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mf boom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
LOW GRAVITY
3 NIGASON CART
>hates the gladiator helm because references are bad>likes the gordan freeman cosmetic
medic booba - summer edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQs
>>487272354>this hat does look pretty inoffensive>but its a reference so that makes it automatically super duper artstyle breakingthe only real complaint one should have about the mf doom mask is how fucking horrible it looks ingame, actual false advertising
>>487272354Of course the faggot dislikes based Doom
>>487272631should've been paintable so i could do it in Aged Moustache Grey
>>487272354Some of his recent opinions are very questionable>Valve stopped doing weapon reskins because…they’re too confusing for new players, that’s why $3k war paints are a better system :)>source? Uhh I just made it up on stream :)New players aren’t even gonna know what all of the hundreds of unique weapons do, by the time they learn them they will have figured out which ones are reskins
>>487272127Heh
>steam friend blocks you
>>487273171thats retarded and pulling shit out of your ass tierwhat makes sense is valve stopped doing reskins because (most) are promo items or tied to an update theme and they stopped doing major updates/promo stuff for other games for some reason
>b4nny hasn't tweeted or streamed since sundayit's ovah. also why the hell was the LAN during EVO weekend
GAY SEX WITH TF2 ENGINEERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl4-r0hOtdg
>>487273092>pink as hell mf doom maskno, bro, just no
>>487273171they stopped doing weapon reskins because warpaints can be applied to basically everything, while a reskin can only be 1 weaponsame reason they stopped doing decorateds
hadal's aesthetics are so comf, really hope that the developers are committed to fix the glaring problems of the map layout now that they're getting public feedback
>>487267874Hadal's last point is absolute aids to push through if it's the only one left. The point is raised so far up and it's also surrounded by spawn doors and platforms which RED can just sit and camp on the whole game on three different sides.
>its another pony comp soldier main and his furry medic GF stomping the serversigh...
>>487272354>a beard and glasses cosmetic is the same as some bigass reference helmet that looks nothing like real helmets and is very clearly just a reference
>>487275186DOOM wears a gladiator helmet.
>>487274981defense has way too many spawn doors around last, they absolutely need to close down at least a few of them because blue can't simply keep up with checking all of them while capping on such an awkward spot
>>487274998pony + furchad game, just leave the server if you're being owned by furries LMAO
>>487274998>pony >comp soldier mainDoesn't compute.That was probably a Pyrofag undercover.
>>487274981the other 3 points are a noob trap, just cap last
>>487274998>being owned by a furry couplelmao skill issue
>>487275556most bronies ive encountered been scout or soldier mains while furries being the pyro or medics>>487275425>>487275631fuck off
>>487275186>nothing like a real helmet>its based on a real helmet
>>487275584This. If you can convince a good chunk of people on your team to go to last it’s just easier to cap while it’s lower
God hates good people and punishes themGod loves evil people and rewards them
>>487275245>>487275686show me that helmet existing before mf doom and I'll believe you
>>487275936Literally took me one second to find it after typing "gladiator helmet" on Google, dumb nigger.
>>487275936you're a fucking moron
>>487275673This nigga seriously got owned by a brony furry couple in 2024LOL
I like my stormy storm undercover brolly but I don't think I'd like it if it had literally any other unusual effect. I'm thinking it could serve as the centerpiece to a vacation themed loadout of sorts or treat it like it's some kind of a curse protector (think eustace in that one episode of spongebob where he had the raincloud over his head because he was going through some spiritual stuff)
>>487275936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEM5nJ-AUiM
>>487276050>>487276294>nooo if you're not a history autist like me you are dumb noo you can't have actual interests and a life
>>487275936search "roman gladiator helmet spiked" and it shows many results retardalso this can be interpreted as a helmet from the movie Gladiator
>>487274998>not just going huntsman sniper and domming both of them until they switch off and activate the pyro auto reflect scripts
>>487274998>pony comp soldierLiterally me.
>>487276483You don't concede very graciously, anon. Admitting you are not educated while doing so is pretty pathetic.
>>487276483
>>487276640>>487276692I'm sorry I have a life outside of niche trivia things like gladiator helmets, seriously, I'm so sorry I have actual interesting hobbies, I'm genuinely SO sorry I have a life that doesn't revolve around knowing what gladiator helmets look like, man... I'm just so sorry
>>487276838>I have a lifelmao
demo needs more blaxploitation cosmetics
>>487276692bait, stop replying to him
>>487277041ok
>>487275936Fucking retard.
shut up and kiss me
>>487277318https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Demoman_cheers07.wav
>if you don't know what helmets from 6 gorillion BC looked like you're dumbthese are the same people that think the vikings had horns on their helmets
>>487277318based zhanna was the only non faggot sister
Its over bud you can stop now.
>new to game>tell people to give me items>someone with 6k hours gives me like 50 itemsam i getting groomed? would it be fine to block him now
budsquad
>american education
>>487277701name a craft hat or weapon and I'll give it to you right now, they're literally worthless
a reference to the movie Gladiator is pretty inoffensive as far as references go
>>487276998
What class would you say can be played effectively and contribute well to a team even its played by a newbie or someone who has no fucking idea?I feel its hard, like all classes have at least one inherent skill block that makes it so no class can be "easy to play" and thus motivate a new player to want to keep trying>scout dies quickly>soldier needs to rocket jump>pyro needs to airblast>heavy is torture>engineer needs to know the maps well>demoman needs to stickjump and with self-damage is more fragile than it seems in the hands of a newbie>spy >medic needs to learn self preservation and will be targeted way more than anyone else>sniper doesn't contribute shit except making the game more unfun
>>487277701not everyone who's being nice to you is trying to groom you
>Got a Scotsman’s Stove Pipe hat drop last nightNice
>>487278084>What class would you say can be played effectively and contribute well to a team even its played by a newbie or someone who has no fucking idea?soldier.>he needs to rocket jumphe doesn't need to
>>487278084a soldier will do some damage to the other team regardless of how bad the guy playing isa crit rocket can just delete half of them
>>487278084you don't need to rocket jump as soldier, especially on maps like dustbowl last
>>487276998how big could an afro cosmetic get before sniper mains start complaining
>>487277701>50 items that are probably worth around 0,03 on marketlmao if you think that's grooming, then no, they're probably cleaning up their inventory
Test
>>487278403why would the sn*per mains be complaining about it?
>>487277701weapons/craft hats are basically chump change at this point, if someone gave you 50 cents on the street to help you pay for a parking spot it wouldn't be too odd
>>487275245I guess I couldn't reply with the image of DOOM from the year 2000, but DOOM first wore a mask similar to Kane from the WWF before making the switch to having watched Gladiator and using the face part of the helmet, not the helmet entirely, dipshit
I'm about to have 690 keys pure if a trade goes through, what's a cool unusual I could get with that? I don't have a way to cash this out into real people money.
>>487278483you wouldn't be able to see the head from the back or side
>>487275686it's like an exact replica of a prop of a helmet from a historically inaccurate commiewood movie
>>487278346>>487278330>>487278326have I've been memed into oblivion then?Soldier is one of my least played classes and one of the reasons is that everytime i tried to play it I couldn't rocket jump for shit
>>487276838>posting on 4chan>a specific niche board on 4chan>having a lifelol
There’s only one scrumpy leftMedics screaming all in our ears like we’re deafUber me, do a number on the sentryFrag all they MVPs and drink’em under the tableLike “They’re gonna glue you back together, in HELL”
>>487276502>headshotting either of these spastic fucks when they're jumping around like crack addicts, even with the lucksmannot habbening :DD
>>487278615Do you not have a PayPal so you can accept payment from someone wanting to buy the pure Keys?
>>487278753rolling out to mid 2 seconds earlier doesn't really matter outside of 6s
>>487278753if you don't like to rocketjump, just equip the concheror or battalion's. hell, the latter is like meta for attack/defend maps and even payload
Whoever designed burghusen fucked up big time.Medieval mode has no crowd control, it's just people flinging themselves at eachother and wildly swinging. DeGroot Keep is well designed because it staunches the constant flow of players onto the point by dividing them and giving them a limited amount of time to attack.
God should let me win the lottery because I deserve it
>>487274016oh god, you dont think he uhhh...
If God had wanted you to win he would not have created gambling addiction!
>>487279254yes, he became a sniper main
>>487278615you could get keys and sell them for steam money then buy gamesfor hats, you can get a decent molten mallard in that rangeor you could wait for scream fortress and if there's an effect you like buy it, new effects are really cheap
>>487274998>they all have super expensive unusuals as wellwhy is it like this?
>>487279254The yomps supply is running low…
>>487279254Yep, I'm afraid another froyo member "suicided"
>>487278084it's soldier, its always been soldier
>>487279348>new effects are really cheaplollmao>>487279380furries are mentally ill and will spend their money on shit like fursuits and then default on their rent, have their heating & water turned off, and lose their car
>>487279056this but replace god with women and win the lottery with have sex with them
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FFOUR0TOUR
I've been playing on and off tf2 since like 2013 and one problem I always had, which I can't fix for my fucking life, is that it seems like I can't aim at all.I don't know whats the reason, but while it doesn't happen to me in other games it seems like in tf2 I can't hit anything and i miss almost every shot I make, and I ended up gravitating and playing mostly only classes that don't need to aim to be played well, with precision, like engineer or medic. I feel like playing sniper is like absolutely fucking impossible in this game, like I can't ever hit a single shot
>>487279637https://www.nerfnow.com/comic/820/commentsF 4 NOW
>>487279639protip bodyshots will get you a kill on half the classes and an assist on the other half (just headshot the heavy Im sure you can do at least that)
>>487271397
pls f4 i'll carry you through the mission effortlessly
>>487267212he commented on every inferno weapon besides the gas passer and hot hand, probably just doesnt think of them like most players
>>487279814you don't get itI can't bodyshot either
>>487279639sameit really sucks because I wanna use the amby but everyone moves so muchidk how people do this shit consistently
>>487279968then just play pyro or soldier, or engineer (the turret aims for you)
>>487277378
do you guys honestly believe what robin walker's son said about the future of the game in an interview? sounds like a genuine "my dad works for valve" moment
>>487279706>The Everything,man>almost 12 years ago>Holly! she's showing her breasts off to us...>I LOVE YOU ENGI! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ENGILEENA!!!>No fence Engileena,>HEY ENGI YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ANYTIME YOU LIKE OK!!!>''sinister laugh like Deadpool'' Look out B,A,a'n,V here I come!!!!!!!!
