A Stay at The Baroness Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-06-2026-update.114328/post-226950>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>561226615
Doorman wouldn't let Pocket into the baroness because he smells like shit
Another patch, another time Calico is busted and bugged as fuck. This time they build fucking split shot on her and it causes her bullets to cover entire fucking screen and your FPS to drop by 100. This dumb nigger should just get removed from game because she will never be good or interesting.
I love Paradox and I love I always get her because no one plays her
>>561267769>This time they build fucking split shot on her and it causes her bullets to cover entire fucking screen and your FPS to drop by 100KEK is there footage of this
Silver's tail whack should disable stamina and movement just like bola. Then she'd be an alright hero.
Which heroes take the most skill after this patch? Pic unrelated.
Sex with Venator
Continuing from last thread, what would be (You)r take on a Mirage/Paradox rework? What would that look like?Bonus Challenge: Nerf Doorman's ability to TP people to walkers or inside the enemy spawn without skewering his kit.
Where is deadlock's Hoodwink?>RemRem is male.
How do i play Celeste with that gun/ricochet build?Heard it's how pros play her instead of an ult bot?
Wow woah where'd all the wraith and victor players go woah where'd they all go? now i dont see them anymore this game's community is fucking shameless
>another ball and gun streamer has hit the deadlock
>>561267905Change Paradox's ult, make it rewind time or some shit
>>561267848Still Shiv.
>>561267769>This time they build fucking split shot on her and it causes her bullets to cover entire fucking screen and your FPS to drop by 100.This is an ancient tech from the inhouses though.
>>561267989they all hopped onto celeste
>>561267905I think Paradox as is is fine imo its only swap thats kinda stupid because the 3rd upgrade is a throw and swapping usually gets you killed
Paradox ult should rewind the game for everybody by two minutes and have a 3 minute cooldown so games take 120 minutes to complete
m-matchmaking patch.. d-doko...
Sex with Lash
>>561267845That's a bit too extreme but her third upgrades need to be fleshed out.Her wolf 1/2 especially, what the fuck is this shit>4% missing health as damage (To 10%)>-12% bullet resistThis shit is ASS.
>>561268017>Kill someone>Rewind time to kill them again.Even if it only gave 1x souls it would be worth it for the tilt.
When will this game get it's naafiri?
>>561267905make paradox ult into weaver ultreplace her kinetic carbine with something that doesn't suck assmake her nades less aids(this applies to the game in general right now with everything being a huge aoe slop)
>>561268184calm down Lady Geist
>>561268243>bitch in heatgeist
>>561267905Buff Kinetic Carbine's Damage so many skillshot abilities are just shit like that and crackshot but stupid fucking homing missile abilities nuke you for 3.5 billion damage makes no sense
Brat correction
>>561268017Should target the same way but when you hit the projectile it moves the target backwards in time so that they're in the position they were X seconds ago, counter to characters that are high mobility since you just forced them to waste all their cooldowns before pulling them back in
>>561267967They should add Hoodwink and have her her lines be seething about how much the city sucks
>>561268240>rewinding time revives enemiesI'm thinking no. Would result in too much trolling, even for the tilt. Imagine killing some Victor after he revived with his ability, only for him to be brought back by the Mirage. Would be some evil shit.
>>561268331>two seconds later
>>561268472Silver is nowhere near as based as PB.
>>561268468>brought back by the Miragedid you know that Mirage and Paradox are so forgettable to me that I sometimes switch around the names? It sucks
when are they going to nerf that stupid piece of reddit shit Dynamo already
>>561268468What the fuck are you talking about
>>561268532you may be intellectually disabled
>>>Change Paradox's ult, make it rewind time or some shit>>Kill someone>>Rewind time to kill them again.>I'm thinking no. Would result in too much trolling, even for the tilt.learn to fucking scroll up, please anon. I shouldn't have to read for you.
Kill bounties should be reduced by 25% but you can get an additional 50% souls from a kill if you teabag their ragdoll
Why do trannies hate venator?
>>561268687you don't think mirage and paradox are boring or uninteresting as characters?
the last few times i played silver i did really fucking bad(like #12 on statlocker bad), but i was running a pure melee build was the problem with me or the build?
>>561268940they... dont?
>>561268240>>561268468>>561268779>Get someone low>Pause>*laugh wheel x3*>Unpause>They die>Wait until rewind period is just right and use it>Pause>*laugh wheel x3*>unpause
>>561267967They are adding Hoodwink to Deadlock, trust the plan
>>561268940Speaking of him did they remove his "Sodom will burn, Gomorrah will fall" lines? I haven't heard them in quite a bit
>>561269101evil. you are evil.
>>561268940Prob all the fake christian chud larpers I see in low prioQ when it isn't me doing my authentic catholic larp.
>>561269183they still exist, I just heard them in game from a venator on my team
>>561269142Proofs?
>>561269030Not really assuming you know how to melee, she just sucks right now.Right now I'm spamming a bit of a anti-carry build with toxic bullets, silence wave and inhibitor. Not something I'd recommend but I can at least take solace that I'm doing something late game even if thats me getting my ass kicked by the enemy carry.
