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time to salmon run
GGs fsh
weyyo!
>>487591620When somethings strange in the salmon lands who you gonna call....
>5k away from mint decav badge
>>487591836Pearl has always seemed to be the type who will always keep up her tough girl image when in public but once at home or away from the public she's just as mushy & cute as Marina is all the time.
Woomy!
Never forget!
>>487592808that's a cute concept but I want undeniable proof, dammit
>>487591836She's totally into it thoughHer Side Order dialog about Marina being mind controlled is all the evidence you needAlso how Pearl just sits there and takes it when Marina accuses Acht of hitting on her in front of Eight
remaking for 1 boss
>>487594006Ngl wouldn’t mind them delving a bit more into the duo, they’re by far the most interesting characters of the series
>>487593735just accept any and all crumbs as hard canon
>>487597219this but unironicallypray spl4t's story is better than 3's
gege feesh walk
GGs SR fishersGod awful scale luck but at least we killed Boros both times he showed up
GG anon that changed his name in my friendlist, what was your old name again? I can't for the life of me remember with just your tag.
I would read a non-canon splatoon light-novel at this point.
I don't want to find fem nono sexy, the thought of it disgusts me
>>487599305About Goggles pantsing your favorite cephs and idols?
>thread is slow at an hour like this oneIt started...
Reminder:>no gay>no brown>no octo>no uglyBest idols then, best idols now, best idols forever
>>487601459>calamari incantationno
>>487601459>no gayproven wrong by countless images
>>487601459isn't it time for your nap, Craig?
Say we get third kits. Is there anything in particular that you want to see? Any main + special combos that we don't have, but would be strong or interesting? Any kits carried over from previous games? Anything we need more of?For me, I want more crabs on splatlings. Heavy, Ballpoint, Hydra, any will do.Tacticooler on Undercover, that'll be the new Kunder.More Vacs, Tacticoolers, Inkjets, and Tenta Missiles. On good weapons with bombs, too.A strong Mini Splatling kit that makes it relevant.More Torpedos ffs.
stop claiming the squid sisters are gay
I want Callie to pants Marie while I trip and fall nose first into her flower and get a huge whiff of her delicate fragrances
>>487602970I want to kick Callie in the cunny and break her babymaking abilities permanently
>>487602970Shut the fuck up nono
>>487602151i'd say marker on flux but they've ruined flux so just bring back aero pg
>>487602970Speak the fuck up nono
>>487602151a good nova kita good undercover kitmore kits with splat bomb
>>487603291how did they ruin flux
>>487602151Wiper Suction TacticoolerExplosher Burst Killer Wail52 Mines SplashdownHeavy Burst Killer Wail
>>487602151discount sploosh 7 with splash/krakenany splatana with booyah bomb
Are you physically active /ink/?Post your>Favourite idol or idol pair>Max number of pull upsI'll start>Gremlin >8
>>487605045marie, I don't even know what a pullup is
>>487605045Callie1I could never do pull ups
>>487604336turned a uniquely complex main that was fun to play thanks to its limitations into a strictly superior squiffer with more of everything (and yet still not even worth metafagging with because squeezer is better still, even before kits)they ostensibly gave it more options with full speed air charge, but that option is so much better than anything it used to do before that it's the only option ir should use now,so it baisically got less options despite being massively buffed
>>487601459Based and true.However, my eyes are set on the future.
>>487603978sovlful artstyle
>>487602151Burst bomb + kraken GootuberAngle Shooter + trisooka BamboozlerTorpedo + trisooka WellstringAngle shooter + trisooka splatana The most balance kits
>>487605045fryeI don't know, but I do know she'd beat me to a pulp.
>>487605045idk probably callieI don't have anything in my house to check
>>487605045MarieI can't remember the last time I tried to do pullups
>>487605581Based and entropypilled
>>487604385>Heavy Burst Killer WailHorrible
>>487605540>squeezer is better stilljust go play comp TW
>>487602151A new Tri-stringer kit. I'm not sure what, but at least something with an actual sub would be nice.Beakons + Splashdown combo on a weapon. The way splashdown works with jumps means it really wouldn't be that strong.Kraken on a weapon that isn't completely dead in the water as soon as it ends. Maybe Sploosh since it's a Sploosh's job to be an annoying faggot.Bamboo and/or Bambrella with inkstorm. Inkstorm is not a strong special on it's own, but these weapons combo well with it.Undercover with marker. I know some people want burst instead, but I think it benefits more from marker.Zipcaster Splash sounded fun. It can have a weaker sub like curling or autobomb to balance it out.And give the H-3 a strong kit like burst bomb + zooka since the main is apparently beyond help.
>>487606320competitive turf is an oxymoron, the mode is fundamentally uncompetitivebesides, tw fluxes barely noticed the changes anyway
Veemos are so fucking fat.
>>487607462In the right places.
>>487606412>since the main is apparently beyond helpthe main is not beyond help. the meta is beyond help. it's almost like introducing midline options that are both strong and easy to use make ones that are one or the other less desirable.kits it don't don't help, both have specials that make it too reliant on its teammates. give it succ inkjet. y'all don't deserve burst h3
>>487605045>Off the Hook>Haven't done pull ups in a while, probably could go up to 10 at first.
Veemo crushed her yebby bf on accident...
Any art of Frye and Shiver running and colliding in a corner while both were eating an onigiri and toast respectively
>>487607462fat veemo isn't an outlier
>>487608065you mean naan and onigiri
are brellas viable now after the buff?
>>487605045>muffin>probably 5 or 6
>>487608065extremely specific anon, but no, atleast not yet.wait until we're closer to the splatfest and maybe we'll get something similar.
bad idols
>>487608529brella woomies are always viable in my heart
>>487610079Smoosh her face into the riceStupid bitch
>>487605045fryeprobably one, maybe two
>>487610270that's how she eats, silly
>>487610079Big Man is a national treasure. Look at him. He is the messiah.
>>487610653retard
Someone thinks you have "issues".
(You) love her, don't you?
>>487611536Fresh!
>>487611709>marina gets away with it yet againfucking whore
>>487611709how could anyone not?
>>487610878I love when the zoomers seethe like this. Cry about it more
>>487612725anon...
>>487612938I'm so proud of that shot
>>487602151Kold can you fuck off with the 3rd kits bullshit already any non-autistic person can see why they only kept it to 2 kits per weapon
>>487612148She is immaculate...
>>487613208bless you
>>487613646
>>487602151a nova with burst bomba reef-lux with zookaa roller with inkjet (my vote goes to bigswig)dapples with fizzy bomb/triple splashdowna mini with torpedo/crab tankan n-zap with kraken
marina looted from shella fresh
>>487613852>a reef-lux with zookaCod help us all...
