Launch Day Pottery Edition>NewsRevealed cards: https://www.hearthpwn.com/guides/10911-perils-in-paradise-card-list-release-date#cards-list30.0 Patch Notes: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24115553/30-0-patch-notes30.0.1 Hotfix Patch: https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/hearthstone/t/3001-hotfix-patch/131943New reward track: https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24115784/perils-in-paradise-rewards-track-refresh>Decklistshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - streamer deckshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ - decks for all modes (wild, twist, etc)https://outof.cards/ – decks, patch notes, news (includes other card games)https://hearthstonetopdecks.com/ – decks & newshttps://beerbrick.com/ - deck lists from Twitter (Japanese)https://metastats.net/ – meta decks and statshttps://tempostorm.com/hearthstone/meta-snapshot – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes>Deck trackers & statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttp://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>helpful linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' course on shadow puppetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18pIaTLcGhaWf7kHKeItJckbCBT9fMjuzLxMKluCpxVs (/hsg/'s shitty word doc[feel free to edit])https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2ztdp5x80Previously on AAA IM CHURNING THE BOARD >>486698948
im cementing my dick into coras ass right now
>>487277631That poem is a masterpiece. Please, someone send it to the worthless devs so they can see what they are..
if OTKs kill you on turn 5 it's aggro
is it out yet
>>4872787743 bongs 30 bings
>>487277631>>487278432post it on r*ddit
LMAOing at all those retards thinking this was OC
i bit late for this, but at least it's OCFYI JustAGuy is fat Cora's fat father
how i sleep knowing cora will be fired by the end of the year
>>487279859>look at reflection in car window>"Chipotle"mfw
This is the end... My only friend, the end...Paradise Cemented us all.
>>487277631they called it "Paradise", because the game died and it's the afterlife
>you Dooming, seething, dilating and playing sTRANSdard 20 to 50h a week.>MeBased, red pilled, flourishing, playing wild for 3h a month to hit legend and curb my gambling addiction.
>>487279372Are you fucking retarded?
>Blizzard decided that ass is illegalCemented
blogpost today bros, we're thriving
is that day9 on the left? Lmao
>>487282158Literal 1984
>>487282776not sure who is more annoying him or that longhaired guy that left blizzard and is all over youtube now. god I despise "content creators"
>>487282776Cora, this fuckers, Celestalon... Please just send them all to the gulag Microsoft...
>>487282776I just watched the promo content this pic was used to advertise and day9 is nowhere to be found, nor rarran, what the fuck is that picture? Did I miss another video or something?
what should i do for the next 3 hours?
>>487282158Not even muslim countries have bathsuits that cover so much as the one the Blizzard thought police have drawn on the right. Cora is afraid of being mogged by a literal card art, kek. But the funniest thing is, she is right.
>>487282776why do all troons and troon supporters look exactly the same?like, idk what it is about it, i know day9 isn't a tranny, but he has a VERY potent tranny aura in that picture. you can just tell by looking at him that all his best discord buddies are on hormones
Okay but why did druid get the best cards like 5 sets in a row
>>487282776why did they waste all their advertising budget on flying out irrelevant youtubers and streamers to blizzard HQ for this set
>>487283236>that longhaired guy that left blizzard and is all over youtube nowNepotism - the character
>>487284145Don't you enjoy facing the same deck 5 games in a row anon? Don't you love the OTK style? Then i suggest you stay away from PiP
>>487284167They couldn't afford anyone else with what M$ gave them.
If Mage has a playable deck outside of Sif I'll play on EU. If not I'll continue playing Aggro Druid on SEA.
>>487284145you have to just assume that for whatever reason hearthstone players spend money on druid shit and generally play druid decks disproportionately more than other classes. it just has to be the case. blizz is a megacorp that is ran by algorithms, and the spreadsheet outputs that predict profitability are the only thing they're looking at when they make these kinds of decisionsreally is simple as that. forcing druid's relevancy makes them the most money. in their heads anyway
>>487278347At least put it in the pussy.
>>487282158more OC, i'm bored
>>487277631that's a nice poem
>>487282158>man jaw>pants>large unpainted man feet...yikes
>>487282776Crazy how old day9 looks now. A lot of people I watched back in the day look like old men now. It's frightening honestly. I'll be like that in a couple decades.
>>487282158>Beach chapter>This is like the best art this dev team can offer to their customers alongside the most hideous expansion in a whileAnd someone still dare to wonder why this shit is dying?
>>487282158Where did we go so wrong?
>>487282158Can't unsee those knees
>>487287423Can't believe we got away with this, Lunarabros
>>487287423If only fish were real
>>487287423sexo baduglyness good
Why were we not cemented?
>>487282158literally ALLERGIC to money
>>487288354The cement is being churned as we speak.
>>487286686Welcome to the inexorable passage of time.No refunds
>>487287423i can only imagine Cora looking at this and frothing at the mouth with jealous rage
>>487286686>couple decadesmost of these guys are not even 40 yet
>>487289141seething
just redownloaded for the expansion after 1+ years' hiatus, first game I'm smashing ass with discolock already in wildDid this deck get any support over the past 3 expansions?
>>487289503What the fuck, tome tampering costs 3 mana instead of 6 now? And cataclysm discards just 2 cards? This is bullshit
The blogpost... Release it Cora!
dopaminebros..how we feeling?
>>487290193No more budget for that just more stuff to sell.
are you guys ready for the concierge mana cheat meta?
Crazy they gave Druid flamewaker and Mage got.... violet teacher?!
not a big fan of aggro-max to be honest
Are you ready for Druid filled ladder bros?
Churn.
personally i think im just going to slam elemental shaman/mage until the voices stop
I tried to slam elemental Mage but got very bored very quickly when your best play is to flood the board with two health minions that are easily answered by every classes AoE. My main wins with that deck were mana cheat two drop into turn 3 deal 7 damage with the 5 drop. I would love to add those two cards to another deck if it didn't have such a harsh absolutely brutal play condition.
>>487282158I didn't notice in the normal art because it blends in with what's behind it, but her left leg looks fucked. this random dip in it right behind the leg band thing
>>487287423too much DEI and too many women
yeah but the new eruption elemntal shit could be hugeshudderblocking it maybe? reverbing it? anything could happen
>>487292864im looking forward to playing handbuff hunter and cuck the otk druids by abusing the concierge+cup of trick to buff pic related
>>487295140is this objectively a worse card than Razorscale?
...the game isn't out yet?what are those lazy fucks doing? cora needs to get her chipotle first? hello? it's fucking noon already
>>4872954026pm in the real world
>>487295361no?
>>487287423I didn't think anything of this positive or negative it just existed as a quirky mermaid skin. "Beware the tides" now that I think about it, actually my default druid skin right now but it doesn't make me jack off and cum and shit in my pants every time I play. Weird to think this made some ""devs"" melt down and go into burka mode next time.
i just want to see how horrible this expansion is and leave, can't you just let me do that cora?
>>487295402Its always super late into the actual day of release. One wonders why even bother calling it release day.
how many bongs and bings?
>>487295947>>487296521aren't we 40ish minutes away? 10:00 am pst usually?
>27k+ gold>50k Dust>20k Dust in duplicates>level 378 on reward track>33 Standard packs>9 PiP packs>no pre-orders>no reward track>$0.00 spent on this shit gameFUCK YOU, CORA, FUCK YOU, ALECO, FUCK YOU, TYLER, FUCK YOU, LEO, FUCK YOU, CELESTATROON, FUCK YOU, JIA, FUCK YOU, SAGE
35 bings
THE CEMENT IS ALMOST HERE HOLD OB
CEMENT USCEMENT US
HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>487295361razorscale only has a minimum cost, customs enforcer makes duplicate drinks cost 2 if their trying to pop off with their own concierge. I'll probably fit in razorscale though since thats an extra easy draw for the 3 mana menagerie spell
I can already taste the churning agency
The end begins with a Paradise.The Cement is already upon us.
>>487297674OH SOMETHING IS CHURNING ALRIGHTTHE EXPANSION... *NNNNGH* IS ALMOST... HERE....
will they have the balls to release the blogpost today alongside the expansion release or will wait until the end of the week
>>4872980810 chance it's today. They want to get their pack purchases. Announcement probably not for a few days at least. Cash in on the first few days of purchases and then drop the bad news.
Any one really wasted hard earned money on this slop of Expansion?
>Dual class cards BUT WITH A LEGENDARY PAYWALLThis game DESERVES to die.
>>487298801I am actually not buying a battle pass this season cause no board
>>487298801>giving blizzard money>everkek
>>487295125
>>487299301>shuffle your hand 3 times>zero eruptions drawn tales to share with your acquaintances
>>487298801some redditors actually bought it and got their account banned when they refunded it
>>487299301nice turn 15 otk bro
How hard will fat fuck Zeddy shit on PiP?
downloading nowrestart battle.net
>>487299301Better use Magatha instead of gatekeeper.
>>487299723it works if the meta becomes diaper but I doubt it will
>VS and retarded streamers "predicting" the good decks again so idiots craft them when we all know 9/10 of those are memes that will get raped by the old existing decks with 2-4 new cards
I will be seeing you all in hellCheers
CEMENT US CEMENT US
>>487300047Kek I work 7 days on 7 days off. And I am about to start working today, so I will open my packs with my saved gold and then easily wait a week to see it pan out.
