Previous: >>549569483>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Kawakami Princess (3*), Manhattan Cafe (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), Nakayama Festa (SSR), Yaeno Muteki (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SR)12/04 & 22 - Legend Races12/08 - Libra Cup - Kyoto Turf 3000m12/14 - Autumn Event12/18 - Kitasan Rerun12/24 - Fuji Event12/28 - Scorpio Cup - Tokyo Turf 2000mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Nakayama Festa (3* alt), Christmas Dream Journey (3* Alt), Gold Ship (SSR), Fenomeno (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma storieshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>Second day of registration>Only one maybe viable ace (pic related)>Can't run either of my two favorites because I don't have the cards or parentsDelete this gay fucking event and just give us the carats.
Orange
>>549588380daiwa 'sexo' scarlet
Threesome with Kita and Dia
>>549588380i NEED to have sex with Daiwa Scarlet where I massage her huge tits with my hands and lick and suck on her nipples and bury my face in her cleavage while I thrust into her pussy in such a way that brings maximum pleasure for both of us
Is Cafe going to be the best for this CM? Do I have to turn her into an End instead of Late?Just trying to think of what grandparents and parents would be best suited to do that with.
>>549588616>Do I have to turn her into an End instead of Late?Yes, yes you have to run her as end.
I can now rest...
>>549588727>save as practice partner this isnt yours
>>549588643 >>549588726sweaty boy
>>549588727I hope you lose to wolf pack anon
>>549588380YOU WERE MEANT TO HOST A ROOM AND USE THE WINNING UMA FOR THE OP IMAGE YOU STUPID FUCKING VEGGIE BRAINED IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>549588616lol good luck finding anyone in front of her
is she gonna castrate me...
>>549588950I'd prove her wrong by impregnating her right there
i got sundaymans kid, do I run unity cup or URA for first time?
>>549588950She's proposing. She doesn't want anyone else in her life.
>>549588796are they actually a team in the game or that's just an anime thing?
>>549589020Unity, no point in playing URA anymore.
I need some more sickly sweet trainerxuma romance.
The home screen looks so bare now that the anniversary decorations are gone.
>install the bot>works yesterday>now it only works once but won't pick a career againit was too good to be true
cafe runs are driving me insane. Basically never get a 3x spd rainbow. Kita and sweep with 2 of the highest fkn special disappear entire year 3. Why the fuck is 30 spec brian the only reason im even close to 1k?
>>549589082We just had that CafeXTrainer one translated by translator-kun.
>>549588715Fuck, that's annoying. Guess I'm using Ryan as a parent no matter what, so I'll figure it out from there. Kicking myself for not having any End sparks in my 9* Ryan's lineage.
Would you run a Unity Races with 2 X's and 3 Double Circles?
>>549588727hows it even possible to save such a potato image in modern day? Do you live in a literal jungle
>>549589247Yes
>>549588938Alright, join this room784106127841061278410612Long CM9 settings, bring 3 umas or less. Max 18 players.
>>549589247ive ran unity races with 4 X's and won them all ive also run races with double circles in all fields and lost them all the game makes no fucking sense the japanese are retarded
>>549589138So it IS a bitcoin miner. lol
How important is End A anyway? I already reach End B but my parents for End A don't have uma stan + spurt
>>549589297Worse, that looks like an upscaled thumbnail.
Bros...
>>549589358We're already prepping for CM9????
>>549589529I think it's actually CM11
rawdogging cafebeing unable to pull out due to a mysterious and invisible force
>>549589138>>549589404>cygames shills are not posting fake news anti-bot jewryLOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO TO GET RID OF US!
>>549588447>Winning Ticket’s story revolves around the Dahby>her entire personality and life’s purpose is the Dahby, and the Dahby alone>even the IDEA that she might lose the Dahby in the main story is enough to mentally break her>you can lose the Dahby in the career, and she just moves on no problemThe fuck? How is this not a 1st place goal race? If Winning Ticket loses the Dahby, then she just isn’t Winning Ticket, plain and simple.
>>549589630your webms are terrific in a very special waynot in a good way mind you, but man are they fascinating
are there chink bot for steam version?
>>549589138Works on my machine
>>549589630is this webm glitched or somethingit goes back to the beginning after 2 seconds despite being 5 seconds long
>>549589529>he doesn't prepare his aces 4 CMs aheadngmi
Danchou it's still 29/30
>>549589809the sound script stretches the video (loops it) to fit the attached sound, that's the default behavior.
>>549589782Oguri wouldn't let a machine for her
anyone anon still clubless...
>>549589756Thanks for volunteering as a early warning system for us emulator folks
Does anyone have a Super Creek for this CM that I could copy? I have a Fuji and an Eishin Flash and the paizuri trio team could be a reality.
>>549589756yes and theyre shit. you cant do anything on the side have to limit your res to 1080p and they barely function
>>549590010Damn chinkbots are poor...
>>549589060really? How come? Its better for sparks?
>>549590075they prefer using phones or emulator because cygames has a far harder time to read out what the fuck youre doing while on a pc they can see EVERYTHING youre running and doingusing a pc client emulator is quite literally asking for trouble
>>549589060Future scenarios need stamina sparks like grandlive
Paging: Umaooo Danchou Paging: Umaooo DanchouI have a proposal but no other way of getting in touch I am quite sorry. Please respond.
I want to fuck a mare
I know Guts got buffed but will there ever be a reason to actually use a Guts card?
>>549590010Tfw the best chinkbot is made in-house
>3* end closer on my botched Hishiama run>*2 speed
>>549589673losing the dahby is like missing out on high school romance. it sucks but its not that big of a deal, as you should be well aware.
>>549590261This is asked every other thread, yes.
>>549590261DIdnt people use guts and wit card on MANTAlso orfevre and staygold guts card are strong you can run 2 of them and 1 speed card
>>549590247Why is she outside without panties?
>>549589906Is she as dangerous as the other Curren?
unpopular opinion but I will not be using the chinkbot
>>549590006Pull for Cafe and have her inherit her stamina drain and then stack debuffs and kill off the goldships before they pull off their shenanigans
How are people with absolute shit ass decks and parents able to have TT teams with multiple S ranks?What I am missing with Aoharu?
>>549590247Cafe was surprisingly cuteI quite like her eyesLong black haired women are my fetish
>>549590261i've seen people use haru urara since guts got buffed
>>549590446But Cafe isn't a paizuri uma.
>>549590270the jp chads living here never explains how the cygames thing works or show images of it plus i doubt it has the customization the (russian) one has>>549590445bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrricked
night
I hope the America scenario isn't like l'arcFrom what I'm reading you only get a few turns in France to train/race.I want 3 years in America where I train with American umas and run in American races
>>549590247Then why'd you post a stallion?
>>549590373>ostrich stakes
>>549590490Naizuri is needed to be able to appreciate paizuri. Just imagine Creek being able to drain you fully and thoroughly
>>549590496Good night.
cool team trials horse and first S+…
>>549590496
Is Innate Experience any good for Libra? I realized welfare goldship is pretty nice to run on unity
>>549590659Same (I don't have any until Kitasan rerun)
>>549589358Top Cun thread next, don't forget to bake it.
If I'm to do a parent run in Unity, do I want to lose against Zenith on purpose for an easier URA Finale?
>>549589358Guess I'll just reuse these umas and probably tachyon or anime teio when this CM is out. I have no desire training long umas unless MANT is out
>>549590496>>549590669Forgot to type "goodnight" haha I'm so silly
>>549590659forgot pic
>>549590884
>>549590595>Devours a small critter>Effortlessly beats your uma>Goes home to primo avian cloaca
>it's out
>>549588380that a mod?
>>549590948>Mambo
>>549590893Nice Cafe. What was your deck?
>>549590948>J*ps call their "Enhance" tab the "Organizer"
>>549590948>TP 100/100how do you say "DANCHOUUU" in Japanese?
Uma.moe/circles new club doxxing tool just dropped
>>549591137That actually made me laugh.
>>549590490>>549590625I'm reminded that Stamina Siphon is also on Cafe's support card, so you probably don't need to pull on her if you don't want her as an Uma
>>549591041biko, kitasan, bakushin, hishi sr, riko, borrow rice
>10 flatliners in my club
>>549591143Tell me this guy isnt botting lmao
>>549590948finally the game is playable!>>549591143>I'm in the top 4 of my club for daily/monthly gainsFeels good being able to pull my weight, while plenty of fags are SLACKING
>>549591143Cool!
>one of the more active chatters in my club who also has shared some cracked libra aces has their gender set to femaleChances on whether it's an actual woman or just a tranny?
Orfeetvrehttps://x.com/Y67834208
>>549590442She's quite for (you) so yes
Danchou, I need you to poach the top 3 mambos.
>>549591497Why do you care? It's always a troon bro
I just threw a onsen ticket run with Goldshi because that stupid bitch had to restrict my training about 8 times in a run and I didnt want to waste my clocks in the finals.
