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The Grifter Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/post-207811

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://www.deadfrag.com/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

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>>558347595
I kneel to Gunman builders.
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How the fuck did I just get killed THROUGH my Cheat Death?
It wasnt Venator either, it was just a fucking bebop tagging me with his laser for a fraction of a second.
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>400 games played
>Lane partner says its his 3rd game
Here we go again
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What the FUCK is his problem
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>>558347884
His hair and hat are at the wrong angle and it makes him look like he's balding
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Drifter is just evil Wolverine
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>>558356549
who?
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>jew against me
>I lose the game
Benjamin Netanyahu is sending IDF soldiers to make sure I don't rank up
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>end of february
>Apollo still insanely broken
When they will nerf that cunt?
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Hey retard that said SoP was bad on Haze a few months ago because your god streamer wouldn't ever buy it, where you at? Seems he buys it???? Crazy how it works like that huh
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>>558348778
Installing this game right now.
Hope I get you as my teammate.
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>One of the weakest characters in the game
>56% win rate
>The strongest character in the game
>43% win rate
Explain this, deadtards.
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Sex with Venator
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>>558373369
this but replace the cigar with my dick
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>>558373221
weaker characters generally have higher wr's because the people who do play them are more skilled on them
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>>558354030
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reminder thats chuds lost and wokeoids and trannies won
this game is not for you
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What are expectations for Slork/Fathom?
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>>558373647
won what
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>2/3/34 rem game into alchemist III
lets fucking go bros
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>>558373686
To never be added to the game
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reminder that matchmaking is bugged and fugged
give me the rank ups I have earned yoshi
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>>558373369
Based
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>>558373704
the culture war
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>>558373704
The hockey silver.
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Reminder not to ignore shitlow retards with their "build" suggestions
Probably the same faggots spamming porn
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>>558373369
Calm down, Drifter.
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New hero designs fucking suck, it's all glitter faggotry or 50 cliches stacked on top of eachother.
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>>558373870
what cliche is the drifter and doorman doe
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>>558373870
Saying this like Grey Talon ain't the most heya-hoya spirituality ghost bow archer elderly native american sage nigga in the whole cast
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>>558353901
fucking based
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>>558373728
teammate rem builds pillownuke, goes 1/5/3 and uses his sleep twice throughout the whole game
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When the fuck are they going to add a surrender option? I'm tired of waiting 30 minutes+ for my designated rape curb stomp game to finish, don't other MOBAs have one?
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>>558373704
The Game
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>>558374029
only league afaik.
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>>558373987
cant believe the horse puked in the petrol stop
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>>558373987
you forgot that he's also always solo pushing sidelanes and using little helpers on your side's sinners instead of the enemy ones, so he vacuums up all of the farm for your team and does fuck all with it

haha! epic rem style gameplay!
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>>558353901
billy is the goat
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>>558374029
/lolg/ might be more your speed
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>>558373942
>>558373984
>i have to put an asterisk next to everything i say
Drifter is just retarded
Doorman is cool
Grey talon is a fair remark, add him to the pile
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>>558373616
Characters like Calico. The fact Vindicta was the only "attractive" character in the game (IN CONCEPT, like Wraith from Apex Legends, she was a fucking ugly as sin potato head), until Mina. And even then they literally censored Vindicta's fucking feet because they couldn't handle internet banter. Characters like fucking McGinnis. Pocket being a they/them for literally no reason. A lot of the writing in places reeks of tumblr whore left leaning Pol-Sci pseud retardation, like Vindicta saying to Billy she's "dismantling an extremist neo-political movement". Yeah, very cool. Definitely written by a 26 year old.
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>>558374120
If you wanted the farm maybe you should have pushed the lane instead of letting a super minion grab it. Not going to let waves reach base just because your fat ass can't make it in time
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>>558373987
first fucking item healing rune stick to my lane partner like a fly on shit then whizz around everyone else as the game coalesces spiritmaxxing jacks the healing to fuck everyone and their dog gets a fren attached to them nova popping off constantly guardian ward for days pillows everywhichway nuking the shit out of assists to come ults shit down everyone's throats wherever the opportunity for a pounce arises holy moly lmfao what a blast
>commend all participants afterwards
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>>558374227
what is retarded about drifter? what cliche is he infringing upon? he's a hobo vampire with big ass claws. that's obviously city gangrel from VTM but way more visually distinct. it's a top class design desu
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>>558374076
not a moba but surrender also exists in china rivals
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>tonight, only...9 commandments will have to do.
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>>558373870
Lets see...
>Silver
Pretty good and fitting one to fill the waifu quota.
>Rem
Fun and fitting lighter tone character with cool design and good lines.
>Graves
Yeah, she's kinda unappealing. Too Disney for my tastes.
>Venator
I think the glichee kinda works with him, especially when his kit is basic run'n gun brawler.
>Celeste
As a unicorn, the glitter works. Also, I think her design combining magic flashiness with more grounded carnie-look works well.
>Apollo
Token twink, but I think his kit looks cool. Also, I think having same school uniform as Graves kinda helps both of them stay more grounded to the setting.
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>>558374029
There are plenty of times I win games I should have lost and lost games I should have won. Stop trying to quit early because your lane wasn't so good. faggot.
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>>558374373
He's aping the guy who raped him behind applebees
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yeah this game is unplayable until yoshit addresses the silver/celeste problem

odds I play dota
evens I play halo MCC
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>>558373221
First you say who you're talking about so I can correctly call your bullshit
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>>558374076
>>558374174
I guess dota not having one means this won't either. I can sort of see why considering you can make comebacks, but if I'm getting completely raped from the start I'd rather save my time and just find another game
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I hope they stop adding new characters for a bit and focus on the jungle instead, current jungle is extremely boring and ugly, we need unique jungle camps and maybe an equivalent to the Drake/Herald from League.
>>558374120
Putting little helpers on ally sinners should instantly put you in low priority, go to the enemy double sinners you fucking coward.
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>>558374530
Looks like you are stuck in limbo until your soul is designated for obliteration
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>>558374241
I honestly wouldn't have installed if the game didn't have weirder ugly characters like Calico, Haze and Ivy. I want designs that are also memorable, not just lowest common denominator goon slop.
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The grifter and instead of killing people he invites them to his podcast
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>>558374120
If you want the slot machines, you should take them. I'm already all out of the enemy ones, and ours have been untouched for 7 minutes.
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>>558374457
I just had a game where every lost lane in under 10 minutes, all enemy walkers were up until 20+ minutes into the game, and the game still dragged on to 40 minutes. Sometimes there is just no chance of a comeback
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>>558374395
Venator smashed that wolfussy didn't he
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>>558374583
You can die like 4 times in lane and still turn things around, don't sweat it too much and just do what you can.
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>vindicta has tumblr whore left leaning pol-sci pseud retardation writing for saying she's dismantling an extremist neo-political movement
>checks lore
>literally burned at the stake by conservative WASPs during the salem witch trials
Ooookay then...
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>>558374373
retarded as in his gun hands make 0 sense to me
overall the old batch is less guilty of being cliched, the new batch is just fucked
>le werewolf
>le necromancer
>le sparkle performer whore
>le pastor
>le nepobaby twink
>le cutesy furnigger (not really a chiche but a token in mobas for some fucking reason)
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>>558374583
This is why I afk and use auto-click macro so I don't get kicked for afking. Haven't been banned yet.
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>>558374241
I think McGunnis is hot though
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>>558374642
zero is an even number however
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>>558374804
what makes it funnier is that the salem witch trials were overwhelmingly supported by older (25+) women who just wanted to see the young women done away with
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is deadlock on a controller comfy
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>>558374642
0 is an even number, retard

>>558374701
yeah that's great you fucking tumblr brained nigger retard, I bet your OC is a brown with a giant broken red nose and lips, spotted like a cow with vitiligo and a paraplegic, and you get so many upvotes

haze and ivy have literally nothing to do with what I said but I'm sure you fetishize Ivy because she has no breasts and you like to imagine the creature made of stone had a masectomy like your friend Stac- sorry almost deadnamed, Stefan
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>>558374995
N O
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>americans getting upset again when reminded that their entire history is filled with unhinged evil shit and "woke" responses to it
The no snowflake more fragile than an amerimutt conservatoid.
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>>558374804
I wish newfags weren't so fucking obnoxious.
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>>558375036
Can't wait for November
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>>558374395
>mfw don't care much for shipping but this pairing is actually kind of fun
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>>558375036
>owned by our race
pfffttt hahahahahhaa
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>>558374525
...that wasn't gabe...

>>558374883
gun hands aren't even cliched either
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I rush tesla bullets on this goon bait every game
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>>558374995
Nah. There's maybe couple heroes that I can imagine playing semi-proficiently with joysticks, but the aiming is too finessed.
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Why is some bunkerchan faggot shitting the place up?
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>>558375036
>waaah your history (and the entire universe) needs to revolve around brown people
no
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>>558374931
>>558375008
If 0 was even I would have made a lot more in Vegas, you're bullshitting me
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>the Doorman has begun his great work
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They did NOT like that post
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>>558374029
just int into their carry to end faster, not like my teammates werent doing that 20 minutes straight prior to me anyways
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Went from Seeker to Archon, and now my games are miserable. Please let me play with the other bots.
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>>558375362
yeah casino meme rules > science
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>>558375329
they were personally attacked in the last thread by an undirected comment and now they're spending their government funded time to shit the place up.
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>>558374883
>le le le le le
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUn4bBGnMjs
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>>558375341
Nobody said that, retard. The fact just is that civil rights movements are the bread and butter of american history and definitive in the formation of its culture, and Deadlock is an alt-history spin on east coast american culture. If you hate the idea of that, then you hate the very essence of Deadlock's setting and designs.
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>>558375542
hoes mad
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>You can change your name, but you can't change who you are Pocket
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Molesting troopers
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>>558375584
>"nobody said that"
>next sentence: "but it is though"
shut up
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>>558375631
>calls venator cliche

