Teamwork Edition>Previous>>559630717>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Feb 27 UDIT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbucfTBbU5s>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
>>559705275super earth is le bad
The Ones Engaged In Forceful Intercourse
Remember, the devs openly hate the players. You don't owe them shit.
LET'S HAVE A GRENADE PARTY IN THE STREETS OF STOCKHOLM!
Femdivers are petite tomboys who get extremely sweaty on missions
What are the top three worst designed enemies for you?For me its3. fleshmobs2. war striders1. leviathans
>be retarded swede game studio>cut back on slop content while the game is bare and broken>listen to feedback>apologize to the playerbase>focus on stability and core gameplay systems>be fatsharkpic unrelated
>>559705516FleshmobsThe others have weak points and dont rely on a mountain of fat health
>>559705685fleshmobs weakness are the speargun and the speargun mini from redacted regiment
Can the reprimand get extended mags? 25 round mag seems like CBT
>>559705642Don't worry anon, AH is "looking i to it"
>>559705428what even happened
>>559705516Hive GuardRupture WarriorConflagration Devastator
>>559705516release leviathan is one of the worst enemy designs I've ever seen
>>559705502I exclusively play female voice and brawny build albeit
>>559706054Game was a broken unbalanced piece of shit and bro' went on reddit to say "skill issue" to people complaining, basically.
>>5597055164. bile spewers5. dragonroaches
>>559705502I use abdo mods though
>>559705516Rupture WarriorJet TrooperElevated Overseer
its sunday and bot classic is completly deadonly the cancer faction planets have a couple pub lobbies
>>559706270>these are the devs saying skill issue and telling you to lower the difficulty
Super Earth jet flag sweep that gives everyone added health, speed, aim and damage resistance (its chem trail juice drugs) and adds Super Earth theme music
>>559706270If the game wasn't an unbalanced piece of shit mess back then and now, I would say based, but as things are now, that's extremely retarded.
Just got Spray and Pray to 25 after dropping it ever since they gave drum mags to the regular Breaker. It should be deleted and its firerate and drum mag count should be given to the Breaker. It's model should also be a skin for the Breaker too
>>559706636medium kek
>>5597055161. Leviathans2. Dragonroachs3. Rupture spewers
>>559705516release hunterrelease bile spewerrelease heavy devmost of my issues with enemy design in this game would be caught and fixed before release by a dev that played their own game or even tested
>>559705421>Rape analogy
>>559706904>by a dev that played their own gameSAAAAR YOU CAN'T SAY THATAIEEE SEND THE DOXXERS IN
>>559706864its got 8 spare mags tho so you can take a backpack other than supply pack
>>559706251>bricks mission>leviathan always destroys generator Good example of the devs not testing their game. Bricks was almost impossible, and it would've taken one mission to find out.
>Arrowhead had to do an asspull because they know bugchasers can barely take 3 planets in a 7 day MO
>>559707045and then they added them to non-city missions lol
>>559704686Anon we have our own version of that pic
>>559705516leviathansrupture everythinghive lord
Huh, it's fun.
If I pretend im playing MGSV can I be a solodiver
>N1shan't be using your tranny image
>>559707045my favorite example of AH doing zero QA is still when they introduced a bug that canceled your stratagems if you input them too fastTook me like 20 seconds to find it, all I had to do was starting a mission and trying to call in my support weaponIf they had QA it would've easily caught this bugAH does zero testing and uses the players as free QA/betatesters
>try not to be a solo diver >teammates consistently either go the complete opposite of an idea path, ignore the main objective, or get into death spirals instead of just leaving How can I fix this?
>>559707464Sounds like a personal problem amigo
What does it mean?
General Brasch doesnt drop to the surfaceHe pulls it towards him
>>559705275SWEET LIBERY, MI'LEEEEGGGGG
>>559707367the speed of the input didn't matter, it was how soon after opening the stratagem menu that you started inputting that bricked it. This was just after the infinitely repeating stratagems bouncing so they must have tried fixing it by putting in a delay window
>>559706259>brawny buildgay detected
>>559707327I think you got the wrong guy if it is who I think it is
>>559707114that one sucks>>559707203>does damage to youit might be cool but I just don't want to build a loadout for it I'm lazy
>>559707656it means they dont play their own game
In 2,000 characters or less, explain how you would make pistols and SMGs not feel like shit. Go.
>>559707367Treating release day as an open beta has been common industry practice for last decade, unfortunately. The truly awful part is that unlike other studios, Narrowhead ignores customer complaints while fixing things nobody was complaining about.
>>559707656They have Alexus. What fucking man is named Alexus? That's what niggers name their females.
>>559708691you carry double the ammo
>>559708691beef up their sound profile so the shots are chunkier, bassier, and louderjob done
>>559708731he's not Swedish so
>>559708691more ammo and less drag and less sway for smgs and almost no for pistols
>>559708691All one-handed so you can shoot with one hand and yoink yer meat with the other.
>>559708691>>559708884oh and increase the RPM of all of them by like, 50%
>>559705516Rupture strain (all variants)Shield devestators (all variants)Hive Lord
>>559709018>1700 rpm knight
>>559708691Remove drag from the game. Congrats, pistols aren't shit anymore.
>>559709178>SMG's mog the absolute shit out of AR's now that their one single balancing factor is gonegood job retard
>>559709018>Knight getting 2000+ RPMwhew lad
>>559706270i still don't think he was wrong back then, if that was the direction they wanted to take the game. But then they just went ahead and made the game fun instead, which wasn't a bad decision but seemed ass backwards since they seemingly wanted the experience to be absolutely miserable.no backbone whatsoever
>>559709305As-fucking-if most people aren't using explosive/laser weaponry anyways.
>>559705516You posted them and I don't think it's even close.>bullet sponge that comes in packs, regularly runs through terrain and below elevated platforms, stairs etc but WILL hit you through the ground>hard requirement of AP4, weak spots are extremely tiny which makes logical sense but is miserable to play around, attacks consist of LOLFLINCH and LOLRAGDOLL>i dont even need to say anything
>>559709407helldiver is at its most fun when its utterly miserable. Their original vision was right but they chickened out because of reddit, now its just a buggy action game where shitters complain nerfs and buffs who fucking gives a shit this isnt league of legends nigger
>>559708691>faster reloads>faster movement while aiming>better hipfire handling and accuracy>more offhand items>more enclosed environments like trench or bunker networksI would apply the same buffs to shotguns too btw
>>559708691increase damage for all ballistics by giving us real drop and drag rates instead of fake shit where most guns are ineffective at ludicrously short ranges
>>559708691ammomag sizehandlingfire rate
>>559708928He has a Swedish soul. I name him an Honorary Sven.
>>559705516The endless spam of this shit is annoying as hell
>Developers who made the content are the ones who test it for bugs Am I retarded or are swedes retarded, this doesn't sound efficient at all
>>559707786swiggers literally patching out skill
Experimental vehicles lobby (probably bugs since they can't really kill vehicles)steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242124834736/76561197999485174
>>559710276that's less an enemy design problem and more of a "the game doesn't tell you shit about what enemies you're about to fight" problem
>>559710378Dedicated teams of playtesters are icky. What if they give your devs constructive criticism?
What if?
Alright I got into a few games with randos. This is pretty fun. Good way to kill a couple of hours.Are cosmetics grindable in a realistic amount of time or should I swipe?
>>559708691The ability to use/fire two of them at once
>>559710640>infinite ammo weapons on a mechsuitnever ever
>>5597105132/4
>>559707367>devs can't input any code fast enough to see thisi almost feel like if i were to learn to code it would be like attaining a super power, being able to play games at the very least a decently skilled level, notice faults AND fix things
>>559707656>no balance team>no QA team>no PR rep>outsource tons of thingsWhat exactly do the 140 employees do?
>>559710640Overheat hell when needed mostMechs need explosivesPut 4 Quasars on it
>>559710640we need bigger gas tanks on those
>>559705516I think most of the enemies are kind of fun and frustrating in their own unique way. I don't really have a problem with any of them except shotgun devs blasting my heavily armored balls off from 40 yards.
>>559710590That's actually a huge taboo in Sweden, believe it or not. AHS are the most jauntelagen devs I've ever seen.
>>559710513FULL
>>559710640>get this>it has DES self-damage after each shot
>>559708691The Reprimand is the manliest gun in the game.
>>559705516The only problem with War Striders is the fucked up spawn rates that make them as common as hulks.Leviathans are not that bad when you consider them a map hazard instead of a normal enemy, they were fucking awful at release though.That just leaves fleshmobs as the absolutely worst designed enemy, who the fuck thought it would be cool if the melee charging enemy with endless HP that completely gibs you the moment it touches you ignores stun as well?
>>559710640Replace those Scythes with Sickles, and you've got a deal.>>559710768Nah, if you overheat a weapon then it becomes permanently unusable, that's the tradeoff.
>>559710513This retard will most likely crash your game because he seemingly has no idea what he's doing. Don't join
>>559708691>not feel like shitSmg irl worse than AR, and pistol is sidearms. They are shit by design.
>>559710874be discord modseat surstrommingslie
>>559711267game did indeed crash
>>559710874developing magicka 3
>>559710513test your shit in a pub lobby first
>>559711425Called it
>>559711493Don't think I will scrub
I want to like the hammer but every time I bring it I'm not impressed
normal lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242126490244/76561198006368528
>>559711493Works in pub lobbies, trust /hdg/ to have some cursed config.
>>559708691absolutely no drag sway still exists for pistols but only noticeable after using too much stamina and stabilizes after aiming for a whilefaster melee animation for both, pistols does less damage but still similar amount of staggersidearm customization
>>5597117163/4
I cheat engined all the warbonds and plan to just play the game to unlock medals for them. I'm white by the way.
>>559712016>I'm white by the way.Confirmed brown
>>559712016somewhat swarthy, but definitely not brownkeep on truckin
>>559712096I tried to farm them at first but then I realized I was just working a below minimum wage job and the design of the maps with the rocks on the desert planets blocking pathways for vehicles are clearly by design to slow your farming down. Now I have them all unlocked and I can just play to earn medals which will take months anyway.
