Previous: >>499103003Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Wizard vs Knight vs Ninja 10/25-10/27• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>good map in rotation but also bad map
weyyo!
>>499435446>you get bad map 15 out is 16 times
uhh
Have you emptied the shops after two years?
How would you nerf woomy?
anyone wanna play some open?
>>499437592Make her floppers shorter.
Sex with veemos
>>499438693Good veemo
>>499440180Woomy its Ockober its to cool to be dressed like that>Today's temp 80Carry on woomy carry on
why does she look at me like this
>>499440879She wants you to improve your life
Ayy!!(What a Lovely Day!)So who's playing the guitar?
WHERE THE YEBBIES????
>>499441941Waiting for November 1st.
>>499441941All dead I drained them down to nothing but squid husk's in one night.
Beeb season is in full force
>>499437592Make her look like this.
>>499442501you just made woomy very very silly and thus made her stronger
>>499442501SEX
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>499443325Fryebros...
>>499442457Yes it is we're everywhere right now.
>>499443613begone, octo scum
>>499443743>floopersMmm flopper sex
>>499444572this concept is fucking gorgeous
>>499442067Why? Yebbies deserve to celebrate Splatoween too...
callie!
eel skirt frye save meeel hands frye save me
>teammate snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory because he wouldn't take two steps off the ledge to GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER when overtime started
Would anyone care to join me on a quest to slay a Megalodontia?
>>499445604>6(4)Impressive
>>499436696Emberz and Barazouki left all 70+ stars, none of them in the shop today
>>499446007Yeah
>>499446007Ok
>>499447470>>499447641Rooms going up
>>4994478073/4
Woomies on vroomies
How do we end the strife between the races?
>>499450054by only leaving one race
>>499450054Strife?
Hosting SR on the hour for dailies and 1 king salmonEVP400
>>499450054Setting up woom/veem orgy locations across the cites. Also setting up yeb/tako orgy locationsA good wild night of free sex can fix most problems
>>499450054is this a trace of a gmod render
It's no coincidence that this game was better before they added playable octolings
>>499451320I find the better become better once veemo arrived
>one fair match lost to dumbass eliter teammate>two instant spawncamp stomp 5 minute fests of prolonging the inevitableYeah.>>499446027Yes, him. The tower was stopped right under his ledge. Just had to take a step forward. But no, he had to try (and fail) to shoot the enemy swimming towards it.
>>499451320but octo expansion was the best thing that happened to the series
>Game freezes for a second at the end of a shift nowWeirdGGs sr
>>4994502703/4
>>499451917GGs, sorry for jobbing some most? of the jobs!
>>499451917that happens if you only sleep your switch for like a month. restart it.
>>499452483you're garbage at salmon run
>10 losses in a row>Absolutely stomped every timeI'm so fucking shit at this game jesus christ
>>499452609I know.
>>499451917>>499452483GGs
>blockedOk, GG I guess.
Still a slot open (y), feel free to come back.
>>499452830your input doesn't matterjust keep playing
>>499453307>>499453350Try now.
>>499453350Thanks, but I guess someone in the room has me blocked now.I'm gonna pass anyway, got my capsules earlier and I'm not doing great this rotation anyway. Cheers!
>>499453307>>499453742Name them.
>>499453979I don't know who else joined the room after I got kicked out. They can name themselves if they care enough.
>>499453742My sincerest apologies, maybe another time then. Appreciate you coming by, this rotation isn't the greatest.
>>499452483what color do you want your woomy’s anus to be?
Woomy has arrived
>>499455970Cool woomy.
>>499455114Don't worry, and I do appreciate you saying that!>>499455350Green, but only until Splatfest is over, thanks.
who else is listening to kpop while playing turf war
does anyone have that pic of shiver, frye, and big man in bed and big man looks like this?
>>499456229I listen to ipop
>>499456441
>>499456779ty king
>>499456647Amazing weyyo, needs a yebby that looks just like him.
>>499456715What is ipop
Behold /ink/ Deep Sea Big Fin woomy has been caught on film last month. Lured in by free foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpSYNyRMBuo
>>499456158>playing with a blacklisted signature outfit stealercongrats youre blacklisted too-hs
>>499457336Iggy Pop
>>499458680need eel handed frye handjob
>>499457760but happy sky, fantasy and kold were the ones who stole outfits from her happy sky was using the sailor shirt with sandles for the entire span of splatoon 3 lifecycle and only recently stole an outfit from sneakysnake and i can even prove it
>replying to yourselfsad
kold youre the one who was publically begging in the thread for people to add you after they blocked you for harassing them
There's been so many stages in this series, yet there's so many environments they haven't tried, like a tropical island or an underground cave structure. Makes me wonder what kind of stage ideas will be in store for Splatoon 4.
>>499442391god she's so cool
>>499462571You will get more urban settings and you will like them.
>>499463638With Past winning the Grand Festival, I honestly expect to see more traditional battlegrounds.
>>499463386Octo Samurai 2.0
Post some cephs but don't expect anything https://youtu.be/AsiXRa4FACI
>>499462313
>>499465793
>>499466009get out of here with those bad cephs
>>499466009>literally one person out of this entire group actually changes clothesSo st/ink/ers doesnt apply just to these peoples gameplay then kek
>>499467090seven??who??
>entertaining shitpostersyou idiots never learn
What do we do about the Octoling question?
>>499467779We must secure the existence of our squidple and a future for inkling children! Heil Hinkler!