>>487613328imagine the smell
>>487614338just make it 230p so it doesn't become cancer incarnate
>>487614395>marina's stinky tako titties
>>487605045Marie18 pull ups
>>487606412These are good suggestions. Except the Undercover one.>Kraken on a weapon that isn't completely dead in the water as soon as it ends.Krak-on roller kinda does this doesn't it? Octobrush? Ooh, how about the Permanent Inkbrush Splat Bomb + Kraken kit on Octobrush?>A new Tri-stringer kit. I'm not sure what, but at least something with an actual sub would be nice.I like Angle Shooter + Inkjet for Tri-stringer. Max skill ceiling, complex and great for trickshots and good aim.
>>487613852>a mini with torpedo/crab tank
>crab>crab>crabYou'll get chumps and you'll like it.
>>487615701well it already got its best sub on the base kit, so it’ll have to settle for the second(or third) best sub instead
ITT: Veteran Grandpanons miss their crab meta
>>487617241chumps wouldn’t be too bad on mininot the best option but far from the worst
>>487617356i miss damage up eliter meta desu
We need burst bomb E-liter back, ideally with Trisooka for balancing purposes.
Could have raised our Little Buddy, made them play in mini games.
>>487618442I hope you get screen and sprinkler
of the seven idols, only these two are not Boss Fights
>>487620497These bitches don't need to be put in their place
>>487619783Splatoon 4 should have a way to you can use melee with the main weapon
>>487621716Caving in the bratty kusogaki himecut jap eliter woomy's skull with her own eliter
Would anyone like to Salmon Run in 15 minutes?
>>487622213sure
salmons dont run
>>487622986…they fuckHard
>>487622213>>487622471Room's up.Host: SSEVP200I might go for 999s.
>>487623458Timothy please
>>487624016Ready for the invite
>>487624016Only gonna go until we get a King, just a heads up.
>>487624016still got room? i'll do a king
>>487624606No problem, I forgot to mention you can leave whenever.>>487624970Currently full at the moment, will let you know when a spot opens up.
It's time.Post every single yebby ever, please and thank you very much.
>>487625593Be careful what you wish for anon
>>487625806It's ok anon, I can fix him or make him worse, works for me.Thank you.
>>487626513MILF-y Shiver
boobs too big
>>487626513SEX
>>487625406GGs, I might play for a King later.
>>487626954GGs flopper
>>487626954GGs G.>>487624970A slot is available.
>>487625593
>>487627470Thank you, new best friend, and welcome to the club.
Are (you) taking your Woomy to church?
>>487626513Yeah. That's my wife.
>>487630136post goblitties for proof
>>487629607you know it
>>487630187
>>487632060tako's first friendly turf war on the surfaceshe shifts into combat mode and takes it really fucking seriouslymakes all the woomies cry
>>487629607I tried one time but her skin started burning and she let out this terrible shriek that sounded like a bunch of orphans in a house fire so I think they've got a black mold problem or something
GGs.
>>487603170Such a shame we'll never get Grand Fest amiibo's
>>487632151>immediately gets instant loss 2koma'd and jobs to the timmy running aerospray/cwashbwasta
GGGS fsh
>>487633042I'm still miffed they never went the Amiibo card route for Splatoon or Smash.
>>487633323>gave us new squid sister amiibo even though nobody has thought about s3's singleplayer in 2 yearseven the summer outfits would have been more relevant
>>487633083ggs salmon
woomy is the church
>>487605534Something like that could work for Acht if she were to show up in Grand Fest just being the DJ for all 3 idols
>>487633557it's over bro let it gonever even going to be allowed to take a locker picture
>>487633534you're garbage at salmon run
>>487626513Oh my my my
>>487632278>>487629607my woomy got banned after using the communion wafers for her chips and dip then sodomizing the priest behind the altar
>>487630136>t.
>>487633858Father Nono was gonna show the yebby altar boy a really cool trick too!!! Way to ruin everything, woomy :(
>>487633858h-how does a woomy sodomize someone?
>>487633659They took the time to make a completely new plaza just for the last fest. So its possible it could happen
luv callieluv marieluv pearlieluv rinaluv veemletluv goblinbig man is alrightsimple as
>>487634163utsu-hoes
why is there so much religious woomy arti thought cephs were iconoclasts
the teamwork couldn't be more obvious
>>487634215Wouldn't you like to know?
>>487634695I look like this and do this teehee
one yuri couple was enough, did they really have to make two?
>>487634879Yes. Callie and Marie cover incest yuri. Pearl and Marine cover social standing yuri.
>>487634879>cultivate a big yuri audience in japan that'd chimp out if you do anything elsethis is what happens when all your characters are female and you give yurifags crumbs
>>487634879The jews won.
>>487634426a man after me own 'art
>>487635179that's just idol culture in generaladmitting to or displaying their relationships with men ruins it for a lot of peopleat least when they're gay it's cute and people can still delude themselves into thinking they'd be down for a threesome in their fantasieseven when they're the dykest dyke to ever dyke like marina
>>487635179Soon
>>487635308>artist hates big manmany such cases, fvcking barbarii...
>>487635480he's just too big and hard to draw good poses for
bad woomy
GGs SR Crew GGGF, Horrorboros got absolutely decimated.
>>487636531I request an encoreMore of this bad woomy, PLEASE
>game pairs me with the same waste of oxygen teammate 3 times in a rowSTOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CARRY DEADWEIGHT YOU STUPID NIGGERS, I'M GOING TO RAGEQUIT ON THE SPOT IF I SEE THAT STUPID VEEMO AGAIN ON MY TEAM
>>487636531correction is needed, nay, required
>>487636661k/d?
>>487636593garbage salmon runner, die
>>487636531Can you draw the gold X badge on her headband?
>>487636981we know who you meant bb it's okay
>>487636531dead woomy
>>487636981>>487636809>>487633691why are kold and fantasy like this??
>>487636531After pegging nono...
>5 loss streakI was on an 8 win streak earlier this rotation, where did the competent people go?
Requesting soup pegging nono's veemo, yri style
>>487636623i think the bad woomy quota for this thread has been reached already>>487636728are you powerful enough to correct this woomy? that is the question>>487637007no, this woomy has not played in a year>>487637190yep>>487637397pls die thank you
>>487637616NONO DON'T DO THIS TO ME DRAWFAGBAD WOOMYDON'T MAKE ME BEG AAAAIIIEEEE
draw an octagon
YO GET THIS FUCKING YEBBY OUTTA OUR LOBBY BRO! SWEAR TO GOD BRO! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YEBBY BRO! NOT DOING IT BRO Nah I'm pausing my music real talk bro get this fucking yebby out of my lobby.
>>487638050sex with yebs
>>487637273Kold is jealous of >>487636593 because she wears different outfits that people like (some even steal like Happy Sky) while he gets made fun of for wearing the one boring outfit he stole from a tableturf card. Fantasy was made fun of multiple times for the wet gums noise he makes in his "song" i dont know what that has to do with her though
>>487637570Any drawfags that dares to draw this will face my wrath
This was a fucking waste of my time, what a godawful rotation.