>>559710378You're retarded, it's much more efficient than having a bunch of retarded QA faggots and introducing another layer of communication waste. This is immediately obvious to anyone employed above the level of cashier or dick suck.
>>559712016did the same today. will propably stockpile 10k credits too
you guys dont hate arrowhead enoughthe medium siege ready doesnt match the existing ornate sets at all with the woven paneling so you cant mix and match with itthe fucking blue works with nothing
>>559710590thats not what they are paid for
>>559712016based, but I also cheated in the medals and now ignore the MO and PO completely. Game is actually more fun when you aren't guided by a bunch of retarded Swedes.
>>5597086911. Reduce most SMGs and pistols down to AP1 (K***ht remains AP2; Verdict, Warrant and Reprimand reduced to AP2; Senator reduced to AP3; but all keep their damage figures or get slight bumps)2. Rebalance most/all non-heavy enemies so that AV2 is less common and most have at least one AV0 or AV1 weak point3. Drastically increase standard/durable damage of all AV1 SMGs/pistols to absurd levels (e.g. Defender from 110/22 to 140/45, Peacemaker from 100/32 to 130/40, Redeemer from 70/12 to 100/20)4. Remove the drag factor bullshit5. Generally increase the ROF of the slow SMGs like Defender and Reprimand while also increasing their recoil massively (in combination with removal of drag penalty, single/burst fire allows them to hit targets at long range but full-auto causes them to be too inaccurate to be useful)6. Make the weighty weapon modifications actually negatively impact handling so there's a real choice between high ergo and strong weapon mods7. Bonus: Maybe also rebalance the Spray&Pray back to AP1 just so it actually has a niche againBasically, SMGs and pistols should be to AP2 weapons what AP2 weapons currently are to AP3 weapons: really good damage output in exchange for armor penetration. They should lay waste to chaff due to using pistol-caliber hollowpoints, but struggle against light armor (the K***ht and Reprimand should fill the roles of armor-piercing SMGs).
>>559712865I enjoy a grind, but I dont enjoy a grind clearly trying to frustrate you to spend real money for it because of the jewish amount of credits they give you if you even get them.
new lobby doko?
>>559710378>expecting the devs to play their own game to even QA testthey struggle on D3, btw.
>>559712735Rocks well enough with superstore parade helmetThe colors and materials look roughly the same when you are on the ship and mission anyway
>>559705275Suggestion 1: better rewards for completing MOs (SC, free random stratagems, boosters or equipment buffs for x amount of time)Suggestion 2: only players who completed at least 10 missions in the MO get said benefits
the knight is the most fun primary in the game right now
>>559713674I've been too much of a laser fag as of late, but the Knight really is good. Shame about the drag.
The game would be 10x better if it took itself seriously instead of trying to be a reddit quip comedy
>>559713990nobody wants to play as an actual fascist
>trying to do a self-imposed challenge where I don't die at all during a solo mission>immediately upon landing a trooper using aimbot domes me and I die I'm not swedish enough
>>559714083There's nothing really fascist about it, it's just people who don't know what words mean and think fascism is skulls.
>>559714083good thing Super Earth isn't actually fascist or your cognitive dissonance would have caused you to hang yourself
>>559714262they heard u
>>559714083Delusional
>>559713990>starship troopers is reddit now
dobby loko
I like how clunky it looks, it reminds me of the Catapult from Battletech
>>559713003I did the sample grind normally with the arrow mod which also made me hate the devs even more because of the way the samples are placed around the map and I'm leveling my weapons normally. I just can't really be assed to spend an upwards of 200-300 hours minimum just to fill out my goypass pages only to be disappointed everytime thanks to Alexus still being employed at AH.
>>559714481Yes
>>559714481the movie definitely is, it's literally hollywood's version of some /v/edditor seeing 15 minutes of gameplay and going "yep I know everything about [x] game it fucking sucks and is for woke niggertroons"
>blink>new arrowhead controversy
>>559714580cool seaf
The level of satire in HD1 was just right.
>>559714481Redditors think Starship Troopers is a "scathing commentary" about america even though the bugs are literally the instigators and the director even confirms thishttps://x.com/memeticsisyphus/status/1759624216259785177But hes probably saying they deserved to be ripped apart and mutilated because "muh heckin' colonialism" and they then sent a meteor to earth to destroy a city for some fucking reasonThis is the "media literacy" crowd saying Helldivers and Starship Troopers are the bad guys because its "satire"
Just got the Warp Pack warbondwhat am I in for?Also what weapons should I use if I wanted to roleplay these guys
d10 bots or bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242130732189/76561198122378705
>>559715154FVLL
>>559715154>no areola slipruined
>>559715058It's pretty good, with caveats. The Variable is a chunky boi with a funny meme gimmick, you need Peak Physique and Quick Weapon Wheel to make it not-shit. Epoch is one of the most efficient AT weapons in the game and is a blast when used properly. Warp Pack is a top tier backpack that's not only great for mobility but also pays for itself since you can jump inside of friendship bunkers solo to collect any SC inside. Laser Sentry and Arc Grenade are on the dogshit end of the spectrum, though Laser Sentry is at least usable. And Adreno-Defibrillator is a meme passive that's pretty fashionable and synergizes pretty well with Stim Pistol.Overall, a pretty good warbond and you'll get your SC's worth from the purchase.
>>559705516randoms with chinese names
>>559715541thats a trans feature
Do we like the bots or do we LOVE the bots?
>>559717017stop being gay>>559717179the fuck kind of mouth is that? is that borg bitch half-bug?
I kill bots along with those that try to mingle with them.
>>559717289It is an anime pouting mouth.
>>559717179I like how they fall over when you headshot them
>>559714601For me, it is the Crab.
>>559717547is she pouting because cyborgs don't have dongs to slurp?
i have gotten killed by my teammates own grenades than any other bug>>559717702I would kill for a Scopedog
>>559712016based White man,
>>559717821Game's telling you it's a skill issue
>>559709820realism is only meant to make the game feel worse for you, not better, which is why swiggers made shotguns into the stereotypical video game trope of being useless outside of close range.
>>5597055161. Dragonroach2. Dragonroach3. DragonroachFUCK THE DRAGONROACH
>>559718091>realism is only meant to make the game feel worse for you, not better,rocket devastators and gunships have limited ammo
>>559717017unironically gay post
>>559718374>implying that's something swiggers decided for themselves
>>559717702>crab mechEverytime I see ideas like this and get mildly excited on its potential in HD2 I snap back to reality knowing it'll just get raped into the most boring iteration ever in games because these Swedes cannot understand fun =/= tedium
>>559718843it's faster to reload weapons with a round left in the chamber than it is to reload them from completely empty
>>559718964Next you're going to tell me guns shooting when you press the trigger is something I should thank swiggers for
>>559717702>tfw no Timber Wolf with a Lore Accurate Bracket Build(tm) to tackle on any threat the battlefield has to offer
>>559718964that is standard in shooter since forever.in old battlefields before they infantilised it for brownoids you didnt toss the a half full mag doing a reload but stach it away, when that mag later got reloaded again you didnt have a full mag
>>559719107>>559719275>intentionally missing the pointif you destroy a vital part of the enemies anatomy they die despite having health left on their main HPthese are all realistic things that benefit the player
>>559719275>that is standard in shooter since forever.No it isn't
>>559715154back to 3/4
>if you shoot your enemies they die heh, still thinking swiggers don't hate the players?genuinely what causes this
lobby doko
>>559719316>shoot head off a bug>they still run at you just do double tap you with 100% accuracy(even turns accurately)wow very coolreminder 'glazediver' is a banned term in their circlejerk hugbox of a discord server.
>>559705516fleshmobs because they still walk through buildings, even if they are not destroyed. rupture strain. vox engines because enemies still walk and shoot them.
LOBBY
>>559719614>make factually untrue hyperbolic statement>be told examples that counteract your narrative>th-that doesn't count g-glazediver :>(
What do you even do vs vox enginesis it a hard squad AT check?
>>559720057leveller, solo silo, or gatling barrageconcentrated AT firerun under, pop the vents, toss nade in the hatch
>>559719614Judging from your complete inability to actually argue against that anon's posts, you would do something just as retarded if you had the power.
>>559720057spam C4
>Spear>Leveller>Leveller>Walking BarrageYep, Troon Strider seed time
PISSDIVERS TO PISSPODSWE'LL BE PISSIN ON BUGSsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242136220104/76561198013529867
>>559720057You watch the OP webm.
>>559719929I'm a different anon. Just pointing out your bullshit because while it is kind of a cool gimmick, the fact that they literally chase you with pinpoint accuracy when they technically can't see or hear or smell, instead of just flailing randomly makes it just realism for the wrong reason. Also yes, they even do a 360 lmao.
>>559720289I understand now.
>>559718374Unironically, i think they should give them infinite ammo again. Rocket devs just waste all their ammo shooting into walls now. I think they would just need to give them a cooldown before the next rocket barrage so they wouldn't just turn into enemy rocket sentries that never stop shooting
>>559720281FVLL
>>559720185Again, not the same anon. But was also reminded of Vox pods just intentionally aiming for you.Like wow, that's totally worth being able to save .02s of my reload time and waste ammo on top of it, very cool!Same devs struggle with D3 btw.
>>559720624gunships wrecks do the same
>>559720624>Vox pods just intentionally aiming for you.except for all those times they don't
>>55972028fuck, i was tabbed out
>>559720819
>>5597202813/4 real pissdivers only
>>559710378Theoretically it is. Since they don't do much testing, they can churn out content "faster". But its not a good practice, because devs (particularly arrowhead) aren't good at testing or giving feedback on their shit. So the content they do give is *very* untested (very poorly balanced, very buggy, or both). Its funny, because I remember people defending AH because >"erm, QA probably DID find the bugs and reported it but the higher ups ignored it"Bwcause why wouldn't you think theres a QA team, thats what every game company does. But no. The actual answer is that there is no QA team.
