World and Rise both KNEELING edition>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/New weapon trailers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7z-ZXbhfoKEO9jJv7a-bG7UcHGTCX5uHGamescom 2024 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myHFsVMQIYw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] >MH RiseSunbreak TU Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/rise-sunbreak/update/en-us/Hunter Connect: https://pastebin.com/Tp9t570yArmor Set Search: https://mhrise.wiki-db.com/sim/?hl=enMonster Weakness Database: https://robomeche.github.io/MHRise-Database/>MH WorldIceborne Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/world-iceborne/World is now Steam Deck verified! https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/582010/view/3738609511464820653General Info: https://pastebin.com/uCazCZBf>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/https://sites.google.com/site/pingsdex>Where does /vg/ play?Post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)>/mhg/ OP pastebin (use this when making new threads)https://pastebin.com/rYHCaKT3Previous thread: >>493481538
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I love huntresses
My gf is a Zinogre
my wife
Playing through generations ultimate atm. I feel like my damage is starting to fall behind, but on the other hand I'm not getting a lot of new weapons to craft. I currently use a long sword with 30% affinity and 90 damage. Would it be better to create either a 100 damage long sword, without any ifs and buts, or even the 110 damage with -15% affinity? I don't know how damage is calculated with all the mini damage LS does through its skills.
>>493537858Forgot to add, I'm still at LR3 so I'm not far in at all.
I putting his head on the fuckin wall
>>493537556What a lazy design
>>493537858just get more affinity and keep the LS that already has +30% nob, damage falloff you're feeling right now is in your head and +10 damage isn't going to fix it
>>493538325Ok, I'll do that. Thanks. It's just that my hunt times have gone from like 10 minutes to 18, so I thought I was falling behind damage-wise as I still face easy monsters like Lambogi and daimyo hermitaur.
>>493538254Nice miniskirt and g string
>>493537858Think of each 10% of affinity to increase your average damage by 2.5%So your 90dmg ls does 96dmg on average while the other one does 106~
Any SA mains here? I'm going through World and don't know what to farm. I've beaten Nergigante so I think I'm decently far through the main story.
Another day closer to Wilds release and the death of the worst MH game in history Rise............
>>493539394Nergi switch axe is good until MR
>>493537495Its called "soul"
>>493539953What about armour? Farming Nergi is kind of a pain since I don't have evade extender or window plus rng decorations mean I cannot slot it in.
>Ha@4YyNYP-PvLumu from last thread is either ded or 1/16
>>493540661this is the true MHF...
>>493540661soleful
>didn't have much of a hassle playing through rise>started some master rank missions and didn't have hassle either>hr50 lets me fight "all mother">i eat shit>geniune having a hassleI don't like this fight
>>493540668I'll put up another lumu later. But now I will play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite.
Kushala fighting anon I apologize for what I said yesterday, I totally forgot this shitmon has the body odour wind even when he is limping, just to be extra annoying even if you best him. Fucking hell
>>493540482If you intend to jump right away in iceborne once you're done with xeno, anything is fine really. If you want some EE or power prolonger/focus you can search for armor pieces with those skills at the smithy then craft and use them until MR
>>493541659Are there any mandatory skills that I will need? On a sidenote is it possible to roll out of Nerg's divebomb without getting tremored. The timing seems very tight to avoid getting one shot but when I do I'm stuck in a massive recovery animation.
>>493541190>getting filtered by risewowlol
>>493540661what program do you use to make webms?
>>493542801give it the shield test. Anything that deals a single tap can be iframed. Anything that tap, tap, taps is a persistent effect so don't get hit.
>>493542801For me power prolonger and EE2 are the mandatory skills. I've seen others replace PP with focus, it's a matter of preference. You can get tremor resistance for the divebomb, but sheathing and superman dive is more effective, you have just enough time even if you get stunned from the roar
>>493542997webm for lazys is the best convertorjust set the encode to disable audio and a 3.8mb filesize limit and it'll automatically give you a high quality webm at that file size as long as the clip isn't like 50 seconds long
>>493537556anon that's just a human with some zinogre bits grafted onto them, you might have brain damage
>only MR200 quest left for all redSorry for photo, save on ps4.
>>493541190you really shouldn't have a hard time if you're already doing mr, narwamilf is a precursor to sunbreak's shtick>big attack after big attack big attack after big attack big attack after big attack big attack just go get guard 5 or use LS
should i use blast on lance or just stick to elemental?
>>493543931I just use dragon for everything
>>493543815This is what autism looks like
>>493544095I thought everyone here played like this, not like this is a new game, just a little bit each day.Real autism is crown hunting.
>>493544187I dont crown hunt but when I get one it makes me :D
Is there a setting so that I keep shooting my bowgun by just holding down the trigger button
I just want a huntress wife that will love me and sit on my face after we finish a hunt, it's not fair
I am going to hunt a dodogama now
>>493532230It is not a larp. I have seriously been doing this since 2021. I won't share evidence of me doing it though.>>493532912I may release it moments before wilds. Maybe.>>493533339Sure.One is a weeb. One hunts so good they're probably a speedrunner. The other one always communicates and behaves in the most bizzare way possible.Two of them are huntresses.One of them always cover their face.Only one of them have had their creepshtots posted here.They rarely hunt in the rooms nowadays.One of them is a god gunner. I have seen them doing 78% of total damage.The weeb's weapon selection is pretty limited compared to the likely speedrunner and the bizzare person. Those two can use anything.The weeb and the likely speedrunner's DPS usually tie, beating the bizzare person's DPS by an average of 10%. But the bizzare person's total damage done is often 20% above the rest of the regulars in average.Have fun guessing.
>>493537393>mhg
>>493545372all me btw
>>493543815you have a screenshot button on your fucking controller retard
>>493545372Where am I in the rankings?
>>493545372>I'm in the top listI will never hunt with you faggots ever again.
this is why non mentally ill thread regulars avoid rooms
>>493545881t. insecure dpslet
>>493545609I can't be bothered to save the image to a twitter account or to a usb just for a throwaway post saying I am one quest away, nigger
>>493545372pcheats were a fucking mistake
>>493545372>GunnerZ*p>so good they're probably a runnerthe dude with no name>weebthe often DBs player with a japanese name
>>493545986t. 20yo balding shitalian
>>493545372Parser will always be a shitty metric to reliably gauge people's performance, especially with weapons that manage meters/charges, bad monster matchups and people just simply arriving late, missing openings or doing the thankless job of tenderizing all the time. Too many variables for parsecunt opinions to matter
>>493546230Wait this doesn't track because none of these communicate in weird waysI can't even think of someone who communicates like a weirdo unless you count the nameless guy not talking at all until you do something he dissaproves of and he spams the angry rajang sticker
>>493545372>They rarely hunt in the rooms nowadays.They'll be even more reluctant to join the rooms with you posting that shit. Thanks faggot.
>>493546673Is the parser in world actually accurate? I've been playing Rise with a friend and the results we get on the dps meter are completely different
>responding to that desperate plea for attention
i don't like the follower system, it's a shitter enablerbut it's an improvement over /mhg/ rooms
>>493546843Hell if I know, people just take that shit at face value
>>493546846Forgot to quote>>493545609
Delete banbaro, bazel and jho from the game.
>>493547032Well if it's like the one in Rise, it really underestimates everyone else's damage so you always look good compared to everyone else.
>>493547169partial agree
Holy fuck, what an annoying piece of shit. Easier than the likes of Hellblade and Boltreaver as this was a (extremely shitty) first attempt clear but took longer than my successfuls of any of the Deviants. Probably should have brought Bind Resist, but w/e at least this boring ass fight is over with. That's:Stonefist EXRustrazor EXDrilltusk EXDeadeye EXNightcloak EXHellblade EXBoltreaver EXSnowbaron EXAll down. Who should I tackled next /mhg/? Can't do Bloodbath yet, as some Deviants are still at high rank.
>>493545881Stopped playing in the rooms whenever they did the human centipede photoshoot. there's just something wrong with people here.
>>493545372Why are you replying to a post that's almost a day old you attention seeking faggot.
>>493548158bing
>beat super saiyan rose MalzenoIt's time to move onto World.