>>487637570I'd jerk off to that
>>487637841good thing i'm not the drawfag in question
>>487638085Anon my best friend???>>487638050Lemme in the lobby.
Pegging isn't sexyOctolocks don't belong on veemos
>>487638415get away disgusting creature from that salmon
good evening Krusty Krew!
I didn't know footschizo was a salmonfucker
holy projection
I am done caring, I will simply press the power button the moment I don't feel like continuing with a match.
PEG THE FRENCHPEG THE FRENCHPEG THE FRENCH
>>487601459i dunno man. gay girls are fine. maybe because I'm a dude, and two girls kissing can fire neurons whereas two guys kind of puts me off. Like, get a room. I wonder if women like gay dudes doing things? I'll have to ask some of my friends. But they're all married with kids. So, that might factor into it. Also, it's a weird thing to ask out of nowhere... so now I HAVE to ask, to see how they react. heheh....what I'm trying to say is OtH is great. Or at the very least, I like their music better. again:OtH > SS >>> DCIdol wise, there can only be one.
>>487639792Ask Rayzor, he will draw that for you
>>487640710he cant draw at all kek
i think it'd be pretty cool if there were a simulation game where you dress up your squid and live in inkopolis with all it's unique characters, listen to band members play on the weekends, and expand the locker system to be a whole room and it could even have furniture and brands could have their own sets of furniture. Fishing could be part of it too to go on the sea theme. If they put a little effort in I might buy something like that.
>>487638161this is almost enough to tempt me, but therein lies the bait. also, I've never drawn woomy porn, because I have a pretty strict 18+ presumptive rule. I don't want to get my wrists slapped like Manyakis. Or whatever the fuck happened to minus8. I sort of think that dude killed himself. I haven't touched base with them in a while.
>we finally get a music switch in the game>even plays music from previous games>only usable in the lobby, not in battlesIt's like Nogami is trying to piss me off in the most precise way possible.
>>487640241Extremely french post.
>>487641393Non
>>487641390How new are youBe honest anon
>>487641634been playing since the launch day of splat 2still re-iterating my displeasure with the lack of a music switch that works for battles
>>487641280you should kill yourself too to be sure
good night /ink/
>>487605045how does one even do pull-ups without a bar? what, you expect me to find and go to a gym?lemme do push-ups. 11. weights up quick. weights down slow. 1:3 ratio was what I was taught. As in, you lower yourself 3 times slower than you lift up. Anyways, embarrassingly low. At least I tried.Marie, I guess.
>>487642312kill yourself
>>487605045calliecallie
>>487642721Spoken like a true Callie fan
>>487638512Gurkan finds children sexy and molests them.
>>487643374That describes like 70% of /ink/ers
>>487643374I didn't even post anything, atleast save these posts when I post after-lobby pictures or something.
>>487644276He's just going down the list of names in either the discord or in the pool until he gets a reaction, just leave it.
>>487643374based
FUCKING DAMMIT WHY IS IT SO HARD TO WIN WITH E-LITER EVEN WHEN YOU KILL EVERYTHING NO ONE PUSHES
>>487645187the problem with playing backliner is you're more reliant on your team than any other position
ha ha
>>487645545Why do you think e-liters are virtually non-existant in X rank
games?
>>487645187It's fucking sickening to play backliner in this game, in series I get matchmaked with absolute droolings retards and that shit drives me mad I lose against teams so weak yet I play my whole I want to vomit
woomy?
Porn is too easy, I want borderline-H. Dancing around the edge is way more thrilling
>>487646724Miiverse is back!Post the collages
>>487646724kill yourself
>>487646503Woomy!
>>487646760Nobody, you got them all.
>keeps including himself to avoid suspicion
>>487646760coordinating faggot, get blood eagled
>>487646931Woomies are too good for this thread
>487646760>schizo anon20+ years old loser that spends his worthless time obsessing over people having fun playing the game while he makes garbage posts no one reads until they get taken down by a janitor and he is given vacations.
>>487647158stop giving him attention, retard
>>487634215Saber sodomizes infants.
>>487647116Woomies bring happiness and wholesomeness to the thread they are always needed here.
>>487646724Best I can do is woomy science.
>>487647567woomies are precious creachers, even if they use e-liters sometimes
Woomies are slightly lewd creatures
>>487649524jelly tentacles took this picture
>>487649345Those woomies go to woomy hell.
>>487649524>sample
How do I just pick a name and stick to it instead of just changing it every 30 days
>>487649828aka "the street"
You guys are alrightI like playing the funny squid game with you all
Punching Frye in her oinker
mentally ill cephs… bpd cephs… depressed cephs…giving cephs love and encouragement…hugging cephs…
>>487646724This man gets it.
>>487649828>>487651430
>>487652330CongratulationsYou fixed Woomy
>>487649828all woomies go to heaven
squids aren't real, retards
>>487653296Whaddahell…did you make this just for me?
>>487653296>woomy hugging anonyou had one job and you fucked it up
Takos are great and hypnotized Callie is fun, but I want a rival ceph who's evil of her own volition and actually gets her own story for Spl4toon
>>487654479I see your rival ceph and raise you a dual story campaign where you can play as one ceph or the other and go through their respective journeys, levels and bosses, until they converge into one time line where you fight the other ceph, only once you’ve bested them, they assist you in facing the true final boss
Need pictures... pictures of idols...
>>487655748I think if past wins and the next game is really a prequel this is the only way they could go about itI know faggots are like "let's goo fuck octos they should be removed" but any reasonable person would see 4 playable characters being cut in half for story reasons and think it's bullshit
>>487657230If future wins it will be the final nail in the conflict for the Inkling-Octarian war and a new enemy faction will have to fill the niche to stop this plot point being beaten to deathI have my hopes up for Grizz's return, maybe Lil Judd or some action between Salmonids and Jelletons
>>487658012WRONG.Urchins are coming to bleach your coral and choke out your Woomies. Spyke and Murch will finally have more relevance and the story will finally be good, trvst thv plvn...