>>559721087Ya know, in some games, the hitbox is so precise you can see the characters weaving between it and not take damage.Meanwhile, Arrowhead's "realistic" game:
>>559720819because it's obviously on a % chance, but the amount of times it goes for you is way too high for it to be just pure coincidence. There are probably other factors too like distance but come on it's the fucking Swedes dude, we don't need to look at their source code to see the malice.
>>559721279ngl that was fucking funny when it happened and im glad some chud uploaded the clip
>>559721175Lobby is private
>>559720996JOIN NOW WE'RE 2/4 DUE TO PRE-MISSION ISSUES
>>559721390try now
>>559720679If the devs didn't fear any repercussions they would 100% make the mountains and similar high grounds ragdoll you upon contact just to smite jetpack users.
>>5597202813/4 we need (You)!
>>559721349if you throw a 380mm barrage at your feet and a shell lands on you are you going to claim the game was maliciously coded to make a shell home in on you? vox heads always get launched forward and chances are you're usually standing in the area it gets launched into
>>559720281didn't mean to ignore, i wasn't looking at the screen and didn't read what you typed>failed to joinnext lobby then
Arrowhead having no real QA or testers and the only people that "test" stuff explains why so much obvious shit gets into the game>Be dev>Make thing>Do bare minimum testing in a vacuum to see if it works>It works>Add thing>Because the engine is retarded and I'm a lazy Swede who never plays the game, this somehow breaks something completely unrelated>Launch thing>Players find the bug within 10 seconds>Sane players are completely baffled at how this got by QA>Army of Reddit Dick-Riders continue to support your game no matter what and spend money on SC so youre never forced to change your ways>Time for another 5 week paid vacation
>>559721791oh nooo the 380mm barrage that was proved to be a pattern instead of being...... completely random! But the vox pods being launched at you is totally.... le random!!!yawn>vox heads always get launched forwardlol this is the level of retardation I'm arguing against. are you seriously trying to die on this shitty hill lmao.Reminder AH doesn't even have a balance team! They're just retarded on purpose.
Just had my first Siege Ready dive.The difference is pretty fucking big and noticable
>>559720679Gunships just spiral downward when you kill them. In my two years of playing this game I have never been squished by a dying Gunship, even if I'm standing right underneath it.>>559721349>you're fighting a Vox and kill it>because it's shooting at you, it is facing you as it dies>Cyborg pod gets ejected in the direction it's facing, towards you>you, being a dumb fucking moron, refuse to move and just stand in the same place>get squashed by the pod because you made a stupid decision>blame anyone but yourself for your own failure
>>559722185>because it's shooting at you, it is facing you as it dies>Cyborg pod gets ejected in the direction it's facing, towards you>you, being a dumb fucking moron, refuse to move and just stand in the same placei have literally been running to squad and been squished by a random tube without ever seeing or engaging the vox
>>559722185>>because it's shooting at youStopped reading after this. You should go back btw.
I'm like 99% sure when they made it so barrages were actually random they just copied over the traitor barrage code which is why you have gunships and other barrages randomly homing in on you sometimes
>>559722548it's proven barrages use a set pattern. they aren't random and they don't home in on you
>>559722548The dss orbital bombardment used the the traitor barrage. It was the worst possible experience when it was first activated.
>>559722685>it's provenHow so?
>>559723003no, it did notit used the meteor storm code
>>559723003>The dss orbital bombardment used the the traitor barrageno it didn't. it used the meteor storm behaviour which just picks a player and then spawns projectiles in random array around them>>559723108through empirical testinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszYHqeeA4
>>559723003I kinda miss the dss bombardment and ECM that would randomize your orbsIt was a special kind of chaotic you dont get often
>>559723276ancient videobarrages have changed since then
>>559715154ggshttps://files.catbox.moe/uf2kft.mp4
>invisible mine ragdolled me into visible minei need to enable instant capture
Mods that change the name of the Orbital Laser to Orbital Goy Beam and blasts Hava Nagila during?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8EC1aQlhdI
>>559724218how is that driving without driver
>>559723276>it used the meteor storm behaviour which just picks a player and then spawns projectiles in random array around themstill retarded because the projectiles could land directly on top of you with zero warningthe meteors at least have that warning light
lobbydoko
>>559725009Inertia
>>559725319peak swigger code
>>559725231>reddit image
>>559725470How would you know it's reddit without having been on reddit yourself? Checkmate
>dss teamkill added to achernar secundusWHY WOULD YOU EVER
>>559725673I wish retards would stop funding that thing>but it helps the war effortI DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>559725542your reddit gold, kind sir
Bugs D10steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242142719906/76561198013529867
>>559725673Gotta hand it to Arrowhead. They managed to add something to the game that was so God awful that it convinces you to log off and go do something else than play this shit game while Eagle Storm is active.
>>559725752>I reverse google image search every image to make sure it's never been posted on reddit beforeobsessedmindbroken even
>>559725867I do. What are you going to do about it, reddit boy?
>>559725821failed
>>559708691remove that absolutely retarded drag nerf they gave to all of them
>>559725821FVLL
toxotroons are always redditroons so it's not that big of a stretch
>>559726118>now outperforms ARs in every category
>>559726263yeah because they were definitely doing THAT before
>>559726374yes they were retard. at launch the defender was literally just a better liberator. drag is the only factor that keeps them balanced now that they do more damage than AR's
>>559726263>game engine so shit the game is essentially an arena shooter>why is there no difference between short, medium and long range gunsand that is why the dilligence/censor mogs them all if you can stand the klicking
>>559726565>at launchno one is talking about ancient history retard
>>559726710I shouldn't be surprised you're too fucking retarded to understand why I'm referencing their launch performance.At launch they both had the same 30% drag factor but the defender did 70 damage and the liberator did 55. That meant the defender was just flat out better than the liberator at every range. Right now the defender does 110 damage and the liberator 90, but the defender has a higher drag factor which means the liberator beats it out for damage as range increases. That means that SMG's have a niche of performing better at close range but badly at longer ranges while AR's are more consistent across all ranges. If you got rid of the drag penalty on SMG's and gave them back the standard 30% drag you would be going right back to the launch performance of SMG's outclassing AR's at every range, especially now that neither has any spread worth mentioning.you absolute fucking moron
anyone up for a cyberstan lobby? if want reply
>mfw i have an open cybeerstan op
>>559718657obviously you meant to respond to the anon requesting troon rings on nipples
NO MORE TRANNY LOBBIES NO MORE TRANNY LOBBIES
War strider seeded. Billions must die
>>559728035>doesn't solofag>war striders are no longer a problempssh. nothing personnel kid
>>559727385SMGs already had more drag than ARs and worked in their niche because they changed that after launch already. randomly on a day, half a year later, doubling THAT drag value even more for no reason (making SMGs basically worthless). So going to ancient history about release shit (which no one used these weapons anyway when the breaker existed) is a mute point because im not talking about REMOVING drag you fucking retard. im talking about removing the DOUBLE drag they added
War Strider? I hardly knew her.
>>559728035I unironically like him
Does Siege Ready make loading the next bullet into the eruptor faster?
SMGs and shotguns are tranny guns
>>559728565tranny gun
>>559728565no because that's not reloading
>>559728574>>559728725>>559728032>>559726220
>>559728565test it yourself
>>559728574???
>>559729094>>559728860slop tranny reddit defeated
>>559729594See: >>559728860
>>559729673go back
>>559729781See: >>559728860
>>559729817I accept your concession
I wish tourists would stop coming here spamming about how much they hate trannies in a desperate attempt to fit in because they think all we do is sit around seethe in an obsessive manner
>>559727586See: >>559728032
>>559729964See: >>559728860>>559729923
what crosshairs mods do you suggest?
>>559729964Gaze upon: >>559728860 >>559729964
>>559708691They are good already. You don't need range on bugs that much so increased mobility during hipfire in cqc + utility of being able to carry stuff is worth it over ARs and if you don't get this you are retarded.If they want to buff them anyway they can give them another mag or faster reloads.
>>559728451thanks to the damage buff they all got at the same time the range at which the new drag makes the SMG's perform worse than the old SMG's is like 50 meters, which is pretty much the upper end of the average engagement range. Only the reprimand really lost out but it still does enough to one-tap devastator heads at typical engagement ranges.
>>559705824Two or three shots from the eruptor pop them
A reminder this is how OhDough handles WarStridershttps://streamable.com/19h4m7
>>559711217I think every 'environmental hazard' type enemy (leviathan, hive Lord) should have an objective on the map that you can accomplish to take them out.
Lobby dozo,>BugsBugs>BugsBugs>BugsBugs>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242147205802/76561197986229160steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242147205802/76561197986229160
>>559730803>second railgun shot of the video>"but that was a clean shot"that wasn't charged up enoughthe rest of the video is just stubbornness chain dying to them while trying to sit in the fucking open
>>559730982Hive Lords are vastly tougher and more dangerous than Leviathans. Being able to cover a football field in bile, slow down everyone with tremors and instakill by smashing with it's body vs laser pointers. 'Breaking the LOS with Leviathans' minigame makes squids slightly less boring IMO
>>559730803also>solofag filtered by the enemy that filters the fuck out of solofagslike clockwork
>>559731331>"Bots can't aim--ACK"
>>559731269tranny lobby
When's the next survey so I can once again bitch about shit that I know will never get fixed?
I feel like Gatling Barrage is infinitely more useful when you need to run and retreat than gas or emp strike
>>5597312693/4>3/4
>>559730803>The bubble grenade will hold this t-ACKGenius
>>559730803every time that faggot complained about gear checks he had the correct opinion.its 2026 and we have pistols that can snipe gunships.Every other bot enemy is vulnearable to ap4 support weapons, meanwhile those dont even go down to most red stratagems. Call ins never felt as weak as these recent patchs
Why don't solofags use reds?>BROOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT WHAT IF THERE WERE 5 WAR STRIDER WHAT THEEEEEEEEEN???????ur orbitals? ur eagles?