>>493548479it's next exy who finally got bored of shitting up /pso2g/ and is now gonna do his thing here
>>493544016don't fights typically tend to drag on?
>>493547169>delete banbaroBased>bazel and jhoWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>493548158>1 minute leftI can relate lmaofuck that drifting piece of shit, won't stay still for two seconds
>>493545372>Have fun guessingDon't care, won't bother + you're a faggot, just play the fucking game and stop having virtual dick measuring contests with strangers
>>493545372This is actually very excellent trolling to try and derail the multiplayer rooms.
>>493548728>Deleting bazel is bad apparentlyGive one good reason why
>>493545372OK, but where am I?
>healthy threads and lumus>TAs and speedruns>monster hunter itselfpcheats ruin everything they touch
>>493548728Because whenever one of these three cunts show up, and it is almost all the fucking time, I have to stop my hunt to let them beat up my target and wait for them to fuck off. It ruins the game.
>>493548797won't work because the people who shitpost in the threads and the people who actually play the game are two very different sets of peopleShitposting and shitflinging doesn't increase or decrease alongside if a room is up and full or notalmost as if the people who actually play the game don't give a shit about any of this and just want to play the games
>>493547249Parser is accurate for your own damage but its inaccurate for your teammates damage and will always undervalue it.You're not that good basically.
>>493548158If you thought rabbit was an annoying piece of shit then you better gear yourself up for Crystalbeard. Shit gave me cancer and almost made me drop GU.
>>493537393https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/1dpph2v/monster_hunter_puzzle_is_great/
>>493549212cool now go back and stay there
>>493545479You realize that's a child right?
>>493549212>RedditNot today satan
>>493549212Return whence ye came
how are you supposed to avoid MR kulve poledance attack?
>>493546673>join hunt>wallbang>tenderizetenderizetenderize>wallbang>mount>mount>life powder a stunned team mate who immediately gets hit again and lives>wallbang>mount>check parser>4% team DPSt-thanks...
>>493549437Look up and dodge the falling gold
>>493549437Look directly up at the ceiling and move accordingly.
>>493549437look at the ceiling and move to where you don't see shit about to fall
>>493549313that ass is too large
>>493548992I'll give you three:1. His armor2. His theme3. The noises he makes when he's hurt are funny
>>493549064Kek. He's actually the only Deviant I haven't started any of the quest for at all. What weapon did you use anon? I'd like to assume Hammer is a tad less miserable against him by going purely for his jaw.
>>493549730Adept Hammer vs Uragaan is fine. Boring as fuck but the other weapons have it bad where the only good slash hzv are near the tail.
Lv 140 Apex Seething Bazelgeuse
>>4935496974. seething bazel roar after kamikaze
>>493549730I caved in and used valor hbg. I use a variety of weapons and refrain from using ranged but i used and made a whole hbg set just for crystalbeard. That's how much of a piece of shit cancer he was.
>>493547169
Sony wins again baby!
>>493550434But Monhun isn't sony's property
>>493550434NOOOOOOO WHY IS IT MORLD AND NOT MISE NOOOOOOO
>>493549059>He thinks i can't completely shift my personality whenever i hunt in the roomsYou have no idea how much of a shitposter i am in the threads. At the same time, i could just be the most chill hunter that you've been hunting with, anon.
>>493549853Well, that's good to know. Might use the Gore one for it's high crit.>>493550157Damn, I see. Well, I'm going to have to end up switching weapons eventually because Hammer vs Bloodbath is probably pretty awful. Isn't Valor HBG absolutely busted in GU?
>>493550434>snoy got this but had to wait two years to get Riserofl
>>493550738Oh I'm well aware that the peopl I'm very friendly with in the room I have almost certainled called a braindead nigger in the thread at some pointPart of the social contract of 4chan is that you enter every exchange with your guard up and expecting to be an asshole to each other it's not personal
>>493550739>Isn't Valor HBG absolutely busted in GU?It is. But for crystalbeard i'd say its justified. Can't convince me otherwise. Fuck crystalbeard.
>>493550929>the peopl I'm very friendly with in the room I have almost certainled called a braindead nigger in the threadThat's very rude anon.
>>493550357this type of /mhg/ content makes me smile
First attempt at Who Let the Dogs Out and ran the clock out with 2 still in play :/Shit was crazy tho
>>493551154Yeah but I'm a sweetie in the room so it makes up for it
>>493551368Is that a custom quest?
>>493551368I dont get counter guard are you supposed to get hit then let it the big move hit or what? Could someone explain it?
>>493550939Hah, I'm not judging you. I thought about using it once myself just as a pocket weapon but took a long break from the game before revisiting it recently to start doing the EX's. I may still make one so I can join in those Brachy Charm quest and not feel left out kek.
>>493551538Yeah. 2 ebony odogarons and 3 regular odogarons, all AT, in the special arena, 20min time limit.
>he isn't a solo hunter
>>493551538Not that whore, but yesIt's called >Who let the dogs outiircThere's also a quest with 5 AT Rajangs in the same arena, called "Chimp Out"
>>493551730>I thought about using it once myself just as a pocket weaponNot that anon but I'd reccomend it just because it's so funI hate gunning in every other game but Valor HBG is really fun even if it is braindead and ridiculously strong
WhoaWhen is that monster hunter puzzle game coming out I wanna play
>>493551805>>493551781Do these quests replace vanilla ones or add to the existing list?t.never
>>493551687if you quick press, it doesn't hold and pokes immediately. there's a 2 poke cooldown before it works again.If you long press it holds and locks for a few seconds. If it gets hit it immediately counters and can be used again (try it on vaal puke breath, it's 3 free hits).If it times out it will poke on its own, which is a great way to eat shit. Switch to power guard for a more controlled escape.
>>493551938It just adds a bunch of repeatables to the optionals lists.
https://x.com/duo_gale/status/1831308842615120062
>>493551892nta but if you're using valor HBG other than to charm farm or kill crystalbeard you didn't hunt
>>493551938They are added to Optional Quests, they do not replace anything
>>493551805>do Chimp out>Rajangs constantly damage each other>you only need to survive till one Rajang remainsThe Kirin one is way more cursed. Throwing flashes turning your screen black with more than three monsters is also hilarious.
>>493552041So its better to long press?
>>493552078>regular feet, just with three toes
>>493552202lol i dunno. The quick press is an alternate way to hop hop hop poke. The long press, you're supposed to use it like insta block but it lasts 2-3 seconds so it's very low risk to use.If a monster deals a twin combo you'll eat shit, if a teammate taps your shield you'll also eat shit. Good times.
>>493552418Alright thanks for the info
>>493552662Nice super sentai huntress
>>493552078i'm not making a twitter account to see bad fanartpost it in the thread like a man or use 'ecker if you're a pussy
next exy is back? does that mean his boyfriend ryukishit is also back? lol your general gun die huntards brace for black posting
>>493553351the only one that did black posting was you
Wilds tummy
>>493553468So pale...Wilds better let me make a cute boy so I can make a pale femboy alongside my choco huntress
Kushala is cancer in World. I sure love not being able to move because it keeps farting out wind that traps you into a shitty animation where you are trying to recover and getting hit over and over again. That's good game design.
>>493553784>windBut also sound
>>493553468I feel like every time I see this image it's got more jpeg artifacts than before
>>493553784if you aren't mounting max wind aura kush you aren't living
>>493553784How did they get Kushala so right in dos/FU but in every game after he's complete cancer?
>>493553438nice projections faggot you going to project your cock sucking skills next, kraut?
Target camera casualised the series! A lock on function? Not my monster hunter.
>>493554405AI post
>>493554405Everytime I try it, it just rapes my camera
>>493554405>>493554535Yeah I use tap to look, not lock on.
>>493554405>target lock>camera points directly up>the ground vanishes from view>game about careful positioning kills player by not showing their position
>>493554117Kush was ok in GU and fun in Sunbreak
>>493554405The lock on in World is probably the absolute worst action game lock on camera I have ever played with. It actively fucked me over whenever I accidentally activate it.
>>493554868>accidentally activate ithow the fuck does this happen
>>493550434That game's so cute. I hope they port it to PC, I promise I'll be among the 5 niggas buying it Sony.
