Statue of Shar EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>499432735
Never forget Gortash rape
>that look
Giving Astarion a kiss on his cheek
>>499537526I really do hope you die soon.
>>499537401good OP
Cherishing and loving Astarion.
>>499537924Based
>>499537526Is that a girl or a boy? I forgot
Halsin would appreciate Gortash's ass hair and the work he puts into maintaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chqcGWym5d0
>>499537526
>>499538270You’re insane for saving this one lmao.
>>499538270haha what a wacky image
>>499538754Would marry ASAP. She would make a great housewife one day
Is there actually an encounter that Lump finds appetizing?
>>499538962No retard I only posted it once thats why it’s funny to me that they saved it.
Larian is dead, there's a new sheriff in town.
>>499537526Horrible first post. Please leave my general.
>>499539209Only if the most popular girl has cuck stuff (which I hope)
>>499539209too many options, I hate it.
>When the human OoD Paladin is a bit too much of a moralfag.
>>499538867>>499539104How could I not. Its beautiful. Made me shed a tear and gave me a new otp.
>>499538979b-b-based
>>499539371shart gets real uppity when she hasnt been dicked down by Halsin (whenever Tav is asleep or leaves them at camp)
what do yall think of my latest wyll ink?
>>499539371I think it's an issue that 3 out of the 4 female romances are some flavor of evil. There's Lae'zel as the token Lawful Good romance, but not everyone will be into flat-face aliens.
>>499539848Looks great, I’d like to see a canvas of all your tattoos, one full body picture please.>>499539549
>>499539981>lae'zel lawful good>karllach somehow evildid we play the same game?
>>499539981Githyanki and lae'zel both are lawful evil.
>>499540535>this againname 20 evil things she's done
I love my wife.
>>499540593It’s ok to like evil characters. See people who jerk off the Joker
>>499540508>stealing = evil>killing criminals = goodsimple as
>>499540593pretty sure he killed at least twenty of her creche mates.
You only say Lae'zel is evil because people like her.You don't hate Mizora because she's inflicting her evil on a black man.You're pathetic.
>>499541116Pea why are you evil?
>>499540773wyll steals and kills people all the time and yet people think he's good, curious?
>>499541116>heSTOP MISGENDERING PEOPLEAnyway, they were all fully sanctioned DUELS, every killing was completely legal and thus good.
>>499541123>man
>>499541352>wyll stealshuh?
>>499542060he's urban
>>499541325Because Pea is an anorexic tranny?
a broken and shattered minthara
>>499542302Would be funny if you could make her a proper sub
Astarion, Laezel and Minthara are evil and they are valid
Shadowheart should have been a female dragonborn
RS just hit 11k downloads
astarion should have been real so we can get married
>>499543013We could've both married him!!
confirmed lawful good since nobody could say what evil she did
wyll should have been an adopted half orc not a zesty nigga that whistles when taking a shower
>>499543114I…
>>499543114I love this trend. Astarion lovers are easy prey.
>>499543114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
>>499542795Are they unique :^) ?
Asty is only mine
>>499543584Gross
>mfw this thread
>>499543890same
>>499543890>>499543714the best for last, sisters
>>499544048You’re the one posting half the shitty images thoughever.
I want to drink Mizora's piss
>>499544257i don't post offtopic
I don’t think there are any non shitposters left.
>>499544273Is stealing other people's posts the only thing you can do?
>>499544429sure jan
>>499544457it's a shitposting website
Getting a bg3 or any video game tattoo is cringe!
>>499544457one weekone goddamn weekyou can survive that, can't you?
>>499544457>everything i don't like is a shitpostgrow up
>>499543114>>499543584Cazadorsisters...
>>499544781>I only dislike shitpostsyes
>>499544492You're going to patent piss drinking?
>Wyll you play my game, /bgg/?
I never felt strongly about Astarion sisters... but between the 20k sex doll... and the scar tattoos... well, I'll keep my opinions to myself.
>>499544889<3
>>499545471If you have any hope in bioware in 20 fucking 24 you deserve whatever burn comes your way.
Saved her life three times and she can't muster the restraint to not lie to me.
>>499544781why didn't you like the yuriposting?
>>499546117because lae'zel canonically does not share and shart canonically wants halsin to be a third
>armor textures get stretched trying to fit the smaller races awkward bodies
>>499546063>[More]The child. Does it even exist anymore? Was he retconned?
>>499546297wait til you see helmets on dragonborns
>>499545471I bet they had her divorce the HoF just to spite us
>>499546198larian likes shart and laezel together. your opinion doesn't matter
larian likes shart and halsin together. your opinion doesn't matterlol
The Frogfag is mad again
>>499545471If I'm gifted it. I'm a sucker for character customization. But I don't like the changes made to the lore and aesthetic since Origins.
>>499545471I... I do not remember your love, Bioware. I have tried. I have tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory. But it is gone - a hollow, *dead* thing. For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then, the memory of the memory. And then, nothing. Electronic Arts took that from me, too. I look upon Veilguard and I feel *nothing*. I remember nothing but you turning your back on Baldur's Gate, along with all the other franchises.
>>499545471no
>>499545471I will replay bg3 an eighth time
>>499545471I’ll buy it when it hits 20 dollars but knowing bioware the price will drop lower. So maybe I’ll wait for 10.
>>499547282Larian took a shit on bg characters too
white human male ood paladin and his white human female ooc paladin rival
>>499546414Bet she's a divorced mom who ignores her child nowY'know like the devs
>Wyll you arsehole!
>>499549892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYdeH4lGwUs
>>499549892Hang on a minute.. If you're pregnant, and I'm pregnant, then who's flying this nautiloid?
>>499550075
I like the lil piano diddly that plays with this
>>499549892>originwyll playthrough numbers skyrockets
>>499548398Only Viconia and Sarevok. Minsc and Jaheira made it out fine. 50/50 is good odds in [current year], and I think it's because a good number of people at Larian are actually fans of the ip for real instead of just cashing a paycheck. >>499548474>>499546457I thought we went over this already. Morrigan and Leliana both appeared in Inquisition, another nu-bioware game, and were treated respectfully. So was their relationship with the HoF, especially in Leliana's case. So the assumption that they won't be treated respectfully in the next nu-bioware game is baseless, and contradicts the only evidence we have, which is that already have appeared and were treated respectfully.You're allowed to dislike the game, but making stuff up just to complain undermines your credibility. If you want to criticize the game, go with facts, such as the fact that the game director's only previous experience is sims4 dlc (not a joke or an exaggeration), the artstyle is ugly, and they're only asking a total of 3 questions about the worldstate of the game rather than using the beloved dragon age keep system (and one of those three questions is just who you banged in the previous game, so there's really only 2 real questions). I shouldn't be doing your job for you people who want to throw shade at the game.
>>499550381>I thought we went over this already Hang yourself
Is there one person in this camp that doesn't stare at Halsin's milkers?
It is defending the game it preordered. Big surprise.
>>499550914I don’t know why he feels the need to defend it, his own personal enjoyment of it should be enough for him.
>>499551032>hisDude...
>>499550914He didn't defend it. He criticized it more aptly than you did. The difference is he's honest while you're shitposting
>Black Man Companion in popular RPG is seen as the most boring and disliked of the listWhat is this curse they have? I wont accept my casual racism as an answer. If they just wrote them better I would find them more interesting. ME2 wrote an absent father storyline for theirs like jesus fuck.
>>499551118I like misgendering him, whats wrong with that?
>>499551258>you>you'rePrior to that one and mpreg Wyll I haven't made a post in 2 hoursGit gud at your nooticing
>>499551296It's not like he wanted to be stuck on that planet, you know.
>>499551296in group preference is real
>>499551258Fine, I’ll argue with you instead of him on the singular area of his comment where he half assed defended his choice on preordering the game.>So the assumption that they won't be treated respectfully in the next nu-bioware game is baselessIt is based on the fact that Bioware is a shell of it’s former self. If you want a specific example look at Mass Effect Andromeda
>>499551416>It's not like he wanted to be stuck on that planetNot sure if your being sarcastic because he quite literally did. That was the whole reason he was gone, Jacobs dad only set off a distress beacon once his power play was going wrong.