>>499467560they're gonna reply to themselves anyway so it's not like it matters
>>4994682671/2/3 would4 maybe5 pass
>>499468287you mean like what you just did right there kold
>>499468267sex with all
/ink/ niggas be like>UOOOHHHH SEXSEXSEXSEX
>>499469094if i pull those out will they die
>>499469817It would be extremely painful
>>499469094imagine the flopjob
>>499469094Yes sexo see >>499457452
>>499465793What if I already did post my ceph? >>499443613
>>499474304I want Marina to takohandle my ceph.
>>499474304this was marina right after she defectedshe's gone soft by now
Goblin underboob...
It's a schizo post, ignore it
>>499478789pwarl
It's so tiresome...
Stop feeding the enemy.
>>499481087Man you're really unlucky
Day 2 of eating junk food and it's giving me such a headache that I can't splat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROdnRZhIdpg
>>499465793Nah
>>499487362>guy who wants to play the game gets his post deletedgamesdeadlol
>>499491614it's sad how dedfish only got like 2 or 3 new songs in side order despite being a major character in it
>ask to play game when 90% of the world who can afford the game are asleep>get upset and complain that the game is dyingsome of you are too sensitive
>>499495971no one complained tho
>>4994959717 posts in 4 hours a couple days before a splatfest is still pretty grim but it's not exactly unexpectedwe had our fun and now we rest till the next game
>>499496031literally 2 posts above mine some retard crying that the game is dead because someone else deleted their post>>499496240>newfag doesn't know about dead hoursif you're not a newfag then don't act like one, this is a site wide thing. even the fastest threads on /vg/ come to a crawl during these hours and want to know something absolutely fucking unbelievable?our thread isn't even 0.1% of the player base and never has been, stop pretending like inactivity here means anything outside this general
>>499496334>2 posts above minejust a shitposter
>>499496334I still think they spread the playerbase too thinhaving 4 or 5 separate queues is all well and good when the game came out 2 months ago but not these days
https://youtu.be/TAafJaVHnzU?si=H5vPC-48DVaMT6D1SHIOKARAZU FOREBA DA!!!!!!!!!
>>499497330squid sisters if their music had literally one ounce of personality
my wi-
>>499499201>Fusing the Aspie with the Bipolar bitchAAAAIIEEEE MY PENIS
>>499499201need to seem them collab on some retarded shit desu
(You) wouldn't be ready for that kind of commitment
>>499499781>just hangs at the house all day watering plants and fucking around in flstudioseems pretty low maintenance desu
>>499499781We could've had the option to fix and wife Acht but Nogami hates soul
>>499500237Eight is already married to Three thoughbeit
>>499500384>CanonIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIMIT'S NOT FAIR
>over 300 replies thread>deletedjanny madder than ever
how would acht react to someone sneaking into their house and pouring weed killer on all their plants?
>>499501589Why would Acht react to someone sneaking into their own house and killing all of their plants? That's none of her business, she just wants to make music.
>>499443816racism is not allowed !!!
>their>theirweak bait, go back to /v/
>>499499781Paul is so lucky
what is your ceph's near-worthless skill?my woomy can almost instantly solve over a dozen different captcha types, most of which long since obsoleted
>>499476247SEX!!!!
>>499502316My woomy can explode on command but only once
>>499502291to have a nice big sister who looks after him
>>499502316my weyyo can tell what pizza toppings there are just by smelling the box
gm ink
>>499502794hydraulic press the woomy
>No Harmony amiibo>No Acht amiibo>No Judd/Lil Judd amiibo>No King Salmonid amiibo>No Tako amiibo>No Craig amiibo>No Octavio amiibo>No Grizz amiibo>No Zapfish amiibo>Two (2) Squid Sisters amiibos>Two (2) Dyke amiibos
>>499502970
>>499502970every character that doesn't have an amiibo will either be dead or have a significant design change in the next game
>>499502970>no seasonal amiibo trading card packs
>I'll just play open to get those 33 points until rank up>how hard could it be
evangelical woomies protesting off the hook
liberal woomies protesting grizzco for killing minoritiesconservative woomies supporting grizzco because he wanted to return to tradition
>>499504005Marina already generated enough controversy with real evangelical fundiesThe way she's dressed is "poisoning the minds of our youth"
I'm voting for callie
>>499504275i actually didn't know thatlet the octopus be sexy i say
>>499504275Why do boomers/tradfags try to ruin everything?
>>499497330painted fingers callie erotic
>>499505795>tfw it's physical dlc
>>499506079every time someone complains about splatoon's balance, send them thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov13bCq-RCk
"callie" this "callie" that, everyone knows marie is obviously superior
>>499506613Shut the fuck up nono
>>499505930>yfw it does fuck all
>>499506692i don't know who that is, i just think marie is better
>>499505930I've been using the same USB dongle I bought for the Wii. I hope the Switch 2 has a built in LAN port like the OLED does.
I like em both
>>499508437Same but I lean more towards Marie
>>499508437Rubbing herself with Callie's flops...
>>499509046>Getting coated in Calliestink
>>499509412Callie's body so erotic...
>>499502695exactly
>>499465793have a rain-singing woomy
Me: :(Squid Sisters: "Stay Fresh!"Me: :)
Am I cute /ink/
>>499513632Mayhaps...
>>499513632yes!
>>499514023my girlfriend
>>499513632a little
>>499513632Show more skin.
>>499514535It’s cold now
>Flounder>Sturgeon next
>>499515231best maps in 3 desu
>>499515396>bucketnigger hands typed this post
>>499515396>t. backlinerfag
>>499515396>flounderHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>sturgeonit’s mid
>>499515435go wait for hammerhead/brinewater rotation then
>>499515481>backliners>on flounderThat's one of the worst stages for them, anon.
>>499515880doesnt matter when most flounder players stay in a perch all game just like any backliner
>>499501845Is this the full image?
