heroes edition>Demo DaysNext: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-58Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-57Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oBalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/subject/agdg/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/>Marketinghttps://howtomarketagame.com/>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://screentogif.com/https://handbrake.frhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/WebMPrevious: >>488639879
Me? Yeah, I'm special.
>>488709002Same, I don't need to market because my game is just that good.
discord:>full of literal children and insufferable cliquey tranniesreddit r. gamedev:>just people shilling and asking questions, zero real conversation because the website format isn't built for itagdg:>mostly shitposting, discussion is usually only tangentially related to gamedev if at allwhere's a guy gotta go to get some decent gamedev discussion around here??
Singlehandedly destroyed gamedev
If my game's main character ever met me he would HATE me.
>>488709087AGDG2
>>488709087what's there to discuss? just dev and shut the fuck up
this 23 year old zoomer is trying to teach us anything? Imagine that he was born in 2001. Max Payne was released that year. He was too young to play GTA I-IV, he literally can't comprehend what was good in Unreal, Quake or Doom. His way of thinking could be formed around the release of The Last of Us or GTA V. He has NO idea what makes the games good. A literal baby. Remember that Halo was babby's first FPS? He was still shitting in diapers when it was released. What FPS was his first, what do you guys think, uh, DOOM 2016? Shit, he probbly didn't play Return to Castle Wolfenstein, actually I'd be surprised if he even played Call of Duty 4, from 2007. He was 6 years old at that time.That's not even zoomer-tier, it's worthless-tier
>>488709087DMed you the link, do not share it anywhere else, I'm taking a huge risk with the inner circle to do this.
woke up in the moodthe mood for some deving, boyos
>>488709087you:GAY FAGGOT
>>488709232he even admits that he hasn't played that many games lol
>ugly but fully functional game by end of year>all game systems implemented (but not balanced) with zero attention paid to sound, UI aesthetics, models, lighting, basically anything visualthis is my goal. but is it a mistake to leave the non-coding stuff until later? like most people I'm a programmer, not an artist. this is the only way I've managed to keep momentum on my project without getting bogged down in the vast amount of learning required for artistic shit
Hey guys, 6 figure remote tech job dev here (1-2 hours of real work per day btw), just wanted to let you know the progress on my game is going great. I played a build from a month ago and couldn’t even believe my eyes at how much progress I’d made in such a short time. Perfectionism in the right hands really does pay off. Anyways, that’s all, hope you’re all doing well and looking forward to the weekend
>>488709232He joined the /agdg/ discord and was bullied out just now
e-grifters are not gamedevs.
imagine spending all day watching Japanese cartoons about flowers and feelings and then having the nerve to call someone else a tranny
>>488709614uh oh, tranny is angry lol
>>488709480>uglyStopped reading there. No one plays ugly games
>>488709668>n-no you're the tranny! not me who watches gay tranny cartoons and jacks off to furshit
>>488709786lol relax
anyhow , catch you later, time for some coffee, and then some deving.
>>488709087the inner circle discord
>>488709901it has too many pedos
>>488709701i meant leaving the "make game look good" step until after "all" the programming is done, not shipping an ugly game.
>>488709332what guns do you have in your gaym?what's that white gun(?) under your first one?
>>488709830I'll relax when I want to relax you freak
>>488709569Please provide screens
>>488710106calm down
>>488710223what are you gonna do? watch a Japanese cartoon at me?
>>488709087What do you want to talk about regarding game development? What's going on with your game?
>>488709756>for "micro blogging" use twitter, and use twitter as your main means of online networkingI'm unironically scared of using twitter. After all the shit that happened there I'm convinced there's literally zero chances you won't become a random target of a schizo discord groups high on HRT. I've seen enough youtube video-essays about these things.
>>488710280I'm going to rape your daughter
It’s weird to be the top 1% of the top 1%, and be sitting here posting with the bottom 1% of the bottom 1%. Kind of yucky
>>488709614it's me
>>488710321>he says without a shred of irony while posting on tumblrchan
>>488710401It's also funny to know indiedev wages that are too poor for the first world are millionaire wages here.
my game just keeps getting better.
>>488710401>top 1%that's cute kidI'm top 0.01% of a top 0.1%
>>488710364she'd fucking snap you in two you skinny weirdo
1-5 art6-0 code
>>488710708nah
I realized that I enjoy playing games more than making games. Now what?
>>488710837yah
>>488709232The first multiplayer fps games that I dumped a lot of time into were Quake live and TF2. After that it was Overwatch.>t. Born in 2001
>>488709614I don’t watch Japanimation. I watch American and Russian cartoons.Wassup, tranny?
>>488710840play games until that ratio reverses
>>488709119Dropped this show when they spent an entire episode having the main cast sitting down in a room spouting exposition. What a waste of a neat concept.
>>488709087Good gamedev discussion means discussion that benefits you to have. Which means that what you want to discuss is your own games, your own ideas, and the kinds of games that you want to make because, assuming you and the person you're talking to are not retarded, talking about them will make you better at making them. You can't do that here because nobody here cares about your game or your ideas or the kinds of games you want to make because there's barely any people here and barely any new people either, that the chance of getting someone who does care is very low. This is true essentially anywhere unless you specifically filtered for people who you knew cared about what you were going to say before you opened your mouth.Not only do you only want to talk about things that talking about benefits you, but other people only want to talk to you about something if it benefits them. So if you wanted to talk about the nuanced implementation details of a genre and how different implementations relate to success and failure, the only people who you would want to talk to and who would want to talk to you are other people who make or want to make games in that genre, are serious about it, have the intelligence to do so, and have enough control over their ego to be honest enough to not circumvent their own intelligence and end up in a dead end. Or, you could talk to people who don't want to make the kind of game that you want to make, but find it helpful to talk to you about the kind of game that they want to make because you provide substantive advice, and in return they provide their perspective to you about the things you want to talk about.
https://godotengine.org/article/introducing-the-improved-ufbx-importer-in-godot-4-3/>Godot's 3D capabilities are improvingWhy haven't you joined the winning side yet?
>>488710528I don't understand what are you trying to say
>>488710840skill issue. gamedev only starts being enjoyable when you git gud and you can effortlessly see your ideas come to life.
>>488711040You best start believing in tranny threads Mr.AnonYOU'RE IN ONE
>>488709119The main character of my game wouldn’t really care about me. Not more than any other random guy at least
>>488711032here's why
>>488711032The 3D importer window got gigantic upgrades over time but the retarded fucks in charge of the editor UI never even tell you it's a thing. Godot's core is solid but the editor itself fell behind pretty hard.
Is movement and colissions supposed to be a neverending programming nightmare or an i just a moron
>>488711032Unreal shits on literally everything else for 3d games. Godot is my favorite 2d engine though
>>488711338Yes
>>488711338yes
>>488709087Discussing game dev is fucking pointless, all you're doing is wasting time. If people here spent half the time actually making their game and not "discussing" game dev, we'd have a lot more finished products shipping out of here. That goes for every creative medium too.
>>488711030I don't mind talking about things that aren't my game but whenever that happens it's just cancerous enginewar shitposting and other such brainlet nonsense, no one knows or cares about anything.
>>488709332Interesting enemy design with the head monitors, is it summoning the zombie enemies?
What game engine do you use anon?
Glad the Jon Blow saga seems to be whittling down
>>488711698Something tragic I always see with devs who take "communities" too seriously is that the games quickly stop progressing and the dev spends their entire time downgrading them to fit some design by committee because they're more interested in building a personality through their game than actually making a game.
>>488709087if you need discussion youre ngmionly woman-brained faggots "need" discussionno successful solo dev ever needed "discussion"
>>488711338movement and collisions are easy as shit unless you're a retard using engine physics
>>488688895If you're blogging because you're genuinely interested in devlogging and think it would be fun or beneficial in itself, then go right ahead....But if you're devlogging because you think it'll increase your game's exposure and reach then don't even bother. Players don't care about devlogs. Only other gamedevs care about devlogs. And even then they might only tangentially care about methodologies and technical aspects, but they generally have no interest in buying/downloading/playing your game.Blog for its own benefit if you wish, but not as a misguided attempt at marketing. Just a waste of time if that's your end goal.
>>488712251>meanwhile factorio made an empire out of blogposts and shilling on minecraft automation forums
>>488711841we are just getting started
how long until the next ai breakthrough?
uh, unitybros? is this still true?
>>488712384just 2 more weeks until the metaverse takes off and shartcoin goes to the moon bro, I can feel it
>>488710001That's "generally" the oft-repeated strategy but in reality I've found that sticking with shitty programmer art and default skyboxes and shit for too long is a great way to sap motivation and kill your project. As soon as you have some core systems implemented and something that feels fun I'd recommend biting the bullet and creating a small vertical slice that uses some real assets. Even just a single level or whatever, something that gives you a feel for what you want the whole game to end up looking like. Gives you a goal, if you're dissatisfied you know sooner rather than later what other non-programming skills you need to grind up, and you have something "real" you could show off if the opportunity arises and generally is a good motivator.
I give up
>>488709480do what works for you
>>488712941nigga you ain't "after gamedev", you during gamedev go work on that shit fr
>>488712941how about you give up spamming this gay anime crap?
>>488712693Everything that aggy and any other community parrots as good is in fact bad, it's always so easy to find counterexamples to nonsensical "wisdom".Intentionally ignoring some aspects of the game has huge ripple effects and is guaranteed to lead to bigger problems later on, it's fine if you're purely trying to find what's fun at the basest level but trying to extend that prototypical thinking to an entire project is just silly extrapolation.
I like to read threads on reddit about indie devs who released their game but had almost no sales or players.
where are the porn games at
>>488712251I disagree. There're lots of cases where people formed communities around dev's blog because if audience likes the game and waits for the release the dev blog becomes the only place around which they can hang out.
>>488713123no
>>488712395Yes, why wouldn't it?The previous scene's objects get unloaded when you load a new scene.You either:>store your global shit in something that's not an object from a specific scene>flag it with DontDestroyOnLoad if you want to do it the lazy/dirty way>use additive scene loading, although in that case the responsibility of unloading shit become yours
>>488713325which subreddit
>>488709232>this 23 year old zoomer>has devs who work for him for jannie allowance>moved to japan the country all my favoutite cartoons come from to save money
>people worried about posting on twitter once and then getting canceled>meanwhile I've been tweeting for half a year and have 0 followers Future you problems man. Balatro had like 100 followers on Twitter before the game was released.