>>559731657fuck off reddit
>>559731741OhDough is really good at pointing out issues but the way he actually plays just undermines himself all the time.
>>559731657WAIT FOR ME
>>559731750Because reds suck, the only good reds are the ones that deal a solid, predictable chunk of AoE damage and even then you might get fucked if it hits at a strange angle.
>>559719797I forgot about this guy. he should have gotten laid
>>559731750>throw eas at d10 bot patrol>5 kills>4 hulks marching onred got power creeped out of the game by blues and greens.
>>559731269FVLL>FVLL
>>559731741>>559731913the eye wekspot stand to be a little largerthe rear heatsink and the hip joints could stand to be AP3 instead of 4OhDough plays like a fucking retard and 90% of his frustrations is derived from that fact
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242148057741/76561197995757904
i look cute in the horse helmet
>on cyborg planets the factory strider convoy is replaced by a vox convoyI was not aware of this and the pubshitters have no idea how to handle it. A full cuckchair won't do the trick either.
>>559730803>getting raped by just two war striders and a bruiserhere's your voice of the community, bro
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7769 is this ok, i'm installing rn
>>5597321692/4
reminder that ohdough seethe is trooncord astroturfing
>>559732169>tranny reddit high-school
>>559732002>>559732017Well I disagree. AC + gatling-120-380 barrages ended up being my fav loadout on 'stan. Thin the crowd -> pick out the stragglers is still a good tactic.
>>559732169based Cromartie enjoyer.
Swedish coding at it's finestAll 3 passives work btw
>>559732693Is that from the official discord?
>>559732693Why are you on trooncord, saving these posts?
>>559732765Strongly consider: >>559729964
>>559732897no it's from the (now dead lmfao) leak discord
>>559732856bruh what
>>559732856Does the Dust Devils passive stack with the Helghast one?Better yet, can you get crazy throw range if you combine the Dust Devils passive with Servo-Assisted?
>>559732856kek, what happens if you mix heavy and light armours?
>>559731913>>559732068the dude made fucking hd2 his job, of course he is going insane. Do people really expect him running lame meta builds until end of service (no they dont, whacky shit is draws more viewers)His frustration stems from not picking a better game to go viral, now that he build his audience its impossible to move on>>559732772ok, what about 500mg, rocket pods, airburst, cluster bombs, etc.the barrages are not a replacement for anti tank with 5 minutes cooldown
>>559732856>transmog is finally here
>>5597258213/4 we lost onebots d10
>>559733558FVLL
>>559732856how is this possible
favorite botter loadout?i tried Nade Launcher, Supply 120MM and Gatling earlier but had a pretty miserable time all things considered
>>559733892how could you have a bad time with GL + supply backpack?
>>559733892>i had a terrible time filling three of my four stratagem slots with crutchesgo play a diff game
Has anyone made a detection range chart?
>>559733892Spear for heavy AT and Scythe for everything else.I almost always run a machine gun turret and sometimes take a shield relay, the short cooldowns make them ideal for saving your ass.
>>559732856Even if you were totally invincible against fire and electric damage, it still wouldn't be a meta passive.
>>559731468i dont see how warkeks filter solofags specifically given there isnt any advantage to having a teammate, if the teammate has direct AT sure but that just loops back to the problem people have with warkeks
>>559733892>>559720270
>>559732856so are you invulnerable to fire?
>>559734426Probably not but at least you can use flamethrowers without humping the ground every 2 fucking seconds.
>>559733115>5 minute cooldownit's 200 seconds for 380mm and 150 seconds for 120mm. Gatling comes every minue iirc500 kg is definitely good still and kills heavies fine. Rocket pods function like a worse strafing run and so if they don't kill the enemy it will be at least heavily wounded and easy to finish off, I use them on bugs for variety. Airburst and clusters are anti chaff, the later is ok I think
>>559732856>Fire resistant cape
>>559734956retardant
I wish more people would make mods for the crew.
>>559735338don't have the SS of it but some anon explained that the crew are modeled as part of the ship (most likely done by the devs to make it easier for them to not lag around) thus making it very hard to mod/texture properly
>>559732856Unfortunately resist passives don't stack but unique effects do
>>559732856https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deLksPorrmo
the game is easy enough as is why would you even want to stack cheat armor? im in d10 using only melees and gamer chairs. gitgud!!
>>559735576Oh so that's why I see fags without a helmet.Knew I was right to block them.
>>559735848go back reddit tranny
>>559735576can you stack melee passives together?
>>559735936Kill yourself tranny.
>>559705516I like leviathans now, wish they didnt take them out of every non-city map. They're really fun to shoot out of the sky with the right builds. There should be a Leviathan surge for some planets.
Every time I close my eyes I keep hearing helldiver screams
tranny-hammer or tranny-saw?
>>559708691More off-hand equipment options.Give shields secondary effects.
>>559734483The argument is always "yeah sure you can kill a single war strider with your AP4 support weapon but now try killing 6 of them with your AP4 support weapon all in the same spot all firing at you checkmate fag"A team all working together would make short work of all of those war striders even if they all only had AP4 support weapons and no AT. Hence, warstriders filter solofags.
>>559734072Because half the match was Warstriders walking up on highground and staying up there, not fun when they become Turrets>>559734128heres that (you) you worked so hard for :)>>559734267Huh, did they finally buff the Spear?
>>559736665Spear one taps anything that isn't a factory strider or vox machine, I bring it only because I am too cool to bring the RR.
Have we ever won a sample MO?
>>559736890once. it was the first one where it dupe counted all samples 4 times for each player
wtf do i use against cyborgs? it feels like every primary is shit against them
>>559737619try aiming for their heads
>>559737619headshots any pen (read: gitgud)
>>559737619what primary do you use against overseers?
>>559737619>he fell for the "assault rifles are shit" meme
>>559737872but the coyote is a AR
>>559731648I feel like you are a RETARD. Are you a RETARD, anon?
>>559737619Exploding crossbow :^)
>>559737619I find the Censor and Double Freedom to be super good against them, the Censor can stagger lock them to death and the double barrel can just 1 shot them
what the shit?
>>559705516>Only three when every single enemy has issues, bugs, and bad design
>>559738203BugGODS... we did it...
>>559738203You can't liberate a planet until Joel flips the switch himself
>>559738203>Borgus Sector
>>559738203Dumb fucking idiot.
Whatever, go my lure mine
>>559738203>>559738324>>559738336>>559738341>People STILL dont know how cities work
>>559738203>what is a megacity
>>559738203botkeksisters, it's time to admit the superiority of the bugGODs.....
>>559738439Who cares. It's all fake and gay anyways, it's better to put energy into the fun things like diving whatever fucking biome you want.
>>559738567>Had to be coddled by joel to win>Again
>>559738203>Joel cheating to appease the bugdivers
>>559738203I already explained multiple times about cities but you dumb fags keep saying "UUUUUUH DUUUUUR WTF" I'm done explaining. Being a retard your whole life is a choice.
>>559737619melee weapons
this game is too easy after cyberstan this game was really only very fun when the redacted warbond dropped then stopped being fun when siege warbond dropped
>>559737619trident mogs, just shoot the armored ones in the legs and the unarmored ones center mass or at the head>>559737718overseets die to center mass spam all the same because swiggers gave borgs the same armor
>>559738823Joel coddled bugchasers in other ways. Like pulling a supply line out of his ass because he remembered bugchasers almost failed a 7 day MO about taking planets: >>559707074
>>559737718i bring coyote (mostly for the big bobs) but usually sniper overseers with the amr
>>559739053hard missions create strong helldivers
>>559739421harddivers
>>559739457Me when Eagle-1 actually hits something.
Patch soon?
>>559739421>Real shits create real niggas
>>559739053narrowhead can't even take credit for cyberslop difficulty because they literally didn't play any of it, they probably just tested that the borgs dont get stuck on enemy corpses like (We) do and left it at that
>>559739531Not till the 17th because Sweden needed another vacation
Commando missionsWhatever happened there???
>>559737619jar 5 stunlocks them
>>559739725They cummed in their hand-o
>bugGODs buck broke JOEL to the point he just hand them a planet>botcucks getting spammed with high level invasions left and right despite being JOEL's best cock pleasersYou get 0 respect by being obedient
>>559739902>You get 0 respect by being obedientHey bugchaser, how did you guys get your exclusive bugchaser cape again?
>Number droppingImagine if they did a repeat of last time
Izzat Status>Old : 2 Joel Izzat, 0 Helldivers Izzat>Joel lost a planet (Achernar Secundus) : -1 Joel Izzat, +1 Helldivers Izzat>New : 1 Joel Izzat, 1 Helldivers Izzat
>>559739902>annihilate bots and 'borgs by the dozens of millions>somehow they have enough power to not only repel our attack but launch all of these invasions and just start cumdiving on SEliterally fake narrative fake MOs fake war we are fighting for the sole purpose of attacking joel's (Udit's) izzat reserves
>>559740206please don't post that he WILL take it seriously.
>>559732856so how do you do it for the cape?
>>559739902>despite being JOEL's best cock pleasers>botfags Tell me when was the last time bugchasers took a planet without permission? I dont recall them having a creek or beach event.
>>559739993>botcuck are mad he didn't get his Cyberstan capelmaoooo
>>559740246We have to claim high Izzat. It is now our ultimate goal to get higher Izzat than Joel's.
>>559740340>>559740371A reminder bugchasers swallowed Joel's cock so hard he gave them a cape for being good MOnkeys
The new armor bug really showcases how underwhelming armors with a passive that only triggers when the player takes damage are. They all might as well be secondary effects.
>>559738863I'm new and don't really get what they're going on about but can you give me a qrd on cities?
>>559740464>implying botcucks didn't lose sleeps over not getting their Redditstan cape
>>559740726>projecting
>>559740246Good, I hope he fucking suffers tonight and tomorrow knowing the community got one up on him.
