No ai edish>Demo DaysSoon: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-60Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-59Older: https://hackmd.io/LhEB6VCZSx-oalI2cWWoA>AGDG resourceshttps://hackmd.io/dLaaFCjDSveKVeEzqomBJw>Helpful linksNew Threads: >>>/vg/agdgArchive: https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/subject/agdg/Steam Games by AGDG: https://agdg-steam.netlify.app//agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/Recap: https://recap.agdg.app>How to WebMhttps://obsproject.comhttps://github.com/argorar/WebMConverterhttps://github.com/michaelmob/WebMCam>Previous thread>>507455837
good morning and merry Christmas
Bless you and bless your game!
>>507549639my game is one of the unwrapped presents. the green one.
some xmas day progressnew hatleft one was from the start of the yearright one is nowmerry christmas day to all aggies
I spent more than a thousand dollars on Steam keys so my Internet friends would think Eric Barone was posting in /agdg/ and now I can't make my rent... I need a Christmas miracle..
>>507550574wow. what and idiot
>>507550574Meanwhile I don't even have 100 dollars to afford the Steam fee for my game...
>>507550574false and mean spirited post
reminder to align yourself with the metaphysical good
>>507550967Good is subjective.
https://x.com/raysan5/status/1871854552196252153It's godover...
>>507551081but if you remove the noise you will find that you have an intuition for what is good and what is bad
adn instead of buying keys for stardew can you buy our games instead, itd be nice
>>507551186Yeah this, if the schizo did that instead it would be nice
I hope /agdg/ dies in 2025. Yahweh please make it happen.
>>507551704Thoughts like this aren't very festive.
https://x.com/LUXSYS/status/1871413636574683619question: why do so many Alices are good with shaders?
Fuck Christmas. Gonna dev.
Merry Christmas! Make sure to spend time with your family.
>>507552076based, redditmas is mid
>>507551864You all don't deserve festivities. You all are maniacal freaks with no sense of honour, comradery or community. You're at each other's throats every damn fucking day, every damn day you're shitting on someone for doing some things wrong, not having enough reviews, not using the tools you approve and whatever. You all are lowly and insolent scumbags and that's why I hope your general dies. The devs from here need to break free from this shit bucket.
>>507551118Raylib does what godon't
>>507551704I hope it lives to foster more devs who spend years making their dream game, hoping to escape poverty only for that game to flop while AI slop like TCG shop simulator succeeds.
>507552538This is exactly why I want this decrepit general to die.
We are too late. 72 new games a day on Steam so far in 2024.Only 15% of playtime is in 2024 games which means we're competing with Steam's entire catalog.AI is getting better by the day and big studios will train models that are going to help them ship games a lot faster.Hobbydevs are correct, they always were. I sure hope no one here is depending on gamedev in any way.
>>507550967easy for someone to say this when he has a girlfriend
>>507551118what is this flame enginelooks like a pump and dump
>>507552707But it won't (and that's a good thing).
>>507552081Merry Christmas!Come 'ere my lil brown shitstain!
>>507550967
Start doing this
Posting YouTube thumbnails should be a bannable offense.
it was a joke bro chill out
My game is slop and that's fine! Ho-oh-ho!
>>507553668You used AI voice acting in it?
sun of vulcan i do not understand what i am fighting for
Merry Christmas guys. See you in a bit.
>>507553502when will somebody make a youtube review of my game and get thousands of views...
>>507554325Ask Underspacedev. Reviews of his game got hundreds of thousands of views on Youtube.
Why do /v/ people get really mad at me when I say I want to delist my game?
>>507554989Idk, why don't you ask the people getting really mad at you?
>>507555593The threads are gone.
>>507554989>why do people get mad when I take away some of their options
i think i know what game i have to make in 2025
>>507555953>their optionsBut they won't buy it anyway.
>>507551081False.Merry Christmas agdg
>>507556036Yeah but technically when you take away the option to buy something you are in effect reducing the value of their money slightly.
>>507553417
>>507556169Incorrect.
>>507555785Oh. Probably the fundamental stance that games are art and should be preserved and made available.This is a core belief to some people, so you will not convince them otherwise.
>>507556179Well that's their problem not mine.>>507556284I'm sorry but I genuinely don't understand how games are "art". 95% of successful indie games are just mindless time wasters with no story or theme or any artistry to them. There's literally no demand for "art" in the games industry, especially with how mad /v/ gets at story games.
>>507554989steam hires south east asian call centers to patrol online communities and defend their interests. that includes pestering devs to hand over 30%theyre in here too
>>507556585Oops sorry meanted the second reply for him >>507556434
Is there a engine like Rpgmaker but 3D?
>>507556710GZDoom
>>507556691I was confused for a second
>>507556710roblox?
:: Project Nortubel ::progress :: Music in cutscenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsgo9C8P31E
>>507549639>snobbed once againI'm crying IRL
>>507556856Kino
>>507556585>Well that's their problem not mine.I agree.
>>507556938Snubbed, you lowlife.
I clicked lower layer(leftmost button), deleted the strip from NLA editor, buttons are greyed out. how fix?
>>507556938My game isn't on there either. I don't post my game here but still would have been nice.
>>507490664BUMPWhere are all the autists?
>>507557428restart blender, unironically
Honestly, I still can't believe that Nortubel is an actual thing, an actual game that exists. Like how is it not just an elaborate troll? And what the hell does "Nortubel" even mean?
>>507557472I did, it didn't fix it and every time I enter NLA editor blender crashes now.
>>507557428Press the ^ button?
>>507549639I post my game on agdg and I wasn't included.another fanart for the inner circle only.
>>507557452>How could a spaced armour be effective against discarding sabots?Spaced armour is not effective against discarding sabot
>>507556585>>507556691Do you see no artistic value in a creation that was made just to be fun?In five-thousand years, how do you think people will see your game?Do you think they will put such high standards on it and dismiss it as not even art?I think they will see the art we make now as part of a greater story that gives insight to how we lived.
>>507557707That's a pretty big inner circle.At that point it's like an outer minus a few circle.
>>507557646I can somewhat fix it but then the animation gets messed up because I deleted the NLA strip or something. not a big deal since it's a 5 minute animation but I barely know it and already despise this NLA.
>>507557707>the inner circle is everyone but anonCorrect. We made it simply to not have to hang out with you, and only specifically you
Ho-oh-oh, merry christmas! Time to check my wishl- AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT AAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A HOLIDAY DISASTER!
merry... fake roman pagan holiday
>>507557968Everyone despises the NLA, that's why it's getting changed.
Time to make a game that nobody but me would like to play again.
>>507558162Same...
>>507557902there's not that many characters in the pic. a good chunk of them are memes, some are games that are not even in development anymore and the rest are inner circle.
>>507557881That's archeology and history, a historical artifact does not mean it's art (like a historical uniform or a weapon).Besides, my game is getting 0 attention. It didn't even sell on the Steam sale. When there are 70 new games being released on the daily, why would anyone remember my game 5000 years later? This just seems like hoarder delusion to me. Also our age is hyper-documented so modern potential historical artifacts lost their meaning as such.
>>507558597Whatever, man. I won't argue any further.
>>507549148>developer makes consistently better and better games>suddenly, the developer uses AI>the entire rest of the game gets worse in every possible way, top reviews are all negative, positive reviews are all "it's okay BUT it has issues"AI is brownium. The mythical substance that turns anything it touches into shit.
>>507557737So how to make it effective?Or any non-reactive armor then
wow, creating a nice looking death animation is not easy. harder than running imo.
have a good day, everyone in the thread.don't worry, you won't hear from me or see my game for a long time after today.merry christmas, i hope yours is a good and blessed day.
merry chrimbusI finally got around to adding a subscribestar link beside my patreon linkthe white doesn't contrast well with the seasonal winter background but it's no big deal, it highlights when you hover over itstill had a friend who had no idea there was even a patreon so clearly it isn't flashy enoughI've also found that I can no longer use the godot docs method of detecting linux because of Wayland, which was a stupid method in the first place because it doesn't use the fact that every export must have different settings. Seriously why would you want to OS.get_name() when you already have different exports for windows/android/mac/linux?
>>507558847Things that never happened for 500
>>507558852>non-reactiveangles and thickness but it's a lost cause because depleted uranium APDS rounds will pretty much go through anything that's designed to move arolund AFAIKOr you could say that you're using some impossibly expensive material
>>507559279but I want to see your game
>>507559279nice shader
I'm making a sort of wargame Mario Party, except instead of a boardgame it's a battle map and instead of minigames it's RTS skirmishes. You have to distribute resources and troops across points you control by dispatching logistics trucks with customizable loads. Should I keep it boring and straightforward with dropdown menus and buttons, or goof it up with draggable icons?
Two years ago some anon streamed his suicide and I almost caught it live.I like to think that he was one of the posters I told to end it, and he listened to me.
>>507560336if it's really gonna be a party-like game you want draggable stuff. But if you're also making it real time then you want a lot more visuals rather than just numbers for everything. Humans cannot visualize "4000" the same way they can "holy shit these guys are running out of ammo there's no ammo boxes and some people can't shoot and they're about to get overwhelmed and die"
Reposting since today is actually Christmas.Merry Christmas again!
>>507560417>>507558847Samefag schizo
>>507551118Libgdx mentioned! It's like two Christmases at once!Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates
>>507560568Good point, and nah it's not going to have a party vibe but currently the graphics look like a cross between cartoony GBA and Papers Please
I hope my game gets a whole bunch of negative reviews. Maybe then I'll finally be able to become an hero.