Any recommendations on how to show visual progress towards event completion? Currently the flame gets brighter and larger but it's not obvious enough to differentiate 60% done and 80% done, for example. Objective is to let the flame grow to 100% before the enemies can kill it. Sort of a DPS check
>>4887133259/10 times it's usually incredibly obvious why. Retro pixel platformer with dash mechanics, no attempts at marketing, ugly generic UIs, the list goes on. Then a twenty page long essay, er sorry, """post mortem""" on what they think went wrong and what they wish they did different. Kinda sad in a way
>>488713325gamedev subreddits>the 3D artist who only posts still life in-engine renders with no gameplay to be seen: 4264 upvotes>how do I make buttan push play game?: 239 replies, two pages down until you find the right answer>hey guys I just spent 7 years on this 2d mixel platformer please spread the word!! (reposted in a hundred other subreddits): 2 upvotes
Why people pretend like games are not an evergreen product. When you finish it you can shill it for ages. There's literally nothing that stops you.
>>488713795Flame glows different colors for different levels of completion
>>488710939grim
>>488714160SEO is a real thing my man, and the way Steam selects which games to push is highly time dependent
>>488713795Thresholds that very clearly change the fire with a little explosion and sound effect.
>>488714160>games are an evergreen product
I started lurking on subreddits as well. There was a guy who complained he doesn't get any traction on social media. It was hard, but I found his game.Here's your competitor, anon.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3055370/Isekaing_from_zero_to_zero/
>>488714964>Tired of bland, terrible-looking linear games without much gameplay, full of stereotypes and plot holes?Good news: this game isn't bland.>meanwhile the art is clearly AI slop
Is it ok to make porn games?
>>488714964>RPGmakerThose are stock assets, right?
>>488714964why would someone pay money for this?
It's better to live in delusional ignorance than having your dreams crushed before they even started.Prove me wrong.
I WILL LEARN ANIMATION IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
>>488715402This. My game won't release to 0 players if I never release it.
>>488715402or you could you know....get gud????
>>488714702Well braid had its success considering Jon Blow lived on sales from it for 15 years and even managed to pay salaries.But if your game didn't sell well you can literally just re-release it, nobody will even notice
>>488711714We're dealing with 12 different concentric bell curves of retardation that someone has to luck and will themselves outside of before they're capable of stopping themselves from acting like a fucking animal. Most people are beginners, and for the few that aren't, most of them quit before they're not, and for the few that aren't, most of them are stupid, and for the few that aren't, most of them are lazy, and for the few that aren't, most of them have full-time jobs, and for the few that aren't, most of them are constantly lying to themselves to shield their ego and thus cant have any productive conversations, and for the few that aren't, most of them don't have any reason to talk about the subject.
Explain to me again why I would want my creative work to be associated with a group of porn-addicted groypers?
Ragdolling on death + physics impulse heavy attacks makes the naked man go flying (cryptic and hidden riddle in this message, please analyze for further instruction)
>>488715402This is true. It's so much better to make something for yourself and not have to worry about whether or not smoothbrains will understand it.
>>488715773what the fuck is groyper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6IpaW3vE3A
>>488715897>>488715773I can't believe this shit is fucking real. Also the whole article reads like a butthurt meltdown.
You did make progress on your game today, right anon? You are working towards accomplishing your goals and reaching fulfillment through self-actualization, r-r-right?
>>488716226this is fucking easter toad what are these faggots talking about
Going well. Should have the thing done in September at this rate.
>>488716226That's how people see you. Hence why I wish not to be associated
>>488711030>>488711714>>488715759I want to talk about making games with people who aren't retarded. I'm willing to talk to you people if you want that
>>488716469But I'm leftist. I still hate trannies tho
>>488716493who said I'm not retarded
Harry potter? He a chump frfr nocap ong
>>488716663If you're the first poster, it's because you have an in-depth and intelligent perspective on thingsIf you're the second poster, then it's because you properly identified engine war cancer as time wasting drama bullshti
>>488716876looks like linux tech tips lmao
STOP POSTING AND WORK
Is there a single person who can do every single gamedev skill at a commercial studio level?Because every 1MA has begginer level in multiple skills.
>>488717692every single skill? probably nottwo or more skills? i can think of a few
Candace Owens was NOT my reference image please stop making baseless accusations about my artistic integrity
>>488716226Literally me
It's so over bros
making a video game is too much effort
What's the best game I could make with zero gamedev related skills?
>>488718689A board game
>>488718689flappy bird. just follow a tutorial.
Just make one of those games where you unscramble an AI generated hentai pic
>>488718689a renpy VN using AI art.
Any quick guides explaining inter-object communication in Unity? Things like using a variable from object A in a script attached to object B, calling a methods between them, etcKeep in mind I'm a complete retard beginner
40 to 60 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.About 350 games in the week around your release.AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 50 games a day, 1500 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2024HahahahahaH O B B YOBBY
>>488716967contact info?
>>488718689Tetrislike or Undertalelike
>>488718962A.shit = B.shit
>>488718689this game >>488715990 is my first time trying to make a game, i have no previous gamedev experience so... i'd say top down shooters are a pretty good choice.
dumbass heremy gob jitters when jumping or falling, i think because i'm using 16x16 sprites and my gravity variable is 0.1 (pixels). how do I get it to not do this? would it be dumb to scale up the sprites to 64x64 (sprite would look identical) to have less tiny numbers for the pixel movements. the gravity is tiny because i want the character to jump and fall slowly.
>>488718689Frogger>frogposter>2D topdown game, easy to implement>basic collision handling, you touch shit, you die>fun to play>still a babby's first project but not quite as overdone as shooters and pong
:: Project Nortubel ::progress :: Too soon but I like planning out story stuff in the script of the Cutscene Template.
>>488719040You know what? I think the fact that there is nowhere to go to talk about game development is a tragedy. I'm opening a discord server for this. Everyone who wants to talk about game development is welcome, but the condition is that talking about eceleb drama or pointless clout chasing or idol worship you get banned.This is 100% purely for talking about making games. If you are interested in making games (not just your game, but making games in general) then this will be a server for that.https://discord.gg/ddqwRhmWYeah this idea is stupid and it will probably fail but I don't like that no one has done it until now. This is an experiment.
>>488719675Why do you want your character to feel floaty?But sounds more like a camera problem than physics problem.
anyone close to release a demo?
>>488719675>gravity variablejust hardcode sprite movements
>>488720179
>>488720179I've released a demo before, what's the issue?
>>488720179I released one two days ago
>>488720179Monster Freaks! has a playable demo for testing purposes if anyone wants to try it. Still cleaning up bugs and adding more content for the steam version
>>488345991what was the question
>>488720179I wish I was
>>488713795>>488716343>>488716876>>488717920this is the most brutal mogging I have ever seen, agdg will never recover, haters btfo for eternity
>>488720383>>488720405>>488720568nice, how are you feeling
>>488718689Porn visual novel in Ren'py, with AI-generated image, dialogue and story.
>>488718962...Is that a bulge?
>>488720949Sleepy, I only got 4 hours of sleep last night.As for the demo, pretty good. It increased my page traffic and wishlists just by having one available.
>>488720043Bro...Good luck
>>488708823Aggy daggy, I feel so vindacted. The insane schizo is likely the one behind the majority of mean spirited posts going back to at least 2022. Aggy frens arent as mean as I thought, it is all just one mad man and maybe a few shitposters copying his route like 1 or 2 times kek.>view towards agdg frens: +25 frenly affection
>>488718962The easiest way is to give object B a public parameter of the same type than A, and drag&drop A directly into B in the Editor.class Penis: Monobehaviour{ public float SemenContent = 10.0f;}class Vagene: Monobehaviour{ public Penis Needfull;}Then you do the needful by drag & dropping your scene's "Penis" gameobject into your scene "Vagene" gameobject.And from that point Vagene can do stuff like " this.Penis.SemenContent = 0.0f".
>>488718962if you even think that's a valid question to ask you should return to tutorial hell for a few more weeks
>>488721446Nta but why did you have to explain that using sex metaphors
>>488721729'cause otherwise Anons don't pay attention.Also I made a mistake: it should "this.Needfull.SemenContent = 0.0f".
Bros, I want to make a game like that cancelled simsville game.Looking at an old gameplay video it actually looks kinda cool, even if the whole point of the gameplay was a mechanic that was eventually absorbed into stuff like The Sims 3
>>488709087like what? i'm mostly here to talk with gamedev frens both on and off topic with on topic sprinkled in to avoid anons reporting me, lest they risk a ban themselves kek>>488709119>enters the real world>personality is nothing like her assumed given personaltylame>>488711813unity which i assume most here use, lol at that image.
>>488720043What's the stance on anime?
>>488711813I flip flop between wrestling with Unity and trying (failing) to make my own engine.
>>488722132I'm fine with it but it's not game development therefore discussion of it doesn't belong on a game development forum.
>>488722292>a game development forumYour post just gave me an ideaWe should make a gamedev forum in the style of old early 00s internet forumsHell, make a BBS even
>>488720043... what's the point when we already have an /agdg/ discord? (Even two if you count the "other" agdg).
>>488709119they made an anime about yanderedev?
>>488718689Tumblrtale
>>488715990the view reminds me of project zomboid. how long has it been in development?>>488716226kek>>488713123>t. the schizo
Back from my vacation, after spending 5000 dollars to get the rights for music from random artists, here is the new demo featuring them all (except when they play in locations/situations I haven't yet implemented)https://drive.google.com/file/d/1N3KpkbA4GU5Il3211JuzD-YnXU77JF7j/view?usp=sharingDid I waste all of my money?
>>488722617>>t. the schizohuh? i'm just annoyed he keeps avatarfagging on an anonymous forum. if you want attention, post progress instead.
>>488722478agdg discord is too big
>>488709119That VN porn girl and the magical girl were the only two interesting characters in that show.The edgelord villain was so fucking bad, holy shit. I get that considering the show's premise it's the ideal villain, but that was still so fucking cringe to watch.
>>488718689Visual Novel.
>>488722478>>488722896/agdg/ discord has too many people who aren't interested in discussing the process of making games
>>488722781>5kHoly shit. I mean, you must have made a lot with the first one to invest this much in a sequel.
>>488722838posting bocchi is cool because you get to post images on an imageboard AND nobody knows who you are because there are other bocchiposters
Do I have to buy marmoreal and bokube out of obligation if I'm a real aggy?