>>549590730umalator says it's solid, but i haven't seen anyone use it (or inside scoop) in any lobbies so i have no proof for you
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE! Kick the slackers NOW!>>549591497Doesn't have to be a tranny ya know, could also just be the "WoW classic", by which I mean a dude pretending to be a girl to get free shit.
CM6 SCRIMMAGE IS LIVE4938170151655476BRING YOUR WHALE UMASBRING YOUR FUNNIEST UMAS
>>549591621That the perfect time to bond with Riko
>>549589756>steam to retards that unironically want to use bot on pc versionjust don'tkernel level anti cheat pretty much means they know everything you do on your pc
>>549591143This is an IP logger
>>549591515what a view
>>549591805>they know everything you do on your pcthey even know what I'm gooning to on my second monitor or only what I do in game?
>>549591729I did we did the deed and much more.
>>549591805lmao that dont work for shit, its like those cctvs without, its just there for deterrence.
>>549589405Not super important, but End B does cut into your Wit (-15%) where as A does not>>549590730From surfing the net a bit apparently it's a good skill for Pace and End but not for Late Surgers because they don't cling to the rail
Cafe's story was cute but i found it disappointing for some reason. i can't even really explain why. I think my expectations were too high.
>>549591805They know everything you do even without kernel anti-cheat, or anti-cheat period lmao. Do people seriously think that devs know NOTHING that's going on with their games? They know every single person that plays their games cracked, telling people that modify or fuck with their client is childs play for any dev that gives a shit about statistics lmao.
>>549591805anon if you don't have 3 phones, 6 computers (2 windows, 2 macs, 2 linux) you're already being tracked.
>>549591143Looks nice, but I'd be more prone to use it if it has a daily fan gain graph like doxxgenesis
>app won’t get past title screen I CANT DO MY FAN RUNS DANCHOUMY CELL TOWERS ARE DYING
>>549589590>>549589590Help it keeps doing this every time, if I restart the emulator it works but it will break after completing one run
>>549590809I am looking at this Curren.
>>549591591LEAVE MY MAMBROS ALONE!
Cafe's "friend" forced me to accept her chocolates made with love...
>>549590214UMAOOO DANCHOUUUthis is not a troll I need to talk to youuuu pick up the phoooooone
>>549590809>>549591547Do these Currens interact in the story at all?
>>549592117Just say what you want to tell them and people will probably pass the message along next time they pop into the thread
>>549592061What are U seeing on the emulator when that's happening
>>549592117What is it.
>>549591591
Still looking for one cute trainer to join!! Leave id if interested
>>549591805n-no... they know i fapped to haru?
>>549592103>try to pull out>her friend stops youOWARI DA
>>549592195Just the main screen, sometimes the bot hits the career button but it won't do anything else. After a few minutes it will keep restarting the emulator and nothing happens
>>549592260Cafes friend is a top tier wing(wo)man for her
>>549589513ROBBEDwhat do you think cucked you out of S? That one mood down, a failed training, support cards not showing up...?
>>549558021>>549556890I FOUND IT
>Vtuber I liked made a club onstream back when the game launched>fast forward to now>she hasn’t played in almost a month>her club has quitters like this taking up spaceHoly GRIM. I dropped her a month ago because she announced she had a boyfriend, but this is just sad to see
>add 901,284,902 descendants of Sunday Silence to the game>don't add Sunday Silence himselfI don't get it
>>549592215are you cheval anon
If this game is so great, where are the kuuderes?
>>549592363>He actually found itTalk about commitment, well done!I'd ABSOLUTELY do this, by the way.>>549592449WHO!?
Digitan LOVE
>>549591591My transfer fee is 30,000 carats
Anyone else having an issue of the app stuck in loading screen?
>>549592440What are you still doing in her club then, cuck?
>>549592440>Thank you once again to RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. You can join MY clan to fight on the frontiers to win EPIC clan rewards. SO JOIN NOWHow couldn't you see this a mile away...
>>549592347I'm guessing the watchdog (it detects if the screen doesn't change) is climbing too fast and the game has no time to fully loaTry raising it's number in the webui and tell me what happens
>>549592213I’d like to fill your spot with one of our toreina. They get consistently 60m per month but of course they would need to have that dropped to about 42m for this month and then go back to 60 in January.I just need you to guarantee they get a good home and don’t end up clubless if you agree.
>>549592440lol
im pretty sure spe was supposed to say that line...
>>549592554Our hiring manager will be reaching out to you soon.
>>549591497>>549591630Not a tranny and I don't want free shit from my club bwos I just want Rice to call me Onee-sama. It's not that deep. It's just autism!
do you actually earn back enough carats for SS club?
>>549592359Everything went well so it was just the luck of the rainbows I guess.
what are the essential skills for Scorpio?
>>549591485It's time.
manhattan cafe's outfit is so fucking ugly
>>549592347>>549592590Also you 100% sure your resolution and dpi is correct? Along with all your graphics settings. Be sure to read the read me
Kino
>>549592630i thought not even cafe knew how she was transported there, considering how often she and trainer get whisked away together
>>549592662Autism these days MEANS tranny, but then again so does literally anything else on 4chan.
really makes you think
cheating is bad, mkay
>>549592251a fait accompli...
>>549592440Why are Americans obsessed with vtubers, are you guys so lonely lmao
>>549592440I can't express into words the disdain I feel for you it's turned into pityMy condolences
>>549592753they're all neets and have autism
>>549592594How do you plan to be contacted?
>>549592103>"Trainer.. you WILL fuck my daughter"
>>549592574I’m not. THIS is my club
what would the uma version of the animatronic horse display be?
>>549592810Yes.
>>549592440>iphone fag>vtuber simpKEK
>>549592103Sunday Silence being her wingman is really cute.
why the fuck emulator running uma smoother than the fucking steam pc client
>>549592705Double blue recovery since its raining, I think left and straights dont get corners
>>549592875>asmonYikes.
What support card Aoharu racer can trigger her own Groundwork?
>>549592875cool club Cedric
>>549592875>actual zoomer self reporting
>>549592173Words cannot describe how much I like the heft of Creek's boobs in this image.
>>549592061>>549592195This happened to me when I tried using the bot some weeks ago. Couldn't be bothered to figure it out, not like I hate playing the game just wanted to try it out, but it didn't work.
>>549592440>>549592875This is a fucking sprint to the bottom of the barrel holy shit
>>549592930The PC version is hard locked to 30, while the menus (camera moving) unlocks it to 48.The phone version has nothing of the sort, plus the emulator might fuck with the build in limiters, so essentially the same PC mods do.
>>549592662>Not a trannyX>>549592810Why are SEAniggers obsessed with Americans?
>>549592875>asmongold chud
>>549592875nobody invite cedric
>>549592810Bro, we made a chart of which horses are most romantic for (You), the fuck do you think?
>>549592103I actually quite like sunday silence forcing you to accept cafes feelingsIts quaint
>>549592712I think it's great. What don't you like about it?
>botters and vtuber cucksit's never been so over
>>549592875Eishin Flash stocks have crashed
>>549592946I'm not getting 2 golds for a fucking 2000m track
>>549592875>CSame question. Why are you in that shithole club when /uma/ has so many A and B clubs?
>>549593064This chart was made by the Chinese.Make your own.
>>549592587Lovely tummy.>>549592750Yeah idk, I'm so used to creating female characters to stare at their tits and asses during gameplay that I just went with female for uma too, I'll switch on and off for Dober
>reading uma thread >MARE PUSSY MARE PUSSY SEX WITH MARES>Wife enters room>Hide phone because I don't want her to see mareposting >She thinks I'm cheating on her nowThanks umadacchis.
>>549593132>no one:>anon having a melty: VTUBER REEEEEEEEEEEE
vinny vinesauce would never
>>549593064After playing her career Cafe is way too high on this list.
>>549593157As a danchou of one of those clubs, I don't want this nigga
>>549593064why is falco that high but also a loser?
>>549593213trainer is totally in love with her
>>549591591>Mambo's Big FourYou dare approach them?
>>549593152You’ll gas out in the mud otherwise
>>549593023SPRINT?!?!
>>549593152Have fun remaking your umas by day 3 onwards
>>549593175>i am brownthanks for your input
>>549593294does getting rainy days and wet conditions make you run better?
>>549592875>these many anons falling for an old screenshotDo I just spend too much time on these threads?
>>549592848Uhhh, can you not get him on the line now? He can use this to get in touch with me in the next 24 hours forscrubp . explore919 @ 8shield . net(No spaces)Tell him to include a screenshot of proof it’s him please
>>549593213Nah she is about right on that listThere are others that i question though
>>549593064This list is lame and gay.
>>549593327How can Tazuna expect me to turn down feelings as pure as this?