>>493554405Target camera is okay, people who use focus camera are insane
>>493555103Using the radial wheel. Sometimes if I need to use it quickly I'll accidentally let go of LB too soon but still click the right stick and it'll lock on.
>>493555304isn't dualsense a big part of it? i doubt it'll ever happen
>>493554216the knee-jerk overreaction really sells it
>>493555341>>493554868You do realise you can turn radial menu activation to click-to-use instead of flick-to-use? And also change target camera to tap-L1-to-look instead of lock?
>>493553784I don't understand why they removed his poison gimmick and replaced it with Elderseal which doesn't even work.
>>493545372>weebbecause of the anime nickname? kek
>>493555341yeah, everything on LB has about a full second of lag and it's absolute cancer
>>493555712I do use click to use, that's exactly why it accidentally turns on the camera sometimes.
>>493555802Because ummm....uuuuuh....eeerrrrmmmmm....bleh?
whats the most badass weapon for real men
>>493555994so turn off the focus camera?
>>493556151You can turn off the lock on feature? I remember looking through the menu and not finding any option to just straight up shut it off.
>>493556250>>493555994>>493555712he just said you can turn it off or turn it to LOOK only instead of FULL lock onYou can turn targetting to small monsters, big ONLY, or off as well. Christ.
you don't need look on with mouse camera
>>493556069the one you like the least
>>493556069GS, whiffing TCS gets you all the bitches.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that believe that Bazelgeuse isn't an utterly trash shitmonconcerning and scary in equal measure
Use target camera instead of focus cameraUse the setting to target large monsters only.
>>493556621That's my wife you're talking about!
Bazelgeuse's theme isn't as good as you think it isThe first 4 bars carry it and then the rest is mediocre
>>493556250yes
>>493545372Post you're extreme behemoth proof or else you're just a shitter.
I just...move the stick to point the camera at the monster
>>493557290>controlleryou didnt beat the game sweaty
Look I know all you older players might be a little upset or whatever but us transfolk needed this safe space. Gaming is actively hostile to us constantly so I'm so fucking glad capcom has our back and is giving us wilds so we can just be ourselves
Yeah, I played old school monster hunter games before. I played MHGU after all.*selects striker hunting style*
>>493557737shut up
>>493557737Unironically though the most exciting thing about Wilds for me so far is dressing up my guy in girly clothing.t. faggot oldfag
I killed Kushala on my first attempt after fainting two times. The fight was shit and the final arena he went to was aids with 3 tornados being permanently up. The biggest joke was I went to see his gear and it's one of the only sources of high rank evade extender. Fuck you Capcom.
>>493557952>>493557943>>493557751>>493557737>>493557607>>493557290>>493556767Stop shitp0sting and play the game.
>>493557952yassss bitch slayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>493557952Same
>>493557952>>493558478I'll only care about this if the character creator is DD2 tier and I can make an actually cute boy
h u n t r e s s e s
man health boost makes all the difference against some of these tempered bastards, wish i had more slots though cb wants so many skills
>>493558727Lose to Rajang
>re enginelol or some say lmao
>>493558776Only sometimes
>>493556069All of them. Its about how you use them
God damn I love the gunlance.
>>493550357Fuck you you fucking moose nigger cunt
>>493555418Couple games on pc have native dualsense support
>>493555418Every sony game is a failure on pc and with concord's fabulous performance you can expect that sony will stop releasing games on steam which is a good thing because i don't want to see snoy shit whenever i log in to steam
>>493556069Stopping a charging Tigrex with a perfectly-timed intentional Wyvern Fire.
Uragaan is the shittiest monster and the only one that DESERVES to be deleted from the series, there is no room in my heart for this vile creature. Even monsters like gravios or old world yian garuga deserve love through new moveset or other light novelties. Uragaan is just pure garbage, nothing to gain therefore nothing to lose if he never appears anywhere ever again. Fuck you uragaan and may your creator swallow 100 needles.
>>493556069for me its insect glaive/lance/sns https://www.youtube.com/live/c6xqGMqhXiY?si=7j79UQWNmkc_6QmN
>>493560597>OG Killing Floor shitpost
is there a world pc room up already?if not: r6MXF8aP7nz?
>>493560772You gay?
>there are still people getting skill issued by this silly mud dog
I promise you, not even retarded baby squirrels get "skill issued" by anything in rice pre-sb
...This is my wife. Say something nice about her.
>>493549313Out of 10
>>493561296Towards the end of my playtime I actually started really liking Magmadron and especially the afflicted version, but I never stopped hating the shitweasel.
>>493561738>clack clackZamites but no Zamtrios was the true crime
>>493560772I miss KF so bad its unreal, the fact 3 is going to be a hero shooter brings me great pain. Its like they don't know what made the game fun in the first place. Just 24 retards killing zeds and getting dosh. Hell even KF 2 managed to get 24 player servers going.
>>4935607853/16
>>493562641I was about to very, very strongly agree until you said 24 player servers and not 6 man
>>493562880It’s 2/16
sns is cool
>>493563178i think my game is bugged or this guy blocked me
>>493563201No its not.The X+A attack in Gen 5 is whacky shit
>>493563491i like 4th gen X+A the most
>>493562948*24 players on custom mapsVanilla maps get super congested on servers that allow more than 6 players. But comfy custom KF1 maps with 16-32 people was so fun back in the day. Killing Floor crossover with MH leading up to Horzine creating the equal dragon weapon when??
>>493560785is there any reason why you are blocking random people?
>>493564242Doubt anyone blocks random people, what did you do? Be honest.
>>493564582I died to tempered arena rajang quest once 2 minutes in
>>493563390Lumus have been unstable over the last couple of days
>>493563390I dunno try joining again shits buggy
>>493564582They were wearing layered so they got blacklisted
>>493564582i triple carted in that fatalis quest
>>493550357
>>493552908>i'm not making a twitter account to see bad fanartjesus christ how horrifying >>493552078this is 7 kinds of fucked up
>>493565313Actual cinema fuck this cat is too funny
>>493565468OH THE HU-MEOW-NITY
>>493565667Humanyaaty
someone post the ass webm
>>493566552What the fuck is that palico lmao
>>493565445Canon wyverian feet are pretty disgusting but this coomer managed to make something even worse.
>>493566552Based Cervina enjoyerAlso I looked for this armour and I guess the UHPN one is custom or private??
>>493565667>>493565956>not mew-manity!
>>493566752There’s an ass webm?
>>493566552I know this account-
>>493566552>longsword usernot even surprised
do monsters in World sometimes bug out? i've had a hand full of occurences now where they just started walking around the map incredibly slowly, almost looked like slow motion, and they just let me wail on them for a minute or more without reacting in any way at all. this has only happened since i installed Iceborne.
>>493567287>be me, a monster in the New World>see hunter, ignore him, I'm just foraging>what the fuck he slapped me with a hammer>ah fuck this isn't worth it>360andwalkaway.jpg>shit now he's following and keeps wailing on me>help.webm>this keeps up for a good minute>finally retaliate>now this fucker is like waah why you bullying me
How do I get good at GS in Worlo
>>493558050I think I got it.
>>4935607859/16!! get in here pals! post anything!
How different would things be now if Gen 4 came out on Vita instead of 3DS?
>>4935607859/16
wow, poison sns is so strong it even outdamages element in some matchups
IDK what the ploblem is :|
>>493566552i need this mod
>>493569361fun lance fight.don't forget to harvest its back side when it falls over, there is a huge amount of loot in its back.
>>493567265Yet another based anon
>>493569407I think it’s custom made The cowkini mod is on nexus but no UHPN version
Japanese steel... folded one mirrion times....
>>493569991
>>493569947yeah I looked through the comments and realized it was either paytreon or personal commission
Explain LBG (world) to me. Do I always want rapid-fire for my main ammo? And low enough recoil and reload that I can do it while running?
>>493570605press a button to aim and another to shoot
hi mhg im a worldbab who's played some rise, should i buy MHGU before this sale ends? will it old-monhun-pill me?
>>493569571Yeah it was. Coulda probably had an easier time if I clutch countered more, but after I got chin and tail I just hugged his dingle berries because their 100dmg pokes were just simpler than tenderizing.
