Level 12 Friend edition PC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread:
First for Gortash rape
>>499301742First for bearfag rape
First for anon rape
>Previous thread: NOT FOUND
>>499432986>>499432883
I accept this Raphael edition even if this op is also a fag for being lazyxst for Raphael rape
First for Shadowheart rape
>>499432759it’s almost cute how upset you are that a girl that spent her life as a sex slave has unresolved sexual baggage
>>499433095He’s a level 12 friend
Astarion kiss kiss kiss
imbred would hate you all
fresh maymay hot off the run!
>>499433253..xst for level 12 friend rape
>>499433219Erm Astarion is the sex slave not her. You got your characters mixed up
A meme featuring Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Minthara, and Astarion all sharing the same thought bubble: "I'm the only sane person in this group."
>>499432795Dementia patients usually do forget their new gender, so likely yes
>>499433474mmm true sorry i will refrain from using the s-word in the future mb sis
Lae'zel is cool bcuz I like watching her spiral all throughout the creche and lose her shit as her reality crumbles.
>>499433642Think I could manipulate Shart into cutting her tits off and taking HRT after the mirror? It'd be pretty hot if I could
why are people calling wyll a prince charming? He's WYLL
>>499433437
maymays :3
I can accept that you served Shar. I can accept that you committed crimes in Her unholy name. I can accept that you tortured your parents. I can accept that you were sexually exploited since early childhood. I can accept that you crave emotional attachments more than anything else. But something I CANNOT, WILL NEVER accept…is that you dreamed of another man without my explicit consent…THAT I cannot do. I CANNOT abide that. I’m…I’m sorry. *Barcus-turns-around-and-walks-away.webm*
Sigh
Why don’t you worship me Shadowheart? Time to look at Minthara
>>499434282>oath of vengeance'zelhot
>>499434785Lae'zel always wouldve made a great paladin. Her oathbreaker arc woulda been pure kino
>>499434337Just beat her bro
The mod that saved BG3. /ourmod/.
>>499434337...anything else. I can accept that you dream about HIM. I can accept that you always consume his goodberries. But something I CANNOT, WILL NEVER accept…is that you had kissed a gnome before meeting me…THAT I cannot do. I CANNOT abide that. I’m…I’m sorry. *Barcus-turns-around-and-walks-away.webm*
I want some goodberries
that's not funny
it's pretty funny
>>499435319yes it is
she loves me. she must do.
The peeps have spoken, H's writer shall be hanged.
>>499435560>Insecure shartfags Astarion’s is worse, he actually traumatized after it
>>499435701his tummy hurts because he had too many goodberries he'll be alright
>>499435560Wow! Most people don't like poly shit, who could have imagined...
hmmmm...goodberries...
>>499435128*Barcus-turns-around-and-walks-away-reverse.webm* One more thing. John is a HACK. His “work” is NOT canon and I WILL NOT and will NEVER accept his disrespectful headcanon. The gnome was a PSYOP. H*lsin is a self insert and even Reddit knows about it! FUCK John. FUCK WOTC. And FUCK SWEN!!!! *Barcus-turns-around-and-walks-away.webm*
The same shit every thread every day every week every month every year. You are incapable of stopping yourself. Pathetic.
>>499436109based barcus
>>499435770Halsined…
>>499436143To be fair, the polyamory was the only memorable content from this videogame
>>499436219the gnome washing his pits was pretty iconic
AND I SAID MAYBAAAAAAAAAAYYO'URE GUNNA BETHEWUN THAT SAAAAAVE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBUT AFTER'ALLLLLLLLLYO'URE MYE WONDERWAAAAAALLLLLL
not once
>>499436143just admit you seek solace in the shadows and there will be end to the horro
do you think john cries every time he opens a reddit thread and they call halsin a self insert
I want this demon to pee on me
>>499436627No because he made their favorite waifu
>>499436627he's too busy being fat and ugly to think about what bg3 fans like and dislike about the game
I've decided over the course of 600 hours that Lae'zel is best girl.
>>499436954correct
>>499436954Nice man hands
Lae'zel, Gale, Karlach and Wyll should have been gender swapped
>>499436954not there's a lot of competition
>>499437135Astarion, Halsin and Minthara too
>>499437281female minthara would be hot t b h
Dame Aylin and Isobel should have been gender swapped
>>499436434its a fucking trash song and you know Im right
>>499437354I can't imagine Minthara as a female. Just look at him, that's a gigachad
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/hCuMWrfXG4E?si=oUam8qQirWnrNIX9
>>499437672shart's theme: sluttown girl
>>499437718still not funny>>499437667FUNNY
>>499437432This could have stopped the waifu autism
>>499437718very funny
>>499437718I enjoyed this post. Funny!
Say whatever you want about Mintharafag, but at least they've actually beaten the game on Honor Mode (multiple times), and know that Raphael is level 16.
Raphael loves level 12 year olds
>>499438178classic Ralphie
>minthara, but female
>>499437672ACTUAL thread theme:https://youtu.be/avFq9errZCk
>>499438754Bad
>>499435893How do you define polyamory? A triad specifically? This is not very common in the community. You're more likely to find polycules. Which is different from an open relationship. There is nothing wrong with polyamory and insinuating otherwise is kinda close minded and toxic
>>499439892chill bro nobody cares what you do with your butthole
Did transmogging ever get added to this game?
>>499440562cringe
>>499440562Canon
>>499440709I wish I lived in a reality where dbz posting was real and wholesome and not just some latin american shitposter....
‘Fira kinda lookin like she takes fat man sized shits.
>>499440937Here you go
>Fucked Astarion's ass though i will not be romacing him.>I made Astarion get the absolute's brand. Gloves of Power is really broken with 2 hand crossbows.>Will also force him to get me my +2str potion>And i'm playing a good guy run so he he will be stuck as a spawnHmm I think i start to get this Cazador dude...
>>499441027>i like ducks >ducks!! <3bruh
>>499441027nigga shitsin is all about ducks how is he not a selfinsert what is blud saying?
>>499441179Why are you a gay rapist
>>499440428It's a simple mod download (which is officially supported now). Remember, we don't hate modding here, only those that use it as a pretext to attention whore.
imagine a herd of butch lesbians picketing outside johns house
>>499441570lets make it happen sisters!!
>>499441570butch lesbians don't fuck around he shouldn't have pissed them off
>>499441016muffin button...
I love him
....
>>499443102cute frog
I love Minthara!
>>499443251ugly man
>>499443251Beautiful drow (female).
>>499443251So handsome
..........................
>>499425928>The fact that John just inserted his fetish into the two characters he wrote is becoming more and more obvious to more and more people as more people reach act 3 to see it. It's gone under the radar thus farWhat will that even change though? Not like they can remove it now and brick the playthroughs of anyone that romanced Halsin as a secondary
>>499443641>What will that even change though?we're never ever getting open relationships in larian rpgs again
>>499443559Nightmare fuel.
>>499443641>What will that even change though?nothing at all. all the nonsharters forever know sharters got poly'd, they might mod their game but it doesn't wash away the shame
>>499444012I don't know what they were thinking with her face, they probably made her ugly because she was only a miniboss initially, wish they remodeled her ab it
>>499444140everything about this character cracks me up
What were they thinking?
>>499443867john will make everyone poly just to spite you
>>499445224john can suck my bhaals
>>499445282after shadowheart sucks on halsin's balls
what class has the smallest barrier to entry? I read in the DnD manual that magic users are rare.would it be ranger? he's just a guy with a bow right?
