Previous: >>559983031>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Admire Vega (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Kawakami Princess (Speed), Fine Motion (Wit)Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), Loves Only You (3* alt), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive, SSR Marche LorraineNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>560002956
>from 23578 to 2359huh?
GOLSHIIIIIII I LOVE YOU!!!!!
>>560003110retcon arc/uma/'s One More Day, if you will
Anyone else find it hot to see art of Cafe when she’s practically skin and bones? Reminds me of Shion
>>560002895Sad thats the case. I hate KR and JP programmers so fucking match. Theres so much QoL to be had to lessen the burnout
>only fuku can fuck up eating burgersunlucky...
Samson
>>560003170but that's terrible
so...cyjews will fill the streets with the blood of botters after TB, right?
>>560003110Previous thread was an anomality and a different timeline. I heard we caught up to JP on that timeline and our senpais merged back to us
>>560003192That is a man
Who is the least attractive uma, who you would still sex?
HELIOS YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT HAND GESTURE
I need a good wit card for my front-runners
>>560003318But what is a man?
>>560002257I didn't know Fine Motion did that too, I thought it was just Gold Ship, Gold City, and Sweep Tosho god i really want to have so much sex with sweep tosho i would never stop having so much sex with her and cumming inside her pussy i would take viagra and drink energy drinks just so i can stay hard and keep having sex with sweepy even after i get soft and exhausted i would keep kissing her with tongue and holding her hands tight with my own and intertwining our fingers and locking eyes with her as i passionately and intensely thrust my penis into her pussy and slam my hips into hers i would have a sex marathon so long with sweepy that the kama sutra sex position guide will be our checklist and once we're done with our sex marathon we'll be credited with making at least 2 dozen more sex positions because of how passionate i am for sweepy of course i would also make sure sweepy gets maximum pleasure from our passionate lovemaking i would massage her breasts and labia and stimulate her nipples and clitoris just right to give her the best pleasure she can get i would make her squirt so much that i would be covered in her pussy juice like i took a dip in a swimming pool i would bend her over all the furniture in the room and when i run out of furniture to bend her on i would passionately fuck her on the bed on the couch even on the floor with a carpet or flooring and without a carpet or flooring i would french kiss her so much during our passionate lovemaking that her tongue and spit will be all i can taste for the next three weeks we'd be making continuous love for so long that the people in tracen would start to be alarmed over our prolonged absence to which tazuna would weirdly respond with a "don't worry about it" because even if i told her sweepy and i will be out due to sickness she would have a hunch that it's actually because we're having a sex marathon i would cum inside sweepy so much she'll look 5 months pregnant even if it's just my cum in her womb
>>560003231Depending on implementation that might not be an easy thing to do lel
>>560003191
>>560003323either gold city or maruzensky, rudolf i wouldn't, too much
>>560002492This is true for one guy since he feels like it doesn't value his time which I get but the other guy is tolerant of that. He's more on >>560002675this of things and he got angry at a missed 100 speed with 5% failure and didn't have an above 60% WR in cm. Both things they were warned about but still took the plunge and hyping themselves up for nothing when they could've just played jp and wash it out their mouth early. Just something that popped in my head while doing fan runs, I will stop now.
MANT will destroy sweepy
>>560003323NONE OF THEM ARE UGLY FAGGOT REEE
>>560003192can she survive giving birth to 11 kids?
>>560003436Rudolf is cute tho, especially festival skin
>>560003323I would fuck all of them, specially the director
>>560003513I thought that was for all of them. How hard could it be to make a bloated belly for all of them when they all share the same base model?
>>560003323shinko windy
>>560003513Do you think they would be mad that I want to rub my dick on their fat bellies while they are still eating?
>>560003369a hairless bipedal
>>560003454>Doing fan runs before the new scenarioMan you're insane probably on A+ or S club
>>560003476Can’t see why not, but really I rather just cuddle with her and make her coffee
yankomanko
>>560003237G is also a fuck up
>>560003645
only 31 more hours until the game is playable again
>>560003670yeah
>>560003237Ikuno...
>>560003759Well, it's not as bad as the literal catastrophic burger failure Fuku experiences...
>>560003795>>560003759I eat like this
The biggest oversight with Gold Ship is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight horse ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her umazingly autistic accent.
>>560003192What is a skeletons favorite snack?
>>560003670>doesn't want to have mini cafeswhat's your problem?
>>560003616ngl i wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her mouth but i'd rail her
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>560003261yesu. it erased the "club rank rigging alliance" kino that lasted years, but at least now we can do better
>>560003602obviously they only enabled it for umas who it would be in character for
>>560003378Nothing sexy about Sweep Tosho
>>560003513Where's Nishino Flower? She'll have the most powerful presence with that belly
>>560003908Would mini Cafes come with mini "friends" too?
>>560003928never forget that this uma is wearing her trainer's shirt
>visits Manhattan >goes to a Cafe
>>560004012>brat made for rape correction>"not sexy"ur a faget
I hired this Stego to giggle at you.
>>560004026that's a good question
>>560003871Fuku's patties are still inside the bun
ktiasex is only 1 sleep away
>>560004012
>>560003908Having children scares me
I will roll for MamboI do not care about Kitashit
>>560003237is this animation recorded anywhere?
>>559973252>GW farming hellit's not that bad. Borrow an uma with at least 3* power/stam, 3* groundwork, and Mile/Medium pinks. Use Falco SSR on your parent runs, every 5 runs or so you'll get a groundwork spark. Pull that lever until you get a 2* power/stam with groundwork, and if you're picky, distance sparks. Hell you can probably find 9* groundwork/9* power umas in chrono. Do that twice, and you'll have two native groundwork parents for Falco. It will probably take less than a week of borrows, especially now when you can do 5.
>>560004139he looks like a shota. fanart of him and Oriental Art or Point Flag when?
>10% RBSweep Tosho i'm sorry, but you're getting replaced.
I am excited to job my finals
>>560004365She.
>>560004375my stinko is only lb0
>>560004304does nothing for me, I must have more of an adult woman fetish than I thought......
Mambo!
>>560003323Kawakami
>>560004139Uma Stego does not register as girl for me after all the father memes
i didn't roll for dober because she is not comfortable with men. i'm not risking losing my career from a potential sexual harassment lawsuit
>not a single decent dirt paernt from previous parent runs>now I instantly get good long power Opera parentI hate this game
>>560004579Visualization training is key to training for a race
>>560003928Point Flag says this as she caresses Stego's limp body after nearly beating her to death
>>560003191Why is her head so big?
>>560003191>>560004780breedable
When your Oguri losing before the 200m mark
>>560004665I rolled for her, because I thought she was the hatesex fetish incarnate. I was kind of right about that, but mostly she's just a shy girl who's a bit nervous around men, and gradually warms up to and deeply relies upon (You).
>>560004665She’s closeted pervert like fern
>>560003243Big.
>>560004334
>>560004026>>560004149schizophrenia can be easilly inherited, so yes
>>560004026Red Desire holds the answer
dia fags,how do you feel when you see this?
red desire doesn't have an imaginary friend she just thinks she's the messiah
>>560005079are you insecure anon?
get ready for shoes
>>560005079poor fellas keep their distance from the rapist, thinking it can save them
>>560005079>denies all their advances with bug fat smile on her faceBased
>>560005079They're big clients of the Epsatono Island
>>560005079she's maintaining respectable distance and is drinking responsiblywhat an upstanding uma
>>560005079she's drinking orange juice so it's okay
>>560005079a classy ojou-sama being polite to guests at a social eventso I feel proud of her
That’s cute.