>>549593157I only do 1 run a day, and don’t wanna get kicked
>>549593345The /uma/frens are all retarded I'm afraid
>>549593163I getcha. I play dudes cuz I'm a dude so whatever, but I get the "I wanna look at girls" argument, it's as old as gayming. And unlike RPGs you aren't locked to a specific gender, so who the fuck cares, especially when characters change their lines because of it.
mare pussy hits different
Doing my first Curren Chan run, give me a support deck
>>549593391Yeah matikanefukukitaru is totes getting married to her trainerHer god preordained itThat list is gay
>>549590798TOPCUN
>>549592838I am neither of those I am botting.
>>549593351He'll probably come on in the next few hours.
>>549593342Wet conditions is worth, rainy days is notWet increases STR, Rainy increases GUTS
Is there a more comfy club that his?https://uma.moe/circles/470631345
>>549593173Unless you have a giant phone she's not going to be able to make out what the posts say.
>>549593345>bot toshodidn't read
>>549593431The answer to all club question is once again Mambo
>>549593213Eishin Flash is even more bullshit. With her that high, I expected a kiss at least, but she’s too fucking autistic to even comprehend romance, apparently
>>549593535>Expulsion after not logging in for 3 days>3 flatliner since the start of the month
>>549593505Her casual outfit is so cute.
the chinkbot is so retarded i actually got mad
MILK!!!!!
>>549593583>forced memeworthless post
>>549592590>>549592719Raised the number from 3 to 6 and it's still doing the same, it's weird because it's not like the bot doesn't work, it just won't work after completing a run. Yesterday it worked well but today it just doesn't.My resolution is 720x1280 and 180 DPI, graphics are standard and ABD is also enabled, making sure my fps don't go too low either, so it's very strange.The only way I can make it work after this happens is restarting the emulator, but then it will only do one run and that's it.
the chinkbot is so smart i actually got mad
>>549593642Flash literally tears up her "Plans" to allow herself to have a future with (you)She has you come to germany with her to stay at her parents houseThey even redo all the furniture for the two of youYou arent leaving germany without ensuring a grandchild for her parents
>>549593680they're all doing the same shit which is counting supports/rainbows instead of counting the stat gain from trainings
>>549593702okay i'll read your original high value postoh wait it's also trash and worthless
>>549593431So do I, what's your point? Are you just killing McQueen with Hopeful Stakes or something?
>>549593495I might be asleep but he can use that email for convenience. Please tell him (and let him know this isn’t some dumb troll thing for the live of uma) I can put something in our club description or my profile temporarily if that helps. Thanks anon!
Awwww hell nawwww anons here are presenting The Game Awards!? This better mean more free caratsdid someone else make this dumb joke before
does red shift or shooting for victory work for CM8?
>>549593842literally not true lmao
>>549593824That's quite scary
>>549593937which one is cm8 again
Give me those sashes.
>>549593973Arima Kinen
Does the bot handle calculated risk and training failure / mood recovery well?
>>549593921
>>549593737It gets stuck in home screen as in the one where U see umas walking around then slowly ticks up?
>>549593973oh i meant cm7 the one after this one. >>549593937
The execution on that joke was so bad it makes me want to puke
Really liking the new Hot Spring Ticket event that includes your Support Card deck as well.
What the fuck is this gay club roleplay?
>>549594049redshift works for late, shooting works but has a small delay
>>549594116umaoo
>>549594049Redshift works for CM7, pacebros we are so back.
>>549594036Watch the demo
>>549594083Why did they make this horror manga protagonist so cute
>>549594043Yeah exactly, won't select a new career or do anything, it just slowly ticks up and eventually the app restarts.
>>549594176is the only consistent accel No Stopping me?
>>549593824If she doesn’t say “I love you”, it ain’t romance, plain n simple>>549593917Also, the second I leave the club, I’m probably just gonna quit the game. Me being the leader is one of the few things still attaching me to this place, despite the terminal levels of burnout I have. So I’m stuck here, and if I don’t get a proper deck of SSRs during the Kitasan rerun, I’m just gonna quit anyways.
>>549593927Kek
Join Uma&Co A+ rank, it is very comfy with active shoe trading and gameplay discussion, or you can just be silent that is fine too!30m monthly quotaDrop ID if interested or reply directly to the above post not too far up in the page
>>549593351 >>549594042what the fuck is going on lmaoreminds me of pic related>>549594036you can tell how low the stamina is allowed to go, to technically yes.
>>549594223NSM is going to be bad because there are two consecutive corners upon approaching late race
>>549594217Maybe try changing your emulator. Apart from that I dunno
I can afford No Stopping Me or Nimble Navigator + Ignited PWR, which should i choose.. NSM is more powerful but you can spread acceleration triggers with the latter choice..
>>549593118no exposed skin = ugly according to retarded brownoid
>>549594293So?
>>549594321
>>549593927Curren-chan so pretty!!
>>549594321don't buy ignited pwr
anybody using hachimi as fps unlocker for steam version? I use hachimi frequently for my jp server account so it should be okay for global too right?
>>549594276Danchou isn't on IRC so I can't message him
>>549593824I love this German horse bwos...
>>549594369corners will spread out the horses, NSM requires someone to be in front of you
>>549594307Good idea, I'll try with bluestacks instead of mumu, hopefully it works.
>>549594249Stego cute…
>>549594390Sure anon, it's perfectly save! =)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9gLp-hnUPk>>549594394Fucking loser of a leader!
>>549594372Any opinions from people that are not Chinese Squidward>>549594383dang really? Is it because of the random timing of the trigger?
>>549594418Same...Falco toofalco
>>549594353YesGimme more dirty sluts like this, please
>>549594321Get the latter.
>>549594372Good so pump is mandatory
Imagine the power training...
>>549594372>no pump can you edit oguri cap on top of the hideous creature?
>>549594042Based. Thanks anon.
>>549594519Never get pump on Goldship, get it on Taishin, He/she or Topgun
>>549594513>>549594383alrighti knew there was a possibility of this happening
She gluck glucks on my schwein.
>>549594580Imagine the amazon position...
>>549594470>strongholdok rat i fully trust you my advisor
Dantsu Flame is too erotic
>>549594619If you are pumping you probably lost already
>>549594249Flash tearing up her schedule to be with you is as close to a love confession as you are gonna get from that kraut
>>549594663No she isn't.
>>549594489Marrying both roommates!
>>549594674I kinda win against non S uma, so like whatever
>>549594663>off modelpointless comment>>549594628what the fuck does any of this mean
>>549594601Are you guys doing botting together or something? You guys don’t have to be hush-hush about it, none of the other clubs are being subtle about it. All their 1-day and 3-day averages are way higher than their 7 and monthly averages.
Well at least she rolled Turf S so she should be usable right?
>>549594663She gets lots of tummy and cowkini art too I can't resist
>>549594739Thats illegal and Falco deserve her own love story!
>>549594739Having sex with both on the beach!
>>549589931wild to think that two of these got euthanised
>>549594739thats the normgodspeed to teio and top cunns trainer
>>549594802>none of the other clubs are being subtle about itWe are...
>>549594628built for Pakistani immigrant gangbangs
do you build a 3rd end closer with no inherent gold recoveries or cope with a pace chaser?what do you even put on a pace chaser? head on NSM and highlander?
>>5495934683 speed 3 witBakushin, King Halo, and/or Biko are good cards because they give Sprint skills
>>549594627Why not just input the values on racetrack simulator and see whats better
>>549594881I’m going to kiss you.
>>549594832These two supporting each other is really heartwarming.
>>549594893fake and gay newspakistan doesnt exist in umamusume
>>549594802Ralkos has to be botting.
Someone post that one Flash pic with the "love me all day" plan please.
>>549594321NSM if you have another accel, or 1200 power. Nimble Nav + Ignited Power otherwise.
>>549594967*smooches your ugly fuckface* :3
>>549594893That's the UK. German women get raped by t*urks.
>>549594975Thats true and on that same note, someone should support those swinging maestros.
Give me a wife right now or I leave this general.
guys helpi think i fell in love with my trainee
does Tachyon proc her ult this CM?
>>549595103This general is 100% male.
>>549594757You need to see the light bwo
>>549594273Didn't like 2 or 3 people apply last few threads?
>>549595020german turks don't rape, they shoot each other and random people while having mafia style gang wars
No one wanted to gangstalk the speed room for the past several turns
>>549595103Here ya go
I only need 1 more kitasan card to mlb her.Do I roll for my last copy or save for something else?
>>549594903more or lessyou'd think NSM would be useless on a pace chaser but gold ship will be passing them before the late race starts anyway so lmao
>>549594997I got Straightaway Spurt to help trigger NSM, so that will be the chain reaction yes>>549594938I should probably do that. One of these calculators run odds of skills triggering or not right, which was my main wonder about whether the latter choice was better
>>549595139That's because we failed to recruit the mom of the anon who looks like Taishin.
