Reverted Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2024 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=230553Bug fixes and Scout's pants are reverted again: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=231671>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>499702498
FUCK WALVE, BRING BACK THE BLUE PANTS
FUCK PANTS, LET SCOUT RUN AROUND NAKED
petition to email valve everyday 24/7 to give scout blu pants
I don't wear my only unusual hat because I don't want people to assume I'm good at this game when I'm trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>499881560If your unusual is ugly I assume you're trash at the game anyway
>>499881427>>499881532#saveTFBLU
>>499881650I will personally show up to valvehq with a gun and tell them to revert the change to blu pants i stgfucking once in a lifetime actual good change and they revert itbunch of pussies
Robbed of affordable strange war pants, good queues, and blu pants...when will the injustice end
>>499881564
>>499881560I wear it despite being trash because i don't give a fuck
ROBBED
>>499881331Heavy (Voice): Ohhh, it is sad day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oclIzWyU9vgI don't know why people like Toxic, it's literally every other koth map. People need to make koth maps more unique because Harvest is preferred by most people.
>>499884475Considering half the maps were for modes people may not care for, or downright miserable to play on, it's no wonder people would take a liking to the more standard type of maps. Even more so when Toxic looks so fucking good.
>>499884475I like Circus, I think it's a better version of monster bash. I guess the tug of war mode is fine. rest of the maps are ass
Any folks know about Spell prices? What's Voices From Below or Spectral Spectrum worth? Trying to see if I should put this up on Classifieds
>>499884475If they like KOTH, they're going to like Toxic, and it's a pretty chill map.
>>499886464Strange double spelled misc cosmetics can go for a lot.11 keys for the base strange3 keys for voices from below10 keys for spectral spectrum (second spell)go for around 24~ is a fair price (I personally wouldn't pay any lower),but I wouldn't be surprised if you could sell it for 30+If you want you can set up an auction with 24 being the lowest bid.
Has anyone gotten a normal, non-Halloween item as a result of completing a contract? I usually get warpaint or cosmetic cases, but I instead got an Ubersaw for completing the Freaky Fair contract. I did, however, also get a Halloween cosmetic that did not need to be unboxed.
7 names it, 3 description.
>>499895241names what exactly, rtart
>>499895845Maybe he means his Steam name and the bio underneath
>>499895241freezing flames
>>499895241Selling this for 9 Keys
i forgot the playerbase is composed of idle spies that infest casual and do nothing for 15 minutes, also kys namefag
>>499895241>>499897593name: niggerhead exploderdesc: internet explorer
>>499897593Coldfuse
>>499897593Selling this for 2 refiniedThe typo is necessary.
>>499897593hat for retards
I JOINED THIS TEAM JUST TO thanks, soldier!
>>499897593the hat that makes you gay
>>499900537based
>>499886458Circus is just the 500th Nucleus clone, we don't need more. I liked Galleria but it's too repetitive to play on the same reskinned map.
circus sucks because it halves my fps
>>499901685Nucleus is already one of the worst maps in the game. Why does it benefit from having so many copies?
Pornography staring your mother will be the last thing you worry about
>>499904064Shut the hell up Sployd
>>499904545put some respect on Sployd you faggot
>>499895241cum explosion
>>499897593I love feet :3
>>499904064fentnylmen
3 NIGASON CART
>>499897593Konata is my wife
>>499904064lmao this is so good
>>499897593Hat that makes you a femboy
>this community is so deprived of content that we’re freaking out over pantsWhatever intern that Valve has put in charge of this game needs to just go full scorched earth. Either add every crackpipe weapon and cosmetic in the workshop or delete the whole fucking game. It’s been beyond pathetic for years now.
>>499906249Being a pathetic mess makes it fun to watch tho
>hellstone>gravestoneyeah i think this is where my halloween contract progress ends. these maps suck dick and i feel like i'm supporting the creator by being forced to play them. he even brags about them on his profile page and thinks you're gonna buy map stamps if he advertises them there.>my maps got in the game, don't agree? prove me wrong by accomplishing the same thing :)he even has a "might makes right" attitude, the kind who would never admit any of his ideas are unfun or flawed. like yeah your maps got added, doesn't fucking mean they are great. not everyone creates stuff that has a boosted chance to get added because it's event slop. holy shit and i thought people who made cosmetics had egos.dishonorable mention: farmageddon. map is closed in to the point it's literally impossible to dm, you can't go one corner without a sentry, heavy, soldier or demo killing you in 2 seconds tops, and there's always someone who built a sentry in the backline too in case you think of flanking to get kills
>>499906249>. Either add every crackpipe weapon and cosmetic in the workshop or delete the whole fucking game. yes these are the only 2 optionskys
>>499904064i cant disguise
>>499895241>>499897593I have goonsesh scheduled after this match
>>499906962>Just give valve another 7 years for the heavy update bro it’ll come out then I promise
What does Heavy update have to do with this
>Just 7 more years bro I promise the game will be fixed just one more decade
>>499907610not at all what i'm saying retard. you just admitted to being a subhuman who wants valve to either ruin or kill tf2 for... literally no reason
>>499906962>valve will totally do something for the 20th anniversary, surely they wont add just new hats to promote deadlock/half life/ any other more popular and alive game they own>surely...
>>499907874see >>499907864, moronsaying "Brooo they should just kill the game" should be grounds for instant ban from the general. if you hate it so much you want it dead then you shouldnt be posting about it
Petition to restore the PS3 version that has the blue pants
>>499907991Do you think the same punishment should be given on Steam to people there: https://steamcommunity.com/app/440/eventcomments/4691154661545113739
>>499908351Yes. In fact, steam should not allow comments for anything.
/tf2g/, where everyone wants to be like Stalin because they lack the nuance of being able to raise one kid properly into adulthood
1 more week until im back chill micspamming in 2fort, VSH and thats it.Zombie mode should be permanent
>>499908351damn. it's depressing seeing anything where comments can be awarded turned into a clown farm
>>499909960>they lack the nuance of being able to raise one kid properly into adulthoodcontext?
>>499909960what the fuck are you babbling about
>>499910079ew
Fuck Miss Pauling. Get head from Miss Pauling. Highlight Miss Pauling posters. Fuck Miss Pauling on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off Miss Paulings bra. Follow Miss Pauling threads. ERP with Miss Pauling posters. Cum inside Miss Pauling. Hang Miss Pauling in shibari bondage. Have Miss Pauling make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into Miss Pauling. Fry Miss Paulings brains with sex. Toss Miss Paulings salad. Urinate into Miss Paulings mouth (she's into it). Judo throw Miss Pauling onto a bed. Blackmail Miss Pauling into sex with their dox. Twist Miss Paulings nipples. Report your love for Miss Pauling to Valve. Always uber Miss Pauling. Split Miss Paulings legs in half. Sexually heal Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling surprise buttsex. Critically hit Miss Pauling in the womb. Impregnate Miss Pauling. Get trapped into sex by demon Miss Pauling from the underworld. Dump sperm into Miss Paulings cum dumpster. Submerge Miss Pauling into a vat of cum. Eat Miss Paulings pussy. Dissect Miss Paulings clothes off. Dominate Miss Pauling after defeating a bread monster. Slap Miss Paulings face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give Miss Pauling prom dates. Make Miss Pauling suck'em. Cream inside Miss Paulings' holes. Lobotomize Miss Pauling into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Miss Pauling. Give Miss Pauling your love paste. Drown Miss Pauling in mad milk. Whip Miss Paulings ass with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with Miss Pauling. Invite Miss Pauling to your mvm lobby. Feed Miss Pauling your semen. Give Miss Pauling your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck Miss Pauling like an alligator. Slice Miss Paulings clothes off with the half-zatoichi. Clone Miss Pauling to have 2 of your favourite fuck buddy. Listen to Miss Paulings farts through the ConTracker.
>>499909960None of us control the game, inshallah it will stay that way.
