Patch day Edition- This Week in WoW:https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24115316/twiw-rise-of-the-zandalari-season-of-discovery-phase-4-and-more>THE WAR WITHINthewarwithin.blizzard.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o03STclgxSc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKDfdX9qeYM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M9AmT3kbQ4 >DRAGONFLIGHT TWW Pre-Expansionhttps://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24119590/the-war-within-pre-expansion-content-update-notesPrevious >>487157886
I love mommystrasza
What spec you all playing this coming season.
>>487343486wait until the "Big" reveal ;) you 4chan lot are going to love it
best mount
anyone elses game lag when they close it since the patch? The sound just goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEE" like what happens when you touch a nintendo cartridge while its still on. It doesn't last for that long after I close it, but it does happen.
Built for futas.
post goon material
space goat sex
inb4 melty
>>487343357You are doing pushups during maintenance, right /WOWG/? How many are you doing?
>>487343568huh?
The War Within aka Midnight Waiting Room
>>487343790kys
Realizing there's a large subset of the playbase that HATES any content that's targeted towards more casual player, and this is the only mmo where I see this behavior
>>487343556retUHWW
we need sabellian and wrathion to get married already, is it actually cannon theyre gay incest dragon brothers? slay kangz
>>487343978its mental illness
>>487343934we set up a marriage between alexstrazsa and toddy whiskers in prepatch event, and then alexstraza reveals her benis (she was trans the whole time)
>>487343782a demon has entered your installthat's your wardenware warning you it's broken freeit will kill you in your sleep tonight. the moment it senses REM it will create a corporeal body and tear your carotid artery open at mach 6. forensics will think a grenade went off in your room.
>>487343556marksmanshiplike always
>>487343978i imagine it puts the devs in a real fucking picklethey know casuals are the ones who pay the bills, they know that in order for the game to not be constantly hemorrhaging players there needs to be shit to do besides Maze+ and raidingbut there's a large subset of the playerbase that sees WoW as "the raiding game" and screams and fucking cries when literally anything is added to the game that's not raiding related
>>487344230casuals do m+why do you think m+ saved the game dummy
>>487344196oh noooooooanyways
not reading all of thatywn get housingcope with it however you like faggot casuls
>>487343978i don't hate the casual content so much as i hate casual players and don't like seeing them get anything. go on the wow reddit or the wow forums for 5 minutes and tell me it doesn't get you feeling hateful.
what is Maze+?
>>487344179I'd get on my knees and start worshiping her clean
Installed patch and SDD is 500 grams heavier, ya, gee, thanx blizz.
>>487343978explain?
FUCKING NORMALFAGSGET THE FUCK OFF WOWGGOD FUCKING DAAAAMMMNNNNNN
Hey guys, I used to play from Classic -> Cata and then WoD -> Legion, but I'm really bored and been thinking of playing again. Is it worth it? I mained a paladin tank and also had fun with druid healer.Have I missed anything huge that I'd have to catch up on?
>>487344461theres a quest called 'Surgical Intervention' where u tie one end of fishing wire in northerend and one in pandaria and alex is in the maelstrom (well, dragonflying above it--she needs to be in dragon form to remove it, and its yuge). You'll see.
>>487344360
>>487344596See this is the kind of shit I was talking about earlier this week. This kind of cringe cancer needs to stop. If WoW goes viral again we need to be better than this and welcoming. I want this general to grow not die during the Microsoft Blizzard Renaissance.
>>487343556Enhancement as always.I just recently leveled my destro lock and that feel pretty fun too.
>>487343978I think that raiding should be consolidated to a single difficulty that is slightly easier than the current Normal mode. I believe that this would best serve the majority of players and attract old and new players to the game, much in the way that Classic did (which has very easy raids).
>>487344596this but for futa homo's
>>487344652today is prepatch for the new expansion. the game is still down for another hour. we don't know ANYTHING.
>>487343556Maining BrM, main alts will be WW and Aug
>>487344596no
>>487344808Oh shit, my timing is fucking comical
>>487344790this but only if they bring back 40 mansat least allow the raids to scale up to 40, it doesn't make sense that it stops at 30
>>487344765new tree not having 16 2-pointer nodes all focused on making chaos bolt not weak shit is nice
>>487344803GET OOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTTT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>487344731this is the kind of healthy mentality we need
>>487344803based
>>487343978Because for the longest time Blizzards version of casual content was absolute bottom of the barrel slop>2 month long daily quest grind to earn a recolored mount>a new LORE questline that takes all of 20mins to complete>world quests or dailies to slowly grind a rep to exalted>anything involving pet battlesThis is the kind of garbage people think of when "casual content" is mentioned. Blizz has such a bad track record with casuals that the players have the right to be pissed when they hear more of it is getting added.
>>487344790lol shut the fuck up2% of players should see the endest of end games. Were you alive when TBC released? Just wondering
>>487344419Like >>487344230 said the game is bankrolled by these casual players, if there are no rewards or content that even remotely caters to them the game will die
>>487344331I personally miss daily heroics.
I will now take this time to get on my soap box while we wait
>>487344790I agree that raiding needs a revamp especially since, and I don't think anyone here would argue this, that M+ has been cannibalizing raiding for years at this point. But I know that the raiding revamp is coming during TWW. The M+ changes we got S4 shows that Blizzard is working on the evergreen features of the game.
>>487343978Don't tell me you're one of those "solo players" fags. Why can't you filthy casuals just play a different game
>>487345146the game is built upon casuals, to even think its not shows how little you know about the game. If you hate casuals so much go play Classic.
>>487345367no
give me pollaxesno polearms do not count there are none like pic rel
>>487345380>If you hate casuals so much go play Classic.classic is for casual shitters thothe game is a joke and you press 1 button
>>487343556still like 3 months until M+ opens upill decide then
>>487343978Most people playing wow sacrificed all their life skills for the game, so they gatekeep it like a religion.
>>487345209I fucking despise this community and will never use the dungeon finder again so long as there's nothing barred behind queueing. I'll walk to and solo any dungeon just so 4 of the braindamaged spiteful fucking women populating this game have to wait slightly longer for their queue to pop.
>>487345508i hate classic and i'm a casual, uwotm80?
>>487345474You wanna play Mordhau sometime bro?
Anyone who thinks they're superior because they do high keys, mythic raids, or high rated pvp are idiots.
>>487345508>you press 1 buttonlol grey parsing retard
>>487345609that's normal as wellclassic might be a joke but its so fucking tedious and boring
Gonna go play basketball soon.I hope it's delayed even longer so you fags can reeee in the general while I drain my 3s.
make casting more interesting pic reldon't say "noooo it was buggy in the Arx it isn't a good idea"just because the game was buggy on release doesn't make the concept bad. They patched it and it was fun afterwards. besides I just am using arx as an example for inspiration watching a cast bar fill up to cast a spell is not interesting.Evoker has some stuff stepping into this territory but we need way way more
>>487345595good job not letting hate control you anon, as that would be very feminine.
The only reason I'm installing retail again is for delves. So it better not just be a gimmick.
>>487345817They're a lot of fun.
>>487345817delves are just like scenarios
>>487345610I will buy when on sale next :) how add you?also please give dynamic ground combat pic rel
>>487345694ayo whiteboi'dis our courtyou better carry your ass back inside, or else
this wait is stressing me out i need to put on some 75hz binaural beats
>>487345903sweet
>>487345694>Gonna go play basketball soon.don't relax
>>487345817Oh no x 10Aha x 30
>>487345886Sir, 12 year olds are not allowed on this site. Come back in 6 years
>>487345947ideally we would have flying combat too but I am not going to push it to soon. Baby steps
>>487345716letting 4 fat retards kick you resulting in a half hour game ban would be downright slutty, whoring your leisure time out like that. nah my hates controlling them. they'll never know the pleasure of me carrying them and I'm fine with that.
Are guilds going to be cross realm now or not till official expansion launch?
>>487337236i am in love with Nicole from zzz!!!
>>487345886>FINE! GOSH! I'll buy the expansion, here's some money, but let me tell yook that was funny
>>487345694A REAL WOW GAYO WOW Gz
BIG FAT PANDA FUTA PENIS
>>487344790I don't think multiple difficulties are the problem, though I do thing four fucking difficulties is way too many. There should normal mode, which is slightly harder than the existing normal mode, and mythic and that's it. You should have to find a group to do them, LFR should not exist.>>487345086Here's what I think "casual content" should look like.>Daily heroic quest, heroics should be on the level of +0 Mythic dungeons>Daily quests that make you engage with the outdoor content in a way that isn't just repeating quests you've already done - ie, go to this area and fight some enemies and then a miniboss, go do some fishing, go craft something>A side distraction that had lots of effort put into it, ie the farm from MoP, Timeless Isle, maybe take a note from OG and make something like Bozja or Eureka but in the WoW style, so a large outdoor elite area like Jintha'alor with public events and bosses that spawn depending on certain conditions that you need a bunch of people to do
>>487344790You think raiding is too hard? Do people genuinely believe this?
