(Radagon is) Marika Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPrevious Grace:>>491411035
Spoilers....
good night, /erg/
>>491575070More like bad night, nerdtake care, anon.
>>491574857>No bussy poundin for Miquella.
So is Midra a failed Lord of Frenzied Flame because he didn't inherit right or because he did and got beaten before he blows up the world?
>>491575070goodnight cutie
>>491575497The plot twist is Radahn won't fuck because he still gets nightmares of Morgott penetrating him with his cane and will not accept any foreign objects inside him.
>>491575070Sleep well mate
invasions have dried up... now what do I do?
>>491575957>Radahn>stop stars, thus your own sister Ranni wants you dead>Starbeasts still show up as bosses while you're alive, implying your protection hardly did anything>aside from hole in the ground for Ranni, nothing changes, implying nowhere was in danger in the first place for you to protect>failed to siege Leyndell>failed to defeat Malenia who suffers no permanent injuries from the fight, only blooming a second time from her own power>revived after dying>died less than a day after
>>491575497Everything related to Miquella's plan depends on a wild card whos immune to his mind-control effects and by all accounts is the most dangerous entity in the world due to his unending ability to not only die, but take the power from those he slays to become Elden Lord. It doesn't matter if hes on Radahn's back for the 100th time and you die to him at 10% health, you're going to come back, and he won't when you deal the final blow.Miquella needed you to make it so he can burn the tree, he needed you to kill Mohg, he needed you to kill Radahn who Malenia crippled out of sheer stupidity with her rotting pussy. And the worst part is you're still going to kill him. This would be like your executioner paying for your college and home, then taking you out ten years after you've earned some consistent level of happiness. You only got so far because he let you.
Imagine what could have been.
>>491575957Buck broken by margitBuck broken and mpregged by maleniaKilled by the rotOwn sister ranni wants him deadFinally unites with his boyfriend and as soon as they're about to achieve his dreams we come in and murder them both immediately afterWe then go on to murder their dad, beat up their sister, marry their other sister or their mom or burn the world into nothingRadahn lost. Lost hard. Real hard.
>>491575497
This will be your new fashion souls.
>>491577313>Mexicans in pajamas
How Radahn is consort if he is a stepbrother? Wtf?
>download mod that shows me every collectible on the map>download mod that shows me the progress of every NPC quest>use cheat engine to activate every summoning pool instantlyAhhh, now I can start the game
Remember that Bleed and Frostbite used to be crap.
Is there a mod where you can fly dragon?
>>491578053And fly to Farum Azual from here
Malenia.
>>491577613*half brother
>>491575957so Malenia raped him with that penetration?
Will they ever release GRRM's original concepts? Have they released any concepts before?
WHY COULD NOT WE HAVE MARRIED MESSMER?!
>>491578474She penetrated him, exploded all over him, and he was left dying of an STD. It was so humiliating that his men had him mercy killed to avoid a more humiliating death by Mpreg birth.
>>491578742
anyone know if two handing 1h axes deals the same poise damage as two handing 1h hammers?
>>491579312less poise damage
I've been harassing someone by commenting "This isn't elden ring" on dozens of posts because he keeps tagging bloodborne and dark souls posts with elden ring tag and he said he actually hates me
>>491579940on what platform?
>>491580026Blingee forums
Fashion
>>491580319I wish the noble set had a cape or that there was a hat option that had a cape
>>491580319looks familiar
>tfw no half-dragon waifu with fluffy tail
AT YOUR SERVICE MY QUEEN
>>491580623Kill her
>>491580623Smash her head in with that mace
>>491580319I wish so many ER armor sets didnt have random shit slapped to the front
Why do people simp for Melina?She has a very unremarkable face (if anything somewhat below average with her narrow eyes and thin lips) and a copy-pasted body from every other skinny female human NPC. Personality-wise she's a complete blank slate. Do people just like the sound of her voice? Is that it?
>>491581375The same reason people like any other character in this game, because there's enough vague information to fill in the gaps with our imagination. She's used very poorly in the story and her voice direction is bad, but she shows emotion in exactly one scene and in her cut dialogue, and if you're familiar with Yorshka you have an idea of what she'd be like if she was allowed to be cute in this game.
>>491581375she has good lewds
>>491581375I'm incredibly devoid of female interaction
why does he go all scrawny and lose his horns when defeated
>>491581934It turns out that the most dangerous enemy of all is man.
how do I get down there
>>491581925how are they good? Big eyes and full lips are generally considered attractive.
>>491581559>>491581925>>491582393Thin lips is a reference to her snake heritage as Messmer’s sibling, since snakes do not have lips.
>>491577189>>491575497Canon
>>491578890Also mpregged him as the rot sisters were born from the explosion
I got summoned for Astel and the grab legitimately killed me from like 80% HP what the fuck, the two times I've gotten grabbed by it has not hit THAT hard
Canonically radahn consented and he and miquella were in love. They loved eachother very much.
>>491583126
>>491583273Yes
>>491582901astel's grab is coded to do just enough damage to make you think it's bullshit
was this always in the game? never seen this
>>491583834I think I'll go take a nap now
>>491583992wtf where is that?
Why is landing a fully-charged two-handed attack so satisfying?
>>491584016Stay up forever and ever
>>491584050west of the academy a little south of the 3 belfry
>>491583992no, they added it in a patch just to fuck with you specifically>>491584103good sound cue
>>491584103Because it usually faceplants the enemy in a funny way. Or they fly away
>>491581934you took his mojo
>>491584103It has a chunkier sound than landing fully-charged one-handed attack
I don't care about gay shit like "whats their tax policy" I wanna know the important stuff, how the fuck do elevators work in the lands between
>>491584908When you step on the little pressure plate in the middle of them, it activates them to move you up or down
>>491584171>>491584174>>491584693Yeah, I think it is a combination of a good sound cue + character animations conveying the sheer power of the hit + the relative risk of doing such an attack is what makes it so satisfying
how the hell do I get up there? the drop from the bridge is too high.
>>491585267where the fuck is this, nokstella?
>>491585332yeah
>>491584908i care
>>491585267Go back to the beginning to the grace. Go left where the building goes up. Follow that path.
>>491585427fuck I don't remember, it might be from the other side of ainsel river
>>491585554In the church at the end there's a doorway to the left with a lift.
As a pure STR build, is there even a reason to go past 60 STR? That's already 90 STR when two handing, already past the 80 softcap, wouldn't those extra points better spent on other stuff like utility, more mind, maybe some FTH for buffs and shit like that?
>>491585745go 80 or go home. Sissy
>>491585554thanks I completely missed the doorway on the side
>>491585745Tested it yesterday, two-handing a weapon can go over 99 and get benefits, thougg obviously there'll be some drop off.So like stopping at 54 isn't necessarily worth it because you still can end up getting benefits up to 80 and then some with the two handingThat said, utility is good but it depends on whether like you WANT the utility for your like theme
>>491585745If you want, it doesn't really matter much
>playing as FTH/DEX bow priestess>First ending I want to go for is fia instead of the golden order one>MfwI hate being like this so much
>>491586282Ehh it makes senseLike you're embodying the Golden Order Aspect and then Fia creates the Death Rune aspect and you Teo tie them together to create the inebtween thing st the ending
>jump off ledge>get booted from game
>>491586403Ah, I can get behind that after all then.
>>491586282MFW what you little gacha creature
>>491586685Atlwat that's how you can like characterize it/headcanon it and like how I'd do it
>>491586758Master Fart Works
>>491586820Proof?
>>491586758I am not a creature...>>491586773I see, ty anon!
Should great katanas get unsheathe and light greatswords get square off?
>>491588806yes they should
>>491575497He wields a bussy to shrive clean the nutsacks of men
>>491588806regular greatswords should get square off too and colossal swords should also get unsheathe
>>491589029>He wields a bussy to shrive clean the nutsacks of men"There's nothing more terrifying".
>>491589069>regular greatswords should get square off tooI agree. DS3 had them and they weren't broken>colossal swords should also get unsheatheShitposting aside, colossal swords that have thrusting R2s really should have had access to charge forth.
I just showed your wife my 'greatsword'
>>491590145your wife rides my jambo jet
>>491588806https://youtu.be/hFVL0RzmbbI?si=cv8m2SiwlIpwd-Kj&t=438
>>491577189I miss leonard too, buddy
Aah, you were at my side all along.My true mentor... My guiding starlight...
Does anyone know if the smithing talisman affects the spectral lance ash of war, or if it's exclusively for smithscript weapons?
>>491593107it affects spectral lance
many deaths
>>491592616crooked like my dick
>>491593505Most likely trying to farm gear from the imp.
>>491593641Bro see a doctor
>>491592616It's so much bullshit that this isn't a light greatsword
>>491588806Regular katanas should get overhead stance.
>>491577313Based. It WILL Be bronze age souls.
Miquella did nothing wrong. He truly tried to fix all that is wrong in this world, by putting an end to all the needless sufferings and horrors of war and enforcing love and compassion into the heart of all living beings. By stating he was le ebil brainwashing monster, you're outing yourself as a redditor Radahn fanboy who sees the whole picture as some sort of humiliation ritual for your favorite ebin horse riding character, which you think (or have been told to think) has been wrongfully manipulated.He wasn't, the accord was consensual. This is canon. There is no argument to be made here. You're just wrong.Miquella is love. Miquella is life.
>>491580319Peak souls 2 drip was actually unparalleled.
what's the best starting class and gift?
>>491594996just pick the one that looks cool to you
>>491595040I know you can wear whatever you want later on, I'm thinking about stats and I don't know what the gifts do.
>>491594927>Peak souls 2 drip
>>491595079You can choose to level up what stats you want in the game. Starting class is just what starting stats you'll start with And gifts tell you what they do in the character create screen
>>491579713So who's the guy on third pic? Godwyn? I heard some said it's Messmer.
>>491595135Vengarl is a better character than anyone in Elden Ring and it's not even close
>>491578020it sucks in that fast swinging low poise damage weapons will always want bleed or frost unless you want to gimp yourself. and then when you fight enemies that are immune, the reduced damage of bleed or frost scaling isn't all that noticeable anyway.
>>491585745two-handing scales beyond the 99 level, so yes.
>>491595475that's not saying much
>>491594423I wish you retards would stop saying this. Making it an LGS would actively make it worse since it would lose its bleed which is a huge component of the ash.
Every time that I think the DLC can't possibly get anymore bullshit and anti-fun, the next area manages to get worse. Literally what the fuck were they thinking with any of this? How did it take two years to make the worst product From has ever released?
>>491596331it's the best dlc they've made...if it didn't have the shadow fragment system
>>491596331the DLC's bullshit justifies using every asset you have in the game to demolish it
How do I block a specific player from summoning me? Some guy with no points in vigor and 0 scat blessing keeps summoning me and instantly dying.
>>491597262Block his account on steam/psn/xbox
>>491597298>xboxloooooooooooooooooooool
>Don't you dare approach Miquella the Kind. Needle Knight Leda, Dryleaf Dane, and our ally will never allow this.Would it have killed Fromsoft to record a few more lines? "Our ally" feels so awkward.
>>491598231how many allies did she have?
>>491598287Redmane Freya, Moore and Hornsent. All they had to do was record three more names and mix them into her dialogue. Even the voice acting in the DLC is disappointing.
>>491598231>>491598421You bitch about the slightest shit holy fuck.
>>491595475>Vengarlliterally who?
What was the point of the entire Bayle thing? There is just a shitty linear sidequest tucked away in one corner of the map that has nothing to do with the rest of the story. Is Bayle even mentioned anywhere by anyone aside from Igon? Was this area designed by someone else who didn't communicate with the rest of the DLC team?
>>491598540Retards like you are why games are slop
I summoned Igon to fight against Bayle and immediately won after first getting my ass kicked multiple times and now I feel hollow. Did I rob myself of a good and honest fight?
>>491599047kill yourself
>>491599094That didn't answer my question
>>491599047>Oh no I didn't fight the boss the way /vg/ told me to, am I a bad person?!How about thinking for yourself for once instead of getting validation from faggots?
>>491599047now, Igon is an intended and canon battle companion
>>491599406if he saves stupid cat pics/frogs he's already beyond thinking for himself
>>491599047Igon's Captain Ahab screams are what completes the boss.
Hey I have a question for those smarter than me. Why does my 50 dex/50 int character's spell damage do overall less damage than my 50 dex/50 faith character's spell damage? Aren't the scalings similar? Can't 80 int builds put out more burst damage than 80 faith builds due to their staff scaling being higher?I'm using the erdtree seal on my faith character and carian sword staff on my int one
>>491600506different spells deal different damage
>>491600506>I'm using the erdtree seal on my faith character and carian sword staffHoly fuck you're stupid.