>>561269241No, I am Russian
why is silver so ass
>>561269486Because abrams is all dick
when can we expect a new big update?next month? may? june? november? january? 2028?
>>561267989I'm still playing and masturbating to victor everyday
Paradox swapping Silver with herself while you're balls deep in Silver
just got my ass pounded till i came what occultists should i queue up
>>561269297It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>561269486She's a inverse of a gun character. Peaking early while having limited/zero scaling due to her burst damage. The issue is that her early game isn't really strong enough to justify the limited scaling bit, morso since games are longer now due to the new bases.Like why wouldn't you just play Wraith, Geist or Warden instead who have good lanes and scaling?
>>561268472OMOOO
>>561269486Wolf form is way too weak, it can barely be considered an ultimate ability. If she could swap at any time it would still be weak. Everything in her wolf form needs to be buffed hard.
https://m.twitch.tv/kjaneway/home>dotards have famous attractive actresses playing their gamedeadlock bros, how do we compete...
>>561269692>next month?
>>561267905paradox just needs a lees retarded ult
>>561268017Could be boring and turn it into an enhanced version of Focus Lens where it applies a debuff which replicates x% of damage dealt during its duration or something
>>561269742billy,lash,mina
>>561269919based /d2g/ spy
Paradox's 3rd upgrade to her ult is so hilarious because it just gimps you why would you want to swap multiple people into your team instead of a single guy?
>use ancient evil-related tome that is implied to be very powerful and very dangerous>use it only to jump in the air super high, which you can already do with ziplines in-game>also only use it to steal a wee bit of life from someoneis abrams stupid? why doesn't he resort to using the most dangerous or effective spells in the tome?
>someone posted the dota squirrel>dotards start showing up en masseHuh...
>>561270045The rest of her kit is already so boring and barely time-themed as is, I wish they'd lean into it more
>>561270221marathon low key goated
Doorman should get a skin called Doodman that just turns him into a dudebroDrawfags, get to work
>>561270221Can they confirm Venator's VA already? His voice is so hot.
>>561270314He should get a skin called Niggerman that turns him into a catboy
>>561269919>famousliterally who>attractive uh
Is he a frontliner?
>>561269919>A female actor is a female actor, not "actress". We don't go around calling female artists' "artresses"holy based
>>561270420while Apollo was typing all that cringe I bought spellbreaker and counterspell
why in solo q i face a pre of 4 FUCKING PEOPLE TWICE IN A ROW YOSHI YOU RETARDED TRANNY NIGGERFAGGOT SUBHUMAN NIGGER FUCK
*pop ult*OH NO, NOT MEI'VE NEVER LOST CONTROL YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD
>>561270414She's the bitch from supernatural.That's pretty famous.
>>561267817A good amount of these games were really close and fun but the hyper carry sucks or someone is trying hero for the first time.
>>561270586Yeah it's artistress, dummy.
>>561270243Time theme is admittedly hard to work with, it's very easy to make it mega cancer
i was losing all my brawl games so i switched (off doorman) to seven and got stomped back to back
>>561270815AOE timestop in a radius so you can move around like DIO.That would be way more cool than her lame catch hero gimmick that only functions in the (((pro))) scene
2 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW I FACED SAME 4 FUCKING PEOPLE YOSHI YOU NIGGER FUCK I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND YOUR MOTHER TOO
>>561270854Thanks for lowering the brool wr friend.
>>561270967Thatās faceless void chronosphere
>only 2 videos of someone playing deadlock with the azeron are initiate tier lobbiesidk how well this thing would work for deadlock when you start actually moving but i like the idea
>>561270778just go full utility and help your team win fights, the fed enemy carry can't do shit against knockdown > wall swap > slowing hex > curse > disarming hex while your team is focusing their ass
>>561270778Making me want to spam her to see if there is a viable pub build.
>>561269486her kit is off tank while you have to build her like a main tank frontliner. She needs slots like victor while being one of the worst characters to carry late game.
>get hit by NEW paradox ult designed by /dlg/>the ult shows you a timeline where you end up together with her, get married, have a family, go on heists, etc>she kills you while you're in blissIt's almost cruel
Thinking about it, literally anything Shiv does Mirage can do betterScarabs are better Shiv knivesTornado is a better dashDjinn's Mark can do a lot of burst damage it can be used as an executeBeing able to teleport anywhere on the map every 30/40 seconds is infinitely more valuable than any instakill low hp ult
>>561271006the game knew what it had to do (first round item btw)
I only do well with characters who are green (Goo, Geist, Graves, Paige, Vyper), wat mean?
>>561271349i MUST kissu paradox
>>561271627honestly I'm kinda bored of aiming thinking I'll spam Se7en again to make brooolies cry. I had like a 90% wr on him prior to the nerfs when brool was new.
>>561271660No Abrams?
>>561271819Blue.
>>561271742paige is the new brool menace
>>561271349
>>561271895?
>>561267859Calm down Mina!