>>499515396>flounder>anywhere near goodnot with that god awful spawn region
>>499515231pov you're me playing with frye's face before sex
>>499516319why are you ever in spawn past initial rollout
>>499516678>why are you inking the base in turf war
>>499516745why are you playing turf war
>>499516678because the enemy won’t let me get out :)
>>499516480
>>499517154because i enjoy it
>>499517602my wives greeting me
>>499518052you shouldn't
>>499517602I know this is Splatfest-related but Pearl would definitely eat cake while at the beach
>>499517625that's not me you're lying
>>499518284why not? i like the simple inking, it's dumb fun to me
>>499518525dumb fun is not real funbarely a step above drinking and weed
>>499518934lol okay, i still enjoy turf war. it's nice not to worry about points or ranks or whatever.
grizz should have won
should I download splatoon 3 if I sucked at splatoon 2?is the game still alive?
>>499520416it's about as alive as 2 was at the end of it's updates
>>499520416return of the mammalians is fun
>>499520643She is sin and evil incarnate, this temptress succubus A harlot who harvests the souls of young men and thrives on semen and life energy
>>499520846she's just a little silly
>>499521681octavio wept
>>499521681Tako defectors will do anything for food
>>499522283What are you talking about she makes 10x more than the wage slave woomies at Mako Mart do. Pearl pays her maids top woomycoin for the job. Plus free room & board and full medical as well as a private turf war zone for the maids to enjoy during off hours.
>>499523647hugging them with their soft sweaters...
Anyone down for a smattering of slom at rotation?
gotta stay woomy
Can anyone tell me who made the Callie fan art at the top of the thread? I feel like I’ve seen the same art style before
>>499524653this?https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1497331
>>499524431I could go for a king in a few mins
>>499526327Just say when
>>499526817Booting up.
>>499527079Assuming that's youSalmon 2/4, (You) me if you want in
>Wants to play>looking forward to splatoween>Still feel burnt out >Can't bring myself to start up the gameI hate when I get like this
>>499527351let me in
I sometimes talk to idols on those AI chatboxes.
>>499524465But sung by Callie & Frye instead of humanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVx1kq0B38U
>>499528667Opening
>>499528815im truly sorry
>>499528939Comming
>>499528815
I hope they do more cross-group duets and groupings some dayI want to see shiver, pearl, and marie singing about money
splatoon 4 shouldn't have a singleplayer or pve they need to focus on making the PvP actually good.
>>499530787wrong, they should bin pvp and focus on the stuff theyre actually good at, singleplayer and co op
>>499530942they already did that for 2 and 3
anyone wanna open?
GG's Salmonators!
>>499533434GGs
>>499533019Pearl thought she was a hick when they first met
>>499530787the pvp is good though
>>499470201You are a big woomy
>>499533654specials are too strong
>>499535126>the special weapons that are meant to be strong and do more damage than a regular weapon are too strongyeah that tracks, retard
>>499535245Specials being retarded are something that holds back every shooter that has them. Leave I-Win button shit to MOBAs where they belong.
>>499535245they are meant to be advantage states, not win buttons.
>>499535126specials should be strong, that’s the whole pointhow are you supposed to retake when the tools specifically designed for taking space and gaining advantages do nothing
>>499535905>>499536309no special is a win button, and if you think so you're bad.
>
I don't use Crab Tank because I'm good with it, I use it because it's a silly crab.
>>499537081crab is not a win buttonit has observable weaknesses that can be exploited
Am I insane for missing different ranks per mode? I enjoyed bringing each of them up
>>499539609Just play X rank, it's not like anarchy ranks actually matter anyway.
>>499536406specials should be stronger than mains. that doesn't mean they should be overwhelmingly powerful. take a special like rain, wavebreaker or chumps- they are stronger than mains in a way that they let you use your main and add a bit on top of it. they can, should and do fail to have meaningful effect if you don't capitalize on them, because on their own they are less than one player's worth of effect. a high-commitment special should be balanced in a way where its power is roughly on par with main plus low-commitment special, less 2x main and more like 1.2-1.3x main. failing that, it should come with setup requirements besides "charge me", clear downsides and counterplay, increasingly more with more power. inkjet and kraken fit that description. trizooka and cooler do not. cooler is particularly egregious because it nearly doubles output of every player who gets a drink- and there are four. that's way more than one main plus low-commitment special, that's up to 4 mains worth of extra effect. usually less, but it's still multiplicative. and it multiplies other specials too. if you don't see how you are supposed to retake in a game about territory control, you suck at splatoon. you might even do good and shoot guys better than anyone, but you are lacking in terms of fundamental understanding of the game. i bet you also say retarded things like "respawn punisher makes you play less so it's an unhealthy ability". >>499536881for an entire match? no, not at all. but for a current engagement, yes, the strongest specials can just say "fuck you it's my turn" and get away with it too.
>>499543832This is why you don't make your woomy think.
ARE YOUR BODIES READY
Whenever someone posts a non splatoon related image I can't help but think they just wandered in here from /v/
>>499546426Anon after he learns something besides splatoon exists
>>499440180Who sold alcohol to this clearly underage Woomy?
>>499540013>playing x-rank
>>499549118good squids
>>499548017What we could have if Nogami wasn't a coward
>>499549779
>>499468267You'll have to protect the children or Goji will rape them in the ass.
>>499544579Enjoy being unpaid beta testers for any and all ninty games.
>>499550751haha yeah mangetting to try out new video games before they're release is sooooooooooooooooooooo shit
>>499551760>playing nintendo shit besides le squidkid gameThey're either garbage or single player, they just lucked out with Splatoon's gameplay.
>>499553923haha okay man
>>499554027>t. plays Animal Crossing unironically
>>499554662haha no man
>>499553923Mario mogs splatoon
>>499554753Mario hasn't been good since NSMB, Wonder just got praised to high hell because it spent like 15 years being uninspired slop.