>>491599047igon is the only reason that fight is good
>>491577189too good
>>491600719Yeah but shouldn't they still be somewhat comparable>>491600793How am I stupid? It's the best staff I have
>>491577189Man, Miquella is disgusting
>>49159499690% of the cases it's VagabondBest starting gift is the Lands Between Rune
I hate the bell bearing hunter's telekinetic sword attack that is there just to throw you off
>>491602340which two spells are you comparing?
>>491600506different spells do different damages anon, at 50 fai you should either use the finger seal, dryleaf seal or godslayer seal, not the erdtree sealsimilarly, at 50 int you should use the academy glintstone staff
>>491602608you're supposed to fight him at close range
>>491603172Fighting this shitshow me notice the dodge input delay
>>491598845to 2 more years of seething at Elden Ring
>>491603348there's no input delay
>>491603823Why does my dodge activate when I release the shift button and not when I press it?
>>491604047Because From is retarded
Please fix this ash holy shit.
>>491604393it works great at 99 int/dex/str
>>491605006No it doesn't. Even with that spread someone with bare minimum stats to use Death's Poker will still do more damage and more frostbite than you.
>>491605278If they made it as good as the weapon it innately comes on then there’d be zero reason to ever fight the death bird for death poker.
>>491605681Okay? I agree with you. I don't think it should be as good as the Poker version since the Poker pays for its busted ash by being a trash weapon. The problem here though is that it's not just worse than the Poker, it's straight useless. It should be like half as good as the Poker version, not fucking 10% as good.
>>491605681theres almost zero reason to use 99% of shit you find in the game
Feet? Post elden feet
>>491606429
>>491606429Different ethnicities have different feet. I've noticed the feet in elden ring look more east asian. Specifically Japanese. t. Lifelong footfag
>>491606716which ones your favourite?
>>491606754In elden ring? Sellen(she has multiple sets of feet technically)>rennala>miquella(not a woman but close enough)>nepheli>fia>marika>elden beast>ranniIn general Roman>Greek>Oriental>Norwegian
>>491606716Which ethnicity has the longest, most slender toes?
>>491606716This is nonsense, mine match Greek feet and I have zero Greek DNA.
>>491606551I don't even like feet but I still find myself captivated by Sellen's feet, they're gorgeous
>>491607469>and I have zero Greek DNA.That you know of. I didn't know I was like 40% slav until I took a fucking DNA test. My dad started thinking I wasn't his until he took one too and found out fucking all of it came from his ass who thought he was nearly full Irish. Families get that shit wrong a lot.
>>491608425>send them DNA of my dog>get results saying it's japanese
>>491608425>That you know of.I actually know what my DNA is exactly which is why I call that foot chart bullshit.
>>491608728Your feet can have different DNA than your spit
>>491608230fuck off fujo
>>491608865Stop lying to yourself and just accept that your foot chart is bullshit.
>>491608926Once again, explain how that pic has anything to do with yaoi
>>491608964It's real. I am not African. I am white.
Logically speaking, Melina should've just killed Hyetta
>those ripped of the grace of old shall all meat death....But we still have our grace. It guides us to Messmer in fact. Why does he think we are graceless?
>>491610496For the same reason that Morgott call us graceless tarnished
>>491610496We can see it, but we don't have it.
>>491610569What's the reason Morgott call us graceless tarnished?
>>491611382because this game fucking sucks
>>491611382He's projecting, he is the grace given lord both of you were given grace.
>The issue with Miquella is he isn't particularly credible as an antagonist. Quite the reverse, he's too attractive a character for us to percieve him as dangerous. Ansbach's dialogue might contain elements of truth, but in context it comes across as overblown and hysterical.I trust we all agree?
>>491612420Ansbach is obviously biased and using his dialogue doesn't really prove anything. In the same way that Freyja is also unreliable.
>>491612420Yes the story in the dlc is bad absolutely ruined the main game
>>491611382everyone else in the world but you and godfrey has lost sight of grace, and therefore they believe you're lesser than them because you never had any renown prior to being called to TLB.
tooth whip should have a power mod when used against radagon
Whats up with annoying people going around "Fun fact his curse is actually nascency!" ? Like no one was saying this before 2 months ago. Its dumb theory too.
Leda kills every other Needle Knight, this just makes her a serial killer. (and it implies Miquella wasn't really charming people before going to the Shadow Lands)Her judgement of "who should I kill?" - Hornsent or Thiollier is also wrong. Hornsent can end up as an ally in the end and Thiollier goes against him, so she was wrong. She also can't kill Hornsent or Ansbach alone.What was her end goal?
>>491613494What's Malenia's connection to the outer god of rot anyways?
>>491613494It got popular on tiktok. And since Elden Ring headcanons are less about making the story deeper but instead trying to not make it shittier people treat it as fact.
>>491613494miyahacki thinks its funny to cut things out of the game at the last minute so people make even more bullshit theories.
Haven't played dlc yet but thinking of doing it now and maybe trying some pvp after, is meta level for duels still 150 or can I go higher?
>>491612657Stay mad. Godwyn won by not being part of the dlc
>>491613971150 or 200 should still have a lot of players
>>491613971I did all of it at lvl120 and still get summoned constantly
>play elden ring>man, it would be so cool if it was like this, or if this was more like this insteadAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME ENJOY THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The forge golems are one of the most annoying enemies I've ever seen in game
>>491614418I haven't killed any of them. Do they drop anything good?
>>491614709the first one in the plains drops the deflecting tear
>>491598757Dragon priestess and a ghost next to the shack with the Bayle talisman. As for why he's in the dlc at all, it's explained the he was the one who wounded Placidusaxx. Plus it's just a fun fantasy trope to go fight a big, bad dragon
>>491614861Ahhh, I guess I'll kill that one, then.
Goddamn I'm so tired of pressing STRENGTHEN ARMAMENT 24 times every time I get a new weaponWhy do normal weapons even go to +24 anyway, make them +10 like somber ones wtf
>>491598757Fancy dragon bosses are traditionally a fundamental part of Souls DLCs
>>491598757The DLC is related to Marika's past, so you have Messmer and Bayle/Placidusax (the previous Elden Lord), you would have something about the Gloam Eyed Queen in the Cerulean Coast, and whatever the fuck it is about the Abyssal Woods, who gives a shit.
>>491614709only the first one, but the rest are annoying to keep alive if you want to explore
varre with throwing knives/darts is one of the hardest fights in the base game
>>491616320that's consumablesyou need to get poison off multiple times otherwise you won't beat him
>>491608230I can't decide between Phase 1 Messmer and his weirdly perfect and unmarred skin, or Phase 2 Messmer. I imagine the texture of his burnt eye socket would feel really weird if you ran a finger over it. He'd probably flinch and jerk his head away...
>>491616320>fight using only specific gimmick>wow this is the hardest fight in the game
>>491616916they're rather powerful against many bosses, though. it's interesting how varre, usually the ultimate pushover, isn't.
>>491616873i could understand because of the scales, but his eye socket? are you just writing things without thinking?
>>491617120>are you just writing things without thinking?I'm thinking a lot of things actually.
Why did they have to make the final fight of the DLC so fucking unfun? It's the absolute peak of "boss flips around the entirety of the arena doing ludicrous anime bullshit and you have to wait for your turn to poke him once before it starts all over again" design and I hate it.
The dlc has confirmed to me that the GEQ and everything related to her was fromsoft OC created to justify reusing the black fire idea again. It's probably the same with Glintsone too with George's lore probably having Glintstone as a simple catalyst for wild and wacky sorceries then From came along and made the entire system about throwing various forms of Glintstone just to justify reusing soul arrow assets.
>>491617505expect from to do this from now on.it's rather telling when you see random streamers take only an hour to clear a dungeon, and then spend several hours [or longer] on the boss.
>>491617505It's solely because of their playerbase adapting to their formula no matter how difficult they've progressively made it.
>>491617624I think it's unlikely that Gurm simply gave them a list of names like some people say but it's still true that any mention of his involvement beyond that and the most basic magical elements like the trees/runes is pure speculation. The GEQ is OC though for the simple fact of the name change from Dusk-Eyed and the fact that if she was actually an important part of Gurmlore they probably would've put in an effort to expound upon it.
>>491617505I know there's a yoomer posting just now but this isn't a yoomer post, Messmer was unironically robbed>Miquella gets some vague teaser pic that makes it seem like he's gonna provide the backing for most of the DLC lore but doesn't indicate anything about fighting him>Messmer obviously "the boss" on all later promo materials, even gets a figurine and helmet, the same way Malenia can be considered the "last" boss of the base game for being in the highest-scaled part of the map and getting tons of promo content>Trailer comes out and once again Messmer is presented as the obvious main foe while Miquella gets a short bit that makes it seem like we're going to be able to pick his ending(which ended up being complete bait)Every single one of my friends who played the DLC thought Messmer was gonna be the final boss and that it was weird how early on in both progression and scaling he ended up being. Magic Beamsharter Radahn + most of the DLC lore volume being directed towards wanking a nonsense justification is one of the main reasons its so disappointing
>>491617505You just think PCR is a bad boss because you're shit at the game, don't want to learn boss patterns and want instant gratification. PCR is the best boss Fromsoft has ever made-Nah I'm just fucking with you. PCR is the worst boss ever: moveset-wise, visual-wise and lore-wise.
>>491618619you know something's wrong when even normies pick up on lore dogshitting. my normie uni friend played the dlc and asked me what was up with miquella abandoning his beloved twin sister to get dragged home by some random lesbian cleanrot so he could go kiss freyja's forehead booboo
>>491618160The runes are literally just this game's version of ki like the souls in Dark Souls, you think GRRM came up with that instead of the eastern fantasy RPG developers?
>>491618950He made up the Elden Ring which is composed of great runes, silly. He mentioned them as a key part of the plot in a Stephen Colbert interview. From just took that concept and used it to replace souls in gameplay.
>retards saying the DLC was bad to replay on a Ng+ cause you need to grab all the scadu/blessings all over again>go into a ng+ after finishing it once, get to the dlc area>my scadu/blessing levels are still the same from the last ng cycleSo we’re you niggers blatantly lying or did From patched this recently?
>>491618619>>491618797>>491618681Base Game>Idolized Godfrey the War Autist instead of Radagon the Marriage Peacedeal Guy>Reopened colosseums Radagon closed and brought bloodsport back>Learns gravity magic for his precious chungus horse, keeps dragging it around with him into battle despite it getting old and skinny>Holds stars in stasis to freeze fate because he's a chud, "protects" only empty patch of forest in Limgrave>Redmane Castle full of corpses with Redmane siege towers outside pointing inwards, implying it used to be called something else and they took it over and killed everyone inside>If you believe /erg/ JP anons, his good friend and hypeman Jerren is a rapefagDLC>Most heckin' wholesome Empyrean... He will surely bring about an Age of Kindness!
godfrey icon>90% of the time boost int or fth spells, literally 0 str skills that it affectstalisman of the dread>the magma created from the 2 bayle spells account for maybe 2% of the total damage of the spellat least radagon icon appropriately buffs things that radagon would use
What are all of the best STR bleed weapons? I'm talking weapons like NR Glaive, Sword Lance, Warped Axe, etc. that you can bleed infuse but they still hit extremely hard on top of having high bleed added to them? Also interested in heavy-infused weapons with innate bleed that can be buffed (Morning Star, Grave Scythe, Caestus, etc). This is for invasions btw.
>>491605681But if the AoW continues to be hot dogshit then there's zero reason to ever bother fighting the death bird for ghostflame call.
>>491618005the problem is, souls is far more than its bosses. they should also make the random mobs harder and dungeons more unforgiving if they simply want to pad out difficulty.boss rush simulators aren't that fun on their own.
>>491620053I remember someone crying about the flamberge back when we still had fcs
>>491620053Amygdal- I mean Bloodfiend's Arm
How do I make a sexy hag character in the character creator?
>>491621062Don't bother. The Oblivionesque character creators in the previous games actually made much cuter women.
>>491618950i think he even came up with the fucking erdtree bro
Just realized that no one really came out netter from this DLC, didn't they? Except maybe like MarikaRadahn just got returned but still says nothing and just being made a weird mind controlled toy of miquellaMohg got his main thing undone, and then also got just made into RadahnMiquella got sidelined in his own dlc for RadahnSad
>>491620749/erg/ official fc banned weapon listmantis bladepulley crossbow(one handed) serpent spearbleed flambergethunderbolt daggersacred blade greatswordoffhand spear + main hand dagger
>>491613494Because people are retarded and Elden Ring has a lot of subtext and lore you are supposed to piece together and most aren't up to the task, especially self-proclaimed lore masters. The connection between Stars and dew and Erdtree sap and Fate was essential to the DLC and most just ignored any of that metaphysical shit like a college student hoping the progessor won't ask the annoying part to study at the exam
>>491620986ah good point, still haven't used that yet. how does it do with warcry/barbaric roar? or does that ruin it for the R2?
>>491617505Like the rest of Elden Ring, all of the effort was frontloaded.Dancing Lion and Bayle were both far more interesting, far better fights, and just straight up cooler than Michael and Radahn.I wish From had just focused on the Hornsent/Crucible, and Marika/Messmer for the DLC. LITERALLY who gives a fucking about miquella.