>>487346303currently I am on the worgen x night elf dub con arc
Alright so... let's be honest here no shame ok? Both of them are BBC sluts, that's it... they actually like Big Black Cocks and preferably while being watched by white cucks and hey... that's ok...
>>487346421>>487346303forgot pic
Was will have an easier time finding higher key teams? Mage or warlock?
>>487346601Anon, they're female elves, they like white human doods. That's enough IR for them. And that shit is canon.
>>487345209The Consortium should have just been in every expansion.
>>487346601brain damage
>>487346601what is the fucking obsession with black dick, I just don't get itit seems every porn-addicted coomer ends up with a fetish for black dudes to the point that it's not even about the girl anymore
I hear that with the prepatch, we'll be able to transmog away pants. Is this true? Is the Age of the Slutmog upon us?
>>487346779it's a cuckold mentality. They like the abuse of being cringed at.
>>487346367post cutting edge
>>487346601BBC? dont you mean BGC? big green cock?
>>487346601There's a massive, massive space between your eyeballs and your tiny brain and one day someone is going to make that space disappear.
Does anyone have that video of baldy wiping to Shadowlands normal raids? I need a good laugh
had an average gamer type join just a m0, did terrible damage, below resto sham, but kept saying things like "HOLY!!!! YOU GUYS DAMAGE WOW!!" and after each boss he was like "Well done guys!" or "We did it phew!" He was complete shit but had a good heart and sometimes I judge people in this game too harshly, after deios he's like "I hope I can play like u guys soon that was so much fun"
>>487346731Unless mage is ultra meta I think locks get prio for soul/health stones and summons.
>>487346947Yeah pretty much this. Raids are supposed to be just masses of people overwhelming a bullet sponge. Not this dumb shit. Who has time for this.
>>487346947Anon, you're too young to be on here.
>>487346779fetish that preys on racism
>>487347018I think this is right. Goin lock
>>487347079>he must be young if he hates faggotsno I'm just incredibly based.
>>487343556fury war and if they don't nerf it ele.
retail needs a rank 14 grind with the best gear in the game.
>>487346947I've played for over 15 years and have never spoken to anyone. You can just join discord and listen to callouts with the occasional reply in game chat. I've always liked the social aspect of raiding but it's kind of embarrassing when you wipe because of 3 people and no one wants to tell them to play another game.
>487347194It's okay 12-year-old-anon. We all see how you're a big brave special boy. Now go back to Roblox.
>>487343556Enhancement even though I know we are utterly finished.
>>487346972wholesome energy good, it is sorely needed>>487346985holy kek I am saving this
>>487347391not an enh expert but stormstrike enhancement looks goodnot big on fire enhancement myself so that's good enough for me
>>487347350Yea thats my fucking point >you can just join and listenI don't want to fucking listen to faggots tell me shit, I know they are faggots and it pisses me off, and if they aren't faggots then its usually some 50 year old man who has a wife and kids and you hear the fucking children in the background. No thanks, i'd rather slice my fucking ears off.
>>487347391They're just in their "we'd really rather people not play enhancement" phase. It'll get everyone off the spec in time for 11.1 when we get them reworked into a support. Simple as
>>487347069they upped the combat res limit in lfr from 2 to 6 the other day. 6. why? are they scared you could start resurrecting too many people in lfr? would it take away the challenge, allowing you to cheese these bosses? would resurrecting 3 people in normal be far too much?
>>487346947Yup, it's a waste of time if it isn't IRL buds, but no one plays WoW anymore so skippa skippa
>>487347683I will take the guild filled with homos and faggots
>>487347641i haven't done it since bfai'm just not interested in it and i don't understand why people like it other than its a non-raiding source of gear
>487347560Oh, 12-year-old-kun is having some fun playtime tonight isn't he. It'll be his bedtime soon.
>>487347683thats even more fucking cringe, I don't want to join a single fucking guild in this game, Guilds are a plague on WoW.
if they allowed 2H enhancement, now THAT is a spec i could get behind
>>487347560then leave and find another guild, retardjust because you had one or two bad experiences doesn't mean all guild leaders are dudebro faglords
LFR should offer the normal raid, and heroic
>>487347775The ones who hate women and use hard r regularly?
I fucking hate discord and raid fags. But I want the gear. Need AI raid groups.
>>487347869They literally are lmfao>>487347797I wish I was 12 at least I'd be able to just watch cartoons again.
>i don't want to play with other people in a multiplayer gamesounding exactly like the subhumans on the wow forums and reddit
>>487347826maybe you're just the faggot then idk man
having flashbacks to the FUCKING FAGGOT in our guild who would play dane cook specials over ventrillo while we were clearing zg
>>487347975You're in luck
insider here:prepare for another extensionyou heard it here first, kiddies
>>487347952no the opposite anonI am what you might call a faggot
>>487348039theyre social to a fault, they'll ask your name, where your from. Bro I wanna talk about WoW, shut the hell up.
>>487348039It's massively multiplayer. That means the world, not instances.Do you support returning to 40-man raids? Why don't you like MMOs?
>>487348058if i were a faggot i'd join a guild. I am not a faggot.
>>487348068vent was good timeswild times too
>>487348083well, yeah, no shiteven once they're up the warband conversion is going to be buggy as hell. 10% chance we play today
>>487347069>what is pick up games
>>487348021skill issue
>>487348289Need LFR to work on normal and heroic
>>487348183oh then I'm a paladin
>>487348084Yeah, they're not exclusive
>>487348219>im the lone wolf alpha type>i dont need a guild in an mmospoken like a true faggot
>>487348393you know queers who are racist and sexist?
SERVERS UP!>SERVERS UP!SERVERS UP!>SERVERS UP!SERVERS UP!
>>487348276I probaby wont even log into the actual game to remove pants once I already fucken cum when I see my warband of fat piggies on screen. just let us log in
>>487348402not him but i have joined two guilds since legion and i didnt stay in either for more than a monthtoken literally not needed
>>487348083Are the servers not up yet? I just came for my REACT thread
>>487348492I don't believe you
>>487348492god dammit anon
>7PM PDT
>>487348202My computer cant run the game with 30 players, i am glad it can be done with less nowadays>>487348361I really like the pug atmosphere, hope it stays forever. This game is already too antisocial
7pm is ogre
>>487348476You don't?!
EXTENDED TWO MORE HOURS 7PM PDT
Objectively speaking, today will be the least pants per character visible in game, ever, in the history of the world of warcraft. Huge day. May even be the day with the least pants in Valdrakken in history. Huge. It would take a concerted effort fr Valdrakken to organically be any more pantsless than its going to be today. I am sso fucken hard
>>487348552still downextended to 7pst
>>487348659fuck you
>>487346367Mythics shouldn't be a big ilvl jump in rewards and heroics should be harder to outgear.
>>487347576enhancementBVLLS will never be a*gmentified.
>12 hour maintenance>ugliest loading screen everWelp. Back to No Man's Sky. See you tomorrow WoW, I guess ... >:(
>>487348202>Do you support returning to 40-man raids?i literally do
>20 minutes until extended again
>>487348730>>487348813
Insider at blizzard, it is chaos right now La'quersha messed up the transfer and accidentally clicked delete with her nails, all character data is gone, and we have no way to recover it
>>487348926lmao could you be any more late?>>487348893cool it. consider this a warning.
>>487348816nobody cares baal
>>487348727....noanon who are you hanging around?
>>487348828The ilvl gatekeep will never stop being funny. Ain't nobody got time for that in 2024
We lost the rugpull device... delay it again
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/c/community/general-discussion/171SUCH DEVASTATION
>>487348954im free, im free at last. thanks, La'quersha.