>>499555117Did I stutter? Mario mogs splatoon
>>499551760Didn't say it didn't come with an up side but you do understand what you are by doing this right? Free labor
>>499526251I’m talking about the one captioned “Callie’s fat floopers” But thank you for the help anon. If you know the artist that would be great.
>>499558542oh that's @whichdoll
>>499559154Thanks anon. I knew I saw that art style before.
Goji raped an infant until it died from an anal hemorrhage.
I'm tired of the dummy telling wooms to kill themselves for posting their beautiful soles.FREE THE FEET!
>>499561864I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
>>499561587They are free
>>499560347why are woomies always exposing their feet?
>>499565296Cool toes enhance the silliness.
Beeb season is ending in a week...
>>499565807Good riddance.
>>499565807kold nobody but you uses that autistic "beeb" word just like "muffin" for callie the worst idol kill yourself mormon
Splatoon 2 night tomorrow night also not sure if anyone wanna do costumes due to the Halloween season or just wait next week on Thursday which is also Halloween night.
>>499566257>Calling best girl "worst idol"But worst idol is Big Meme, you retard, all the faggot X/Twitter users flock to that fucker like autists do to Sonic the FAGhog.
>>499565807Beeb season is year round but spooky season ends in a week.
>>499566956this beeb as kold would say stole squinty’s shirt just like how she stole an outfit from tableturf
>>499566956puffy nipples
Big Man did nothing wrongCallie sucks octo cocks
>>499567620your fantasies will never be canon
>>499567258no happy sky is the one who claims others steal "signature outfits" while xer (hs is a confirmed tranny) and the rest of the secret third transcord steal outfits from other people, the mormon is the tourist who stole an outfit from the tableturf card hes obsessed with kirby kek
It kinda sucks that Splatoon doesn’t get any major crossovers or sponsored gear anymore.1 had the Ika Musume set and 2 had the record shop look ep, along with nike inspired shoes if I remember correctly.Why didn’t 3 get any of that, new or old?
>>499567834And Callie was never real to begin withwomp womp
>>499569032We did get the Nike shoes, they're Tentatek-branded and as legally distinct as it gets but they're there.
>>499569032Nah, I kind of get the appeal, but for the most part it just ruins the immersion. I don't want to see real world shit and have it canonized in my game about squidkids painting floors in the year 52024. I get enough of it in the plaza posts by the mentally ill.
>>499569705
>>499565807all the beebs will be summarily executed m'shallah
Every Octoling has autism.
>>499572980
>>499565296Because they want to be fresh
Goji sodomizes toddlers in his basement.
Which spoop is best spoop?
>>499575575
comiendo pollo real
>>499566454Callie is the only idol who can definitively never be called "best idol," as she's the only one who had a competition to determine who between her and Marie was superior. Callie lost. Therefore Callie can never be the best idol, and Marie can never be worse than second-worst.Any claims to the contrary are objectively non-canon.
>>499574795that's why they call it octism
>>499580472
>>499579021
>>499580602
>>499580648
>>499580472>calls her worst idol>mention big meme is actually worst idol>B-BUT YOU CAN'T CALL CALLIE THE BEST IDOL!and no one did you sperglord, go back to using your native language if you can't fucking read english
good night /ink/
>>499581929Good night Frye poster>>499581987>Gives woomy hug
The second one was, apparently, in celebration.
>>499581432These are all great, I love Whichdoll's art, though I hope he moves beyond that semi-cesspit known as Twitter; I know he has a Skeb,but he needs more and better social pages.
big beebsi dun like this new captcha
>>499582256Yeah his style works great with cephs. Its a shame he hasn't updated his pixiv page in 8 years which is a much better place than twitter.
>>499574795Prove it.
>>499584591...He has a Pixiv? I didn't know that. Really wish he would plunk his stuff there as well, just anywhere that isn't that shithole Twitter is. Also I'd let this beeb serve/deliver/etc. me drinks.
>>499585576Yeah but like I said the last post on it was 2016https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/55170198
Any stream for the playtest
>>499586993At least tell the thread if you’re enjoying it
>>499586993nta but I don't care what game your playing or even care to see images of it I just want to know is it a fun game or a meh game?
What other games are you guys playing if not Splat?
Playtest streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOa3iu_WbIghttps://www.twitch.tv/brettwils
Which one of you did this
>>499589549Ok one new slot will be open on the playtest program starting tomorrow. As this has to break the nda
>>499589549That was fast
>>499589549Ok so its a time wasting relaxing game a perfect fit of a switch game.
>>499589549>Mineycrafta but Nintendo
>>499586583Huh. Well, the more you know. Also 2016 is like a whole other lifetime ago, he should return to Pixiv.
Spookmy
Soon
fsh?>>499213647recovering.
>>499598731Sure
>>499598831oben.
>>499598731perfect kitty...
>>499598912reopenI also just turned on my switch lol
>>499599058it filled, nobody joined for 3 minutes then everyone did within 10 seconds.
>>499599698I know I was there lol
one 2 many buns shivers hadlooking a little like marie
>>499598731glad to see your cat is recovering, hope to fsh soon
GGs fish.
>>499598731genuinely hope your cat dies a agonizing death and you forever feel guilty for being the one responsible for its death because you wanted to attentionwhore on a splatoon general so badly
trying too hard
GGs
The hell is wrong with you dude.
GG's S, F, and MoonrunesNice gold!
eggs fsh.
