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first for homosexuality
come on, that was a real... what is it?
good early morning /utg/. how are you?>>498341484based
* (It is glad that its artistic endeavors have made it to the edition. It crawls happily.)
el wiwi
A NATION ONCE AGAINA NATION ONCE AGAAAINAND IRELAND, LONG A PROVINCE, BE A NATION ONCE AGAAAIN!!
>>498341512I'm stuffed from eating food for (Canadian) Thanksgiving
>>498341541It's a good Catti
>>498342112i recognize that artstyle
>>498342090sounds comfy, i bet you had a pleasant thanksgiving :D
Did you faggots really create 3 seperate threads
>>498342390This is the earliest one so I'm poasting here, the next one was made 6 seconds later lmao
>>498342390This one was made first and posted first in the other thread.It's the official successor.The others are pretenders.
what would you do if you found a leprechaun
>>498342697is it a fave based leprechaun or just a regular leprechaun?
>no one went to my queen thread :(
>>498342808Early bird gets the worm
>>498342808Sorry bro You can post lots of Queen in this thread if it makes you feel better.
i have some random clip of the sopranos in my queen folder and i keep meaning to delete it but i haven't
>>498343065Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
quee(n/f)
What would Kris's reaction to the GameWeirdo leak confirming Human x Pocket Creatures relations be?
>>498343156its that bit about the fiber optic cable
i should probably look for more queen art
>>498343287Kris doesn't strike me as the kinda kid who liked Pokemon. They're an SMT kinda them.
Update on my anus after my recent harrowing experience: Still hurts a bit. Hoping it will be better by tomorrow, though I doubt it.
>>498343512i disagree
>>498343603what did you do to your anus?do I want to know?
When you nerds get bored of your ugly thread that smells of catnip and grease come to the real thread, it's a real party over there.>>498341436
>>498343287Is the pokemon rape stuff real?
doomin' in one of the many threads
>>498341607
>>498344031i kept going from thread to thread to thread like an idiot>why isn't it showing me the THREAD
>>498343512The Dreemurr Household is a Nintendo household. Kris grew up playing Smashing Fighters and the game with the green dinosaur that gets dropped into pits for extra jump height. Yes, there were SMT games release on Nintendo consoles during the SNES-Gamecube time period, but they were all Japan-only as far as I can recall.Sony was the only one getting english SMT games up until the Wii/DS era.Kris has likely never touched an SMT game.
>>498343881Pooped too big, too hard.It was a hard battle...
Samurai Pizza Fave
>>498344191i've never played much of persona but i remember really liking playing trauma center a while back (like.. a week ago)from what i can tell it's basically just persona but instead of cutting people up you cut people open
>>498344191Even Persona 4 was "wicked underground" culturally because it released in 2008 on PS2 when everyone was playing Halo 3 and COD4: Modern Warfare on an Xbox 360.
>>498344426>because it released in 2008 on PS2this is genuinely insane to me because didn't they even cut off ps2 backwards compatibility by then??
The /utg/ Divegrass Team is doing its seasonal survey to update the players and music and all that good stuff. Don't forget to let us know who you want to see on the team when the next VGL tourney starts in seven weeks.https://forms.gle/uF3GFPEsYXJrqEbM7
>>498344161There is no THREAD!
>>498344509Yeah, and Golden was originally released exclusively on the Vita. I only know the Vita exists because my roommate bought one so he could play Golden. At least a PS2 was like, $20 in 2008 and could be found incredibly easily at any pawn shop or vidya game store still. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9Oqm0Dt60
i don't remember the spamtotem but i definitely remember the meat spamton. i was there for that
>>498344426>P4 was release on PS2, 2 years after PS3 was already outDidn't know that lmao>>498344509No, PS3s had backwards compat up until the 2009 models.
>>498344061Yes
>>498344898nuh uhsource: have a 2008 ps3 with no ps2 compatibility
>>498342808Queen's an ugly character desu. Even with all the tits and ass people plaster on it.
Why are there three threads?
>>498345016i like this new baiting tactic
>>498345016You only hate her because she's not underage
>>498345016yeah if she was an underage boy you'd like him
>>498345157they were made seconds apart just one of those things
>>498345163>>498345187I don't care for Lancer.
>>498345293Why not? Is Lancer is too quirky and mascot-like to appeal to pedos?
>>498345432Lancer is too round and not little-boy shaped
fave is watching a playthrough of Silent Hill 2 Remake late at night
Lancer is American little boy shaped
>>498345432Unfunny comedic relief character for the vast majority of the chapter. Lancer's relationship with King is probably the only interesting thing about him.
>>498345719He’s obviously German little boy shaped. I can easily picture him in a lederhosen.
>>498345530this is the type of asriel image that I don't add to my filters.
>>498345825why are you filtering him tho?
>>498345851>fur clothingough>on a guy
>>498345798i'm sorry that you can't goon to him sweetie.
>>498345957I accept your concession.
>>498345432lancer is too epic and awesome-like to appeal to losers
>>498345894i don't filter you but i can 100% see why people would filter you
>>498345903what's this fur clothing bit.i don't get it.
>>498346042t-thanks I guess
YOU THREAD SPLITTING FUCKHEADS CRASHED MY CROMEBOOK AND NOW IM FORCED TO LOG BACK INTO A FUCK TON OF SITES, FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED ZOOPHILE FURRIES. (im also forced to wait 15 minuets, fuck you)
>>498346108new gimmick
>>498346042No one actually filters Asriel posters considering the amount of angry vagueposts they get.
This 9-year-old VG thread still makes their shitposts the old fashioned way
Undertale/Deltarune?
>>498346534That's the title of the general, yes.
it's late
>>498346619The title of the general is Undertale-Deltarune, you retard.
>>498346042It's less about the mask and more about the creature that wears it. I only filter the boring asriel images that would only ever be used for avatarposting, and the especially pedophilic ones. Some asriel art is funny or otherwise worthwhile, and (at least in theory) azzypedo isn't the only guy posting Asriel, so it'd be silly to filter every single image with Asriel in it.
>>498346770No?
>>498346803teehee i lied
fave got outed as a child toucher in the game freaks leaksI'm devastated
>>498346782>kingfag behavior
>ppfreak not being the most hateable poster in a thread challenge: impossible
>>498347257it’s called a humiliation fetish sweaty don’t kinkshame
Can Fave pull off the Crash Bandicoot dance?
>>498347102>trying the bait again
>>498347630It's not bait if it's true
>they don’t realize bait has a cooldownget new material
ok, now that im a little less mad, what happened last thread.
no one tell him
>>498347707Somebody posted an image of Toriel at one point.
>>498346436Holy fuck it just hit me that Undertale is ACTUALLY 9 years old.oh no...
today is the thread’s birthday
ok im going to bed now can you guys queenpost in my stead
>>498348134does queefposting work for you
>>498348134Sure
>>498347707You FLED
>>498348423he did, yes.
Thread No.498348423I went to bed. I thought that everyone moved on so I went to bead.
deltarune chapter 3 comes out but it’s only the intro area
>The heroine appearsThe heroine appears
>>498349193heroin
GOAT
>>498345157when i said i installed male pronouns kris mod the thread went to war
There should be a mod that gives they/them pronouns to every character for maximum outrage
>>498350403To every character but Kris
you should be able to give the vessel male or female pronouns and when it’s discarded with NO ONE CAN CHOOSE WHO THEY ARE IN THIS WORLD. kris gets the opposite gender of what you picked
>>498341429I will never understand these threads.
>>498351190what's not to get? it's a place for discussing undertale/deltarune
>>498351347undertale/deltarune?
>>498351404Yeah
>>498351615chat is this real
are we in a timeloopguys im scared
>>498351828>are we in a timeloopno this is a timepoop
>>498351828lets hope we dont get a bunch of dead anons lying around
Tangy come back. You can blame it all on me.
