simply not worth it
You're a shitter
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*kneels and bows in solemn respect*
I will do everything it takes for you to win, squid sisters.
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>>487276436
Marie is so lazy she doesn't even put on swimming clothes...
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>>487275109
i have no yuri but i'll post a dyke ceph
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>>487275109
happy birthday!
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I NEED SOME PORL!!!!!!!
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>>487275109
YuriHime
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>>487276670
Dyke woomy kinda sexo
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>>487275926
>>487273718
I'm sorry anon, I'msorry Rainy.
I'm a disgrace, I should kill myself
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>>487275109
why are they wearing shoes
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why isn't pearlie in her big thick coat with the peaked cap
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>>487276973
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>>487277296
>tfw no chocotako wife
>tfw no gremlin wife
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>>487277505
Rainy would have carried that match
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>>487277095
>>487277296
>>487277846
>>487278190
yAEEEHAAAAAHHHHHHH PORL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wanna cradle little pearl in my arms
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>>487278448
My beloved.
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Broy you're creepy
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pearl is a grown woman weirdo
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>>487279293
you're right, she's squid
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>>487276284
>>487277296
>>487278190
LET THEM KISS AND GET MARRIED NOGAMI YOU FUCKING COWARD
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>>487278632
She’s gorgeous,,,,,,,,,
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marie needs to find a partner herself soon
she's drying up
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>>487279456
What are you talking about, she's been with me this whole time
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agent 4 kissing her wife, marie.
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>>487279358
We shouldn't glorify mental health illness. Especially in a children's video game.
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>>487275109
Crackship incoming
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>>487279793
cute girls kissing isn't mental illness, being angry at ceph yuri is
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>>487279868
ship so ass it makes marooner's bay blush
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>>487280256
I'm not angry at any yuri. I don't even have a problem with fags.
It's just very clearly a mental illness, and shouldn't be glorified. It should be diagnosed, researched, and treated.
Just like I don't hate people with clinical depression or anxiety, I don't hate faggots.
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>>487278827
Adults are gross. Children are for sex.
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>>487279868
no, THIS is a crackship
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>>487280448
I hope they kiss each other extra sloppy just for you
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>>487280537
this is on the same level as mariver
which makes sense because they're both western nonsensical ships
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We should bully shipfags harder.
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>>487280793
mariver makes a little sense, they have a few interactions
i have no idea where calf1sh came from, they've never canonically interacted
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>>487280904
don't be upset, marie
just because you're a slobby lazy wine-drunk loner.
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>>487280959
But she has me.
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>>487280919
and also Callie is one of the few idols who's canonically straight
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>>487280959
slobby, lazy, wine-drunk, and loner checks off 4 squares on my 'would marry' bingo card.
hag is the last one, do I have bingo?!
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>>487280919
it comes from the same idea
mariver came from
>oh marie is a smug asshole (literally just a NoA thing by the way) she's perfect for shiver look they're both on team money!
and calf1sh comes from
>they both got brainwashed
they make me ashamed to be a shipperfag, because having a good dynamic is central to a cute ship.
can't believe i'm becoming an elitist over yuri ships in a game for squids.
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>have to let my carriage be killed to finally get the RM for myself and push
Euro hours...
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>>487281216
She's not a Christmas cake just yet
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>>487280904
shipfags growing large is the pre-terminal stage of a community
it's when every actual topic has run its course and many people start to leave
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>>487281435
she turned 26 a month ago.
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>>487281435
My wife
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>>487281520
Canonically?
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imagine 40 year old marie in splatoon 6
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>>487281435
Too old.
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>>487281948
Literally these characters age in real time
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Marie on the floor, neutral-faced, softly moaning as she sips wine as you fuck her.
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>>487282278
She will never fuck you nono
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>>487282278
picrel but with marie
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>>487282442
pineapple free pizza, I hope
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>>487282396
she's too old for nono
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having sex with marie but when you blink she magically turns into the marie plush for no reason and she still demands you continue
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>>487282647
not like she'd share it with you if it weren't
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>>487282908
she wouldn't eat pineapple pizza under any circumstances
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>>487282962
best underused girls, need to make more appearances
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there are people itt younger than callie and marie
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callie's perfect body
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>>487283434
callies massive butt needs squishy squishy
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>>487276973
>>487277296
>>487278190
>>487278632
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there are people itt older than pearl
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marie's perfect mind

*pat pat*
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goblin and veemlet sleeping in the same bed and using big man as a blanket
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>>487283781
Close enough
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HELP I CAN'T BRE- *HHGMMPHHPPHGHH*
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what is softer, callies butt or callies flop
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>>487285008
ohayou = morning
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>>487284225
cutesufuu
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Thanks for the birthday wishes and Yuri, /ink/. Here's a pic of my woomy in-between blinking as thanks.
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>>487286568
Cute bedhead woomy, happy birthday.
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>>487286568
one of the ugliest woomies in this general
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ew dried up flops ew ugly crispy ew flaky flops eeew gross
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yeah i'm team past
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What did Marie mean by this?
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>>487286568
You should consider a different eye color for her
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>>487287374
Asking for a golden ink shower
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>>487287581
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>>487287374
callie likes to be subservient
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Is shady the cutest yeb?
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>>487286568
cute woomy, would share yuri with her
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>>487288327
None of the yebs are cute, you worthless waste of oxygen.
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>>487288665
That's what your mother has always said about you but we have no choice but to deal with her failed abortion instead
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>>487288665
c'moooon, not even maid yebbies?
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fat yebby
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>>487293057
holy boobers
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>>487293057
goblin thong...
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>>487296292
Pearl gets to rest her head on that tummy...
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>BOOM
>BOOM
>SPLAT

That's all it takes for blasters to break into your base and throw all of their clams.
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>>487298570
I thought we had a PB
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>>487299109
Join the PB.
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PB 0/10
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This feels like PB2
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>>487296991
Very nice tummy
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>>487301380
wha happen
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>>487301594
Racism
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>>487301380
Looking forward to the next Koshien bomb threat
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>>487301380
Hilarious
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>>487301380
Is this real? Because I don't see it on the NoA twitter. If it is, I hope they replace them with cute, non-tranny-owned cephs
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>>487301380
Looks fake but I refuse to go to shitter to check
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https://twitter.com/NintendoVS/status/1815794010583146887
it's real
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It has come to our attention that a certain member of the Squid Sisters, the pop group that recently announced their involvement in the Grand Festival, acted in a manner that is not in line with our Community Guidelines.
