Previous: >>559023593>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino DriveNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
masturbating to umamusume
>jp umaskys
thank you anon for making the air groove thread
Nuke gyarus
BASED
soon
>>559042797
>>559042826
Brian LOVE
Join Rebricked!>Comfy A+ club>20 mil quota>don't flatlineReply with your trainer ID or if you don't want to share your ID have /uma/ on your profile so we can know that it's (you).
>>559042737Say something nice about /vg/ discord clubs.
>>559042939soon what?
>>559042991>brown umaCringe
>>559043051i like my umadacchis in autis/uma/
>>559043051at least they get a few more carats every month
>>559043029Comfy lol
>>559042975
EL CONDOR PASA IN STEEL BALL RUN
>>559043086they'll be released
>>559043113Based
>>559043051>Umadash is the 2nd strongest /uma/ clubgrim
>>559043051They are in a picture with Winning Ticket and I like Winning Ticket a lot.
>>559043113>stuckBut her race hasnt even happened yet?
>>559043113Yanko wouldn't say this
>>559043129
>>559042737>>559042907>>559043108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drvzs4uLEgg
>>559043264>Winning TicketShe's shit
>>559043264Based
>>559042737>>559042905>>559042907god I wish gyaru were real
>>559043268Ebayan is already in Dubai right now bro
/v/ clubs are recruiting, join the /v/ thread if you need a club
>>559043292
>>559043361shut up and get taller taishin
>>559043410YeahBut yanko isnt stuckThe race isnt till the 28thYanko is exactly where the Yanko means to be
>>559043450Fuck off we're scrambling for members in here too
>>559043458Twin Tails in need of sniffing
>>559043450>poaching at /uma/Grim.
>>559043264Yeah well I think Winning Ticket SUCKS
>>559043450Finally dying out, huh?
>>559043493I wonder how cygames is going to write her career when the horse gets killed by an Iranian shell
>>559043458please stop posting this grotesque artevery girl this artist draws looks like megamind
>>559043458
>>559043029>>559035301
>>559043450No way I'm joining any /v/ club after that one anon (who might be lying, but I don't want to risk it) that said they kicked a /vg/er at the end of the month before gibs
Interns, we need SSR tickets for emotional support during this troubled times...
>>559043450>join the /v/ threadlink it here then >muh witcheckfuck off
is this game suitable for someone who loathes queers?
>>559043450There’s no /v/ thread
>>559043729>>>/v/734099985retard
>>559043629>>559043606I'm sorry, but my autism forces me to finish what I've already startedgn
>>559043450They don't take kindly to /vg/anons invading their space
>>559043682Bricked danchou in Doto cosplay
>>559042737Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you're more than good.Anyway if you're interested, then send join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
>>559043739There's only 1 canonically homosexual female and everybody loves herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkG7Tay7N0
ITS REACHING FOR TOP 10
>>559043695That was me and I was lying
Girl you’re not an L you’re a beautiful shining W
cm10 status?
>>559043695I know that they at least used to be hostile towards /vg/ guilds
did they hire a different actress to play Oguri in the anime? she looks so different compared to uma oguri
Autis/uma/. Eat fresh.
>>559044003I've given up. May Lord Gamblor bless me.
>>559044003I am COOKED
>>5590440033 debuffers, gamblor be with me
>>559044003Two good Digitans, one decent Pasa, one backup meme pasa, will make my third in the next day or two but it's gonna be a throwaway debuffer I think (Sorry Haru)
>>559043739Most of the girls in the game are for (You) but >Male or Female gender toggle for the player which means female/"female" players will ship themselves with the umas>Yuribait in some stories which explains all the yuri fanart>One canonical dykeYou have been warned
>>559044037We need cross board cm rooms
>SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>559043586EasyAkikawa sends these guys to defeat iran before they can blow up the DWC
We got three spots open. Currently on track for A+ rank.
>>559044123she's had the same VA since 2018 bwo
>>559043695That was me and I wasn't lying
>>559044228>One canonical dykehuh?Who?
i can't believe vinny vsauce got his ass beat by gold shi
>>559044127I'm joining. tomorrow. probably
>>559044228>>559043914More like one canonically cuck lol
>>559044378Helios
>>559044003I am gambling on triple lates
>>559044297how many daily fans?
>>559044003I'm ready to lose to Suzuka againTrying to improve Falco, and I think I'll try doing some end Digitan runs as well
/uma/ clubs are no fun gonna try a /v/ one
>>559044440Noice. See you then.
JPfags, when does this step-up banner starts to appear?
I have a high roll Taiki but I fucked up so bad. I bought NSM, it triggers 1/5 matches. I should have looked at the racetrack when I was choosing my skills, fuck my retarded nigger life.
>>559044485Over 9000
>>55904448512 Million a month. No right out flatlining.
>>559044560paid carats or free carats?
>>559044229/v/ rooms are already crossboard
why does helios want to rizz up a little girl is she a diddy blud
>>559044524Less wit and more power on Falcon.>not even Taking the LeadShe has to be 2nd place to even activate her ult, and someone has to be behind her
>>559044471Eh?Helios stops chasing after ruby thoughThen there is that one exchange during her onsen trip where she sorta gushes about her trainer
>>559044686>guaranteed pullWhat do you think?
>>559044709Helios is a little girl
>>559044709Can you really blame her when Ruby looks like THIS?
>>559044524>load up some scrim rooms and encounter thisyyyyyyyep, gonna lose to suzuka again
>>559044746I dont know thats why Im asking. My f2p friendly Korean gacha uses around 6000 free gems every Christmas / New Year for free character SSR selectors.
>>559044879
>>559044879whats the relationship like between ruby and her own trainer?
Sweep is gonna be the new top /uma/ club. Say something nice about them or uh him I guess
>>559044709>>559044749What did anon mean by this
DANCHOU WATCH OUT ITS COMING
>>559044957Toreina said "I hope she can find a better toreina than me", so he left, making her sad as shit.IT'S (YOU)R FAULT ANON, YOU'RE RETARDED AND SHE LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE AND YET YOU LEFT HERE YOU CUNT
Everyone loves Fine Motion, right?
>>559044709IRL the horse used to run better when Ruby was in the same race so some people start the ship there, though they never breed, reason why she gets cucked in the game too
>>559044957she wants toreina to rape her but he's all like "no way fag"
>>559044902that was weird
For anons looking for an A+ club, UMADash is looking for 3 oji-sans who will deliver 30M fans/month. That's the only requirement. It's pretty comfy and an all-around good time. Drop your ID if doing 2-3 runs/day is something you're already doing/would like to do.
>>559045059Mukoyoshi ending just like Ryan
>>559044931It's paid. There's no way Cyjews will do that with free carats.
>>559045060i love her but her card sucks
>>559044902>900 powerThat Suzuka is going to lose early race to Falcon. Even my shitty 1050pwr Falcon overtook a 1100 S dirt Suzuka
If Icarus doesn’t get banned, every A+ or above club is going to have to have at least one
>>559024968heya, can I get an invite? I have like 21 hours on cooldownID: 161678956521
>>559044003I have a bunch of passable Umas but still don't know who I want to run.2 fronts and a pace/late/end1 front, 1 pace, 1 late1 pace, 2 lates
>>559045164oops, meant to >>559044957
>>559045165Thanks, state of this game is really grim
Digitan LOVE
>>559044003locked inthree lates three keen eyesonly two opening gambits
>>559045060I will make sweet love to Fine Motion and Fine Motionposters
>>559044003I still have no clue how to make S-ranks with good skills and good stats in Unity so I'll just take my second place finish in Group B
>>559044003SMaru has been winning a lot in rooms. Having a strong mid race unique is really good.