>>561267905Paradox>Deals bonus damage to camps and clears Sinners twice as fast with no HP cost if they're on the enemies' side of the map>Temporal bubble that ramps up in damage and slow the longer enemies remain inside, allies passing through get buffed>Can rewind self or target to where they were a few seconds ago>Can mark a spot as a designated recall/rewind point>Timeout that locks an ally or enemy in stasis for a couple seconds>Can 'speed up' certain objectives (forcibly respawn a rune/camp/sinners, targeted zipline has bonus speed, next trooper wave spawns/moves/attacks faster, can respawn faster/instantly)>unique Timepiece pocketwatch item that scales up in power over time>Can apply a mark to enemies that repeats a percentage of damage inflicted over the last few seconds, or heals when used on allies>Buff that slowly ramps up move speed, fire rate, and regen>Borrowed Time that lets her cheat deathidk man pick something, time is likeone of the easiest things to come up with mechanics forturn her into Chromie, turn her into Ekko, turn her into Zilean, turn her into DISRUPTOAH, PICK SOMETHING
dey can runn but it won't mattuh
Maybe this semen slurping hero isnt for me
>>561271997
>>561267826Didn't want to download replay to do this shit all over again, but recreated it sort of in training mode.
>>561272197
>>561272071I don't know what those things are except disruptor
Can we hotfix Ivy and Wraith already?
>>561271997BIGGREENNIGGABALLS
>>561272197Your FPS seems stable
>>561272571Yea happened only in teamfights, solo nothing happens. Still the fucking flashing and everything is obnoxious.
This except its me and Rem instead
>>561271997Thanks Doc.
Paige is the single most annoying and boring hero they ever added in the new updates. Luckily they stopped catering to foids this last batchHopoo needs to be fired
>>561271150Bold of you to assume the team will be focusing their assMy win rate on Paradox actually went up when I ditched the active item nonsense and went full egoist damage with just a slowing hex for personal use.
>>5612727328/10 paiges i played with were men
>>561272732Paige is ironicly the character I've seen real women play the most.
>>561271742>>561271904graves has been as well
>>561272732Eh, still takes more effort than Graves or Silver
>>561272732>stopped catering to foidswhat are rem and graves then
>>561271904>>561272883Theres an even stronger brool menace but I'm not telling because if people start playing it it will make broool aids.
>>561272696old abrams was so ugly
>Pulse grenade's time slow makes enemies even slower, each pulse lingers for a bit longer, time slow lasts longer too, grenade damage severely decreased.>Time Wall replaced with Bullet Time.>Bullet Time has 3 charges by default and applies time slow to Paradox while aiming during slides, aerial movement and dashes. Gun accuracy and effective range is increased during Bullet Time, but bullet velocity is decreased. Momentum is preserved. Paradox gains bullet and spirit evasion during Bullet Time.>Kinetic Carbine no longer time slows Paradox when aiming mid-air.>Kinetic Carbine creates a snapshot of your location on trigger, rewinding Paradox to the location of the snapshot and restoring a percentage of damage taken after shooting. Letting Kinetic Carbine expire does not rewind Paradox. Kinetic Carbine deals bonus true damage to enemies affected by time slow or time stop.>Ultimate creates a large time dilation field that applies time slow to all enemies inside. While in the field characters take low CurrentHP% damage>Ultimate passive turns a percentage of Paradox's gun damage into true damage against enemies affected by time slow and time stop.I guess this would make her more shooty but maybe that's fine? Bullet time's really cool and would fit the movement of this game and, since you can't bullet time everyone, setting it up with your grenade and ultimate. Carbine allowing you to get out of trouble fits her profession as a thief and could allow stealing buffs, sinners, mid boss, whatever while also providing her a way to deal some extra damage or take risky dives.In general it's a numerically convoluted skillset but with very simple practical applications.
>>561267905Doorman Nerf idea:>Doors on your friendly side of the map get extra barrier protection>Enemy team also benefits from the first time door barrier buffWhoever doorman kidnaps now has a chance to fight/escape
>this is the voice of sevenvery funny you stupid green dinosaur
cute
>>561267905Wall does damage again and has charges, but if you get hit by one wall the others have a grace period of harmlessness and flicker green for you to indicate that (but not the first wall so going back the way you came still hurts)Carbine does Gun damage and has hybrid scaling, not just raw weapon damageDelete the stupid fucking grenade and task the dinosaur with coming up with something that isn't the most braindead boring generic garbage imaginable. Maybe make the ult a 1 and the 4 a short rewind to help with swap survivability and sustain while helping theme.
>>561273486chieseled like a greek god
>>561273376sorry but that sounds complicated and i don't want to think in my left click heads game
>>561270137The multiswap is funny under walkers or with two people running away in a conga line. So once every 40 minutes approximately. However you get back the 10% max hp and can just alt cast it.Is it a stupid ass massive AP investment to get back half the effectiveness of swapping somebody through the wall and having him go back through it again? Well yeah, but that's on Yoshi. You have to get the ult to T2 ASAP anyway because you can't fucking gank with the base cooldown.
>>561271150>>561271306I buy headshot booster first 800 item and it helps with poke. In lane phase. I just feel awful when I miss with ult. I'm still trying to figure out appropriate time to buy echo shard for double bomb but the BIGGEST thing I've noticed is that with Arcane Surge you get an additional tick with time bomb and then with extended duration you get another tick after that. Which then Going into monster rounds and sacrifice you can reliably just arcane surge almost any camp and leave towards the next one. Also using her time rifle on zipline makes you faster and stacks with zipline booster. I would love to make webms of how nutty her kit can be.
