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TEIO
>>558781121Laisu and Ulala are the cutest.
>>558781193Is a big fat dummy!
ace on my face
Almond has no Arima goal race btwprivileged uma
You will be nice in this thread
>>558781219and sexiest
teio?
Mambo!
HANDS IN THE AIR
>>558781219yep
>16th favorite
Teio!!
I can't believe I spent more on carats to pull for her than her own figurine, but it doesn't matter, wife is secured
400 pounds
>>558780936can't find anything on this besides this video but google scholar shows defib on horses as far back as 2005
>>558781432Happy for you bro
>>558781264I hate black umas
>>558781394Time to deport
>>558781558Unfortunately, they LOVE fat, white toreena ass.
>didn't notice new bread>>558756317>If she had mated with someone, is there a stallion at the time that would've been a good fit? The foals of two eternal losers winning races would've financed their track for decades.Most loser horses don't get to breed, so I doubt any loser stallion was available at the time
>>558781432And before anyone asks, she has good taste in underwear
>>558781625>bloomsPure shit
>>>>>>>>he doubted his mommy
>>558781625>UnderwearYeah, under her bloomers.
huge
Would fuck the SHIT out of mommy creek
>>558781396yeah it's possible this was my first ever training not knowing anything, could reach upper UA with better cards, though I have optimized mine to reach UA already with my shitty cards. generally i feel like double speed is better to quickly reach 2000 and train the other stats
I want to have sex
>still falling in rankDanchou...are we gonna survive the next month?maybe we really should merge
>>558756317>If she had mated with someone, is there a stallion at the time that would've been a good fit?He wasnt a loser but it could produce VERY funny moments between urara and gold ship
>>558781701>>558781727She will adopt you whether you like it or not.
https://github.com/SweepTosher/IcarusI WILL use sweepy's new technology
>>558782170that's not a very auspicious name...
Checked the new pokemon and one of the starter reminded me of something
Post Almond Eye right now and nobody gets hurt
>>558781887Thank you very much, impressive deck
>>558782328ouhhh sweet doto
>>558782413
>>558782413I want to have sex until my penis hurts
>>558782413Also, don't forget to do your legend races for today
>>558782170Icarus is right this guy is gonna get fucking obliterated the second Cygames figures out what a github isten years from now probably
>>558782328what the fuck are these>rowlet v2>sobble v2
>>558781558My wife in the back
>>558782627>weekend at almonds
>>558782690Cute fraud
>all my rainbows disappear during URA Why does this fucking happen every single run
Wait for me Bright
>>558782703The quality looks like they went back to N64. Hell N64's quality is better
>>558782703damn these genuinely look like AI generated niggas lmao
>>558782703Ayabe, Opera, Doto
>>558782170>complete a career under 6 mins
>>558782690>>558782746Silly Sirius
>>558782703the designs are fine, they're very rarely the problem; the issue with pokemon is gamefreak knows they'll make money no matter what so they make the most bare min games with stripped featuers and call it a day
>>558781701She's 16
I have a confession to makeI wish to have sex with Digitan in a bed full of pictures of other Umas
>>558782413Sheis pure sex
>>558782703these designs SUCK ASSWHY ARE THEY ONE SINGLE COLOR EACH
I need to have sex
>>558782703Damn even Clover is better than this shit
>>558782703Every starter after gen 4 have been a complete mixed bag or straight up bad
I'm a grown ass manShe's not my mommy
>pokemongrow up
>>558782950...are grifters really trying to make blackmas an issue?
>>5587829404 more years
Oh wow. I finally have an excuse to post this.
>>558781625give her a rub
>>558783092I'll tell you, if you become a patreon or channel member ;)
>>558782170>I would very much prefer not to be under cygame's radar.uhhh doesnt the phrase "under the radar" mean being undetected? so he wants to be detected?
>>558782703Only the dog looks good
>>558783092of courseits the most predictable shit in the world
Do we have inner/outer post for Aquarius or not?
>>558783092You have no idea how important it is for them to maintain a constant 24/7 culture war. Everything is always on the table for controversy. Including things not even in English.
>>558783209Singapore chinks cant into english la
>>558782703I like it, will choose the water starter
>>558783119She is so pretty
>>558782170whales should hire someone to polish it up and then crank out 1 billion fans in the last few days of a month on a burner account
I'm interested in starting a new /uma/ team for VGL 26 reply to me if you guys are interested in supporting the team with ideas.
>>558783376Yeah, pretty stupid
by the wayabsolutely no one from Eden got banned by Cygames its been a whole month since the announcement
>>558783453Would be pretty funny just for the seethe from the divegrass schizo
I was promised ze great club apocalypse... but everyone just ranked up instead...
she won
>>558783453nah fuck off mate
>>558783092Yes. Even JP is noticing and getting tired of the grifters.
>>558783506im in eden and i got banned btw
>>558783453>/umag/Israel?
>>558783453>Team USA jersey>Black umas everywhere
>>558783506the banwave comes next week
>>558783453Find a model of Micheal Jordan and replace the name with Michelle my Baby.
>>558782413>>558782170>SweepyYour nice friend that helps you without any risk or little risk>DumpyMystery nigga>IcarussyYour retarded friend that always get you in trouble
>>558783506They arent going to ban their biggest spenders
>>558782413>Long F
>>558783626>Adds Taiki Shuttle>Plays Free Bird
>>558783719jp is in an era where 1 g aptitude is a minor annoyance
>>558781625
>>558783542I wish I could join /uma/hjong, but there's never an open spot.
I want to marry this horse
>>558783842I dont get it
>>558783542Mambo will implode any day, you gotta trust the inside man
>>558783486
>>558783570Forced diversity is wrong
>>558783453let's do it i love divegrass
>>558783092who do you think is coming here to try and stir controversy? i'm sure you're familiar with how people try to start threads here with nothing but a random screenshot of a twitter post. well, "content creators" do the same thing with 4chan posts.remember, if you fall for bait you're literally giving some youtuber a screenshot that he will use in a monetized video. do your part to starve them out!