>>499441570it’s men mad at John
every character will be poly in patch 8
>>499445642you wish. it'll still only be shadowheart
>>499445618lesbians and trannies are pissed too
>>499445618that's not what i saw in that reddit screencap
>>499445703Sure they are. Straight men didn’t get their perfect pure waifu aka mintharafag types
>mintharaf-dogshit post I shan't be replying to it.
>>499445791>Straight men didn’t get their perfect pure waifuyes they did
>>499445886Sorry I made fun of your daddy
>>499445904princess frog...
>>499445904She’s too alien for the average human male paladin player
>>499446101so stick with your poly then
>>499445791>>499446169These posts have bad energy
>anons suddenly care what lesbians likeDon’t you guys shit on lesbians normally, just cause some are mad at Halsin doesn’t mean you can weaponize them
>>499446283Take your pills
>>499446283nigga shut the fuck up
>>499446283>just cause some are mad at Halsin doesn’t mean you can weaponize themi've got a butch lesbian as my main hand weapon and an arthoe lesbian as my ranged weapon
>>499446283>Don’t you guys shit on lesbians normally,Lesbos are unironically awful fucking people.
>>499446623>t. chud
>>499446623>t. chad
>>499446623Yet you stand behind them because John?
>>499446764he's crying cause they won't fuck him
>>499446764what?
*unholsters akimbo lesbians*Did you say… J*hn? We don’t talk about J*hn.
I like that no other character causes this autism, just her
>>499447135
Let me tell you a couple of three things. Fuck Swen. Fuck John and fuck Act 3. BG3 is an unfinished mess that shouldn't be taken seriously, the only canon that matters is yours. Using lesbians as a way to make larian writers or hackters as I like to call them look bad is perfectly valid when it comes to Joe '' fat fuck'' Corc. Just like turning wyll trans or female Minthara mods. Go nuts. The game is a meme whose only purpose is fund Swen's coke and sex addictions.
>>499446891it all makes sense now. lesbos were the only ones to stand their ground against the gay pedos back in the 80's. naturally silfy pedo hates them
>off-topic garbage out of nowhere
>the only canon that matters is yoursThis is trve that’s why I’m making dhampir babies with Astarion
Good evening. I love my husband Astarion very much.
>>499447740you are so valid
>>499445548It's a shame the thread is too busy shitposting to help a new player like you. Worry not, for I am here now, and I'm going to help you. You're wasting your time.You're most likely going to look at the classes, get excited and plan a Fighter-Ranger-Wizard-Cleric build, then make your first character, probably on a shitter difficulty, then kill yourself after the first 2 hours, and then come back here asking what you did wrong, expecting us to spoonfeed you.We'll tell you to fuck off and read the OP and use the wiki like the rest of us, and you will; you'll make a new character and try something new. You'll get to level 4 or something, get bored, and ask when the game gets fun. You'll eventually start asking inane questions, like what happens if you eat tadpoles, and we'll tell you to read the OP and fuck off again. You'll say something like "wah wah you bullies" and continue playing; you'll hit level 6 and realize this game is just about rolling dice so you get to roll more dice. You'll complain about this here, and we'll tell you, "It's a D&D GAME, you faggot." A game in which you roll dice.Enjoy, you fucking moron. Get the fuck out of our general.
>>499445618men don't "play" this "videogame"
>>499445548Can't do much wrong with a fighter. Ignore the retard with his pasta
I blame tencent
>>499448101I act like the bad guy, so you can be the good guy. Don't you wish everything were this simple?
>>499445548Fighter16141681010Choose defense or great weapon fighting for fighting style
>>499447830Thanks :3
sa survivor galesister x handsome young finance execmoody astarionsister x silverfox english professordepressed shadowheartbrother x sad girl insecure lae’zelbrother x his momtrans karlachenjoyer x an affordable apartmentnonexistent wyllsister x attention
Why did the goody two shoes Selune Cleric Isobel kept Dolly imprisoned and in pain when Dolly is so nice and helpful to our party?
>>499443641They could change it without necessarily getting all the voice actors back in the booth. They could just change the dialogue flags to only fire if you have previously flirted with Halsin while in a relationship with Shart. There's plenty of dialogue that has other dialogue as a condition.Which is actually what I originally thought all of this already has as a condition, a year ago when we first discovered this.Which reminds me, they already had to change Halsin already. They changed him smiling and reminiscing fondly about being a sex slave in menzoberranzan to a new version where he's more serious about it. So they've already shown that they'll change stuff if enough redditors and twitters say "this was weird". This could be just another case. Hilarious that it was John as the guilty party both times too....
stalker voss raider frog
>>499445548Doesn't matter what you pick. You can change classes freely. Martial classes are stronger in general.
>>499449138very cool
>>499449138I don't get it.
>>499449049Yeah but we're already over a year out and Larian is working on two different other games
>>499449304>he doesn't cheeki breekingmi
>>499449049>The next games are an ass hair away from preorder status and mintharatranny thinks they’ll get them in the booth
>>499445548A ranger is intimately familiar with the land and usually animals as well. They're well traveled and have a lot of knowledge born from experience. In order to be a game warden or park ranger irl, you have to know a lot.This applies to most of the classes. A fighter is actually a long term martial artists with years of hard practice, you can't just pick up a sword. A wizard has a library of knowledge. A cleric's life is dedicated to prayer before they even hear their god the first time.I think the overall lowest barrier of entry is probably warlock. you don't have to have any particular physical or mental trait or experience, and you're just making a deal with someone. You ask for your power and are granted it as long as you become their stooge. There's no physical or mental requirement or accomplishment.The largest barrier to entry is probably wizard, since their power scales directly with knowledge, so you have to actually know a lot. Same with Fighter, their power scales directly with hitting the gym and practicing martial arts.Then there are a few classes that are exempt from this completely. You cannot learn how to be Sorcerer, and it's also just bloodline meaning there is no requirement either. You either are or you are not. This is part of why it's the most cringe class, they didn't earn a single thing, but I'll keep my opinions to myself.
>>499449729I see. could a warlock make a pact with a benign demon and not get fucked over later?
Fucking Astarion up the ass and giving him a reach around.
Does Shadowheart really have no dialogue with Isobel?
The trans wizard enjoyer, bitter and jaded. Xe worked hard for everything xe has.The casual sorcerer sister. She’s cute and content. She hasn’t worked a day in her life.
>>499450331>Fucking Astarion up the assnice>giving him a reach aroundew, gay
>>499450436she's supposed to
>>499450459It's not gay if we both keep our socks on.
>>499450493She didn't say a single word during the initial exchange and attempted kidnapping.
>>499450658>what are you gonna do? stab me?
>>499450015Yes, warlocks can make pacts with positive outsiders like unicorns and angels, as well as neutral ones like aeons. A unicorn/angel is never going to make you do something that is bad for you or the world for no good reason.It's kind of cheating though. Having a nice patron who loves you and is fluffy hugs and kisses kind of misses a lot of the drama of being a traditional warlock, where you are pacted to an evil patron like a devil or a cthulhu monster. Much of the fun to found in roleplaying a warlock is balancing your patron's shitty orders with trying to be normal. It's a lot of fun for the gm and the player.There are also some in the middle, like fae, who are mercurial to a fault. They swing between malevolence and benevolence on a whim, and can often get mortals in trouble because they don't understand the mortal condition. This can be a fun plot hook too.
>>499450436Your durge probably overriden her stuff
>>499450559oh ok, carry on then
Post Tavs
>>499450807Possibly. Though I've been having a lot of small bugs in Act 2 so far. Skipped dialogue, weird dialogue, animation glitches etc.