I don't like the guy but anyone that wishes or hopes a cat would die just to make someone you don't like feel bad should have their reproductive organs removed by pit bull terriersCats are innocent and should be protected at all costs, not used as tools for spiteful/vindictive gains
>omg thats so mean!!!the fucking irony from you discord trannies who have said and done worst shit fuck off and kill yourselves
>>499603913nono POV
grabbing Judd by the tail and swinging him into the wall (he is FLAR-ing me and not being impartial) (so long gay bowser)
Yes it is mean, how much of a newfaggot are you going to out yourself as? If you don't like cats you don't belong on 4chan, end of
>>499604336Why am I at Panic's feet? What am I doing with them?
>>499604645Licking the toes like the dog you are, now bark
put the peanut butter down panic
squinty raped me as a child
i played this game once upon a time
Drawing Panic woomy as a dominatrix walking her weyyo "dog"
>>499604889>>499605047>>499605651dogs are extinct in woomyland
>>499588847you play games?
I don't play videogames I just jerk off to squidkids
>>499606074Lil fries
https://youtu.be/THvb4ZMZb_s>tfw no sanitized acht boss fight
>>499606898What would the point of an Acht fight even be? Stopping her from breaking into the wine cabinet and trying to cancel Marina for being disloyal?
>>499607324>/ink/ still thinks it's impossible for a lesbian to just be friends with another woman
>>499607387acht got cucked by a surface dweller.
>>499607387marina acts as if her friendship with acht never even happened thoughevermarina is even hostile in one cutscene accusing acht of hitting on pearl
>>499607523marina was just poorly written in side order as a whole, felt like a parody of herself
>>499606063Always remember to love your floppers
Now you're just some tako that I used to know
>>499607935Canon.
>>499608660>YWN hug her and get your spine broken by her buff ex-military engineer embrace Why live, western man?
>>499608660harlother actions killed more people than all of deep cut combined and yet they're considered the villain idols
Marina should have been promoted as a breeding unit
>>499608842A3 was splatted many times by her weapons but was never killed by it. So its all good
>Ex nazi engineer and potential double agent>Glorified war hero who probably killed countless innocents>Groomer and trainer of child soldiers>Radical eugenicist and terrorist>Racist totalitarian dictator who brainwashes his citizens and prevents them from leaving>Mentally ill corporate genocider
>>499609312retard headcanon
>>499609480>t. didn't play the gamesget out coomer
>>499609161why do japs love big shots so much
>>499610272Who doesn’t like the big dumb fish?
>>499609525whoops! you accidentally replied to footschizo! be more careful in the future
>>499609161FAT WOOMY FAT WOOMY FAT WOOMY
>>499610371>No bare feet in image>No demands of immediate suicideFake
>>499610515cuttlefish is enough
>>499610515It's Cuttlefish's toesim tempted to collect a bunch of various feet pictures and to number them and ask footschizo to tell me to kill myself various times to whichever numbers piss him off
>losers still putting up empty pbs in this dead generalgive it a restit's over
>>499611462Tourists should be publicly stoned wallahi
>>499610272https://youtu.be/ulZkNP72JIopearl do be spittin tho
>>499611462You’re complaining about playing real modes during splat fest?
>another challenge tailor-made for tryhards maining the special and weapons to take it out on those who don'tWhy do I still bother with this fucking bullshit is beyond me...What did Nintendo expect would happen when they planned those, anyway?
>>499611217would you ever host one at a time not 1pm on a saturday? im always busy then and havent gotten the chance to pop in awhile
>>499611217>>499611462>another dead PB where the photo is going to be them in their shitty "signature outfits" only with the "slutty" devil horns as grown ass men on a childrens game and fantasy gums the same transcord clique names into the mic for 30 seconds while banging on a midi keyboard like the midlife autist he iskek>>499612178the transcord are jobless trannies and agreed to this in advance get fucked theres no spot reserved for you
Absolutely obsessed.
the antifootschizo could save this general if he spent his time talking about the game instead of schizo posting about people making pb's and discord trash no one cares about. all that effort wasted into talking about shit no one wants to hear
That's right I'm obsessed.I'm obsessed with VEEMOS. I'M OBSESSED WITH WEYYOS, I GOT WOOMY FEVER, I LOVE ME SOME YEBBIES. I'M OBSESSED WITH CEPHALOPODS, I LOVE THEM ALL! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
>>499612178I could probably change it up for a few weeks. No guarantees though. Maybe the rot before reset?
>>499613029Instructions unclear
>>499613160IT'S A GOOD THING I LIKE SEA ANENOMES TOO!!!
>>499613160cnidarians...
>>49961302775% of it is flatout fanfiction. At least this keeps him occupied, he might shoot up some place or go on a stabbing spree if it wasn't for this general.
>>499613375'cnids
>>499613404i wonder how many other generals are tasked with being tard wranglers.
>>499613616every single one of them, we're actually very lucky that it seems we only have one of them and not 50+ like some other generals do
>>499613761I'd say we have a few but they range and vary between eachother>t. probably a genuine schizo of sorts
>>499613761>Gestures at /vp/
>>499613616Almost every thread had at least 1 or 4 loonies posting. Too many defective people roaming the land unchecked, Reagan should have never shut down mental asylums.
>>499612178Don't feel bad im in the same boat but at 12PM for my case but even so I can't bother to play after work since I just become a lazy brick...>>499613138I hope you do since often happens during my work too.
wrangling woomy (she is slippery and you cannot get a firm grasp on her)
>>499613138thatd be the perfect time
I’m watching putz VODs and he thinks he can kill everyone like he’s Rambo but with aerospray rg.
>>499614854more entertaining for anyone involved than nono's reefslider clips
Absolute fucking retards turning 2-80 into a loss holy fucking shit
>>499614854literally me
Somebody fucking kill me already. I had 967 points at the start of this.