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What went on before the camera started rolling.
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>>487301380
>it's actually real
I'm gonna miss the troll banner but at the same time I hope the octo gets removed
>>487301878
nintendo versus is the account for competitive shit
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>>487301380
reminder that nintendie will never be based and will always bend the knee to terminally-online zoomies that don't even play their games
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>>487296292
mom
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7/10 pb
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>>487302013
>Say word
>Somehow makes your accomplishment not count
The fucking world we live in
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what word did they say I care not for competitive tournaments
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>>487302024
Go home grandpa
Millenials are no longer the internet's largest demographic
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>>487302237
The word black people call each other constantly but somehow someone else saying it is literally genocide
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>>487302002
inaccurate, callie and pearl are best buddies.
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>>487302237
they posted chinese spongebob in dms once
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>>487302270
>Zoomies are old enough to take up space on my imageboards
I FUCKING HATE ZOOMERS GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK
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>>487301380
oh god now the thread's gonna be spammed even harder and accelerate to unwanted levels as if it wasn't bad enough this morning.
>>487302237
one jackpot team member said the n word one time in some discord a year ago or some bullshit like that. at least we still have the jackpot badge if they're taking away the banner.
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>>487301380
>Bomb threat 2chfag gets detained
>OMGSISA publicly gets the boot
Wallahi, this is the reset we needed. World Championships are saved, Splatoon as a franchise is saved.
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>>487302002
>got shiver's personality wrong
>got frye and pearl's personality wrong
fucking secondaries
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>Messages from years ago can cause you to lose your championship prizes in the present
Good to know Nintendo is a joke when it comes to the e-sports scene
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>>487275109
alotta birthdays in july happy birthday
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>>487303590
can you draw her eating a big messy burger pretty please
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>>487303576
They're just catching up with other westoid companies in being zogged.
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>>487303590
Many thanks anon
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>>487275109
Happy birthday. It's my birthday too.
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Trans cephs not allowed.
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>>487304408
Hapy birfdae unon I luv yuo :DDD
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it isn't my birthday today i just want a (You).
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Ok never touching the wringer again
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>487305989(You)
:)
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>>487306019
I came to like it after 4 starring both kits
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she's finally home, but not all of her came back from the trenches...
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>>487301380
>Trophies
The winning team doesn't even get the trophy though? It's just for the picture. What are they going to do, go to their house to take back their medals?
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>>487302364
>>487302468
Didn't they just said "nigga"? They didnt even say nigger with the er, correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>487306331
captain 3 looks really happy!
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>>487301380
Maybe retards will now stop treating Discord as a private chat. You can and will get your shit exposed.
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What a push.
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Woah takes so long to get missiles now
I forgot about that
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>>487301380
>doing this after the drama has already blown over
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3v4. Good luck.
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I won't play
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>>487306751
Now that she caught every bioweapon disease imaginable and looks like she got put through a meat grinder, she'll finally have sex with (you)
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this game man lmao how can you say with a straight face splatoon 3 hasn't been an absolute train wreck
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you will never be a splatoon champion, /ink/
you are too racist and homophobic
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>>487307793
Timmy is right there
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>>487307716
i will kiss her crusty mangled flops and make her feel special
she is my stinky war hero wife and i love her
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>>487307793
wrong
i'm too bad at games
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>>487307793
It's okay because I only said nigger on this anonymous racism breeding forum
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Ah it's recon
My dumb brain
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>>487307793
I wouldn't want to be a compfag for the funny pedo game and for a company that actively hates compfags anyway.
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I couldn't be a splatoon champion because I'd butt fuck all the cephs.
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>Rice
Why can't she just have one normal fucking fest option
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>>487307932
even at home, she still hasn't left the battlefield. though she may smile weakly and reassure you, she's still back there, up to her knees in the mud and the blood.
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>>487307793
Timmy won the first world championship tho
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GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.
https://voca.ro/1eseHQeZwH9N
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/ink/'s fascination with broken woomies
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>>487307926
>>487308338
She would have gotten cancel if she won in this current year. Proof is in the discord
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>>487308283
The devs are desperate for her to be carried into winning
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ggggggs pb!
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>>487308283
you got the wrong image there
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>>487308490
One hour PB... on a tuesday... we're going to be fewer then usual the coming weeks
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>>487308542
>"It's the flaws that make a thing beautiful. Someday you'll see that too."
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GGs
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you're all garbage at splatoon
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>>487308490
ggs! thanks for hosting
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>>487308885
You're not racist enough to be good
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>>487308861
panko veemo sexo
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>>487308782
story mode peaked with OE
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GGs PB
Thanks for hosting >>487308490
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>>487308490
GGs mini PB!
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fuck off shitters
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>>487308886
>my ancestor
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>>487308703
S2 days again, comfy...
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>>487308886
>>487308861
I love veems
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I wanna keep grinding X-Rank TC and play some more on Lemuria but... ugh, Eeltail.
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>>487310104
Put her in the microwave with the rest of the bad idols
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>>487310104
die
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>>487310170
go on, eat some rice
you're not you when you're woomy
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>>487308490
GGs I would had join sooner but I was dead for awhile due to working early... At did join at the end so that counts I guess!
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>>487309908
me too anon, me too.
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>>487310568
I'd be cool for a salmon run
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>>487309908
Would you still like veemo if she had octolocks ?
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>>487310568
I'll fish
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Woomies
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>>487310937
I love veemo no matter what anon
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>>487310568
Full room no, I take two seats
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GGs again.
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>>487311484
sex with all these cephs
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>>487311334
You should drink a whole gallon of bleach to show your appreciation of veemos.
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>>487311576
if you fuck seven woomies/veemos and then fuck one yeb does that still make you gay
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>>487311850
Just close your eyes and go in the back.
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Finally got my favorite weapon title the other day. Fresh! me.
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>>487311850
Yes. But it's current year so that's okay.
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>>487311484
I BROUGHT THE NIGHT
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>clearly aimed to be the funny cute character with the big round eyes and forehead
>give her a body made for rigorous sex
What did Nintendo mean by this?
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>>487311850
no, you’d be bi.
you’re only a half-faggot
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>>487312164
Yeah, that was pretty awesome. I don't remember if the shield has to explode though.