>>487280298I don't know, I haven't watched it.
>>487280298what did he say?
>>487280032oh trust me, I can be a good engineer, but it still fucking sucks
nerfnow was always shit and ugly
>>487279961forgot image>>487279639I showed a top 20 OW Widow main some tf2 gameplay for the first time and he said "what the fuck" since everyone moves really fast and their models move a lot
For me it was 24/7 Nighteam 2fort
For me it's the Furrypound
>>487280414>fastpath
>>487279706Heavy Update soon.
>>487280032pyro and soldier still require aiming>>487280417nah, though I find it funny how even though he's been doing it for almost 20 years, he still makes ESLisms
>>487280414>>487280598Isn't fastpath just made of bots?There are all these servers with exactly 7/24 players all the time; those are all fake bots right?
>>487280608tf2 on console was never updated because xbox wanted to people buy the updates like if it was dlc and valve said fuck that
>>487280783>things that never happened
>>487280783I thought it was because Valve had to pay an expensive fee to ship updates as well?
>>487280843>>487280920sorry i was wrong, i meant that microsoft wanted to charge valve for updatesstill, was about money
>>487280417his artstyle and his english have definitely gotten worse, somehow
>>487280398that they're pretty much planning a new renaissance for the game if everything goes smoothly. MVM not included, though
>>487280298I don’t trust Cipherlock, he’s a compulsive liar>Dude I’m talking with a Valve employee ask your questions and subscribe! Oh never mind he bailed at the last second>I have sources that the summer update will come out next wee-oh it didn’t>Yeah so this guy I’m talking to is totally Robin Walker’s son and he said they have something big planned for TF2
how fast would i get kicked from servers if i put either>#transrightsor#BLMin my name?
>>487281389>Dude I’m talking with a Valve employee ask your questions and subscribe! Oh never mind he bailed at the last secondoh, that's the same faggot? nevermind then
>>487281327new renaissance aka another try at forcing competetive
>>487280756>>487280598it was years ago, I promise it was real players
>>487281403literally none, tourist
>>487281403Just rename yourself "Mechinator".
>>487280970didn't playstation also charge publishers for updating games aswell on the ps3? eitherway consoles really shot themself in the foot there with online multiplayer market while steam became king from how easy and free it is
>>487281403I've had #BLM in my name and no one cared.
>>487281461they didn't bother to even try back in 2016 when competitve probably was at its peak in terms of general audience, at most they'll update the 6v6 mode a bit
>spend like an hour on one mission of mvm>ticket not consumed, no progress towards tourand thats how i immediately sold all of the rest of my mvm ticketsfuck that slow ass mode playing for fucking pennies i could gamble in real life and use my time more wisely, it's more fun to kill players than actual literal bots that you can still lose to because someone genuinely fell the fuck asleep
Imagine of the 64x update was actually just for a new console port.
>>487281403nobody cares about BLM, its understood to be a memetransrights is definitely banworthy because shitposting trannies being horrible and a nuisance on games and the internet actually exist (unlike blm activists) to the point that people don't find funny even those who are doing it as a joke/meme
>>487281850medic's shield was a mistake
>>487281513The PS3 port was outsourced to EA UK and it was already late (PS3 TF2 was essentially a prerelease version of TF2 released in December 2007). I'm pretty sure it was dead on arrival.
>>4872818502 things most likely happened, either1) you already had done that mission (unless it's a fresh tour)2) the lobby got destroyed, which means it wont count, usually happens if connection to server fucks up or something, not too sure.
>koth is my favorite gamemode>lakeside my favorite map>never find games in casualfuck
biggest load of shit in this game is unironically scorch shot into axtinguisher
>got a prem participation medalim a fucking GOD
>>487282453is does less dmg than just holding m1
mge medal.................................
>>487283008that russian dipped or got drafted and diedyou're never getting mge medal
biggest load of shit is right here *spreads ass*
>still no strange hot field-tested sand cannonim so freaking mad..
implying you would be able to afford it lol
implying i wouldnt be able to afford it lol
>>487283008>giving a russian money
>>487283868i participated THO
>>487283998>participation medalwow you're so damn good
>>487284084I don't care I just want ze medal
what is this and why were you talking about it last thread
>>487283998how far did you get, previous seasons only gave participant medal to people who made it to play-off (idk why he named them participant whent hey are playoffs medals) so if you didn't get to play offs you wouldnt get any anyway
>>487284408its just porn who gives a shitfuck off
>>487284408
>>487284437nobody got the medals (or prizes for that matter)
still want the source of this black loli scout cosplaying pic
i want to smash my brain and skull into small pieces
>>487284517>>487284618yeah no shit, what of
>>487285207iirc someone commisioned animations of their tf2 oc with self-made unusual effect
>>487285371not self-made, was frostbite
>>487285428oops, well then either way its just some animation porn with their oc and a tf2 hat so...nothing groundbreaking
>>487285560Indeed.
posting crops of it as if anybody gave a shit or wanted to see it
you being angry about it means she won
lol
well whatever it was, it wasn't uploaded to to rule34 so i no longer care
>>487286487This, the Bible says humility is a virtue. It's like when your wife cheats in you, you should accept it with a smiling face.
>>487286656>wife cheats on youif its a black guy then it's a win.
>>487276838ive never seen a longer string of cope in my life, you must be a very pleasant person
>>487286656I main medic btw
>>487284757i want this tooanon was in a bad mood that day and didn't gib me sauce
>>487284757here https://files.catbox.moe/ex8x8o.mp4
>>487287346uqwgebnomkplzxcln sdolk cp´m,v/v~l,f,]z~;ç][qzadafsdgç;bz12#vbaaa
>>487276998Ugly ass armsAnd I'm not saying just because they're black
>odyssoi turns into dustbowl last point after capping >BLU automatically losesvery epic map
>>487287958it's to balance BLU automatically winning on wutville
why do these new maps have a white spherical mesh that forms around you when viewed at certain angles
>>487278753Rocket jumping is great fun, but just hitting people with rockets is enough. >>487279639I just blame ping, all the hits an weapons have moments where they either didn't hit and should have or hit and didn't look anywhere near the model.
>>487279639Play QL or CPMAYou will suffer but you WILL get good.
>>487284408>>487285207https://files.catbox.moe/qfpbqu.mp4its nothing really special, the guy who commissioned it also deleted the hat out of embarrassment when the postnut clarity hit
>>487291284christ it's so fucking stupid and out of placeit would be funny if what you said was true though
>>487291284>guy is literally fucking the hatlike. ok what? fine you like having your oc in tf2 outfits but sexing the hat itself lolwutactual hat fucker
>>487291498shut up cheater pedophile
>>487291284I wonder what type of hat even is thisi know the effect is frostbite but what about the hat
>>487291284Are trader mains normally like this?
>>487291652I think it's the coldsnap cap painted white
>>487278403Well, it would be fitting for ChadusianRapper.
>>487288782megaton doesn't have this problem
>>487291652It could be a white painted napper's respite or fuck knows however many billions of beanies in the game it could be based on
>>487291807yup, it looks like it
so who was the actual owner of that hat? wonder what their steam profile was like
>>487291868nah, even if youi repaint napper's respite the stripes are still on, so it's the coldsnap cap
>>487292134this guy https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198109141608
>>487292543also clarification the hat wasn't deleted, it was traded.
>check backpacktf for the frostbite coldsnapcap>they're 420 keysfuck
>>487292543No actually I think it's this guy:https://steamcommunity.com/id/ProSkillsAndFunnyDude
>>487292543>stopped playing tf2 completely and switched to cs2 to start a new lifeouch, that post-nut must have hit hard
>good tiercachoeira, just a solid koth map with a wacky spawn>solid tiermegaton, summer harvest, enough said>C tierburghausen, new medieval maps are nice, dunno why it's split into 3 stagesatom smash, pretty good map, suffers a bit from the lack of bottomless picovergrown, fun map, bonus points for the wacky train, would be good tier if the visuals weren't fucking hideous to look at>capture 3 points and last becomes impossible tierhadal, why capture A-C when it makes the point that matters infinitely harder to capture?odyssey, why do map makers feel the need to re-invent the wheel? just make a pl map that doesn't turn into the last point of dustbowl last second>stalemate tiermlp map, it's comfy and stalematey just like 2fort, with the added hugeness of doublecrosscanaveral, should've picked the 3cp version, otherwise it's alright>kill yourself tierembargo
>>487292543Maybe unusuals do give people autism afterall.
Defend this.