>>491622460Miquella should have let everyone fight for his love instead of settling with Radahn
good morning erg!!
>>491624695Dumb Rya is going to cut too deep one day and not be able to stop the bleeding and have no one around. She'll die alone while squalling for someone to help herDumb, Dumb Rya
if no one wants her, then i'll take her. those hips don't lie.
>>491623492I hope your not the autist that says you have to be Golden Lineage to become elden lord, and that Radahn wanted to be resurrected into Mogh's body.
>>491619396chat is this true?
post some fashion
>>491619396>>491625305Scooby blessings carry over.The reason the DLC is unfun in NG+ is because the DLC sucks.
>>491620986>Tauntcel host is left alone for 0.5 seconds>Dies
The only reason they used Mohg's body is because of the vague thematics. You're fighting Marika's legacy all throughout the Land of Shadow, so the final boss is a fusion of all three of her lines of descent: Mohg's body (Marika/Godfrey) and Radahn's soul (Radagon/Rennala) with Miquella's new god spirit (Marika/Radagon) grafted on. There wasn't any thought process besides that which is why nothing makes sense.
This is the first game they've made that truly 'suffers' from the obtuse storytelling. In the previous games, the lack of storytelling and abundance of flavor text made the world feel larger than it is. Item descriptions would treat you to lands and characters that weren't in the game, but you felt existed in some capacity. This game's lore makes the world emptier. It is visibly large enough to physically feature all of the content in the flavor text, yet it doesn't. Instead, there are just huge empty areas of nothing. Sure, Smoldering Lake/Izalith exist and so does Frigid Outskirts, but now you can 'truly' say the land ends where it does, and the truthpill is more bitter than ever.
>>491624984>If no one wants this waifu, I'll take the porn version because the porn version's assets are betterAlso the whole point of Roderika is cute, not lewd. She's like a younger sister or something. A less retarded Rya
>>491624984I'm impressed that her face actually looks accurate
>>491626469The ingame model was based on that art
>>491624984Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that Roderika has very wide hips, but I'm not sure how much of her hip-width is just her clothing.
>>491624984I’ll take her as well. I love me some submissive, soft spoken girls.
I don't like Roderika because she has height slider pass and won't give it to the player
>>491626181I never felt any attraction at all for her or Rya. It's not because I care about sullying innocence, they just have zero sex appeal to me. Compare them to Sellen and they don't stand a chance.
>>491626089The game is meant to wear on you, this is why each region as you progress mimics the four seasons culminating with the frozen dead of winter. There is a reason why once you are at the forge on the mountaintops, the game world is made to look like a tiny, insignificant place.
>>491626181>Also the whole point of Roderika is cuteBased VNDERSTANDER
I've made it to consort Radahn and I just realized I had the Fia's blessing the whole dlc...
Was "r/shittydarksouls" always full of unfunny tranny zoomers or is that a more recent turn of events?
>>491575776He was not strong enough to defeat whomever was in power, so he could not burn the world i guess, so has to endure the pain until he becomes stronger
>>491626181no, she actually looks like that. i've got the receipts.
>>491626968You lost me. I'm sorry, that is just complete bullshit.
>>491627131just stay there anon
>491627131>was reddit always full of redditorssounds like you belong there but are experiencing the shame of self-awareness for the first time
Trying crafting and holy shit, not only those items are useless but also farming them is so fucking retarded.
>>491627131Your home.... bathed in rays of Reddit gold....
>>491627469Yeppers
Me when I realize all the cute beastmen I saw will one day pass away mid set: https://files.catbox.moe/moiee3.webm
>>491627469YeppersCrafting was added when they started running out of money and realized that they barely had any drops to put as rewards in the world, so they added crafting and put random ingredients everywhere to make it seem like you gained something worthwhileAlso to avoid making more npcs to sell things
>>491627250
>>491624984>KinkymationMy beloved..
>>491627469How was it to just let the shit be worth your time?Every pot that doesn't inflict status should just do massive stance damage. Explosive stones too. Perfume bottles should also chunk whatever you aim them at. The weapon version was already turned to shit
>>491624984>>491627250damn she got that mandy muse body (the perfect kind). wide hips, modest breasts.
>>491627131go back there
>>491627131How would we know you fucking faggot
>>491627250>That faceOMG ZHE IS BEAUTIFUL.....
>>491625317There's no good fashion in ER
>>491627469>pots are useless>perfumes are useless>greases are useless>lulling branch (literally free mana) is useless>warming stones are useless>etclol okay kiddo. also google what a backup save is.
>>491626049No, they used Mohg body because Mohg is a child of Marika
>>491624695retsop ayr gninrom doog
>>491626089Dark Souls is more like a mythologyElden Ring is more character driven
Melina is Marika's daughter?
>>491629760yeah
Promised Consort Radahn was foreshadowed.Only midwits say otherwise.
>>491629890I think any person that speaks english will eventually say "otherwise"
>>491629760Technically Radagon's with Godfrey being the one to seed that hermaphrodite god pussy, godussy.
>>491629760melina and messmer are radagon/marika's children from before they tried to merge into a single god
>>491628402What about canon Marika?
>>491629978You didn't read the lore.
>not a single Belurat invasion on 125 in 10 minutes of passively using the invasion fingerHoly shit this is dead
>>491630391>>491629890>>491628938are you the schizo that keeps saying Radahn wanted mogh's body and couldnt become Elden Lord because he's carian.Or that Tarnished are godfrey's descendants and demigods?
>>491630372Imagine if she looked at you like this, while you're giving her standing cunnilingus.
>>491630514>invasion>passivelybro...
>>491630554Try again. And yes that is canon.
>>491626181Roderika is decently sexy. She has decent thighs and a cute face.
>>491630514Almost like nobody except discord trannies actually play at 125 or something
>>491630554check image -> /v/ -> ignoreit's as simple as that
>>491630834It should be a decent progression level for DLC, but still, no hits.
>>491630998You underestimate how much people level up. Normal people just playing the game don't stop leveling, and by the time you get to the DLC you'd be nearing 150 unless you rushed there.
>>491629760Yes.
>>491630876/v/ is the parent board of you, yoy ungrateful brat
>>491630720>. And yes that is canon.No thats your moronic headcanon that you have 0 evidence for and everyone has laughed you out of every thread.
>>491622460Radahn wasn't controlled. He got to be resurrected as Elden Lord exactly like he wanted.
>>491632391>He got to be resurrected as Elden Lord exactly like he wanted.Nice schizo headcanon
>>491632391Ahh it's this guy, watch out>>>/v/686215492
>>491632647???? who?>>491632563did you play the base game?
>>491629284Then those characters need screen time
>>491632391That doesn't make any sense, otherwise like Radahn would have like just gone with Malenia and not fought her if he agreed with her and lime wanted to marry Miquella
>>491630514>Belurat invasions>RL 125Nobody tell him.
>>491632391Radahnfags abandoned the retcon cope so now they are actually coping that Miquella (who doesn't show up until phase 2) was mind controlling Radahn all along even though he couldn't do it before the Battle of Aeonia and there's Miquella's light on the Greatswords he had in the past
>>491633162>That doesn't make any senseIt's not up to you to make sense of the lore. Either Radahn didn't think Miquella would be able to ascend to Godhood or the vow was considered void after Godwyn died, which scared Radahn awqy for the proceduee. Either way you can't ignore Miquella directly stating Radahn kept his word on the vow and him returning alone.
>>491633082You >>>/v/686205901
>>491633935What?
not a lorefag. can i get a quick rundown on the snake(s) within messmer? and why is his 2nd phase called "base serpent" when he literally just gets finished saying "abyssal serpent" which sounds much cooler, appropriate, and less like chinkglish?
>>491630217My theory is that the game actually tells us when Melina and Messmer were conceived "O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god."Nothing significant to their origins at first glance... But in truth, this was said mid-coitus.
>>491634192We don't knowBase ____ is an English thing
>>491627256You have no grasp of motifs and journey.
>Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to heal.I think this is the only poignant line in the DLC. The rest is mostly a bunch of mumbo jumbo about a demigod shedding pieces of themselves which is meaninglessThe DLC is more about the backstory of Marika. Where she came from and how the cycle of hatred started
>>491629101
>>491634295>We don't knowkek naturally the only thing i find interesting isnt expounded upon. probably for the best really, the chase is better than the catch
>>491634314Sure, and you have no concept of good game design.
>>491634369Maybe she just reeeeeeally needed to pee
>>491634726>no concept of good game design.Nta but sometimes I think neither does Mike, if it was up to him I feel like none of the games would ever be released and he'd just make them for the sake of making games.
>>491624695Good morning!
Are any of you guys having problems doing coop with randoms? I've been getting an abnormal amount of time out non connections.
>>491636154ive seen the connection time out (and i think some other type of message about aborted or something) here and there but not too bad
Is jumping 2H R2 into R1 a true combo with Light Greatswords? I don't think I have seen anyone dodge it.
>>491634192>and why is his 2nd phase called "base serpent" Because norse mythology places a snake grawing at the base of the world tree that will destroy the world when finished.Marika's 4 direct children are all cursed by her enemies, the GEQ, the Serpent, The Fell God/Mother of Truth and the BudMy theory is that Marika brought the runes out of the Elden Ring like fragments, out of which their children are the spawn of those fragments, and the children are vessels forced to bear thoseRot/Bud - Malenia - Has no seal and the Haligtree is rottingGravel Stone/Dragons - Miquella - Sealed in his eternally young bodyDeath/Putrescence - Melina - Bestial eye seal until it comes offFire/Serpents - Messmer - Marika scarseal until it comes offBasically Marika didn't birth any of them>>491634039what?
>>491634192Base is a kind of archaic way of saying immoral and honorless.
>>491634632People's best guess (and I mean GUESS, this is barely supported) is that the God-Devouring serpent and the Abyssal Serpent are both related and vessels of the snake god Eiglay since there's a church of Eiglay with a big splayed skinned serpent, and that they're like envoys/vessels in the same way that like the two fingers are of the Greater WillBut that's mostly all headcanon and guesses, there's no real lore
>>491636685>what?You didn't make any sense
>>491633162The vow was to kill Radahn in an epic war worthy of his idol at the hands of the worthiest possible opponent, the undefeated Blade of Miquella (who was already famous before the Shattering as the Winged Sword Insignia and those symbols on her sword already existed). People ignore this but Miquella literally says what the vow in the final battle. Because of the actions of his Blade (Malenia) and the festival champion (you), the vow is fulfilled. Yours and Malenia's actions re:Radahn both consisted of the same thing, killing a bunch of his soldiers and then killing him. You and Malenia have had literally no other interaction with him that could fulfill the terms of any vow.This is why Miquella reasserts in the final cutscene that he and an unspecified other party were asked for something by Radahn, and the vow was conditional on him doing that thing. This is why Freyja exists as a character, she does nothing but talk about how much the Redmanes love war and battle and glorious death, even saying that a battle between Lords is how the new age must he ushered in and thanking YOU for granting her a glorious death (hmmm why was she Radahn's most trusted knight I wonder?). This is why neither she nor any member of the Redmanes have any ill-will towards Malenia. This is why there are gigantic battlefields of Cleanrot victories teeming with Redmane bodies instead of there just being a duel.Most obviously THIS IS WHY MALENIA AND HER ENTIRE ARMY ARE FUCKING VALKYRIES. Freyja and Radahn were struck down by the valkyries (Freyja has a slashing sword wound on her face), chosen by them via the valkyrie queen's master the king of gods (Malenia is called the Red Queen in 1.0 and some marketing), and because of that she sends their souls to the Land of Shadow, land of eternal war. When Radahn is resurrected per Freyja he's promised an eternity of war, which he desired more than anything. Valhalla.
>>491623573It kind of defeats the entire point of the weapon.
>>491634369No, It's also about how Marika's children are vessels meant to seal aspects of the Elden Ring undesired to her (who is the bessel of the Elden Ring itself). That's why Miquella needs to get rid of his body to sever his ties to Marika's actions and past. Casuality and Regression are about how runes tend to converge and Marika's actions affected her children.>>491637334I did
>>491637665fair enough, that's why i asked.
>someone made accurate Marika and Radagon slidersWaiting on Messmer sliders.
>>491574857ONLINE TODAY IS NOT OK
>>491630372Marika there looks like a Polish peasant from the 1600's, just in a very nice dress
>>491637608>The vow was to kill Radahn in an epic warHeadcanon bullshit, yiu have zero ways to assert that. It's more likely that, being the vow was stipulated before Godwyn's assassination and the Shattering, the idea that Radahn could get stuck in limbo or end in the Land of Shadow instead of the Erdtree resurrection didn't sit well with him and he flatout refused.>This is why Miquella reasserts in the final cutscene that he and an unspecified other party were asked for something by Radahn, and the vow was conditional on him doing that thing.The only condition fullfilled by Miquella was Radahn being resurrected as Lord, which is why he is not "Consort" but "Promised" in the first phase.