>>507559523How about something like non-newtonian atmosphere that increases airdrag drastically at supersonic speed and reduces sabots effectiveness at long range?
>>507551118BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING JUAN
The sheer amount of samefagging in this thread is fucking bizarre. I recall seeing an anon getting dismissed a few threads ago for suggesting some weirdo is astroturfing ai voice shit but I didn't realize it was this bad. Why does this general attract so many bad faith users.
>>507551872Fuck that's actually pretty cool
how much time do you spend playing games compared to developing?what do you even play? things of the same genre you're developing?
Okay so force is mass * accelerationYour armor can't reduce the mass of the projectile but it can reduce the acceleration. You want to lengthen the time it takes to bring the projectile to a stop.Coat your armor in some kind of viscous gel or something idk
>>507563013I don't get to play games much anymore. 1:5 game playing:game developing time at worst.
>>507563013Very little. I mostly work on my games. It's my full time job after all.
Guys... Can i post my game here if it has ai voice acting in it?
>>507563885There is no audio on videos here, so why not?
i hate eric he's so greedy sold 50 million copies so he doesn't need any more money but the game is still more than 8 euros on salei've been looking at it since 2017 and you refuse to drop the price but then you show up on christmas and pretend to be a nice person and give 20 keys to pajeet and paco on /v/ to farm good boy points when you could just drop the price 10 years after release. go away and never come back greedy JEW.
I wish I had a game...
>>507564206He directs the money towards good causes
Something small since it is the holidays: after a level loads once, the title of the level will appear on the top every time a restart happens.
>>507563997You imply that not hearing it is good, so therefore that means you will be prejudiced against my game and will shit on me for it then.
I have no dev music playlist.. plebbily hunting for something to listen for the 100th time.nodev music
why is SDV soundtrack so highly rated anyway, isn't it just 8bit bleep bloops instead of real music? the only reason this rat bastard jew is popular is because he had decent pixelshitart after 4 years of neeting
9 days before DD, are you ready?
>>507564969I don't need Demo Day, I have literally hundreds of eager play testers on my discord.But good luck everyone else, I hope someone plays your games and gives you feedback.
>>507562806i love you
>>507563736So if I have armor->a half meter of something that could be described as viscous gel->smaller layer of armor that would be effective?I only need to cover a rather small spot
https://www.artstation.com/marketplace/p/36nVk/reika-gantz-3d-blender-model-unreal-engine-5-project>to use in your game projectbut, she is copyrighted content. how can he sell it? and people can't use it in anything commercial too, so what's the point?
>>507565621maybe you can use it for porn
>>507565450Sure, why not? This is video games. As long as it's mostly semi-plausible you can get away with an awful lot of stupid stuff.
MERRY CHRISTMAS /AGDG/ !!!WAGMI!!!
>>507566264Got the last one (I will not play it)
>>507563736the force the gel would exert is much less than steelhowever, it would make sense as a replenishable buffer to avoid the steel itself getting hit, if there isn't enough speed left it wouldn't penetrate the metal
>>507566264Got the second to last one (I will play it)
>>507566264Took QR3TQ both the ones below were also takenthankyu mysterious dingo
I will do the shadow next year I think.
>>507564969no
>>507566669dude why are all your women drawn so masculine?
>>507566669how thick is their crotch fluff?
>>507565815Well I just wonder maybe there are more elegant solutions
>>507566264Thanks? Thanks, merry Christmas.Puzzle platformer:THIR2-833YE-RMTVB
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2464530/VOIN/What people expect of solodevs in 2025
>>507566995solo developer (+ bought assets and 25 pajeets on fiverr)
>>507566264hehe funnie dingo
i'm gmi
>>507566498>(I will not play it)This truly was Nolgorb's Ordeal...
>>507567562Proof? It doesn't look like an assets flip but I could see some background elements being bought, it's all very consistent stylistically
>want to work on my game>can't because i can't stop playing itIs this a good thing or a bad thing? I'm gmi?
>>507567668Giga Mega Incel?
i will start a new game next year
>>507567860I remember marmoreal making posts like these, you're fucked
>>507566995>Crafted by a solo developerSoon the new meta will be>crafted by a solo hikkineet developer
>>507567825>t. pajeet of the shilling department
Is this worth it for 7 years in development? That's 1/6 of an average working career.
>>507564342Only (You) can change that and you know it. Stop wasting time here and open your engine ASAP.
>>507567860wait.... HECTOR??
>>507568151Soon the new meta will be>crafted by a human developer
>>507564342I have a game.Honestly it doesn't feel that difference. I still want to make games.However, it's kind of crazy to look at the game store and think "man, I actually made that myself with my own two hands".
>>507559279Don't stop posting if it's just because of the crabs and nodevs shitting on everyone. It's not personal and a lot of it is jealousy aimed at the people actually working on something.So, don't let that bring you down and keep working on your game even if you decide against sharing progress here.
>>507568478
>>507568424ALEX!?
>>507568615What do you think of Adam KalmBach?
>>507568178Nah I have my own game to worry about but the difference in choosing the wrong game engine is staggering:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/Bloodthief/https://store.steampowered.com/app/2464530/VOIN/
A toast! for Nolgorb.https://files.catbox.moe/t0e06j.png
>>507568690did i actually guess your name right? i'm not hector, i don't know who adam kalmbach is
>>507567860I'd be worried about burning myself out on my game.You're going to be devving it for a long time, better to stop playing it so it stays exciting when you need to playtest.
>>507568815>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2533600/Bloodthief/Outstanding wishlists: 23.4k
>>507568129Marmo's game is fun, but yeah he should spend more time developing it if he doesn't want to take a decade to release it
>>507568914>wishlists in 2025>wishlists in 2025 from a viral YouTube channelYou must be new to this hobby, welcome!
>>507568815shut up faggot
>>507568815soulsoulless
Godot sisters are getting angry again.
Jokes aside, isn't like 80% of the work of a game just the engine and assets? If you buy assets and use an engine, isn't that 80% of the work already done? Is that really solo? I don't think so really, but whatever.
>>507569616You need to make Pong and get educated
>>507569527I don't use Godot but I think you're an annoying faggot and should kill yourself
>>507569616The engine and assets you are using were made by a team of 100+ experienced professionals over 10+ years = 1000+ man-years of labor. 20% of that is 50+ years of work for you, an autistic solodev loser. You will never finish your game.
>>507569742t. evil soul haver
Who the h*ck is the guy who keeps replying to all my posts saying "I love you"? What does he mean by it? Does he know something I don't?
>>507569981learn to use t. notation, retarded evil soul haver.
>>507570161I love you
>>507558032nvm
>>507570184t. evil soul haver with autism on top
>>507570218Now, I know you're not him. Please stop of the baitings and tell me what you know.
>>507570319so you're also an autist? kekking at you're life.
>>507570161Common homosexual erp from prison gay tranime posters.
Hahahaha you wouldn't post someone else's game on the thread and then act like a complete cunt in order to discredit it would you? Like hahaha who would even do that
>>507570479Glad I made you laugh on top of warning everyone about the inadequacies of Godot, I'm such a nice guy.
>>507570537Well, there was that one asshole who spammed Roody2D's game
>>507570537I do this to myself so no one can crab me in the future because I can just say it's the impersonator doing it.
Whoa, blender does not like trying to intersect objects while one has a subdiv modifier. or applying it afterwards.
Merry Christmas agdg, anyone want to collaborate on something for 2025?
>AAA dev goes indie>his ugly low poly game gets featured in the new york timescurious? i thought that nepotism didn't exist and barone totally didn't get preferential treatment either
I asked my girlfriend to test my prototype. She couldn't figure out the controls. Either she's stupid or I'm a bad designer or both. Stupidity is kinda hot in women, so I'd prefer it to be that.
>>507571442Yeah, that's how it works. It's how it has always workedI highly recommend reading this account on how a small indie had to fight to survive in 1996-1998:https://medium.com/@monicah428/the-early-days-of-valve-from-a-woman-inside-bf80c6b47961
>>507571442Why did you 2D print a website? Why not make a screenshot?
>>507571613tell that to the delusional schizos in here who believe indie gamedev to be a meritocracy
>having a publisher is nepotism
>>507571678Being able to make connections and leverage them is a merit. Gamedev is a meritocracy.
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2024!!!I wish everybody to have a good day.
As long as some people are born in Syria and others in Switzerland, there can be no meritocracy.
>>507571748when we say merit we talk about your own merit, not what others did or because your dad is a Boeing big shot and your gf's family being offshore oil rig big shots tough
>>507571886amateur gamedev?
>>507571748Some people are born with them.
>>507571992As long as some people are born in Switzerland and can afford to neetdev with a computer capable of running Unreal and others are born in Syria where they have intermittent electricity and still use spinning boot drives, there can be no meritocracy.
As long as some of us were born with 130+IQ and some of you losers can barely scrape past 100 on a good day, there is no meritocracy, meaning you should just give up already, because you will never make it.
>>507552538>I hope it lives to foster more devs who spend years making their dream game, hoping to escape poverty only for that game to flop while AI slop like TCG shop simulator succeeds.Settle down
mouthwashing has had more cultural impact than shartdew valley
ok zoomer
>>507571613Can't be bothered to read what a woman wrote.Summary?
Not sure how much actual work I can do today due to irl stuff. I guess I'll set up the main written and graphical assets with making a logo too for another thing tonight.
>>507571886after auchwitz, there should be no more poetry.......