>>487299673I was curious and went over there yesterday. The top post was calling for mods to ban doom posting and finally a mod chimed in and told him to fuck off.
NAX OUT
CEMENTEDCEMENTED
Is it finally time brothers? I too need the dopamine of 50+ packs opening
ANCHOR POSTPOST YOUR FIRST LEGENDARY FROM PACKS!
I am a simple man. I see fresh slop, I buy fresh slop.
>>487301084Automaton priest, here I come!
>>487301476Based anon funding the game so we get a full set of Diamond skins
>>487301476A simpleton even.
I got Patches, I guess I am destined for pirate cancer
fuark im not sure if shes worth 10 packs on pack daywould it kill to show a little leg?
>>487301084i got the tauren that eats a card from the opponent's deck
>>487301084
>>487302160FOOD CARD, FOOD CARD, WE LOVE FOOD CARDS!
>priest legendary
Spell power Druid is the most unfair thing I ever witnessed in the entire history of this game
>>487301084Im not gonna beat the furry allegations if I play rogue am I?
Fuck this game man, I just redownloaded and was lvl 19 on the track so I just barely missed the second free legendary cause the expansion JUST came out as I completed the quest
I GOT THE GOLDEN CENSORED ONE
I'm in a bad spot right?
>>487301084i bought the golden packs with gold
>WAAAGH! GOLDEN DOG SHIT!
>>487302761They are all shit
>>487282158>I decided that paying them is illegalCall the cement but not for me.
>>487301084He's just like me...
>31 packs>1 leggo on 10th
9 legendaries in 140 packs. Above the average which is good.>Druid tourist>DK tourist>Mage tourist>Pala tourist>Warlock touristThe rest are garbage
>>487301084AAAAAAH i*M RAMPING AAAAAAAA
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES
>>487286686men aged bad, but women... only 0,0001% of the content creators i have ever watch are women and 100% of those aged in such a way you cannot recognize them and you will run away from these monsters in the night.
>>487301084Death Knight shaman touristAnd Aranna Demon Hunter priest Tourist (golden)
I got AFKay, Darkmarrow and Maestra
>First day of a new expansion>Nothing but netdecks of OTK's and previous meta decks with no changes.
>>487301476>there are people giving money to Blizzard in this economy in this thread
>>487304224It's been not even an hour, relax nigger
>>487304224nigger, 99% of players cant affort do craft new decks because they got ~20% of the good cards in the expansion, plus we're 20 mins in, who'd have pre-made decks ready already?
>>487301476This is the kind of people that will anhero when this game enters maintenance mode.
>>487304671the problem is also anons like me who at this point are filthy rich but who just reach legend, then do not play the base game and when i have to make a new deck i just netdeck too.... because my fun in this game is complaining and i got a bit too carried away ... like i play 1-2 days per month and complain 28-31 days per month.
Only three games against it and I can already tell Pirate DH is the worst fucking cancer deck they've ever created. Literally zero counterplay. Just straight up vomiting charge minions on the board every single turn.
>>487304224>Open 94 packs>Get one tourist legendaryYeah. I'll stick to the old decks.
okay, opened my packs. back to the trannygrounds
It's literally just Shockspitter again
Losing to discover feels so rewarding, now I KNOW my opponent is simply a better player
Ive been going against nothing but floodslop paladin and am 4 for 4 against them with pic related and small shit that dies or goes face
>>487305038Rogue fags licking their lips.
>Cokeman is still trying to milk his dead dog
>>487305306turns out 15 damage for 4 mana is preeety good
Kael'thas, the most popular hero in twist, has be quietly removed with no announcement. Blizzard really want this game mode to die
>summon 4 hamms across the game to eat both his +20 fully buffed, damage to face hunter buff on overkill 1 mana cards in decklmao
blogpost doko
I thought we were cemented bros and here like at least 10 people playing
>>487306397>diaperslop
I opened 6 legendries but only 1 was a tourist one. Are you saying that if I want to paly double class cards I have to craft 10 legendries? I have not even played 1 game and I am considering going back to complaining about the state of the game.
>>487306397Nigga has the golden kobold lmao
>eruption>eruption>eruption>eruptionoh yeah, nicely shuffled deck!
miniset when?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/s/X75qKHPjTFoink oink
just fought my first druid reviving 3 zilliaxes with the new spell. goodbye I am done
this might be the worst expansion yet. not even exaggerating
>>487277631is afk still a thing ? Any guides and such ?
>>487305306I was thinking of going frost dk with this and seeing how it is
"Perils in Paradise" = Perils of wanting to play 1 game
Confirmed game is insufferable, see you all next expansion just to laugh. Good luck.
>dont kill a druid before turn 10>loseN-N-NOOOO
>>487307351check the google doc in the OP. I updated the guide last week.
>>487307427Yeah, 3 games and I'm already done. Wish BGs was a seperate client, so I won't be this stupid again and get tempted to give this shit ass cancer game even a second of my time.
>Yeah, 3 games and I'm already done.
>>487301084got this from Standard pack
Okay. Druid is BS as fuck. This ram is fucking nonsense.
>>487308225no amount of shaming is going to fix this. we are not women, social shaming works only on people giving a shit about society to begin with. A white feather in 2024 means nothing and even trying to white feather us into playing HS just shows that you are a woman, simp or a redditor or a mix of these.
man
>>487308612i dont know why you havent simply put the game down and moved on the last ten times you shit your pants about it
>>487308721I won btwhad to go through 7 zilliaxes
>>487308368This card has to be one of the worst cards ever printed.>6 mana 4/6>In Hunter>Fills your hand with unusable shit.>Does nothing (+2/3 on turn 7 is ass).
Druid is hilariously hilariously fucking broken
>Druid for no one surprise is absolutely insane and feel miserable to play against, AGAIN>1-2 days until everyone and their mothers play that shit on ladderOk, thanks Cora.
>>487301084whoa... useless without the tourist
>>487309510>1-2 daysYou mean 1-2 hours.
hey guys dont forget about control warrior :-)
CNE is such an underwhelming payoff in 2024 hearthstonewhich is i guess more of a sad statement about power creep than anything
How many legendaries did each class get?
>>487309510>Print crazy ramp for DruidWhat could possibility go wrong.That being said, aggro decks are also crazy good this meta. So it will once again come down to hyper aggro vs control.
>lost to lynessa otk on turn 6 lol
>open a few epics>two of them are the pirate that gets charge if he didn't start in your deck...lovely
>hurr durr games gonna last 4 turns in the new expansion>meanwhile at 11x mmrI packed 2 new heights hamm and one sleep under, I don't craft anything on day 1 so don't judge me for playing thisThe rogue acutally won with 3 cards left by playing 5 deal 7 to all kazakus treasures in 1 turn lmao
from 90 packs
>how do you know the game hates you?>
>>487310770In case someone thinks I'm exaggerating
Lynessa OTK is so fucking cancerous holy shit I'm seriously going to have to use diaper warrior just to play the game
>>487311163just reroll it?
Got a golden lego from golden packs in two pulls. Then got another golden from normal packs within three pulls. Nice luck, too bad the cards look bad. A.F.K. and Maestra
>>487305038It's too little too late. Maybe comparable if it wasn't 'each turn in a row'. As it is, nobody's playing Elemental decks anymore.But as a Wild Elemental Shaman player I'm having fun with it.Any broken stuff in Wild yet btw? I'm thinking about just cheating into Legend.
>>487311163OP in testing :^)
>>487311853I beat that whale Priest btw, free2play rules.
The light has betrayed me...
hydration station is absolute cancer i only managed to eek a win because I discovered three reskas and a death growl
>AFKay skin's full art has feet>the skin crops out the feetThey really just don't want money, do they.
I already am tired of pirate DH and OTK.
pirate dh is pretty good I guess (not crafting patches btw) but I really feel like DK location is THE sleeper aggro card
rate my lucki opened>33 Standard packs> ~150 PiP packs>4 Golden PiP packs>no bundles :^) I still have 11K+ gold remaining
>>487311532>>487311954at least I got some tourists
Eliza OTK might be a potential deck.Right now my plan is to trigger Eliza as many times as possible so that Ghoul's Night becomes a 4 mana 30 damage spell.
>>487313389Since when you have been saving or how you get so much?
>>487301084yuck
>>487309581That's like 90% of cards in this set. It's meant to drain your wallets by making you whale for the tourists.
>>487315483I AFK grind XP to level 400 on the reward track every expansion, using the method in the google doc in OP.I had 10k gold left from the previous expansion and I save every standard pack I get during an expansion cycle to open first on launch day.
Perils in paradise is actually fun
>>487316845no its not
>>487316845>Is actually fun>Fun>With this meta>FunAnon you are insane.
Lynessa OTK, is so much fun holy shit, especially if you get the 6dmg amulet, just destroyed a rogue at 37 hp cause of the armor frost spell, I can't believe I didnt think of coins with her, that shit is retarded, 3 coin generators in paladin, rogue weapon, rogue combo spell and the greedy partner
What the fuck when did that ecoree100 guy quit he was one of the only tolerable content creators>atleast we have zeddy still raping this diseased corpse
>>487317215forgot to mention im trans
>>487316845I agree fellow Gamer.I personally even started gifting out what i consider a starting set(Around 50 packs) to friends and family in hope to incentive them to join this absolute blast of card gaming experience.Blizzard truly outdid themselves. Shut and take my money or what? haha.