>>487348954my cheevies?!?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>487345694HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONGFUCK YOU I HOPE YOU MISS ALL YOUR 3S AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>487349021Refunding the collector's edition preorders, STAT!!!
guise what if the servers never come up
>10pm estI told you faggots about those diversity hires, but you wouldn't believe me kek
>>487348954how could this happen
>>487349351the shareholders will hang everyone involvedthe shareholders will deliver justice to the people
>>487349351Then I will play other games in a more balanced fashion instead of devoting too much time to WoW as a forever game and I'll have even more time to lift and hab segs with grils. :)
>>487348202>I want you to give me one (1) reason to not bring back 40 man raids.Retards always say they're hard to form like group finder and raid finder didn't solve this problem
>>487349006Pugging is a mess and the people at Blizz in charge of those systems don't give a fuck because they've been playing with the same guild/carry/boost group for years.I mean Ybarra literally sold boosts.
>>487349480this but goon
>>487349471anon, there are no shareholders anymore... this is a Microsoft game now. Blizzard isn't even a first line developer like Bethesda. WoW will boot up once ESO players have finished decorating their houses for the night
Sorry CHUD we need more time
>>487349295Undermine raid will have a goblin idol boss.
>>487349581good
so those ex blizz employees that formed a company are doing an MMO right?
LESS THAN 20 MINUTES HYPE
>>487349756What's in the envelope? A 24-hour all-access pass?
>>487349527You're right, retvrn to 54. Actually fuck it, has the technology not progressed in 30 years? Let's make it 100!*drums of war crescendo as the troops come over the hill*
>>487349731roxxi rocketgrip & bombshell belle
>>487349864>he doesn't know
Knot elves
>>487349869it's a smash invitation
>>487349914is this a doujin
>>487349864lol >>487348893
>>487350112
>>48734991410/10 would leash and keep as a pet.
>Can't focus on WoW because camgirls are in other window>Maintenance happens, and I havent watched any camgirls, just keep checking server list over and over.Let me guess, I log in and check cams while I sit in valdrakken? It's all so tiresome. It's all the same
>>487350216she's got nice tits.
They just pushed it to 7:00 PM PDT.
i miss the gobbo announcer from plunderstorm
>>487350304You're playing the game wrong, you should be leveling alts.
https://www.wowhead.com/news/servers-back-up-accessible-only-for-accounts-whose-primary-character-is-a-vulpera-339231what the fuck.you can't make this up.
So I've seen quite a few people now levelling at mailboxes in mopmix. I googled it and they're saving dungeon drops and using them all at once. Why is this better than just collecting them normally?
>>487350362welcome to 20 minutes ago
>>487350446we won
>>487350446>https://www.wowhead.com/news/servers-back-up-accessible-only-for-accounts-whose-primary-character-is-a-vulpera-339231holy shit she looks absolute slay queen honestly, those ex blizz employees better be making an mmo, I cant do this
>>487350468they juice the xp bonus and loot the xp drops at a certain threshold
>>487350468they are affected by the % xp on your cape. doing normal raids gives a guaranteed 7% exp bonus per boss.
>>487348893You're starting to upset me, Blizzard. I'm just trying to get my alt army ready for TWW. I'm going to let out all of my female (tranny) frustration out on /wowg/.
>>487350615riot finna save us
>>487350615>https://www.wowhead.com/news/faerin-lothars-shield-arm-more-details-about-her-chosen-prosthetic-339231I mean this>a distant relative of Anduin Lotharlmao Anduin fugged an orc or something, and it'll be the Hwite man colonialist and muh poor blacks narrativeyou know it
>>487350468This has been a thing since like the first week of remix. Basically you keep running normal raids on your low level alts, loot everything EXCEPT the raw xp. Each boss drops a +12% xp to cloak. Then once your cloak has a huge % xp gain bonus you collect all the raw xp from your mailbox and shoot up to 70. It's more efficient than looting the raw xp right away, as you'll get more from it out of the mailbox later once your cloak is fat.
>>487350796>I'm going to let out all of my female (tranny)you should channel that frustration into the courage you need to jump off a very tall building like all of the other sissy freaks
You are not playing the game today, just go to sleep
>>487349707we need congress to break up the MMO monopoly. Blizzard goes back to Vivendi. All is right again.
>>487350106Fem humies were made for smashie smashie!
>>487351206>just go to sleepit's 5pm
>>487350796do u think blizz will add an accessibility option to give her a fuckin arm? Since it's gross? And a lot of people are grossed out by it?Theyre ok with SOME hatred as long as they have 8 legsBlizz is fucked up
why does no one want to titfuck during erp? cmon its so hot, does way more to me than butt stuff yall try to push
>>487351206I can't keep gooning like this I need wow to break up the jerk sessions
Why aren't their any handicapable people in wow?
post 'emjust switched to horde. fuck alliance
>>487351307>why does no one want to titfuck during erp?because the people you are erping with are trannies and they don't have tits
>brb taking something out of the oven>brb got to let the dogs outbiggest lies in WoW lmao, ive seen the second one more times than there are dog owners in the world.
can someone explain the gearing changes? I opened a stream to see if the servers are up and they are talking about how hard you're going to fall behind if you don't spam dungeons.
>>487351206FUCK YOU I TOOK OFF TOMORROW FOR THIS I was prepared
>>487351697>i need to reset my router
>>487350796Doesn't the alt army PrEP start on the 30th
>>487351297so..... why are horde helping the human bastard of troll killers.....seems like an ally story they forget to include horde things......
>>487351730You need more crests to push your ilvl up. It literally doesn't matter outside of the bleeding edge.
>>487351495There are. They all play Vulpera and female Pandaren.
>>487351697>brb gotta walk the dog>mf really thinks a pug is just going to wait 20 minutes for him to walk twice around the block
>>487351858Yeah but do they have vitiligo?
>>487351853>You need more crests to push your ilvl up.>forced to do 9s and 10s>my class is completely uselessOk I learned my lesson I will never preorder again.
>>487351846Because the entire world will end if they don't, simple as.
>>487351254>congress>break up [...] monopolymyeah, maybe they'll rein in the military contractors next
SERVER LIST UP
>>487351570ENTER
>>487351947>my class is completely uselessIt's far more likely that you as a player are completely useless. I don't think there has ever been a point in time in WoW's history where all specs of a class were shit at the same time.
>>487351947Nah, you need more of the higher tier crests, so 12+. It's less homework keys and more playing the content you're supposed to be.
>>487351570bad move hombre, humies just got double harth
AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH IM LOSING MY FRICKEN MIND!!!
>>487352103>it's real
>>487352031a cripple can't stop the world from ending. I'd gouge her eyes out while she wiggled her stub and weakly slapped at me with her one good arm, then show her eyeless corpse to the arathi and say the nerubians did it. watch them elect an able leader within ten minutes and be 100x better off for it.
>>487351570Horde is lame. Alliance is also lame. Scourge faithful forever.
>>487352191>Nah, you need more of the higher tier crests, so 12+12s drop more crests?
>>487351931Only Michael Jackson has that, it's not a real thing
>>487352103>>487352245you guys are fucking assholes
Did you guys know you get banned for 'racism' if you have a guild that excludes, e.g., Gnomes? Fascinating
>>487352375they're not lyingits been up for the last six hoursthey're all offline however.
>>487352375it's true, we can see the server list, they just aren't online
>>487352375don't pretend like you aren't logging in periodically to check
>>487352367They drop the same amount of crests, but you need more of them specifically. So you're not doing low level homework keys to upgrade gear anymore, you're just doing the keys you want to be doing anyway.
>>487352361WE WILL NEVER BE SCOURGEBut we will, be comped
>>487352575Man that sucks.
>Entire raid has to wait because 1 nigga got lostHow hard could it be to just code bosses to tele everyone not withtin 50 yards into their arena?>But that would ruin reseting bosses to refresh cds!Good, that degenerate shit needs to go anyway.
Severs will go live exactly 19 minutes and 43 seconds after this post goes out. Doubt me if you must, but remember my message as one of hope and faith.
>>487352427'member the addon that hid BR groups?
>>487352031ThE wOrLd WiLl EnD uNlEsS tHeY jOiN fOrCeszzzzzzzz ive heard this stroy already grandpa
>>487351380WHY WHY WOULD YOU WASTE THAT MANY NUGGIES?!?!?!
>>487352575Exquisite form, gymnastbro. Solid; thick; tight.
Also let me be evil I dont want to save the world anymorelet my warlock be his true self
>>487352982Do you not want to do keys to get good gear? If so you're welcome to raid, pvp or do delves instead!
We're getting an Undermine raid in TWW?
>>487353164there is no evil you are just misunderstood :)
>>487352931Exactly, that's why the faction war is stupid and has been since TBC. It was fine when the other faction was the only real threat, but now it's just annoying baggage from a bad time in gaming.