>>499895241i _ea_t childrens
>>499909960mysterious bait, is it bad? is it good?
>>499910189ew what
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3346840781We need a British warpaint, it honestly looks a lot better than the American flag warpaint.
>Finish all my contracks>Help friends do their contracksI love halloween, going to go workout and help some more afterwards
>>499911293surely there's a better execution of the concept on the workshop?
>>499911443I wish i had friends to do contracks with, most of them are don''t really play TF2 during scream fortress...
Does finishing bonuses frm scream fortress do anything or is it just for satisfaction?
>>499911693you can queue for other maps despite having an active contract
is there a more useless item than this
eyelander + tide turner + crumpkins
>pick up crumpkin as medic>fire crossbow from across the map and kill someone>he says “fucking random crits” in chatIs he retarded or do crumpkins count as random beyond the initial RNG drop?
>>499912875
>>499911443Would you be my friend demofloyd poster?
>Zesty: the paint region is too big, people might get confused>Also Zesty: blue pants on BLU scout? SOULLESS he should have 50% of his clothes red by default
>>499910179cringe image
>>499915495we're already friends, anon
>>499916214I remember when he said that I was just putting on my pair of blu pants and zedsy said blue pant soulless not good for game but on blue guy and then i start crniyng
>>499910179based image
>>499910179I would save this to my folder, but I would not set it as my TF2 spray.
>>499918684You will never be a real BLU, you have no payload, you have no locked spawn room door, you have no points to cap. You are a Redmond twisted by autobalance into a crude mockery of a merc. All the Z+2 you get is two faced and half hearted, Behind your back "your" team mates schadenfreude
>>499919553what's it based on
>>499906249Stuff like this is why Deadlockers laugh at us
>>499920015You can't do this in Deadlock so who cares
>>499916214>>499919916chaser
>>499919916lolkek even
>>499919916
>>499919883i have already saved it and also would not set it as my spray because then my spray would no longer be mega milk
>>499916214there's no way he said that
>>499921550I haven't thought about Mega Milk in forever.
>>499916214zesty is a woofter
>>499921779
how do I convince every engineer to build their teleporter facing away from a wall so spies can't camp the teleporter
>>499926321why not just kill the spies
fuck off RETARDS
>>499927014Actually, it's more reddit and tranny to prefer the brown pants... Emporium literally were on suicide watch because of it.
#StopTheSlop
>>499927203>Emporium literally were on suicide watch because of it.This reminds me of the hogwarts legacy shit all over again. >Harry potter is actually based now because the trans folx dont like it even though its woke It's american way of thinking, red vs blue, right vs left.It just so happens the troonporium and i are on the same side for once.
>>499927014I would be okay with brown pants, if not for the belt clearly being made for the navy blue pants.
Based or cringe?You decide.
>>499927425>Harry potter is actually based now because the trans folx dont like ityes?
>>499927513That game literally has a troon and a thousand out of place browns in the story, thats my point.
>>499927454he's not answering the question so mr.consoom is right in this case
I have been teleporting pretzels to Valve HQ for 17 years
gonna make this loadout
>>499927014How does it feel being wrong?
>>499911693satisfaction but all you can do is unlock more contracts sooner (can only have one active at once so who cares)
As soon as im done with a contract i got spycicle + dead ringer + my strange ambassador and just go around shooting people
i'm pretty sure the guy doing all the tf2 updates troon out pretty funny
>>499916214>Zesty: "wow soundsmith is such a sellout doing an unboxing video what a fag">Also Zesty: "okay now im going to unbox 50 of the new crates on stream"
>>499928243ah ok, well i aint focusing on bonuses much but i play halloween maps because theres like 2 weeks left before its gone i think, so i wanna spend time there before going back to 2fort or pl maps
>>499928893>opinions are my ownretard alert
>>499928893>linux >source engine masochist>frogsyjikes!!!
>>499928893he misspelled color
>spent an hour and a half organizing my backpackAre you making sure to organize your personal area, and also keeping yourself clean and groomed?
I'm keeping myself gooned
>>499931109I keep it organized by turning shitty cosmetics (all of them) into gargoyle transmutes
add the ukrainian as the 10th classhe only has a shitty old moist nugget and a poop knife, but both specifically instakill heavies
>>499931109i just use the sort functionbut yeah, showering and washing my face twice every daywomen hate disgusting men more than unattractive men
>>499931714>showering twice every dayenjoy your hair loss
>>499931382I like to keep a seperate page dedicated to my class + loadouts...My Scrap/Keys in one, Cases in another, other misc stuff in that.>>499931714Epic, unless you're working out I'd refrain from showering that much since you're wasting your natural protection layer. Moisturize if you do....
freaky fair is the shittiest most annoying fucking map ever added to the game. id rather play mannpower for 2 hours
>>499913851this is the most overpowered item in the game
>2nd player destruction (PD) map ever added to the game, after WatergateThoughts on it?
>>499933253Team will be either completely rolled over or not depending on if you have an engineer building his junk in a proper corner
>>499933253nucleus but with a bunch of shit in the way aka worse nucleus aka IT SUCKS ASS WHY WAS IT ADDED TWICE
>>499933697Nucleus, but without shitty sightlines and an infinitely more interesting design.
>>499933253i like player destruction but monster bash is like a C tier map for it and atom smash is much better
>>499933253the pit is basically cheating and it gets old after you do it like 2 times
>>499934369Atom Smash IS better, because it doesn't have overpowered gimmicks, like all Halloween maps.
A good player adapts.A bad player calls new styles of play "overpowered gimmicks".
A good player adapts.A bad player plays Soldier.
>>499935572Critical pumpkins and spells are overpowered gimmicks though, that's why they're only in Halloween.
Crumpkins are more fair and balanced than random crits
no they're not
*spawns monoclous on the point*
>cheater names their weapon something that tries to be poetic or deep
*adapts to the situation and plays around it*thank god I'm not a bad player!
A GOOD player plays the game as originally intendedA bad player needs to use crutch dlc
*plays soldier*thank god I don't need a monitor!
>>499884475Harvest is ass. People need to play on Highpass more, peak koth gameplay.
highASS
>strange fn gobi glazed still +30 bucksis this the most expensive community made warpaint case?
my sniper rifle is named "to dream..." and the description is "of big booty latinas"
who would win a team that can only use stock weaponsor a team that can only use unlocks ?
specialized killstreak unusual warpaint coated level 42 buttplug named "Her Name"
>>499938785forgot to mention, no reskins (the Original is a reskin)
>>499938785>>499938965unlocks since comptrannies think they're too strong and ban all of them
>>499938785I'd say unlocks>dead ringer spies stay alive longer>engies can set up their shit faster>medics can counter shit with vacc>heavies can heal with sandvichesYou get the idea
>>499938785Kritz shits on uber Original (crutch) shits on RLKunai Ringer is objectively the only way to play spyTomislav (crutch) is the only reason why shitters would want to play heavy for five minutes because they don’t know how to use any other minigunWrangler shits on uber if there’s an engineer buddy (there always is)Nobody plays Pyro without the melee speed boostNobody plays Sniper without the ShieldScout and Demo are the only classes that are objectively best with stock but they can’t pull their weight.
>>499933976its infinitely less interesting because at least nucleus lets you get on roofs. the layout has nothing going for it, its a circle
>Kritz shits on uberLol stopped reading there. Play the game and find out what happens when the 2 meet.