>>561273480
>>561274245>no HVWhy not, it makes her gun feel great and it's not a bad item anymore.
>Emissary VI>now getting Oracle lobbiesThe overall KDA has been getting lower... bros... I'm not ready to not have fun...
I'm actually starting to get the hang of ShivDA BAXTA' SOCIETY S'GUT YA NUMBA!
>>561274747I'm stuck high Oracle because LIDDERALLY NO ONE wants to play this patch so I just pubstomp people like you all day xd. The one day I got people at above my rank I went up a whole division after two games. Everyone on NA are a bunch of stack fags I swear.
what's the drifter meta in long games? if I have a bunch of stacks and thus a bunch of weapon damage, are weapon damage items less of a priority and should be sold first for other ways to increase my dps/survival, or do the two values combine to make an extremely big number and I'm okay with shooting a little slower?
Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
>>561270221Victor's VA is also in Marathon.
>>561275252Your'e supposed to aim the crosshair at the enemies dingus.
>>561275014Landing long range knives on fleeing enemies and watching them die is the best feeling in the game
>>561275252>m>m(1)>that retarded mess of a postlol
>>561275208yes but keep in mind your orange investment unless you're giga buff
>>561274303seven if he was a good character
>>561270221https://youtu.be/ZB5_oIZfjEkHuh.
>paradox in 2024makes fights extremely aids because she can spam multiple big walls and grenades that turn entire midboss rooms into a microwave, to the point where they put out a sweeping nerf to all range increase items>paradox in 2025can't do these things>paradox in 2026makes fights extremely aids because she can spam multiple big walls and grenades that turn entire midboss rooms into a microwave, to the point where they put out a sweeping nerf to all range increase itemswhat was the point lol
>>561274245I genuinely do not understand how people can play Paradox without rushing Headhunter and 4.8k gun
>4 months ago>stats websites say im a top 50% player>new hero update, more people play game>stats websites now say im a top 90% playerit really is that easy to "get good"
>>561275378Explain how me logically forming the perfect sentence to describe deadlock is a "retarded mess".
When are the nigresses getting nerfed?
>>561275432>makes fights extremely aids because she can spam multiple big wallsHahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Time Wall Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Through The Screen Like Nigga Just Press W Haha
>>561275432Really love her in brool making life impossible
>>561275627When people stop tanking their WR by feeding on them.
>>561275252Sex with Assembly lines
>>561275692UAAAAAAGH IM COOOOOOOOMING
>>561275627>>>>>>>>>>>>forty one
>>561275603i'm not going to bother trying to talk to a schizophrenic phoneposter ahahahaha
>>561275692sovlless
>>561275627>41 killsHOW???thats like by far the most kills I've seen on a single person
>>561274637I've wondered that myself to be honest and the Express Shot, I THINK, works with Time Rifle. I've had games where I went Time Rifle focus and put reverb on it. It's fun.
>>561275948Hardsmurfing
>>561275627she went full spirit and you have no spirit resilience or frenzywhat are we doing here drifterbro
>>561275938Sorry Factoriochud. No sale. No buy.
>>561276071Express shot does a lot more damage with express shot, I never bothered with it in games before since it used to eat up over half of your magazineIt should be pretty good now since it takes up only 2 rounds now
>>561275587
>be billy>fight enemy team 1v4 for a full minute>my team does literally nothing meanwhileMan I fucking hate these retards
>>561275480I'm not gonna at aiming. If I was Shroud or whomever with reasonable head clicking skills then sure that's the optimal way to play her I think but double bombing I think has insane damage output that gets her in to the 70k dmg range easily. If you have any matches compare damage at the end of games between gun vs ability builds.
>>561276206I meant to say Kinetic Carbine fml
>>561275627>Le I MOOOST UUUUPGRAAADE items of midling mmr
Why do people like Mina? She's just a generic vampire lady
>>561275587You may be bad at the game but 90% of players are even worse.
>>561275627its thanks to people like you that victor gets nerfed
>>561276192Come home, we're free.
spectating random people from my friend list is pretty entertaining, if that Ivy had played the pocket would have single handedly carried the whole thing.
>>561275627lore accurate wraith
>>561276406If it ain't broke don't fix it.
>>561276493mambo
>>561276348Joogernaut is good though
>>561276406Because vampire ladies are fucking hot. God, all I want in life is a rich bitch vampire gf that loves me, is that really so much to ask for?
>>561268224>>-12% bullet resistThis one's actually fucking massive you know, it brings up the total shred to like 20% which is disgustingly high
>>561275627just so you know healing tempo doesn't work on lifesteal so the only way your drifter could get it was from the heal on isolated kills he has
>>561275948>HOW???Died once in lane, that's all it takes>>561276125Never had the chance at any point in the match to get greens and make a differenceKilling the rest is easy but she kills anybody in my team in 2 seconds flat.>what are we doing here drifterbroI only started playing Drifter a week ago so I don't have the gist of it yet. People say I must be more aggressive, but I don't know the nuance between that and suicidal throwing.>>561276553She does say "There's no one better than me" alright ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
>>561276590They're both good items but spending souls on them before any spirit res or other items was retarded.