>>488721331Aimee Mann is goated
>>488723326Yes, and then send a physical copy to that farting twitch thot so they get maximum sale success.
>>488722617>reminds me of project zomboid.i get that a lot. (nobody played zombies ate my neighbors?)>how long has it been in development?about six months.
>>488721381deeply mentally ill post
Bocchiposting should be out, DBZposting should be in.
>hotline miami but sleeping agents are bocchiposters
>>488723217I got a deal with Humble Bundle, so as a smart person I reinvested in my projects instead of donating to Lente which I DID NOT DO
>>488724168Anon, why are you posting softcore porn on a blue board?
This is such a disgusting practice, removing the original game so people interested are forced to buy the remasterIf you think games are art it should be in your best interest to preserve it. Lost all respect for Blow right here.
>>488724168just google gamedevbeginner
>>488715990>>488723606actually watched it this time besides the comment i made about project zomboid. this looks cool oh and the car killing those monsters by driving into/over them, very nice touch. 6 months seems fast but i suck at gamedev so theres that
where do we stand on Chiyoposting
>>488724347Nta but thanks for this, bookmarking this stat
>>488724338nudity is fine so long as the balls aren't showing
>>488719675Separate physics position and sprite position. Have the sprite position be the rounded / floored position of the physics position. Only do physics on the physics position.
>>488724718>the ballsBut... that's a woman, right?
>>488724339thank god for piracy
>>488720043>>488721331oh great another inner circle how nice...
>>488723326>marmorealyes>bokubeno, because bokudev is a dick and does not deserve your money
>>488725321Not an inner circle if there's only one guy there lmao
>>488724387>this looks cool>the car killing those monsters by driving into/over them, very nice touch.>6 months seems fastthanks, I appreciate that :)
>>488724518sorry chiyo-chan, this is an osaka general
>>488725321You can finally be part of an inner circle Anon.This is your chance.
>>488724993
Some research will now add new mod emplacement for ship hull.
>>488724993anon, hate to break it to you, but...
>>488718689Maybe something top down 2D?>>488719456>first game>looks pretty good and funHuh>>488724993i think it's a guy using make up plus filter to make the face feminine. it's easy to hide the penis and balls in that stance. i should know, i've tucked myself in the mirror for shits and giggles
>>488724518This image is what "appeal" refers to btw
>>488725321>>488725371You're always free to join if you want to talk about making games and not any other distractions.https://discord.gg/ddqwRhmW
>>488709087Stop being so picky
>>488726071>spoilerSounds pretty gay ngl
>>488726071>i've tucked myself in the mirror for shits and gigglesAGP general
>>488724518>>488725725Sorry chiyo and osaka, this is a koyomi general
>>488726314Fully expecting this server to be dead by next week. Agdg is the way it is because there's really no way to have fresh on-topic conversation daily. Gamedev is slow
>>488727142This. Hence why I suggested a classic-style internet forum (circa 2000) or even a BBS.
>>488726991imma be real wit u nigga, aint no one give a shit bout yomi fr
one shot down, 20 more to go
>>488727142It doesn't need to always be "alive". It's just the place where people can go when they want to talk about game development. Since it's assumed that the participants are other people who care about talking about game development they are likely to be interested in discussing what the other person wants to talk about.
>>488727256...And fuck it, maybe I'll do just that.Is ProBoards any good?Though I don't want to have to moderate a message board and shit; I've never been one for moderation.
>>488727256>>488727508Ok, then make it and we can have more places to discuss these topics.
>>488727676I mean 4chan started as an off-shoot for a group of people on SomethingAwful to discuss anime outside of there. Maybe someone right now is going to be the next moot and in 10 years it's going to be the forefront of game developer forums.
>>488727476>It doesn't need to always be "alive"no one but boomers are going to be interested in a dead forum. sorry gramps but most people don't want to wait 3 days to get a reply to their post.
I would join a classic web forum, miss those days and I think they'd suit gamedev chat. Just make sure you cordon off the advertisement section because you know that it'll be filled with spammers and pajeets shilling their low effort indie pixel slop
>>488727367NiceIsnt 87 kilos too lite? She looks at least 100 or women THIS much liter?
my balls itch so fucking bad I can't sit still
>>488727367How long did it take you to make this? You show four massive sprites with pristine shading for barely half a second, almost feels like a waste
>>488727367>calling a manly man a womannooo anon this game looked so good why must you turn out to be gay
ITS UPhttps://youchu.be/watch?v=plP0OFmP8kU
>>488722427>you can embed browser games in your posts>people can see and play or download your latest game directly from bellow your avatar or from your signaturesoul
>go on steam in search of anon's Monster Freaks game>can't find it>end up seeing some other game's and click on them>one literally reminds me off Cosmic Call>looks cute>only 12 followersI didn't realize boomer shooters were such a popular genre to make games in. Style reminds me of Gimmiko anon's style.
Wario.Waluigi.Just think about it.
>>488727367>I'll have a uh anime girl protag!>Daring today aren't we!
>>488728621Reminds me of another pair, except those two start with "MAR"...
>>488728486Why so many asians like stardew if there's no asian representation in the valley?
>>488728607boomer shooters are the new pixel platformer.
the pain in my wrist feels like it basically almost all gonetime to get back to devving bros that was some hard days
>>488728486mootbros... it's so over. the delightful urges got the best of him
>>488728486ello youchu.be
It takes a long time to unlock things now, I've become what I set out to defeat
>>488727367How! How are you so good at this! Drawing all this would take me weeks if not months just to make such a cool and based looking menu. It'd fit my game so well too!>>488728486>youchu.be>chuCopy pasting everything from "v=" and after shows me a youtube video when i paste it over a different youtube video. Huh neat it's about the music tour. Who's that literal who he's sitting next to during the conert? Girl looks uncomfortable like she's super excited Eric is sitting next to her kek.
>>488729007Is that his wife? She’s so fat wtf. $200 million and you can’t get a hot gf?
>>488729279newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plP0OFmP8kUdawww dont you just wanna headpat him
>>488729497fuck off
>>488729497Most of us aren't interested in one eceleb's personal life to a pathological degree.
it's hopeless
>>488727142if it slows down to the speed of a thread on /vrpg/ that'd be fine too
>>488729007>make one hundred million dollars>date an ugly 300 pound chickBros, why?
>>488729535post your game, I dare you.
>>488728607>go on steam in search of anon's Monster Freaks gameI'm honestly flattered, unfortunately it's not on steam yet, but soon.
>>488729497anon....he was shitposting kek!>>488729731post your's first, mass reply spammer that currently has his insanity under control. we know it's you posting all the anti eric stuff considering its almost no eric posting and you're already raging.you don't have a game or deleted it long ago in a fit of a psychotic breakdown. come on post your game, you won't because you don't have one anymore
>>488729731It's called The Witness. Look it up.
>>488722781>yoinkThanks bro :)
>>488729279>>488729730dont be ridiculous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfFiCCJwiDI
>>488730012holy shit you're retarded.
>>488730113eric and her husband
>>488730026wtf, are you Johnathan Blow? I love The Witness. Sorry that the Braid Anniversary Edition didn't sell that well, but I'm sure you'll bounce back! It's nice knowing that a seasoned game developer posts here.
another 16 hours edging, playing vidya and listening to vtubers well spent!
>my game? google "chess"
>>488727367Cheers. Good point, I suppose she should be about 90 or 91 although maybe that's just her weight on mars or smth>>488728272About five days. Honestly I don't really care about showing the sprites off that much, there's a ton of other things that need to be drawn that are more important>>488728376sorry anon, you can try to close your eyes whenever she's on screen>>488728707Pitch me your idea for a new protagonist. There's going to be other pilots, so I genuinely want to hear your concept for one.>>488729126Thank you kindly. I've been doing this for almost a decade, so I sort of developed a workflow to churn things out quickly. You'll get there too with enough time.
>>488730135I long for having my heart rizzed.
>>488729535his eyes were glossy, looks like he was genuinely emotional
>>488730402>although maybe that's just her weight on mars or smthmass (kg) doesn't change on mars (or anywhere), like weight (lbs) does.
>>488730378based Pawnbarian dev
>>488730402meant to quote >>488728028
>>488730472post your game
>>488720043Will join but I don't want to be the first.
>>488730825There's like 7 people in here.
>>488730562Weight is mesured in newtons my friend
AAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T KILL THIS FUCKING FLY IN MY APARTMENT IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS
>>488730887yeah if you're civilized
>>488730913ngmi
>>488730913nigga that's nuts!
>>488730249I ended up getting wrecked again for not listening to my instinct on stocks. I want to dev but this has demoralized me. It used to invigorate me when I'd fuck up and suddenly I'm devving a lot as another form of making it. Now that doesn't even happen, I've been up for a few hours now and haven't worked on my game at all.
my game boutta go nuts
>>488729007
>>488731068What's wrong with your stocks, anon?
A game about trying to kill a fly in your apartment.
>>488730402>Pitch me your idea for a new protagonist. There's going to be other pilots, so I genuinely want to hear your concept for one.Ugly fat bastard pilot to NTR the player
>>488711338movement and collision is a solved problem for 2d or 3d games for almost 3 fucking decades, i have no idea wtf are you talking about
>>488731280hate that so much NTR is ugly bastard garbage. I'm here to self-insert as the bull and I can't self-insert as a fat greasy balding mid-40s japanese man.
A little bit every day. Got two more monsters, Lavender and Dragon. Lavender runs across the entire screen trying to stab toy and then doubles back. Dragon uses her fire breath to block the player from advancing, which can also out the player in a bad spot if there’s enemies behind them. The trick would be to shoot at the fire to knock it down enough to jump over. As for Lavender, while he can’t shoot like other enemies, the player would not be able to attack while laying flat to duck enemy shots, which renders him a credible threat if he isn’t dealt with. I just need one more mobster enemy and then I can focus on stage 1’s general layout, which is going to be a fish processing plant by the docks. It should be a lot of fun thinking up environmental hazards.
>>488731503Please do not kink shame here, this is a cuck friendly general.
>>488731109
>>488731140fixed
>>488731561Sometimes there’s advantages to being a runt - G-Man will be able to crawl through air vents and other small spaces that enemies cannot, which will aid with his stealth.