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>>487310937
Veemo loves me
I don't love Veemo
Tell her to stop beebing at me I don't know what she wants
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>>487311484
>veemos are replacing woomies
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Marina ranting about display servers for seven hours straight
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>>487313120
Hey, I'm not gonna complain
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>>487312323
Utsuhoe
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>>487301380
so will they bring it back to the placeholder cephs or use the cephs from phantom thief
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>>487313872
Marina was responsible for the Inkadian internet outage
Frye told her to click on the link for Pearl nudes (Safe Punjabi no virus)
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>>487306367
Winners get shitty cheap generic little trophies months after the tournament I think
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>>487314304
That sucks. /ink/ tournaments have better prizes.
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>>487270337
Hypothetically how fucked would you be if Nintendo (or your parent) saw everything you have on your computer, phone, discord messages, etc? Would you be cancelled and ostracized?
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>>487314587
We're the same kind of people
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>>487314587
Neither the japs at nintendo nor my parents likely know how to navigate a non-Windows desktop or a non-iOS phone so I think I'm good
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>>487314587
>Nintendo
I'm not affiliated with Nintendo, nor with any competitive scene grassroots or official and I never will be so it wouldn't matter.
>parents
They wouldn't know how to use my devices and I'm an adult so it's none of their business anyway. I don't doubt some retards here like the footschizo would be into illegal shit though.
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>>487315145
>I'm not doing anything illegal so why would nintendo care
>they take a look in the "roms" folder
>you now have a court date
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GGs salmon!
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>>487314587
I'd get cancelled by my extended family and shunned.
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>>487315764
>emulating
>having ROMs on your HDD
lol flashcarts all the way baybee
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>>487315958
2009 called.
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How do I avoid being cancelled cephsisters? Do I really just play with /ink/ forever?
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>>487316040
I'm gonna play my retro machines until their plastic crumbles
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>>487316062
Just don't say the nigger word, sis.
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>>487316062
The people who got cancelled were so cartoonishly unsubtle about their racism that it forced Nintendo to step in who otherwise does not intervene *ever* and took the longest out of all game companies to respond to St. Floyd's death.

Hide your powerlevel and you will be fine 100% of the time.
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>>487316184
Who said it had to be retro?
I'm pretty sure most of you have a file called Gambit.rpx on your computer somewhere
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>>487315906
GGs fsh!
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>>487316445
>private gamebanana entry is the first search result
lol?
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post a real squid
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>>487308283
it's white ink so don't worry
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>>487317197
I fucking hate her so much bros
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>>487317197
sex
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>>487316414
>St.
Uhhhhhhh :/
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>>487316414
t.
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>>487317539
The correct term is "Fentanyl Jesus" thanks.
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>>487317939
*mwah*
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>>487317718
Inkopolis has fallen millions must splat
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>>487317718
I look like this
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Anyone else order their Grand Fest shirts yet?
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>>487318201
Cute noodles
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>>487318794
>Eskimo kisses with Woomy
Sexo
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>>487316740
It's the executable for a certain game
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Thoughts on octolings?
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Veemo!
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>>487316414
>they bent over for fetanyl floyd like everyone else, b-but they took a bit longer so that means they're not pozzed!!
lmao
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>>487320046
they throw my games
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>>487314587
I'm sure posters here like Hijiki would be arrested if his kiddie porn collection was found.
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>>487320046
Cute, sexo, will stay and finish a match
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So when is this symbol of racism getting removed next?
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>>487320583
Redsole-chan my beloved.
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>>487314587
Wouldn't be fucked at all.
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>>487322920
Frye when she waiting for that grubhub woomy to bring her the take out she ordered 45 mins ago.
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desko desko desko...
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>>487312323
Honestly just looks like an average young woman build if you're not American
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>>487275109
late but hbd dorknon
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>>487328318
I need this.
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It's reassuring to know that no /ink/er will ever have a shot at a competitive career
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>>487328519
>join discord for splatoon tournaments and find a team
wow so hard
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>>487328519
>splatoon
>competitive career
L
M
A
O
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>>487328519
I would rather stock shelves
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>>487325882
So fucking cute! Thanks anon
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Inkopolis speed limits are way too low.
The Moray Towers area has a limit of 30 on the highway.
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>>487330394
feet!
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>>487329548
I assume it's cropped by FZ (explosher), I haven't seen him in the pool in a while but he likely has the source.
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>>487330394
Ofc, have a nice day mans
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>>487331623
Nono made him flee
Panic stopped doing Salmon Run too
I hate S3 newfags
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Anon… we lost our world champions… it’s over…
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This is fine and all but did Gem rape somebody after all?
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It's time to post every single yebby ever.
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>>487332317
>the s3 newfags...made panic stop playing SR!!!
Take meds, he just had salmon fatigue that's all.
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>>487334076
>believing w*men
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Salmon fatigue isn't real
SALMO TILL DEATH
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uorp
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>>487335089
Not everybody's autistic anon, most of us WILL eventually burnout and take a break.
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>>487335669
Your gold boss stages?
The 100000000 pts badge?
Your scales? Your maxxed shop?
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>>487335962
>Not everybody's autistic anon
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>>487336068
I don't understand
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>woomy has been conditioned to keep slamming forever
Free woomy!
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Why is Marlin zone so fucking small a single triple instrike is enough to take it back
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>>487335962
>still 200 kills off the gold Maws badge
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>>487335962
>3/11 boss medals
i cant wait to only be missing the big shot one and have entire sessions with 1 or 2 appearing every 3 shifts
dont even want to think about the king medals
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>>487338642
>shoot at a big shot you saw first
>nigger mate steals the kill with his higher dps weapon
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>>487313120
and weyyos are turning into yebbies…
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It's a yebbie-veemo world
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>>487340428
yebby*
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Yebby world...
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>>487340697
Vimeau!
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inklings seething over curvaceous octolings with their thick thighs and fat asses
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>>487301380
Thanks a lot for ruining the game even further by catering to the terminally online niggers again shittendo
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>>487340970
yeah, seething... THAT's why they're staring so much...
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ugly video
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>>487280919
They have interactions in the hero mode here and there but very minuscule
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comp splatoon is so cancerous with terminally online people, dont do it anons
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>>487345530
somebody's wife
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>>487345767
Mine, specifically.
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>>487313120
Might have to do with a sudden spike in woom/veem starting to date one another.
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>>487344675
wish this artist didn't have same-body syndrome
and also didn't tan-wash frye and marina in certain artworks
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>>487347081
>spoiler
I'll take it over blackwashing every other idol like most Xitter artists
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>>487347889
how about not wanting either?