>>549595114Yes, even as a lucky lone pacer. The moment she's overtaken is the best moment for accels to hit, so her ult activates at a good time for her to have a second chance at winning, NSM activates too with her ult.If her ult doesn't activate it means something went wrong but she takes 1st anyways.
>sunrise earth>mystery way>meisho tabarufrontchads we are in for a kino race in this year's arima
>>549594847I would rather just do them at home
>>549595252considering it raises her specialty priority from 60 to 100 yeah unless you have anything else you immediately want to save forotherwise you're in the shed for probably another half a year to get enough rainbow shards for a free uncap
>>549595243bakushin is looking very fertile to me right now
>Kitasan black never ever on fucking speed>80 spec prio btwcant believe people whaled for this garbage
>>549594273>comfy>quota
>>549595289Told you guys to save for her but nooooo...
Can you guys give me any wife besides Tokai Shito?
>>549595403tokai teio
>>549595374you deserve this, oinker
>>549595403
>>549595103congrats your wife is motherfuckin uhh...your fuckin wife is gran alegria
post something
>>549595436f2p btw
F2P CHADSRISE UP
>>549595374specialty priority will not save you from being a lucklet unfortunatelyif you were a luckchad you could use several cards with 0 spec priority and they'd be on speed every single turn
>>549595457This is definitely the sexiest racing outfit in uma (seasonals not included)
>>549593064>Journey>T0Bro....
>>549595181akebono is a fucking wife and a halflove my akebonowife>>549595403congrats your new wife is uhhhUHHH
>>549595403No, because with that attitude you don't deserve to like any of the girls in my harem.
>>549594802It’s pretty exhausting explaining that when you can get 1million in 30ish minutes that numbers like 10 million in a day become a matter of 5 to 6 hours of play at most.It’s also futile to try to explain to the average /uma/non that nobody in a top club, that clearly loves the game enough to play it consistently for a couple hours per day, wouldnt be idiotic enough to risk their account banned to have a program do what they enjoy doing to relax and pass the time..The guy that does 6m per day does it on mobile for christsake, and his line is all squiggly until late in the month when people will start to cry “bot” about the “straight line” because the inconsistencies are no longer visible due to the amount overall.Nobody in our club or the majority of top clubs is boting. It’s a matter of efficiency and amount of play.dummy /uma/nons will get baited into a ban though, out of sheer ignorance, because “everyone is doing it”Or just continue in silent contempt for what they per intended to be “impossible”It’s sad.
>>549595516>406 StaminaThat horse is gonna die bwo...
>>549595516You don't understand, f2p needs to have a shit deck with all SRs or 2LB SSRs
>>549595516>build sprinter>E distancefor what purpose
>>549595374>piggy>guestyour ace was never going to be earned anyway
>>549595243>>549595451She is a sweetheart and a hard-worker, you not only get a wife, but a best friend as well.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>549595474Why?
>>549595596HIGH STATS ARE GOOD ITS ALL YOU NEED AAAAA LIKE MY FUCKING TWEET YOU TURD
No Stopping Me! or On Your Left?
>>549595374anon it's only 30%
POST CAFE BUILDS/DECKSI WANT TO MAKE THE BEST CAFE EVER
>>549592820Actual combat with Eishin's tongue..
>>549595569(me)>>549595403your motherfuckin wife is no reason motherfuckerhell yeah!
>>549595671NSM easily. OYL is useless unless you're running sprint/mile
>>549595374>Paypigging on the 0.5% shared bannerLmao, they deserve it for non reading the fine print. A MLB Kitasan only shows up around 30% on speed. Thats why people should have rerolled and gave the middle finger to Cyjews
>>549595516>not a single king halo>not a single sweep tosho>none of my other speed SRs are even mlb yetif i knew how bad it would be i would have rerolled at game launch for a maxed out sweep, instead i fell for the fine motion gaslight
>>549595516HOW
>>549595748>>549595682/uma/'s greatest gaslight.......
>>549595474
>>549595516Were already done with Miles bro
>>549595621She is very sweet indeed. I like her a lot as well. Also very smoochable 5head
>>549595765Behind every good "f2p" uma there is a 18*blue sparks parent duo with all the whites and affinities in the world.
>>549595583>trying this hard to defend your botterKEK
gods i love horses
Yes guys, Kitasan was a lie. It was a gaslight. You guys should not roll on Kitasan re-run and if you have MLB Kitasan right now you are bricked.Gold Ship and Brian Speed cards exist and only retards spend on Kitasan.
>>549595474something
I've hit max speed with Brian much more often than with Kita
>mambocup officially runs>Mambo's most powerful trainers, known as Mambo Big Four appear >Sovlful trainees everywhere>Winner is still some roided goldshipIt's over.
>>549588796I HATE THAT FUCKING MUSIC
>>549595739>OYL is uselessI know it's pretty shit for Long but isn't it fine for Medium depending on the track?
When you're playing in quick mode, what are the funniest sped up animations for you? Mine would be:>Bakushin LOUDLY CRASHING during fan fest, but getting a mood up and leveling up her ult>Ryan's Well-Rested animation where it looks like she's glitching out
i want to kiss cafe
>>549595583God, I hope that Cygames actually issues a ban wave for this so we get to see how many people have hats to eat
>>549596153i want to sniff cafe's pantyhose
>>549596153get in line buddy
>>549596146>Bakushin is that the one with the wilhelm scream?
>>549596075weird, wonder why
>>549595995Was it you who jerked it to the picture of the albino mare?
>>549595723Inherit stam run 3SPD2PWR (with one being Rice) and Riko
>>549595583People are earning over $200k can easily drop money not only Uma but other games as well without any care.Instead of paying for subhuman pilots, they use bots instead.
>>549595942Don't know why f2p is in "", parent farming is free to do and requires only effort and luck. Unless you're a lucklet or just don't play as often you should have a couple of 3* Blue Spark Umas with either 5* or 6* grandparents in some stat.
>>549596146Seeking the Pearl just twitching out on her first event chain
>>549596126I am very pleased that my Fuku placed. Besides we all know this is Goldshi's cup. Also why must Mambo be mentioned every thread at least twice?
>>549596254ESL anon…
>>549596183
>>549596310Because you can make an uma with F2P cards and busted parents with whale cards.
>>549596242nahive just been drinkingbut im somewhat interested in the story if you are willing to share
>>549595265the VF fork of the umalator with wit variance seems to solidly favor buying Nimble Navigator + Ignited PWR over NSM alone, which is funny considering how That Guy from VF discounts Ignited PWR
>>549596126lolMy Scarlet just got unlucky, OK?Just wait til I get my third ace.
how much stamina do i need for scorpio
>>549596404You can make busted parents with f2p cards too you know, it just requires luck. Parent farming as a whole requires luck. Sometimes you get 10 good whites but 1* guts, sometimes you get 3*stam but only 1 white and sometimes you just hit it big. Uma is a luck game, at least in terms of parent farming.
>>549596402cafe is real cutei love my horseswho is next for release anyways?
Why doesn’t spec priority equal 1:1 with chance? What reason is there to make 100 SP not equal 100%?
>>549596408There's this one anon who jerked off to the picture of an albino mare with proof. Let me find the cursed shit...
>>549596153Imagine the tannins lingering on her tongue...
>>549596508750-800
uho
>>549596595dunno if i love horses as much as that guybut horses are goofy and cutethe umas are also goofy and cuteits pretty great yeah?
>>549596325Your fuku completely mogged mine... I kneel...>>549596505>Expect nothing but ends>Race starts>My suzuka is in third behind a fucking daiwa and seuinYou spooked me you assholes.
>>549596569Also as time goes on what matters more is the pink spark not the blue. So I hope you anons are saving your 3* distance umas.
>>549596126Is Mambo and End Closer? I dont want to use Goldship anymore and want Mambo to sing Ms Victoria
>>549596672>but horses are goofy and cutebig if true
>>549596718Thanks I'm very proud of my orange wife.
>>549596408https://litter.catbox.moe/roriy7fxef7omoh9.pngread at your own risk
>club is already discussing cm9
I give upSomeone point me towards how to set up the bot
>>549596726Mambo is a late uma.
>>549596889Fact: all the cute umas are late surgers
>>549596834Have you practiced with her a lot? Does she place well? I tried hard to get this stat line on mine and sacrificed power for it but I'm feeling doubts now...
>>549596834>No Lucky SevenYou don't believe in luck?
>Literally everything went perfect>Undefeated>full unity wins>showered in energy every 2-3 seconds>Rainbows every turn starting 3 turns after make debutOnly thing missing would be S in sprint or mile, but yeah. I love this BBW giantess. Should I skill her for sprint or mile? Also, place your bet on sparks.