>>507572914More like meritocracy is a myth and always was.
>>507571410Has this thread ever considered doing a VN collab? I feel it would actually have a chance at being successful since there would be no need to argue about game design and who's the "director"
Tcg card shop simulator is not just AI but assets flip + AI, did the gamer care? No
>>507573591What are your skills?>>507573914+1 to this, or an EXACT clone of some pre-existing game without ANY changes to mechanics could work.
>>507574091>+1 to this, or an EXACT clone of some pre-existing game without ANY changes to mechanics could work.Can't clone luck, which is all that matters.
>>507549148added better feedback and combat mechanics like bullet spread, ADS, muzzle flash, tracers, double jumpnot sure i like how the exaggerated tracer effect looks right now but it fits the style.time to tackle enemy AI + improve the mesh... ughafter that some kind of combat test arena where to iterate on the combat until its as good as can be
>>507571771Merry Christmas!
>>507574776You should make a thread on the discord if you're serious about it. Few people are willing to join a discord made by a rando.
Speaking of nepotism, at dinner last night, my dad brought up how my aunt who owns a medium-small design company (~100 employees last I checked, which was a few years ago) was looking to expand. One of the options on the table could be a game studio, and he thinks I could go take charge of it.
>>507575550what experience do you have thoughfollowing a unity tutorial doesn't count
>>507571771cute
>>507575550>he thinks
>>507575550wtf when did I subscribe to this blog?
>>507575550>opening a game studio during the worst time for game studios
>>507575891buy the dip>>507575550women should not own propertyjust pain and simple
this black queen is MINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOhzIZmje6c
make porn games
>>507575650I'm a former engineer gone NEET-solodev, but they think I'm taking too long to ship anything that's not a free game-jam game. They're not wrong.>>507575753It's more like, I could probably talk her into it if I tried. This isn't the first time. About 5 years ago, last I seriously talked business with her, she had some other weird idea to open a theme park, and she wanted me to do that, but I think I contributed to talking her out of that idea.
>>507551118>raylib>engineI thought it was a framework ...By the way C3 + raylib will be big one day. Thought I'd let the /agdg/ pissants - er I mean my precious /agdg/ friends know.
>>507576206nyo
>>507551118>>507576275You know come to think of it I remember getting a lot of mean, hurtful comments from this place for recommending raylib. But you know people really love it, so maybe /agdg/ was in the wrong? Maybe you should all learn to love the C ...>>507576206Well, we have seen time and time again that porn games can be highly profitable. Its weird because you have this faction on /agdg/ obsessed with profits, advertising, and reviews but they seem completely disjoint from the porndevs.
we touhou now bois
>>507577357based
Is there an engine you can make games without code like rpgmaker but with 3D possibility?I want to make a 3D rpg but without any coding because coding sucks.
hur hur hur hur hur
>>507577525bro we were just kidding when we said make a porn game we weren't serious wtf
>>507577525
Post your game's inspiration. Try to guess the game.
Working on logarithmic cost calculations for my idle game
>>507549148
>>507578214>the witch from mercury
>>507549639Bless you and Merry Christmas anon!t. Noticer anon
>>507578214My game inspirations are too vague.
>>507571771Merry Christmas anon!
>>507575650nta but the lead in such a company doesn't have to know anything on doing the actual work besides being an idea guy, see triple a. anon being an indie, i'd say there are better odds of success so long as the team isn't 15+ people
>>507578214I'm guessing Landsword dev, did I get it right?
>12 minutes since last postDamn, y'all are actually hanging out with your families. wtf.
>>507581249Yes... And I missed all the AGDG game keys because of it...
>>507579941No.
>>507576206Ok, I'm doing it.
>>507576206thats the plan
Merry Christmas to the high elf archer poster and nobody else.
>>507576206Already decided that I will do a guro-eroge visual novel at some point in the futur.
it's over, aggy daggy's long, dark Winter has only just begun. there will be no Spring, instead a never ending Winter until the Sun fully fades out of sight from the perpetual snow clouds covering the planet in ever thicker layers *radio crackle in the distance*>i--- you'r--- earing---- brai----- --versary edition 80% ----
relax
>>507582592
>>507582592blow-sama.... I thought Trump would save us chuds....
Oof
>>507582964If project 2025 is implemented then that means less videogames made in the US which is a good thing for the rest of us actually. 2024 is a record year for released games on steam and no one is playing them
There's nothing more embarrassing than showing off a game with 0 reviews. That's why I never post it here.
>>507584550lmfao
>>507584665That's exactly why. Because of people like you.
40 to 60 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.About 350 games in the week around your release.AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 50 games a day, 1500 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2024HahahahahaH O B B YOBBY
>>507585438Is this course of action true to your hearts desires?
>>507550967>airpeardev going full schitzokino
dont go afk with your assisted flight controls off bro
>>507585438>he posts a tired copypasta instead of spending time with his family
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Soj4aLZL91ois your game zany? do you have this reddit sense of humor? if so, gmi
>all devs out with family>thread empty>crabs still posting pastasKindof pathetic if you think about it
>>507585438>40 to 60update your pasta
>>507588358At least no one is surprised by eric schizo doing his usual routine.
>>507588358this pace is optimal though
>>507582567>guro-eroge visual novelWhy are you like this
Why do most indie games that took 7-8 years to make look like shit that took a couple months of full development time at best?
>>507589195They are all le slow programmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HsVnqWbAsQ > Made by an 8 man team> Beautiful graphics, polished game> TFW my /prog/ art game is ngmi> Muh clean and efficient code or my innovative mechanics aren't going to redeeeeem itagdg flop spell really boils down to a lack of artists making the games pretty for consumers. How to cope with this cold uncaring reality?
>>507577107no one cares about the tools we use to jlmg, you come from /g/ and you're heavily biased people just want something convenient to make game, raylib is closer to a toy for CS students than something for the average amateur gamedev
>>507589420possibly the most reddit post I've ever seen
>>507589420More like it's a highly niche game for a starved market, meanwhile the average agdg game is a fucking roguelike when 40 of those release daily.Roguelikes are the new pixel platformers.
>>507589195Read >>507589420They are made by programmers who create fleshed-out games but didn't learn art or pay someone to create beautiful art assets. Gamers will ignore a lot of shit if the game looks pretty.
>>507589195it took them a couple of months to make 90% of the game and then 7 years to do the rest
>>507578740I recognize every single reference except the pepe in the middle with the noose
>>507574832tracers should look blurrier and more smeared
>Wrote stuff up>Made logo>Commissioned cover art>Added secrets functionality >Added some more detailing and effectsactually was able to do a lot today
>>507587357inshallah
>average agdg dream: wants to become a famous indie gamedev with a wife/gf>most realistic outcome for the average poster:
>>507590115It is actually Apu in the middle with the noose, he is me. It's the first fanart I got, me rendered as detective Apu. He posted after I made a post using a detective Apu mentioning something about the inner circle, can't remember exactly.
>>507591313>isekai'depic win desu
Gemini is a better friend, colleague, potential wife, mentor, teacher, customer support than all of you combined, i'm DONE with /agdg/ this is my last post: AI won and so will I, farewell and good luck to the few nice yesdevs left in this schitzophrenic shithole.
>>507592086see you in 5 minutes
>>507591313
>>507589195Is there a list of games that took 7+ years? They skew the data too much and we need to see them. Live service games don't count. Exiting EA, maybe counts.
>receive negative review of my game that is 1500 words long>mfwYes I know I posted this a thread or two ago I still think it's funny.
>>507593059Okay but why is it funny? Explain to someone who's not a zoomer.
>>507589195I've been noticing this pattern in recent years. Doesn't seem to have been common years ago. I wonder what's happening that is causing so many to take a long time when dev's just some years back were making things in under 4 years. Even my game has taken too long, it shouldn't have taken more than 3 years, yet here I am almost at the 6th year of development.
>>507589195relaxmarmo tried his best
>>507593187Because I think if you go over 400 words, you start going into the "rent free" category of over thinking it.There's bad reviews where the guy just says "Game sucks", there's good reviews that explain major points in detail, and then there's essays where a guy clearly had too much time on his handsI think the most I've ever written for a steam review was 900 words, for a game I liked.
>>507593262Customer expectations in asset quality and polish are raising and developers need to match them.No one's gonna get away with releasing Thomas Was Alone nowadays.
>>507553502>Hollow Knight iconThat's pretty hypocritical of him. Being glued to Hollow Knight for 7 years is no different from a speedrunner who would rather spend time with a NES game than a game inspired by said game.
>>507593059What's even the most characters or words a review can be? I've seen some reviews mention they max it out before, but I've never counted.
>>507589195BECAUSE PROCRASTINATIONIF EVERY SINGLE THING IN MY GAME CAME TO ME AT ONCE I COULD HAVE MADE IT IN A YEAR TOPSI WANTED TO WORK ON MY GAME BUT I ALSO WANTED TO RIDE A HORSE AS LANCELOT IN SMITEPLUS I WORK A DAYJOB
>>507552081>>507549639>>507571771>>507560692>>507559279>>507556169Christ is born. Peace upon the world. Merry Christmas, aggies. WAGMI Can't reply to all the posts with wishes but love ya all
>>507551118What happened? Why is raylib top?
>>507551118>bevy creeping upit's so over
Well I finally upgraded from Win7 to 11. I can actually run Unity, Godot, and Nuget now. I still feel like running Monogame perhaps.