>>499449729You're making the rest of us look stupid for not reading the question.
>>499451065
>i’ll keep my opinions to myself>never does Classic
>>499450807Now that I look over my screenshots I think you are right. Durge dialogue made it skip the Shart comment on the blessing.
>>499451065a classic
>>499451448I'd let him do things to me
>>499451672What kind of things?
>>499451867Nta I’d let this man have his pick of the frogs
No one wants to see your male Tav. Do you understand?
so if any retard peasant can become a powerful warlock by just drawing a circle in their basement and speaking with another entity, why don't more become warlocks? especially given their are good entities
I'm starving and only male Tavs can satiate my hunger
>>499452040IncorrectI will schlurp up his latino rod
What race & class did you pick the first time you played (retail) BG3?
>>499452087Because most patrons are discerning. They don't want to slice off part of their own power and give it to some peasant. You have to show some gumption to be noticed, and you have to offer something in exchange for the deal, even if it's just being their stooge. You have to be a good stooge.So while warlock has the lowest barrier to entry relative to other classes, there is still a barrier to entry. One that prevents any old random peasant.There will also be times where a potential patron simply says no because they are not in need of a stooge at the moment. Supply and demand will also play a role in whether you get the deal or not.
>>499452017He's shown mercy to female frogs, but they're not his type.
>>499452924me on the right
>>499447740Same
>>499452924I will allow him to have his pick of the balding maidens Huzzah! May she cook him many tortillas on the flat top.
https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/m/baldtashGortash but good
>>499453962Me in 5 years
Ofc John Baldur went for Shart
>>499453962He rocks it
>>499450934Do you guys open the barn still or do you just walk past it, it’s not alot of XP?
Why do birdsSuddenly appearEverytime (you) are near?
>>499454484they long to be close to halsin
>>499454642KekekekI fuckin hate you
>>499454202free astarion points
>>499453962i have a cousin that looks just like this
Goodnight, /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony
Nigga.
>>499455603Who’s Italian
Inshallah it shall die in its sleep
The slopswine is a subhuman that for months suffered the negative influence of a BULLY general, which constantly abused it, and which WARPED its nature. When the swine distances itself from its sloppy routine, it demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to its attention-seeking and time-wasting nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining its porcine aspect.
>>499455636It's a school night go to bed
>>499455764he is the mvp of this general
>>499455764Ok you and swine must be the same person. Appears at the same time to whine about youself?
killing those tyr paladin was worth it.
>>499456190wtf is this
>>499436368>>499456190?
>>499456190What the fuck am I looking at
>>499456278ass of the undead nurse
>>499450934Wait, do you need to activate the door as Astarion in order to get the opinion points? He didn't ask to open it himself last time i tried with my tav
>>499456573It's crazy how every dragonborn looks the same in shitty lighting
>>499456681I use dragonborn head 1 all the time.
Dear Mintharafag. I just don't understand what I did wrong. Am I such an awful person to be ignored by you? Dear Mintharafag. You know how to contact me. You only need to click on my post number. I do everything right. I always make sure to reply to you directly. I compliment you. I compliment your screenshots. I'm sort of a Mintharafag myself. I like Minthara, her beauty, her racism, her refugee policy. I save every nice Minthara image I can. I know you probably hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan. Dear Mintharafag. Why won't you reply? Is there a problem with 4chan? Am I shadowbanned? Do you not see my posts? Why won't you reply to me? Why are you so cruel? Do you not understand? The effect you have on me. I'm not even upset. I just think it's fucked up you reply to nobodies but not me. Talking about classes and roleplaying and bullshit like that. All I wanted was a pity (You) or even an insult. An acknowledgement of my existence. Anything. Dear Mintharafag. Please respond.
>>499457078Buy one
move over halstarion a new poly romance is coming to town
>>499457436on peridot
>>499457436I can excuse him fucking dogs, but grannies? Yucko
I want my wizard to have heavy armor and a shield but eldritch knight seems like a shit wizard.
What
>>499457983that's pretty much what EK is, also the worse subclass of fighters
>>499458060
>>499458194yikes
>>499458060Our king and savior
>>499457436imagine if they actually added a jaheira romance and origin shart banged her. viconia would be like what on gods green earth is this shit when they both walked in
>>499458115Unless..
>>499449049I mean, the mod fixed it for Shart, and it sure as shit didn't need to get the VAs to record new lines.Ultimately, this is internet drama. It will blow over, and isn't worth Larian dedicating time and resources to adjust character writing more than a year after release. The seethers will seethe for a while, then some will find succour in mods, and some will just move on. A few will keep seething, but all they will ever be is a few lonely voices that most of the bg3 community will look at and ponder, why they are still fixated on this little detail.You're right that the poly slop came out of left field, probably to get some leftie brownie points just like the trannies. But at this point in the game's life cycle it's delusional to think Larian will intervene in any way.
>>499459210nah its the worst becausechampion, rest agnostic, will proc whenever and you'll never run outBM, requiring short rest, not great once you run out of diceEK, requiring long rest
>>499459341>the mod fixed it for shartIt sounds like shit, I'm sorry you think you did a good job but you didn't
>>499459341and the sharties will have to forever bear the shame WAHEY
>>499459341Why do you write paragraphs back at the namefag
>>499459446I'm not the mod author, merely a mod enjoyer.>>499459479I feel no shame. My playthrough is made with my character and my decisions. If mods can help align the story with what Id wish it to be, then they shall be used. The shitflinging over canon is puerile and irrelevant, because ultimately the journey of bg3 is personal.>>499459489Because he makes better discussions than (You).
>>499460494You enjoy auditory shit
>it wasn't real in my headlol
The only real that matters is mine
if you think about it the characters are just fat old men making strokes on a keyboard
i hope you die very painfully and slowly
>>499460538What are you gonna do about it, whiney adhd baby boy? Are you mad people can enjoy sentences more than three at a time? Are you jealous of other people having a normally functioning human brain? Go ahead and do your little one liner reply like the inane retard you are.
Balduran's Tight Elf Gate
>>499461275shadowheart isn't tight after halsin
i imagine kevin's hairy asshole when romancing the frog
>>499460602None of this is real.
Can't wait for mass effect 4
>>499461570They can't keep getting away with it
>>499461570Liara is garbage, this is good
astarions cold hard nipples
Is this valid?
>>499461570Total tali victory
morrigan comes out as poly and trans in veilguard
>>499461887Mine
>Tav! I want my son back!
>>499461894halsin is so lucky...
>>499461161ADHD is replying to some braindead neurotypical ape, getting bored 15% of the way into a wall of text, then attaching a rage inducing .png, deleting what you had, and typing “roflmao” because the future discussion is boring, this interaction exists purely for your own entertainment, and there are more efficient ways to make this failed adult mad
>>499462104Remember, Hank thought John kek, was gay in this scene.
>>499459341The mod didn't fix anything, editing game files doesn't change the actual character, it just amounts to sticking your head in the sand and saying "lalalala". It's up to Swen to decide if they should change the character or not.I said it didn't require getting the voice actors back in the booth.It didn't blow over with Halsin reminiscing about being a sex slave. They did it with Astarion's kisses too. The pattern is that they do change things if enough people mention it. Assuming they won't change it if enough people complain is based on nothing, and contradicts what they've done in the past.>>499457078What are you talking about
I bet he's nutting himself RIGHT NOW.
>>499462643Holy fuck he did it, he got a (You)
Can you shitpost about Karlach or Gale please
>>499462643based alert
I never thought I'd see the day.