>>499616534You can do it, I know you can! Maybe try a another approach? Don't be afraid to try a different angle, sometimes the ideas can come from looking at examples
>>499619949ExplosherThe answer is Explosher
eliter 4kcustom eliter 4keliter 4k
>>499466221>>499466439>>499472028
>>499623401I command you to stop thinking about squid butts this instant
okay, /ink/, get in
>>499625301
oh no... the experiment screwed up...she's been mammalized...
>>499625803MILKNOW
>>499625848>it's teal and tastes like imitation crab
>>499630042good wooming
>>499602339imagine being upset over a fucking catkill yourself
That playtest thing gets boring very fast and /v/ refuses to group up for some reason, going back to splatoon
New Chirpy Chips single!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fols5Yr78-Y
>>499634594Last year's hit was better
>>499634594>mfw there's already christmas decorations alongside the halloween oneshttps://youtu.be/EPJnTM509NM?si=1UWPDx1ZxcYInN3b
>>499635452I saw this one, it's actually great.
>>499623401woomybutt...thank you anon!
stop celebrating christmas so early
>>499639326Merry Christmas motherfucker
>>499639326Christmas decorations available in your store starting July
The moment after October 31st, it's Christmas time.
>>499642587>Shiver's terminal loneliness being brought to light yet againCan't wait
>>499623401My veem looks cute here, thanks
cephebreeding splatmas
>>499643590You mean Big Man? His team was spending the holidays solo, Shiver was friends.
>expecting shit posting tourists to know anything about the game of a general they decided to infest with their retardation solely for attentionyou're asking too much of these "people"
>9 >8>they lose to an aerospray *burp* I didn't even try
>>499645119???Big Man wanted to spend time alone becsuse he spent too much time with his clan.Shiver wants to spend time with Deep Cut because she has no one else.
>>499645119
>>499643590it’ll probably be a new theme, all things considered
>>499645909>>499645957LMFAO I didn't know that, haven't played the game since it came out and recently.
>>499646330its even better in the full announcement desu
>>499645514
Anyone down for some Salmon Run at the hour?
>>499646330She's also obsessed with Frye and is jealous of Pearl hanging out with her.
ladypot woomy
>>499646567>wanders into the thread to look for drama and fucks up because he doesn't play the gamecast doubt on me all you want, your obvious attempt at baiting people and fucking up is there for everyone to see and you can't escape from it
>>499648327This woomy looks like she's just being silly but in fact she is an inktelligently smart woomer. To be able to form just her head while the rest of her body stays in a puddle of ink in an impressive feat. In Ceph society they are like body contortionist are to humans very impressive and also sexo at the same time.
I can say with conviction that my team failed me
tociggtwm
>>499651469it doesn't take that much skill for a normal pot, woomies who try it usually get it on first or second try. just squid inside, look up and unsquid, head will pop out the top. if some other body part popped out the top, squid back and shuffle to retry. it is a good way to avoid dehydration in warm weather, so it's not that uncommon to spend lazy summer days potted up while watching anime on tv. the difficult one is the sexy pot with cutouts. you can't pre-fill it with ink, and lining the parts up takes quite a bit of control. especially if boobs are big.
>>499655048what does this mean
>when you wanna play open at 3 but matchmaking ruins your comp
>>499655830Capn' 3's POV when 8 wanted to try out cosplay sex night.
I used to think splatoon 3 was a tragedy.now I realize it was a comedy.
>>499661285>Pearl abuses Marina
>>499661527>Implying Marina isn't a natural M when it comes to their relationship.
good morning, /ink/, may I have some Shiver? Perhaps in her halloween outfit? maybe discuss something you like about her too
>>499661285Who is there Batman? Big Man?
>>499662084I like Frye
How's the perceived player count right now? I haven't been able to level up the tee yet (no time to play this week), but I hope everybody is back for the splatfest.
>>499619949If I could do it, then I would have done it long ago. A whole evening of non-stop losses is only a little more demoralizing than a constant seesaw of 5-0, 0-3, 5-0, 0-3 or thereabouts. I feel that I'm being fucked with and my effort only has minimal effect on the result, if any.Yeah I could change the weapon and I will once I get that fifth star (almost there, maybe even today), but changing approach? I tried them all. And what works one match (see >>499615574 for not even a best example) does not work in the next one and I get obliterated.Of course, adapt to the enemy and team comps and map and all that, I know all that and I do as best I can, still no dice, win or lose is 95% a coin toss and 5% whether I sweat my ass off a lot or only a little.And of course, after last night I went 5-1 just now, and I'm back to 961 points lmfao.Do I try to grind to 1000p in Open and get crushed by sweaty premades again? Or do I do another series and get my designated 0-3? Or do I, I don't fucking know what do to, I'm just tired of banging my head on the wall.>>499621513Splatoon 4 will come out and get old by the time I get any good with it, I haven't played any bucket outside of SR ever.
>>499662084She's a cute little veemlet its no wonder Frye loves her.
>>499662896You know you make me wanna grind back to S+10, even tho I'm beyond top 1000 and don't need to
>>499664179Pootis woomy...
>>499663635Ok?
Wooma woomahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrM374Km1d4
yup add that to my cute woomy folder
i am very excited for this fest :]
Big Betrayal 16-bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg9rolgOppM
>>499669697what the fuck are you doing in my computer i was just listening to this
>>499670101wrong person i meant >>499669924
Can someone get the in game models Callie, Marie, Pear and Shiver doing this?
>>499670505Close enough?
My body yearns for an in universe band in splatoon to cover this song.