>>487292543based to cringe to based pipeline is real
im so bored that im playing tf2holy shit
>>487292543>pumpkin moon patriot's peakcringe
if the last digit is divisable by 3 I'm buying an unusual from the steam marketif last digit is divisable by 2, I'm opening 10 casesif last digit is only divisable by itself, I'm not doing anythingif last digit is 0, I'm DELETING an unusual from my inventory
>>487293106I like i but they really should have made the paintable area either the undershirt or the tie
>>487293805>doing nothingbased
>>487293805last 2 digits is the number of the 1(one) case/crate you'll open
>>487294265;)
>>487294453nice
>>487277479>its not a REAL HELMET, chuddy!>well, youre autistic for knowing that its real, FUCK YOU!embarassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QGKe2WLi4Apparently the GRU is still good..? Who knew.
>>487292543>togaASS taste
>>487294453>>487294265>>487294604
>>487294453NOOOOOO!!!! NO!! STOP!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BOYCOTT THE GAME
>>487292543>queen of spades symbol on this particular avatar
>>487294638>literally everyone who has played heavy found this out 0.5 seconds after the update actuall dropped
>>487294685better than the mf doom slop
>>487294614>so mad he felt the need to reply HOURS later
>>487294638heavy does not have many optionsbefore the nerf it was fos and gruafter the nerf it's still fos and gruit still didn't deserve the nerf
>>487294762https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Sir%20Bloody%20Loudmouth%20Darryl%20%7C%20The%20Professionalsget your mind out of the gutter, outside your gooner discord the rest of the world still sees the ace of spade as a cool symbol
>valve knew they fucked up with the GRU nerf because they kept the balanced GRU on the mvm bots while the players got fucked over
>Burly Beast is $100 (45+ keys) now...>Girlfriend wants onefuck my disgusting life
>>487295519Should have ripped your shirt on the spot and said "You got a burly beast right here babe"
>>487295620Wouldnt stop her from wanting more tf2 cosmetics to dress up all cute in game
TF2 really is just a barbie simulator but for men
>>487295508>sandman scout bots got the nerf making them a complete joke in mvmI guess it depends on the nerf, bot hoard that gets their hp drained wouldnt be as fun to shoot as bots with minicrits
>>487293382why
>>487294685nice
>>48729504What if we got a Heavy v. Spy Update and gave the heavy more options?
>>487296084awful hat and awful effect that is way too big and just terrible
>>487296180shit unusuals are based thoughmy dream one is a bubbling top knot/toupee for heavy, a class I never play because he's SHIT without a pocket, and I do not ever want to associate myself with baggers
funny knife
>button for spy to walk at his regular speed while disguised>button for spy to lock his disguise's orientation while being able to look somewhere else while running>spy no longer loses movement speed when walking backwards while disguisedI want these to be added to the game. Also I don't know if you lose speed while strafing but if that's the case then the last point also applies
>>487292543which website is that
>>487296675think you only lose speed when backpedaling, i.e. whenever S is heldwhich brings to mind people keep saying spy is faster than pyro so he can get away, except pyro is still faster when you're backpedaling and if you run away not facing him you're asking to get gunned down
>>487295519hit the gym bozo
Who can I watch for advice on amby spy? No, starykrow does not count, he's an aimbotter or signed a deal with the devil to be good at spy in exchange for being obsessed with futa or something
>>487297102You're telling me this entire time I've been obsessed with futa for free?????
>>487296974I have a burly and hairy chest doe, she wants the cosmetic...
>>487297910prove it
>>487294887the emporium mafia doesn't want you to see this one
>girlfriend wants me to buy a strange Desk Engineer for her it's over...
>girlfriend (formerly male)
>>487292543need that patriot peak girl to boss me around and call me pathetic
>>487292808"Welcome to my steam profil.I play to... I don't even know how many games i play...That's why i got these skills in FPS and arcades games.My favorites Games:DOOMFive Night At Freddy (1,2,3,4,5,6,UCN)Garry's Mod (and every HL)SourceFilmMaker...Even though isn't a game."Wow, for a guy who plays so many games, he sure can't name 5 without naming one that isn't even a game.
I can't play soldier for the life of meUnless I'm on a tight map I can't hit anything and it feels like my only opponents are faggot airblast pyros or people who jump around and strafe all the time like they're on adderall
>>487298351Should have shown your trans and bisexual pride flags on the spot and said "You got a strange desk engineer right here babe"
>>487298772bo sinn DEEZ NUTS
>>487298509me...
No. This can't be it. It's all shit. Where's the war paint? There has to be a part 2. They're saving it for the Heavy update.
>>487298351>>487298509She's not a troon sorry guys>>487298039not a slut sorry pal
>>487297102Woolensleevelet used to do a lot of Amby spy but he kind of stopped when he playtested ranges and realized that barring one perfect sweet spot that's really hard to do in a real scenario, the revolver is always better, but he might still be decent to look at for his older videos
>still nothing from b4nny after losing on lanBig bro actually killed himself lmao
>>487299125>S-She's not a troon... ;( She's trans!!1!1suuure
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>487298759>unless I'm on a tight map I can't hit anythingSoldier isn't a long ranged class, your ideal fight range is short to mid range where it's practically impossible to miss. Barring airstrafers, you should be getting close to the people you're trying to kill not only for an easier time hitting them but for damage ramp up. You can rocket jump to close gaps but if someone is outside of your ideal range don't even bother engaging, try baiting them near you or fight in a smaller area. Every map has somewhere smaller you can fight so you can just take control of that. And of course, again rocket jumping just to gap close which is why those adderall junky gunboats soldiers who just jump around actually get kills because they're putting themselves in good, easy range plus the ambush angle. I think the takeaway is to try to fight people close enough where you can't miss, because other classes will just abuse your inability to fight at a longer range hard if you don't
>had a dream where I got a tribal chief with the legioneer effect in the summer case and it looked really fucking coolClearly it's a sign to open more cases
>>487299390this but soundsmith
>>487299286B4nny, I know you never been a fan of meEver since you saw that killcam with me dominatingStop hating, and go wash your pizza faceOf all the TF2 players, you're the biggest disgraceNot everybody who beats you is cheating, dudeGo get a therapist to work on that attitude.-VenusianRapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4lk5uhpcE0
>>487299035Bbbbrrrr skibidi dop dop yes yes
>>487273171you're fucking retarded, this is an argument valve uses themselves when talking about CSGO skins, a game where weapon readability at close range is infinitely less important than it is for TF2. It's why they chose skins over new weapon meshses. If they thought it was a problem in CS, they clearly thought it was a problem for TF2.https://youtu.be/gd_QeY9uATA?t=484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ8ob5uiWBI
>tf2 players are getting gfsits so over for me bros
boycott this*transforms into a furry fempyro*
>>487299389Sorry to break it to you... But, yeah she's got the female organs and everything...
>>487300148Free skin lmao? It's not free
>>487300148please go back
>>487300148>le shit take painting
By adding the decal convar, Valve declared that decals are kosher after all, so can we have a stencil system for weapons?>1 color stencil>created by drawing it with an in-game UI>variety of "brushes" available (normal, scratches, etc.)>can upload a picture, but only to use as a reference for your drawing>every weapon, and I mean EVERY weapon including obscure shit like Big Kill, has a preset position for a stencil to be applied, visible in the player pov
>>487300171axe wound is not a female organ, sweetie
>>487292543Ooh I should commission some pixel art of my main loadouts. That'd be fire
>>487299576reupload it so it's not age restrictedtoo lazy to sign incaptcha: YTVAX
>>487300415you should commission a salad
>>487300493audibly kek'd
>>487300493I'd just end up paying extra for a ton of delicious croutons
>>487300632I am scared, you maggots.
>its okay im a fat greasy mexicanwhy are you like this
>>487300030fat furry fempyro*
>>487300148but it's not free
>>487300797he has adopted all the poor characteristics of being an amerishart
>>487300148>you downloadedbut I didn't download it, steam did that automatically and tf2 wouldn't let me play if I don't have the latest version
>>487299286
>>487301269>didn't take a single sipfucking pussy
>>487299547Is b4nny secretly a rage baby? When i watch his stream I feel like he wants to tell his teammates to kill themselves but he holds back
>>487301235>racism outside of /b/
>>487301358pls, at his age a single hangover can fuck you up until the next day
>>487300797I'm not worried, once November 6 come, they'll be gone.
>>487299286>>487299547>>487301269dude not funnyif b4nny actually kills himself who will be /ourguy/
>>487300148>"man, why don't people like us more? Must be because we haven't made ourselves the center of attention ENOUGH.">uses fucking Rockwell and epic boomer memes to try and make the problem about YOU, the person that doesn't like trannies trying to sneak their idealogical symbology into everything they touch>"you chose to play the game with the snuck in fag flag, so really it's your fault.">u/impressivePoop1984People really need to stop giving these retards power of any kind. Every time they get any power, they do stupid shit like this and still try and act like the victim. At least the faggot that killed creator updates for cosmetics owned up to being the problem, even if he did still try and shift the ultimate blame onto valve with his "valve should have paid more attention, lmao." bullshit.
>>487301641Unironically, I want him to do it, fuck him
>>487301641drinking the b4cket would have given him unlimited fragging power it's his fault
(Voice) b4nny: SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>487301641>who will be /ourguy/...I can... you following me camera guy? because it's about to get furious
>>487301641Zesty, duh
>>487301915The pug that broke b4nny.
>>487301641https://vocaroo.com/495zSQq6cJB
>>487300310i understand you're addicted to porn and probably only think about penises but you're just wrong, have a good day!