>>559740796>"I-IT'S NOT LIKE WE WANT IT OR ANYTHING!!!"desperate cope
>>559741041>projecting>no counter argument to the only cape bugchasers ever got was from swallowing joels cock
>>559740206We need to farm more izzat
>>559740464cool cape, wish I had it cause it actually looks interesting I just use the stealth half-cape because capes look dumb and stupid and I'm sure Sweden would make it so we die Incredibles montage style from our capes getting caught on shit if they could
>Botchads got a cape for the Creek (Something they did on their own)>Squidchads got a cape for the Beach (Something they did on their own)>Bugchasers got a cape for doing an MO (They cant do anything on their own)Its actually hilarious how useless and irrelevant they are unless Joel tells them to do something. Literal NPC playerbase.
I don't care about your scuffles between buggies and botties. I care about humiliating Joel by having more Izzat. We're not the same.
>>559741148>implying botslaves wouldn't be all over Cyberstan again like flies to shit once it's opened again, trying their best to please JOEL cock for that sweet sweet Cyberstan cape to increase their izzat
>>559741547>bugchaser projecting how nobody likes Reddit Worlds
>>559741407>Squidchads got a cape for the BeachNot so my friend, though we got something worth a little bit more.
>>559740246
No one answered my question so I used AI instead. It's your fault.
>>559741518I like winning MOs too but I also like laughing at bugchasers because they make it too easy.
>botcucks downvoting the game because JOEL didn't just hand them Cyberstan>botcuck sloptubers shitting out videos upon videos on how JOEL fucked them over>botcucks are mad they didn't get their Cyberstan capetotally not mad btw
>DSS votes are already leaning towards Zea Rugosia after Achernar>voters fully understand that Herthon is almost complete and thus doesn't need the DSSYou know, sometimes the Blob isn't completely braindead stupid.
>>559741518>accumulating izzatI don't participate in poop golem politics. I'm just here to annihilate the Swigger menace.
>>559741980>still projecting over a cape
I'm physically ill and suffering severe dysentery after playing with pick up groups. No even a joke
>>559742194You were supposed to leave crossplay off.
>>559741972>>559742084I forgot to give details about how to gain/lose Izzat so here it is :>Lose planet : +1 Joel Izzat, -1 Helldivers Izzat>Capture planet : -1 Joel Izzat, +1 Helldivers Izzat>Win MO : +1 Helldivers Izzat>Lose MO : +1 Joel Izzat
>>559742194host a lobby then?
>still pretending like he totally don't care
ChinkGODS will save this MO by picking up 1 months worth of samples in 5 seconds.
>>559742353Chinkdivers will leave in droves once they actually start banning for cheats
>botchads do it for the love of the game>bugchasers do it in hopes joel gives them a treat to increase their izzatThis is why the bugchaser is obsessing over a cape.
>>559742281i'm too busy with my bathroom misery to host a lobby
>>559742580a thousand prayers
>join cheated lobby where host has sample container with 50 of each>don't notice until the end screen where 500 medals appears under the currencyIs there a way to revert this or am I stuck with ill-gotten gains
>>559742353JOEL will just reset the progression just like last time>b-but they will do it againyeah, just like the last time?
>free FRV for 24hI told you guys KEK
>>559742575>>botchads do it for the love of the gameeven as bait this is ridiculous, it is functionally impossible to take that seriously
>>559742580imagine the smell
>>559742664it was the only possible outcomewhat were you expecting
>>559742664This is so fucking gay.
>>559742620medal cap is 250, trust me that's literally nothing that's a drop of piss in the ocean of piss that is warbond completion>>559742664no one was saying anything different
>>559742682>calling it baitRemind me, how what MO did botchads and squidchads do to get their cape again?
>>559742575Why do squid divers do it?
>>559742737Some niggas said it """"might"""" give us the APC
>>559742881top fucking jejthose niggas bought the game two months ago or are either tourists or clinically retarded and don't know any better
>>559742839I don't care about your samefag argument, but "doing it for the love of the game" mentioned anywhere near HD2 is egregious
>>559742871Prefrontal cortex trauma
>>559742961>samefag argument,Take your meds
>>559707656This same bitch also said the commando homing mechanic is intended yet they fixed it in a later patch. Don't believe their lies
>>559743052I don't care about you and someone who is most likely also you crying about capes you mongrel, stop trying to stave off your suicide with (You)s for fuck's sake
>bot tranny still acting like he didn't spam the thread with screencaps from the helldivers companion apps and screaming at bugGODs for not diving on the planet he wanted 24/7totally for the love of the game and not obsessing over sucking JOEL cock btw, every accusation is a confession
DOBBY DOOKU?
been trying forever but i give up its impossible to glitch the cape too, rip 3 passives
>>559742881>inb4 the motorcycle + turret sidecar from HD1 gets added into 2.
>>559743218>"it was real in my head!">totally for the love of the game and not obsessing over sucking JOEL cock btwsays the bugchaser that got a cape for sucking joels cock
>>559743227Is that what happens when Harry gives him a copy of Star Wars instead of a sock?
If bugchasers dont care about the MO, why do they get so excited when they win one? Curious...
squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242156498553/76561198008364447
>start extraction >heroic starship troopers inspired last stand music swells>nothing happens for 2 minuteswhy can't extract just be a bog standard horde event instead of the game just trying and failing to spawn patrols next to it?
>>559743305so your entire cope are just "nuh uh!". Consider your concession accepted
>>559743634so your entire cope are just "muh cape!". Consider your concession accepted
If botniggers dont care about the MO, why do they get so excited when they win one?Curious...
>>559706864your short mag bro?
>>559743607>still having music on NGMI
Havn't you ever noticed bugchasers need to make shit up whenever they talk to a botchad?Curious...
Listen here. Ya'll just don' get it. Ya'll go out runnin' around and takin' Mastuh Joel's planets without permission. Creek? Beach? Lordy lordy no das just beggin fah trouble. Us bugdivers? We's gud boys. We no finna take Mastuh Joel's planets less he tells us to. Mastuh Joel ain't gonna have no problems with us ya hear. Now if yous scuse me I gots to go drop Bore Rock.Go down Moses...waaaaaay down in Egypt's laaaaaaand....
>2 sad obsessed man bickering about a rigged war in a dying video gameand I thought my life was sad
THEY FUCKING LEFT ME BEHIIIIIIIIIND
so are they going to fix the DSS eagle strikes or are they supposed to fly up my ass every time
>>559708691Make them akimbo-able:>pistols have 3.5x the total magazines available>smg have 1.5x the total magazines available>aim and fire buttons become Aim Left Weapon and Aim Right Weapon respectively>firing requires aiming and their own button for firing
>>559744069Good luck.
>>559744069You're now a Cyborg's fleshlight. Enjoy.
>>559744087SATIRE!!!!!!! MEDIA LITERACY!!!!!!
>>559739053>this game is too easy after cyberstan That's every major event.The game is briefly very fun for a limited time during a special hyped up operation where the spawn rates are cranked up and the crazy enemies are all over the place. Then the order ends, the game goes back to "normal" and you fucking fall asleep at your keyboard while redditors tell you the game didn't get easier, you just got better.
>>559744087Eagle Strafing Run was portrayed as the work TK strategem despite being one of the, like, top 3 reliable reds and it's ENTIRELY because of the Dipshit Swigger System shoving Eagles up your ass
>>559744224Akimbo/dual-wielding is retarded and only looks cool to teenagers.The proper way to go is to let you wield a pistol/smg and a melee weapon in the other hand.
>>559744394>The proper way to go is to let you wield a pistol/smg and a melee weapon in the other hand.based based based
Who opened the Combine homeworld portal
>bugchaser trying to pretend to be someone else because he got pressed
>>559744386a competent dev team would have excluded DSS strikes from the internal stat tracker for strafing runs, but this is AH we're talking about I suppose
>nigger constantly pinging for reinforcement during ion stormThat's a kick
>>559744471the Combine should replace the squids
>>559744515Worse with retarded chinks they insult you in their mic literally swallowing it whole
>>559744471How would Super Earth fare against the Combine? I feel like they'd be a faction that could actually go toe to toe with them because of their sheer amount of firepower and ability to utilize FTL travel on a very precise scale
>>559744661With this playerbase? We'll lose everything in 3 hours
Really I think bug chasers would have a better rep if their MO ignoring accomplished anything. Creekers got shit on but they did do some.
>>559742664Well I ain't gonna say no to a free car, it'll be a good chance to practice on my driving anyway.
I want a phaser that disintegrates enemies
>>559743607It's times like those I wish the shovel were a secondary because it'd make for good time to dig out trenches
>>559742664As I predicted, even down to the gracious corporate gift of thankfulness. >>559539405
>>559744394I like dual wielding in VR, I can geko vision with my eyes and aim at two different foes and accurately drop them. Guns, swords both are great to dual wield. the issue is both skill and game not dual wielding.
Wait a minute, this isn't Halo...
Bleach is the root of all.
Fell for it again award.
>>559742418>can't shoot but move forward fasterno that's how you do sprint. you need a reasonable trade off for the slight speed boost it gives you. that trade off is that your weapon isn't always ready. you're taking a big risk for added mobility, which adds a new element to fights since now you've got more options in how you respond to an enemy engagement. you no longer just have to stand there and hope your enemy misses their shots if they get the jump on you. you have the option to reposition and reengage from a more favourable angle. it makes the game more complex, more challenging, and more engaging. claiming that 'well they can just have it affect your accuracy instead of putting your weapon all the way down' is complete retardation. you're literally acknowledging that you understand why the weapon has to go down in the first place. you're just asking for a slightly more forgiving version of it i.e. you want people to be spamming sprint more often with less risk. also people seem to conveniently always forget that slide allows you to instantly ready your weapon while you're sprinting. so you have a solution to those situations where you sprint into someone who has their weapon already up. responding to that scenario is a matter of skill. it's in your control. also i don't know why you're bringing up reach as if it has any bearing on the sprint argument, since sprint in that game was an ability, not a core mechanic that everyone had access to. that's what made sprint complete shit in that game. the only two games to do sprint right in halo are 5 and infinite. this is what's frustrating about talking about sprint in these games. people keep focusing on the worst implementations of it. if it was so unbelievable game breaking people would not have praised 5 and infinite's gameplay at launch, which is what happened. don't try and rewrite history and tell me otherwise..