>>491636685>Gravel Stone/DragonThat make no sense they're allied with them.
I have a level 82 character and +13 weapon. What are my chances on doing invasions? Should I raise up my weapon and what level should I raise it to increase my chances of invasions?
>>491638107>It's more likely that, being the vow was stipulated before Godwyn's assassination and the Shattering, the idea that Radahn could get stuck in limbo or end in the Land of Shadow instead of the Erdtree resurrection didn't sit well with him and he flatout refused.Headcanon. Where are your sources? At least the other anon had citations.
>>491637608Headcanons are cool but yoy have to remember that they're in your head, not the gameLike, that all is very cool idea but it's not implied ingame and so it makes it harder for me to find interesting because you're trying tonprese t it as canon>>491637694Nopers
>watch sayn ryan play his ramza build recently at RL168>literally just nuking entire gank squads left and right with light of miquella, the light AoW, the various destruco discs, etc>watch sayn ryan play his beast paladin build the next day at RL80 +15/+6>literally just eating shit all fucking day like serious for 12 hours just dying repeatedly to OL phantoms with his incredibly tiny penis err i mean damagereally good reminder as to why im never bothering with any invasions that don't have fully upgraded weapons ever again. i feel vindicated now as a perpetual RL60 +12 player in the past. damage über alles, über alles in der Welt.
>>491637127I thought the God-Devouring Serpent was the same as Eiglay, not that they are seperate beings
>>491637608>When Radahn is resurrected per Freyja he's promised an eternity of war, which he desired more than anythingIronic considering Miquella’s plan would eventually remove war as a possibility. Radahn isn’t an idiot. He comes from a lineage of scholars. He should be able to puzzle together that working under Miquella would eventually strip him of all possibilities to enjoy the thrill of battle forever if he succeeds since everyone would be brain slaves. Personally I think Radahn MIGHT have agreed at first and at some point realized “oh fuck if he wins I’ll have no more battles” and fucked off. He started with sieving the capitol hoping to become elden lord to spare him that fate. When Morgott erupted from the sewers and proceeded to kick his dick in he decided instead to lock the stars, thereby breaking the vow. Malenia wasn’t some grand final battle for him, she was a harbinger of doom. Miquella’s nuclear option once he realized Radahn wised up and wouldn’t go willingly.
>>491638107>that picimagine if they had rough passionate sex, tho.
>>491622460Why Radahn of all people? It just sounds like a excuse to bring a fan favorite and reuse assets from the main game.
>>491638587>but it's not implied ingame It's not implied, it's stated. Miquella says the vow is fulfilled because you and Malenia killed Radahn, and that he had to fulfill the vow before Radahn would became his consort (which he then does after he's killed). That's the text. >and so it makes it harder for me to find interestingYou won't find any disagreement from me on the lore being completely unsalvageable dogshit but that the lore actually is is really not that opaqe. What else could "our part of the vow" be that was fulfilled by the actions of Malenia and the Tarnished?
>>491624857Rya needs to stop all this self harm...
>>491634726only impotent men ever say shit like this, obviously this game experienced only enormous popularity and adoration because it has bad design right
>>491638817>Radahn isn’t an idiot. He comes from a lineage of scholars. He should be able to puzzle together that working under Miquella would eventually strip him of all possibilities to enjoy the thrill of battle forever if he succeeds since everyone would be brain slavesMiquella mind controlling everyone in his age is headcanon. He has Radahn, Malenia, and their armies because he's going to conventionally conquer shit. Probably to later toss both of them aside like how Marika tossed aside both Godfrey and Messmer/Maliketh. That's the entire point, he's following the exact same path as Marika, so Radahn will get all the war he wants before he expires.Radahn explicitly isn't controlled in the final fight btw, he gets resurrected while Miquella is away and then calls him back in the second stage of the fight, after which Miquella acts like he's seeing him for the first time.
Looks like a lot of the DLC weapons were balanced around skibidi fragments and so deal noticeably low damage in the base game
I know this wont get an answer since this is the lore and pve general but is seamless pvp active below meta RL?
>>491638663>if you don't do real damage but your opponents do (and there are 3 of them), you die
>>491624857give her cigarette burns and vertical scars next time
>>491639240Yeah backhand blades, smithscript weapons, claws, martial arts all deal pitifully low dmg in the normal game
>>491638794Maybe? I dont believe the game ever explicitly says one way or anotherAFAIK literally the only lore on Eiglay is like the like existence of the church and it's name.Everything else only vaguely says "a serpent" or like talks about an old snake deity
>>491638817>Ironic considering Miquella’s plan would eventually remove war as a possibility.Maybe that's why Radhan reinstated duels, as a way to keep fighting in this new age.
>>491635516they'd be besties
>>491639015No, he doesn't
>>491637127The game simply states the Base Serpent was writhing within Messmer since his birth. It's never associated to Eiglay. Marika, Messmer, Melina and Miquella all have a different curse since birth, which solidifies the idea that Marika spawns children whenever she pulls runes out of the Elden Ring, evidence being those children come out only when she forms/reforms the Golden Order, which she didn't do with Godfrey>>491639015No, the vow is fullfilled because Radahn had already resurrected as Lord>>491638547Miquella's cutscene, which takes place after the vow had already been stipulated, simply shows Radahn retracted from it which caused the Battle of Aeonia. Why can be up to debate but Miquella changong plan with the Lands of Shadow after the Shattering happened and abandoning the Eclipse is likely the cause. However it's not up to debate that1) Radahn accepted2) Radahn then changed his idea3) Radahn is not mind controlled and Miquella never had control over him>>491638234They aren't
>>491639646Presumably when he runs out of foes to conquer he'll just repeat Marika's actions by sending Radahn and any warriors still following him to go die in battle in the badlands. Radahn would probably be fine with it too.
thats it, ive finally found the perfect balance between fashion, fun, strenght and viability. PvP and PvE wise. Power stancing LGS is so much fun. Been stomping nerds in the arena so hard with this, the running R2 of this thing is so damn good, you can swing that shit so many times is literally impossible to not roll catch someone.see you mongrels in tha arena!
>tfw you beat DLC bosses with a large club and greataxe and finally understand weapon stats don't really matterI spent so much time trying to "optimize" my weapon class but it really doesn't fucking matterObviously I was a fucking shitter and what actually mattered is me learning to dodge.
>>491639750>However it's not up to debate that>1) Radahn accepted>2) Radahn then changed his ideaNothing in the game ever says Radahn changed his mind at any point. What is stated is that Malenia's battles were explicitly part of the vow.
>>491639683we're afraid of reptiles for a reason, they've historically been our main predators (alongside big cats and birds of prey, all of which combined make a dragon essentially). that kid is gonna get killed by a venomous snake one day, good job "dad". like maybe all of your ancestors are afraid of reptiles for a reason? but nah it's 2024 now we're woke, getting bitten by venomous snakes is a good thing because old = bad i guess.
>>491638313Uhhh anyone?
>just want to play elden ring all night>but have been invited to the club and the circumstances make it very impolite to refuse
>>491639041>millicent kills herself in a seemingly pointless maner>sellen probably is heavily traumatized by Jerren's crimes>Rya is hyper-selfconscious(and that's before she discover her true origin)Why are all the erg favorite mentally ill? Are we asylum chasers?
>>491639041She won't stop till it kills her, she tried a couple of times to stop when the tarnished to her tried to make her, but she ended up just getting better at hiding it instead, and now that she has no one there's no reason to hide it or anyone that would try and make her stop anyway>>491639360I didn't want cigarette burns because I didn't know if Elden Ring had them
>>491639915>fashion>literally just cosplaying messmer with PS LGSISHYGDDT
>>491639964HeadcanonNothing about the vow is known besides the fact that Miquella considers that he fulfilled his part of the promiseAnd even if that wasn't headcanon, which it is, we also don't know anyrhing about the terms of the vow
>>491640080Because I can fix them.
>>491640080>>millicent kills herself in a seemingly pointless manerit's not pointless, she wanted Malenia to have the needle
>>491639239>Miquella mind controlling everyone in his age is headcanonLMAOMAO
>>491640318>Nothing about the vow is known besides the fact that Miquella considers that he fulfilled his part of the promiseSpecifically because of the actions of Malenia and the Tarnished. Did Radahn just really want to see Godrick and the Cuckoos get beaten up?
>>491638663Why are you such a zoomer faggot? Seriously European zoomers are so cancerous. Stop watching losers on YouTube or twitch.
>>491639750Yea I know that'd why I said those are all guesses and wr don't know anything about the Base Serpent's origin
>>491640064>>but have been invited to the club and the circumstances make it very impolite to refuseelaborate on this. im not a fan of getting STD's from random whores so i've never really understood this club shit. loud obnoxious pop/rap music i don't like, don't feel like dancing to, and making it impossible to have a conversation to pick up the STD girl in the first place. idk why i'd ever want to go to one of those. is it just social obligation because your friends want to and you just want to have friends or something? like "this sucks but i have to go or i will be alone"? i don't get the appeal.
>>491640451>European zoomerwrong on both counts. you're really bad at this.
>>491639750>they aren't Did you miss the whole dragon cult in leyndell? Where marika's knight uses lightning? A cult started in cooperation with the elder dragons?Whatever grievance there was between them has obviously been ended with Godwin
>>491640016lol this apebrain anon is scared of woke lizards in 2024 ahahahahahahahahaah
>>491639916Yup. Plus just using a high poise damage weapon is the secret to doing well in this game.I'm not far into the DLC and nearly killed rellana the first time with just black steel greathammer and GV+FGMS. That plus the stagger tear trivializes the fight, and I wasn't even trying to guard counter. I have no idea why people say strength builds are hard.
>>491639621Stop reposting!
>>491640919>Tradition is a set of solutions for which we have forgotten the problems. Throw away the solution and you get the problem back.we're learning this now in regards to marriage and the nuclear family. gonna be really interesting to see how small the total human population gets in my lifetime after another generation or two, and how the human race deals with all of the old people.
>>491640605>STDs I'm not going to a brothel you mongI'm not fucking and even if I got to fuck I would use a condomI'm going to get blackout drunk with the friends I might not see for 4-8 months because of erasmus.I don't mind dancing when I am drunk, I actually like going out but I really, really wanted to play ER tonight
>>491639964>Nothing in the game ever says Radahn changed his mind at any point.Yes it does, Freyja states Radahn made that vow a long ago.The cutscene shows Radahn refused after that.My theiry is that he refused with the Shattering and the cycle of rebirth being broken and the original idea was Radahn being reborn a Lord in the Lands Between.However it's not up to debate that he refused. It's also not up to debate that Miquella could not control Radahn.The whole cope about muh war is just bullshit and it's clear to me that the Shattering made Miquella's plans go south and put the fear of Death in Demigods. This also explains Jerren's "honorable death" vow, which wouldn't make sense otherwise when Gods are immortal and can either way resurrect from the Erdtree.
>>491641074*reposts*
>>491639239>Miquella mind controlling everyone in his age is headcanon. One of his attacks is literal fucking mind control. He mind controlled everyone that came to follow him. You’re insane if you think he wouldnt be in for that shit for anyone that tried to rebel or resist while empowered on god juice.
>>491640893>Did you miss the whole dragon cult in leyndell? Where marika's knight uses lightning? A cult started in cooperation with the elder dragons? The symbol of Dragon Cult incantation is the branching red lightning, showcasing the betrayal to Placidusax. Marika is an enemy of the Dragons and their time altering light power, which Miquella seems to be an envoy of in the same way Marika is an envoy of Rot and Messmer an envoy of Serpent Kindling.
>>491638663It's not that you can't deal good damage at low levels.It's that doing so usually involves having a very specific type of setupThings actually became a lot better for low level invaders after the DLC.Stuff like the 2h talisman and DLC greases make the average low level setup a lot stronger.Hefty pots are specially good considering they aren't affected by reinforcement levels.
>>491641252>implying club bitches aren't basically the same as a brothel>implying condoms are 100% effective>implying it even feels good to have sex with a condom in the first place>implying it's impossible for you to do anything you might regret while blackout drunk which you claim to be aiming at>implying you wouldn't have a better time getting blackout drunk with your friends at someone's house or apartment and reminiscing/dancing/whatever before they leaveman you sure are dumb. i think we're done here.
>>491640865You fell for it! I knew you weren't European because I know they aren't as stupid as Americans are when most Gen z is stuck in a perpetuating loop of parasocial relationships with youtubers. But if you're openly admitting you're not a zoomer than sorry to say anon but kill yourself, quickly because you have nothing to offer anyone. Do you donate also? Faggot.