>>558783453It's funny that almost all the generals I went to started their own divegrass team, and most of the time because I encouraged them toProbably would be better to discuss it first with our senpais, then go for it. Divegrass is always fun to watch
>>558783542>>558783923how the fuck is Mambo A+
>>558784031is forced uniformity correct?
>>558783542Club list looks a bit shorter...it does feel like a club or two imploded
>>558783453/uma/ /mug/... /umug/...
>>558782413you got it
>>558783542umanko quota lowered? since when
>use MLB Daiwa>barely get 800 wit>use LB1 Finemo>almost get 1k witHmmm I'm nyooooticing
almond rape
>>558784106Wouldnt you like to know
>>558784191MY FUARKING HERO
>>558784031Nah, I agree with the japman, 20 black npc umas are ok considering the US campaign. Michelle My Baby also looked ok and didn’t feel forced in Cinderella Gray.
>>558784283They're running sweepy+dumpy+icarussy...
>Rebricked
>>558784191NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>558784191God I want to live under Ruby's dress
>>558784350Mambo runs the world
>>558784283anyon... the audio...>>558784116It's the club list with quota included. Different anon responsible for it
>marks her trainer in front of the crowd
>>558784106dancho agreed to take backshots from whoever got 20+ mil
>>558784106The strongest club in /uma/
>>558784031But it isn't forced.Blacks are prevalent in sports in the US so it makes sense to have black umaricans. You're just crying for the sake of it.
>>558784452>anyon... the audio...I fucked it when I saved it. It is GONE NOW
>>558784616ANYON THE AUDIO
>>558784530>19 people at over 20MDanchou...
>>558784659AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>558784696why do you think he's been away all month...
>>558783542It was never going to start before rewards bwo, get ready
I was too lazy to uncap R cards, and only realized now how many carats I missed.
Why are the people mad at Cygames adding black characters to the game saying that there should only be white characters in the game? The whole cast except for maybe the 10 or so trainees born in America are Asian
>>558781897the puppet says it so the puppet gets fucked
>>558783542Honsefun has a slot open btw
>>558783542The 5mil/week for Rebricked is for the first week only, just so we're sure you're actually playing the game and not completely MIA
Racewear or winter uniform on home screen?
>>558785046All set to random
Ello tere ove em Cheval Grand
>creek will be le powercrept!>still used in jp>roll on fine motion gwo it will still be used as le second wit card!>dropped like a rock the second ramonu released
>>558784106Mambo!
>>558784926Asians are white-adjacent, chud
>>558785046All home slots umas have the school uniform on because it's a school.Only one I would consider racewear is the race slot.
>>558783453Sure, it would be fun to play against our senpai from /umajp/, just be ready to ignore the schizo that will inevitably shit their pants and try to start somethingI have some ideas:Fukukitaru as 7 posting??? as >marked (idk which uma would fit)Curren as >999 fans in a dayFalco as HOEH ARIGATOTeio as >teiofag (500KG) (fat teio model)Winning Ticket as DAAAAAAAAHHHHHBBBBYYYYY (warped chibi Ticket model)Sweepy as hehe... (sweepy sleeping model)
>>558785127Teio and Tannhauser are cute
>>558785095Big horse propaganda
>>558784972We've really come a long wayCan't believe we almost became a dead club at one point
>>558784338>Michelle My BabyBrown >>558784564>Blacks are prevalent in sportsFor men, not women.
>>558785224HER NAME IS MAMBO
>>558784972probably two next month...
hashirehashireumamusumambo
Maybe vegans had a point, Id sell my soul for some almond milk rn
>>558785095imagine having slept with Ruler thinking she was Cheval, and the next day telling her she was great in bed, but she has no idea what you're talking about
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. Even if you're already in a club or on cooldown, we can still send you an invite. We'll have a few open spots after club rewards are sent out, so reply with your ID if you're interested>comfy, active A+ club>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week>don't flatline for 5 days
Why didn't they add black umas in scenario L'Arc. There so many blacks in Paris it's insane.
>>558785332>BrownOf course, of courseThe 195cm basketball-loving uma is actually a brown latinx from Texas and toootally not black
>>558785360MATIKANETANNHAUSER
Why are there so many almond eye fags here? Is she even for (you)?
>>558785502doto would do this
>>558785634>Is she even for (you)?yes, very
>>558785634I LOVE ALMOND EYE
>>558785585MAMBO
>>558785634One of the most for (you) umas in the game rn
>>558781558...the right one is cute. >>558782950we are, as the kids say it, "cooked" as a species
Cucumber get
Praying for a slot to open in the club I want to join!
>600/600/600/600/600 every career >niggerzensky has refused to give me anything but 1* bluesshe's gonna experience that 80's domestic violence
>>558783453Nobody cares about divegrass, fuck off
>>558785634It's one guy
>>558785759TANNHAUSER
>>558783854Post ID. We will make a spot
>>558784259SHUSH
>>558785634>he doesn't know
>>558785634>Is she even for (you)?This has been discussed in the previous threads already, where were you been when that was happening?
>>558785558Light-skinned Black Uma
>>558785634unironically one of the mostand (you) for her too
>>558785839OMATSURI MAMBO
You know you're old when you're getting misty eyed with stuff like this
>>558785634Arguably Buena tier. Her entire career is literally her theme song.
>>558783701I should fix my posture or else I'll give myself carpal tunnel
>>558785634She's so for (you) that (you) becomes for her
>>558785502what if i get 20m in the first week and then flatline for the rest of the month
>>558785985blue eyes white uma
>>558785862Tazuna umapyoi
>>558785634/umajp/ hates Ai, they collectively agreed to shill her here as a way to detect global players when the generals merge.(I still won't hate her even though I know this)
Welp, guess I have to make a plan to roll for Ai-chan too
>>558786059Incredible start.