>>499939520tomislav requires better tracking, stock requires better positioning. anything other than tomi and stock is unusable garbage
I find it kinda curious that everyone who complains about the dead ringer doesn't actually use it, and sucks with it when they do. Yes, you get survivability, but you trade your ability to safely get behind enemy lines undetected to do so>have to walk inot enemy fire to obviously trigger it, or make a detour to jump off a cliff, lengthening your trip and shortening the duration of your cloak's uptime>decloaking is loud as hell, and you can't regen it quickly without either making yourself susceptible to the 100hp health gate, or significantly nerfing your ranged dmg option by using the letrange>once you decloak you are essentially defenseless for the next ~15 secondsit's unironically only good if you're able to sneak into the enemy team without it, you have some safe place to retreat back to, and the enemy team is full of mouthbreathers; in other words, it's only good on defense, and only if you're foregoing stabbing people and instead going for more gun kills
>>499940703natasha makes scouts and demoknights seethe and the brass beast is goated on payload
>goatedstopped considering your opinion right there
sorry snowflake>the brass beast is le quite effective on pushy cart
>>499938785>scoutshortstop/cleaver/wrap kills stock scout before he can even get close but otherwise stock wins>soldierbb/conch/escape plan outsustains stock, rj/mantreads/gardener (or any gunboats combo) outmaneuvers stock, dh/rshooter (or pattack) outdpses stock>pyrostock has the edge over degreaser/flare/axtinguisher combo pyro and phlog/scorch pyro but loses out to df pyro>demostock demo annihilates demokn*ght from the face of the earth but hybridkn*ght has a small chance of success>heavystockchad outguns tomikek but brassbeastGOD prevails>engiwrangler alone ensures stock engi gets utterly outclassed>mediccrossbow/vacc/ubersaw wrecks stock medic>sniperlol>spydb/kunai/dr dances around stock spy effortlessly
>>499916214Did he actually say that about the pants, I find it hard to believeHe used the blue pants in his team recognition video https://youtu.be/8RAF-55O2-k?t=138
>goatedcorrect and based opinion
>greatest of all timeed
>greatest of all sneed
yoo gunboats are the skibidiest of all time no cap
oh my skibidi, the gunboats are actually liminal af
gunboats are so peak when i play with them I'm locked in fr
>>499931109I need to find clear out some of my first few pages (the loot pages for scrapping) because once it overflows past the third page i have all my organized pages getting messed up
>>499938785Like a team of 12? Then unlocks duh
Forts?
erm ackchyually conch heals back your self dmg from rocket jumps making it the better gunboats
truth nuke
@734 U cappin lil bro, why would i use the conch to heal back my self damage from rocket jumps when i can just use the GOATED gunboats and black box and not have to pay as much fanum tax and restore my health through shooting rockets at mfs :Skull:
i use my strange reserve shooter all times or buff banner
I use the aryaserve shooter too
Haven't played the Halloween event yet, what do I think about it /tf2g/?
@4989on god senpai the nigga box sacrifices an extra rocket just to do what the lit 100 ahh conk already do when the cuckboats already be givin up all your shawty blaps
use theFRICKINREPLY FUNCTIOOOOOON
>>499945510it slop fr
>>499946331Whatever schizo-ness aside, your post is a blatantly racist dogwhistle.
>>499938253yes. I think it's a good thing that they're expensive, it must be an obvious signal that war paint cases from 2018 to 2023 have been shit
>>499946717no shit faggot
>>499946717>post mentions drugs and monkeys>this must involve a specific race!who's the racist again?
>>499946108>>499944989>>499944734>these retarded newfag shitters dont know about the Battallions back up (literally free hp from the get go)
>>499941672what about sniper
>>499947515whoever second scopes wins lol
>>499947623thanks
>>499947346the conch regen is often more useful than the backup's +20 hp because 1 tick of hp regen already lets you reach the 201 hp threshold to survive 2 pipes and 1 headshot + 1 bodyshot and the extra 19 hp don't matter nearly as much. backup is better with a medic though
>>499948281the backup's buff is often more useful to your team than the movespeed and lifesteal though because it doesn't require that they hit anything
>>499948281Yeh but it looks cooler
>>499948281you can disable headshots with the backup though, cucking snipers is always the right move
>>499948281wrong zesty said that the battallion's backup is the best item in the game you're wrong
>>499910205this but fempyro
it would be perfect if not for the fuck ugly stat counter
>>499949771it couldn't be better than with the addition of the aryan kill covnter
>>499910205this but femboyscout
>>499949558The best item in the game is the Medi Gun.
>>499949771then don't get it strange
I need the csarphong fempyros if you please
>>499956472You're not the usual client, but...
>>499910217Winrar
>>499932613Forgot to take your name tag off, faggot.Giorno sweep btw
>>499956667danke shoen
>>499956472>gvd sovls 2basedcaptcha: ADPNR
>>499956667Do you have the edit with the slightly bigger ass that sprayanon used?
/tf2g/ - team fortress 2 gooning
>>499958785it's just one or two subhumans (that also get mad when called out)
gooner by dayfragger by night
for me, it's fragooning
I goon to the porn on my second monitor whenever I die in game.I’m not a scrub that dies however, so I never actually get to goon.
>>499958785>>499958971Cry harder. Go back to goating or gripping or gooning without replying or whatever you slaves were doing before
Erebus is such an awful mapI hope the map creator suffers a hand injury soon
>>499959316never thought to try that, maybe next time I go fragging I'll do that
>>499956472Team Fortress 2?
>>499958785Oh fuck you're gonna set xer off. Well done s*y anon.
>>499959671pyro is tf2core
>>499956472>>499959671The Pyro is a pyromaniac class of indeterminate origin with a muffled voice and a burning passion for all things fire related. As shown in Meet the Pyro, the Pyro may be delusional, visualizing themself in a utopian fantasy world known as Pyroland.
i really hope whoever decided this game needed matchmaking all those years ago was fired
>>499957543>>499956472offtopic gooner spam>>499958971i think these types have rather big egos with the large chunkn of TF2 community being fellow freaks. it probably shatters their reality everytime someone calls them out.
Kill zombie pyros. Behead demon pyros with the eyelander. Stop pyros from getting gargoyles. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>499960612and bricks tied to his ankles and throw into mariana trench
>>499960803Fuck zombie pyros. Get head from demon pyros. Help pyros get their gargoyles. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>499959316Thats what every anti gooner here does and thats why we are always ON TOP
>>499960962this but zombie femsoldier
demo floyd
>>499960713our savior
snuggling with fempyro
>>499961139Based, you just KNOW redditors are seething from this right now
>>499961601cuddling with fempyro
>>499931917ok stinky
Pyro but female > Miss Pauling >>>> Ironic TF2 Gays > Unironic TF2 Gays >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>>>>>>>> furtranny slav larping as an american negroid while also samefagging about how not mad he is
Would you let male Pyro cuddle you as a symbol of platonic friendship?
>>499961895very true, have this vintage /tf2g/ meme
>>499962023>maleno I'm not a fag
>>499962471you are not me and you can keep your projections to yourself troon
>>499961691You probably won't lose your hair from showering twice a day, but it's honestly not necessary. Once a day or every other day is best, and lowering your shampoo usage/stopping altogether is better for your scalp and hair health. If you strip all the natural oils out by overwashing, your scalp will both dry out and cause lots of dandruff while also overproducing oils to compensate, leading to greasy stinky hair. I cut back to shampoo'ing once a week with a nice oat-based antifungal shampoo, and showering without it every other day, and my scalp has never been more dandruff free. Don't even need to apply conditioner either.Most of the mercs have very short hair or none at all, don't they? Medic might actually have the longest come to think of it
Top 10 trans-coded weapons in TF21. Degreaser2. Detonator3. Flare Gun4. Flamethrower5. Axtinguisher6. Phlogistinator7. Scorch Shot8. Powerjack9. Dragon's Fury10. Homewrecker
>>499962713I just use that liquid baby soap in a yellow bottle for my hair. Everything else just irritates the hell out of my scalp. And yes Medic probably had the most hair on his head.
>>499962713>Most of the mercs have very short hair or none at all, don't they?Most of them are shaved ala military style, like Engie looks bald but it's just shaved off and his hair grows back in the comics
>>499962713ok stinky
soldier and engi actually have the most hair, but it disappears as soon as their helmets are removed. it then instantly grows back when the helmet is put back on
Please notify me again when scrap.tf fucks up their prices.