>>499550505
>>499551609>Preordering from this studio after they shit out anthemYou hate to see it
>>499551514Whites are the only group to show an out group preference so by all standards I should like him?
>>499551968It’s a poor financial decision if anything.
>>499539209It’s a travesty what they did to the Qunari.
>>499551258Preordering the game is defense enough. He’s literally defending the game with his wallet.
>>499552072I dont even see the point anymore, most preorder bonuses just end up as free DLC some months after the games released anyway, and in a time where most people are downloading their games on a server I doubt they are going to run out of physical copies.
>>499552105I love it. What I'm not loving is that I can't play as a civilization bringing Tevinter imperialist
I hope he hates all the waifus in veilguard so he cant namefag for them
>>499552346He’ll begrudgingly waifu for one. Because he cannot help himself.
>>499551416He did. He had functioning distress transmitters that he didn't activate for years.>>499551258I don't know why people cant' just operate on facts. There are at least three valid red flags with the game that I would just nod and say "yup" if someone listed as reasons they don't like the game. But when people start making stuff up or contradicting established track records then it becomes speculation at best and lying at worst, and that begs correction. >>499551609We have gone over this already. There already is a nu-bioware game that both Morrigan and Leliana appeared in, and both of them were treated respectfully. As was their relationship with the HoF. Nu-bioware has already shown how they want to treat these characters and their relationships with you. You are contradicting an established track record in order to just say the sky is falling.I listed the red flags that are legitimate reasons to not buy the game. Not liking or buying the game is valid for multiple reasons and even I was on the fence for a long time. But I decided to give it a chance, because the money doesn't matter and I'd like to give a fair review from experience rather that speculating or catching a streamer play it. Dislike the game all you want, for valid reasons. But "they're going to ruin Morrigan/Leliana" is not among those reasons, because nu-bioware has already shown they don't want to do that, either on purpose or accidentally, because they already didn't do it when they had a chance.
>>499552448I can’t believe he’s dreaming of fucking other women with Minthara right there
>>499552569B-B-But he responded to (YOU)
>>499552518>We have gone over this already.He said the line again! He said it!
>>499552346>Taashfag>Belarafag>Lacefag>NerefagPlace your bets, gentlesisters50 (you)s on Nere
>>499551296>I wont accept my casual racism as an answer.Why not? The simplest explanation is often the correct one. Race is the reason the token companion isn't allowed to be anything more than a bland and inoffensive milquetoast wannabe hero, and race is the reason some companions are more popular than others. You think Astarion would have been as popular if he were Asian?
>>499552518>He did. He had functioning distress transmitters that he didn't activate for years.He had legitimate reasons why he didn't activate it. Not to mention it could've attracted batarians.
>>499552569>I’m talking to your cheerleaderAnon you’re talking to the cheerleader.
How am I supposed to deal with this? How am I supposed to resist this?
>>499552569Don't use the n-word here. It's not acceptable.
>>499552940Astarion is asian, tho?
>>499552797My own money is on Neve. I think she's very attractive and I like the smartypants wizard trope.But bg3 taught me to not count my chickens before they hatch. Neve could be totally cringe personality once we meet her in the game. My backup is the necromancer.
>>499553163simple problem to solve
>>499550153fuck you i laughed
>>499553227Unfaithful whore
>>499552797I mean Neve ofc, not based Nere
>>499553163you realize you dodged a bullet by not going shart
>>499553174It is always acceptable when referring to >>499553227
>>499553264Nah. I like her quite a lot.
>>499553445Based
>>499552940Racists oddly enough tend to like asians in my experience, you mightve just improved him.
>>499553424What's wrong with Shart? I like her too.This fight doesn't seem fair for Lae'zel.
Nere my love
>>499551296Ekun is liked, maybe don't task a gay poly faggot to write a black man
>>499553227>My backup is the necromancer.awww she's finally coming out as straight
>/bgg/ - Bioware Games General
>>499553749
>>499553572Next time don't let Shovel give you a haircut, Lae'zel.
>>499553905Use that on Minthara instead
>>499553832Autogenophile
>>499553686the polar opposite of lae'zel, dreaming about sex with other men
>>499553227>dildo instead of a legVery progressive, I like it.
>>499554041what kind of dildos are you using man
>>499553981Is that some kind of poly route for Shart or something?
>>499553832>tiefling with flesh colorsUmm
Mintharafag mafia has been the ones pushing gender affirming care on the youth.
>>499554160astarion and shart got hit with larian's poly quota. optional for both but the fanbase seethes over it
>>499554171Average Baldurmutts these days
>>499554345>shart>optional
>>499553981There's no way Lae'zel never thought of fucking Halsin
>>499554160She’s into Halsin and it makes all her fags seethe and shit themselves
>>499545471I already played your game, Dragon Age Origins.Crazy how they never made a sequel to it.At least the DLC was good.
>>499554160if you romance shart and halsin is alive it happens
>>499554498Thought about it JUST as much as Shart
>>499554345She's trying to guilt trip me... I'm not good with things like this. Sharty seems quite normal/innocent in Act 2 and when it comes to romance.
Karlach continues to have the least mentally ill fans it seems
>>499554582>>499550505Yep. Larian made everyone attracted to him. They've all thought about getting stretched by the bear
>>499554846Simply by Omission, Karlach has no fans.
>>499554846Well that's easy to say when she has no fans
>>499554920I mean who doesn’t want that?
>>499554846>Karlach continues to have the least fans it seems
karlach is the second most romanced character you chuds
>>499555049This makes them seethe
>>499555049fake news by the illumilarian
>>499555049if that were true we'd see a lot more of in game screenshots of her but we never do
>>499554547I doubt anyone cares about it as much as you think.>>499554498I don't think she mentions him, ever. At least so far. I'm mid Act 2.>>499554578I assume you need to romance both of them? He seems like an animal rapist.Frog got me first so to the frog go the spoils.
>>499555292go to twitter she gets ton of fanart
Good evening /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony..and longform posts offtopic analyses of other games written with a sense of contemptuous haughtiness that go unpunished just because the person posting them has a name! Let's go fellas!
Whats Mintharafags thoughts on Karlach? I simply must know. In essay format preferably.
>>499554846They just made a mod that removes her fingers in their ass
>>499555049That's as far as i made it with Karlach.
>>499555368>I doubt anyone cares about it as much as you thinkYou are blind. People seethe about it daily here and on r*ddit
>>499555521I wanted her cock...
>installed tactician plus with 2x hp>can't change the value at all with other versions, hp is stuck at 2xrip
karlach, astarion and shadowheart are the 3 most popular bg3 characters, no one talks about her because there's literally nothing to talk about, she has no content.
>>499555764clean windows reinstall
>>499555520Stop sucking his cock. Shameful.
>>499555521Larian made a sex scene where shes clearly fingering a girl's pussy and left it at that. Good mod
>>499555978No, let her finger your anus
>>499554345It's not optional, which is the issue. If you mention it for the first time, she says she's already been dreaming of it "more than a few times". Meaning she's doing it before you ask, and before she knows you're into it. She disapproves if you back out or if you say no to Halsin.If it WAS optional, then I doubt people would have an issue with it. It wouldn't be such a shitpost topic here either. If you brought it up for the first time and she said "sure, sounds fun. I'll think about it" then that wouldn't be an issue.
>>499556294Wtf is even going on in this picture
>>499555520She's cool. I like that she's among the only characters in the game that actually stand up to Tav/Durge over something.
>>499552748>>499553081>>499553174Who you guys talking to?Surely not someone who upset the local Trannitor namefag.
>>499555682>You are blind.I haven't seen a single person seething about Shadowheart/Halsin/whatever fantasy you have in here and I don't visit reddit. All I see is same old Shart/Halsin spam from a mentally ill cuckposter. I assumed it's some modded shit since all those images use mods quite heavily.
>>499543584Least mentally ill astarion fan
>>499556103Mintharafag... the game doesn't make you fuck Halsin. Every character has fantasized about Halsin's giant bear cock except Minthara who fantasizes about Shadowheart's stinky pussy instead
>>499556421>Calling Mintharafag a n’wah gets you removedYeah I’d believe it.