>>498352104grim
>>498351828that's how deltarune ends.
how do the deltateens feel about the use of animals in scientific researchlike if an experiment needs you to deprive a rat of water for 24 hours is that fucked up or important for progress
>>498352296snowy's really fucked in the head so he'd say it's a thing that needs to happen and monster teen would go along with it but secretly whisper to kris for help who just sticks their hand in the electricity cage along with the rat in response prompting monster teen to realize there's no escape from their hypothetical "i'm surrounded by psychos" cage
non-binary twink kris
femkris is the best kris
sauce on uncropped por favor chads
>>498355351at least that one consensual (captcha: [s4s]... j/k)
I love my fat cat wife
rlaslei
Fave just got fanum taxed while streaming with Kai Cenat
fave needs his daily galaxy gas, prime and lunchly for the day.
all of you are my loved ones :)when I have dreams I see you guys :D
>>498360085thank you fren :Dlove you too :D <3
all of you are my hated ones :(when I have nightmares I see you guys D:<
>>498360085why thank you anon, just for that, heres a (you)
>>498351347Yeah but sometimes it just goes apeshit
>>498360085when i dream i see a large green man with billiard balls for eyes staring at me
>>498363952what is fave’s classpect
>>498365148i think kris would be prince of breath?
>>498365359princes seem to be lacking in their aspect, and since breath is the aspect of freedom it kinda just made sense
>>498365359what is the nonbinary form of prince
>>498365603maybe its liege?
>>498365672although... maybe it not having a nonbinary form would match theme of kris being stripped of freedom, they dont get to choose what they are and are instead forced into a masculine role
R.A.L.S.E.I
>>498368537RALSEI, too, is an acronym.
>>498365367me
>>498367776HOLY SHIT IT'S DA JOKER!!!
>>498369000It stands forRatAssLigamentSexExcrementInterplay
>>498370639>Ratuhm, cheesed to meet you
>>498368537>>498369000>>498369558>>498369649>>498370639>>498370698samefag btw
>>498370915grim btw
eldritch horror twink kris
eldritch horror femboy ralsei
Post Kralsei. Like the actual Kralsei, not the ship
>>498371649instructions unclear
>>498371649Instructions unclear, poastin' gay sex
>>498371734>>498371961me thinks the instructions were very fucking clear
What if Lawrence of Arabia fell into the underground?
>>498371995Kral... ship...?
what if a random mid-medieval era knight fell into the underground?
so, chapter 3 when?cristmas this year?
Story of Undertale
>>498373431IFELLFROM THE LIGHT
>>498372368The popular opnion on this is that since Frisk is just a child and is capable of killing everything in the underground, an actual trained and armed warrior would be unstoppable. However, it's very apparent that the whole "humans are stronger than monsters" thing is propaganda. The only source for that is random books and stuff. Factually, we know that at least 6/7 humans who fall underground (post Chara death) are successfully captured or killed by the royal guard. Furthermore, we know that none of the previous six humans left a massive impact on the underground's history. There's no accounts of one of the humans going on an unstoppable rampage through the underground or anything, or really any evidence in the underground that any of them were there aside from their items laying around. Undertale humans are likely just as powerful as real life humans, with Frisk being an outlier, and only due to their saving and loading powers.A trained adult knight would be physically stronger than Frisk, would start with more effective equipment, and as a warrior who's likely killed people before, would have a higher LV, so he'd have far better stats overall. On the other hand, this hypothetical knight has no saving powers, so death is permanent for him. It's safe to say that none of the monsters in the ruins would be a match for him, but he'd eventually run into Toriel, who could easily incinerate a normal medieval knight, if she wanted to at least. So the first major obstacle for the knight is to win Toriel's favor, and he doesn't have the advantage of being a small helpless-looking child that triggers her maternal instincts, so if he's been killing everything that he's encountered up until that point, he's probably screwed.
>>498373769All those six humans were probably children (fits thematically + Toby said so in an interview) and even if they weren't there's no reason to think they'd hold up against trained combatants. "Died eventually" really tells us very little.Pic related confirms that at least some of the other children could reset. That lines up with the mechanics explained in game, where having the most determination lets you reset and human souls in general have a lot of determination. Probably the knight would be able to reset.You'd expect previous massacres to be mentioned at some point though yeah. I don't see that as hard evidence but it's suggestive.
>>498344191Counterpoint: Krisp is Toby's self-insert who loved pirated fan translated SNES JRPGs including SMT which is how he ripped it off in the first place
Has anyone made a Toriel but Seriously Trying to Kill You fan fight yetA Toriel Disbelief if you will
>>498373769>However, it's very apparent that the whole "humans are stronger than monsters" thing is propaganda. The only source for that is random books and stuff.this always reads like someone trying too hard to outsmart the plot because they have a schizo moment and view the story from the framework of a 100% diegetic setting instead of a fictional story that has a specific intent from the author desu
Where does his guy fit in the deltatale mythos?
>>498343065Let those files be. She's watching them
>>498341429Can't let the thread die... Please bump
>>498384094a simple ralsei please
>>498384094kris if Real
What if Kris from Deltarune were a girl
>>498384094Flowey using his voice mimicry abilities in a prank call
>>498384746
>>498384249What a good friend Ralsei is, helping Kris with his art homework and teaching him how to separate complex forms in simple shapes!
>>498384675Kris if reak
>>498385239cute
>>498386212Just like my fanarts
>>498384828"Check this out, loser"Then he proceeds to scream in December's voice "HELP ME" until they have to hang (he's using your phone btw)
G.O.T.E
>>498387964My belowered
>>498387146Epic prank (I have so many questions.....)
>>498388123my begoted
>>498388368Ask them right away
>>498388772noh~
>>498388772Does this take place in Deltarune's universeHow does he know what Dess sounds likeWhy is he using MY phone
>>498389317If you wanna I guess, lets say The Holidays are just part of the monsters from the underground that didn't show up Flowey is sadistic enough to research everything he could just to make the prank callHe's an ass and doesn't want HIS phone to get flooded with calls
>>498384094mettaton EX and frisk please
https://soundcloud.com/usretold/batter-up
Chat is this canon?
>>498390405AND asriel
>>498392267yes i was the fisherman
>>498390405Nuclear bomb vs coughing baby
>>498344603we need more "meta" playersthey're what makes it a /utg/ team and not a generic undertale/deltarune team
>>498392325Not today, Asriel poster
>>498394061truthnuke
this thread is so boring it put my pet dog to sleep.say something cool and not gay for once.
>>498394061Yeah, we really need to add DiscordDickcheese6969 and his wacky antics to represent /utg/ and paint the general in a good light. Pic related
>>498394941>we need another pedophileuhhhh
>>498395667Are you trying to make a retarded drama post or are you too stupid to understand sarcasm
>>498395904a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.column B if it makes you sleep better at night.
>>498395904since discorddickcheese6969 isn't real it would be very hard for them to be a pedophile so i'm going to have to say that they were just playing into the joke you autist.
>>498393487that's one tall baby...
>>498394941yes. our team should have a nazi flowey, doomer ralsei, berdly with massive anus, spade king with a noose, a shota asriel, another shota asriel, an au sans, and why not, add a soijak too.
>>498396646now he gets it he's seeing the vision
>>498396646Hyperdeath and Kid Asriel as one player with the name Asriel AND Asriel would be pretty funny
Smartly dressed gotes!
Happy Columbus Day, /utg/!
>>498396853I can't decide whether I'd prefer hyperdeath asriel to be giving a piggyback ride to kid asriel while playing football or it being the other way around
>>498399006Did you know that like Ralsei, Columbus was recently found to be Jewish.
>>498398160Dressed to kill and probably will
>>498399670>falling for disinformationSilly Kraut, that was a lie!
