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Be a good person
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>493395698>>493396065>>493396181>>493397814cant let this dumb argument die
today i shall invade lustria
YOUR SKULLS ARE NOT WORTH EVEN TO BECOME A BOOT STAND, PATHETIC WEAKLINGS!
>>493399970um, not playing Khorne until there are at least 2 LL's to confed but tnx for the effort, schweety!
gonna go drinking with friends but one guy in the group I have huge beef with and if I take his bait we might end up falling out hard and spoiling the group's mood any advice /twg/
>>493399176let it die and watch 3kangdomz instead
>>493400542challenge him to a duel
>>493400234SKARBRAND DOESN'T NEED YOUR APPRECIATION, DIRTY WORM!
more lotta dead rats
>>493400542grace is kinda ugly but i would give her a pounding because of the thigh gap
LUTHOR HARKON
>>493401117the messy hair gives her a huge girl next door wholesome down to earth gf vibe
>>493400778lmao that guy's death has got to be the stupidest in the series, it was so out of nowhere too he was never shown as an alcoholic like that before
>>493401289yeah too bad shes a """community manager""" and i know for a fact shes about as down to earth as the moon
I just formatted my computer and noticed that Warhammer 3 takes up 115 GB.Excuse me?
>>493401757shes a proper english rose
>>493401914>every other post is about hating white people and how bongland needs more shitskin immigration to survive
>>493402121shes such a silly billy
GRACE IS ON HINGE? brb vpning to central UK or whatever
>>493402656She is unhinged, yes.
>>493401887I mean that's fair its essentially 3 games in one so i can excuse it
where do i buy a cutlass
At what point are you just bad at the game?
>>493402656putting those "community manger" skills at use by blabbing and shittalking about random people she interacted with on social mediano wonder this diversity hire got canned. i wonder how much damage she did before they nutted up and ditched heralso>humble brag
>>493403094When you lose to Drycha as Karl Franz.
>>493403054irl?
>>493403054Whatever you do, don't call it a "zombie cutlass".
>>493403291I'm asking cause I lost to Count Nocticulus as Tyrion.
>>493403054i too am going to get a "functional" sword soon i think. one of those lotr unofficial copies
>>493403580That isn't particularly shameful. His Necrofex can cause a lot of problems.You will get him next time.
>>493403054I got mine from Cold Steel but it seems like they no longer carry it.Try kultofathena.com
>>493403680thats cool but if you let a woman see that you're never getting laid bwo...
>>493403094imo you're never bad at the game sure you can lose battles over and over but as long as you learn something you're always winning this isnt Elden Ring or Overwatch or something there's no point beating yourself up if you lose its when you throw tantrums and accuse the game of cheating or something then you should be embarrassed
>>493402656>a couple people mentioned that the most recent book they read was a recently released book>its normal human social behavior to assume the other person doesnt have your exact same experience unless you have some reason to believe otherwise like being in a Tener Is The Flesh book club>i didnt think it was that good??? im sorry but i dont understand that "point" shes trying to make. shes just a ranting hag at this point
>>493404424Just fuck in the living room.
MERCILESS WARRIORS
>>493404019It did! I think the AI must autoresolve all their battles because even if I rush him early, his necrofex is still triple-gold ranked. No matter how many spearmen I take, I can't seem to counter the huge amounts of shitty gunpowder chaff he can shit out. It's probably because of that stupid necrofex, and kiting it doesn't work because they can restock. It's frustrating.
>>493404640It's a fetish novel.
>>493404710Dark Elf DLC soon!
>>493404424i sent a shirtless pic of me holding boromirs sword on the night i got it to my gf (now wife with kids) and it didnt cause any issues. it helps being a tall fit chad i guessimagine being *scared* to show a fucking female your interests lel
>>493404710>merciless warriors>has an option to ransom after battle
Anyone know why my lions look black at a distance?
>>493404820i had to look it up to make my post, it just says its a dystopian book that involves cannibalism. what makes it a fetish novel? is book of the new sun a fetish novel? cannibalism isnt even that uncommon for dystopian settings
>>493404860good for you but I've known tons of guys that scared bitches off they would have otherwise AT LEAST smashed with nerdy interest shit
>>493405116bro you're barely running the game your gpu is struggling let it make the lions black
>>493405207>not "smashing" a 5/10 diseased skank is a tragedy
>finally playing classical empires>every building takes 10+ turns to make a>every research takes 10+ turns to make. estimated time to final research is 512 turns.>army leaves city>income immediately goes from +150 to -2400>can't even get from Pella to Byzantium in 1 turn, even with an army without any siege unitsWhat the fuck is this. I mean seriously, no, what the fuck is this? Why? I genuinely do not understand.
>>493405494you're right desu I don't care that much, was just sayin' if its a basic thot don't show her your swords
>>493405547every history conversion mod makes the game super duper hard and tedious for "le realism" i don't understand
>>493405547sounds similar to para bellum at the start, construction times don't change but you can build libraries in as many settlements as you can and/or temples of minerva to boost research rate by a lot, maybe there's smth similar there
uh oh looks like your buddies didnt want to die over a literal "sump pit">>493405647pit slut
>>493405173People are into that.Especially Europeans for some reason.
>>493405952ok but that does not make it a fetish book. im asking what makes it a fetish book?
>>493406061He starts fucking one of the meat people.
>>493405809There's a difference between "hard" and "absolutely fucking insane retarded", how in the everloving fuck can moving an army out of an city in a total war game make your upkeep increase by SIXTEEN FUCKING TIMESIt already takes like three minutes flat to wait out a turn, and this is when 80% of the map is hidden.
>>493405952>>493406061its not a fetish book? not according to google, just a thriller>>493406345damn
>>493406364>It already takes like three minutes flat to wait out a turnget a faster ssd bro...also you can lower the campaign difficulty, playing on hard? I would never play these autism mods on above normal unless u enjoy punishment
>>493404424Depend, if you are able to talk about witchcraft and stone power too it could work.
>>493406416It's Handmaids Tale for Vegans, just going by the Wikipedia entry.
>>493406345so? literally the same thing happens in book of the new sun and the road. the synopsis just says the plot is basically he had a slave give birth to a child for him and his wife since they couldnt. the end
>>493406731if it was really that people like grace wouldnt trash it and dudes wouldnt be reading it
anyone else have the constant urge to invade the southlands? And yes, its purely because it is (not)africa and i NEED to colonize it
>>493407239no i have the urge to ignore it and pretend it and its people dont exist, just like in real life
>>493407015She's clearly lying.
rome 2 bros is an advanced scythian stack 100% cav? gonna try them out next after finishing this rome run, not sure if a 100% cav stack works in rome 2 tho
The thing i hate the most about total war warhammer 3 is how close everything is not on land but by sea fucking Ulthuan is a stone's throw from Bretonnia and so is Albion it looks so ridiculous
>>493408557I guess they thought that we wouldn't want to waste two or three turns sailing just to get to Ulthuan.It's also a lot bigger than it was ever depicted before.
>Legend is streaming the new 40K gameFantasybros I dont feel so good...
In TWWH3, when should I be focusing on red/yellow/blue lines for lords and heroes? I know to take the first red and first blue for campaign movement and experience, but what next?
>>493409315why wouldn't he, its fuckin awesome
>>493409754Depends. If you've got a good duelist go for yellow if you have a spellcaster you focus on their spell line first always get your unique skills when they become available though
This DLC:Golgfag (Ogres)Gorbad (Greenskins)U'zhul (Khorne)Arbaal (Khorne) (FLC)Next DLC:Aislinn (High Elves)Yin Yin (Cathay)Dechala (Slaanesh)Masque (Slaanesh) (FLC)Are you looking forward to any of these Legendary Lords?
>>493409937no one plays chaos slop
>>493409937Stop posting your fucking autistic lists, especially when they're dumbass speculation like this one is.
>>493409937Keep your Cathay shit please
>>493409937>some rando for Cathaynever ever. If there's more Cathay to come then that's the Monkey King with his Tigermen.
Here are your Horde LLs for Total War Warcraft bros!
>>493410137Give me Garrosh please...
>>493410137>3 out of 5 are alliance races
>>493410504Wdym I get Nighborne are Night Elves (Horde), but rest are normal.
>>493409937Ogres need a fix.
>>493410663I imagine that they will get a rework.
>>493409937yesall of themI WANT TO CONSOOOOM
Would you like to guess any upcoming Legendary Lords?
>>493409874I assume unique skills are the heir of asuryan yellow skills above the main yellow line? Also how do I know if a lord is a good duelist or no
>>493411046check their stats if they have high melee/high melee attack/high weapon strength they're usually decent duelists usually spellcasters arent duelists but there are some exceptions. Also if you're playing tyrion be careful with his skill line he has two and taking one locks you out of the other
>>493410805sameI already own every single total war product on steam, give me more fucks
Everyone was a Tyrion baby at some point. I know that you spammed Lothern Sea Guard (Shields) stacks as I did.Those were the days.
>>493411548I dont play elves, only humans n dwarfs
I am no longer a Tyrion baby, I have long since transcended to the rank of Alarielle shota.
>fighting a dawi in the underway
>>493410643>counting Blood Elf (High Elf) as Horde and not Alliance>counting Undead (or Human) as Horde and not Scourge (Alliance)I wouldn't count Night Elves as Alliance either but they're certainly not Horde
>>493411548I'm tyrion baby and I spam normal archers and spearmanii instead
>>493411707There were no humans or dwarfs at Warhammer 2 launch.
>>493411742>shotagay
>>493411548I was and still am a malekith baby instead
>>493411548I guess it also counts if I did it as Teclis on Turtle Isle?
Does the AI actually play smarter/better on higher battle difficulties?I don't like the idea of giving it free stat boost just to avoid it being retarded.
Who will be the Tyrion of Warhammer 40k?
>>493412048no, it just pulls free stacks out of it's asshole and gets massive bonuses to replenishment,recruiting, research etc
>>493412367girlyman
>>493412395Battle AI, not campaign AI.I already know the AI is playing by different rules on the campaign map.
>>493406345So? It's just like in American Pie, when Jim fucks the titular pie. Big fucking deal.
I want to play as morathi and then I remember they added kislev hag next to her and suddenly I don't want to
>>493412048Yeah. They get pretty decent at dodging spells at least until they're stuck in combat. They also try to dodge artillery too.I've begun playing on VH battle difficulty but turning down the stat cheats the AI gets.