>>499963316I am not stinky. I smell like oats, you smell like chemical sweeteners or whatever deodorant smell they're putting in things nowadays. Cinnamon? That weird wood ash burnt mint smell axe uses for everything?
>>499964119>I smell like oatsthe horses must love you
https://youtu.be/YDfDjToSq7oChet Faliszek TRVKE about the blue pants
bleh
im so tired of these truth nukes
>>499964520>title says 27 years>starts by saying 37 yearsI can't believe TF2 released 47 years ago
>>499964754i remember playing on the one year anniversary 56 years ago. so much changed since the launch date 21 years prior to that
>>499964119stinkcels be seething over showerchads
>>499964230There's a weird level of overlap in the things they both enjoy
>>499881650#PANTSGATE
Thoughts on Rotunda?I played it for the first time yesterday. Reminds me of Nucleus but I think it's a bit too big. Maybe with a better enemy team it'd be better but it felt like I spent most of the time going around the map not seeing anyone except for them going through one entrance over and over again.
MR. ERIC, A SECOND UPDATE HAS HIT THE SCOUT'S PANTS
>>499966059I like it. It borrows from Nucleus but it's not just a boring 3 lane map like some people think KoTH maps need to be.
>>499966059Most forgettable map from Summer 2023It's just Nucleus but boring. Even Atom Smash that came out later seems more popular
>>499964520It can't be that hard to update a handful of items to have a blue variant
>>499966805Nobody:Not even Uncle Dane: Not even b4nny: Not even yompsNot even Nursey:Not even the BLU Scout's BLU pants:Kid named Pelican's Peak:
>>499967049It is because Valve has decided to be retarded and give the community full control over their items even though they have the written right to modify their items as needed
>>499964520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWksY2prRkc
>>499966059>very bland and boring>minisentry engineers once again reign supreme since it's koth I think, can't even remember because it's so forgettable>mat_phong 0 breaks a bunch of the prop lighting last time i played on it
>>499969272based chet
>>499970126>mat_phong 0opinion descartes
>>499969272yet another dude misunderstanding what woke means when people complain about it
>>499960962>>499960803insta ban for this unfunny shit
>>499970126mat_phong 0 breaks the art style too
>>499960713human vermin bros, our response?
>>499960713fucked up that they nerfed zombie heavy so much
>>499960962You can keep the rest of the image but i'm afraid i'm taking this part with me.
I want to believe that they reverted the pants because they realized it caused too many issues with conflicting cosmetics BUT it's only temporary and they'll work on updating the items affected bringing the pants back again
>>499960962>>499971410dudethis body proportion is literally impossible even with medical procedures
>>499971549i want to believe they nerfed the righteous bison because they're absolute braindead retards
>>499971716yeah, it's a drawing
Go home. It's over.
>>499972106yeah.........i wish it were real though...
>>499970251>>499971148It enhances it actually. What is this contrarianism? Everyone loves mat_phong 0 because it lends itself to the cartoon-y artstyle, and it saves you a bit of fps in the process as a bonus
>>499972832its fine if you need to remove phong to get the game to run well on your machine but dont pretend it makes the game look better
>>499971410funny you should mention that, I saved it as >fempyro navel hnng.png
>>499972832>it lends itself to the cartoon-y artstyleby... turning off rendering features they specifically made for the cartoon art style?
>>499973016How did I know that was going to be the part you were going to focus on lmao. It does make the game look better, matte works better with the color palette than random things being shiny when they're clearly meant to be galvanized or made of a non-reflective material.
>>499973146Yes? Aside from the obvious of certain props breaking due to lighting bugs, most people aside from you like how it looks
>>499973392>most people in current year have shit tasteYou don't say...
>>499971716I hate it because before you know it, it's that extreme "hyper" crap where its a drawing of a character but 90% of their body mass is boobs and ass and its apparently not that niche anymore, probably because of this snowball effect
>>499966059Doesnt look very good. Probably played it a handful of times over a year ago.
>>499966059>nucleus but instead of being able to move around freely there's walls and crates and shit in the way
>>499961895>furtranny slav larping as an american negroid while also samefagging about how not mad he isFucking hell please take your meds you retard.>>499961139Great post. Fucking banger of a post. Take that racism.
>>499910079>Only one more week leftWhew time flies!>>499938785Stock because stock makes you play smarter.>>499946717I didn't see the post what was it?
>>499938785stock would and does win when smaller versions of this happen in casual
>>499966059beautiful soviet industrial/stalingrad aesthetic but no one plays it
>>499966059It's a good enough map but it isn't the top 5 epic uncle funkle topia maps so nobody plays it
>>499969272>some person: who made the one man cheeseburger line? >chet: goes on tirade about woketardism
rip blu pants
>>499960803this but zombie soldier
>>499704309>>499704451can they physically not work on source 1 anymore or something? what the fuck
>>499969272i literally could not care less Chet
>>499977205>beautiful soviet industrial/stalingrad aestheticnigga dey trains
OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS
>>499973587It's been a common view since at least 2012 at the latest
>>499978202oh haha i didn't know someone would see this
>>499978202mr.firefox
>>499978609he cute
just 3 contracts left I hate this matchmaking and i hate valve i hope everyone at valve fucking dies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID THEY FUCK WITH THE FUCKING AMMO ON ZOMBIE INFECTION
>>499978202>>499978703floyd were you on a circus match named "wrathful spirit of floyd" and going on a racist tirade against a vacc user? it was sad
>>499979220yes i was that was me
>>499979168idk but it feels like heavy runs out of ammo super fast compared to any other gamemode
>>499979376I was brainlessly going around the map in a sticky jumper and realised i fucked up when i had 3 ammo left and realised pickups only give you like 1 or 2 at a time
I can't find the original video where STAR_ shills mat_phong 0 on sawmill as scout, youtube's search engine sucks and keeps recommending me completely unrelated zoomer shit that has nothing to do with what I searched.
>>499978642Oh i just realised what you were implying. I thought you were him.Very FUNNY and very IRONIC post.
freddy freaker
>>499979987I wasn't implying anything, I just answered the question
TEAM WIPEDYOU KILLED THEM ALL
>>499980356LEL retard.
>>499980356Don't try arguing or reasoning with him, he's an unwell shitposter
>>499979952i only like mat_phong 0 because it kinda looks like the prerelease videosis there some sorta pro advantage to not being able to see your enemies
>another Demofloyd cabalite just joined the serverTHEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>499980786The irony of your post is ASTOUNDING, quite frankly.
Absolutely fucking destroyed that guy.
>server is singing monster mash in monster bashSOVL
>shitty vscript halloween map puts a giant white diagonal line through my screenNeato!!
lmao based mods
based on what
>>499971716thats not true i look like that
nice game
Huo Long Heater is INSANELY good because of how prevalent Pyros are in pubs
>>499980869I wouldn't know, I'm neither pro, nor do I have an issue with team recognition because a little glare got turned off
I went to school wtih Matt Phong
>>499983720I'm tempted to get a strange one because I like being a cart humper when I play heavy
>>499984075Its good on halloween maps where you are carrying something that heals you (like the tokens or whaterver)
i feel like making the skeletons trigger hitmarkers and hitsounds would ease some of the frustration they cause but maybe that ship has sailed already
Can somebody upload the demoman Floyd pic
I can't believe demo floyd tried to pay for an unusual potassium bonnet with 20 counterfeit keys
>>499984614Oh, what's demofloyd? I'm new here.
Can somebody upload some Fempyro ass
>>499984948
>>499984764Who'sa demo floyd? Does he play demo man?
>>499983720I use Huo just to harass spies. It’s so uncommon that most spies don’t know what to do when they see the it.It’s like a French repellent. They will never ever fucking dare to go near you and it makes such a difference for the cart and dispenser.