>>498399670wow they're just like toby
>>498399976Oh that silly Chara
grugsei when
>>498399932>"NEWS: Gotecoin price skyrockets! It's developer says he can't open his eyes from the smugness."
>>498400448My stockpile is gonna skyrocket when Asriel is revealed to be a major character in the second to last chapter of Deltarune. Just in time for my retirement
kraut have you tried jelqing
sup guys who's le epic thread personality today
>>498394061yeah i've been saying this for ages (literally never said it before) but it's definitely how i've felt.only people who oppose it are /pol/fags who'd have to learn shit about the general they're shitting up
>>498401226Numbersbased is here
>>498401393thank you, you too :D
Cuck thread got bumped off the board
The poster below me is a typhlosion
guys i think i have typhoid help
>>498402882oh no please don't have my children
when is toby going to give us human x monster breeding lore
>>498402998what even is typhoid
>>498403039At the end of the snowgrave route
>>498403039Worldbuilding or in fact having a setting at all is NOT QUIRKY
>>498403129Google.com
>>498403039Never because it would reveal too much.Like Boss Monsters being part Human Monster hybrids.
>>498403376yeah it's just a cold or something house md lied
>>498381001hes the one pulling the strings...even more diabolical than goonster...the mastermind behind it all...
i keep wanting to queenpost and reply at the same time because of the maniacal slowdown /vg/ has nowadays but im worried it'll end up being an avatarfag situation>>498403406so like those amalgamate things in the true lab?
>>498403441more mouse bites for you
>>498403679>im worried i'll end up being called an avatarfagwhy so worried about that, just post what you want
helloi am undertale player
>>498403679>so like those amalgamateNo.Amalgamates are monsters fused together.I'm talking about a Human and Monster getting it on and having a kid and their offspring being a Boss Monster.
>>498404752oh
if a post is made during the dead hours is it really posted at all
if Kris watched porn on the laptop and jizzed on the screen would Queen experience it as being a facial?
>>498403679>i don’t want to be an avatarfag>but also i’ll introduce myself every thread and say how i’m only going to post this character and attach images of this character to every single one of my posts
>>498405151does kris even have a dick
>>498405205yeah believe it or not i come to this board website to talk about things, otherwise i'd just post images of queen without any wordswhich to be fair i do remember some guy sending photos of like waterfall art without captions during flat hours in like 2022? holy shit that's a throwback
>>498405219kris has a big blue cock
>>498405219You can replace it with squarting in this scenario if you're having trouble imagining Kris with a penis
>>498405423proof?
>>498405473the proof is in the pudding
hey guys i haven't been to the threads for a few months now, anything interesting happen while i was gone?
Reshape me, remake me.Baptized in sweat, in the crevices of the outcast and crestfallen, lecherous and lameMy new image shall be one of shapeless love
Fave gets a wang adjustment...as in Mr. Wang comes in with a big wrench to readjust Fave's nuts.
>>498406113who are you again?
>>498406252it’s the gotefag that says good morning or nighr every day
>>498406113A couple hours ago you were here and you were posting and stuff and we all had a really gote time, you would have loved it
hey guys i was away from the thread for a few seconds, did i miss the chapter3 drop?>>498406704aw shucks, i can't believe i missed all that :/
Confess.
>>498406862I've killed 47 people.Not a single body found.You can't find what pigs have already eaten.
>>498406945very telling
>>498407229You're next faggot.
>>498407267grim
For a period of two weeks Kris would draw nothing but a character they dubbed "Spider-Chungus"
>>498406862I just killed 30 green dragons in Runescape.
>>498407682>bad dragon genocide
>>498406862I often masturbate until I'm in physical pain.
>>498408005same
Do any of you retards have that one slightly disturbing pic/comic where Frisk, as Ambassador of the Monsters, shits bricks when the father of the Yellow Soul kid inquires about what happened to his child and the other souls?
>>498406862i am not gay in the slightest but the idea of kris with a large blue cock that has a purple head is very interesting to me
>>498407682I'm rewatching Disney's Brother Bear movie because the main character (Kenai) is really attractive and handsome, it makes me wish he wasn't voiced by the guy who played Joker in 2019. You can probably imagine it's a bit distracting
>>498408469interesting
>>498407682Update. I'm level 56 prayer now from all the green dragon bones I buried.
I don't know why I replied to >>498407682 and not >>498406862, I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something
>>498408853This image would be better if that was regular Sans instead of Sans in the AU where he is retarded fuckmeat for other Sanses
>>498408943your subconcious is trying to tell you that you are gay
>>498408714Rape the joker instead, you know you want to
>>498408469Which one?
>>498409559huh
>>498409695hmm
>>498409740wuh
>>498409813wat
EHH???
>>498409559>>498409695>>498409740>>498409813>>498409913all numbersfag btw
i met /utg/ in a grocery store and he kept going HUH HUH HUH at me
Fish I wish
>>>498410026>>>498409559>>>498409695>>>498409740 (You)>>>498409813>>>498409913 (You)>all numbersfag btwalmost
Fave broke their arm and is completely zonked out on the opioids the Doc gave them.
>>498410026>498409559>498409695>498409740 (You)>498409813>498409913 (You)>all numbersfag btwalmosti should probably have formatted my reply like this in hindsight
>>498410683fave is a lucky bastard
>>498410834based? based.
fave booty so good it gives people heart attacks and kills them
Have a shitty night!
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow frens.
>>498411992this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
>>498410834Me on top
>>498412113this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
>>498411992Shit night>>498412113Gote night
Lancer shot dead in Houston
kyara rabu
>>498396646>kingfag was the real king of hyperdeath all alongo' i'm laffin
Toby Fox-aru? Who arr you-a talking about? (raugh)
Noelle has a big butt!
>>498413139Speak English before I plap you, Chara
>>498414751no, she's on the track team and has a small and firm butt
>>498414751>>498414812either way is good
Is Robungo doing music for the Switch 2 Pokemon game
https://files.catbox.moe/5xn1ml.png
>>498415904Undertale Yellow if it was good
i don't trust silently dropped links in the middle of the night.
>>498415904Why did she do that
>>498416154it's literally just a big-boobied fox woman
>>498416154It's 2 pm in the afternoon
>>498416291kraut lives in germany. he's turkish though
>>498415904MOTHER'S LOVE
i have like two sans images
>>498416605i'm glad you saved the sans image i just posted
>>498416605Mike...
>>498416291~20:30 (NCT - Non-Canon Timezone) canon in eurabia.
>>498416758how is 20:30 considered the middle of the night anywhere?
>>498416694yeah my utg folders just have random shit in them, alphys has like stock images and the box art to kane and lynch 2 dog days
>>498416605why is there burgerpants in your sans folder?
>>498416408>Fave LOVES turkey (albania tier nationalism)
>>498416849you're the guy who talked about how a kane and lynch inspired found footage action movie would be a cool idea right?
>>498414901UNF
What if fave "walked the plank"
>>498417093holy shit that must have been years ago
>>498416849>Kane and lynch box artDamn, I remember that bit from back in the day
i can't believe my underrune folder is only 760 MB when i've been coming here for 4 years
>>498417406mine is only 430 mb and half of that is just pictures of fave.
>>498417770my fave folder isn't even 7 MB
>>498416849I had an Alphys and Undyne themed edit to the box art to Kane and Lynch 2 but I think I lost it when my main SSD died and it would have been so epic style if I could have posted it just now
mines is 188mb and 60mb of that is queen
>>498417937is the 60mb the part with all these nice asses?
shoulda just lied and said it was like 3gb and 2.99gb of that was queen
I'm very picky with the images I download. So I barely download any.
>>498418746Same but my UT/DR folder is still almost 5 gigabytes
holy fuck shut the hell up no one fucking cares
>>498419579I only download images from /utg/. Just so you know.