>>5495967253* distance parents with half a dozen non-race white sparks are worthless at every point in time
>>549596879bot can't help you if your irl wit is low
>>5495969572 speed
>>549596968this
>>549596879>bro needs a bot to train the most braindead easy umaabsolute state of golshitters
>>549596940This anon gets it :3
>>549596725I mean, even in even right now I've started to care less and less about blue sparks and more about distance sparks in Unity (except of course for Long Uma's) since even without Stam or Power parents I'm able to get to the stat line I want for any given Uma. I care more about distance and white sparks since with a lot of Uma's the bursts are nice but a lot of the times gives you no skills for your running style or aptitude you're building for. Like my Mile Oguri being given only Med distance skills from bursts.
>>549595894tama when she sees my penis
>>549596957Wouldn't that stamina be enough only for sprints? Unless she has recovery skills too then maybe she could do miles.
>>549596879the bot isnt gonna make better aces for you
>>549596945I ran her a lot against a mix of shared training partners from our club. I did that to gauge stam requirements as well. She usually places against the wave of ends.>>549596952I had to cut corners... I am still saving up hint books to make her skill more affordable...
>>549597035Getting Goldship to 1200 is actually not easy for non paypigsEven Taishin is easier
>>549596879the absolute state of goldshitters
>>549597103Only things she has available are Preferred Position and Hydrate. She also needs "low" stamina to activate her unique so...
>>549596835Why am I erect >>549596879Just read the read me
>>549596957I would put her in sprint but>>549597103If you have her at potential 5, she has gourmand and can do mileBut Perfect Prep IIRC is a cheap good gold for sprint only
>>549594937thanks!
>BOT BOT BOT BOTWhy are you niggers here if you don’t wanna play the game?
>>549596957TT I assume? Given how hard it is to find enough damn sprinters I'd put her there, even if her stam is a bit excessive. The instant speed gain is better the shorter the race.
>>549597094>tama when she sees my penis>Tama: "My penis is huge compared to yours anon-kun, such a cute little itty bitty penis you have"
I hope I never get in to a club with Ticketfag.
>>549597240CRY ABOUT IT LMAO
>>549597205>ryanfag
>>549597240the game is the worst part about uma musume
>>549596835>didn't make it in
>>549597246Yeah, team trials or a potential future CM, i dunno if there's sprint CMs.
>>549597196In her case, "low" means <70%You'll get it every time even with generous recovery skills.
>>549596829big cause true>>549596835horse pussy...
>>549596829Its truuu
>>549597264I have a club called BNW and you're in it!
ITS HAPPENING
>>549596835yoo i'm in the screencap
Nice they drop the Arima Kinen C-KAMEN RIDER DRIVE!!??
>>549597504I really want mango peak
do you all also abandon runs when your cards stop showing up in the desired stat? i just had a run where my 4 speed cards just decided to never show up in speed and i just didnt like it i felt like the game was wasting my time and i just gave it up
>>549597264You better not be talking shit about based DAHBY anon. He’s funny, cute, even nice sometimes and has the highest effort per shitpost of the whole thread. If you’re not then I don’t know or care who you’re talking about.
>>549597216It requires <= 70% HP, you're fine for everything except maybe the 1km sprint race. The bigger problem is your fucking wit, bro. TT umas need to trigger skills, you can't expect a special ed uma like her to score points. Sprinters and milers should have 500 minimum.
>>549597504REAL????
huh i didnt know ksb gave spurt?
>>549597504I hope the new Tazuna dates involve sex
Running the triple crown on Cafe is like reading two different timeline stories at the same time. Similar to Nice Nature's career.>we're skipping the classics while you build up confidence health>but actually we ARE running the classicsI think running the TC with her, any of the TCs really, is generally a mistake. She already has a 10 goal career + it's highly advised to run 2 extra long races to get the highest reward from her secret event. 12 races is on the high end for an ace run. Adding satsuki and derby brings her total to 14 + another long for every one she doesn't win. While True Way of Kings WOULD be even more soulful than it is on Teio, I think it's gonna cause too many lackluster finishes along the way.
>>549597662If an ace run is dead it can become a spark run. If it's too fucked to be a spark run it can be a banner run. If it's too fucked for that at least race your trainee to death so you can salvage some monies/fans out of it.
>>549597784You get mega random skills when you burst blue orbs depending on your A aptitudes, you can get lucky like this
>>549595374>Both Rice and Super CreekWhat are you even doing?
>>549597843neat
>>549597731I thought it was 1k wit for tt horses
>>549597662I swear umas start diving after a lossHad a run going normal, up until she got blocked Then she got blocked again, again, and then again When a run feels like it's souring, I'll dropI make enough fans from parent runs, I don't have fun with loser runsIf Riko shows up well after the new year, I'll gamble on top row and drop off it fails. >>549597662
>>549596835not gonna liei probably would horse pussy
>>549597240I simply removed the worst part of the game (brain-dead career grind)I'm very much still playing the game
Angling on Oguri? Y/N
>>549595190They were below our quota>>549595376>30m is not a comfy quotaJust play the gameI do 40-50m while simultaneously playing JP umaJust play the game
>>549598034Kevin
>>549598020so this is how HIV and AIDS spread to humans
>>549597662turn off your brain and convert fail run into fan run for Danchouyou can use this opportunity to abuse your uma with high risk training too :D
hehe "TT" horses haha "Titty" horses haha
>>549598034You're better off making Oguri an end closer, pulse is still the best ult in the game.
Where Winds Meet is EOS so I'm back here
>>549598083>train exclusively sprinters>five times a day>get kicked for not making quotanyo
>>549598241Didn't that just launch?
>>549598241Uma Musume will be EOS as well when MANT drops in a couple months
>>549598126is what it isi am what i am
>>549598316Well I'd better hurry up and make another thousand jiggies then.https://jiggie.fun/sakuradayhttps://jiggie.fun/sakuraday
>>5495982964 hour mant, might as well be EOS
>>549598126>believing the CIA cover storyBet you think kung flu came from bat soup, too
*coughs blood*The medium S struggle continues...
>>549597662if she loses hopeful stakes + first unity race I glue and start again
>>549598438>go in>rotate your jiggynothing personel kids
>>549596639easy edit
>>549598523Fair is fair
>>549598296nothing wrong with it desucontent in 2 days and it has a little maint today
>>549598505My fuarking image...
>>549598134Paizuri.
>>549598546id fuck the shit outta cafelong black hair is hot and she has cute eyes
>>549598445>CIA cover storyelaborateis the cover story that some schmuck in africa fucked an actual monkey? what's the real story then? that it's manufactured in a lab like how covid is?
>>549598589lmao I can already see a disaster here
Would the MLB Spechud be better or worse than any other option for a late surger Brian? Yes, I luckshitted MLB Biko.
>>549597504they will eventually going to have Tazuna to be a trainee right?
>>549597996If you're a whale sure, but 1k is pretty deep into diminishing returns. A f2p that's just trying to retain would get better results by racing a few times for SP or putting some turns into a luxury stat like guts than going all the way up to 1k. I took a peak at my squad and they're mostly in the 650-850 range. I need to use parfaits, but I always retain.
>>549596835i just found the full image of the albino mare
>>549598612HIV is man made as control population for Africa, the same way there is control population for blacks in america. You ever wonder why they keep at 13% despite their huge amount of breeding?Umamusume pretty derby.
>>549598662>using an LB1 SR over literally anything elseanon, I....
>>549598762I am not very smart, you see.
Sopping wet horse pussy.
One day...
>>549598847would
>>549598602ass striker
>BNW is a forced meme (Biwa is the only one with more than one G1 win, the other two are jobbers)>Tachyon is a forced meme (muh Phantom Triple Crown is pure cope hypothetical, and muh breeding stud despite only having one good kid out of a thousand)>Golden Generation is a forced meme (the 5 never once ran together in the same race, and King was a jobber who only got her sole G1 win after entering an entirely different distance category from the rest)>Aston Machan is a forced meme (treated like the hidden rival to Daisca and Vodka that died too soon, when she was a fucking sprinter who couldn’t even compete in the same races as them)I’m starting to feel like Japanese horseracing just makes shit up a lot of the time for the sake of painting a good narrative, even if it’s not true
>>549599072>He doesn't believe the tales of Nipponese horse racing loremasters
>>549596879https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-Server
>>549599072Horse racing is the WWE of Japan.
BRICKED
>>549599072Welcome to human entertainment, where we can make elaborate stories out of the mundane things we see and observe. How would you like to be entertained?
>>549599072I bet you think historical documentaries are all true
>>549598742a better example is lymes disease. You could also cite the ticks who prevent you from eating red meat.
>>549599072>BNW is a forced meme
Falco...
>>549599072Fortunately, I don't care about horses at all (because they aren't pretty humanlike girls).
Today, I will avenge you /uma/dacchis. Turd Queefs are going DOWN.