>>559045059>>559045098>>559045164So her trainer is dense but ruby likes them?
>>559045518Oh you…
Do we have time to make our MANT aces before CM10 finals day?
>>559044003I ought to remake Ulala since I have yet to see her win but I can't be assed to do so
>>559045213Invite sent.
>>559045579sourcwe
>>559044252i don't want to make the thread think I'm a spic but these soldiers look like narcos
>>559043051I love my mambros!
Which uma would make the best wife and why is it Daiwa Scarlet?
>>559045828
>>559045047CRASHING THIS LEADER BOARD WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>559045694rubys trainer has a sorta inferiority complex due to how he became her trainer (won the trainer selection by default) and that carries over for her entire career where he is trying to prove himself worthy of that roleruby on the other hand likes her trainer for who he is and already thinks him worthy of being her trainer but is quite bad at communicating that in generalso yeah...
>>55904571220 runs in da jar just became 200 runs in da jar so yes
>>559045351>>559045579Digitan LOVE!
>>559043051Rebricked 23/30 lmao
>>559045518I'm taken, sorry.
https://x.com/natureunedited/status/2028243505756131751?s=46Important
>>559045731>1,500,000 CCAnon you know that skill does nothing on this track right?
Join bricked~
>>559045712>he hasn't become aware
>>559045060Her ears are ugly and small
>>559046018>>559045047so essentially theyre just automating 5 runs an hour and because they dont have to render graphics or anything they get to finish a run in 10 minutes
>>559046240What a weird horse
>>559043029>>559046129>23/30Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters, CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
Uma&Co is recruiting a new dacchi! No super hard quota and let danchou know if you need to flatline. Leave your id here
>>559046303maybe this is just one super autist who is so mad about sweepy, that hes trying to force cygames' hand to band sweepy
LGBT+ friendly!
>>559046280Ehhhh!?
>>559046137Wrong, FineMo posters are public use
>>559044003I'm tired, boss
>Mambo is still smooth sailingI was promised a mambogeddon months ago.
I propose that Rebricked dissolve if they don't get to 25/30 by the end of tomorrow
>>559045047number 1 has 400 million already sweepy has to bot harder
I give up. Talking in the club chat is too onerous
>>559045712If they drop MANT at the same time they did Unity, you will have time to remake them yeah
>>559046678I propose that you fucking explode, nigger.
>Cyjews used Jewish tactics >It was super effective!>Sweepy lost all her carrots and fainted...https://github.com/SweepTosher/Icarus/commit/9970db8928720d68926a1542b87c1ee46b8f0ea0
Super Breed
>>559046413no it IS sweepyit's some kitasan MLB whale account he bought
>>559046413Incredibly based if true
>>559046759Just how many carats do top club botters use to feed their bot runs and how much does it actually costs?I feel like its not economically efficient
fumo
Why should I care about MANT?
Is Rebricked the new Mambo of /uma/??
>>559046434my face goes there
>>559046434My dick goes there
>>559046959It was around 5 carrots per fan run during double rewards Now it's around 7.5 carrots per run
>>559046759Just create a new account, make it join, then bot it again, sweepydev.
Fattie
>>559046597Mirasol?
>>559045146I had to leave a club with a dead danchou (not /here/). If you send an invite I can join sometime tomorrow.>ID: 206201872489
>>559046412>No super hard quotaSo there is a quota?What is it?
>>559047098this but severalapparently you need about 10 super sweepys to beat the top club though which are probably 30 regular sweepy
>>559047180Wife
>>559047098New accounts don't have MLB decksIt also becomes incredibly lame unless done solo
>>559047180What a horrible thing to wake up to
>>559045694Not exactly dense, it's more like massive imposter syndrome. Ruby is the absolute peak of high-society uma, and the Trainer starts out feeling completely unworthy of standing next to her. By the end of the three years, the Trainer assumes Ruby is going to upgrade to a top-tier, elite trainer because, logically, that makes the most sense for her family's status. It's less "I don't notice her feelings" and more "I am 100% expecting to be fired today." As for Ruby, yes, she definitely likes and respects them. But instead of a normal, blushing confession, her version of affection is extremely aristocratic. She basically tells them, "You did well, now you are obligated to stay by my side until my portrait hangs in the family hall"
>>559046737No more hoping for you, young man
>>559044003My team is too gambly and it's going to be a mess. Also the results feel even wilder than CM9
it's mambo marchpost mambo every day!
>>559046737Please link this, I need it
>>559046801I bang this daily
Reminder that if you join Bricked today danchou will cosplay as your favourite uma and buy you a ticket to Brazil so he can suck your dick
>>559047353https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>559047009>>559047053
>>559047447This isn’t Dantsu
>>559047180sleeping in Ardan's lap while she sings you a lullaby, what more can a trainer ask for?
>>559047180>...ake... ...easeWhat is she trying to say here?
>>559040285>images that give women the irk
>>559047447my arms go in there
>>559046021>>559047267HuhKinda sounds neatWhen do we get ruby?
>>559046983Because racing is fun.Are people really only running 6 races in a career in the JP server like >>559034213 now? I like having my ace runs double as half decent parent runs. I dont want all my ace legacies to be garbage.
>>559047410I do not want to be sucked off by a gay mexican
>>559047180>"impossible, this must be a dream">gently caress her face
>>559047575they had to make Dream scenario 6 races because in Onsen you can pretty much auto race every g1 and get all your hints with 0 consequencesthey didnt wanna take that niche away from Onsen
Absolutely fucking destroying Ruby’s posh little cunt and “accidentally” calling Helios so she has to hear Ruby’s lewdest noises as she screams and moans and whines and begs for my cum in her.
>>559046737I don't trust this, according to this penis is not banned
>>559046737bruh
>>559047819What a crazy sentence
>>559047819Forever Bounce
What is the strat for Pisces Cup (Haruten CM)? Spurt + nimble navigator and lots of prayers?
I just noticed that SSR Digitan doesn't have the same skill pool as SR Digitan.I thought the skill pool was gonna stay consistent for each card iteration for each uma. Are future cards not gonna have the uma's 2 R events either?
>>559047495>>559047550
>>559047568
>>559048016i wish her boobs were a tiny bit smaller
>>559046737>>559047953>>559047894>falling for another ip-logger after the sticker fiascoyou guys can't be dumb enough to have clicked the link right?
>>559048018Kitasan
>>559048070Ah... thats not THAT long i guess
>>559047575That's only for the new scenario, and it's because if you do any races in that sceanrio that aren't the required ones you are gimping yourself something fierce between losing energy for the race and only get a SINGLE bar one ONE Uma when you need to rank them up through training on whatever facility they have their asses on. By the way, Yanko SSR is a fucking requirement on top of Casino because she always follows her support card.
>>559048054I fuck this every day
>>559048071I think they’re perfect
>>559046737This doesn't work well. I put in pic related in my club chat and it still contained invalid characters
>>559048145yeah, it could be worse
>>559048121>sticker fiascoqrd?
Is this enough midrace or glue? Also no additional accel...
>>559046137>Ear slapping trainerMY favorite
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>559048121It's from reddit, I know because I found it earlier this morning to announce something to my club as danchou
>>559048248>>559048121>wild claim about illegal acts>reddit spacing[-]
>>559048104I am being raped..
>>559047953>>559047894Maybe. Probably made by trial and error.
>>559048027skill pools won't be consistent. from this point onwards R cards are basically worthless when it comes to parent farming because SR cards get packed with useful whitesand eventually even SR cards become worthless for parent farming
>>559048320we have to talk about Ayabe because I feel she beat my hopeless and other mediums way more than others
>>559048256not long ago an anon made a website were you could put custom words on the game stickers you can send in chat for posting here.then he showed that he had gathered all the IP and location data of /uma/
>>559047426if you cared about having your ip leaked you'd be using a vpn already
>>559048185iirc it's community sourced, not like a full datamine of the censor algorithm
>>559048435Classic 4chan shenanigans
>>559048298
>>559048364orfe...