>>493571008sure whatever, zoomie. have fun.
>>493571008No, you're better off emulating it in crispy 60 fps and with hi-res textures. You can even play multiplayer with other people who emulate.
>>493569571>huge amount of loot
>>493571091i'm not a zoomer i'm just a pc gamer.>>493571218but then if i wanted to go through the trouble of emulation, i could play any game in the series, making my question beside the point.
Bros...I love my Hammer wife so much! I'm so proud of her too. She matured and got gud between Gen and Gen U!
>>493571613NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>493571613
>>493571397the loot resets when it falls down, and it can fall down a dozen or more times.
>>493571613NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WONT ACCEPT IT I WONT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>493571540>i could play any game in the series,Yes, you could. Anyway, the definitive experience to play GU is on the PC. Don't pay money to have an inferior experience.
Itchy Nose will be in charge of Wilds's G rank expansion.
>>493571768damn I know ichinose is no looker but compared to these goblins at least he looks human
>>493560785Good hunts! Room's like 9/16.
>>493571891but then i'd instead ask which game i should emulate, not about this specific one. i already have several other emulators set up, but not a 3DS or switch emulator.
whats more fun, SA or CB?
>>493572096He looks like the evil second in command from a yakuza game who you beat up before the final boss.
>>493572528He looks like the kinda guy that would get cutscene'd
>>493571802Just kill the fucker already holy shit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo WhooOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH ~ <3
>>493572903it's fun :)
>>493573008>instead of this we get an ugly ass poo in loo boy in wildsit's so over
>Milds
>S. Magala Caressif you insist...
>>493572096He looked better with hair.
Also how come the Caravaneer gets a Halk but I don't
How tight are the twins?
>>493574596I think they're honorary brothers and not twins at allOr did you also think that they came from hell
>>493561705luv me some elephant
>>493568987I would've begged my parents to get me a vita
Does anyone remember the vitaposter?
>>493572335SA
>>493575773already posted it retard
>>493576112Point me to the post in this thread where said thing was posted.
>>493576208>>493550434
>>493576318I thought I checked the whole thread. Thanks anon.
>>493576505i liked your post better anon
>>493576505Wtf you thanking me forWho gives a shitJust post something else instead you monkey
the chad guardthe virgin evade
>>493568987My vita wouldn't be sitting abandoned right now.
>>493576647no need to be this snarky dear god
>>493576589Thanks. For some reason /v/posters are using that game to instigate console wars whereas I just think it's a neat easter egg.>>4935766472edgy4me
>>493576685>*chips behind you*heh, nothing personnell, kid
I was playing monhun then I got bored
>>493576795this is a fucking public toilet threadeither you contribute by posting some garbage to be outraged by or you post some fun shit for others to laugh at it's not complicated you fucking monkey
I LOVE MONSTER HUNTER
>>493576978alright blocked you fucker
>>493548158You're inspiring me to press on with GU, 5th is boring me as I wait for WildsMind posting your Hammer set? I've bounced between Alchemy and Brave, but Adept is probably the juice I need. I don't wanna solo C Fatty again, though
Do you use max Agitator?
>unskippable creditsAHHHHHH LET ME OUT OF THIS HELL
>>493577229yh
>>493573887NOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SPICY WE ARE SPICY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
barefoot huntresses...
>>493577269Skippable gameplay is much worse.
was this general a thing when FU was the current game?
>>493577593NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RISE IS A GAME RISE IS A GAME DR HAN RISE IS A GAAAMEE
>>493577603I think it was on /v/ back then
>>493577603/vg/ wasn't a thing back then anon. All vidya discussion happened on /v/. Monster Hunter wasn't as popular back then and didn't attract as many attentionwhores and shitposters howevermore.
>>493577080would would would wouldmaybe would no would
>he isn't a soles hunter
im a bastard from a bastard
Can I head straight into Iceborne after beating Xeno'Jiva or will I need some gear upgrades first?
>>493579083>>493578671>>493578496>>493578316>>493577842>>493577701Stop shit posting and play the game. >>493560785
>>493577951>nolook at this loser who can't understand the allure of a tingling sensation on the tip of his horn that violently demolishes all forms of thin layer protection
>>493579083>or will I need some gear upgrades first?you need to go on a g rank gathering quest to mine some ore and bones and make a BONED or ORED weapon because only that will have enough DEEPS to make your first iceborne hunt not suicide inducing
>>493537393Man this Puzzle game is pay to win as fuck. Reached lvl 100 and my upgrades don't mean anything. So disappointing.
>>493578316This guy is >>493540661
>>493579449>mine some ore and bones and make a BONED or ORED weaponWould fully upgraded defender weapons not suffice or is it to shit to start Iceborne with?
Artillery Secret (4p RBrachy) for Gunlance.Thoughts?
>>493580009i mean if it has more attack than boned g rank wep then go for it
>>493579225Kill yourself
>>493580045>thoughts on a 20% damage boost and massive wyvern fire cooldown reductionI don't know
>>493578671Same. I'm planning to get a huntress gf in wilds.
Would I be looked down upon if I use a mod to keep all my Guiding Lands zones at level 7
>>493580712no
>>493580712yeah, I'll find you IRL to mock you
>>493580712that's the one form of cheating not even thread shitposters care about
A Monster Hunter game where you play as the Monsters hunting the Hunters.
>>493581082I genuinely can't believe they let that guy present again and then he showed up with the most 2012 mobile app pre-alpha looking bullshit.
Will there be a love story in MH Wilds? I'm not talking about romance and dating sim I'm talking about like having a really well written love story as a side plot from the main. I just want to feel warm and fuzzy while playing the game on release.
>>493581903Yes but you have to make it yourself with a huntress in the lumu
>>493581903you will get to hear of the love story of a kamura huntress and her palico
....chocou
>>493581903they're going to show the beautiful love between a rathalos and vespoid queen while rathian watches
>>493582109couming
Should I just keep following the research request targets for increasing my research level? Even if gives me cancer stuff like afflicted Rakna?
>>493582524yeah do ityou're not some kind of pussy right
What if...what if we fuck our cats?
wait are mantles back in wilds?
>>493582913Do NOT have sex with palicos
WHERE IS IT RYOZO
>>493549437You can put yourself under KT to avoid ithowever KT will not wait for the gold to finish falling so you must avoid KT's attack
>>493581903The scandalous tale of Rathian's interracial escapades will finally be told in Wilds
>>493537393>>493537495>>493540321it should be (embed), not [Embed]
>>493582941yeahit'd be far too hard for third worlders without them and you can't put an "EASY MODE" option because then they know they're being catered towards and will continue to complain about regular (EXTREME LONE HUNTA MUST DIE EDITION for them) mode being too difficult instead
>>493582941yes
>>493582957But...
>>493583090
Sex with AishaSex with KonahaSex with KathySex with SophiaSex with MewstressSex with Serious HandlerSex with Hub LassSex with HionaSex with MinotoSex with YomogiSex with FioSex with LuchikaSex with ChichaeNo sex with Wilds girls.
>>493583475>hiona
is there a video on wilds sns? maybe something like the arekkz video on glaive? although just gameplay is fine too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRLbGf8soo
>>493583475>MewstressWho?Did you mean Millsy, mr. non-player?You also forgot about Catalina
Is the live action movie any good?
>>493583847No lol.
Good hunts
>>493583847no, it never happened, don't mention it ever againn
Sometimes I wish I were a monster.
>>493583847If you torrent it and watch it drunk with MH-playing friends you might have a decent evening of laughing at a shitty movie.
>>493583847I thought it was fun to watch in a “lol, lmao” sort of way
>wilds is set in indiaHonestly I'm still livid that Capcom decided to respect the majority of MH gamers by having the game set on their home turf.Ganesha monster when?
>>493583769Millsy is too young! And Catalina is also called the Meowstress so I didn't forget her.
Sometimes when I'm playing gunlance I like to pretend like I'm a secret walking tank guild military project made to go in and just blow up all the monsters singlehandedly and I listen to bolt thrower when I do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_R1gnOpSg
>>493583847It's terrible, watch Legends of the Guild instead. It at least has some fun monster fights.