>Godot devs
>Actual Godot devs
>tfw 200 word review due tomorrow
>>507595736"Allow me to start this review by saying that I am gay and turned on by grandmas. With that in mind, let us begin:"There's 24 for free.
>she/it
>>507595974>chicago/she/it
>godot devs
>sheit
wassup
>>507575550Fucking DO IT retardIf life gives you the chance to get paid as a devver just do it
Posting progress
>>507595725Bro looks like Egon from Ghostbusters, and not the all-female one.
>>507596289So this is the power of Jai.
>>507596289
someone explain to me what's going on in webm related?all the environments were created with 3d assets, but then baked into flat textures? but the lighting collision maps were kept intact?
>>507595725imagine being comfortable being called an "it"
>>507596458you can bake 2D normal maps from 3D renders.
>>507549639>>507552081>>507571771>>507560692>>507593997Thank you for your art christmasarters, and Merry Christmas.
>>507596458google "normal maps"
>>507596510I wish I were an animal.
>>507596141I'm gay but I would fuck her ass
>>507596581Very cool.
Are there any games that use finance as a main mechanic? Besides sims and shit, like an RPG
>>507597750Metro has you use your currency as your ammunition.
>>507597845That's more of a survival mechanism. Same with like, Caves of Qud (water). Still, both are fun ideas.I'm talking like, exchange rates and contracts and shit
Maybe I should make my own zelda roguelite inside a valluna sugar cane farm setting.
>>507562806I noticed you reposted my (different) AI post in the last thread that I made like a week prior. Do you have a .txt where you collect AI posts to repost or something? Either way, I support what you're doing and I hope we win the culture war against these anti-AI crabs <3
>>507425372>missed a fanoops
bros where is the fourth mystery???
>>507323392>95 reviews>1050 salesso like... 11?
>>507598604invert the image
>>507598604>the /v/ thread and stardew valley general didn't even notice any of this
>>507598795I don't get it?
>>507598604there's a hidden jas in the corner
>>507599083Only the schizo would be autistic enough to look into it
heh, videogames
>>507596282Although I could probably ask for salary, I wouldn't. I have enough money for myself, and would rather a big revenue cut after a successful project. I'd mainly be asking for employees and/or funding to hire employees, plus office space. The main reason I'm hesitating is because I don't speak their language very well. Only at a elementary school level, if that. I can make due with mixing in English and a translator app, but in the long term, I will be expected to learn this language to a professional level, which sounds like a real pain in the ass.[ /spoiler]
>play aggy game>it fucking sucks>i genuinely feel my happiness draining away the more i play it, almost nortubel tieris this what people feel when playing my game?what a sombering and absolutely terrifying thought
>>507598795>>507598604
>>507600445the only way you could be this unconfident in your game is if it does in fact suck, so yea
>>507600479???Are you trolling?
>>507600104Spanish or chinese?
>>507600479It says read the first sentence again. Maybe in the original post there's something hidden?>>507475946
>>507600479I see it now.
>>507600812Nah that just means you gotta understand your flaws and work to improve yourself
this dev has tried to shove his own benis in his own butthole I would expect no less from ____dev for those wondering there is no bone in the benis and it could be possible to do
>>507600479What do the stars mean
>>507598604>>507599828I was about to say this is further proof this all the schizo impersonating ape but then I'm reminded this Eric "stop hexing yourself, sun and moon energy, turn to a spiritual element" Barone we're talking about
I am so out of the loop. What's up with the stardew valley post thing?
>>507600785Chinese...
Why is the player character so stuck to the floor in Unreal Engine? How do I make it easier for them to start flying from the terrain?
>>507600479is this one of those things where I unfocus my eyes and get the ovaltine message or some shit
>>507601338eric posted this pic for this year's christmas giveaway. turns out it has hidden messages in in
so where is fagoon in all this?
>>507601903Is it him definitely or an imposter? Also any other messages besides "never crab"?
>>507602102>Also any other messages besides "never crab"?are you blind? >>507598604
>wasting his time on this when all the message all just generic "never give up" "we are gonna make it", "crabs are bad", etc. phrases
my friend relaly liked the secret santa i gave him he was laughing really hard all the way through. i think its one of those things only hed find funny but coding a game like this what a challenge. one weird thing is that on my m1 mac i was getting no lag spamming bullets everywhere but when i played it on my pc it started stuttering everytime a bullet was instanced. i ended up just doing object pooling but when i googled it people said godot does it and you dont need to. im still using 3.6 since its just what im used to and i had to do it in a short time limit but what the heck! i remember watching some youtube gguy complain about this years ago so im surprised its still a problemhttps://streamable.com/grpul6
>>507601338You're being a pessimistic cynic
I can't believe Eric Barone hid those crime rate per racial group statistics in his Christmas image. I really don't see how that was relevant to gamedev.
>>507602276Lol I thought that one was fake, a 'found hidden message jokingly'. I didn't zoom in on the original.
>>507601364Im sorry... At least they are not indians r-right? If you think you can control them and you really need manpower its worth the hustle imo
>>507602401hehe, nice
added clothes
I feel like it has to do with these colored balls
>>507602712Needs a "NEVER CRAB" shirt to go along with that one.
>>507601903link?I wasn't here this christmass.
I want to make a game with a duo character which is a couple of two declicious brown tomboy girls who do MMA.And they can summon 3 tanned syphils lolis and 1 tanned shota.But pretty sure I cant do that because gaymers will assume is DEI shit.
>>507603568cris shut the fuck up
>>507603568That wouldn't be my first concern if presented with a game about raping children.
>>507602712Thanks for the reminder...
>>507603268>>507475323>>507475946>>>/v/698257564
Does anyone here remember that Mayl hentai game that was in the works? I think the dev went silent on it, but I'm still praying that he'll release it.
>>507596282>picthis is marmaksus? lmfao
>>507602309>he doesn't live rent free in Eric's head as a crabHe respects the hustle.
>eric schizo samefagging even during christmasblud is beyond salvation
unitybros, baked lighting is a huge fucking pain in the ass, but realtime lighting comes with its own set of problems in urp, like only being able to use a few lights at a time. how do you guys deal with this?
>>507603160It's a puzzle! Connect the dots of a colour. Reds to reds, greens to greens, yellows to yellows, and the number of dots represents how many other dots are connecting to it. Single dots are only connected by one line and triples are connected by three.
>>507603160
>>507604434We make horror games with no lighting
Merry Christmas aggydags!3I74K-IY8VM-IMDHHECCQJ-QTGFN-74IF5CYJLK-FCT2T-X3HFZIMJZY-TNKKF-PV2CQTBC6F-T04KE-GEKZA>>507549148>progressAdded holiday detection. Unfortunately there wasn't time to sneak in a whole Christmas UI theme but maybe next Christmas.Added sprite overrides with basic scriptable conditions. This should allow characters, enemies, ships, tilesets, etc to automatically override for holidays, combinations of crew, unlocked items, and moreHotfixed a bunch of stuff regarding the way TMX and TSX files get parsed by the loader. Tiled saves its files with local paths to the tilesets it uses and that was causing problems with content downloaded from the Workshop that wasn't built inside the Steam Workshop folder locationChristmas was good this year. We had lasagna.Wishing everybody a good one- will probably lurk for a bit
where the FUCK are the CRPGs
>>507605013when jai releasesi'll make crpg
>>507604631What the fuck does that even mean
>>507604434I use raylib and make my own engine with lighting that's not a pain in the ass.
>>507604631where is jonathan blow when we need him
>>507605191blud you can't even change the way raylib touches opengl
>>507604631>Eric's Christmas present is a puzzle gameThe ultimate filter.
>>507571771and a Merry Christmas to you Americans coming in lateI've been working until past midnight so I'm going sleep now. make sure to overwork yourselves, anons!I feel like I'm finally working at a good pace now
>>507604434I use the Distance Shadowmask mode which combines both baked lighting and real-time lighting so it uses real-time shadows on close objects and baked shadows on far objects
>>507605013I'm working on it.Currently juicing the hp bars since I can reuse the code from a past project.
>>507605315>touches openglUnitybabies pretending they know what they're talking about in an attempt to justify their mediocrity
>>507598604stenography
>shartjew valleyindian tier harvest moon clone
>>507605663Seems okay but I absolutely despise baked lighting due to the time it takes to render... Is there any way to get nice results without it?
>>507604991what game is this, i already own it
ERIC WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????
>>507604991>Hotfixed a bunch of stuff regarding the way TMX and TSX files get parsed by the loaderwrote a TMX loader a bit ago too, cool to see other people using Tiled
>>507605013you'd have to be retarded to try to make one alone. unless you're the type who gets hyped about ai voice acting in which case your game is probably gonna be bad anyway
>>507606561>liarsbar.png
he is trying to spell the n word. he just can't help himself
>>507606412That's definitely not it.
>>507606042Not really, you can buy the Bakery GPU Lightmapper asset which greatly improves baking times or just suck it up and put it with the default long baking times.
>>507603160It's a trick, there are no green stars so those are either relevant or irrelevant.
>>507606912Thanks friend
I tried morse code it didn't amount to anything
>>507604219The idea that /agdg/, a chatroom for failed gamedevs, is making a multi-millionaire gamedev seethe by calling his game "Shartdew" is just too funny. Too bad it's just a schizofrenic impersonator.
What was that (fake?) bible verse someone kept quoting? Like Mathew [ ]:[ ] or something?
>>507606042Why bake at all except at the end when you ship your game? Source2 has this lighting preview, don't other engines have this?