>>487309760It is and I wish I could get a full dust refund from it
>>487307554that you would even recommend your shitty ass method is beyond me
>summon 10 unkillable zillax everygame>win
>>487316250Mercenary afk? Gotcha, gotta do that more.
DING DING DINGWE'VE GOT A WINNER AND IT'S... AGGRO-LITE
>>487317215Why do they keep deliberately introducing OTK lines
>>487318717what? it's the standard automated afk methodif you know a better one please go ahead and enlighten us
>>487316845its the worst expansion ever. lowest preorder count in history of HS.lowest day 1 viewers on twitch.lowest day 1 players based on streamer queue times.its fucking garbage.
>>487319237it's solo puzzles now, they nerfed mercenaries
Didn't preorder the expansion. But I will buy that Talanji skin so people have to deal with more diamond skins in the future.May the cementing continue.
>>487319527there is nothing standard about manually mass producing your own macros until your collection grows large enough to avoid HS bot detectionuse le script like everyone else you fucking weirdo
pirate DH is getting gutted 100%
Anything that fucks druid is.
>>487319384Care to look into Wild? I want to see if anything is absolutely retarded there.
Now I think about it.Doesn't hearthstone and rumble both fall under the Warcraft franchise, so any funds allocated to the Hearthstone team would have to be designated by the franchise lead of the Warcraft IP?
Didn't get a pity legendary in 5 packs. Sigh I'll have to wait for my weeklies before I get my 400 dust.
>>487319718you can do it oncewhat are you talking about
>pity legendary was the pile of shit dk "minions have +1 the rest of the game"it's so over
>Launch day>thread gets ~20 posts per hourit has never been so dead here on launch day, it's so over it's not even funny
I can't understand how they have a fucking whole expansion to fix the meta and it's virtually the same, how the hell they manage to break Druid and Pally so fucking much? How can people with "years of experience" understand so little of their own game?
People are whining about zilliax druid and warrior but OTK druid is way more broken you consistently deal 30+ on turn 6-7 unless they have a giant board than can live through a +3/4 swipe
>>487321220once what? have the same macro running over and over again? might aswell use AHKreshuffle your shit regularly? that's retarded aswell
dk bros, i don't feel good, this class, flawed at it's very design, will never be good...
>>487321932Did you not see the interview? All of this is actually by design. All the bullshit you hate is actually intended.
>>487320401can't do it yourself?
>>487322204Then what about the other classes of the game? They intend we just play with 2-3 classes?
bros I don't think I like where we've been cemented
>>487321926well the best decks are insanely unfun to play against. I am already back to bg. looks like another streamer expansion I am sure they love this solitaire
druid is literally impossible to play against right now
>>487322204i have a different theory. They do intend some of the designs, but the board churning came side effect to the turbo charged powercreep they caused with their gross incompetence and now they are branding it as a positive and intended design.
>>487322916im serious, fucking healed back to full health twice, 14 mana the entire time, just endless generating random bullshit infinitely, absolutely impossible to do anything if you dont kill them on like, turn 3
You know what would stop Hydration Station + Zilliax?Reno
Just mind control it bro.(Legendary edition A.K.A Yogg)
>>487324031yogg costs 9zilliax costs 9they're at 10I'm at 2
>>487324031*plays my own yog**mind controls my Ziliax back**kills your Yog with Ziliax*
>>487323884>you know what would beat control-lite? control-litewow
There's only one zilliax so they should play Reno as well.
just rerolled my 10 games of ranked questno fucking way im doing that shit
Remember when Yog used to discount himself with every spell castlol
turn 5 yogg druid I member
the mini-set will save us
can't believe they printed 1 mana draw 2
>Just run Nostalgia shaman with bellhop added at best>Tfw i keep Winnng despite all these burn strats
>>487319384>zill zill zill zill zillFucking hate Astalor-tier legendary cards
reading cards is hard
what the fuck is this wave pool thrasher card? is this not the shittiest card ever?
>>487326190But staples are popular so they must be good and fun cards!
Bros... Mage.... It's terminal....
>>487325592Sometimes it's 6 mana gain 9 mana :)
it's pretty cool & interesting how DK can literally go>pass>pass>coin helyaand have that be enough to win some games
>>487327269yeah maybe a year ago
list just got updated>midrange and control died for this
This stupid game crashed on me after playing Tess. Was able to reconnect in time but I was about to be pissed. I guess filling your hand with drinks is hard to code
>>487327269I lose more games to turn one weapon into me getting triple frozen than helya doing anything.
yeah I'm just not sure about this slop. gonna let it settle for a week or 2 then check back. go on without me.
>lamplighter>breakdance>lamplighter>breakdance>lamplighter>shadowstep>lamplighter>shadowstep>lamplighteri mean.. literally kys with that shit. how putrid.
>>487327397>aggro decks shining on day 1 against all the unrefiend decks and garbage memeshappens everytime and you retards always panic about le big wr numbers, I'm at top 1k and I have yet to face an aggro deck it's all combo and infinite zilliax
hand buff hunter is pretty neatnobody is ready for a 17 power king plush
>print 300 big spell mage cards>they all suck outside of druidwhat did team 5 mean by this
I hope reddit is having fun (unironically)
>>487328117They printed them for Druid amigo.
So I work a shitty retail wageslave job for retards. My actions impact maybe like 100 people a day and at worst my fuckups are a minor inconvenience. However, if I do fuck up, I will get fired. This is how a lot of jobs work, when you fuck up you get fired or reprimanded in some capacity.Why does nobody get fired for shit like this in the game dev world? I mean who the fuck thought Warrior with ramp would be acceptable in any capacity? Who thought giving Druid +3 mana wouldn't be game ruining? These aren't mistakes, anybody with a brain could have predicted this would happen. Yet nobody will have to face any kind of punishment for it. It's strange.
>>487325027lmaoit was kinda fun actuallybetter than "cast two le random spells"too bad rogues can generate 30 spells a turn
wild chads, where are the new decks for wild https://hearthstone-decks.net/wild-decks/ has no new decks and only discard lock can use the draw 3 new card. Its so over.
>>487317215>I can't believe I didn't think of coinsthe design team didn't either
>Double pirate sigil into Wave of nostalgia
>>487327989>aggro decks shining on day 108 aswell somehowsilly me, should've waited for the meta to settle!
>>487328283mage is stuck in burn mage land forever it seems
>>487328347the game feeling good to people who take the game seriously isn't important to them. it's not important for the game to be profitable. that's the big problem with corporate games these days. the algorithms have literally taken over, new content is determined by how they can milk the most profits out of their playerbase (read: whales), and you can basically see the same patterns play out in every single big game these daysanyway, the point is, people who say stuff like "it's so obvious this is bad and nobody likes this, what were they thinking??" are generally not considering the paying whale customer POV, and unfortunately, their opinion outweighs ours by about 100x
>>487327269Leave the crack you are on anon. Drugs are bad for the health and the mind and yours is clearly rotten at this point.
>>487329216someone I have added has been opening packs all day. He might not even be playing games. Just keep seeing that he keeps opening shit
>>487327397In 2 days this list will be all as the last expansion:>Druid>Druid>Druid>Druid>Druid>Pally>Pally>Pally>Ocassional DH>Druid.
>>487328660>oh noo please not le scary big meany hecking aggro deck>meanwhile at non shitter mmrsNotice how much health I still have at turn fucking 8 with an all out combo deck with limited removal, first aggro deck I've faced today I wonder whyI guarantee you otk druid is better than any deck with le 70% wr on donkey right now
don't care, still playing my plague DK with 0 card changes
>>487330416bro don't even try, i drew helya on curve and druid and warrior just walled me and i couldn't churn hard enough to win
>>487330414damn anon you sure showed those stats who's the boss with your personal anecdotealso>>487278758
this is my 10 pack lego... I fucking hate this game
>>487329450save us gul'dan
Just got home, how doa is it
>>487331113well, golden <10 pack lego got me the other one which I kind of wanted so that's okay
>>487331503if it's not aggro it's 8+ zilliaxes
this sucks man
>>487330416>i can beat dk with big spell mageyour fucking deck is dead mate
ramp is basically aggro
it's time
I didnt expect the first day to be this bleak instantly.
>>487307201wtf, this dude has every signature in the game.How do people like this even exist?
>>487333192guess we're good for another 10 years thanks to paypigs
>>487332760I think i never saw this place (and others) so dead after a fucking expansion
>>487332730what the fuck were they thinking
>>487333192It's a dev stealth marketing.
>>487334017>I miss Guff>I know, let's print a new card that increases max mana!>let's give it to warrior too because why not lol warrior ramping is gonna be fun :)
i shall be conceding every game my opponent plays new heights, not worth the agony
its fucking crazy how insanely powerful some of the old cards still are even with this broken of a new set
>>487334464AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>487334464this set is so fucked i literally forgot the tourists even existed because everything else is so cancerous
Hey, lads.Didn't open any packs yet or even read about any reactions about this expansion.Are we cemented?
>>487334152I love how a normal person's brain immediately refuses to believe this is real as some sort of coping mechanism. It hurts to think that there's someone out there pathetic enough to do this, but unfortunately it's probably just some lonely loser with too much money.