>>487301358you can see the liquid level has decreased noticeably>>487301408>secretly>>487301416never mattered, you might as well report people for trolling lol>>487301641we already don't have any, so nothing will changeyou parasocial retards will latch onto the next eceleb you think is omega based for being able to pubstomp
>>487301408>secretlysomeone post the video of his melty of losing a scrim
>>487301563That’s what they said last time.
>>487301042You would imagine so since I was born and raised in New York
>>487302231>someone post the video of his melty of losing a scrimok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw
>>487302231I wanna see
>>487302231that's every video of scrims
>>487272354Zesty is retarded because the problem with that hat is not the fact that it's a reference to MF DOOM (which could also pass a Roman gladiator reference). The problem is that the hat looks like absolute shit in-game
>>487302568b4nny when the doctor tells him he can't eat 7 burgers a day if he wants to live past 50
>>487302984what do you mean? it's all shiny and silver in game, look >>487272036
>>487294928not the same guy, schizo, maybe thats why its hours later. use your head
>>487303207Fempyro needs an ass sitting taunt. Like she takes out a piece of paper that says "Your face" on it and then sits on it.
>>487303308
>>487303690FALSE ADVERTISING
2 chicken leg, bubble butt pyros
>>487303690I mean it's alright, not the same shiny as the thumbnail (if you looked at the screenshot on the workshop page (which you have to if you want to vote) it's not shiny there either) but it's not terrible
>>487302128>never mattered, you might as well report people for trolling lolIt literally got deleted <3I doubt you will reply to me now, sweetie!
>>487303690This looks completely fine.
>>487302984The "mf doom" mask is just the helmet from gladiator with the rest of the helmet cut off.Frankly I'm more surprised that valve added an essentially 1:1 copy of the helmet from the movie than some low effort retard faggot making it and trying to make it popular by referencing some rapper most people don't give a shit about. Especially considering that they made a point to say "no references to widely known ips" when they launched the workshop. I'm not, however, shocked that someone's epic idea for an item was "this exact item from a movie".
how to #fix all the summer maps:>applejackmake the house in the middle a control point and make it koth>canaveralmake it 3cp>cachoiera turn the spawns 180 degrees>megatonremove sniper>overgrown, atom smash & odysseyredo the graphics>hadalmake the final point go down with each capture instead of up>burghausen combine the stages into one stage>embargodelete it
>>487304293>Remove sniperJust dodge, you have four keys try pressing more than 1 at a time.
>>487304270We have a Mario hat.
>>487302984>>487303690https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3032849097Looks the same as the ads?
>>487304293>overgrown, atom smash & odyssey>redo the graphicsHoly faggotry, go play Sunshine if you want all the maps to look the same.
>>487304450Sure, but that at least was changed to have an "E" on it, and was otherwise just a flat cap and mustache. If wasn't a very distinct helmet design that didn't exist prior to the original, copied essentially 1:1. The Mario hat is just a reference. The demo hat is just "helmet from a movie, put on the black character as a reference to a rapper".At least said rapper "modified" it by cutting off the rest of the helmet and turning it into a mask.
>>487304270more people care about mf doom than the movie gladiator
>>487304270No? It's based on Dr. Doom's mask. Where are people getting this gladiator shit from?
there should've been a xavier renegade angel cosmetic when they did the adult swim promos
>>487301416summeroid
>>487305060MF DOOM's original mask was based off Doctor Doom, yes. The revamped mask is from the film Gladiator
>>487305134jannies listened anyway <3 cheers!
>>487304293>make canaveral 3cpdogshit, fundamentally broken. you can have your slopperhouse>turn applejack into kothharvest already exists
>>487304214way too brown, looks almost like copper
>>487305060that MASK looks nothing like the HELMET in game unlike this HELMET >>487304270 which looks 1:1 to the one in game except it's rusty instead of shiny
>>487305364It looks darker in the preview because the lighting is fucked.
why can't i do cool stabs like the guys on youtubemy enemies don't move like theirs do
>>487304631>go play sunshinesunshine looks good.
>>487305508You're starting to realize that spy only works against new players.
>>487305492I guess the lighting must be fucked on canaveral too then?
>>487305565but the enemies they kill have hats
>>487305134Racism isn't allowed here newfag, get your post deleted
>>487305546It's pretty but very dull.>>487305661Either way, it's not a big deal.
>>487305682Maybe I should have said "bad players". But in any case if you get trick stabbed it means you were doing something dumb 99% of the time.
>>487304560Most workshoppers don't bother with in-game screenshots whenever they publish their items. I wish more people would start calling them out on this.
>silver on ad>copper ingameits like if you order a burger and you get only the patty
>first the faggot lost argument about the helmet not being realistic or whatever>now he's "UHH THE COLORS ARE UHH BAD"lol
>>487305060
>>487303690>he doesn't know loadout.tf is missing the phong shader that's in-game
>>487306330the colors ARE bad though
>>487306330smells like bait and pure autism, ignore him if he's this stubborn
>>487306130Hlmv is for all intents and purposes "in game". Not representative of how it will look on any specific map or lighting situation, but rendered exactly the same way albeit with "ideal" lighting.
>>487306432>>487305661
>>487306330It does honestly look like shit and the colors ARE bad but the people saying its bad because its a reference are fucking morons.
>>487306330it looks like shit tho
>>487305682Hats =/= Good. I've seen it so many times first hand as a Medic looking for people to give my Kritz charge too. Unusual Heavy or Demo wearers would be good, you think, but they're dogshit 85% of the time. They buy the hats before getting good at the classes when it should always be the other way around
>>487307283Shut the fuck up queer
tbf you're dogshit yourself>inb4 pics of you topscoring against f2psit means nothing
>it's an MF doom ref- ACK!
>>487307502it's named after one of his albums (vaudeville villain, vaudeville visor) so it is a reference
>>487307502it literally is if you look at the name and workshop thumbnail dumb cocvk sucker
>>487307359I'm a heterosexual man. I just happen to be a little flamboyant, is all390I don't have many of my top score screenshots here on my phone anyway since I'm out and about with my girl. You can tune into the streams and see for yourself how excellent I am :)
>>487307502but it is a mf doom reference, stop denying it you retard
>i'm out with my girl hehe>spends his time phoneposting on 4chanthat is genuinely pathetic, then i remember what you actually look like and i die even more on the inside.
>it's not an MF DOOM ref- AIEEEEEE MY NEOVAGINA!!!
Wake me up when they add the Sutton Hoo helmet as a cosmetic
>>487307652>>487307659>>487307802oh? it is? why uh.... hmm.... why does it look more like a helmet from the movie than a mask from the rapper then? huh? what's up with that? if it's referencing X then why does it look more like Y? huh... that's.... interesting...
>>487307694
>>487307985because DOOM literally bought his a gladiator mask from like party city or some shit
>>487307652That's not an MF DOOM album, silly. That's a Viktor Vaughn album! I'm more of a King Geedorah guy myself :)820Aren't I such a cutie pie?
>>487307901>no spikes>no hair thing on topyou might want to delete this one bro, it's a really bad self-own
obese hamplanet talking
>>487307985Nigga the thumbnail of the cosmetic that got accepted is LITERALLY a MF DOOM reference, see >>487307901
>>487308150it's made to look like a stickybomb
>>487307951They already added the coolest medieval helmet. Incorrectly named a bucket helm. While the correctly named helmet is actually a basinet.
for me it's the spiral sallet
>>487308041You can go back and check the archives where I posted our photo booth pictures and the TF2 vinyl
>>487308448i miss spiral knights
how can you let yourself get that fat, how are you not miserable with your existence
>>487308246I guess they did the same thing in the gladiator 2000 then, you know, the movie that came out... 7 years before tf2? weird that they would reference a game that wasn't even out yet...
for me it's no cosmetics... the bloodshed is all the more righteous when made by an anonymous hero
>>487305863>very dulldesert theme praised, alpine theme shit on despite being made in 2008
>>487308686they had stickybombs in ancient rome
>>487308732do you mean to say sunshine is alpine? isn't it set on the coast?
>>487308650I remember my biggest issue being the retarded energy system, and apparently that hasn't been in place since 2013.Maybe I'll check it out again at some point.
>>487308650i'm sad and miffed that the rarest achievements on my steam account are STILL 5 spiral knights achievements (i played the game for upwards of six hours)
>>487308150its not that deep>mf doom mask that only covers the face would look like shit ingame and wouldnt go with anything>creator turned it into an entire helmet, used the origin of the mf doom mask, which is an entire helmet, as a reference, to make an entire helmetyipee now you can make a gladiator/warrior set with it because it looks like a gladiator helmet. if youre retarded, that is, because it still looks like shit
>>487308963I dropped the game because the devs were massive jews and you'd hit a massive road block after x hours where you were either forced to grind a million hours or fork over ze money, I loved the game but it can honestly stay gone if the same people are still managing it
>>487308989play an indie game with less than 100 reviews ez pz
>>487308943it uses alpine textures and assets, its practically alpine
>>487310080yeah thats true
Funny how another influential tranny has been exposed for grooming children yet you fags still say "nooo it's just a flag that represents us!"
sir, the 10th gaben thumbnail has droped...
>>487308650I mean it hasn't actually gone anywhere. If you've been playing tf2 for the past 8 years would spiral knights really be any different?