>>507606262Amazoom!>>507606457We adopted Tiled pretty late into our development process. Originally our map format was line segments that connected at the ends, and the engine would just automatically place tiles along the lines- when we adopted Tiled, the relationship reversed a little bit and it now converts tiles to line segments by their index numbers, then populates the appropriate tiles again lolAs we became more proficient with Tiled we migrated a lot of stuff from using dedicated/reserved tiles in tilesets to just placing rectangle objects everywhere and punching in arbitrary data for the properties of the rectanglesOverall I think Tiled was good for our team because it made a much more technical workflow with lots of room for error a lot "safer" and a lot "easier" for everybody, with less mistakes generally being made.I'd have rather built my own in-engine map editor, and I might eventually do that anyway, but if that happens it'll be post 1.0
>>507607332I don't think it's the shartdew, it's the "Xbox sponsorship" "grew up in a mansion with a private lake" "nepobaby got hundreds of journalists writing about it before release" type lies
>>507607332can't believe nepobaby poster is actually getting under eric's skin
>>507607820Unity has a lighting preview but it looks nothing like the baked results ime. Also lights are treated as realtime until they're baked, which means I can only have a few running at a time and etc...
>>507608154And to correct myself, the "lighting preview" is just realtime lights. Not really an actual preview of baked lights. Sorry, I'm retarded.
>>507604991>CYJLK-FCT2T-X3HFZThank you and Merry Christmas!
>>507606561I don't need voice acting in my crpgsI need choice & consequence, good writing, good characters, good adventure, and reactivity. Hell I was surprised to find I don't even need combat necessarily, after being blown away by Disco Elysium.
Please someone find the fourth one. I'm going to go insane
>>507608746You already are insane lil schizo
>>507608746I'm not getting involved in your stupid game
0,1,2,3=devother=play a game
>>507608746Never give up. He chose to give his biggest fan these gifts for a reason.
>>507550967try to examine each individual channel. its a png, it might even have transparency
>>507604991>IMJZY-TNKKF-PV2CQOh nice didn't know this was on steam yetMerry Christmas
>>507604991>3I74K-IY8VM-IMDHHI didn't expect this to be still up, thanks!
ferulorum progress-enemy piercing attack now gets red pop up-enemy attack now get red pop up text-enemy misses now get red 0 pop up text-white message when enemy pieces enemy armor-white message when enemy hits hero-white message when enemy cant get through hero armor-red message when hero team is wiped out-white message when enemy misses-white message when hero dodges-yellow message is made when hero gets protected from damage-merry Christmas
11 red6 orange6 green
>>507604730ERIC-SAMA FINALLY I UNDERSTAND THE SECRET TO YESDEVVINGSTOP BEING A FUCKING LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS AND GO GET YOUR DICK WET
>>507609407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGh7RuUvF_E
>>507601704Please respond
>>507610094wings
>>507609407SEXO
>>507605694post crpg or talk about it
case solved
>>507603160Notice how the star clusters are always at the same angle? Might be a hint.
>>507611296relax eric
>>507608996nvm the servers are offline i guess i should dev instead
>>507611296People are free to have their opinions if you want a gulag you should try reddit, but I do agree that Barone should do that because the epic bad publicity from the whole ordeal and his liberal basedjak fanbase would be hilarious. You sound deranged yourself btw.
Is Godot a meme?
>>507611878No it's a game engine :)
>>507610991I guess my super smart funny post went over your heads.
I got it
I'll dev tomorrow.
>>507611878It's serviceable depending on what you want to do, the fact that there isn't a single big game made with it is worrying so unless you want to be a guinea pig or just want to make a small game like brotato or backpack battles you should use battle tested engines like UE or even un*ty. UE is overall the best engine.
>>507612136orblikes we won
>>507611878Godot is proof this world is a meme. >be free and open source>people would rather suck unity and unreal cock
>>507612538>be free and open sourceso is poop, your point?
>>507608039To be fair this is a thread about amateur gamedev and eric schizo is extremely obnoxious since he posts almost daily, it's like people hating Alice because shartgoon is spamming her you shouldn't take it personally. Personally I don't believe that Eric Barone is wasting time reading /agdg/ or 4chan in general.
This was agonizing! Why is it so hard to focus on my game? The more boring the work, the more antsy I get and want to drop it and do something else. Spent almost an hour dragging and dropping game objects into an array. Would've been avoided had I set this up at the start and they'd have simply been autohandled in each copy I made.
>>507612702vitamin s deficiency
new character design.
>>507611878It has its fair share of technical problems like having a 3d renderer that somehow looks like shit while also being slow. It's unlikely to get better because the people in charge of it are retarded and have no vision beyond lining their own pockets by charging though the nose for console ports.Every other engine is also shit and has problems either technically or with management, or you could write everything yourself so all those technical and management problems are now your problems... So pick your poison.
>>507612979prompt?
thanks for the (You) looser
>>507611296You're part of the problem sadly
>>507605013>it doesn't necessarily have to tick all the boxes but most of them, and fall in line with things already defined as CRPG. It's a little murky so don't sperg out on it. The fact that you're asking means you're not in a position to make one anyhow though so I won't list any of the obvious criteria, it would be a waste of time.
>>507612979>Cool action girlOkay but where's the final boss who highlights the cool action parts? Is there even a single Cris game with a final boss.
>>507612979Nortubel or cris?
>>507613192pantu destroyer has a final boss.
>>507611296>Moot
>>507613174>left>old, stale, boring>right>varied, fresh, progressive
>>507613326>varied, fresh>the same eric template being multiple times
>>507613326So true sis
>>507613174Right has fanart of my character so it's therefore better. Feels good to be living in the golden age of agdgOPs aren't a definitive indicator of a general's quality
>>507613510I made the santa Eric template last year. It's seasonal.
>>507613510Cherry picking. There's 4 Nene's on the left side and there's 4 Eric templates on the right side. There's still more variation on the right.
>>507613578Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be schizos will eventually be flooded by actual schizos who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
I appreciate ericschizo's commitment to generating OC. I hope he puts half as much work on his game
>>507613740schizos are hilarious I love schizos.This isn't a serious place for discussion, it's a fun place to post progress and laugh at weird shit.Bring back Nene OPs
>>507613943does he even have one
seeing fygoon's pictures gave me a massive confidence boost
>>507613984Ok then accept fygoon, cris, eric schizo, anti-eric schizo, etc all equally and shut the fuck up
look at my weird flappy soni would upload a gif but the ears are 5 frames the wings are 11 frames and the tail is 14 frames and i'm not compositing 770 frames manually
>>507612907Tell me what is it!
>>507613943>ericschizoI've never understood this. Did you go on /fit/ when it wasn't dogshit and cry about "e-celebs" when people posted about Zyzz, Scooby or Rich Piana? Or go on /g/ to demand people stop discussing Terry A Davis or Richard Stallman? Someone would post discussing an interview Stallman did and you'd pipe up with "uh ohh it's the Stallmanschizo again" Its normal chan culture to talk about "e-celebs" that are relevant to a subject. I've never understood why retards get so pissy when people do it here.
>>507614137post them? qrd?I was busy pre-christmas
>>507614889>anons are talking about popular musicians on /mu/ againfucking e-celeb bullshit
>>507614975>>>/v/698203328
>>507614975
>>507614975>qrdFygoon's real name is on his itch profile so someone found his insta and he literally looks like pic related.
>>507614686vitamin s(ex) deficiency
Got the parts from the car builder portion actually affecting the performance and appearance of the car in the driving part. I really gotta start planning this stuff out better. I make these nice systems that can load from some easy to edit file and then have to change the whole thing after I integrate it with the rest of the game.
>>507615185>>507615189>>507615267lmao. Has he admitted how tall he is? Looks like he could be sub 5'6". We need the scientists on /fit/ to do image analysis.I'll be honest though, that suit fit is surprisingly good. It's so bizarre to see someone's face and think "that guy spends his life posting cartoons on imageboards"
>>507615535hell yeah keep us updated I love car games
>>507611878I wish I had this....
>Fygoon does jiu-jitsu>he would absolutely whoop your ass if you crabbed him face to face>has a clean appearance, wears classy suitsCrabs are silly, Merry Christmas Fygoon - hopefully one day you get your chance to turn one of your haters into a pretzel
>>507614889>every board and thread has the same monolithic cultureYou're just a tourist.
>>507615994The idea behind this is that cool old incredibly broken Activision shovelware era title Street Legal Racing Redline with My Summer Car. Trying to nail down Burnout Paradise/NFSU2 physics while keeping the tuning parts portion feeling relevant.
>>507615802I genuinely lost every single ounce of respect I felt for him once I saw him.Is this what girls refer to when they say a guy gives them the "ick"?
>>507616553sounds like a solid plan. I don't really know those games but as long as you know what you want in terms of physics.I feel like over the top riced out cars could make a major comeback virtually.I bet zoomers and gen alpha would love to mod 90s japanese sports cars in a post-ironic way.Really capture that original camp from the Fast And The Furious movies before they got stupid
>>507615185he has the same pig nose as that alice he keeps posting
If an enemy has a certain amount of health, and this amount is the exact same in a bunch of different levels, is it okay for there to be one particular level in which the enemy has less health?
>>507616334ok but why is he turning green
>>507617389hes a goblin
pokemon + baldur's gate
>>507617313Not good but if it's fairly inconsequential, then it won't matter that much.