>>488731561sex with dragon
>>488731561>fish processing plantgood opportunity to do conveyor platforming in a setting that actually makes sense
>>488727367go home, everyone; it's over
little Japanese cartoon watching tumblrfaggot pussies can't even hurt a fly
>>488731781G-Man can also climb ropes and ladders, cause he’s a video game character. Also shown is the player’s reticle, which tracks with your mouse onscreen to aim at enemies and objects to shoot.
>>488730402>Pitch me your idea for a new protagonist. There's going to be other pilots, so I genuinely want to hear your concept for one.Unironically fat middle-aged bald man, but a badass one and give him gurren lagann-esque glasses
>>488732081Tumblr watches Steven Universe and Owl House.
>>488727367you are now the agdg king of red-head waifus, wear your crown with pride
>>488712395dude, a unity project is just a bunch of c#, you can use everything c# offers, basically endless options, use whatever you want... * you can just have a static class that has nothing to do with unity, * you also can have a normal non-static object or whatever you want, just provide a 'global' or static way to reach this object,* you also can use the unity architecture, which means having a GameObject with DontDestroyOnLoad, * or use some ScriptableObjects to retain the information you want, * you can have a GameObject on other scene and you keep this scene alive,* or if you wanna just go crazy and write the information you want to disk and load in the next scene, no problem you can do that tooyou name it, the options are literally endless my friend, this is just c#, use whatever you want.
>>488731671kekd
>>488732201no those shows are based, Stephen Universe was my childhoodtranime is for blue hair SJW cucks
>>488732201am I supposed to know what those are zoomer?
don't give uptake a break
>>488732568I've been taking a break for 4 years now...
https://vidaydev.freeforums.net/It is created -- a classic-style gamedev internet forum.This may have been a terrible mistake.Also no that url is not a typo, I accidentally created it as "vidaydev" instead of "vidyadev". Oopsie.
>>488730113is she taller than him?that's kinda hot
>Stephen Universe was my childhood>the series ran for five seasons, from November 2013 to January 2019
>>488732402>Stephen Universe was my childhoodlmao
>>488732402>Stephen Universe was my childhoodleaving aside the fact that you'd have to be underage to say this, steven universe is and always has been THE tumblr tranny show. it doesn't get more "SJW" than that.
>>488732185concord...?
>Iran is posturing again>Burgers are getting ready to wobble across the ocean to suck israel's dick upclose>all of them promising "interesting" shit for tomorrowYeah well I'm going to sleep.If WW3 start during that and there is no internet anymore, let's it be know that I would totally have made it otherwise.
>>488731854Exactly. While I won’t let realism get in the way of engaging level design, I do want to have a compelling atmosphere that comes from what I hope are intense stealth segments before the player blows their cover to engage in a shootout in each room. One of the challenges I’m figuring out right now is how to punish the player for blowing their cover at the start because they think their reflexes will be enough to take care of enemies. That’s half the game experience lost if they could just pull that off every time.
>>488732750and? 2013 was 11 years ago bro. I was 8 then, do the mathyou're old, get over it>>488732759>>488732828seethe more tranime cucks
>>488718962i already see that you'll create a fucking mess with this, just because you're phrasing it that way. explaining your problem more clearly would help us assist you with a better structure to use maybe. what is the problem you are trying to solve exactly?
>>488732402>Stephen Universeliteral tranny show
There's like five progress posts in this entire thread, incredible.
>>488732989Tracer?
>>488732828>you'd have to be underageanon...
>>488732989This would unironically be good character design if she was a bit more grotesque. Like a brown, female version of Roadhog from Overwatch. You can't make fat characters and try to have them be pretty or even normal looking. Being this fat is inherently off putting to the human brain.
>>488733229Sorry... I ended up making porn instead of devving...
>>488733120>seethe more tranime cucksYou're using this language to defend SU.You're having it backwards, dude.That's like using "bodies and spaces" woke language to defend Garth Ennis' Crossed.
>>488733326Maybe Landsword dev should change his character to be more like this
>>488727367Sigh.. I'll give you my (you), you deserve winning the YOUbowls more than a random shitpost
>>488729535this will be me someday, you'll see ;)
Hey lads, I hope you are all doing great.I'm trying to add a little tiny bit more of juice into the game. I added some particle VFXs, which I think I will polish a little bit more. Any ideas on how to improve on that are welcome.Have a good weekend everyone.
Tonight's sloppa: Pork shoulder cubed, browned, and simmered in a mix of søy sauce, white wine, and honey. I'll probably serve it with a size of rice or something idk. I hope you're all having/had a nice Friday!I also decided to give up on my old project and start a new game haha oops
>>488733124-object A has a position -object B needs to know where object A is -need to give object B's script access to a position variable within object A's script
>>488732679>https://vidaydev.freeforums.net/>Chrisfuck off cris
- Hour and 47 minutes on writing a menu for placing buildings- 13 minutes on making a grove art assetI love writing UI code! It's my favorite thing!Need to figure out a solution for properly centering building sprites. I keep everything in one file and use a batch exporter, but it doesn't let me specify the size of individual icons. Will probably just have to start doing things in their own file.
>>488728754because representation is a woke meme nobody actually cares about.asian people liked batman and MGSblack people liked star warsypipo liked bruce lee and chun li
>>488719675Are you using transdot? Update your camera in physics and not process
>>488733784I'm not that cris, I'm just cursed to share his name IRL. With an H albeit.
>>488711813Godot, because I'm a contrarian.
>>488733921notice how you didnt mention ypipo like black panther
>>488734062Yellow fever is pretty common, chocolate fever ain't.
>>488725853Oh boy we are reaching that stage again
>>488734062black people are less coolunless it's black dynamite or Samuel L jackson
>>488711813Alice.
>>488734375or Morgan Freeman
>>488724339Just buy a Steam key or pirate, it's really gay to do this, but he's desperate.
>>488734207>chocolate fever ain't.
>>488733523Again, this could also be made cooler if she was more hideous. Maybe she's got acid burns all over her face and had her blood replaced by some corrosive compound and needs to live inside a mobile Iron Long armor suit that keeps her alive. idk I'm just spitballing.What game are these characters even from?
honestly Boku's art is barely better than cris-tier, it's just a bit more consistently because he's autistically polished one project for a decade instead of autistically looking for a new "workflow" every week
>>488724339>we've enhanced our classic chocolate cake and it's objectively better so we're stopping production of the old one>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF MY AUTISTIC KID ONLY EATS YOUR CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAYS YOU HAVE TO KEEP MAKING IT FOR ETERNITY
>>488734512Concord, brand new dead on arrival sloppa game which is slowly becoming infamous for how DEImaxed its characters are
>>488734375I think black people are cool. The character Black Panther? Not so much.
>>488708823hurr durr
>>488734637Damn I just looked it up, you weren't kidding. Absolutely none of these character look memorable.
I want a unique art style for my game about witches. It's got to be in color, though, since mana color is a mechanic.
After getting derailed for near a month, back on the grind. Hub town is finally coming together, and nearing completion. Still need to make placement maps for the different levels of the burgs, and model out the facilities, but the bulk of the tedious work making the nondescript buildings is finished.
>>488734792This guy is such a cool success story of working hard and making it all on your own. He literally got a job at blizzard straight out of high school just through pure grit and determination, seriously impressive and people here could take notes
I've hit a snag, and I have no idea what to do. If I can't get around it, there's literally no other option except to give up and cancel the game. What the fuck am I supposed to do in this situation?
>Chris makes a site>Ask a question>Guests get blocked from making threadsHaha
>>488734886Honestly you could do a lot worse with some of them, but it really is astonishingly generic. It borders on AI generated.also literally all the women are flat chested or fat, so much for big tiddy representation in media
>>488734792Proud of her.
>>488735172I just forgot to require being a member. Unless you want to post as guest, then I understand.But a guy posting as "Penis" saying "But y tho" isn't really a real question.
>>488735191they really need to stop doing cartoony shit like this if they also want to be "realistic", it makes the characters look even uglier than usual
>>4887351912, 4, 5, and 8 are salvageable I think
>>488735019I'm gonna gloam>>488735191The faces all look photoshopped on, like someone used a face filter to put real people's faces onto CG characters.
>>488734632commit suicide
>>488735172>latinx retard will make sites to avoid making games
>>488735451I'm not Cris though? I'm a different guy, I'm just also named Chris
i may have broken something
LMAO THIS IS YOUR HERO AGGY?gay feather and fagnno never post on /v/ dev threads again you belong on faggy daggyThe ONLY good dev with a real chance from aggy is mew who doesn't even develop anymore. Sewer Sauce easily wins demo of the year.Funny how even shitty rpg maker games btfo any other aggy game
>>488735171What's yer snag? I worked thru mine, even though I'm not 100% happy with the solution.
>>488735191This is so bad its even good, if only someone made a chudder shooter with them
>>488735510I have no idea who this person is.
>>488732989Oh, fucking great>awful color design>character designs don't stand out in any way, nor do they have any cohesion>animations look like stock assets>environment design is worse than warframe, which was released forever ago>another "we couldn't make it look good so we just put glowing outlines around whoever is the enemy and whoever is the ally so you can see :)">>488734512based
>>488735510alright meds now
>>488735510literally who
>>488735510He's a better man than you
>>488735509You're inspiring, I'm also making a magic themed twin stick (that's much less polished), but mine doesn't use the Magicka style combos for spells. Very professional looking, Anon.
>>488735141fucking rugrats don't know how good they got it. Houses only cost like 10x more and it's only 10x harder to get a job in game development. Just ask for a job at blizzard LMAO what're they going to do, tell you 'no'?
>>488735172Alright, I've given back posting perms to Guests. Post away. Again, I feel like this is a disaster waiting to happen though.
>>488735408Shit, brother, you remember me? That was FAST. Feels good, thank you.
>>488735553>>488735608Dude it's fucking Branno the guy with the ugly as shit gamesLMAOooholy shit I thought he was just some annoying zoomer teen trying to be a game dev eceleb (and failing)lmao>>488735598hey branno
>>488735829Of course I remember you, your game always looked cool.
>tracking demo playtime>think people are confused about what to do so add little text header to explain>average playtime just drops like a rock>get rid of the text>instantly starts recovering right awaylol people really do not like reading
>>488735795fuck off with your dox ip farm you fucking faggotthat isn't related to making gameshow about you fucking make games instead of trying to dox your critics cris you fucking retard
Branno is BASED and REDPILLED fucking chuds!!!