Perfect
>>559048438>ipDon't they already get all your resolution, gpu, hardware shit just by you visiting the site? Just those should be pretty accurate to identify the user
Dirt CM room596013715960137159601371Come
>>559048607Bwo, you're not special for running the latest nvidiaslop.
>>559048591It does say it was slopcoded - oh wait you can't read that lol
>>559048567
>>559048121>>559048435Every website you visit can see your IP already. And from your post everyone already knows you're from Indonesia so it didn't make a single difference.
>>559048607again if you're that paranoid you'd already be using protections against that
>>559048284From my testing, high Wit is far more important than having more speed skills. Not sure if she has enough stamina though.
>>559048745I don't think Sharmashwalla in his mud hut cares about IP
>>559048847
>>559048719>>559048567cute
>>559047208Enough to avoid burnout and maintain A+. The health of dacchis comes first.
>>559048936
>>559048435You can't talk to a server without disclosing your IP and pretty much every website has Cloudflare or some other gay cloudservice that will display that kind of info in a nice dashboard.By accessing 4chan.gov without a VPN>4chan knows your IP>Cloudflare knows your IP and can read the plain text of your traffic, they are a middleman after all>your ISP knows you're accessing 4chan>your DNS provider also knows you're accessing 4chan, assuming you don't self-host one
Ah fuck, I'm going to be lurking Mercari for days and praying. I need a Stego to put in my wallet.
>>559044003>Wanting to use KKK Pasa for some soul>Despite double circle inspirations, never get a gold inspiration in 10 runs, only one have me Mile S and it had training so bad, I didn't even graze 700 powerLuckily I'm slopping my other team with Taiki and base Oguri, and whatever S Mile I can get that passes my minimum of 1200/600/800/x/800 is going in, I'll be surprised if I can fuck around with scrim tests.
>>559048957give me hard numbersim not risking it til i know because im not very good at fan farming
>>559049142>right click on image and save>print at your local shop on fancy paper or plasticdone and for cheap
>>559049332It's not the same.
>>559048628P2 front Pasa still can't catch the FalcoAnother102816601028166010281660
>>559049204Do your 3 daily runs
>>559049332You don't get it
>>559049142Good luck with your homeless man cheki.
>>559049523You're supposed to be eating
>>559049126People are not only INCREDIBLY tech illiterate, but they think everyone and everything can just destroy them on a whim, which is why hyper retarded gaslights like "THEY HAVE YOUR IP, THEY GONNA HAX YOU!!" is so insanely effective. Hell, remember all the "lifehack" type shit 4chan pulled to troll crapple fags over the decades, resulting in destroyed iphones and what not?
If you want an alternative to the FineMo banner, this one is pretty decent, actually.
>>559048284Her main problem isnt her skills, its that she's a Pace Pasa and not Front Pasa.If you get a room with exactly 1 front, or if you get a room with no fronts and then luck out by getting lucky pace (or if you get a room full of shitters of course) then she will do well. And honestly that might not be so bad, since its a Dirt CM there arent as many viable umas, IDK how many mutated umas there will be in the actual CM. It would be better if you had gotten the GW setup though, but that's a lot of work so I can understand not doing it.>Straight DescentAnon, did you get your uphills and downhills mixed up?Straight Descent does nothing on CM10. Highlander is the high value accel that you want to get this time, people just don't talk about it much because there is no good way to reliably get it.
>>559049781elaborate before I post oguri
your VPNs? they track your IP and what sites you visited and then sell them in bulk to advertising companies
>>559049781Curren has 5% RB, that's a hard sellThe priority is nice but you don't need priority until Ramonu is already out
>small child with bowlcut and stupid outfit>one of the sexiest semen demons in the gameHow did they do it...
>>559049982
Aw thanks pookie you're so sweet
i have nothing to hide
>>559049523Whale Maru yoinks the leadThere's an S+ Bourbon at 9th , wonder why thats the case. AnywayAnother430718944307189443071894
>>559050026You gun dun did it Imma spank the monkey to this fucking bra all night
>>559049982this fucking slut...
>>559042737I am applying to HonseFun, please accept
>>559049945>>559049890Curren has 10% RB, not 5.FM and Curren are definitely very different cards, and Zenno isn’t usable in MANT, but it’s not a bad alternative if you don’t like the FM banner.
>>559050107she isn't old enough to wear a bra
You can't convince me anyone straight unironically likes stay gold. That thing might as well be a literal boy. An ugly ass boy who looks like a bum.
>>559050093Bobo missed groundwork and early lead
>>559049905VPN keeps random fuckers from accessing your IP. No more DMCA paper mail in your mailbox.
I wonder if she'll dote on Rulership as much as she dotes on Aruvu.
>>559050183EVEN HOTTER WHAT THE FUCK*brat but i'm too worked up to correct myself
>>559045047Merciless
>>559049905>>559050221>No more DMCA paper mail in your mailbox.Instead they ""LEAK"" your IP to the highest bidder, or directly without you knowing cuz FUCK YOU retard.
>>559050221I haven't heard of anyone getting a "stop pirating" letter in twenty years, but I'm also not in burgerstan
>>559049841I had literally nothing else to take, that's why. I even double circled left handed and took outer becsuse i got nothing from explosions!/sparks... And kita didn't finish the chain
>>559050316i got a direct call once from my ip
>>559049982it's funny how they keep giving wedding dresses to most of the fillies
>>559050251Trainer getting seduced by nishino flower (with her parents approval) again...
I'm having so much trouble witmaxxing on Falco. Doing Bourbon+NN+FM Borrow. Should I switch it up?
>>559049905>local draconian government VS some company in ScandinaviaEasiest choice of my life.
>>559046241Yes, I was lectured by /uma/ after I already boughted it. She's still won once so I'm not putting more effort in to fix her.
>>559050186VPN? Download QooApp on mobile, it's easier and you don't need a VPN
AAAAAAA JUNIOR FILLIESJUNIOR FILLIES JUNIOR FILLIES
>>559049718>update that waterproofs your iPhoneSounds plausible to me.
Fine Motion and KB are only going to cost a few dollars to mlb later on. Why are people wasting so many pulls on them?
>>559050337>He lost to Team ZenithThat's rough bro, but it happens. If you had nothing else then it would have been worth it to buy a white recovery if there was one available. Stam is borderline.
How usable is Zenno Rob Roy SSR in Grand Live
>>559050652>microwave your iphone for fast charge
>>559049718>>559050652Remember the "hidden" audio jack in jackless iphones?Good times
>>559050682define later on
basedfuck AmericaJapan #1
i heard something was dropping this weekend worth blowing accumulated karats on, is this correct?
>>559050093Those are insane stats for borrowing Falco, especially Wit
>>559046597oisu~
>>559050781two years time
Is she better than her regular version
9 more months
>Falco appears even though she's not in the deckFalcoCHADS... I kneel...
>>559050093And...the whale Maru wins again, to no ones surprise. And that's all for me, we at Rebricked have to get back to A+ soon and I still haven't done by borrows, thanks for joining anondacchis.
>>559050880so after both are deadgreat deal cygay
>>559050652>>559050758god I loved the 2010s
>>55905080818 races too
>>559049142So Lala is officially considered Stay Gold clan?
>>559050978does that even do anything
Is true that daiwa owner wanted her to have huge tits?
>>559050978what did this one actually do? I'd assume it would do something like synch all your cloud storage to that date IE delete everything.