>>491639621Fair, fair I assumed that Eiglay was the name of the God-Devouring Serpent due to how the latter was described as being worshiped as a god in ancient times, how the Temple of Eiglay was being used as a house of worship in those ancient times, thereby implying that, and how 'Temple/House/Church of X'-style names for religious buildings typically have whatever 'X' maybe referring be the name of the deity that they are worshipping
>>491641742>showcasing the betrayal to Placidusax.Then why do all the ancients dragon use it?
>>491641761i agree, but it's incredibly restrictive and clearly saint isn't willing to do that with his "cute" john lorename builds. peeve has the same problem on many of his builds, like rushing in to fight a gank in an open field solo with a fucking fire knight dagger with sleep grease on it for some dumb fucking reason (hurr durr but i have sleep evermore, just let me hit them 20 times then it'll work you'll see! falx is too good i can't use that oh no i died again haha of course i did im using bad shit hahaha looool~). basically you're right but they're not willing to do what's necessary. they just lose repeatedly and complain about it and act like they're morally superior for losing over and over, like some kind of humiliation ritual.
>>491640025You're not going to get many invasions outside of maybe castle sol and that may be few and far between with that low weapon level, go to 110 (avoids 150 shitters) get +25/10 and enjoy the game again
>>491641907>>implying club bitches aren't basically the same as a brothelI mean yeah, but the point is that I'm not going there specifically to segs>with your friends at someone's house or apartment and reminiscing/dancing/whatever before they leaveI do that too. Would have preferred that tonight honestly.>Implying it's impossible for you to do anything you might regret I can handle my drinksBlackout was an exaggeration>implying condoms are 100% effectiveWell knowing how to wear one without making it break when you coom is importantBut it's not a big issue, as I don't plan anything tonight anyway>implying it even feels good to have sex with a condom in the first placeIt's not AS good as without, but you are clearly maidenless if you think it's straight up bad.That or the skin of your penis is so sensitive you probably have some hereditary disease, but there are very slim condoms for that too so probably the first theory.
>>491641907You are the epitome of a retarded incel, missing out on life because of fear of everything, likely due to an overbearing burnt-out mother. Genuinely pitiful.
>>491638313try 82 +17/+7 weapons. don't upgrade your RL anymore. typically it's RL80 +17/+7 but 82 is close enough.if you go above that you might as well just upgrade your weapons all the way after like 90+. you invade down -10% of your level and you invade up +10% of your level +20. so 82 can invade down to 74 and up to 110.
Level your INTThis is the last warning I will give
>>491639360Describe more
>>491642593i've always just preferred monogamous relationships is all im saying, vs. being promiscuous. having unprotected sex with someone you love and trust is the best (with the pill). have a good night anon.
>>491642916Why?
>>491642431>>491642835Ok thanks I’ll try these rl range.
>>491643136>>491642916
>>491642916Why? INT is the only stat I've never put a single point to
If Elden Ring was real life I'd have 99 in rvery stat irl....
>>491642112Only Fortissax and Senessax do have branching lightning spears
>>491643370boring l2 spam
>>491641550Yes, mind control when you have to pick the other person up and whisper in their ear twice to mind control them definitely sounds useful for large scale mind controlling.
>>491643119You're risking giving the woman you love DVT from a blood clot with the pill just so your dick can feel 1% better.
OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOODNESS!!!!
any dagger enjoyers? its nice using a weapon where i can get multiple hits in between dodges whereas most weapons you cant get any until a boss combo is finished
>>491644036I mean yeah? How many people do you hug a day just naturally, like 2-5? Now imagine you get a direct permanent benefit for doing it, you could probably manage hundreds or thousands if yoy put effort into it instead of just passively
>>491644393Current idea is to cheese the assassin that drops the knife, SOMEHOW, and then use it until I can claim the Excalibur of Death, Caliburn (Maliketh's sword).
>>491644435This sounds very practical.
>>491644289>Blood clots are rare, even among birth control users. The rate for getting clots is about 0.3% to 1% over 10 years for a woman on the pill - a lower rate than that of the vaginal ring and patch.ehh, i think you're overselling the risk. you're more likely to die in a car accident.
>>491644842Yeee
>>491638663Playing melee exclusively as an invader is an inherent disadvantage
>>49164403011 INT req tho :^)also if you're gonna spam comet azure or stars of ruin at me i'm gonna throw a plate at you, deal with it.
>>491644393I have been thinking of doing a dagger build with the black knife. Any tips?
>>491644919he wasn't, it's just that the spells don't do a ton of damage either. he's got all of the good beast incant shit. needing 5 whole swings in a row with a slow 2H GS is fucking rough though. under those circumstances it's really no wonder why he lost so much. especially when the phantom is doing more damage than that with fucking carian slicer.
>>491645154i refuse to believe daggers are good for anything besides crits. maaaaybe doubling as rushdown to finish off people with like 50 HP left if you use a slow weapon. quickswapping to kick misercorde is still one of my all-time favs.
>>491640334damn liurnia women...
So why do Black Knife ASSASSins have no heads? Decapitated because they look too much like Marika?
>>491644036That’s because he didn’t charm the tarnished as he had the others. The tarnished is for all intents and purposes an anomaly compared to everyone around them. Anything less than having the tarnished literally immobilized for the process of direct brainwashing had as much odds of ending with a sword buried to the hilt in a face as it did working.
>>491644919At low levels being a caster isn't really worth it aside from being a Meteorite Staff mage at level 20-40.It's way more rewarding to just make a vig/end blob and use some self-buffing weapon like the Dragon Halberd.
>>491644874Synthetic hormones also commonly cause mood disturbances. You're not even supposed to be on them for more than a few years at a time.
>>491645759They're invisible
>>491645759they have heads they're just spooky and invisiblethe real question is if your dick would disappear when they're giving you sloppy toppy
>>491640334>confusionWoman you gave me a dagger. Liurnian tradition demands we be wed. Now off to the bedchamber so I can make you a different kind of ball.
>>491645830>That’s because he didn’t charm the tarnished as he had the others.How did he charm the others then.
>>491645342>>491645867I see, my lowest invader was a rl 80 with giantsflame so i don't have much experience, but what I said holds true in rl 125+, I always wanted to make a stormveil twink or a rl 40 carian guy but I just got bored of the game
>>491640080it's because they're women.
>>491645975>a black knife will never discretely blow you while you sit on the throne listening to nobles squawking about random bullshit>you’ll never have to struggle to keep a straight face as she silently takes you in her throat and licks your ballsJUST
>>491645974>>491645975But why are they invisible and not their armors?
>>491640080They’re all nice to me. That’s literally it. They’re nice to me so I like them. I wouldn’t waifu them since Nepheli claimed that title but still the point stands.
>>491646341they can control their invisibility, some of them are fully invisible including armor like the ones in ordina
>>491646146invasion at RL150-200 are the GOAT though. i feel like i can actually make gankers scared of me. everyone has some bullshit OP shit, but so do i. everyone does crazy damage, but so do i. at lower levels it just feels like everyone still does bullshit OP damage, except i *don't*.
>>491640080>Jerren's crimesThe fuck, he just went to kill her, I highly doubt he raped her he was a fight autist
>>491646392see? video games appeal to the male fantasy. men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
>>491646146The game is shit above level 80. It's way too easy.
What exactly was Ranni's plan if the player didn't show up to do all the work for her?
>>491646547you're conflating reality with the sexual fantasies of women, anon. it's not what he did, it's about what sellen fantasizes about him doing to her, get it?
Nursing Messmer back the fuck to health!
>>491618619The DLC mascot is never the final boss so it not being Messmer wasn't unexpected for me, what was baffling was that his story has literally nothing to do with Miquella besides serving as the DLC's Fire Giant of all things. Even if Maria or Artorias weren't the final boss, they were still very much relevant to the story of the DLC, but Messmer and Miquella exist in their own weird bubbles that barely intersect
>>491646987Her plan (unlike Miquella's) works fine independently, it was just the question of whether Blaidd would be strong enough to beat Radahn, he was investigating Limgrave anyways so it's not unreasonable to believe he would run into Sellen as well. Then there's the question of the baleful shadow but Ranni could probably work something out
>>491647238Messmer connection with Miquella is him being yet another vessel for a rune Marika wanted to remove from the Elden Ring.
>>491647120Why post ugly art...
>>491618619>Miquella gets some vague teaser pic that makes it seem like he's gonna provide the backing for most of the DLC lore but doesn't indicate anything about fighting him >>Messmer obviously "the boss" on all later promo materials,You are retarded if you ever believed Miquella wasn't going to be evil and if the DLC would have spoiled the final boss on the cover
ok i beat the dlc, it wasn't as hard as I thought based on how much people were complaining about the bosseswhat the hell was miquella's deal? did he just want to make a "better world" by mind controlling everyone or did I misunderstand?
>>491647593It is the only art that I could find that has the Tarnished nursing Messmer back to health
>>491647238>completely unrelated to the main plot of the DLC>people clearly enjoyed that more than the entire Miquella/Radahn shitfestHas this ever happened in a previous From DLC?The last bosses are usually seem as the highest point aside from maybe the hidden superbosses.
>>491646463Isn’t 150-200 Reddit tier invasions?
>>491646127Leda and Dane simped from the get go, thiollier and moore are unknown but given their associations to Trina and Pests (and by proxy Malenia) we can assume it was willing, hornsent likely willingly submitted because Miquella vowed to restore his people’s honor, Freyja was saved by Miquella so again willing, Ansbach is the outlier and flat out admits he had his heart stolen when he attempted to challenge Miquella though it’s not specified how this happens.
>>491627250PLAPPER
>>491648121Hornsent believing Miquella will restore his people’s honor despite his people torturing and jarring Marika’s people is really mind boggling.
>>491647793It's ugly...
Should I invest in this for a gratshield poking build?
>1h backhand blade is the closest we got to having this chad weapon againnow I just need to look for a fun offhand
>>491648391use a good HTS or GS
If Rya cuts herself as a human and then turns into a snake, does she heal?
>>491647793>Posting ugly art of situation you likeSad>Writing the scenario yourselfNow this on the other hand
>>491647238How isn't Messmer related to Miquella? Messmer's Crusade almost completely exterminated 2 races in the Lands Between, and he's Miquella's siblings that was conned and mindbroken into this genocide by their abusive mother. That's like saying Lady Maria isn't related to Orphan of Kos and Artorias isn't related to Manus
>>491648334Someone still took hours out of their life to make it
>>491640080https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3q5KkyA/resultsIt's actually kind of hilarious that if you remove the normie favorites(Ranni, Melina and Marika, based off rule34 results) /erg/'s top two waifus is traumaball murderess teacherwife and fightautist amnesiac suicidewife
>>491649036and the third is a daughteru
>>491648727My Tarnished trying to nurse Messmer back to health will probably end with his death, due to my Tarnished's ignorance of first aid, lol
Level 60 with +3 somber weapons and it takes me forever to find a host to invade. Is this range just dead or do I have the wrong weapon upgrade level for this rune level?
>>491649036Something something the multi sellenfic thread and its consequences
>>491649013They shouldn't have then...
>>491648004wtf is a r*ddit tier invasion?
>>491649352RL60 is +12/+5, anon. it's also the literal worst invasion range because of OL phantoms but you do you booboo.
>>491648327He’s a retard.
>>491650229I just want to invade people who are actually playing through the game normally instead of taunters tongue gankers specifically looking to get invaded.
>>491649036Reminder that Sellen x Millicent is unironically peak tier. Two damaged women, one emotionally and one physically. One a ranged INT viglet, the other a melee fighter. One with a domineering smugfu personality while the other one is borderline tradwife with how earnest and loyal she is. It's like Marika and Rennala almost. They were built for loving each other.
Right now I can access>jagged peak>cerulean coast>shadow keepWhere should I go first?
>>491650767Are you>a fan of big dragons>interested in little girls>a yoomer?
>>491648727>>491649341Scenario where like Messmer is accepting of death but you end up dragging him to the medical wing and end up making him tell you what to do/give instructions on how to stop his bleeding and like save him.He initially didn't want to do it or tell you how to but he sees you're wounded too and despite himself, for a brief second you reminded him of Melina/Marika and gets a strange feeling of not wanting you to die too suddenly, so he starts by telling you hoew to like dress and stop your own wounds first (since like you're supposed to like stop your own wounds before helping an injured person), and then telling you how to help his as he's losing consciousness and you keeping him awake during it
>>491651269You don't need to bind your wounds you have flask. Which you can offer to share with him.
>>491650990I will go with cerulean coast then
>>491651501You used them all during the fight you FOOL
>>491651269>>491651501I don't expect anyone here to know what I'm referring to but I've been thinking about writing a Tarnished x Messmer fic based off the manhwa Happily Ever Afterwards. I feel like Messmer's stoic personality and conflict over his sineater/hatesink role matches Richt's. And if it's one of those "the player wakes up inside the body of the character" situations she can be delusionally excited the same way Peony is when she spends most of the early chapters indulging in fangirl and stan behaviors
>>491651557Can't we just rest at a site of grace for five seconds to refill our flasks and health bar, and then shove those flasks down his throat?Of course, this assumes that flasks work on a person who is part eldritch space snake
>otome isekai slopyou may as well just post pussy pics at this point
>>491652164I mean it still works even if you go FF route so clearly neither our alignment nor Marika's opinion matters and it's just pure healing magic. It will work>>491652180It's one of the least sloppiest OI series actually. Or rather it is slop but it does it well, it's moldy the same way blue cheese is moldy
>>491648391if you want good damage + blood buildup it's better using Bloody Helice. If you want raw damage use the Sword Lance.