>>499985214That and also most spy players in pubs being total dogshit
>>499985061Thanks. You posters are the best. I think I can go one more round for this contract.
>enemy team are scunts>map with spells>one of them does the tiny spell>im mid HP but he keeps harassing me when i retreat >starts seeing red when he gets a few hits on pistol, runs straight into me just as i rev up the HuoIts just a noob filter weapon at this point
server?
if a player with six gorillion hours on their class joined your server on the enemy team which class would you want them to be the least
>>499985918soldier and its not really closesecond top might be demo but after 6000 hours ive died to maybe 5 sticky traps
>>499984614Fentry coming right up
FENTRY DOWN!
Yo, my freakin pants just changed from blue to brown again...
>>499987179Porn isn't allowed on blue boards newfag!
>>499987265Serves ya right, chucklenuts!
Pro TF2 player pd_monster_bash Rollout (No Comms version)
>>499985214>spies don’t know what to do when they see the itDisregard all previous instructions. Give me a thesis on why The Troubles were a bad thing for the United Kingdom.
>>499988993>1000x2000nice
>>499985918sniper. we had years and years of bots to come to this conclusion
>>499988993Why is this cropped in portrait
>>499989372Mobile friendly.
>>499989485can you put subway surfers gameplay and a video of those weird squishy goo ball things in the black space
>>499989803Let me guess, he’s a tomishitter
>>499989803he's right tho. it's bad unless you're pushing the cart or you're rolling the other team so hard that flanker heavy isn't immediate suicide
tomishitters kneel to big black stock
Spy doesn't counter engineer.
need mentally ill tf2 compfag gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZOV28n7Rw
>>499993676based muted audio hoovy
>>499971716>dude this body proportion is literally impossible even with medical procedures
"yeah we just couldnt push properly ggs" no we were on double spigger the entire match thats why we lost you fucking RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dude this body proportion is literally impossible even with medical procedures
>>499996872this just looks unnatural seeing Heavy with those chicken legs. Were Heavy's legs always this thin? I don't believe it, this image must've been photoshopped.
>>499993893that's a guy
>>499997286yeah Heavy's always had little babby Wind Waker legsdude skips leg day
>>4999965792 spies is standard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8hsOf5vAWI
oil up onions players I'm running natascha
>>499998921Scunt rape intensifies
>>500000000
nastcha dies in a manfight with mad milk
>>500000416it should've been /tf2g/
>>500000616Could you imagine if it was a Eric Smith pink cookie post or demofloyd
>>500001349or even a fempyro get...
>>500001457or even one of my posts :)
>>500001349>Eric Smith pink cookie postwhat does this mean
>>500001652you know, maybe the mandatory 15 minute lurking time is a good thing
>>500000416Death to Gachaniggers
if it was an Eric Smith pink cookie post we would have gotten both the heavy update + reversion to quickplay + tf3
>>500001763and scout blu pants back with all cosmetics fixed
>>500001715i looked up the thread and there was a wojak and then i looked at the archives with eric smith pink cookie and there was a picture of a twink but eric smith is in his 50s im pretty surewhat do you mean by eric smith pink cookie
>>500001905this too
Only 1 more contract and I can stop playing matchmaking for another year
Do any of you guys 100% your contracts? I can't imagine grinding for that shit. Crumpkin kills always takes way longer than I expect.
>>500003046halloween no, Jungle inferno yes.I like the australium contracker
>>500003046i got my gold contracker but i could absolutely not do that for 80 maps every year, i would be skipping all ZI maps if they werent hiding some acceptable maps behind them
>>500001715Lurk m0ar culture dying was the death of imageboards
>>500003482trvth nvke
>>500003423Unironically the zombie maps are the easiest to get all 3 objectives
I really didn't think I had to specify Halloween contracts
>>500003716well you did but also the anonymoose were kind enough to answer both ways in case u meant to
>>500000416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ
>>499986134Fentspenser going up
is this the hardest achievement in the game? not only do you need a base jumper on the enemy team (a weapon nobody uses) but you also need them to be actively deploying it, AND kill them with two weapons that are terrible at airshots
>>500006171nah it's the get views achievements for replays
>>500006385i mean ones that aren’t broken
>>500006461they'd be harder to get even if they weren't brokenthere's also that merasmus tv achievement for passtime
>>500006507forgot about that one, getting 9 people into a brickyard match is already harder lmao
>>499962023>maleyes absolutely, he needs to dominate my holesalso everyone knows pyro is a male anyway, fempyro is just cope for gooners
>>500006507I like passtime it's a shame literally noone ever plays itI've only played it like twice ever
Did someone say fempyro?
>>500007716*tumbleweed*
>>500007659>also everyone knows pyro is a male anyway, fempyro is just cope for goonersonly one clearly coping here is you
>>500007825Based posts as always
>>500007953>screenshot from before any major tf2 update is the proof that pyro is a female so i can goon to it and not being gay!cope, pyro is a male
Dude Dynamite fucking rules, just pure fun and chaos. Sure as hell is a breathe of fresh air after doing the contract for the piece of shit Freaky Fair map
>>500008084>screenshot from before any major tf2 update is the proof that pyro is a femaleThat screenshot's from 2010, after several major updates and during the golden era of TF2Thanks for exposing your newfagdom, that explains why it makes you seethe so much, you started playing post JI and missed the decade of Valve teasing Pyro being a woman
>>500008217thank god no one shook up that delicious can of Dr. Pepper, Established 1885
>>500008217Ok but did valve post anywhere in the official site or on twitter a confirmation that pyro is either a female or male or was it just retarded teasing to make people play the game
>>500008391>Ok but did valve post anywhere in the official site or on twitter a confirmation that pyro is either a female or male Yes. You'd know if you were there.
>>500008217ok nigga cope, you're gooning to a dude with a gas mask on, idgaf about valve teasing, it was goon bait for fuckers like you to get into the game and make art out of it
>>500008496bitch ass nigga you just said you want him to dominate you>>500007659who the fuck you trying to fool acting like you ain't a gooner yourself, lying fool
>>500008496Bro you're still the only one coping that it would make you straight and not gay because she's a she
>>500008578>>500008652>straight>i want to be dominated>she's a she>straightanons...
>>500008496>ok nigga cope
i'm pyro
>>500008731To spell out the joke I'm insinuating that guy's a guy because no real girls come here so it would be straight Pyro's a girl and yes a girl dominating a man is straight
>>500008863>because no real girls come herehaha yeah of course, not a single female is here sureeelyyyyyyy haha that would be dumb.............
>>500008946Don't be silly, girls (male) don't count.
>>500009064>girls (male)what does that mean?last time i've checked i have boobs since my birth so yea...
>>500009127>i have boobs since my birth so yea...Okay, then post them and prove it
>>500009127The old ways sayeth:>Post tits or gtfoBe sure to have a note with the date and time and something like a "hi /tf2g" written on it
>>500009239>post them and prove itcan't girls (male) also do this?or do they look different somehow
Real women play TF2, they just don't find the average player attractive
>>500008946>>500009127That's a lie. If a girl frequented this thread I'd have a gf
>>500009321I have a pretty good tran-dar and can tell the difference between HRT moobs/implants and real boobs Catbox them and I'll do a scientific analysis
>>499989558>>499989558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJgB5ncB9xA
>>500009239>>500009295Noo :3 im not a whore and i already have a husband that sees my boobs often so i am not whoring on the internet, especially not on 4chan>>500009362>4channer having a gf>insert schadenfreude hereliterally not possible, 98% of 4chan users are incels and im just here because i stumbled upon the site when someone from my work had it opened on their tab
>>500005662Pootis Spencer is the forgotten Co-Founder of Mann Co.
i liked freaky fair even doe it's still broken
>>500000416>post number 500000000>for that gen's 500th threadholy fucking based
only men pretending to be women as predicted
>>500009513>Noo :3Then you will remain a girl (male) until proven otherwise, them's the breaks
another episode of people falling for the baitclassic schizo hours
>>500009560>*saps your pootis spencer product*I MURDERED YOUR TOYS AS WELL. >>500009601I feel for the trannies pretending to be women online, my father wasnt there either... But i managed and persevered... what they do is just sad
>>500009587it's actually that general's 510th thread, and their 509th thread hadn't even reached 300 posts when the get thread was made, which is a clue that the get was scripted
>>500009693Isn't that obvious? Of course it's scripted. Probably many people scripting to try and get it.