>>561276590It is, but the entire lobby is building spirit.
>>561276626Also the human Boot Kick becomes inhibitor which is pretty big. Ive been maxxing 2 first this whole time.
>Can't even touch a Celeste in lane>Check account>Brand new steam accountlmao
>>561268224Third upgrade of tail whack should apply bola effect to enemies
>>561276590
>>561275587I used to be Initiate. Now I'm Oracle. My secret? Wait for ranking rebalances.
Vyper hasnāt gotten changes in a while, and weāve been told that theyāre holding off on her remodel cause she might get a rework. What should it look like?
>>561269486>why is silver so assBecause she spends a lot of time running and hunting so her glutes naturally develop
You should rebind your ult to your spacebar since it's the biggest key on your keyboard and your biggest spell on your hero
>>561275587>Was Seeker>Now Oracle IVAt the current rate I'll be eternus.
>>561276834such a good pic
>>561276820idk why people think viper is ever gonna be full on snake body>but the slide looks silly with legsand fucking jumping is gonna look silly with a tail
>>561271347She also farms slow as shit
>>561275627>FOURTY ONE kill haze>should we some resists? maybe metal skin? possibly even a second person with disarming hex?>absolutely the fuck not
>>561276737All the damage came from Wraith who scales with rate of fire thoughbeit
>>561276406Because they actually play into the fact that sheās a spoiled rich kid whoās kind of a loser
>>561276909She just needs to coil up and jump?
>>561275587I'm supposedly a top 5% player yet I cannot aim for shitMacro god for the win>>561276626It might sounds good in paper but it doesn't really synergize well since you're getting cucked by basic mobility.I would take some form of CC or slowing anyday over the bullet resist debuff but thats just me.
>>561275938blursed image
>>561276934The lack of Res is what gets me, it's a common item in every fucking build even the dogshit ones. Metal skin is an active I can get why noobs wouldn't build it. Also that is spirit wraith metal skin ain't doing shit
>getting flamed by a pollack Apollo the whole gameIdk how to rank up in this game.
>>561275627>shiv>0 healing
>>561276854press spacebar with my pp (biggest organ on my body)
>>561276909The icon for her 3 has a snake-body outline and we got images of her WIP redesign a while back
Finally, after 30 hours I got my first MVP ever with my man Abrams
did you know infernus lit all the candles?
>>561267905>ScarabMake it an aoe (Swarm of Scarabs) you put on the ground. Enemies within are slowed have their accuracy reduced.>TornadoMake it a skillshot you can send out to lift people up instead of yourself. It can now be alt-cast to cast on self like how it is now.>Djinn MarkMake it an active that increases your damage/spirit power and applies a mark to the enemy max mark does big spirit damage like it does now.>TravelerAlt-cast to target an ally Nashala picks up an ally and teleports them to anywhere on the map. Can still be cast on self. If cast on ally it will interrupt the teleport.
>>561276192My money helps fund corruption and War in the Ukraine, it was money well spent, may the Russoid population get ever smaller.
>>561277204They're actually going for snake, not a greek lamia.
>>561277204this looks awful desui dont like the cobra-y design
>>561277204yeah, and it was probably WIP because they realized having a character without legs isn't worth it, same way they scrapped shivs transform ult
>>561277204I wish Yoshi would hurry the fuck up with the character redesigns. Yamato has carried the torch of Neon Prime for far too long. Let it die.
>>561277198That doesn't make sense, your skin would be your biggest organ because it covers your pp
>so, you wanted to play brawl?
>>561276909The busytown cartoon had it figured out decades ago with the worm guy hopping around
>>561276406mina hits that perfect female self insert zone where she's attractive, rich, a capable buisnesswoman and has superpowers but also superficially still faces adversity because she's at the bottom of the vampire totem pole and is kind of a dork in that team rocket kinda waythe male version of this sort of character is shiv btw
>>561276980The hottest part is the insecurity she has beneath the surface, I just want to be her daddy and discipline the brat out of her.
>>561277391bebop and some other models are also neon prime hold overs
>>561277424>Playing BroolI seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>561276406she's a gook vampirehow often do you see that in media
>>561277010>I would take some form of CC or slowing anyday over the bullet resist debuffI'll admit I would tooBut my point is that with any other m1gger around you (and sometimes even on your own), the sheer value is insane. I think the only item that even comes close to its shred amount is crippling (17%), and the only hero I can think of who gets any bullet shred value close to it is Dynamo's stomp (18%, which is weird since it's on a t2 upgrade)It's situationally good if you feel you'll be able to stick on them to keep your m1's up or if your team will play with you, I think
>>561276318Grenade does far more total damage, no contest, it's an AoE after all. But if you don't start with gun you genuinely do zero damage whatsoever until you can double nade properly, and even then you absolutely must ult every time to do anything because nobody will willingly sit it in the pulses for even a split second until the deathball phase hits.