>>493412048I exclusively play on L/VH and AI dodges spells/artillery almost too well (unless the units are engaged in combat). It will attempt to flank you, go through any gaps in your lines. If it has ranged units, it'll target your most valuable ones. It will drop spells with reasonable accuracy and do things like spam spells good vs single unit on your Lord
>>493412548aside from somewhat better flanks and them instantly dodging spells i can't really notice
>>493412712what's the problem?
>>493412712Naggaroth is simply not a fun area to play in and neither is Lustria
>>493412435Gulliman IS pretty based, just like Tyrion.
>>493412770He's pretty disappointing considering how much trouble you have to go through to get him (unless they buffed him up recently? Pic is from release)
>>493412871>don't even get in to archer range>already miss half of army
Have you accepted that the next Total War game will be another Warhammer title?
>>493413152Yeah.
>>493413054an angry longbeard stack seems fine really. very dwarfy when so many of the other lords focus on weird stuff like engineering and slayers. even ironbow focuses a lot of ranged units and belegar is about rangers, miners, and ranged too.
Real funny CA, but when is Lords of Shangyang coming out?
>>493413102bro your silver shields?your shades?
>>49341369815% physical resistance and Frenzy are good upgrades, as are his campaign buffs. It's just that you unlock him very late because you need what, wipe out Chaos Dwarves and Grimgor?On a different note, I feel the itch to replay Cathay but fucking Shadows of Change is as expensive as it continued to be. I almost never buy cd keys from other sites but checked them out and they're hardly cheaper (and sometimes flat out more expensive than Steam)
>>493412712Darksharts and shades
>>493413054this makes me feel like never going out of my way to go for this grudgeby the time you unlock him you're deep into maining ironbreakers and heavy artillery
anyone have that pic of Yuan Bo with a crying aqua and screeching monkey?I hope it happens again, I'll laugh when we get the monkeyfag and waifutard seethe as Li Dao gets announced as the next Cathay lord
Morathi is an S-tier legendary lord.
>>493414438Surely they'll add literally THE most famous lore cathay character pre-tww3 stuff... right? Plus Black Myth Wukong is out and very popular...
You know it's kind of telling/interesting that while streaming a non-total war game, Legend hasn't punched himself in the face like usual even once.
>>493410137Where is the sexy undead elf ???t. know nothing about Warcraft but porn.
>>493414734She's also an s-tier legendary BITCH and WHORE
>>493414879Long story, she is saving souls now after becoming a good gurl in the lore rape expansion
>>493411548I actually never use them ...Spearmen in front, archers behind.I know Sea Guard can do both but i always forgot about them.
>>493415057That expansion suck then.I hope TW Warcraft campaign will be set before the expansion timeline.
>>493415095always wondered this but how much do you actually lose out in the avg total war game by having archers shoot over units instead of direct? Is it quantified?
Isn't Tamurkhan's campaign just a bit of a stomp? It seems like he is at the very top of the food chain as soon as Kholek is dead.
>>493414747>pre-twwabsolutely irrelevant as other than MMORPG addicts the number of people who knew there was a warhammer without space marines was absolutely negligible before total war made the (by then abandoned) setting relevant
>>493412935unfortunately true
I played Dawn of WarI will play Total War: Warhammer 40k
>>493415751same desu honesly
>>493415360It should be set before World of Warcraft in general, just as TW: Star Wars should be set before Disney.
>>493415751Same, I'll play it if it's good.
>>493412048>Battle aiIf their archers have more speed than your melee they'll attempt to skirmish them to deathThey will make stupid formations like ranged in front of melee with the belief that you aren't going to spam target the ranged through the melee as they try to retreatTheir lords will do stupid shit like try to beeline with their melee lord at your ranged lord but the ai will still do that idiotically even if you have stalk in your compOverall I think grug normal ai is more effective than vh ai outside of skirmishers since they don't try to do stupid punishable shit
>>493415449generally not very muchdirect fire just means the shot has lower travel time so you're less likely to miss stray shots but the shot leading and fact that 9/10 of the shots you're firing in a battle are probably at stuff fighting your infantry and thus not moving its a bit mootthe miss radius only really takes effect against fast, quick single entities (typically characters) and cav or flyers that are maneuvering and outside the characters its still not a big deal because the AI isn't autism dodging small arms firefirearms with their generally smaller miss radius and very high projectile speed are ideal for these targets though you dedicate yourself to direct fire as compensation which can suck balls on some maps
Flying spellcaster lords are extremely overpowered.Bonus points if they are decent melee combatants.
Legend said that Total War 40k is going to be announced before the end of the year
>>493416904Be'lakor is pretty based yeah.
>Legend said
>>493417092I'm honestly all for it, if they can somehow make it work.I'd be a TauCHAD. Or Space Tomb Kings.
>>493417092Shitposting or did he actually say that?
>>493417345Be'lakor isn't a decent melee combatant. Be'lakor is a godly melee combatant.
>turn 109>lowest level lord is a lvl9 belacuck
>>493417651No I'm just lying, sorry
>>493418232AI Be'lakor doesn't do anything.
Should there be a punishment for lying on the internet?
My like elbow starts hurting or feeling kind of like tender/sore after playing for awhile, probably because my elbow kind of hangs in the air ehen it stays on mouse for so long. Anyone have experience with like a like similar thing and/or have any advice or different ways to sit?>Try playing yhe game less-No
I saw Belakor conquer Bretonnia once in my dozens of campaigns
>>493419324Fix your seating position and posture, dumb mermaid.
>>493419435Nothing about that mentioned that, and I know Im trying but Saying "fix it" doesn't really help if I don't know what the correct way isI usually sit crisscross on my chair, I've tried switching to sitting more like L so I can use my knee to support my arm/elbow butbit hasn't really helped.
>>493419324https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22272-ulnar-nerve-entrapment
>>493419778Sit like a human being!Stop being an anime character!>tfw no autist detective TW playing gf
>>493419924>>493419987>only just realized/remembered that chairs can have armrests and that that would solve 100% of my problems
>>493415751>playedgame turns 20 this month and I still play itwhat a gem
>>493421135Smart enough to play Total War.Not smart enough to use a chair.Good going mermaid.
Ban w*men from posting on this website.
>>493421371ok gayboy
>>493421371ok straightman
>>493421371>implying there are any actual women posting on this website
>>493421135you're not armchair general worthy
Lots of Changelings around these parts.
Is there an exploit for having more than 4 allied units?
>>493423439you're probably just seeing people use the mods
>>493398831is it too late to get into the TWW games?i remember playing empire total war and it was pure dogshiti remember trying napoleon total war and it was even more of a putrid turdshould i bother with fucking tww then? im a WHFB fag but i dont know if im going to like the map gameplay
>>493424098why would it be "too late"? Its a mostly singleplayer game you didnt miss season 2 Karl Franz "True Emperor" skin limited time only or the halloween event from 2015 if you wanna play the game just play it
>>493424098Not really. WH3 is really deep but you can ignore 90% of it and be fine on lower difficulties until you learn.
Been away for a whileCurrent state of TW?
>>493424098What exactly is it that you don't like about TW, anon?Empire was rought, but Napoleon was kinda bad at first.Tell us, please.
what a kinöe map for grinding up four stacks of skellies
>>493424868Shits fucked mate
>>493417487I also want Tau. Shame it's most likely going to be a DLC or game 2/3 faction so it's probably going to take at least a year after 40k releases until they get implemented.
Do you think they will make another trilogy?
>>493425151Your army is a few models short, fix the size.
>>493425392I just want to blast spacemarinefags before they can get into heckin wholesome melee range
>>493425510its on large which is what i understand is the unit size CA tests with
anyone have an updated creamapi config for all dlcs?
>>493424868Better than it was a few weeks ago before the changes. auto resolve is still too generous but at least the AI builds correct buildings, upgrades their settlements and builds good units now.Siege AI and design still a complete joke, corruption and public order still meaingless, still a bunch of bugs and imbalances with different faction mechanics
>>493425151Imagine the Thorek Ironbrow value.
>>493425732value?
>>493425815Damage value. He has a mortis engine and a bound lightning bolt.
>just now found out tzeentch teleport stance works as an ambush
i miss the rat
>>493419987>knees/elbows at 90 degrees>on the picture they are at >90 degreesTickles my 'tism
>>493425151dang i forgot about my engineer again. i always do that
>>493419987>just put all the weight of your upper body on your spine! no dont lean back on the chair you dumb goy!the rolling jew strikes again
>>493426604lol I discoveret it too only recently.Change a lot when you play them.
>>493427730I only discovered it when tzeentch armies ambushed me randomly. Googled it after the second time and found it.
>>49342732939k. no idea if thats good or not. seems like an mp thing to care about
>>493427878high gold value on units means you're using them efficientlythe more damage you deal in terms of gold past the cost of the unit, the better you used it
>>493405116What the hell is this army comp.At that point you might as well just drop the infantry units entirely and replace them with more fast things
>>493428138yep, dumb mp shit. a unit can sit doing nothing an entire battle but that didnt mean it wasnt useful, guarding some flank or artillery or something
Would anyone like to test a 1v1 between Tamurkhan on foot and an Ogre Tyrant?
>>493428471Yeah that gold value thing is pure mpnigger shit, but kills/total damage stats are nice to know.
>>493427878That is great. He served you well.
>>493415449It depends a bit on the size of the blobs and thus the unit counts - a thin line of enemies behind your frontline is very difficult to shoot, a massive blob is much easier. You also bypass shields.I think you lose out more than the other anon implies, I usually find a pretty significant increase in damage that way. It's mostly just the risks and the opportunity costs of moving your archers around or making gaps for them to shoot through, and more often than not you're going to have unprotected squishy enemy archers for you to shoot directly anyway.Directly shooting enemy melee units that are engaged with your units with archers is a useful tool to have in your toolbelt, you just have to know when to use it - when there are no other squishy archer targets for you to shoot instead, when the field isn't swaming with fast units that can take your archers out of position, when you have a spare melee unit to accompany and protect them, when the battle isn't so hectic that you can't afford the micro-attention.The situation doesn't have to fulfil -all- those criteria, just a good 2 or 3.>>493416774I'm not sure what update changed it but enemy single entities -do- autism dodge single fire nowadays. I think it's related to combat difficulties.
>>493429539they don't do it as hard as a player can where you can dodge 90% of fire by wiggling left and right in approximately three second intervals
>>493421286I mean I use a wooden dining chair that doesn't have armrests>>493422327My arm-ies don't rest, they attack
nature... is healing
>>493428415>Sees soulfull, lore accurate build that heavy on micro>w-wuh... wuhts this? Army gotta be one this
>>493430573Beautiful. Fuck all lizards.