>>487334464>spending money on thispeople are retarded
somebody make me an elemental deck for eruptions. dont even care if it's shit
>>487334464>>487334689yeah there was so much cancer going on at once I forgot how bad tourists actually arenot having one cuts you off from half the cards for that class, even the commonsI quickly realized this when I tried to homebrew a deck... I'll be basically forced to craft a tourist and commit to that class, this is so retarded
>>487334464brutal way to get pilled
>>487334743Never more cemented
any other drooling retard decks like pirate dh I can play?
>>487334743completely cemented
>>487335440shit stuff out onto the board paladin
i hate reno warrior so much its unrealthe control-lite faggot in this tread i hope you fucking get ass cancer you nigger
>create beach expansion unprompted>everyone is covered up and ugly anywaysWhat was the thought process here?
>>487334743feet cemented, currently on our way to the bottom of the lake
>>487311163That card is so shit it's actually unreal
>>487335735cora was hungry and a food expansion was a bit too obvious
>>487319708>it's solo puzzles now, they nerfed mercenariesI thought they nerfed afk xp to dust?
Having fun with a triple frost DK.
>>487311163In removalstone it's a straight up miracle if my board sticks for a single turn and this bitch asks me to sit on it and hope the miracle repeats to get value? Are they delusional?
>>487335440pirate dh (forma de shaman)
Pulled the hunter tourist for priest. This card is unusable right?
>>487327397secret hunter is pretty busted, idk maybe its players not wanting to bother against it but i'm 6 and 1 in less than an 30 mins
>>487334743cemented bricks around our anklesdropped into the watery depths of cora's fat minge
>>487336159post list? I tried it but didnt seem that good, maybe mine was shit>>487336390designed for automatons (still shit most likely)
>>487336116first they nerfed mercenaries xp, so solo adventures became more profitablethen they made it so you stop gaining xp if you don't do any action for too long, so now the meta is do one of the hidden book of mercenaries puzzles where you can just click "end turn" every minute or so for 30 minutes
I have won one (1) game with wishing well rogue
>>487336776>where you can just click "end turn" every minute or so for 30 minutesI'm not doing that
>>487335927>>487336174yeah I don't know why they thought this would be good when they just made an interview praising their patented board churn gameplay
>>487336803Nostalgia shaman is the better legendary flood deck
>>487316845It's literally the worst expansion.I want Old Gods back
is boulderfist ogre still funny
>>487336898you're supposed to automate it
>>487318785post decklist
>>487336705Just threw it together and got 3-0 at gold rank. Doesn't mean much but it's functional.
>>487316845Yea that's why it's already dead day 1.Cora fucked HS over so hard it would need a team of highly qualified professional experts to make it good again
im officially done with the zilliax spam
>>487337398damn bro, sick triple rune payoff
>>487337653What could have been in an alt reality.
>>487316845>Perils in paradise is actually funMaybe with friends (you can't play HS with friends)
>>487337684It's as good as ever.
>>487334464Paypiggies SHOULD get fucked
>>487316845That people are still paying 80 dollar preorders for one day of a decent meta only to go back to boring slop meta is insane. You get maybe 1 day before everything is streamlined and this set has some of the weakest, lest impactful mechanics of all time at letting people create different deck types. Most of what tourist enables is aggro outside of druid.
So instead of giving cards cool animations with diamond cards they instead just put a full jpeg on a card and call it a signature?
>>487337161I don't want to give Blizzard a legitimate reason to ban me
>Be Mage >summon 3 3/6 elementals >They kill themselves on zilliax. Huh. Well that's me done forever.
>>487336390depends what type of deck you wana play, cheap hunter stuff gos well for automaton and the parrot legendary is pretty fuckin OP
>>487337653I wish Hearthstone art still looked like that.Give an ugly fat American woman power and the result will ALWAYS be stinky shit
>>487338179Signature cards were a mistake.Just like Demon HunterJust like Death Knight
>>487338179low effort garbage framed as higher quality
EOS soon bros
Anyone tips refining this deck.Eliza is insanely overpowered as a Blood/Frost/UndeadI've played and trigger her Deathrattle 6 times in 1 game. Ghoul's Night plus hero power to deal 42 damage from hand.
>>487338656this but unironically
>>487332760>I didnt expect the first day to be this bleak instantly.Tourist is a terribly conceived parasitic mechanic, in addition they brought back all the shitty mechanics from yesteryear for this year : charge, ramp, handbuff, choose (more than one), resurrect, reborn + elusive etc.The dev team is incompetent.
im just gonna run secret hunter with zero new cards i think
>>487333192Why would you even want most of those? They look awful.
>top hs streams are bgs cemented
>>487339328Run tidepool so you can have 2x more titanforged
Bad players lose to aggro decks This inflates Aggro deck's statsAggro decks get nerfedThe combo decks they were keeping down explode into lower ranks (they were already winning at high ranks)This happens every expansion
>>487339525what would you cut for them? observer? camouflage?
>>487339838Observer.
balance patch should be interesting, lol
rock paper scissordo you wanna play aggro dh or zilliax or otk druidwow nice meta
>>487340087they will find a way to buff druid
>>487338889Edge of the scrolls?I'm sorry, you're going to have to say what you mean if you want us to know what you mean.
im actually choosing to play 10 year old dead games over hearthstone on expansion dayit's over folks
Draconic Delicacy is the most unfun bullshit garbage fucking card I've ever seen. Even arena is practically unplayable because of this shit.
>>487340087We have another Whizbang situation on our hands but every change is going to have even more ramifications because of tourists
>>487339582everytime, you woud think the retards here would learn the pattern at some point but no they are just too fucking stupid( and mentally ill in many cases)
>All these seething rogueniggers in Jays chat
We haven't not yet witnessed the depths of hellThere is yet more to come
>>487339582>dh players think they superior because their 1 mana minions deal 20 dmg on turn 4L M A O
>>487340505>doesn't know what end of service means but tries to speak for everyone in the thread because he's a faggot.Go be a homo elsewhere cocksucker.
>>487340505Lurk moar
>first free epic is Announce Darkness Gee, thanks blizzard. I really wanted to play rogue (not really) just to give up and meme myself to death. Very cool.
well, looks like /hsg/ was wrong again, the expansion was actually a great addition to the game, the theme is exceptional, and balance has never been better
>>487339328that's why i did, half my games were against diaper decks that conceded turn 2
>>487340087no it'll literally just be "+1 mana" or "minus 1 health" on a few cards in the top decks as usual with no regard to fun, logic or consequences on the meta
>everybody in wild is playing Druid
>Every Legendary I got were ones I actually wanted.I was actually able to make 3 decks I wanted to play with dust. Automaton Priest, Big Spell Mage and OTK Paladin. Still haven't played the OTK Paladin but had some pretty good luck with Automaton Priest and Big Spell.
>>487345784I mean, weren't they before as well. It's usually either Rogue, Warlock or Druid being extremely broken I feel.
>>487340087I have a 100% certainty with this dev team: if is now bad, absolutely bad, they will manage to make it even worse.
>>487340087I pray they kill already fucking Druid, Pally and Warrior lile forever, until next rotation... That will not happen so we are all fucked.
>>487346446Devs favourite children all those + Paladin in this game literally always one of those classes or all of them were on the shiny side.
>play helya on 4>opponent concedesyou love to see it
>>487345186>well, looks like /hsg/ was wrong again, the expansion was actually a great addition to the game, the theme is exceptional, and balance has never been betteryou gotta wait past day 1 yknow.
>Eliza>Patches>Sasquawk>Maestra>Darkmarrow>RyecleaverRough
>>487345186?????????? Is this post some idiot redditor, a paid shill or simply a clueless idiot who can't grasp how dire things really are?
Does Pirate DH suck ass or am I doing it wrong
>>487351318it made me put threads back in at least
>>487345186it's ok anon, you can let it go now. we had a good run...
>>487349987Sasquawk is putting in work in this Automaton Priest list I saw someone playing. Some times you replay a shit load of Automatons, sometimes you are just playing another Amon'Thul, but it seems okay. Not sure why you would use it in Hunter though.Maestra is a card I really want but that's just because it looks fun. Wishing Well, Maestra, Tess is the idea. If you survive long enough anyways.
Any fun decks?
>>487352136playing big demon hunter with the climbing hook and cliff dive
>>487352136wishing well rogueattack DKtaunt warrior
This should be 5 mana to curve with cliff dive.
i lay claim to this creationhavent lost yet + with amalgam modularity there's endless adjustments
this shit should have 3 attack, cost 2 mana, or give a coin on swing. it's so bad as is
>game is still just druid wins lol
>>487354852Yeah this piece of shit is stupidly restrictive for some reason.
>>487354852It's why they gave Rogue that guy that makes any weapon equipped a 3/3.
>>487355268you mean rogue, unless you are low mmr shitter rogue is best deck still for anothe rexpansionfuck rogue niggers
>>487349448such bad design it's kinda unbelievable"you get punished for drawing cards for the rest of the game"
>>487354642what is the gameplan here?
>>487352136thief rogue got a ton of new toys to help cutlass & wishing well, though warlock tourist cards arent really that good outside of activating velarok super early with the 1 mana felfiend dood.