1123 days
>>498417230Yarr! There be treasure! Time to plunder that booty!
>>498419579you mean you don't care.I care.you seem mad.
I just realized what it is about the full Power of NEO that I didn't likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZWAnyjYB4Why the hell is there no sax soloUndyne got to keep her ZUNpets
>>498419765ah, 1123. a number that is satisfying because it has 123. i cannot wait until number 1234. that will be even better.
What if fave was 8 and kept using the word "minging" but kept pronouncing it wrong
>>498420208did you like 1111?
>>498420398yes, i enjoyed that too. i like numbers like that.
>>498420208Chapter 3+4 will be out before day 1234 though
>>498420308kiddoinnocent correct pronunciation
>>498418202>morally opposed to monarchiesthis person is amoral.>https://youtu.be/R_1SbOoPS2U
>>498420308it is fookin minging suck your dad
>>498420559you're a monarchist?
>>498420559kraut what the fuck are you talking about i've been posting nothing but queen for the past three days nevermind months or years ago
>>498421537retard-kun...
>>498420559Fake Kraut
>>498421575oh to be entirely honest i never really looked at this art since it's self insert sloppa
do you think toby has played yellow
>>498421835His wrist hurts too bad to play it ohh what horrible wrist pain he can't play it ohh too bad
Brother Bear is stupid. Stupid contrived conflict at the beginning and getting turned into a bear forever is a raw deal, enjoy not being able to ever talk to your family again dumbass. Said fave
>>498421969i always roll my eyes when people like robert complain about shit like this as if they don't either making one game every 8 years, making videos playing video games and saying "woah that's crazy" or live streaming going "woah that's crazy" and making more than four working class men ever willi'm not even that leftist this is just jealousy
>>498422319toby barely complained about his wrist pain, and it's a valid problem for someone that does a lot of coding and writing.
>>498422319can you tell i cut some of the sentence out halfway through because it felt weirdnow i look like an esl sorry kraut-chan
Did toby ever hire a surrogate wrist like he said he was going to?
>>498422127Thaaat's Politics!
>>498422319>word salad
>>498422127>Brother BearI was too old to be watching stuff like Brother Bear when it came out. How old are you? You must be a child or something...>Brother Bear came out in 2003Ough i've wasted my life.
>>498422448yeah i didn't even know what the guy was referring to, does he mention it in a newsletter or something? i kinda zone out when it stops talking about dr progress and goes to "i made another collab with some japanese artist haha don't question me as to why i've been making this for years">>498422621i had the part about making more than anyone part before the what they do part and it was grammatically correct AT FIRST i swear
>>498422751yes
>>498422319Why did this turn into a rant about streamers halfway in?Toby's got money because he actually worked and produced something that's popular, I wouldn't really equate to just reacting to someone else's content and getting rich off doing nothing.In fact Toby is funding people like that, how many youtubers have made a living off the back of Toby's work?
Can you solve it, /utg/?
all /utg/ gangraping Noelle this winter
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>498423039No
>>498423031idk i don't watch streamers too boring
>>498423031While looking for a good cover of Heartache (there were none) I kept running into videos like "Music Teacher Reacts to Undertale Music" and I'm just thinking like who the fuck cares, Toby's a world-famous millionaire musician and you're just some dude nothing you say about him matters either wayThat is to say FUCK YOU WHORE DOG GET ME MY CHAPTER NOW
Snuggling Noelle for warmth this winter *And baking gingerbread cookies with her
>>498420673no, but i am not morally opposed to it.if democracies have taught me anything, then its that people can be convinced to vote for thing that go against their own interest and that if people cannot be propagandized, they are publicly maligned and coerced into voting the more "legitemate" option.when that fails, i have seen those in power alter the results of elections to secure their reign over the blind commoner that are too busy to care.democracies become obsolete when people understands that the system asks its citizens a question and will ask until it hears what it wants to hear and the moment people understand it, the sooner the Reichstag burns another time and that system will be replaced where the citizens are not lied to about the freedom of choice.>Und welche Zeichen am Himmel stehen, Wind oder Wetterwolke,>sie gehen mit dem Pöbel stets, doch nimmer mit dem Volke.
>>498423039>Sans changes the gravitational field of earth
>>498422581Heh... [spoiler_____[/spoiler]>>498422642I feel that way about people who watched Teen Titans Go as a kid and then I also have a small moment of self reflection>>498423039Chara is fucking tiny
Pesky clown
>>498423519120 pounds isn't that small for a child
>>498423384ok incel
>>498423659im 6 foot tall and i'm 130lbs that child is emaciated
>>498423829nigga YOU'RE emaciated holy shit
>>498423785incelle
>>498423829>anon is a skeleton
I love looking at this deltarune theory (see: fanfiction) blog on tumblr because it's like looking at a dark mirror of myself. This guy will bring up his fanon as if it's established fact and I'll angrily disagree with him in my head because MY headcanon is WAY better than his.
>>498424029link?
>>498423384You sound salty that people don't want to kill minorities like you do.
>>498423829look up the average weight of a child
>>498424141>kill minoritiesnot everything is about you, anon.
>>498423829>baby bones in the thread RIGHT NOW
>>498423039yes I can.
>>498424090It's the person who ships Dess and Gaster
>>498424594i don't use tumblr so that doesn't help
>>498424562tell pedophiles that minorities want them dead.they'll never touch a minor again.
>>498424594do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
>>498424594Just drop the link already
>>498424753>comparing himself to a pedophile out of nowhereVery telling
would lancer melt if you put him in an oven
>>498425024he would expand
>>498425218inflation?
>>498374679I have two separate counterarguments to that.1. While it's probable that Toriel is picking up residual memories from the last save in that specific scene, there's also a more mundane explanation that could apply to the other humans as well: Every human child reminds Toriel of Chara. She always feels a sense of familiarity with human children, the feeling is just intensified after a reset, to the point where she feels a need to mention it.2. Assuming that every human who's entered the underground has save/load powers: maybe the save/load powers are granted by Chara's ghost? We know that Flowey has saving and loading powers, except specifically when a human is around. Maybe saving and loading isn't just an inherent ability of humans, it's an ability of human/monster fusions, and when Asriel died, Flowey and Chara's ghost inherited some of those abilities. Whichever one of them has access to more soul power has control over the timeline. Flowey is soulless but alive, and Chara is soulless and dead, so Flowey is normally in charge unless Chara can posses a human.
>>498425282His asbestos mining operation. It's an honest living, people still need asbestos
>>498424629>>498424756>>498424769I am being intentionally obtuse. If you don't have the DETERMINATION to find this guy on your OWN, you don't DESERVE to see his TREASURE of headcanons.Or you can just reverse image search I guess
>>498425024He'd heat up until he burns a hole and falls through the floor into your basement
>>498425452exactly. it's stupid to think the other humans could save/load, since that means they would still be alive.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>498426145this isn't an airport...no need to announce your departure
>>498425452I'm a believer in Morrowind logic. Every human is a player who played the game perfectly, even if that includes reloading a million times>>498425959Aren't the souls clearly alive even if they're trapped in a jar. So they're still playing the game
>>498425959Precisely. My second explanation is a bit of a stretch, it's much more likely that Toriel just feels a bond with all human children because she misses Chara.>>498379385Propagandizing monsters to be afraid of humans and to fight them without mercy would be directly beneficial to the goals of Asgore and the royal guard. If you think about it logically, the average medium-tier monster, say around the power level of an Ice Cap, should have a considerable advantage against an average human in combat, even if monsters are naturally more physically frail. Monsters have access variety of magical abilities, always including some type of magical "bullet." Basically they have built-in ranged attack capability. If a monster has the initiative to attack first, before the human can come into melee range, the monster has the advantage. Also, consider that most of the monsters in the underground are untrained, and live in a time of relative peace. During the human-monster war, most monsters would be trained at least to the level of fighting proficiency of the mercenary monsters that you encounter in the Core, and the dodging ability of Sans and (allegedly) Asgore would be much more common.There was a thread a while back where this was discussed at greater length, but the humans were probably losing the war until they made a concentrated effort to kill a boss monster and use its soul to turn one of their own into a boss-monster-level magic user. (which is likely what the human magic users in the intro are, as there's no other canonical explanation for how a human could use a "magic spell.") Even after that, they don't kill the monsters, they trap them underground instead. If the humans had such a massive inherent advantage over monsters, they'd never have to resort to something that unconventional.