>>487310432He's not evil, he's simply enacting Justice
>>487304195demoman is a nigger nigger nigger, and so are you!btw janny reading this, about actually clearing out the shitposters spamming tranny porn
Funny how first autists were butthurt that applejack is TOTALLY(100%) not a MLP reference while it was literally confirmed by the creator himselfnow they seethe about the gladiator hat not being a MF DOOM reference even though the name of the hat and the fucking model says so
>>487311178>the model (that looks more like a movie reference) says soapplejack is an mlp map however
283try not sucking as medicyou're not supposed to uber people when their mags are empty
>>487311425the name says so. noone cares about that movie anon
>>487310435The equivalent in tf2 would be if you were forced to unbox a case every 10 frags
>>487312104the model says it is. no one cares about the name of a victor vaughn album anon
>it might look and bark like a dog>but I NAMED it after a cat!!
>>487312201(\
can't you guys ever behave
>>487312343never talk to my bee again
>>487312343>nonono the hat that looks like the mask associated only with mf doom for the last 10 years, the hat being named after one of his albums and wearable only on the one black man in the game, is DEFINITELY not an mf doom reference>its apples and oranges brodisingenuous.
>>487311178>>487312159>>487312201>>487312348oh my godSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>487312239the mask probably looked like shit which is why the workslopper decided to make it an entire helmet, modeling it after the helmet that mf doom turned into his iconic mask
>>487312636i like your bee
>>487312823TF2ISNEUTRALEARTHYCOLORSYOU FUCKINGMORONFUCKINGSATURATEDMORONS
>>487313153this but unironically
>>487312865wrong. why would the model look like shit on demo and not look like shit on the rappist
>>487313153honestly hes true, thats the one thing that sets tf2 apart from every other cartoony game on the market. every other games environments are just as saturated as the character
>>487313153hes right tho
pyro needs more voicelines
>>487312823bad bunny really let himself go
>>487313295>>487313365>>487313186Neutral Tones>>487313426>>487313369Overly saturated.
>>487312157You mean the whole energy thing? I haven't played the game in a few years myself but I thought the whole energy Gate system was gone.
>>487313261honestly i dont knowits either that or the dude was betting on it being used as a demoknight gladiator cosmetic, because the mask alone would probably work well with a hatoption c:the workslopper is a marketing genius and wanted that helmet from his favorite movie to be added to the game, and just used mf doom as a way to get voted
>>487313490I'm serious, every class got a gorillion cart voicelines and cringe comp voicelines.they should have committed wjth pyro, its the same VA for spy anyway
>>487310432It's so fucking cringy lol
DOOM literally bought a gladiator mask from gladiator the movie you fucking retards"is it gladiator mask or MF DOOM mask?" both because it's the same thing
>>487313947it's a fucking mf doom mask you mouthbreathing autistic mongoloid there is nothing to debate
>>487313947the gladiator one is a helmet while the doom one is a mask though
>>487314143that's what I said and you didn't capitalize it
who cares
>>487314175just like the helmet in game demo just got that's a gladiator reference
spy as a class and the whole practice of trickstabs and theory behind them are honestly an incredible thing and I feel blessed to be playing a game as great as Team Fortress 2, where in any other game the spy would have been castrated 7 times already, with backstabs removedinsane to me that people can look at them and be like "nooo it's all interp all these spies are cheating actually ahaha"
>"when people get a headshot from long distances they are expecting a sniper, not a spy"There's pro snipers that can do really good headshots at close range, so if I get headshot by a sniper at a close distance, was I expecting a spy?
>>487315827>t. interp abusing troon
>>487315827spy is already castrated by design and thats why you play him in an unintended way
>>487315986maybe overwatch is more your speed, kid
>>487315827It's not cheating but it's extremely easy to counter. Just...don't get close to the spy. And yes, lag does make it easier to trick stab because of how interpolation and lag compensation works.
spy is a marvel of design and part of tf2's soul and you're a comptranny for thinking otherwise
>NOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOO you're playing the game wrong!!!!
It's b4nny still the greatest Tf2 player of all time or would you say he's washed?
He's cheating!https://dn720408.ca.archive.org/0/items/venusianrapper-complete-archive/222.TF2%20Cringe%20-%20Closet%20Cheater%20TheNeonSpark%20Gets%20Bullied%20%5BgvMEH98VctM%5D.mp4
>>487316486His teammates hold him back. He is the GOAT and no one is close.
kunai? more like troonai
>>487316385>spy is such an unique and amazing class, i love <unintended bug>t. runs around as scout or medic instead of trying to blend in with disguises
>>487316486is*
>>487310345you mean Chris/Kris Tyson?imo the whole mrbeast gang feels like they have a secret epstein basement on their own while they out the most obvious and "least important to their team" members
>>487316486b4nny ate too much of yomps...
sniper as a class and the whole practice of headshots and theory behind them are honestly an incredible thing and I feel blessed to be playing a game as great as Team Fortress 2, where in any other game the sniper would have been castrated 7 times already, with headshots removedinsane to me that people can look at them and be like "nooo it's all aimbot all these snipers are cheating actually ahaha"
>>487316581he objectively is unique and trickstabs existing only push that point further
>>487292543Is that fucking Panty Anarchy
Heavy shoots trans bullets so he can turn team into girls so he can SEX
771he's so mad ahahahahah
spydditor cope
>>487316802>Lag compensation is uniqueI think games had it before tf2
remove random crits from all non-stock melees
remove random crits
remove
>>487316486motherfucker swapped to spy, stabbed a single scout and died to a sentry
>kill clock doesn't show up for the knife unless you're inspecting itWow, guess the "australium or decorated" dilemma is solved here
>>487316581>baiting people into being able to stab their backs is an unintended bugshitters will jump through any mental hoop to justify dying to the weakest class
>nearly every weapon that has guaranteed crits/minicrits has random crits disabled>except the direct hit because soldier can't have any weaknesses
>>487317512Mad scout main
>>487317564If he was a scout main, a direct hit rocket being a crit wouldn't make a difference
>>487317512tbf soldier has the highest skill ceiling
>click on enemy's front>get a backstab because of broken interpolation abuse>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GET BAITED XD!!!!!
if the direct hit is the tryhard weapon of choice how come everyone uses stock anyways huh?huh?
>>487317564shut up pedophile cheater.
delete tf2put a child lock on steamif a boomer parent can figure it out, so can youwhenever you feel like playing tf2, exercise insteadif you still have the urge afterwards, use your imagination and take a cold shower after you're done
>>487317512what about the kgb
>players with a lot of hours and practice can consistently pull it off better than newbies, even the ones who try doing it>ummmmmmm it's not a skill it's random okay?
>>487313153bro your painterly textures?
>>487316539not watching 30 minutes of sloppy talkdo a tl;dr
I removed Tf2 from my PC because of Odyssey being a dogshit map
>>487317492>you die to it if you think its retardedyeah yeah whatever go run straight at me with 70 health because stealths too hard for you, im sure todays your day
>>487299390this but soldier
>>487317756A child lock for this would be fantastic since it's a Rated M for Mature game and kids still fucking flood the servers
erectin' an estrogen dispenser
>>487318248thanks
>>487316802>not disguises>not cloaking>not sneaking around>not sapping>but buggy hit detection is the greatest example of why spy is so uniqueok.
>>487318248https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7a/Heavy_taunts13.wav
>>487318317if you can point to the post where i said "not" to any of these that'd be great
But what if...an item can be more than ONE reference???
>>487317664You mean Scout. Explosive spam isn't a skill.
>>487317664>click floor>get killcool "skill" ceiling
erectin' an testerone dispenser
engineer has the highest ceiling because he's the shortest character
>>487318646Thanks brah!
Heavy, Engineer, or Soldier to main?I don't care about strengths or weaknesses, I just can't decide.
>>487318418>spy as a class and the whole practice of trickstabs and theory behind them are honestly an incredible thing and I feel blessed to be playing a game as great as Team Fortress 2you dont have to say "not x" if you shine light specifically on trickstabs, its clear thats what you value most and not the things that really make spy unique
>>487318760>I imagined a different intepretation to what you've actually said therefore you're wrongit's called schizoaffective paranoia
What's the next step of his master plan?
>>487318420impossible!
>>487318886abuse his medic boyfriend
>>487317883honestly trickstabbing just made spies rely on knives too much and not enough on the revolvers, these dudes are free kills 90% of the time because its instakill or bust for them, like dude you are 20 feet away from me and bhop doesnt do shit in tf2, so stop hopping around and shoot me
>>487318871>trickstabbing is so amazing spy is so cool because of trickstabbing>so thats what you like most about spy right>youre making shit up, schizo
I wanted to experiment with increased timescale MGE but my friend canceled on me... I have 1.5 hours of serverme hosting left, please hop on if you're euro>connect elzas.fakkelbrigade.eu:27125; password "yamaha"
>>487319210there's a very clear AND in that sentence that you quoted
>>487319297yeah yeah buddy you focused way more on trickstabbing, i know what kind of man you really are. im shooting any friendly scout i see.
Why would anyone ever use this? What instance of the game would ever benefit from having a "grrr i'm annoyed" paid animation?
>>487319654just consume dont think
>>487319654I don't care about that but I do care that the animation looks like fucking dogshit
>>487319654an alternative to ragequitting
>>487318886eating this plane. with no survivors
>>487299390Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. ERP with pyro posters. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros in shibari bondage. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Feed pyros your semen. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>487320346this but femsoldier
>Pyro gf dumped me
>>487320346this but soundsmith's gf
>>487320346this but me
>>487320579that's juzt zhanna though
>>487320180saying>you guys are niggersis free
>>487320346this but my trans gf swallow rod
>>487320786Not this femsoldier
>>487320843you mean shallow god
>>487320957my trans gf swallow rod
>>487317682meant for >>487317492it's actually clicking on where their side is on their endwhat the spy sees is actually delayed by 30-60 milliseconds, it's called ping
sorry comptrannies trickstabs will never stop being cool
>>487317756Why did you take my post suggesting how to deal with porn addiction from a dozen threads ago and turn it into a shitty pasta? Were you that offended as a coomer?