compared to what? seriously. he's not even a 1:1 copy of father grigori and everyone would have loved that anyway
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>>558375631
i chuckccept your sneedcession
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>>558374701
I agree. Not everything needs to be designed for the Korean/Chinese gachaslop audience. Part of the reason I hope that pile of shit Yamato redesign is fake.
I do think Calico could use another inch of hair or something on her forehead though.
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>>558375259
where mod
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>>558375458
Alternatively you can farm the jungle and actually try to use that money to make comeback.
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>>558375731
>"a proud conservative"
uhhhhh I don't know about all that I just want to genocide the jews and their golems and dark skinned bio-weapons until only the fair skinned races exist on earth
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I haven’t played since the game first came out. How’s Bebop? Is he still good, and most importantly, is he still fun?
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>>558375906
calm down seven
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>switch to vulkan
>disable upscalers
>game runs a billion times better
fucking valve
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>>558375974
echo shard into nuking the entire enemy team, true combo btw
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>>558375731
We don't sign our posts here
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>>558376008
Is Vulkan usable now? It would always chug when teamfights happened
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>>558375906
>whitey try not be a blood thirsty psychopath challenge: impossible
thank god you're on your way out.
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Who the fuck puts pronouns in a steam name
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yep here we go again.. another thread derailment by the usual suspects!
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>>558375259
>Graves after visiting the South Bronx
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how do you lane on Silver
the gun's fire rate is so slow that if you kill a trooper the enemy can deny the soul before you can shoot a second time
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>>558376221
the mentally ill, or people trying to follow the current thing (worse)
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>>558376225
>grr i want to murder and rape!!
>you're insane and a poorfag
>waaah im crying
Yawn. Pisslow faggot
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>>558376090
Runs better than dx11 for me and i have a njudea card, atleast i didn't notice my game turning into a slideshow during fights
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>>558374995
Hell no.
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>>558376221
look at who hes playing
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>>558376275
Either melee or shoot the creeps low and wait for your creeps to kill them then secure the soul
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>>558375731
there's a middle ground between going full MIGA and buying into project 1619 revisionism afro-centric bullshit
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>>558376275
don't shoot to kill and only shoot orbs/melee.
make it your lane partner's problem.
silver is played so frequently most people should know by now that she sucks ass at lane farming and does practically nothing against troopers with her slow ass gun.
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>>558376275
Its 2026 and you still havent learned how to melee the troopers.
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>>558376093
the tragic truth is that us whites are overflowing with empathy and find it a regrettable, sad reality that trying to live with you subhumans on the same planet is impossible and we've been pushed to this, but look how you speak with glee at the prospect of white genocide, it really says it all and reinforces why it has to be done
a world without whites will be a global favela, but I guess you prefer that to having constant living proof of your inferiority in front of your face
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>>558374995
unless you're that guy using 50 custom plugins, a 4-petal controller and gyro aiming on top, then no.
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>>558376386
and american evangelical cuckservatism nanny state shit is definitely not it lol
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>>558375702
There have been other civil rights battles besides brown people -related stuff in your history too, Jimmy-Bob. Also, you were the one bitching about 3 characters that you don't like existing in the roster of 40, then lying that I want every character be like those 3 because I said that they have a justified place existing in the roster. I really do hate talking to you conservamutts, because you can never tell how much of your inability to reason is caused by dishonesty and how much is just plain uneducated retardation.
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>>558376275
Play safe until you hit your ult powerspike and enjoy it because its the only part of the game where you're not complete dogshit.
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>>558376439
The future is bleak. The rivers will overflow with shit just like India unless something is done to contain it.
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Why are we discussing civil rights history?
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>queue for match
>suddenly matched against much higher skilled players
>get stomped
>4 times in a row
Alright then, there was really no chance to win, either our team just didn't do well enough or the enemy team was super coordinated and just win.
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>>558374538
Seven and Shiv.
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What are we anticipating in the way of cosmetics after launch?
I honestly hope we don't get any
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>>558376630
Amerimutt hours please understandu.
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>>558373836
Kys
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>>558376630
Its black history month. Please understand.
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>>558376486
Are you just spewing every new word you've seen today into one sentence?
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>>558376536
>retarded spic can't even tell who he's talking too
it's funny getting lectured by the failings of your education system by someone who went to school in a building made of sheet metal and how much your country sucks by someone who lives somewhere with beheadings

fucking favelamonkey
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>>558374395
>tonight, only...9 commandments will have to do.
>fucks your wife or mom mid battle
Venator, what the fuck?
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>>558376008
>100% render scale
115-125fps
>dlss 2x
105-120 fps
What the heck? I'll try vulkan too. I recall Yoshi saying that the game would eventually be vulkan only, so it makes sense that they are mostly working on that.
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>>558376670
Seven isn't weakest he has a wide variety of strengths
Shiv's main strength and the reason all his numbers got nerfed will always be under-utilized in uncoordinated games
Thank you and goodnight
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>>558376752
2.99 for color swaps. 5.99 for hats.
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I just want to play this game and fuck the male characters bros
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>>558376713
>anything there that isn't explicitly whites being blamed for jew behavior is whites simply being the best at things every other race and culture on earth has given a try
you were at the top of your college class for sure, good job
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>>558376752
I need a McGinnis bikini skin please
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>>558376713
>wah wah why can't the mean white people say they're sorry
>why can't the just orient their entire lives around us browns (this is the only way we matter)
fuck off
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>>558376752
$1000 current neon prime yamato skin
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>>558376079
Awesome. Tragically, I have noticed that you aren't allowed to jihadi bomb anymore.
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>>558376752
if we get really really cool hats I would be pretty happy
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>All the characters I like the look of require heavy aim precision compared to others
>I simply cannot aim for shit
Hahahaa ACK
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>>558376752
definitely something in line with dota 2's handling of equipment or so i'd reckon, which is gr8
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They need to do a complete rank reset. Instead they keep boosting people but I stayed in Ascendant for whatever reason and now I get people who shouldn't even be here. The game is so painful to play now. Thinking of making a smurf to have fun with the game again or at least get people to quit the game.
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>>558376752
>dessert-skins
Who the fuck even buys these?
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>>558377172
time to install an aim trainer
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>>558377263
only the fruitiest
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>>558377172
I know that feel bro
Because I'm playing on Steam Deck
Luckily I like migu so when she's not banned I can at least throw turrets around and contribute
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>>558376963
>>558376963
>we're empathetic
>here are all the times in the past and present where you acted like the psychopatheic animals you truly are
>*whitoid melty*
Does acknowledging it ruin your entire narrative or something?
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this game's online community is just furries, queers and faggots, isn't it?
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>>558375762
caked up graves on xitter
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>>558377675
problem?
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>>558377695
puffy vulva...
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>>558377675
Judging by the post above yours I'd say that's an accurate assessment.
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>>558377561
Listen here buddy. Everyone has their limits on their hospitality.
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>>558377172
Buy split shot every single game
>BUT IT'S NOT EFFICI-
Doesn't matter, you'll do more damage with it than you will with a 100% "optimal" build simply because you'll be capable of actually hitting shit.
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Whose the hardest to learn between Victor, Mina and Calico? Easiest?
And do bot matches actually help learn people at all or is it better to just make a team miserable and slam into some PvP?
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>>558377675
why'd you say fags 3 times?
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>>558377675
every community with attractive males is full of fujos
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>>558377818
as long as you acknowledge your kind is objectively insane sure
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>>558377830
bot matches don't help at all apart from just learning how the kit works and the feel of the gun
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>>558377770
Yes, dogfuckers and child-touchers (redundant) are always a problem.
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>>558377818
son of a gun...you're right!

>>558377770
we don't cotton to freaks 'round these parts mister
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>>558377675
don't forget browns and russian orcs
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>>558377830
Bot matches will maybe help you learn the map and maybe get used to the gameplay rotation a little bit, get you used to your character's cooldowns/weapon traits.
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>>558377182
They just changed how the ranks map to MMR, your MMR is the same it always was.
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>>558377830
When I try a new character now I do one or two rounds of street brawl to get a general movement and kit feel
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>>558377830
Hardest? Probably Mina because she's squishy and needs to actually aim and get Love Bites procs to be good. Victor is probably the easiest character in the game, just play conservatively and scale up to become nearly unkillable.
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>>558376862
>vulkan only
damn that's bold
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>>558377830
Victor is very easy but he falls off hard in the highest levels of play where people actually buy counter items
He's a very good beginner carry hero though, just focus on learning the basics of farming and you will swim through the ranks.
Do not play bot matches they teach you bad habits. Suck it and up play normal matches, you're gonna suck but its a part of the learning process. Behind every good player is hundreds of inting/limit testing.
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>win teamfight
>3 of us left
>we kill the first phase of the ancient
>enemy team respawning in 10 seconds
>tell them to pull back
>they dont
>they die
am i playing with literal children or do these people have 0 game sense
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>>558377947
I'll acknowledge that if you acknowledge your kind is intellectually inferior
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>>558377947
Well, no, the definition of insanity is cultural and Whites invented culture, so it would be more accurate to say your kind is insane, and mad too.
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>YOU are the only variable!
>except in those 30% of games where you are meant to lose
>and those 30% of games you will win if you don't disconnect
what kind of mental gymnastics is this?
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>>558377849
>fujos
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let me ban this carried faggot cunt character rem already yoshi
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>>558378228
>YOU are the only variable!
(you) are the only CONSTANT
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>>558378189
most of everyone is learning baseline shit
all you can do is give fuller context via voice chat so they understand why you're suggesting what you are so it maybe clicks more immediately
tough shit if they don't keep playing and improooooving and you'll float where you're supposed to
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>play character I've never played in a match
>get thrown into a high rank lobby
Genuinely what the fuck Yoshi?
I thought there was hidden character mmr? Why is it throwing me in a higher rank lobby than on my main?
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>>558378119
>>558378103
>>558378081
Wow god damn that was fast. Thanks.
And I definitely see how bots can teach bad habits. Brawl I've barely touched, but I assumed wasn't good to jump into with how RNG it seems to be.
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>>558378241
there's a lot of women that don't play the game but draw/write the characters
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Make rejuv a slightly better cheat death so the sieging team has to strategize to end the game
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>>558378401
no I've seen some people say it like that and it does make sense, in a tongue in cheek way
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game took me from ritualist to emissary 5 overnight, games went from fun to struggling to win, i hate sbmm bullshit so much
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>>558378189
Its totally not obvious that phase 2 reduces death timers to like 10 seconds. I didnt notice until someone pointed it out to me. One moment we have like 40 seconds to kill the patron uncontested and suddenly the entire team has respawned.
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>>558378525
I've unironically run into a decent amount of girls on mic in this game. too bad everyone else simps and refuses to push lanes when that happens though
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Wouldn't have died a fourth time if the STUPID FUCKING BEBOP DIDN'T DASH DIRECTLY INTO ME WITH CELESTE ULT but otherwise good game
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>>558378198
My niche and obscure ethnic group is quite succesful so no. Maybe if you were eternus.
>>558378205
Post rank.
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>>558378738
>My niche and obscure ethnic group is quite succesful so no
mazel tov moshe
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>>558378658
>197 obj damage
how did bro even touch a tower
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>>558378658
>That Apollo vs Rem healing difference
>That Paige
Lel.
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lmao if you get polymorphed by sinclair mid-perfect strike on apollo you can still finish the cast as the rabbit
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is there anything I can do to not get Russians in my game
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>>558378658
what is this madness
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>>558378228
modern matchmaking seems to be designed around building player retention through psychological manipulation algorithms instead of genuine attempts at making even matches.