>>499556534>Every character has fantasized about Halsin's giant bear cocEven Gale?
>>499556706no he's a monochud
>>499556706Hmm he might be the only exception
>>499556514nope it's in the base gameyou need to up your nooooooticing skills, sharties getting mad at mintharafag is constant because he spoke the truth
I'm just sayingI've never seen namefag and whiner in the same room together
They paint the world with shadows, then tell their children to stay close to the light, their light. Their reason, their judgments. For in the darkness.... there be dragons....
Sharties are getting uppity again
>>499556760so based
>>499556514>from a mentally ill cuckposterI see you are retarded
character for this feel?
>>499556909nah he's right
>>499556534I didn't say you have to have sex with Halsin, and neither did the person I'm responding to. You are hallucinating, and your response makes no sense to the topic.>>499556706Every character comments on him being hot, even the men.But we're not talking about banter or an idle comment, Shart's is much different.
>>499556983any tav/durge romancing shadowheart
>>499556760When does he say this
The worthless pig fuck sees no issue rambling about Owlcat characters even though no one asked it to, but gets pissy when the topic of the new Bioware game comes up. I just think that's interesting - and hypocritical.
>>499557056They said the poly relationships are optional. They are
>>499557061if you call dammon a transphobe he turns into evil dammon and he calls you a fuck before initiating a fight
>meta screenshot hour
>>499557027It’s not 1 person. If you haven’t noticed shartfags are very easy to mess with
NOOO SHE CANT LIKE ANYONE BUT ME, BUT IM ALLOWED TO COOM TO OTHER PEOPLE, NOT HER THOUGH
I've been here for months. If I wanted attention, I would have already put on a name. I don't want to and I won't do it just because you can't contain yourself from interacting with things that bother you. What kind of disorder is this? Leave me alone and suck on this "Love & Harmony" ritual shitpost.
>>499557646AAAHHHHHHHH
>>499557061When you're dating him and you ask him to open your relationship to include Halsin. Gale is one of the character that says absolutely not, and if you press it he breaks up with you.>>499557158Shart dreaming of having sex with Halsin is not optional, which is what I said. The anon said the poly content is optional and it's factually not. I am not and never was talking about having sex with Halsin, the topic of this conversation is Shart's poly content. It happens in everyone's game because of the way John worded it. She's been dreaming of it already "more than a few times" before you bring it up for the first time, which means she was doing it before you ask and would be doing it if you never asked. Even a slight change in the way it's worded, so it's your idea if you want it or her doing it is optional based on things you say or do, would make most people happy. But as it is now it's not optional.
>>499557519Correct.
>>499557646It really is the most apt name for him.
>>499557646you can't say that that's our word
>>499557056>banter doesn't count cuz my minthara is the one trying to fuck shartkek
>>499557684
>>499557646With agp
>>499557757Checkmated the nigger. Damn.
>>499557757one is future tense, she might test shartthe other is past tense, she's thought of sex with halsin already
Guys stop, be nice. The resident jannie is literally about to become an hero because you keep saying the gamer word... just... just be nice! Leave the jannie alone!
>>499557757>My wife is trying to fuck our babysitterWould you really be mad, anon?
NOOOOO SHE CANT HAVE FANTASIES WHY ISNT SHE WORSHIPPING ONLY ME?? I SAVED HER FROM SHAR!!
>>499557894she's thinking of fucking shart in that very moment you retard
Thread theme>https://youtu.be/2aJ2Vh_e2dQ?si=VueEOvteWvzVYd-Z
>>499557976>doesn't address the past tenselol
Everyone in BG3 is a whore.
You "people" are out of control and it's only Wednesday.
This gen is such a fucking trainwreck it's unreal
>>499558174Not Wyll
>>499558174Everyone in /bgg/ is a Nigger.
>>499558174except MY waifu
Yall want some goodberries?
>>499558065wouldn't past tense make it more reasonable? if minthara thought of fucking shart back in the shadowlands or the past who cares. instead she does it in the city
>>499557156I find it really curious how the frequency of the namefag's messages decreases compared to those of the whiner when he is present, and vice versa: that's all. :)surely the points in common between these two figures are just a coincidence ... isn't it so, Timmy?
Is it frowned upon to want to fuck your Tav?
>>499558226Especially the namefagerino right?
>>499558174This is trve
>>499558239She's truly a modern day MLK Jr
>>499557757Minthara makes it abundantly clear that she's monogamous. Which means her comment about testing whether Shart is a deviant or a debutante is actually face value. She has no interest in an orgy or an open relationship or polyamory.So sorry anon, your false equivalency falls flat. Minthara remains one of the characters that is an absolute no to both of the poly scenes in the game, and Shart remains one of the only characters to actually disapprove if you back out of them.
>>499558326If it looks like that.>>499558328Yeah. He’s a fat black tranny nigger.
>swine posts its ritual slop>thread immediately devolves into shit-flinging and the n-word being thrown around every other minuteI just think that's interesting.
>>499557308>t. mentally ill cuckpostergood job outing yourself cuckie
>>499558412>Minthara makes it abundantly clear that she's monogamous.unless she can dive on shadowfart's poon
>>499558239Here’s the 1 Halsin/Shart shitposter>>499558446
>>499558326I'm frowning just looking at it
>>499558412she said she wants to find shart when she's alone at night. she won't allow you to screw around or let you tell her who to fuck but she's gonna get that pussy my guy
>>499558434>>499558593Maybe you are both homosexuals.
>>499558315no because it means she's already thought about sex with halsin while in a relationship with you
>>499558412>Minthara makes it abundantly clear that she's monogamous.She wants YOU to be monogamous. She's a town bike you deluded faggot. Do you know who she is? Do you know her house? Do you know ANYTHING about Drow lore? FUCKING KEK.
>>499558412She finds Astarion pretty and asked if he would change her as Ascendant. Does that make you seethe and cry?
>>499558412Yes, Minthara would be like a serial killer, while Shadowheart would be a mass killer
John Baldur would be disgusted with the state of this thread
>sharties make their mental illness and denial apparent>thread immediately calls them retardsi think that's neat!
>>499558769Thoughts on female goblins miss Pea?
>>499558326Yes. We celebrate beauty, not vulgarity.
how do you feel about the +2 to attacks and savings throws in tactician difficulty? sounds like it incentivises you to do more direct damage instead of CC
>>499558436Wow, we're SO desperate tonight, huh?
>>499558715Uhhh wouldn't that possibly make it the opposite? In the past could mean all the way back in Act 1 or 2
Mintharafag is the worst poster in this thread. The source of all shitposting and spam in this place. I wish he joined his kind already.
>>499558767We all find Astarion pretty.
>>499558909I do not care about BG3's sloppy combat.
>>499558909Please stop trying to talk about the game. We're discussing our resident attention whores.
he's pretty pretty gay WAHEY
>>499558174Wyll isn't, and I don't think Gale is either.Minthara did wacko things as part of being a drow noble and priest, but she's not now that she's discovered she likes normal healthy relationships.And I think that's also true for Karlach. She has a line about wanting to "lay her way across the sword coast" but I think her relationship with Tav and the tone you get from it makes that how she used to think and now she likes the real relationship you have.Come to think of it, that's actually similar to Lazy as well. She used to be slutty because that's just how people are in the gith military, but by the middle/end of the game she has also discovered she actually likes real relationships and monogamy.So I'm sensing quite the strong pattern in this game.Hell, even Astarion, who has a body count in the thousands, follows a similar pattern, where he was ordered to do most of it, and even the portion he wasn't ordered to do, was him deploying the only defense mechanism he knows. He also enjoys monogamy once he actually gets the chance. Even though he does acquiesce to Halsin entering your relationship, we learn more about his true inner feelings when he dissociates during the brothel scene. That sort of stuff is not what he wants.Shart may be the poly queen who's been dreaming of it long before you bring it up and has disapproval flgags if you say no to Halsin, but she's actually quite happy in her monogamy ending and it's not like she needs those things to be happy, she doesn't even bring it up again if you say no both times. So damn near everyone in the game follows a similar pattern.The only one that is an actual true slut for real is Halsin.