Cafe is the sexiest uma and also my wife
What is my best course of action with upcoming support selector?
>>560005130schizophrenia manifests in different forms
>can't splurge into kitasan because I have to wait for the free rollsFFFVVAAARRRK
>24 hours left
I want to pull just to feel something
Biko Pegasus is literally the only uma that doesn't register as a female to me. Ryan has tits and a voice that sounds like a woman's, but Biko genuinely just looks and sounds like an annoying shota. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've seen anyone here post about them. Biko has to be the least popular uma here.
If you don't have 10% RB cards, do you just not play MANT at all and sit on the loser corner?
SOON>SOONSOON>SOON
>>560005243if rice curry is made out of rice, then what uma curry is made of?..
>>560005254yeah
>>560005142Desuwa head pats
>>560005395MY WIFE! And Kitasan Black
>>560005079Hostile.
>>560005383
>>560005254>bandagehot
>>560005191
>>560002956HOLY FUCK I FOUND THE WITGODAM I SAFE FOR MANT DEBUT WEEK?
>>560005280might as well keep it until you roll on cards this summer.>0lb creek>0 kita>0 finemo
It's a new day!
>>560005254How are Cafe fanarts always so hot
cool titlehow do I get that
>>560005547>>0 kita>>0 finemoThey are both MLB, I just cut out any that were MLB.
>>560005539Scores will go up even slower than when current scenario started because career takes an hour
>>560005280Biko Pegasus or Yaeno Muteki
>>560005612your umas should be used a lotthat's the NTR title alongside advisor and consultant
clock status?
>>560005612do a lot of practice rooms and wait for people to save your umas as practice partenrs
>>560005280Sit on it
>>560005280Oh I have 2LB Guts Wonder I forgot to include as well
>>560001581how come no one else does fried chicken with gravyi like their gravy
Tomorrow's finally the day Mambocho will execute anyone without Mambo as their profile
>>560005675this isn't remotely true. the average SP of each unit is going to increase significantly, average ratings will increase significantly, and both of these things are the most important aspects of score. retention lines are going to skyrocket.
>>560005675My only worry is that theres just too much SP to be earned on Trackblazer. Saw people getting over 2.5k when the average of Unity is like 1.7k
I masturbated to Tamamo Cross for the first time today
Digitan LOVE
>>560004943I love this retard
>>560005849I like texas (church's) chickennot quite gravy, but you can just dip the chicken into their mass
>>560005992Describe the experience in detail.
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/2031161470533472551Even the user that always post Doto irl content is still traumatized by MANT
>>560005079>"They don't know my cum is inside her"
>>560005775I'll play older scenarios, lack of clocks can't hurt me
>>560006176All I will say is I finally know what it means for something so wrong to feel so right.
STOP SNIPING SHOESLEAVE SOME FOR ME
>>560005623OH. Well that improves things. Lucky bastard. I would still save it, and maybe spark the Creek/CB banner in a few months. Do you have your rainbow crystal or did you use it? If you have mlb Kita, mlb finemo, and 3lb Creek, you won't need to roll on Sounds of Earth for a good stamina card and can just save 90k to dump on Ramonu in November and Pasa in February 2027. Those are the "must-roll" cards, more so than Tachyon and SMaru.
cuntblazer
>>560006276Mambro...
>>560006280>Lucky bastard.>Do you have your rainbow crystal or did you use it?Not so lucky, my MLB Fine Motion is thanks to other selectors and the crystal. And Kitasan was like 700 pulls.
Is Fine motion good to use at 0mlb? I just got her
>>560006407nyo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ypNC3yMH5HQSTRONGEST UMA OF 20255. Gentildonna4. Parade Smart Falcon3. Cat Mayano Top Gun2. Orfevre1. Chrono GenesisHonorable mentions : Still in Love and Gran AlegriaThoughts?
>>560004943god i hate it when that happens
>>560005923Nyooo I have until the end of the banner, right?!
>>560006407the only usable LB0 SSR is stamina Seiun
>>560006450This is wrong Gentildonna is always the strongest.
>>560005079Indifferent since I know she likes them balding
>>560006450>OrfProven fraud in multiple CMs who’s scared of BIG NIGERS
>>560006436>>560006525Surely it’s still useable, r-right?
>>560005514rip ur soundpost
>>560006450Orfevre has been on fraud watch for like 3 cms. Keeps getting rated highly than shit on
>>560006617It's about as good as the SRs
>>560006450wrong general buddy
>>560005507Akebono's buonos...
>>560006195Doto user would post this
i think umas should run in their swimming attire when it is raining
my kitasan? black
>>560006276you can't stop me from sniffing shoes
>>560006407MLB or it’s a brick
>>560006663FuckThanks for answering tho
>>560006218A girl I sexed few years ago had this experience when she had to quickly dress and go meet her friend outside to giveher some makeup things seconds after creampie, she described the feeling as extremely arousing “because you feel it slowly flow down inside”
>>560006703I wouldn't have known if this was supposed to be her. Even the eye color is wrong.
>>560006450Chrono being stronger/being able to constantly compete with the busted semi limiteds while being a non limited herself is based honestly
>>560006597>>560006638>The golden tyrant's worst nightmare
>>560005383Her voice is annoying and I don't like how long it takes to skip through her card's events on fast mode
Parents for CM11? The discord is saying alt grass' ult is a good inherit on surgers and pacers
>>560006971Not even her, last CM was Chrono and Brian (alt)
no way MANT is that bad
>>560006971I need to have sex with this cat
>>560006971she's seducing me
>>560007026CIngray Oguribros...
>>560006195bro BCC scenario is on the left side, it's a slightly worse aoharu
>>560005383>Biko has to be the least popular uma here.That's stay gold don't let an astroturfer tell you otherwise
>>560007000I will take ryan and dober, luckshit rape tier stats and get 2nd place in A finals like I always do
>>560007026>BrianfagWill i get called a metafag soon for running Blaze Brian...?
>>560007117Unfortunately not even the strongest in the CM that was completely tailored to her
say goodbye to E Mcqueen, anons
>>560007117Also a fraud.Imagine having an ult geared toward Arima and still just fucking sucking.
>>560007225Why?
>>560007000Rudolf, Brian, Fantasy Grass for end closersKitasan, Mcqueen, Creek for front runnersThere's no NSM so lates and pace can't do anything>>560007239The worse is that it's a limited outfit kekImagine all the retards who pulled her instead of the god tier parent Stay Gold
when are we getting more follow spots?
>>560007201Blaze Brian only really works in long distance otherwise you're just gimping her. Also just have like 300m fans by the time she's out and no one can say shit.
>Brian unique is often pretty strong>Brian herself never seems to be a strong pick for anything I'm not sure why it's like this
why did we let this nigga in again?
FUCK ALL THE DOOMPOSTERSI will remain HOPEFVLI WILL enjoy MANTI WILL have FUNYOUR NEGATIVITY WON'T WORK ON ME
>>560007342there is no trainee career goals in MANTyour run can't end at Hopeless Stakes anymore
>>560007606What's AV?
>>560007225I can still do my dailies in previous scenarios, you know...
Please tell me the fine motion banner is still 48 hours or atleast till the new banner comes.I STILL NEED 30 rolls to spark Fine Motion to MLB
>>560007631He got more fans than you last monthAnd probably will again this month
>>560007683adult video
>>560007706you have to do it
>>560007683Alterac Valley.
>>560006839That's kinda weird since it isn't the first time this artist did Akebono. The eyes seem the right color in this piece they did before, guess they forgot about it.