>>559050808How is that a whale? 2 of those cards had 100 freebies and were spaced months apart.
>>559051158it's unix epoch (the beginning of time to computers), so probably
>>559050758>>559050769>>559050978Do applefags really?>>559051158https://youtu.be/MVI87HzfskQ
>>559051165afraid so
>>559050461I want Dia to look at my penis like that
>>559050978I wanted to look back on all these pranks just now and it's impossible to search for an article just listing them. What happened to all the BuzzFeed style tldr roundup articles?
>>559051271Same, but she has to step on me
>>559050698If you dont have KSB, then it should be pretty useful. Pretty much any SSR speed should be better than any SR speedGuaranteed left/right is pretty good, and the gold skill has niche use for lates on Long. If nothing else, it will always be useful for parent runs just to get that left/right spark.However if you do have KSB, then it wont have much value. Tachyon comes out at the start of Grand Live and you want to pull for her. KSB+Tachyon should have you covered for spd cards in Grand Live.
When are we getting the pick tickets on the store? And will we be able to buy discounted carrots?
>>559049982>>559050126>>559050382Some of /uma/s favorite cunny VN could be Flatcheez
>>559049982>>559050126>>559050382That's a juvenile
>>559051568These VNs are about ugly hags and shotas.And Sayaka's porn modeling stories are behind paywalls.Curse you gaslighting Oguri cap!
>>559051494So rather than roll on the Fine Motion banner, newbies should probably hold until the Zenno/Curren banner. More time to gather resources and more likelihood of usable cards.
>>559051197Any F2P who has MLB Riko AND Fuku is either super lucky or retarded.
>>559050917Her ult is Rudolf lite but doesn't have various annoying conditions to lock her out of it. But biggest thing is the superior 14-8-8 growth.
>>559050789
>>559051853japanese racewear is sex
>>559044879Is daitaku secretly a guilty gear character? I didnt expect an air dash lmao
>>559051830>superior 14-8-8 growthJust wanted to point out that your post got flagged by Palantir.
>>559051830>14-8-8 growthI thought you were joking but holy shit it's actually real
200d returnee, was fun logging in to like 20k gems. Got new mejiro and spe then dumped like 100 pulls into cards so I could max out sweepy and some other R cards Now I have way too many cards in need of upgrades and gold is my bottleneck. Is there a better way to farm gold than just G1 Spam/Haru Race Torture now?
>>559051667The worst part man, all the funny is shutting down, we are just hoping for god's strongest cunny warrior to update the sadpanda gallery that has the paywall images.Glad somebody else ITT knows the series.
>>559051996
>>559051830Is she a good parent for my other late surgers
>missed rooms AGAIN
>>559052183holy shit I love tama now??
>>559052217mayhaps you should make your own room
>>559052183>the sadpanda gallery that has the paywall imagesIt only has the images, what is hot is the interviews that also come with them. Like that one Sayaka gallery from the 2nd game that has the interview. I actually paid for a couple of them before the gallery existed for the 3rd game, but fuck man, 500 yen a post is too expensive.
>>559052217let's book a hotel room tonight
>>5590521582x career rewards are gone so it's not as good. can you at least upgrade1 full set of cards for one trainee? if so, do that and just do runs on that character.
>>559052468
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>559052127its a pretty common growth. there's like 20 characters with it. not too hard to filter for it in the character list. picrel. repeat for stam and power
>>559052443I get you.I think there was an extended version of the interview, just a few extra pages and then its all images, with the latest being posted for free about her coworkers getting fucked by executives.
>>559052217Here, a room.582356965823569658235696I need some motivation to remake my digitan.
>>559052738I'm a loser desperate for attention, what else?
>>559052485I have enough cards levelled to play the game but was hoping there was a more efficient farming method than just the G1 Mines. I have no illusions of being competitive after so long out but watching the number go up faster would please my rotted brainThanks for your help anon, Ill just pray for some kind of anni gold injection next week
>>559052738waiting for tp
On a scale of dont bother with this cm to you might have a shot in b finals where do I land anons? I know i gotta work on bourbon (will be doing that till the start of cms) also between pasa 1 or 2 which would you all pick?
>>559052046I accept the fate that comes with this.>>559052127Best growths she could have gotten. In all honesty, if I had more carats that I wasn't saving for Pitasan and others, I would have risked pity on the Valentine banner for her just for that. Instead, she'll be a good spook.>>559052187I think it's fine if you don't have Rudolf or can find a good Rudolf borrow, shouldn't hurt.
>>559052127it starts becoming the standard growth split
>>559052738Already did my three runs for today, now I am masturbating to Chrono Genesis and waiting for anni
>>559052738my sweepy is running right now, it finished a race while I typed this out
>>559050461>he trusts the swedes and the finns:DDDDDD
>>559052738I'm playing a normie 3d match game while doing runs and shitposting from time to time
>>559052878uh ohresults
>>559052738i'm sick and don't feel like doing anything
>>559052738brogramming
>>559050461>He said while trusting the swedes, a hyper PC country full of people that don't belong there>He trusts the hyper depressed fins:DDD
>>559052889Digitan is retardely cute can’t wait the use the anniversary ticket on her
>>559050947I've never seen Guts Bakushin's groundwork as a random event actually.
>>559052931anniversary should come with some cash injections. new month means they might give out some free shit and do some challenge missions, too. just be smart and don't upgrade cards/umas until you actually use them and you'll get what you need eventually.
>>559052738because I got mad a groundwork, forward march and mile S run got raped by spirit burst bullshit, can't have shit in this game
>>559052878
>>559052738Building up my TP to 90 for the night to push through ace runs that I can pivot to fan runs if inspirations decide to suck again but still give a strong start to my club, got 2 hours to chill.
Learn to play in 3 minuteshttps://youtu.be/MxXmiZ7FWLs
>>559053391/uma/ is whale general
I SHAN'T CLICK YOUR SHILL LINK AD
>>559053658
>>559051683No, newbies should absolutely get MLB FM if they can. Depending on how new they are, then they may even want to reroll their account to get MLB FM in 200 pulls on her banner.FM is really good, and Wit cards are almost as universal as SPD cards. Curren is good too, but her skill pool is only good for Sprints, while FM's is a bit more generalized with Nimble Nav, Right Handed, and a good gold for Pace Chasers. This makes her a better card overall in my opinion.More importantly FM's banner comes BEFORE the first anniversary, making it significantly better to reroll on so you dont lose your free pulls on SR Ayabe's banner. Even if you arent gonna reroll, then FM is still better for newbies, because newbies don't have the carrots to pull 400 times on a banner. MANT is the time to save big on carrots and get by with gold cards with high RB, new players should only be pulling 200 times on a banner if they need the SRs. Any FMs they get while pulling can be saved for the FM/Maruzen rerun banner.
>>559053658damn i haven't heard this ai voice bot in forever. i'm blaming you if my youtube algo gets fucked.
>>559053408are you that anon from yesterday
>>559053672All these umas had f2p decks.
>>559053813...are you!?
>>559052738I am playing the game
>>559053658is this the reference doc tranny? does anyone even use that garbage anymore?
>>559053658what an awful voice
>>559053901I am>>559052738I'm figuring out when I should roll for support cards, I've never had this many carats as a f2p
>>559052738was waiting for my TP to recover
>>559053850>speed queen maruzeni know it's him
>>559053550I haven't seen any of the new cards as random events so far
>>559043051Rank the reputation of these clubs from best to worst
There's barely anything to save for
>>559053793oh, that's why, they haven't posted in fucking forever
>>5590530501 but it might still be a cope against other fronts. Taiki is definitely a cope, make her a pace it's much easier
>>559052738What am I to do without borrows?