Now one post of mine is enough to generate a chain of 0 replies. Just talk to each other. It almost doesn't even matter what you say anymore. All that matters is that you suck.
>>499558960Yes but she compared him to drow male prostitutes. She definitely used those often.
>>499558909I just do damage, worked so far.
>>499558845Good. Very good.
>>499559023>>499559097damn
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into lae'zel while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>>499559142will you ever stop calling shart a whore it's been over a year this is not healthy
>>499559346>stop calling a spade a spade
>>499559185>generate a chain of 0 repliesthis pasta adjustment still makes me giggle every time
Anyone who only uses female companions is a coombrain
>>499559251>I just do damage yeah that's my point
>>499558909Its weird. Like cc is really powerful on one hand. If you can land the spell, then it carries a lot of momentum. You still need dmg to finish the fight though. So a slight chance of landing a cc vs a much better chance of landing dmg... dealing dmg is just going to be the strategy the produces more consistent results.
>>499559190>She definitely used those often.Haven't we all?
>>499559142Every companion has roughly the same backstory and quest goal>I was used and abused by an authority figure in the past>Now he/she pursues me and I want to break free from him/herWith the accepting of Gale who's undoing was his own.
>>499558909I think it makes the game more difficult, which means less fun. And fun is the name of the game. That's why you should install cheats that give you a +2 bonus as well. Or maybe a +4 bonus. Or maybe a +40. It's more "immersive" and more importantly, "fun."
>>499559501I don’t LIKE futa
>>499559460anyone that bought bg3 is a gooner aside of pic related
>>499559501What's the meaning of this picture
>>499559629I LOVE them. I wish they were real
>>499559662Post the one crying about tiny dick mocking
>>499559346You're responding to a post in which I didn't call her one so this is another hallucination post that makes no sense.Shart is happy in her marriage ending and never mentions Halsin or polyamory again if you say no both times. This has never been about her being a "whore", it's about the way it's presented. It should be optional, that's all I've ever said.
>>499559468Yes, damage.
How many twink drow clitties has xhe stomped
>>499559628i just want to use all that the game offers, and it feels like it's indirectly restricting a lot of cool spellsbut i might not be taking everything into consideration, so im just asking what you think
>shadowheartfag gets cucked by halsin>becomes mintharafag>gets cucked by shadowheartGrim
>>499559809
>>499559662Why are larian forums full of schizophrenic retards
>>499559895Millions
>>499559817>if you say no both timesYou literally need to take her to a whore house and ask her to join. What do you mean say no to her? You initiate it. You tell her you want to fuck whores in front of her and get mad when she wants to join?
>>499559809Which one lol, i have seen like 5
>Godey blasting the Shadoweart fingerguns™Did you fellas think he boned Astarion?>>499559628How many images of my game do you have saved on your pc? I think that's cute <3
>>499559938Do all BG3 fans have a micro?
>>499559934>>499559938These>>499560102
Question:How fast can I get Minthara as a companion in Act 2 without breaking/abandoning any quests? I'm about to cross the bridge to that evil place.
>>499559921He deserves it
>>499560307pretty fucking fast just go to the prison under moonrise and save her
>>499560159All
>>499560307>Drow male>not BT 4pathetic little creature
>>499559907You should play the game the way you want. Come up with your own strategies. Overall, the game does slightly favor overwhelming damage and short fights that last 1-3 rounds. It doesn't have to be the only way to play though.
>>499560435Drow men are tiny twinks that get dommed by ugly creatures such as Minthara
>>499560307Getting her out of Moonrise without causing suspicion is really easy and can be done as soon as she gets put in the dungeonJust go to her torture chamber and pass a deception check
Can you kill the hobgoblin in the goblin camp and still side with them?
>>499560307side with the harpers in the ambushtake the lampkill the harpersspeedrun to moonriserescue her dungeonspass a couple intimidation checkswala
>>499560435>>499560520One of the funniest things you can do with 'Speak with Dead' is talking to the dead drow outside Waukeen's Rest>"What was your occupation in life?">"...male"
Wyll's theme https://youtu.be/UTHLKHL_whs?si=ZNYLVhkvpoOsa-17
>>499560723>Fuck my male drow life…..
>>499560380>>499560537Won't it force me into ending Act 2 and saving the tieflings, dealing with the bad guy etc.? I'm paranoid I'll brick my run.>>499560654I helped the harpers, saved Isobel and did everything on the right side of the map. All is left is to go over the bridge to the town and Moonrise. I thought going to Moonrise will end some other quests and force me into an end game of Act 2.
>>499560920the only real point of no return is in the shar gauntlet
>>499560920You should go to shar temple and beat that first
>>499560920You can get her without going and saving the tieflings Just tell the guard you're in charge of her and walk out the back door
>>499560095That's not quite accurate, actually. You don't have to say anything to Halsin, he speaks up and she disapproves if you say no to him. It's not dependent upon your input. You also don't have to lock things in with the drow either, you only have to ask them about what they're talking about. If you're playing a clueless Tav who asks prostitutes what they are talking about then you hit the content in question too. You don't have to be playing a horndog Tav or be seeking this to hit it. Which is, again, most of the issue. You should watch the encounter from start to finish on youtube.Here you gohttps://youtu.be/w7eKw54JNVM
>>499561248mindbroken holy fuark
>>499560920>I'm paranoid I'll brick my run.I'll never understand "people" like you. It's like you're deathly afraid of, you know, PLAYING the game. What good is it if your hand is held at every step of the way? Try ROLEPLAYING in the ROLEPLAYING game. Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural.
>>499561248astarion disapproves if you kick out halsin too. its not that serious
how do I get a husband like Astarion irl?
Angy
>>499561248>Not his waifu but argues for her daily Um?
>>499561061>>499561116>>499561225Alright, thanks. I'll break her out.Unless she's dead.>>499561365By bricking I mean bugging the game. I experienced a lot of bugs so far. One forced me to reload a save which lost me 3 hours of gameplay. Act 2 is especially buggy.
>>499561542You can't
>>499561592Shart used to be her wife for years
>>499561592do you think he'll go back to being shadowheartfag if swen bows to the redditors and rewrites her
>>499561542You don’t. No real man is as good as him.
>>499561648why not?>>499561747I know but I want to get as close to him as I can. I'll take what I can get.
>enter your tent after a long day>jumpscared by Gale standing there, teeth barred and yipping like a hyena>ballsack sticking out of his robe and held flat like a hyena's ear>"Yiii yiyiyiha ha-haHAAA haha"thanks Gale, very cool
>>499561718Yes, Halsin clearly mindbroke him
>>499561718swen doesn't give two fucks about bg3 he's too busy making his next game dark souls 4
>>499561710>he backedI just find it funny the dedication in wanting to share, or rather - impose one's fate as a ludocuck on others, for months, without stopping
>>499561907We need more Gale shitposting
She doesn't want to put out, she accepts (ignores) you fucking other people in Act 1/2 and then suddenly a suprised pikachu face when you pick someone else. Also she can't even be your girlfriend. Shar is not into that, why is Shart insisting about being with you? It goes against her religion.
>>499561718Nah, I like Minthy. Part of the reason I was Shartfag was because Minthy wasn't a companion in EA and my first run was good where I just killed Minthy in act 1, so I didn't get to know her. I didn't change to Minthyfag until my second playthrough where I recruited her, and discovered that she has some of the funniest lines in the game, is one of the only evil companions which is fun, has a dramatic story, and actually surprisingly had a cute romance. I think I changed my name during my second playthrough after she told me her backstory, I did the Zenthino scene with her, and she called me alurlssrrin. I'm actually very happy as a Mintharafag and don't plan on changing, even if they fix Shart's writing.
>>499561965The space game will just be mass effect 4
>>499558858Dirty stinky sweaty Ilmatari feet
>>499562220>loves her so much he changes her unique hair to match his own agp self insert?Erm?
>>499562220Her romance is like 3 minutes worth of voice lines. One quarter of shart and laezel
>>499562387That's what he likes about her. So he can impose his headcanon fantasy upon the character.
>>499562160Female Gale? I don't know, fellas.The whole deal with Mystra works better when he's an ex-boytoy.I mean, I know there are elements, but the aspect of being a lover has a completely different dynamic between man-woman and woman-woman.