I forgot to mention that I'm trans, but I forgot which post I made! Could you link it for me?
>>487322278I'm just giving tips to people who suffer from tf2 addiction bro it's not that deep
>>487322172Like you could stab a good scout anyway?
>>487318116I mean you're the one dying to someone running straight at you with 70 health, then crying "bullshit!" because you didn't kill the guy made of paper mache. That aside, the vast majority of spy's stealth is countered by playing the game with the sound on, and turning around to check your surroundings once every 20 seconds. People just hate spy because he capitalizes on their mistakes and their laziness while looking like a weeb'd out goober.
>>487311178>not a MLP reference while it was literally confirmed by the creator himselfYou mean this confirmation?
>>487322289this one >>487322172
>>487300148I unironically have never seen a single good take come with that image
>>487320925zhanna better
>>487322808
sorry comptrannies quickscopes will never stop being cool
Im kinda worried about b4nny bros...
>>487322654if bunny can do it, anyone can>>487322715that's damage control because it's not cool to like mlp anymore. their show ended like what, 6 years ago or something now
>>487323157he's probably taking a break, if we don't hear from him before 2024 ends, then we can worry
>>487323190>damage controlThe dude never even watched MLP he admitted he didn't even know "Applejack" was one of the characters until someone told himcope more
i am crAAAAck cupcake!
>>487323284why is he in a bunch of mlp servers then?
>>487322708>youre the one dyingi address this in the post youre replying to, which you wouldnt ignore if you had ANY ARGUMENT except "youre trash lol"NO. i do not die to spies, and im in fact tired of killing these shitters who set up the most obvious fucking stairstab of all time every single time they have high ground, and try to do bhop in tf2 because they think it makes them hard to hit. then they learn that im not a retard so they either pull out dr every time they see me to avoid me, or they just leave.if you dont have what it takes to suffer through playing spy, then go play sniper or demoknight or some other class, pull out your revolver like a man, trick the medic into ubering you, blend in with a crowd, do some spy shit
>>487323372he isn't in any though and feel free to prove me wrongif you're referring to the screencap someone posted that was the TF2 emporium, it isn't a pony server
>>487323470god I wish I were one of the two in this pic
>>487323470me in the back
>>487323550how good are you at painting
>>487323284that's clearly some bullshit lol hes just saying that cuz its not popular anymore
>>487323924do you have any evidence to support your theorymaybe a very specific mlp reference in the map itself, go ahead and find one, I'll wait
>>487324003the name? the fact that they're at an apple orchard? or the whole making alcohol out of apples thing?
>>487324134>the name?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applejack_(drink)> the fact that they're at an apple orchard?holy shit lois mlp invented apple orchards, you gotta get in here and see this>or the whole making alcohol out of apples thing?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applejack_(drink)oops! try again
>>487322715>my map sunset shimmer has nothing to do with mlp haha I just like how the sunset shimmers on the ocean :)
>>487313153Okay I'm not aware of this dumb argument but there is an obvious difference in saturation between something like the outside of 2Fort and the intel rooms / spytech theme. To that end I think most of Embargo is fine besides the city area and the eye raping lava
>>487323398>NO. i do not die to spies, and im in fact tired of killing these shittersNot a thing. There are either people who take cathartic joy in killing wannabe trickstabbers, or people who die to wannabe trickstabbers who get irrationally angry and complain loudly about anything and everything spy related that's somewhat good. You seem to just be upset that the stealth class is avoiding facing you head on, the very thing you're complaining about, instead of throwing themselves under your crosshair while trying to DPS race any class stronger than them.
>>487324414>city areatakes up half the mapthe indoor areas arent very good either the wood texture is sooooo fucking ugly, it looks like one of those community made mvm maps that you play once on potato.tf and never touch again
>>487324387this would only be a good comparison if sunset shimmer was also a popular beverage and a breakfast cereal but it isn'tponyfags think no one ever used the name applejack before their cartoon horse show, sad
>nooo you cant use the word applejack its a pony nameholy fuck so annoying
Anon wants to call a vote:Kick poster: >>487324134?(accused of being a faggot)Press F1 to vote YESPress F2 to vote NO
>>487315827Spy is a pretty cool class, very unique in an FPS to have complete invisibility/the ability to feign death. He's the class with the highest highs and the lowest lows and has way too many counters, but is still worth learning
>>487324761this, it's a pony reference, get over it an move on
>>487324775paizuri with fempyro's sweater puppies
>>487324862F1
does it really matter whether or not the map is a reference to anything if the end result is thematically inoffensive
>>487324003he has a bunch of furry, specifically brony, friends? he's in a furry group? he's a furry? the name could've been anything like ctf_distillery, or ctf_moonshine, or ctf_orchard, but he chose the name of a popular cartoon horse that coincidentally is also the archaic name of a niche booze process, something nobody would think of when they hear applejack
>>487316581Hey talk as much shit as you got to, but leave medic disguise alone, he's a great bluff sometimes
>>487324761PonyGODS own that name now, get over it
>>487324931>>487325120nta but no, applejack is a drink name and ponyfags should just stfu for a secondi dont care if its a reference or not a reference, play the map and enjoy it or not play, simple as
>>487325115whenever I use it I get spychecked immediately for not healing any1
Why would /tf2g/ posters even want to defend a furry in the first place
>>487325052>he has a bunch of furry, specifically brony, friends? he's in a furry group? he's a furry?literally NONE of that affects the map itself or even proves he intended it to be one, I asked you to find a reference in the MAP itselfif it really was a mlp reference it's bound to have a dozen references in the map itself that only ponyfags like yourself would get, but no one has found a single onethat's all it would fucking take>ctf_distillery, or ctf_moonshineboth of those are already taken by other maps you dimwit>that coincidentally is also the archaic name of a niche booze process>archaicholy fuck you stupid nigger, not only do people still make and drink applejack it's the name of a goddamn breakfast cerealfuck off you absolute retard
hmm i wonder what shows up first when i google applejack
>>487325391b-but it doesn't matter what 99% of people think!! what matters is what I think of!! and what I think of is a niche product no one else thinks of!!
>>487324931>>487325120based, i like mlp and the fact it got referenced more in tf2 now
wtf bros ponyfags are invading our cereals I can't believe this
>>487325238that's like a leftist calling their map "orange fool" and having it be set at a fancy 21st century estate set in the fictional town of Mari-Lagoon, then saying "uh no actually it was the name of a drink it has nothing to do with orange man :)"
>>487324601>stealth class is avoiding meno im not really upset at that, its good for them to fear me>you dont exist because these are the only 2 stereotypes that existeither they run away with dr or i oneshot them, its boring theyre nothing
It's not hard to understand. Neutral, Earthy, Warm Unsaturated colors for RED TEAM. Cool, Metallic, Neutral Unsaturated colors for BLU team.If you don't get it. I'll bash your fucking head in.It's not that hardRepeat after me: NEUTRAL, UNSATURATED, EARTHY TONESGot it?Do I have to repeat myself?Fucking idiots.
Here's something fun you guys can try. When you enter a match choose a random enemy from the scoreboard, or anyone really (whoever kills you first, name you dislike whatever) and just make them your personal enemy. Focus them and taunt when you kill them. Adding that personal element to the stakes can really make a game more intense. Of course the 4 hour F2P who can't talk isn't a good choice
>>487325765>in the fictional town of Mari-Lagoonyou lack any sort of critical thinking skills if you think this is a valid comparisonthere is no explicit name or reference to the horse show in the map itself, they didn't name the orchard after "sweet apple acres" or have a sign saying that but you're saying that like there is oneall it is is a generic apple orchard where they make applejack (drink), something people have been doing for centuries
>>487325339i dont need to find an explicit reference, use context clues you tone deaf monkey>not only do people still make and drink applejackyeah nobody fucking knows that in this day and age except alcoholics and snobs>it's the name of a goddamn breakfast cerealexcept it's not a cereal reference. where's the jamaican cinnamon stick? where's the angry anthro apple? the mlp ref holds credence because it's visually cogent with sweet apple acres
>>487325896these people act like bots that dont know how to fight at all
>>487326194>i dont need to find an explicit reference,yes you do you stupid negro, you can't say it's a reference if there's no goddamn referenceI accept your concession because you're clearly not willing to even try
>>487325772That's the same as any other class, except the spy is the only stealth class, so he runs away instead of fighting because he's the only one who has that option and his combat ability is weak.