>>559745843
>>559745741It is now see >>559745773
Is this game as fun as it looks, from all the crazy videos I've seen? I'm garbage at shooters though.
>>559745773well i would like to "bleach" the local bug, bot and squ'ith population
>>559745950be careful, if you play the game wrong you too might gain dysentery >>559742580>>559742194
>>559742261Izzat is zero-sum by definition, MOs cannot add to one side's izzat without taking from the other's. That would imply both sides can grind izzat by just having endless MOs that don't result in planets changing hands, when the entire point is that your gain is always someone else's loss.
>>559745950It's harsh to get used to in higher difficulties but you quickly realize the only thing that changes is the amount of enemies they throw at you. Just hit the weakspots, bring anti-tank and know when to run away.
I go back to work tomorrow so I'm cracking a beer and joining quick play. Wish me fuck.
>>559539405>>559745632they should meet up and lez out, maybe bully some bratty turrets with their delicious tits and mega thighs
Sprints is Helldivers.
>>559746216Good fuck.
>>559745773>dogshit inspires dogshitwow, didn't see that one coming
>>559746216Okay. Fuck you
....he says as he posts some shitty american cartoon nobody under the age of 40 recognizes...
>cyborg planet>dumb nigger TK me with his 500kg>spend the good chunk of the game trying to get my fucking gear back>had enough and headshot the fucker with my Senator and leave
>>559744661It'd be a 7-year war (optimistic) instead of a 7-hour war with SE still likely losing. The Combine's armed forces and tech is something akin to the lovechild between Super Earth and the Illuminate but much more advanced. They're also similar to the Covenant from Halo except a lot of aliens they utilize are mostly enslaved (gunships and flying carriers). Keep in mind that the Combine love stealing tech, so if they discover SE has something extremely useful they WILL attempt to steal and reverse-engineer it on their own.Fun Fact: After conquering earth they integrated a lot of human vehicle technology because it's just that good.
>>559746689Retard.
Nigga kept nading exactly where I was
>>559746697I wouldn't mind Overwatch's silky voice in my ear during a mission.
I hope Arrowhead's next game fails big time so they are forced to slave away on Helldivers for the rest of their miserable careers
>drop on zea rugosia>open CE>cheat rare semplesim doing my part fuck joe
>>559732856Do you get 3 times the armor too?
>>559746982There next game is helldivers.
>>559744661SE is a type 3 civ and the Combine is a type 4 civ
>>559747002Hey man could you not do that?I'm trying to win this MO legitimately and when I read stuff like this it really cramps my motivation
559631454I present another use of the cheat table,Creating speedhack hotkeys to fastforward though the defrosting animation (and much more!) From about 23 seconds to just 6.
>>559746982I hope this too. Hopefully brings them back down to reality.
>>559744661>>559746697How would super earth fare against the covenant
>>559745843>Waste almost 2 days on a planet only to get a stratagem nobody ever uses during a squid MO where the FRV spawns in 70% of the colony maps anyway Bravo Sweden, I fucking called it
>>559747342potential covenant mogging if super earth doesn't have a spartan program equivalent
>>559746426Incredible.
>>559747252Why can't we skip those in the first place?
>>559747252
>>559746697>if they discover SE has something extremely useful they WILL attempt to steal and reverse-engineer it on their own.To be fair the same can be said for SE. FTL tech was stolen & reverse-engineered from the Illuminate, and they ground up terminids to fuel it. I think Combine wins based on scale alone, they've conquered multiple universes haven't they?>>559747342SE rapes Covenent, but is too stupid to deal with the flood
>>559747523>SE rapes CovenentThe covenant would just go back to their starships and glass any planet that does not have forerunner artifacts.
How would Super Earth fare against Bilbo Baggins
>>559735576who finds this shit?
>>559747342Covenant kills them in space pretty easily, at which point nothing on the ground matters.
So what exactly is AH up to right now? We get no progress updates, no warbonds, no content, not even patches. Cult squids are supposedly scrapped, no sense of any plot progression after our "big cyberstan event", the fuck is there even to look forward to that won't take another 4 months?
>>559736228I NEED STIMS
>>559745950This is a third-person horde shooter, so precision aiming isn't mandatory. You're more rewarded for decision-making and movement, and as long as you can hit center mass you'll generally be fine. Yes, there are weapons that are designed for precision shooting and in a lot of situations precision fire on a weak point is the fastest way to kill certain enemies, but given that enemies spawn in huge numbers your priority should be killing them as quickly as possible, and stopping to headshot everything you encounter isn't always the best way to do that.And yeah, this game is pretty fun, otherwise we wouldn't dedicate a general to it and keep on posting in it two years after launch. There's a decent amount of grinding and microtransactions though, so whether you want to spend more than the base $40 for the entry fee is up to you. Obviously this being 4chan you'll get lots of people recommending that you use hacks to cheat in premium currency simply to spite the developers, but whether you actually do that is up to you (and honestly there's no guarantee that the developers won't one day detect and ban all of those people).
>>559747636that implies they're safe in those ships. HD2 peaked at 1m concurrent players, which means canonically it has at least 1 million super destroyers in addition to whatever else SEAF has. The rape will proceed as planned
has any1 managed to fix 'estabilishing uplink to host ship' bullshit permanently? it gets stuck there regularly and I cant join any lobbies
Bet this thing won't have any presence beyond a graphic on the war table
>>559746659who are you talking about? are you lost, boomer?
>precision aiming isn't mandatoryYeah if you don't mind being called a turboshitter.
>>559747497the same reason we can't speed up the end of mission screens: because swiggers literally don't know how. cutscene skip has been available ever since you could skip intros in NES games, but Mega Man 2 might as well be lost technology for swiggers
>>559748030restart game
aiming is obsolete in the age of AP4 grenade launcher.
>>559742664Capturing the factory hub will lead to APC on the 17th trust
>>559710874you gotta realize work forces in these cucked european countries are batshit insane compared to what you expecti once worked with a guy from a french division of the company i used to work atone day, he disappeared three months later he comes back"oh i was on vacation"he had three months of vacation, and he got it every yearand HR didn't say shit despite this being unauthorized because "muh cultural differences"european countries employ people just to keep them employedits bullshit
>>559748225Not even restarting the PC helps me desu
>>559723813And yet it's still mostly true. Here's the first walking barrage from two different missions I recorded today, overlayed. There's some minor variance on a few of the shots but they largely follow the same pattern, most likely they just applied a slight noise variation but the seed pattern is the same. If they were truly random now I'd expect wildly different landing spots.
>>559748151>precision aiming in the one game that does everything it can to prevent you from getting a clean shot at any point in timeYou act like this is MIlSim
>>559748393nta but try reinstalling gameguardi had that happen once and doing that fixed it
>>559748024super destroyers are only like 500 feet long. Covenant ships are miles long, with shields, and plasma weapons that do not explode in your face. People do not realize how advance the Covenant were because they play as John Halo who himself is raping the Covenant.
I wanna do a melee only run on d5 or something but I want to know if any of you are actually interestedare you interested anon?
>>559748338>be threated like an actual human>get actual vacations>this is somehow badAlso i call bullshit on a full 3 months. You'd need to be a state worker like me to attain such levels of comfy.
>>559748393bless pc with holy water(substitute blessed isopropanol to not damage it)
>>559748480how do I reinstall that garbage?
>>559748529Reported to government for having too much luxury. Glory to Arstotzka
>>559748506lol ur ship got deleted by a rock going very fast xD
>>559748431>minor variance on a few of the shots but they largely follow the same pattern>walking barrageno shit, retardtry throwing a 380mm into a mega fortress
>>559748517Sure but only on d10
>Currently an event going on in Darktide that just throws as many heavy armor and 1-shot units at you as possible>Mates still ask if we should jump on that instead of HelldiversThe absolute state of swigger development.
>>559748729Where is super earth's super fast rock?
>>559748716I was actually a hardworking dude when i started mind you. But i've been slowly broken by others faggots being jack offs, and the higher ups really not liking it when you point out something is fucked.The only solution is becoming another low profile lazy fuck or climb the ladder (this will probably get you kicked out unless you're a psychopath and have no problems with licking boots).Now i just do the bare minimum and steal anything i can. And its still nothing compared to what some people do.
>>559748836Hulk Surge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else on the bot frontwe need Jetpack Hulk Surge
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242159428352/76561198391046460any
As izzat is zero sum that means someone out there has to have the most izzat, or could theoretically get all of it.
>>559748851Well, SE got railguns (thats what a MAC is) and powerful lasers. They could probably take on covenants. Or at least make them regret starting a war.
>>559749000hulk surge like a month ago when you fought seven of them at once was the most fun this game had been in a long time.
>>5597490163/4
>>559747252If you're the host, it also works for the post-extraction stats. ~30 seconds compared to ~2 minutes.
>>559749070Izzat at high levels is a red queen race where tou have to manage a gigantic number of master-slave relationships to ensure you're not leaking izzat to various small-timers that are getting one over you without you noticing. Which is why jeet-led companies invariably collapse into status games and tribal politics and infighting once enough of them are imported. Each brahmin wants to have their own mobile of servile dalits to do their bidding while preventing other high-castes from doing the same.
>>559749118all hulk types should spawn in them and they should take ALL of the spawns on the map so it's war strider seed but actually fun
>>559748529>bullshit on a full 3 monthsyeah, at most is 3 weeks/one month a year, it really depends on the job tho.
>>559747424fellow tk rover user!