>>487355971the same as the old blackrock decks except with ramp, control, cheat, and efficiency. it's not even necessarily been needed in the games I play
>big baby doomer redditors on their knees in forgiveness >content creators who "left" already in damage control mode and buying bundles >/hsg/ in shambles because the game is actually good nowA TOAST! to ten more years of cementation
>>487318785continued, I forgot what my mmr was since I last played missed couple seasons but wasnt that high as I wasn't x11 star bonusall I do is summon zilliax and win :^)
>Watching Kibler play.>Against a Warrior that has resummoned 8 Unkillable Zillax.Well that looks like fun.
>>487357061quit jerking yourself off and post the decklist already
>>487357257its not a unique decklist buddy its literally whatever is on that vs website basically, maybe add in the 2 mana next turn card on warrior if you want as they dont have that
>>487357257From what I've seen looks like classic control warrior, only with the druid taunt package. Play the 5 mana card to summon the zillax early and make sure it dies. That 1 mana naga that lets you pick a card you've cast can give you a shit load of the card that resummons taunts and you just get an entire board of bullshit forever.
>>487357563also as warrior dont be a retard and play zilliax if you think they have or can yogg or poof it without it dying, wait as long as possible to try use the 5 mana card to summon from hand and break its divine shield and run it into a 6 attack+ minion so you have it in your death pooland vs another decks with zilliax save yogg for it to mind control it if your deck has yogg yourself
>>487357257AAECAQceiaAEjtQE/cQFtPgFkPsFofsFkIMGyoMG0IMGko4GwpEGi5QGqZUG95cG6JgGnJ4G0Z4Gh6AGx6QGk6gGr6gG7KkG0LAGw7oG1boGpLsGusEG+skG0MoG88oGAAABBvSzBsekBvezBsekBuneBsekBsO6Bv3EBYegBv3EBazRBf3EBQAAAAECAZICBp/zBamVBsGVBsekBrHBBrrBBgz93wXOgAa7lQbXnAbanAbqqAbDugbSugbVugakuwbQygbzygYAAQP0swbHpAb3swbHpAbp3gbHpAYAAA==
>>487351318I went 13-0 with pirate DH to hit legend it's getting nerfed
>>487358587wrong warrior deck used non reno
damage report
>>487358749List?
>>487358749Did you bother to craft patches? Bigger and bigger mans with tribes is one of my favorite archetype
don't forget to report the battletag of every druid player you see so it automatically gives them a shitter bot name eventually
>>487359123>>487359265I did craft patches but I think you can substitute with second sea giantjust flood board with the new location + sigil of skydiving
>guff meta, but now it's not just druid so it's ok!Here lies Hearthstone 2014 - 2024
He could have saved us
I will be waiting for the VS report to tell me what to play
>>487311532How to reroll it without buying the tavern pass?
>>487360115Thanks anon
>>487360624Total druid death
putting suncreen on the 1/3 naga is pretty tight, bros
>zillax is about to get nerfed, AGAIN.Place your bets boys.My money is on losing Elusive
>>487361402they'll probably remove taunt on perfect module so you cant resurrect it with the 8 mana spell
>>487361402make it so you can't pick both virus and perfect at the same time
>>487361402Remove taunt or poison is my guess. The real question is how many more nerfs are they going to do before they realize you can't balance the card and just rotate it early.
just a question about reddit, I think I got banned again because when I log into my account and go to /r/hearthstone I get logged off. It behaves very strange, I think the jannies on reddit banned me again, this time for peaceful complaining not death threads to Cora. Anyone else having any issues with reddit?
>>487361402The reborn trait is the biggest pain in the ass
>>487362784go back
Sunscreen mage is a lot of fun. This dude does some absolute bullshit 90%
>>487363628hey, I was complaining there and here at the same time. I have annoyed Cora more than you. Have some respect.
>>487360909Wasn't druid like the only class that ran this?
>>487363879go back
>>487364168The more complaints people see everywhere the faster the head of Cora will roll. If reddit is a "mainstream communicational stream" it is also a "place to put complaints".
>fat fuck zeddy will die in your lifetime I'm so fucking happy bros
>>487364574literally go back
>>487365563based fat fuck zeddy poster
>>487360115>second sea giantI always forget about this while building flood decks
>>487363768Ye I had some fun with it last month. Ends up dying half the time but usually sticks around for a bit.
corpsicle is insane value and an excellent CNE pumper
Wish Brode would get off his fucking ass and fix the expansion
>top Reddit post is asking if anyone bothered to playtest the set
>>487368096when i complain about going to reddit and getting banned yet again there, you all say i should go back, yet you too go there to see the complaints that other non-banned people have made....
>>487368096stay here
>>487360115>>487366659after playing a bit more sea giant is the clunkiest card to play outside of the mirror match, 1 sea giant is good, maybe sub in 1 taste of chaos or 1 quick pick if running without patches
>Brand new Expansion>Open packs get shit Legendaries>queue up with a midrange DK>EVERY SINGLE GAME IS AGAINST SOME FORM OF FAGGOT AGGRO.>Close game go do something else.
>>487361489maybe, i was watching brian don't call me brian kibler and he kept gettting raped via snapshot into 4 extra copies of hydration stationmaybe also change the spell text of hydration to be 3 different taunt minions instead of 3 copies of zilliax
what will zilliax even look like at the end of 2025 if it's getting nerfed every fucking month?trick question, game won't last that long
I swear I used to have fun with new set releases on day 1Now I barely even finished my 10 ranked quest and I'm disgusted with the game
>>487370482They really had to make legendaries for double class cards... this alone is a good reason I literally opened my packs, looked at what i got and ... went to Battlegrounds.
>>487366428you stupid retard
>crafting decks day 1 >playing day 1
>>487370482Same here bro. I also literally forgot today was launch day, didn't open my packs until a few minutes ago but don't even feel like playing
>>487371057You’re supposed to open packs and then forget about the game for a week and then copy whichever netdeck has the highest win rate. This is hearthstone, if you want to theorycraft and experiment go play a different game. For me its shadow verse 2 giving me hope.
>>487371057>open packs>play whatever new deck you opened the cards for>or play secret hunter / handbuff pally again>wait for nerfs>finish quests based on whatever decks youve got and fuck around in BG for xp>wait for nerfs>dust nerfed cards make another deck>wait for nerfs>>487371479nice boob toob
>>487331113why? 5 for 5/5 that draws 2 spells is already pretty good, and you can run the shaman drink to make that 3
>>487371040yesi am not a mindless sheep that must follow what others say is goodi find out for myself, with my own two hands
>>487371479don't trust the shadowverse devs for even a fraction of a second, they will shamelessly make every single meta hyper aggro / OTK combo to appease the japanese businessman who only has time for one quick match on the train to work
>comfy climbing with yarr rainbow DKim gonna feel bad when they inevitably brick that broken DK location, absolutely dabbing on all the aggro opponents trying to build a board thanks to it + 0 mana sea giants
>most popular HS YouTuber can’t break 35k views on launch day
>>487372978I trust them more than I trust the obese nepo baby leading HS design right now
>>487371040I tried to just craft top tier shit and almost blew my brains out playing Reno decks and Handbuff Paladin. So I'm just playing decks that look fun to me now. Probably going to craft Maestra next.
>>487373335all card games have shit devs, but hearthstone has the least shitshadowverse will leave some degenerate deck that literally everyone plays in the game for 2 months, and then the time for the balance patch rolls around, and they go "sorry its winrate isn't high enough for us to care, have fun"
>>487373562>hearthstone has the least shit card game devs
i haven't played hearthstone since un-gorohow is it these days
>>487374432about as good as you can get as far as digital card games are concerned
>>487374432I tried to think of something clever to say but sincerely you cannot imagine how bad it is.
>>487373562I have played both plenty and I can with out hesitation and confidence say that Hearthstone is way more shit than Shadowverse. EASILY.
>>487374432Ben Brode got poached by another company offering big money and they replaced him with an obese Bulgarian woman who got the position of lead game designer because she was a woman who played hearthstone.
>>487374904did they ever tone down card generationi hated that what you put into your deck mattered less and less
>>487374950a man can only take so many "haha we're changing absolutely nothing" balance patches before he loses his mind
>>487375062>did they ever tone down card generation
>>487375158we gotta endure until next year...
>>487375734i gave up enduring, those devs are hopeless
>>487375062No. Card generation has only become far more expansive and common. The truth is the game is dying. Look at YouTube views for hearthstones biggest creators. Forget about 100k+ views, breaking 30k views is a big deal now. Hearthstone has been ran into the shitter with years of dogshit game design steadily bleeding the player count.
>>487375907imagine being such a zoomer that you determine a game's popularity by youtube views
>>487376107That is a big deal. Hearthstone is objectively dying. If the views don’t convince you I have no need to bring up Blizzard emailing people surveys asking why they haven’t preordered the fat Bulgarians latest slop. Also bad news coming this week :) , they are waiting for sales to die down before dropping it on the remaining paypiggies.
>>487376303yes yes anon, every expansion you've ever been a part of is the game's last, we get it
>>487375268that sucksI remember when you didn't have to worry that your opponent got two flamestrikes added to their hand They went overboard with discover and it sucked
>>487376442Nah they’ll keep milking paypigs with low to no effort AI art “ expansions “ for as long as it’s financially viable. The game is already entering maint mode step by step.