Extra good hunts to the anon who had the super clean Alatreon hunt with meI've been reinvigorated to go for a first phase Alatreon kill
If a run goes surprisingly well in a /mhg/ room I just assume you're cheating because the people posting here are insecure enough to
>>493584569Millsy is the MewstressCatalina is the Meowstress, whom you did not mention
>>493585130The people that play in the lumus aren't really that bad at the game, at least if you take the entire playerbase into account. If your idea of a good player is top .000001% speedrunner tier with 20k hours in every game then yeah there's no one really that good but I've gotten sub-10 hunts with people in the rooms even on some of the harder stuff.
I will never join a lumu so I can pretend to be an ultra efficient murder machine
how big of a deal is the multiplayer intended health pools for the hubs in Freedom Unite, 3U, 4U, and GU if you're playing solo? I'm kind of sick of Rise and World and want to play with some more methodical combat, but I'm not incredibly good at thing games and I'm worried these hunts solo will take like 20 minutes each
I hunt solo, teammates would only slow me down.
PARDON
>>493560785idk how many people there were... probably 6+Lumu kicked me out again and I've been playing really bad anywayWant to say good hunts, but feels like all I did was make things worse for everyone else today
>>493585571>20 minutesSome will take you 40+.
CAPCOOOOOOOOOOOOM LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>>493582941Ghillie is confirmedAs for others... time will tellI think Vitality and Bandit and Challenger are a given
>>493577229I use level 5 despite having level 7 available because I couldn't fit it with other skills
>>493585571>I'm kind of sick of Rise and WorldFINALLYINALLY
>>493585754>Want to say good hunts, but feels like all I did was make things worse for everyone else todayDon't be a bitch
>>493585571The variance is pretty big honestly. I've been playing through MHFU again these past few days and a lot of monsters like Rathian or Rajang will just melt in 5-10 minutes, but then in the same level of quests a dual Diablos or Gravios will take 30-40.
>>493585719>gorgonzola>an italian cheesedisgraceful
>>493586129That's the number 1 that comes up whenever this cosplay is posted. It's part of the lore now like mexican Tigrex.
>>493585754It's just for fun dude. Most of the people playing have hunted every monster dozens or hundreds of times, so just have fun. Just don't be a lance guy running everyone down or pierre flying in and smacking everyone in the face every two seconds.
Why am I so shit that I can't get a sub 5 minute kill on Tempered Teostra
>>493582941it's pretty much guaranteed that piss mantle will return
>>493586249>It's part of the lore nowif artbooks aren't the lore then some shit reddit cosplay isn't
>>493585571>>493585780>>493585980>>493585958>>493585936>>493585857Stop shi tposting and play the game >>493560785
>>493586535Kill yourself
>>493586535At this point I'm convinced you don't play any of the games yourself
>>493586470bro? your headlock?
>>493581082>>493581338
>>493586535Fuck you nigger
>>493585571>methodicaldepending on how far back you go, its still the same thing you are doing, just in shorter intervals because of the animation lagGU and 4U you shit out enough damage with the right build that hub quest HP pools aren't that big of a deal, unless you are fighting the siege monsters like Nakaros and Dahren Mohren
lumu?
>>493586659:)
>>493586039>40 minute Gravios questnvm I'll just stick to slop I guess
>>493586535>dodging filtersYou're basically just a concern troll at this point
Why do all the weapons and armour in world look like shit?
>>493585571the only nigh impossible ones off the top of my head are freedom 1 four horns, 4U gogmazios and tri jhento my knowledge, all or most of the other sieges are fair (although for some you might want fortify/adrenaline+2crimson/white fatties are horrible artificial difficulty cancer in freedom unite because of their armour mode, requiring bombing skills and the alchemy guidesns can solo FU ukanlos in 12 minutes, p3rd ukanlos in 8, i dont believe any regular monsters are particularly troublesome in guild except the four horns quest mentioned (dual high rank diablos with full health each using only low rank gear)
3U and FU are filled with tons of shitmons that drag down the solo aspect
I want Wilds to have a super unironic complete edgelord monster with a death metal theme.
>>493587380I don't trust Capcom's sound team to mix distorted guitars with how bad they sound in Zinogre and Astalos' theme
Capcom, hurry the fuck up and tell us if we (human hunter men) can have sex and breed Wyverian women. It's very important.
>>493586941>depending on how far back you go, its still the same thing you are doing, just in shorter intervals because of the animation lagReally I meant I don't like how fast paced everything is in Rise, and World pace in fine desu but I only like maybe 5 monsters in the entire roster including Iceborne. I want something with a roster like Rise but not built with the intention you're just going to do like 10 quests in 30 minutes and put it down
Luchika, why?
Will you guys love me again once Wilds is here? *looks into your eyes demurely*
yeaaa big crab down
>>493587659You, as her husband, should have kept her better in check.
>>493587814Pluck your eyes and shove it up your eyes as makeshift beads, then I'd consider it
>>493586529Exactly. Tigrex never had a mustache because it's not canon to the official sources.
>>493587370Over the years my recommendation for classic MH has definitely narrowed down to 4th. It's crazy just how much crap there was in older gens that could be trimmed down or replaced wholesale.
>>493587642You're describing GU, thenWhen people say it's easy, they're running the most broken style/arts combinations possible. Guild [Anything] and don't use Absolutr Readiness/Evasion So just don't do that (and also speedrun LR because it's a waste)
>>493587659
>>493587659I can't fathom people who use every single hud optionClean that shit up
>>493587370which?soloing FU ive inly really had trouble with gravios, blos and tigrexin 3rd gen, they ruined raths and made them pure concentrated anus juice to fight compared to the fair and engaging 1-2 gen rathsbut other than them idrk any 3rd gen shitmons
>>dodging filters>You're basically just a concern troll at this point>LET ME SHITPOST WITHOUT BEING TOLD OFF FOR BEING A RETARD NOOOOOOO
>>493587659Literally everyone avoids hunting with her and you still ask>why
lance in FU feels kinda bad tbdesu
>>493588141You think Luchika is stable enough to ever settle down and get inseminated by natural means?
I think I'm going to start shitposting and not play the game
>>493588202dunno about the other guy's but my filter is still undodged, you need to polish up those regex skills
>>493587917>Pluck your eyes and shove it up your eyesHuh? *cocks head in confusion*
>>493588168>besarios, gravios>black diablos>laviasoth>rathalos (first game where I despise hunting it)>rusted kushala
>>493588576Yes please do it's such a good investment one post and sometines you earn 3-4 (You)s. Here look.Rise is shit. World is bad.
Stop abusing traps.
>>493589042NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RISE IS GOOD RISE IS GOOOOOOD ICHINOSE DID NOTHING WRONG WORLO MAD
Your favorite monster is Gore Magala, who’s your favorite monster?
>>493589216I'm thinking gore magala
Stop wanting to fuck monsters.
>>493588410Luchika is untameable
>>493589216>doing this same meme at different timezones
i want the monster to fuck ME
>>493588231Luchika being a loose cannon is exactly why she is the only must have in my follower set up.
>>493589216My favorite monster is actually this guy.
>>493589438>gs clips through rajang handsNice quality control, riseys.>>493589573That's a very unflattering image of dinovaldo. He looks like a mongoloid kid trying too hard to be edgy
>>493588161Because I legitimately am able to ignore it very easily.You did remind me to turn off the text around the switch scroll though.>>493588231Because it's funny.
I want to be the monster that fucks
Will there be less gay hunters when wilds releases or no?
>>493589912There will be more, unfortunately
>>493589717He always looks edgy anon.
>>493587998i really agree with thisGU is honestly pretty perfect, and challenging if you ignore the bing (arts & styles)4th gens gameplay but with good controls and more/cooler content>>493588314lance seems to work just fine on this guys machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHs7C0EcciQ>>493588863i disagree with lavasioth and rustedrathalos can be tough with the insta charge but i much prefer this iteration of los over the updated one
>>493590016Yeah but not retarded like the previous image. This one is better.The other one is like him screaming "OMG MY TAIL IS ON FIIIIIRE DO YOU SEE IT MOTHERFUCKER? IT'S. ON. FIIIIIIRE. RAAAAWR MY MOUTH IS SAURON"I dunno maybe because it's a Stories model and looks childish?
thank you
>>493590113evade lance looks so fucking stupid like >uhh you didn't hit me because I hopped 2 feet while your giant ass expanding tusks clipped through lmaoUSE YOUR DAMN SHIELD
I really hope they start drafting Americans and Englishmen for WWIII before Wilds releases. Imagine how good the rooms will be with those two demographics gone.