Ponies are a certified TF2 culture, cope all you want but it won't change anythingponychads own this game, there's a reason why /mlp/ has a fucking tf2 general as well
>>487326518dont forget mlp cosmetics with voicelines from the actors, too
>>487326565not on my machinehttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/UnicornRemoval
>>487326661>this guy is so upset over a pony cosmetic he uses a mod that removes itholy asshurtyou remind me of those seething kiddies that replaced the cheater's lament with " fag" cause of jealousy due to never getting lament
>>487326845don't care enjoy showing up as a gibus on my screen ;)
>>487325896how are you supposed to tell it's them when they change class?>>487326127nuh uh, that's a perfectly applicable comparison, you're just angythere's no explicit name or reference to orange man in Mari-Lagoon eitherthey clearly named it knowing it would be compared to the character because that's what's in the zeitgeist when you google applejack>i-it's j-j-ust a regular apple orchard that looks just like the one from the show and is named after a show character and is made by a furry with friends who are obsessed with the show, it's totally innocent guys!you are dumb, not big surprise
>>487327126>there's no explicit name or reference to orange man in Mari-Lagoon eithernow you're just arguing in bad faith, you know full fucking well what you're referencing with that namethere is no similar reference to sweet apple acres in the map itself, that's why it's false equivalence you retard>they clearly named it knowing it would be compared to the character because that's what's in the zeitgeist when you google applejackthe alcohol and cereal also come up and google shows different results per region/account>you don't understand the horse show LITERALLY invented apple orchards and alcoholic cider you CANNOT use it anymore we own it (tranny logic)you are retarded, not big surprise
>rewatching the grand finals between froyo and g6>the ungodly amount of pauses that froyo went forwhat the fuck? swear it was like 6+ pauses at some point, how was that even allowed
>>487319654n*gga (scout) steals your health
>>487327126watch the kill feed and just keep track of their name
>>487326240All of his clips are like that. Really makes you think
>>487327406They know if b4nny doesn't get his pausies he'll have a mental breakdown and the explosives he's set around the venue will go off.
>>487325896that's not nice
>>487326348no i don't. the name is the reference, you're just knee deep in de_nile. and uh actually because you demand a concession, you need to provide a 16 page dissertation on how applejack is made, because im right and if you dont you're gay and have small pp
>>487327406they are allowed, though even 1 of the casters was implying that froyo was faking technical difficulties to squeeze extra pauses outb4niel is a team leader and needed the chance to distribute sage wisdom and veteran advice to his underlings (especially habib, who is NOTHING without b4niel)still didnt win them the LAN :(
h-heavy update?
>>487327371>now you're just arguing in bad faith, you know full fucking well what you're referencing with that nameUh no, why don't you prove it? Where's the explicit reference? It's just Mari as in Maritime, and Lagoon as in Lagoon, because the map is by the sea. There's plenty of properties like that. There's no reference to any former president's place of residence anywhere, what are you talking about? So what if all my friends have politicians as their profile pictures and I'm in a group for politically-minded individuals?>n-no uConcession gladly and graciously accepted, any further impotent (You)s will be further evidence of your conceding that your position is stupid.
>>487327732>no i don't. the name is the referencesee>>487322715>you need to provide a 16 page dissertation on how applejack is madeokay here you gohttps://homebrewacademy.com/applejack-recipe/I now accept your concession don't even bother (you)ing me because you've already conceded and you smell and are a shitter
>>487328372I repeatthere is no similar reference to sweet apple acres in the map itself, that's why it's false equivalence you retarduntil you can find that reference your made up bullshit with "haha I'm referencing mar-a-lago and this is totally the same" has no leg to stand on, not even an arm to prop itself up oneat a dick you baiting faggot
>>487326419>same as any other classother classes fight back and they also dont have a way to run away nearly as good as dr, these dudes have made a binding vow that allows them to trickstab but they may never use their revolver again. also they run kunai 24/7, so i kill them by sneezing
>>487328337Theyre bringing back quickplay, trust me my dad is Valve
>>487328337Real? That's kinda funny.
>>487326240>>487327548Does me being good upset you?
>>487328337please tell me that's real it would be the funniest fucking thing
>>487327527and if you can't get them because they're hanging out in the back line covered by their entire team?>>487328373that's plagiarism, i said you need to provide it, not copy paste someone else's workdo it again stinky penis fondler
>another argument about applejackWHO FUCKING CARESVALVE ADDED A PONY HAT. WITH CUSTOM FUCKING VOICELINES. A DECADE AGO. GET OVER ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>487328337community is so deprived that everytime eric smith updates the system message everyone goes crazy
>>487328847>explicit pony reference with custom voice lines referencing the tagline>this is the same as an ambiguous map that shares nothing except for the name (which is also the name of several other things)hmmmmmmmm'stve
the same people who seethe at mlp reference in TF2 would fucking cheer if valve added someting anime related to the game
>>487328584I repeatthere is no similar reference to mar a lago in the map itself, that's why it's false equivalence you retarduntil you can find that reference your made up bullshit with "haha I'm referencing an old brandy drink and not an MLP character" has no leg to stand on, not even an arm to prop itself up oneat a dick you baiting faggot
>>487328337>weholy shit more than one person working on tf2? valve listened! we're saved!
>>487328982It's just a funny message, mane. Been a while since we got those.
>>487329050yeah, it's Er and Ic
>>487328738christ dude, I'm not saying only kill them. Just be conscious of them while you play. Also you should be trying to get their backline anyways
Eric Smith and Joshie watch MLP together, I know because they told me
>>487328720squirt I have dommed you before and could easily do it again, post ur clips if you want but you're an aggressively mid player
Gabe Newell is my uncle and he said it's not a mlp reference and the heavy update will come this winter
>>487328720>stab two afks and a gibus med who keeps healing you after he sees you stab his teammates>stab some other guy>sap some shitWhat's impressive about this clip again
>>487329287>>487329203explain this
>>487329390it was just a phase he grew out of it and now fires anyone that mentions mlp to himtrust me you'll see when the heavy update comes out this winter
>>487328623>other classes fight backBecause they have to, it's their only option>they also dont have a way to run away nearly as good as drNor should they, they're not the stealth class>these dudes have made a binding vow that allows them to trickstab but they may never use their revolver againBecause most of them are using the revolver with the weakest damage that extends their cloak, and they know trying to kill literally any of the classes with it is suicide>>487328720Are you really that good when you just post cherrypicked clips where you play against f2ps, like everyone else claiming they're good?
>>487328993MLP is for 3 year olds you geriatric nigger
>>487329390fake news
>>487329498people in japan also see anime as cartoons for kidsyet there are freaks (otakus) who watch it and west sees it as based
>>487325278If you're using it, I find whipping around with the crossbow out doing a reload with revolver works wonders to buy a few seconds
>>487329487>Are you really that good when you just post cherrypicked clips where you play against f2ps,yes. Because those represent the average player. Cry about it
>>487328986>shares nothing except for the nameand the exact setting
>>487328993Tsar platinum exists.
>>487329621>Valve isn't the same anymore...
>>487329805lois get in here the cartoon horse show invented orchards!!
>>487329390Fake news, prove that's mlp!>>487329752Except they don't, because they're cherrypicked clips.
>>487329752>CryWe are just making fun of your show off ass.
>>487329752*cums inside my trans gf swallow rod causing her to repeatedly miss a f2p demoman and resort to w+m1ing*
>>487330140god i wish that were me
>>487330014>muh cherry pickingWhy would anyone clip themselves doing nothing interesting? I can't tell if you're playing along with the joke or if you're being serious
>>487329956glad we finally agree peter griffin of quahog>>487329752the average lobby is nothing like this lol that blue team is completely retarded. look at that hatless demo who doesnt know how to sticky spam, look at the spy with his face stuck in the menu uncloaked, look at the medic who isnt hitting any keys but w to run into the water. for christ sake he turns like hes on console, he doesnt even try to swing. where do you find these crisis actors?
>>487300148>a free skin you downloaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0QGKe2WLi4>Comp apologist*Ahem* may I remind youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmo2JUbpf_Y&t=211s
>>487330427>Why would anyone clip themselves doing nothing interesting?You tell me? You're the one doing it
>>487326982Must really suck getting dominated by a gibus
You know Trannyro was literally designed so retarded noobs can feel like they're playing the game, right?
>>487329752just a tip, but frag movies and clips are usually supposed to be doing something impressive. like making a skilled play against an equally skilled opponent. there's nothing interesting about raping f2ps
>>487330793it dawned on me that a lot of these people's first exposure to the word nazi is from the internet/discords that groom them, and not the history books
>>487330793get a job nigger
>>487330637so are they cherry picked or mundane, make up your mind
>>487330828Is that a map or something? Is it a subway station or
i wish they would've fixed pyro when they actually made gameplay updates
>>487330942Those two things aren't mutually exclusive though; what did he mean by this?
pyros old flamethrower effect looked way better
>>487330869Honestly since it seems to go over people's heads everytime I post it I advise you rewatch the webm you replied to and consider why I might've posted it
>>487330914perhaps with that context they think that hitler was a the leader of a mass shitposting discord channel
>>487300148I'm hoping some really offensive texture gets added just so I can use their arguments against them>Why do you care? It's just a texture>Stay mad :)>You don't even see it in-game>Wooooow you made a mod to remove it? Pathetic
>>487330869I've always wanted to make a frag movie since I discovered how to use Lawena because the game looks so good with it, but I only play casual and it's very very rare to find a balanced match with skilled players on both teams.
>>487331183farming friendlys because he sucks actually playing the game
>>487331183I don't think it's going over anyone's heads, the clips just aren't interesting. I think you just have an overly high opinion of yourself if these are what you consider to be interesting clips
>>487329840>mfw the killer queen cosmetics on my sticky bomb launcher too
>>487331378>what you consider to be interesting clipsr/whoosh
>>487331240What's something offensive but has enough plausible deniability that it could be worked into the open, visible texture of a lore-friendly cosmetic?
>>487331516Uber-related Medic cosmetic that has an uber gauge permanently at 41%
>>487329840>>487331446People cheered when those were added though>>487331465Do you have anything actually worth posting or do you just have a bruised ego?