>>499462886everyone point and laugh at the guy who picked the wrong waifu
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me>confront him about it later so things aren't weird. >he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me">later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen">turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear">he just stares at me smiling like he's won something>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"Why am I travelling with this literal sex offender
>>499462643there's already been quite a bit of outcry over it but larian just sees it as their fanbase being chuds. they're not gonna do anything
>>499462886The resident Galesister was sexually abused. Let’s discuss the societal implications of this
>Chud website>Only place topic gets traction except when chuds from this website go shit up reddit more so they can post it back here and laugh about it.>C-CHUDS ARENT THE ONLY ONES WHO WANT ITholy kek the delusion is unreal.
>>499463402Can someone translate this to sane person
>>499463478he's schizophrenic
>>499463478You are being discriminated against because you are not their target audience minority.
>>499463402Meds
>>499462886It's more fun to shitpost about Asty though. Can we do that?
>>499463731i be makin' her ribbit every night fr
Astarion is gay
>>499463402No one who leaves their bedroom gives a fuck about the cucking outside of a moment of extreme disgust.You are speaking to the fringes of society please check your tone.
>>499463824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
>>499463926He's not gay but I wish he was real.
>>499463926im 30 though
>>499463190The Astarionsisters want to be sexually abused. Makes one think
>>499464463if women didn't like being sexually abused then sexual abusers wouldn't exist
>>499464528Galesister deserved it? I wonder who could be behind this post
>>499463402They will metapost to drown you out.
>>499464704if women didn't like bald men they wouldn't reproduce with them. same thing with sexual abusers
>>499464815They do this but with manlets
>>499464978correct
>>499464815You are bald and beautiful
>>499465032
>>499463926Pansexual erasure
>>499465158oh lawd pull Jeniquea's weave up
What are some mods?
>>499465394why is he pan and not bi?
>>499465608Because that means he’ll love any type of person
>>499465452PLEASE let it be these hours
>>499465603https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11909?tab=images
>>499466032
>>499456661I think it’s random who speaks in the cutscene but it has to be Astarion who does
Sharing an extra cheesy pizza with the Astarionsisters and rewatching Gossip GirlMaking a mug of spicy hot chocolate for Galesister Taking Wyllsister aside and telling her to find a real man
>>499466260There is no Wyllsister
helping wyllsister hide her black eye
>>499466354She is
>>499466260yaaaaas sister
>>499465784why do you yearn for this
>>499466496astarion with glasses.... this does something to me.
>>499466347Sorry meant to reply to you>>499466493
>>499459379*Disarms you*
>>499466496https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyFangsbg3/comments/1g3yv6i/astarion_powers/
>>499467004holy fuck
>>499467004I came
What are the canonical builds for the companions?
its simple. we kill all the elves.
>>499466637Karlach is mine not Wyll
>>499469085Ugly
>>499467784but then who waifu
>>499462643I'd have thought someone of your wont would embrace a pragmatic approach to video game narrative problem solving. While Swen may have adjusted minor aspects here and there, removing the polyamory wholesale would be a strange especially now. Moreover, with the release of the mod toolkit, Larian has made a sympblic passing of the torch to the players, so it is probable that changes they would have been willing to make before patch 7 will now be left in the hands of the playerbase.Bah, it's your disappointment, not mine. Your continued reliance on Swen to re-mold the story into (You)r pristine vision is bound to naught but famine, whist I shall feast at the modders table. Skyrim has taught me well.
>>499470081
Most of my problem with it comes from Halsin desu. He sort of invites himself into your relationship, and him being the only one anyone's willing to share with is strange. Like even setting aside the fact that the folks who are okay with being in a poly thing all having fucked up sexual histories is shitty :/It doesn't really track that Astarion, Shadowheart, and Karlach all are varying degrees of okay with sharing you with Halsin but not with each other. It's a situation that's in a shitty sweet spot of both too much and not enough dialogue about it. Like it either needed to be that certain characters are non monogamous and just don't react to you romancing others, or more robust conversations about who's okay with what. But the state it's in really screams "we know you're probably not going to break up with someone for Halsin but he's also basically only here to be a sex doll so you can still fuck him if you're doing the most popular romances."
Does Really Shadowheart still secretly remove black people from the later acts
i smell a copy pasta
>>499471283>enter the Elfsong>the detective just isn’t there Nice mod chuds
>>499470559She's not my waifu, so trying to make it personal by saying it's my loss doesn't accomplish anything. The issue is actual writing issues, a contradiction in the character's own words between acts. An objective issue with writing. Not to mention a pretty obvious case of the writer's barely disguised fetish. I don't know why you're defending it, I see no reason to defend it, and you're not doing a good job of it. Why do you think it should be in the game? All you've said is that you doubt they will change it like a debbie downer, but the only reason you've cited for that belief is nonsensical, since they've already made changes like this in the past, multiple times.Mod it all you want, notice I'm not saying not to. But what I am saying is that changing the files on the user end doesn't actually change the character Shadowheart. She canonically dreams of Halsin while in a relationship with you. If that doesn't bother you, then that's all you have to say and you can excuse yourself from the conversation. If you think you can mod your user end files and that fixes it for you, then you'd also believe sticking your head in the sand protects you from danger. neither of these are solutions, they're both cope with extra steps.If people actually want larian to fix the writing, they should whine on twatter and reddit about it. Larian changed Halsin's backstory, and they changed Astarion's kisses. This would be no different. And it would fix actual writing issues and make the character internally consistent with her own self between acts, which is important to any writer, regardless of the content.
>>499471283I knew it was a chud mod
Anons do you know your real life partner will fantasize about a hot celebrity let’s say. You people need to touch grass. Especially if you look like Mintharafag
>>499471940This fallacy has been addressed multiple times. Here's the most recent time, only a couple days ago: >>499295948
>>499471940i try not to fantasize about personally banging someone else when i'm in a relationship. if i do fantasize, i just masturbate to the thought of two men having hardcore gay sex with each other instead of me being involved
>>499471940seeing a celeb in a movie and thinking "he's hot" is one thing. a normal woman may think that, but then forget about it. also not every woman would - they're not like men, for them attraction is in part emotional.shadowheart admits to having repeated sexual dreams about halsin. that means she's a swinger at heart and cannot truly love one person
The only fair thing to do is cut out Shadowheart’s eyeballs, keep her alive via healing magic, and set the eyes on our mantelpiece and remind her every day that she only has eyes for me :)
>>499472574Maybe she just loves Halsin only. Have you considered that?
>>499472624This isn’t a love story
>>499472624Literally this. She got with you because she didn’t think she could score with Big H. Then when Big H showed interest, she started monkey branching over to him. They’re just hoping you don’t start wondering why your kids look like him. Though you still probably wouldn’t do anything about it.
>>499472748she refuses to bang halsin or the drow at the brothel if you're not dating her tho
>>499472624more likely shart has fallen in love with dozens of different men in her lifetime, other sharrans in the convent, and then had her memory of them erased. she has no memory of her lovers but the emotional baggage of loving many men is still deeply seeded in her unconscious. its doubtful whether can ever truly heal from that, and become monogamous.
>>499472865>If you're not dating herShe doesn't have the confidence to think she can do it, she needs you as a stepping stone.
>>499472865>meanwhile, Shart when Tav goes to sleep
>>499466496The glasses just make him look like more of a granny that he already does
>>499473065i'm not even a shartfag but didn't she say she had an orgy dream. like multiple people in it not just halsin
You people do not talk to real women which is why her halsin lust gets you so mad. Married women gooned to things like Twilight or fifty shades of gay. Yes married!!!