>>493589573They ruined him World. Why did they wash out all the colours?
How the actual fuck dos part breaking work? No where I've looked has a good answer as to whether all damage for an element break needs to be all element or if you just need to do any element damage at all. This stupid nigger Blangonga is getting on my last nerve and I just want to get ONE fang and never fight this faggot again.
>>493590537the only people playing monhun are too fat to join the army so that will do nothing
>>493589216chaos gore
Sex....SEEEXXXXXXXXX
I'm broke, yet again
>>493590113Figured he would've had the evasion up skill but he didn't. Very nice.
>>493586283I WILL blast you with my gunlance and you WILL like it
>>493589216All Magala variants are my favourite mainline monsters alongside Malzeno and Magnamalo.
>>493590703Oh they'll force those fatties into boot camps. Imagine a room free from a specific english troon. Ah a girl can only dream
>>493590938Fix it
Why is Shaggy so jacked in Sunbreak?
eilumu
>>493590528check 1:17, blocking works too>>493590689blangongas fangs require 1 point of fire damage to become breakableany gunlance can do the trick with 1 shell and then repeated attacks to his face
>>493591185he's muscle have RISEn
>>493591124>convert points into armor spheres>sell armor spheresno longer broke>buy 1 weapon upgradeI am broke yet again
Part of me will miss dangos...
>>493591562I WON'T. FUCK DANGOS AND FUCK RISE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLxudnxY3Zc
The armor sets of the Risen EDs are so cool! Terrible shame we'll probably never see them in another game.
>>493591698so true, i hate mangos and i hate mise
Playing frontier really puts into perspective how braindead and unfun counters in mainline are
why can't join any kt lobby? keep getting that mw error?
>>493592697BLACKLISTED CUNT
how do you even know what to do in frontier with how useless the translation is? i am not learning moon runes
>>493521092It doesn't stop theremake a WATER WEAPONyou will need itfuck that run
The timing for the jump in Behemoth hunts is very strict! Stay alert and have a fun hunts ^~^
>>493587659based multiplayer shenanigans fun haver
i have never fought behemoth in my thousands of hours
>>493592686i kept saying this for years, GU and Rise are frontier but bad
>>493587659taking 5 damage for 5 seconds of iframes? That's a good deal, thank your fellow hunter for their help.
>>493593339clutch claw made it twice as broken. now it's pure cbt.
>>493593239>hiding your name but exposing the others in the lumucoward behavior, dante
>>493593451>>493593013
BEST EntryBEST MonsterBEST WeaponSimple as.
>>493593239I don't know how MMOfags deal with that shit. Behemoth is one of the most unfun monsters they've ever made and even it is complete babby mode compared to some of the autistic raid fights in MMOs.
>>493591185He has always been jacked
I've realized Rise is only fun if you know how and are willing to play multiple different weapons. If you just play one weapon, you really start losing the conviction to do anomaly stuff
>>493594187me on top
>>493594303>rise is only fun if you play the gamewoooooooooooooooow
>>493593851
>>493593796don't remember the translation to be unusable, perhaps you got the wrong patch
>>493593851>BEST Entryfreedom unite>BEST Monstercant bring myself to pick just one.zinogre, mizutsune, copper blangonga are all great but so are many others>BEST Weaponsns
>>493594319you are a good father helping your son learn to fly like that
>>493594303>anomalyShould've never existed. Forced harcore difficulty spike and gacha tier farming ruined Rise.
I want to play monhun but no energies... pls send help
>>493594662>difficulty spikeSkill issue>gacha tier farminggachabrain nigger + doesn't want to hunt monsters + you don't need the qurio to play the game, right? just like the you don't need the birds
>>493594812Sending you energy via the interbuttz
>>493594303"loss of conviction" is not an excuse for Not Hunting The Monster
>>493595193What happened to your knight? Did he get buttfucked by Diablos and bleed out?
Big hunter muscles...
>>493594841You don't "need" to keep the kusoge installed either
>>493593239is it true FF developers designed this fight? kek
>>493593763this is literally from 6 years ago and they were not from lumus (literally SOS)
>>493595590In frilly battledress armor?
>>493594812Must hunt... no. no energies... not sleepy, ate foods, drinked waters... had a sodey-pops incase was caffine withdrawls but no...l-lumu... c-carry me.. onigai...shi...masuuuuuuuuu.............
>>493595345Knight?
>>493596106Are you a cat?
>>493595801I'm onto you ubel
>>493596274No Im peoples
what subculture is she supposed to represent
>>493596624The kind that cant touch up their fucking roots every now and then
>>493596624idk but i hate her
>>493596624Breedable white girl
>>493596203https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/492683367/#q492733098
>>493596624Butterfaces
>>493596624token non-poopgolem character to try and prove that wilds isn't all ugly third worlders
post some huntresses for anon's energies
>>493596106just chug energy drinks like any normal person, we aren't seeing heaven anyway
>>493596624A 10/10 in the UK, a 4/10 everywhere else.
Im about to give up on mhw.Not able to join any sessions at all, and joining quests works maybe 20% of the time.
>>493596984
>>493597029works on my machine
>>493597027She's not exactly a 10 but where the fuck do you live where that's what an average 4 looks like?
>>493596901>the one white woman in indiabruh
>>493597112Its like this for all my friends trying to play with me too, so no, it doesnt.
>>493597161San Diego
>>493597027100/10 in india
>>493597518Yes predty bby, pls show bobs and vagene
When I play Monster Hunter, I'm never horny. I never think about sex when I'm hunting monsters.Getting an erection distracts my hunting capabilities.I am not joking, nor being ironic. This is all true.
>>493597518india and the uk are the same place, like ireland and the uk
>>493572096this nigga needs to hit the gym statim thin as a cracker yet i absolutely mog this guy
>>493597261>implyingI've seen the mexican hambeasts you harbor over there.
>>493597721Being white means you mog practically all asian men by default.
>>493597670how to say you're American without saying it
>>493597721he doesn't eat big (watery ass soup and one slice of fish per meal) and probably does 5 hours of cardio everyday
>>493596836Lol he looks based.
I hope not a single monster hunter game is ever released on a shitty subpar tendie console ever again, if their baby game console can't run a game without having it look like it's running on lowest settings then it shouldn't run it at all
>>493596624She kinda has that ugly anglo pig face, but like, gotta be inclusive and cant have attractive women in games in the current year+9
>>493597670>India>no drinking>UK>yeah you look 18 I guess, I've been drinking tooyeah totally the same u dingbat, you learn about the world from /pol/?
>>493598121anglo pig girls are cute as long as they stay fit
>>493598046i think rise looks fine on pc
>>493585754>webmis the bird animation used when you don't have active quests while the cart ones when you do?
>>493598251Those are called butterfaces
I play GS and hate Sunbreak
I play GS, but not very well
>>493598602>>493598473>>493598385>>493598372>>493598046>>493597974St op sh itp os ting a nd pl ay t he gam e. >>493560785
I play GS and love Sunbreakpost weapon usages
>>493598409i love butterfaces like i love mob face
>>493598728damn.
i can't believe this day would come but i have to admit that odogaron sluts > kirin sluts
>>493598728I kneelI don't know why but it just feels like I can barely use it in Rise, even after getting Strongarm Stance
>>493598883(male)
>>493598728Just buy a PC already
>>493598895if it helps I'm only decent with the weapon and just play for fun. I mainly use Hunting Edge and Surge Slash cause i enjoyed GU's aerial GS very much. Tho the only things i really hunt are Rathalos and Zinogre. Just recently aquired stockholm syndrome thx to joining random hunts so i love Risen Valstrax.>>493599138nah it's okay. Would be nice to play with PCbros but it's all good.