>>559748041>Uses the OG DSS planetary bombardment
>>559749070izzat is superceded by having lighter skin color, the harder the skin gap the less each individual izzat unit matters for the farmer, e.g. a dalit getting izzat over a brahmin would be bad but not fatal, whereas a brahmin scoring izzat over a dalit would be devestating for the dalit
>>559732856i did some testingrock rock x3 stacks all of its ragdoll resist, i could shoot bugs with a crossbow point blank and stand right up, melee gains are marginalinflammable x3 does not make you completely immune to fire dickle can still hurt youmed kit x3 does not give you extra max stims but it increases stim duration by 6 seconds which would make the sim pistol op if you throw experimental on top of itsiege ready x3 stacks all reload speed and extra ammo
>>559749016still open
>>559748041>Another rigged MO where we are railroaded to lose so the bots can blow up reddit creek
>>5597490163/4>joinjoinjoin
>>559749016full
>>559750490headless horseless terracotta horsemann
>Oh boy, here's a nice hilltop that has a bunch of visible UFO's!>Let me just set up my anti-tank cannon here and do some easy camps>5 seconds in a random patrol shows up to break my shitEVERY single time.
>>559748030>>559748680okay if anyone ever gives a fuck, disabling IPv6 and reducing browser pings/minute in steam setting helped me
>>559750679Patrols spawning directly on top of you while you are on an emplacement is an actual intended feature by swiggers.
>>559746982>Arrowhead being forced to work on Helldivers 2 againThat would be their actual worst nightmare, Pilestedt said in https://youtu.be/VCQ9QY9ePS4?t=10044that the studio's morale was at its absolute lowest the day before release of HD2, and that the feeling on that day and on release day was not one of excitement, but exhausted relief that the seven years of development hell was finally over.When people say they hate the game, they're right. They (and Pilestedt in particular, who would lay in bed at night staring at the ceiling, not seeing an end to the games' development, and who some days couldn't go to work because he was staring at the ceiling paralyzed with anxiety) would rather do anything else than continue working on it, after spending almost a decade of their lives on it.
>>559751285>make a GREAT game by all metrics>nearly kill themselves from the "effort"sweden is truly the wrong developer.
>>559751285>that the studio's morale was at its absolute lowest the day before release of HD2, and that the feeling on that day and on release day was not one of excitement, but exhausted relief that the seven years of development hell was finally over.And then it changed when the game fucking DESTROYED everything, btw, with some of them re-considering. And then there was the PSN bullshit ... Well, i'm sure some devs are gone, but we kept the leeches like Alexus thankfully. :)
>>559747874Next patch in two more weeks.
>>559751285>forced the spend more than three months in a year working. >nearly kill yourself over it. The swigger mindset.
>>559748440I like longshots. Requires accuracy, also can brag about it.
>>559751285>Join game development industry>Get mad when you have to develop games
I dare swedes to play their own game.I have now been put on a swedish terrorist watchlist.
>release reinforced regiment. >announce siege breakers a week later. Genuinely, why did they do this
>>559751816get ready for your pink slip you sick fuck
>>559751862So people stop bitching about no content. But clearly they fucked up.
>>559751285It really makes you wonder what the fuck they were doing for 7 years because other studios have been able to churn out god-tier games in less than half the time. We already know most of the game's original filesize was literally duplicate slop and cut content on the scale of Security Breach, so what the fuck were they *actually* doing?>>559751610>I like longshots.Well, this game doesn't and I'm not about to meet swiggers halfway on literally anything.
>>559751285>Make other games>Low effort top down games>Probably spent more time slacking off than making the game because nobody held you accountable>Get contracted by Sony to make Helldivers 2>Now theres someone to hold you accountable and you cant slack off nearly as much>All the Swedes start considering picrelHonestly I'm willing to bet any other studio outside of Sweden couldve made helldivers 2 in less than half the time it took Arrowhead
>wearing Adreno-Defibrillator armor to squids because it protects against Watcher and Harvester shocks while also preventing Lightning Spire one-shots>the extended stim time also allows for Stim Pistol usage to heal teammates>but this conflicts with my urge to run around with the Warp Pack to take objectives for faster map clear and to open up friendship bunkers alone>and taking the Stim Pistol means I'm a sitting duck against Elevated Overseers due to not being able to bring the WarrantWell, shit.
>>559752058>he doesn't have the trident
>>559751952>what the fuck they were doing for 7 yearsIn that interview Pilestedt mentions Helldivers 2 being a virtual reality title at one point early in development, so that must be part of what Shams means in picrelated when he said the Helldivers 2 project "pivoted multiple times during development."
>>559751583>buff smg damage by 5 across the board>buff smg sway by 1 degree>nerf trident accuracy a little>nerf eat-411 damage because "its supposed to be an aoe tool not a damage tool">trench warbond the week after>everything in it is a worse version of something we already havedon't get excited
>>559752009Half the time with twice the quality control.
>>559749590The first task of AGI should be to figure out a way to satisfy the izzat requirements of 90% of the Indian population. Enough to mostly unify the country and make India focus its enterprises outwards.We should also give this AGI the ability to kill itself. We only want AGIs with enough gumption and Jugaad to handle the task.
>>559752305>Elevated Overseer POVHonestly they have the best jobs. Just flying around everywhere with infinite jetpack ammo.FUCK I wish this game had a "creator" mode where you can just fuck around with settings in a private or custom lobby.
>>559752305I'm so glad SE finally incorporated squid elevated overseer jetpack technology into the hover pack.
>>559752305damn it would have been cool if this dumbass blew up the spore spewers so we could actually see the fucking park >>559752351>starting as VRreally explains a lot about this game's movement and presentation
>>559752508>"Heh, hell(diver) of a way to come out of retirement.">"Focus, H. Got enemies on the radar."
>>559708691shoot while sprinting and very high ergonomics. Just being able to shoot while sprinting would make them at least feel distinct.
>>559752447>give AI a task that would make it go insane>give it the ability to just dieany AI that wouldn't immediately kill itself would be the one you have to worry about because it will just cause MAD and ruin life on Earth
>>559752502>>559752505Creative mode would be great. I'd really like the ability to just cycle through all the individual tiles that can be used in map gen and see what I (or other players) can cobble together. Best I've managed today with lots of help, thank you you know who you are is just planet swapping biomes to post-infected but pre-blackholed Meridia (no dark fluid missions, sorry) and the elevated overseer.gif posted above, which is just rerolling an operation on Bore Rock into a megacity one since I like the lighting/rain there and wanted to see how all predator stalkers in the city played out.
>>559737619p.plasma 2shots them in aoe
>>559752510>blew up the spore spewersIt's called atmosphere, but I should have saved the seed and then maybe I could have posted it for everyone to blow up.
>>559752305>playing unused city tilesI'll get to play these tiles in 5 to 6 years from now
>>559752932>unusedAre they unused? Not saying you're wrong, just that as far as I know I copy-pasted the megacity operation ID from a currently active one on another planet to make this, since Bore Rock doesn't have any megacities.
heckdroppers is hecka fun :3
>>559753407so true sis
Lobby up for zombiessteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242164000555/76561197993457818
>>559752305>these are in the files but swedes are too inept to enable themgood morning i hate sweden
>>559754784Sony should just give the IP to another studio already.
>>559752856>It's called atmosphereIt's called shit.
>>559754784Having a nice park isnt part of the heckin satire.
I won’t lie bros I find the maxigun fun despite its issues
>Join game>Call in support gear>Take 2 steps>Eagle strikeHow is this a benefit to me again
>>559755454You mean..... you didnt lol out loud on the floor....? Sorry, but I dont think Helldivers 2 is for you.
>>559755454Just don't let any enemies get within 20 meters of you, bro
>>559754882Name ONE studio that would actually do a good job
>>559755858Valve might do a good job. They have experience in handling multiple different weapons and playstyles from TF2 and other multiplayer games as well as experience from L4D on what makes a horde shooter fun
>>559755858Bungie
>>559755953this better be ironic
>>559755979I'm sorry you're someone that hates <thing> because strangers on the internet told you to.
>>559754882>it becomes a gacha game with a mobile port>story changes that Super Earth is running low on Helldivers so they started doing experimental tech to make children grow up faster>you are John Helldiver, the perfect soldier and you have been chosen to father the endless horde of test tube babies>new premium currency is C-01 permits>you use it to roll for potential mothers of your offspring>loudout is determined by mother>SEAF-chan would give you the basic liberator, frag grenade, etc>instead of warbonds, they just release 1or 2 new girls a month>major updates release a girl that you "save" from whatever faction it was based on, like Cyberstan would have gotten us a bratty cyborg girl that needs libery correction
>>559755960
>>559756262>The writer's thinly veiled fetish
>free frv>i've seen one (1) pubbie call it in since>barely anyone picking up samples for mogonna have an aneurysm bros
>>559757230>pubbie called in FRV>no one including him gets in the drivers seat>fuck it I'll drive>misjudge width of a ledge, tumble down into a bug pit that someone just tossed an eagle napalm intoAnd everyone died. The end.
>>559756284Just look at the success of Marathon!
Might I interest anyone with a jaunt through Predator Park? Disclaimer: Park generation is not guaranteed but the predators certainly are. steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242166548269
>>559757230I had someone tell me with a straight face that having the FRV is actually good because they claimed they've "often" seen people driving around picking up samples.
>>559705428Still can't believe the Hello Neighbor 2 guy is still on Arrowhead payroll
>>5597575153/4
>Predditor strain
i need stimsuh
hammer sucks so much compared to chain blade
>>559751285
>>559757230>barely anyone picking up samples for moThis this this this. I have the arrows mod with rare sample arrows on and the amount of times I watch teammates clear through an area and all the arrows are STILL THERE I just don't fucking get it. It takes 5 secs to scour an objective location for them and contribute to the MO I don't get why these braindead buffoons just don't even bother
>>559757515FULL
>>559757847it's literally the other way around THOUGH????
>>559757230FRV is just the pelican autocannon stratagem with a shitty hmg emplacement attached. Actually using it to get around just gets someone killed when it inevitably flips.
>>559757847This is just weak bait, right? Otherwise I'ma have to pull out the r word.