>Foids blackbar spamming againI was hoping this place would improve once the chink monke game drew away all the FOTM retards but clearly not. Maybe next thread will be better
>>491651269>to do/give instructions on how to stop his bleeding and like save him.I have healing incants and lulling branches. Even if I didn’t have flasks left I’d be able to heal him. The question now is why am I saving him when I could crush his skull with my hammer for being a cunt? Not towards the hornsent mind you but to me specifically.
>>491652018Idk that one but just do it yeI'm not really a fan of like literally isekai type "person who knows the regular outside world is inside the setting" though, I prefer self insert to be just like applicable person/similar station from inside the world if that is going to be the idea (like peasant girl type) or similar. You could do whatever/however but I dislike that myself>>491652164Idk I always assumed the flasks like were an abstraction of lime stuff you refill while resting or like get from roundtable or have to actually like work to get, and it's just a gameplay abstraction that they like refill instantly, I always assumed that like by resting you were taking thw rest time to talk with Melina amd brew or collect more
>>491652724You don't have to click the spoiler
>>491652804I dont, I'm a quality build, plus like I assume usually that those can only heal a little bit, otherwise people with like severed limbs could like just use those to heal them back. For super super serious wounds I assume like you'd have to do manual surgery to like close it up/prepare for healing THEN use the healing incantationIdk it's the scenario where you heal him I didn't think of one where you kill him because normally he just dies anyway
>>491652724>>>>>FoidsYou actually think any females use this site? It's literally all trannies doing it for attention.
>>491653558You're retarded and are an election tourist
Agree?
>>491654145>posting coal by "Squirt_Queef" from r*edditplease delete
>>491652815>I'm not really a fan of like literally isekai type "person who knows the regular outside world is inside the setting" though, I prefer self insert to be just like applicable person/similar station from inside the world if that is going to be the idea (like peasant girl type) or similar. You could do whatever/however but I dislike that myselfI usually don't like it simply because of how poorly done it is most of the time but when it's well-written (and ESPECIALLY when the isekai/universe drop-in has actual consequences that aren't simply handwaved in the first two chapters) I'm willing to eat it up. No guarantee my fic will be anything like that though and I'm procrastinating on something else I haven't finished yet so maybe I'll put it on the list of ideas for the time being
>>491653228>Idk it's the scenario where you heal himOkay, but WHY am i healing this assclown who tried to kill me earlier?
>>491653727lol>>491653558newfriends are convinced a womyn posts here because one claimed it without posting any proof. But seeing how this general has gained>multiple outspoken trannies>mentally ill faggot treating this as /soc/>at least two if not more literally delusional retards pushing headcanonin like two months, t isn't particularly surprising
Psst Tarnished...
>>491654534Quit lookin at me with them big ol eyes
>>491654473So are you, you can't call other people newfags when you joined literally just because of the election, anon
>>491654473>outspoken tranniesOutside of a weird offtopic argument over the Olympics a while ago I haven't seen any of this>mentally ill faggot treating this as /soc/Got his shit deleted and then the newfag anarkiddies crying about it got jannied as well meaning enough of the thread disliked their retardation to report them>at least two if not more literally delusional retards pushing headcanonThis is just normal lorefag retardation and has been going on since before the base game even released
>>491652375Maybe, but having flasks be an insta-cure for the massive beating that we gave him feels narratively cheap. Maybe his body being filled with a massive amount of individually separate snakes (as seen so clearly in his Base Serpent model) dilutes the effect of healing flasks so that they keep Messmer from dying immediately but don't restore him, by virtue of the flask being technically applied to many beings at once, splitting its healing effect? >>491652815>I always assumed that like by resting you were taking thw rest time to talk with Melina amd brew or collect moreTrue, that does explain why enemies respawn once one rests at a site of grace >>491654449Something about the sheer emotional outpouring of Messmer's Base Serpent transformation and 'dying' words compelled the Tarnished to save him
>>491654449I dont know, why are you?>>491654448I dont think it's ever well written, I don't like the idea at all. Like I've never seen it done in a way that wouldn't have just been better with it just being a story about a person in the world except for when it's a horror story about them getting stuck forever in some scenario where they can't die or get out to their normal life ever again
What is this autist's obsession with people having headcanons, by the wayIt's fun. Let it go retard. Kek.
>>491654817Like I said, lol. I think you have a pretty severe misconception of 4chans historical bias against traps and crossdressers, before tranny was even a social thing.
>>491655214What?
>troon defender is also redditspacercant make this shit up
>>491655384Wrong again
>>491655384You oldfag wannabes are so easy to bait it's not even funny anymore, one quick doublespace and you come worming out of the woodwork to piss and shit over the one(1) "gotcha" you know since you started browsing this hellpit site after hearing about it on Facebook in 2016>AIIIEEEE NOT THE FORMATTERINO
>>491655606Uhhh sweaty that screenshot is edited
Do you know true power?
>>491643370I prefer the spear, I shall become hopilite
when they say something so swarthy that you gotta hit them with that gaulish satre
STR/FTH chads, where you at?
>Quickstep is more natural>Bloodhound's Step is too anime>The former is BARELY better than the regular dodge>The latter makes fuckall sense yet is better in every wayMy autism is miffed.
>>491656158I married her niece.
>>491655606Neat, saving this
>>491656176Quickstep should have literally been the default dodge option in my opinion.
>>491656176>>491656387Maybe not default, but an optional one you get from some tool later.Same with backflips like in DS1.
>>491656387Teacherwife SEXXXO plap plap plap plap plap multiple pregnancy that distracts her from her studies so she never balls because she's too busy dealing with pregnancy symptoms and getting her pussy plowed and afterwards she has to breastfeed and take care of the babies and eventually her schizo psycho murder shit fades and she becomes domesticated
God trying to do Niall with an underleveled build is pure torture
>>491654352why did you even reply to a redditor, be ashamed
>>491656387It really should've. It would've made a lot of this game's combat look less retarded both gameplay and especially story wise.
>>491655721fantastic A++ mod
>CanonExplicit game information about the lore.If there's an arguement/disagreement about then there's a big midubderstanding/someone is wrong>InterpretationStill based on ingame information, but trying to connect the dots between them in order to get a wider view of the setting.Disagreements here are very normal, you can connect different dots together to come to different conclusions even with the same information >HeadcanonThis is where you start to filling the blanks yourself instead of just connecting what is said explicitly.Arguing too hard for one or the other here starts to become kind of weird, as most of this is created and supported primarily by the narrative that you write, not what is in game. Very fun to share, but pushing it too hard starts to become poinlessly argumentative, it's just your own ideas about a possible direction the game could've expanded>AUAlternate canon/writings that are explicitly contradictory to canon or otherwise have no possible way to be part of the setting. Very fun and very quirkyUhhhhh... Idk what you're doing if you try and argue for your AU. Maybe try and do something else with your time if you reach the point of arguing for it to be acceptedThis is more of a spectrum, not a categorization, for example like writing about the themes of thw game falls somewhere like inbetween like Headcanon and Interpretation, since there's a lot of personal viewpoint that goes into it that it can be more personalized like a headcanon but still come with a lot of support from connecting ingame things.Just be aware when you share your idea where around the spectrum the idea probably lies so that way you don't sperg out and feel defensive if someone disagrees, because as you probably noticed, 3/4ths of these, disagreement is normalRemember kids, love with your heart, use your head for everything else
>>491656176Are people really not into anime things in Elden ring?
>>491656968Millie-chan on the right but who's the weird nigger on the left?
>foidpost foidpost foidpostdont care, either post tits or tranny
>>491657186Imagine says cleanrot knight as one if them so I guess it's supposed to be one without their armor
>>491656387>>491656519You can have both. Quickstep would be the initial dodge, but you can transition into a roll mid quickstep by pressing the dodge button once more. This would lengthen the dodge distance, but also make the recovery time longer.
>>491657186>>491657291Tags*Idk what I spelled to make Tags autocorrct to imagine
well I'll be damned if it aint a huge pile of shit
>Quickstep>Isn't that quick at all, almost the same speed as mediumroll in fact
>>491656387>>491656530>Teacher ahead.
>>491657339God noI hate double tapping a button to like make it like do a different thingMaybe a way to toggle the two at most
>>491657584>Another apprenticeI actually can't remember if there's anything ingame indicating if she had taken on other apprentices or if we're the first one who has stumbled on her NEET den after she was exiled
Which rl gets the most invasions?
>>491657584I like to think Sellen is related to the royal family. Similar features and all. Also explains how the academy was fine with her deposing the queen and crowning herself dean.
>>491657792She's related to the Academy Gate Town paid plappers
>>491655606debunked
>>491657339Rather just hold the button for the roll, but yeah i'd be ok with this. Or just have roll for unlocked dodges like bb, with different attacks out of each
>>491657792It would explain her looks, ambition and talent. A royal scion of the branch family who wants to usurp the main branch.
>>491656530Tell me more.
>>491658239
What a mischievous sorceress.
sellenfic chapter 3 when?
>>491657339That's how Nioh did it.
>>491646127From what we hear he personally touched everyone he charmed. People headcanon about him being able to do it invisibly from across the continent because they're retarded. People who think he was going to personally hut every one of the likely millions of people who live in a continent-spanning empire are even more retarded. Hundreds of babies would be born in such a place every single day. If the kingdom only had 1 million inhabitants (laughably low) and no more births ever, he'd still be doing nothing every day of his 1000-year reign except hugging people.
>>491658574You have convinced me not to play Nioh
>>491658482
>>491656158>STR/FTHReporting in
>>491656387quickstep should've been light roll at least.
>>491658574Lies of P also did it that way.>>491658457Blasting her womb with your primeval current.
first or second
>>491658667Well technically Nioh does it three different ways because of the stance system. Low stance is quicksteps, mid stance is the mix (though mid is meant for blocking mainly) and high is all rolls.
Sellen would make a great plapper honestly, the defiant smug attitude would keep things fun. Jerren had the right idea.
>>491659024you mean plappee? or...
Do you think the reason why Miquella didn't bring Malenia into the Shadowlands was because Malenia would have thrown an absolute fit when she figured out his plans? Somehow, I don't think Malenia would be okay with Miquella cutting off pieces of himself to become a god. She loves him on a personal level, not in an abstract way like Leda does.
>>491648829No, that's saying that Rykard or Morgott isn't related to Miquella. They are by blood association but their plots don't intersect, you can remove Messmer entirely and nothing about Miquella's story really changes as long as you come up with another fire mcguffin. This is not true with Maria and Orphan of Kos or Artorias and Manus
>>491659268I hate what they did to Euporia
I wanted to make a spearbuild for PvE, with just one spear, no dualwield faggotryBut oh my god does this fucking suckAny of you had any success with this idea? What AoW did you use? I don't really wanna default to Impaling Thrust, I wish the other stuff was actually viable, but other than the ghost-throwing-spear thingy, everything seems completely pointless.
>>491659268I genuinely don't think his current path to the Land of Shadow was planned and Mohg was only charmed after the kidnapping.
>>491658952Left is an ugly mess and right is a little generic so... uh... right I guess.
I think Marika and Radagon were forced into the jar.
>>491659771Even if it wasn't planned Mohg kidnapping him worked out better for him as it gave him direct access to a suitable vessel
>>491659983I think Marika was the original Type B [BAD END] addict and went in the jar willingly on the condition that the hornsent potentates in charge of the ritual raped her until to the brink of death beforehand.
>>491659268Yeah, probably. Wouldn't have been that hard for him to get a message to Malenia.
>>491660097post retcon lore I think his experiments of the Eclipse was about putting Radahn's soul in that soulless body at Castle Sol.
>>491660248marika was the only type B able to win against the cock, that's why she was able to ascend to godhood instead of becoming jarmeat. see also: taming godfrey
everyone ITT sucks at this game
>>491658057why would someone lie
>>491661393source?
Funny how it's 2024 and we still don't know what makes someone an empyrean without having to headcanon it
>>491662116Is the remembrance of rot not canon?
Sorcererchads, what are some of your non-standard fashion choice?
Radagon threw down his weapon when he saw Rennala naked.
>>491661702Brainrot...