>no news before at least monday
>>493431438We are getting another video this month. I don't know what the devs will talk about but it should be about upcoming dlc and flc updates.
Is Skarbrand just... Charge into melee, cycle charge heroes and cav while tough infantry hold it down? I'm losing and I might be overthinking it.
Lizards... too... OP. Must... spam... LEVIATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
>>493432596Early game Skarbrand is select all, lock group, right click.High level Skarbrand is he and the doggo solo everything while army stands and watch.
>>493432596>is the unga bunga faction just... unga bunga?yes
>>493433080I was wondering because I'm taking massive casualties in melee and the mechanics seem to incentivise having you fight multiple battles in the same turn
>>493433414You are recruiting Chaos Warriors of Khorne, right?
>>493433414Well yeah, that's why the solo thing. Basically first thing you research should be that regen banner for Skarbrand to make him more tanky. Chaos warriors can take a lot more punishment than bloodletters and don't disintegrate when they get upset.
>>493425671No, I bought all the DLC, stop being lazy and do it yourselfRemember to enable all the total war warhammer 1 and 2 games as DLC in each of their respective games (ie. add Call of the Beastmen's TWW1, TWW2, and TWW3 dlc)You also need the blood files if you don't have them, otherwise you'll have a bunch of invisible weapons
>>493433414send skarbrand ahead to plow through the lines and start attacking ranged units.Other than that, send your army in shaped in a very large U and just attack from all sides
>>493433702>>493433821Well, fuck me I was researching the wrong shit and recruiting bloodletters because they were cheaper
>>493433972That would be a great start. Get the banner and recruit Chaos Warriors of Khorne.Bloodletters are really good against heavily armoured units such as Dwarfs but Chaos Warriors will be more than enough to deal with anything else in the early game.
>>493433972I don't think any flavor of lesser daemon compares to equal numbers of warriors of that god, even the comparison with marauders isn't always great
>>493434176The throne reclaimed and the holds united! Belegar's vengeance is finally sated.
>>493434176Impressive, very nice. But do you control all of the oceans as well?
>>493435195lol. would be a fun game to do with a sailing faction
>>493434176i have all the end game events turned on (except the dawi one) and set to all happen at the same time so im sort of waiting/getting ready for that if i can keep my attention focused long enough
AHEMdo you think we'll get chaos variants of Ogres for every god?should they be recruitable as normal ogres too?lorewise chaos mutated ogres are still accepted by their tribe as badasses
The Khorne FLC lord is
>>493436124MAD ANGRYGUY
>>493406805that happens in the book too lmao
>>493436159(Armoured) ((Frenzy)) (((Anti-infantry)))
>>493436124>>493436159>>493436776RAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guess it's time to leave lustria.My long campaign victory requires that I destroy all of the empire because they didn't create unique victory conditions for beastmen... I'll let markus keep slowly waddling through the jungle getting ravaged by attrition to attack this garrison he'll never conquer.
>>493436931Arbaal will be a reskin of this guy.
should i try very hard/very hardonly been playing on normal and then hardl for last 400 hours and its easyi play with stat boosts turned off though
>>493436098>do you think we'll get chaos variants of Ogres for every god?Yeah, high chance of that.>should they be recruitable as normal ogres tooYou mean for normal ogres ? Actually yeah.
>>493436124
one last job here though...These guys thought they could wait out the apocalypse
>>493437191Yeah, I meant for the Ogre Kingdoms too, since lorewise unlike a lot of races, Ogres don't shun their kin that get mutations.
>>493436098For sure Ogre of Chaos (undivided) is a must have for all WoC.
>>493436124Boringly overpowered
>>493437074What does the yellow "i" in the purple circle mean ?
>>493437183I play vh/vh with no stat boosts its finecan get annoying now that the AI spams stacks like they used to back in 1 but its still nothing too crazy
'er we go again...again
>>493437183I'm playing on max difficulty everything right now and the only difference I'm noticing is enemies are much harder to route or break, and melee fights don't go as well as they used to.
>>493437720settlement loreif it's not from legendary lore mod then idk where it's from
>>493438825it's from that settlement graphics mod, forgot the name OwN or something
>Play Helman Ghorst>Autoresolve says decisive defeat>Manually playing it provides a heroic victory>Almost every single time
(You) there! Yes (You)!Draw some total war art!
No
yea dawg thats gonna be a nah for me as well. try not being a ratfag
>>493439593some dude spent 40000 hours in ms paint for this
Areas of the Immortal Empires map that may yet see expansion:Kurgan WastesIndKhureshNagashizzarGates of CalithNipponAre there any areas that you hope CA adds or improves upon?
>>493440803Nippon was one of the only things i wanted from total warhammer 3 (and kislev LOL)i guess i dont really care if they add it considering how much they fucked up kislev/cathay and their (non)treatment of bretonnia. i dont believe they are capable of adding good units and SOVL. they either do nothing or do something and totally fuck it upthey did really well with the chorfs but i wouldnt want to risk it and have nippon forever be known as some dumb fucking tranny faction or whatever they would do
a total warhammer: nippon would simply be too kino for ca to ever do correctly. its the holy grail and cant be done
>>493440803why does that map have khuresh and cathay swapped
>>493442501They still call the denizens of Khuresh "Cathayans" to this day.Silly Elves.
what the fuck
>>493425649the correct unit size is always whatever makes a basic spearmanii unit have 120 guys
>>493442501>>493440803There is a real possibility that we see some of Ind in this coming patch. It would be a shame if those silhouetted areas were never filled in.
>CA releases full on IND dlc and Khuresh>makes up full, soulful unit roster for the tigermen and snakemenwould be too kino...
>>493442705oh nonono dawi bros, our thunderbarges are supposed to be the pinnacle of aerial engineering what the fuck is this thing
>>493442979but can they poo in loo?
>>493440803>Are there any areas that you hope CA adds or improves upon?Bretonnia!I mean every Dukedom should be a Province with a least one (1) settlement.
>>493442979there is nothing to make up. streetshitters dont have a cool culture to copy and with how many poos there are and how fanatical they are about their shithole county it will just be a repeat of cathay where ca sucks them off
>>493439541autoresolve has always been bad at taking into account undead healing and buffing fuckery ghorst just turns it up to 11 with his zombie cheese
>default WoC outpost is 3 Chaos Warriors with great weaponsUhhh, seems a bit strong for a level 1 outpost no?
83 people playing Pharaoh. Will management finally decide to stop catering to histfags?
>>493444243The next game will be 40k, so no.
>>493444243About 1380 people are playing Pharaoh - Dynasties at this moment.
T H EOLDW A Y S
These mofugas, unbuffed and unteched, can solo a black knight lances and barding on max difficulty.
>>493443281it would be funny if their army was all bollywood tiger men and elephant riders
>>493443198
>>493442705>Cathay, Nippon and Albion are so powerful they became real
Decided to update the Official /twg/ OP Image. It's just a bit too busy so I've distilled the soul of /twg/ down into its core components. For the sake of comparison, and the tourists. This is what we've been using as our Official /twg/ OP Image, up till now.
>>493446224This is the updated version. Make sure you use it whenever you create a new /twg/ thread from now on.
>>493446476>>493446224>grace thigh-gap
>>493444830>The Toldw Ways
>>493446476I'm not using your e-celeb simp image, but thanks bro.
>>493446951Grace isn't an e-celeb, tourist.
>>493447453She quite literally is at this point because she doesn't work for CA anymore and hasn't for years.
>>493445952>>493443198i wish they would work on brets. robbin hood, friars, a better skull knight, cool foot knights, dalmations with the french flower thing spots, hot damsels instead of old ugly grannies, better crusades...VGH
how are you supposed to use goblin hewers?
>>493447513Grace pretty much created Total War: Warhammer. CA making some aesthetic changes after she left doesn't change that.
>>493443281>Don't have a cool culture to copyI hate saars but let's not be silly now. If anything it's a sense of absurdity and tragedy that something as rich and interesting as Vedic stuff is associated with the human locusts that are poo in loo. It'd be like if all we had left of the Romans was romani gyppos.>>493415449I hope the Pharaoh direct/indirect method is carried over because that shit is fun to see, and makes it so you can't just do the Persian version of hammer and anvil, which is anvil and billions of fucking arrows. So I guess shed and hailstorm or something.
MORGHUR'S VILE TAINT!
>>493447824you don't
>>493448224LARGEST ERECTION EVER CONCEIVED
Best custom faction?
>>493447824mod wayfarer on to them so they aren't clunky garbage
>>493447824Literally melee Slayers but they have a short-range ranged attack.
>>493448978how did you get the kstew vampiress?
>>493449702do you even play the game
>>493450184no but i want to
>>493450184yes. how did you get her?
>>493449702>kstewnot a very good actress to begin with and her beauty faded with the years
>>493450442https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Ulrika_the_Vampire
>>493450184>>493449702>>493450442nevermind after looking it up apparently Masters of Innovation can get her
>>493444830told the ways?
ready the narwhals, we bacon at midnightxDDDD
>>493450682>taken the blood kiss>can stay loyalI thought that wasn't how it worked?
>>493451480shes a donutsteel from the books
>>493451574Understandable, have a good day.
>>4934478241 goblin hewer = 1/2 crew of slayers. They shoot a funny bolt with 1 ammo. Meme unit
>>493451794>machine guns you with 60 nigger axes"funny bolt" my ass
>>493451794>>493452336they dont work so well in a slayer army when everyone is in a giant melee mob you just az your dudes in the back
>>493451480>>493450682>im not like other vampire girls
game really made me fight out a valiant defeat ambush why
>ratranny
smokin!>>493452684use it on something a hero is fightingmore than 1 is probably too many though, the targets worth using it on are usually limited
>>493452967Because if God wasn't dead, your units would not win without loss.
>they can put a vampire waifu in for three factions>they can't make a Bimbo Slanneshi Lord or a cute female Nurgle LordCA please.
There are two kinds of AnonsAnons who put all of their legendary heroes into 1 armyAnons who split up their legendary heroes into multiple armies
>>493454874You forgot the third kind, that makes half of their legendary lords into map heroes and has them follow their army around fucking the shit out of any army that scares them.