>>487657230>>487658012the next game is not going to have a time skip of any sortpast-present-future will be used for aesthetics and plot focus (and obviously the idols who win will get more importance than the ones who don't)a series that moves along in tandem with real time is a unique trait and I don't think they're going to throw it out on a whim
>>487658246>t. presentfaghow many times do we have to tell you that the status quo sucks
>>487658401>reusing maps and cosmetics will be significantly harder to justify if it takes place in the far past or distant futurethere's your actual reason why it won't happen, simple laziness
>>487658585it doesn't have to be eitherthe setting can and will take place several years in the past/future but not too many, shrimple as that
I hope splatoon 4 has cool hairstyles
>>487658829>going back to old hammerheadwtf im a pastfag now?
location of S4>pastrural town with mostly older style japanese architecture>presentI guess splatsville again I don't fuckin know>futurenight city but splatoon
>>487658869
If (you) don't join my team you are going against my personal agenda and thus we can no longer be fwens
it's a shame because I think the actual answer to the question of "what's most important to you?" should be the present, but at the same time I think present winning would be the least interesting outcome possible
>>487659283>past you go to calamari county>presentstatus quo, splat 3 deluxe with 3rd dlc>futureyou go to another continent with unique idols and a unique story
>>487659285>boy & grlBody type 1 & type 2*
>>487659362still more interesting than past winning due to being carried by s1 oldfags like everyone expects
>>487659285give me french braid or give me death
>future wins>battle tracks become jungle/dnb like they were already experimenting with in side ordersign me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI3WzonEYWM
>>487659527>implying S2 chads won't pull through
>>487660263I started with 2 and im playing for future desu
>>487660263I voted chaos, I'm voting futureMy woomy eats entropy for breakfast
blep
>>487661726venomous wife...
>future wins>hetero agent 24 is canon, they're having kids and starting a family >new celebrities are basically the splatoon equivalent of Tenacious D>the new antagonists appear to be nautilings, inkies like Karen from ink theory who decided they deserve some edge and placement in turf war>not only is the super great zapfish missing, so are a lot of turflings>turns out this is a front as the actual enemies are from another underground society, based in the Americas >Nautilings only took the zapfish, had nothing to do with the disappearances of turflings>the real enemy is a monstrous AI named GROUPER, whose whole shtick is making horrific hybrids of various species fused with futuristic technology>bosses and enemies are basically stitched up creatures who vary in size, shape, and component species>GROUPER's fight involves him leaving his computer shell and becoming a hook-nosed titan comprised of scrap, mech parts, flesh, and goop>killing him results in the suspension of turflings being tricked into trooning out into ungodly horrorsI also want to bring back the alien UFO aesthetics the octarians from the first game had.
>>487662284Veemo sex
>>487662797>veemo
>>487662882You're acting like it's impossible to cut the right side of an eyebrow if you're a veemo or woomy.
>>487662724only if jelletons come back and smollusk is directly responsible for grouper's existence
>>487662882Yes veemo
>>487663312you would be surprised how often artists accidentally upload their drawings flipped horizontally
>>487663449Literally how though?
>>487663182GROUPER will probably find the code for the jelletons and use it to help emulsify his golems better, it'll also help with his transformation: Goliath Grouper.As for smollusk, he'll be mysteriously missing
>>487663595Say it. You know you want to.
realistically the series is going to keep progressing in real time, and if past/future wins the next game will just be set in a previously unmentioned city that fits the theme. just like how the world didn't descend into chaos after 2's finalfest, they just made a city that's chaos-themed. I think if past wins, 4 should have the aesthetics of octo expansion, just crank the old tech stuff up to 11.
>>487663502when you're drawing digitally it's often a good idea to flip it horizontally periodically so your mind stops automatically "fixing" things that look wrong, especially when something is supposed to be symmetrical and it isn'twhen you're starting out it can be pretty startling how immediate the difference is
>>487664192I knew when I drew that I'm always titled a certain way but I thought it was just because I'm still learning.
I think you can milk a feudal japan aesthetic much less than you can milk a cyberpunk aesthetic in terms of interesting designs. But if S3 is anything to go by they'll just renamed ranked to "Reminiscent Battle" and consider that sufficient for the theme's representation.
get out
has anyone played splatoon with this? hows the gyro?
>past wins>one of the idols is a dark-skinned yebby Yasuke reference
>>487665482if past wins it's going to be an idol cosplaying as a human.
>>487665620that's practically already what shiver is
doesn't matter who wins there won't be a splatoon 4
>>487665761Spl4toon.
>>487665482>Cue hip hop music
>>487665761it leaked that it's already in development like two months ago
>>487665761>s3 didn't outsell s2yeah it's actually fucking over
>>487666332Y'all niggas gonna look dumb when "Spiral" turns out to be ARMS 2
>2W0L>FLAR activates
Would you still love your woomy if she were a nautilus?
>>487668298I would throw her to the salmonids
>>487668298maybe
>>487668637>Brapgunno
if past wins then the soundtrack better sound like thishttps://youtu.be/Iry4c7ThULk
>>487669473>More jap dickstrokingWe're not doing this again Anon, Shiver was the final straw
>>487669843what, are they gonna make it victorian? or old west themed?weebshit just makes the most sense
>>487669843t.
>>487669843You WILL have another Jippynese idol that wins all the fests and you WILL like it
>>487669843Splatoon takes place in what used to be Japan
>>487669908Cave Cephs when? I want to make unga bunga with Ammonite Woomies
>>487670570I wanna collapse woomy's bronze age if you know what I mean
splatoon takes place in America
>>487670707let’s just say. my peanits
>>487670823Checks out, Inkopolis borders not one but two absolute shitholes and Splatsville is an Ancap's wet dream
Goodnight /ink/.
>>487671570>me about to prank marie by asking her if this blanket smells like chloroform
>>487671694That's not a blanket, Anon. That's the hem of her nightgown.
우츠호 눈썹 삼각형인거역시 우츠호가 깎아서 모양낸거 아닐까?
>>487672053I don'tI don't speak stickman alphabet?No entiendo, anon...옷/' ~ 옷?
>>487672360why is big man holding her like a cat
salmoninds seem to be inspired by the roman empire at least partiallyI wonder if they actually have beautiful art and culture and we just never see it
>>487671694how would that be a prank if she's already asleep>>487672053여자는 다 그렇지 않아? 길을 잃었나요?
>>487672852It feels like it would easy to learn korean but there's no korean media i want to consume.
>>487672360kill yourself
>>487672684>Roman empireOops, the Salmonids fought too hard and how there's an Eastern Salmonid Empire and a Western Salmonid Empire now
>>487674173woomy will take salmonstantinople for herself
>>487674173you joke but I could legitimately see that being a thing they explore
>>487674315octarians sack the west then larp as the trve successors to the salmonid throneThe east then lives on for another millenium as if nothing happened only to fall to other salmonids (they're the same salmonids but different because they wear funny hats)
I haven't played since the last Splatfest. Everything feels pointless and it's clear Nintendo won't fix Pencil or Cooler.
>>487675103the issues with pencil and cooler are only relevant at the top level of play and basically don't matter for solo queue
>>487675282They do matter.
>>487675103>pencil>cooleryou lie, those haven't been relevant since last yearzooka is the problem now, gitcho fat fucking ASS in the pool and do something about it
>>487675410>marina moments after catching a whiff of pearl pussy in the breeze
>>487675478She can't help itShe's extremely susceptible to dyke pheromones
>>487675746GIWTWM...
>>487672684they're like hillbilly Romans which is actually kind of genius
>>487676001i will die happy when nogami makes southern-drawl-having banjo-playing inbred appalachian hillbilly-horror salmonid clans canon
>0 friends online>0 pool updates in over 30 minutes since I logged onIt's over.