>>499670773this song specificallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPdnasQ9AU
>>499670689baby from planet hocotate looking ass
>>499670101Just simple woomtelligent at work
>>499670773>>499670962Personally I would go with this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dwh-FG8xLU
>>499671539I need Pearl to cover songs like that
>>499662084>maybe discuss something you like about her tooI picked Shiver even though she's an Oc*o because the alternatives are abhorrent
holy fuck why was the last salmon run rotation so fucking ass i kept getting into the worst teams that could not do shit
>>499671672I bet she'd do a great job with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0
>>499671728>not liking cute indian squid girl>not liking the big fun manta ray manlame and gay
You should change your Splatfest region to Japan so you don't get retarded Amercian lobby posts.
1king fhhhshhsh?
>>499673614yus
>>499674504Woom going up.
>>499673614i could
>>499674609still room?
>>4996769743/4 wave 3
how do we solve the woomy problem?
>>499677780Rape.
>>499677823no anon, YOU'RE going to be gangraped by octavio for 5 years. raping wooms, yebs, veems, and weys isn't allowed.
>>499677780Embrace it
ggs 1 kingens
GGs SR
Good shift, Salmonators!
gggggggs slom!
>enemy does nothing but spam subs on Brinewater >they lose miserably Lmao
>>499672107this but the current rotation
>>499679694GGs that was me.
>>499679106jokes on you, there are no winners on crimewater
brinewater is not that bad of a mapat least, not anymore
I hope in S4 tjey give a firing speed buff to aerospray
>>499685591
>>499685591nahaero has more than enough firepower for what it wants to do- which is baiting people to follow it and punishing them for overextendingit just needs to not be punished itself for things it wants to do- shoot for a long time and jump, both of which nuke its already shoddy accuracythey should make its accuracy uniquely splatoon 1-like, fixed spread regardless of jumping or how long you've been shooting, no fresh accuracy bonus in return for consistently better accuracy than stale and especially jumping accuracy of other shootersand a fitting kit that doesn't throw it in the middle of the enemy or have fucking sprinkler
>>499683245>your mind after two years of S3
>>499685591Just play a normal weapon like splash-o you stubborn moron
>firepowerI said fire speed
>>499686690splash-o is too aggressive and pushyand easy (it's literally easymode with near-hitscan shot velocity and perfect accuracy)i don't want easy shit, i want to suffer, and be rewarded appropriately for my sufferingideally every weapon should add suffering into your daily ration, but failing that, every archetype should have at least one suffering-adjacent gunfor 2-line shooters, the suffering gun is aero, make it good enough to justify suffering or go home
>>499687602My areospray goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
crutch weapons? everyone agrees that it's the ttk splattershot
>>499686559the renovations fixed most of my problems with the map
>>499687907Yes like a real paint spray
>>499687602guess what fire rate does to firepowerand inkingand framedataaero's fire rate already gives it all of thatit's a 5-shot yet it ties its ttk with splash and proit has baisically no fill and short range and yet it's one of the best inkers in the gameit doesn't need to be any better in these regards, it is well balanced there, just make it functional by rectifying some of the frustrating self-defeating weaknesses it has
>>499688353>dodges the question again
Metafags systematically refuse your weapon to replace theirs by gaining the rightfully buff it deserves because then they'd have to relearn how to play to fit the change in power, they get aggressive and write rants denying everything anyone that plays notices, they deny the problem. Be it splatoon or smash bros
marie butt
Salmon?
You shitters shouldn't be allowed to have an opinionLet the pro speak
>>499644958I forgot the shirt logo and ear ring
Kraken shouldn't be able to pass the grates of the tower Inkstrike and booyah should bounce off like when they hit the Clam basket
cephs with big butts
>>499695482which ones
>>499695760all of the ones
>>499693705woomies don't have nostrils
rock[badabadabaaw]woomy rock[badabadomdodowm]
>>499693705Now she's extra cute thanks again
Vemmers
what do we do about the octoling problem?
>>499702983Submit
>>499702983breed
>>499702983make more
>>499702983Rape.
Yebby nipples.
>>499702983You keep posting more cute veemers
>>499704035sex
>>499704423
>>499704423jtveemo is a molester
>>499704712jtv is a girl
>>499704423>cute veemersthat’s an oxymoron
>>499704942Cute beebs
Also veemo sexo
Who want to fish for 2 kings?
>>499704712being on a sex offender watchlist is a requirement to be an /ink/er
Oh ninjas, going down the Big Foot road.
Whoops
>>499705809Can't right now but tomorrow before Splatoween starts yes.
>>499704498Anon my best friend...
Hosting a Spooky Salmon Run on the hour/now.EVP400Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool. Going for quick dailies/1 slain king salmon.
>>499709196Full?
>>499709408Opening now.
>>499709196I'll join
>>4997091963/4Starting.
>>499706574>Thieves are too sneaky for their own goodSay it ain't so
>>499709665Coming.
>>499709925W3 get ready
>>499709925>>499710171Opening
when are they adding 8 player salmon run
>>499710504it lags with 4, never
>>499710504Maybe if the Switch 2 can handle it, this 7th gen-tier hardware can barely handle current slomming conditions as they are.
>>499710504New anarchy mode. Which team gets the most eggs.
>>499710809I see it as a weird hybrid between 7th and 8th gen hardware abomination. It can run 7th gen games on the PS3 and 360 if it's ported well while looking better then those in it's own way.
>>499711343jesus christ that is one ugly black woomy
Chinger chagger
>>499710809>7th genGamecube was able to handle MMOs with greater graphical and technical demand
>>499711968Name one MMO on the gamecube
>>499712265The Gamecube had three Phantasy Star Online games, a Google search would have saved you the embarrassment
>>499712409No one played PSO on gamecube. It's a dreamcast title.
GGs slommers
GG's G, L and SS!