>>558786181But why do they hate her?
>>558786020NO, TANNHAUSER
>>558785327True, shoutouts to danchou for pulling the club together to get it to this pointHere's to another year or so (hopefully)
>>558786248She mercilessly bullies Lilac for no fucking reason but to only satisfy her ego. Why did she hate Lala so much?
THIS DORK
>>558782950SHIIIIIIEEEEEEET
>>558786415She should eat her veggies. That would make her cuter
>>558786415
>>558786424>Black Oguri showing her white hand
>>558783453Put Normal Day in the team
>>558786248I think it is PTSD because she is random encounter boss in some scenario and basically has 99% to brick your career at the very end or smth like that
>>558786415My oshiwife is so lucky
>>558786181Why would you lie on the internet like this...
>finally got a dirt A run with 3 greens>it low rolled again>unironic witlet with a wit deckThis is just tragic now
>>558786248Because they are evil.Luckily there is a way to thwart their evil plans, you must go into /umajp/ and post "Ai love you"
>>558786264NO, MAMBO
>>558786564Musume: pretty
>>558786618>pajeet
>>558785365nyooo don't say that...
>>558786643Post deck
>>558786691TANNNNNHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAUSER
>hot sexo fashionista gyaru Ebayan was my #1 pick in previews and first few days after debut>weirdo puppet girl is now my #1 after a weekwhy
Her name is Machitan
>>558786643>mutating
>>558786825Puppet
Her name is Special Chud
>>558786868>He doesn't have the confidence and patience to mutate his oshis
>>558786825puppet erotic
>>558786868it's called oshi gaming bwo
Who is the most for (me) if I look like this
her name is pretty derby
>>558786643That looks good to me
>>558786825Literally just Doto but autistic
>>558787031gold city
>>558786868i want to fuck king halo's mouth
>>558787031Gold City
>>558786802MAAAAAAAAAMBO MATSURI MAMBO
>>558787031Curren
>>558785634every uma is for (you)
>>558787031gold city heliospalmerjordan
>>558787031Mejiro Ramonu
>>558787031Haru Urara
>>558787158I give upHer name is still Matikanetannhauer tho
machitanbo
i want to fuck king halo in every body part
>>558787185They hate black trainers
Why are all the Mejiros attractive
>>558785634These idiots were made for eachotherShe gets sick after a race and while in her fever induced multi day coma she naturally reached out for trainers hand when he drew nearAnd even though it literally started burning his hand when she did it due to the body temperature Trainer still grabbed that hand and held it till she woke up
>>558786825because marche a cute and you have good taste
>>558787031100% Tokai Teio
>>558786027Ardan is so lucky to have Chiyo as a do-, eh, friend.
>>558787294>unc forgot that ryan existed
>>558785634I started getting into Keiba in 2018, now I'm soulbound to her
>>558787249>>558787283I WINher name is still Mambo
>>558787039
>>558787031Why do you look like this? Have you no shame?
>>558787307how would a fever cause a burn wtf???
>>558787409dont say that...
Speaking of Hachimi and Mambo
>>558787534Umas already have higher body temp than ningens do and Ai also has a condition where she retains heat more than usual so the fever basically increased that by a lot
>>558787294The tomboy is disgusting
>>558787249>Matikanetannhauer
Is the quota for /uma/club this month 65 million or 70 million
>>558787534pain and burns start to appear at about 45°iirc umas have a higher base temp of their bodies
>>558787534She is THAT hot
HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE TV DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CHANNELhttps://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027428520222462217https://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027428520222462217https://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027428520222462217https://twitter.com/umamusume_eng/status/2027428520222462217
I'll plap plap rice and mayano
>>558787723dang ol matsuri mambo
>>558787701Give her proper hairstyle she will be hot. Doesn’t even need to be long hair
>>558787307Ai fell HARD for Aitore right after this too. Not that I blame her cuz that's some dedication right there
Okay but I really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>558785634Generic multi-G1 fraud who people only like because she's le "popular" and a ""winner""Same reason why people like umas like Rudolf, Brian, Orfevre, Gentil etc: because of their fraudulent records. Anyone saying it's because of le personality or other such nonsense is pure cope because it's not like these umas had any to begin with.
>>558787965>dead beat father
>>558787842I don't own a TV
>>558787307True love at its finest
which clubs are the Teio posters in
>>558787908gay>>558787974retard
>>558788019She's not a father.
>>558788019Thats like the one thing stego isnt>>558787916Yeah its honestly understandableAnd double yeah thats probably the moment Ai REALLY fell for her trainer
>>558787842>woke localization Fuck off
I fapped to Ardan.
>>558787974Post your oshi
>>558787842PLEASE SUBSCRIBE
>>558788067Mambo
>>558788067There was an anon that was keeping tabs of Teioposters and what clubs they're in. Not sure if he's still with us or already quit
>>558787842Sillies.
>>558788067Almondlove
>>558788179>censored Christmas No
>>558788147you don't know japanese
>>558787974Masterful bait
>>558788087I’d pay to lick sweat of vodka’s abs and if you wouldn’t do the same you are admitted homosexual
>>558785634dude
>>558788302This kills the vodka
>>558788326holy fuck
>>558788326>Christmas We don't say that here
>>558788302
>>558788423>we
>>558788291The say happy Christmas in english in JP voiceover you retardMihono also calls you “mastah” in JP voiceoverSomehow the localized subtitels dont have any of that
>>558788447>wuz
Nice
>>558788469>he bit the baitanon...
>>558787842>Together we are known as 1amThis is a joke I would make and then get told to kill myself.
>>558788423THOSE ARE HOLIDAYS YOU SICK FUCK
>>558788612Kill yourself
fucking vodka sexually
Join Autis/uma/. Give me your Trainer IDs for invites next month.
if you read this then I'm sorry danchou I'm too busy playing Resident GOTY 9 to do runs
>>558788669No, kill yourself
>>558788445Do you want to have sex with your own mom anon? Because according to the retard in your image you do.