>>487678445I only want to play TC X.
>>487678615I am not allowed to get to X.
>>487675103Post powers
>>487678445Euro hours have been dead for a while now. Just accept the cozy embrace of death, anon.
>>487679061Yes, I'm about to kms anyway.
>>487678445imagine having friends
HIP WOOMIES
>>487678898>>487679435If only matchmaking was good.
>>487679516die
>>487679529It's good for everyone else but me.
>>487679435>that clown show weapon composition >they had a coolerI’m sorry for your loss.
>>487679967I finally got my daily win, despite enemy sploosh teleporting all over the place and tanking sustained fire without a scratch. But this was one of the most unfun evenings playing S3 since it came out.
>>487681596>>487679435>crutching with OP weapons>still loseyoure genuinely garbage at the game
Not even worth replying to.
>>487675282cooler does require some semblance of intelligence fron team members, but snipewriter can easily carry all but the most passive and inept teams by simply shooting in enemy's general direction. the sheer amount of ink and stray damage it lays down is obscene.
>>487683260and yet you still made a post like the faggot you are kek
>>487683260You literally just did, dumbass.
someone had to say it
Does Splatoon have this problem?
>>487695638Only if you hyperfocus the idolsAnd even they're pretty varied in body typesLots of the female shopkeepers and band members are just as weird as the males
>>487695638that's not a problem
Please stop praying for the yebbies they're becoming too powerful
>>487672360i want big man to drop a feral goblin on me
>>487674310it's squidstanbul not 'monstantinople now
>>487682108>n-zap>overpoweredhahahahazap is a perfectly honest frontliner
Good woomy.
>>487705050anything with cooler is a crutch
>>487707417cooler is only as good as you/your teammates are
>>487707417
>>487696481Even ignoring idols. Annie, Flow, Harmony and Acht are just young human looking girls. The only animalistic named in-game female character is Marigold
>>487695638Just look at the Denizens of the Deep and you'll see that they can be just as animalistic-looking as the males
>>487711941They don't necessarily have to be more animalistic, >>487695638's image is about having variation in body type, and I think Annie and Flow provide some pretty good variation from the standard girlceph silhouette
>Thinking about getting a splatbomb plush
S4 villain(s)>pastThe tofu blocks from the early concept>presentLil Judd or something idk>futureProbably more of Marina's VR bullshit
>>487714020Li'l Judd is gonna be the villain no matter what, it's been built up with the headset he wears after beating Story Mode and with all of his flavor text, lore and even his Tableturf Battle dialogue.
>>487714365But whats his end game?
I miss the wii u, votin past.
well?
>>487717039sorry i'm too busy with salmon run
>>487717039It should be Armpits v Feet v Nude
Pick your Nova buff, /ink/.>Increased Fire Rate (matches N-ZAP)>No Bullet Spread (Splash accuracy)>Strafe Speed Up (matches N-ZAP)>Third Kit with Burst Bomb/Trizooka>Ink Efficiency Up (matches Jr.)>Damage Up (25.0 per hit)>Range Up (matches Jet Squelcher)
>>487717620Just copypaste Dual Squelcher's stats on the thing.
>>487717620>a midline with no bullet spreadcould be interesting if squeezer didn't exist
>>487717620Seconding >>487717696It already has the same fire rate.
>>487717039agent 3s big ass...
>>487717620e-liter
>>487717620Either fire rate or damage up, its main issue is that it takes too long to get a splat in comparison to other shooters
>>487717039>Spl4toon is rated M>Idols wear even skimpier outfits>Tits vs. Ass is the first Splatfest>no more restrictions on how risque cephs can dress
>>487718275accuracy's a big part of that tooa five shot kill isn't so bad if it doesn't have ridiculous spread
>>487718341me numnumnumming on callies butt and maries tits
>>487717620>turns it into a special-spam paintbot>actually good buff that would give the weapon a unique identity>it's already got a decent strafe speed so this wouldn't really do much>doesn't address any problems with the main weapon>special-spam paintbot no. 2>would make the weapon a lot better without changing much>would be outclassed by jet squelcher
>>487718341>slopveemo
when was the last time you touched your locker
>>487719880Last night. I changed my locker photo.
>>487719880it's been months. I'd change it if I could save layouts in case I don't like the new one I make
>>487717039shiver and frye should be swapped
I checked inside my locker and all I found was a smelly dead woomy
>>487720145why would they? it's what they like
>>487719880probably like a year since the only time I did anything with it someone only hit me up to ask how I did something specific with two items and then went back to ignoring me because the only people that ever contact me only do so when they need something and not because they're real friends
>>487721042snarky hag...
>>487719880According to the screenshot I took for whenever the next locker teeheening happens, earlier this month.
>>487719880Around the end of last season.
there is only one reason we might not get the damp socks outfits from the new OTH amiibosmarina wears high heels and nintendo doesn't have the balls to give yebweyys that power
>>487721992
>>487717620no/low bullet spread so it's a good training tool and a hardcoded cowardfaster fire rate will make it step on l3's toesstrafe speed will make it step on mini's toeskit would turn it into surrogate jrefficiency will do nothingdamage up would keep it a worse dsefficient ranged inking inevitably ends in degeneracy (see explosher, snipewriter, s2 jet missile spam)
So will they announce the wave 3 and 4 DLCs after the grandfest?
>>487722220ehhhhh that’s not really the same thing
>>487722465Yep they'll add them as soon as they finish off AC:NH's 2 years of content.
>>487723092Inkwellbros we still have a chance
>>487722549Goblin sex
it is okay, the japs are on our side.
>>487717039Another Big Man SWEEP
big man sweep (he's got a push broom)
>>487722465YesWave 3Reefslider racingnew maps: 5 beach tracksspecial outfits for the mode: beachwearRace is started by an idol chosen at random with a 5% chance to get Harmony or Acht to appear as a special starter.New idol outfits: swimwear 1 & 2 piece versions for all, yes this include new outfits for our special starters as wellWave 4SO expansionyes we finally fixed it to be a proper modenew bossesendless modetime modenew drones with new abilities unique to that drone Acht hard modeAll weapons are now selectable new enemiesnew maps Fresh adventure modeGuide a sanitized Tako to the top of the tower so she can regain her memories and start a new life on the surface. Additional amiibo support75 emotes added for both player & idolsAll spaltfest outfits can be selected for idols in photo mode as well as day or night mode5 new filters added inEach wave $19.99 + tax
>>487722465lmao they had to have designed the Expansion Pass's logo with 4 ink color splashes just to fuck with pattern autists
>>487721992Moreso that they would need to give the feet unique positioning due to the heels, something no other shoe doesSo ask yourself this: do you really expect nintendo to put in the extra bit of work to adjust the foot positioning so the heels could work, or do you think they’ll just be lazy as usual and opt to not do it at all because that amount of work would be just too much for the small indie company?
they will finally patch woomies to make them cute again
>>487726370the platfins are raised like high heels, they could use the same model structure
no more content is expected lmao
>>487726804based retard
>still no gendered version of this item
>>487727109it doesnt need it
I don't know how you people let yourself get duped into buying useless physical DLC the gear isn't even fresh
>>487727527cope
>>487727527>physical dlcoxymoron
>>487727109No point its done exactly who its supposed to be. Sarashi always go with that look for male or female
>>487727527Splatoon 1 had challenges and 2 had the music box, not my fault Nintendo made them worthless.