>>493598728I wish I was a Surge Slash enjoyer but I just can't get into it. Strongarm is strong for sure but it's inconsistent and not very fun desu
>Would be nice to play with PCbros
how do you all have so many hunts
I like the vidyagaem
>>493599589autism, unemployment, cheating, or a mix of these
do i get hunter ranks for killing shit in the guiding lands?
>>493597656Anon thats normal.Im a complete gooner but im not attracted to huntresses or monsters.The girls in this series are not sexy in game.
>>493599589I think they are a bunch of very short hunts as compared to longer ones especially in multiplayer situations
>>493599836Yes
>>493599589I only hunt for at maximum 2 hours a dayFU is brutal like that, I need a smoke after every hunt that takes more than 20 minsThats about 2/3rds of them
>>493599517nice nice>I wish I was a Surge Slash enjoyer but I just can't get into it.it's understandable. Honestly took awhile to get into it myself as it was kinda hard to aim, but Zinogre trained me to actually enjoy it.also yeah i really do not like Strongarm Stance in the slightest, and because of how other GSers play it online cause of the barrel bomb trick, makes me not even want to give it a chance. Opinion might change on it but i think imma just stick with Hunting Edge/Advancing Charge Slash
>>493598728
>>493598728Jesus, I wish I could main a weapon this hard. I sadly have a tendancy to either get bored or frustrated and try something different.
>>493600195thats a more reasonable amount of hunts, thank you
>>493599940I'm...not the only one?This general has hope?
>>493599589play the game daily, these guys don't have 999HR 999MR for nothing and it takes a year between base game to DLC to new base game
>>493599589hunts take around 8 minutes on average it's not hard
>>493597656>>493600379Yes stupid, I also hunt monsters to fight monsters and ignore the women
>>493600270>the rare Variant WeaponerAs a die hard mainer every game, I'm shocked and in awe.
>>493600195sissy newfag leave
>>493600737Why are you brown?
>>493600647>Variant Weaponeryou mean a Kishōshu /mhg/er
>>493600379NTA but I also focus on hunting when I'm playing the game. I also don't understand the concept of horny stuff in games/porn games because when I'm fapping I want to focus on fapping and when I'm gaming I want to focus on gaming. Doing both at once feels like you're trying to balance resources in an RTS game.
>>493600554hunts take on average 25 mins until endgame grind where they take between 5 mins to 15
>>493599589I'm often listening to music when i have monster hunter sessions, and time just flies right on by without thinking. I just really enjoy Monster Hunter.
Hammer looks fun, but is it good?
Huh, they made LR Kirin skippableI should probably do that before HR
>>493600785>cant even say anything funny>"w-why are you brown" as a comebackYeah you'ren't fitting in, go back
>>493601024it's good for raptors and brutes
>>493601115which game?
>>493601024Yes, now show feet and butthole
>>493601024yes, it is very good
>>493601172GU, I have one in 10* but the LR village Kirin was bundled into the "fight all the past flagships" tier and overlooked
Why is it called freedom united? What's free and who's united?
>>493601024Thats whats so good about HammerIt's fun AND good>which game tho-Every game
>>493601024take up a trip
>>493601024Id hammer her(ifyouknowhatimsaying)
>>493601024That's an axe
>>493601315Hammer has been in the lower 50% of weapons for like 15 yearsthat isn't to say it's bad or unfun, it's just a factit is one of two weapons that I use
>>493601024stop using dumbass mods
>>493601315what other weapons are good in every game?
>>493601284i knew it was GU.yeah, think even has one quest in Artic Ridge where you just grab the flag and place it at the top and Kirin spawns there too.Think alot of the elder dragons...huh...actually i don't think a single elder bar Nakarkos/Athal-Ka (and lao i guess...) is required to hunt. I didn't realize that until now.
>>493601429SHH
It's a great sword.
>>493601306It's the name of the guild bank which you are sending your guild fees and monster kills to, goy
>>493601429But it identifies as a hammer
>>493601503Shagaru is an urgent and might be a key in 10 because I haven't done it yetthe flag looks like fun yeah
>>493601429did you just assume its damage type in current year? that'll get ya cancelled anon
>>493601612kek
>>493601609>shaggywhy do i keep fucking forgetting he's an elder.maybe it's cause of how easy he is, idk.
>>493601024bro your skin texture,,,,,,,,,
>>493601612
good honts
how do make divine protection go pass 3?
>>493602320morld set bonus from gold rath or fatty
>>493602320fatty armor or goldain
gunlancerswhat appears in your mind
>>493601125sir your edge is showing.
>>493602545I need to burst fire
>>493602545>And I think it's gonna be a long, long time>'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find>I'm not the man they think I am at home>Oh, no, no, no>I'm a rocket man>Rocket man>Burning out his fuse up here alone
>>493601024Ok, so... Im guessing I want max stun... but anything else deco wise other than the normal +atk +affinity shit I should make to include? Its a para hammer if that matters. Feel like Id get the good para procs with base, not sure if +para would be worth it as the mons start building up more resistence/shorter para duration. But then again if Im going full stun, like, fuck it, ya know? More para and just keep em locked down. So idk which way to go with that.
When I played GU I had to backtrack from G2 quests to go and find the elder dragons.There are some advanced quests from villager requests that are the only way to unlock them
>>493602545The annoying little brother that your friend's mom makes you hang out with
>>493602674Keep reaching for that rainbow, Funlanceer
>>493602886they show up in low rank and high rank hub, they just...rotate...but yes they do show up as advanced quests in village, you are correctt. had to get teostra webbing to make Brachy's GS (the Myxo Demolisher)
>>493602917>tfw almost got my friend into monhun>tfw almost got his lil bro into monhun by all 3 of us playing togetherbruh if only
>>493602545I see the next big fuck off attack coming my way that im to slow to avoid so im forced to tank it
can i enter the room
>>493602924>this is in my dragon CB
>>493603465Ok, but do it like a wrestler entering. What song's blasting?
Anything you need, /mhg/? No mess?
Im kinda surprised we haven't been tossed in the /trash/ yet
>>493603542You knew what your where getting into when you pick a new gen weapon, you deviant
>>493603568NTA but:https://youtu.be/WnAWW6Zy1I8?si=WazhkZ6dbWDEK4yKObligatory wrestler smack:ALSO IM HERE TO KICK YOU SUGARCOATED WEEBS INTO NEXT WEEKYOU THINK YOUR PUNY GAGES CAN MATCH UP TO MY SHELLS?ILL WYVERN BLAST YOU SO HARD EVEN YOUR GRANDMA WILL FEEL IT
>>493549730I like to use Adept GS using something with poison. Lv 3 charge swings for days.
>>493602545I see my slow ass stake popping out of my gunlance when the monster has already moved to the other side of the map. I see it fall to the ground and see the slinger ammo reappear as I know I have to sheathe my weapon, pick up the ammo and load up the stake all over again
glad to finally have my favorite set in the series. unfortunately no unique tigrex cb but the nergi one fits it nicely. the cape clipping through my weapon looks retarded though...
>>493603810not enough porn here, honestly
>>493603810Far from it, we need to ERP a lot more
>>493604013what monster is that?
>>493603960Damn, bro, calm down. You dont have to convince me to stay I away from it. I was already never gunna use it.
>>493603810The split thread is in there tho
>>493604013Good Lord Almighty, I do ever so wish nohunter breaks one of my big fat horns, that'd be embarrassing~
>join hunt>Rathalos>will not stop flashing him when he's already landed>Zinogre>flash him every time he does a big attack, making me miss>sometimes 3 flashes go off at the same timeSTOP.STOP FLASHING HOLY SHIT.JUST LEARN THE FUCKING MONSTER.
>>493604326Caesar Zepellidrome
>>493603568https://youtu.be/xLjphhzDDrY?feature=shared
>>493604497
>>493603810Other, worser things have stuck around so we're never going to be /trashed/. /tf2g/ was way worse multiple times over than the worst this thread has been (during the lul between end of sunbreak and anything about wilds) and they were never thrown out once
>>493604497Fear of Rathalos hunts still persist to this day
>>493604704you have the one with Nergi and the guy playing Bowgun? cause that's how it felt fighting Zinogre
>>493604497i die inside when people flash deviljho because he tends to spam the side tackles with the huge mobile hitbox that's easy to dodge, but comes out quickly and makes him more difficult to hit
>>493605031This but mhg quest pack and someone flashes so everyone goes fucking blind.