>>560007706retard>I STILL NEED 30 rolls to sparkjob, now
Name your five favorite stallions.
>>560007751Admire vega...
>>560007594For mile she doesn't have her own accel like Grass and Vodka. For medium her ult doesn't activate at the right time and for long pace and late are shit. End closer Brian was good for Arima Kinen but you needed 7 end sparks tho
>>560007706There will be new carats discount packs ;)
im taking a break until MANT starts kick me if you aren't a pussy danCHUD
>>560007347>There's no NSM so lates and pace can't do anythingI-I can still pump into Behold, right? Just like the good old times?
>no NSMJokes on you I have Mayano!
So...uma....chivalric knights? Umadames?Knights of old dedicate combat to a Lady, to whom do umas dedicate to?
i was joking btw please don't kick me danchou
>>560007984
You can get Nimble hint from FineMo
You can get eggs from Falco
>>560008137spe I'm watching the stream..
Now that we are about to hit the 1st anniversary, how accurate has this chart been so far?
Frontfags are pushing their agenda againThat's why you keep getting pulsed every CM
Sometimes the gimmick RP accounts can be funny.
sweeping makes me feel good
When's MANTBlazer coming out?
At least make your sloppa look semi decent before posting
>>560008250>should be higherCreekNeichaAir GrooveJordanSuzuka>Should be lowerCity
>-$170ish later>2LB FM (started from 0LB)>1 kawakami>1 speed fuku, pretty cool i guessMan, that's just not worth it. Hoping that i get something after that CM (group A but definitely going 3rd), after that probably going until spark.
Aaaaand dailies done. Goodbye Unity cup and go to hell.
>>560007776I was banking on a 1500 giveaway, 1500 from CM and another 1500 doing the event. Now I'm getting nervous.>>560007858nyo>>560007929F2P all the way
>>560008552Why did you not save a spark for her?
I haven't done my dailies for 4 days already
>>560008660Enjoy your clovers sir
>>560008552150 pulls got me a single ass FM (starting on 2lb) honestly my luck should be here, not the fucking character gacha
>>560008552erm that's above average luck THO
>mfw mant only comes out in friday
>>560008725danchou status?
Why is that every time a discussion pops up about clubs you guys always only talk about mambo>lol mambo>mambodancho...>mambros...>mambo is like that>mambo fell off>mambo flatlined
>>560008903carrying my ass
>>560008929Mambro...
>>560008569>mantblazer>instead of Trackblazer(formerly MANT)
>>560008929Every /uma/ club is a Mambo colony
So we agree that Finemo banner is rigged right? no one got anything of value out of it.
>>560008929Rebricked sweeping things under the rug...
>>560008660You should get 3000 on login tomorrow
>>560008785240 pulls and not a single FM here
Uma
if i win the finals i will swipe until i MLB finemo
>1* longG-good enough right? Can I stop?
Big fan of the 60+ RB deck +5 on races is nuts
>>560008569Bro there's one more reset of this lol
>>560008929Mambo is a fucking retarded nickname for Matikanetannhauser so people will take shots at the club for having a retarded name
>>560005514Umazing
>>560009117pyoi
>>560009084Tomorrow as in 6 hours from now yeah?
>>560008250Marrying Cheval...not a bad end
Four runs in a row, why won't she leave me alone?Every single day I see her at least once.
>>560008929Do you not like it? We're just preparing everyone before the entire thread becomes /Mambo/ tomorrow
>>560009236no there isn'tmant starts in like 24+6 hours so you'll have like 17 hours to finish a mant run
>>560009473OMATSURI MAMBO!
>>560009290YANKO NOTHINK OF THE RATINGS
I took a shit 3 times in about an hourUma for this feel
>>560008929ButtSweat best club. Hail Flint
>>560009058>sweepingI see what you did there
>>560009604She isFans eat up Uma X Trainer like groceries
>>560009612tamamo cross
>>560008929You're going to hate tomorrow's threads
>>560009612agnes tachyon
>>560008941I know who you are. Expect a boot up your ass soon
>>560009612Oguri Crap
>>560008929It's a rebricked operation to cover up the fact that they have a sweeper in their club
>>560009667I wonder if the uma dominated society celebrates things like that instead of treating it like a scandal like IRL. They're uma idols after all.
>>560008552The only on banner cards I usually get are from the pity. I got three Winning Ticket SSRs amongst two different Winning Ticket SSRs. Dupe on the useless one. Wanna trade luck, bwo?
I want to bully Mirako sexually
>>560009560
>>560009612
>>560009473>>560009732I love Mambo, its just that whenever we talk about clubs you guys always dogpile on mambo (the club)
>>560009795>a sweeper>a singular onelol
I want to impregnate Narita Top Road
>>560008929mambro...
>>560009767as in shit
>>560009810We already know they love that sorta thing based on creeks career anon
>>560009887>only wanting to impregnate your waifuCouldn’t beme
mambo?
>>560009872I'm in mambo and don't really care, it's just a meme at this point (we're on a meme website btw)
>>560009810From kawakami’s story you can see that relationships between trainers and umamusume are idealised and fantasised positively in cartoon shows
>>560008929first club to have "drama" resulting in massive shitposting so it'll forever be the club to shitpost about
>>560009872It's because they can take it, and I'm definitely sure their top earners even joins the dogpiling
>>560009810if natures career is anything to go by then uma fans in universe love that sorta thing
Mantblazer? more like mamblazer
Which honse do you want to get spooked by in your free rolls
>>560009810They canonically already do going from Neicha and Creek’s stories already. Hell, Loves Only You is a literal streamer but she flirts with her trainer all the time and her fans absolutely eat it up and actively ship them
>>560010145Sei-chan or Kita-chan
>>560007368Do you have the puffy vulva version?
>>560010145fantasy wonder or el condor tatas
>>560009810Uma musume world is a perfect world with zero simps or insecure males
>>560009872Their top earner, aka, one of the heavenly four kings, always join in when they get shitposted so it isn't entirely malicious
>>560010145Gold City
>>560010145Kita
>>560010145Mambo
Alright, we've all established the lolclubs, but which clubs (You) actually wish (You) were a part of / cheering for?
>>560010145SeiDigitanChiyoFineDoberRudolfCafeGroove forma sexNutter BrianSuzukaMaybe falco
>>560010061>>560010049>>560010327I see.
>>560010145I'm only aiming for Mambo so I'm sure Kita will without a doubt spook me
>>560010446Sweepden
>>560010145Gold Shitty or Maruzensky
>>560010446Uma&CoCUMA
>>560010446Autis/uma/Dacchis
>>560010061There was a club with worse drama before, but they're dead now
>>560004363My many months of aiming to get a single 3* anything parent prove otherwise
>>560010145Oguri Cap, Taiki Shuttle, Silence Suzuka or any other horse that everyone but me has. but i'll get spooked by McQueen for the fifth time i know it
>>560009810Pretty sure akebonos fans love seeing her cook for her trainer on stream because they look cute/happy together too?
>>560010646oh yeah. clover, right?
Cumabro... Or do they go by Cumbro?
>>560010145Brian for parent buildingFine Motion (up the Ra)CafeGold CityAgnes Digital
>>560010145
>>560010725Maybe, I've already forgotten their name. Relegated to the anals of history.