Still waiting for the splatfest mode patch for S2.
>>487727527I just want a frye next to me so I can feel loved
>>487728419it’ll probably come with the next balance patch or after grandfest
>>487727527Also, even for pictures they're not worth it since they made player characters less photogenic in 3.
>>487728962the models look better though
>>487727527People like having figures of video game characters they like.Shocking isn't it?
>>487727527I like collecting some Amiibo.
>>487729056Not the mouths. Most animations and poses are cringe too.
>>487727527do it for her
>>4877292173d print them
>>487729442the animations in 2 are really stiff, especially in the plaza3 made them a lot smoother/more fluid
>>487729683$12 amiibo$800 printer + material costI'll just buy the amiibo
>>487729442The mouths look way better in 3 though, the only real downgrade was losing detailed blush on the cheeks and solss
kill yourself
>>487730220>>487729683Don't forget you have to learn how to model/pose, sand and paint them. It's massive investment.
>>4877307083d printing is only ever a viable solution if you already have the means and know how and/or plan to do enough with it to justify the costs.
>>487727527All of the best gear is tied to amiibo.
make them out of clay
>>487731318
leave
>Jackpot’s existence is being memoryholed
>>487732090>make edgy jokes>get erased from history
>>487732090>tranny erased from all official Nintendo sitesas Cod intended
>>487732090I hope this means the devs never interact with the western fanbase ever again. Keep it asian only.
>>487732501Lets hope this means Nintendo will finally call it quits on e-sports entirely so we can have good stuff again.
>Nintendo uses Turf War as the Worlds qualifier for Japan and a team of literal whos makes it through instead of the best of the best>winning team gets cancelled and erased from everything over edgy jokes made outside of official events years agoYou literally can't make this shit up.
>>487733116They just got rid of a JP team after they got Top 4 in the JP Tournament Challenge because one of the members decided to commit "friend request harassment"
>>487733295
>>4877296833d printing is soulless
>>487593347I actually forgot all about that Ashley art render and thought I hallucinated it.
>>487730220>$800 printer + material costmore like 80, plus 15 bucks per kilo (you need a lot less than a kilo)
>>487719880Prolly around when Side Order was new. I'm tempted to change it up but those hooks and shelves for holding the N-Zaps/S-Blasts and other vidya items were such a pain to line up just right.
>>487732090>make a huge deal out of nothing>still, nobody cares about the splatoon competitive sceneI think this was a marketing strategy to put western splatoon on the map and it felt appart pretty quickly
>>487734136No? Nintendo never does that, especially for the competitive scene.
>>487734419>Nintendo never does thatthey just did
>>487732090Splatoon as an e-sport has always been a joke and no amount of damage control is ever going to fix that
>>487734521meds
>>487734665>already thinking about medstouch grass
>>487734607In the west yes but Japs are obsessed with this series and will watch and buy everything Splatoon until humanity goes extinct.
>>487733715$12 amiibo$96 for a printer & material of questionable quality you do get what you pay for.Still cheaper to get the amiibo plus don't have to clean it up & paint it after its printed.
>>487735023>>487733715Proper ventilation too unless you want to die a year later.
>>487735023you can print all of the amiiboand you can make them as custom as you wantimagine30 cm cast off bikini marina amiibo
New switch newxt year, wich means splatoon 4 will be released on year before expected
>>487731236it's not even viable for mass production because it's so slow. Good for designing prototipes, nothing else
>>487732090Nintendo showcasing TPC levels of scummyness will never cease to amaze me
>>487695638Quite the opposite actually
At makomart, need anything?
>>487738613Soda, I need to replenish my tacticooler.
>>4877386133 packs of anti-flar
>>487738613my woomy's out of underwear again, so a pack of bandaids. the colourful ones with monsters, she likes these.
>>487738613Woomy spats.
>>487738613My veemo has been wanting one of those fresh new Iridescence crop tops she wears a small
>>487738613salmon fillet
>>487741695Normally I'd say it's bullshit but 15 tick or netcode isn't the problem here. It's the fact that squid mode makes your hitbox massive. You would've gotten hit behind that cover anyway.
>>487741695should've squidrolled, bro
>>487741695swim form's hitbox makes you a bigger target
>>487741903>>487742101How much wider does it make your hitbox? Seems like it would have to at least double the size, for a shot to hit me from completely behind cover like that.
was tricolor a mistake?
>>487717620Slightly better accuracy, remove falloff damage entirely.
>>487717620no bullet spread considering this lie we were told when it was first revealed
>>487717039what is the woomy option
>>487743351I like the intro for his streams and I'd like a gif of it
any idea of what of should we do next for the open challenge?i was thinking of doing crab tank weapons (on zones or clamblitz) or inkstorm weapons only (on TC)
Stop begging for attention on /v/
>>487745176brush only clamschump only zonesvac only rainmaker or clams
I can't believe none of the weapons that got screen come with point sensor. that way screen might actually be somewhat useful and not just an annoyance for both teams
>>487746006sheldon's picks will correct this, surely.and they'll put it on a charger
>>487746006retard screen users like you don't deserve functional kits
>>487743039Rz levels. Its wide enough that the pole on towers can't save you.
>>487746290and you dont deserve to leech off our oxygen but here we are
>>487746554>rz levels
>>487745436>nono played with one of you>came to say his GGs Simply basic manners & politeness
>>487746290I don't use screen because it's shit without a way for your teammates to see through it. I just think they missed an obvious kit
>>487746006>>487746120the monkeys paw curlsthird snipewriter kit
>>487746692t. triggered screentard
>>487743351That's a scat artists, get that shit out
>>487747771>get that shit outIf you insist...
>>487743234At the beginning cause they didn’t truly make it separate from the rest of the game. It does look like there are stages that favor one side of the other but it really depends on how you approach the battle. Should it become a rank mode?
>Yuta relapsed and went back to drawing landwhales again
>>487749231Rayzor's inspiration...
>>487743234Tricolor is good in concept, but with every update they have done to it it has gotten worse
wow undercover brella is a great way to make it feel like the other team has 2x HP
who wants to fish for a king
get out of my sr lobby
>>487751378>boat>with those weaponsnah
>>487752080Actually it was fine when I freelancer earlier
>>487751378Shoot I’m in a shift right now. Ill let you know
>>487751378I would but last time i fished I immediately regretted once the helicopter scene played knowing I would be stuck brainlessly playing for at least 45 minutes.