>>487346967https://youtu.be/C4pUvNC9jBM
>>487352931thislet us experiment with being evil
>yfw not only do you wait for maintenance but you will also wait another 20 mins to 5 hours based on your account game info and all the shit you've done over the years and the queues of *everyone* else doing it at the same time.
>>487353362fake and gayshit like this was cool exploring good actions in evil people
>>487352458they were down again for a bit 30 minutes ago
>>487353308Zone + raid i hope
Most mazepilled timewalking camp?
>>487353404>from a bad time in gaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub747pprmJ8&t=63
I wish the class halls were still a thing, i would even accept the death of the alliance and the horde!
>>487353457yeah I don't expect to get to play tonight at allwarbands are going to fuck up the servers something fierce as the game tries to consolidate everything you've ever done in-game to one unified systemthe servers will go up and then immediately crash
>maintenance extended againI’m baffled every single patch
>>487354226Jesus christ go back to hhgor at least post semi related wow stuff
expansion should combine mists gardening, a simplified garrison and table missions by allowing you to buy one (1) inn in the world and you just fucken chill in it, improve it a bit, plant some cabbages. Would this be based?
>>487354234>>487353457Yup. Every person trying to do this at once is going to clog the system up and cause even more chaos.
>>487354234eventually they have to let us in tonight right? RIGHT?>>487354226actually I am sorry I see you did post something related but god damn did you really follow me from hhg?
>>487354381Currently not going live til 10pm eastern. All of us east coast wagies have work in the morning.
>>487343978wow has always been for casuals
Servers down and I have 25 minutes to coom to sweaty goblin ass before wife gets home
w8 it's not on?!!
>>487353782If you want to get /mazed/ you will have to figure out your own leveling path
my fucking dick
>>487354914confirmed male
>>487354914ALLIANCE STACYS LOOK LIKE THAT?!
>>487354807wife's gonna freak!
>>487354914woooow she looks like every tranny battle.net likes to promotenice taste lmaowhat does she do? is she a mount hunter or smth?
the new patch is out. where is all of the hype at?
>>487354974no i refuse to belive that
>>487354914>>487354974that just makes it better
>>487354914>unicornBased pvritymaxxer
>>487354914This is what Night Elf females look like irl. Basic twitch thots. Show me a real WoW woman. 35+, white, and overweight. That's the American dream right there.
>>487355127but patch event is 30th, hype delayed
>>487354974I can see it. would fuck regardless thoughever
>>487354914No tits though?
>mob xp nerfed to the point that it takes Lineage 2 amounts of grinding without questsBlizz finally hates chinks as much as they hate themselves
https://www.wowhead.com/npc=643/previously-datamined-player-pronoun-selection-menu-available-in-barber-shop-with-next-week-pre-345376oh no no no wowbucks??? better respect my pronouns or i WILL report you
>>487354914>Female (male)
>>487354914she'd look good with a fat black schlong in her pussy
>>487355259>but patch event is 30thWHAT THE FUCK IS ION'S PROBLEM???
>>487355219damn I dont have any softcore porn of fat wow females
>>487355298Probably a botting measure? It's not like they have employees to ban them
>>487354914>>487354974you can literally hear it in the voice *puke*
>>487354914
I just want to log into my draenei and goon :(>>487355351Why are (((americans))) like this?
>>487355657microplastics in their water has destroyed their brains
>>487354914>tfw no discord kitten streamers on HordeThey'll come back in Midnight. Calling it now.
>>487355303>Ze/hir/hirs>Xe/xem/xyrs>Ver/vir/vis>Te/tem/ter>E/em/eirswhat is this shit
>what the fuck? Your DPS fucking sucks, gtfo, gear up more before trying m+7 and wasting everyones time>Excuse me? [Ashes of Al'ar] I suggest you lower your tone when addressing me if you don't own one of these.
>>487355303>https://www.wowhead.com/npc=69/blizzard-to-ban-all-straight-male-players-and-conservatives-in-the-war-within-173829omg its true!!! chuddies are GONE!!
>>487355219all the females I’ve met in wow are a mix of married/30+/land whales
>>487355769uh, then who is all playing female vulps?
>>487355793STOP LAUGHING AT US ACE COMBAT 6STOP FUCKING LAUGHING, STTTTTOOOOOPPPPP IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT
>>487355546fuck it's true that's a mans voice 100%. can't believe i'm saying it but still would.
>>487355851>[easily farmable mount that actually isn't rare anymore]ftfy
>>487355793>yeah kick him he sucks>ya>yep>excuse me? He?>[anyone says literally anything]>I've just reported you all. Hopefully blizzard follows through, no room for hate in this game. Wow. Im crying rn"You know what Blizzard will do to those reported, lmaooooo
I'd plap Hazel and Asmon. It'd be pretty spooky but I feel like I could get the job done.
Are we being raided
On a paler horse is just worse 100% of the time right? Except for questing I guess.
>>487356063yeh thats the joke
>>487356201everyone is just waiting for the servers with their dick on their hand
>>487356241on a paler horse is horse a meme
>>487355875chaudbros... it's ogorian
>WoW started an update
>>487356509LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>487356241it's 100% uptime when outdoors, death charge is a cooldown.
>>487356241might be useful in outdoors dungeons/raidsfor PVP it'll be a ton of fun though
>>487356509NOT A DRILL, IT HAS INDEED
What are healers gonna be like in new expansion, I looked at them recently for dragonfart but they just looked too over convoluted and the talent trees a mess. Are they being changed in this prepatch?
>>487355851Seeing accounts with 30k+ achievements and no cutting edge or worthwhile m+ or PvP rating is embarrassing. Housewife accounts
>>487356509What's this, the third update since the servers went down?
Everyone update your client to clog servers!
>>48735596130+ year old mentally ill men
>>487356659Every healer got buffed, tanks nerfed.
>>487356509>>487356598>>487356638thats not a good thing.that means the patch was so fucked that it needed to be hotfixed to work at all.Diversity hires in controleverything is fuck1187914125 hours patch downtime extensions waited.
>>487356739Give She'quandah a chance.
>>487356604Yeah but it's unholy not blood. You can only go as fast as the rest of your party anyways. >>487356635I hadn't considered pvp. Mite b kewl.
>>487356661Good parody post. Play high; sell low
>>487356241on a paler horse is clearly the only option
>>487343357It's all ogre now. TWW is a failure. Time to dump WoW and put stock in AoC
>>487356869hotfix these tiny little nuts, FAG
>>487356958Cortes was pretty based ngl
>>487356661they think people see 100% fishing acheivements and go "Wow"On the flipside if you get kicked for shit DPS you can criticize how many cooking awards theyve got probably maybe
>>487356241doesnt work in arena, idk about bgblitz but death charge is unbelievably goodits divinesteed and freedom in one button essentially but you can still get rooted but immune to knockback
>>487356869I'm sure i could beat you irl
>>487357205>taking scripted encounters this seriouslyLMAOMAO@ ur life
>>487356914that's some narrow band thinking
>>487356997>Furfag leaps to defend Troons, Unqualified Women, Afri-kins and Poo-in-loosand literally no one was surprised.
UPDATE>UPDATEUPDATE>UPDATE
>>487357301nice seetheenjoy sleepwalking through checklists
>>487357326>Furfagbold of you to assume, doomer
>12 hour maintenanceits fucking JOEVER
>>487357287how many cords of lumber have you moved by hand in the last month. I bet its less than me.I could strongfat your crossfit gymrat ass into the ground, you goddamned twink. I will big gay lumberjack rape you.
Anon said setting up an AI chat bot for smut is easy but I don't know what the fuck any of this shit meanswtf do I do
>>487357301I bet you dont even have 20 cooking awards lmaothis nigga doing m+'s and he aint even finished intro fishin, ngl, be better. lmaooooo nigga aint even levelled his archaeology 700 yet
>>487347842funny image now that legion is considered the best expansion
>>487356997of course the foxfag will white knight for blizzard
Is TWW going to be as bad as SL?
>>487357518no, not really its a pretty safe assumption.
>>487357570im heredownload lm studioin app, download noromaid 0.4load it up, tell the ai it's a horny catgirl and to erp with yougo to /g/lmg/ for help
>>487357326actually I am the furfag
>>487357594shh. don't remind them they hated it and complained about it start to end.
>>487357698uh huh, and taurens players all want to fuck cows, undead are all necrophiliacs, gnome/goblin players are pedophiles, etc... right?