it's pretty observable in games like marvel rivals and heroes of the storm; if you go on losing streaks in those games it'll stack matches so far in your favor you can afk in spawn and still win, and in the case of marvel rivals it'll even fill the other team with literal bots so you are near guaranteed to win
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seven lobotomy retarded op char but gets ignored always because the kit isn't flashy
lol
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>>558378592
Meanwhile I'm experiencing that at Arcanist 1
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>>558378658
That poor werewolf was SWEATING to try and make something happen that match jesus christ
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>>558374120
idk bro maybe if hadn't left sinners up for ten minutes straight I'd let you grab some.
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>>558378189
genuinly what causes this, they have to have comms off or be a non english speaker to be this retarded staying at enemy base when 6 enemies are up with ults and we dont have rejuv. That and baiting me while we are up several people for late urn turn in will never not make me mad.
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>>558378483
Yeah it is rng and unfair, but that's why it's not a serious mode and you don't need to worry about not knowing how to play your character. Even though it's luck based with items though you'll still be playing the same character and you can usually cobble together something that resembles a build, so for purely getting a handle on the timing of their abilities and stuff it's still worthwhile
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>>558378658
how can someone die 15-20 times and not be forced to be initiate until they learn the basics. Archon and below needs to be more performance based so people are forced to learn ffs
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This pretty much confirms it
Seven and kelvin werent just friends or just coworkers
Unless they reveal a hidden 3rd female character that betrayed seven in favor of kelvin, i believe it is safe to say that they are both faggots
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>>558378598
Wait is this actually how it works? I just assumed it took longer to kill it than I thought lol
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no patch?
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>>558379294
that literally is initiate lol
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>>558379129
>you don't need to worry about not knowing how to play your character
>for purely getting a handle on the timing of their abilities and stuff it's still worthwhile
no it fucking isn't
Brawl is the worst fucking way to play the game
Past fucking round 1 if you don't know what you're doing and what items do and what characters do you are going to be fucking going back to spawn constantly, on increasingly long cooldown, until round 3 is you dead instantly and literally just a fucking timer simulator
it is nonsensical gay chaos, not fun at all to play, virtually always an imbalanced stomp in one direction
I cannot adequately express how fucking insanely unfun this dogshit mode is
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>>558379369
It's up in the experimental server
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>>558379430
I cant tell ranks from the logo, maybe im the retard
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So are the items from the magic super cool shop limited usage or have some sort of battery to them?
>I haven't seen you buy one of these since you took out the mendoza syndicate
>all the advertising posters around the map that imply everyone can just buy an Alchemical Fire
Do kids try to do schoolshootings with glass cannons and then get phantom striked by police officers?
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>>558379313
I feel like Kelvin would have a much more drastic emotional reaction after finding out his supposed lover was missing (according to old lore conversations anyway)
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how the fuck does a hero like apollo actually get released into the game? what the fuck were they smoking
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>>558379518
you can tell initiate from ritualist by initiate being the plainest one out of them all. ritualist has thicker borders. the higher the rank the thicker they get
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>>558379313
Etterick (no idea how to write it) is that character.
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>>558379313
>Seven
>Kevin

I should have seen it coming
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>>558379773
Icefrogs are psychoactive when you lick them.
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>seven is gay
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>>558379438
Take a chill pill man, if you have a build selected it shows you the annotations for each item if there is one, and you can also just take a screenshot of the build and keep that open. Even that aside you can literally just items based on stat buffs and if their active/passive boosts skills or gun. There is nothing wrong with playing a couple rounds of it to get more familiar with a hero before committing to a full game
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>>558379773
>Hero countered by literally any CC
>Shitters cannot buy a single item to counter him
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Cute and canon.
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what's canon is that apollo takes more dicks than pocket and doorman combined
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I can't take it anymore I hate laning phase so much
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>>558380289
Literally my favourite, and only part of the game that i enjoy
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>>558379313
Seven talks like an ostentatious gay villain, him being a fag should’ve been obvious with anyone with a semblance of a gaydar
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>>558380013
>if you have a build selected it shows you the annotations for each item if there is one
yeah I noticed this, what difference does it make?
I'm not playing it
I refuse to fucking play it
I'm not taking a chill pill
just thinking about the fucking brawl games I played makes me fucking angry
7 fucking games in a row my team just getting stomped, being fucking helpless, enemy team just fucking rolling over us, sending us all back to spawn, destroying our tower like it's nothing, fucking round after round just a fucking stomp because they're playing meta brawl heroes and there's no way to itemize against them it's just fucking rng slop, just a fucking rape and timer simulator
I fucking hate brawl it is literally the worst aspects of this game x10
the closest praise it could be given is prepping people for crazy late game teamfights, giving them teamfight experience, but even that isn't truly all that accurate, real fucking late game teamfights aren't even as chaotic and fucking gay and unintelligible as this AND it has items that don't even actually fucking exist

I FUCKING
HATE
BRAWWWLLL
FUCKING BRAWL NIGGERS
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>>558380081
this is a wildly inaccurate post and you should kys yourself to be desu with you
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>>558378228
I remember when people accepted the fact that sometimes you got shit teams and sometimes you got good teams and it wasn't some grand fucking conspiracy against you alone to prevent you from ranking up
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>>558380289
It's better than the nothing happens phase where you wait for urns and mid boss
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>>558380468
was that before or after people started getting blamed for all, 100.00% of their losses?
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>>558380289
bro I love wet noodle fights
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>>558380289
i wish there was a street brawl version that was just normal lane phase
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>>558380575
I wanted regular ass ARAM where you start at zero and grind souls like normal and eventually progress down the lane until you reach the patron. Who asked for this RNG best of 5 bullshit
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>>558380575
>grabbing my kot pics
based
have some more
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>>558380431
slowing hex turns off 3 of his abilities and I believe locks him out of lunges mid lunge too
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>>558380406
bro just silence their carry
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>>558380360
I just cannot deal with the aggression well anymore
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>>558380431
slowing hex completely disables 2 of his abilities for 3.5 seconds. his ult can be canceled and put on cooldown by any stun and probably slowing hex but i haven't had it happen to me yet and i'm too lazy to test it. if anyone buys hex he basically just exists to sidelane and force defenders
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>>558380431
Buy slowing
>He cant do shit
Buy silence
>He cant do shit
Buy anvil
>He falls down and you rape his ass
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>>558380931
But my build doesn't have any of those in their L-R!!!
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>>558380289
denying souls is the only fun part of this game
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nyl please start working on deadlock porn RIGHT NOW
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>>558380859
with what?
the silence item I never got?
and which one, all of them are carries
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>the fags are trying to claim Seven again
lol
lmao
roflmao even
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>>558380931
I used slowing hex against one and I still could not do any damage to him
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>>558381095
Sorry buddy, Nyl is busy cooking up Domina’s foot long knee knocker
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I apologise to my teammates, going forward I will not be playing holliday.
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vyper sa'd paige in the library again...
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>>558380931
>>558380885
>>558380806

ok. i use slowing hex. then 3 seconds passes.
>just spend more souls on more items to counter him!!!
kys yourself
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>>558381458
>just spend more souls on more items to counter him!!!
yes damage items do nothing when you're dead
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is there a mod to change paige's voice to female?
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>>558381132
clearly they have never heard of electroshock conversion therapy
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i wonder how the remodeled kelvin will look like
i was surprised to find out he's undead
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>>558381609
It's not already?
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>>558381439
paige liked it
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>>558356549
Is that why he's a slut?
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>>558381679
Well he was kept in the fridge
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>>558381715
yeah sure buddy
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Apollo 4 needs to require LOS this shit is so goddamn annoying you can't fucking miss it
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>Play Silver
>Awoo
>Every character builds Slowing Bullets now
>Every character builds Stamina Mastery now
Pure melee is trash in this game and I hope we don't see this kind of character again
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>>558381949
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BRO SHE'S THE NEW SHIV-
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>>558381949
get countered lmao
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>play silver
>get a rustry trombone
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>>558381949
>slowing bullets

enduring speed check

>stamina mastery

get knockdown, you can afford a single CC slot.

any other questions?
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is scourge good
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>>558382303
if you hug their face and can stand in the middle of their team yeah
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>play silver
>enemy TEAM does everything in their power to stop me
>silver played by my team or enemy team
>unstoppable killing machine 16/1/11 at 17minutes
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>>558382303
you'll do more damage with tormy P
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>>558382390
>>558382468
i mean as a support, let's say I have victor/abrams/etc on my team and their team has a lot of spirit damage, would it be useful?
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How the fuck do you Shiv
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does anyone have a download link for the nsfw SLAMPIG paige mod? its paywalled
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how do i know when to go the sprint item vs the stamina item
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>take a break away from deadlock because the matchmaking is trash right now
>bored out of my mind
>install overwatch
>go into it knowing fully how overly sensitive the playerbase is
>refuse to do anything but use voice commands, pings, and say gg
>after 3 days wind up with a 14 day silence for 'spamming'
my mind is still reeling over this days later.
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>>558382563
Stickin' em!
Bleed!
Goin' in!
You're dead!
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>>558382563
1
1 again
1 again
chimp out and kill the idiot who dared to get hit so many times
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>>558382725
le fake outrage
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>>558382534
it'd probably be a 3rd option after you buy divine barrier and curse, at best.
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>>558382725
I still remember how this one dude got banned for playing Torbjorn. Not throwing, just playing Torbjorn.
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I got banned in League for not using the Trans Pride avatar during pride month
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>>558373962
>someone reposted it on twitter
>infinite amounts of twitter trannies having a melty because it's somehow racist and also because it's a meme made with AI voice acting
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I got banned from Overwatch because someone reported me for hacking when I'm reluctant to even mod most games and was playing it on a shitbrick potato PC that ran like 25 frames max. I got unbanned after appealing and never played again
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>>558382949
>pretending 424 didn't get banned from deadlock for just playing Mcginnis
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>>558383190
I been screaming it at my mirages when were up against rem
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>>558383281
who?
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>>558383205
That's nice sweetie, but /owg/ is down the hall
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>>558383281
Its not the same. Deadlockers looked at his 0/20 statline and assumed he was throwing the match. Overwatch bans you for playing a character that is not approved.
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>>558383281
424 DID NOTHING WRONG
FREE MY BOY BRING HIM BACK
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>>558383364
Suck my balls
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>>558379024
Even matches are a meme. No matter what kind of matchmaking you do you can't control for someone having a bad day or that particular game being a shit one for them or whatever.
Yes you can tune it so it gives you objectively weak teammates on purpose but largely human factor plays much bigger role than any tuning.
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say it with me now!
FUCK YOU MIRAGE!!!
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>>558381458
>ok. i use slowing hex. then 3 seconds passes.
This is the huge cope retards here use to justify apollo existing in his current state
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>>558383537
fuck YOU, owl nigger
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>>558383281
thought that guy was long forgotten
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>>558383537
don't make me solo ult you....
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USE YOUR TWO
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>>558383558
if you can't kill a hero in 3 seconds you got bigger problems dawg
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>>558381949
>silence wave
>rape them
>pop unstoppable
>rape them
Awoo their asses, sis.
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PULL
BACK
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How do people loose brool with graves. this bitch is obscene
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>>558383537
can you say this shit and really get away with it?
because this is what I'm thinking, and WANTING to say in most competitive games, but I know I'll get fucking kneecapped
I'm literally banned from OW2 for 2 weeks right now for asking my team if they're fucking retarded NPCs and that's me self-censoring
it would be so freeing to be able to wish death upon others openly in a competitive game again, like it was 2010 again
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Just had 2 games in a row without an Apollo and the game became fun again
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>>558383892
Ok retard
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>>558383892
im not playing silver, venator, or apollo
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>Another game in ASCENDANT
>Where team spends most the time fighting instead of push objectives
NIGGERMAN HELP ME!!
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At what rank does Doorman stop being good?
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>>558383947
You can say basically anything scot free assuming you don't get mass reported every game.
I get someone throwing slurs every other game or so, no one cares.
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>>558384040
>NIGGERMAN HELP ME!!
Fun fact: you cannot change your League of Legends username/riot ID to "Lovecrafts Cat", it will block you.
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>>558383947
if you're sure there's no suspicious names that would mass report you then maybe
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>>558384076
when people become sentient, so like ascendant
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Fellow apollords, how are we holding up? Are they gonna nerf us again even though we have 40% winrate because people have Apollo derangement syndrome and have never bought an active item in their entire lives?
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>>558383992
>guy sits there, helpless for 3 seconds

seriously, what are you doing. what else can I tell you? besides maybe uninstall and go play something else
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>>558384242
I know I just wrote this post but everyone is going to have to hold off on replying to me because I have to go get my prostate milked. Thank you for your understanding. I'm a huge retarded nigger faggot.
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>>558384396
uninstall the game right now, I'm saving you time and bitchy energy. you're deluded if you think new heroes will come without needing some CC actives to disrupt them. it's a core part of the game, it's not going anywhere.
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>I have to go get my prostate milked
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evens i fap to mina
odds i fap to abrams
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>>558384396
Uh oh, someone's salty!
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>>558384076
What's the trick with Doorman? Do you keep it simple and land the bells? Git gud and land headshots? Or is it all about the epic trolley+portal tricks?
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>>558384325
I guarantee im higher rank than you. You're envisioning a made up scenario where you press slow and Apollo stands still alone while you 6v1 him, and pretending like somehow he's balanced because you can apply the same affects you can to literally any other hero in the game.