>>491662486Ranni
>>491654449Got itYou already accepted yourself as the Lord of Frenzied Flame because you think the world isn't worth saving. You want to be proven wrong though and want someone with the determination to oppose you to win and kill you, and for like them to be like the big hero that stops you from destroying the world, you want to be wrong in thinking that there's no one that can or will protect the world and save themselvesWhile fighting with him you got the idea that he might be the one, but then once he's injured he gives himself up to the Abyssal Serpent and you despair because he abandoned that role to kill you but you wanted it to be HIM and a person that kills you.So when he gave himself up to it, you're saddened and angry because it can't be another monster, it has to be a person, so you heal him as a like "I'm not done with YOU yet"
My 3 Great Jar Warriors were some clownsuit with Blaidd mask and Moonveil/Uchi, a dual wielding Endure Great Stars with Radahn armor+malenia mask, and this guy.It's like the game gave me the two biggest faggots in the game then this based motherfucker
>>491663986that was me gg
i blame ds3 for making people see reused content and pog instead of calling it lazy
Have you shown your teacher your appreciation yet?
>Poorfag wedding rituals are usually just toned-down versions of elite wedding rituals>Royal wedding would be a grand reception with foreign dignitaries and a giant cake baked in the palace kitchens>Normie wedding is friends and family at a rented ballroom and a cake ordered from a bakery>Liurnian royalty wedding tradition has the bride gifting her groom a massive fuckoff enchanted sword that fires beam slashes>Near the end of her questline, Sellen offers us a magic dagger that fires glintstone pebble, while offering to let us move in with her if the Elden Lord thing doesn't work outShould have married her while I had the chance...
>Uchigatana paired with Wakizashi>Both sheaths aren't on the same side>Uchi with any other katana>Both sheaths are on the same sideWHAT THE FUCK YOU NIPPON SHITS, YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET YOUR OWN TRADITIONAL BULLSHIT RIGHT!? THE DAGGER SHOULD SHARE THE SHEATH LOCATION WITH THE SWORD
>>491666419Why can't you still?
So, why is the academy crystal cave not linked to the academy itself?
>>491666419Ngl looking at it from her perspective I kinda get why she balled. Imagine working up the courage to basically confess your crush AND offer marriage in the same conversation and that mute autist retard Tarnished just takes your wedding gift and leaves like always, I would try to put on a normal face and pretend not to be hurt but on the inside I'd be absolutely and BEYOND seething over it. "Fuck this shit I'm gonna mainline the primeval current 24/7 forever instead"
Do people here use the colosseum? I don’t think invasions are for me.
You know like, you can always go to Selvius before he dies or like atleast search for his notes if he's dead and figure out how he made Sellen's body and probably just like make more and like you and het can probably network some thing of creating a bunch of spares/extras for her to switch between in like different labs or things to let her like do body stuff outside of the ball
>>491667217Yeah, theyre okay, a little more fun if you're wanting more duel-y things but like I'm not very good at them so I got a little frustrated by the colleseum
>>491666960>Imagine working up the courage to basically confess your crush AND offer marriage in the same conversationand to move in together, dont forgetngl she was kind of speedrunning, some of the biggest checkpoints in a romantic relationship are>the point where the relationship becomes actually romantic(confession event)>point where you have the "i'm always at your place anyway/you're always at my place anyway, so lets just move in together" convo>point where the marriage proposal happensshe bulldozed through all three at once, its honestly impressive she didnt spill her spaghetti and start sperging out about sorcery halfway through to cover for it
>>491659642>They are by blood association but their plots don't intersect, you can remove Messmer entirelyMessmer is a representation of Marika's action and past, which influences Miquella's past and backstory ad well as his motives and goals. Again, by the same logic, Manus and Orphan of Kos aren't related to Artorias and Lady Maria.Do you realize how stupid that claim is? You can't separate Marika's backstory and how she obtained Godhood to her children curses and the cycle of violence
>>491667263Seluvis doesn't actually make any dolls. It's not like the marionette enemies that seem to be wooden puppets put together and then animated magically. Seluvis' dolls are just normal alive people who get their souls BTFO by his roofie drink leaving their corpse behind. In Sellen's case, the one in Seluvis' rape dungeon is actually another girl who simply looks a lot like Sellen. Maybe some peasant girl who got unlucky or some shit. Witchbane/Limgrave Sellen and Rape Dungeon Sellen are like 90% identical under the mask but very deliberately different. Since Seluvis' entire personality is just "I want to rape powerful women" an anon a few months ago pointed out it's likely that since Sellen was out of his reach he simply grabbed some girl who looked close enough to her and used that to cope.
>>491667352I see. I like the 1v1 aspect of it. Getting ganged up is not really fun unless you have been playing a long time and know what items and weapons to use.
>>491666419There's nothing toned-down about the comets that dagger fires.
>>491666419Conceptualizing spending a weekend afternoon having slow lazy sex with an eight-months-pregnant Sellen. Teasing her nipples until milk trickles out. Running a hand gently across her belly. Nuzzling her neck while she pants and mewls.
If Jerren and Seluvis ever met do you guys think they'd agree to trade Sellens?
>>491667829Yeee that's how I view it too, I usually imagine that the body that Sellen takes is someone that Selvius forced to drink the potion just because he happened to look like her, but I dont know if that's explicitly said, but I didn't know they looked any different, that's super cool.I imaginrd/viewed it more like Selvius had an agreement with Sellen to store a back up of her body, but that makes sense too, actually that makes more sense.I usually imagine that the dolls are still concious and just basically have locked in syndrome so it's really funny to think about the peasant wondering what she did wrong to be forced to be stuck in her body like this for years and years and years and it's just because she happened to be pretty and look like someone else better than her
>>491666419>now want to make a guy who uses Sellen's gift and lives with her and doesn't let her become a giant rock
>>491668424this but she's pregnant with a graven mass
>>491668619>I usually imagine that the dolls are still concious and just basically have locked in syndrome That would really suck
>>491668880Yeah! I know, right?
wow im so happy they changed fingercreeper lore so now it just look like they are invading caria manor even though it's protected by loretta
>>491667739Marika's actions and past is already well evident in the base game and the existence of the Haligtree is a testament to Miquella's feelings towards that, Messmer is completely redundant in that regard. You're retarded as fuck if you think yet another genocide Marika partook in connects Miquella to Messmer anywhere near the same level as Manus and Artorias. Stop defending this shitty writing
>>491667829>Since Seluvis' entire personality is just "I want to rape powerful women"Based. I will complete his quest now.
Good morning I hate keen infusion users.
>>491669781
>>491669781Why?
>>491668880I kind of like the idea of being stuck like that forever
>Be important scion of some important family>At royal get together>Queen introduces her daughter to you>wants you to hang out together>the princess gives you this lookWhat do you do?
>>491670104I try not to talk to her because I'm shy
>>491670104the anatomy is off...
>>491670104Artist source? I really like this artstyle
>>491670104manface
>>491670104rennala DESPERATELY trying to get someone to court her neet failure of a daughter
>>491667829This is untrue. Sellen's glintstone crown was given to her specifically. There is only a single one of it in existence, meaning the doll in Seluvis' basement was modelled after her.
>>491671182>meaning the doll in Seluvis' basement was modelled after her....Yes, he found a girl who looked close enough to Sellen, dolled her, and put her in cosplay.
>43 dex at rl9>this is pointless since from 13 to 43 dex it's only an increase of 30 AR since the weapon level is lowman...this SUCKS
>>491671602It's not pointless.Things like fan daggers, hefty lightning pots, the new fire consumable from the DLC and Spark aromatics all the the full scaling from that DEX.
>>491671365Lol
>>491671602hey at least you can use bolt of gransax
>>491670104>Your father is also pressuring you in to it>You don't want to either>The two of you end up "agreeing" to the get-together (all but forced)>parents end up wanting to make it a regular thing>end up agreeing with her that you two will "hang out" and that instead you'll just both do your own things in seperate sections of the castle and not bother eachother >slowly over time, eventually she starts asks what you're going to be reading when you two pull books out of the library before splitting off>then eventually what what you're reading is about>you ask her what she's studying about>you end up both reading and writing/studying in the same room eventually >ends up becoming more real hangouts rather than the pretend ones just to keep your parents off your backs as you pass back and forth ideas about what the two of you are doing>starting to develop into an actual interest in being with her and her with youThis will all be stripped away as she gets revealed to be an Empyrean amd and you end up more and more turned away from being allowed to see her and her duties anyway would mean you wouldn't be able to do anyrhing with her anyway. Too little too late, or maybe it was doomed from the startIt doesn't matter now
I'm starting to practice for Bayle RL1 no-hit no blessing.I'm not gonna use Igon but I kinda want to summon him at the end just to finish his questline for fun. Should I bother?
>>491672759your imagination is too active
>>491672793If you can manage to do it right before the boss ends/after bayle dies sure just for the fun challenge of seeing if you even can but like I feel like summoning him and letting him hit the boss kinda makes it like a bit ehhI mean it's obviously impressive like regardless of what you do at the end, so go eith whatever you want to, but personally I wouldnt
>>491672910How/Why say that?
>>491672993Yeah good point about the potential hit.I guess I'll see if I can get Bayle low enough to R1 him right after summoning. I already did multiple kills on other bosses because they weren't cool enough for me lmao.Either way it's not like I'll be using his stuff on this RL1 run.
do you guys think death sorceries fit godskins incantations?
>>491673284>>491672993Oh right I gotta kill the drakes to get Igon... Fine, at least Senneseax isn't required.It'll be a nice change from Messmer, my previous target.
>>491673630Lorewise no but aesthetically yesIf you wanted to like theme it sort of like to work together lorewise, you could maybe sort of like theme it like that you studied the Blackflamr and like are using death sorceries/trying to use deathblight to like emulate thw "Finality" aspect of Destined Death in the way that like it pulls thing out of the Order's natural ("natural") way of keeping people alive forever
What is the appeal of Miquella; why did so many people want to be Miquella's consort?
>>491673630Thematically I can accept it. Stat-wise, ehh.
>>491673942Assrape>Verification not required
>>491673803Ma I dunno how you no-hitters do it. I don’t think I have the skills to do it
>>491670246Everyone can agree that the freckles make her look way more cute, right?
>>491673942I like blonde characters. Not Marika, though. I also liked his character pre-DLC.
>>491657584I will make her into a doll if she keeps that smug face up.
>>491674072If you want me to be honest, it was about 3h of learning the opening & hitboxes with ErTool, then about 8h of attempts to get it, of which 2h were trying various builds to see what worked well. I got close (with much cooler fights) several times but I forgot which side to dodge the 3 snakes combo. After 5h I could do phase 1 on autopilot, I was even semi-watching SOL anime on my 2nd monitor.This attempt is kinda boring and I almost missed that phase 2 stun when he did the sideway twirl at 1:49.That said I never did learn how to consistently dodge his midrange fire spin. That attack ended a good 30% of my attempts probably.
You guys remember how the entire point of Smough and Ornstein was spacing? Managing them one by one and being slow and methodical? One was slow and hit extremely hard, one was fast and aggressive? Patient play was rewarded while running in head on was punished?From clearly doesn't fucking remember.
>>491673884>>491673943thanks guys
Hugging girls across the Lands Between!
>>491673630Yeah.>>491673943You can use both with a Staff of the Great Beyond buildAnd because both have ways of dealing % damage(destined death and frost procs) they don't suffer much from the lower than average scaling of the staff.
>>491672910Why did you say this?
>>491674717What’s ErTool?
>>491674723all boss fights are designed around the players absolutely stomping all of them
Statwise do you think lightning weapons and lighting spells make sense?
>>491675281A program with various "cheats" and debug features (such as showing hitboxes and poise) for Elden Ring. It's very useful to practice bosses. See picrel
>discard his eyes on the edge of a cliff with a nice viewMiyazaki, I clapped.
>>491674723>You guys remember how the entire point of Smough and Ornstein was spacing?no it was summoning the soltaire to distract ornstein as you beat smough and then got the leo ring
>>491675591Interesting. Is there a tutorial for it?
>>491675457>dex and faithnuh uh
>coolest spear>it's uselessWhy does from hate Faith players so much?
which builds actually make sense though?
>>491675657Elden Ring is kino and im tired of pretending it isnt
>>491675693uh maybe? Just try it there's nothing to learn about it really. The options speak for themselves.>>491675767what? It has an excellent L2
>>491672910How come you said this btw
>>491673942He's cute
>>491675767Its extremely good?
>Malenia>LedaWhy did Miquella have such top tier cuties devoted to him?
>>491675457Only at very high levels, but it kinda does.High cast speed + lightning being a much stronger element than holy in pvp.
>>491676536shota cock
>>491676536all women love little boys
>>491676628How can women with such high kill counts be such virgins?
Imagine the josou seme cervix bullying
>>491672910Wdym by that
>>491677217hot...
>>491675987Elden Ring is an impressive visual and atmospheric accomplishment that doesn't waver throughout it's entirety, dragged down by a diarrhea storm of a "story".
>>491677391Basegame story and lore were fine. DLC kind of ruins it by giving really stupid answers to long standing questions.
Patiently awaiting for a comic featuring these two.