>>499562387> 12 minutes for shartOoof, Swen dropped the ball
>>499562483That’s how Sharfags are too, I’m nooticing
>>499562228mass effect with bird people and lizard folks sounds cool im sold
>>499562483Yes, mostly because Larian can't write decent companions
>>499562537That looks nothing like Gale. Not even a brunette.
Lae'zel raped me
>>499562793
>>499562793Dominate your frog retard
>F5>miss>F8>miss>F5>miss>F8>miss>F5>miss>F8>miss
>>499562743Then why do we obsess over them?
>>499562743the dos2 companions were goated lil bro there are some cool ones in bg3 too
What happens if you kill your tav/durge? Can you just carry on without them? Just use 4 companions? I was kinda thinking itd be neat to kill my pc.
>>499562908I tried but she beat me into submission
>>499562947precision attack?
>>499562982Your standards are just low. There were simply less bad, big sis.
>>499562947bg3 uses seed based rng so if you do all the same thibgs before atking, the results will always be the same
>>499562182>she accepts (ignores) you fucking other people in Act 1/2Pretty much no one reacts to that.Except Karlach, oddly enough.>why is Shart insisting about being with you? It goes against her religion.Her religion / romance issue is pretty much ignored outside of her Sharran route, where Shar demands that she ends the relationship.Granted, there's one dialogue that appears (and stays) the moment you step into Act 2 until the Shadowfell, but that's about it and even there she says that her being "distant" is only temporary.Either they didn't want to throw in even more characterization into the romance (Shart already has a ton of dialogue) or you are supposed to take it as a wave with the flagpole that Shart is not exactly a proper Sharran.
>>499563163larian games are objectively terribly written but you can't deny that they know how to write compelling companions, people love their origins are long as they're not boring niggers or ugly dwarves
>>499562387First of all, that's not even true. If you look at the number of lines each character has, Minthy has 5.3k and the characters with the most lines like Asty and Shart have around 9k. It's not like there's actual meaningful difference once everyone hits the several thousand lines area.Secondly, even if it was true, it's not about number of lines. Bigger isn't automatically better. Minthara's jokes, romance, and unique perspective as both evil and a cultist make her interesting to me. I like someone who has their goals and beliefs, rather than Wyll or Shart standing around asking me if they should kill their own parents.
>>499558412>Minthara makes it abundantly clear that she's monogamous.Lol, lmao even
>>499563204What or whose seed?
>>499562387This obsession with the amount of "content" is depressing. It's like an inability to appreciate a character unless they have 1000 voiced lines and a lot of "content." It is fatally reductive and treats characters as if they were dolls. By your logic, minor characters like Samara would be discarded because they only have a few minutes of screen time.
>Shield literally does not workNice game, Larian
>>499563526
>>499563502He ignores that because he likes her
>>499563502they just licked her, nothing more.much like that gnome that kissed Shadowheart.
>>499563502>anon leaves out the literal next line where she says she fucking hated them for doing it Also, what do you think 'monogamy' means? Pure virgin trad waifu?
>>499563531you can replace content by story, quest or ponies if it helps you sleep at night
>>499563618wtf i love rng now
>>499562947See RNG as an aspect that helps you decide your build, your way of creating the character, and through combat you will begin to better understand not so much how the game works, but the mentality of your character.
oh shit I'm going in
>>499563502We've already gone over that. Multiple times in the past, as well as in this very thread. We already know she did wacko things as part of being a Menzo noble and a priest of lolth, but now she has the first opportunity in her life to try a real relationship with no Lolth backstabbing and she discovers she actually likes it. She tells you her sad backstory about how she could never really love someone, because they were either going to kill her or she would be ordered by her house/god to kill them. She's never experienced true love, and when she finally does with Tav, she likes it. It's both sad but now it's cute.As was also already said multiple times in the past including earlier in this very thread, it's actually a pattern that many of the characters follow. Shart, Minthy, Asty, Lazy, and karlach all have a similar broad theme of discovering they actually like a healthy normal relationship after their various ordeals or atypical approaches to sex.
>>499563703>>anon leaves out the literal next line where she says she fucking hated them for doing it No such line>Also, what do you think 'monogamy' means? Pure virgin trad waifu?No, but it sure as hell doesn't mean "I'll stay with you for two weeks, then I'll murder you and fuck someone else"
>>499563531This is very simple, and I'm going to help you out. Unless the writing is bad, more writing is good. You seem to miss this. And this is why when people give examples of the world's greatest novels, they're close to 1000 pages like Anna Karenina.Especially if you recruit Minthara on a good playthrough, it is literally a quarter of what Laezel or Shart's romance is. It feels like you speedran a romance. You save her from the dungeon, make her happy with her Act 2 end dialogue when she sits on the throne, and by the next time you're in camp she's offering herself to you.
>>499563771And the point would still stand. Sometimes, the best and most memorable characters are not the most prominent ones. Like Samara.
>>499564058>o, but it sure as hell doesn't mean "I'll stay with you for two weeks, then I'll murder you and fuck someone elseexcuse me? That is called traditional marriage in menzoberranzan
>>499564191I don't know dick about ME, Minthara is barely a character because she has no quests or story progression which pisses off the playerbase, comprende?
>>499564058>No, but it sure as hell doesn't mean "I'll stay with you for two weeks, then I'll murder you and fuck someone else"Which... isn't what Minthara does>No such lineThere absolutely is. That entire speech is her talking about how all these suitors came to her and she thought they were all useless and didn't expect to find someone she trusted... and then she met youIt's so funny seeing people try to make Minthy out to be this hussy, when she is literally the most fanatically loyal partner and party member you can have.
Astarion just did big cummies in my asshole.
>>499564627YUMMY
Larian will patch a new line about Minthara dreaming about keeping Halsin a sex slave. Screenshot this
>>499564627Enjoy monkeypox
>>499564560>when she is literally the most fanatically loyal partner and party member you can have.ahem
>>499563925What a cute guardian. Shame about the male thing ruining the screenshot.
>>499564850you type like a fag
>>499564627Gay Astarionfags aren’t welcomed here
>>499564847Stop freakspreading in my general.
>>499564847Lae'zel is a close second
shitty combat aside bg3 is pretty sweet but I still like dos2 better
>>499564847Adamantine armor looks so bad
>>499565251you look so bad
>>499564560>Which... isn't what Minthara doesIt's what at best is implied by that line. At worst it's just random hookups.>There absolutely is. That entire speech is her talking about how all these suitors came to her and she thought they were all useless and didn't expect to find someone she trusted... and then she met you>It's so funny seeing people try to make Minthy out to be this hussy, when she is literally the most fanatically loyal partner and party member you can have.Nope, that line is from when she invites you to fuck after slaughtering the grove, she approaches you and says that if you don't talk to her before going to bed. She's not the least bit sad or sentimental there, she's just bragging.
>>499565141Zased and trve
>laezel>goes from thinking you're inferior trash and a mere tool in a world she can't wait to leave to viewing you as her motive for being and becoming the lens through which she experiences beauty and genuine love for the first time>minthara>hey I come from a society where everyone is a sociopath and you aren't so I feel attached to you now
>>499565461ZAMN
It's always funny when people try to pretend two very similar characters are totally different. All for a lazy "my waifu > your waifu."
useless guards
>>499565754minthara and lae'zel are similar but minthara has a quarter of the writing so she's just lae'zel-lite. simple as
>>499565754>minthara>character
that stomach looks pea-sized :)
>sharties trying to drive a wedge between the two patrician waifus to distract from their own cuckoldrylol
>xe boughted failguard
>>499565430Ok anon sure you're definitely not objectively lying
talk about gale
>>499566319he talks too much
>>499566319Gale rapes his cat
>>499566319
>>499566157how the fuck could you not pass a DC30 persuasion check to have both of them in a harem?
Why can't i change my companion's appearance with the magic mirror like in DOS2 this is so gay
>>499566630because people would make white wyll memes and that's haram
>>499566319Gale is a character who for years suffered the negative influence of a bully goddess, who emotionally abused him, and who perverted his nature. When Gale distances himself from Mystra's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his arrogant and know-it-all nature, it is also possible not to be completely society's waste, maintaining his human aspect of him.