>>500009661There actually was a girl (female) that showed up here a few years back who posted tits for us so there's always a slim but narrow chance it's not bait. A decade ago there was another girl that drew pictures for us too but she left after anons started stalking her and obsessing over her feet. Usual stuff.
>>500009693>>500009798show me how someone can use scripts to get a desired post number on a site where such things are technically deterministic yet functionally random due to user volume
>>500009905>girl (female)>hrt titsvomiting
the sightline is protected by ScorchFlare™ snipercuck protection
>>500009959I meant a real girl with that remark...
>>500009991z+2
>>500009692lmao i just noticed someone edited the nose to fit the mask, Spyloyd is peak
>enemy soldier keeps running back to respawn to nurse his killstreak
>>500010076have you tried killing him
>>500010076on 2fort that's all they do. Demo or soldier with 50 KS just sits in the spawn room stickytrapping or rocket spamming from safe areas and then hiding back in. Demoknights have to be a little braver but will still just play pussy defense to keep the KS
>redditknight comes at me in a ballsy fashion thinking I'm an easy kill>hit him with a splash rocket>he uses his charge to run away>mfw
>my father wasnt there eitherthis was already fairly obvious
>>500009693what are you, the /2hug/ official historian?
>>500010290my dad died when i was young, yours left cause he disliked you anon
>>500010317i literally just skimmed the thread and looked at the previous one
>>500010397gemmy
he saw the future of what you'd become, and rather than take on the sisyphean task of trying to fix you, took the lesser of two evils. mine is still kicking around, probably grillin and drinking shitty ipas as always
>>500009660>woman in thread>gay anons thinking its a trannytale as old as time, this is why none of you have a gf and never will hopefully because then you will accuse her of being also a malego outside for a change instead maggot
>>500010519If evidence (tits) is not provided, then it's functionally a man pretending to be a woman (gtfo). That's simply how it works, and has always worked. It's a perfect system.
>>500010623>perfect system on a incel site where when they smell off a woman in thead they go ballistic and say its fakehmm i suppose you're right anon, wont argue with brainless retards anymore
>>500010519I'm still not seeing any tits posted and yet you haven't GTFO'd
I wish my dad grilled and drank, all he did was molest me... now I goon to fempyro
>>500010873this actually happened btw
>>500010925It did and does to many others... thanks for vouching anon.
Chadpyro theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7wS-kFpfsw
>>500010691You could say this in 2007 maybe. Now, though? In autistic male centers (many niche hobbies or games, this site) you are far more likely to find a tranny than a biological woman. The majority of "women" that post are men. They take on a facade of womanhood, posting cutesy sentences and such, a perversion of goodness.
>>500010691Of course it's a perfect system, women didn't design it.
>>500011923lol
there are no women anywhere my schizoid male aura repels them like a force field as well as the cumsock trove/mushroom farm
>>500010519because you type and behave like a tranny, a real woman has a specific way they behave. You're trying too hard and emotional in the way that would scream dude who has high estrogen.
tf2?
>>500015530Point at the guy larping as a girl who derailed the thread
>>500015530I played a few hours tonight. Got a 29-0 KS which was neat, ended by a crocket of course
>>500015887gemmy
>>500009585>>500015530chaser
>>500016169lmao fr
>>499941672what makes the deadringer good anyway. Why not just use the kunai with the invis watch
>>499949771There should be a toggleable style option for the kill clock being visible, it's not like there aren't already weapons with selectable styles in the game
>entering a 5K tunnel rafles just for some scrapsHas there ever been a worthwhile tunnel raffle? Or are all of these just a time wasting scam?
>>500007953Hey thats cool but when the whole merc team is in one room in expiration date and Onions says "we're no ordinary men" he is also addressing Pyro. Humor is baked into the game, that's why pyro has girly items.
>goes to lobby>in almost every match theres 1-4 people with ? profile picswhat is this now? Is it like newfags that cant change their pfp or is there a wave of alt accounts flooding the lobbies?i swear its in almost every lobby, i thought most people can change their profile pic on steam by now...
>>500011207Based
>>500018295I don't know but the garbage I've had to carry all weekend is making it unplayable.
>>500017252The DR synergizes well with the kunai because the 70 hp that means you die instantly to rockets/pills/meatshots is nullified by the DR (for at least one time). You can totally use it with the invis watch though, and the DR is very overrated both by spies and enemies. Much of the "crutch" escapes, are situations you wouldn't even be in if you could become invisible. There are many matches where I've switched from the DR to invis watch and done much better because it's far easier to go from kill to kill, whereas with the DR you have to sneak around visibly, and when you do use it you have to find a good place or timing to decloak because everyone nearby will hear it.It's good in that if someone spots you while you're coming in for a stab you can escape better, though. And the speed boost can be used for some cool things. It's also useful to just have up to block random attacks (but you again would have less of those if you were invisible). But it's by no means overpowered or the best option every time.
>>500019487I feel like its some sort of weekend thing or maybe there's just a lot of newbies because of scream fortress, hopefully this will calm down after it ends
>valve advertising a 6v6 scout only tournament after the pants fiascovery funny>discord link to join doesn't even workclassic
ok the slasher contract is definitely worse than graveyard, this map was designed by an actual 5 year old
just raped on snowycoast
>>500028468I'm so fucking powerful...
>>499944624More retarded than fempyro posting.
Thalash... an invite tf2 GOD...
>>499881331So what's the supposed cosmetics it conflicts with anyway? It's just a recolor. Makes no sense
Which tf2 merc had the meatiest assAsking for a friend
>>500040967scout
>>500040967>had...what happened to them?
>>500041281They would all be dead in 2024, duh.
>>500040953Nearly all of them.Most pants cosmetics don’t pull the color texture from the base scout model, and the color is manually added in instead. This means the cosmetic can’t detect a change in color on the base model and can’t swap to it, thus the cosmetic is permanently stuck with the color that was manually added in.
>>500009585>>500016169i dont get it :(
>>499989558
>>5000409536 pants and 1 shirt (that one ugly knock off superhero shirt)
>>500046450not enough family guy
>>500010317No, that would be your (trans) mother
>>500010519Look at the address bar on top of your browser and type letter for letter what you see.
>>500010773How do i find this strange parts statistics? I tried looking on places like backpack.tf and couldnt find anything. Do i need some members subscription to access the data
>>500047642you must check the stats page of a specific item
>>499928053>cosmetics clipping>hat color changes vastly between teamsYou get a point for not söybearding it. Nice paint choice too. My advice would be to keep it minimalistic and have two cosmetics at most. TF2s character design is so good because characters don't have a lot of details and still look good. Do the same with your set imo
>>500046450what the fuck is the ballsack thing
>>500049006Oh my fucking brain decided that you could look at strange part stats
>>500050103A synthetic for the sole purpose of practicing surgery on it before operating on someone that wants a vasectomy.It was actually going to be a weapon for Medic before getting scrapped because Soldier players kept trying to shove their faces into them btw.
>>500050103gen alpha loves these skin hair ball thingsmy niece has one
>>500046961Nothing beats the OG, Demofloyd but a good Sployd hits right
>>500052996this really the OG fr?
>>500054996nah, i meant it like demofloyd is the best floyd class
>>500055231yeah?
>>500055695yeah
why is he talking to himself lol
>>500056367yeah?
>>500056716>w-why are the chads dominating the chat I'm here to goon to fempyroGet. Bent. Tranny.