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>>487322415
>Wouldn't be fucked at all.
of course, because you are a virgin :)
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>>487328717
>join discord
>get groom by nono and koId
>choke once during a game
>they shit talk you and tell you that you are permanently bench even though it wasn't your fault
>join another team on discord
>you say nigga once on voice chat
>get cancelled and doxxed even though you are black
>lose your job and Nintendo permanent bans you from entering any tournament ever again
T-thanks...
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>>487349175
so are stomach tats octoling culture?
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>>487302013
What did they even say to get banned?
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>>487348182
I don't want either, but I see way more white idols made black than the other way around
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>>487338827
something funni about that
last month i was comparing boss kills with a friend, and we both got 7 big shots killed, in a round with 13 total
so i want to think that maybe there is more criteria to get the boss kills besides getting the last hit
that or nintendo cant count
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>>487349493
They called their opponents "monkeys".
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>>487349482
It means they are claimed by what the symbol represents, it's no coincidence Frye grips her near the tattoo.
Source: It came to me in a dream.
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>>487302826
The smell in that room must be horrific
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*crunch*
*crunch crunch*
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>>487349493
Called some black guy a monkey multiple times on discord among other edgy jokes (there was a bunch of them, even one about asians funnily enough) then on a recent post-Undertow remake stream joked a lot about their opponents being monkeys in a Frieza voice, not hard to make the connection to their discord messages and what they were laughing about.
Personally don't really care but I can see why Nintendo doesn't want to associate with them, they've cut connections for far less.
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>>487349827
Lmfao
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*crunch…*
Fuck, stabbed my gums
*crunch crunch*
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>>487350368
Is this why Nintendo never takes our competitive seriously?
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>>487350368
>>487349827
Which one was it that said it? The troon, ginger, the wom*n, or the pajeet looking one?
>>487302826
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>>487350806
They never take any competition seriously outside of making sure no one holds it without their permission, and the whole panda debacle with smash and all those scandals a while ago completely burned any and all bridges.
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>>487349175
So where is the art of Shiver in that outfit with Callie in her Octo outfit?
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>>487350975
all of them
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>>487350975
>>487351104
I think it’s crazy that they are calling people monkeys when one of their fucking teammates looks exactly like Diddy Kong.
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https://x.com/meipuru_hoku/status/1815688014506410155 this strikes fear in the st/ink/er
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>>487349858
>My Veemo has a woomyfriend
>Got a squid tattoo on her belly this week
Checks out.
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kekw nice name
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>>487351449
all I see when people post quad kill clips is at least 2 or 3 people badly misplaying
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>>487351394
I thinks it's funny when they're being racist to begin with when they're trans. I'm surprised the black guy there didn't immediately hit back with something witty in return.
Or maybe I'm out of touch and being transphobic is a big no no even in a private chat while racism is cool.
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>>487352047
hag sexo
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>>487345676
Popping in here after not playing for 2 years and even before then barely since 2017 to say that the Nintendo Versus decision to bend their knee to cancel culture is a reflection of the western playerbase and just how pozzed comp has become.
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are we really gonna spend the entire thread talking about this
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>>487352378
okay you can leave again now
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>>487352101
I'm 26 just like Callie and Marie....and it scares me when /ink/ calls them hags
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>>487352447
not really
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>>487352447
Its one person maybe two trying to stir shit up. When the rest of us don't care one bit about it. As usual ignore and post cephs instead.
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give it to me straight /ink/
am i a retard for still hoping for third kits despite everything
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>>487351695
Who even is the trans one? Half of them look trans
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>>487352505
would you rather be called a geezer
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>>487352505
anybody older than woomies is too old
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>>487352747
The one on the left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFF3gEPukug
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>>487352719
there's a non-zero chance it happens. better odds of new kits than a Side Order update
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>>487352719
cute floplet
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>>487352719
i think they might happen as one last hurrah but it'll likely just be a select few and half of the kits won't be good
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>>487351449
oh wow he got 4 melee kills with the easiest melee weapon in the game
sasuga
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>>487352939
I wish they leaned into their criminal element but I guess that shit would be too real especially for a game whose main audience is japanese children
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>>487353509
coming in Spl4toon, rated T
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behold
the most dishonest weapon in the game
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>>487353509
if only we had an expansion that could be used to delve into that with a fun gameplay gimmick
too bad we never got any DLC for this game
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>>487353931
I still prefer the vanilla kit, kraken's a meme.
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>>487353931
that’s not nautilus
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behold
the faggiest weapon in the game
you want to show people how gay you are with this
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>anon lets Joey live rent free in his head at all times
Embarrassing.
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>>487354604
it's not just him
it's all blobs
not every faggot blob user is that specific faggot
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>>487354604
>immediately thinks of joey and calls others obsessed
you played yourself
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Joey is the new Orion
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>>487354278
The most dishonest weapon is actually Wellstring but it's held back by its special by it not being trisooka.

>Can kill almost as fast as Reef-lux in close range
>5 shots vs 3 shots tristinger
>Can defeat almost all midrange weapon (including squeezer) if you arc your shots behind a wall like a slosher
>Miss your shot? No problem, the enemy died from your explosion like a blaster
>Even if you die, you can trade after death
>assist out of the ass like blobber but it's actually easier to use than blobbler
>Can kill 2 people with one shot if place well
>Crazy zoning skills that can instant kill hammer user by shooting the floor
>Natural object sheddar so it can delete all brella shield without object sheddar
>Can kill crab tank and even if you partially miss, you can delete the crab tank special with 2 shots.
>Ink efficient so you can use any abilities you want
>will never get nerf because no one actually use it (that's a good thing!)
>Can combo well with any two shot weapon on your team (example: explosher, .52 gal, any blasters, any sloshers)
>Having two wellsting on your team in solo rank is actually a pro instead of a con unlike most backliner weapons or midrange weapons
>It has less range than tri-stinger so you rarely get matched against eliter or long range splatling

Why haven't you taken the wellstring pill yet /ink/?
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Chargers who jump away like bitches the second someone gets close
Reefluxs who farm missiles all match
Stampers who think they're hot shit because they use a hard weapon
Rollers who hide by corners
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>>487355391
joey is decent at the game though
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>>487352719
dumb and stupid "never gonna happen" idea
15 kits in sets of 5, each themed after the Grand Festival's choices
so five past-themed designs, five present-themed designs, and five future-themed designs
or they could be decorated in each idol group's colors instead
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>>487355469
i literally ignore wellstring players even more than i ignore tri-stringer players. what a shit weapon.