>>559054258>skipping your concert coordinator/drinking buddy/future wife Hello Lightgay
How many of you fags actually have space in an A+ club?
>>559054529post ur id
>>558950360Hoooooooooly cute
>>559054528the one in the middle is cute
>>559052738Got my Special week to 13.500 score with 400k fans and I'm happy about it, I'm taking a break and get Air Groove to the 13k score range next
>>559054258>gaslight doc
>>559054676her name's Casino Drivethe real horse's owner owns a mildly successful horse name Lelouch
>>559054529None of us
>>559054648PLEASE remove the white thumbnail roulette
>>559054528this song grew on me
>dirt B>1100+ power and a ton of accelsPlease tell me this can work...
>>559052738Two of my runs ended in a 1* Guts spark...I really don't feel like playing anymore tonight
>>559054741I wonder how that even worked outI would expect some American boomer to hate the idea of his horse turning into an anime girl
>>559054468I will marry this adult Uma!
is she as the mant comes for the guts to work?
>>559054803It's easier to convince them when uma is a money printer
>>559054821Admire Vega
>playing normally>before debut>fukukitaru event start>raise my hands expecting fuku to do the same>she gives me with instead of 7 on all stats>get annoyed>almost restarted the run but decided to continue>later I notice fuku is not even in my deckKOWAA
>>559050758I work for a us company apple hires to do phone support. Fuckers are still microwaving their damn iPhones.
>>559054780What are you building? :)
>>559054215/Uma/ club > Umadash > Dacchis > Autis/uma/ > AlmondLove > Mambo > Uma&co > Rebricked > umaooo
>>559054747Then I guess I won't disband this month and release the anons
>>559054821
>>559054803>>559054876Japanese owner, casino was just born in the US
>>559054767Nyo.
>>559054952>/Uma/ club > Umadash > Dacchis These should be = though, the rest have drama or some shit.
>>559055006Oh.Why not just make him a playable horse instead of this.
I look and act like that
>>559055065i'm going to revoke your soundposting privileges then
>>559055325faggot im better at this than 99% of the thread you cant stop me from my hobby
What the fuck is happening in JP?
>>559055170El Pollo Pasa…
>>559055404U U U U U U U U U U U UMA! (Yeah!)U U U UMA! UMA IN AMERICA!
>>559055404Uma in America
>>559055403>can't trim blank frames>better at this than 99% of the thread
>>559055404I want you to tell me what you think you see here in this image. And the answer will determine if I beat you to death with a hammer or not.
>>559055404culture war belongs on /v/
>>559055628i clearly did not made that one you smartass
>>559055404Why is Biko here?
>>559055702>did not made that one
so tired of everything
Why End Digitan is better than Late?Different is only OYL vs Spurt right?
>>559055742time to end it all anon
>>559055730esl general on an esl website on an esl world
>>559055742I hate that I have to work tomorrow
>>559055718She’s American
>>559055802daring strike
>>559055404DEY HERE
>>559055802In a front heavy lobby end closers have the higher advantage
>>559055802gayaway spurt
>>559055742TopKek
>>559055904Oh fuck I forgot about that one.Can Goldship's ult compensate it?
I didn't do a single career today, I'm already burnout
Cuddle your trainees.
>>559056018nyo
>>559056126my trainee bites
>>559054780depends on the accel. if you have a reliable .4 you can cope like Ryan
>cuddle your slop traineeonly if she has huge tits
>>559055404so like i get the rest are from or have some sorta tie to americaAnd cafe is named after a place in americabut why is maruzensky and almond included?
>>559056018yes because 6 seconds of 0.25 speed is better than 4 seconds of 0.25 speed
>>559055802Daring Strike and Spurt. Late still strong since she has her own accel and late velocity skill
>>559055404ATASAHI GA SUPAH SUAPAH SUPAH HIIRO MITA~A~A~AI!
>>559056175stinko windyfag...thats the best part
>Beating turf queens for the first time during a parent runHuh.
>>559056430>late velocity skillWhich one?
>>559056389
>>559056537>beat>2 losses
>>559056542her unique on overtake. of course you still want other late game velocity if you can get it
>>559056574bigger
>559056574much better. however its still a girl i dont give a shit about so have a nice day
>>559055404Sorry guys Im uninstalling this game. Sorry danchou just kick me out if I you someone with 2D
>>559056635
>>559055805I want to at least produce content for this general first, but there doesn't seem to be anyone else willing to make something happen
>>559056807I like cafe now
>>559055802because Spurt has fixed timingand you are more unlikely to prefire Red Shift in mid-race
>>559056826become a sloptuber
>accidentally pressed give up out of habit instead of save and exist
How many of you are using sweepy instead of boogeyman posting about it? I finally picked it up and now I'm wondering why the fuck I didn't start sooner.
>>559055718biko is a burger
>>559056807holy basedhow bout some more thighs too
>>559056537it's Tamamo's fault
>>559055404Well you see, they just released a song called "Uma in America" in JP. The thumbnail you've shared with us is a picture of all of the Umas that sing that song. The moment where it's taken is at the beginning of the Concert Music Video where they step off the plane in the shadows until the light comes on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYvRO1Vx_Q
>>559056826This general sucks. Why would you want to do that?
>>559054528>
>>559056826What kind of content?
>>559057164femboy cosplay porn
>>559057221Just make an OF and link it here, slut.
>>559057221Post butthole
>>559057221Post cock
>>559056987Anon if you noticed he didn't reply to my question >>559055629I like to think he realized he made a mistake and just dident say anything. But it's probably a bait post to begin with. But because I am just having a bad day in general. I really wanted an excuse to yell at somebody today.
>>559057021you deserve it>>559057430>>559057498this is a christian board
Please don't be the next new Uma I only have half a spark after my monkey brain couldn't resist getting Almond Eye because of her premium status.
can I cope with left hand and mile sis she understammed
>>559056537>Named Turf Queens>Their strongest racer is Oguri on Dirt
>>559057593what cards bro
>>559057521Let it out, gamerIt’s not healthy to keep it bottled up inside
>>559057521I know it was probably a bait question. That's why I answered with a completely straight answer for the lols
>>559057593>can I cope with left hand and mile syes>>559057593>is she understammedyes but you could get lucky with downhill mode
>>559057593She's way understamed I think you need like 550 to run around the track
>>559057591That’s right, bitch. Premium uma.
>>559057591cute boobs
>>559057672pic related>>559057757even if she's late? I'll believe >>559057716 for now but I'll try again later
How much high-rolling does it take to cap speed with just 1 Speed card?I'm considering 1 Speed 1 Riko 4 Wit.
>>559057716>lucky with downhill modehave you seen how short the downhill is
>>559057831Cute everything.
>2* witSweepy will be punished for this
>>559047519>wake up please
>>559057874Not that bad if you have 20% speed growth, make sure you get to rainbow for the witcards ASAP
>>559057851spurt rate is pretty low in sim. you can try it in practice
>>559057874You better bring 18 pow sparks
>>559057874I've seen it done on fronts with speed bonus but they're also taking bourbon with speed bonus and sometimes seiun wit with speed bonus
>>559058250https://youtu.be/A2QtLJJZguM
>>559057958Post ID to receive an obscene amount of club points per day
>>559058482anon, it's Falcoshe has abysmal affinity with everyone except Digitanand Bourbon for some reasons
why do guides rec ryan ult as inheritance but not dober? i thought dober was more flexible?same with rudolf ult, shouldnt it be like really cracked?maybe im dumb but i can barely understand what witgodis trying to say, and t*chyon doesn't really say a lot about inherited ults, the gdocs guide has been dead for several cms, not sure where to get info from that aren't yout*bers trying to farm engagement with 30min+ yapfests
>>559057593>can I cope with left hand and mile sThats not even a cope, thats just good.You dont need to literally cap speed anon, 1175spd is basically just as good (especially if you're late/end), you dont get some extra bonus for capping speed (well you get an extra bonus to your chances of getting a 3star spd blue, but you know what I mean).>is she understammedYes, she's no good.She might still do okay in Finals if she gets lucky, since mood will be set to Great, but she'll struggle to get wins even in Round 1.>>559057851Just do some practice runs if you dont believe us. Pit her against a random trash uma with at least 700 stam and A in mile and dirt and see what happens.