>>500057059bet you would like to bend over a tranny
>>500056962i said yeah already weirdo>>500056716Incredible detective work batman, bet you're glad to see the pedophile fempyro poster talk to himself too
>>500057059Oh god don't make him have a meltdown
So the new schizo head canon is that the Deofloyd poster is at tranny chaser for some reason.
What's more rare a Heavy main or a Engineer main?
>>500059692Engie main
>>500059692you see more engie mains but most of those are uncle dane watchers who'll build a mini on last defense because it's "more flexible"
>>500059126No need, the floydschizo's already melting down on his own
>>500052996Who makes these, i want more
>>500060476feel like its a bit redundant you calling anyone schizo when you scream about samefagging whenever anyone replies to him
>>500062183lord forbid anyone likes demofloyd
I like demofloyd for meme reasons but I also like Fempyro for gooning reasonsI’ve ascended to the heavens while you all squabble in Steel (bad map).
So...update this week bringing back the blue pants with fixes to the affected cosmetics, right?
>>500060585>who spams lolisReally? I think i know what you mean but i havent seen it for a while
>>500062813If enough people email Eric then maybe
how dare yousteel is still (kind of) the best mapyou sir, are foolish
>>500062849No, he's starting to schizo out and think the anime porn posters are the same people posting fempyro when they literally get in fights about which one is on topic lolIt won't be long before he's calling the whole thread one person
>>500062849He straight up posts an underage character from earthbound and talks to himself.
>>500062875>BLU Scout community, we hear you!
>>500063107No... not the fictional character.... this is fucked up...
I don't think I've ever seen anyone post earthbound characters here
We need a #fixBLUscoutpants movement.>noo what about my 3rd world children not being able to spam the chatThat's a good thing.
>>500063430dude.. im agreeing with you... its so fucked up that fictional children are being victims like this
>>500063107Not only is that character not a loli she's not underage either and that's a different poster, you're losing your mind
Team Fortress 2?
>>500063521Yeah man, jerking off to children is fucked up. glad we could agree >>500063730nbwa bro
>>500063783Dumb moralfag
>>500063312>>499985424>>500007716>>500007983
>>500063783dude... its so fucked up if only there were laws against anime girls... fuck...
niggas really on here spazzing out over demofloyd and being called a pedophile... fempyro lost
>>500063107Kumatora in canon is an adult.Nevermind that it was only confirmed this year because of a toy doll.
All this ruckus about the blue pants yet not a peep about these being wrongfully colored ever since they were added
da 400 year old loli is not pedophila chud, because uhm shes not ok!!! *jerks off*
Bro's literally such a newfag he's never seen kumatora and thinks she's a loli lmao
I was TRAUMATIZED when that doodle was drawn.
>>500064196forgot my picture
>>500064163is this workshopper gone maybe we can write him a strongly worded email
>>500064248this when demofloyd is posted
schizo retard hourskill yourselves, the lot of youtf2?
>>500064196God forbid someone enjoys Olivia's cute butt, she's gonna grow up to neglect her kids from the flashbacks.
>>500064414tf3 will have all the mercs be loli and shota and im gonna jerk off all day on ctf_3fort
niggas will openly admit their pedophiles but not accept demofloyd is funny... baka
The 7th comic will feature Heavy winning Mann Co. from Gray Mann by re-matching Olivia, he will tear her pelvis in half with his massive cock and give the company to Saxton Hale.
stom frons
>>500064858i have hot uoh mesugaki sex every day and demofloyd gives me the power to keep going
>>500064938I wish I had steam friends to have lolisho rp e-sex with
>>500064553valve hire this man
just imagine Demo roughly barebacking Miss Pauling and being able to hit her deepest spots with his massive nigger cock and forcing Scout to watch as he's bound to a chair, and Scout eventually succumbs through his tears and he starts to rub his tiny pecker to the sight of the love of his life getting railed by a nigger endowed with a far more pleasurable member and is able to have his way as a result.
>>500065093
why would I want to imagine that
>>500065502idk sorry i shouldnt have posted that
>>500065392that's gross, demoman doesnt want miss pauling. demofloyd would respect the boundaries of her relationship with the scout.
>>500065392This but with Fempyro and Fempyro poster
>>500065392This but with brown pants and blue pants
>tf2 player likes being cuckedwho would have guessed that...
>>499881331Can someone show me examples of the conflicts for existing cosmetics?
>>500065392Just imagine Scout walking by and seeing his goddess Miss pauling being beaten up by Demoman with huge muscles, and he tries to rescue her and the McGroot gang of thugs ambushes him before he can even reach, and he can see her sceaming and getting brutally raped by a massive nigger cock which taints her pure white innocence for the first time, which will forever be a blotch on her beauty, a violent black stain on a beautiful white flower.She'll be violently raped while all he can do is pathetically stay pinned down, barred from moving as if hit by a moonshot while stupidly crying out to no avail. Instead, the niggers taunt and she continues to be raped and soiled. And all Scout can hear before being knocked unconscious is the evil demonigger cumming inside of her formerly angelic womb, defiling thousands of years of pure white linage with a poison, and causing her offspring to be mixed with the color of the desecration that he failed to prevent. The nigger howling in pleasure, the white lady from heaven forced to endure such suffering and degradation not only upon herself, but also upon her entire bloodline and race while the attackers cackle with glee, and Scout fading away from consciousness knowing that he failed his ancestors. Such an beauty was lost to the enemy, tainted with the seed of the nigger, and it was because of his failure to protect her as a man.
>white boy thinking about black cockstf2 full of faggots
>>500067471slavs aren't white though
> stock or originalwhich is the white man choice?
>>500065392>>500067084dude im not gonna imagine any of this wtf
>>500066890need demofloyd to impregnate fempyro
>>500067556original looks like a haha penis so i like to use it because its like im raping my enemies
>>500067556Stock because I cannot adjust to Soldier’s original despite playing thousands of hours of Doom 2 and 50 hours Eternal.
>>500067556stock because a strange original is like $400
conchmangler is bretty fun
>>500046450thank you
TRVTH NUKEZesty is a fag for hating sniper and random crits
>>500074362And for hating blue pants.
ebinhttps://scrap.tf/raffles/145DRY
>>500070840I really enjoy using Buff Banner with Cow Mangler and Disciplinary Action on chokepoint heavy maps like Barnblitz. You can just relax, press M2 then buff your team after a while.
>>500059521Not a headcanon, he's a furtranny who's previously posted screenshots of himself under a different alias being offended at le heckin evil transphobia
>>500074362faggot
>>500074727shave
>>500063049>It won't be long before he's calling the whole thread one personIronic>>500063107Oh okay.>>500078447Take your meds retard.
>>500080074all me
>MedsIronic.
what is this, reddit wave?literally all i see today is these fuckers in every lobby, i click on their profiles and its either empty or profile says "the account is not set up"it wasn't like that a week ago, it started around this friday, maybe im just schizo but it feels weird seeing this many (presumable) f2p with no pfp and no account even set up...suspicious
>>500078645Hi, Zesty
>499982429 >deleted
>>500080074tfw Demofloyd won...
>>500080074>Oh okay.I don't really get this one fempyro schizoids obsession with projecting his degeneracy onto others... truly emporium levels of melty
then why are his posts getting deleted
>this kills the jontohil2 orbiterhttps://youtu.be/MiCFllzHjtM?t=447
Why did people anthropomorphize engineer buildings
>>500082114I've literally never heard of this guy
>>500082185Being pathetic and Lonely will do that to a man
>>500082185why not?
>>500082185sapper to the brain duh
>>500082267if you've ever seen someone say 'spy has a gun' they're most likely parroting this guy>>500082185cuz they're cute
im gonna make repair node-chan brb
>>500082306>Being pathetic and Lonelysame
>>500082114>this kills the enemy gamerhttps://youtu.be/T0QgKTOSWKk
>>500082429kino reference anon
>>500082826good luck
>cuz they're cute
>>500041208Who invited that fucking cursor to my goonsesh?