Please kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
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>>558384569
let's see what this dick can do!
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>>558383343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1Msu-oWRU
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>>558384569
It better be something good
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>>558384650
you can turn off 3 abilities with slowing hex. you can turn off his entire kit with silence. what do you want me to tell you? do you think icefrog is going to re design the entire game for you? it's not happening
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>>558384242
I dunno why he got nerfed first time round. As you say his winrate wasn't even that good.
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>>558384325
Maybe I'm playing supp and I can't actually kill after throwing my cc
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>>558384650
>I'm higher rank than you
>posts no proof
okay gay faggot retard
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I love watching Apollogists repeat the same idiotic rhetoric day in and out despite having been btfo multiple times already
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>hit 18k of trooper dmg at 20m
a-am i getting gud? I'm not even sure how that happened...
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>>558384685
crazy how many of those people are still playing
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>>558384756
if you're support you should rocking at least 3 CC actives, although I will excuse you if your idiot teammates cannot do anything.

slowing hex, knockdown, silence. boom, he's dead unless you're playing with stupid teammates.
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>>558384730
>3 seconds passes
>apollo just kills you afterwards
lol, lmao
can't wait for your retarded red nigger baby to get gutted
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>Play 7 games in 2 days
>Win 1
>Rank up from alchemist 4 to alchemist 6
How the fuck does this thing work?
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>>558384828
>Wow this character is really strong early in the match before counter items start being bought he must be op
Many such cases
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>>558384868
leave my red baby alone, he's a good boy
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>>558384730
>what do you want me to tell you?
Actually provide any kind of argument besides repeating yourself like a wind up monkey over and over again
>do you think icefrog is going to re design the entire game for you?
No, I think they're going to rework him like they've already done to other shit designs in the past
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>everyone in the community sucking off metro
>look into him
>he's not actually that good at the game
>"but his builds bro..."
>look at his builds
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>>558384685
God I miss the start of match music. Fuck everyone too distracted by the patron themes to notice the downgrade.
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>>558353901
He hates niggers, which is based.
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>>558384626
It's all about the bells for me, haven't really tried playing gunman yet also I play him very agressively going for pick offs with his ult as soon as possible.
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>>558384940
I dunno, I think it like fills up ranks below you with actual brand new players and older players get pushed up or something?

one things for sure: how many games you're winning or losing doesn't fucking matter
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>>558384868
If you cant kill a character, in 3 whole fucking seconds, you mught be genuinely retarded
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>>558385005
>actually provide any argument

one of his biggest nerfs was losing 1 to slowing hex. how is that not a nerf? and why are you here if you think you can whine people into submission? return to league of shitters
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i have never seen a good rem/viscous player
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>>558384940
>How the fuck does this thing work?

>The tiers shift based on population and how others are doing
>There used to be personal stats weighted in
>It cares about wins
>It tries to match similar people in lanes
>The valve matchmaking special is making the top end (Eternus) function completely differently than everything below it.
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>>558385034
>he doesn't like the Hidden King Fugazi track
lame
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>>558385005
>GIVE ME AN ARGUMENT
He is countered by stuns, silences, slow and most other forms of control
>THIS DOESNT COUNT
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>>558385067
Even though I just wrote this post I'm regretting it. God this post makes me look like such a massive tool.. fucking kill me...
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>>558385008
Metro just got carried to Eternus and is being kept there
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>>558385008
dude made this build day 1 and forgot to update it?
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>be graves laning with giest
>we eat shit in lane vs doortwink and fatty
>oktimetofarm.png
>spend the next 20 minuites farming and pushing lanes
>giest and I fed as fuck, like 40k each to every other teammates 25k
>rest of the team spends 20 minutes fighting and feeding
>giest an i start fighting but its not enough
>drifter bitches about us not fighting
>has a bitchy gay voice
>we lose because the enemy team is fed as fuck

Whenever i make a point to farm the team just fights and feeds. And we lose. If i dont farm its 50/50 but then I never have money and feel like a cuck who never has any damage and dies easy.
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The people who are complaining about Apollo now are the same people who have been complaining about Haze since 2024 because they never wanted to "ruin" their builds by buying metal skin, return fire, etc.
>NOOOOOO I NEED MY LEFT TO RIGHT BOUNDLESS SPIRIT INSTEAD OF A SLOWING HEX
Leaguebabs
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>>558385135
>how is that not a nerf?
Where did I say that
>and why are you here if you think you can whine people into submission?
Like youre doing? Being a whiny little nigger who cant accept youre wrong and stupid as fuck despite the entire thread telling you otherwise day after day?
Retard.
>>558385202
>I know, ill repeat myself again
Like I said. Wind up monkey. It's been addressed and moved past, but you literally are 60 IQ and either cant read or more likely have nothing more to say because youre fucking stupid.

Enjoy the nerfs faggots.
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>>558385202
>you have to dedicate all your souls to buying as many cc items as you can so you can handle some flippy faggot red nigger who decides to buy only purple items and rape your cute little boy hole

you know what bro.. you're right.. you were right all along.. there are no other extenuating circumstances ever.. i should've just killed him in 3 seconds.. but i didn't so now he's raping me again..
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>>558385008
His silver build is even worse.
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>>558385462
>you're wrong and stupid as fuck

you need to go back to league, you will never enjoy this game. you live in a world where counter items don't exist, and that's not what deadlock is.
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>Shitlow babies crying about a character
Filtered.
git gud shitters
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Playing Apollo in Eternus is ass. People buy slowing hex in lane and counterspell everything, the ult even gives you two chances to counterspell it.
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>>558385008
you just saw this on twitter and made this post up
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Whenever I don't get Rem I legitimately want to just fucking abandon
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>>558383925
I wish she was obese
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>>558384730
Saying you can turn off three abilities like he doesn't still get a parry that stuns and lets him reposition or bringing up silence like it doesn't fuck up most of the roster. There are top-tier characters that are way bigger sitting ducks than Apollo when they get hit with slowing hex but nobody acts like it deletes them.
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>>558379773
Of the last six heroes that were added, 4 of the 6 are just completely and total failures.
>Graves
Automatically plays the game for you, you don't have to aim anything at all. Free lane pushing, free team fight wins, nothing takes any effort to use.
>Celeste
Impossible to die as unless you are bad. Does way too much damage, ult is obnoxious and not fun to deal with, none of their abilities take any effort to use
>Apollo
Impossible to die as unless you are bad, also. Insane sustain and damage, abilities are all also really easy to land, has way too much mobility for the vast majority of the cast to interact with.
>Silver
Bad design, retarded W+M1 hero that is feast or famine.

>Rem
Super easy to play for how powerful all his abilities are, at least he is harder to play than Graves.