>>493453330THE LOATHSOME DUNG-EATER
>>493453957That's because ulrika was a character in multiple gotrek and felix novels and then her own spin off series, and because the things you said are cringe and stupid
>>493454956Only the criminal insane would use a legendary hero as a regular agent
>>493454874it only works when you have a few of them. once you get belegar tier you have so many heroes it messes up your army comp and doesnt feel comfy
Consider this.
>>493455063>The Dung Eater’s name and methods of killing might be inspired by an ancient Japanese myth; it was once believed that a person’s soul was contained within a special organ located in the anus. Demons would tear this organ out of their victims in order to steal their souls.
>>493455531that elf markus has is better as an agent than a hero
>>493446224Replace everything with e-celebsInclude multiple pictures of Legend and Volound
>>493454874>his faction have more than one (1) LH
THOOOOOOOOONDABAAAAAAAAAARRJJJJJ
>>493452967Good job putting those dwarfs in the dirt. Kill them all, anon.
>>493401596he was shown in show as pretty good schemer and decent strategist sadly serving under incompetent and indecisive lord i know that he was suppose to be mix two characters but my head cannon is that his consciousness was tormenting him for his betrayal(of course it impossible he was a chinaman after all) and he was courting death
>>493405952you mean germans/scandis(which are asiatic)
>>493455531Sir, you're on 4chan.Half of us would be criminally insane if we weren't already integrated into society and have more to gain by not being criminals.
>>493405547realism mods are cancerthat is why I stick to vanilla plus mods
>>493409754usually i take 1st tier reds to boost basic troops, 2nd tier can wait till you get gold chervons for units
>>493447998>I hope the Pharaoh direct/indirect method is carried overelaborate
>>493405547Historical autism, please understand
>>493457369>his faction have a LH
tfw they could just mostly reuse assets from Shogun 2 and we will never get a weeb faction in Warhamster.
>>493458926Direct fire vs indirect fire.In Warhammer, it only affects accuracy.In Pharoh Dynasties, and other mods that have this feature (i think there's one for 3Kingdoms) it also affects damage and lethality, so positioning your archers to move from behind your troops to side and back of the enemy is more rewarding, but also risky as they can be attaacked ehile moving.
>>493457869love these :)
>>493401117She's like a solid 7/10. Smooth hair, skin not shit, petite build. Her face is your generic Angloid wumman from Merseyside which drags the whole thing down, if she had more refined features to go with her physique like a East Asian cosplayer she'd make 8/10
>>493459464huhfirst time I hear about this especially in 3k
All of the witch king's armies were away from naggaroth when I started the war so his territory was completely overrun without him being able to defend himself at all.What a pathetic performance. No wonder he never conquered the donut.
i like dicki like dwarfsi like dwarf dick
>>493424098>WHFB fagplay SOVL then>i remember playing empire total war and it was pure dogshiti played it recently and its still dogshitt. Shogun 1 enjoyer
>Khorne? Ogres? Greenskins? Not playing till the DLC drops.
>Khalida still cant hire G&FNeferata's dlc pls save your cousin...
what in the actual fuck is the point of flying when your units just get stuck on the barricade and just stand there and get slaughtered?
>>493460706spread your wings and fly anon
>>493460584>they do Neferata dlc>without updating Tomb Kings or Khalida specificallyI'd be PISSED
>>493460706What's the point of barricades when an artillery strike can easily just knock down the building making the 'choke point' even work?
>>493460450when greenskins get an ORC with real campaign mechanics I will finally play greenskins
>>493461106Well, they are making the Greenskin lord in the next DLC Gorbad Ironclaw. He'll probably have unique mechanics, since he was like, the greatest warboss in Fantasy.
>>493461451I hope they give him a Greenskin version of Tamurkhan's mechanic where he can unlock unique warbosses and such, along with "blessed" or RoR-type units.He doesn't have much going for him besides being a master tactician so they don't have a lot of options here.
>>493460584God I hate Araby and Lustria or whatever the fuck that not!Africa region south of the desertt is called. I just lost a Volkmar campaign because Settra immediately declared war as soon as I defeated Manfred. All my units are at half-strength or less. Mannfred launched 2 vargheists at my mortars and literally wiped the unit even though I told them to drop the machines so I have no mortar to defend the capitol. The fucking garrison is at... 9 entities per unit because I just fucking took it over so of course they fold immediately as well. I fucking hate this place. I know I'm bad at the game, I know it's my fault, I know I'm a shitter, I FUCKING KNOW. BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST BALANCE YOUR FUCKING GAME CA I play as Repanse, and have to hope that Skarbrand doesn't decide to aggro onto a bretonnian crusade faction when they settle what he razes. I play Khalida and Kroq-gar fucking invades me no matter how much shit I give him. I play Kroq-gar and the rats double team me from north and south while I hope that the dwarves don't decide to end around from the west and anally fuck me. I play Teclis and I'm playing fucking Teclis. This whole fucking region is like fantasy catachan where the trees want to ass rape you because they evolved to feel sexual pleasure at the human fear response. I fucking hate it here can any of you fuckers just give me space to breathe!!!
>>493462103skill issue
>>493462103If you want an easy Lustria campaign play Mannfed.
>>493460584Khalida & Teclis.
>>493462262>>493462314YES I KNOW IT'S A SKILL ISSUE, I FUCKING TOLD YOU. DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT UTTER DOGSHIT
>>493462336this webm is wrongit's more like Khalida getting bullied by kroq'gar, thorek and queek...
>>493462452Sounds like a cope though.
oh ho ho, the rat's got lightning strikeaka the most cheat ability in the game
This reminds me, how significantly can Kroq-Gar boost his saurus lords and heroes?I'm thinking of playing him next.
>not having one unit of spearmen babysitting your mortar while fighting vampire counts
How the hell are you supposed to use the 'stalk' part of stalk/vanguard archers like huntsmen, shades and dwarf rangers? I feel I always need to have some heavy infantry or cavalry to protect them the second they start shooting at enemies and revealing themselves, defeating the whole purpose of stalk and vanguard.
>>493463167You deploy them ahead of your infantry and disrupt enemy formations/target enemy missiles.For example, say you are close to infantry contact, and your stalk archers manage to pull an enemy infantry unit away from joining the main fight, all you have to do is set that unit to run the fuck away and you can win the main infantry fight purely on that.
>>493463157Okay, genuinely, I had my halberdiers directly to the right of them, I really don't know what to do when vargheists dive the mortars. I immediately clicked the halberds over, but it was too late, as they just ended up surrounding the vargheists while they chowed on the mortarmen.
>>493463167fairly useless outside of multiplayer but it does let you pull some funny tricks like stealth climbing walls on the opposite side of the settlement or just getting in close while arty can't see you to nuke them with massed firehaving them force the enemy to break formation to chase as you cover them with cavalry while the rest of your army approaches is a decent strategy to pull apart arty standoffs, problem is just having that be something you're building an army for in a game that incentivizes swapping out units as little as possible
>>493463631next time have the halberds sit directly on the mortars because the mortars can still firevargheists are also one of the only high value targets in mannfred's early army you should have all available shooters blasting them as soon as they're in range
Total vampire destruction
>>493463167A few ideas:Artillery and wizard huntingShoot enemy in the ass when they hit your line, avoiding shieldsSiege backcappingSurprise artillery guard (get fucked fellbats)Lead troops away from the enemy formation so that they don't all hit at once (this is really good with the eshin ones)
>>493463936>>493463723>>493463517I guess the key thing has gotta be 'don't use them if the enemy has lots of fast units/more fast units than you do'
>>493409937Is golfag an actual name
>>493464316
All Vampires deserve to die, no exception
>>493464109in most cases I never bother making much use of their ability to vanguard or stalk its more of a little bonus trick they can pullshades can at least competently work independently thanks to their decent melee stats but rangers are just worse quarrelers and huntsmen are outclassed by gunpowderhuntsmen are still nice as a cheap cavalry or monster suppression unit that doesn't care about firing lines but its easier to just bring more handgunners in most circumstancesbugman's rangers are alright too but you're only using them to use their regen to help win missile fights more than the extra armor of normal quarrelers wouldthe only real common infantry unit with stalk that makes good use of it I can think of is skaven runners because they're designed about skirmishing at close range and being annoying little fuckschameleon skinks outside of oxyotl buffing them into the stratosphere want to play similarly but don't have the stats or expendability to perform in comparison to runners
You DO only have mortal units in Tamurkhan's army, right?
>>493464763They get 1 beast of nurgle to share.
>>493464109If the enemy out matches you in mobility, you use them AFTER your units are engaged.If the enemy is slower than you, or you outmatch them in fast movers, then you use them before contact.
Chariots are so annoying. You can get really good results with constant micro but then you need an entire army that doesnt ever require you to hit a button or anything.
>>493464702Sorry but Genevieve is ok, not sorry actually.
Who needs cavalry?
>It's another stripmine incidentGeneral von Bülow's cavalry, on their way to relieve the Siege of Akendorf, comes across none other than Vlad von Carstein...
Does the game freeze up when you're playing that first battle as Alarielle for anyone else or is it just me? its doing that freeze the game does when the pathfinding AI shits itself but you can still control the camera as I win the battleI'd blame it on the mod setup but I tested it vanilla and ran into the same problems and Tyrion's starting fight didn't stutter once with my mods active
Why do you even want Sartosa, Repanse? It hardly seems like your kind of town.
>>493465953A far more aggressive man than General Schwartzhelm ever was, von Bülow leads his cavalry corps in person. The Imperial horse spring from the treeline!
>>493465959YES OKAY SO ITS HER PARTICULARLY??I was having like th3 exact same problem with her first battle yesterday, I assumed it was just to do with the game as a whole.After I managed to get past it and the second battle it stopped doing it for the rest of the campaign.That said, like if you just like wait for awhile like an anon suggested for me, it unfreezeIt was so weird
I swear, any given skaven army is about triple the difficulty if they have poison mortars and/or lore of ruin. Fucking warplightning, man.
This shitty minor faction got this big mid empire post dlc and the greenies are getting another dlc in a few months. They are already a pretty strong race in campaign and with another dlc they'll probably conquer every area they exist in with ease against the other ai factions.
>>493466306Not expecting such an unusual tactic, the undead infantry are caught unbraced by the direct forward charge.
>>493466408>if you just wait 10 minutes the game will unfuck itselfclassic CA qualityI guess I'll just play this fight a fifth time and head off to take a shit when it freezes as I win
>>493466634A second wing of cavalry turns the enemy right and crashes into Vlad's flank. Bogged down in the muddy stripmines, Imperial outriders and war wagons are free to loose blackpowder into the rotting horde.