>>488735873>holy shit I thought he was just some annoying zoomer teenIsn't Branno a zoomer though? I think he's like 25-26 IIRC.
>>488736023For the last time, I'm not Cris
>>488736050>zoomers will soon be 30 year old boomersno..
>>488735959>add entire book to gamenot gameplay
>>488733767oh, i thought was a more complex thing.like, if those objects are in the scene since the beginning and you don't care about setting things up manually, you can just create a field in you GameObject script to receive the A Object.Like this:class ObjectB : Monobehaviour { public GameObject objectA; void Update(){ // now you can just Debug.Log(objectA.transform.position); }}I particularly dont like setting up things manualy in the editor, if you also dont like to do that, you have some options to just find the object A...class ObjectB : Monobehaviour { private GameObject objectA; void Start(){ // find the object A programaticaly when the object B is initiated // method 1: find by name with GameObject.Find(string name) objectA = GameObject.Find(string name of the object you want); // method 2: find by tag, GameObject[] FindGameObjectsWithTag(string tag); objectA = Object.FindObjectsOfType('TagOfTheAObject'); // method 3: you can find by type, if the A gameobject have a specif class that you can use to find it you can use // GameObject[] FindGameObjectsWithTag(string tag); // theres probably other 100 ways to do that, this are just the ones I frequently use } void Update(){ // now you can just Debug.Log(objectA.transform.position); }}
>>488735959>lol people really do not like readingWell, I guess I'm fucked then. My solution to not having voice actors was to make a VN style chat box system.
>>488736050bro looks like in his 40s like shouldn't he be with his kids or something instead of making youtube videos to desperately be an eceleb?the azzy has been sun is really unkind to him if he's a zoomer
>>488734767Is there any black dude edgykino that surpasses Blade?Is there any (non-anime) edgykino at all that surpasses Blade??God it's such a good series
>>488736129>not making games>says things cris would say like "For the last time, I'm not Cris">wants to IP farm to dox his followersyup it's crisnow fuck off or just make gaem
>>488736393>calling other people zoomer>"bro looks like"
Fuck its really him
>>488735509Oh no!Your game has become... fun!
>>488734632>>we've enhanced our classic chocolate cake and it's objectively better so we're stopping production of the old one>buy enhanced cake>it's just shit in the shape of a cake >no more chocolate cake
>>488735532I'm making a Guitar Hero clone. I can't figure out how to sync the notes on the screen up to the hits in the music. The code for the notes does NOT use a standard HH:MM:SS timestamp, so I have to convert it. No matter what I do, it always comes out wrong.
>>488736543Real schizo take. Somehow almost as if not more schizo than the real Cris.What made you think I would want to IP dox/grab people?Though I will admit I am a nodev.
>>488736603bro looks like >>488736614
>>488736524Morphius maybe?Blade is pretty good. The upcoming game has me a bit worried.
>>488736683gimme some of that 94% positive shit
>>488736718>Though I will admit I am a nodev.Nice try cris you almost got me with that onenow go shill your key logging botcoin mining ip farm somewhere else
>slavoid is the thread schizoI'm shocked. Blown away, even.
is too late now for a vampire survivors clone
>>488724339blowtards btfo'deric woneric's chocolate cake is made from real chocolate
>>488736614Damn what an offputting face.Who else here has had their face posted?>TrainwizNeeds to shave that gross beard off>boku Needs to put the maid outfit back on>pomaodevPerfect, never change my sweet boy
>>488737007Perhaps even... Jonathan Blown.>>488736968>every nodev who has a name that stems from the root name "Chris" is automatically cris
>>488734632guys didn't you hear? branno said cake analogy bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyKz96pWPIcnot like someone with bad and ugly game swould criticize a joke that makes fun of him right?
>>488734632These food analogies regarding the topic becomes more and more hilarious the more they're mangled to desperately sit the situation in a weird misunderstood manner.
>>488737062No, absolutely not. Just make sure you've localized your game in Chinese/Japanese.VS clones aren't going anywhere, it's spawned an entirely new genre which is ridiculously popular in Asia. Probably because it gives Asian bugmen something to do on the train ride to their dead end job.You aren't gauranteed success by churning out a VS clone if that's what you're really asking. That window closed in 2021 or 2022, depending on who you ask.
>>488737197Branno posted his own face which is the wose partwhy do this?unless you're handsome like eric keep that shit locked uplike yanderedev for example what a fucking hideous freakwouldn't be surprised if branno is making youtube just to groom little boysseems like that's what youtubers do these days
>>488737197>Damn what an offputting face.He looks handsome? Is there something I'm not seeing or am I too male-brained to notice any uglyness?
>>488737274>someone with bad and ugly gameESL-kun...
>>488737197>pomaodevpost it is he really the sweetheart of aggy?
>>488737437i'll keep this in mind
They aren't supposed to float but I'll take it.
>>488737452>unless you're handsome like eriche's got blue eyes so that already puts him above eric, there's also a high chance he's taller (not like that's a high bar)
>>488737507just crabs doing crab things.
>>488737507
>>488736714You need to use the actual musical notes in the songs (musical time notation) rather than a standard hhmmss. Are these original songs or songs made by somebody else? If you are making the songs then you have a huge advantage here.
>>488737507Objectively he would be considered handsome, I think what makes him offputting for me is associating his games with that face. They just don't go together. Now I have to associate his face with the games everytime I see his games
>>488737560look at the typo you fucking brainlet I put the space too early. You drop the indefinite article with plural or uncountable nouns, also who gives a fuck. This is 4chan and I'm american I'm allowed to be as retarded and lazy as I please.is this all you have you fucking azzy cunt? a typo? lmao you fucking inbred abbo
Branno looks absolutely normalThe thread is infested by agp and fags who jerk off to feminine twinks
>>488736614it's funny how we can never guestimate how a person look given their voice - as surprising as seeing code monkey for the first time
>>488737507Hey branno's mom your son's games are really bad btw and his friends (his only ones) on 4chan are bullying him for being a lazy shit dev who is trying to become a desperate eceleb shilling his trashit's really pathetic raise your son betterit's an old withered face only a mother could love
If y'all saw branno in the 1950s you'd be like "ZAMN nigguh that's one stand up bloke"Please cleanse yourselves of your current year + 9 brainrot and don't post again until you do.
>488737879
>>488737851>was raped by father so now attracted to old inbred abbo fuckershey brannowas your father drunk as piss when he raped that abbo you call mum?
>>488737714>he's got blue eyes so that already puts him above eric
>>488736614>russian text>the face of russian "it is what it is">>488737197silence, woman
>>488737984I'm a straight man who jerks off to feminine twinks albeit
>>488737984>>488738153It's not that complicated. He's white and has blue eyes. That's all it takes to set a subhuman third worlder off into a tirade of jealousy.
>>488738239this guy FUCKS
I like how which one of these posts I can tell is the same schizophrenic retard judging by the patterns of term usage, grammar errors, and mannerismsPlus, the particular things these posts focus on.
Who are you people? Where are you coming from?
lmao, you guys are fucking retards, if you saw my face you would know true despair. literally an aged teenager face. picture a 15 year old with wrinkles
>>488734792I was afraid I spent 15 minutes making that bait for nothing
>>488738153Hey branno I know abbos are honorary blacks but can you cool it with the racism?also in the 50s branno was probably in his 50s
>>488738289>straight man>jerks off to feminine twinksPick based
>>488737452Branno unironically mogs Eric.
>>488738470don't worry, I need it to incite the seeds of disdain
>tfw will never have my own turd worlder schizo to obsess over me
>>488738331>irish abbo fucker>whiteLMAO
my sister said that if she had to choose between Branno and Eric she would pick Branno cause Eric looks kinda faggy
>>488738643Is she hot?
>>488738471>>488738229>>488738043>>488737879>>488737274>>488736968I bet $10 this is all the same turdworlder.>>488738580same to be honest
>>488738421I am a game developer. I'm coming from the kitchen.
>>488738539NOOOOO YOU'LL WAKE UP THE ERIC SCHIZOOO!!!!Don't say that shit
>>488738331>3 replies above thiskek you weren't kidding
>>488738730she looks more or less like me so yeah
The fuck is an abbo or azzy anyway
>>488738385>>488738743Branno please cool it with the racism this won't look good when you get famout>when you get famousLMAOOOOO NEVERMIND!!!
>My name is Helena and I have years of experience making video games.Once again proving that YouTube audiences are completely brainless.She just forgot to mention that all the games she produces have zero players, and zero followers, also almost zero wishlists, so basically she has experience producing garbage, BUT here she is providing guidance and giving tips like she was a fucking PROjust AMAZING!
>>488738832that's hot
>>488738936didn't the janny tell you that you need to do 12 months mandatory service over on /pol/ before you're allowed to use the other boards?shoo!
>>488738962>famout
>>488738643Branno... that's incest!Branno please stop raping your sister I know that's what abbos do but you're only half abbo on your mums sidebtw britain is white
So has anyone here actually released a product? Taking longer then a month for an indie game with today's tools usually means your game is going to be complete shit. >But muh artOutsource/AI>But muh musicOutsource/AI>But muh contentLower the price to match the length, not that hard of a concept
>>488738987Shipping has become so easy that it's become useless as a metric. Most people in these threads have technically shipped a game, some have shipped multiple. The minimum bar for claiming experience should no longer be just shipping something, but shipping something good.
>>488738987Relax.
time for a break boyos, watch some evil dead, or some gameplay of ultrakill to rip, man programming stuff is fun, but fine-tuning them to feel good... oof :0>>488710046those are debug placeholders I'm gonna take them out, pistol , shotgun, rocket launcher for starters>>488711765for the time being he's throwing a projectile that you can parry, but it's still early on I made him yesterday.
>>488738987wow, so it's like a female marnix...We should get them together and make 'em fuuuuck
>>488739129>So has anyone here actually released a product?STOP!! SAAR STOP THIS RIGHT NOWYOU NEVER ASK A WOMAN HER AGEA MAN WHAT'S IN HIS SALARYOR AN AGGER DAGGER WHERE'S HIS GAME!!!SAAAR YOU DO NOT DO THIS! DO NOT REDEEM THE GAME
>>488739063????????????
>>488738987When I'm a famous game dev I'll have an entire harem of woman like this taking turns servicing me from beneath my desk while I dev.