>>487330914No, no, he was clearly saying that the server was filled with people who are currently under the regime and working for Germany's National Socialist party and involved in armed conflict over the grievances from the way the country was treated in a previous war combined with a well-spoken dictator's ability to prop up anger at jews
>>487331516that super straight flag, it uses halloween-y colors
>>487331770>Do you have anything actually worth posting
Why does Soldier have 2 seperate bald eagle cosmetics that look nearly identical, go on the same shoulder, and can both be equipped due to not occupying the same equip slot?
>>487327578A true Demo main to the end.
>>487332916eric forgot the other one existed
>>487332916>nearly identicalOne is a small frail little bird while the other one is THE MIGHTY AMERICAN EAGLE RAHHHHH
I wish there were servers with halloween mode 24/7 and I wish those servers had actual players too
I wish the game was still as fun as it was when I joined in 2010
>>487333860download a pirated build of 2010 tf2
>>487332916I don't get why nobody shoots him
>>487333860>pre-nerf Wrangler>item sets>Degreaser>unheadshottable Snipers>unlimited Dead RingerEh....
>>487334303item sets were kinodead ringer being in the most cancerous state ever is mehhh...in reality I just miss spy having silent decloak but longer blink, he's like the only class that didn't get his set bonus added to one of his itemsone of his guns or knives should be reworked to do that, or they should just straight buff him by lowering the sound, or making his footsteps silent while cloaked or crouching
>>487332916Eagles mate for life. Wouldn't be right not letting them be together
>>487334613>he's like the only class that didn't get his set bonus added to one of his itemsHow could you even that to one of his items without making it absolutely busted
>>487334613>item sets were kinoWithout even commenting on some of the busted bonus effects, their implementation was awfulNot only the set hats were extremely overpriced when they came out, the fact that you had to equip all the items literally went against the design philosophy of the game: did that Scout with the milkman hat and Shortstop equipped have 125 or 150 hp? Who the fuck knew because none of the secondaries and melee showed up on your character models like the Soldier banners do.
>>487325339t. aksimaximus
>>487334937easily? quieter decloak in exchange for longer blink is hardly busted>>487335156>Not only the set hats were extremely overpriced when they came outyou could guaranteed craft them for cheaper than they were being sold for
I miss itemset bonuses
>>487325331Because these threads have been compromised by redditors ever since the signanon situation.
>>487335675proof that given enough time you can make people think anything was good
>>487335595>you could guaranteed craft them for cheaper than they were being sold forYeah, at the time when nobody had any of the new weapons and the only way that you could get them fast is buying them off the official store? Unless you were a massive horder and somehow predicted that the Shortstop blueprint was FaN + reclaimed
>>487335675gas jockey pyro is the only one I miss
reminder that disliking item set bonuses is reddit
>>487335938You can only wear Scout's Alien costume on Halloween too.
>>487335156I mean that still applies, you don't know if the sniper is gonna piss on you and do 195 or if the scout has a shitty little pistol or a 90 projectile in his secondary slot, or if the low hp soldier can one shot you with his melee you can't see, or how much the pyro can do if he switched to his secondary
>>487336074Oh no, I don't want to be reddit... I'd better agree with you or I'll end up being reddit!
>>487335675you werent even playing back then
>>487335981>Yeah, at the time when nobody had any of the new weapons and the only way that you could get them fast is buying them off the official store?trading with real live human beings was at its peak, you could get them as random drops, you could craft them, etc.you act like it's as hard as going from scrap to unusual is now impossible without winning the lottery or setting up bot services of your own
>>487336128>you don't know if the sniper is gonna piss on you and do 195You don't know that but there's a reason why throwing Jarate and pulling out your Bushwacka isn't all done by pressing one click
>>487336256suck my greasy fat balls, bitch
>>487336324>you could craft themMost people did craft the new weapons but the only had enough metal and spare weapons for one.That's why a lot of fags who abused the item sets were just bitches who bought the entire sets off the store.
>>487335675>Sniper: The wearer cannot be killed by headshotsThat sounds giga aids
>>487336074tf2 is not an rpg where you have to equip a specific build of items to get stat bonuses
>>487335675lmao at the sniper one
>>487335675take your rose tinted glasses off
>>487336824it was
>>487336824it was the sydney sleeper though
I miss the old backburner
>>487338020>backburner>not blackburnernew mandela effect just dropped
>>487330709projection
>>487338020what about the old, OLD backburner?
>2012
I miss the old panic attack
>>487335317negro who the fuck is that, I'm just tired of these retards clogging my general
>>487338368there better not be any 2012 newscum in this thread with me>>487338416i miss when the engineer's quirk was clockwork stuff and you had to wind up the sentry after every minute of action like a marching toy soldier
revert the reserve shooter
>>487335675They shouldn't have required the hats. Hats were pretty rare so it was pay to win.
>>487338669cum inside fempyro? okay
>>487338669revert? but then you can't minicrit people who've been sent up by the thermal thru- pfffthahaha that never happens
newfriends don't even remember demo's ultimate skill which let him put 8 stickies on a prop_wheel and drive it into the enemy team
>>487295861>men
How the fuck do you stack teleports, I saw a video but it doesn't work
>>487338695I remember a dream that i had back in 2012... at that time I played YER spy and really wanted to have the Fez for the epic set bonus.. In the dream, it was a SFM/gmod video. A conversation between Scout and Spy. Scout was trying to sell the Fez to the spy. And their conversation was to the tune of Thunderstruck by AC/DC... The only part I remember had these original lyrics:>"Yeah... it's alright. We're... doin' fine."And in the dream:>Scout: "The stats... are alright.">Spy: "I'll give... four refined."I've never said this to anyone
Is anyone else unable to sign into steam because it's telling me it can't connect to the internet when I'm clearing able to make this post
>>487339640yeah nobody actually cares dude
>>487339758tuesday maintenance, brother
>>487339758it's tuesday night
>>487339791fuck you asshole
>>487338669That's not very handy should Iwant to grab a drink.
>>487339640lol>>487339791rude
>>487339640this sounds like a mr. jerma's bit
>>487339860AC/DC sucks btw, Crush 40 is way better.
>>487339835>>487339842i know im an eight year newfag for steam but wtf i never noticed this happening until nowthanks regardless
>>487339440you used to be able to stack teleporters under other buildings or geometry if you wanted to do tele traps or do the teleporter+wrangler jump glitch on a slope, but they fixed that and increased the teleporter space requirements in 2021 or so
>>487336906no one claimed it was
tf2 is an rpg where I can roleplay a black guy
>>487272036Valve dropped the tactical onions nuke when they added the mfdoom nft to the game, the tf2 "hunger" strike where people refused to buy items has comepletely gone out the window, it's over nothing ever happens ever
I miss crafting hats. There's no point to now. I miss crafting new hats and trying to get low craft numbers. Every single new hat is a case locked hat now, I hate it.
>>487340225i just go on /gif/ if i want to do that
>>487340335we got funny posts back, see >>487328337
>>487340451it's just quirky consumerism, it's like worshiping microsoft for le quirkty windows 98 and xp, The facists hate it, the socialists hate it. only the centrists and neoliberals think its justifyed
>>487340451i literally do not care, they're soulless now because we know we are never getting an update that isn't case cosmetics and shitty maps with maybe some zogbot psyop shit snuck in if we're especially unlucky
>>487340671nah, it's just funny
>>487328720cute gibus medic has no idea what is happening
I'm thinking I might uninstall this game for good. I have a higher chance of winning the lottery than getting put in a fun, balanced match in casual.
>>487328720how can casual pyros be bad at spychecking
>>487340964If you queue late at night you might get on my team and get carried
>>487340734You don't want to be a neoliberal or a fence sitter, get the fuck out of here don't be a retard
bro really melting down over 4 words :skull:
>>487341232DE fans as insufferable as ever
>>487329498Anime is for pedophile niggers who like 3 year olds
>>487341450>>487341450>>487341450Z + 4
>>487340964Go forbid you have a friend who is new to the game too. You'll literally always be put in one sided stomps.
>>487328720>getting stabs on gibus players with the awareness of a rotten potato>goodMeh
>>487340335It's not the hat, Valve just slapped a bandaid on the problem (which might return in a few months) while f2ps are still muted and matchmaking still exists. Hatcattle become complacent with the smallest thing Valve does.
>>487341423A shitty nft game from 2007 you can't pirate because it's multiplayer or a game the original developers want you to pirate that has *race purity* in it
>>487341480>try to introduce friend to tf2>unfun stomp after unfun stomp in-between 30 minutes of waiting to be put in a match>"this game sucks let's go play left 4 dead"Thanks Jill!
>>487341846>you can't pirate because it's multiplayeryou really are dumb as hell, wow
>>487342503I mean it in a way where theres no way to play tf2 without giving valve money, playing it adds to the player count statistics which makes it look popular in turn getting more people to play
When is the best time to email Valve? 9am PST?
Had a nice day at the mall with my girl. Can't wait to go back home and be disappointed at all the folks in pubs :)
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow that guy thatput transflag in th egame got exposed for messaging girl younger than 18 watch this vidIIvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5eNwRjca6E
>>487346552I hate trannies and I messaged eric about it but nobody gives a fuck that you american puritan retards set the age of consent to 18 for no reason
>>487346815>jpozholee pozhole
>>487336691NTA, but why do you think they were good? I've been playing since 07 and I remember the only one people thought was legit fair and not a pain in the dick was the Saharan spy set
>>487332782So just how many LOTR locations do the mercs visit? It looks like they go to Mordor in Helltower and they go to Isengard in whichever map this is.>>487329016>shifting the burden of proofCringe.>>487328337If there were a second Heavy Update happening soon, those who submitted items to the Workshop would probably have already gotten emails about it by now.