>>558788662First you have to let her ride passenger on your motorcycle mr.trainer
Adding black umas just invites racism in the Uma community.I have never been the target of this much racial hatred before these UoC got added to the game, Now I can't got a single day without being victimised by some fucking losers racist "jokes"
>>558788656
>>558788445I accept your concession
>>558788726Later. I asked first.
>>558788716>playing goyslop
Doto's a master of Enka?
>>558787842Is it just me, or is Tachyon kinda weird as the straight (wo)man.
You guys ever had wild blueberries? This shit just absolutely rapes.They're so fucking good compared to regular ones its not even close.
Oh great, doto is raping again.
>
>>558788875huh?
>>558787842shan't be watching reddit umas
>>558788743Incest is Wincest>>558788747Every Umas hate black people
>>558788859The joke is that both of them don't fit as a comedy duo and it clashes with their own character writing.
>>558788875I have never seen a blueberry in real life.
>>558788302Vodka would do everything for her trainer if you pressure her enough
>>558788835how many mediocre indie RPGs about rape have you played bud, just asking
>>558788669Im already in Umatism.
does the puppet stay on during sex
>>558788957
>>558789003The puppet participates.
>>558788989Vodka would do anything for her trainer regardless if you asked or not
>>558789003and the hat too
>>558788994That’s a good club. Fair enough.
>>558788934>>558788987What you never had blueberries before?? Is that even possible in this day and age
>>558789003if it's on during the hot spring cutscene = sexlike el's mask and golshi retard helmet
>>558787842>manzaiWe call it two-person comedy act.
>>558786087that's completely fine, the problem is when we need to cross our fingers and bank on people reaching their quotas in the last few days
>>558788925Fucking greedy whore
>>558789093Digitan is a real one
>>558788987thiswe don't eat blueberries in my part of the world. There's blueberry products like jams and flavorings and such, but I've never seen an actual blueberry
>>558788747Just ignore them?Try browsing flag boards and you'll see that the overly racist ones are almost always thirdoids with a chip on their shoulder. It's the same on social media except to a greater extent because 1. they get monetized so they try to farm engagement by making everything a controversy and 2. because it's easier to grift and get reactions and some people are REALLY desperate for any kind of attention, kind of like (You)baiters here.
>>558788934>>558788987He's trying to trick you into eating poisoned wild blueberries, retards. Ignore him
I've been slacking all CMCan Xoguri Cap win this for me or is she glue?
>>558788991>muh rapeThey don't deserve money and time after pandering to casuals.
>>558789243>>558788987they're overrated as hell. If you've ever had a strawberry, imagine that but there's no payoff to taking a bite. It's just bland and its better off as an ingredient.
>>558789302Anon its bait. He even created the Uoc (uma's of color) acronym which is actually really cute.
>>558789353Probably
I'm down to cream black umanko, just saying
>>558789401Ugly OCs
>>558788989
>>558788326There's 3 outfits she can wear depending on the dialogue you chose. All 3 of them are different types of dates too. >1st dress from the left is trainer cooking a homemade Christmas meal with her (he also literally calls her princess, it's cute). Ai offers to help out and they cook together>2nd outfit is they go together to a Christmas party after getting invited by Ai's kid fans and you see that Ai is pretty good with handling kids which is cute>3rd outfit is a "mature" type of date where trainer takes her out to a fancy restaurant and Ai comments that she looks forward to be pampered by the mature trainerAll of them are really cute, her Christmas event is great
would it be okay to cuck my Oshi with Ai-chan... I just think I like Ai-chan more now...
>>558789365you couldn't be more obvious, go talk about how nigger umas ruined the franchise or something
>>558788747Bro, who cares how shitposters feel about our race? People just be saying shit online just because they can.
>>558788875I finally covered the blueberries in my section so the birds can't get them.I don't know if they are wild, but they are pretty nice.
>>558789158Sorry anon but i only had wild blackberry bushes near my home
>>558789340>dotoposterI should have known...
>>558789593Kris S... packed up...
>>558789394You clearly haven't tried wild blueberries then. I agree, a lot of regular ones taste bland. Some taste tart and a little sweet at best. But wild ones truly do rape, try them and you'll believe me...>>558789340I don't mean literal wild ones but the cultivated wild farmed ones. You can buy them in stores.
ALL WE HEAR ISRADIO GA GARADIO GOO GOOALL WE HEAR ISRADIO GA GARADIO BLAH BLAHRADIO WHAT'S NEWRADIO SOMEONE STILL LOVES ONLY YOU
Women in pants are my absolute weakness
>>558789401Improved
>>558789717sex with LoY
>>558789717Cute
>>558789340doto would "accidentally" do this
>>558789704dont fucking eat wild berries whats wrong with youyeah I wanna shit my brains out by eating garbage that even the raccoons won't eat, said no one ever
>>558788747Why aren't you into dragonball or something instead of uma like a normal black guy
>>558789593Kris S is not a nigger, you however, are a nigger
>>558789786>fatfags ruining waifus
>>558788747get a job nigger
My autistic brown wife...
>>558789786>the puppet is not pregnant too
Holy shit just had a run where it's clearly against me. Classic Year and I've already emptied my Riko mood up stocks and the mood downs are still happening even after the Riko stocks
>>558789401>all the recent black uma art>nobody made fanart of the evil black australian uma that btfo'd ObuhiShame because she looks cool
I think I get it nowthe vast majority of umas can be categorized as either autistic or tomboyishor boththis is why they're so sex
>>558788957 >>558789302 >>558789593 >>558789838>Replying to a post with a Seiun Sky image
>>558789784Based and redpilled
giving umamusume ketamine so i can rape her
Doto would hand you a gun and say "do it" and the gun is bright orange with a nerf dart in it. And then shoot it and it was an actual real gun the whole time.