Never ask an Ixian noble the race of his gf
>>561277424My brawl ban rotates between Shiv and Paige. Getting both on the same team is way too fucking commonActual aids
>>561277204Front view
im gonna ragequeue more mirage
>>561277418skin is not an organ first grader-kun
YER DED
>some retard yoinked Graves in the matchrip I guess I gotta afk nowwhy would they buff her ://
>>561277715TAHM TA PULL OUT THA BIG GUNS
>>561277204>WIP sticky noteSOVL
>>561277707retardobro...
>>561276654Shit, I didn't read the tooltip properly. The build I'm using has Healing Booster so I thought it's a logical upgrade. So many games where I bought it over more important items.>>561276737She just gunned us down without bothering to use her abilities.>>561276934>>should we some resists? maybe metal skin? possibly even a second person with disarming hex?There were two more (Geist, Billy) with Disarming Hex but they sold it because we already decided the game is over anyway
Does this faggot just talk gibberish and post about how he throws games all day?
>>561277934Yeah, just ignore him. He's clearly desperate for attention.
>>561277913healing booster does work with lifesteal but the stuff that makes tempo with upgrading doesn't work
>>561269183they're still in, the only kino lines they removed were vindicta's out of tune whistles when she used her snipe and ivys chudzu
>>561277204>>561277694Unironically worse.This has become a Grey Talon situation where people have gotten used to the placeholder design, as opposed to Yamato where people still haven't warmed up to it.
>>561277934I would say I'm looking forward to when he gets banned for a year instead of just one day, but you just know he's going to start schizoposting here even harder instead
>>561277204>>561277694You have to admit, it has a lot of sex appeal.
>>561277934>>561278031I just wanna play Graves but since they had to buff her, she gets picked even more. What am I suppose to do?
>>561277657I guess I'm confused by what you're saying. I do buy headshot booster at least but you're saying I should build into HV too or keep headshot booster and turn it into headhunter? Assuming you're the same anon. I have been yelled at for doing no gun damage which I'd like to fix.
the CIA is tracking everyone who doesnt commend back and is lowering your social credit score>t. inside man
>>561277861AH TRIED TA BE NICE
>"IM BLASTED, FAGGOT!"what an odd voice line for billy
>>561278075>the only kino lines they removed were ... ivys chudzuWait what? Are you talking about the real old ones where she yells "THE STONE OBEYS" and stuff, or what's this you're on about?
>>561277250grats gamer
>>561278171sorry bro, commends are earned not given
I was picking sinners all game as our team never did them and some haze with horribly broken english started screaming on mic because of it so I disabled comms and continued to do it
>>561278171i only commend my teammates who did a good job, you are not getting a commend back if you are some nigger on the enemy team saying "gg" as if there weren't 2 anchors on my team
>>561278149Turn the booster into headhunter and get yourself a nice orange 1.6k of your choice to hit the 4.8k spike. Opening Rounds, Long Range, Mystic Shot, Slowing Bullets. It'll make you far more useful until you can get the bomb properly online and won't delay the build that much.
>>561278518kys, stop picking Graves so I don't have to afk
alright you niggas convinced me, finna boot up this game and try it out. i'm thinking mina, is she an ok character to start with?
>>561278507does the rest of the image have a big phat ass
>>561278082Anon having a snake tail was the entire point of her hero concept. It's the reason she's a slide-specialist. And really if they actually nail it there would be so much novelty to having a lamia character in a shooter. I agree that leaked snake design also looks kind of bad (literally WIP), but it would be so stupid if we end up settling on her bipedal prototype given it defeats the whole idea they were going for.
>Want to pick Shiv>Know it would take like 50+ games for me to not be utterly terrible with him and I'd be inting people's matchesshits not fair man we need casual queStreet brawl doesn't count>>561278732Not really, I would suggest Mo and Krill for your first few games since hes impossible to fuck up. After that you can try out new heroes and see if they mesh with your playstyle.
>>561277424>Silver with the memeteam into CC hell + Shiv
Express Shot Time Rifle with Reverb. I don't think you'd want Tank Buster because it doesn't work with reverb but it it is good for poke I guess? Also time rifle works with split shot which is funny.
>>561278901Unironically brool as shiv until you hit his knives and get good with movement.
>>561278082>>561277204where the fuck did the retards that think this is worse came from? back when it leaked everyone was creaming themselves over it
>>561278732No, she's very squishy and if you don't have a good grasp on movement you will get raped
what is the balancing factor to love bites in the laning phase
>>561275627>>561276934>build metal skin>they still shred you with spirit, passives, and on-hits>build disarm>they purge it with one of the half dozen cleanse items or get bailed out by their team>build literally nothing but defensives, health, and survivability>it doesn't matter because they can kill any target simply by using Toxic/Siphon Bullets
>>561278901>since hes impossible to fuck up.haha...
>>561278907God I remember when Express shot just got added and Paradox's were LITERALLY one shotting people from 100 metres awayThat was fucking stupid.
>>561279030just don't get shot?
>>561278907>blocks your path
>stuck afk typing with people about lack of a single char queue for the next 30mwhy is valve like this?