She knew where home was, so will Jennie.
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>499473203it's moids being pathetic again. no doubt they think about hot actresses all the time
Lae'zel raped me
>>499451867Fellow large human face 5 enjoyer
>>499473290Of course they do. They watch pov porn and can still have relationships. Shart’s lust for Halsin is no different.
Realistically, centuries of a Shadowheart marriage sounds soul-crushingly boring and the chances we remain together with or without swinging are practically 0. Additionally, Halsin is 100% a sex addict. I played a female character and I came away from the Act 3 “I want to fuck you” talk feeling like I was just violently raped. The fact that Shadowheart would show interest in someone that disgusting is more repulsive to me than the idea of some general sexual fantasy
>>499473317Cromagnon phenotype
Aaa a video game character raped me!!
>>499473792god i wish that was me
>>499473886Wyll?
>>499473792Yes. Wordrape is real. And it’s fucking disgusting
Aaa Halsin and John raped me!!! I need to file a police report and get a rape kit!!
>>499474219>rape kit!!What's a rape kit
>>499474258Anon’s black outfit and running shoes
>>499473792Okay but people were and are legitimately upset about Haarlep “raping” you, to the point where Larian added a way out without a saving throw. They say they didn’t see it coming lol Like nigga it’s a sex devil who invites you to get naked and “play a game” on the bed, what the fuck did you think was gonna happen
>>499474219You say Cazador I say John
>>499474525Gamers have negative IQ. I can’t believe a incubus would rape me…
Haarlep can't rape if I consented.
>>499473196esl much?she specifically said she's dreamt of the situation multiple times
>>499471639I agree the writing isn't good, always have been. That's why I have the mod. And yes, sperging online is objectively the best way to get Swen to notice.However, you are still looking at the pre patch 7 Larian. They are leaving the game, as they should. As a game development studio this is objectively the best thing to do. It is unlikely that they will further change narrative aspects of the game, however minor they are. Call me a Debbie downer all you like, this is the reality. I would like it if they removed the polyamory shit, and I will cheer if they do.But weaning yourself of Swen's intervention and learning to look for answers in mods rather than the gaming equivalent of divine intervention is a comparatively healthier outlook.Canon doesn't matter. This is the beauty of bg3. It's all in your head, with your character, making your decisions. Your own pocket reality molded out of the clay provided by Larian. Your dogged insistence on canon is bound to spiral into meaningless fundamentalism. Indeed it is already so. Halsin in act 3 is poor writing, no doubt about it, an unwelcome manifestation of the writer's magical realm. You can sidestep it in vanilla by never going to the drow twins, or by having your little sister carve him up, but these are ungraceful moves you perhaps shouldn't have to make.I'm not saying it's not a problem, I'm providing a way for you to accept this flaw in the game, and move on.
It's a shame there's so much sitposting on this topic so the people talking about how to improve the game get drowned out.Repeated sexual dreams over time about a particular person that is your immediate acquaintance in your friend group is not the same as a celebrity crush. Repeated sexual dreams over time is different than a passing fancy or simply thinking someone is hot, and it being your mutual friend you see every day is different than it being a celebrity neither of you will ever meet. This should be obvious and shouldn't require pointing out. There's either intentional shitposting, or people are really dumb enough to try such a false equivalency.And to what end? To defend this content? What is the motivation behind that? Why are there people here saying "no it's actually fine the problem is with you!!!". It's objectively bad writing because the character contradicts herself between acts and inconsistent writing is bad regardless of opinion. So even if you ignore the content and just look at internal consistency, there's an issue. So why would someone defend a writing error? It's indefensible even if we ignore the content and just look at the character's two versions of herself.Shartfags are unhappy because John made her canonically have multiple sexual dreams over time about your mutual friend. Good writing enjoyers are unhappy because the character has two lines that directly contradict each other and are simply incompatible, meaning John changed his mind and forgot to update his script. And who is happy? In what way is the game improved by this content? We've covered the people unhappy with it, so who does it serve?Even if there is a handful of poly individuals who want to feel "represented", they could make that group happy by having it be a question you raise with your partner, rather than what it is now, where she does it before you ask and has been doing it over time already. The way it is now causes unnecessary problems.
>>499474525>an incubus is a devil>devils want to consume mortal souls>the incubus use sex as a tool >incubus: let’s fugg :D>ok :D>*tries to consume you* >>:O>*types dissertation explaining that digital rape is bad, actually*
>>499475407I defend it because it’s funny and I fucking hate sharties
Trying to do the Orin duel as durge I keep getting my as kicked as a light armor ranger. Should I just respec?
Mintharafag how many waifus have you simped for? You gooned to all of them, that’s rather disloyal? How will the women feel? No woman wants to know her partner is goooning to a different woman?
>tall>loves sex>loves ducks>tattoos on his face >professional gardener >homeless Who WOULDN’T want to fuck him?
>>499475725Don’t forget the goodberries and bear shape
>>499475712Mintharafag is gonna become taashfag in 9 days
>>499475645Got any scrolls to summon things like elementals?
>>499476071Man think of how Minthara would feel…. Their love was fake….
The truth they can never accept: Minthara and Lae’zel are rebounds
>>499475645You could use scrolls to both summon elementals and use offensive spells or you could repec into Eldritch Knight so that way, you can do both magic and melee.
>>499475645Are you the Slayer, or is she?If she’s the Slayer, you really just need to kite around and reduce her movement so she can’t use her reaction.If you’re the Slayer, it’s a much harder fight. You basically NEED to land hard CC on her or her reaction is going to absolutely fuck you up.Use Greater Invis scrolls if you have them, or summon elementals/a pet to tank the reaction.Or just land a Hold Person/Monster, run into melee range and fucking unload on her.
>>499475137i just looked and no? she said she had an orgy dream once and halsin was in it
>>499476476This kILLs waifufags. How dare she have interests outside of me!?
>>499476476see>>499458194
>>499475645You can enter turn based mode before taking the last flight of stairs and oil up, and have party members cast buffs such as haste, aid and sanctuary. Having sanctuary up as the fight begins ensures Orin wastes her first turn regardless of initiative.
>>499476581ok but you're saying she dreamed about it more than once. thats not true. i don't even know why i'm arguing about this but here i am
>>499475645Oh yeah and another I forgot to mention in my original post is that Magic Missile is really great at wearing Orin down.
Really karlach when
>>499476810Karlachfags aren’t as mentally ill so
>>499476745It’s pretty useless in the duel. She doesn’t have Unstoppable stacks and you want to kill her ASAP so she doesn’t get Deathbringers stacks
>>499476810Already exists
>>499477068>for malesIs it the finger in the ass thing anons spazz out over
>>499477157Yes
>>499477157I like how you frame not wanting a finger in your ass as unreasonable
>>499477246Nvm mental illness is alive… >>499477270You are one of the spazzes
>>499476974Yeah, that's true. I didn't consider that.
>>499477270>date masculine, buff woman who says shit like “I wanna ride you til we see stars”>be surprised when she slips you the fingerWhat do you fags want
Hmmm... I cast... eldritch blast.
>>499477068>mod that fixes karlach >just swaps one animation >mod that fixes shart>edits and changes hundreds of flags and bunch of other shit so she doesn't cuck you
>>499476714you're right instead of subconsciously dreaming about halsin she consciously thought about sex with him multiple times. that is so much worse
Halsin won
There's nothing wrong with having 4 party members with the exact same build. Just 4 friends doing best friend stuff together.