>>487357536You can't rape me if i'm willing
Furry > amputated diaper childlike gnome pedobait
>>487357679Worse
>>487357859>t. f night elf
>>487357854Cows, necros and pedos didnt design the races though. Furfags and fat chicks obviously designed worgen, vulpera, kul tiran and zandalari faces. It was design by a BIPOC-community and it shows
>>487357854Tauren are beastmen not furries and they get a pass.Undead males players are edy 14 year old asshole either actually or in spirit.Undead Female players are EITHER goth girls or necrophiliacs, the UD fem poster in this thread is 100% a necrophiliac.Gnome players are all pedosGoblin players are just weird but are not pedos.
>>487358090>>487358109woah that's a lot of words/cope, not reading lol
I miss Emily
>>487357940kek
Still nothing.
>>487357742Think I found it thanks anon
>>487357679>Bad login screenIt's worse
yes hello post jaina and alexstraza
Wait I thought you had to pick 1 of the 3 routes to go down for hero talents. You just fucking get all of them? Why isn't it just baked into the class with the "choices" put into the talent tree?
>>487357940>my diarrhea is better than your diarrhea
"He" and "she" are two extreme binaries that don't leave room for other gender identities, which can be hurtful for transgender, nonbinary, and gender queer communities.Ultimately, you probably don’t want to make incorrect or hurtful assumptions about someone’s gender — they could be agender, nonbinary, or uncomfortable identifying with “he” or “she.”
>>487358109Im female dark iron dwarf roguewhat archetype am I in your mind? and what about when you see female belf monkes?
>>487358273are you retarded? the choice is choosing which hero talent tree to pick
>>487357940vulpera are niggers confirmed
>>487358253you need to get the 7B version i think. not enough ram for the 13B
>>487358109>Goblin players are just weird but are not pedos.This is actually a pretty accurate representation of me.
>>487358292big words hurt monkey brain
>>487358426I picked the one it said is compatible, all the others said they might not be compatible
>>487358273it was done this way so it didn't have to be balanced, ion said this during the presentation.if you were given +10 talent points and the new ones were shit, you'd load up on the old talents instead. they'd have to make sure the new talent tier is stupidly OP or go back and break any busted synergies in the old talent tiers.
>>487358375Except it shouldn't be is the thing. It would be like getting enough points to fill out the entire talent tree for your spec. >the choice is choosing your spec!It's retarded. Bake it in or make the choices matter.
haha but imagine the sound of 4 wet, naked dwarfs in my bandaid slappin together in intense 4 way scissor action though
>>487358530it's kind of like a zip file, they expanda bit when you load it. you also need some more free ram on top of that for it to remember the conversation
>>487358304fem dark iron rogue is either exactly what it looks like or a "femboy" trap player. There is nothing wrong with either, Femdors are not my favorite but they are a solid B tier, Dark Irons are better than normal dorfs and they should have been horde goddamnit.as for you the player Femdorf player is either a non-typical female or a weirdboy or some sort. My short, intelligent, autistic sister played a lot of femdorfs. >Fembelf Monka solid choice, I have one.Kinda generic IMO, theyre one of the best horde monke options if you dont want to go for the Obvious Male orc or the meme male tauren.As much as people shit on fembelf melees fighter I think monk works perfectly fine. They are an agility class and one of the Master Trainers in the peak of serenity is a fembelf.
IT'S FUCK UP LETS GO
>>487358397All horde are niggers
>150 GB
>>487358980(You)
>>487358292I want to verbally abuse you. Filthy tranny fag.
>>487359004It’s to counter the fact that the alliance is all trans
WHERE. IS. MY. PREPATCH?!
https://youtu.be/lbjRlxvKLBc?si=55GuK59rYdm3dnVL
>>487359004yeah but at least we're based
>>487359247TWW is a failure anyways. Just wait for the last expansion in 2027.
>>487359156thanks for informing us of your intent beforehand
>got my Taco Bell and Baja Blast>game still isn't up
>>487358292>declare war on every language and culture in the world>"omg why does everyone hate us?!"
now would be a good time to shower
>>487359426time to drink 14 beers
I would rather be kind to everyone and be happy
>>487357536you’re fat and gay and bottom
>>487357536bet you couldn't beat up a bullet from a gun tho (: weakling
does anyone else want a worgen milf hag with tits the size of watermelons to beat them up? haha
>tfw fighting the urge to play female characters because of the transgender mental illnessHow do I fight this, wowsisters?
>>487359771careful, you'll shatter his fragile masculinity
WHY CANT I PLAY THE GAME RIGHT NOW???? WTF DEI HIRES!!!!!
>>487359565Still not joining your faction. Enjoy another expansion cycle of never getting world first.
>>487359953I don't self-insert. I make female characters to jerk off to
>>487359953playing women in games is betterdo itbe cute
>>487359953I would fill that gobbo slut with coom the very instant i laid eyes on her
>>487359952yes.
>Still not up>Can't play classic without mass report scripts targeting me for being in low-level zones>Too dumb to know how to play private serversBros....
>>487360192
>>487359953play female but name yourself some goofy/non-lore friendly ass name so no one assumes
>>487359953some female animations/models are better than the male versionsNightborne, BE, Pandaren, Goblin come to mind.
>>487360192>>487360279this dog does good bait
>>487359953i don't self insert, i play fem pandaren because they are funny looking
>>487360278Just give up on WoW.
>>487359763> M'Lord, Here's your world first "Kind" achievement sir.>>487359953It's not tranny. Making sure that you male char 'looks good' in his cloth casting dress? Thats gay nigga.My dwarf in bra and soon no pants? Based.
>>487360278go to turtle wow .com or whatever it isdownload their exeinstall itliterally that simple
>>487359953troons are responding to you
>>487358397no
>>487360192>>487360279i'm not a furfag... BUT
>>487360554why'd you out yourself like that
don't open
>>487360561
>>487360683lmao
>>487359953ok so its like this.Play whatever you likepretend it has a dick if you want, or not.maintain separation between reality and fantasydon't troon out IRLor, if you do, keep your dick, its just better that way for everyone.but for real though. Its a fantasy game, engaging in fantasy within it is OK. Just don't make the mistake of thinking that reality and fantasy are the same. Enjoying RPing as a fem or some kind of trap is not the same as being trans.Ive been playing female characters in wow since 2004 and getting into all manner of weird shit with them. But IRL I am a big hairy bi-dude. I am not and will never be a woman. its called Autogynophilia and its a fetish, not a lifestyle.
I hate WoW. Why are you all troons and fags?
>>487359953I play undead and hate the hump the male models have so I switched to a female a few times. Personally, I like to imagine my character's doing an orochimaru type of thing and switching vessels. I almost always go back to male because I'm not a chick but armor in this game looks way better on a lot of the fem models, especial femdead
DANCE STUDIO UP
>>487360561theres a faggot ass vulpera on frostmourne that might be u
guys is WrA Horde RP strong or alive enough? i'm not looking for MG levels of server life but is it alive enough? u know what i mean
>>487361003it's alright. definitely not on MG levels but passable
>>487359953i've always wondered for how many guys play girl characters and make waifus, are there as many girl players out there who make male characters/husbandos?
>>487360279BRRRRAP
>>487360840you just proved that guys point you're a bi faggot and you play women, shut the hell up and stop wrecking it for all of us, degen. Basically he was saying youre a sexual deviant if you play a female character, and you fuckin proved it.
>>487360983I’m on wyrmrest
>>487361003it’s the most alive you will find for horde rp but it is 50% vulpera i shit you not
>>487360996see guys it's live
>>487361267dirty slut is asking for it
>>487360840Based.
>>487361331>but it is 50% vulpera i shit you notbased
I LOVE WOW. I WANT A CUTE VULPERA TO SHIT IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY EYES. I WANT TO SMEAR HER SHIT ALL OVER ME. I LOVE WOW!!!!
I'm downloading another update from shaniqua
>>487361267no... don't post that.... you're crushing my fantasy about you being a white pride female (female) anon....
>>487361337I can fix her
Still not live
GAME IS STILL DOWN!
Wyrm RP Gang >a bunch of furry vulps planning their next orgy>the male orc lurker hoping for vulp coomhole >a couple tranny dragons who think they’re special
it's up
>>487343357>>487343656So now that we've had a year to reflect, were the freckles an improvement?
>>487361496White power!
>>487361615yes
>>487361563your ass.
>>487360840I can't separate reality from fiction because I WANT IT so bad. I want to be a woman so bad that it makes me so sad and confused. I try not to think about it but today is one of those hard days. I will never be a woman. Ever. But I sure wish that I could be. Let me keep it WoW related. I play a female goblin and I'm like man I sure wish I could be this in real life and have people treat me like I look like her irl.