>anons here would fuck legit horse pussyi dunno what i expected but this is probably within the realm of what i expected here
>>549599072DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>549599072umamusume kinda skews this because every horse in this game is a noteworthy one but the vast majority of horses never win a race, let alone a graded one“just” having a single g1 like means the horse is exceptional
it's NOT a horse pussyit's literally just a normal, young, fit, attractive female pussy with ears and tails
>>549598728Post it. I have morning wood and is currently interested in some freshly shaved hors pussy
Does anyone have that youtube documentary of horse mating that showed the horse pussy up close squirting and pissing
>>549599326*coughs*
>>549599465
>>549599072The only horse nobody lies about is gold ship.https://youtu.be/qgz821c0AVg?si=X_DBvvShgjtedotQ>The actual dirt flying up from under his hooves when he starts his spurt
>>549599465KWAB
>>549599362https://litter.catbox.moe/zcr4eca0ays16x2r.jpg
>>549588380Scarlet SHOULD'VE had the alt instead of Spechud
TEiO WEEKS TO CRUSMAS
>>549599465>beat the beastBUT>lost to microvagina>rando uma in rudolf's team wins>lost to hag pussy
>>549599465It's okay you defeated Oguri it's not as humiliating now
>>549599294that's not falco... that can't be right... that girl looks insanely cute compared to falco... what?
>>549599465>golshi in medium would've won in long
>>549599331What do you expect from a gacha game general? AKfags want to fuck cancer patients, Nikkefags want to fuck robots, baggots like preteen girls, why do you expect anything different from /uma/?
>>549599465RAPED
>Iron Will never procs against bignig suzu lobbyWell fuck me I sure hope nobody brings a Suzuka
>>549599072Yeah, it's basically marketing for breedingIt's not like we don't do it here in the States, that's all fantasy football is
>>549596639>>549598546
>>549596957>>549597002Of course...oh well. new star for the sprint team.
Is there a way to permanently delete characters from the game? I want to never see that ugly bitch Taishit ever again.
>>549599631I put her in Long but I forgot to disable auto-team...
>>549599732>Taishin biggest fan title user
>>549599636I might be misremembering but I don't remember bote generals and /gfg/ fucking gun barrels
>>549599636I dunno but wanting to stick their peen in a horse puss is what it is i quess
>>549599753cute
>>549599518>The only horse nobody lies about is gold shipBro, he's not actually from Planet Golgol
>>549599465It always stings when your trainee is the one responsible for the jobbing
Please say something nice about them.
>>549599753Hot Brownie is so pretty
>>549595374we made it bros, its that easy
>>549599753How would Riko react if I told her I wanted to creampie Little Cocon for 36 hours straight and that she can watch?
>>549599995
>>549598706No it will be a completely different character named minoru but whenever she dissapears tazuna shows up
>>549599970Adorable puntable creatures. I want to see Doto's X3 face as she flies across a football field.
>>549600119banned from tracen academy
how do we solve the bignig Suzuka problem in Scorpio cup?
>>549600196They will have to include her accidentally messing up her disguise if she appears too often, as if she didn't have time to change back into her cover up
>>549599532...would.
>>549600291i thought she was butt picking
>>549599258Grass told me the Japanese ones were real..
>>549591497I just want you to know anytime i see a fagnon say 'tranny', I assume youre a flaming closet homosexual.t. female trainer because I assumed like grub I'd have an avatar and my name is fem so havent changed
>barely get any bubbles the entire run>lose UnityFucking retarded game
>>549599465>RAPED by White Lightning>RAPED by the "17" year old super car>Jobbed to Umamusume CIt's over. Riko's gonna win and turn Tracen into a dictatorship
>>547793331here you go
>>549600513Skill issue
>>549600513u rike your slot machine?
>>549600551Amazing job!
>>549600481hey uid?? Sex????
>>549600481now now anon, if there was a player avatar there'd be fanart of them.
>>549600551basedesucan you add tamamo to the queue
>>549600612gonna guess SEA since you couldn't infer i clearly stated I was not actually female. >>549600674well yeah, like I said though I knew it was a game by cygames and I once played grub, wasn't that much of a jump to assume
>>549600096She's looking kind of dumb bro
>>549598706>>549600196>one of Tachyon’s experiments opens up a portal in time>two Umas fall out, named Tokino Minoru and Northern Taste, respectively>whole event story where we try to reopen the portal to get them back home, in the meantime showing them the future of Uma racing and having them participate>have a few choice lines with Tazuna and Akikawa respectively, and during gameplay they get twice as much bond training with them compared to other umas
I'm gonna adore those alright
>>549600782its ok i believe in her
>>549599532this will be good material for tomorrow
>>549600196>for some reason can't use the tazuna pal card if you train her
>>549600674who is the Djeeta of Umu musume
>>549600551Ur making these?
Why the FUCK can I not get a good cafe when I can consistently get s rank Uma otherwise? The stats are just NOT showing up for her.Does anyone have a guide/suggestions on what to do? I’m running 3 Spd 1 pow/stam and Riko
Anyone able to train a good pace special week for this cm with the sweep bot? The bot nailed Taishin and Goldship but I'm not getting any good special weeks.
>>549600551my friend would like you to add Kawakami to the queue
>>549600771Sexxxxxx!!!!!!!
MAMBO RABU
All these great skill hints, but no Long S.
nice
>>549600909yes newbwo he makes them
>>549600928What is a pick up the pencil equivalent for botters
>>549600708>>549600981i will add them to the backlog>>549600909indeed i do
>>549599518>all the horses swing out wide as fuck on the final corner and golshi just schmooves on through the inner railJust like CM5...
>>549601357Please add my daughter taishin to the queue as well!
>>549601357what's the current backlog?
>>549601357Can we get a sweep
H-Hot.
>>549600886Me
Why is there a copypasta for dolphin pussy but not uma pussy?
fucking top cunn in the pussy
>>549601520
>>549600771yeah but that's my point. there's tons of art of gran and djeeta. Gran is front and center in most promotional art, main character of the anime, and Djeeta is there in most posters and cgs as well. Umamusume though? It's all honses. And the anime, Torena San isn't present in the promotional posters for all 3 seasons and RTT. It wasn't until new era that the old retired trainer appears tiny in the corner, and cingrey with the cabby hat guy. You shoulda been able to infer the lack of a player character from their near nonexistence in series promotion.
>>549601539I'm team fat belly, who are you choosing?
>>549601521i dont think i believe you
>>549601597How they reuse that animation in seemingly random moments will never not be funnyMind you that it fits here obviously, but it looks so silly
>>549601520>>549601597Love this retard
I have no (competitive) aces for the next CM and I must scream.
WHAT CARD SET DO I RUN CAFE WITH
>>549601604you're assuming i knew anything about the game itself - i didn't. I assumed id quit after blowing free rolls. Only thing i knew about all of uma msume was even though i really liked suzu in 2016, i still dropped after 6ep
likely skill issue but i'm feeling very miserable trying to build any end closer not named gold ship, her runs go so well but then i try maya or rudolf and they go full dum dum
Uma that would play Warhammer 40k with me?
>>549601883Honestly Hishi Amazon is comfy
>>549601871Manhattan. If you use any other card then she won't have her whole name and your game will glitch.
>>549601604KanColle, Idolm@ster, and a whole other plethora of gacha games that focus on the player collecting girls/other characters exist and do not have the player avatar/stand-in in promotional material. However unlike in Granblue where they're a character with a name for each gender and art for whatever classes they have, the player avatar is mostly up to interpretation, hence why it's only in fanart you'll see the trainer actually being depicted and it's usually with different traits (although certain series have some common agreed upon depictions like the "P-head" for idolm@ster). If I had to cite a major difference between Umamusume and other similar girl collecting gacha games, it's that in event stories in Umamusume the player/trainer doesn't seem to be a character at all and focuses only on the girls, while in other gacha games the player is as much of a character in the events as they are in that game's main story. Then again umamusume seems to have a very loose continuity.
>>549601891Nakadashi Fiesta
>>549601891air shakur
Arima Kinen Round 2 out of 3 is finished. Went from 3 million to a whopping 5 million votes so far. Seems most of the top 20 isn't going though so we'll probably have enough room to get horses like Admire Terra, Seiun Hades, Mystery Way, etc. to enterhttps://jra.jp/news/202512/120403.html
>misclicked sr sweep's 1st event
>>549601891Zenno Rob Roy, Gold Ship, Daiwa Scarlet if you manipulated her into wanting to win at it
liek if u cry everytim
>update
>>549602012My hobo wife
my automaton magic is undetectable
>>549602051just imagine you got agemasen'd
I'm throwing a tenner on Kawakami banner before she leaves. If she doesn't come home then so be it
>>549602049is this some classic 4channel internet poll rigging? marble cake also the game? oh boy my favorite.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A CAREER YOU FUCKS
WHO IS THAT UMAMON!
>>549602153I kinda dunno what to do now that I have so much free time
>>549602147pregnancy gambing with nakadashi fiestaunprotected creampies every single day for the thrill of it
>>549599518>>549601408Fucking lol. Japanese horse racing is wit game.>>549599913Goldship needs to produce his long form birth certificate.