>>499477335>>499477434>ur a spazz if you would prefer to not get sodomized
>>499477434Again, I like how you frame not wanting a finger in your ass as unreasonable >she has biceps therefore slowly parting your legs for her clawed finger is logical, actually Don’t have kids
Everyone in camp has thought of having sex with Halsin, even Withers. Stop whining and get in the gym losers
>>499477351What the hell is wrong with your dream guardian?>>499477840Okay, this is much more normal-looking than whatever I just saw earlier.
>>499477832Yes you heard me
>>499477351>>499478195>>499478343Ugly.
>>499478403Mic drop
>>499473632More likely after a few decades (she's a half elf, not a full elf) you'd do some minor adventuring together for fun to break up any monotony.
>noooo Pea is a legitimate poster who brings life to the thre-aaaaand he reveals himself as just another shitposter, not surprised ofc
>>499477828>4x PalaCHAD party>Tav, Minty, 2x respec
>level 6 spell>8d6
Shartfags be like
>>499462643>pity (You)This is all I wanted, thank you.
I had this funny idea come into my head this past week.
My idea is to make my own satirical pin-up magazine where all the cover girls are elves. I'm thinking of calling it Feywild (assuming WotC hasn't copyrighted the name).
What the sigma is going on here?
>>499479562fund it
>dwarves>halflings>gnomes
>>499477898Halsin is a juicer he definitely has tiny balls and a roidgut
>>499479970We should ask someone who knows. Has anyone seen Shadowheart?
Couldn't an elder brain, with a crown of karsus, just send out a telepathic wave and explode everyone's brains?
>>499480247Netflix Wyll played by lil nas x
>>499469085Mesmerizing eyes.
>>499479750That's the plan. I'm thinking of starting out by making each issue available in an ebook format so that way I don't have to worry about the expenses of printing out physical copies just yet.
>>499479892Stop making fun of my height
>>499480572No
>>499480548Mystery-meat zoomer elf.
DOS2 had a definitive edition and will get a sequel...
Why do we accept the presence of this spambot spamming screenshots from months ago?
>>499480993 Because reporting does nothing
>>499480993What are you gonna do about it, nerd
>>499480831That would be neat if it did.
ranger is actually really fun wtf
>>499480993Locktober is almost over be nice with pea
>>499481086I'm going to get upset because it's posting images of its game in a video game general thread on an imageboard.
One, Pneeds to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"?
Does Warding Bond work if you have two people boosting each other with it?Does it double dip if both targets are Heavy Armour Masters with damage-reducing heavy armours equipped? i.e. Cleric Tav and Shadowheart both wearing Adamantine Splint Armour, Tav is hit by an attack for 30 damage, reducing it by 15 because of Warding Bond's damage resistance, then ignoring another 5 damage from Heavy Armour Master and Adamantine Split Mail. Does Shadowheart proceed to then take no damage due to the incoming remaining damage being reduced from 10 to 5 because of Resistance, with the final 5 damage being reduced to 0 because the Armour bonuses?
Americans spent the entire EU night shilling Really S and calling each other chuds oh my days bruv
Anyway, it's just an idea. In the meantime, I'm going to head to sleep so I can work on my figure sketches with my FemDurge as one of the references. I'll try to keep you guys informed on the progress of my magazine. Have a good night anons!
>>499481590NoTav would get hit for 15, reduced to 10Shadowheart would get hit for 15
>>499481735Night night
https://strawpoll.com/1Mnwk67jKn7
>>499481590Spell effects of the same name don’t stack. The same way you can’t cast Longstrider on someone twice just because you have two castersShadowheart would take 10, reduced by nothing
>>499481750Very well.>>499482102Well yeah, but they're not being casted on the same person twice. Shadowheart casts
>>499482575>cucked by autoposti am a buffoon and a fool>>499482102In theory it's like this:>Shadowheart casts Warding Bond on Tav, who receives the damage reduction buffs, maintaining Concentration>Tav casts his own Warding Bond on Shadowheart, who receives the damage reduction buffs that she is providing in turn to Tav, maintaining Concentration to do so. My educated guess is that they both function as you would think, but without any double/triple dipping damage reduction effects like >>499481750 said.
>>499481590Believe it or not, this is answered by the wiki. You cannot chain Warding Bond.>If multiple party members cast Warding Bond on each other, Warding Bond will not activate for either party member (Resistances and bonuses to Armour Class and Saving Throws are removed, and damage is not redirected).
>>499482575>>499482763It doesn’t matter if it’s two peopleWarding Bond puts the effect “Warding Bond” on both the target and the caster. So if the target casts it on the original caster, they’re just putting the same effect on. It’s the same spell effect nameHaving HAM shouldn’t reduce the redirected damage, because it’s magical and not an attack. Magical plate should work though, so Shart would take -2Either way, this is all very easy to test in-game
>>499482972>>499483041gay
>>499480695
>>499482583need him to drain me
>>499483041>Having HAM shouldn’t reduce the redirected damageIt does. Warding Bond simply redirects half of the damage taken to the caster. The initial attack being magical or not does not matter. Heavy Armor, Magical Plate, and items like Defender Flail all add up. With these 3 and Blade Ward, an initial hit of up to 25 damage is reduced to 0 for the caster.
nothing seems to stop me from going back and forth between the Act 2 mountains and the Act 1 goblin village. when am i actually stopped from being able to backtrack?
>>499485885The point of no return in Act 2 is at the end of the Gauntlet of Shar. There's a game warning so you can't miss it.
>>499484913HAM ON the caster, anon. HAM also only effects non-magical attacks.
>>499486471This is what I said. You're not understanding my post. A hit (magical or not) of up to 25 (physical) damage against A (with Warding Bond buff) is reduced to 0 damage for B (the Warding Bond caster) if B has a flat 6 physical damage reduction and Blade Ward. Heavy Armor Master will simply consider the redirected damage as physical and reduce it. You can test this yourself.
>>499487165…Anon. Magical attacks. A +1 weapon is magical. It’s not reduced by HAM.
>>499487578Heavy Armor Master will reduce the redirected damage to B (the Warding Bond caster). That the initial hit was magical in nature is irrelevant. It would only be relevant for A (the one with the Warding Bond buff) if A also picked up Heavy Armor Master. Do you have reading comprehension issues?
>>499487878Ok anon sure whatever you say
Enough. Discuss the Blade.
Everburn Blade is an uncommon greatsword that deals additional Fire damage. It is considered a magical weapon.
>>499488305I feel so safe when wyll joins the party
>>499485885nightsong
>>499488592You are very trans and cringe you know that?
>>499488431its good blade
Were the zombie nurses supposed to be hot?
>>499493758Are we poorly? Are we desperately poorly?
>>499493758They basically stole the designs of the silent hill nurses which were supposed to be hot and creepy so...
Wyll went to BooalKarlach lost her headWhat’s the meanest I can be to the rest of the companionsI’m already planning on giving Shadowheart to ViconiaAstarion - Ascend him then kill him with the Gur to damn him to hell?Convince Lae’zel to follow Vlaakith and then stab her when she tries to kill Orpheus?You can’t really be mean to Gale after you choose not to cut off his hand, can you
tfw need like 4k gold. god i hate charismafags
which companions are most likely to suck your balls during sex?