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>>487352719
I don't expect more than just the same fucking Sheldon's Picks we've gotten every game. Like, not even an updated model, the same fucking models and textures from the past two games.
Maybe an extra splatana and stringer to pretend they put an effort, like they did with the Clear Dapples and Camo Tent. But even that is pushing it.
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>>487355889
There is no bad weapons, only bad players!
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>>487356137
Try getting H3D above 2400 you little faggot crab.
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>>487356137
Sheldon please shut the fuck up you literally disavow blasters
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Here's your third kit
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>>487356332
>aggressive splattershot kit that doesn't encourage special spam
I'd play it
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>>487355523
and timmies are good with clash blasters too
pointless
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>>487356275
2400 isn't that high, I can probably do it but it would take like 1 week.
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When firing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkLflXsVFM
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>>487357069
kinda hot
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>>487357896
I hated this song since day 1
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>>487358323
it's not bad but it's definitely the weakest song in a franchise of otherwise 8/9/10 out of 10 bangers
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>>487358087
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Am I a bitch if I think making professional turf war a thing and making it esports is insane? I can only take rank modes seriously
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>>487358905
JPs only care about TW and SZ
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>>487358994
But why? Why not utilize other game modes where more interesting shit can happen? Like there could be strategizing and there could be other shit going on too. Honestly fire all out brawls.
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>>487359220
retard
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>>487359191
The other modes are unbalanced. It's also a matter of what people like to play
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>>487359324
??? But the reef slider exists.
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good night /ink/
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die in your sleep
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>>487359449
They nerf reef slider paint explosion radius by 5% so it's balance now. Stop asking questions chud!
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>>487359660
there arent even feet in that picture come on dude
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>>487352505
Im 5 years older than the squid sisters but I think theyre older than me sometimes just because od how they are.
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>>487358767
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>>487359324
>The other modes are unbalanced.
Yeah, because you'd rather sit your jap butt on your base and keep camping like a bitch, never doing anything else. No wonder japs love the must unfun mode aka SZ.
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>>487358994
honestly? based
splat zones is the most fun game mode, but I wish they would make the timer 200 because there's too many matches that barely reach 30 seconds because of a couple bad trades and a single team wipe
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>>487361032
bretty muffintop...
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>>487359590
Gobnight
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>>487361032
sauce?
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>>487361607
sadly ai
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GODS FUCKING DAMNIT
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>>487361824
i thought something looked off
damn ai is getting pretty good
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>>487361824
its funny how the hair styles always go into fanfic mixtures of inkling an octoling as soon as they're instructed to gen something that isn't an idol or agent 8
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>>487361607
>9 fingers
>3-pointed star eyes
>weird beak warp
it's obviously aislop.
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>>487361961
I'm just shit at genning
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>>487361961
easy to say after the fact but if slop passes first blush for multiple people that doesn't bode well
the main thing that honestly keeps AI in check is that most prompters are fantastically lazy and have terrible taste, so the few that can actually finagle them into looking good go under the radar
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>>487361904
Cartman?
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>>487361961
I got distracted by Callie's woomers and didn't notice.
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>>487363267
soul
>>487362203
>>487361824
>>487361032
soulless
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>>487362203
but can your AI gen a schutzstaffel squid?
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>>487363561
yes
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>>487362298
>so the few that can actually finagle them into looking good go under the radar
Its also luck when I was messing with it last year I had a few that came out to the point of almost no one would know.
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>>487363609
strange, I'm not seeing one
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Changes I would make if I had free reign over development
1. Remove ranked and anything else related to competitive. E"sports" is a fucking joke.
2. Add more woomy
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>>487364502
I like this simple approch

But add more woomy
How?
Make woomy 200% more woomy?
Double the plaza ceph count to have 2 woomies for every veemo?
Name one of the hubs The Woomydome?
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>>487364734
veemos are bred for combat roles and simply have much denser bones than yebbies and weyyos
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.96 gal is pretty cool
>>487364843
weyyos are pretty hefty too, dont knock them down just yet
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>>487364502
so you'd remove the actual game modes?
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>>487365529
>actual
Yes
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>>487365685
drown with the yebbies
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>>487365702
You know you can just play turf and not worry about the other modes, right? nobody's forcing you to play ranked
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>>487365685
Going fishing to rescue all these yebs...
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>>487366570
Anon my best friend, thank you so much.
Next we have to play together.
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>>487365924
But I want to play the other modes
I just don't want to have to sweat about ranks to do so
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>>487367721
open is right there
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>>487367721
Its called Open, no ranks no worries just game mode.
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>>487367467
Nta but you say
>Anon my best friend
everytime anyone posts a yeb
Watch, youre going to do it right now
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>>487301380
I completely forgot about this. And I didn't (and still don't) even understand what happened.
Don't bother explaining it, I really don't care.
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>>487367919
He'll talk about playing together and then never do it too
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relaxing sr lobby.
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>>487365685
I'm glad my yebby passes a woomy so no one would know better. He avoids death by drowning once again
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>>487368806
yebs with woomy styles = cringe
wooms with yeb styles = based
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>>487368664
2/4.
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>>487367919
Yeb enjoyers have to stick together, wouldn't you agree?
What, you don't wanna be best friends?
>>487368276
Slander.
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>>487369262
Im just saying that if everyone's your best friend, then no one is hell you called me your best friend in the past like four separate times
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>>487369262
best friends talk to each other more then once every six months
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>>487369379
I wouldn't overthink it, it's just something silly to say, I actually took it from someone else here.
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>>487369643
fair enough
still think youre a dork in an affectionate way
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>>487369262
I HAVE TO LICK HIS TUMMY
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>>487368664
sounds boring, learn how to play at higher hazards without throwing a tantrum in the thread
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>>487369884
Why thank you, same goes for you.
>>487370313
You and I, my best friend.
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>>487370570
nta but Spawning Grounds is shite
t. 999 on every stage
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>>487368664
reopened.
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>>487370570
Based
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>>487306914
Sadly a lot of people won't get the memo everyone can screenshot a conversation or record a call especially when Nintendo is looking for someone to do even a small mistake and screw the team over. Expect another one like this in the near future.
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>>487372268
Yes we know you talk shit about people behind their back KoId. Maybe try not being an asshole?
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>>487369262
no slander
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>>487372193
4/4, sorry c.