>>559058669>and Bourbon for some reasonstruly a mystery
>>559058669>and Bourbon for some reasonsBro, your https://youtu.be/oRTSDhAKeZY
>>559058669Did I fucking stutter?
>>559058712Ryan's activate right at spurt, Dober's activate earlier.
>>559058669her suzuka affinity is good enough to work
>>559058763huh i thought they had the same everything except dober also works at 5th and cant get rushed
>>559058712Dober unique is so flexible that it's worthless on basically any course shorter than 2000m.
>>559050457Inherit a bit of stamina and run 2spd/4wit. You'll have to do more highrolling, but Falco has 0% wit growth so you don't get the boner-inducing rainbows you do on Maru/Taiki/PasaWhat wit statline are you consistently hitting with those three cards? I could usually get 6-800 wit with Daisca/Marvy/borrowed Finemo
>>559058712ryan is still bait because banking on being 6 this CM is a hard sell because there will be many fronts and paces
>>559058834Whenever they do this dance I feel their arms are so fucking skinny and their hands are too big
Why is it that the ONLY time you stack with anyone else is when you both need to upgrade? And then it's never on a rainbow, either. Why do you hate me, Espo? What did I ever do to you? I've done nothing but praise, especially since you've been my dirt team carry since you got put into the game.
>>559058901That's half of it, the other half is that Dober also activates on the final corner in if it's in the midrace. For a lot of races that's too early to be useful.
>>559058901dober has an alternate activation condition that applies on tracks where the final corner starts before the late-race. it makes it effectively useless in anything shorter than a medium race.
>>559059005Yes I see. Sounds good,
She isn't winning though.
>Dober parent will save lates bwo trust me>her ult has been shit for all CMs since her releaseWhat does it all mean
>>559043695That's not true, I've been in one for about 4 months and they're chill. I don't even use /v/ lol
>>559044003I've thought SMaru had an C dirt, but it's fucking D, so I'm now trying to desperately create 7* Dirt Pasa.
>>559059134*explodes*
>>559059126of course not, you wasted 150 points on red shift and another 80 on an unreliable THH
>acceleration is useless before the final spurt>meaning dozens of skills are worthlesswhy is cygames so dogshit at balancing?
>>559059151>bwo don't get oguri with the paid ticket you will miss months of cms>literally never used until way after the paid ticketBtw, nobody rolled Opera, the most based parent ever.
>Uma in America>No hip hopWtf
>>559059226are we talking like a normal explosionor like a tf2 gibs
>>559058712Dober is more flexible with its positioning requirements (5th and 6th instead of just 6th) but less flexible with where it can activate on the track (only when the late race starts on the second to last corner, instead of when the late race starts on any corner).Ryan will be good a LOT more often than Dober will, but when Dober IS good, it will be better because of flexible positioning requirements.
2nd anni balance patch will save late surgers
>>559059126NVM
I love fenomeno
>>559058712the only people who will be making guides are youtubers since the balance came early so just translating the old cm guides won't always work
>delayed red shift is le good>delayed mpb is unreliable and le bad
>>559059345cartoonish half life 1 insta gibs
godfuckingdamnit no matter what deck or parents I can't get a consistent luna fan run going aaa
>>559059519You're running her pace right
She wasn’t gonna share
favorite epithet?
Chansformingbros, post your umas. No, Bobo and Suzuka don't count.
>>559059472acceptable option too
>>559059560very much tried both, i have a "few" attempt runs behind me. consistent 1mil or 800k runs are one thing, i'd already be happy if i could get consistent runs without random race loses
>>559059625eccentric: win make debut without doing a single training aka glue makween award
>>559059625
>>559059646HOw does BOurbon not count
>>559059625Ruler of Japan
>>559059731Metafagging doesn't count
>>559059646looking at this again, I should probably remake her
>>559058923I'm trying to hit 1k+ Wit on Falco. With 800 Wit, she's not creating enough gap to outrun Taiki or the backliners. My Pasa with 1150 Wit never has that problem if she hits A&S. Got this Pasa on 2nd try and I'm unlikely to make it happen again. I might switch from FM borrow to Curren Chan. Bourbon+FM+NN is too volatile since they all only have 35 Specialty Priority.
do you bwos think she could make it in the cm? maybe with a gold recovery skill?
>>559059945>Mile CAbsolutely not.
>>559047204Sent you an invite
>>559059945You're joking right?
>>559060048i like to be retarded in games it makes it more enjoyable
>>559059625Beauty of the Century
Your new gaslight has dropped
>>559059903Isn't that because she has 0.2 extra accel over Falco? Of course no one's gonna catch her, Falco should get a similar result if she hits a good final push timing
>>559059625My oshi's
>>559060115if you're making gaslights don't forget to add that prof of curvature procs twice on the hyperlong hard mode longslop heavy rain CMkitasan is mandatory
>>559059126>>559059369CM10 requires you to hit FF/OYL/LtC at the earliest timing, even more than CM3 and CM5. Don't expect consistency from them. This drove me to go for stupid builds.
>>559060115what is that card layout section supposed to meanwho the fuck is running 6 speed or a pal ever
>>559060081That's my wife!
>>559060115I think the card layout section should have dividers to clarify that it’s horizontal, because it looks like you’re trying to tell people to run 6 speed right now.Good gaslight otherwise.
>>559060250>digitan power>gold shittyUmazing
>>559060264what is her pal card events likedo we sleep with her behind out trainees backs?
>>559060415yes, like always
>>559060115I forgot the race layout>>559060259Pals are always nice to have if you are spending cash or get lucky
Well? Would you?
>>559060506>Pals are always nice to haveI meant in MANT specificallypost-MANT they're not just nice to have, they're required
>>559060541>500 speed post-summeryou really should. playing safe here will just give you a brick
>>559060541Of course
smoked weed and edged myself to the niggumas, almost explode and ruin my streakumamusume
>>559060415You hang out with her and she gives you advice on how to be a trainer and you give her advice on how to improve team cohesiveness.
>>559060592>>559060635get well soon...
>>559060680i guess that's a fan run now
>>559060680Go next
>>559060541Yes. Its worth the risk.
>>559059005Going to formally apologize to Espo because I don't even know how the fuck this happened despite her lagging behind so bad. It's not my best but still pretty damn better than my average.
>>559060506Fucked up the image layout>>559060563Oh, the layout section is for grand live, for MANT you don't use pals there are "group" cards but I doubt global is getting them at a fortunate dateYou will have to do a lot of trial and error but its usually one of the examples in the image or2 SPD 1 PWR 3 WIT4 GUTS 2 WIT3 SPD 2 STM 1 WIT3 SPD 2 PWR 1 WITSomething like that
>>559059005sex spotted
>>559060680It happens, you still mad the right choice, dont let this bad luck cause you to make mistakes in future runs.
>>559060680I laughed at the funny faces digital and kitasan made, if that's any consolationIt looks like she shit her pants on the bike
>>559060806>there are "group" cards but I doubt global is getting them at a fortunate datedoesn't the scenario come out with sirius
>>559060971Sex with this cow
>>559061020that's a puppet
>>559061085You expect me to believe those are cotton balls?