>>487376685none of the currently good decks really use discover, mage has been shit for years
>>487376685I know your pain. Played from Goblins vs Gnomes to the witchwood. Came back recently and the game really isn’t something to be treated as competitive. It’s a slot machine type experience now you pull while you wait for your coffee/food
secret hunter is so fucking boring but its my only deck that can do anythingand i still have to concede like half my games against warrior/dh/druid by turn four
>>487377079ladder is for taking a piss, bg is for taking a shit
>>487380078At least we got ONE good girl in a bikini I suppose.
>>487380358i was rolling my eyes more at the flavor text but yes
So do you guys just open packs immediately as you get em or do ya save em until you’ve fit like 10-20 of em?
>>487381071Flavor text has always been fairly dumb and corny to be fair.
>>487382305they didn't even capitalize her name
In an alternate universe where people spend five minutes thinking about the cardsAlex Smith:WAIT CORASAMA*hard zoom in on coras face*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOy6hqzfsAsAlex Smith: huff puff, Corasama we cannot print resurrect three taunts for Druid because Warriors can flood the board with 6 Ziliaxes with Reborn and Lifesteal.Cora: Alexsan thank you for bringing that to my attention, what would I ever do without you?*Cora gives a crisp, respectful bow**Alex gives a bow back lower than Cora's because he is junior to her*I will get right on that! YATTA!
>hyper aggro>aggro>aggro lite>druid mana wank>rare guy actually trying a fun theorycraft deck>more aggroThis is fucking awful.
>mage class>identity was aoe spells>no good aoe to deal with unkilliaxebravo
>silver 4>roping every timeretardation or trolling?
>>487383379anon it's quite simpleyou use discovery of magic to get corpse explosion
>>487383515>mage>having enough corpses for this
>>487383586>he didn't use his other discovery of magic to get drum circleNGMI
Are there any good Hunter decks? I unpacked all their legendaries.
>>487384319Not unless you’ve also cracked a bunch of Warrior cards cause you basically want to play all of their stuff and hand buff. The 3 different tribal draw spell, all their big dumb idiots, cup of muscle.
>>487384319>>487384582conciege+elemental shapers is pretty silly with warrior cup of joes. Also had fun with a handbuff menagerie deck where your adaptive amalgam is your only 1 drop and you buff it up a ton and use magnetic minions like bronze gatekeeper on it then you keep re-summoning it with the new hunter weapon and it bricks aggro decks
>>487380078Flavor text really fell off since a few years back. A lot of them just mention some random meme or a play-on-words that at best vaguely relates to the card. I miss when we'd consistently get either actually funny stuff or even a snippet of cool lore.It hardly matters, but I think it's a good representation of how development's gone downhill in the game.
>>487384319I use the 7 mana bird in Priest.
Seems fair to me.
>>487384319secret hunter with zero new cards
>>487385420Old Hearthstone devs were wrong in many ways. But their avoidance of hand/mana disruption? That was a good call. And cards like Doomkin are proof of that.I wish they'd just ban it and move on.
>hand is full>"its fine as long as i dont draw 1 of my 30 cards">immediately draw that card with a 100% success ratei cant wait for eos
>Deckbuilding this expansion is impossible without two classes in one deckFuck me
I don't get it.
What old spell Mage had.>Dragons fury to clear the board.>Alanna as a pay off card. What new big Mage has.>6mana draw a card.
>>487387352under the sea could also mean under the c which on a keyboard means the next button down is the spacebar
>>487387562yeah dude mage fucking stinks we get it
>>487387974and thats a good thingthe game is bad when mage is good
>>487387587Oh.
>Handbuff paladin playing 2 cost minions that are 14/14>My hydration station brings back 2 zilliaxWhat a clown game
>rogue can freeze my wincon four turns in a row for 4 mana totalyeah this feels great
>>487387974thats a different anon, i was the one crying earlier.>>487387562the payoff is copying orb and playing it several turns in a row to overwhelm control decks, but unkilliax is just the better lategame wincon currently and we have no way to deal with it
>>487387587I was theorizing that it could be a hint to the next secret puzzle.Nope, it's just straight-up lame.
are you dumb faggots actually crying about mage? theyre not druid broken right now but their current package is zero fucking fun to play against and is pretty consistent
>mage isn't bad!>cannot name a worse classmany such cases
What Is the thinking white man deck?
>>487389904wild yogg/uldum quest druid
>>487389569hunter is so bad theyre just running secret with zero new cards. shaman and dk are also unplayable trash right now
>>487390214Pirate shaman is a really strong deck right now, looking like Tier 1/2, but yeah I forgot about hunter, they take first place for dogshit.
>>487338276anon, i've been doing this for months for 10 to 12 hours per day and i haven't been banned or suspended yet.even if they ban me, they'd be doing me a favor and letting me free. i only stick with this shit game, because we make fun of it and because I have tons of resources thanks to AFKing
So in 15 packs I got the mage tourist, the hunter tourist, the sig druid repeat spell legendary and patches the pilot, what can i play
>>487385221Flavor text has always been silly and you people are either blinded by nostalgia or just looking for absolutely anything to keep complaining about.
>>487390703test
>>487391647>and you people are either blinded by nostalgia or just looking for absolutely anything to keep complaining about.Old Hearthstone: badNew Hearthstone: goodYou can try to gaslight us and write 1000 shill posts, it won't make it true.
Bros was there supposed to be a doomer blackpilled announcement this week from blizz?
>>487392146apparently, but they probably delaying that until thursday/friday to avoid people refunding pre-order bundles or get baited into buying the diamond legendary bundles
Is Warlock the only class this set that didn't have its cards designed for a different class?
>>487368365>when i complain about going to reddit and getting banned yet again there, you all say i should go back, yet you too go there to see the complaints that other non-banned people have made....You are allowed to go to reddit and read/laugh at what they write, simply do not admit to posting there. I didn't make the rules, but thems the rules.
>>487375038>Ben Brode got poached by another company offering big money and they replaced him with an obese Bulgarian woman who got the position of lead game designer because she was a woman who played hearthstone.He started that company himself, you can't really poach yourself.
>>487390214>hunter is so bad theyre just running secret with zero new cards. shaman and dk are also unplayable trash right nowIt's time to reverse the "cannot discover 3 rune" cards nerf. Probably won't even be overpowered anyway.
>>487385221>Flavor text really fell off since a few years back. A lot of them just mention some random meme or a play-on-words that at best vaguely relates to the cardi wonder who's behind that....
>>487390214Oh nice again this faggot leave half the rooster of classes unplayable
can't believe they paywalled half of the expansion behind a leggo
This gotta be the most expensive expansion so far fml, you need the double amount of legendary to play a single class's new cards
>>487394528after reading this >>486825790 >>486825950 >>486826216 >>486826384 nothing surprises me about their decisions and "thinking"all this happened in the past 2 years...
How old is Thijs?
>I wonder what cool warlock decks they came up wi-
They can't get anything right
>0,5^10>0,09765625%any people say the game isnt rigged
>>487397094and*
So returning player... I can't scam mercenaries exp anymore and book/pluzzle is under control too how im supposed to make profitable fucking pass now without risking my account?
>old devs realise charge is a mistake in a game with no interaction>current devs reprint charge again
>>487397457read the google doc in the op
Amazing variety, love how colourful this is. Congrats to Cora and her team for the great expansion launch.
is there a more insufferable class to play against than Death Knight?>AAAAA I MUUUUST DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOVER>AAA SAVE ME REEEEEEENO>AAA SAVE ME PRIMUUUUUUUUUUS>AAA SAVE ME REEEEEEEEESKAAAAA>AAA SAVE ME HOOOOOORSEEEEMAAAAAAN>AAA SAVE ME MAAAAW SAVE MEE PAAAW>AAA SAVE ME GRIIIIMEEEEEWAAAAALKEEEER>AAA SAVE ME CNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>AAA SAVE ME HEEEEEELYAAAAAAAAAAAAbefore you say "b-but anon, DK is tier 3", shut the fuck up, I know it's bad i just hate what it does...
I see paypiggy skinI ropesimple as
T-thanks L-Lora... I mean Cora
>>487392504shaman got its cards designed for no classes, nobody wants them
>>487398235>i hate DK>What? Rogue, Druid, Warlock and Paladin are raping my asshole? I know but i hate DKAnon you are a faggot.
>>487397457It's in the OP google doc but now you're basically forced to automate it (unless you want to manually click every 2 minutes) so you're always at risk of getting banned.Running in an android emulator mitigates most detection measures but Blizzard could just see you're sitting doing nothing but clicking once in a while in solo content for hours a day and decide to ban you if they want to. So far they've only banned people doing it for way too long (10+ hours a day) but you never know. If you don't care too much about getting banned go ahead but you've been warned.
>>487398235what the fuck does reno have to do with death knight
>>487398726I got the same one for my pity legendary. Maybe there will be pirate location support for druid in the miniset, right bros?
>>487391647They weren't all bangers but there were some real bangers back then.>>487393429That one's not terrible. I'm more worried about those completely bereft of creativity.But you're right, modern staff is undoubtedly part of it.
its nice that aggro dh beats druid and warrior scum but its just so boring. anything more exiting that also does the job?
>>487397927Elemental shaman is fun, handbuff paladin is literally the same old deck and it performs so good.I want to craft Zarimi priest too but I'm missing a legendary, will wait for next month and if I'm still missing it I will craft it.