>>549602049>5 million votesThat's like 5% of adult Nips. Crazy how popular keiba is there.
6155037665568666Scorpio room, would appreciate if you brough Taiki (I heard she's the strongest this CM).
>version update>please download the new one from jewgle prayAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T KILL MY RUN DON'T KILL MY RUN
>>549602049Expected runners. We'll definitely be seeing Admire Terra, and there's also Shin Emperor and Byzantine Dream. The field already looking quite different from JC.https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1998609115807957275
>>549601453>>549601474sure>>549601459>tickezo>tmo>ntr>hishi amazon>fuji>palmer>doto>tazuna>chrono>tamamo>kawakami
>>549602231Big Hat
>>549602551Where's everyone's favorite umamusume, Matikanefukukitaru...
So how many fillies does it take to fill out two junior fillies?
>>549602664And everyone's favorite dog...
>>549602346yeah she'll be pretty strong. Needs 10 medium sparks but you'd usually bring that many to push for med S anyway.
>>549602551Cute Chrono
>>549602801Thats a boy...
>>549601891hows this even a question
horse pussy...
>Rice gives me one rainbow the entire runShit ass villain
Is it even worth trying to farm out new 9* lines in URA right now, or should I just wait for MANT?
>>549602756She's currently in a jiggie
>>549602551>>549602869Most kissable Uma
>>549602938Based
>>549603201trying to farm for 9* period is a bad idea, let the luckgods bless you when they bless you
>>549603136
>>549602057Imperium, Orkz, Eldar
>>549603356Enjoy your no affinity and shit whites.
>>549602938>You will never bond over your love for Luna with the God Emperor of Mankind
for people preparing for scorpio cup, when building pace chasers, do you need a wit card too? what's your deck like? i did some test run with like2spd 2power 1wit for taiki3spd 1power 1wit for other pace chaser and late surgersmy target stats line is 1200/800/1000/400/500i also use at least 2 or 3* spd spark to cap speed
who the fuck is Luna
>>549594903I already make 3 end and decide to go with 2. It seems like there's always one end that get so behind if I bring 3 of my own and it's usually mine.
>>549603356Sweep has blessed me with like 12 of them
>>549603538https://sailormoon.fandom.com/wiki/Luna_(anime)
>>549603457i have like 5 usable enough 9* parents already desu, one of them even has 8* long entirely by coincidence and they all have okay whitesi'm speaking purely in terms of what's a good idea to do with your time with how luckbased parent grinding is. if you're going to do it, at least JUST worry about good white sparks and affinity rather than grinding out a minor amount of stat points, 8* is way easier to get than 9* and not really that much worse>>549603591proud of you(r bot) anon
>>5496035262 speed 1 power 1 riko 2 wit seems like a good combo
>>549603526inherit power. 3 speed 2 wit and riko. Bring Spechud as one of your speed cards to gamble your run's viability on whether or not she gives you Gourmand.
I think Rudolf is cringe.
Are umas rich?
>>549588447*inhales*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>549602664>>549602756i legitimately forgot they were requested beforemy bad
>>549603274
>>549603675Some of them, like Halo and Dia, are. Others like Tamamo and Kawakami are dirt broke.
Building my aces finally. What's best for this cup?
Stayer Stakes Y2 is funny. Nobody has anywhere near enough stamina so if you have like 600 and a recovery you win by like 5x distance.
>yet another 3* speed spark that I don't need
>>549603684I think she's made a good point. Let's all gather and discuss this further.
>>549603759I want to molest her ears
>>549589673The only uma that has a melty if you don't win the triple crown is fraudvere
>>549590423Need a girl like this.
I love Seiun Sky's cloud-rimmed shoes. They are the best shoes so far.
>>549603356Bro, I have nothing for 9* parents yet. I'm getting giga fucked by RNG.In a way it's a small mercy since I don't know who I should be trying to get my first 9*s from, or who should be my first set of grandparents without voiding out potential umas I'll want to actually use for trials and CM aces, and whatnot. Game's hard, and affinity makes it hell.
I hate every single one of you.
>>549604247Anon wouldn't say this...
they removed the homescreen decorationsEoS soon
How do I make S rank umas in aoharu cup? I need a retard guide.
>>549604247Taishin would say this.
>>549603538Symboli Rudolf was called “Luna-chan” before he got sold to the Symboli ranch.It’s because he had a funny moon on his forehead.
>>549604247Someone came to horse pussy for your entertainment and you hate them?
>>549603356>getting a lead on stats is..... le bad
>>549604247ok John
>>549588551stallions can't wear bloomers
>Long S>Angling>Head-On>Prof of Curvature >Prepared to Pass>still gets overtakenITS JUST NOT FAIR
So basically my options are>Run top option, lose, brick run>Run middle option, facilities don't increase fast enough, brick run
>>549604247You'll get over it.
>>549604465You can run top and still get bricked facilities because you lost the unity training gamba.
>>549604453>doesnt even record the actual finishyou were just that heartbroken huh
>>549604535Yeppers
oguribros...
>>549604367it's always better to have 1171 speed than 1170 speed but it's more that the time invested to reward ratio is wack if you value your time at all
>>549604453i feel like Teto started her spurt late. you sure she had enough stam?
>>549604621Oguri and City’s friendship is really cute.
>>549604453I did this comparison in my spreadsheet of the various endgame speeds of each style and the distance lead they need to beat an end closer. It's damn near impossible to beat and end closer on longs. You either need a daiwa zoop or an instant NSM proc AND the ends need to get unlucky.
>>549604453that's what you get for not committing to the triple late surge gamble
>>549603868neither. lates have no chance
Why the fuck did Cyjews make a successful run entirely dependent on the 1% chance of actually proccing a pink spark this is quite possibly the worst game mechanic in the history of game mechanics
>Do undefeated careers>Shitty A level umas not even close to A+>Get fucking blocked, shit up race placements so bad you forget about the fan requirement for other races you wanted to enter to make up for it and had to skip those too because your prior races were just that bad>Get A+ halfway to Afuck this game
Is my Leo ace good enough for Scorpio?
>>549604843A+ halfway to S..
Goodnight trainersRemember to marry and reproduce with your trainees
>>549604684Yeppers she proc her 2 recoveries and with 1k stamina and no rushed >>549604734Long cups is so unfair. I'm pretty sure the ends this match were even unlucky and started their accel late.
>>549604828Just get double circle affinity. It's legit a cheat code.
>>549603759smooch
help
>>549604952but I want the director
>>549605064Have you tried pressing the bubbles
>>549590214dunno if I'm too late but I'm here
>>549605075Marry and reproduce with your trainee.
>late surgery > end goslingers for scorpioumachat is this umatrue?
>1.2k/900/800/400/400>800/1000/800/550/400Which one should I throw as my third? It's golshis from random runsIf I can't make Biwa work, and I will throw one of these two if Biwa won't make itLine up is Spe/Scarlet/_____CAM ON BIWA
Gold Ship is a based horse. There I said it.
>>549604465I mean, how bad is your team really? How many ringers do you have?Tazuna doesnt know what she's talking about. She grades your chances based on the average of all 3 team members on each distance type, but this isnt TT where the strength of your whole team is important. Your team is as strong as its strongest members. At the very least your trainee should have a solid chance of winning her race, and it looks like you have a decent chance of winning sprint. The odds are probably against you, you still have a chance. Your odds of drawing are decent, but thats just marginally less worse than a loss.>TL;DRNothing I just above matters though, your analysis is correct. Picking middle for the first race isnt that bad, but for an ace run you need to aim higher. Always pick top for ace runs. You still have a chance at winning, and the silver lining for bricking your run early is that just delete your run early and get more free time in your life.
>>549605179First golshi can win but may not surviveSecond golshi will survive but will not win
I've learned the art of racing on a shit turn, now my ace runs are fan runs.
hmm nyo i'll still run late
Trainer and trainee relationship should be strictly professional. It is absolutely disgusting to try and fuck middle schoolers.
>>549605006I have base 153 affinity plus a bunch extra from shared races in my lineage.
Holy fucking shit Rob Roy's race outfit makes her boobs look BIGGER
>>549605179You too?Why is it so hard to turn big head into an ace?
Raisu
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>549605334Id say fuck riko but im pretty sure she would die during penetration
What's the actual benefit to making it to rank 5?
>>549605592+50 instead of 30 stats
>>549605628You mean my team stats? So there's no difference as long as I beat Riko in the end?
>>549605319Just don't buy any skills until the end of the runStats didn't make it? Buy skills that could be useful as a grand/parent, it's a parent runStats made it? Buy the skills an ace needs, it's an ace run
>>549605535*breaths in*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>549605762what if i need skills to prevent a run from getting bricked
>>549605762kek same
You guys ever think that it'd be really cool if someone invented a search engine that we could ask it questions and it'd have all the answers for us?