>>498426145gote night
>>498426421The Souls are alive but the humans themselves are dead.
>>498426538You're forgetting that the combat system is diegetic and humans get both first go in combat and have enough HP and damage to twoshot a medium-sized monster even if they get hit by every bullet
>>498425510fuck off riddler cunts like you are so annoying
>>498420559I don't really follow what you're all talking about, but herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmsPvtSBicE
>>498426721By game over screen logic that's not dead enough to be worthy of a reload. I'm not trying to make some argument I just think it's interesting
Gaster as P Diddy this Halloween
>>498427046Frisk can canonically reload whenever, which means that either those human souls can reload and come back to life and they're just not doing that for some reason, or they can't save/load.
>>498425452>Every human child reminds Toriel of Chara. She always feels a sense of familiarity with human children, the feeling is just intensified after a reset, to the point where she feels a need to mention it.This dialogue comes after remembering you're piepreference, it's definitely meant to suggest that previous children could reset.>Maybe saving and loading isn't just an inherent ability of humans, it's an ability of human/monster fusionsThis is actually a really cool theory but Flowey explicitly says that it's because of determination:>And when I tried to load my save file...>It didn't work.>Chara...>Your DETERMINATION!>Somehow, it's even greater than mine!Determination is also what allows Undyne to become Undying, both because the narration says so and because she melts like an amalgamate in a neutral death where she can't quite muster enough determination.And Alphys calls determination "the will to keep living", the messages at save points mention determination, de-termination is a pun about reversing death, etcetera. It's a very solid link.>>498425959Presumably they gave up after some number of game overs. (This fits with the game over screen talking about not giving up/staying determined.)
FAVE MUST CONSUME MEAT
>>498417007me when I don't get my beauty sleep
>>498426864>If the zodiac twelve, made the face of a clock, >towards the maritime goat,>turned head should you cock!>There 'pon it you'll rest eyes, it's an ocular feast!>A map, made it myself, 'twas the do I could least!>Harrowing crooks and nannies>and twistibules does it chart!>These hazards, fancy you to brave?>Then this whistle and you, ne'er you'll part!>Should folly be>a stone's throw from ye>blow it times three>and meet you I'll do in a realm that serves stew>and such savories with glee a la carte!
>>498416862SburgerpantsAfterNotSurviving
Whether or not the other humans could save is the only true mystery I can think of in Undertale. Everything else is either barely a mystery or will probably be solved in Deltarune. I personally believe that they couldn't save/load, but I've seen good arguments saying that they could.
If other humans could save and load a power that's mainly used to avoid death, how are they dead?
>>498428420Asgore OP plz nerf
>>498428208genuinely and not in a mean waywho cares
>>498428541Me
>>498428541i care
Fave gets to drive the weinermobile.
Varik goes to UndertaleSans begs him to stop rotating the world
>>498428539you're saying they just gave up and got filtered by the asgore fight?funny if true
>>498428420they weren't built different
>>498428208I can't really interpret the pie preference thing as anything other than an attempt to say that the other humans could resetUnless you death-of-the-author it or something
>>498426794Sans is capable of attacking first. He may be an outlier in the group of monsters that Frisk can fight, but if his check data is reliable, he's an example of a highly trained member of a "weak" monster type, and he has several unusual abilities aside from just going first and dodging. It's possible that monsters can be trained to attack first and dodge attacks, maybe not with 100% reliability. In other rpgs, like pokemon for example, this would function similarly to speed and evasion stats. Faster humans and monsters can move earlier in turn order, more evasive humans and monsters have better chances of dodging attacks. The player can "train" at evasion simply by getting gud at dodging bullet patterns, so we know that evasion in Undertale has nothing to do with level. Speed might not have anything to do with level either, Sans is simply taking the fight much more seriously than other monsters. (Most monsters are untrained or inexperienced, Asgore and Toriel are powerful, but Toriel deliberately avoids killing you while Asgore is hesitant, Mettaton is more focused on putting on a show than fighting efficiently, and perhaps relies too much on his armor, really the only other "serious" fighter is Undyne, who's fighting style involves recklessly charging in and tanking hits rather than dodging anything.)
>>498429065what?
>>498429214If you reset and Toriel asks you for your pie flavor again you can get this dialogue
>>498429509It never felt like that to me. It seems like she's saying that she just knows humans that well, and in this scenario she feels like she knows you especially well because you just reset.
>>498427021czechia is the only slavic country that doesn't hiss and sizzle when you pour holy water over it.>https://youtu.be/55-5Voz0Cj0>https://youtu.be/l8CrpHZDEXgmad respect for the bohemian-bros for being chill.
>>498427286If determination on its own is what gives characters save/load powers, then how come Undyne can't do it? She's pumped full of the stuff. She can remain alive through sheer willpower, sure, but that's not really the same as reversing time. Flowey just had a little of it, and instantly became the default master of the timeline.
>>498429941Flowey has more Determination than Undyne. He clearly got a good amount of it, taken directly from a human SOUL, while Undyne only has the Determination she has naturally, which while small, is still enough to keep her alive for a little bit.
>>498372294Is that a cruse ship?
>>498430670its a krusie ship
>>498430139Asriel died, his monster soul that absorbed Chara's soul was destroyed. Flowey only has the determination that Alphys added to him. Prior to that he was just a non-sentient flower that was storing Asriel's consciousness somehow.I might have to replay undertale if I'm going to engage in more of these types of discussions, I'm kind of fuzzy on where Alphys's determination stash came from, which is probably an important detail. We also might need to figure out where specifically the creation of Flowey lies on the timeline.
>>498431258I wasn't talking about the Determination from Chara, I was talking about the DT that Alphys gave him, which was from a human SOUL.
reminder that asriel still died and didnt come back and flowey is just a clone of him with his memories so the original asriel at least didnt have to go through the whole flowey experince
Asriel died with Chara's heart, the soul of Asriel inherited both qualities of both human and monster.Deltarune established that if yo usprinkle the ashes of monsters over something they like, they never truly die and live on in that object they liked.Asriel really liked chara, whose soul's shards flew every which way in the royal garden, but chara's soul within asriel inherited monster abilities and lives on in the flower seeds that bloomed before the rest - the shard of soul, covered in dust next to something one of them liked was the catalyst for flowey living in that flower, but with the little determination that shard provided, was only dormant.flowey is an incomplete amalgamate that tries to fuse with something that has long died and whose remains have long disappeared. his best friend. flowey will never be fine, because he is a soul-cripple.
>>498431258>I'm kind of fuzzy on where Alphys's determination stash cameExtracted from the human souls with the DT Extraction machine made by Gaster.
>>498430139Ok so if im getting this correctly:Human Determination (HD for short) is the biggest known source of determination we see in Undertale, and it's produced by humans, while Monster Determination (MD) is the one produced by monsters, which is done in a lesser amount but has more physical effects (Instead of being able to reset, save or load, it simply keeps the magic in their bodies together, slowly melting them until they don't have enough left and simply vanish like normal) And the reason (theorized) as for why we can reset, save, etc it's because Frisk has either an extraordinary amount of determination, or by the possession of Chara (or more appropriately, the essence of Chara still lingering in the underground)
all these pokeleaks have me wondering...>what is toby hiding behind the scenes>is there anyone insane enough to try & hack toby>is toby now worried that this might actually happen?