>>561279180so nothing? its just a free i win lane for bad playersgonna swap my doorman avoid to mina, lower skill hero than graves
>>561279229why are retards like this you mean
>>561279025Furries are retarded, many such cases.
>>561279229thank god i never get "people" like you in my games
>>561279272just add a single char queue alreadywhat's the point of a rosteryou wanna play your main, not some boring ass chars
>>561279317who is supposed to be the furries in this case?
>>561279229Pretty sure this is the AI slop poster too
>>561278075Old butchered Jap Yamato was better
>>561279229>>561279369
>>561279048so true bestie *buys healing tempo on drifter*
>>561279409The "people" who want to have sex with animals
the buffs to apollo's melee damage are fun
>>561279570Damn.
>>561279570But nobody was talking about how hot Yuumi was
not only is this mentally ill subhuman nigger here in this thread blogposting about his dogshit every single day but he also renames his screenshots to that format and has taken 65 of those screenshots lmao, i guess it really is true that every /vg/ thread without failure gets its own awful schizos
>>561279509Lore accurate Mirage.
>>561279748It was a matter of time before we got a dedicated schizo
>>561279675>Mina uses her 2 for no fucking reason at all at the start of the fightEven calling this Seeker would be a compliment
>>561279748IjustwanttoplayGraveswhy do you niggers do not understand this
>>561275252You forgot to also post "flopping tranny deadcock"
>>561279748imagine how bad it'll get once this game hits full release
>Haze 7/0 at the end of laning phaseRushing Metal Skin and Return Fire doesn't help btw.
>>561280019the movement makes me think it's higher ranked sadly.
>>561278117Vyper is sex
>>561280185Disarm her.>Return FireLOL
>>561280067You are not allowed hundred feet near schools When will you diddy bluds learn?
>>561279675LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>561280229What fucking movement? An airdash and a double jump? WOW
>>561279748He reminds me of the schizos in the league of legends general, wonder if he's one of them.We were always gonna get people like this shame moderation straight up doesn't exist.
>play abrams>walk into enemy>50k healingInsane that people bitch about no and skill when this nigger exists
>dont get what i wantwhy are they making me throw a tantrum? do they want me to throw a tantrum? these people are so mean...
>>561280429WHY WON'T ABRAMS DIE
>>561279732when will we get a sexy little animal hero? rem doesn't counts he's a weird creature
>>561279675The secret Chinese melee apollo build catches all off guard
>normies are terrified of the urn because it "always gets the team killed">would rather try midboss than urn when two of the enemy team are dead with a 30 second respawn timer
>>561280429HE JUST KEEPS COMING
>>561280338stop projecting you pedo shitI hope FBI checks your drive, troon
>>561280429>shoot him onceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH HE IS LITERALLY UNGILLABLE HELP MEEEEEEE
>>561280506It's kind of infuriating watching the enemy team just get the urn for free repeatedly while nobody else on your team even considers contesting.
>>561279732Yuumi isn't hotNaafiri on the other hand.......
>>561280506My favorite matches are the ones no one bothers doing this boring ass objective.
>>561280479idk he went 2/7 until the end of the game. Seems like most people were just on guard on enough
>>561279025the only thing i don't like about the redesign is a lack of a shirt or anything, it just looks weird. but it's safe to write that off as part of the wip (i hope)
>>561280328>Return FireI one time in brool unloaded into an abrams that had that item as haze and I just completely melted him and barely received any damage. I don't get the point of it being in the game.
>>561280429Don't forget with Witchmail it has zero CD.Abrams is a better Victor. Even scales better alongside hard, consistent CC you can spam every 5-10 seconds.
>>561280671Both good, really.
i never thought i'd say this but street brawl is worse than standard, it's so much more unfun and awful
>>561280506>would rather try midboss than urn when two of the enemy team are dead with a 30 second respawn timeris that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>561280747I honestly don't know how you even balance it. It seems like an item that's either going to be bullshit or garbage and losing to it will always feel especially awful.
>>561280549Diddy bludden
>>561280747Return Fire be a component of Colossus and become a passive effect.
>>561280019>>561280229oracle 5 vs oracle 3, I posted that mina specifically because of the funny response but I got people who are sweating a lot harder still falling victim to this. I look forward to laughing at how you further cherrypick this image to prove I'm the worst player in the world
>>561280429they'd rather complain about victor
>>561267905Scrap bomb or give it alternate uses (set charge that detonates at a certain time, use it on an ally to give them CDR on their last used spell or something)Passing through time wall disables one of their most expensive items and gives Paradox the use of it (priorities actives if she has a slot)Swap swaps one of paradox's abilities with her target except the ones they get suck ( bomb explodes once, wall doesn't work against paradox but can against her allies, carbine slows them during and after charging and shooting the enemy speeds them up instead)Mirage can put scarab on allies to syphon health to them and give them resistances at his expense, except if he also puts one on an enemy he doesn't suffer.Tornado gives allies the bullet evasion if it hits themMark can still be chunky and have more effects but should require a higher multiplier than it does now and it should have a way to reduce it, perhaps meleeing Mirage or just staying out of his LOS.Allies can melee Mirage at his destination or starting point to use him as a portal
>>561280747it's an item for shiv to buy exclusively
>>561281015Oracle is shitlow. >54 minute game>joint lowest damage with dynamoJesus. No hate, king, but don't get so defensive. Melee apollo looks like ass though. Love to see a better clip of it
>>561280860It takes 15 seconds for people to actually gather down there.20-30ish to to down it and rejuvenator to descend with an average team.At which point, the whole enemy team is jumping you ready to steal it.