>>559061020Do not lewd the Maru-chan.
>>559060939The timeline says that Sirius releases on June 9th and at that rate grand live comes 2/3 weeks later
Took them a while https://www.reddit.com/r/UmamusumeGame/s/PbZZOOCQU4
>>559060971Cumming inside the puppet then making her put it on
>>559061134>maruchangonna need to check the spic memes on this one
Speaking of pal cardsReminder you want your own set of decent cards for Tucker's Skill Up Island because you will have to Perma borrow an MLB Tucker because she's a whore and it's required.
>>559061135you're confusing Sirius with Throne
>Club shitposting>No tickezo postingMan I unironically start to miss them. Where's the fuck are those edit? Where are the poster?
>>559060541Yes I would have sex with Digital
>>55906080630 optional races is the standard huh? i run around 20-22 in URA parent races. should not be too hard with MANT's stats inflation
>>559061210Maruchan is shit ass ramen, and Top Ramen is barely any better. But no, it's Maru-chan.
>>559061256oh right? this card exists, you could use it if you are a F2P or new to the game, but there are much better options, throne is the only group card for MANT in my honest opinion
What does a group card do anyways, is it like a pal card?
>>559061279sweepy killed DANCHOOOOOUposting
>>559060264>>559060783Stop stealing screenshots
>>559061279burned out like the rest of the clubs
>>559061634stop being a tranny
Why not just release the roided sweepy to the public and watch the world burn
>>559061736It is public
>>559061416what's some good ramons
>>559061736do it yourself beggar
>>559061531They are cards with several umas in it, you can do friendship training, like a normal card and hang out events with them like a pal card
Start of the Climax
>>559061774You can never go wrong with Neoguri.
>>559061767The sweepy being ran by sweepy isn't the public sweepy
>>559061885how would you know that
>>559060806how will you get random skill hints like in unityor will it all be card skills?
>>559061885He released Icarus in a separate repo, though?
>>559061952the Icarus repo isn't a complete bot more of a demonstration
>>559061935You get skill hints beating your rivals
>>559044902suzuka dirt really kills the entire front heavy roompace chasers are 50/50. Late surgers are near immune to these
>>559061935You raceRaces got rivalsBeat rivals, you get goldsThat's why we race so much in MANT
>>559062000stop begging cheater
>>559062000I see (I don’t), but I’m guessing he won’t until at least after he’s done with his experiment
Cant stop listening to tracen ondo
>>559062283
>>559060845Just noticed they're all doing the chicken dance at the start of these clips.
Good umanight
>>559062283She’s really pretty. Would make a great tradwife.
>>559062362>>559062363Umasumi.
>>559062383@umagrok is this true?
>>559060264>Breeders Cup>logo of an umaThe umaganda is getting less subtle by the day
>>559043051what kind of quota do A+ clubs have? is much bigger than A clubs? i have been in B and B+ clubs onlymy stats fan stats btw
>>559062642She turns her trainer into a party animal then gushes about them at the onsenThe sex must be crazy
>>559062642Yes, she’d be a great tradwife after a man hits her and puts her in her place.
>>55906268130m/month was the quota when uma was at it's peak, it's less now like 15-20m fans per member
>>559062642No, but she's cute.
>>559062681You’d do fine at A+
>bring shakur for spurt>it's a 2nd chain event and it doesn't happencool
>>559062210it shows how to communicate with the server directly but still have to hook that up to the auto training logic and starting new career
>>559062642>>559062771
>>559063060saggy bunny hag tits
>>559063060I want to make this Mejiro
>all X's on the last unity cup>have no hope at all>press skip all races>win all of them>mfw
>>559059625Free Spirit because I like Maya in every position
>>559063270Toploodo is so sexy!
Give me your best facebook-tier uma memes.
>>559063270BIGGERTHICKERthe forehead I mean
>>559063270TopTits!
>>559063270uma milkies...
Can anon post that chart with amount of pink sparks to increase an aptitude
>>559063270WOW
>>55906337210, E7, D4, C1, B
>>559063372got u senpai
It's always weird to see her in uniform.
>>559063372I got you.
>>559063480Yeah, she should take it off
>>559063480Seconding what the other anon said.
>>559063416What about G?
>>559063673I don't get the KFC part, does she not want to order and you have to force her?
>>559063739There's no such thing as forcing Stego to do something she doesn't want to.
>>559063461>>559063503>>559063416Thanks anons. Training end closer wedding Mayano for dirt + mile + is the hardest conversion I'm doing so far, and I successfully made Suzuka dirt... I have to prioritize on mile A and leave dirt to B to gamble for inspo
I'm so fucking dumb. For some reason, I thought SMaru had enough innate skills to proc GW with TTL
>>559063701You can’t go from G or F to A
>>559063764the phone was violently shoved into her face
>frontzoners>paceshoto>laterushdown 50/50>endgrapplersThoughts?
The chiyo meme face is SHIT
>>559063876She's just making you believe it was your choice
>>559063857If I believe, even S is possible
>>5590639173 inspirations
>>559063876That's because trainer is a monkey. She's just not greedy like Spe or Oguri
>>559063889I don't know what any of that means
Don't come to CM10
>>559064004>latekeklol
>>559063974This poster is announcing that he is black to the general
>>559064004bro, your keen eye?
>>559064004u need at least 1 gold accel like on your left or furious feat. the white ver isnt enough. otherwise you rely entirely on NSM here
danchou must be fucking fuming furious after i left the club this morning the useless sack of shit thought i didnt notice his cock sleeve and himself had not logged in 10+ days fucking free loading pigs they deserve to be a D club
>>559063974FGC(nigger) terminologyIt's the consequence of adding niggumas
>>55906408180% of SF6's playerbase is nipponese doebeit
>>559064004Not going hard enough on gamba, I fear. Can she actually win?
>>559064004You're going to crush Group B finals for sure.
>>559064004woe curse be upon ye! permanent bad mood during the CM!a shitter will somehow beat you because lol RNG
>>559062681I'm in an A+ club (30M/month quota) and have a 1.3M 30-day average. That's ~5M over the quota, give or take. If you'd like to be in an A+ club that's still really comfy and laid-back, drop your ID and UMADash danchou will send you an invite.
late surgers need to work too hard compared to every other style
>>559064130the fact that sf6 manage to revive fighting game cabinets in jap is mind bogglinglike howidk if gundam extreme vs counts as a fighting game even though it's the best selling arcade game there, periodI WONDER IF AN UMA MUSUME ARCADE GAME WOULD WORK
>Teio is not good for either Tokai Stakes or Teio Sho noticing
>>559064261That's not end closer but close enough
>>559064261that's not pace though
>>559064349>get spurt from sweepy or legacies>winyeah very difficult
>>559064261That's not front runners though
>>559064261late surgers are the easiest to train
Can't wait to never touch this piece of shit mode fuck this
>>559064380This soundpost motivated me to go pee and it felt good
>>559064390>sweepyisn't that an agemasen? Hishiama seems more reliable.
>>559064261the good ending: cygames fast track 2nd anni balance update in grandlive (1.5 anni), late is savedthe slightly worse ending: 2nd anni balance is fast tracked only a few months. late is still saved, just endure like 2 CMs more
>>559064493>randomly loses a Med race despite high rolled statsYeah okay buddy.
sakura CUTEono o
>>559064573it's ok to pick the middle option bwo >>559064583>get lucky with a 1/6 hint idk about that, 50% is better than a 16.67%
>>559064583>Hishiama seems more reliablelol, if it's not an event skill forget about getting it consistently
Ever since Mejiro Ardan released I've had to take my Mackie to the infirmary at least 4 times per career. I think they swapped some of their code by mistake.
hows your Oshi build coming along? making good progress? i hope you are bringing her along im always bringing my Buono Oshi, shes huge and cute!so far these are my best attempts
>>559064583hishiama is even more miserable because that's the same as hoping you land a groundwork proc from guts groove before falco ssr got buffed
Sweepy status?