>>560010145FM, dober and well, kitasan. Maybe Ayabe too
>>560005079We (Dia and Me) have intimate photos of them grooming young fillies so they know their place
>>560010724>Akebono fans have a fetish of watching her trainer get fatter
I saw Valentine Bourbon and had a boner for 2 hours
>>560010901I mean they are akebono fans...
there will be anons who get no Mambo from free rolls at all somehow
>>560010446none, i'm a LONE WOLF
>>560009810Stego has an event where people want to do a mini documentary on her and trainer and it ends with the fans wanting to see a part 2 even when 4 Uma they interviewed for part of it (Suzuka, Spe, Fuku, Mejiro Bright) were gushing about how close they are.
>>560009667>biggest scandal in umadol history is falco’s trainer not getting with Smart FalconImagine getting shit on in public and television because (You) wouldn’t get with a trainee
>>560010446I want to return to my roots, but god B+ is just miserable for a tryhard like me.
6 hours until disappointment
>>560011272Trainer just needs to go on television and state that he is training her with the intent of marriage post (idol) graduation.
>>560011185That's gonna be meWhich is fine because I think her hat is dumbBut the 2hu fan in me will suffer because I need to collect dumb hats
>Grooming is encouraged>They don't bet on Uma racingTruly a fantasy land
Why does Falco cuck herself? Is she a little dumb?
>>560008929THREAD'S JUST GETTIN' A BIT TOO PEACEFULDRAMAS AIN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THEY SHUT DOWN CLOVERALL I'M SAYING IS, GIVE MAMBOGEDDON A CHANCE
>>560010793T-this is beautiful...
>>560007675You can if you don't race at all. Actually you can do E rank in everyone now.
>>560011410>he thinks illegal deal are going to ever be displayed on the surfaceGambling, Satono Island, Akikawa and Tazuna's ears, and the fate of injured umas and the existence of umamusukos are open secrets but they won't tell the player
>>560010725>tfw you left Clover to be a casual in Mambo>it somehow disbanded a month later
https://jiggie.fun/6BdLd_https://jiggie.fun/6BdLd_
>>560008250Breaking Bakushin's trust by making sexual advances... imagine...
>>560011467Start of career she wanted to go full idol. She never expected to catch feelings for her trainer, but now she’s in too deep to actually be in a romance. Falcon would never be able to get with her trainer when she retires because that wall between the two would have been there for too long. While she grew more in love with her trainer, said trainer would just see her as one of his best trainees before training another uma (who will actually get to marry him). Rip Falcon
>>560010725CunnyInc, CUMA, and Cloverplease remember them
>>560011750What happenned to cunnyinc?
>>560011814epstein files release
>>560011750>all starts with C/Uma/ Club and Uma&Co dodged a bullet by putting the C at the end instead of the start
>>560011750CUMA was the discord recruiter danchou, right? And Clover just died to poaching? I don't remember what happened with CunnyInc.We need our own club Chrono to record history
>>560011868>they're nextOh no...
All i'm saying is,don't check UMADash's graph.
>>560006450Nice metaHOWEVERNever stop gambling
>>560011897RiceBstGrl is also a discord recruiter, CUMAdancho is first a spreadsheet autist but turned to discord eventually.
>>560011868>main reason Mambo wont die is because they don't start with C
>>560010145kita digi or xmas hayahide
>>560011410A girl falling in love with you for supporting her being a bad thing is a deranged lie invented by leftoids. (((Grooming))) does not exist
>>560011959DANCHOU KILL THE TWO FLATLINERS DANCHOOOOU
>>560012082hope you don’t have any underage family members
>>560012016How the fuck
>>560012016Funny because I just found the exact same Urara while sorting my folder
This hits too hard
>>560012016In future scenarios isn’t it easier to get the necessary sparks to make any Uma viable on any track?
Well?
>>560011868Club/uma/ is one thing but how would Co&Uma make sense
>>560012261I'm diabetic Creek
>>560012261no thanks
>>560012261If that were true, she would've dipped her nipples in chocolate and let me suck on them
Rebricked should rename to CuckBricked so they'll disband soon
>>560008250who created this chart? Was it some subhuman chink with zero ability to understand feelings of closeness and mutual trust? Like an insect? Sasuga, in that case>Daisca and Kita in bottom tier>Creek and Suzuka in bond 3, not 5>Mayacchi in bond 2, "ambiguous"holy shit it's like they can't recognize love unless the words are stated. Or it's ragebait. Or designed to make me look down on chinks. Or all of the above. It worked. Chinamen are insects and can't comprehend feelings at all.
I'm thinking about founding a new A/A+ club. If I do it until 15th, would it be eligible for rewards in april?
>>560012389Nyo, only one month after foundation does it become eligible for rewards.
>>560012389No you piece of shit
>>560012389Club rewards only appear if you have at least ten members in a club by the 13th.
>>560012471
>>560012170Cope
>>560012389You should make the club now on a separate throwaway account, but I honestly doubt the capability to fill it up with members now
>>560010057Damn. The umas control the media. Early year trainers must be feeling oppressed because all they can do against their trainee is act denser than a neuton star.
>>560009872>>560010327What is this double falseflagging
>>560012082A 20+ old authority figure commanding a young woman for 3 years suddenly ending in union once it's legal enough is grooming and is a loser fantasy
>>560012389Sadly, nope. Do make one though so I can have another club I can cheer for aside from Autis/uma/. You need to have it created this month so you can be eligible for rewards next month
>>560012623they're just having a lil giggle
>>560012569160cm of cute
>>560011356why don't you join an A+ club then? We're borderline S right now, too. UMADash is looking to kick a flatlining nigger, can you do 30M fans/month (less this month because we're halfway through, we're not unreasonable)? Drop your ID, don't flatline, make quota, and trade shoes. It's a comfy place
>>560012623Meant for >>560010081
>>560012203where did you find my life results
>>560012582The yearly training videos must be really funny to watch >if your trainee appears to like you, act dense >if your trainee ever hints to you she wants something more, deflect
>>560012526I have one of my old alts in a dead club
>>560012752>he doesn't participate in his club's dogpiling You are WEAK
>>560012630Sure thing, keep coping
>>560012630except these uma are the ones in the positions of power for the most partthey can end their contracts when they want and the trainer is out of a jobnot to mention the physical and societal aspects of this power imbalance...the only thing the trainers have on their trainees is that they are older
>>560010680if you're getting 600+ in speed/stam/power, then your odds of getting a 2* or greater in one of those stats are 30% on average. Groundwork spark inherit is roughly 20%, and distance spark is 1/nA aptitudes. It's not that bad, but it takes patient, persistent consistency.
>>560012215Viability yesSkills? Heavy gamblingThe Urara was essentially Don Quixote going against Greek Titans because Year 1 uma vs umas past year 3, they're not even remotely comparableYou might have seen a few anons posting about how "JP glazes Suzuka all the time" but that is because Cyge tries to keep buffing her every now and then while leaving her peers behind, strictly talking about making them as aces , not parent/grandThat jap simply gambled to the limit and probably should've used that luck for the lottery
>>560012864So many of them are barely functional idiots though... Air Groove is powerful, Haru Urara is weak, and most others are somewhere in between (but probably closer to the Urara end of the scale).
>>560008929its rebricked's fault
>borrow locked this CM to creekcan i get away with just creek on the umas with innate heals or do i NEED to run two stam cards? because my only option is SR cafe then
>>560011467>I didn't read Falco's story: The post
>>560013027>Year 1 uma vs umas past year 3, they're not even remotely comparableH-how bad is the gap?Surely it can't be that bad
>>560013053You need 1200 stamina and 5 gold recoveries for this next CM, so you do the math.
>>560013163Is this yet another useless stam shilling episode?