Should I upgrade my weapon and armor a couple of times first before doing Primordial Malz? Is that how it worked at the time the content was released?
how come sometimes when you flash pod in a modded quest, the whole world turns darkness?
>>493605181i can't think of any reason why you wouldn't want bigger numbers before beginning a new quest
>>493603810You don't know how bad /vg/ threads can actually get and also there's already a /trash/ MH thread anyway
ghs
>>493604013>female mizutsune
>>493587659if you held to the right, you would've missed the bomb and got your cross slash out
>>493587825based.Fuck shen gaoren
>>493605569NTA but I've been to /gig/. i know how fucking uninhabitable shit can get.
>>493587825fuck yeah
>>493598728My switch file is much further along.
>>493607096u lej
Ty for the hunts.
>>493607581I can't make out anything you're trying to say.
>>493605798I know right, the soapy cum is half the appeal
>>493607829its 2010's UK slang for "You Legend*
Is the lumu dead?
>>493607581sanguinity
>morlos
Why do you guys love playing as women?
>>493608209Because I want to be a girl?
>>493607901>UK lingo >when UK is asleep
>>493608209I have a cosplay fetish
>>493608209I don't?
>>493608209I kick anyone who plays as a female
>>493608403if you've ever kicked anyone you're not welcome here
>>493608403Fucking based
>>493608326The ale makes us awakeit makes us STRONG
>>493608493yep thats a kicking and a blacklist for you
>>493608403Proof?
>>493603542No that's the Switch Axe dragon phial. CB has impact and element phials. Not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc6e99zo0DQ
>>493608209boobes
>>493608209Because my dick likes sexy women but I fucking HATE women, so we compromise by looking at sexy fake women
>>493609058
>>493608203Can you not be a "M" nigger for one day?I know you physically cant, but ill say it anyway
Hey guys let's play MHW (PC) and MHP3rd (PS Vita) today guys :)
imagine being a fragile little faggot that actually kicks
>>493608209I don't
post MEN
>>493609418Only if you boot all the skinwalkers trying to play "WOMEN"
>>493609627
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>>493609793Shute the fuck up Please.... shut the fuck up No one fucking asked
>>493607720Here's another perspective of that hunt
>>493608209This >>493608350 but unironically>>493608403BASED BASED BASED
>>493610071I REALLY don't though
>>493608209i don't
>>493610251
>missed the lumuit's over, time to drink until I fall asleep
>>493609627Peniskin (biomale) reportan
mizutsune on multiplayer is a massive shitshow holy fuck
>>493610773>he doesn't like playing "catch the mizutsune"Jokes aside i discovered how fucking horrible it is to fight an afflicted Royal Ludroth.Who knew that fucker had even more mobility than old world barioth?
>>493610773>he isn't a soap hunter
>>493610627Im doing that but while playing world. Wanna do some fun hunts?
>>493612256I'll join for a few if you make one.
>>493612256what's the best weapon to play drunk?
>>493612750will do after this sos
>>493612776gunlance
>>493612776I concur with gunlance
What do I stink of Alatreon
>>493613315smelly
>>493613315Really good fight but Escaton ruins it
>>493613315you did a good job containing alatreon's stench!
pls direct me to the PC Iceborne room, i just got back from work, thank
>>493614186haha uhhhhh
MHW pc lumu roomuZd?$&8YMy-Ai
>>493613431I may have carted 20 minutes in to Escaton because I broke both horns but didn't kill in time.Then I came back down, hit him once for like 16 and won.
>>493542997ffmpeg and anki to remember the commands and arguments.
>>493612776lance with guard 5>>493614268ok, nice. Just finished my drin kso gonna go burn one then Ill be there for team lance
Q1. Is Alatreon really THAT miserable with Gunlance?Q2. What's the best LOOKING Gunlance (besides Metal Rath)
>>493614498>Q2Basic IronRajang
>>493614498Alatreon is kinda just miserable regardless
Im not a huge fan of the fact that something always needs to come out and bother me when I am farming for shrooms or weeds.The dark-skinned cutie handler is awesome doe.
>>493609793based
>>493614498I like the gajalaka gunlance
>>493614778>Aishashe is very cute yeah. Quirky too, in a good way.
*trips the shit out of you with LS*Hah, you have no one else to blame but yourself for not using flinch-free. Now pay the deco tax, unslot that handicraft gem and put in flinch-free :)
>>493614715I fought him with Lance, SnS, and Hammer and it was an alright fight
>>493614996WHAT DOES SHE SMELL LIKE
>>493614778Only 2 of each big monster will spawn per forest trip so murder/capture them both and then farmgive up farming if you've unlocked every large monster spawn btw
>join urgent quest>quest leader is running around grabbing skibidi bugs for buffs>gets them all>abandons questNow i'm all alone against someone else's Valtrax
You ever play MH single player Is it still fun Feel like I missed the boat. I haven't played any MH since Tri and Wilds is going to be on ps5 so I can't go that either
>>493615074I hope they add that shock absorber deco from Rise into Wilds. So the trippers need to make a sacrifice for their careless play not the ones getting bothered by a bad player.
>>493615535no PC?
>>4936144981. All of world is miserable with gunlance2. Malzeno
>>493615535Most of us played MH solo prior to World...everyone should progress the story solo to actually get good at the game. Leave the co-op for farming, sieges or just when you feel like helping people.
I've never da'd so much owari b4
>>493615535Play on PC or Xbox (lol) if you don't have a ps5
>>493615741>>493616050No PC
>>493615535if you don't have a ps5, xbox, or pc i assume you have a switch so just play GU or Rise
There is some insane struggle going on in the join requests for Rise. First time doing it but people going through it on some of these monsters
Does unlocking a "Secret" setbonus automatically grant me that level of skill or do I still need to slot it into the level to get the bonus?Like how Brachydium gives Artillery Secret but no levels in Artillery
>>493616176Stick with GU and Rise on Switch then. They...play quite differently to World, Tri and Wilds so keep that in mind.
Make the new thread
>>493615765World Gunlance is pretty fun imoIt's a bit weaker with the slurry of mods I have (no clagger especially) but still very fun
Well here you go, dipshit. Here it is, the most autistic image I have on my entire computer. He isn't Sonic anymore, call him Sonigger, actually, call him daddy. Sonigger the Daddy Hedgehog.He's your highschool bully, everyone on the campus loves him and cums to the mere sight of him, even the ones that run in fear the moment they catch a whiff of the rancid rotten fried chicken skin rotting inbetween his giant sweaty toes.He literally just shot some poor student in the head with his golden glock, "popped a cap in his ass" as he calls it. And everyone still fucking adores him, everyone in your school is gooning it to his asshole, his cock, and his massive fucking feet that leave rancid craters in the floor.Look at all his fucking bling that literally just says the word "FART". I am being so fucking generous by posting this and letting you see it, it's an edit that I made myself personally. And y'know something funny? I didn't even make it for the retard shaming kink, I literally just have a lot of weird fetishes that compile into this bizarre/extreme image I made for myself. I probably jacked off to it like once or twice and thought "hm, this is a little too weird". But not for you, it's fucking perfect for you. The most retarded image ever seen.Fucking goon to it, I want to see so many (You)s on this image, this is the pinnacle of fucking autism and you absolutely adore it, you can't live without Sonigger the Daddy Hedgehog, save this image and make it your desktop background, and show it to me, you'll keep pumping and gooning your fucking grey matter into oblivion and you'll fucking thank Sonigger the Daddy Hedgehog for it.
>>493616381I guess that's appropriate for an SOS flare.
>>493616665If you have to mod it for fun, it wasn't fun.>>493616391You still have to slot in the skill. Secret just uncaps a skill's max rank.
>>493616391slot it inif secret gave you every skill level, fatty armor would be no different than 1 hit 999999 damage
new bread:>>493617192>>493617192>>493617192>>493617192
5th Legiana and still no frost sac.I HATE YOU, YOU SQUEALING PIECE OF SHIT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>>493615201It's difficult since I am on keyboard and have shit equipment, but sure.
>>493616931No mods on the GL itself anon, but clagger removal really hurts GL the most