Venator is the only balanced one of the group.
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>>558379313
Man why they got to bust his kneecaps like that, the writers for the team are evil.
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>>558385556
>buy torment pulse and cold front to help get into wolf form
>then buy express shot anyway
>ALL that spirit investment on a hero with spirit scaling almost as bad as venator
Jesus. Impressive in a way
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>>558385008
>everyone in the community sucking off metro
Do they? I just see people talking about how "toxic" he is. Plenty of people would probably enjoy the idea that he isn't actually that good at the game.
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what are the best m1gger carries in the game? someone where i don't need to think about the abilities too much and they look cool and i can just keep my crosshair on their body tracking them
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Itani Lo Go Fuck Yourself
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>>558385008
>Metro
>North american ex-valorant commenting streamer
>Saw averagejonas try to hop aboard deadlock to fix dead career and followed him
>People should listen to that thing for advice on how to play when the pros are also there with buildguides sometimes
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>>558385630
>Shitlow babies
You mean the majority of the player base?
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>>558385745
>abilities are all also really easy to land
This is my biggest complaint. Holy fuck it should not be that easy to hit all of his abilities.
eternus 6 btw
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>>558385745
>Aiming is playing the game
>Lamest guntard in the game is good
Go play call of duty or something
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people cannot complain about apollo in any state when rem and celeste and graves are right there
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>>558385739
there's nothing to say except go back to riot games. apollo isn't even the most bullshit hero in the game
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>>558385901
You're an aimlet, aren't you?
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Got the rejuv
And got the Jubejubes
And gas the Jews
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>>558385745
>Venator is the only balanced one of the group.
Venator is just another boring m1gger like silver. At least the other ones do something different/interesting.
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Is there some intricacies to how towers take damage? I only play Brawl btw if that matters
I know the obvious ones, if no troopers are nearby it takes far reduced damage, if you're too far away it takes no damage
But sometimes I walk up with a trooper wave and I melt the tower by myself in a single mag, and sometimes we push in as a team with a wave and we can barely take like half of its health, what causes this?
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>>558385556
>Torment pulse rush over express shot
>no stamina items
>no weighted rounds
>Superior duration
>Unstop that late
nigga
>>558385793
Haze. Her 3 is a shoot gun passive. Her 2 is useless in combat. Her 4 is just a "kill/fuck off this one guy -> kill these guys lategame" Though landing a good sleep dagger to engage/disengage feels really good and is useful but whatever.
You only use her 2 as mobility or looking for a pick.
She's also one of the best heroes in the game rn.
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Rem is about five times as busted as Apollo was even pre-nerf if you're in a rank that isn't pisslow.
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>>558386024
I think they are tougher when theres more enemies pushing, dont have a source on that thou
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>>558386105
he's busted in pisslow too.
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>>558385901
Fucking real.
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>>558385967
I've barely played any riot games. I'm not even arguing Apollo is top-tier. I'm saying your argument is retarded dogshit that convinces nobody with a brain.
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>>558386014
>Just another boring m1gger
Isn't melee venator like the best build on him right now.
>like silver
how the fuck is Silver just a m1gger? If you play silver like a m1gger you're gonna get fucking owned.
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I bet they’re not even that good at shuffleboard
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>>558385915
>people cannot complain about apollo in any state
What about Wyoming?
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>>558380289
I just can't fucking take it anymore knowing that the team's fucking loss is most likely my fault because the Calico on the other side just fucking rapes me so hard i want to fucking die
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>>558386173
I think you're just a dumb fag, I don't what else to tell you. do you get into arguments with your mom a lot? I'm not your mom faggot
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>>558385975
Yes, i have literally never played a multiplayer shooter other than CS or R6 for more than an hour in my life.
Its a genre for american retards, like JRPGs
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So I played a single game of standard Deadlock (I have 250 brawl matches), was put into Arcanist 1
Am I in pisslow until the end of time, or are the first few matches "placement" matches and the rank will go up/drop quicker based on losses and wins?
I'm not really looking to spam standard matches, I just wanted to know what my general skill bracket would be
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the game is already dying
patch when?
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so getting mvp with this cunt is way too easy, just drop tomb and watch all the retards die or get parried and die
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>>558386227
See, its so dumb you've clearly even given up trying to defend it and are just seething now.
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the deny mechanic is so fucking stupid, all it does is makes rapid fire fast bullets characters win lane even harder than they already do
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>>558385556
>"Huh, that looks like my current silver build"
>Check
>It is.
No wonder I felt like shit in wolf form.
Are there any GOOD silver builds?
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>>558386196
Huh, so what this is what shuffleboard is.
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>>558386315
if you can't kill apollo when he is functionally countered by every CC item besides disarm, what else is there to say besides git gud fag?
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just had an awesome close game which I won at the end with smart counterbuilding and outplaying, no other game hits this itch
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>>558386248
>FPS
>genre for Americans
>when all shooters are dominated by European pro teams and Americans always suck ass (but do have one (exactly one) good team every now and again)
couldn't be more wrong lol
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It's very balanced and fair that I get 60% bullet resist while flying around like a mosquito and dealing damage, you're just a pisslow than can't deal with my skills.
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>>558386202
i'm gonna solo ult you so hard
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>>558386410
disregard this post, i blacked out and wrote some incredibly retarded drivel. i apologize for anyone who read this.
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>>558385598
>Counter items dont exist in league
Seems you are stupid as fuck not only in this game but in mobas in general.
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>dota
>whoa this heroes winrate is really high, he's good
>yep
>this one's really low, he's bad
>yep
>league
>whoa this champions winrate is really high, he's good
>yep
>this one's really low, he's bad
>yep
>deadlock
>wow seven is at 56% winrate hes really OP
>ERMM NO SWEETIE HES PERFECTLY BALANCED
>apollo is at 48% and celeste is at 47%, they're a little on the weaker side
>ERMM NO SWEETIE I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY AGAINST THEM SO THEY'RE REALLY OP THE STATS DONT SUPPORT MY ARGUMENT SO THEY'RE WRONG
What causes this
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>>558386442
I mean americans do love playing fps games, but they don't have any staying power in them at a pro level after the beginning.
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>>558386248
CS is astronomically more popular in Europe.
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>>558381949
>Slowing Bullets and Stamina Mastery
>*sweat drop*
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>>558386669
In their defense, Apollo and Celeste are new, so theres alot of retards who dont know what they are doing, or doing meme builds like Gunpollo
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>>558386596
what's the item in league called that drops an anvil on your enemy and stuns them?
what about the one that disables all their movement abilities?
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>>558386375
Maybe make your own? I mean if you are able to see that Metro's build is bad then you must have some idea what makes a build good.
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>>558386248
>Its a genre for american retards
Sorry, bro, you're playing an american retard game now.
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>>558386669
>He also isn't looking at pickrate
If something is in 70% of games and also wins 50% of the time versus something that is in 25% of games and wins 56% of the time which is more decisive.
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>>558386014
Venator isn't a M1gger because he doesn't have the same exact passive that Haze, Mirage, Mina, and Infernus have, which is just 'shoot someone for like two seconds to do bonus damage'.
He is a gun character, sure, but he isn't quite similar to the others.
>>558385901
You have to aim your abilities on other characters. You don't have to do this for Apollo, Graves, or Celeste, as the AoEs are extremely generous or just have auto-aim.
Also Celeste getting half her cooldown refunded for missing her ult kinda proves that the character is designed for accessibility special needs people.
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It's funny knowing for a fact that half of the people who say "I DO BUY THE COUNTER ITEMS IT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!" are in Ritualist or Arcanist or something and also do not buy the counter items, they just say they do to try and validate their begging for more nerfs.

It gets to a point where if you faggots got the nerfs you kept begging for, the characters would become completely 100% unplayable vs anyone that actually did buy the counter items, because they would be nerfed into the ground without even accounting for them existing.
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>>558386718
Yeah, which is an exception.
I never heard anyone in europe give a shit about something like Halo or CoD
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>>558386669
>What causes this
You deliberately underexamining context in the examples you pull from the first two games, and you strawmanning context-giving responses in the third game's example

>whoa this heroes winrate is really high, he's good
Should be more like "whoa this hero's high rank and tourney winrate is really high, he's good"
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>>558386596
league does not have counter items
you must be thinking of dota 2
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>>558386868
Iceforg is a kebab, CS was made by a chink
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>>558386924
exactly, and that's what they want. they want to buy stat sticks and not participate in the item building portion of the game. guess what? it's a icefrog game, that's how it works
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>>558386924
Apollo, Celeste, and Graves should be unplayable because they're too easy to play for how effective they are. There's basically no reason to play Geist if you can just play Celeste.
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>>558386924
>the characters would become completely 100% unplayable vs anyone that actually did buy the counter items, because they would be nerfed into the ground without even accounting for them existing.

good
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>>558386904
>Venator isn't a M1gger
Venator is the purpose built m1gger that can actually shoot and blow someone up without relying on stacking passives like the rest, and primarily scales off just orange weapon damage.
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>>558386904
Isn't Mirage kind of like the reverse of the others? His passive (well more a semi-passive that people tend to use as a reload) actually encourages hitting different targets.
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>>558386924
Maybe they shouldn't be making characters that can be effective by just rolling your face on the keyboard while aiming vaguely in the direction of the enemy?
>>558387154
Except he actually has to use his abilities and can't just hose people down with his gun at any range since he lacks a free damage passive.
>>558387192
Not really, the only way you see Mirage played is a boring splitpush faggot carry.
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>>558387037
Yeah? You should tell the guy I'm replying to that.
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I have 70% winrate on Vindicta that means she's OP
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niggas SEETHE whenever i'm raping every lane as Mirage
>NOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING PUSH 24/7!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BROOOL
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>any other character
>you can fight them normally
>my fair and honest character
>you just have to buy this 3.2k counter item in lane bro
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>New players are being put in ranks higher than me after 400 hours
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>>558386410
>if you can't kill apollo when he is functionally countered by every CC item
This but the entire roster. How are tiers even real? Just buy CC items, stupid.
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>>558387241
>Maybe they shouldn't be making characters that can be effective by just rolling your face on the keyboard while aiming vaguely in the direction of the enemy?

so you want spirit casters that are entirely skill shots? don't tell me you were one of those people whining about grenades abilities
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>>558386943
NTA but Seven seems to have good winrates even at eternus.
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Hey guys, I just played my first match of Deadlock and I love Apollo! I don't even have to aim any of his abilities, he's so fun! Any other Apollo mains here?
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>>558387340
>>any other character
>>you can fight them normally
proof you are in pisslow desu, any character in the hands of a good player is a retarded menace
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>>558387431
>so you want spirit casters that are entirely skill shots?
Not him but that'd be fun.
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>>558387342
Maybe you're bad, you ever think about that?
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>>558387241
>He doesn't realize that (I think half) the passives on the other m1ggers mentioned are affected by both falloff and headshots in their ability to stack.
>They all have possible maximum damage potential per x amount of bullets landed calculated in their balancing and you need accuracy to meet it which is why infernus is currently shit since he is still balanced around old pro play statistics.
>Venator's possible damage is extremely high.

Venator's abilities are just icing on the cake like any other m1gger
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>>558384229
>when people become sentient, so like ascendant
HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA
bro the amount of times people in high ascendant just keep farming despite having a team mate tell them clear as day over the mic that a waves crashing into walker and we lose it is absolutely insane. I just had a 47m game that was caused by a drifter + calico inting for 35m straight.
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>>558387392
this but unironically

back in my day you had to rush knockdown and curse just to take down the snowballing vindicta and even then the infernus would 1v6 everyone

>>558387518
would still only cover one or a few other heroes, they're not gonna redesign entire kits to entirely be skill shots to appease people too stupid to buy spirit res
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just imagine if mo and krill was a dlc character, he would be able to hard CC you in ult for 5 seconds and then leave unscathed with another CD
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>>558386842
>>558386980
Thanks for admitting your well versed in league lmao.
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Fact: the people crying about Apollo are Grey Talon and Vindicta players who are sad they can't just bully him from the skybox and he can fight back
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>>558387559
I'm sure I am but I'd like to atleast rank up after winning a bunch
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>>558387456
Yes. And he's good.
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>>558387604
Disregard this post, I don't know why I wrote something so retarded. I'm a fat retard nigger lmao.
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>>558387585
hey wait a second...
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>>558384242
>have never bought an active item in their entire lives
>buy active item
>use it on apollo
>he ripostes
>silence/hex him
>he dispels it
>use knockdown
>he counterspells it
>meanwhile my asshole is getting raped by a 1200 damage nuke LITERALLY on a 15s CD like 13 minutes into the game
>support rescue beams me 40m away
>apollo ults and executes me from 40m away
you will never downplay this character.
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>>558387778
>apollo perfectly parries, dispels, counterspells, and then popped unstoppable, and then he raped my dog
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Gods, these sex offender meetings are so boring. I wish I was completing the ritual instead.
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>GUYS DID YOU KNOW SLOWING HEX-

Yes everybody fucking knows this. Why do you retards keep spouting it like it makes Apollo any less cancer 99% of the time?
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>heh, you seem to lack the smarts to press Z, that's why you are in pisslow
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>>558387850
It's not like you need to have good timing for the parry, it has a gigantic window and sends him flying in the direction he is facing, so he just turns around and parries your CC and is across the entire map with 6 dashes to spare.
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>>558387778
if Apollo has dispel magic and counterspell 13 minutes into the game he has nothing else and is doing no damage. Stop making up a schizo reality for all of your qualms with the character to exist within when it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Also you get two very telegraphed opportunities to counterspell all damage from his ult btw, you're just pretending counter spell doesn't exist for anyone but him for some reason?
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>>558387778
At the end of the day he cant ignore your spirit resist and you can still counterspell his ult
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>>558388003
>>558388003
>Also you get two very telegraphed opportunities to counterspell all damage from his ult btw, you're just pretending counter spell doesn't exist for anyone but him for some reason?