Is there a good location deck yet, for any class?
>>487400275aggro-lite
>>487400275concierge aggro druid
>>487400301rogue gets 3 mana draw 5
nice expansion cora
>>487401153i still lost btw :^)
is it good?
we need this card more than ever
>>487401649LOL
guys, this joke has gone on for too longwhen the FUCK are they announcing the real expansion?
>playing dragon ramp druid with no new cards>vs reno brann warrior with no new cards>ramp and steal opponent's mana>draw cards every other turn, get perfect draws>fill the board 6 turns in a row>get board removed 6 turns in a row (he had 2 brawls and managed to coin Reno early with the coins treasure)>win through burn damage out of the ass with swipes, spell damage dragon and gemtosser (I actually got all 20 damage out of my two gemtossers)So this is Cora's innovative board churn gameplay...I can't wait to play some matches with the latest cards and see what new wacky churning might happen.
>>487401805soon
thanks Ilichads for keeping the otk and zilliax incels away
>>487401673Does the starfish have a pussy or a dick.
>MFW reno at 10 mana is unplayable in this agro meta
>>487401805>>487402038LAST 2 YEARS WERE JUST A PRANKANNOUNCING SEX ON THE BEACH EXPANSION WITH GIRLS IN BIKINI AND SERIOUS THEMES INCOMMING LATER THIS YEARChangelog:-Deleted all expansions after Sunken City (those were all pranks) and compensated all players that had the prank cards-Deleted Death Knight and Demon Hunter classes-Deleted Nemsy-Added new expansion Sex on the Beach with free Valeera in bikini skin-Added Sex on the Beach board and new cinematic trailer with WOW girls playing volleyball in skimpy outfits-Unerfed default Jaina skin-Readded Duels-Readded Twist with rotation expansions every months (no gimmick)-Deleted buddies from Battlegrounds forever-Fixed bug where paying 60 dollars wouldn't give you all the cards in the expansion-Most skins are now in the shop at all time with weekly discount rotation
>>487400690yea I literally have 2 of them up in that ss
This card is underrated.
>>487403176>doesn't do face damage>doesn't churn the boarduseless
another expansion ruined by warrior and druidthis is just pathetic at this point
>>487401873ITSOVER
>>487403176>ah yeah let me play 2 mana 2/2 do nothing turn 2>wtfff why did I lose to DH????
>>487401873you are such a whiny little bitch
Who here would have sex with Cora?
>>487370482Same. These days i just open my packs, go back to afking and watch streamers trying to homebrew decks only to get slaughtered by a million Zilliaxes
>>487403023make this anon game director NOW
>Make diamond versions of the cards that don't see any playCurious business plan
>>487403023>-Deleted Death KnightThey already did that. DK already years in this game and i can'g remember even a single time it was a dominating class in Standard let aside Wild where literally dont exist. At this point the class is a bad joke and the rune system another proof the dev team is mentally disabled.
this new method is a pain to set upfirst I had to check every 90s, then it wouldnt let me start the thing every 2nd time so I had to make a 2nd macro and merge it with the first. after that the script didn't accept the merged macro so I had to fiddle around with it in notepad and calculated the timings of the merged 2nd macro with excel and manually past them into it.thanks for reading my blog
>>487406921>60 euros for that crapWhat the fuck is this?
>>487407156>some people thought the rune system was innovative and promoted deck variety>it's just railroading you into certain cards you can put into your deck based on colorYou can build more deck combinations without it if you want deck variety. Also dk wont get more cards per expansion so it will get even more constricted. Some really thought it was a good idea. It was bizarre when dk got released.
>>487360665Not possible.
griftah is pretty fun
>>487363768Haha I get it. Because this card literally cannot be targeted by your spells making it fucking useless to pair with 1 cost minion buffs.
They didn't even bother translating the new "Welcome to Paradise" game greeting intro line in other languages kek
>Paladin and Rogue OTK on the ladderFun times
>>487408380why bother when they are going to shut down the servers at the end of the year? :^)
>>487333192Hearthstone reddit users are based?
>>487408458Can you imagine the backlash?
wow that paladin otk is way too easy to make work why the fuck does griftah give a 1 mana fireball
Are there any DH decks using Aranna and the new self damage stuff? That was the only thing I can remember being remotely interested in from the reveals. If no please just tell me so I don't have to install this game.
>>487408380I noticed that. Dire times.
>baldlands was november 14th"AAA I MUST CHUUUURN THE EEEXPAAAANSIOOOONS" - Cora
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST FUCKING REMOVE ZILLIAX FROM THE GAME SO WE CAN BREATHE
>>487408756It's mostly pirates for now. Maybe one will pop up though
The miniset will save us right?
>>487409017>expansion comes out>it's shit>"mini set will save us">mini set comes out>it's shit or brakes the game>next expansion will save usi'm sure it will save us THIS time, anon
>>487408469>subreddit is so dead 4chan chuds are becoming visibleoof
>>487408254That's annoying but there are usually minions on my board to cast them on. Also use the mage drink so that just does a bunch of goofy shit on later turns with him.
>>487408789the expansion cycle keeps getting moved up, remember when the third expansions launched in the first or second week of december
>>487409208Good. Let the misery and chuddery slowly take over the reddit page. There needs to be a public forum outside of this tiny general where you can actually post about all the negative shit happening to Hearthstone and not get bombarded with "UM ACTUALLY IT'S GOOD, LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!" replies.
All I want is a card game where I can brick a turn and not insta lose. Is such a thing even hypothetically possible?
>>487409807Just wait for the next diaper warrior meta after reddit whales have their annual "Blizzard hates control" meltdown
>>487409017>>487409118>>487408789>>487325462"AAA I'M CHUUURNING shit CONTENT" -Cora
>>487410010It's statistically impossible for even the worst designers to luck into a good set and save the game eventually... right?
>>487410445to not luck into*
>>487409017Mini set is cancelled. Blogpost will save us
>>487401649It costs 6 and there are some real duds in that pool, so no it's pretty fucking shit.
>>487401649>6 mana 4/5 do nothing>Also you need to complete it's little song and dance to get anything out of it2018 tier card.
UFF aggro DK is kind of fun, ebin 4 mana 15 damage magic missile :D
>>487410445>>487410506Maybe it's theoretically possible if the monkeys at Team 5 would have infinite time. But they don't have infinite time because the game will go in maintenance mode in two years.
>>487411572>>487410010>>487410506yeah, it's perfectly possible, just look at all the great ideas they have.... ACK!
this is aids
even the streamers are hating this expansion. truly cemented
I LOVE LOSING TO A FUCKING 2/1 NAGA WINNING A BRAWL VS MY 7 MINIONSTHEN THE FAGGOT HAS 1 HP NEXT TURN WHICH HE DIES IF ANY MINON LIVESLOVE THIS GAME
>>487413356I think zetalot is rocking like a 10% win rate today. priest sisters are not okay
>>487413474Deserved for aggro
>be me at work>playing hearthstone on my phone >enjoying the new expansion >playing rainbow DK with corpsicle >queue into pirate DH>i’m beating him easily because im a hearthstone god>about to win next turn>coworker walks in>gotta hide my phone and pretend to do work>i feel the turn timer slowly running out>coworker finally leaves>i open my phone >the rope has 5 seconds left>DH is emoting me>spaghetti falls out of my pocket >i lose the game
This expansion truly is insufferable i expected something else but besides the fucking scam that they force you to with fucking Tourist, the horrible and miserable Druid plays, the dead of fun classes like Mage...I wanna die i think this is truly time to leave.
>>487403023>LAST 2 YEARS WERE JUST A PRANK>ANNOUNCING SEX ON THE BEACH EXPANSION WITH GIRLS IN BIKINI AND SERIOUS THEMES INCOMMING LATER THIS YEAR>Changelog:>-Deleted all expansions after Sunken City (those were all pranks) and compensated all players that had the prank cardsI will now play and buy your game.
gonna wait for balance patch, dust my cards and play wild fun decks until I get bored and uninstall
>>487415876>I wanna diestop being so dramatic retard. everyone knew it was going to be shit
Why not make both class legendaries tourist so you can choose which one to add? Tune the effect in response. Getting the non-tourist and not being able to add like half the available cards is dumb.
>>487400301not really but I really like the funny interaction between the druid taunt location and the location armor mech giving you 9 armor off 1 location straight away
>>487408789WTF. Didn't the first expansion used to release in the beginning of December? Gotta milk the cow until it dies, I guess. And I don't mean Cora but Hearthstone.
are you feeling it, mr. krabs?
>>487417746That's a big hole on the upper side of the screen. The devs gotta CEMENT it.
>>487417746rock paper scissor is the death of every multiplayer game
>>487416203>Why not make both class legendaries tourist so you can choose which one to add?Because it would raise the chance to get a necessary legendary and the assholes at Team 5 would sell less packs, silly. Gotta CHURN the paypigs until they leave.
>>487417990Hello. My name is rock paper scissor.
>>487418208Spoiler that pig anon
>>487414787this but gf instead of co-worker
>watch opponent build an literally unkillable 10/14 taunt Amalgam>silence and kill it>watch him squirm for another couple turns without wincon before he finally concedesWhat the fuck Blizzard. I thought you wanted to get rid of the silence meta. Then don't print infinite loops like that you absolute retards.