>>559755953honestly I think Source 2 Helldivers 2 would be amazing, if there was a fan project like that Id pay a pretty penny to play it
>>559756892you prob closed the tab but try not to mention what general you're from next time. you really don't want to attract mhg's schizos. good bye, again
>US Delta force got capturedliteral IRL helldivers got caught by sand niggas, I'm sure enjoying my grunt fantasy
stop eplying to yourself faggot, i know you are the same faggot posting modded helldivers with boobs and asses, go back to your containment general and 41% yourself already
>>559758512>He fell for AI
>>559758512It's fake AI sloppa you dumb retard
>>559758512ah yes, fucking >>>137<<< delta force members got capturedsource: allah told me
>>559752305can you host another lobby with this biome
>>559747252I will suck your dick and love you long time if you can make it give me a server browser without all the ship and cuck scanner bullshit
>>559758617>>559758670fucking automatons, man
>we need cheating to get basic QoL featuresGrimm...
>>559760062>QoL featuressuch as?
>>559760117
>>559760117Skipping the humiliation ritual that is booting the game, clicking to skip the stupid into videos, waiting half hour for the defrost animation, walking like a cuck to the console and scanning to hopefully find a D10 game that isn't full of level 20s
>>559760181>not using the first person mod instead of this jank shit
>>559760117good ergonomics, more ammo
>>559760181that's just a crutch, learn to play the game
>>559760319Hi alexus!
>>559760181how shit are you at the game to feel the need to install that?
>>559760351>>559760342
>Overcoming terrible and lazy game design makes me a 1337 pr0
>chang just joined my gameI'm rich
>>559760351>>559760319ABAYO DONT LOOK
>>559760508Yeah, thats why i said, use the first person mod that adds this instead.
>>559760181a less OP version of this as a booster or armor passive would be cool
>>559760561>an even easier way to tell shitters than the reinforcement boostership it
>>559760181holy shitter batman
>>559760554Sorry, holograms are a thing in the Helldivers universe.
>>559760181Why does this mod make all the Swedes here dilate so hard? Is their military really that far behind?
>>559760774The mods looks absolutely janky, i've tried it. Stop trying to cope. I'd rather eyeball it.
>>559760891>t. seething swede
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242168628000/76561199016178993D10 Lobby votes
>>559761007brown moment
>>5597610073/4
Notice how their only cope is calling you Swede and Alexus, they know they suck ass at the game and too retarded to learn new thing and adapt so they just let a mod designed for the mentally braindeads to play the game for them
>>559760181This post really triggered the swigger cumguzzlers
>>559761007FVLL
>>559757515Back to 3/4 could use another diver for a walk in the park.
>>559721791From my experience the 380 hits everywhere except where the beacon is
Sweden wants their game to be believable.I don't think its very believable that a weapon that launches an explosive doesn't have basic sights. Well... I mean, maybe for a Swede it is...
Wonder how many shitters would quit if one day Arrowhead decided to make the game unable to have mods, imagine needing to cheat in a pve game
Once you've used the leveller like 3-5 times you should know it's trajectory astleast SOMEWHAT, if you can't do that you're unironically just bad at parts of the game.
>Swedes are still seething
>>559761673whatever makes you sleep at night, bro. At least try to hide your power level next time you decided to be smug
>>559761801>At least try to hide your power level next time you decided to be smugSorry, I forget my girth can be a little intimidating for someone so small.
>>559760181>I don't know how to read those
I havn't played the game in like a week but I'm downloading the mod because I know it makes Sven feel insecure about his military.
>>559761491This general would die instantly.
do new players share lobbies anymore?
>>559705275
>>559762173@Alexus
>I'm dressing up as a clown to own the swedes
>>559762173Thats just this thread 24/7
https://files.catbox.moe/5r3yi4.mp4
Over status?
>>559760267>the first person modgets clowned on by mismatched fov, and is unironically why swedes don't implement it themselves their own game design shits on them. This Is Swede.
>no lobbies>constantly miss the ones that get posted>gonna have to wait a billion years just to get a single anon now.Fuck it.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242170454224/76561198120804312Managed Democracy, read dice, will decide faction (no squids though).
>>559762486We've seen worse before. An update with a few buffs and a cool warbond and everything will be forgotten until next time.
Super Earth's month of humiliation soon.
Imagine being forced to be a conscript for 9 months and you realize later that your entire military doesnt even have basic addons for weapons.You might be compelled to make a video game about you seething about how you were forced to serve in a circus and call it "satire"
>>559763032The US Military is the only real military in the entire world. All Sweden seethe in this game is them being upset that playing soldier for 2 years wasn't as cool as hitting south Americans with the goybeam like the USA did.
>>559762608Still 1/4
>>559763140Theres a reason all the American "satire" is constantly trying to depict the US military as buffoons.It's just weak countries seething at their ineptitude.
>>559751285>ÅÅÅÅH GUUUUUUUUUUUD HELP MEEE>IM BEING PAID TO SIT IN AN AIR CONDITIONED OFFICE AND WRITE CODE>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUUUUUUUUDARS SKYMNING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>559752508first person mode should be an actual option or bindable toggle, there are some occasions where it would look and play really well
>>5597626082/4
>>559763292The US military are buffoons though. Big, well-funded buffoons. If an equally strong opponent existed we wouldn't stand a chance in open war. Fortunately no such opponent exists despite tankie masurbation fantasies about chyna.
>>559763140>>559763292>t. Israel's top goyim
>>559763682>>559763683Very organic responses.
>you have a HUD that displays a minimap with a radar that detects all the enemies around you, your squad's vital signs and condition, and a rangefinder>you can't have a simple sight with trajectories
>>559762608Still 2/4.
>>5597626083/4
>>559763730I know it hurts to realize the US military is controlled by Israel. Swedes may be faggots but bragging about the US military is top tier cuck behavior
>>559634167Swedes introduced a new bug in their attempt to fix another. Many such cases. Korean mod fixes it.https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=helldiversseries&no=696570
>Sven moved the goalpost to cope with his weak military
>>559763794>dark fluid warp packs are disposable tech>SE too poor to afford a piece of stamped sheet metal on eats and maybe something a bit fancier for levelers
>>559763008BRATTY AUTOMATON IN NEED OF CORRECTION
>>559764004>pull the trigger>it fires where the barrel is pointedWOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>559764004>primary with terrible ergo>hold down mouse1 while reloading>fired shot completely misseswowwho could have predicted this
>>559762608Still 3/4
>>559764004watched this video expecting swede incomptoncy, got retarded anon instead
>>559764183t. frequently banned from /hdg/ lobbies turbo autist
>>559764350See: >>559764183
The blitzer is my guilty pleasure. It's terrible but it's just nice to zap niggas with it.
>>559764381I accept your concession.
if i see lean divers ill just quit the lobbysimple as that
leanies out here trying to seduce us
>>559764381It's just our resident pedo Indian sperging out again, he got banned from 99% of the lobbies here for being a spergy faggot and for spamming literal CP in the thread, with that being said he can only play in a very handful of lobbies made by anons who either don't know he's a pedophile or just got the game recently.
>>559764738+400 izzat
>>559764738I love reminders! Here are some of my favourite reminders for you, sister.-Reminder that your entire discord of NEET losers spent hours going through my socials and the best "own" you could find was "you were in a foxhole clan 4 years ago".-Reminder that your little gay 6 month long cancelation crusade against me has completely failed. Nobody outside your troon circlejerk cares about this "beef" and I frequently join non trooncord lobbies and play with no issues.-Reminder that you feel very confident when you spam my name in these threads, but the moment your info gets posted you proceed to piss yourself and cry to the nearest janitor about "muh dox" and "muh harrasment". This is a great mirror for your behaviour in game where you think TKing for fun is le funny and epic as long as it's not being done to you. -Reminder that I have buck broken and spiritually raped you so hard that I would live in your head rent free until this kusoge goes EoS even if I completely stopped posting here. This is already confirmed by the fact that you think I'm like 10 different people at this point. -Reminder that you are a subhuman brown bugman and every insult you throw at me is projection.
There he is, the pedophile is losing his mind again
>>559764913+250 izzat
Please stop.. You guys make the general unusable everytime and all you do is post the same information and call eachother brown over and over again..
>>559764983- 650 izzat
>>559764946>>559764839>>559764816I was skeptical at first but I guess anon is right
>>559732856Koreans have done some testing with this glitch. I saw one person say that glitching the cape with armor has no effect, but I can't say for certain.https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=helldiversseries&no=696043>>559733082Yes. You can throw stratagems and grenades about ~80 meters.
>>559764738>>559764839He's literally just some guyAnd these are just random people who aren't even apart of this general anymoreYou're both retarded faggots
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>>559765136>he doesn't know Gucci literally posted CP as some sort of fucked up "last laugh" after getting BTFO'ed by anons
>>559761007back to 3/4 had to leave
>>559765353delusional tranny
>>559761949see enemy 100 meters away, put 100m dot on enemy, fire, enemy is maybe dead
>>559763682At the very top, yeah I can see it. Trickling down the chain of command, you just get more and more guys that just end up hating the guys above them, or if they're out of the military it just becomes disdain for the government.>chinaI remember when everyone used to think Russia could come close to the US in terms of military power. Still gets me after all this time that the ukraine war exposed how much of a paper tiger that country is.
>>559710640Nah, that would be way too much fun. Alexus wouldn't allow it.
>>559764004if you're talking about the eruptor webm that's not a new (as in recent) bug, that's been there ever since they fixed the animation cancel. they upped the rate of fire to compensate but they didn't speed up the animation so it fires before you properly shoulder the weapon after working the bolt
>>559757907bro I already maxed out my samples I have the arrow mod disabled and will avoid samples even if I spot themno I'm not picking up your samples if you die, I hate the smoke alarm beeping.
why did AH cap SC to 90credits per mission?why not just develop a hard stop method for the farmers?
>>559758512stop letting MOSSAD think for you>>559760181>grenadier sight on a kill-me RPG is cheating nowI hate sweden