>>499566604karlach and shadow make more sense
talk about astarion
>>499567194He's a manlet
Veilguard is coming out in a few days to obliterate BG3
>>499567194Sexual abuse is funny and worth ridiculing when the victim is male, according to the swine.
>>499567194He’s my husband
The only MALE victim of sexual abuse, who should be mocked, is Mintharafag.
>>499567649Already doing that
>>499567460this is 4chan bro. anons make fun of shart for getting honeypotted and diddled by an elder gnome too. it's not a gendered thing
>>499567432>failguard
It's sTiLl fUnNy aS FuCk hOw tHaT AsTaRiOn tHiNg gOt uNdEr yOuR SkIn.
>>499567432Can't wait because it will finally kill bioware
>>499563410>Bigger isn't automatically betterNametranny confirmed for having a tiny pecker.
>>499568265I can confirm
Isn't a bit out of character that Lae'zel goes along with your ruse towards the Gith patrol / creche regarding the artifact?She's still 100% on board with Vlaakith at this point and will even turn on you in the creche depending on how things play out.It seems weird she's just like>i'll just play along with those weirdos, fooling my people who are looking for the artifact
uwu baby Shadowheart is just a lost scared little angel who would never be mean. I’m not only into her for looks uwu
>>499568393Is it smaller or larger than this character's penis?
>>499568528Smaller
>>499568528Damn anons think that’s hot?
>>499568528nyl2 told me drow women hang dong
>>499568787>nyl2Die
>>499568871Nyl has contributed to the moral growth of this community.Mintharafag? Not so much.
>>499568406because her first and foremost goal is to get cleansed and you've shown strength
>>499568676All 4 female romances are beautiful. Always.
>>499569132Karlach should've been a female dragonborn
>>499568406it makes zero sense but larian lets the player charisma check their way out of everything
why is gale evil
>namefag goes on long rants about shart when he is being a pissy little bitch tranny>namefag got called a no-no word quite a bit todayDeafening
>>499569428all autistic people are evil
>>499569132Manthara is so fucking ugly replace her by mizora,isobel or alfira
>>499569531Mizora deserved a better sex scene
>>499568996he’s the ONLY one making bg3 blender porn and it’s gross futa !
>>499569618How can you even call it a sex scene when sex doesn't even happen in it
>>499569717):
>>499569118Yeah but she's still bound by orders and pretty much any Gith outranks her.>>499569372Is it even a speech check, does Lae'zel spill your secret unless you persuade her otherwise? I don't recall.
>>499569946that's how much she wants your dick anon, she's willing to look past her race and that's why lae'zel is best
>>499569132They are all pretty but Minthara. I thought drow women were supposed to be sexy
>>499569946no i'm pretty sure there's a charisma check there. if you fail she'll tell voss what happened
>>499570624Minthara is a supermodel compared to the grinch
>>499571192This is just flat out un true
The very first blast of Halsin's seed into Shadowheart while you are asleep or leave them at camp, permanently changes her "scent."This is a druid thing, he essentially completely marks her as his. Even though he allows you to be with her, the scent transformation is always there to remind both of you about his ownership of her.
>Finally arrive in Baldur's Gate >Decide to check out the carnival>Shadowheart says she has a stomach ache, going to stay in camp>alright.jpg>have a blast at the carnival>return to camp>notice shadowheart has grease in her prepared spells list, i didn't know grease was part of a cleric's spells>halsin smirks at meuhhh guys?
Minthara is FUCKING disgusting looking.
>>499574441her ass looks sad
>>499574441trve
shadowheart but a cute boy :3
Minthara but a woman
>>499575293unfathomable
all these months and its still amazing how a single sharran cleric mindbroke this general and continues to do so to this day. praise be to the dark lady!
orin but a cute boy :3
I'm experiencing such a gaming drought I'm actually thinking of trying this shit game again. Have there been any decent mods in the last 6 months or so?
>>499576091No but a massive factorio dlc just dropped
>>499576091Play something else bro.
>>499558326I think she's kinda cute. A solid 6.
>>499576830but enough about shadowheart
>>499558858
>>499564013How can you take yourself seriously when you spout such bullshit>[...] Asty [...] all have a similar broad theme of discovering they actually like a healthy normal relationship after their various ordeals or atypical approaches to sex.Ah yes, "get on your knees, darling", such a healthy normal relationship>karlachShe literally could not come into physical contact with people for a large part of her life, there is not the slightest hint that she ever would have wanted anything but a healthy normal relationship
>>499577250ummmmm that’s ascendant astarion not spawn astarion
>>499576921I was talking about the high elf. Shadowheart's act 1 hair is still really horrible.
>>499568406it makes the most sense if you go to the creche last, because then she's had more time to trust you as a deliverer, and even begin to love youif you just go there asap then yes it's out of left field
God Minthara is so fucking nasty
>>499574898is minthara retarded? does she persist in thinking, all the way to the endgame, that its a good idea to control one of the most destructive forces in the setting in the pursuit of power?
>>499539428artist?
>>499578771Have you heard the story of this 20 INT genius who had his sights set on one little magical crown?
What caused the downfall of /bgg/?
>>499579349falsefroggers backstabbing frogchads when frogchads are having fun poking fun at shadowheart
>>499579297>20 INT Retard failsSURELY THE *checks notes* 10 INT genuis will succeed
>>499579838*Genius Minthara's Penuis
What's the evil companion interaction like at the reunion party? Does the emperor show up?
I love him
>>499580391He just sends you a letter.
>>499577580Yeah, his idealized form. Unlike Sharran/Selune Shart there's also no easy way to turn him good by gifting him a few flowers or something
>>499580889retard
>>499580952Not an argument
pookie <3
Pave my path with Love! Build my castle with Harmony!
What are some of the most fun classes/multiclass combos or team compositions in BG3? Fun is the key word. I don't care about the meta, just fun.
>>499582919Wild Magic Barb Halfling
>>499582919Ugliest creature
The 2 INT manface that thinks selling mind, body, and soul to the divine aspect of murder in exchange for wildshape+ is not just a good idea, but brilliantVS The 20 INT genius that wants to exploit a unique situation to elevate himself and his qt 3.14 babygirl to godhoodVSThe 4 INT vampire spawn that wants to damn 7,000 souls to eternal suffering including his own in exchange for immunity to sunlightVSThe 4 INT warlock wannabe that can‘t decide between eternal damnation and an opportunity to be a real hero VSThe 5 INT barbarian that can‘t decide between illithid transformation and an eternity fighting the blood war VS The 9 INT cleric that can‘t decide between blind loyalty and crying her eyes outVSThe 12 INT knight that can‘t decide between heresy and fundamentalism
>>499584458people will say bg3 is poorly written and then proceed to produce this
>>499577250That's acendent astarion anon. It's not the same character we're talking about. When I say Astarion, I'm not talking about Ascendant Astarion, his bad ending where he loses what's left of his soul and engages in obviously unhealthy relationship with Tav. This should be obvious so your post is pointless. I even laid out one of the scenes involving Astarion, not ascendent astarion. you're also just straight up wrong about karlach. She says she wants to "lay her way across the sword coast", which means she likes having casual sex on her own terms, but the tone of her relationship with Tav features nothing like that and is healthy as far as we can tell and she is monogamous as far as we can tell.
>>499584727VSThe 2 INT lonely gamer that emotionally bonded to a fictional character
>>499584973how and why did you survive the hurricane?
>>499579349Not enough lizard girls
>>49958291910 levels into paladin and 2 levels into fighter
>>499585107>emotionally bonded to a fictional characternow there is no need to be disrespectful to your mom
>>499584973u are not handling the no no word well
>>499582919Paladin 5, rogue 3, sorcerer/warlock. Cheese to get infinity spell slot so you can duelwield and smite with every hit.
fellas what do you say, are we about to witness another 3 day marathon?