>>498431987Determination is the exact same with Humans and Monsters. Of course, Humans produce much, much more of it, can handle more of it and are affected differently by it, but it's still the same exact substance. The amalgamates were injected with Determination from a human SOUL, one of the SOULs of the fallen children.
>>498431258>I'm kind of fuzzy on where Alphys's determination stash came fromIt's extracted from human souls using the DT Extractor, the ominous Gyftrot-shaped machine.>We also might need to figure out where specifically the creation of Flowey lies on the timeline.Analysts have pinned this down fairly precisely. Solution in the spoiler but you might honestly have more fun trying to figure out for yourself first.Probably not super long before the start of the game, definitely after the previous human fell. Snowdrake provides a clue here since he ran away from home around the time of Alphys's experiments and is still living out in the Snowdin forest off the food that the other kids bring him.>>498431987I don't think I've seen people theorize that they're literally different substances before. That might make sense of some things but we see fewer differences than you think.The amalgamates melt due to human determination. Human determination also seems to have some death-arresting powers other than resetting, particularly during the Asriel fight: the "Dream" food items you manifest mention determination in the flavor text.
>>498431987Ok I need to correct myself because I tried to sound "knowledgeable" and I ended up sounding like a ignorant. I think it's better if determination is treated as a third factor both linked and generated by both humans and monsters, to which's effects on each other can be both beneficial or disastrous depending how much or when the determination is produced/taken
>>498432220He's hiding the entire full game script on a .txt file that he has never shared online, so it's not getting out. His friends are all trusted, so if anything ever gets leaked it's from a playtester of the chapters and it's gonna be very very close to release date so it won't even matter. Toby's probably not worried.Even if he got hacked online, as in someone got his social media or whatever, you'd just get boring stuff like whatever the fuck he liked on Twitter or fangamer business emails where they say "ok mister toby how about the following merch idea: annoying dog condoms" and nothing really interesting.
The Deltarune script is encoded entirely in quirkscript
Some day I will release the definitive Annotated Edition of Undertale that explains all this bullshit
>>498432892>annoying dog condomsthe worst selling product of all time.fandom of no sex havers.
>>498433280How are you going to add annotations to a video game
>>498433514My actual plan is to add them to a special advanced text dump but if it ever starts seeming like a good idea I bet I could find some way to mod them in
>>498433514press V on dialogue text boxes that are relevant (indicated by a yellow [!] on the top left corner) and have a new dialogue box pop up that explains stuff
>>498432892ok what about home invasion
>>498414901MORE
>>498433514Little annoying dog sprite box on top left of screen, next to him there's a dialogue box with fun fact, concepts, lore bits, etc.
>>498434505of what, Noelle's ass? There's not that much out there that's great anywayhttps://static1.e621.net/data/57/9a/579a0b8cfa3f042e35c1b88a3cb269d3.png
>>498434548kino
>>498434548I like this
Fave gets ill for several days every time Fave’s extended family shows up (I fucking hate my- I mean Fave’s immune system)
Just learned what a himbo is from Xitter. Is Papyrus a himbo?
any news? lts update?
>>498435606Testing of Chapter 3 starts tomorrow.
>>498435503No.Papyrus is too smart.Undyne is though.
do you think deltarune would be done if he didn't have a japanese fetish
>>498436013No. It would definitely come out sooner, since there wouldn't be a translation, but we'd still be on about the same track.
>>498436013Toby is a Japanese developer and Deltarune is a Japanese game.It's you who is lucky that there is an English release at all.In Toby's ideal world there would only be a fan translation patch.
>>498435871undyne is female though
>>498435503Asgore is maximum Himbo.
>>498436762>Misgendering himGo back to /pol/
Undyne is a himbette
>>498435427I'm sorry to hear that, anon! I can't exactly bring you medicine or soup, but how about a lil drawing of your fave?
Fave bought a novel called "Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Muscle Babes."
I mean... look at him.
>>498437378fave is covertly homosexual
>>498437534There's nothing gay about liking muscle mommy's you repressed homosexual cocksucker.
>>498437728nta but yeah, there kind of is something gay about liking a super-masculine woman that is definitely infertile because of having way too much testosterone. it's a sign of being weak and unmasculine. this is why i don't like people who like susie, from the game deltarune.
>>498437728If your sexuality starts with "i like women, but..."you are a fag.end of discussion, retard.
>>498434327based gtasa poster
>>498438075>>498438109/pol/tards are so weird
>>498438109If you like woman butt you're not gay you stupid german.
>>498438109Your sexuality is "I like women but not if they have muscle" therefore by your own logic you are a fag.
>I like women.>That means you're gay.??????????????????????????????????????
>dude i so want a muscle mommy to top me and dominate me and make me do everything she says and she has big muscles and can overpower me>i'm DEFINITELY not gay thoughDeltarune
Is there any hope for a December release at this point? The QA being finished in a reasonable amount of time is making me optimistic.
>>498438594Do you even know what "gay" means
>>498438650Just wait for the Halloween newsletter.That's where Toby's going to announce the December release date.
>>498438667>yeah i may be attracted to masculine features but i’m not gay
>>498438417i like women
>he doesn't like conquering the tribe of Amazonian goddessess so that you can force-breed the next generation of warriors for your dominionhow do you even undertale?
>>498438937Including the ones who work out and have abs?
>>498438937but not if they have musclesso you're gay because you don't like a womanipso fagto
>>498439192there’s a difference between liking toned and athletic women and liking masculine women that clearly have a large amount of testosterone
>>498439463the only people who brought up masculine women are the weirdos obsessed with not being seen as gay.everyone else just talked about muscle women and babes implying they're hot. the only one making them masculine is you in your head.
>>498439127I’d say there’s nothing wrong with liking fit or strong women, but finding actual roided out freaks that look like a scuffed version of the Hulk attractive is very weird. I feel the same way about people that love hamplanets, there’s nothing wrong with liking a girl that’s got meat on her bones but when she’s genuinely morbidly obese and you LIKE that, I just don’t understand it. It’s as baffling to me as finding inflation or vore hot.
>>498439647muscle mommy = masculine. sorry sweaty.
>>498438594>>dude i so want a muscle mommy to top me and dominate me and make me do everything she says and she has big muscles and can overpower me>>i'm DEFINITELY not gay thoughthis but unironically
i want death by snusnu from undyne.
Who cares..?
>>498440052we all do
>>498440146shut up butthole sniffer
>>498439807holy truth, coming from you no less.
>>498440285a broken clock is right twice a day
>>498440203Hey.I'm an armpit sniffer too to be fair.
Fave smells like lovely flowers.
I wouldn't be as annoyed by berdfag's butthole sniffing if he didn't also use poop related names for buttholes (log cutter, shitter, brapper)
>>498440626i have incredibly strong anger toward brapfags and scatfags since i'm into facesitting and they have absolutely fucked the tags
>>498440336a broken cock is erect twice a day
>>498440285>>498440336I’m not Berdfag, I just posted an image of Berdly that was relevant to my post.
>>498439226let's be clear: you like muscles.muscles are a masculine trait. (naturally occuring in men in peak health)a woman without muscles is less appealing to you.that means you are not strictly attracted to the woman but the washboard abs and steel arms she has.by extension, what would stop a person like you to start dating across the pond and date muscly men where muscles are far more abundant?you are attracted to power. not a gender.but the attraction you have is masculine trait and the natural conclusion is you're gay.congrats on living your best life.>flowey with the wrong gay pride flag
>>498441030Muscles are naturally occuring in women at peak health too you retard
>>498441030
>>498441123>actually believes thisHAH!