>>488739227she's way out of marnix's league, probably taller too
>>488738987she's female brannobranno, you should see if she like old men the same age as her father maybe you have a chance unless you only like raping abbos?
>>488739317>WhorfI wonder who Whorf was.
>>488739227and create the Mega Turbo Cris Gamedev Antichrist!
https://youtu.be/FbtuPAGqmkc?si=SBviZfE-rz9cn_kM
>>488738987she's just like me fr frexcept I'm not a woman so I can't conjure an audience with just the hollow echos of my blasted vagina trench with more kills than WW2
What did this Branno fella do to make this schizo hate him so much anyway?Did he fuck the schizo's mom or something?
Whoever you are, I just want to tell you that creating something is wonderful, even if you think your work sucks.Keep going.
>>488738987Too be fair, their campaign are failing hard, people are dumb but not that dumb, being hot and useless if not a guarantee anymore
>>488739129>>488739294schizo samefag indian
>>488736614>Roman Abrannovich
>>488739063>old /b/>old /pol/god how did things go from shit to mega giga india diarrhea?
>>488739619>be born white>may turdies seethe by existingMany such cases!
>>488739828b has been trash since like 2008
>>488739684what are you talking about?
>>488739828sit down and let me tell you about a little thing called the fall of tumblr
>game about coming to terms with one's own homosexuality while dating a cute femboy twinkyea or nay?
>>488740052Why would they go to 4chan?
>>488739828The worst downfall has got to be new /v/. It's just a nonstop flood of edgelord teenagers who missed the original Gamergate and now try to turn every minor, manufactured controversy into some kind of "movement". Every thread outside of that is those same teenagers attempting to create reasons to hate anything popular because they're afraid of expressing sincere emotions.It's sort of like how /pol/ has been riding the coattails of the 2016 American election and the He Will Not Divide Us shenanigans for almost a decade now.
One of the first rooms from stage 1, or part of it. Once you get past the initial loading dock, you enter the fish processing plant from the cold storage room. Easy enough to avoid detection, use the layout. Just don’t get caught inbetween them, or you’ll have to fend off getting knifed on both sides. I think something that could be best is to have a puff of air emitted above the characters every few seconds. It clues the player on where enemies are, but your own breath could give you away to the enemy, or at least make them suspicious and move closer to you if they see it.
>>488740134why wouldn't they?
>schizo who rambled about how much he hates that branno whodev hasn't posted in a whileDid he get banned or something? Kek
>>488739216super juicy. I used to be completely against over juicing, but lately I just started going crazier with the post processing, chromatic aberration, screenshake, particles, extra spotlights to highligh enemies, etc., and it's made my game more fun.
>>488740000In the last videos she is promoting a kickstart campaign for a new game, it probably won't be funded, it's very far from the goal, so people probably realize that this is just a cash grab from people putting themselves as PROs but being totally shit at what their doing
>>488740248just look around
>>488739749branno please stop obsessing over me I'm trying to get back to my normal shit posts no one fucking cares about you anymore it's over. You moment of fame was literally just me shit posting after seeing your face. Seriously like talk about game dev now instead of pointless unfunny racism.Like please stop obsessing over me and if you're not going to make your shit cake games better then at least post on topic now.>dooode indians poopoo>dooode turdworldlike that's the zenith of your intelligence? c'mon dude I'm literally shitting out gold here and that's all you've got?That is really so fucking pathetic, I even let the goku posting slide.I'm done playing with you now, you're like an over used cum rag that is covered with diarrhea and vomit now. Like in toy story.Like I don't even bring up how you're a new fag and I remember your first post. I mean you started this all by shilling yourself. Of course I'm gonna need to bring the spicy diarrhea cause fyck wannabe ecelebs that what.I am so infamous you can recognize my post pattern like that's real derangement bro. I'm gonna go do something you can't say the same: I'm going to go work on my game.
>>488740515have you looked around recently anon?
>>488739459Whorf wuz me bes mate
>>488738987She seems to think that being an "all-female studio" is a key feature as well. She keeps mentioning this in every fucking video
>>488727367this gif makes my balls ache
>>488740565what is this schizo nonsense i am being subjected to because some random anon showed his face on his youtube channel
>>488739129
>>488739619My mum's not an abbo so probably not>>488739897no one on aggy is white, especially not that half abbo>>488739923yes>>488740052>tumblr falls>4chan goes to shit>reddit falls>4chan goes to shit>twitter falls>4chan goes to shitgoddammit couldn't they leave this shitty site alone? it was already the right amount of shit
>>488740229Is this based on anything? I'm getting those old cartoon vibes.
>>488740197nu/v/ is like that because of twitter's fallgod it's so fucking annoyingI don't even want to know what /pol/ is like these days.
>>488735740I'm flattered, anon. care to post your game? I'd love to see it
>>488740134Ignore the zoomer. tumblr is only dead to porn addicts and/or the sort of people who consume video essay slop about internet history they weren't around to see for themselves. tumblr never died. The only people who left the website were porn accounts that already had larger followings on Twitter anyways. Everything you'd expect from tumblr, good and bad (mostly bad) is still there.>t. millennial who wasn't in diapers during the porn exodus
>>488740408Nvm, tardworlder-kun's back(unless he just switched to a new vpn or something)
>>488740660From now on I will mention that I am part of an "all-male studio" whenever I can, maybe it will work
>>488740565>you're like an over used cum rag that is covered with diarrhea and vomit now. Like in toy story.When did Toy Story have a cum rag?
>>488741049>t. disingenuous tumblrfaggot who came from tumblr
>>488740590ye
>>488741065Can you imagine living in a timezone when SEA, India, the Middle East, and Russia are all waking up and online at the same time? What a miserable online existence that must be. Plus you've got the stragglers from the Americas too.
Brano finish Healed to Death already so I can make my own
>>488741294What's SEA
>>488740912Just off Nintendo’s aesthetic for their console and arcade games from the 80s, not 1:1 though. I came up with the basic concept a few days ago when I was feeling sick and nauseous and it’s gripped me hard since, I’m riding that wave of excitement and trying to make as many elites as possible over the next month and then start plugging it all in to Unity.
>>488736614>all these anons crabbing his face>I look 2x worseguess I'm never doing a face reveal then
>>488741472Same man
>>488741407How the fuck did my phone autocorrect “sprites” to “elites”, goddamn.
>>488741472If AGDG saw my face they'd be reposting it every thread for years
>>488741382South East Asia
>>488741472He just looks like a bootleg Ryan Gosling. Standards are strange these days, man.>>488741574Good luck making all the elites in the deep state. You have 30 days.>>488741620Ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh1-K3NfUwrepostin from last thread, which way should he hold the wappon?
im a loser that will never make anything
>>488741813he should hold it with his magnum dong
For those who are somehow confused about the anon (singular) seething over Branno's face, be reminded that you are in the same general where people reacted in utter disbelief when an anon posted a picture of himself having a glass of milk with his dinner just last week.
>>488741838you made that post. that's a start
>>488741838Same...
>>488742014Third worlders...
>>488741838Did you try not whining like a fag?
>>488741813the fuck is that nigga
>>488741472All of those anons are probably ugly as fuck you realize
i want to make an rpg so bad
>new game by jump gob dev>it's also jump gobWhat is the end game here?
>>488741228isn't that what woody was?
>>488742391You want to make a rocket powered grenade launcher? Calling the ATF ASAP.
Level 5 weather symbols are pretty ridiculous but also a good excuse to add fog-piercing goggles, gotta put those equipment slots to good use.
>>488742014skim milk or whole milk?
>>488742425another jump gob, i'd imagine
>>488742256It's a Rat Human hybrid that lurks in the depths of the dungeon
>>488735019wtf im the original gloamsnarl fan who asked all the right questions, don't listen to this other imposter
how to make porn games
>2 days into the month and already 6 hours behind work quotaWas 10 hours a day too high a target?
>>488743009Too low, should have gone for 12 hour per day or nothing.
>>488743009not with the amount of 'work' you're doing
>>488742014hey that was me :DD>>488742625wholeit's cheaper and tastes better
Is the brannoschizo gone for good now? God, if I ever get big enough to have a devlog youtube channel or god forbid show my face, I hope I don't have haters as mentally ill as that nutjob was.>>488742924Very carefully.
>>488743072gonna spend the next 10 years optimizing this so it doesn't stutter so bad?
>>488743120I wish I could still drink milk butA) I think I'm lactose intolerant or something, last I checked iircB) My bitch ass mom whom I live with in my 20s says "young men shouldn't drink milk like that"
>>488743120BAZED MILKCHAD
>>488743234recording software you nigger blame 4chan for shitty small filesize limits .
>>488742425It's not a platformer this time, nor a clone of another game. It will also hopefully be less buggy and shitty
>>488743401I fucking bet, I'll see you posting this same slop in 10 years buddy we know you're shitty pedo puzzle game is never coming out.
>>488743413link if he green
>>488743494Shrek Link fusionShrink
>>488743462>pedo puzzle gameAll arguments lost you're a subhuman low IQ retard never worth my time.
>>488743610Shouldnt you be outside collecting tin cans to trade for Riel?
>>488743120just mix water into the whole milk and you've got two gallons of skim milkt. certified genius retard
>>488711813Bevy, because i really really like Rust and it's the most complete Rust engine currently
>>488711270that joke makes no sense tho
>>488743716this is like drinking half a pot of coffee, then adding water to make it a full pot again
>>488742924usually with one hard
>>488743762>I really really like Rustconcern.jpgAlso isn't Bevy still feature incomplete by the devs' own admission? Like, it's in a stage of development where each new minor version adds breaking changes or something
>>488743072>estimated delivery 2017
>>488735191YIKES
>>488743234Bruhkudev's way of "optimization" is just removing essential shit from the game as a compromisereminderthe final level of the game is so big that it stuttersso he removed the background and now it's just a black voidinstead of, you know, optimizing in any way, such as not loading the whole fucking thing at once but splitting it into chunks cause you know, you don't need to load and process shit that's WAY off-screenand now you know why it's taking him 7 years to make a mobile puzzle game with 2 buttons for control
>>488743879>hard
It's utterly insane the shit people choose to spend years of their life on. How do you wake up in the morning and think this shit ever needed to exist at all, let alone spend so much time making it?