>>499585739VS*The 2 INT lonely gamer, but just as a joke
>>499584973>she is monogamous as far as we can tell.you can't tell very far if having her state to you point blank she wants to become a tinderella, makes you still imagine her as a monogamous woman. you seem to be as high on copium as the shart-halsin deniers
How much stats can you lose in game? The mind machine from the cresh(-2 int, -2 wis, -2 con), mirror of lost(- 2 any), and book of thay (-2 con).
>>499586825There is nothing in her relationship in the game that suggests she's like that anymore. Her "lay her way across the sword coast" line is internal monologue early on in the game before the relationship is fully established.
>>499580501>>499581161>>499581620*smooch*
>>499584973>She says she wants to "lay her way across the sword coast"that's on her origin. karlach used to be completely poly and they rewrote it. they were too lazy to rewrite the origin
>>499556103Let's not go forget all of this is triggered by (You) going to the brothel and choosing to have a romp with the drow twins.It's almost as if the game saw you take a few steps down depravity road and went "I gotchu senpai"It's almost as if you could prevent this by simply not having an orgy with whores.
>>499587795she flirts and fantasizes about halsin regardless of whether you pursue the orgy. cope. all that does is make it extremely explicit for the midwits
>>499587795>this againbrother she already fantasized about sex with halsin, the drow orgy only makes her say it aloudso if you don't participate you're secretly getting cuckedif you participate you're getting cucked not secretly
>>499587557Oh LAWD you are not taking it well
I can't believe Larian removed the Astarion spooning scene from the final game...
>>499585108He’s from Florida?
The 2 INT malding sad boy VSA dream
>karlach/shart romancers
why do shartfags (and frogfags i think?) freak out about the meme brothel but not when shart romantically declares that her and Lae'zel were MAAADE FOR EAAACH OOTHHHERR? shart reads as more in love there than in any other romance
>>499587795You're mistaken, and this has already been covered in this thread >>499561248. You don't have to do business with the twins, you only have to ask them about it. It's wild I can literally post a video of the exchange and you still get it wrong. I'm leading you to the water and you're refusing to drink.You're also wrong about the second camp version of the poly scene. Halsin approaches you at camp and asks you to ask your partner to include him, and if you ask Shart about it she already approves.The only way to never see this content is if you just completely ignore Halsin when he talks about it in camp and you never speak to Shart, and if you also don't talk to the twins. The problem with never talking to the twins is that the game takes you through there in both Raphael's questline and Lazy's, meaning you're going through there as part of the main stories. If you go over to the drow and talk to them while you're there doing main quests, and you simply ask them a few questions not do business with them you see the content.Last but not least, there's also the issue of how it's worded. This is the third time I've explained this in this same thread, but let's do it once again. Shart reveals that she's been dreaming of having sex with Halsin "more than a few times" already when you bring it up. This means two things. The way it's worded, it means that she's already been doing it before you ask, and that she would be doing it if you never ask. Your proposal, that you simply never go talk to the drow so you never see it, actually doesn't solve the issue, because the way John chose to write the line, she's already been dreaming of it "more than a few times". You never seeing it doesn't change what John wrote she does. This is like saying what you don't know doesn't hurt you when you actually have cancer, it's just undiagnosed.
pixel girl: *dreams*the 45 yr. old severely autistic live-with-his-parents bald subhuman: *through tears* NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!! GOD NOOOOOOO!! *repeatedly punches his computer screen* FUCK YOU!!! BITCH FUCK YOU!!!!
>>499589169kek this general is so pathetic
>>499589169shart romancers are indeed pathetic, sad creatures.
>>499589282the frogfags that only romanced lae'zel because of this and are also terminally obsessed with shart's dreams are pathetic too
>>499589458>whataboutismshartfag cope
>>499589569no you're all unironically incels
>>499589000Because men feel more threatened by another man. And Halsin definitely mogs them irl
>>499589627>stage 3 of grief: anger
>>499589000>when shart romantically declares that her and Lae'zel were MAAADE FOR EAAACH OOTHHHERR?do you have a single in game line to back that up
pixel elf: *doesn't exist*the 28 yr. old severely autistic live-with-her-cats chubby femcel: *through tears* NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!! GOD NOOOOOOO!! *repeatedly punches her computer screen* FUCK YOU!!! BITCH FUCK YOU!!!!
the 45 yr. old severely autistic live-with-his-parents bald subhuman: *washing his bloodied hands in the sink* Shadow…what? Never heard of her. Sounds like a bitch, kek. *fake coughs* More like Shadowbitch. *turns to face you, his face puffy from crying* Minthara is cool.
Jealousy is for children
said the retarded communist
>>499590087true that. a real man takes care of his girl even if she has fun sometimes with other men >>499588641
>>499589961*cats skedaddling* *Tom and Jerry soundtrack playing*
>>499584973>ascended astarion: NOT MY CANON>origin karlach which is completely different from companion karlach: MY CANON
>>499590082This really happened
>>499589894did you miss the yurispammer posting all this shit?
>>499590361that's only if you play origin
>>499563204False, you can brute force dice results with save scumming, so dice results are not seeded. Tested in and out of combat.
Should I kill the mushroom men?
>>499590464In denial
>>499590464that's still like more romantic than anything else i've ever seen her say in a screenshot
I will certainly believe the person citing the game and posting videos over the people making stupid greentext and personal attacks
>>499590638no they are cool
This thread is unironically filled with losers. Yes, you who are reading this. You are all losers.
>>499590641just as in denial as those who ignore the>crossed my mind once or twice, or more than that
>that shar book says cuckolds find solace in darkness>this line comes up with the halsin sceneuh oh
>>499590704Of course, you're gonna believe yourself.
>>499590047is this from our local drawfag?cute, alsoStalker 2 soon
the 45 yr. old severely autistic live-with-his-parents bald subhuman: *out loud* This thread is unironically filled with losers. Yes, you who are reading this. You are all losers. *a single tear trickles down his cheek*
>>499591372yes our very talented frogfag
kek, it's malding again
if only there was a little love and harmony
Tails clip through capes and that's everyone's problem.
>>499591087So Shadowheart's soulmate is Lae'zel but she still thinks of fucking Halsin from time to time? Damn. Sucks for Lae'zel but she can appreciate a good set of milkers too, so maybe she doesn't mind a dream here and there. And KarlACK loves Wyll, so I guess that only leaves Manthara as the only viable waifu. The namefag had it right all along /bgg/
>>499591675It doesn’t bother me
uh oh
>>499591328makes sense since you that is a cuckold-exclusive scene
>>499592147see>>499589007
>>499592085This wounded my very soul
I don't understand the Shadowheart controversy. She's not a real person so she's not actually having sex with anyone. And you can't actually be in love with her because she doesn't really exist.
Halsin won, Laezel won, Minthara lost
>>499590638Yeah, kill the fat bastard. He don't even show up to help out in the end game.
Pea'zel...
>>499592305Bunch of obese autists that care way too much about a videogame. Make fun of them and move on
>>499592213I don't care about headcanon
>>499592509and yet you engage in one where shadowheart did not dream about sex with halsin more than once, curious!
Mintharafag cannot handle the no-no word, every time he gets pissy the shart shitposting goes up 10,000,000 Percent.
>>499592313>halsin drilled shart>laezel won shart's heart>minthara was rejected tvue
>>499592590Only happens in degenerate playthroughs. Curious
>>499592819hey i thought you said you don't care about headcanon!
>>499592860not that anon but your waifu is gonna be licking her poussy in real canon
>>499592305Dreamgate is a super big deal if you‘re a low-functioning ball of unresolved emotional trauma and intimacy withdrawals
>>499568125Bioware will buy Larian instead
>>499592305> She's not a real personShe's a real hoe tho
>>499593228Is there any reason why (you)r player character should be acting like an isekai fool in front of her?
>>499593630high int character i kneellow int character i wave
Anyone know which vendors sell the +2 chainmail armor?
>>499594029i think it's one of the ones that's table-based so you can abuse vendor refresh mechanics to get one at anyone who sells armor but it's only go show up at like level 8+
>>499594457>>499594029lvl7+
Do you use the normal +1/2 item with no unique ability?>>499593731I always kneel. Not kneeling feels out of character, like I have moral and thinking out of this plane.
Sigh...
>>499594502It showed up for me at lvl 6 in the Creche and Underdark.