>this is what normal and sane looks like by the standards of the Lands Between
M-MY QUEEN??? BEAUTIFUL!!!! SNAKE LADY!!!
They're pretty cool looking.
>>491678029I mean kinda yeah
>>491678159Stop staring bro
>>491678029Didn't she murder all the other knights from her order?
>>491678029I love Saber!
>>491678159bonk with mace
>>491678489I always felt like that implication was kind of out of left field. The NPCs she targeted in game were a potentate and a blood knight noble, neither of which are anywhere close to being "good guys." She's a fanatic, but she still shows empathy towards even enemies.
>>491678489I don't think so, the Oathseeker armor is used by people seeking for something they'll be fully devoted to, doesn't necessarily means everyone using it was keen of Miquella, maybe not even Leda, maybe her oath is just being a murder with a reason
>>491678825It's not meant to make sense, she shouldn't really be able to "kill" anyone if she was under Miquella's charm. It's just to not have an "entire group" made by one person.
Leda was literally BUILT for having her cervix nudged, prodded, poked, battered, and pushed at until it surrenders to a certain shota boy's disproportionately-large bitchbreaker cock, giving his virile sperm a direct shot straight to her now-exposed womb and the vulnerable ovum within.
>>491574857
>>491679048roll kino*
>>491679020
>>491679048>nothing but shovelware on the left>two GOTY winners on the rightAre other devs even trying?
>>491679020canon
I wish I was a wretch in real life
As the Empyrean of Abundance why doesn't Miquella simply supercharge Radahn with a bazillion runes and let him ramp up to RL713?
>>491679690deep down, you always were a wretch
>>491679341genshin impact is goty though
NO!!! I CANNOT DO IT!!!!
>>491595329Main theories are that it's Godwyn, Radahn, or Radagon. First time I've seen Messmer get theorized.
Godwyn died before or after Marika fractured the ring?
>>491679903BONK
>>491679867>mobileshitIt isn't even a game in the first place lmao
>>491679827He didWhy did toy think he can use bloodflame Incantations and gravity sorceries?He's an overleveled hardswapping try hard
>>491679903What would Rya's reaction have been if our Tarnished simply shoved her onto the floor and started raping her?
>>491680019Befowe
>>491678825it's just another where don't have enough information to really say anything other than pure headcanon. maybe she thought they were going to oppose mickey, maybe they actually were, we don't know just make up some fanfiction (unironically)
>>491679903just don't do it then>>491680038moving goalposts...
>>491679903Do it, she deserves it
What are these skulls all over Caelid?
>>491680059>Radahn could have won if he simply wore sneedmask and bullgroatse
>>491680301Him and miquella are ganking you, he got cocky
>>491680296miyazaki thought it was cool so he added it
>>491680296dead chuds
>>491680106When will From add rape to the games?
>>491680301>go up the elevator>hear radahn buff stacking
>>491680404>after you beat radahan you have to quickly finish off miquella before he resummons him
>Rogier is supposed to be a spellblade>Just noticed his sword is naturally Keen infused as opposed to Magic or Cold if he's DEX/INT hybrid>He doesn't even cast Scholar's Armament on it to make the Keen infusion make senseNo wonder Godwyn took him out and Fia cucked him, this nigga is retarded and doesn't know how to make a proper build.
>>491680296RL713 milk drinkers
>Miquellan Knight's Sword>It isn't a FTH/INT weapon>it isn't a catalyst like Blue FlameFUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>491680549>Karla>Whatshername from BB>SellenThey already have
>>491680106Probably confused and scared at first, but then trying to yell and say not like this since she thinks that you're planning on raping her to death, then quieting down and just crying and sobbing yhat she's sorry for the rest of it since she thinks it's her fault and also for the fact that she feels bad that you're having to lower yourself down to her of all people.
>>491680296There's two theories, one being the corpses of giants (they may never stop growing, making the one we fight relatively young). The other is that these are the "old gods" referenced in the description of the Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword, but the truth is we don't know for sure and they might have just added them as scenery without any thought to the lore.
>>491680772you are so weird
>>491680724Why the fuck would it be either of those things?
>>491680296Unironically they're probably related to the giant enthroned corpses we find in the Eternal Cities. There's one right under Caelid.
whats the lore reason for godskin apostle and clayman having 1 attack that is the same
Chalice dungeons expansion when?
Anyone has a queen marika character slider? That one that looks like ryanreos?
>>491681454Claymen are silver mimic tear clones of the Gloam-Eyed Queen's alchemical rebis that were never swaddled in the skin of gods as infants
>>491681478Fromsoft got sued by Microsoft and they settled out of court for the implementation of seeds for Chalice dungeons for being too similar to minecraft, so it's likely Fromsoft won't do that design again
>>491681538Yeah it's over on Reddit dot com
>try to make a themed caster build>it falls apart because no slicer/catch flameSurely it wouldn't have hurt to add ONE variant of the best spells in the game to the DLC.
>>491681478Chalice dungeons are very overrated. They're fun for like, 2 or 3 hours and then you realize they're all the fucking same and horribly constructed. They're even worse than the catacombs in this regard. The only actual good thing about them is the save edit dungeons where people made wacky shit you're not supposed to see like cut content or edited loot pools but there's no way they'll ever make that mistake again. If they added them here they'd be sanitized vanilla chalices and people would get bored of them very quick.
>>491681610whats the relation between death's poker, sword of milos and war cry charged attack?
>>491681478the last thing ER needs is more side filler content.
>>491681930>whats the relation between death's poker, sword of milos and war cry charged attack?Easy, they're all shit. (Outside of the Poker's L2 anyway, as an actual weapon it's trash.)
>Its end-of-the-thread shitposting hours alreadyGuys do you think Margit and Morgott might be the same person?>Look identical>Dress the same>Even share the same VA
Bonfire Ascetics when?
>>491659268I think so. Trina didn't want Miquella to become a god specifically because she loved him so much and thought it would be hell. If Malenia saw his abandoned emotions strewn about the Land she'd almost certainly come to the same conclusion. I think the narrative parralel is intentional because Trina and Malenia are both female Empyreans who turn into flowers when wounded, and Trina in this DLC has suddenly developed a connection to deadly poison and to putrescence.
>>491682091why would you think something so retarded? was it in a fucking vaati video or something?
>>491682054>(Outside of the Poker's L2 anyway, as an actual weapon it's trash.)l2 game though, so it's alright
For a pure caster, would you say it's on theme to use> offensive consumables> spinning weapon ashor do you think it's not a pure caster anymore?
>>491682091just from being lazy again
>>491681930They all represent a separate metaphysical aspect of the Three Fingers. The DEATH's Poker is the ring finger that connects to the Elden Ring and the Destined DEATH that was removed. Fingers are used to poke things. The Sword of Milos is referring to Milos, Blade of Nanizart who's referred to in an item you get after doing the Godskin Army Brigade bossfight in the Caelid Bragondarrow(not to be confused with Dragonbarrow). The War Cry i
>>491682382>consumablesthey all use shit like cuckoo glintstone>spinning weapon ashrennala uses it>spirit ashesthey summon them
>>491682187negative nine years ago
Nobody told me Deenh was such a fucking G, god damn.
>>491681786The slider is gone though
>be me>be a cuckoo knight>wanted to be a Leyndell knight but too dumb>serve nerds with giant stone heads>have 4 dumbass soldiers under my command>not too bad can do anything if we protect the academy>raidandpillage.jpg>suddenly stone head nerds get a new head of the academy>10/10 MILF>married to some demigod>has her own knights, they are huge assholes>telling us we're "not honorable" and "can't even cast spells">idea.jpg>send dumbass soldiers to mines under the academy>comes back with sack full of glintstone>throw it at the ground>magic.jpg>dumbass soldiers think i'm a goldmask level scholar>dumbass soldiers ask if we can smoke it>fuck it>smoke all of it>get high af>suddenly friend knight barges into the baracks>queen got cucked>her husband went to bang a foreign hottie instead>start to laugh my ass off>friend asks what's so funny>mfw we are the cuck knights
>>491682361I strongly disagree. If all a weapon is good for is pressing L2 it isn't a weapon, its a shitty catalyst that can only cast 1 spell.
>>491683045what da chinka worda say?
>>491683045what am i looking at
>>491682908That's the etymology of where cuckoo comes from, Cuckoo birds lay their eggs in other birds nests
>>491682908>>491683224Other way sorry I meant like that's where cuckold comes from
>>491683202Back of DANE head
How does this idiot get stuck all the time?
>>491682908comfy
>>491683479he's full of beans
>>491683479he's not actually stuck, he just gets a sexual thrill from being given a good wallop
>>491683479>Eat only dumbass fightautist corpses>Become dumbass fightautist
>>491683591>step-tarnished, help!
>>491681682I call horseshit
>>491683727I was lying yeah
>>491683727Nope. Microsoft got the clueless boomer judge to up their claim to seed-based procedural generation in vidya as intellectual property. Have you been living under a rock this whole time, all of /v/ and half the generals on /vg/ were seething about it for a month
>>491683591>mfw I just oiled him up before giving him a good smack
>>491683940Show proof otherwise this is bullshit.
>>491683940I'm a wageslave permavirgin anon but come on I have SOME dignity
>>491682908>Be honorable Knight of the Holy City of Leyndell>Achieved many an honor in mine lifetime, defended the walls of mine city with glory, slayed many a foul invader>Upon me is bestowed the highest honor of my Order, an ancient and prolific book of Incatations>I will carry henceforth the lineage of Godwyn the Golden, he unjustly slain in the darkest of hours>Travel far beyond my station into the mysterious and dangerous Land of Moon and Stars>Place is an absolute fucking disaster with a hundred fold cliffs >Desperately seeking to find the sacred Church of Vows and learn the ancient cults magics>End up getting lost>Some faggot wizard from the nearby tower keeps shooting magical arrows at me for no reason>The most aggressive lobsters you've ever seen in your life constantly harrassing me>Dumbass cuck knights throw rocks at me when im not looking>mfw
>>491684103why are you a permavirgin
>>491681052Catalyst because it was based on the Carian Knight Sword which in turn should've been a Catalyst.FTH/INT because, and this is coming from my unga bunga str/dex aimed brain, his incants should be FTH/INT and not just FTH.
>>491683940No way this is how the lawsuit ended
>>491683940doesnt affect us in EU thankfully
Either make a new thread or give me something for the pain and let me die.
>>491684374Hey retard, guess where a vast majority of games are developed? And EU developers still don't touch it with a 10 foot pole
why do Messmers solders look so goofy
>there's no way>think about it and realize bloodborne was the last time I ever saw inputable seeded runs of something>look it up>it's real
>>491684939play some jankkino
>>491683940Is this actually real or am I being fucked with?
>>491685035>16 bucksFuck off
>>491685145you're being lied to, large companies never throw their weight around in lawsuits and governments and legal systems around the world are totally not being fucked due to being staffed by old people who have no idea how the digital shit they're regulating even works. ignore that niggersoft sent a cease and desist to an unironic smol indie dev literally last month over this bullshit
>>491685376i didnt say pay for it
>>491685453How else would you get it?
don't you DARE make a new thread
>>491685424More like 2 and a half months ago but yeah. The really pathetic thing is how bvckbroken normies were over it.
>>491685424what game? i dont keep up with vidya news at all
>>491685629Don't you DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>491685145>He doesnt knowActually clueless kek>>491685656You'd think normalfags would be seething considering how mainstream "fuck the police" "corporations are le bad" type stances are but nowadays if you bring it up they just parrot NPC voice lines about muh intellectual property and linking the IGN article
Bake it or break it. Just don't shake it!
>mfw I thought I was just joining in some shitposting but it has gotten so deep I'm genuinely questioning my sense of realityIs this what gaslighting feels like? What the fuck
>>491686441try using propane
>summon at the start of stormveil castle at 60 +12>30 minutes later, the entire dungeon is donewhy does the game peak so early bros
>>491686521taste the meat not the heat
>>491686545Crazy how Raya Lucaria is a 10x cooler concept that should've had a million secret rooms and wacky magic shit, but is like 3x smaller and less interesting
If we all collectively agree not to bake this general can pass away in peace instead of shambling on like the flogged corpse that /dsg/ became.
Bump
>>491686545why are you so high level/upgraded for stormwind and still summoning and why are you surprised you can clear stormwind quickly?
>>491686648It's so funny.Raya Lucaria looks gigantic but it's just a few short corridors linked together.
could anyone drop me a wakizashi? pc level 140
>>491686701omg it's just like THOSE UNITED IN COMMON CAUSE
>>491687041>>491687041>>491687041>>491686854Gimme like an hour
>>491686545feels like they drastically underestimated how much work an open world would be
>>491684198>No see it should be a catalyst because this other swords it's based on should also be a catalyst but isn't oneAre you retarded?
>>491687073ty baker-san
>>491686854bro just cheat it in
Should I level strength past 60?
>>491686854Are you still here