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>>487371796
that's not a gmod asset.
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>>487372876
It's so funny to me that even the men wear this outfit
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>>487373960
but you can't woomy in gmod anymore remember
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Guys you guys can win an Olympic medal by being good at splatoon now.
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I filtered his catch phrases (all of them) and now I just think it's incredibly funny to see how much of his life he's wasting on a basket weaving forum.
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>>487370570
>same boring shitposter every time
play without motion controls or with your balls in a vice grip. it's harder, so it's more fun, right?
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>>487376109
Cope. Stop being carried by better players Squinty.
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>>487376109
not him but lashing out like this when people mock you for lowering the difficulty on what's already a fairly easy game mode because of "muh comfy" as a cope of your low skill level makes said mocking justifiable.
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anyone wanna play some open?
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>>487376615
>not him
sure faggot.
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>>487376778
well duh, the original guy mocking you is a few posts above with the shiver pic, you can't miss it. or at least i think that might be him. also i wouldn't do a direct namedrop like that. but sure, it's all one guy right?
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Sex with woomy
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Sex with yebby
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Sex with veemo
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Ignoring weyyo
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>>487376619
I could since it's Tower control. Just wait like 5mins before sending the signal. I need to do something real quick
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>>487378227
I already quit playing, still kinda burnt out, sorry
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Wtf you guys are actually racist against blacks?
I am no longer welcomed here?
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>>487376615
no, the original shitposter makes retarded posts like that whenever i invite people to play. the shiver picture and yours are just dogpiling from some past butthurt i guess. "cope" or "low skill" or "carried" are obviously just bait, so no point arguing that. it's always been a fun issue.
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>>487355469
Animate this coward
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>>487373960
it's w rizz ohio fanum tax
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>>487379267
Brainrot Gen Alpha Yeb
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>>487379418
despised by every boy ceph because he is an annoying little shit who refuses to talk like a normal person and gives them a bad image
for some reason girl cephs love him and woomies resonate with him on a spiritual level
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>>487379583
>YWN get to be Woomy's baby gronk and rizz her gyatt
It's splover, Western Squid
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>>487375301
Not if I've said the n-word 13 years ago on a group chat
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I have 393939 gold (almost).
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>>487379981
I have 1000 golds, just spent it on Z+F gear for that gold badge. 3 items today I'm lucky
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>>487379004
You really think that with how popular Marina and Frye are here?
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>>487379004
No, only 'jeets
Now post your bunghole and do the thugshaker
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Would you guys rank hammer higher or lower than wave breaker special?
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>>487381653
Better. sure it sucks but its not worse than wave breaker
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>>487380585
Frye is actually popular with my cock.
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>>487380585
meaningless, tons of racists on 4chan are also horny for them
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>>487382438
I'm not racist tho
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>>487381653
Is a telegraphed single shot of Trizooka better or worse than an instant reload + 2 second Point Sensor?
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>Disconnect
>Followed by no-show on my team
>Followed by a default banner on my team who somehow only got 300p with a Splattershot Jr.
Why do I place this game again?
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>>487382828
>Answering a question with a question
Depends, that's why I'm asking. Hammer can get kills but it puts you in a venerable state while wave breaker can cuck dualies like douser from preventing them from rolling + it tags you and combos with some weapon for chip damage.
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>>487382830
>Update: There was a squid partier on my team
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can they count on your support?
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>>487383257
We're gonna lose but we'll look cool doing it.
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>>487382607
>I'm not racist tho
That's what most racist people say.
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>>487383426
yeah hags are going to get the 4peat
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>>487383257
Change da future...
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If by the end of the grandfest we aren't able to talk pictures with idols with different outfits through their Amiibo, I'm going to go bananas.
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>>487381653
Depends on the enemy weapons, but generally higher.
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>>487277296
marina looks like a predator here
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>>487383257
Back to the past. Samurai Jack.
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>>487383691
No they won't lmao
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>>487383168
Douser get fucked by most things that aren't rangelets
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>>487384931
cum ink will win
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>>487385195
Are you dumb, there's no white ink.
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>>487383257
suicidal
have no future
no
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>when the FLAR kicks in
Surprisedly I only died once to trisooka
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wow are splatoon players really this racist?
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>>487386676
All the good players are unironically racist
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Fucking bullshit.
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>>487387553
out fucking played
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>>487386385
Not with that attitude.
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>brown dude was the one talking shit about all the other races
>also the captain
why not just get rid of the monkey and let the others have their trophies?
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>>487387947
Because only white people can be racist
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Its another rerun of this drama again
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My level ups never show in the feed for some reason
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>>487387947
Association is just as bad as participation
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>>487388742
There's a setting on the big menu. You probably have it turned off.
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>>487389342
This? I always had it on and all my other notifications seem to show, only not when I level up
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>>487389570
Then I have no idea. Congrats on the level up.
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Does anyone have a Japanese video on how to be good with hammer? I'm trying to be better but I don't see much information on the western YouTube section. Thanks
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>>487383562
I am racist and I don't say that
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>>487389734
Some techniques
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot8z1YDe9KA
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>>487390897
Holy shit thanks, I didn't know about most of these jump techniques especially the splashdown takedown. The only one thing that I didn't really understand is around 1:44 when he started jumping backwards. I'm guessing it's for deleting bombs while staying on the tower.
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>>487391709
Yeah. I always forgot to train my reactions on the dummy. Whenever it happens in game, I mess it up. Same with missing the splashdown counter.
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This is why you don't get cocky. They were spamming booyah right before this.
RESM-2DJ8-HBU8-C2OE
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>>487392175
Yeah I'm practicing on the dummies and I'm already messing up with the mid-stop jump technique. I think hammer has more killing potential than kraken but you have to be really good at these hammer techniques since the i-frame is kind of weak.
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>>487392754
Haha imagine
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>>487393161
>tw turning tides in the last 30 seconds
a tale as old as time
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>>487393340
What are you imagining
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>>487379267
i don't know what that means outside of the the context
sticking. out. your gyatt for nerizzler. i'm so bau bau. i'm so biboo tax. I just wanna be your shiori.
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>>487393161
Many such cases.
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would big man and yes man be friends
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>>487395398
just when i think i understood, they release 100 more words in a week
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Im so jealous of this goblin
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>>487395487
I'm sure this has been talked to death already, but it's literally impossible to live in the present. Your brain cannot process your senses instantly, so you're always making decisions based on a past that you arbitrarily decide to be 'the present'.