>>549605783
You ever think it'd be cool if you SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>549605762But bwo my affinity
I don't know why Kitasan never shows up during Speed training, I don't know if I'm dojng something wrong...
>>549605727yeppers
>>549605775 forgot the pic
>>549593351sent an email
>special week is a late surger in granblue>defaults to late surger in unity cup>unique is more consistent and better as a late surger>card gives late surger savvy and outer swell>>>>>>gourmand is one of the best and most accessible pace chaser recoverieswhy
>>549605989haha it's funny because she's fat
>Triple rainbow>Fail training>Triple rainbow>Fail trainingJust gave my third career in a row sorry Danchou
this game is fucking dog shit
>>549606076trainer diff
>>549605989she makes funny faces
>>549606076Your Kitasan?Your Bakushin?Your Biko?
>>549606076impressive
Has anyone's pace chaser won in libra cm lobbies? Feels I'm wasting my borrows instead of training a third end.
>>549606076relax
WEY!
>>549606157Yes. But like 1/15 races.>Daiwa>Angling and Scheming>Duty of Dignity Calls
>>549605727>You mean my team stats?No he meant the bonus, not the actual stats of your team members themsleves. You get a bonus to all your team members stats for unity races based off of your ranking.So there's no difference as long as I beat Riko in the end?Yes.Well not quite, you still get and additional +1 or +2 (IDK which) to all of your trainees stats for winning the top race instead of the middle. Also I think your team mates might get a slightly larger stat buff as well but IDK for sure. However this late into the career that isnt that big a deal, if your facilities arent already pretty good by now its over anyway.Generally the consensus is that it isnt worth the risk if you can already get to rank 5 by beating middle.
>>549606214WEI WEIIIIII
>>549606157only once and i was pace promoted, had double S, triggered highlander and straight descent at the optimal times, and still nearly lost to a gold ship
You guys are fucking retarded.
Scary...
HELPCOCOON RAPED MEI'M NOT EVEN HER TRAINER WHAT THE FUCK
>>549604453>tried using the Teio that I trained for fun during the time CM5 was still going on and when I didn't know anything about CM6 yet>no long S>no angling>no NSM>she wins >3:00.8It's another cup where the first attempt that I do is the best one huh
>>549606410You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
>>549606076dont try to force in power cards if you cant reliably max out speed and meet stamina goal at the same time
I can accept losing to turf queens but this is just stupid sometimesIt's all double circles lmao
>Grass and another uma leading by a couple lengths in the final corner>Opera and sweet Doto are 3rd/4th>dueling mechanic kicks in for both of them>Opera and sweet Doto literally turned it into a two-horse race and blitzed past Grass before Doto just slightly edged out a winUnfortunately Doto wasn't in the lead in the final corner so I didn't get her special announcer lines but it was still pretty fun
!!!
>>549606571pace daiwa right?
>>549606571Explode
>>549605853Then you need to pull on more support banners.Assuming you have been saving for Kitasan, this should stop being a problem for you soon.But yeah, until then if you need to buy the skills to win then do it.Also the one exception to this is recoveries when training for long or medium. I always buy 1 gold recovery before the Kikuka Sho even if I have to buy it for full price.
>First turn>Tap facilities to see who's there>Registers as double tapI'm gonna give up
>>549604621>>549604721
>>549606571Ah yep, that's going to be bricked in a few turns
i just lost a CM room to a guy running triple front runners, ask me anythingthe seiun that won had 1070 speed btw
>>549606157I think the biggest gaslight of this CM was that pace was better than late surgers
>>549606571Time for your speed cards to never go on speed and spirit bursts to never appear with your speed on speed
>>5496065710 senior spirit bombs0 senior double/triple/quad rainbows
>>549605989>late surger in granbluewhat does that mean?
>>549605989No idea :)
>>549595403here you go
>>549606671Well who's the other two? Blorbo? SMaru?
>>549606806the uma and granblue fantasy crossover is a triple unit of suzuka/teio/spechudsuzuka has a status called Front Runner, teio gets Pace Chaser, spechud gets Late Surger
>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprived>Sleep deprivedThis game is such fucking garbage
I want to rape Spechud
>>549606848the other two were scarlet and, of all things, front runner super creek
BRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBIDI DOPIN YEA YEA SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBIDI DOBIN YEA YEA
>>549606437Wanted to do a new one with the same cards but I realized it was a highroll. Goddamn
>>549606076>Medium + Long Straightaways
>>549606645Oguri Cap (as in dunce) is the gyaru whisperer…
scorpio cup protip to all newbros you have yet to run in medium CMsyou actually need the same (if not more!) stamina &golds than long cms due to evil nature debuffsanyone who tells you otherwise is gaslighting
>>549607032Murmur will never proc against a bignig lobby because she'll never fulfill the blocking requirements.
>>549606943>front creekdid she use the FOVdebuff
>>549607082my maya and neicha are ends THOUGH (im bringing 3 ends)
>>549607085nah, dazzling disorientation is pace chaser only
>>549607032hell yeah it's time for the 1200+3 gaslight
>>549606935Glass...
>>549607082everyone will bring a neicha and they'll proc it off each other
>>549607172if you don't bring a neicha only 1 of them can block the other and it'll be pretty safe.
>>549607134>>549607172speaking from of my experience, I'm using Iron Will as recovery for this CM (as 3 ends) and it never procs beyond early race if Suzuka is on the lobby
>>549607172I'm bringing Natie as an ace though
>>549607306then they're proccing off of you silly
New free Machitan cursor just droppedhttps://x.com/pixloen/status/1998680168551034942
Holy fuck today's seed is bad. I've given up on five runs in a row due to every reason in the book: randomly job at unity, fail several low percentage trainings, lose career races for no reason, night owl plus triple mood downs, zero good inspirations. I was considering pigging out on one of the limited packs at the last minute, thank you Cygames for bringing me to my senses.
>>549607551Mambo
>>549606571Do I do it???
>>549607604Yes. Feels like you wasted your run with those stats
>>549607604No
>>549607604it's glue either way
>>549607604>Robbed out of 6,7 and 69This doesn't look like a successful training bro
>>549606157The problem with Pace is that on top of not gassing out, they need to get lucky Pace in order to compete.That additional hurdle just tanks their win rate. In a lobby with no fronts and exactly 1 pace chaser, that pace chaser will have about the same odds of winning as any of the other uma in the lobby. However if you run an end closer instead, then you dont have to care about lobby conditions.The one exception to that is if you do the rabbit tactic, a pace or front with NSM on the same team as a big nig Suzie to set them up can actually perform quite well. Possibly better than Goldship. However I don't think its strong enough to merit not running 3 aces.>>549606671Triple front will always be strong. Its just that you HAVE to be a whale to make it work on a CM like this, and even then, the training is probably still pretty hard.>>549606943Front Creek makes a lot of sense on a 3 front team in long.
>>549607807>Front Creek makes a lot of sense on a 3 front team in long.huh, can you explain your reasoning for this, i really want to know what makes certain team comps/uma choices work so well
>>549607604I just realized raisu didnt proc maestro. Its so fucking over. Why even bring cards if the events arent guaranteed???? Fuck this shit I'm uninstalling
>>549592231622085345043
>>549607964nta but how do you check member profiles on doxxgenesis when they're out of club anyway
>>549607889she can't ult if she's first, so making sure she's not 1st by having other fronts works, I guess. For accels she probably just hope for a NSM proc or something. At worst she won't gas outbeing front is important because then she creates a conga line to push your real front aces up and the enemy horses back to gapnta and purely theorycrafting btw
>>549606092>>549606123>>549606142>>549606205>>549606469>>549607028
>>549608252>>549608252>>549608252>>549608252>>549608252
>>549608221You're killing your chances of winning by making her late instead of surge for CM6
>>549608221erm is this for scorpio
>>549608270Instead of end closer I meant. Whoops was reading slick surge when I posted
>>549608270>late instead of surgeNaruhodo
>>549607889nta but fronts will spot struggle with each other and push themselves up at the cost of burning extra stam
>>549607889Because in a lobby with lots of fronts she can reliably activate her Ult as a front, and her ult is really strong for Long races.Although, now that I look at its conditions again, I forgot that it had phase random as a condition (which means if she happens to be in first at the wrong time shes fucked), so its not quite as reliable as I thought when I made that post, but still good.The problem with Front Creek, is that with only a D in front, she has to use a lot of front sparks, which in turn makes it a lot harder to get Long S. However if you DO get Long S then she's fine. Its just like the 3 front strategy as a whole, its not bad, its just REALLY hard to build. IDK why anyone would do it when they could just make a 3 End team, that will be just as strong, but take SIGNIFICANTLY less time and effort.
does any anon know the name of the artist that drew the paywalled super creek post posted 2 threads ago
>>549605175Yes, spurt is useless and late has better chance to proc both mejiro's