>>507617115The game that inspired this was a stupidly detailed sim of being poor and tuning your shitbox confined in the shittiest engine Activision has ever made. I want to keep the hilarious strategy of selling all your body pannels to reduce weight and cranking the turbo pressure for one big race, but also keep the fun driving of a Criterion game. Also got a whole on foot part with a conversation system, but thats for my own fun.
>>507614137>>507616659Faggoon deserves forgivenessImagine growing up in the age of the aggressive antimanlet psyop as a tiny brown dwarfWhen his behavior will change he will become one of us, I hope horbor is grooming him well
>>507615267What's his itch?
>>507617861jorking it to (You)s from people he made mad
>>507615189>>507615267>>507615802what are normalfags doing here? ok let me scare them away: shartdew tranney is mid
>>507617746No, there has not been a single mention of his marketing plan even when he has been in more than enough threads to know that 10+ people have died from no marketing.If the game is going to die, release sooner and go quietly.
>>507593502>No one's gonna get away with releasing Thomas Was Alone nowadays.literally every new fotm getting over it inspired rage game is just a thomas was alone kaizo with uglier graphics
Cris looks better and less subhuman than fagoon, unironically.
>>507618210>unironicallythis
>>507598604>>507598795>>507599083>>507600479>>507601293>>507600812>>507600873>>507601194>>507603160>>507606412you are all mentaly ill. Imagine if you actually spent all that mental energy on something productive or something actually more interesting than a mentally ill turd worlder impersonating some gay seattle shitlib who got lucky on steam 8 years ago
@cris how tall are you?
>>507618096What the fuck does marketing that have to do with what he just said you fucking schizo retard, fuck off
>>5076187691.51 why?
2025: cris redemption arc
you ever realize how good u had it when shit gets worse?
>>507618872I don't understand. Please use proper 'murican numbers. jk i can roughly guess based on U149
What's a good way to organize my shit? I've been using wikidpad but I need something a bit better
Recoil shouldn't affect the direction of where your character moves right? Like if my gun kicks back and shifts like left or right slightly, I should be able to walk completely straight forward yeah?
>>507602712claws of steel dev?>>507603160same but ive had no luck so far
>>507614889>posting professional devs in the amateur dev thread is ontopicno, you have /indie/ and /sdvg/ to shit up, on top of that advice from someone like eric barone is fucking worthless to devs in 2025 since the industry changed so much
>>507618853Fygoon's entire story is pointless if he flops. He doesn't need a forgiveness arc if the game caps at 20 reviews.
fagoon cant even bother pressing the normalize uv button on his textures why would anyone take him serious
i made some animations and basic character controller>>507619928>claws of steel dev?no
its actually so over for me holy shit. i cant dfo this. all this work and for what? nothgin. i need minimum 20k wishlists to even stand a chance and I cant evn get 1% of that in 2 weeks? so thjats it then. over donefinishedthanks a lot for ruioning my life
alternatives to root motion character controller paradigm?
>>507620725NO MORE FURRY PLATFORMERS AAAAAAHHHHHHH*sees gun*oh nevermind
>>507620753>thanks a lot for ruioning my lifeyou did this yourself
>>507620753i can't even get 50% of what you get but over the course of a whole year.......
>>507620838Procedural, which usually blends IK overrides into animations.
>>507620753that's why you treat this as a side hustle for extra cash
>>507619881Anyone....?
>>507619881>Recoil shouldn't affect the direction of where your character moves right?no
>>507606643everybody knows it's a bad game
Not to brag or anything, but my game has sold a grand total of 7 copies during the Steam sale so far and only one has been refunded.
>>507549639>several devs that haven’t posted in months included>I am missingInner circle etc etc
>>507620898>>507621068>>507621360Ok, um, is this like a board culture meme where someone posts extremely impressive wishlist stats and you guys all doom about it and pretend they're terrible? Me and my gamedev friends are in a fairly large discord server and I have never seen anyone get more than a few wishlists per day, and these guys are all making very solid projects with incredible potential. What's the deal?
>>507577525oh great... another 3d furry platformer
>>507621669
>>507621315i meant more for the code and physics side
>>507549639whatever i didn't want to be in your stupid christmas fanart anyways. i'll be in the DD60 fanart which is gonna be like 10x better.
>>507621931no its expectation vs realitysome of us here are probably delusional that our game will sell millions otherwise we ngmi
>>507622280What do you think IK is?
>>507622352Ah understood, so it's just people who expect to magically get 10,000 wishlists per day because they have never made a game and don't know how Steam works? That makes sense, thank you. It was a bit jarring to read.
I'm not gonna be in any fanart ever
>>507621669Congrats on making $20 in a month, for to be needfully feeding village today sarrrrr
>>507596289are the character outlines really necessary? seems childish to me
>>507623373Relax blood.https://x.com/Jonathan_Blow/status/1866988231650111757
must resist lazy pick-one-of-three-upgrades design, must resist lazy pick-one-of-three-upgrades design
>>507623598samelike if i cave maybe my game just makes it?but it would be soulless and mocked by the future historians of agdghow i was unworthy of being the heir to the crown of dd in the end days
>>507623598what is there to resist? This is like saying you need to resist eating shit out of the toilet
Merry Christmas everyone and to all a good night.
When creating enemy vision in a top down 2D game in Godot which approach is better?>Multiple RayCast2D nodes that are static or sweep the area and trigger upon colliding with the player.>Area2D node that serves as a vision cone and it uses a RayCast2D node to check if line of sight is possible (no other objects between) when the player enters the cone.
>>507624350Neither use VisibilityEnabler and VisibilityNotifier.
>>507624350Sorry, if you're using Godot 4.x, then it's VisibleOnScreenEnabler2D and VisibleOnScreenNotifier2D.
>>507624481>>507624629Thanks. I use Godot 4.3. I will look into it.
>>507623598your guy's self inflicted purity tests is why none of you have ever or will ever make a good game, lmao
>>507624823Is it really making it if you have to drop down to your knees and suck every possible cock along the way? I'll let you be the judge of that.
>>507596289>>507623576Gay parasocial eceleb worshipper posting yet again a professional dev xhe worships in the amateur gamedev thread.
>>507620725Baldwin IV died for this.
>>507624897just like make gaem
I wish I could make progress again
>>507624823Um, excuse me chud, but if I don't make secret rules to sabotage myself, how will I cope when I inevitably fail?
>>507624924>clarity in your game visuals is bad because the guy who hecking does it is an indie success
>>507624897ye if ur a female developer
back home lads time to fail to make progress! merry christmas
>>507625609Finally a sci-fi PoE.
>>507622753ironically sidestepping what i'm trying to talk about, the part of the game that puts the character in the world
i am so freaking excited for 2025, im gonna make an amazing game
>>507620725black human men
https://www.reddit.com/r/godot/comments/1hma4hh/sakuga_engine_a_fighting_game_engine_for_godot_4/agdg fighting game collab when?
>>507626030great now everyone has free fighting game code
>>507625883>black human menWhat do you want?
>>507549639serious question: when are we gonna make Super /agdg/ Brothers
remember the agdg 50 collab good times
everybody hates me and nobody likes my game
been working on my game for like 10 months now, and there's only maybe 30 minutes of content.
added one more attack for the tutorial boss, before this there were just two attacks so it felt lame
>>507626376Quality > Quantity
>>507625659More like a scifi path of SHIT. Sad!
>>507626446but the quality sucks too
>>507626503>Shoot and run>Look like a chicken
>>507626124
>>507625201You want to discuss games? >>>/v/ this thread is for amateur gamedevs not your ecelebs.
it's only just like make gamey u heff 2 b mad?
>>507627308Use your words dummy!
>>507626228there was an attempt back in the day, back when agdg actually had some iconic charactersobviously it didnt finish because thats pretty much the most difficult clone you could ever attempt but i remember archerdevs bouncing arrow attacking being pretty cool.
>bocchi bbc gay rp
ill set a timer and post in 30 minutes what progress i made
>>507626228why is that amogus shaking his ass
What is Godot missing now that Jolt is in?
>>507628214its missing someone i can make a game together with in it...
>>507628278im a gdscript pro
OOOOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMm
>>507628479no way me too...
yikes
So this is the power of Godot.
>>507628768HOLY BASED
Scott the Wotz did a switch version, talking about how the switch eshop is even more flooded than steam. So why is it so hard to get on consoles?
i did not made progress this month! but this changes now!!! !!!!
>>507628768Make Istanbul Constantinople AgainMake Turkey Asia Minor AgainMake Anatolia Christian Again
>>507627714GYATTT
>>507620753That's not even bad
>>507629029Best I can do is Make Europe Pagan again
>>507627714boccheeks
>>507629132trolling? you realize launching with 400 wishlist means 20-30 sales right? congrats on making $100 for ten years of work lol
Why are Godot devs the biggest clowns?