>>560008929mambo is the /uma/club plant to smokescreen all the actual club assassinations they perform behind the scenes
cm10 finals status
>>560013163Honestly even this is optimistic. To be COMPLETELY safe you have to have no fewer than seven gold recovery skills (although six will almost always be enough of course)
>>560013270shut up cuckbricked
>>560013273Platinum
Whats the current carat calculator? I need to calculate my banner plan again
>>560013273Post this 5 hours later retard.
>>560013257Good luck with your delayed spurt lol.
>>560012726No one wants to join a boring club.
>>560013273I lost, now I have to take the winner cock up my ass
>>560013273cm10? what cm10? there is no cm10. stop talking.
>>560013037>So many of them are barely functional idiots though...ah yes the average population of the worldits fair to say trainers are older and thus more mature (usually) i guessand urara is kinda an... outlier in regards to her intellectmost of the uma are completely functional, some moreso than their trainers in certain regards
>>560012630>wholesome young women falling in love with competent older men is bad because it just isthe hatred for what's good in life and love is extremely apparent with these "people". Truly sad. I just S-ranked Mejiro Ardan and got her onsen ticket. Holy fuck what a great story. Got my own Mejiro wife now.
>>560013053you can probably luckshit 1200 stam with just creek on a 20% uma and full stam sparks but i wouldnt recommend it
>>560013395anon meant cm13
here you can see the first Homestretch Haste maneuver to ever recorded in /uma/ historyperformed by Clover Danchou in October 2025
>>560013371this is me and danchouI love him so much
>>560013270
>>560013520My danchou does is better
>>560013540danchou is busy with me
>>560013257yes. Presuming 700 guts 700 wit, 1100 stam + 2 golds gives you 100% survival, 90%+ spurt on end closers. You need a bit more if you're running Fronts, but the stamina greens will get you there. And if you're only getting 500-600 guts/wit, you'll also need a bit more
>>560013520when my dancho did this we ranked up lmao
>>560013662NO HE'S NOT YOU FUCKER HE'S MINE AND MINE ONLY FUCK OFF YOU HOMWRECKER PIECE OF SHIT HE'S FILLING ME UP AS WE SPEAK AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT CRY BITCHa
>>560013148Yup I don't have her
>>560012389I feel like you won't be able to fill that club. There are so few recruits latelyt.danchou
>>560013350>oh no, a DELAYED SPRUT????>hope my 3 gold accells, 2 accel ults and 2 gold speed increases dont rape umas that can only reatore stamina!
>>560013474Nothing a wholesome teen girl needs more than a highly defensive, easily triggered neckbeard as a husband
>>560013752Mambro...
>>560013795>seething
>>560013314you know its true
>>5600132733rd in the most undeserved and humiliating way possible
>>560013901My heroes! and falco
>Niggers will be losing Aquarius to a capped speed long S, 600 stamina, gutsmaxing Super Creek or Tachyon
>>560013763Don't look in club chat...
>>560013783cuckbricked...
>>560013957>xe doesn't have his discord
>>560013795okay but like...we arent talking about easily triggered neckbeards?we are talking about umas and their trainers.
>>560014070cuckbricked...
>>560013792>actual retard responce to smuguri
>>560012470>>560012490>>560012658I see. Thanks, anons.>>560012532>>560013783Yeah, I fear that's a possibility. I think I will try it regardless. I will decide after mant starts.
>>560013901My fuarking legend (Fraud)
>>560014124don't bother, he's just bothered by the beautiful things in life. Probably a similar phenomenon to cute aggression
>>560013949>tachyon (will likely be 5* after the free kitasan pulls + some statue spending)>cleric grass>machitancan't wait to destroy these overstammed retards just like i did the last 3200m CMstamina cards are probably the biggest /uma/ gaslight of all time, the 2500m arima CM you could just run riko and stam sparks and get enough stamiguts to easily clear itthey are useless in most medium CMs and obviously completely useless in mile/sprintmeanwhile i keep being told 'power cards are useless except for parent runs' yet i almost every time i see an S+ they have a power card
Saw someone on Twitter putting up their next cm Ace, which was a Ryan with 1K/1k/800 stat block with one gold recovery
What the fuck is going on
>>560014301im gonna smack it (gently)
danchou did not make it to A finals.....
Who summoned the gays
>>560014194The shilled “you need billions of restores” is getting more retarded every CM. I swear we will soon reach the point where these retards will recommend more stamina for mile than it was recommended for long CMs in URA
bros, what should i do with this
>>560014405Correct tail position? In THIS day and age???
>>560014502Sprint CM is long over, why bother with Mummy Creek?
>>560013783I only joined Rebricked because they're badly looking for members. I'll club hop next month if a new club is born
Statistically, you will unknowingly walk past an average of 36 serial sweepers in your lifetime.
oh yeah I should pick Taiki and Urara team in Unity run and get their titles
>>560014580Proof?
Umas are the hottest when they just finished a race
>>560014428And yet you put watchful eye on your aces...
I want to groom her so she can rape me
>>560014642ur mom
>>560014673well yeah their heart rate and body temperature is increased, obviously they'd be hot
>>560014673yeah
>>560014678No?
>>560014812
>>560013053SR cafe is a great card
>>560014580
How long is NTR gonna be relevant?
>>560014985>FM banner ends on March 13Thank fuck I can spark.
>>560014985Just for MANT and that's it while Fuku is still viable after
>>560015001
>>5600149854 months (unless they crank up the release hog to 2x the TB)
>>560014580More like CuckedBricked lmao
>>560013153Taiki, Suzuka, Maruzensky, Oguri and Mayano are the only usable year 1 umaWith the level 7 potential maybe this will change
>>560014274I see your point for a barely-Long race like Arima Kinen (kind of, end closers with with 900 stamina + 2 golds have a 90% survival, 93% spurt rate on the Nakayama 2500m), but how are you going to get 1050-1150 stam + 2 golds in Pisces without stam cards?
>>560015052>>560015075Alright, I'm going all in for her
>>560013153This is a casual game in which winning barely matters. There is no significant gap.
taiki plowed THIS?!?!
>>560014580Aelred...
>>560015124You seem to be forgetting someone
>>560015351he didn't post pic related, it's not him
>>560013763I wish my Trainee would look at me like this
>>560015352I didn't forget her, she's just shit now
>>56000855250 pulls, got me to 3LB. Guess i got the kickback from having to spark both xoguri and dober
So how are you supposed to make a good TT Sprinter for MANT?
>>560015586Kindly explode.
>>560015521Does Orfevre end Golshi's reign of terror in Longs?
>>560015352Gold Ship gets eclipsed later on by new umas that do the same thing but better. typical gacha power creep
>>560015521Doubt that
>>560015586FUCKING EXPLODE!!!!!!!
>>560015628Load up Unity Cup
>>560015628your mile and medium-proficient suzuka, maruzensky and kingu?
>>560015628King Halo bwo
>>560014985NTR is never relevant, the card sucks
>>560015628Curren will be a bit tricky, but if you raise her Mile affinity it should be workable. I don't believe the shilling is going to reflect reality.
Why Ardan events in gametora isn't complete/incorrect?
Is there a /v/ thread
>>560015135don't need 2 golds with innate recoveries, only need 1max stam sparks + URA finale + creek + innate recover + maestro and then usually 1 white will be enough, especially if you get a good amount of guts and wits
>>560015628>>560015851or air groove as a pacer, what the fuck of a brain fart is pace maru...