>>499499423Karl
last 2 digits decides which companions are most likely to suck your balls1 jaheira2 minthara3 rolan4 harper geraldus5 astarion6 gale7 minthara8 cazador9 halsin0 gortash
>>499500052thats what I would expect
Is Astarion retarded?>Start of act 3>Try the Astral touched tadpole and the powers are broken as fuck and super fun so do the rounds around camp to convince companions to take them>Figure out Astarion would be 100% into it as he always was in with illithid stuff>He absolutely refuse>Dig into it and he says he doesn't want to endure another transformation>Try to insist some more and it comes down to either intimidating him or brainwashing him>Decide to respect his choice and don't bring it up anymoreON THE VERY NEXT INTERACTION the retard says that the first thing he'll do once Cazador is dead is to complete the ritual for himself and turn into an ascendant vampire, sacrificing all his peers. I'm honestly tempted to make him eat ze bug because this is fucking nonsensical.
>>499500852He doesn’t want to be more of a monster. He’s already a vampire, might as well be a cooler vampire. But he doesn’t want to add the half Illithid partAlso the bit where you can dig into his brain and find out his greatest fear and then use it to threaten him into eating ze bug is 10/10
>>499478653>revealsDo you not remember when he did his shadowheart halsin run concurrent to the other one?
>>499480492>>499479562
>>499501790Stat him, /bgg/
>>499502249I know this is the gay tranny general, so I’m not gonna be speaking to like minded individuals, but I’m not gonna look at gay tranny porn/pinups.
>>499502515Sigh
>>499500852men are stupid hypocrites, more news at 11
Anyone has a picture of how default Durge looks with illithid corruption? Do his eyes also turn black, or do they still glow red?
>>499503110Sure, I've got an entire folder of the default dragonfreak. Have you gone mad?
>>499503512I just wanted to see if it was worth it to go with the default lizard for my next run,
>>499503110It should be obvious.
>>499503110black
>>499503906If you don't mind the shit stats and the ugly helmets, then use the defaults. Duergar and drow are the patrician choice.
>>499505592Ah, thanks, anon.>>499505608Already played drow, I guess I'll just go with normal elf this time.
>>499500052>Astarion and Mintharacorrect
Patch 8 is gonna fix bg3
>1 and 1/4 year after release>still no DLC
>>499510229and there never will be
>>499510269DOS3 will have a dlc
>>499510536Pegging DLC where you fuck a dicklizardgirl
>>499500052checks out
I want to impregnate Lae'zel
How is such a skinny race so physically strong?
>>499513410Their power isn't from muscle mass like humans. It's mostly psionic powers and martial training. You'd be surprised how powerful someone that's skinny can be if they spent their entire life doing one specific thing. Same reason why the hand you write with is significantly stronger than your offhand.
>>499513410Mind over matter, son.
>>499451867Gatsu?
I want to impregnate Aradin
>>499513410You just watched the Race tier list video dont lie
>>499512807Frog egg!
>You stole a child of my people!My brother in christ its literally in Laezels backpack rn.
Some of yall are alright. Dont go to sorcerous sundries tomorrow.
Kinda wanna play bg3 but its still too early to start drinking :/
Kinda wanna play bg3 too but act 1 is so much set up.
>>499516902Those early levels are a fuckin slog too
Good afternoon /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLov- wait what is that?>>499475407>laments about "sitposting">proceeds to "sitpost" immediatelyTut tut, that's not the Love & Harmony way.>>499515983Sorcerous Sundries...home...
>>499517447He’ll never reply to you, his pussy quivers from the aura your cock produces.
Shadowcatie...
>>499517447https://youtu.be/bI75H9lMhuIBTW, the OST in the Vault is just superb.Magical, and there's a little but of mystery and danger there. Perfect.
bangs are fuckin gross
>>499518915MORE FOR ME
>>499518915Exactly. Kill yourself.
>>499519608>>499517836Anon, don't do that...last time someone posted a cat, here, alas...
>>499519956Do you feel fulfilled?
There is no answer better than silence, and no punishment greater than forgiveness.
>>499519608>>499517836I saw this kot in /gaygen/ on /lgbt/
>>499520148yes, I'm very filled rn
>>499432735romance in MP is so fucking scuffed, only the host seems to get the others wanting to fuck him how to fix this?
>>499520389>t. Oscar Wilde dubbed by JK Simmons
When were you niggers gonna tell me you can use a hireling for the Jack of All Trades trophy?
>>499521164You can also press Shift+C to make your whole team sneak, and G can quickly group & ungroup your team.
>>499520425doubt
>>499521607He's filled with a Plug Of Madness.
>>499521292she cute
>>499521989Holy fucking adorable.
>>499521285>mustard racelel
>>499522840So why do you spam post?
Mintharafag could save /bgg/ as both general and culture if he just swallowed his proud and stopped being an attentionwhore for one moment to reply to his repliers who aren't himself.Alas, he wants something else.
>>499522875He has a spambot with a 4chan pass
>swallowed his proudUnintelligible ESL babble.
>>499523254No his posts don’t match up with pass timers.
>>499523265when you gonna drop that OF, bby?
>>499523341Put your name back on.
>>499524017>cliffgate>mom, dadWait, Karlach is Black??
>filter the troon>half the thread disappearswoah
Consider Halsin's milkers.
>>499524824nom nom nom, yummy
I want Astarion to impregnate me.
>>499524909We can go bigger.
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>499495352>Convince Lae’zel to follow Vlaakith and then stab her when she tries to kill Orpheus?Why not have her swap over to Orpheus, then let the Emperor gobble his brain?Either kill her right there or persuade her to deal with it and damn her to be an exile, it's a DC30 iirc, though.>You can’t really be mean to Gale after you choose not to cut off his hand, can youDon't complete his quest in Act 3.He tries to ascend, fails and dies.Only an image of him will appear in the epilogue.If you're Durge, you get two for one by embracing Bhaal, then forcing Minsc to kill Jaheira.
Is there anyway to take orpheus's power for myself? I mean, if vlaakith and the emperor can harness it, I should be able to too, right?
>>499524993Yes, We Can.
Which cheesy strats do you actually use?
>>499525407Become a squid and eat his brain.
any mods/guides on how to save edit? i just want to change approval
>>499525480I spent 20 rounds triple stacked potion throwing and rez tanking that encounter right before the inquisitor in the creche. My whole party got disarmed and we just lost sooo much momentum for that encounter because of it but Id rather do that than lose my HM.
An old norse word gard means yard or piece of land. It's like Midgard means middle earth. Ravengard is raven land. Ravens are well-known for being black. So Ravengard means land of black people. It's so deep!
The Axis of Evil: Namefag, Tripfag and Whinery...
>>499526404Ayyo, hol up. So yous sayin we wuz vikangs in sheet?
>>499526573*sniffs post* smells like slopfag
>>499526404>Veilguard is just an americanized version of Wyllgard- land of WyllImma kang
>>499523002Mintharafag would gladly swallow a lot of things, but alas, pride is not one of them.
thoughts?
>>499526591no you lived in a prosperous land called ravengard while humans lived in midgard. you are like gods to vikings. wyll was a powerful god and a king of this land and we puny humans still fear his name
>>499527336They have a plunger on his head cuz the studio is full of a bunch of shit-for-brains
>>499527559hahaha we are so silly hahaha
Wyll is a powerful duke and he made Minthara his duchess. Take him seriously!
>>499527559FUNNY
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I don't care about this game. I just come here on occasion to make shartfags cry.
>>499528396gj froggy
>>499528363no elves are beautiful they cannot have shit eyes and monkey body hair
Fat is beautiful
>>499528396Mr Vincke...