>play X>get 3 coolers on my team>we lose
>>487752259i'll be waiting>>487752395you will fish
>>487751378>>487752259>>487752687Okay I’m ready.
>>487752869it's up
>>487751378salmon 3/4
>>487753138Open up
>>487753348oben
GGs fshing team.
ggfshers that was a gud joe
i miss frye abuse and upset fryefagsall the fryefaggots are suddenly cool now :(
GGs lads, good rot
GGs joe purging group
You will not convince me to play a Marooner rotatio.
>>487757549you can sex an idol
>>487757549You get to sex the Tako mechanic who works on the Grizzco Helicopter if you hit EVP 999
>>487757270do you want me to act upset?
>>487750896just aim motherfuckerit's a consistent 2-shot>it's not!it's not if you are an aimlet
>>487669908>old west themed>agent 3's grandma in your typical wild West dress
>>487760962the fuck it is
>>487664037DEATH TO FISHRAEL, FREE PARUKOSTINE
>>487761668>t.
When will I be able to preorder the new amiibos from Nintendo?
>>487760962>it's a consistent 2-shotit caps at 40 damage per shot, tardo
>>487764762probably when they reveal the gear for them, that was the case with the deep cut amiibosso a little over a week from now maybe
>>487764762>listing is up but unable to POVery cool.
why does this game attract yuri pedophile trannys
>>487767265No voice chatNintendo gameIn-game messagesReleased during youknowwho’s presidency
can i buy the complete ost or do i have to put on my pirate hat
finally made it to 1800 X power after getting hard stuck twice. thank fuck.
>>487768048You can buy some of the soundtrack. Not sure we're at the part where all 4 different Season Fest's are available, and Side Order songs.
>>487768472Good, now hit 2000. You want that pity badge, don't you?
>>487768048>buying mp3 files
>>487768048The physical OST doesn't have all the update music or DLC music. We're still waiting on the 2nd CD.
how is it pirating if i own the games?
>>487768472Congrats, Anon.
>>487768538that's the goal. I know I'm not anywhere near good enough to reach the higher ranks but I'd at least like to make it to 2k
>>487768472>tfw hit 2k by being carried>now have a 2k, and two 1.9k scores on current season despite not deserving it
i only play this game because the cephalopods are extremely cute
Both new amiibo sets are now listed on Nintendo store, but it won't let you preorder, just shows the release date instead of Buy button.Also SS set is not tagged correctly so it won't show in the list if you have the category filtered by Series/Character.>Nintendo in charge of not fucking things upIt's so tiresome.
>>487771363already preordered on GameStop. wonder if they'll reveal the gear anytime soon
>>487771205same
>>487761561shoots four pellets per shotif you hit four every time, you get 3-shot if you hit three every time, you get 3-shotif you hit two once, you can recover with one four-pellet shotyou have to aim to hitif you don't aim, you get inconsistent splatsif you aim, you get consistent splatsalmost like it's one of many precise weapons that require aim to succeed, and not another tri-slosher sidegrade
>>487771639i want you to go into the lobby and kill a dummy with the brella 3-shoti then want you to switch to splattershot and kill a dummyand then, though it may be hard for you, i want you to compare the time it takes to kill between the two weapons
>>487771205same, I want to sex the woomy
>>487771567Maybe after August Splatfest or before
>>487771637also extremely silly
>>487771639Why don't you aim it at your head you fucking faggot?
>>487705050kold you got carried to x rank at launch then can never get back into x rank since kek youre actual fucking garbage
>>487772264meanie :(
>>487772173yes
i overcooked my scallops...
sr anyone?
>>487772074splattershot takes 16 frames to splat3-shot undercover takes 56 framesbutsplattershot has 100 healthundercover has effectively 385 health against splattershot, so its ttk against undercover is 70 frames4-shot undercover takes 69 frames, so miss one and you trade, which is way more than you deserve for failure
>>487772995Sure
>>487761561I’m tempted to fuck with this thing because mines and reef makes it an absolute pest
>>487768860youre actually not far off if youre ripping the osts straight from the source. either way who cares about music piracy after metalica threw a massive p*ssbaby tantrum over it
do you hate THAT /ink/er...if so why?
>>487773358open
>>487773638nah he aight
>>487771639>>487773118that's great and all but it still doesn't two shot
>>487773638she dresses better than me and my fellow transcord xisters
>>487773638i don't hate any /ink/ers
>>487717039this is stupid. to use a fishing metaphor, tits and ass are the bait, and personality is the strength of the line.go fishing with good bait, and frayed line, and you can get as many bites as you want; you're not reeling in a fish. And then you have the simps, that just leap onto the boat.
more like tw/ink/ers
>>487773950Wise words grandpanonUnfortunately I am retarded and will disregard that because I think with my weewee
i'm a floppers guy
>>487772945realistically she wouldn't think about her future at all and would instead just gorge upon tens of thousands of calories worth of junk food
>>487773723it 3-shotsand those 3-shots combined with its shield make it able to outgun most weapons other than swords and blasters
>>487773638Yes, I hate THAT /ink/er (myself).
>died 6 timesheck
>>487734607Competitively I think it could have a cool niche but that point is moot for as long as the netcode continues to be clown-tier.
Limón bros... we did not paint our base
>>487774624Rookie numbersCome back when you get burned out and start dying upwards of 10 times
>>487771639the 'theoretical player' right here. Hasn't touched the game in months. years even. completely ignores rampant connectivity issues. 'just aim, bro'.lol
I believe woomies should have bigger woobies.
>>487774624It was for a heroic cause
kissing callies buttmmmmwah mmmwah love your butt cahlie
>>487775453you're finally back...
>>487775496>Instantly get microplastics in your bloodstream
>>487775453"they are killing each other"
>>487775453wb
GG BTW
>try to get back into this shit>everyone else I get matched with is some ADHD adderall turbo zoomer MLG pro and I'm just getting constantly ass rapedI forgot just how fucking infuriating this shit was, I want to kill myself
>>487776225nobody asked
>>487775305
>>487775805I love this movie. The sequels... less so.
>>487776225he can't keep getting away with his
>>487775741mmmm, plastic bimbo squid butt... numnumnum
>>487776397orangechans massive woobies...she's grown so much...
>>487776225we should all report nono for harrasment
>>487771639did you perhaps forget damage falloff?
>>487776225>Jivepie>MswrdMswrd>OsteoCastr>Fresa
>>487776294at what rank
>>487776225Nono you're such a piece of shit holy fuck
>>487776397woopy!
fat veemos spats ripped :(everyone saw her butt
>>487777806Worse... her nerdy panties...
>>487777806sex
>>487777806This is so sad :(
>>487776225>everyone hates himHow does he do it?