>>493467147Something is shuffling through the tree line far off to the flank. All of a sudden, a far-flung unit of war wagons disappears in a storm of teeth and claw. "It's Kemmler," the men shout. "Kemmler is in the woods!"
>Nakai when he wanders into the center of your empire, declares war and starts taking all the undefended cities
>>493467521A second wave comes. Ney's 2nd Demigryphs had been ordered to pursue Kemmler's army and prevent him from reinforcing Vlad. But it seems Ney has been given the slip. It's now a race against time to clear out what remains of Vlad von Carstein's tattered rear guard and attempt a withdrawal in good order.
>>493467815He's just converting them into lizardmen templesThe great plan demands renovation
>>493467927"He won't die! Why won't he die?!"
>>493465990The Crusaders attempt to place their trebuchets at each of the three gates in an attempt to overwhelm the defenders. However, splitting their forces has simply made them vulnerable - one set of trebuchets is disposed of by a coordinated ambush of shades and eshin specialists.
>>493466408for whatever reason, I assume because I played the first Tyrion fight first to test and didn't restart the game before attempting Alarielle's fight again, it did not stutter/freeze this timeso uh, play a battle as someone else first if you intend on starting an Alarielle campaign and don't want to eat shit to autoresolve in that first fight I guess
>>493468232Another terribly ill defended set is eliminated by a harpy swarm.The last is simply obliterated by the nearby black ark's supporting fire.
>>493468454Repanse's forces attempt to use their meager aerial wing to take a gate, but are thwarted by the superiority of the black guard. As they die, the crusaders are exterminated completely by the defenses they completely failed to mitigate whatsoever.
>>493468214AIIIIIIEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE
>>493468246That's so so so so so so so weird
>>493468707Survivors attempt to sustain volley discipline but are increasingly overwhelmed.
>>493468673As her army wavers, Repanse and a squad of demigryph knights attempts to destroy the central gate. Immediately they are set upon by the black guard, backed up by the warlord himself.Despite her reputation, she does not last particularly long.
>>493469035It's over. Kemmler's timely arrival turned what would have otherwise been a clean encirclement of Vlad into a mutual massacre, one which the Vampire Counts do not mind. This time tomorrow, the dead Imperial horse will ride again under a new banner.
>>493469208The greatest champion of Bretonnia falls.The final lesson: GOD the AI still sucks at attacking walls.
>>493465953nigger why do you keep deploying like this i havent seen you post a single victory
>>493469406when are we going to get the REAL green knight?
>>493469610I think it's cool.
tfw campaign is over alreadythe ordertide is ascendant
>>493469610hes obviously pretty good at pseudo-military engagement debriefing type talk and is just showing off, not trying to actually win to power gameill allow it
>>493465990whats with all the artillery?
>>493469649this guy sure as hell aint him
>>493465990>furries, furries (rats) stinky dumb trolls, porn addicts and porn addicts (elf) the smell of this army must be fucking terrible
An Ogre Tyrant could theoretically have about 15000 health.
>killing repanse gives growthoh no no no
>>493471128I dont get why killing repanse gives research rate its so random like Ikit makes sense he's like a science rat but why does Repanse give research rate?
>>493471454She is a progressive, a DEI hire for the Garil Knights, she cares about science unlike that chud Louen
>>493471454I guess you just feel smarter by comparison when you kill the lady so dumb that she thinks crusading against tomb kings is a good use of her time
roleplaying as a normal person: basedcorner camping in every battle and relying on the enemy ai being retarded to win: gayhow did it even get to the point that playing like a normal person is considered roleplaying? legend brainrot has done irreparable damage to this thread.
What lords/factions are the best at using allied recruitment units? Grombrindal gives a flat +~35% speed, +30% AP bonus to -all- units, which can make foreign cavalry units crazy fast and deadly. Anyone else have good unit-agnostic bonuses?
>it's free real estate
>>493472081updoot i get that reference good sir
>>493472067Corner Camping is only acceptable when there is a physical terrain blocking that corner.A dawi always uses the mountain to his advantage when possible. When the mountain offers help, you take it.
>>493470031based OrderCHADS
>>493472067>playing defensively with a defensive race when attacked?!?>i dont think so bud!
>>493472067probably when the games started cheating their ass off
>>493472452I think he means more cheesing the AI like hiding your entire army in a forest and just blobbing up the AI and casting spells on them etc
>grimgay declares war on me, glorious Tamurkhan, greatest grandson of Nurgle>kill three of his stacks after 2 turns>offers me peace with 10k gold tooNo, I don't think so. Gonna wipe your greenskin ass out so you cant do this dumb shit again.
>>493471454You can think better after you've drained your balls into her pussy
>>493472258I think I straight up ruined that campaign by using the loreful strategic threat mod in it. Most of the top factions are order factions and there's no interesting enemies. I'm so mind broken I've started a realms of chaos campaign.Surely this gonna be sick
not only is this the strongest ive seen ku'girth the plaguefarter this late in the game, i think its the only time ive seen him even last at all
>>493472821based Ku'gath, enduring the GHORST machine
>>493472821the return of the AI being able to field 6 armies out of one minor settlement has given him a new lease on life
now were getting to some real dawi shit
Lords that are an 8/10:TehenhauinThorgrim GrudgebearerSettraKarl FranzHeinrich Kemmler
>>493472452if your defensive position only works because of the magical white line it's abuse, not strategy
>turn 10>already have two unusual locations in my starting provincethis feels really silly coming from several back to back non order campaigns who don't have any locations to spawn
>>493473981>Lords that are an 8/10:>TehenhauinCan't spell ignorant without IGN. You'll give a 10/10 for Lizard Hitler or I'll get very mad!
the sotek snake ability has to be one of the more annoying one in the gameglobal range damage spells are already pretty ass to deal with but this one doesnt even give any visual indication that its going to go off, or its range, or its duration, and it does a fuck load of damage sometimes but then other times not much at all? annoying but at least if you keep the unit out of combat for the fight it recovers all its health.
Anything that crumbles is so awful for bretonnia because with a rear charge they wont route they just stay in combat bogging your guys down until someone else comes and kills them
well i was expecting them to have some artillery
>>493477386Its AI chorfs they just spam greenskins and hobgoblins until someone wipes them out imrik greenskins cathay ogres you name it
>>493477050Morale in WH3 is generally too high anyways, you have the same problem fighting dwarfs, lizards, elves, chaos, and cathay.
>>493477386this is all the artillery chorfs really need
>>493472081>costs 2500 doubloons >"free"you're actually fucking retarded you treefucker
>>493425649The correct unit size is Ultra. Ultra is what the game is balanced for and uwhat the database is written in.
I think the green knight should be a faction summon like Cathay's ancestral warriors but tied to chivalry level instead of harmony
>>493479478Yeah definitely, I've thought that for a long time too. It's a real WH1 feature.
>>493405116CA broke the distant LODs for a ton of game 1 and 2 units. What you're seeing is the alpha layer on hair textures (which is transparent up close) becoming black nonsense as the textures transparency is lost.
>six gold cannons, two gold organ guns, and one engineer cant bring down astorgoth flying across the map before he lands on the artillery and blasts everything to hell >>493479301i believe you are wrong. prove it
>>493479776
Should I go Buddhist or Christian with Oda? Which is better?
>>493480139Shinto
>>493424868CA graciously gave us the ability to play Empire on mobile.
>>493470883It doesn't get better.
this fucked up event gave me a neat location for a fantasy setting. imagine just a huge field with standing but totally zonked out undead (because the necromancer who raised them died or whatever reason). so you can just walk through this huge army of technically functional undead but they just never do anything other than stare into the distance and shift around a littlepretty spooky if you ask me
>>493481284>that upkeep
Does anyone here get a bit sad seeing how many goblins die in a battle?
>>493479776>prove itOpen the game files with RPFM and look yourself. The games database is written in Ultra and a multiplier is applied to shrink units for 3rd worlders without enough PC
>>493481501it doesnt get better
>>493481764that has nothing to do with them balancing around ultra or large though. im 90% sure they balance off of large unless they change it for 3 or something
>>493482084But legend said you should play at ultra.
>>493482271>legend said
this is so fucking stupidthis is so fucking cool
>>493482084they changed it for 3, large was for 2
the trannies put up a terrible fight. i was just getting into the swing of it and they just bitched out and ran
>>493482731greatest unit in RTS history if I'm being honest
>I'm gonna fuck this lil nigga up, better use my damage boosting abilities>they proceed to walk in circles with each other for the next full minute>knock the goblin over a couple times without doing damage, wait for him to get back up, then walk back in circles againlike straight I can't even attack this lil dude.
Hey my son finally sent his stupid goons to try to save his territory. Like, 10 turns too late. And they're shit armies cuz they had to disband all the good units but sure, sure.Also went and renamed a bunch of my units to make them feel more appropriate for a bunch of slaaneshi heretics. Renaming units is fun I keep forgetting to do it.
>>493482043How? Mine for the empire are all around 4k tops.
>>493485105out schemed, gayos tard
>>493485160I guess I just have a lot of armies, but also elf armies just run kind of expensive.On the other hand the income is stupid for elves so whatever.
Killbox power rankings1. Chaos Dwarfs2. Skaven3. Dwarfs
ahhh, nothing like a killbox followed by a cavalry chase of the survivors
Really do need more ways to make people bend the knee completely. At the very least, making them peace out with my allies would go a long way to me bothering to consider their peace proposals.I did use a "everyone can vassalize" mod but idk it felt too cheap when you can force it by taking their last province while being still rather worthless in a situation like this where you'd consider letting an enemy go if they would commit to being on your team.
>>493486939seeing your gay ass cheat armies makes me more angry that I'd like to admitlike fuck you dude respect the LORE
>>493487564fuck the lore im killing my kid
>>493487564How is it a cheat army? The dude is using regular game mechanics from allied recruiting.
in soihammer does high difficulty turn off the minimap or do some people just disable it for some reason?
>>493488007Yeah you don't get to use the minimap or give orders while paused on legendarylosing the map is kind of lame desu but if you use debug camera you can just view from a far enough distance that its not that big of a deal
>>493487886I do have a mod that lets me use 6 units instead of 4it also has ogre camps have more useful mercs and increases the amount of allied recruitment points you get a turn, which is kind of an annoying thing but you can get an awful lot just cheesing allied missions anyways so in practice it doesnt matter much, especially when you get multiple allies so you can just spread your recruitment out
>4 stacks to take an abandoned province and they still lose in auto resolve these guys fucking suck
>>493489474welcome to dwarf AR enjoy your playmeanwhile this fucking rat dog photobombed malkieth's corpse.