>>558789896>favorite waterI don't get it, does this uma have an obsession with water or what?
>>558790019>t. the raped
>>558789717
>>558789830wild farmed =/= wildThey're sold in a variety stores, look it up. If they poisoned anyone it would be news in minutes and shut down.
>>558787031
What do you think of age-gap romance?
>>558789919And now I'm on trainee recreation but at least I got this out of it
>>558790089win win
which uma is a fentanyl addict other than Shakur and Nakadashi Festa
>>558790179I'm very fond of men between the age of 40-60.
>>558790027Doto would force me to put the barrel in my mouth while she starts massaging my crotch, threatening me that if I get an erection, she's going to pull the trigger
>>558790019i'm surprised nobody ever mentions that the girls are clearly k-holing when they go to the infirmary
>>558790052https://x.com/IScreamKat/status/2013989815427985833
>>558790052Yeah, she also buys her water online
>>558790237mayano......
>>558790237t. Almond Eye
>>558790179Immoral and should be banned at tracen
>>558790237CURREN NO
>>558790237fuji...
>>558790296>room temp waterNasty fucker
>>558790179with how fast generations are changing these days it causes a communication barrierIt's not like the old days where every single women needed a financially secure man to provide for them
>>558790237>t.
I hope they make more Umamusume manzaiUmamusume M-1 Grand Prix when?
>feels like playing>can't. sweepy already emptied my TPnyoo.....
>>558790237Helios...
>>558790237falco...
>>558790393Its the best thing to quench your thirst
>>558790493is that bamboo memory on the left
>>558790568Yes
>>558783453>Anyone interested in being a co-manager?>Also should /uma/ still be called /uma/ for Ladies Night?
>>558790237Light Hello...
umankos
>>558790237Put on the Teio wig and cock cage and we will work something out.
>>558790568it's Fuku with dyed hair
>>558785634>why do so many people like the uber attractive girl that’s a serial winner
>17 years old
>>558790649
Just lost my 3rd debut race in a row.
>>558790237But Topro I'm 23...
>>558790952She shares a room with Kris S
>>558790952Yes
>>558790952Can't wait for this hag
>>558790971Ulala-chan...
I'm hungry but I'm pretty sure eating will make my tummy hurt
I want a new thread
i choose sweepy
>>558790952Too old
>>558790887Speaking of
>>558790971I'm having the run of my life. Countless mood downs, lost races, bad inspirationsReally tempted to Sweepy right now
>>558783453You obviously need one or two of the avatarfags in your team, get Ryan and swap model her hair or make her bald anything is better than whatever she has
>>558791093Who's the fourth Uma?
>>558790393Room temperature and even hot water is good for your throat.
>>558781121Saw the movie last night. I've seen it once beforehand, but the theater made it an absolutely great viewing experience than just watching at home. Tbf, it was a late showing with a handful of people, but I'd recommend anyone go watch it if they have the opportunity to. Some of the more high-energy scenes are gorgeous on the big screen in a way that can't be captured anywhere else.
>>558791052>check timeline>April 2027
Forever Sexo
>>558791093machan has massive breasts here and I love paizui so I choose machan
>>558791243Who did you go with?
>>558791243>shit subsNo>>558791287That's a hag.
What's sex with Agnes Tachyon like
>>558791402Low cortisol
>>558791402You won’t remember it in the morning
>>558791243I'm not a poorfag so I have a big screen at home
here's the midwestern aryan queen you guys ordered>>>/v/733935272
>>558791316>machan has massive breasts here and I love paizui so I choose machanA man after my own heart. Holy fucking based.
ALWAYS
>>558791402smelly
>>558791510a big screen tv is something even poor families buy to have the sense of not being poor, and they're quite affordable nowadays due to the expensive TVs being cornered by the OLED gimmick
>>558791359My bf.
>>558791402
>>558791896teiobro...
>>558791896Be my bf instead.
I'm sick and bored but umasturbating is unappealing when sick
Guys I think my cortisol levels are spiking...
>>558791402Dead fish or rape dungeon. No in-between
I really love huge breasts
>>558791198>ryanWe want people to watch and support the team tho
>>558791896So no funny solo theater stories then. Lame.
this is my wife btw
>>558792098Me too.
Did they change the odds on the acupuncture event? I'm getting the fail almost every time on winning chakra.
>>558792213Dober is a good horse
>>558792247your dumpy?
>>558792247you're supposed to fail almost every time with winning chakra
>>558791198>giving them even more attention and shitting up the thread even moreNo thank you.
>>558792219I'm glad we're on the same page
>>558783453fuck off
>>558792247Just press charming if dumpyless
>>558783453Didn't someone already do this like a month ago? I'll just reiterate my support for Gaslight Dancer.
>>558792213She's been eating a bit too much since retirement...
>>558791896You are a female, right? And I mean legacy female.
there's not enough global distinct good memes
>>558792513mejiro doughber
>>558783453Add Teiobro but use a huge slug as the model
>>558792318The top option is the desperation one, I think it's called Power. Winning is free recovery skills and it used to be like 60% success.
>>558792098>>558792219>>558792415Holy fuckingn Fuck yeah.
mejiro thoughber
>>558792602>legacy femaleKek
>>558792602grass... why are you smiling at me like that...
Sakura Chiyono O
>>558792602there's no females. alleged females should show cunt or fuck off
>>558792602You already know the answer. Stop lying to yourself.
>it's a "dirt spark run is destroyed by a 20% training" episodeI-It was a shit run anyways. Fine Motion wasn't giving me great wit trainings anyways...
>>558791885Who said it is a TV? Retard
>>558792939>20% trainingwhy are you fooling yourself, you knew the risks
>>558791859I WANT TO BE WITH YOUUUU
>>558792914dober is so pretty...
You guys surely aren't making Grass Wonder THE Japanese Yamato Nadeshiko sing the USA song right.