>>498441030>you are attracted to power. not a gender.>but the attraction you have is masculine traitso anyone attracted to women is attracted to weakness?? this sounds like backwards gay logic to me
Adult women at peak heterosexual attractiveness and fertility don't even have bones, let alone muscles
>>498441338He's insecure from being an anorexic twink so he feels like any woman should be weaker than his scrawny ass to be properly straight.
the one time kraut drops pure truth and the thread still disagrees with him
>>498441338you see a woman that carries her grace and mistake it for weakness.which is why i believe you are gay, because everything you like in a woman is a loud and obnoxious trait mostly found in men.
>>498441831least obvious samefaggingif it's not samefagging it's still some /pol/tard
>>498441905actually i’m from r/thedonald
>>498441869then it isn't gay to be attracted to a graceful man?? also i said nothing about women weakness, i extrapolated the implications from the sentence itself
i am glad that people that like children and masculine "wo"men are here to judge my heterosexuality.
>>498442110being attracted to something with a penis is gay
submissiveness = being gay, sorry sweaty just admit you’re gay it’s 2024
>>498442252for someone who's not gay you sure are obsessed with it and bringing it up at any opportunity.if you were projecting any harder you would be working at a movie theatre.
>>498442424the hardest pill to swallow is that no real chick is fem dom
>>498442536>you call him gay>he defends himselferm, what the skibidi sigma are you complaining about
>>498442536kraut is using an image of berdfag's cum that he saved btw
Adam Sansler
>>498442690its how he copes after having lost the argument.
>>498443165he didn’t lose though
>>498442690are you retarded? he brought up being gay here >>498437534 which started the whole thing off.no one randomly accused him of being gay, he's just obsessed with homosexuality because he's repressed so he brings it up at any opportunity even when people are directly talking about hetrosexual attractions.
>>498443254He never loses, right?
>>498443256he brought it up to fuck with people and that clearly worked albeitdo you forget he is a threadshitter
>>498443474>it was a trollmove those goalposts tard
>>498443256bro, i told you before: i absolutely support you in your quest to suck feminine benis and to kiss your bro good night.it's not gay *wink* riiiiIIIIiiiight.i gotchu, bro.want me to rent you a gachimuchi casette?
>>498443626ad hominem
>>498443687He doesn't want feminine benis, he wants masculine vagina. Learn to read next time.
>>498443912same difference. liking men is gay. liking masculine women is gay.
Literally who cares, all of you are Undertale/Deltarune fans, by proxy society thinks you're all fags. Further more>I like strawberry flavoured ice cream >Ah, so therefore you like fruits, all fruits, as cherry flavour is found in fruits categories. This is how everything sounds
>>498443710ad homomen>>498443254his asshole is loose.>>498442847want fifteen minutes of rockets strikes on israel?
>>498444114most of society sees undertale as the funny skeleton game
nothing the /pol/fags ever mention is that the whole mainstreamification of the palestine conflict is it seems almost normalised to be anti-semetic? not that i give a shit or anything but i see white girls on twitter all the time condemning people for buying shit owned by jews because it's going to the war efforti bet nazis were punching the air when the hamas war broke out
>>498444114all i am gathering from this is liking femboys is actually straight because you are attracted to their feminine traits. (naturally occurring in females in average health)a man with muscles is less appealing to me.that means i am not strictly attracted to the man but the juicy thighs and girly face he has.
>>498444523Huh?
>>498444805look at it like this: liking men and liking masculinity is gay. if you like femboy, you like a man, which is gay. if you like a muscle mommy, you like masculinity, which is gay.
>>498444985You seem desperate to call people gay.
>>498445072i enjoy it to a degree.
>>498444523some kino shit going on sometimes.they do the most in the world but scream the loudest when what comes around goes around.maybe diversity IS our strength after all.>https://files.catbox.moe/7z5rjy.mp4
>>498445072the fag doth protest too much (see: every angry twink /pol/tards get into for a year then abandon and send death threats to) [K420JP... weed in Japan, captcha, are you crazy?!]
>>498444159The hawk tuah girl would be based if she actually made the noise instead of just saying it like a word.
guyshawk tuah is just louis-ptooie's sibling.
I made contentDo you enjoy it
Thread No.498444523yeah because kraut wants jewish babies to have there heads cut off.
brap tuah and shit on that thang
>>498445946>Snake!Sans
>>498445851>kraut is a patooie guyi can't stay mad at you
>>498445946I can appreciate the art.
can the jannies do something about these fucking /pol/fags
nom
what if tobysoft leaks as bad as gamefreak?
>>498446192you can do something about it:not argue back and lose harder.
>>498446332kek
Thread No.498446192Agreed off trip kingposter, I try to befriend one of them and they are rude to me so now I have insult them whenever they show up.
>>498446526>off trip kingposterif you're gonna be incredibly annoying shitting up this thread with your abhorrent autism can you at least get my name right
>>498446278brain slug noelle
>get my name right>on 4chanGrim.
>>498446357i am sorry, but if you like muscle women, you are just a fag to me.you can argue back and forth but i can reasonably put down my point and if by the end of my argument you get red in the face, that says more about your point than mine.treat homosexuals with respect and with chemical castration medication.
>>498446652so much for not wanting to be an avatarfag, eh, squiddy?
>>498446785isn't your name known to everyone on here?? sorry hummypedo i'm not sure
>>498446652>replying to hummywe don't do that here
Thread No.498446652nah, thats your name now.
>>498394061NO. Absolutely fucking not.
Any beta Queen porn yet
>>498445946 (me)Do you wanna meet his brother
>>498446935cool new gimmick kraut.how'd you come up with it?
>>498447000You're going against the desires of the thread.
>>498445946Excellent. More quality and love than the most recent ~100 posts
>>498446935oh no! the second worst thread personality doesn't like me! what will i do without being backed up by a thread derailing faggot?
Noelle wonders why horror monsters are almost always screaming when that’s counterintuitive to hunting
would noelle have a rape kink? like, imagines getting raped late at night while taking a walk & gets off to it?
Thread No.498447191cant believe he's so petty as to steal my epic master troll gimmick.
HUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!>launches a massive ball of energy at all the thread personalities, killing them instantly
>>498447315don't worry, i like you even if you don't like me back.
>>498447184I must fight the brother character
>>498447512ok as much as i hate you and wish you would stop coming to these fucking threads as you add nothing of decency and you are my one exception to hating doxxesthat was good bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PirVtiJuvDs
>>498447726>feeding a failtrollare you retarded
>>498394061i only like the meta players when it's an injoke and not just Straight Up Some Random Guyi love spamtotem but would kill myself if hummy made it to the team
>>498447805i don't talk to lolcows much sorry>>498447852yeah this is how i feel on it, i'm not up for fucking thread personalities making it in but something like that meat spamton thing
guys, I think im making the team!
>>498447968i kinda miss the era of 87 different gay edgy sanses
>>498448167It's still in full swing over on AO3
>>498448095complete the sentence.>"guys i think i'm making the team hate me"
sans but he drinks blood instead of ketchup.
Guys I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
sans but he drinks cum instead of blood
I will save Dess
>>498414751
>>498448453I STRONGLY prefer the well-shaped asses you post.
>>498448643You really are gay
>>498448525we know toby
Thread No.498448616IT"S ONE OF MY IMAGES!!
>>498448691I am glad you think we have much in common.
yeah im just gonna go until normal people show up again
>>498448691>liking butts more than boobs is gay nowaw shucks
>>498448604
Will Toby ever make a game as kino as Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
>>498449046(laugh)
Thread No.498448947just admit your gay kraut.
>>498449114If he truly wanted to be the ultimate quirkmaster he'd make a game like Strange Journey but with Brandish's camera
>>498449046>until normal people show up againsee you when chapter 3's out
The Undertale series finale will involve fave and the other main characters turning into trees after tearfully saying goodbye to their friends.