30 minutes of gooning to go
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SERVER. YOU CHUD. YOU FUCKING CHUD!
>>487361615ya
>>487361003not an RPer myself but i have heard consistently over the years that the RP on WRA is concentrated in guilds, which is apparently not how its done on MG ally. and that the vulpera problem is even worse than the blood elf one.
>>487361615I'd still fuck her. In dragon form.
>>487361742Do you like sucking futas off ?
>>487361742me too anon
>>487360305night elf females? literally the most obvious example
>>487361259>Basically he was saying youre a sexual deviant if you play a female character, and you fuckin proved it.yesand thats fine.being a "sexual deviant" is not some heinous thing.The problems arise when people lose track of reality, try to make their fantasies real and demand other people pretend with them to maintain their self-deceptions.Ben Franklin was a Huge degenerate.Thomas Jefferson fucked a bunch of half breeds into his house slaves.Boomer neo-putritanism is dying and thats for the best. The key is to maintain grounding in what is actually possible vs what is not.
>>487361615YES
>>487361615I dont eat food if a women with a mole or too many freckles prepares it. Does that answer your question? Or...?
/wowg/ - world of tranny craftyou know you guys are making it real hard for me to fling shit at the zeevy right?somethings arent meant to be shared.
>>487361835Keep your heterosexual cock obsession cope away from me.
>>487361870>Boomer neo-putritanismNooo!!! My favorite tiktok personality said it is le bad! He is rich and famous and has a fancy car!!!
>>487361615what do freckles translate to in dragon form? whiskers?
HOLY SHIT A PATCH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>487361615The freckles are very cute, but I don't know if Alexstrasza should look all that cute and approachable.
>>487354914She 1000% owns a knotted dildo and wishes it was a Worgen no doubt about it
>>487362000i would imagine it would be something like "spots"
>>487361975>Heterosexual But anon you are a man - a troon - you are a gay man
>>487361870Just try be pure bro. It might be ok here and now because everyone around you is forced to accept it, but its objectively bad. Stop it man, come on. Knock it off.
>>487361742>wish I could be this in real life reality is that you can't>and have people treat me like I look like her irl.and attempting to force this just makes you crazy.so dont force it. accept the limits, work with them not against them. Trying to just ignore physical limitation ends you up looking like a freak and 41% cus no one except other freaks wants anything to do with you.
>>487361615nu alex is so hot, they did something right for oncethe best would have been to stick her new cute face on her sinful HOTS body, however
>>487362042you're laughing, but a patch just hit some poor anon's house
>>487361615pure sex
>>487361742female goblin is female NYC jewish archetypeyou might be attracted to uppity cunts. Try that before impurity brother. It's one life, just knock it off for one damn life.
>>487359771I feel so called out by this post
IT'S UP
>>487361980this may come as a shock to you e-celeb obsessed zoomers but some of us ancient millennials are in fact capable of forming our own opinions without any outside input at all.I do not and will never refer to any streamers for opinions or advice. The chances of some sub-count chaser being better informed than me about literally any issue are virtually nil.
>>487362261
>>487361003Don't fucking go to Wra its legitimately dead. I transferred from Illidan to Wra thinking it'd be alive and shit but chat was absurdly dead and I never really saw anyone besides a few people at that one inn in org. I transferred to MG horde and even though the server is mostly alliance I've seen more people on trade chat here than I did on wra. Just hoping they add cross faction chat so I can read all the alliance shitposting
>>487358397Better to be a horde nigger than be an alliance femboy who takes BBC off stream.
>>487362393Time to open up the noname catalogue again
WHERE'S MY PATCH SHANEQUA?
mmm yes, good... GOOD... post more strasza reaction images...
>>487362436WEIRD BOY ALERTPEPES IN THE CHAT BOYS
>>487362146>Just try be pure bro.No, I will be debauched, and I will enjoy it.And you have no say in the matter.>>487362158Her HOTS body is fat and gross, people who gush over it are either coping fatties are psyopped chubby chasers. Her face in HOTS is shit too.
>>487362568i only have old 'strasza pics
I was going to clean the whole housethis patch was going to be differentI was going to fix everything up, my life man. I was going to do the washing and dishes and order new clothesI still need to, I didn't, it's 11:39 am and I havent slept or played WoWim in shambles or smth
so what did you bros get done today?
>>487362698this but goon
19 minutes
>>487361615Yeah she's hot as fuck
>>487362803misc. various.I did things. Didnt even think about maintenance haha whats that? Living life, etc.
Delayed until 10pm
>>487362875Before the third extension hits.
>>487362261what if she did that when she was laying an egg that would be so silly
if evens delay againif odds it goes live
The absolute state of this game. We're paying for this.
>>487361003>>487361779>>487362506been telling you all for years now that there are 2 kinds of Servers.Moonguard and dead/dying servers that will be graveyards.MG is growing and has been for years, and its growth has to do with it being a great server. People come here and stay. Other servers people go because of some guild or because of stats, none of which has staying power.MG is the best server because its the only one with an actual living community. It's like a time machine back to when WOW was a real MMO.When choosing a server you either choose MG or you choose wrong.
>>487362393When will noname animate tongue kissing
>>487361889>>487362109Gorgeous
>>487362924post-ironic unironic shills the 'ead
>>487362974motherFUCKER
Its not delayed
>>487363047 negative a couple years
>>487363047Already did. Assumi x Alexstrasza
>>487363216>>487363224Needs to be more
>>487363005goon bard futurism
>>487363047>he hasnt seen the assumixalex clip
15 more mins till it's extended again
>>487363216What a fucking treat
20 minutes until another extended maintenance notification?
Stop bitching about the maint when you should know now this happens
>>487363285I've exposed myself as a fake gooner its so fucking over
i play on emerald dreami just picked it when i started because i saw it was RPPVP and i thought that was funnyi should have went to area 52
the real pre-patch is the friends we made along the way
>>487363047Need to see a worgen shove his tongue down Assumi's throat while she bounces on his knot
>>487363161good taste.
>>487363417They pretend to patch and we pretend to expect it
Jeez, all those players with terminal illnesses you see around the forums etc., I wonder if in these moments they really reflect on what's important, and maybe it's not WoW, but the life they set aside to revel in nostalgia from 15 years agoThose poor, definitely terminally ill players
>>487363463vulpera mating ritual
>>487363524A man of culture that knows exactly what I'm talking about
>>487362326>>487362148based deniers.
>>487363497At least it isn't Venture Cope
>>487363595Forums always seem to attract the human filth of the world for some reason. Long-form discussion really attracts the autism like flies to shit.
>>487363417there was a time when it didntA golden time after WoW got its shit together and before DEI ruined everything in the world.When patches deployed and worked within the initial downtime, and sometimes servers came back up hours early. When the game was operated by white amercian men and some asians.We bitch about this because some of us know it does not HAVE to be this way, and that rather it is this way because of some absurd clownworld bullshit where we hire netowrk techs and software devs based on skin color and genital mutilation, not actual relevant skills.
IT'S FUCKING UP NOW
I want to see a 4 hour new delay just to watch the fallout on the forums.
>>487363417>stop having funno, I don't think I will
i'll take these last 10 minutes before we're in the next generation to tell you that i miss my wife wowg and i hope they bring her home in this expansion
>>487363774confirmedfor being a faggot
lmao
EXTENDED TO FUCKING 9
>>487363757Everyone got banned from the forums a decade ago
>never got the sark mount to drop on a single character >tfw
midnight eastern now
>>487363901THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU OR YOUR TIMEI WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A DEALER IF HE SAID 8 HOURS AND TOOK 16, LIKE NIGGA U RUN A BIDNESS OR NOT? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT AM I? JUST FUCKING DIRT TO YOU?
>>487363901
>>487363901oh HORSESHITLET ME IN NIGGERSGOD DAMNIT NIGGA CANT GO TO WORK ALL FUCKING DAY AND NOT COME HOME AND PLAY FUCKING WORLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
owari da..............
>>487363914Anyone have the Troll telling GC to suck his cock?
These delays are our strength.
>>487363901>beta in complete shambles>release it onto live anywayI don't know what else people where expecting
>>487363901>two more weeks
>>487363901Are they planning on giving out game time?They just wasted an entire paying day for customer's subscription. They used to do this in the past for unreasonable maintenance times.
>9PM9PM>9PM9PM>9PM9PM
>>487363497ED isnt that dead, but def more activity in Alliance
>>487363901holy fuck LMAOwasn't it originally supposed to be 4 hours ago?