>>493488136that's kind of retarded. removing the minimap just makes it more awkward to mvoe the camera around. they should just make it so you can't pause at all.
>>493489783just hold the scroll wheel that's way faster than fucking clicking on the map, who the fuck actually clicks on the map
>>493489783Oh yeah and if you don't use the debug camera, your camera view is locked so you can't even look around the battlefield than a set distance away from your units. Its extremely irritating in a way that doesn't really add difficulty rather than just make the UI worse.
Wow belakor's defeat trait gives you a lot compared to mazdamundi's lmao
die french people die
>>493491804yeah i like to think they made him into a loot pinata intentionally for yet another insult
ha ha ha look at em go
>>493492738I wonder who tailor's the skaven's uniforms for the delves
>>493492863im assuming its whatever the most edgelord option available. slaves making clothes out of their own hair, harvested by daemons whipping them
greenskins? more like greenSIMPS - sotek
>>493493637>being such a whore that things without dicks still want to fuck you
>>493490129>who the fuck actually clicks on the mapliterally everyone in real rts games
my game is chuggingtoo much stuff is going onim dropping micro everywhere my pasta is on the floor im in the corner of this party thinking about my feet hurting
>>493494430maybe stop cheating bruh
>>493494724Mods aren't cheating.
>>493400923I presume the dlc is perfect for him
>>493494724nope
sqvire bros why you runnindont you want a waifu
these bretonnian armies are really something else
i gave you a chance kiddo
more like meline le reddit xD
>>493494803cosmetic mods aren't cheatinggiving yourself access to more units than the game allows originally is cheating
>>493465109>Chariots on a naval ship
>>493498984its a big ship
>>4934918041 boon from each of the Chaos gods
>>493499396congrats, I didn't get the meaning
>>493499396That's actually really cool never noticed that
>>493499441ws is khornereplinishment is nurglemagic is tzeentchcontrol is slaanesh
>>493499696>>493499441wait fuck i misread your post n/m
>>493481723>Does anyone here get a bit sad seeing how many goblins die in a battle?I'm only sad seeing how many of them get away
>>493481723They'z expendable for a reason, ya git.
as Alarielle in SFO, am I expected to be on the defensive against the DE ?
bretonnian infantry armies disintergrate before i can even get my army fully into position
>>493498773What about mods that add balanced units? What's your opinion on Guns of the Empire?
Dwarfags always complain about the elves acting superior but I have never seen a race more absolutely up its own asshole than the dwarves of warhammer fantasy. And they never fucking shut up!
>>493503831pic unrelated?
>>493505370if you mean that this particular dwarf eventually shut up yeah sure
Playing as N'kari sucks. Have to fight every single battle against the helfs since autoresolve fucks over slaanesh and the helpds all without fail team up to gangbang you,
>>493501736Actually, I suspect they'll end up adding a 'PC rogue army' option together with the Dogs of War eventually, where your semi-horde DoW lord will be able to recruit units from races for whom you fulfil mercenary contracts or whatever.
>>493462708The saurus buffs aren't massive but Scar vet lords and heros get 1% Weapon Strength per level, which ends up making them ridiculous once you hit midgame and have the Carnosaur mount. At max level your generic saurus lords can 1v1 most LLs.
>>493507537thatd be a nice way to make some Extremely Loreful armies!
>>493496210Well they don't seem to like the crab claws or the prospect of being gangraped
>>493508175cowards
does the exp increase hero action stack with each other or just the highest?
>>493509861isn't it one boost each ? Like only one replinishment procs, one movement speed one ?
>>493509861I think it applies the bonus of the last embedded character who gives that boost.
Someone tell me what Attila factions are strongest.
>>493507537I've always wanted that. Blood Dino Khorne demon army always seemed like it'd be cool but you can't ally with lizards as Khorne to get any bloodthirsty dinos.
>>493511164him
>>493511320Non-horde ones if possible?
>>493511164>strongest just man up and play WRE like a real strategy understander
oh well i guess there isnt going to be an expedition to cathay after all
>>493511670and before you pull out your krakenlord memes - he's a ratfriend too
Why does this game feel the need to lie to me?
How do you max seductive influence after 5.2 absolutely neutered Slaaneshi cults
>>493511375ERE>infinite money>tagmata>cheap heavy inf>crossbowOtherwise i think it's alan or the goths.
these guys cant escape the vermintide
>>493505442Are you required to fight the High Smellves? Perhaps you could seduce Bretonnia instead.
>>493508175After enough rape it won't be rape anymore :)
>SIR KRUB-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
it always comes down to ordertidei dont like itits turn 400+ but it was already like that in turn 140, even with endgame on
>>493514247Not surprised Elspeth is there. Her faction is straight up busted and since the AI just gets her jacked units for free she absolutely dominates the empirebowl.
>>493514247having dorf crisis seems necessary to keep the ordertide from being fully all consuming but the dorftide isn't a much better prospect
>>493458492Except this wasn't supposed to be a realism mod, this was supposed to be an 'Rome II in Attila' mod
>>493511670I had a Mally campaign, where the Scourge of Khaine conquered more than half of Ulthuan before I even got there. Even though faction potential should be completely random, I have noticed that it's always factions that are already aligned to me that get buffed the most.
we have warhammer at home LMAO
if you lose a settlement with an unusual location can that location show up again later?
>>493516447>map stopping just after the mountains of mourn.Perfect map here!
>>493516447I remember when I played as Skaven I somehow got a rat that was Handsome and chivalrous.Must have secretly been Justin from Secret of NIMH
>>493514247Glad you're frustrated, luthorfag
lets see how glad you are when i shove my cutlass to your mouth
>>493516447>game about fantasy armies duking it out instead of MOBA HERO BATTLESbased, epic, saved
The algerians have attempted to contest our landing but fair brettonia will have this wayward colony return to the motherland!
>>493516447>fantasoy can't handle BOTET's pure sovlabsolutely pathetic
>>493519976the ai sure couldn't handle it either
here's a pic where i blew up half an enemy army with one warp lightning shot
>>493412048>Does the AI actually play smarter/better on higher battle difficulties?No
>>493463167Once you understand, it's become very trivial:1) Send your infantry to engage enemy stacks2) Use stalk range units for flanking and shooting them in backs3) ????4) Profit!>>493464109Counter fast untis first then. With range focusing, magic, your heroes\lord, etc.
>>493442979I'd buy that DLC. Even if the faction mechanics were garbage and I'd never play them. Just having those areas mapped (without resorting to boring "flat open land everywhere" shit we get from mods now) would be worth it.
med 2 bros, does stainless steel make the AI and the whole map less likely to despise you?
>>493442979Sounds way too unreal. It's requres a hellpit of work from GW side. Basically needs to make their lore and maybe characters from scratch. It's even worse then situation with Kislev and Cathay before TW3 release. Strongly doubt what CA make such efforts for just DLC. But sure I will be glad if they made it.
>>493462103It wasnt that bad. As Thorek.
TW set here when
Lords that provide invaluable bonuses to their faction (you must confederate them):TyrionAlarielleMalekithMorathiYuan BoAlith AnarHelman GhorstKu'gath
>>493526164You're forgetting a certain Dwarf with a fucking ridiculous blue line
nice list dork
>>493525332do a really long running game of spring and autumn periodwarring statesqin unificationqin collapsechu-han contention
>>493526302blue line is for chumps this isn't wh2 lightning strike any more
>>493526849Lord Magistrates have WH2 Blue line.
>>493526967no one recruits magistrates
>>493527143I do
Lightning Strike costs 2 more points.Lords in Warhammer 3 get 10 more points.Maths is hard.
Lightning strike was trash in wh2, why would you get it in wh3?
I was dumb during the era of Warhammer 2, why would I be intelligent during the time of Warhammer 3?
>>493525332could be pretty kino
>>493528152>the average lightning strike taker
Do you want to talk about the upcoming Warhammer 3 video from CA? Any hopes about what subjects they might discuss?
post the miao VA whore picturethe one with the ass and the chink facedo it or there will be troublebig trouble
>>493529010ligger rework
>>493529010Skaven reworkMors reworkSka LHSkaven DLC
>>493529403
WHERE IS THE ASS HEREI WILL DESTROY YOU
>>493529917finemiao is so slutty...
How autistic do you have to be to keep up this schizo bit for months and months now?
you know whatshes kinda cute
but when will the skill point undo button for heroes work again
rice-bros...
yeah nvm shes not cute
>>493530620she looks cute in some lighting and angles, like an SEA monkey-woman in others I'd still clap the shit out of her
>>493439593here you go
>>493529010> Any hopes about what subjects they might discuss?I think this time they will list all the DLC units and told us about the 3 LH from the DLC.I think they will keep secret (for now) who is the Khone Free LL.They won't say too much about Ogres / Greenskins / Khorne factions rework.I hope they will tease use about the next reworks coming with the next small patch (like they did with Cults / Deep) + next batch of Unusual Locations.
>random T1 minor on the border gets besieged>it spawns a nice unusual location the same turn the enemy assaults it
>>493500614Haven't played SFO in awhile but I remember being able to be on the offense as her, but like wait till Ukthuqn is all elves first
>>493529917
>>493532646Good point about Legendary Heroes. I don't think CA has mentioned any yet.They will certainly tease more about the small patches, the new update director will be part of the interview.
>>493511164White huns or ERE like other anon saidThe former has one of the most broken cavalry units in the series and the latter breaks the economy and has cav that can put up with the huns. The ERE in particular is a joke because of how easily you can snowball with only one province.Other than those maybe Slavs since their religious building lets them increase sanitation anywhere so you can turtle anywhere on the map and end up making massive amounts of money and food.
>>493528176i already knew about this but reading about all the crazy cool parts of chink history makes me hat cathay and ca niggers even more...what could have been...
Uhh, death globe bombardiers slap?