>>498449430>He thinks there's still hope
>time kraut spends thinking about boobs or pussy| | |>time kraut spends thinking about dicks| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
>>498449046>/utg/>normalthat anon was never seen again
>>498449430you know what i meant, when normal chat comes back and it's not just me posting images of queen to an audience of freaks
>>498449524HEH
silly
>>498449749He masturbates with that DS
>>498449872Only women do that dumb shit and last I checked Berdly had set of balls and a cock
>>498449872
>>498449497is this a fucking david the gnome reference?
>>498447646Get ready for diabolical traps and puzzles
>>498449872i wonder if the game boy advance really IS good for masturbation
>>498450606>he likes traps
Mettaton shot dead on tour in Atlanta
Why does everything I love either get a shitty remake or get infinitely delayed... it's not fair.
>>498450903Mettaton does like a gay/bisexual dude you would see walking around Atlanta
>>498450606I like his winged boots for high jumps
>>498450963because you touch yourself at night
Thread No.498450790>kraut likes trapshow sad.
Fave hisses and says>I AM STILL EMPERORbefore crumbling into gray ash and dust.
is mettaton ex supposed to be a drag queen or david bowie
>>498451102Day night morning noon anytime is a good time.
fave's favourite uk country
What if Mettaton fought Metatron
Is there any discussion here at some time of the day or its just a schizo posting dumping ground?
>>498423345
>>498451883We had really good discussion earlier. Now is just not a good time.
>>498451883someone is mad we called him gay
>>498451973I see, Ill have to check at a different time then.
>>498451883whenever kraut is asleep or banned
Noelle makes traumacore pictures featuring Hello Kitty
>>498451320Both.Didn't Bowie model himself on drag queens?
>>498451975>he is not a traumatized weed addict crying on a stained mattress Lies and slander.
>>498451320ghost tranny with spirit dysmorphia.
Would you still like them if they looked like this
>>498453086rent free
>>498341429>22 hours and 25 minutesthe pillars are crumbling away I see
>>498453196I think I would still like Papyrus if he wore that outfit but only after I had first met him wearing his usual one
>>498453358>not even kraut's return can save the general from day long threadsstimmycord desperately inviting every schizo and raiding group they can find to the thread rn
Thread No.498453358Im just getting bored.
>>498453757i told you: i will survive all of you.
>>498453757If Kingfag were still here it would be as easy as one, two, three to speed up the threads but alas
>>498454005your girlfriend is not coming back to hear you simping
>>498454115Kraut if Kingfag was my girlfriend I would kill MYSELF. I don't do retarded chicks
>>498454115>girlfriendkrauty-poo...
>>498454005That’s why I’m glad I ate her up :)
>>498454262okay, kill yourself.
>>498454382meant for >>498454373
>>498454115It took you this long to gender her correctly.
I'm like bitch who is your mansCan't keep my dick in my pants
>>498454889we live in confusing times where the your girlfriend might be m!Tangerine_The_Catalso: "girl"friend.
>>498455165>m!Tangerine_The_Cat? was kingfag doxxed
Let's kick his ass (he asked), let's kick his ass (yeah)Let's fuck him up, yeahLet's beat him up, yeah, and run his pockets, yeahTake all his shit, yeah, take all his riches, yeahTake all his bitches, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz_p123Gw0M
>>498455284Tangerine the Cat was her name off-site. That's why some of her trolls called her "Tangy".
>>498455414aww i feel bad now
I still remember the tangy scat vore porn like it was yesterday
honestly? i just like boobies.
>>498455623that was yesterday grandpa your memories failing
I want dramafags out
Total Drama Island
Thread No.498455623why did you have to remind me of that.
i still remember the kingfag feet like it was yesterday
Fave keeps clicking on the video of Hugh Neutron dancing to diarrhea sounds.
>>498455875Same
>>498455875nothing wrong with that.i just mildly disagree based on personal taste.at least you don't like them masculine and tall and with dicks and have a domination fetish because you are some sissy sub twinkus.i hope you have a good day.
>>498456153I remember saying the 94 on the scale were actually kilograms. Those were fun times. I do kind of regret it though.
Big breasted fave...I'm dying...You need to sustain me...with your breast milk...
>>498456274shut the fuck up you raging homo
>>498456274i like butts more tbdesu. i just also like boobies.
>>498456495truthnuke
fave watching callmecarsons hit video weird toilets 3
>>498456558does it have the spamtoilet
>>498456558>watching a pedotubergrim
>>498456495thisa girl with big boobs but no ass looks silly compared to a girl with no tits but a nice butt
>>498456720Wasnt that debunked as being blown way out of proportion
>>498456510NOW you are speaking my language.
>>498341429>23 hours agoOof!
>>498456760I disagree
>>498456843Posting big butt anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho
>>498456510I like bothhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
Fave wonders of kemono party is ever going to unfuck itself or if it's over
>>498456843we sure do bond a lot, kraut.
>>498457361Works on my machine
>>498457159you missed your cue, we had a guy confess his love for women with muscles and he became increasingly flustered trying to insist that he is straight. when i tried to carefully explain to him that he's gay.>https://youtu.be/ZePPc7ISw5I
>>498457468There haven't been any updates in like 2 months
>>498457361I was just using it earlier today so I literally don’t know what you mean
>>498457632I noticed. Pretty sure liking big women just makes you a wimp, which is like a sissy, but still not one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TMhSCkRt-k
can we all agree that kraut is 100% gay.
I’m happy that krautsie and doomie are still friends even if their romance couldn’t work out
>>498457935yes, of course
>>498457965Even if we gotta be unfriendly about things at least if he is replying to me again we can expect threads to last less than 24 hours.
Kraut x Doomerfag enemies to lovers fanfic
>>498458141> at least if he is replying to me againyou're better than this doomie.you don't need to hold out like this, move on. he will never love you.
>>498458246I would read it. >>498458259But anon, I really need the stimmies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYDw0UAp17A
>>498449946>Berdly had set of balls and a cock>Doesn't know
Thread No.498458341we all need stimmies pal.
>>498458341>Danger! High VoltageWouldn't Gay Bar be more appropriate for the thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg
New thread when?
>>498458607I posted it here, music video is hilarious though>>498457892
>>498458810Up your ass
Good thread when?
Bad thread when?
Thread No.498458835BIG MOUTH.
>>498458919Up your anus
>>498456906My wives look so cute in this
Concave Fave
>>498459028*moans*
MID thread when?
>>498457892if you are a really ripped dude, you could argue that you want someone that has a certain commonality with you and can "keep up" with you and your lifestyle, but that fetish in particular seems to be a desire to be inferior to your naturally weaker partner.maybe i am reading in it too much, but i think when the main point of attraction is not gender but a trait that is associated with male health and their virility, then maybe you are just a fag.its okay to be weak, its okay to be sad or afraid.but never let that define you.
I just know the moment I go to make the thread some other cunt is gonna have the same idea.I've been sitting here while he thinks the exact same thing but I wont give in first.
>>498459315At least on the gay side of things there's massive pressure to be in shape and attractive looking to a degree that being a normal hairy fat guy is its own specific fetish/type called bears. I couldn't even begin to imagine what makes a straight guy want a big strong woman.
Susie was at one of the HEH FREAK-offs
>>498459315>>498459675now smooch
Animal crackers in my soup
>>498445946i feel like fucking another character up any requests
>>498460270Toriel
>>498460270flowey
>>498461141>>498461141>>498461141
>>498459675i don't think i have high standards myself.
>>498462218are you flirting?
>>498462275that depends:do you love it when i piss in your mouth you goddamn retard?
>>498462681>kraut is into watersports
Time to take a piss
>>498462681>>498462961>>498463050
kraut is a thirsty flower