>>487777865>>487777906everybody saw her nerdy frilly XXXXXL panties...
I need to draw another ceph! What is J. Strauss initial look? Or how about this player called "Together", the fuck? AGH who else is left?! I've done so much!
>>487778251RandomGuy has always been a newmy in my heart
>>487776225>marcois that the groomer from the ac general discord that's obsessed with ankha or is it some sort of coincidence
>>487777461why
>>487778251Were you that guy that took pictures of my ceph then never drew himnot gonna teehee but not sure why someone even bothered
>>487776225Based Frenchoid beating the discord trannies.
>>487775453Same, woomy, same...
>>487778807He's one of them
>>487779684That's why /ink/ is the best woomy community. You won't get this level of infighting anywhere else
>>487778780no
We're makomart guysOf course we miss the basket when we go for a game-winning clam throw
>>487779684Based distroon stirring shit up with other distroons.
>>487780827They all like him tho
This veemo is the devil
>>487774308Goodness is stored in the flops
stop calling veemos devils
>>487782241
>>487782407this veemo mains custom E-liter.with respawn punisher.
thats so he has more good woomies saved on his hard drive than friends
>>487782241this one?
twitter reloaded before I could save an image of a yeb standing next to a busty Marie and now I'm annoyed
>want to fish>Moron's Bay
>>487783313SovlMore childhood friends to lovers action in media please...
>>487783109Think I know which one you talk about.
finallyon-model goblina
>>487783640>Noise levels not consistent with the rest of the imageNo... no.
gggggggggggsssssssssssssssssss moonrunesand S
>>487783850she can tear heads off with a single bite
>>487783850i want to slug her in the oinker
>>487783640Just so you wait till I find that one challenge match we had Ballin used e-liter and lost against us
>>487784149GGs as always
>>487783521bless you, anon. may there be many hags in your future
>>487784557Yuh...
coomers begone>>>/e/>>>/h/>>>/d/>>>/b/>>>/trash/
Why are 4chan archives down wtf
yebby drinking a milkshake with extra whipped cream (he's cramming as much fat fuck as possible)
>>487785126nah
>>487785416Harkonnen Yeb...
>>487785126Cooming is 100% Nogami approvedSource? Callie
>3 tri-zookas on enemy team
>>487785416yummers
>>487785686This but they're on my team and they do fuckall
>>487785971kill yourself
>>487785971We only do savory woomies in these threads sir
>>487785126true /ink/ coomers post woomies and veemos and not hags
>>487784149Gonna host again at next rotation?
>>487785126no :)
>>487785534Harkinian Yeb......
>>487786646kill yourself
Nevermind I'm stupid here it is
>>487776225kek he posted this in the transcord and they all started seething rainy kold fantasy limon femurbreaker hippie happy sky excelexcel
>>487787081hope you know that all of these players hate having you in their lobbies
>>487671343Shiver be tripping
>>487787081>got his ego compromised>immediately searched on old 4chan threads through the archives for an hour an old match with an obvious weapon disadvantage that makes him look good on the surface levelYou're that pathetic huh...
what's with jpn guys going back to splatoon 2
>>487787682Getting Home
lobbing blobs
>nono and joey at the same timeNope I'm outta hereSee you later /ink/
>>487786534sure, i will rehost next rotation
the negro fears the blobber
>>487787081>MouseWings>Sismoon>Trippin?more bizarro /ink/ers
>>487783640i can hear the plapping that goes on between some of these cephs
>>487785971I want woomy feet in my drinks
>>487788105You forgot SelectedGal
>>487787985Yeeeeee
>>487787758blob em joey
>>487787758What rank are you at?
>>487788582S rankI keep losing my rank ups
>>487786703I say "OAH" out of habit every time I pull a badass clutch that wins me the game. I'm just that good (and cultured)
>>487788582S+0 right nowhaven't played ranked in a while
>>487788582X rank top 10 RM
>>487789143Chocoptero posts ITT?
dapped on them so hard that their tetras d/c'd
>>487788381I think nicknames are a 10 character limit. If not, I've been constraining my bizarro names for no reason.
and then you get the laggy JP players and their 180 degree hitboxes
>>487789992I still want to know why they keep the limit at 10 when nearly everything else is at least 15Even the in-game name boxes have much more space than you're allowed to use
i got good nothing else to do now
good night /ink/not enough cutesie art being done of the grandfest, most of it is suggestive
>leave freelance squad to get away from a dogshit player>end up with him again anywayWhat a faggot
>>487793220that's why you wait a couple minutes before re-queueing
>>487768472I am so unbelievably fucking mad right now
>>487793420I did and went to get food
>>487793495GAMBARE FANTASY KUN
>>487792614Grand Fest goblin too erotic.
>>487794309mom
>>487794481I want her to give me uppies desu.
>third 1600 something time during my calcsOh right I 4 starred both e-liter kits my MMR isn't very high I bet...
>>487795213Free wins lmao
>>487793495phew, back. can't say I like the pattern that's forming, though...
>1813 with 5 straight winsMy MMR... It's Over...
>>487771567Same, but I wanted to order from Ninny to get other stuff at the same time with free shipping. I don't get why they're so late, it's like Nintendo does not like money lol
>>487775453I missed you
>>487795809I'll be waiting for you in 2000+ queue
>first challenge match>enemy challenge power: 1410>all japanese>three japanese X badges, including top 500WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>487796849They must have starred all e-liter kits
>>487796849Don’t tell me you lost to a team of shitters
>>487795971No, I think this describes you very wellIt's on point
Why is the thread so dead
>>487798231New thread coming up
I wish I was a rich neet.
>>487773638Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Inkblot Art Academy tomorrow if you're in the northwest.
>>487797173Yeah, I lost to a team of top 500 takoroka shitters, say something else clever.
>>487788383sorry i was watching shork and friendsopening
>>487798858>going to school on the weekendMega cringe what a nerd point at laugh at this dweeb LOLOLOLMAO
>>487799271>shork and friendsvtumors?
>3 stingers shooting at me at once from 3 different corners of the map while being drizzled at the same time>barely survive>look over>teammate with splatling can't kill a broken down scrapper with it's back to himSometimes I have moments of self actualization where I realize how much I bring to the team and how little they do for me
sr 2/4>>487799406a 10 hour video of baby shark on repeatyes vtubers
i have a starred street badge
Hoodrat Squigger woomies...
>>487640710Only if im getting paid
>not wanting to humiliate the frenchoidI thought you were based but it seems I were mistaken
If im drawing pegging, I wanna get paid for itIf i wanted to humiliate him id just call him Big Smelly
>>487800741Draw Woomy eating a big messy burger pretty please
Draw woomy pegging a big messy burger pls
Drawing for myself and not others for once, go away
>>487802209das pretty cold babu :(
eating a big messy woomy
Will attentionwhore or be your gf (male) for drawings
>>487801617I found one for you anon
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