We are anonymous
>>487364164in the past, when it's a day like this, they typically have given everyone an extra day of gametime.
Theyre delaying it til I clean the houseit's divine intervention. Sorry chuds. Doing it now like it's a wow quest haha amirite? It's all about meeeeeee
back to gooning
>diversity hire the dregs & scum of California>get what you fucking deserve
>>487364053
what did they mean by this?
>Another 4 hours before I can jerk it at GoldshireFucking why
>>487364391The person in my mind when I hear blizzard dev was pretty fucking spot on wow
>>487363901warband conversion process: 16 hours of crashing servers, bugged logins and queues
>>487364491He is in charge of the riot mmo
>>487364164you will get tendies and you will like it
you guys are sadistic self hating idiots that will do this to themselfs next patch toomaybe idk, quit??
>>487364560Wasn't that Titan'd?
>>487364560>He
>>487364560riot mmo means nothing to meI want ex blizz devs new company to create an MMO with their dog and white people
APOLOGIZE
>>487364652feet now
>>487364389they are waiting for the DoorDash to arrive so they can feed before working again
>>487362109>but I don't know if Alexstrasza should look all that cute and approachable.Give her some muscles. That would set the right tone.
>>487361747Until you transition?
>>487364278clean your house you filthy little grease goblin
>>487364203they really should just do 24hr maintenance window
>>487364687No but they restarted development.>>487364715Yes he is a male.
All you had to do was apologize to him.
IM IN
>>487364956>filthy little grease goblin
>>487364391based terfvanas
https://twitter.com/BlizzardCS/status/1815926948494991403I do not quite remember the last time a big maintenance touched 9PM
>>487365056working like that can't be good for her back!
>>487362261anal with alex
>>487365056holy moly is that real? I love green jewish women now
>Have to wait 14 hours just to play an expansion that we'll hateWhy
>>487365000Imagine beating him to an unrecognizable pulpWould be very fun desu
>>487365127they are revamping half the classes. it’s going to be a shit show of OP tuning the next two-three weeks.
>>487365127Overworked and underpaid DEI employees are implementing some of the biggest backend changes in a patch to date, it'll still probably launch and permanently brick a bunch of accounts for the fools that log in right away
>>487365197how many retards like you are going to log in and realize it's just the prepatch and not the expansion
>>487365127Remember vanilla? The server would shut down for days.
The truth is all our characters got deleted and they are manually trying to recreate everything because lost the backups
>>487365334Have people ever genuinely thought it was xpac launch on prepatch before?
>>487365000Been real quiet since the "it's not a DDoS, we just weren't prepared for this many resubs" post
What's the most brainless spec to parse pink with?
>>487365301>overworkedmore like the remaining 10% white men in the department are working overtime while the sheboons & other swarthoid vermin are toasting in the break room with some champagne for another job well done of being non-white
they're 2 hours from not launching it on the 23rd
>>487362109Some light freckles can still be sexy and mature.
>>487365473don't envy the intern who has to go through and painstakingly recreate all the ERP mail i've saved over the years
>>487365491WotLK prepatch kind of was because of the hilarious power creep of it
>>487365575They go by PDT, fellow EST sufferer. They still have five hours.
>>487365434>unexpected global phenomenonvs>shit they've had 20 years to learn how to do properly
>all realms offlineFUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>EDF6 launches at midnight est>if they delay it again or don't have the servers up by then not only will it not have launched on the 23rd but people would have moved on to saving mother earth from any alien attack
>>487365575They're actually not going to in my time, it's 12am EST.
I took a day off work to play this
>>487364631Honestly I'd rather have ~400 tendies than a day of game time.
>>487365826so you took Wednesday off?
Come play warcraft rumble and also rate my Sneed team
>>487365649Stop fetishizing my culture, racist objectifier
>>487365473Big oof.
>>487365827Smart
>>487365826are you fucking retarded
>>487363901Genshin Impact and Granblue Fantasy give out gems every time there is maintenance and those games are F2P. Plus, when they say 8 hour maintenance they get it done in those 8 hours.americans just don't mind getting buttfucked dry by Blizzard. Also your holiday """events""" are creatively bankrupt and ass.>Blizzard: We be don in bout 8-ISH hours i reckon>Blizzard: Make that tenz-ISH hours>Blizzard: Make that twoELVE-ISH hours>Blizzard: Make that FIRTEEN-ISH hours>Blizzard: Make that FIFteen-ISH hours>Blizzard: -ISH
>"I should not have laughed when la'quesha asked 'git what?', while looking around hi-- uh, her desk."HAHA BLIZZARD AM I RITEAND 16 HOURS LATER WE HERE LOLS
>>487363417>stop having funno
>>487365575So I get my money back? False advertising. Liable to be sued.>>487365935Yes, he is.
>>487365827What, 400?! That would last a fortnight, yeah in my tum we 'bout to chow down-chow down!
Pacific chads, we're not going to have to worry about server capacity thanks to those eastern cucks having to go to sleep.
>>487365921even 250 would be ok.a day of game time is only 50 cents.250 tendies is a couple bucks and actually compensates my frustration with something immediately useful that allows me to grab another thing or two off the post in a month where I would have been short.Actually tendies as compensation for stuff like this being the normal would be preferable. Fucking send it.
>>487363901AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI just came back hoping it would be up nowWTF BLIZZARD
>>487365871I still cannot believe this game is something that was actually made and that we have to be occasionally reminded of it ingame from those stupid vending machines.
>>487365575Uhhhh akchually 23rd is the date they start working to release it, not when it actually goes live...chuddie
>>487366260DEI hires ruined everything. Shouldnt have supported Sweet Baby Inc and BlackRock.
BLIZZARD
>>487366241FUCK YOU I WILL STAY UP
This was all to be expected, still grim though. I'm sick of waiting to make my Belf male harem.
>>487365871lmao I throw down my sneed mini to see if anyone around is based. If they are they will say Sneed and I will know they are based and sneed pilled.
>>487366417There is no new content coming in the pre-patch this week though. Why even bother?
WHERE ARE THE SERVERS, BLIZZARD?!
>>487366578there absolutely is new content
>an entire day of remix wastedAAAAAAAAAA
>>487365883I will coom to who I want, when I want.
>>487366642
>>487366773Lmao how the fuck are not done with remix?
>>487366645New bank tab and character select screen?
>>487366773>Remix gets extended by one day to make up for this>The rest of the playerbase, who has long since been done with remix, gets nothingI can see this happening.
>>487366342FINK! The blood of your sacrifices, of Bar Koziba, demands justice!
>>487366894dont we get new questline?
>>487366894A bunch of reworked talent trees, all mounts skyriding, transmog farming made 100x easier
so every character we have is in a warband now? like I get the shared inventory and shit, but is it just a new word for our chars?
>>487366860Never forget the fallen tea party patriots
>>487366894this >>487367054 too
>>487367075yes. warband is your entire account
>try watching a story recap video>end up more confused than beforeI only know the lore up until WoTLK.. should I just give up?
>>487366865too busy plapping my gf
>>487367075It's based on the stall carrying capacity of gay bath houses in Irvine California
>>487367075It's just how they are calling the account wide+alt friendly reworked systems i believe
>>487367220>I only know the lore up until WoTLK.that's when the story came to an end. anything after wrath is nu-blizz slop.
>>487367220yesthis is ironically a better story than what has been happening lately
You double niggers know that some mentally ill tranny is gonna rage and DDOS because he (MALE) can't visit his fursona in-game for a full day when the servers do go up, right?
>>487367249>plappingYou're a virgin.
>>487367220The game died after MOP. Since then it is just been a glittery dead fish flowing upstream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSTBqWzNqAI>7 years agoold wow youtube vlogs are so comfy bros
>>487364943>hey see that hot female over there>boy i sure wish she had the body of a fucking manfags, the lot of you
>>487367401justice for Odyn that questline with the stormdrakes was bullshitreally awkward on my warrior
>>487367220Were continuing from where legion/early bfa left off. Everything past is headcanon
>>487367152Looks like a hooker with lip injections
>>487367481nope lolyou ok?
>>487366645Mazed. There is nothing new coming until he expansion. Character select screen and reworked talents do not count.
>>487367075warband is just their fancy term for "we finally made most things account wide".
>>487367436
They need AI raids where my whole warband goes.