>>507629413Most wishlists are from steam fests and release
>>507629501clown world
errmmm my game isn't fun
>>507626602same ;_;feels like 0 minutes of content due to feeling like a sandbox right now.
fuck... that 30 minutes went by quicki started refactoring / fixing some code that i really was hesitant on doing and made a start and will hopefully have it fixed soon
>>507630552post it you whore
>bocchi the redditmark of the tourist
we run this place
you have to be pretty pathetic to try to force a corny meme in a small hobbyist community, grim life but go off
i had a dream inside a dream today and at both i was releasing my game on steam: 1st dream it had 354 positive reviews day 1 at te 2nd dream it had 105 positive reviews
im gonna clone a game from 2006 i like
Everyone ITT looks like bocchi until proven otherwise
we're all gmi
Some of us will make it. Most of you will not.
bochiniggers forever ngmi
>we can be talking to the next eric right now
last attempt at realism of the year, learning to draw and paint is fun
>>507631894retarded
>bocchi the /agdg/stay king
>>507631894reminder this is the "progress" ai spammer
despite shartdew's tremendous financial success it had 0 cultural impact, that's lowkey crazy but then you realize it's just an industry plant game
>>507632062meds
>>507631224steam callcenter really going above and beyond to plant propaganda in your brain inception style
>>507632343kys pedo
>>507632343now this is the type of shitposting I can get behind
crabby ass niggas
>>>/v/698356116What the fuck did he mean by that? It wasn't even in the previous image, but this line is ominous. Like an actual secret to game dev instead of a joke.
>>507632571have you tried making a game instead?
>>507571442Not surprising, indie gamedev is very corrupt and full of nepotism. Personally I'm following ZUN's path instead of sullying my soul for success in this evil industry, ultimately we all die no matter how much money you made.
>>507632801i'm trying to make a browsed based MMO with as many players on a singular server
Trying to lay out the interface. Having some trouble with the dimensions and scale.Originally, I was going to have 10 characters with 100 items (10 for each character), but realised it would make the item icons too small. I've opted for 6 characters per group with 6 items each, but it's causing some dimension issues. Alternatives I've considered.1. Add 2 more characters to players and monsters for 8x6. This would fill up the sides, but I would lose the symmetry of the cube. 2. Scale down icons (I don't want to do this, as I think they will be too small)3. Move / adjust the attribute sliders. I have four attributes; health, fatigue, skills and experience. Maybe I can merge hp and fatigue into a smaller bar, move skills into the right (or onto the characters) and put xp somewhere else. This would give slightly more space for icons for maybe a 7x7 or 8x8 if I adjust size.4. I still need tabs for inventory and so on, which I was thinking of putting underneath the window as little banners.If anyone has feedback or thoughts, I'm open to ideas.
>>507632438>drawing an adult woman>pedo
>>507632730I UNDERSTOOD ERIC! THANK YOU! I'LL MAKE NOT BECAUSE YOU SAID IT BUT BECAUSE I CAN AND BELIEVE IN MY SELF!!!!
>>507633659i know what you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xNMVqg44ts
Take the block pillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ5IexD4EVw
>>507634421teach how to make models like this and I will
>>507629637Most wishlists are from people being interested in your game. If you aren't getting wishlists then steam isn't going to show your game to anyone, because it doesn't know what a good game is, only what games are getting external traffic. Festivals are a way to multiply what you've already got.>>507621931>Me and my gamedev friends are in a fairly large discord server and I have never seen anyone get more than a few wishlists per day, and these guys are all making very solid projects with incredible potential. What's the deal?Well on the one hand he's probably trolling, if he's on track for getting 12000 wishlists per year he can probably do something to bump that up to 20000. On the other hand he could have unreasonable expectations that his first game will be a mega hit and make him a billionaire. Ultimately though it's important to know what deal actually is and what the bar for success is. If you're paying 30% of your gross revenue to Gaben and if you're not one of the 600 games per year that Steam actually bothers to show to anyone then why the fuck are you bothering to pay the fee? Getting a piss trickle of wishlists is not going to make Steam show your game to anyone so you might as well do what Starsector does and sell your game through your own weird little e-commerce website and keep the 30%
>>507632730>>507633673stop impersonating eric and stop feeding the schizo's attention seeking behaviour. You will do multitudes more good with your life if you just appreciate your actually fellow aggydaggers more than some hippie faggot from the pacific northwest
>>507633832you are mistaking me for the arisuposter that plays tf2
>fantasize about my game becoming successful>immediately get anxiety about having to lead a game developmentI can barely write a program, how the fuck am I going to handle all the responsibility?
>>507634746How the hell did you know that I'm playing TF2 right now?
>>507634823Cattle are dumb not because they are autonomous, but because they lack direction.
people used to say you needed 1k wishlist for success launching. then it became 2k.then 5kthen 10k.now TWENTY THOUSAND WISHLISTS is seen as the absolute bare minimum you can laucnh withwhat the fuck ucking hapopened
>>507634943market saturation
>>507634943the bubble's boutta bust
>>507634943I think it depends on the genre but I am a retard.
>>507634943>He thinks he can launch with less than 100k wishlists and get a single saleNGMI, I fear
>>507634943There is no minimum. It doesn't matter. Stop trying to game the algorithm. If you release a good game, people will buy it without wishlisting. If you're releasing a bad game, it doesn't matter if you have 100k+ wishlists, since less than 1% of those will convert.
Am I weird for wanting to build my own engine by gluing libraries together?
>>507635273No. You're weird for wanting to built your own engine without any deeper reason than doing it.
>>507635273>weirdno>retardedyes
>>50763494320000 * 0.03 = 600 purchases600 * 0.05 = 30 reviews
>>507634863
>>507635339average wishlist conversion is 20% not 3% you dumb fuck retard ass dumb shit fuck
>>507635345>NPC remember triviai am scared
>>507635220This.Unless the genre is highly oversaturated with actually good games, your game will eventually take off.
>>507635345I didn't make that post, I guess that was a weird coincidence.
>>507593997>>507596581Merry Christmas to you guys.>>507616334Merry Christmas to you too, dawg. Twisting people into pretzels isn't my specialty...but twisting their shoulders off and hitting chokes are.Appreciate you defending me.>>507617389A bit of my true reptilian self was showing through in that pic, won't happen again.
>>507634863>>507635545kys yourself pedonigger freak
>>507634943There are more games and there are more users on steam, so all numbers get bigger, but the actual amount of physical storefront space on Steam stays roughly the same.Most new games aren't real competition though, the 40-60 games that release each day, look at them some time. Student projects, dlc for existing games, zero effort asset flips. Just make a good game and show it to people.
>>507635464>average wishlist conversion is 20%tell that to shartmoreal. he had 10k wishlists and got less than 300 sales lol
>>507635735Nyo.
>>507635721why does eric schizo hate you?
>>507635894You will.Eventually...
>>507635464He's probably using youtuber stats, like marnix putting out devlogs for his shit game, getting pity wishlists and then crying about poor conversion.
>>50763582020000 * 0.03 = 600 purchases600 * 0.05 = 30 reviews$20 * 600 = $12000we're gmi... r-right...? right guys?
>>507635820What on Earth is this revisionist history? Marmo had 1k wishlists, and he had been collecting wishlists for nearly 10 years, imagine how many dead accounts were included in his "wishlists"
>>507635794Why do people play video games in March and April?
>>507635945Nah, I need to finish at least 3 games first.
>>507626503>disable movement node
>>507635315It's kinda fun
>>507635943Because I went against his "god". Here's the perfect Alice.png for this occasion.
>>50763598620000 * 0.2 = 4000 purchases4000 * 0.05 = 200 reviews$20 * 4000 = $80000thats day 1. That gets you giga insnae steam visibility and essentially catapults you to page 1 of steam for a week or two where your sales can blow up exponential. do you understand?
that guy that told me to make a game is right i'm overthinking things again
>>50763582010k wishlists over 10 years is shit compared to 10k wishlists over 1 year. Steam measures traffic and determines exposure based on that, not cumulative wishlists. Marmoreal was a 1-2 year project made over 10 years because he started with no skills. If he'd gotten 1-2k wishlists over 1-2 years then he'd be in the right 20-30% conversion ballpark.
I am so fucking lonely and friendles that I'm actually considering going to a gamedev event that I found on meetup.com just in the hopes of receiving some social contact.
>>507636194Post your $20 agdg game.
>>507637243You definitely should.
>>507637243Just like make game
>>507637243where?
>>507615802I'll come clean: I'm 5'4" and I'm the smallest and youngest guy in The Frydarian Tale development team (me and my two best friends, good lord those two grow like mushrooms in the rain). That's why I make up for my height retardation with muscle.Curious as to why my schizo never posts my lifting or gun shooting posts from my Insta; don't get me wrong, my suit pics are FIRE AF and that's my most favorite suit (that'll be the first thing I wear in my first public interview on my game), but some variation would be cool too.
Should I use ChatGPT to write all my game's code for me?
>I'm 5'4"
>>507637604Should I use ChatGPT to write all of my game's dialog?
>>507637243Good for you anon. I hope it isn't full of retarded libshits and troons.
>>507637775Not him but I have started developing my game a few months ago and I will chud everything up.
>>507637365The problem is that I'd have to get an Uber there and back, so I'd be paying like $60 for them to pretend to be my friend for an hour or two. Although I guess that's still a lot less expensive than therapy.
>>507637725Quote me like a man, you pussy.
so where's fagoon in all this?
>>507637523>Curious as to why my schizo never posts my lifting or gun shooting posts from my Instaas if that somehow makes a difference
>>507637523Put this information in /fit/ and report back.
Why do people give away their game on itch? Do you want to never sell anything?
>>507638471I want publicity you moron.
>>507638081Please refer to >>507637523 for further information.>>507638208Uh, because it's awesome and I doubt any of you hater queers can compare.>>507638298First post a pic of yourself; don't worry, you can sensor your mongoloid face.
>>507637908Having a social life can be expensive... Also while you're fixing your life maybe you should get a job and learn to drive.
>>507638507Advertising to people who don't buy anything and you get comments from a bunch of nobodies who can't produce anything worth paying for.