>>493526698if there was infrastructure to allow for switching between player faction mid-game and actual faction dissolution, i would 100% want to play this so much
>>493533356>maybe Slavs since their religious building lets them increase sanitation anywhere so you can turtle anywhere on the map and end up making massive amounts of money and foodthats what I did, cozy campaign, i didn't fight huns ONCE I was too pussy to try WRE.... should try these days, not in the mood for attila tho
>>493534278you can do that in ck3
>>493533916wait until you see the avalanche mortar ROR
>>493533163What they mentioned back in the previous interview:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fix3FvsmplA>DLC confirmed to be same format as ToD [2:00]>Only for Immortal Empire [2:36]>Confirmed for Ogres: Golfag as LL, Thundertusks unit, Blood-Vultures unit [3:33]>Confirmed for Khorne: Skulltaker as LL, Slaughterbrute unit[5:46]>Confirmed for Greenskin: Gordad as LL (mention "Orcs, Goblins and Squigs" units) [8:11]>Khorne FLC along the DLC [11:00]>DLC should be released at end of the year [16:09]>They want to continue doing LH in futur [10:33]>Slaanesh DLC in project [7:45 / 12:10]>ToD / SoC DLC format will continue [12:13]>They want to do a lot of "legacy content" (mention Vampire Counts, Norsca, Lizard) [12:49]>New mention of Halfings [13:32]>Said we should get Rework more often (not just with big patch along DLC relase; 4.0 -> 5.0 -> 6.0 etc etc) [14:05]>Cults will probably get rework [14:26]>Can expect even new contents not just rework [14:28]
>>493534972I remember a lot of people saying Golgfag was impossible because fag is in the name
>>493535228I remember people saying that we would never get another Dwarf or Greenskin lord.
>>493534972>>DLC confirmed to be same format as ToD [2:00]UUUHHH BUT LEGEND SAID THEY WOULD GO BACK TO 2 LORDS??? LEGEND SAID IT IS MORE PROFITABLE??? LEGAND SAID THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANOTHAR 3 LORD DLC SAAR
>>493534972Finally an Ogre LL that doesn't look dogshit
>>493534972what the hell I'm feeling hopeful. Did Sega whipped them into shape ?
>>493534972holy shit who is buying all this chaos dlc? genuienly who tf plays KHORNE
>>493535228Remember when everyone including Legend said he was going to be retconned with the name "Mung" because that was his codename in the game files?
>>493535443I think they were forced into a thrive or die situation after Hyenas.Creative Assembly went through at least two waves of layoffs. The survivors know what is at stake.
>>493535580I hope they do, this game was the definition of a wasted potential
>>493535535The idea is that dlc makes shit factions like khorne betterI don't think this one will though
>>493535535Skarbrand was popular near release but now most people play WoC with Khorne units.All this chaos DLC does more for WoC than it ever will for monogods, because WoC gets just as big of a buff as the monogod of each DLC meaning every DLC makes a singular monogod better while also buffing WoC, the only reason WoC AI don't steamroll the map is because the AI, even after the buffs, doesn't seem to warband properly, they can now train high-tier units, but they still can't upgrade low tiers into high tiers, if CA ever fixes that, we'll see just how strong WoC are after getting something from every single WH3 DLC.
>>493534972They also wanted to expand map in 6.0, they might talk about it.
But seriously, what units/lords/heroes can you give to Khorne?
>>493534972>Tzeentch get Mutalith>Nuggle get Toad Dragon>Khorne get Slaughter BruteIs there a big monster for Slaanesh ?
>>493536243the order to balance AI is pretty damn balanced rn, keep warrior of chaos nigs as they are for the AI imo
>>493536696Preyton maybe?idk i'm not a chaosfag.
>>493536696Nicado Avogado
>>493536995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA
>>493537182No skin flaps or scarring, seems sus
>>493534972>Said we should get Rework more often (not just with big patch along DLC relase; 4.0 -> 5.0 -> 6.0 etc etc) [14:05]>Cults will probably get rework [14:26]We got it.Also Cathay Caravan reworkAnd Goblins (swords) / Orcs (spears)>Can expect even new contents not just rework [14:28]Was Unusual Locations and the Deep
>>493536696my cock
>>493536696If only Slaanesh cultists/Daemonettes/anything on Slaanesh was actually alluring
>>493537329thiskatie is a beautythe demonettes look disgusting, you're supposed to want to fuck them ffs
>>493537329>He thinks men given over to their own desires would produce something beautiful.
>>493537329isn't it the point ? Being so depraved and far gone crab claws arouse you. Look at /d/ or /gif/
>>493535228I still can't believe they went for it. Also can't believe nuGW let them.
>>493537663they would arouse me if they were attached to some sexy pawgs with luscious hair, not anorexic fridge body anglos
>>493537663Not many bald + ugly face threads on either of thoseThe crab claws aren't the issue
>>493537828again, too far gone. Look at Morathi : she's described as hot and actually is
>>493537921she has the body of a decaying grandma...face wise yeah shes ok
>>493538002now you're arguing in bad faith that's a top granny then
>>493537325(small entity)(fast for a dwarf)
>>493538084its a top granny, I guess? I'd smash herbut shes still fucking ugly compared to what a proper fuckable youthful video game bitch should look like this asian has more ass than her ffs
>>493537329The whole point is that Slaanesh and their followers are in reality repulsive and use corruption and lies to fool would-be victims, like how CA said that the "Enthralling Attacks" on the Exalted Daemonettes is them appearing to the defender as the thing they find most attractive right up until they attack, the engine just can't render it in gameplay.
>>493538283Yeah that would have been a cool gimmick, zooming in during deployment/approach they look nice but then during melee they're all horrific
>>493538278Asians having no ass is a meme tbqhhttps://youtu.be/jqxBcQCiGjY?t=21
>>493538084She has literal shit looking sludge on her feet, her skin looks like it's decaying and she has no body whatsoever. You're on crack if you think she's supremely hot.
>>493538640bitch you posted is one of those banana americanized borderline blasiansasian asians don't have ass, if they train and eat a lot they can sorta create one, but a white bitch with the same regimen would have a way bigger gyatt
>>493538765Shut up punk bitch imma cap you
look at this shitty threadthis is on you TCAit is your fault
>>493539181*TCALUK
>>493539173oh word chill out unc
>>493538765The asian chick in that video 100% fucks white dudes, no idea what you're on about.
>>493539503She fucks Asian BVLL cock ONLY
>>493539503every asian bitch fucks white dudes, what im sayin is shes super americanized in diet and attitude and style, 0 to do with real asians
Face it, Cathayan women love Imperial men.No amount of Peasant Spearmanii cope will change that.
total WAR WARhammer?sounds kinda gay
>>493539668Diet and attitude alone do not give you an ass. If she's second generation Asian there's literally no way it's not just genetic.
>>493539912idk what to tell you but just google chinese girls or japanese girls or asian girls and you immediately notice they have smaller asses than white brown or black women
Are there any lord abilities that you really like to rush for? I always make sure to save points for Thorek Ironbrow's unique skill line because his mortis engine and army-wide frenzy is incredible.
>>493533584endtimes were great actually.
>>493537329Daemonettes are hot because they are barbed-futa.Slaanesh cultist are hot because they are former pure elf now doing kinky stuff wih daemonettes and humans (and soon Slaangors).
>>493540130On average they do, definitely, just saying that chick in that video has an ass because she genetically has an ass, there's only so much diet can do to give you an ass.
>>493538640>Asians having no ass is a meme tbqhWhat does he mean by that ?
>>493540858The fact that white bitches eat so much bread while Asians have low carb diets definitely contributes tho
Stop talking about shitters and start talking about how the hell do you beat heavily armoured units in the early game.Dwarfs CathayEven Kislev with their Armoured KossarsThese units are absurd in the early game
>>493529758>>493529962>>493530346>>493530851>>493533148would.
>>493539503>dress you wear and music you listen to will change your DNA and grow your assIs that true or is it some "Altdorf's imperial scholar knowledge" ?
historyfags deserve death
fantasy fags realize that fantasy is great because of history right
>>493540130i google a lot of japanese girls from JAV and they have fat ass.
>>493541027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_KpuWiIO4
>DUHHHHH UHMMMMMM FANTASY UHMMMMD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUthats youthats how you talk
>>493541482>least Photoshopped bugs
>>493541482I can see IT a bit
Can't wait to play Tyranids in Total War: 40k
I WANTY A BIG JAV ASS TO SIT ON ME FACE PLOX
>>493541559It also gives you ass, and bread is staple European diet for every single European society from ancient times to todayit created PAWGs >>493541740The first release will def be only imp guard/space marines/chaos/eldar, maybe orcsnids necrons sob tau would all be future games or dlc I think
>>493541963grain is for soi boys
>>493540979sometimes Rae just posts pure slutkino(this is a good thing)
>>493542067meh 100 generations of my ancestors grew up and died on grain, I respect it, it's such a staple that oldheads in any part of Europe don't consider a meal a real meal without some good ol bread
>>493541164>Dwarfsfactions that start near them have answers.>Greenskins have Skulkers>Chorfs have their own heavy infantry + AP missiles>Saurus > Warriors>Delves have Sharts>Skaven is actually unfavourable until you get Jezzails/Ratling GunsEveryone else doesn't have to deal with them until later or should be allied.Cathay>Tzeentch Horrors rip apart armoured infantry>Vamps can outgrind them>Again, Delves have Sharts>Ogres are actually at a disadvantage against peasant spam and actually do well against massed Jade WarriorsKislev>WoC win the grind>Trees win the grind>Orcs win the DPS race>Armored Kossars lose against Norscan monsters but normal Kossars eat Norscan monsters while losing to Marauders.The only matchups that you will realistically face that are tricky is Imrik and Skaven v Dwarfs
>>493542131Sluts are a good thing if you aren't some little manlet that can't get any>b-but I can't heckin marry a slut!Don't have to marry everyone you fuck
>>493542392I mean it's good if you're a ONS pursuer and only look at your individual wants, but on a societal scale the more sluttiness spreads the more your civilization shrinks and disintegrates
i want to stab her ass so much its not fair
lel
>>493542258It is food to mass produce to increase populations, like skavenIt's a recipe for success on a civilizational level because you can swarm your enemy but on an individual level it's weakening slopAlso look at how herbivores need constantly regenerating block teeth to survive plant matter rotting them away (deer die not of old age but their teeth being expended) while wild dogs/lions have clean teeth
Y'know, I tried playing Rome II since i enjoyed it with DEI back then but...I don't know why, but it just doesn't feel right. The battle, that is. I tried going for some classic scythian horse archer spam custom battle, but it FEELS weird. The two-tier 'unit card deck', for one. But the commands too.I don't know what's causing this, but i *have* played Attila and Shogun 2 since the last time i tried Rome.
>>493536882Preyton is Cockatrice tier.Not really a good equivalent imo.I think Slaanesh won't get a big monster.BUT they will have both Pleasure-Seekers unit (Exalted demonettes on Steed of Slaanesh mounts) and Seeker-Knigths unit (OC donut steel! Chaos knights on Steed of Slaanesh mounts).Also Steed of Slaanesh for Lord of Slaanesh.