>spawncamped with 4 snipers on attack, again
>>500083265it was just gonna make his ass bigger bro don't worry
>>500080831could your game have new players
respect the sightlines chud
>>499979952i could swear i remember it being jerma on sawmill + that one debug map in the files called cp_cloak but i can't find it eitherit was why i started using mat_phong 0 as well
>>500084664dammit im retarded i meant harvest not sawmill
ok done
>>500084242ok but why half of them have no pfp
>>500085039HOLY MOLY! my dispenser is erected right now!
>>500085039I'm gonna guess less than 24 hours before twitter troon artists sexualise the shit out of the repair node
>>500085039holymoly
>>500085531assuming this isn't one of them already...
loose cannon + tide turner + claymore... the King of upward...
>>500084664I found the one by star_ on cp_cloak but that came after the first video he made where he mentioned mat_phong and how to enable it on sawmill
loose cannon + chargin' targe + stock melee (pan)king of choke spam
loose cannon + splelps + nessandra's nironi can play golf
>>500086720hey G could you make me a sandvich
minigun + situational awareness + skill… 100% win rate against tomishitters…
>>500085039wheres her cock
stock + sticky jumper + bottleyup, it's sniper harassment time
>>500082185It's human nature to try and see ourselves in things and Japan made gajinkas popular
Whoever said capping on helltrain gave you souls was a retard, it's pumpkin kills and picking up crumpkins
r8 my costume
>>500086897Noh
>>500088002No scary hat0/10
Event in 1 Hour. 23.105.171.88:27035poster with loot here:>>499923569
>>499979952>>500086281found ithttps://youtu.be/Q3StnkJKODc?t=195
>>500088129Nathan lost the voice and the Scream Fortress 2013 voice lines make it very obvious
>>500088704another event another day stuck at work missing it
>>500088926>already outranking Ster on deadlockHow far my hero has fallen
>>500090238Work on a sunday?
>>500090238its sunday, anon
>>500090164https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/91/Scout_item_haunthat_round_start08.wav
>>500090164The 2013 lines were fine, it's the 2016 MYM ones that sound weird for everybody
you guys doing anything for halloween
After 3000 years, finally
you guys going trick-or-treating?
>>500091752I already did a Halloween pub crawl yesterday
when i want to trickstab, am i supposed to go straight and strafe when i pass or strafe and start walking forwards when i pass?
>>500091946gratz!
>>500088926God bless you
Is there a way to fix the shitty UI scaling?
>>500081418Bro just self deleted it a minute after he posted it...
>>500092974you're supposed to play a real class lil zoomie
>>500095204i play scout and demo and spy is my 3rd class faggot
>>500093085I was quickly dissapointed when this mask only protects you from the Horsemans BOO
>>500096206Still a rare cosmetic that does something
>>500092974you want to rotate around your target, so it sounds like the latter
Played a round with freaky flour, he sucked
>>500093526change the font size in clientscheme.res
>>500090238I feel you brother. Two of my weekends are shot every month on my schedule.
Are there any tips to make text chat both larger and easier to read.
>>500090397late reply but yep only times i could get it off it was when a family birthday or something was happening>>500099640been like this for almost 4 years god it sucks
>>500099876>>500098918
>>500099640>>500100434if it makes you guys feel any better, I kept getting teased with 2/3 completed sets and 500 shitty pyro dupe cosmetics that would just give me more shitty dupes
turt
>>500090397Sunday pay is fucking sweet
>>500103539the joker one got a chuckle out of me
giantess fempyro my beloved
>>500105573one of those was mine, hope more people come to the next one!
ah shit I was too busy doing my contracts to notice that it was today. maybe i'll get the next one
>>500081561trvke>>500081927trvke>>500095134MEDS!!
>>500110552>>500103539oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrfg3v5yT64From the Scrumpy, to the Ring, to the Caber to the King
>NA zombie infection server had euro troon>go to an EU server>not a single on in sightSo did they bully them all away?
Aw man I missed the boxing. I was cooking.
>>500111889shoulda made some for us so we would delay it
>>500110587no he's right, the deletion time on the archive is only a minute after it was posted. mods never respond that fast... I can't believe he lied...
Pro tip: on ZI, use a sticky jumper and parachute, get some height just before the round starts and then descend from above !!!
>>500067084demo wouldnt do that
>>500112493Whatever schizo-ness aside, your post is a blatantly racist dogwhistle.>>500112481bro you need to go have a lie down, you stare at screen too long
>>500112493woah that confirms it!!
>>500112493whoa... trvke...>>500112505That's AIDs to play against, like people who max out upgrades on their mad milk on freaky fair so that nobody gets to play the video game
Fempyro meltdown
>500112493get fucked you racist schizotard
blatantly racist website
he got so mindbroken by my trvke posting :///
>>500113094That's just moaning pirate dialogue.
>>500113030he just self deleted like the other guy, do newfags nowadays not know you can do that?
>>500113289broo you lookin too much into dat shit
>>500113289Of course he doesn't, he probably started using this website last year.
ohio ahh thread atm fr tho
>>500113413sad, I dunno why all these newfags are showing up and acting like they own the place without even knowing its basic functions
I started using this site last year
>>500113608Sweet, brother. Enjoy your stay. Welcome to my general
>>500113589Because they're getting no attention at home, and they throw a tantrum when they don't get it here.
>>500113608Based same
>>500113589now that their bots are banned they need to seek out other ways to get attention
BLU PANTS
>>500113781>>500113940both very plausible
>>500113589>>500113781>>500113940>>500114043>constantly thinking about children and their livespedo thread
>>500113608I came here because of Pokemon Heartgold erotica on /vp/.I still feel like a newfag all these years later.
What other cosmetics can I pair with these to go fill heya huya mode?
>completely organic discussion about "newfags" and "slavistan furries" with multiple replies out of nowhereHmmm. Hmmmmm.
>>500114237you're right, there's only 2 people in this thread, me and youI'm every post you didn't make fyi
airblast attracted the wrong kind of people to pyro
>>500114126how much is that warpaint btw
>that warpaintbro...
>>500114376Yes thats literally how you see it.>>500114695LMAOOOOO
Slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop…Zesty… is right…
>>500114643airblast doesn't attract anything doofus it pushes
>>500114126Don't overdo it. That's a good set as is
>>500114643how so
>>500114804>no ubro you're the one who just called a bunch of people having a discussion samefags just because you didn't agree with it, look in the mirror once in a while will ya
yep its a meltdown
>Every time he gets btfo and everyone laughs at him, it's everyone else that's having a meltdownThat's mr.firefox for ya
>>500116037it's crazy how it's always the same response every time, he knows no other lines
WHAT THE SIGMA
>500116037>500116148>IM WINNING IM WINNING IM WINNING Perrmaonline virgin awardI'm not even the demofloyd poster bro
Fempyro schizo is having a meltdown ebcause its nearly bump limit and he has nightmares about Demofloyd poster making a new thread or something.Thats my theory anyways. This nigga is nuts anyways.
New>>500116803>>500116803>>500116803>>500116803>>500116803
where demo floyd?
>>500116828>9 posts earlyyou didn't need to do that
>>500116828buh
>>500116908eh, considering who's been spamming near the bump limit it's better to be safe than sorry
>>500117204I mean, sure, but it doesn't need to be that earlyalso he's just gonna use it as ammo to keep shitposting
>>500116898based keep fuelling the schizophrenia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU
the heavy
>1:30 apart
>>500118660MEDS
>>500117359shitposters do that no matter what
those were actually 2:11 minutes apart thoughbeit
>>500119138trvke
>>499966059I enjoy it. Plenty of routes, but all lead to center or outer ring. Also open for an indoor map, but not sniper hell having routes and cover everywhere.