>implying his ult is the only issue
congratulations on the most retarded post award
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>>558387691
>go back to league
>go back to league
>go back to league
>actually did you know in league?
The only one in the wrong general here is you, projecting faggot. You probably love Apollo because you're used to broken piece of shit characters in league too. In fact you're probably the retarded nigger spamming gay porn constantly too, it suspiciously stopped when you started spamming your apollogist takes
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>>558388003
Counterspell being a must-buy item is a huge design mistake.
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>>558387850
It's almost like CC items don't completely shut down a character the moment you buy them and if that's your only argument for a character being weak then you don't have a very good argument.
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Mina Ha is a pedophile
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>>558387307
>mirage eats nerfs every other patch for a year
>still contender for the best M1 carry
I don't get it
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>>558387987
Actually that is usually the case, as shown by this thread. Pisslow doesn't buy counter items, they most often pretend to for the sake of balance discussion and then argue that it's "not enough".
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>>558388093
nigger i fucking hate apollo who the fuck do you think you're talking to? i want that red retard nigger baby to be taken out back and dismembered
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>>558388109
You are in for a bad time
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I don't give a shit about Apollo when pony hitler has been allowed to run rampant for 2 fucking weeks now
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>>558388092
Yeah, his ult is obscenely strong, but so is every single part of his entire kit.
>>558388137
Exactly, getting CC items for Apollo doesn't really do much, he is still going to just dash away and then come back in 3 seconds and do 2000 damage with his lunges.
>>558388185
Having the ability to rape anyone in a 1v1 while you splitpush like a gigantic faggot tends to keep you viable.
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>>558388109
I also think we should remove Lash ult from the game
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So, let me get this straight, any good build should have
>800 starting gun item/s (Monster/Quarters/Restorative) to help laning
>800 Spirit items if you're building that (Extra Charge/Extra Spirit/Spirit Burst)
>1600 Gun/Spirit items depending on what you're playing, probably an evolution of the previously bought items
>Duration Extender and/or Compress Cooldown
>Battle Vest/Enchanter's Emblem thrown in
>Sprint Boots into Enduring Speed into Juggs always
>Counter items
Am I getting this right?
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Have you guys tried buying a spirit resist item?
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>he (she) takes the ranks seriously
ick
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>accidentally select Sinclair on my hero list
>get slotted into a match as him
>oh fuck
>end up doing pretty fucking well
:O
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>>558388109
counterspell is a symptom
we either keep counterspell as is or we remove/rework certain heroes
your choice
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>>558388325
pretty much yeah
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>>558388336
Have Apollo players tried buying a bullet resist item?
Oh wait, they don't need to because they get 60% for free.
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>>558388325
at the end of the day you still only just need to buy what you think you need
it may be time to graduate from being a buildsissy
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what in the fuck is this dash bullshit that only works based on certain times in the game?
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>>558388490
Actually against people who can aim you do need to because the 60% res is only up during his 3 casts. I don't expect you to be in a bracket where people can aim thoughbeit.
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>>558387850
>and then he raped my dog
I wouldn't put it past apollo mains
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>>558388336
Spirit Resilience and Spellbreaker are very good items. Honorable mentions include Weighted shots, frenzy, Greater expansion, and Escalating Exposure.
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>>558388109
its not
you COULD buy unstoppable
you COULD buy blood tribute and debuff resister
you just dont
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>>558388547
>https://www.dlmovement.wiki/universaltech/ag2dashing
Its something that will eventually need to be fixed by valve.
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>>558388059
do you draw those? that's really cute
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>>558387850
you people are too comfortable saying really weird heinous shit over minor inconveniences
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played an Abrams game where I just kept forcing fights, if the team is going to keep doing nothing after picks, I dont even care if we lose a boring ass game
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>>558388938
No, I found it off tumblr
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>>558389069
oh yeah i forgot that place exists, i should check it for fanart. twitter is grim
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>>558388003
>spend 15k on the following items
>STILL doing 1100 damage every 13 seconds
yep you sure got me there anon!
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>>558386669
>>league
>>whoa this champions winrate is really high, he's good
>>yep
>>this one's really low, he's bad
this is unironically not true. characters like ryze and azir cant go above a 47% winrate or they become giga broken
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>>558389162
>let me just sneak boundless spirit in there for the lulz
buy spirit resilience or spell breaker? they also help against every other hero the enemy has that does spirit damage
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>>558388909
in theory it sounds OP on Vyper but how the fuck are you going to aim when you're going that fast
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Let me get this straight. People (retards) in this general think the following;

Apollo is balanced, because despite having an absurdly strong early-mid game where you're not allowed to fight him, if you buy one SINGLE item it turns him from walking nuke to coughing baby.
A hero is hard countered by one SINGLE item and this is balanced?

Apollo downplayers actually are subhuman
>b-but vindicta
She's 50000 ft away and can just walk away
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What do you think is the split between people who have brawl as their main mode vs those who only dabble in it and mostly play normal? 30 - 70?
I am actually a brooler myself.
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>>558377695
Tch, can't find it.
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Thoughts?
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>there are retards still in the thread crying about post nerf apollo
lmao you seeker fucks will never learn
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Why do every sinclair nigger do this? They just sit on the bridge being a faggot nigger troll shooting magic missile and they immediately teleport away when you try to fight them
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>>558389512
Horrifying
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>>558389450
People think that because they understand stats actually but sadly you dropped out of high school!
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>>558389512
Hot
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>>558389315
>hmm my advance t3 has improved spirit scaling, I guess I'm just not going to play into that because apparently 6k is hard to cough up on a solo lane
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>>558389567
>complaining about literally anything at all in the entire game when you are playing Graves
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>>558389512
I think I give her two packs of cigarettes and lovingly cum tribute it multiple times a day.
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>>558389512
Petrification is a low tier fetish. Now, getting flattened by Ivy's gagroyle ass? Now we're talking.
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>>558389567
why do I get the feeling she exclusively fucks Ixian men?
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>>558389680
this but with silver
>hero requires moderate aim to get ult out
>furries piss, scream, and shit their diapers
>now she gets to run upto you every wave and delete half your health with a low CD combo and tower dive you to walkers every 30s
>bRO JUST RUSH DISARMING HEX AND CURSE AND ALSO SLOWING HEX AND MAKE SURE YOU BUY A METLA SKIN TOO AND UH
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>>558389512
Vantablack coal as is usual from Vyper furfags.
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>>558389567
>coomer is a retard
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>>558389662
>rush over 6k worth of souls for green items
>lose lane because lol no items
>do no damage in the mid game because lol no items
cool so he has a 15k power spike when everyone else is at 23k+ got it
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>>558389858
But what if it's petrifaction and she can still feel everything?
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>>558388336
A what?
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>>558389909
>I, being retarded faggot that I am, let silver pop a 231 combo on my ass and now I'm in trouble
sounds like a skill issue
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>>558389582
Thanks for your input, subhuman.
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Is laning against Calico hard?
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am I over or under-thinking when I say that superior cooldown is a trap item for most characters
>oh wow, my 15s cooldown is now 12s. that means I can use it 1 entire extra time/minute. this is definitely worth a slot over making those other ability uses way stronger
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>Apollo isn't broken
These were my teammates items btw and he still went 11/2
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>>558389975
in actual fact
>buy spirit items
>rape lane with your superior trades
>buy counter greens as actives come out to deal with you
>continue raping midgame
idk why you're suggesting rushing dispel magic and counterspell in lane? maybe it works in your games..
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They should break apollos kneecaps
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>>558390174
An early Debuff Resist is all you really need if you're running into early Slowing Hex
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>>558390104
Lovely looking Silver
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>>558390170
noticing there is no rank being shown
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>>558390075
>get capacitor + hexed in the form of a basic ability
>literally can't dodge any follow up
>lol ur a n00b
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>Aahhh the old New York tuxedo
what exactly does this mean
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>>558390170
Clearly you guys would have won if the 3rd person had bought slowing hex
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>>558390104
My grumpy husband
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Is it true that you should be bhopping on Celeste instead of slidehopping? It's so much harder
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>>558390153
If you're going into another engagement and you don't have abilities up you'll feel the fuck out of it being missing. yes it is good. but it's all about the necessity in this game. CDR is less valuable if the game is slow. but if there's fights/pick opportunities often you're going to want to have your cooldowns as much as possible. It's kinda like how transcendant cooldown is REALLY good but you need to ask yourself is the 3200 souls for that item CD actually going to have an effect. in most cases, yes. but maybe the 3200 on duration is a better case. you gotta ask yourself these questions as you decide on next item.
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>>558390104
Some of them I think are a bit too stylized for lack of a better way to put it(ie Infernus and Kelvin) but I still like it better than base portraits in terms of style, just not readability. It reminds me of old kitschy ads for snacks
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>>558390153
>for most characters
You're not over or under thinking, that's just a thing that's correct. It's not worth the gold or slot for most characters because cooldown matters most for extreme macro or extreme micro cases.
For example shaving 1.5 seconds off Silver's werewolf leap is huge (not necessarily saying it's worth the investment, haven't ever tried or even tried to math it out, just saying on a micro level that is a massive time difference to be able to jump again).
And for a support-oriented Ivy, wiping 20s cooldown off Rescue Beam and Health Nova plus allowing more frequent Kudzus to control waves makes a tremendous macro difference.
For most heroes though they won't care if they get to use Disengaging Sigil or Binding Word or whatever 3 seconds earlier though.
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why do people feel the need to mod everything, chill
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So is Victor completely unable to secure kills himself outside of his 1?
I get a lot of assists but no last hits unless I'm alone.
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>silver
transbian bait, morb out and hold m1 with your brain off, slop
>celeste
all of her abilities have 20 extra effects added to them for no reason, bounce distance and duration on ult is still too high, supposedly a really hard hero but everyone who plays her gets to play like a belligerent asshole and would go 0-13 if they did the same thing on shiv or billy. ultslop hero
>apolllo
same as above except his damage is even more retarded, also ultslop. if you don't spend half of your first 6k souls on counter items for apollo he will just walk up and kill you whenever he wants because his combo damage is overtuned and incredibly generous and easy to land
>rem
steal enemy resources with almost zero commitment, auto macro for retards who are too stupid to push waves, more ultslop
>graves
made for retarded people and women, just get some cd and duration and press 4 in a lane to generate insane value for your team, every graves player i see now is some giga retard pulling 10k hero damage going 2-11 but they're still not the worst player on their team due to ult value

venator is the only hero that belongs in the game everything else is made for marvel rivals/ow tourists and retarded person """"""accessibility""""
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Your major folly with arguing with people ITT is you assume they are ritualist or arcanist or something and allergic to buying the active counter items like slowing hex, disarm, counterspell, but they are in-fact seekers and initiates who don't even buy passive resistances when an enemy is shitting on them with a single damage type. They're crying about MUH 2000 DAMAGE when to an actual human being that buys correctly it's more like 600 damage per engagement.
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>>558390765
You made this post already however
As punishment I'm sentencing you to look at another picture of Silver
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>>558390765
whats your main lil bro
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>>558390839
viscous
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>>558390765
>look mom i posted a 4chan image i saved to make it seem like im high elo
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>>558390597
Its either people who have played for 3000 hours and run meme mods, or retarded coomers who just started playing and are angry its not like their gachaslop
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>>558390765
>1742729564706867.png
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>>558390839
kelvin
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>Complaining about graves ult
Yeah bro you're definitely eternus material
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>>558390839
paige
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>>558390075
>get owned by active cc
>refuse to either buy dispel magic or passive bullet resist to cuck her combo no matter what she tries
>get defensive about it
Ritualistbro...
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>>558390817
>hey're crying about MUH 2000 DAMAGE when to an actual human being that buys correctly it's more like 600 damage per engagement.
wow that's crazy bro can you give me an example of your 70% spirit resist tank frontliner build ty bless jesus
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>>558389986
It's still boring since they can't actually do anything. Have you ever tried writing it? It's not fun after a few times.
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>>558391006
meant >>558390291
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Graves shouldn't so strong for how retard friendly she is