>>558792602No sane biological woman would admit to being a woman on 4chan
>>558793101Her boyfriend is so lucky
I would rape Mejiro Dober
Males are so fucking annoying about everything."Legacy Female" Every woman should be allowed to kill a male once a week
FUCK THIS SHITI'll have fun with Harmony instead
>>558792914You know your trainee would be pretty disappointed if she knew you are gay.
>>558793291>saneThere is your answer
>>558793225more like yamete nakadashi
This is a male thread on a male board. No girls allowed.
>>558793356>training DotoEnd her career
>>558793291>sane biological womanDoes not exist, change my mind.
>>558793291>modern women>sane
>>558793291>sane
>>558783453kys nigger
>>558793291>sane biological woman
>>558793008fucking faggot ass no one brags about having a big fucking monitor or a fucking projector, shut the fuck up you queer little bitch
>>558793492>>558793560>>558793568>>558793624Smart funny people working hard to craft original comedy with their powerful minds
>>558791359I stepped away to walk my dog for a few minutes and the other Agnes poster answered in my place. I went alone because I wanted to see the movie but also don't live close enough to my friends who would want to see it. I think watching it with other people would have been nice, but on the other hand I also feel kind of satisfied since they probably wouldn't be able to shut up during the film.>>558792602They're a troll who stole my reply
is this the uma&co NTRfag that was confirmed to be a woman or is this some other guy? NTRfag posts are not abhorrent inflammatory garbage so I'm inclined to believe the latest
LongKINO can't come soon enough.
>>558793480so true bwo... this is our thread and our board.....
Almond Eye is completely sane
>>558793701I used a Bakushin image bro what more do you want
I love BIG TITS and I cannot lie!
>>558793701You're seething because you didn't come up with that one
Will mambo have a spot next month?
>>558793705Sticking my fingers inside her to control her like a puppet
>>558793762Quit Erping
men bad women dumb
>>558793717What track is considered SlopKino?
>>558793710>NTRfag posts are not abhorrent inflammatory garbage I've seen otherwise but yeah crystalcafe imitation posting on a male dominated board and thread just goes down as really weak trolling
>>558792710more sag
>>558793895that's my daring gf tact
>>558793895Marrying Tact and treating her like a queen
>>558793934Sprint 1000m (soon)
>>558792602I would be very surprised if there's even a single woman on here. And even if there were, she'd be retarded to out herself.Anyway, Dantsu Flame tits.
>>558793739I can’t tell how ironic Riceposters are being half the time
>>558793717We really need a longkino apology form
>>558793893Quit being a faggot
>>558793982Never Ever
>>558793701yeah i can believe you're a woman after this post
Tongue bath
>>558793291>Women>Being Sanelollmao even
>>558794132
>>558793704I trust you bro. I would go with middle yuropean dacchis, but as you see yurop was not included
Didn't even realize it at firstYou just gotta love the Overlord man
>>558794478Which cm can i use her in? As pace...
>>558794176no its just the return of the agnes troll its obvious
>>558793704>Agnes
>>558794478click the lobby bubbles fucking idiot
>>558793345That's not very ladylike, maybe 50 more dozes of hrt will fix that sis
>>558793345>Every woman should be allowed to kill a male once a weekWas killing their own child once a month not enough?
10 playable umas with the oldest seiyuu.
Stop posting Doto pics.I already fapped today
>>558794696>abortion is le murderYep, it's peak retard hours rn
damn it's crazy seeing the positive reception to rulership and her similarity to cheval and then over here we just have really mean jokes about bamboo and yaeno
>>558794813MARVELOUS
>>558793345What drives a boy to write something like this?
>>558794813They look nice, would breed their dusty eggs.
>>558794860YWNBAW
>>558794590Tachyon -> AgnesDigital -> DigitanFlight -> Shakur's owner
I'm getting too many (You)s today and its making me feel overstimulated...
>>558795030High cortisol post
>>558793345God that sounds hot.
>>558795030(You)
>>558794986Need my knightly nursing handjob
What is this cortisol stuff I keep seeing?
>>558795030Post more Michael Jordan
>>558794590wife
Knowing how to farm (You)s is a skill most of you lack.
>>558795090>ahemaruMmmmm big titty prolapseslop
>>558795240When the selection ticket drops I'm going to take SO many Jordan screenshots. I promise.
>>558795260find a sticky and post>THREADS REPORT INwith that star wars or whatever image
Almond Eye is the uma world’s LeBron
Jordan's preview episodes actually made me a little invested in an uma I literally gave zero shits about before then.
>>558795260something something cleating SSRs
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>558794590
>>558795216>
7 and there will be grave consequences.
>>558795473I haven't trained an uma musume in 2 weeks.
5 and I fap to Forever Young while at work
>>558795082Maru-chan would say that
>>558795216
>>558795260I don't need to bait for any, I have nice conversations and a natural flow of (You)s just being myself.
>>558795453Honestly, it's a touching story. It gives you the feeling that even a complete idiot can shine as long as they have the right support
do you retards even play the game?
>>558795216that's what makes your body produce stress bro, so having a cortisol spike means being stressed
>>558795453>We got another one!
>>558795745considering we have the top clubs here, yes we do, /v/
What are the /v/ clubs?
>>558795745I just jerk off to the Umas
>cucks Opera from another W and kickstarting her downfall>cucks Doto from being overlord Opera's first>cucks Shakur from redeeming herself by being the first to beat the best racehorse in japanThere are bad umas, there are evil umas, but there's only one TRUE VILLAIN
What is Doto doing?https://youtu.be/OrGsd5GACvg
>>558795695Sixty seven!! I know that one! I'm so hip...
>>558795745I only play when I get a new uma/story chapter/event
Biwa is the real super villain btw
>>558795745Niggy i have been parent farming pasa mines for 2 weeks.
There’s an uma game?
>>558787741it's only 61m but due to missing members we have to band together to average at least 71 each this month, it gets a little more complicated when you start to consider what is fair after you've crossed that number as a club and the burden of wether you remove those who failed to even come close to 60 but got around 50 instead.