>>560015628You can get 1200/x/1200/x/1200 without MANT
>>560015628you can get medium and mile B and sprint A on these easily
>>560016159Satono wouldn't dress like a slut
>>560016269yeah, the real satono diamond wouldn't wear clothes at all
>>560015654>>560015698Gold Ship is already washed up, she was only good when we didn't have a lot of mid race skills and Orfevre has a 0.35 current speed boost ult from any position+ a skill that is literally "If late race accelerate" and she's still a fraud not able to catch up to Halloween Mayano in fucking 3200m racesDo you think Gold Ship can still do something in this environment?
>>560015628Maruzen only needs +1 sprint and +1 long to be able to run all distances
>>560015963max stam sparks only gives you 378 stamina max. If you don't have minimum 1000-1100 + 2 gold recoveries (innate or from cards, doesn't matter, except Creek's is 1.5x stronger than a gold), you'll likely be in for a rough time, your spurt rate is not going to be competitive.
>>560016269this is just a child
>>560016376out of 10!
>>560016159this is what she wears when we are alone
Not now onii-chan im doing my taxes.
>>560016332>she's still a fraud not able to catch up to Halloween Mayano in fucking 3200m racesOrfevre seems stronger than Halloween Maya, based on the skill descriptions.
>went to umajp by accident
>bro just use mile/medium/long umas for sprint broyou're just gonna end up with an uma with 0 sprint skills unless you borrow Bakushin (Biko isn't giving you any lmao)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GuT6ST4DiE
Forever youngI want to be forever young
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
>>560016826just keep the aptitudes at B bwo
>>560016661No because you run triple front with oonige and with guaranteed fast learner she has so much skills you never catch up and o saki ni tailwind from 1st position is as strong as encroaching shadow+my will in divineI'm not saying Orfevre can't catch up but it will be hard
>>560016893FOREEEEVEEEERRRRR TOOOOGETHEEEEEER
>>560016826Groundwork+activation and angling with fat amount of GUTS is the only thing you realistically need on a front runner>not a front runnerIts a fucking sprint, why even bother
>>560016972hope you have enough clocks if you believe having C or B is enough to win, especially during first and second year
7 and I commit seppuku
Matikanefukukitaru
>>560017098Having B is enough to win all races in year 1 and 2 with GUTS deck, and guess what fucking decks are meta for mant
>>5600171657 and I rape this anon
dekai...
>overdoers on TT umasi'm just putting stam suzuka+kitasan on all of them and that keeps me in class 6
>>560017165Don't let getting the wrong number stop you
I don't think I'll be able to cope if I fail to win plat. This will be my 3rd consecutive defeat if so amd MANT is coming up too so losing will most definitely kill my motivation.
>>560002956>Didn't tap to see the whole carat total cashed outblue balls
>>560017217KWAB
>>560017217please be gentle
>>560017217>t.
> Is f2p> Mains frontrunner even though it is the most whale strategy> Wants to main kitasan black> Also pulled SSR kitasan black> Now asks for deck recommendationsIt is infuriating how often I encounter these types of retards on discord and reddit. Did leaded gasoline really do that much damage.
>>560017165>>560017314Hippity hoppity Your ass is now my property
>>560017306good for you and others such as
>>560017306>play oshi>wins feel like the best thing ever>losses are okay because you trained your wife as hard as you could>be a sweaty metafag>cry about getting a bunch of free carots because 'a bloo bloo bloo i lost'
>>560017397>you can't run a style you like unless you are a whaleslave mentality
>>560017397You don't need the best deck, just the best sparks thoA borrowed Creek, free Mcqueen, 2 wit 2 speed deck is good enough
At this point i realized i don't need a girl in my life, a human one to be more specific. I need an horse one, an uma musume it's all i desire now. Normal girsl aren't interesting and doesn't give me anything, while i get excited to see an horse girl running, having fun and doing cute things with her friends. Watching those ears twitching and the tail wiggling makes me happy. I'm beyond salvation, but i never wanted to be saved, i accepted this inevitable fate once i downloaded the game.
>>560017306What do you call this genre?
>>560017397Literally me but I wouldnt careI'm just gonna highroll anyway
>>560017306My luck is dogshitMy oshi umas are bare minimumKitasan never shows up during summer or senior year(I fucking hate you so much)The fact that I made it in A finals is already a miracleWE GAMBLE HARD
newfags sure are naive... can't wait for tomorrow and see all the retards complaining about the first mile G3 eating their clocks like crazy because they thought C is enough to winNishino Flower and Bakushin are gonna cause some severe PTSD by the time TB is over
>>560017539I don't know why anyone takes CM seriously, it sounds miserable
>>560017686Just get a mare like teiobros
>>560017703I'm curious about that too. I don't know why but I loved it ever since that one Kancolle artist bullying Kasumi with Teitoku's death
>>560017861I'm too unemployed to know what this machine is about
>>560017861based
>>560017756>knows luck is dogshit>plays a game that is primarily based on luck?
what happens if i don't check the final results tomorrow? i get third place or what?
>>560017996lucklets never learn...
>>560017397>Also pulled SSR kitasan blackHoly shit what a retard
>>560017686Same. Not even cosplays do it for me anymore, because ears and tail don’t move and pretender is not a real athlete. I guess this is what ancient anime fans felt like when they saw their first catgirl. Nothing can compare.
>>560017954It's a semen extractor for stallions (female)
>>560017894I love it too. I dunno why I like seeing Uma x trainer relationships fail, or the umas being heartbroken
>>560018012They get sent to your mailbox
>>560013419>real mature for your age
>>560017954that's a latheto be qualified to 1st grade you need to know how it looksyou're a 1st grade lathe operator now
looks like she's mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>560018162>leftoid STILL can’t get over the fact that there is nothing wrong with umas falling in love with torenahs
>>560018287
Remember that gaslight doc telling us to continue borrowing Kitasan after 2nd anniversary?
>>560017954the chinaman devourer 9000
>>560017954it's a lathe the big spinny handle in the rear is a tailstock.the 3 silver jaws infront are the chuck that holds the thing you're are cutting and spins.
>>560018162>two people are genuinely happy, bonded over shared experiences>and here's why this is a bad thing!
>>560018280What do I need to be a 2nd grade?
>>560018412torena...
>>560018447... a cafè lathe?
>>560018412anyone with a brain stopped reading that shit just by seeing how it recommends 600 stamina for sprint umas
>>560018470big daiwa's scarlets
>>560018503know how to actually use it and make simple parts
>>560017306I've lost every cm, get over it
>>560018557Raw.
>>560018503>>560018739Alternatively, you can just upgrade yourself with a machinist crystal. It's purchasable in the club points store for 20,000 points, but you can only get one, ever
>>560017306I just won last one so I'm free to lose this one
>>560018503understanding that this warning sticker attached to the machine is the family-friendly depiction >>560018557i'll cut some threads on it
>>560017306Who the fuck cares about winning CMs
>>560018412Happy Meek stop staring at the general like that
>>560017954A gorillion years ago my middle school had a proper shop class somehowWe learned how to use a jigsaw and a lathe among other thingsfuckin terrifying to learn to use desu even if it was cool
I am highly considering changing up my team for Pisces. I was going to do 2 pace 1 end but I think I can only handle building 1 pacer because I heard it's going to be miserable Between Rudolf and Brian who should I run as my second end closer?
>>560018557Please don't post this slanderous image of my emperor, she would never
>Loves talks about her sister (Real Steel) again >Real Steel canonically hangs out with Yanko very often (Real Steel is Yanko’s dad irl) Please cygames, add the Legendary Hors already to complete the family…
>>560018903People don't get turned into human spaghetti from this... R-Right?
>>560019086People have lost their hands, feet, and even a dick to that machine
>>560017306>oh noo i won't get platinum uuuuuhno one cares about platinums. The only time you remember about them is when some faggot from here ask you about how many you won.