>>487367519>mopslop>mfw
all of the major streamers have just confirmed it: tww just flopped
fellas i know the servers are not up but does anyone have mouse issues whenever they start the game? i see that there aren't "control" options enabled on the client yet so that might be a reason? feels all floaty, slow and shit
>>487367870they need to reinvent raids>>487367880art dump time?
>>487367870Unironically this. MMO is fine and all, but there's nothing more awesome than your whole posse rolling up to help you.
>>487367956Didn't they remove hardware mouse option in retail
>>487368068it was perfect until yesterday night so i don't think i even had that enabled, source for no controls btw: i think they haven't opened the servers bc the in-built game controls are bugged or something like that
>>487368023I guess so, not much else to do right now.
>1440shalom!
>dildoflight>biggest m+ numbers everare they trying to kill m+ to prop up the dying raiding scene? discuss.https://youtu.be/b0NIT_Z_Cbs?feature=shared
>>487368295His foul bachelor frog days
>>487368298god his lines were so good"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH"https://youtu.be/1_n1An8buCQ?si=iwRC4yj5iv3bsya5&t=34
>>487368353m+ only players have always been screwed, bis trinkets and weapons are generally from raid. theres always something super busted and mandatory from a raid every m+ season.
>>487368502>signedIs this not AI?
>>487368353This is a mistake because people think all gear will be 6/6, only the last boss gear goes that high.
>this is a holy woman
>>487368050Warbands as followers is WIP
>>487368585Nah it's digital art. Unfortunately it and AI tends to look a lot alike so it's hard to tell sometimes.
>>487368353Don't careI'll be busy doing solo q rbgs while you m+ kiddies are out farming crests
>>487368353>be mythic raider>finish week of prog>what do we do now?>oh right... mythic+what's the fucking problem? oh boohoo you can't get your gear maxed out in a single day? who fucking cares! you're going to do that shit eventually because theres nothing else to fucking do
>>487368441have you seen what some of those old wow devs were like? lol there was an everquest forums post of one of the og devs raging just like a sweaty mythic+ player lol
>>487368731Enjoy running around like ants in Abney's Park
>>487368837passion? Yeah it scares casuals, it's 'scary', people 'yell' when passionate.
>>487368837Furor and tigole aka tigole bitties aka big ole tiddies
>>487368731holy shit based, except i queue rbgs with my rp/pvp guild
WoW players are such fucking babies>nooo waa I can't get every alt to max ilvl in 2 days cry cry cry cry
>>487368502
Wuk Lamat says trans rights
>>487369003Casuals are the biggest screamers fym
>>487369050
>>487369003it was funny and yeah they did have passion but I doubt they would agree with you now that everything they did was good.
>>487368353>I have to actually play the game in order to compete in Mythic +I understand his frustration because he is looking at the problem from the point of view of an active Mythic + player in 2024. And I agree that Raiding in TWW is going to be an expensive pain in the ass because raiding today is an expensive pain in the ass. But I think Blizzard is going to make the process more fun and optimized AFTER we get the raid revamp in TWW. When that will happen, I don't know, but I know it is happening.TL;DR:Patience. The raid revamp is coming. Raiding will be optimized and streamlined to be more fun and enjoyable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>>487369037Doesn't that start on the 30th
>>487369317read the room retard
can't play WoW because of incompetent retards at Blizzard, post your home-made recipes instead. My home-made orange chicken & broccoli: >250g chicken breast (cubed)>40g corn starch>1g salttoss it roughly in a plastic container & set it aside>steam 250g broccoli for 4 minutes >remove & pat dry>fry battered chicken in 20g of olive oil>toss around vigorously for 8-10 minutes on medium-high temp>add in broccoli in the final 2-3 minutesorange sauce:>cut whole orange in half, squeeze out all juice, grate a bit of the peel & set aside>pour oj in bowl & combine with 60ml onions sauce substitute (coconut aminos)>add in 4g of onion powder, garlic powder & black pepper each>add in 15g of stevia no-calorie sweetener>10g rice vinegar>add in orange zest>5g corn starch>whisk & combine>add in sauce to pan and set pan heat to low>let the sauce chicken up in 1-2 minutes>garnish with chopped green onionsenjoy!
>>487368634my eternal wife
>>487368948>>487369197
>>487369249How long do we have to wait? 2 more patches?
>>487369383holy based ty anon
>>487368353>98 M+ runs that all last at least 30 minutes eachthese people are insanedo they realize most of their audience are sweaty autists but casuals?
>>487369296Based; Pew pew!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHYSs_qgmU
>>487369430Probably less because the game is doing to die if they keep fucking m+
>>487369430It could be the last patch of TWW for all I know. Patience.
>>487369380His gibberish is obfuscating
>>487369383I made this, now my poop is bloody.
>>487369383Back when I was living alone I would sometimes get a pie crust from Family Dollar and make an abysmal-looking pie from whatever random bullshit I had around or could get cheap.I called this one my Lazy Peon Pie> 1 can pumpkin puree (canned)> Key lime filling (from two $1 frozen pie slices)> 1 can cherry filling> 1/2 cup Grape Nuts> 2 tablespoons Chocolate Malted Ovaltine> 1 teaspoon Dr Pepper (my fave soda)> 1/2 teaspoon cumin> 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon> 1/2 teaspoon chili powder> 2 tablespoons shredded coconut> 1 tablespoon minced crystallized ginger> 4 cups (as in the pre-packaged cups) chocolate pudding> 1 jar maraschino cherries with syrup> 1/2 cup chocolate chips> blue food colouring until it looks sufficiently orcish
>>487369392Yet to be topped.
>>487369753
Uhm, sweetie, how about you stop complaining about the servers and reflect on your toxic white masculinity instead? If you think you're waiting now, just imagine how long the blacks had to wait on slave ships or how long the African engineers had to wait on rafts just to get turned away by the toxic white male Spanish. This is NOTHING in comparison. Luckily for you, us women have it in the bag. We'll get the servers working better than any of you privileged white cis chuds ever have. Just wait and see.
>1 month even for shit transmogmeh
>>487343556vdh even if it's somehow shit
>>487369606
>>487369852
>>487369893if u cut out lunch breaks it has only been 3 hours of mait.
>>487369383australian? 'muricans measure all of their recipes in cups
>>487343556Prot Paladin
>>487369893It's true! This proud latinx speaks for the people!
demon huntchads, how are we feeling
>>487369852The battle-leotard is both classy and sexy.
>mfw the wow forumsthis amount of corporate dick sucking should be illegal
>>487370151mexico will NEVER EVER recover from this
>>487370090wrong. us americans measure all of our recipes in big mac containers
>>487370157feels like you got 3 whole lines in the patch notes LMAO
>>487370232The cartels? No, probably not
>>487370198>the last thing I see are those hips and that clamSmite me mommy Whitemane!
>maintenance extended>againdo NOT let ace combat 6 find out about this...
>>4873702603 whole lines during the whole beta testing
>>487370187>no you cant ask a question!>chud!
>>487365434It was expected 18 years ago.
>>487369383>>487369746I have a convection oven and sometimes I put colby cheese on two slices of bread with butter and heat it up until it is all bubbly and make a very fast grilled cheese.Then I dip that in hot sauceit is niceI also like chipotle
>>487370343With her thighs, right?
It's time for a vulpera thread
all the streamers went to bedits overthe launch was a failure
>>487369383does the stevia give it a weird aftertaste? i have a simliar recipe, and im watching my carbs, but the ethryitol and monk fruit both made my orange chicken not so good
sorry the server team is morning over the Kris grooming allegations. Please understand.
>>487370287>streamer complains about too many elves in wow>bro denathrius was the best character in shadowpants
>>487370687how did tww die before it even came out???
>>487370687What the fuc, they can't do this to me. I pay them to stay by my side through thick and thin
While we wait, a 14 year old kino of a moonkin kicking ppl's ass in pvp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdol3K9K8s
>>487343556Colossal warr sunfury mage diabolist lock and rider of the apocalypse dk
>>487370854god I love bwonsamdireally good character in bfa
>>487370854If they're going to bring him back at all Midnight is probably the most likely scenario.
>>487361615I love the dragon freckles.
What does asmongold think tho
>>487371067>>487370824Obviously meant for.
>>487371209>>487371209>>487371209>>487371209>>487371209>>487371209
>>487370946O damn I remember this ruuskie video editing era. It was a revolution of the mind
>>487370231>the bill gates thread
>>487343556vulpera slave, masochist spec
>>487369641Who cares? M+ is for trannies and other such freaks. You're not one such person, are you anon?
>>487369994Brother.What makes it hot is that she's not supposed to be wearing anything under the "skirt"