>>488743987>>488743701Dont worry the game will be $4.99 dispite my American taxes going up so you can afford it br bros
>>488742425i dont fear the man who has made 1000 games, but the man who has made 1 hame 1000 times
>>488743881Yes, it is unstablethat ain't scare me though, considering what i'm reading about godot, unity and unreal, those engines are even less completethere's just something about the design of Rust and also the pedantically autistic trannies which use it that makes things sensible, clean, and scrutinizingly perfectionistically nice every timei also hate C++, C# and GDScript personallymy other option is typescript which i don't hate as much, but i need perf for this game badly, so
>>488744175Despite living in America, you're still not white, you still have no game, yeah I'm saying this is a yuge L for Brokerube
>>488744168wait a second... I recognize this game...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myH1d_C1iX4
>>488744253Least delusional rust user
>>488744253>unreal is less complete than bevyKek
>>488744760you can't write code in unreal and i ain't using no gay ass blueprints
>>488744253>unreal>an engine with 2+ decades of work put into it>less complete than bevy
>>488744175Please price your game at $14.99, or at least $9.99. The race to the bottom does not need to happen any faster.
>>488744830>you can't write code in unrealYes you literally can, you can use C++ native scripts
>>488745010No. Puzzle platformers should not be anywhere above $4.99 because devs that make games within a genre that nobody likes should at least be punished by a lower price point to get people to actually buy the product and try it.
>>488729535>next to a choco babehe just cant help himself
>>488743494>>488743550you foolsgobario is a girl
>>488745303so is link, what of it?
>>488745578>so is link
>>488744830>you can't write code in unrealWhat the fuck are you talking about homie. Are you retarded or trolling
>>488745065unreal's macro madness isn't real C++
>Healed To DeathI added a new boss fight. You will go through a phase where you have to avoid an explosion in 3/4 areas with plenty of time to avoid them and then through a phase where the explosions in go off in the same order but in rapid succession. You will need to remember those what those 4 areas are. It's going to need a lot of polishing because it's not intuitive at the moment but the mechanics are there.>>488741312Aiming to get the game done by late feb 2025. I've got 16 bosses done so far. I was planning for 24 but I may just stop at 21 and then purely focus on art and polish. I think having 7 areas would be a satisfactory amount of content.
>>488743849Yeah so what?
>>488744047Making fun of people with dyslexia is not cool
Question: I've seen 'orblike' thrown around a great deal in these threads and I've looked up the definition, but I cant' find a definitive answer. Can someone please explain and define 'orblikes'?Pic related: A yoruichi for your troubles.
>>488744253Rust is the worst fucking language I have ever tried fucking utter shit
>>488746621BokuDev, when is your game releasing man? It's been too long
>>488746858I think it's rolling marble games
>>488746858yoruichi is an orblike
How is this engine for making 2D games? Is the programming language hard to learn for beginners?
>>488746858Have you ever heard of roguelikes?
>>488746858Meme answer: games with orbs as primary mechanics.Boring answer: usually refers to Diablo likes, since they use orbs to display HP/MP.
>>488747015I started the games development years ago with around over 10,000 tasks to do I have 10 more tasks to do now so when they are all done the game will be done and il have to figure how steamworks works to release even then so when IM ready.
>>488747391What is 10(You) playthroughs
>>488747231I wouldn't trust them to keep water wet
pubelike
>>488747597im doing around 10 playthroughs myself to hopefully have 10 as perfect playthroughs as possible before releasing to avoid any major softlocks or game breaking bugs before release.
>>488747631Why not?
>>488745607>he doesn't know
>>488744168>>488744431>two years writing story
>>488747231it's okay but incredibly barebones and before you know it you'll be accidentally trying to implement low level shit in autistically abstract ways like from the tales about one guy programming rollercoaster tycoon in assembly thanks to its lack of basic programming structures
ok my game is impossiblet to make, I give up
>>488748601Good don't come backt. crab
>>488748601Good, don't come back unless you mean it.t. yesdev
>>488744431This guy infuriates me holy shit
This is a reminder,your story is not just what you write in your script. Your story is not just what your characters say.YOUR GAMEPLAY IS THE STORY.If you're making a generic 2D platformer then that's your story. You can have everyone talk about the infinite cosmos and all your hopes and dreams, but your story is still a generic 2D platformer.>yeah but I still want to make a story with thatHere you go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt0MeRaVBusLook how much dialogue there is. You've got voice acting, effects, animations. How much story does that give them? Barely fucking anything.They made a version with more story: https://store.steampowered.com/app/368730/No_Time_To_Explain_Remastered/but it didn't do so well for being a 2015 game. It lacks all the gusto that the original flash game had, the simple premise with an instant impact. I watched a playthrough of the 'remastered' and the first levels felt so much weaker somehow.
>>488731163I didn't take action again. Ever since last year my instinct has been unusually accurate on what I should do. But due to how many times I screwed up in the past I've become extremely hesitant on taking action. Usually screws up like this motivate me to gamedev as it makes it feel like my only way out of the wagecage.>>488732568Taking a break right now and having beef burritos my mom made.
Tower of Kalemonvo has lost the mandate of heaven
Progress. Surely no one will use the normal bandage.
Retard question: say I'm making a tank game where the player has multiple tank types to switch between. do I: -make a bunch of discrete player tank objects and dynamically switch which one is in the scene with the camera following -make one player object that handles camera, controls, etc. then attach multiple tank objects to it -make one player tank object and dynamically switch the model and properties -something else entirely that I'm too retarded to know about
>>488749386The hand on the right looks so weirdly uncanny and strange, gives me the creeps. Maybe use pixel art for that as well?
>>488749204No need to be absolutist, writing/cutscenes AND gameplay contribute to story. Depending on how the game is structured, these all have different weights to how impactful they are. Such as, a VN is only the writing, a AAA movie games is often the cutscenes, and indies is usually the gameplay.
>>488749386I WILL USE THE NORMAL BANDAGE
>>488749659>uncanny and strange, gives me the creepsI'd imagine that's the point
>>488748257I hate BOTW LinkNot because of the twinkiness, but because nobody talks about OOT/MM Young Link (also I hate Toon Link)
>>488749659It's temporary either way, and I'll probably go for a pixel art hand, but I dunno I like the picture vibes.>>488749703Fuck, now I need to write dialogue for that as well.
How would you make collision for something like this? FML everything in VR needs accurate collision.
>>488749917I click the generate concave collision button
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>>488749790>le it looks bad ON LE PURPOSELooking bad and out of place isn’t the point or the goal of any game, to say otherwise is just cope
>>488750012works for 'climb the asset garbage' games
>>488749985why does he buy laptops then? or maybe blow just needs to make his own laptop that won't be faulty?
>>488750104>maybe blow just needs to make his own laptop that won't be faulty?Was going to say this, he needs to save humanity from faulty laptops.Guy should just neck himself.
>>488750096People buying a small pixel art indie game which is purely story based, essentially a visual novel, are different people than those who would buy a climbing asset flip game
>>488749294Unwise.
>>488749917>making a VR game in current year working on a shutter-glasses 3D television show too?
>>488750104he can't take a desktop to starbucks
>>488749917cylinder for base, torus for thin part
>>488749812>It's temporary either way, and I'll probably go for a pixel art hand, but I dunno I like the picture vibes.Picture vibes are dope, keep it >Fuck, now I need to write dialogue for that as well."No, I don't think I'll choose that one" and force the player to chose the bear one
>>488736614I noticed this sometime back, only disconnect is the face to voice. He looks manly compared to his voice conjuring up images of an 18-23 year old. Just like code monkey although the discrepancy is stronger with code monkey.>>488741472Same, dude doesn't even look ugly either. If that's ugly than I really need a woman to be the face of my game until I got too much popularity that it won't hold me back from making it.
>>488750339That raises even more questions, lmao
>>488750339Nobody else has problems like him across so many laptops. He's the only common factor. Isn't he smart, can't he do some basic diagnosis and fix the problem?
>>488749917point colliders
>>488749985I hate reading into the lives of strangers but he must have some serious mental issues. Feel bad for the guy
Talk me out of chasing a PSX low res linear filtered texture aesthetic before I embarrass myself and lose my sizeable photorealism audience.
>>488750732PSX style has already peaked in popularity, people are starting to call it a meme and don't find it as a selling point. Depending on how long until release, this phenomena will only get worse.
>>488747328Thanks, that's what I thought anons were referring to. But aren't these just ARPGs? What's the difference between an orblike and an ARPG?
I want to finish a game but might end up like these guys.How do you stop this from happening?
>indie game with low-res low-polygon PS1 aesthetic with intentional unfiltered warping textures
>>488749581I would say>make one player tank object and dynamically switch the model and properties
>>488751126Literally just don't make a game that looks like this and consider it "finished"
>>488749676and story always feels like a chore in these big games. Indie games do it better.
I will pioneer the latest retro art style craze that will be overdone until it reaches meme status>Which retro style are you bringing back?You'll have to wait until 2027
>>488751126Rapid Retort released without telling the thread, nor anyone else I'm pretty sure. When I played the demo it felt like a prototype still, and the premise didn't seem like something any normal person would want to play: gun larp room clearing with speed times, but only in training mode so no enemies.
has anybody made a game where you're like not the adventurerer going on a dungeon exploration, you're their manager
>>488750453Torus isn't a primitive type in godont. I guess I'm going to have to use a concave body.
>>488750339>>488749985this is his new fancy-ass modular laptop he bought, isn't it?at least it's not physically breaking. possibly. Idon't know, maybe it's overheating or something.
>>488751568Recettear kinda? you still play through the dungeon bits but it's not "your character" nor the main focus of the game
>>488751052Not too sure myself, I suppose the biggest factor is using it in reference to other aggy games, like Tower of Kalemonvo or Plunderground.
>>488750896I've been struggling to envision a "look" besides what I'm already doing but I'm not sure it stands out, maybe I'm just tired of it and want to shake things up.
>>488751796Looks pretty cool to me.
>>488751572>Torus isn't a primitive type in godontNews to me
>noooo you can't just dr-ACKsorry crabs I can't hear you over my progress
>>488751927nigga that's WILD
why in the FUCK can't I just get basic collisions working
>>488746858why cant i have a woman like this?orblike ui in the game not all of it but some, typically hp and mana
>>488746858my game is 10% orblike because it has only a single orb and doesn't fill up the orb. A shame, really.
progress>updated project from godot 3 to godot 4currently listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOM_I1vzLHM
>>488752567Skill issue>>488752635Skill issue
>>488751796The neon green and super bright sky here is really harsh, although >>488750732 might be a bit too dark
Hear me out... Tetris 99, but it's a dress up game.