>>560019086Roll up your long sleeved shirtsTie hair as far back and up as possibleEye protectionClosed toed shoes onlyshave your hand and arm hair if you're a half-gorilla
>>560019156Someone tried to fuck THAT?
Today was the last day of the free finemo pulls, right?
Do you have enough stamina?
>>560019178this platinum is enough for me forever, i did luckshit into the sprint one with curren too thoughif i ever win one with tannhauser i will be over the moon
>>560019337Someone tried to do something very funny with it and an onahole
>skills like pressure or Spe's ult gives you target speed during the acceleration zone which is completely uselessDid they really not understand how their own game works?
>we arent getting any new balance changes>mant is tomorrow as-is with nothing differentSo what's gonna happen? Are we going to have to cull/merge a club or two from people quitting?
how long until umankoblazer
>>560019526Y-You okay anon?
>>560019526Just win instead of losing bro
>>560018312Seeing why the pedophile class controls the west
>>560019594The game design in general remains a mess until around when MANT ends when it finally feels like they vaguely understand how their own game works
>>560019526you'll get it next time bwo
CALL ME A GOOD BOY
>>560019598TB never got any updates other than buying the entire shop at once instead of individually, and the twitter teaser showed we are getting that option day one bro
>>560019086i have more tungsten and steel embedded in my chest than most. coworkers mostly loose a finger or an eye first
>>560019656>pedophile boogeymanIf you don't like it, then do something you leftist cuck, instead of whining on the internet and ruining other people's enjoyment.
>>560019594it's like turning your heater on to a higher temperature to hope that it heats up quicker since it has a higher target to reach
>>560019594Target speed isn't useless it's literally broken it's instant speed increase you're thinking velocity increase
>>560019594Increasing target speed gives you acceleration depending on your power tho? And the idea is to hit accel+speed at the same time for best effect. They just fucked it up with how much target speed last spurt gives you, but that’s a balancing issue
>oh yeah, that daiwa scarlet and gentildonna uma musumes are so fucking hot, I'll play the game and jack off to them>4 months later>trying to urara work for every CMWhat am I doing with my life
You ARE ready to Climax, right /uma/?
>>560019656>the westthey control the entire world you retard, only you get punished for diddling kids because you are not powerful enough
>>560019880>please please don't make me feel bad about my pathetic dream of grooming a teen to love me because no one else does
*cough* *wheeze* h-how are we holding up f2p bros... *wheeze*
>>560019640>>560019650>>560019789Fear not, I did not lose, I simply forgot there was a CM going on.
>>560020008t. 35 year old woman upset that nobody swipes on them on a dating app
>>560019594Combining target speed with accel is fine.
>Cyjews keep whales happy by feeding them f2p in CM
>>560019409Those numbers look good to me, a little low even, given all the assumptions immediately above the chart that you didn't screencap.
>>560019992>one hour sessionsI see why they call it START of the climax
>>560020067Okay anon you gotta do a better insult than that, even morbidly obese women get so many likes on dating apps they cant even get through them all
>target speed is different from velocitywaitwhat the fuck
>>560019656>pedophile>look inside>17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 seconds, you sick fuck>oh wait lol, no, it is now dating anyone under 25 because (((frontal lobe and shit)))You’re pathetic and its great that your woke shit is dying
>>560019594shooting star eventually gets buffed to increase current speed which is insanely strong
>>560020067Older women have no problem getting shota-teen thru younger dick it's the older men that have to groom
The only time I'm touching MANT is to make aces, I'll just keep doing 10 fans runs a day in URA
>>560020076This is the correct answer
>>560020245The jap special kind of varietyEven with enough knowledge it won't make any fucking sense until you reach the 7th layer of the context
>>560020245Velocity is current speed
I thought brown hours were over but you retards still can't help but reply to the lowest effort bait.
Well, finemo free rolls are over so its time to decide if im gonna get BRICKED or not.I have zero fine motions right now. She NEEDS mlb for the race bonus so its all or nothing... is this really a smart decision to dump all 60k carrots of mine into a banner with THIS card???
>>560020408Nyo. Velocity skills increase target speed.
Is this what a euro-hours thread typically looks like? i dont come during this time often
>>560020245>skills say increase velocity>looks inside>increase target speedso am I getting baited
>>560020008>i WILL make you feel bad for what you enjoy!
>>560020443It's a gacha game, all hours are retard hours
>>560020327Unless they look like they’re 20 with a bit of wrinkles they absolutely do
>>560011959Using this opportunity given to (Me) by anon:If anyone is comfy with 30m fans a month and wants to try for S - reply with ID and I'll consider.
burgers cry on umatter about some specific umamoosoomay being 17, but they bombed a school full of lolis recently and see absolutely nothing wrong with that.uma musume
>>560020484Don't do it. I'm not even joking this banner is a scam.
>>560020484You pull now so you can pull less in the Finemo + S Maru banner, I think you should pull until you get 1LB
>>560020245Velocity increases your target speed, iirc the speed you can reach with accel, meanwhile current speed will NYOOOOM you instantly
DAAAAAAAAAAANNNCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUhi
I haven't done any career for the last 3 daysumas for this feel?
>>560020278Counts if you been in power over her since she started high school
>>560020651They dislike fictional content because it makes a facsimile of the good they have hidden in their basement accessible to the massesKinda like Tracen Academy
I think I will run Rudolf for the next CM.Tachyon, Rudolf and Tamamo.I doubt I'll win with Kitasan and Taishin being as dominant as they are but I'll do my best
im flatlining im flatlining im flatlining im flatlining im flatlining im flatlining
>>560020759>started high school That’s no longer pedophilia little bro
>>560020484only retards who can afford to do 20 runs a day say that card is giga core, no card with that low speciality is worth rolling for, let alone waste 60k
Is it possible to reroll this game still or are all the goodies goneAlsoAre there any meta guides out there I remember at launch there was a lot of “uhhh just wing it” type posts(I shall only play for Miyutan)
I want to lick Gold City right above her tail right after she won a race and is all sweaty
what are some skills that increase current speed or whatever the opposite of increase target speed isi need to have a look on gametora
>>560019364it lasts till the end of the banner
>>560020484If you want the smaru card you have all the reason in the world to wait because her first banner also comes with a dogshit shared card So its not "will I roll on a banner with an awful shared card?" its actually "will i roll on TWO banners with awful shared cards?" If you roll on finemo nowIf you dont care about the maru card just b urself
>>560020964That's a good point. Now I want that too
>>560020759>high school>pedophiliaAmerican education everyone.
>>560020928All cards and umas are in global pool so you can always reroll
>>560020928Reroll for MLB FM while her banner is up. Your next entry is MLB NTR which should last you 4 months (the entire lifespan of MANT).
Post yuri
>>560008929UmaDash is the one that sent Aelred into Mambo to cause drama btw
>>560020840My team is gonna be Cafe, Tachyon, and Flash
>>560020041against what
>>560014580nyoooooooooooooooo
What's sex with Narita Top Road like
>>560021156I haven't restocked my folder yet sorry
POST YOUR MANT 2.0 HYPE
>>560021203>Mile C-F Umas
>>560021156
>not even midway into the month>middle of a CM>TB to release in a day>members are dropping like flies>three are flatliningdancho, you must be strong and do the needful.