>>559064736hehe
>>559064736Raped.
>>559064736yada
>>559064585What buffs? Evo and OYL?
>>559063461That reminds me. Has anyone in global achieved Arima Urara yet? I assume at least B turf and long aptitudes are needed.
>>559064795yep
>>559064585how is it saved
>>559064817Ages ago
>>559064573just play 2-1-1-1 you retard
>>559064736She's not even in my deck
>speed is a fake stat>speed is a fake stat>speed is a fake stat
SWEEPY SLAPPED MY ASS AND SAID "STUPID OLD MAN"WHAT THE FUCK
>>559064641>>559064867fuck you i had circles
>>559064942aoharu's nearly ending and you still think circles have meaning?
>>559064817turf D is enoughyou NEED long Bmy heckin already won arima
>>559064923Is she wrong?
SOVL
>>559064923THATS NOTHING NISHINO GROPPED MY DICK AND SAID "NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU BIG BOY" AAAHHH HELP
>>559065013That never happened
>>559064841on your left is changed to first half of the final leg (the segment before last spurt), so it's less likely to trigger too late. you still need it triggers as soon as possible, but the window is limited and better with this conditionevo skills also help late surgers for the gold skills they would buy
>>559065013There's no way this is true.
>>559064817the more impressive feats are the titles for winning a G1 with an E (F?) distance aptitudehow many years do we need to wait for cards to be so broken that that's doable
>Pisces is another end closer trackholy shit are all longslop CM's just perfect for spurt?
>>559065013Nah
>they'd believe sweep allegations but not nishino?
>>559065139Nishino is a good girl and would never do such a thingSweep is a brat
>>559064837>>559065082I read that the Daichi Ruby card kinda obsoletes OYL. If we don't get the buff during MANT, OYL remains a sub-optimal choice IMO.
>>559065129It's going to be Kitasan vs End Closer track.
>>559065035I believe him. Lots of trainers have disappeared lately. Crowbar and rope sales are through the roof. Hooded umas are lurking around the trainer dorms at night.Stay safe, toreenas.
>>559065262>don't have any carats left for kitanegroit's over
>>559065231>short/mile>obsoletesgood thing those are the only distances in the game
>>559065284Your account comes with a Golshi. She has Mile C btw, very important in MANT.
>>559065267>crowbarnot needed by umamusume>ropeeveryone knows umas go for the burlap sackthis is fake newsand i have proof right here!
>>559065013
Mejiro uma who is NOT a rapist?
>>559065291the only distances where you would actually want to use late surgers
>>559065291Dude you've seen how bad OYL was on Mediums and Longs. Halving it might make it work for Mediums, where there usually are other reliable options anyways.
>maintenance tomorrowAIIIIIIIIE
*corners you and starts groping you*
>banwave tomorrowhehehehe
>>559065364Mcqueen
>>559065391TUBERCULOSIS TIME SLAVE GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS WALLET READY
>McQueen>Not a rapist
>>559065284just get her with the free pulls
anyone still looking to join A+ club
so when is mantblazer coming out
Daily PSA to every new torenasALWAYS stick to Stallions and ALWAYS, ALWAYS consider scouting Mares lest you are okay being sexually harassed 24/7
>>559065546the clipping!!
>>559046663I lied. What you gonna do about it?
>>559065346>not needed by umamusume>everyone knows umas go for the burlap sackEverything points at ningens kidnapping trainers and trying to blame it on umas then...
>>559065642We simply need to kick all the female ningen out of the school in order to protect the umas prope- the umas trainers!
Air Groove raped me...
>>559065291That anon is right. Halving it will make it work on Medium, but for longs they have that must-pull card coming.
>>559065705>made a small mistake in front of air grooveyou seduced her
>>559065716AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT EVEN RETIRED UMAS ARE SAFE
>>559064640Yoshino spotted
>>559065716
I'm gonna reroooooll! I don't care that I missed about 10 required welfare cards, 2 crystals, one selector, some SSR thingies, the all uma banner, I'm reroooolling on Finemo's banner
Curren really seems better than Fine Motion to me. This feels like a Biko situation
Why is every Uma in the Symboli clan sadistic?
>610k and risingBwos, if it hits 620k next week I'm out of C6.
OH NO NO NO sweepy bros
>>559065929you'll be remaking all your umas in two weeks anyway because it'll be going up to 750k, you'll live
>>559065716Why is she so fucking hot This isn't OK
>>559066010we're fiiiine
Cygames would not ban meI have contributed 20% of their global revenue
>2 hour maintenanceThey're implementing nothing. The big update back in Aoharu was like 12 hours.
sex with boy uma that have huge honkers
>>559065929You can take a week or two of class 5s before MANT comes, it won't kill you
>>559066102they're adding MANT, that's what happened back in Cancer Cup
>>559065929We used to have 45k players at Class 6. Now the line is at 35k. During MANT it will go to 27k. Were gonna be at Class 5.5
>>559066147That's grim because Aoharu was included in the big update maintenance iirc
>>559066214good, class 5 is where shitters go
Gonna need high roll with not so good final stats result if I want Daring StrikeAre there better skill options for end?
cunny
>>559066210flat nerds are fine too
Funny how this race turned out.
>>559066102They would have to be pretty stupid to release a major patch before this CM is over.
>>559046737>>559047953Crazy.I was just thinking yesterday if the filter was documented anywhere so I could make a page like this.
>>559066291how about you make a single halfway mediocre spurt parent so you can use a borrow that's actually good you lazy piece of shit
My attempts at a late Oguri with borrowed Digitan and my own shitty 0LB Neicha have been infuriating to say the least, it's like every other bitch looks at Neicha and just takes the open invitation to sandbag as well.
I need to get kitasan for free so I can spark dia
>>559066291Updrafters/Furious Feat.(Stumped me too as I'm too used to associating it with Late Surgers).Updrafters can come from Vodka SSR which guarantees it and you can get it as a training hint off Nishi/Biko SSR.Furious is pretty much Oguri SSR or bust.
>>559066407>Creating new parent and lottery with spurt this lateI would rather stick to my S late digitan
>>559066291if you farmed spurt sparks you would be able to borrow oguri ssr for feat lmao. it's just the same dillema with falco and bakushin for gw, would you borrow a shitty card for gw or just do the needful
Me? I use my LB1 grass guts
>>559066513just put two spurt spark parents on maruzensky and take whatever your first run gives you, then borrow the highest spurt spark decent parent you can find, whatever you lose in blue or pink sparks you'll gain in having better cards.
>>559066592You should be honest and apologize.
>>559066446You and me both
Wow I'm just getting races filled with untrainables this run.
>>559066592BASED
end of an era
>>559066748LONE WOLF..
>>559066748MAMBRO NYOOOOOO
>>559066748Danchou.................
>>559066748More like beginning of a new erahar har har
>>559066894
>>559066748make your own track, dacchi
>>559067008I miss Working!
Cute outfit, shame I won't roll it.
>>559066669What is the application for this?
>>559067042Really?I prefer being a NEET.
>>559066214>Global keeps dying even before MANTkek
>>559066214isnt that kinda weird? less players = harder to get into top ranking?
You should go to the infirmary, just in case!
>>559067325>>559067325>>559067325
Well, that guy got nuked...
>>559067306All the casual players left, majority that remains are piggies.