Hello, all! /ink/ manager here to remind you that the /vg/ League 23 Signups are now open! We need a couple Fresh! responses to this post as Proof of Interest! I woulda did this tomorrow but singups are filling quick>What is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51yOEWvhvEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-GjNKKB-ZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1iTPsxcYc>Team Page>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ink/
>>499712963>>499713193GGs frens.
>>499712650It was on Xbox too funny enough. I think it was PS2 that it never came too... Besides the spin-off Universe.
>>499712650dreamcast was even weaker
>>499712650That anon isn't wrong a PSO did exist for GC
>>499713314Sounds pretty fresh to me.
>>499713314Woomy kicks around a ball time once more.
>>499713314Fresh!
>>499713314Idk how this works but can there be two players named FLAR and TOCIY
>>499713314I better see goblins
So in 2 hours Splatoon 2 night is gonna start. I figured for the Halloween spirit we do costumes if you like. Even though next thusday is Halloween... Mostly for those who can't join today or on Halloween night. Anyways if you wanna add me to join but haven't friend me my FC is 3761-1263-0821 so feel free to add me to join! As well join off others if they already in the lobby.
>>499715463Can I add you even If I don't have Splatoon 2?
>>499715665Eh... Sure I guess since I do play S3 random times everyday.
nekolin followed me into a restroom and raped me
>>499712963>>499713193>>499713346GGs SR Crew. Scary good fishing.Until next time.Hosting a Fast Ruler lobby on the first rotation of the Splatfest.Host:SSTeam: KnightsInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. We can coordinate gearing the same gear to make ranking up much faster, what I have in mind is Coral Wreath Headgear and Steel Greaves Shoes but since the latter is Amiibo I’m open to suggestions.
barefoot wooms playing football
>>499717360Actually, easy solution. Punk Nights.
give me the big booty veemo
>>499717360What's up with bottom left
>>499718536Just empty space filled in with bucket tool.
>>499719505Burnt isn't hot
tanned gyaru callie
>>499713314Don't job in qualies lol. Stay fresh.
>>499719505Utsutum.
>>499713314Someone thinks you're "Fresh!"
Post ceph get draw, don't expect get though https://youtu.be/buBa8XHd0fo
>>499724793Eh might as well I rarely go for teehees.
>>499724793take your pick
>>499725392they look like they are going to breed each other
>>499725392panic and kold begging for art again kek
way too coincidental for that piece of shit to show up now
>>499716146Nekolin only rapes children with single digit ages.
>>499725392the cool kids' lunch table of /ink/
>>499725392sex with all these cephs
>another splatfest starting off on wahoo worldis this ngmi's favorite map?
>>499726841even the octos?
>>499727384nta but especially the octos
>>499725392>there is no transcord cliqu-
>>499725392every single one of these troons except the literal whos like commander, nutbread and numeri were kicked out the main /ink/ discord kek
>>499715463Gonna join in 20 ish minutes if it's still going
>>499729526We still going and 4 of us atm!
>>499725631>>499726157>>499727457>>499727673
splatoon 4 will add an additional gear slot
getting bullied in the dressing room for wearing splatoon pantsu
>>499729659Waiting for slot!
getting praised in the dressing room for wearing splatoon pantsu
5 of us on S2 if anyone else wanting to join!
https://youtu.be/fgeumz0WwKA?si=JOt8AxsAQKmU_T0C this scares the st/ink/er
>>499732525Uh room broke up and I'm seeing Room Full now
>>499732525>>499732841Nvm I think it's ok now, just waiting for slot again
y'know, arowana is just a more dogshit eeltail when you think about it.
Cool map Ancho-V, spawncamp or be spawncampedS2 feels sluggish desu
eeltail is great unless there's an eliterfag
>>499736049i think the same thing
check the discord callie said pearl is an ugly midget kek
>>499737421This is slander, Callie would never
CALLIE CAN SUCK MY FAT THROBBING COCK
>>499737774>futa!PearlKinda hot tbdesu
GG Splatoon 2 players!
GGs S2
ggs spla2ners
>>499738532love yourself
Veemo's babies
>>499738283>>499738306>>499738356GGs S2s! Fun matches again on unfamiliar maps!Also sorry for missile spam! (And for not screencapping everyone, S2 kind of sucks for that desu)
GGs everyone and thanks for joining. As well next one on Halloween so if you wanna wear a costume you can! Also I might as well say this too... Next week might be my last one since my work is shifting from 3 days to now 6 so idk if I could do them at nights... Just gotta wait and see after the 4th to see how things gonna be for me...
koId rockin with witch hat!!!!!
>>499739974>>499738891oops
>>499739974Obligatory Woomom
>>499740237>ywnb cradled by woomy's flopperswhy live?
>>499702258daymn hold on damn. >>499705707wtf
>>499739501Meanwhile, those are your Splatoon 2 Night teammates thanks for the pic!
>>499740842pov ur @ the PB with nonno
>>499740237I want more woomoms
>>499740842S3 babs or new switch users coming to S2 for the first time. As well np! often too lazy to do fancy pictures people do.
>>499741837Three of them did not have S3 in their history lolIt must not be a bet good experience starting with S2 in its current state
>>499662896>Do I try to grind to 1000p in Open and get crushed by sweaty premades again?lol. lmao, even.
*burp*
Usual baker's out, sorry for the delayNew>>499748258>>499748258>>499748258
>>499748294Anon wtfI had one ready here>>499748285>>499748285>>499748285
>>499748360my bad...at least I know why we call it baking now
>>499748258>>499748285wew
>>499748294>shiverfagno thanks
>>499748360Rules are rules, yours was made last so no you didn't "had one ready"
how the fuck do i delete my thread...
>>499749025you can't, just let it archive
>>499749123fuck.