>>507638525>you can sensor your mongoloid faceyou literally have a mongoloid face, relax
>>507637725I look like and react like this
hope your christmas break is going well. I'm making a lot of progress in-between family events and going to the beach. Looking forward to demo day and all the surprises that come next year.
>5'4''it's even worse than we thought
>>507637523You look sweet as a sugar plum. You into getting broken in by my big black willy Nikolai?
>>507638587I have a job, so $60 one time isn't going to ruin me, it's just a pain. And I used to own a car, until my parents decided to borrow it and total it. I just never bothered to buy a new one.
>>507638903Fag.
>>507638806based based based
>>507638525Sure, go find it in /fit/ cbt. Be sure to post your height and motivation for lifting, they'll love it. >your mongoloid faceBold insult considering you look like someone the nazis would have used in a propaganda poster to justify gassing your whole race.
Fygoon please stop, you are embarrassing yourself.You've been infected with the cris-virus.
>>507638936Fair enough... Also $60 and then what you're just going to drink water?
>>507638716Caucasoid/Mongoloid mix, get it right.>>507638859Doesn't matter when I have more muscles and money than your skinny fat and poor ass.>>507639030Curious as to why you didn't link it on here to try and mog me. What's the matter? Chicken?
>>507615189>>507615185Can't believe this ugly brown mutt who can't code for shit got an internship before me. like what the fuck?
>>507639196>Caucasoidwhere?
>>507639190Pray tell how I'm embarrassing myself. I have big muscles, loads of cash money, and a bunch of dank hobbies. I have nothing to be embarrassed about, but a lot of things to be proud of.Unfortunately I cannot say the same for you.
>>507639321He's a DEI hire.
>>507639196>Doesn't matter when I have more muscles and money than your skinny fat and poor ass.Your dyel body is much like your game, deeply unimpressive but you're overly and unjustifyably proud of it because you're a beginner. And your parents have money. BTW you have to be over 18 to post on this website.
>>507639347>Pray tell how I'm embarrassing myself.virgin short mutt goblin who's overcompensating hard and looking for approval on a basket weaving forum
>>507639321I guess with recent discoveries we were even too optimistic with the memes we made, I fixed the image
>>507639321Skill issue. Post your game?
>>507639321Sucks, don't it? Did I mention my first internship had me getting paid $24 an hour? Best part about it all was that I was filling out my timesheets while graduating from high school.>>507639432You wish. I singlehandedly made a web application for my agency and wrote the design documents for it. I cannot divulge anymore information as it is a secret.>>507639605I am tempted to make this my PFP somewhere. I just need to find the perfect account...
>>507639432I didn't know manlets were a protected class now
>>507639827manlets aren't dwarfism is
>>507639432I hate how this general devolved into nodevs regurgitating fox news slop
I was only joking when I called fygoon the next cris, I didn't know he would take it this far.I wonder what Horbror thinks about this.
Merry Christmas nodevs
>>507639821>web applicationKYS
>>507639919dudeguy'sdev???
>agdg once again destroyed by a zoomerit's so over
>>507639948Yes my child?
>>507639432Seems more like a nepobaby, Greeks being white is debatable but they don't get DEI kickbacks.
>>507639321>>507639605>>507639432>>507639827>normalfag touristswelcome to chudistan, madams
>fygoon is the same height as a lolikinda cute desu
>>507639928Oooooooohhh...someone's butthurt that I have a respectable job while he's living on good boy points. I'm not even legally allowed to drink and I have achieved more than you.
>>507640163>this is why he keeps projecting
>>507549148>filter half of all posts. all of them clear shitposts and schizos.>thread barely usable anyway
Fygoon is based and /ourguy/
>>507640031you cute merry christmas
I understand now. The key to success in this place is to post my game as much as possible.
>>507640414Yesdev, is the key to success.
>fygoon was tyler1 all along
>>507640194You just got lucky is all.
>>507640504It's easy, just ask your rich dad to hook you up with a job. Anyone can do it.
>>507640194>mongoloid 5'2'' 17/20 year old overcompensating posting images of a little girl called alice>brown venezuelan 40 year old assburgers gibs recipient making the most vomitable art everthe rest of you are 6'2'' white first world country chads surely?
>shitposting >even on christmasYou guys are such fucking faggots
>>507640874I'll ask
>>507640301Christmas agdg is like weekend agdg.
>>507639821>my first internship had me getting paid $24 an hour?And yet me and Eric couldn't even get a high paying job straight out of college. I don't get it, what are we doing wrong when Fygoon gets a decent paying job like it's nothing? Tell me Fygoon, how'd you pull it off, how did you get a good paying job? Well maybe not so good anymore what with inflation since my last job was paying $20+ and the only reason I got it was because the ladies probably felt pity towards me, using covid as an excuse won't work again.
>>507640959redditmas is mid you fucking boomer nodev
>>507640905>the rest of you are 6'2'' white first world country chads surely?I'm 5'10, married and overweight with a decent paying job. I'll try to exercise more in the new year. And make a game for funsies.
>turns out sperg looks like... a spergwow stop the pressescan we now go back to posting progress?
>>507641209>nodevI'm the only person here who has posted progress in like a hundred posts
>>507641256i always just imagined that we pretended to be spergs but irl were just regular dudes >>507613740 seems to have been true
>>507641203Stop being a fucking loser.
>>507641203Realize getting a job is entirely lucked based and remind people like >>507641515to blast their tiny heads off with a shotgun. They can afford it since they have a job.
>>507641389>>507641256>progressLast time I checked <0.1% of posts in any given thread were progress posts and at least 3 of those posts will be nortubel posting some ms paint drawing.Also I've been cooking eating and drinking all Christmas day with the family so I don't have any progress to post today. Even if I did nobody responds so I usually don't bother anymore.
I haven't come here in 2 months and you guys are even worse...
>>507641756It's fucking Christmas what are you realistically expecting it to be like in here?
>>507641734What the fuck even is this reply? Did you have a christmas aneurysm?
>>507641256It at least fills me with joy knowing that the guy who has been trash talking me for the past couple of months turned out to be an even bigger loser than me.
Fagoon looks like a rat
>>507639919Merry Christmas Dude guy
>>507640273Keep projecting what? I like my height because I can easily find a tall, dorky girl and it would look aesthetic.>>507640312Thank you, thank you.>>507640464Literally me (pic related)>>507640504Luck, shmuck, everything I have was due to hard work (like my muscles). You just never applied yourself because you're an idiot bitch.>>507641203Getting good grades in school and soliciting whatever. Also helps if you don't sell yourself short on your accomplishments and tell faggots like >>507641627 to kill themselves.>>507641978Nice projection. I have a cushy job, muscles, and am generally living life to the fullest.
>>507642884Make sure to blast your head off with your gold plated shotgun faggot.
>>507642960Chillax, Squidward, it's not my fault people aren't playing your lame ass game.
>>507642884Literally the only thing you can brag about is a job, a soulless web dev job no less. God I hate web dev.
>>507642884fygoon did you actually bully tomo about her stinky feet?
>>507643075People liked my game demo I posted. You should still off yourself NPD faggot.
Merry Christmas all, Ho Ho Homao!
>>507643331Merry Christmas Pomao
>>507643086That and having eaten gold. You ever ate gold while in Vegas? It's not much to write home about in terms of taste but it sounds cool to shit on peasants like you with.>>507643159I bullied "her" over calling my game stupid. Also I refuse to believe that "girl" is actually a girl.>>507643228And your game demo is what exactly? Anddon't give me that bullshit "Durr ur gunna review bomb it" nonsense; if you don't stand by your work it never mattered anyway.>>507643331Is that a Pomao reference? Based.
you can keep ignoring my progress posts but i'm still making progress
>>507643331Hoe-mao.
>>507643431You should off yourself lmao
>>507643484I won't be
>>507643431See what I mean? The only things you can brag about are the most soulless consumerist and materialistic things. Damn americans.
>>507641978i know right
You guys are faggots.
>>507643431>bragging about gold flakeOkay kiddo, come back when you're actually an adult and not roleplaying. I've done a lot of things in Vegas, the last thing I would even begin to brag about is gold flake.
>>507643749just not as much of a faggot as Fygoon is and that gives me joy
>>507643431>I bullied "her" over calling my game stupid.what did she say about your game?
>>507639321He's just a trust fund baby.
>>507643618What do you have to brag about?>>507643756I also went to MGM Grand and got paid $100 to review a TV pilot.>>507643793I can't be gay, I'm a fighter; you aren't. Therefore, you are, by virtue, a gaylord.>>507643802He said my game's manual was stupid.>>507643904Retard my parents were first-generations. Cope and seethe.
I'm not as much of a failure as fagoon. I feel good now.
>>507637523Do they grow mushrooms for you to live under?
>>507643967>He said my game's manual was stupid.really? i'm surprised that they would be so mean about something that clearly has a lot of soul put into it and is not necessary for a videogame distribution. do you by chance have the exact post or itch comment or whatever?
Every reply you make to fagoon pushes back your release date
>go to the bathroom>look in the mirror>smile upon the realization that im not fagoon
>>507644308Last one for the night then.>>507643967kys shitskinned monkey.
>>507644365
>>507644495
>>507644437fagtroon is a crab thoughbeit
>>507644437Lofty your a fag fuck off
>>507644437Well done, my friend! I saved it in the Fygoon Fanart album.
>>507644437Based, looks great.
>>507647762I look like say and do this
>>507642884funny art made me lol
>>507644437based holy shit
>>507644437>agdg can't me-ACK