>>499528780stop drinking from astarionsisters
i hate fat people. i'm glad larian does too, i dont wanna see that shit in my games
>>499528883he enjoys the pumpkin spice flavor of basic bitches blood
no fat representation here actually! just thisobald. that's outrageous!
>>499529026blud...
>>499529094Hmmmm, a troll cancel campaign does kinda sound fun....
>>499529075he eats shart romancers?
>>499528780Kill yourself
Will /v/ ever stop seething about this game?
>>499529342I shall not be intimidated, swine
it's time to stop posting
Shadowheart makes me feel seen because I also have BPD
>Wyll disappears from the game if Karlach dies before meeting himThis is an odd choice. I get that it should have some consequence because it was his mission to do but straight up removing him from the game is peculiar.
I really appreciate the rarity of Mimics in this game, im always surprised.
>>499529801smol indie studio, pls understan
>>499528780kys
People always call the game's writing shit. Let's post well written lines.
>>499529801He becomes a lemure
>>499530106Astarion does not have a single bad line in this game.
>>499530106
>>499530106She loves me. She must do.
>>499530169every single ascended line is a cringefest>>499530220>>499530269ew
>>499530106Can't cast a shadow without some light
1. weeping dawn2. down by the river3. menu music4. who are you (char creation)>>499529446chuds can't accept that the game industry has certain standards now which however absurd are difficult to go against - NOT having DEI characters means swimming against the tide and makes you a target, which even a cold businessman is unwilling to do. educated worldly people can tolerate and laugh at absurdities from his own time rather than rail and whine about them constantly>Schiller: It is unsatisfactory to live out of your own age and to work for other times. It is equally incumbent on us to begood members of our own age as of our own state or country. If it is conceived to be unseemly and even unlawfulfor a man to segregate himself from the customs and manners of the circle in which he lives, it would beinconsistent not to see that it is equally his duty to grant a proper share of influence to the voice of his own epoch,to its taste and its requirements, in the operations in which he engages
>>499530317That line is so familiar. But I cant place where its inspo came from off the top of my head.
>>499530156But if you don't kill karlach at all and recruit them both then he just gets some horns.
>>499530269And people tried deny her loving Shar
>>499530106https://youtu.be/pNppUPAH-r4?si=IT8VkSDCfRTyIVOT&t=62
>>499530534For me, it evokes shadow the hedgehog. I'm not sure if he ever said it or not.
>>499530546Rules Lawyer debil bitch probably needs him to ‘participate’. Being apart of the group that kills her, even if he’s back at camp, is probably the lowest bar of entry for that.
>>499530307>every single ascended line is a cringefestits supposed to be, thats his bad route
>>499531484Cute murderfu
>>499451231You're JEALOUS and got offended that someone else posts SCREENSHOTS with black bars like you do in /tesg/.NO ONE ELSE is so CATTY and AUTISTICALLY persevering.
Trying to build companion Karlach. I plan to use her in this first playthrough of mine so I'm trying to be careful. I'm looking up some suggestions and finding something like this ability score spread:17 STR, 14 DEX, 16 CON, 8 INT, 10 WIS, 8 CHRThis assumes you take 18th point in STR at level 4, after picking Taveren Brawler. Does this seem fine? I'm really not familiar with this. I just want to be strong.
>>499529669I reply to your post and you are attached to me. Your next posts will be ignored and you will feel betrayed hahahaha
>>499528780so true sis
>>499531640What subclass is she taking?
>>499529669I love Shadowheart. I love you
>>499531841Berserker. That's what there's a Taveren Brawler thing going on. I dislike the piercings of Wild Heart, that's really the main reason I'm going with this.
>>499530106You don't trust this man. Draw your weapon.
>>499531962you can disable the piercings even with wild heart...
>>499530106I'm an angel of vengeance. That's what you made me.
>>499531640Thats almost how I set my current barb durge at creation. I went 15 in con though, and 12 in wis just because theres a lot of important wis saving throws in combat, then picked up asi increase at 4 to make 18str and 16con.
>>499531870She loves Halsin
>flamming fistslmao gaybois
>>499530106You know, I had a dream just like this once
>vorarephiliawhy
I kinda wanna try fighting Elmister....
>>499531962you can disable the piercings>>499531570she did the killing blow on anchev and raphael so the gear belonged to her
>>499532548A pleasant one, I hope?
>>499530106These boots have seen everything
>>499532663Elminster's construct*
>>499532726You were in it, so it was certainly... lively.
>>499530106Mizora, you arsehole.
zerker is great. using your bonus action to make another whole ass atk is the tits. its like dual wielding the same big axe
>>499532978I just saw lvl 20 and kinda wanted to fuck around and find out
>>499530106The only life that matters is mine.
>>499533236Slay Astarion
>>499530534>>499530317dis shit is straight out of kingdom hearts
>>499530106Im way too big.
I kinda wanna try fucking Elmister....I just saw lvl 20 and kinda wanted to fuck around
>>499533236Astarion...
How is Elminster lvl 20 but Sarevok is only 16
>>499530106I care about our lives, our futures.
>>499533508Elmister is a power gamer like gandalf
>>499533432I shudder when Big H whispers this to me
>>499530106I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die.
>>499530106I really liked the contrast between the two characters, like night and day, like selune and shar
>>499530106"Yiii yiyiyiha ha-haHAAA haha"
>>499530106I want to lay with you under the stars and feel your skin against mine
>>499533790See this?That means "Not welcome".
>>499530106"no one gets out of here, Alice cuck"
>>499534031Why
>>499530106I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.
>>499534031What would I gain by accurately deducing this is a tranny?
>>499534031>stretch marks from arm fat
>>499534031I've never seen stretch marks on the arms besides a few roid enjoyers. She's a biggun.
>>499530106I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.
Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.
>>499530106When Avernus sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing crime.And some, I assume, are good people.
More like Drizzt Don't'Urden - no. No that's not funny.
>>499534616But ive made that joke before... ;__;
Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?
>>499534725Makes one think
At least your favorite character is not retconned into a tranny.
>>499534964I wouldn't mind Halsin with a vagina
Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit.
>>499534964I can’t wait for Shart to be
>>499534031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>>499535172Where's Acererak when you need him >all the adventure paths ported into the bg3 engine using the unlocked toolkitWe're eating good in several years
>>499534186I had them from bench press
>>499534582
>>499535665Dumb chud
>>499535615Licking his ass stretch marks like I'm reading braille with my tongue
>>499535873Kill yourself
I really dislike the political appropriation of Kagha. She didn't do anything wrong. It isn't extremism to protect your own.
>>499535971Don't be upset, we can share. Plenty to go around.
>>499534045it's>No one gets out of here alive, cuck.
I hate them for stealing and desecrating rainbow.
>>499525480>Arcane lock on the stairs to trap act 1 ethel because i have no idea how to beat her in honor mode.>smokepowder barrels to kill wwargaz >command on act 1 voss to try and steal his +3 greatsword>the arcane acuity exploit to make ice surfaces that are literally impossible to save on for enemies>the reverbation magic missile build
>>499535984>It isn't extremism to protect your own.Says who? Unlike some endangered species, they're not worth saving.
>>499535984Dumb chud
>>499536139not that great of a booty tbqh
>>499536461There's a lot of good personality in those cheeks
I killed Lae'zel ;)
>>499536737too hairy
>>499536737imagine combing his ass hair
>>499536737Gross eww eww *vomits*
>>499536737imagine eating his ass and getting the hairs stuck in your teeth
>>499536737imagine... something
>>499531631ur brain has poopdick disease
>>499537401>>499537401>>499537401
Last for total silfynigger death