Even cutting into the future to build a fictional 'present'.
When does the present turn into the past? Is 5 minutes ago the present? Is it the past? What about right now? Oops, it's in the past, you missed it. What about now? Missed it. NOW!?
Nope, too slow. It's something your processing: information that exists in the past.
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>>487395114
:)
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>>487397079
you have autism
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>>487397079
Woah dude, philosophical to the max
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>>487397079
My mind operates x time into the future, where x is the time it takes for nerve signals to travel through my body and for my brain to process it. Therefore, I am living in the present. NOW.
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>>487397165
No, I'm full retarded.
Autiss deez nuts, nigger.
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>>487397580
you can't post that on a blue board.
im telling mom
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>>487397079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwSzpaTHyS8
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>>487397047
>ywn have a goblin bodyguard wife
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>>487398119
I missed the Space Dandy reference the first time.
These videos are fun for easter egg hunters.
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>>487399243
Never watched Space Dandy so I missed that for sure, but yeah, there's a ton of those in every video. Often pretty obscure weeb ones, too.
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I played splatoon for over 3000hours and didn't realize you can get hammer kills on ledge/cliff just by doing a normal jump (B) while holding ZR. I feel stupid now.
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>>487402098
it took me until 1k hours of SR to realize that you can just drive through steelheads at any time with the reefslider to blow them up
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>>487402232
You can also throw eggs through steel eels tail to the basket. Some people don't realize this.
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>>487402232
you can WHAT
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>>487402098
It took me 1.5k hours to realize that not moving after pressing b on dualies let you shoot in 1 burst
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>>487402098
It took me thousands of hours to realize you can shoot inkjet on top of the fishsticks to kill it with blast damage instead of trying to shoot the spinning smallfries directly
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>past
bring back old quick respawn, dynamo and ink armor
>present
keep trizooka, snipewriter and cooler
>future
make something even more ridiculously overcentralizing and overpowered
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>>487392754
>>487397580
ugly plush creature
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>>487407823
Even if they bought the old dynamo back it would not be OP because Squeezer still exist. All they need to do is buff the global respawn for everyone by -2 seconds and remove quick respawn from clothes + remove respawn punisher. The game would improve dramatically because wipe-out is harder to achieve and the devs don't need to balance kits based on ink effects because quick respawn is gone.
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>>487408796
Callie, a whore born to service Octavio's penis.
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>>487408984
Ink efficiency*

Example: Tetra don't need to worry about getting shitty specials because quick respawn is gone so it can actually focus more on staying alive instead of dying
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>>487410451
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Why do western artists give Utsuho the pajeet forehead dot? It's fucking gross
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>>487410673
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>>487410856
you don't deserve to call her utsuho
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>>487370570
>Unironically defending SG
Someone has eaten glue last night
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>>487408984
>remove quick respawn from clothes + remove respawn punisher.
nigga if anything they should nerf respawn across the board, least to ofset s3's respawn system
shit's too hyperactive and aggressive, maybe universally slower respawn would make people value being not_dead for once
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Spawning Grounds is a perfectly balanced map and I'm tried of people pretending it's not
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>>487411983
Spawning Grounds is my second favorite map.
Lpw tide isn't that hard, if you deal with the fishsticks consistently and get the stingers ald flyfish.
Normal tide has you not sitting and waiting but not in a Marooner way, someone has to rotate to get the shore bosses. Do that and you're fine.
High tide is Dynamic and satisfying to clear, when the whole team knows how to navigate it. HLM High Tide is very fun and tests your evading skills like no other map.
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>>487413802
No that's Bonerattle Arena.
>>487414051
Awful fucking take, Jammin Sammin' Junction and even Salmonid Smokeyard have much better designed High Tides .
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>>487414051
>flyfish spawns on the other side of the grate at high tide
>forced to waste a special or take a long walk of shame to deal with it
this is not good level design.
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>>487415149
Bonerattle Arena is far from balanced, you're equating balance for effortless. Where's the balance in a map specifically designed to ensure victory more than 99% of the time regardless of skill or difficulty?
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>>487410240
>>487410451
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>>487415343
You can always use the small painting area to jump avcoss the other part of the grates. If you get cornered you were simply inattentive
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>>487410673
you missed one
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May I have some porl on this morning
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>>487417981
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Why are afro weyyos sexually attracted to ugly forehead shortstacks?
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>>487418406
Yes…Very pick-uppable…
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>>487417981
have some porlmrina
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>>487419063
No, he nailed it. Pearl haters are ugly incels
The high t man sees the true beauty in her
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>>487418912
it is a mystery
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>>487419054
I love them I want that.
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chumby hag tummy erotic
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>>487419991
awful drawing
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>>487419991
HUOH…
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>>487420095
no these are the ones that are actually kinda cute, the troon that drew this then immediately ruined it by covering her in a bunch of moles
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>>487420250
Chumby hags my beloved…
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I bet I could take a woomy in a fight.
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>>487420591
my wife (who will never be seen again more likely than not)
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>>487420829
Wrong
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connection error test
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>want to post yeb
>4chinz keeps giving me connection error
it's over......
no more yebs.....................
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>>487415846
>Where's the fun in a map specifically designed to be fun more than 99% of the time regardless of spawns or Hazard Level?
Get Nogami's microdick out of your mouth already
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>>487421395
me on the right
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Is there any way to win soloQ turf consistently or is it always just a coin toss? I almost never touch turf war but I'd like to improve before GranFes
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>>487421883
>no argument followed by insult
All I see here is you being unable to counter my claim, you're supposed to put me down not admit defeat before we even start
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>>487424306
Concession accepted, you had no substantial claim to begin with, just a retarded contrarian opinion.
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>>487334247
EVERY yeb?
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>>487424540
If I had no "substantial claim to begin with" then what triggered you to reply with such anger? I am 100% willing to argue my point as I already did, you gave up after my first reply. Let's keep going, there's no need to lie and pretend I don't want to hash this out when I'm actively engaging you and trying to provoke friendly debate while you're backing down
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>>487415846
Bonerattle is fun with all the movement options you're given with rails and walls. Effortless would be Hydroplant.
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good salmon run maps
>Salmonid Smokeyard
>Ruins of Ark Polaris
>Sockeye Station
>Gone Fission Hydroplant
>Jammin' Salmon Junction
>Bonerattle Arena
bad salmon run maps
>Spawning Grounds
>Lost Outpost
>Marooner's Bay
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>>487415846
Bonerattle sucks more than Junction if you're doing Grillers or Glowflies, FYI. Yes it's easy, but it's still hard enough.