>>558796045His best
>>558795960This. I watched a few episodes of the anime but never touched the game. I'm just here for cute and hot umas.
which one do you prefer
>>558796237i gave up and i'm using a 1* wit 2* dirt pasa
>>558796254Ganbare, /uma/ club
>>558796045hanging on
>>558796317mayano cute but its left for me
Tazuna's pov
>>558795745Yes
>>558796317towa
>>558796317I don't really have a say in the matter...
>>558796045old man doto...
>>558796317always the uma
>>558796317This one
>>558796317Always big fat tits for me. I only roll for uma with really nice, big boobies, even.
>>558796317Adult Mayano
>>558795745I've been stuck in Ace making hell for the last 2 weeks yeah
>>558796317Maya, as she loves ojisans for free
Left or right? Going for B finals.>inb4 pace I don't care, I'm not mutating her into a front.
>>558796785Arigatou!
>>558796785HOEEEHHHHHH
>>558795495preferuje agnieszke cyfrową
What do I think about it
>>558796653
>2nd in debut>slow metabolism>recover>slow metabolismhmmmmmShame to have spent 60 TP for this run
>>558796889>pacelol
Big tits or bust
Biwa's big pecks
>>558796405Thanks anon
>>558796254ok I think I'm at 65 million right now, another day of fan grinding tomorrow + today and I'll be done
>>558796785I feel like drawing Falco sometime this week
oreng
Gentildonna is literal perfection. Gorgeous face, thick, huge boobs. Just the total package. 10/10
Need an instant loss 2koma of Forever Young acting smug after her Breeder's Cup win and saying americans ain't shit which angers a bunch of faceless reporters then the next panel is her getting ruthlessly fucked silly and finally breaking and admitting that she can't beat americans after all between intense orgasms
>>558795473hehe
>>558796889inherited SFV doesn't work so none of these
Forever Young loves American men and Saudi money
>>558794015>>558793973I LOVE BIG UMAAAAA
>>558795473I hate unity
>>558796317here's a tougher one
>>558797413For reaaaaal. It's so ridiculous how amazing she is. She's my favorite too, I really can't fucking wait for her, man.
>>558795745yes
>>558795473Out of TP + I'm mad at my last couple runs
>>558797592Smelly
JP veteran hereAll i can say about the new USA scenario is: japanese are horrible at drawing niggers
>>558797623The shupos still require more correction
I find it funny how if you are too slow to press skip they throw at you the gay ass breeding scene
>>558796889I doubt you will be seeing front heavy lobbies in B finals so NSM might be a dudInherited SfV is a dead skill, take the Mummy tax
>>558781701>>558781727>>558782262>>558787616I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>Be me>A retard>Want more Umas>Wasted 150 pulls on Biwa back then, didn't get her>Wasted 100 on Gold City, didn't get her>Wasted 150 on Ardan, didn't get herI think Cygames has a vendetta against me bros, for some reason I never managed to get the girls I wanted, I shouldn't have pulled for cards now I have no pulls...
>>558797553Ebayan getting the dubai special...
>>558795473i just made lunch (hot dogs + kraft dinner) and am about to do my OTHER GAME dailies
>>558797326thanks for doing your fair part anon. . .
I know they had to make Forever Young hot but damn. She has the best body in the franchise.
>>558797413
>>558797686ANON YOU'RE RETAINING TOO MUCHPULL AND SPURT
>>558797883true
Does Cygames really rig your races just before a new scenario is released?
>>558797960What is this creature I keep seeing.
>>558797883You could say this is the beginning of a new era.
>>558797413Indeed
>>558796317I prefer Miuka.
The Gold family is getting even bigger now…
>>558788469>subtitelsreally makes me think
>>558793560the curse of the witch
>>558797978Neo 2.0, Ai 2.0 and Cheval 2.0
>>558797592>Aroma KinenCan't believe this made me cuckle. Fucking Rudolf level joke.
>>558798031They cooked too hard on her
>>558796068Maru I love you..
>>558797975i want to fuck mirako
>>558797434you're the final boss of porn addiction
>>558797821>>558797536Thanks, good thing I was borrowing Taiki. I'll use mummy instead.
My aces usually get around 1500-1700+ SP at the end of career with 3 extra non-career races yet Grass only manages 1300-1400 SP max with the same extra races
>>558798013
>>558788875>the rapesposter is backlove your posts your subtle sense of humor absolutely rapes me every time.
>>558797974nyoThe next thing to roll on for me is in July and then Digitan alt in august
>>558798206
Remember, no matter how strong, fast, and scary Forever Young might be, she’s just a dirt horse.
Is cortisol the new w*man word, like performative
>>558797974smalltime
᠏
>>558798317It's just a meme nigga
>>558797831If you skipped just 1 of those you'd have a guaranteed exchange to ensure one of them. An expensive lesson that should have been learned after the first failure.
>>558798290most sold umabook during comiket btw
Silence Suzuka can only cum if you’re gently choking her
>>558798425"Memes" are for *omen
>>558798425>Look up what it meansThat word is a meme now?
>>558798472hot
>>558798314maybe she can become like agnes digital, a grass mud horse
WHY HAVENT THEY ANNOUNCED WHEN AQUARIUS CUP STARTS AIIIIIEEEE
>>558798608to spike your cortisol
>>558798317i think its a meme literally because of that guy clavicular so im not sure its woman coded
>>558798443Not surprising
>>558798425There hasn't been a good "meme" in over a decadeIf it doesn't make me at least smirk, it's not a meme, it's mass mental retardation
Rice Shower can only cum if you’re violently choking her
>>558798608They have
>>558798443Umayome usually is yeah
so is mayano
>>558798314This, can't wait to see that dirtoid get 14th in the humiliation ritual Arima Kinen
i can only cum if silence suzuka is choking me (by covering my mouth and nose with her feet)
>>558798710where and when
>>558798825This, but with her ass instead of her feet.