>>560021271For me? DelightfulFor you? Comfy (I tossed your chair and got you a futon)
>>560021296I believe in my umas
>>560021203I would run Cafe again like the last long CM and run the same comp as last time (Tachyon, Cafe, Tamamo) but Cafe's aptitudes are so ass. You need to give her end closer sparks for A and mile for B AND pray you got long S along with hitting the statsThat sounds like hell
>>560020727>he lost his free digitan shards
>First Neisha cardMY DECK IS SAVED, IT'S A SIGN OF THE CARD GODS!
>>560021296You only need 1 mile to make c playable
>>560021484
>>560021428I can make it work, I think. I have a couple mixed umas who have long 8* and a fucked mile/end with Amazon parent
>mile C is enough bwodamn the first TB gaslight is already in full motion
When MANT?
Going from the heavy restrictions of Sprint and Dirt to Long is like being released from jail
>>560021338Bricked...
>>560021485B is cope. A will save you the aneurysm. Ever played Grass' career without changing her medium aptitude? That's going to be (You)r MANT experience.
>>560021674>here's 4 reasons to roll for NTR!>she... hmmm....... has gold firm condition!garbage card only for retarded niggers
So uh,What happens if we plow through the news windows today and there's still no qol announcement? Is it doom time?
>>560021637C is too random, but B is fine. I train maruzen rn, and she has B in long and medium, I only lost jap derby once in like 15 careers or so
>>560021338autisuma qwo....
>>560021780Let's see what you will say when you get 4 of them from the free pulls
C aptitude is NOT playable unless you want to waste all your cocks
RICE SHOWER WINS THE JAPAN BREEDERS CUP SPRINT3 dirt sprints remain until the mantlock
Is anni tonight at chanmi time or tomorrow at morning reset
>>560021780I saw someone legitimately argue that firm conditions spark is op and a large part the worth of 60,000+ carats. Absolute knuckledraggers deserve her card.
>>560021740>>560021829
>>560021624If she had like E or D mile then it would be okay because one parent can do the entire bump up to BBut needing 4 end sparks AND TEN mile sparks is brutal
Total Eden death was promised to me 3000 patches ago
>>560021740Grass's extremely easy thoughBeing late surger means you can dump her stamina to go hard on speed and she'll win just fine plus she has a very consistent ultMaybe King Halo and CityArima Kinen B Long runners though... now THAT's suffering
A is cope, you better get S in the first inspo or all your G1s will be a NIGHTMARE
>>560021875B aptitude long arima kinen has been fucking people's runs since launch, I dunno why people are pretending a c in mile is going to be enough for the junior year gauntlet.
>>560021961Maru has an accel unique, dumb nigger. Literally not the same.
>>560021338People are cooling down right before a new scenarioIt’ll probably be daijoubuThe situation is being monitored
>>560022056S is barely enough. Ideally everyone will settle for nothing less than W
how good is SSR Marche Lorraine? Should I be trying to get it on jp? I just blew most of my carats for almond eye, mlb forever young, and 2lb casino drive.
So do i need to prepare Parent for the next CM with URA or waiting for Trackblazer that will make better parents?
She does it again! Rice Shower wins the Capella Stakes! 2 dirt sprints remain.
>>560018157Can confirm this, I qualified for b finals, got auto entered into finals, missed CM day, logged in a few days later, saw rewards and went “hell yeah”
>>560019992Teio webm should be posted every mant thread
>>560022156idk
>>560022156No, just borrow if you need to train a dirt uma. It’s not worth using carats on with the other stuff right now
... is King Gaylo OP in MANT because she can be set to all A in all distances with a grand total of 6 spark stars?
>>560022254Cute Chrono
ACKblazer
>>560022270nocuz king halo fucking blows lmao
>>560022091Read the description of grass ult you fucking retard
I see a current shit poster I [-], simple as thatI handle them the same way I've always handled tachyfags or reddit ships
>>560022379I like the way she blows
>>560022006Definitely need to fix a parent for end/long sparks (looks like I accidentally transferred her), but I can make Cafe work alongside my other team
>>560022270Her ult is shit. Oguri, maruzen, bourbon are good
>>560022445End/mile I mean.
The /a/ uma thread is LAUGHING about us!
what are they talking about !!!
desu I'm mostly looking forward to anons that will be rejoicing or seething to Triumphant Pulse
>>560022270no because the only distances that matter are mile and mediumThere's plenty of umas that can run miles and mediums, and then you've got the actual freaks in oguri/vbourbon/smaru that can run any distance and actually have good kits to work with
>get biwa during sprint cm>literally no reason to use>longslop with a million stam needed is nearHer time has come... And so will I
Lightning strikes thrice! Laisa Shawa takes down oguri crap for a win at the negishi stakes!Just one dirt Sprint remains!
So during MANT would a good generic uma to put up as your star uma someone that has medium, mile, and long sparks in the same parentage lmao
TOSEN JORDAN
>>560022712My star uma is with end closer stars
>>560022717
>>560022420Golshi please rape me right here and make her watch
good enough
>>560022329Make a new ACK
>the only distance that matters is mile and medium what guide are retards reading bro
anyone join the discord for the carats?
@bwok is it true there will be discounted carat packs? I already bought my monthly top-up
>>560022904The logic is that you need better aptitudes for MANT so you can race in everything.
>>560019992I think it's nice how hyped /uma/ is despite this being allegedly one of the worst scenarios in the game, but still, /uma/ wants to prove they are good here. I think that's good.
>>560022798she's very cute but what is she doing
>>560022937No habla ingles
>>560003513You can use the big belly "outfit" on a bunch of umas but not everyone has a body for it, so for example Urara has one for some reason but Biko and Nishino don't.I guess the game has a few different base models and they only bothered making/generating it for the ones that need it in game since it also works on some mob umas and npcs.
>>560022091>>560022425It’s not because of accel but because late and end runners SUCK in career until year 3 and their ults are obviously suited for them to be in those positions, which means putting them as front runners is still meh. It’s the same for dober, ryan, spechud and rudolf
So MANT is basically the Xoguri Vbourbon and Smaru rape era?
I hope the launch is as chaotic as Unity's with a bunch of nerds sadraging about how they hate change.
You know Golshi is C in mileDoes that mean she wont be used in this upcoming Long CM?
>>560023035It's our secret flirting codeShe's telling me she wants to kissWhen her ears twitch means she wants our dicks to kiss
>>560023224>>560023224>>560023224
have people been data-mining the patches? is it looking like we're getting evo skills too?
>>560023035She is cuting
>>560023195No it means MANT sucks peepee for 90% of the recommended Uma because you have to debuff your long inspiration odds with shitty mile grand/parents
>>560023259Sweepy looks like it have access to MANT files already
>2,5 hours leftMY ANUS IS TINGLING
>>560003602>>560023059Here's some more screenshots.It doesn't work on Tazuna, Yayoi, Riko, or Aoi, but it does work on Etsuko and Anshinzawa.
>>560022254No, I'm not doing runs today
>>560022630burgers
>there are people in this thread that already know how to play TB and as soon as it comes out they'll shit out TT umas and parents like nothing>meanwhile you'll waste your entire clock savings in the first week
Shiraoki ain't real
>>560023895but dis ass is!
>>560019817Why? Did you do something good today? Good boy, good boy.
>>560022080it's even worse because at least with B Long, you have all of Junior and Classic years to get speed and power. But Junior Year mile races? You're at 250 speed/stam/power and 20% speed debuff? Out of your damn mind.
>>560024024where is her tail
>>560020870I am going to kick you when you least expect it
I like her
>>560024075
>>560025484Mhm.
>>560006259>lack of clocks can't hurt meBut I will.>>560006450Chrono Rape
>B finalsI feel nothing
>>560033450*pat pat*
>>560026108donna wife
>>560038617Donna life