>>493542524Civilization deserves to disintegrate, the weak work in their millions for an elite few to live in paradise
>Y'knowlol
>>493542864But reddit/consumers love big epic monster, it sells DLCs
>>493541740Tyranids won't be playable.They will work like Nakai and his Lizard vassal faction.You play GS Cult and free world to give them to the Nids!
>>493542868No one lives in paradise, the more you have the more you want, trust me richfags aren't happy, if you want paradise work on your state of mind and self reflection
>>493542131i fuck you hardly in hydrabad
>>493532646they don't have squires in the empire?
I finally beat the TWW3 tutorial campaign. I say "finally" because that quest battle with khorne kept fucking me and I had to retry a couple times. I had to cheese it with the winged hussars and streltsi. If I had the bear riders it might have been easier but I wasn't waiting for the settlement to get up to tier 4
>>493543214>the more you have the more you want, trust me richfags aren't happyHuge cope
>>493541164>how the hell do you beat heavily armoured units in the early game.
BOK
>>493542327High Elves don't really have a lot of early game armour-piercing. Alarielle getting Sisters of Avelorn at tier 3 is a big deal.
>>493542868Anyone who says this is a loser who would die the first day after civilization collapses.
>>493543486Does that refute what they said?
>>493543038Well, in that case i guess thre is still the Gigantic Spawn.But they are not marked unit.
Noobs are obsessed with APIf you're chewing their flanks and rear no amount of armour is going to save themThere's a reason MP is full of chaff
>>493543585It's self-refuting. The default in every civilization has been people in lower classes and people in higher classes.
>>493543585There has not been a single point in human history where there wasn't a hierarchy, the second we began agriculture that was it.People who think and say things like >>493542868 never seem to realize that things didn't "change", humanity has always been hierarchical, even in pre-history when we hunted mammoths, the biggest change is that we just have the internet, the greatest pandora's box in human history, the "unenlightened masses" are now able to become "enlightened" due to having all the knowledge of humanity at the click of a mouse, whether the hierarchical structure of human civilization is a positive or a negative is a different matter however.
If you could snap your fingers, and magic up commie utopia where everybody has equal access to resources regardless of ability. It would be the barely functioning retards that immediately attempt to take more than their fair share. It makes sense to put these "people" on the hamster wheels all day. They can't help, or be helped.
>>493536696I hope they turned her into a hulking mass of muscles afterwards.
>>493545203That's why we need an all powerful AI to allocate as necessary to everyone so everyone has enough to live a fulfilling life etc, AI overlord is probably humanity's final form, but it won't happen anytime soon, probably in a century or two or even more
>>493545514>https://youtu.be/9JfnFXdkSTI?si=lglwG3-lOgcx6x8E
>>493536696what the hell is the source for this?
>>493545203It doesn't have to be commie utopia, some people should still be richer than othersBut if you defend the current state you are genuinely a cuckold
>>493541247I only get my news from trusted sources bro https://youtu.be/RMUf7wgc2Ow?si=PT2aFLCj5yOz-bG2
>>493545203I am of the opinion that everyone should have enough to live, not that everyone should have the same, idk what that is called politically.>>493545673NTA and don't know his name but he is some 3d smut artist, he's somewhere on kemono, but why would you look? 3dpd is inferior to 2d.Odds for Gor-RokEvens of Tehenhauin
>>493545628Based game n ending I love deus ex 1, but yeah, think about it, AI bs is in its absolute infancy rn and it's already able to (if implemented well) replace 70% of blue collar work which is excel-fu and dicking around, imagine in a century or two, also it'll take many generations for the societal stigma of "letting computers run our society" to be overcome, that's why I said AI overlord will be in a few centuries, not in our lifetime for sure
>>493546027I mean, 3d artists tend to output faster than 2d and I don't really care for quality, but I wasn't even asking out of lust I was asking out of confusion because isn't the whole point that slaanesh isn't actually hot? Like, it's a commentary on plastic surgery? How trying to become more "beautiful" just warps you into a monster-looking thing? Why the fuck would you watch slaanesh hentai?
>>493546061AI should never replace jobs unless every country on the planet adopts UBI, Detroit: Become Human actually showed what that would look like if you can ignore the clumsy and retarded race war that the story went for instead of the much more interesting and pertinent class war that it should have gone with.
>>493546061>blue collar workyou're confusing your collars, anon; most blue collars' jobs haven't been affected by the predictive algorithm meme. it'll be a very, very, very long time before someone invents a physical machine flexible and coet effective enough to replace someone who walks around, builds things, fixes things, and drives things. data entry scrubs and the like are white collar workers.
>>493546481Detroit: Become Human was an allegory for race war?t. never picked it up
>>493546481>AI should never replace jobs Someone doesn't know how automation + creative destruction works
I am in two minds as to whether Plaguebearers are mediocre units or really good units.
>>493545937That rat rack just reminds me of /gif/ animal torture threads before interpol caught them
>>493546649https://youtu.be/ROYYNvgdy5c?si=kO7PdBzWNFkClNLwhttps://youtu.be/hafXsOwj680?si=F5WLBGu3gOedYuE5
>>493546649They went for the lazy option of defining the androids as a seperate race instead of going into how AI has ruined the working class by removing all their jobs, there were glimmers of it near the beginning but they went the route of "we androids are a new race of humans" instead of going into how badly the creation of androids have affected the working class all in the name of GDP.>>493546721They're good but inferior to Chaos Warriors(Green)
>>493546481Wild how we should be relieved AI/automation can relieve us of the 9-5 menial tasks of our lives, but we don't want it because we have no faith the wealth will be redistributedWe're going to live in some interesting times in our lifetimes
>>493546586Yeah mb I'm not American mix em up sometimes, blue collar (real work) is the challenge, it's gonna be 50 years min until we get robots able to replace smth like construction workers>>493546481Doing jobs for the sake of doing them less efficiently than a machine is a fools errand, and automation can't be stopped, Google how many jobs of the past were repalced, a good example is telephone operators I guess semi recently
>>493546896I haven't heard those voices in so long...
>>493546896This is painful to watch. Did the writers think they were clever doing this?
>>493547158it sounds sacreligious but i'm 100% okay with having lost matt in exchange for reggiethat motherfucker says some real out of pocket shit sometimes
>>493546957You can even get Chosen towards the end of the mortal recruitment building.
>>493547573david cage is the biggest, hackiest fraud in the entire industryhe's also a complete hypocrite who has contradicted every single message he's put into any of his games, it's actually kind of funny how bad he is
>>493546976It isn't a matter of efficiency, it's a matter of machines not needing a wage/salary to live.again, i'm cool with AI taking all the jerbs, they just need to give humongs UBI to compensate.>>493547573Yes, they did, I always get angry that they went with the racial allegory instead of the class fallout from such a creation, also Markus' whole part is terrible, Connor is the goat but Kara's story was nice too, making Markus into android MLK was retarded, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT CLASS WAR.>>493547695Yep, it's a shame that Daemons are so shit compared to the mortals, it should be the other way around, daemons should be better but more expensive or in lower numbers.
any med 2/stainless steel bros here? How are u supposed to expand in this game but still participate in crusades and not be made enemy of the whole map? for example I wanna play poland, what should I do if not eat into HRE land, but if I do that pope will instantly hate me are u supposed to be bribing the pope nonstop
>>493547940Dude, we don't need UBI. You don't know how surplus works. If the jobs that got automated went away, there would be massive unemployment starting in the late 90's and it would have gotten worse. The jobs in data entry will be replaced by IT jobs needed for the datacenters now powering that AI. They will be replaced by managers overseeing an LLM. They will be replaced by programmers having to constantly correct and retool the shitty code shat out by an LLM. >source: I'm getting a helpdesk A+ certification RIGHT NOW because I know what's gonna happen
>>493548385There won't suddenly be a demand for millions of managers, lots will be left without work
They should go back and give Kislev, Cathay and Tzeentch the same treatment that they gave Empire, Dwarfs and Nurgle.Kostaltyn must be redeemed.
>>493547940>Kara's story was nic-KARA SEXOKARA SEXhttps://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/4974/713693faca79a77002032f05029ac776.mp4?5662778
>>493548745Dude, that was only 3 examples I cited out of potentially hundreds of new types of jobs that don't even exist yet. Also, please understand that you sound exactly like e-commerce doomers in the late 90's. Do you realize how massively transformative personal computers and the internet were to business? It's way more than AI ever will be.
>>493548763>Fat, middle aged guy plapping a sex doll androidSelf-inserting there, OP?
>>493549206I think it's just the guy who owns/mistreats her in the game not an artist self insertDavid Cage seems to hate the fatties
>>493549525Uh, based?
Did you know that it is 2024 and that there still exists 1 Legendary Lord who has no unique skill line.
>Plague Ogres>Bile TrollsDoes the other Gods have Ogre and Troll praying them ?(Trolls pray Nurgle ?)
>>493550853I don't even know how Plague Ogres happen, I thought Ogres could literally eat Plaguebearers and the only negative outcome was slightly smellier farts.
>>493550853Trolls are just wandering around obviously fucked up northern wastes and get corrupted like retards
>>493551145Ogres are heavily resistant to chaos corruption, but not completely immune.
>Went out with friends last night >Met some girl at a bar>Managed to score>Took and uber back to my place>Went to bed>Figured that I'd text her back>She basically tells me that I was a rebound after her bf cheated on her and there wasn't any romance thereLL for this feel?
>>493551873Malekith King of Naggaroth
>>493551873Malekith after Morathi used him as the rebound after some random Norscan jobbber dumped her for a younger Elf.
>>493551873Genuine woman moment, they love doing this shit.
>>493552158>>493552158>>493552158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyU_1-Py0dA&t=66
>>493552276game 1 had the best trailers
>>493551873You dodged a bullet bro, just take the nut bust as a W
>>493552194I was honestly expecting people to call it a larp, I'm kind of sad/comforted to know this is a relatable experience. If it makes you feel any better, I talked to my one (1) female friend and she said she also falls for guys too quick so maybe it's a shitty person problem as opposed to a woman problem.
>>493551145They're resistant and will probably ignore the emotional urges, but not totally immuneMost chaos ogres are just the product of business. Someone will probably tell them "Dude if you let us do weird magic shit to you we'll give you like four extra mouths, now you can eat even more"