I demand a nerf
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>>558389567
based, fuck sinclair OTP faggots
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>>558391038
If someone is shitting on you as hard as you claim and you're not dedicating at least one slot to Spellbreaker, let alone Spirit Resilience as well, on top of having other stuff that has spirit res like weighted bullets, witchmail or enchanter's emblem then nobody can help you. Buy resistances you fucking low IQ slime.
>NOOOOO THIS GUY IS SHITTING ON ME I NEED TO BUY GLASS CANNON AND LOWER MY MAX HP INSTEAD OF BUYING A RESISTANCE ITEM
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT MEANS HE GETS TO SHIT ON ME EVEN HARDER?
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>>558391167
shes already gotten a bunch
shrimply buy your counter items
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>>558391058
>Have you ever tried writing it? It's not fun after a few times.
Why are you writing the same thing multiple times?
Actually don't bother answering, the only two responses you could possibly give (commissions or obsession) are both the wrong answer
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whose a fun toxic streamer I can watch?
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>>558391257
Then what? You can't do any damage to anyone and just take longer to kill?
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How the fuck hero like celeste makes it to the game is beyond me. Are faggots making this game retarded or what? She has everything in her kit, it is ridiculous, no effort put whatsoever into balancing this bitch
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>*fixes calico's shit design'
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>>558391360
me I call people niggers any time they don't listen to my call outs
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>>558391443
Are you new? We've known the devs are retards for a while.
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Would you accept a handjob from Graves?
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>>558391418
Is this a real question because you don't understand how the exchange is meant to go once you buy a spirit res item? Are you finally gaining sentience?
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>>558391443
it's a mix of hotpoo (the horrendous risk of rain 2 dev) being hired to design characters and then the sekrit playtest group being filled with dishonest faggot streamers who refuse to give good feedback because then they wouldn't be able to rape people day 1 with the hero and stream it so they can make 200 dollars a month
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>be Rem
>jump on Victor
>we 2v6 the entire enemy team
lmao
im going to hell for abusing this sleepy lil nigga
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>>558389909
>bRO JUST RUSH DISARMING HEX AND CURSE AND ALSO SLOWING HEX AND MAKE SURE YOU BUY A METLA SKIN TOO AND UH
Nobody actually said this HOWEVER
You just lack the IQ to recognize you should buy the most appropriate one or two for the situation
>>558391418
>Then what? You can't do any damage to anyone and just take longer to kill?
It's almost like there's more to an engagement than just a basic DPS race from both sides. Or at least, there is for people with a functioning brain, maybe not for you I guess.
Usually after an enemy has burned everything and not killed you, they are out of position and in a vulnerable place. This is generally considered to be a good time to retaliate, particularly with your team if possible, because even in the worst case scenario it will still be a 6v6 instead of the 5v6 the enemy was hoping for.
Hope this helps seekerbro. Just remember, there's more to fighting in this game than the pve dps races of whatever game you came from.
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>>558391614
actually, there's hopoo and then hotpoo
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>Archon
>getting stomped
>Lash goes 16/1 and is on a 13 kill streak
>everyone buys at least 1 of Spellbreaker, Knockdown, Slowing Hex or Spirit Resilience just for him
>suddenly the game is playable against the mega fed Lash that was too stupid to buy Unstoppable with his fat stacks of cash
>we win handily despite their team raping us for 3/4 of the game
simply buy your counter items, if pisslow Archon players can do it I'm sure all the people screeching from down in the depths of shitlow can too
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>>558391614
celeste being a risk of rain 2 character now makes sense
also risk of rain 2 is a good game you faggot, better than 1
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>>558391704
nasty disgusting wolf
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>>558391682
Works with Paige as well, if you pocket a Victor he becomes effectively immortal
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DEFEND THE STRONGHOLD
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>>558391704
sexy hot wolf
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OUR GREEN WALKER IS UNDER ATTACK
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>>558391792
>pisslow
>shitlow
How does the low hierarchy go? I didn't know shitlow was below pisslow
Where does each start? Is there like trenchlow or something below both them?
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Which doto hero is making an appearance?
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paige is most likely to get raped (romantically) by:
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>"Here's... the grand finale."
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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Literlaly how the fuck are you supposed to start late game Vyper?
>Ult on a 5 second cooldown
>Slides faster than anyone can dash at her
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what do I do at this point
my allies wont ever hit the nexus and just leave even when we have the numbers
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>>558391896
>>558391946
DOOOON'T LETTT THEMMM DESTROOOOYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE
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>>558391956
I vote DOOM or chaos knight
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>>558391956
invoker (please icefrog we need a crazy micro hero)
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>>558391547
absolutely not considering what she's holding in her hand. I will however accept a footjob.
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>>558391792
>Spellbreaker, Knockdown, Slowing Hex or Spirit Resilience
>that was too stupid to buy Unstoppable
unstoppable doesnt do anything to half of these
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>>558392025
>phantom strike
>shoulder charge, punch
>echo shard
>knockdown
>shoulder charge, punch
nothin personel snakewhore
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>>558391813
literally one of the worst rogue likes ever made
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>>558392071
>those graphics
>46 fps
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>>558391689
>>558391548
I'm talking about cases where you need high investment in damage to even do the bare minimum, and where the enemy is way more resilient as well as higher dps
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>>558392310
is there something wrong with my graphics
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>>558392174
You're supposed to infer that he got shit on by knockdowns and hexes after failing to do damage due to spellbreakers. Can you visualise an apple in your mind's eye?
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>>558392071
>NO WEB
here's how to actually build that whore as a crowd control. if you're not buying web/wave alongside that shit you're high.
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Who do I main to maximize supportslut vibes?
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>>558392524
Paige
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>>558391293
Because as a patron of the perverted arts, I want to perfect writing every kink that could be even mildly enjoyable.
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>>558392474
>no bro you dont understand you're only suppose to take in HALF the information
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>>558392504
this is liderally my first paige game lol
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>>558392524
>vibes
Paige
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>>558392474
if the enemy apollo won his lane last night, how would that make you feel?
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>>558392584
Do you have the reading level of a ten year old or something?
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>>558392524
I want to mount and cum inside every paige that protects me everytime
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>>558380931
I love the funny anvil
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>be Ritualist
>mostly playing orange/M1 characters
>know items need to be bought to counter heroes but most of them are spirit items which don't do jack shit for me
>can never rely on my retards to buy them so I'm just a Venator with 10000 souls invested in slowing hex/disarming hex/curse
it's hell, Elo hell
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>>558392681
But I won lane against Apollo last night.
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>>558391464
valve hire this man
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>>558383558
the best part is them not realising hex is a projectile that can be counterspelled/riposted
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>>558389162
Spirit res alone gets it down to 600, by the time an Apollo is doing that much damage on flawless you easily have between 2000-3000 hp. Not to mention that it completely invalidates his ult mechanic.
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>>558392779
Disarming hex and slowing hex are okay for Venator since they don't give any spirit-specific stats. Plus, you can cuck someone for a very long time by hexing them after they get stunned or trapped.
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>>558392887
You're attempting to speak reason to a Seeker who doesn't buy an item unless it says +damage on it.
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>silver
>already in werewolf pussy mode trying to catch up to them
>their bebop hooks me in
I had to resist the urge to lol in all chat afterward
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>>558392654
It's Street Brawl
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>>558392991
mmmmmm werewolf pussy
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>>558392991
one time in 2024 a bebop hooked a dynamo into our entire team and we got wiped and lost the game
it was even upto that point
I still remember it vividly
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If you die 15 times to the same guy I'm going to call you a retarded faggot. Because you ARE a retarded faggot.
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i like playing as mo and krill
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>>558393054
yeah so
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Glass Cannon is the noobtrap item that keeps shitters in pisslow. Instead of buying stuff for survivability they'll see that and get it because WOW DAMAGE AND FIRE RATE and not even care about raping their health for it, then proceed to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the game with it except get killed like the glass cannon rapebait they are.
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>>558393278
hey zohan
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>>558393312
But consider this:
80>15
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>>558390765
how can you be E3 and say that Celeste's power is in her ult
do you only street brawl?
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>>558390973
>>558390892
>finish my game
>raped retards don't even have an argument and can only tell me that I must be lying about my rank
don't you faggots spend all day posting your dogshit balance opinions and saying anyone who disagrees must be low rank, and challenging people to post theirs? shouldn't you be able to challenge me by posting your own rank?
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>>558393256
True
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>>558393067
You couldn't handle it
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>>558393312
The real rapebait is trying to play a gun build with spirit items being so comically overtuned in comparison.
>No Hollow Point can't give 12% bullet res down that's too much so we're nerfing it to 9% :(((
>Escalating Exposure gives 62% spirit res down because Yoshi got raped by Haze in a back alley one time and decided all gun characters needed to suck from that moment on.
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Apollo's ult literally isn't even a true execute, it just does bonus damage to enemies below 50% hp and gets countered by spellbreaker and counterspell super hard. You fags actually like it's a lane wide Shiv ult.
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>>558389512
MINA
H-ACK
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>>558393576
you didnt post your rank though, you posted a image you saved from 4chan
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>>558393653
act like*
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>>558384626
If you're not being a meme loving fuck on Doorman then what's the point? Cart them into your walker and watch the funny
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>>558393653
I'm a gay nigger actually*
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>>558390104
Some work better than others. Some capture the vintage graphic cartoon vibe quite well. That said, I prefer keeping my online games unmodded since I prefer seeing what others see as well.
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I think it would be funny if we ever get Apollo's father as a hero, and hes a more generic savage demon guy that just goes "Kill kill kill, rape, rape, rape" whole time
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>>558392474
holy shit youre retarded
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>>558393663
>what is randomize filename? I'm coping and raped so I have to be obtuse and pretend it doesn't exist in order to facilitate my argument (which has zero substance other than "y-you're lying"
retard lmao
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>>558394013
yes yes very nice, may i ask what time zone you live in?
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for some reason I didn't think about abrams passive regen working on blood tribute damage, extremely underated item for him
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>>558391792
>retarded archon player doesnt know how items work
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>>558393312
I get survivability items and it barely makes a difference
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>>558394132
you lost buddy
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>>558393989
>Paladins
That game had surprisingly solid build system. Played it shitloads more than Overwatch.
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>>558393989
They can't do that. They'd have written themselves into a corner with Apollo being an Ixian nationalist noble that loves his father, and his father being an Ixian nationalist head of state that loves his son. If they ever ended up on opposing teams to make patron wishes (which would likely be the same thing, wishing for Ixian independence and unity or something shit) it wouldn't make any sense.
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>>558394252
gottem, nice try ivan
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Counterspell is a fun item but I feel it makes the game more unfun. Pocket can't do shit when 4 enemies have counterspell since everyone can negate his ult and skills
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>>558393616
>trying to play a gun build with spirit items being so comically overtuned
m1ggers can headshot with their gun thats never on cool down. Thats your bonus.
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>>558394198
wat? Spell breakers and Spirit Resilience to counter the Lash shitting out huge damage on people, Knockdowns and Slowing Hexes to stop him getting away, what's not to get? Do multiple people actually have so much trouble with English ITT that they think that because I mentioned Unstoppable it must apply to all four items I mentioned and not just the two that it is relevant for?
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>>558394274
I love the way they tried to copy paladins after all this time with the build system and it's just shit like
>HEY WANT YOUR BURST GUN TO BE AUTOMATIC AND RAPE EVERYTHING?
>or how about you get to jump an extra time
reminds me of dota 2 talents
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Legitimately how is Yamato supposed to lane against Vindicta and talon?
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>>558391167
they need to up the cd on her ult
she can place it off cd and immediately get value where other characters have to hold their ults for fights
so in the amount of time one of your players has used their ult she's probably used it 4 times
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>>558394292
I didnt impy that they are supposed to be on opposing terms.
Just that Apollo is an aristocrat, born into being a prince, while his father is a warlord, who had to murderrape everyone in ixia to get there.
Thats pretty much what any aristocracy was/is irl
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>>558394148
blood tribute procs berserker btw you can literally just pulse it in fountain and then go to a fight with 10 stacks
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Is Geist even good?
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>>558394598
No, you didn't. But mechanically they would be able to be on opposing TEAMS. Why would Apollo go against his father for a patron wish? It's ludonarrative dissonance.
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>>558394428
Is this what Yoshi tells himself when nobody buys Crippling Headshot because consistently headshotting someone is impossible unless they're literally stunned?
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>>558394490
I don't see it. It's just regular ASSFAGGOTS item store mechanics. Paladins had character-specific cards that you used to make a build outside matchmaking. Think you could swap loadouts during match but otherwise you were set with what you had. It did have the generic item store on top of that but it was pretty simplified compared to common mobas.
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>>558394148
its quite good on anyone that buys lifestrike
you just have to remember to toggle
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>>558385008
>my friends are building these items on celeste
what the actual fuck
they're getting metro'd?
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>>558394761
>ludonarrative dissonance
>In a multiplayer competetive circlejerk game
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>>558394826
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>>558394826
vindicta
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>>558391464
where do I get this mod?
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>>558394858
What are they doing?
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>>558394292
They could be rigging the ritual by making sure their wish gets fulfilled no matter what.
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>>558394990
Laning
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WHY DO PEOPLE RUN DIRECTLY INTO YOU WITH CELESTE ULT
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>>558394826
I do not care for Mo&Krill making out
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>>558393312
It's a fair choice as long as you buy fortitude to even it out honestly
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>>558392365
brother what
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>>558394826
>Mo & Krill
kek
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>>558395239
implying seekers buy health items
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Of course the fucking Rem is the one who ragequits
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>>558394826
GO GO GO GO
torasu kikimashita!!!
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>>558392365
somone stole all your pixels
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>>558394826
Too much meme brain rot
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>>558395305
Lay off him man he's got the strongest computer in Eritrea
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>>558394826
That Graves, Paige, Talon and Paradox are actually pretty funny
Doorman is great
Ivy, Mirage and Krill are awful, and I actually thought human Silver's was meant to be an injured portrait
Mixed bag all in all
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>just buy counter items
ok what if the entire other team is made up of overpowered characters, what then
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>>558395509
you're gonna wanna pick up a sage's mask and upgrade it into a ring of repick as soon as possible
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>release a new batch of heroes
>almost every single one is absurdly strong and also easy as fuck to play
>game has never been more popular
really joggs the nogg
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>>558395509
counterspell works on everyone
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sorry for the shitty beg sketch but i had a dream victor only had his head because the doorman was fixing his body (?) and mina got to carry him around and use him like a medusa head to deal damage
thanks for reading my blog
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>>558395601
>also easy as fuck to play
this is what pisses me off about apollo. Prior to release, it felt like he was supposed to be this uber hard high mobility high technique character and it turns out he basically invalidates having good movement because his kit gives a fuck ton of it for free
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>>558394916
>newspaper wasted on human silver instead of wolf
still funny though
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>>558395509
you wait for the next batch of heroes so you can avoid celeste
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>>558395601
>also rank bump low-mid retards into oracle/phantom so they can feel good about their artificial 'climb'
>terrorise your most dedicated players who will in all likelyhood quit before the FOMO niggers do
>game goes into freefall again
lol lmao
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>actually pulled off the cart into expanded range door into my walker combo against a a Paige earlier
I understand why people play him now
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>lane partner Mirage gets himself killed like a tard twice
>check his items
>no items
>buys Toxic Bullets the moment he hits 3.2k
>rest of the team starts feeding the enemy Drifter
Yoshi please fix the fucking matchmaking already, I was having ok games last week but now every game has at least 4 braindead retards and I can only control one of them
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presented
without
fucking
comment
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>>558395916
>I was having ok games last week but
I've legitimately been having the worst fucking time for two weeks now. I regret ever having an issue with whatever shit games I've had before because now it's literally just
>some retard feeds 0-14
>lose game
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>>558395883
>have to buy a niche item, set up door, and use two high cooldown abilities (relative to non-ults) just for a kill
it's fun to pull off but otherwise Doorman is so ass
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>>558396014
support tax hon just accept it
>>558396056
>web everyone into a cart outside of midboss
>win every rejuv for free
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>>558378181
I legitimately thought this was some multi-headed abomination until I thought it was supposed to be two people. Artist sucks at proportions, perspective, and shading.
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>3 people stop whatever they are doing to stop the guy with the urn
>urn goes through anyway
This happens pretty much every game, at this point I just ignore the urn but I really question the design of this "objective".
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>>558396014
OP bullshit character correctly relegated to 2nd place behind the honest paige chad
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>>558396014
Setting up kills is as important as confirming them
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>>558386304
please link the mod
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>>558396340
>Paige
>honest or a chad
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Im gonna miss the green cyclop turd when they inevitable replace him
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>silver bitching and crying that I retreated out of enemy spawn instead of staying with everyone else and dying
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we back to arcanist 6 boys!!!!!
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>>558396504
What are the neutrals going to become?
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I hope they replace the neutral camps with like, mexican and black gang members who you have to go shoot
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>>558395784
>terrorize most dedicated players