>>487418708everybody was looking forward to this card and then forgot it existed
>warrior ramps>chemical spill>zilliax>two hydration stations in handI am sorry but whoever greenlight this deserves to never work again. I am literally just conceding vs warrior now. it's so depressing
R HEARTHSTONE ACTIVITY REPORTbefore expansion: 220 active usersafter expansion: 330 users, a patheric increaseMaybe they are all busy playing the game, kek.
>>487419289WE NEED MORE BOARD CHUUUUURRRN AAAAA CORA HELP
>>48741928950% increase that's huge. HS is saved.
>>487419436you could say cemented
>>487419528
>>487280801>>487282158>>487288354>>487300918>>487306510>>487322724>>487334743>>487335765>>487413356>>487419528>>487411759>>487410010>>487408380>>487402038>>487394821i cant wait for the announCEMENT
mage bros... maybe i should ask blizzard to refund the bikini afkay skin....
>>487401649>shadowstep taxyou know the answer
It's fucking hilarious watching anyone try to play a deck that isn't druid and warrior rezzing unkilliax.
>>487419251>hydration station
>>487420674The meta will be full Druidchuds and Warriorfags until patch notes and i really DOUBT they will fix it.
>>487420709>>487420674>>487420761kek i have a Zilliax meme for the next thread
>>487420761go play pirate dh thenbut you won't since he's not fun
As a joke what if every class had strong lategame cards that were similar in powerlevel but leaned towards each classes identity?
I've been waiting for them to realise how badly the game needs to be scaled down in power, but after the churn article I think it's safe to just uninstall and never look back
>>487420913Get out
>anons are unironically doomposting before the meta is even settledwe’re not even 24 hours into this expansion ladsBtw just played a game where I randomly generated Dead Air and used it with Reska to steal a Zilliax
Wait sylvanus is in standard this is huge
Going to play Sylv in my ramp warrior zilliax deck to steal back sylv after it gets stolen.
>>487420913they already are anon - this card is 100% just as good as hydration station
This is the kind of incest they have in a bad meta
>>487420994sure, chud, i will believe in the next days some magical solution to the top decks will appear, retard. i hope theu dont nerf anything in the upcoming patch just to spite retards like you.
>>487421336just play kraken retard
>>487420994>randomly generated>Reska>Zilliaxyep, sounds like a game of hearthstone. cement this shit already
There are plenty of mind control and silence effects in the game. Y’all can just tech for the meta
>>487421208>sylvannas costs 6 mana>druid doomkins you twice and has a full eonar+zilliax board with 13 mana by the time you hit 6 mana
The #1 deck in game right now is aggro palandin with one new card.https://www.hsguru.com/decks/?format=2Cora fucking killed this game. Fire all streamers.
got the daily quest to play 12 drink quests
>>487423418What's the problem? If you play current day Hearthstone, I would bet you must drink regularly.
Could you imagine if I was still trying to play Mage in this meta lol. How would I even win games.
>>487423418that quests giga easy if your using concierge
>People complaining about Druid and WarriorIf you all actually played on the ladder, it is 100% dominated by aggro decks. I just played my 3rd DH pirate in a row.
>>487423418lol i guess that's the mechanic this expansionwe have>twinspell but three>dual class but train wreck
>>487423359The meta hasn’t settled
>>487423913there are different metas depending on your account status (i.e. whale status, lifetime winrate, etc)the only somewhat "true" metric of matchmaking we have is top 1000 legend because there are actual humans there, but even that is pozzed by algorithmic matchmaking
Do we have decks for the mage, hunter tourists and the druid legendary?
>Do we have decks for the mage,*Gives a minion +1/2*
>>487424162Aggro decks are absolutely steroids right now. You can't play Druid or Warrior at the moment.
>>487423913the only deck that kinda sucks to queue against if your not otk is ramp druid, aggro decks get shut down super fuckin hard by rainbow dk
>>487424541Lamplighter Rogue is the most gay ass shit deck I hate at the moment.
>>487424541>paper likes rock, hates scissors
>>487423359My man Arthas helped me reach another easy diamond five.
Which deck is better atm, reno warrior or druid
>>487425704The aggro deck (DH) that kills both before turn 6.
>>4874257964*
>>487425796>>487426074Is it really that busted
>on mac>go to buy new packs with gold>shop is permanently closed>has been this way for months now and after several patch releases>whatever, update on ios to buy them there instead>shop is permanently closed>restart phone>shop is permanently closed>delete the game and all its data and reinstall from scratch>shop is permanently closedok bye
>>487426496bait used to be believable
>>487426496itoddler btfo
>>487426496>on macfound your problem
>>487426496Works on my machine
>>487426602>>487426615>>487426620>>487426654I play hearthstone on my work laptop instead of doing my work, I have a PC for real games and at this rate I'll have to boot it up later.
>>487426464You play 3 busted decks if you want to win: druid/warrior that rape all the late game strategies or the best aggro deck pirate DH that rapes them both before they start their late game degeneracy. Handbuff paladin may also be OK, but it doesn't kill as quickly and as consistently as DH - it's agro-lite after all.
>>487424256Yes, but its only good in my hands.
>>487426496you must live in iran or something?
>>487426464less busted the higher your rankcurrently takes the 6th spot in top 1k
>>487427105UK on normal wifi, no good reason for any ip fuckery
so handbuff paladin gets to have huge minions (you can’t do anything at all to stop this except tech their weapon but they run two)the downside SHOULD be quick face damage beats them right?BUT every single one of their core cards has lifesteal? why is this? why do they get minions that kill everything AND get to be unkillable?
>>487427535Just burst them down from 30 you silly goose
>>487427000>>paypig portrait>>surprised Blizzard fixed his winrate to make him spend moreMate, the fucking Hearthstone World Champions have about 60% winrate, you have 85%. You didn't win those games, the matchmaking algorithm did to make you a happy (pay)pig.
Did paladin begin using the windfury deckhand?
>>487427535our benevolent developers have intentionally designed this glorious BOARD CHURN meta, anon, please understand
>>487427385could just be due to some battlenet/apple IOS shit not letting you buy stuff, I can paypig (not that I will) just fine on my computer. Have you tried seeing if you can buy stuff on their website/battlenet shop instead of ingame?
>>487428505no, it's too slow
Yeah, but when's the next Diamond Skin, Cora?
drew marin next turn
>>487429787based druid enjoyer, killing the game one match at a time
>>487430005he would have been 1 mana if he didnt ramp himself earlier in the game sadly
can someone please explain the logic behind this to me?
>>487429787>>Diamond card (unlocked by collecting all the legendaries in Titans so either a paypig or a no-lifer who spends 15 hours a day in Hearthstone>>high rolls opponent like a madmanThe match fixing algorithm exists only in your mind, goy.
>>487430258Having to interact with the board is anti-fun. Also churn, or some shit.
>>487430258power?Creep
>>487428860The website pretends I'm logged out and ignores attempts to log in until I try to buy something, at which point it suddenly remembers and confirms my paypal details. The launcher shop times out and has a message mentioning security. I haven't noticed it doing that before but I don't check the shop tab often so couldn't say how recent a development it is.
Why do they keep releasing busted agro cards and slow as fuck control tools ? Games are decided on the first three turns now wtf
i hate these stupid devs so much
>Over 60 damage otk from druid before im even at 10 mana>super agro kills you by turn 4-5What a shitshow this game has become. Just delete standard since the decks would thrive in wild anyway
AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNNA CHUUUUUUUUURN
>>487430258>synergises with Even decks>doesn't "thicken" your deck by shuffling stuff into it>synergises with cards like Spreading Plague that benefit from your opponent having a board full of weak minionsIt's a sidegrade.
>>487430645>before im even at 10 manahahahadid you stop playing in 2014?
Say something nice a bout the new expansion, /hsg/
>>487428463i did win those games, indicated by my 85% WR
>>487431147The shop being permanently closed means I'm protected from first-hand knowledge of how bad it is
>>487431147i literally cant
>>487430601I would save Cora and then make sweet love to her.
>>487416418elaborate?
>>487431147it's... one of the expansions of all time
>>487431349No!
GET IN HERE >>487431402GET IN HERE >>487431402GET IN HERE >>487431402
>>487431076Usually you could get out of lethal range with armor but current combo damage is just retarded
>>487430276Only had 3500 gold on this expansion launch so not no life really, no idea how I got all legendary in titans but guess I crafted a lot. I had billion dust saved from when I no lifed hs for 3 years on launch and arena was easy mode back then for infinite value
>>487376107hearthstone was an eceleb game from the beginning, when WoW streamers got early access to the beta. it was just chatting before just chatting on twitch. always #1 or 2 on the twitch stats with league of legends
>>487431147The expansion that made me free finallyCEMENTED MAINTENANCE MODE SOON.
>>487431147I got some more support for my lightshow deck
fuck
>>487375038SHE IS NOT BULGARIAN!!! MAЙКA TИ ДA EБA!!! SHE IS ROMANIAN!!!
>>487414787>he plays hs>at workI would roast you for playing hs, not for not working. If I am your coworker I give 0 shit you are not working, but playing hs? Maybe you need help?
>>487430276We don't even get a free diamond legendary anymore for full collecting.
>>487430258Kek they turned Marin into a black man