Almond Eye will only cum if you’re teasing her nipples or rubbing her ears. She’s a needy lover.
My fellow Ardanbros, I shall be entering her in the Dirt CM and aiming for victory.Wish me luck
>>558798873In my dreams.
>>558798695No, it's a meme just like how stuff like "Doto is evil" or "Special Chud chestnutter" is a meme here. Just because you don't personally like it doesn't mean it's not a meme. Stop being pretentious.
Can someone translate this I know you people post herehttps://twitter.com/Mia_Sestan_kiri/status/2027384368059072922
>>558799006Whatever makes you happy, Ardanbro.
>>558799006good luck bro
>>558799079Those aren't memes. Those are truthsDoto is evilSpechud is racist
>>558798571Yeah! One of the few I actually like...
>>558799203Spechud defended glorious nippon against the disgusting frog invader that beat the shit out of El Condor Pasa. She has good reason to be racist.
>>558798695you're just jaded. you have to learn to relax and just laugh at things again.
>>558799006Hey babe
>>558799145she likes dick
>>558799006Good luck bro, I would have done the same if I had her
>>558799006Wishing you great tidings and blessings. Go get em!
I like the low cortisol meme song
>>558799295nta how do I unjade myself
>>558799079/uma/ memes are great. I love this thread.
>>558798267but are you using the same cards
I FORGOT THE FIRST DAY OF LEGEND RACE FUUUUCK
It's giving me bestie vibes
>>558799465what's the song
>>558799434
>>558799509
>>558799509it's okay, anon! it was just hishiama. nobody likes her anyway. You're fine.
>>558799529Idk I just leave it on loop when I stumble on the meme clip
>>558799310Be careful Ardan this Chiyo likes to rape
>>558799509youre going to miss a rainbow shard permanently because of this. hope it was worth doing whatever else you thought was so "important."
>>558799458Mejiro Paizuribait
>>558798608It starts when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars. This is well known and does not need announcement
>>558799145>Hey Miku do you to also like penis?>I love to lick, pero~ pero~, then suck suck until he comes.
>>558799145My spanish isn't the greatest, but I can try. Feel free to correct me.>"In my youth I learnt the secret language of the Silurius(?), called Silurengo(?).">proceeds to speak absolute giberish>"ooooh">"what did you just say?">"I want another dick(?)"
Passionate unprotected love making with Dober
who was in the wrong here?
>>558799796I know that's not true but I was out with a friend seeing the best movie I've seen in theaters in like 5 years (Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie)
>both mayano and finmo agemasen's me>kitasan doesn't finish her chainREEEE
>>558800004TMO
oh fuck i actually got choco bourbon from a daily
>>558799821True if big (they are big)
>>558800004THAT EVIL BASTARD TM OPERA O
>>558800049Sexo Suzuka
>>558800189Explode
>>558800004FUCK TM OPERA O
>>558800189Implode
>>558800094It feels so good to have chains actually finish in JP now. It does still suck when the card doesn't pop up at all for whatever reason though.
>>558800004I like this
>>558800049Who would be attracted to this?
>>558799524W-What does that mean
>>558800340me(ek)
>>558799495I love you too bwo <3
>>558800319
I see
>>558800443bean soup theory
Happy Meek more like Happy Meal
>every /uma/ club already has or will have free spots for next month>playerbase will only shrink after TB releaseIt's unironicallly over
>>558800705Everyone who loses to Oguri is fed to her after a race.
>>558800765my uma club is full :D
>no space added after the periodCygames needs to be destroyed
>>558800765MY CLUBMATES ARE DEAD AND WE'RE STILL ON A+ SOMEHOW
ever since the horse bestiality stuff that one day I feel uncomfortable about the horseposters now like they could be one of them
next thread won't be better
>>558800004Tm opera o.
I fucking hate unity training by now. I know by the first summer, if the run is glue or not. Cant we just get to Mant and uma abuse already. At least there I can make better parents and more fans even on bricked runs. Man I hate this dogshit unity trash
>>558800192Made for spurting between..
>>558796254>the burdenholy fuck just add a sweepy
>>558800881Nigga it's Doto.
>>558800603I get it and now my cortisol levels are spiking!!
>>558799145>In my youth I learned the secret language of the Silurios, the Sirulengo> (gibberish) Tongo tongo, avuvungo, tolin tolan(umas impressed)>What did you tell him?>that he likes di-
Why does Doto need such gigantic tits?
>>558800873one guy or a handful are carrying you
Next thread will be buffer.
>>558800292how did they change it to be more consistentalso when will that apply to global
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
>>558801630there's a monthly pass to give a chance of seeing two events per turn
>>558801453>Daiwa is alive >Has huge tits >Doto is alive >Has huge tits>Goldship is alive>Has big/huge tits>At least one of those owners/jokeys most likely asked for it
>>558801630>how did they change it to be more consistenPretty much if it starts you're basically guaranteed to see it finish. That said I've seen less rando card events now as a caveat
>clear the long races to get hydrate hint>need a recovery to clear the long races>the reward triggers basically at the end of the runxdddd
>>558801794Suzuka Rice flat died on the track
>>558801794doto's big tits are because the RoB artist that designed her loves huge tits, see Hekate
>>558801939>>558801939>>558801939
GET TO WORK, BAKER CHAN
THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS
>>558800765Newcuties (paid actors from cygames) will come during mant to fill open club spots for at least a couple months, trust
>>558788669Is your club chat somewhat active or just shoe trading and silence? This may be me being a fag but I kinda like silly umadacchis yapping and sending stickers
goodnight
>>558800579one wrong word and he was about to get raped
>>558799729Faggot with a fag take
>>558802241Semi-active. People post their accomplishments and grievances in either club chat or in the threads, but we don’t really talk about things outside the game often
>>558809005Danchou this is a dead thread
>>558809384I may be stupid