??? and where will they go
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>>558378658
what rank is that, even?
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>>558396749
Initiate 4
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Thoughts on my top 2 most played heroes?
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>>558396014
Thank the paige for shielding your ass and rooting the enemies
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>>558396878
small penis
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FIX YOUR FUCKING MATCH MAKING HOLY FUCK VALVE! Apalo said him and haze were eternus. What a fucking joke.
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>>558396878
trans
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>>558396961
>not a single enchanted emblem or spirit res

lol
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>>558347595
Whose got that muslim moe and krill image? I require it please
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>>558396961
>no utility
this shit isn't brool, you can choose the items you play with
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>>558396961
What rank is this game at though? also they could be smurfing. Eternusniggers smurfing in low ranks is EXTREMELY common in this game.
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>>558396957
6 inches isn't small
>>558396992
no
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>>558397039
We gave up halfway through and just said fuck it and let them win. I just made archanist today, why the fuck is it throwing me in with alerall huffing etrunus niggas?
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>>558397143
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>>558397217
you all gave up because you didn't buy the anti spirit nuke item except for drifter. enchanted emblem is one of the best items in the game, buy that instead of bullet lifesteal.
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>>558397183
your strap-on is not your real penis length
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>>558397183
correction, i actually am trans. i lied.
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>>558397424
we know, you play deadlock
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Beat THIS, Overwatch
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Mandoor
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>>558392012
I say nothing and start licking his pits
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>>558397352
Nigga they had two walkers at 10 minutes. We didnt have enough time to buy fuck all.
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>>558347595
Does this game have that werewolf bitch I heard about?
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>>558397707
no she was cancelled now go away retard
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>>558397254
Shukran, brother
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>>558397707
>>558397467
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>>558397467
disgusting
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>geist lane partner
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>>558397846
I'm terrible I know
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>>558397707
It has A werewolf bitch, but I dunno what one you heard about in particular
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>fucks Paige's brother
>steals Graves' crush
>breaks into Lash's room
Nothing personel
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>>558398070
Is her name Silver?
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>gooner mods
>furry mods
>outfit's color is different
oh my god bro where's the good stuff
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a werewolf called silver is like a vampire called onion
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>>558398345
That is indeed her name
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>>558398379
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It occurred to me I have 0 games played on Wraith
Maybe I should try her
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>>558398379
I gotchu
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>>558398473
Valve HIRE THIS MAN
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>>558398473
i dont get it
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>>558397467
Disgusting
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>>558398568
thats just
>outfit's color is different
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>>558396405
Dude you are a pathetic gooner useless garbage piece of shit, you are disgusting fat bald, a complete disgrace to your fucking family, you can't even find the simplest of things even if they were pointed at you, again, fucking pathetic scum
Fine, here it is
https://discord.com/invite/NwExmC7P5e
Join and grab roles, wait like 5 minutes for the channel to unlock and get the thing, stupid cum smelly gooner retard
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>>558398473
Next you're gonna say they'll name a sleepy character after a stage of sleeping
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I love it when the lane that fed Apollo refuses to buy either slowing hex or knockdown even as the game progresses
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>>558398739
But she does not have a wolf related name so this makes no sense. Are you stroking out?
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>>558396405
https://mega.nz/file/LA8m1aiR#cscGnoi_T-WJvesaH4l7LgE9CRyzGczm_BQaWHi0Y-U
so you don't have to join some faggy discord
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>>558399068
Silver, is related to werewolves
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>>558398473
there is no proof that Silver is weak to silver tho
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>>558399224
You might as well name a Jew 'Gas'
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>>558390502
She is specifically made to benefit from bhopping and air strafing in the classic source engine manner.
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>>558399276
Venator says that he is not going to pierce her with a stake, but shoot her with silver bullets
>>558399349
Too late, her name is Graves
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Ok but a vampire named Stake would go pretty hard
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>>558399349
That's dumb cause everyone has an innate weakness to toxic gas
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>>558399403
>Venator says that he is not going to pierce her with a stake
His loss
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>>558399450
Thats what they want you to think
>>558399403
>graves and not Paige
One job
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>>558399748
>>558399748
>>558399748
>>558399748
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Adding a new robot character and their name is Industrial Magnet
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>>558390765
they hated him because he spoke the truth
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>>558390765
you are retarded
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>>558374457
>Stop trying to quit early because your lane wasn't so good.
I usually don't want to quit because my lane went poorly, but because I look over at the top of my screen and see someone on my team fed 11 deaths to the drifter and the game only just started.
Could I win this? Yes. Does that teammate deserve for me to win it? No.



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