I miss fruifi fairy dev, what happed to him? Does anyone how what I'm even talking about?
>>488740994Old screenshot from over a month ago as I'm not at my PC. Basic idea is that you have to run and gun as the world is destroyed.
>>488753858he got deported to russia, drafted into the war war, and died.
I hope no one ever decompiles my game because my code is REALLY fucking bad.
>>488751126This but include everyone at 0-9 reviews. I fear ending up there. That's the one place on this list I don't want to be at.
>>488753274Nice, I went through the same thing and it's quite the ordeal. Though if your game is 2D, idk if it's really worth the effort.
is safe to have your project on github?
Which rat head is the best?I really wanted to get some narly teeth in there but turns out a rat's lower jaw is quite small and subtle and work more like a claw than how a dog's jaw works
>>488751126Haywire actually has 5 reviews, Tier 1 has 2, and Feed has 4. I'm assuming the others are inaccurate also.
>watch Alone season 3>some guy always talking about positive mindset and how he teaches all his students at school positive thinking>drops out firstlmao, the guys who win are always the fucked up guys who can take massive amounts of shit and still function, it's never the "positive guys"as bruce lee said "dont pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a hard one"
>>488754674Depends on the context of your game, and how it is displayed in battle. That said, I like D the most for a battle sprite.
>>488754559I used it as an excuse to make a proper gdd and improve the code
I feel like I wanna make a game but I don't any good ideas.
>>488751568>>488751698This is currently my dream game I'm working towards. You start off as the party and grinding up your levels. Eventually you scale up and start automating parties to collect for you. Simulated economy
>>488744431>6 years
>>488754793Is that the one with the rat king?Fat guy that does nothing except kill rats and stuff their skins to make toys for his retarded son that he won't stop talking about?
>>488751568Wasn't someone here making a guild management sim.
>>488753274which game are you working on now? looks like the daikon creatures character.
>>488754674A is the most fuckable.
>>488754674I like A and D
>>488754674C has a funny expression but A and D's gestures stand out more, depends on the size of the portraits but if you're in doubt then bigger is always better, which would be A. Look at the thumbnails to see what speaks out to you.
>>488754674Athere is some potential for D given the circumstances howeverC is literally just YEE combined with the LOOK AT THAT SNOUT memes
Want to have a few songs playing on in-game radios, think it'd be neat to use some early 2000s J-pop I like. How much should I expect to pay for something like this? It's fairly obscure music, none of it ever charted, and the band broke up 20 years ago. How picky/stingy are Jap record labels? Are they likely to license anything out at all?
>>488754674I like D.
>>488756360Get a couple of songs you like, invert and slow them down.Worked for floral shoppe, will work for you.
>>488756565I don't want vaporslop in my game though, I want J-pop
>>488756719Nips are absolutely terrible at copyright so don't worry about it too much, odds are that they'll retweet about you stealing their songs rather than suing you.
>>488756360dova syndrome retard
>>488755596See >>488755216, that's me. But it's still a long way off, considering I've never finished anything in 8 years
>>488755596>Wasn't someone here making a guild management sim.No that's the bite me guys.
i miss him
>>488755952yes, that one. It recently hit 100 wishlists and I'm planning to release it at end of september but I have to work on some marketing too
>>488754593GitHub added private repos to the free tier ages ago, no reason not to be using some sort of remote-hosted source control and GitHub works well. Unless by is it safe you mean "is it safe handing my code over to Microshit" then that's up to you and whether you're fine with your code being used to train AI slop to replace programmers in ten years
i have decided that im gonna make a detective game about a cat that solves the case
>>488754593>>488758607Thanks for the game, nerds
>>488754674A
Is it just me or are most videogames no longer fun? Is this what getting old feels like?
>>488759292There's very rarely anything new being done. From AAA to indie, they're all just remaking the same games with slightly different twists.
Tank/Anti air hybrid turned into a race car. My mouse has developed a weird double click too.
Someone guide me on how to start making a third-person game that has the logic of a shmup, but you don't rotate the character, but the camera, and he's always facing away from it more or less like classic Doom (where the camera only rotates horizontally), but in third person.My programming experience doesn't go beyond Ren'py where I make visual novels.Thank you.
>>488759292most games just aren't fun. nothing to with age except that kids are stupid and find anything fun.
>>488750579>>488750104I heard an interview with him, I think on the no-frauds youtube channel. he said when he's working at the office people feel comfortable coming to ask him questions which is typically a good thing(to feel comfortable with your employer) but programmers enter a flow state where they understand how to implement abstract concepts and if you get knocked out of it because people bother you you lose the flow state.he could also have a no-disturb if the door is closed policy but he's autistic so..
>>488759292your big mistake is thinking fun should be the ultimate goal.
>>488759292As I've gotten older, I've moved away from action games and started enjoying slower paced games with a focus on thinking and interactions. Not necessarily ones where you have to consider everything for hours just to make one move, but stuff that rewards experimentation and doing things in creative ways, self directed and sandboxyStuff like Factorio or Starsector, maybe the occasional roguelike deckbuilder, Terraria, etc
>>488759919I'm the exact opposite
i just have the billion dollar ideagood times are here again
>>488760391Speaking of a billion dollars, here's a fun riddleSuppose I am going to sell you a contract. The contract allows you to collect $1 from me every year from now until the end of time. I will always pay that dollar on time, and we both live forever. It's effectively infinite money.How much would you pay me for that contract today?
>>488760612it's not infinite money, the cap is probably less than 100$ due to how fast money devalues
>>488760612You're not selling a dollar you're selling immortality.
>>488759919>>488760252I'm neither
what's the unique hook in your game?
>>488760976I'm not telling you that because you'll steal it.
>>488760976i haven't started making the game yet
>>488761024you're a funny man
Surely making a Diablo clone can't be that difficult. The RoI must be pretty great as well.
Tomorrow I'll finish the freestyle here.
>>488760612i'm here for a good time, not a long timebut to answer your question, all my world possessions
>>488761390>cris is actually getting goodwhen did this happen?
>>488761482I'm usually lazy, not someone without skills.
>>488759717with regard to games yeah, that is the goalfucking retard
>>488760801>>488761475He's right because it is a question about inflation. This is a financial metric called Net Present Value. NPV is calculated by taking all known cash flows, projecting them into the future, assigning some risk (here, 2% inflation), and then giving a current value to that sum.After about 400 years, it levels off to $10.41 and after 2,500 years, it's still $10.41.
>>488761659absolutely not
>>488761381Balancing the grind, difficulty, and output of content is the difficult part of those games. People will just return to Diablo, PoE, or DoS if there's nothing to keep them hooked.
>>488761579Cris it's been 20 years...
>>488758889Interesting read, but as explained in the article, if you never publish/connect your repository to something public then the attack vector mentioned can't be used. Just keep your repository private indefinitely. Though yeah, github is pretty suspect.
>>488761381It's tricky because you can't just slap an effect on a weapon that that says "+1% fire damage over 10 seconds". It's boring.You have to innovate in some way, even if it's a tired genre. Also having mountains of loot dropping gets boring fast
>>488761836>>488761381Path of Exile already nearly perfected the genre. Fun gameplay, good environment, and near endless builds. Only the story could use some tweaking.
i have so many abandoned projects in my documents folder i just want to delete the whole thing and start freshbut i know i'd delete something i'd regret, but i dont want to go through it all
>>488761836Why can't you just copy the grind, difficulty and output of content of Diablo? Just make a reskinned Diablo, it's just procedural dungeons, loot tables and primitive AI
>Godot is good for 2D- ACKhttps://youtu.be/rHMJccb5IOMThis is why godot is a meme. It can't handle a fucking 2d platformer without rewriting all physics by yourself.
>>488762267Because people will just return to Diablo if it's just a carbon copy.
>>488762361bad craftsman? blame tool
>>488762361>he's making a 2d platformer with stock physicsI hate to break it to you buddybut sorryI'm feeling actual pain right now imagining you trying to do thateugh
>>488762361Slopes are so 5 years ago.
>>488762390But it's not a carbon copy if it only copies the mechanics. It's like saying why would anyone play Saints Row when they could play GTA
>>488762361my game doesn't have slops so i'll not watch this
Why play Road to Godotstok when you could play Stalker?
>>488762909Because GTA sucks.
>>488762361Unity has the same problems... as in I played a platformer and it had all the same problems of bad default physics.
>>488763162but Diablo sucks
2Dfags exploding into a million mixels when you tell them to add an extra direction in the sprites
A FPS but you can only walk backwards.
Why play Tux Kart when you can just commit sexual crimes against [redacted]?
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>>488761808what noble aims are there in gaming? if you want something greater than "fun", there is the pursuit of knowledge, beauty, power, and excellenceyoure not going to find knowledge or power in gamingsometimes games are beautiful, but its exceedingly rare and generally not comparible to the beauty of literature, painting, plastic arts, cinema, etcexcellence arguably in esports, but nobody will ever remember esports champions a century on and the whole ordeal is ugly and rewards ugly people, which negates any positives from the pursuit of excellenceso yeah, youre a retardif you want to do something higher than "fun" and stop coping about the insignificance of your hobby, learn ancient languages, read literature/philosophy/history, learn pure mathematics, create beautiful art that is informed by the history of art, learn music, pick up a sport, start hitting the gym and eating right to make yourself physically beautiful, one or more of these or something similarbut not games, and especially not playing games
>>488711813I'm going to do a Blow and implement my own scripting language (picrel) first and marry it to SDL2 to start drawing pixels to the screenUnlike Blow, I will be under no financial pressure to be a perfectionist, which is reflected in my choice of language I am going to implement (forth is considered to be easy to port)I hope to post progress, if an internet blackout doesnt get to me first
>>488752567i take it you're new to gamedev? nothing to worry about when you're just starting, it takes time to learn.>>488738987she is both repulsive yet has something sexually appealing about her>>488739616>hollow echos of my blasted vagina trench with more kills than WW2kek!
>>488754593personally i don't trust it. wouldn't surprise me if they've been using other peoples code for stuff for years.>>488754793didn't realize that show was still going on. where do i land when i'm basically pic related? all i can do is keep trudging forward but man my demoralization keeps growing worse but i have no choice i must keep pushing forward. i try to think positive but the thoughts sometimes go back to negative.