Hope Lae'zel appreciated the creche detour. I hate fighting w'wargaz
>look at reddit>they're crying about halsin againnothing but chuds over there now
>>499597287You mean you're posting on reddit
>>499597418wrong. it is funny to watch tho
>>499595579I hasted my Archer Fighter and killed him in a single turn. Is he strong or something? He didn't do anything. The Underdark crocodile was annoying.
>>499597287Halsin is drinking their tears
does Sharran shart partecipate in the orgy?
>>499544650What's in one week?
>>499599126No
>>499538979do people actually like Mol?
>>499599658He's getting his vagina installed
>>499600001I want to rape correct her. She is the tiefling that everyone fear and the other refugee enable her. Deal with devil, thieves, and selfish.
Post your play time
>>499601476Mintharatranny's hallway beeps
>>499596964first 200 hours was on a pirated copy
>>499601476Here
>>499601476
>>499602381>more hours in fo4 than nvnot based, cringe in fact
Bg3 should have ended with a kaiju battle. I bet the plan was to use ansur, but they had to cut act 3 upper city and make him undead dragon.
>>499603129Hey man, most of my time with the game was on my red ringed xbone or via pirate. I also like creating strip clubs out of my settlements
Human has sex with an elf, no one bats an eye.Human has sex with a goblin, everyone loses their minds.
>>499605561And?
>>499605615I should be allowed to fuck Gribbo without controversy.
>>499605561Who’s everyone?
>>499601476It's a lot, but this includes a few years worth of EA and lots of multiplayer so eh.
Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the deepest, most philosophical games ever written. It starts by asking you to consider the value of a single mortal life, seemingly for no particular reason, then ensures you remember your answer 100 hours later. A timeless masterpiece that will be studied for decades to come. Truly the Lord of the Rings (movies) of video games... for now.
>>499607589That is real and true Astarion
We love Halsin.
>>499601476Embarrassingly low. Around 300 hours.
So bg3 is still in the top dozen games by popularity. That's impressive enough on its own, but notice something about most of the games on this list? They're free to play. If you make it fair and sort by full price games only, bg3 is....the only one on this list. Wow. Every single other game on this list is either fully f2p or is like 15 bucks. Even cod has Warzone which is free to play and the players are rolled in together in their playercount.It's so incredible that a full price story based crpg has held these numbers for so long, and remains so high on this list even a year later and after going on sale so few times.The industry....is healing....Swen won.
>local manchild is excited over his favorite corporate overlord making billions
>>499608562If you were to liken it to a movie (trilogy), what would it be?
bg3 may been dropped but at least larian will actually care about their next game
coghalf cute half frog
Why did she dye her hair white? Fucking ruined
Me, in act 1:>"WE NEED A TANK, WHY WON'T HALSIN JOIN MY PARTY!"Me, in act 2:>"Never mind, enemies are dead before they hit the floor"
>>499609024>corporate overlordWho?
>>499612661Swen and Li Tencent
>>499538583lmao i love this schizo shit its pure comedy
>>499539209lmao as it, the entire game looks, plays and sounds like shiti watched the reveal stream live, it was glazing for the first few minutes then everyone was shitting on it for the rest of itand those were the fans of the franchise
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jixHk6N0_4
>>499578915https://app.rule34.dev/atf/0/mol_(bg3)+score:%3E1
>>499608562I won't touch this game until I haven't finished BG1 and BG2. Based on how shitty BG1 is, it will take awhile.
>>499615143>tfw green as a toad and twice as ugly.
>loli hoursI'm back
Someone looks very upset behind Isobel.
did you ever have a run where your fave companion died
>>499618495fave? no lae'zel is too strong to die
>>499618301>>499618301>>499618301
>>499618495Not at all. Thankfully. Though I’ve yet to do a run on honour mode
>>499620458you're too early and very gay
>making a new thread 50 posts earlyIt's that simple?
>>499624502C'mon, its all they've got.
>>499608562>The industry....is healing....Considering that BG3 was labeled as an anomaly by many studios which argued the expectations should not be for it to be replicable, it doesn't feel like the industry is healing at all. Rather, it will be remembered as that pretty good RPG from 2023, but don’t expect the next big thing to be held to the same standards.
>>499632478>bg3 is the epitome of quality now>too good for the average AAA publisher to attain We are gonna need James Cameron to find out just how far the bar has fallen.
>>499553686She rolled to attack first and almost killed me before I even attacked.
Astarionsisters might unironically be the most unhinged posters
>New thread deletedIs /bgg/ officially cancelled?...AIIIIEEEE PEA, SAVE US
>>499635264the doll is proof of that
If you're gonna do this faggy shit in the future bump this other thread off with spam. You've done it before.
>>499637969>make a new thread 50 post before the bump limit>it gets shoa'dgo figure
>>499637969BG3 is basically DAO in HD with worse writing and better gameplay, literally any of the AAAslop factories could make one if they hired a director that actually knows their shit and had a good game engine, FromSoftware and Larian will dominate the RPG market until then
>>499638165>FromSoftware>RPG(dont take the bait, anon. dont take the bait. just let it silde and ignore it...)
>>499638309>action RPGs aren't RPGs...why?? THEY JUST AREN'T OK??????Even Larian's third person action RPG was considered an RPG and marketed as an RPG you dumb larianigger
damn bro got cooked
Anyway, about Cambion piss and Dolly-thrice's farts; what's our thoughts, bros?Cambion piss, probably just tastes like pe(a)e. Dolly's farts, probably extra stinky to better cropdust mortals with.
Hello /bgg/I love my cute Jewish husband, Astarion.Say something nice about him :3
>>499638729he called my good friend barcus a slur and never apologized
>>499638784>gnoggers
>>499638479Then why does it play like a fighting game?
Karlach is so popular Bioware copy pasted her design and made it gayer >>499639315what
>>499639391If Fromsoft makes RPGs, then why do they play like fighting games and not like RPGs?
>>499639391>>499639636They're not fighting games, and they're only slightly dressed as RPG's.In reality, they're rhythm games.
>>499638729he's going in the oven
>/bgg/ is literal high school girls talking about who's the cutest and who would be up for a threeway/cuckolding>bg3 threads on /v/ is either a mindbroken schizo getting his posts deleted in record time or people talking about him>reddit is just "hey guys did you know (incredibly obvious thing)?"where am I supposed to go to talk about baldur's gate 3?
>>499639636>>499639750wow I don't know which post is dumber, the guy calling the opposite of a fighting game a fighting game, a genre made to make 2 people fight each other, or the dumb nigger who thinks that calling an action rpg a rhythm game somehow makes it less of an rpg>>499639940here, you get to call other people who actually care about the game slurs and their favorite characters reddit
>>499639750>In reality, they're rhythm gamesSekiro, yes. Dogshit is all about movesets, spacing, reading enemy animins, iframing, and whatnot. Theyre way too clunky to be rhythm games like Sekiro.
>>499640036You can play a Souls game from start to finish without a single piece of gear beyond what you start with.Every single boss has a rhythm. Follow it, and you win. That's a rhythm game with RPG elements.
>>499640036>a genre made to make 2 people fight each otherThats literally the endgame
>>499640324You know what you've convinced me. Fromsoftware actually made fighting games for the last 2 decades. They're also rhythm games and not RPG because they don't have a dialogue tree. I feel so much smarter and enlightened.
Im imagining just how sweaty anon's brow is as he watches the post count slowly increasing towards the bump limit, his itchy finger twitching above the post button of the new thread. Sweat stings his eyes, he licks his chapped lips, and whispers outload to himself...>soon....
>>499640689I just hope it's a coomer OP.CoomerGODS need to run these generals.
My ravenous hunger whispers to me: bake, bake, and bake again. My ruined body yearns to reap bread in this world, and when this Sour Urge calls, it possesses my whole being. Injured beyond repair, I know nothing besides this: I must embrace this Sour Urge, lest it consume my mind.
>>499641397*smashed your favorite novelty mug on the floor**flips you dbl birds*
>>499641595>>499641595>>499641595
He literally couldnt wait for 2 more posts, hahaWas about to loose his god damn mind if he didnt get to bake, lmao