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>>487425645
the only salmon map I refuse to play is moron's bay
everything else is at least decent
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>>487425319
>i'm not mad U ARE >:(((
lmao grow up
Go ahead and keep trying to argue a point about how you personally feel an objectively bad stage is good though. I've played with people that regularly freelance to 999 and they all say SG feels like a bad level editor test.
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>>487425937
Achtanon fooled by Callie's ingenious disguise
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Anyone wanna play some open?
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>>487426640
I am deeply sorry for the easy identifier I came up with in half a second to make a dumb joke, I have reflected upon my actions and will work to better myself
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>>487426830
I’ll join
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>>487421215
What the fuck Frye you can easily be raped in that getup
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>>487427753
im in a game right now, i'll open when i get out
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open 2/4 if anyone else wants to hop in
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>>487275109
https://voca.ro/1gYK0Fsc84QX
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>>487275109
>mentally ill woomer with albino snowflake eyes
Pottery
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>>487428609
knock knock
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MErrrrOOW
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ive been getting nothing but xp tickets on the shell out machine
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>>487430861
opening
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>>487426198
Spawning Grounds is balanced, I never once said it was good. Lying gets you nowhere

>>487425560
It's too fun because there's nothing challenging about it at all, the map itself is designed with ease in mind. Almost every single wall can be inked, grillers and glow fly waves can be cheesed to the point they're free waves and even low tide has far too many routes to direct and lead bosses to exactly where you want them to go
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>click on thread 743 post
>refresh page 695 post
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>>487431391
>I never once said it was good
Then how is it fun? Stop being retarded.
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>>487431571
Some anon that's not footschizo got nuked.
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>>487431391
grillers and glowflies have a cheese option in every map except Bay, barring retarded teammates
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>>487374453
Veemo's & Tako's are creatures of sex & wholesomeness, Weyy's are just super submissive and effeminate so they just go along with what the Takos & Veems want with out question.
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Russian callie bro...
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it's a marie thread now
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begone, hag idol
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>>487431915
You can cheese the glowflies in bay but keeping your rando teammates in position to maintain the cheese? Next to impossible.
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>>487431156
ditto. I wish they would make them useful, there's no point in leveling after you unlock everything except for grinding to max level
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>>487423529
Play aerospray
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>>487432339
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>>487432232
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Should I buy two copies of each?
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>>487433340
Still wish we had gotten Acht
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>>487433782
splatoon 4 for sure.
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>>487433340
you gonna pick it up at el cajon?
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>>487433340
I'd wait until official Nintendo channels start listing them before you buy them from anywhere, there's no guarantee they'll honor the preorder right now
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>>487433340
>California
lmao
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>>487434039
The only place that doesn't have them listed yet is the Nintendo store but they are always slower for some reason.
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>>487434051
>>487433827
>>487433626
>>487433285
>>487432824
>>487432562
>>487432232
She's the womsquid I want to marry
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>>487433991
that's like two hours south and theres one closer to me.
>>487434039
It seems like they always sellout when they come up at whateer random time they put up.
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it's that time again
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GGs open
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ggs open!
i need to work on my inkjet aim lol
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GGs openers
good game to end it on, great comeback
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>>487434286
>>487434645
I don't see them anywhere but Best Buy. Feel free to keep your preorder there, but keep in mind they might not honor it
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Jesus Christ they need to fix the spawns in the next game. If the enemy can just stand in your base and kill you seconds after you respawn then the map is poorly designed
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>>487436204
Just don't respawn while they have zooka
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next (and potentially final) salmon gear
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>>487436703
>>487436204
Coffee respawners should have a short range cohock canon. It might be bad for RM but RM sucks anyway.
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>>487435863
I don't have them ordered yet right now they are just at best buy & gamestop
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>>487436204
if you let opponents anywhere near your spawn, you have already lost. simple as. spawn armor is just pity.
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>>487436903
Since Grizz's death Lil Judd is starting to become very lose with company property.
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>>487431571
>>487431839
RIP Aoribro
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>>487436903
>potentially final
what else could they add if they do end up doing more?
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>>487438356
fuzzy octoling armor sets
or just some octo expansion gears
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>>487438356
Some of the stuff we see in the artbook that never made it past that point.
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>>487436903
It is final, it parallels the Worker's Cap being the last item ever added to SR back in Spla2n
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>>487438734
Pasties...
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>>487438734
Still mad that they added SR work gear variants but never added these
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>>487439658
Looks like a worse Gloopsuit
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>>487440243
Bare shoulders eroi
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>>487440243
*better Gloopsuit
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>>487441231
We should get this but it costs 333 gold scales.
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>>487439658
>>487441231
They're saving it for the Salmon Run-only spinoff
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>>487434039
>official Nintendo channels start listing them
Nintendo UK twitter has it listed 6 days ago
https://x.com/NintendoUK/status/1814212474263994518
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>>487441801
>Salmon Run-only spinoff
I don't know about that it would need a lot of work especially the paygrade.
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>>487402232
Reefslider didn't always function like that. It got a buff for Salmon run a few patches ago so it can pierce through things like that.
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>>487442718
they announced them but they haven't put them up for preorder or purchase on the Nintendo site
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This is one of the people that represent us, /ink/.
Are you proud of yourself? Do you think Nintendo will tolerate this? None of us can enter the competitive scene now
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wow he'll really say anything for attention
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>>487446184
Pretty based ngl Squid kids do be erotic
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>>487446184
Don't blame nono, he lived a hard live after the city destroyed his house so they can build stuff for the Olympic games
>Picture related is Paris
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nono is a gypsy
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Anyone open or 1king salmon at rotation?
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>>487448134
Open why not
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I'm down for either.
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>>487448583
opening opens
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>>487311484
>Fantasy changed his look to the hairdo sneakysnake have to mock them as him and kold have been harassing her for weeks now both here and on /v/ threads too
genuine schizos
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why is ballin' like this?
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>>487446184
i mean he's not wrong. I was 14 when the first game came out and i fapped to them. its just a part of me now
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>>>/v/683368410
why are kold and fantasy like this?
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New
>>487450494
>>487450494
>>487450494
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So is the “transcord” shitposter 100% without a doubt, Ballin? If so, he will pay for his obstructions.
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>>487451447
almost certainly.
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>>487453938
Thank you.



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