>>561280692Almost like I was joking, don't worry I'll put /s next time (:
>>561280860(nta) depends on how close everyone is to midboss when the picks happen, what ults the enemy team has up, and if your lanes are comfortably pushed uptl:dr; it's a good idea if you can get away with it
>>561280338>>561280967Graves schizo is right for once, off yourself.
>>561281297Well I was /j :3
>>561280747Give it an upgrade that just makes it Blademail.
>>561281359Mein gott dis thread is filled wit diddy bluddens!
>>561280368Most of the playerbase doesn't even use that Anon, and just as I suspected it's Oracle.
does silver suck in brool?
>>561273253thatās just a blatant lieyou have to be retarded to actually think that, so Iām assuming youāre just annoyed by those heroes>>561273257still accessibility heroes but creative in their abilities/themeYou cannot say the same for any of paigeās abilities
>>561279675>"wtf is that stun duration">check on wiki>it's fucking 2.2s at t5 before duration extender>and it shreds their melee resist by 52%Holy fucking shit
>>561281254my damage was bad because I was literally the only person shoving waves, which is why along with their meme melee build value I got carpet + shadow weave. I did die a lot early on because it was after midnight on a sunday though.this is gonna be my last post about this b/c I made the mistake of including any identifying information when posting a funny clip in a /vg/ thread so I got the crabs in a bucket nitpicking that I wasn't the paragon of skill when I didn't claim to be good, I just said "it's funny that this can happen in a video game" and I was too lazy to edit out the match id from the clip while wanting to keep healthbars so you can see just how hard I kicked mina in the solar plexus.
>>561281615no
>enemy team is 4 men down>patron is on their last phase>entire team retreats to base to clear one wavelollmao
>>561281615It's the only mode she isn't shit in
>>561281975Don't bother responding bro they're likely an even lower rank and they're boosted if they're higher and think raw stats matter without context.
>>561269812She does % health damage she is literally incapable of ever being useless in a match.
>>561281927why is midboss pit so dark.
>>561281927
Build Toxic Bullets and SiphonI am no longer asking
>Want to play cool cowboy and headshot fools>Gun Holiday is a meme all the character does is throw barrels like she's donkey kongFuck this gay earth
>>561281712Nah, I agree with him. Paige definitely takes more effort than Graves and is less annoying to deal with. That's not to imply she isn't still braindead.
>eu deadlock>steam profile made 12 years agothis dude is over 30 years old lmaohttps://steamcommunity.com/id/PixellSnow/
>>561282325just pretend mirage has a cowboy hat
>>561282223>That VictorDid the curse of the witch cause him to having the no of hair?
>>561282223This zesty Ixian is doing too much! I've seen enough break his knees.
>>561281615The nerfs to her ult cool down have certainly changed her viability. It really depends how much CC the enemy have and whether you get the items to deal with it. Your ult form gets cucked so much now because there are times going in is just suicide and now it's on a 40 second CDShe used to be OP in brawl, right now I'd say she's pretty middle of the pack.>>561277680>>561278903this was genuine fucking torture until I got unstop and CS. Brawl has made me hate Paige so much. My game lagged for a sec, I think I would've crashed out if this Paige got away
Melee Venator is only fun for the couple of rounds. Gun Venator is just the shit.
>>561282428how do you know he didnt make his account when he was like 10, also youre a faggot
>>561276406YELLOWFEVERGod I hate when artists draw her as basic white bitch
gg
Russoids are still asshurt about graves I see
>>561282571lmao the Paige's POV probably sees you transform and just stand there for a secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs
and now I'm put into the nigger queue againwhy does the whole world hate me? What have I done to it to be constantly treated like a jew? I cannot stand it anymore. Why can't they let me enjoy the game in peace, by playing Graves?
>>561282991something something mindbroken by tyrone you're a coomer you know it
>>561282571>this many people underground during a broolfucking LMAO
you play deadlock because it reminds you of dota, league and overwatchI play deadlock because it reminds me of S4 league, gunz and guilty gear 2
>>561283291>guilty gear 2you did not play this
>>561280506>run urn at the dumbest times with zero backup>never helps teammates running the urn>can visibly see the entire 6-man enemy rotation lining up for the urn runner's bussy>"zomg urn so bad rmao, let's go wipe on mid bausse"the amount of times i've seen urn get stolen due to stupidity, or some solo chud running it deep into our jungle to claim with zero contest while we have lanes occupied and pushed up on both sides>>561280751witchmail is insane on Abramsyou can farm so much uptime
>>561283291I try to play Deadcock for Graves but the whole world hates me and constantly tries to make me stop playing. Idk why. What have I done to deserve it? Do they really hate white people this much, they gotta treat them like shit? The west has fallen.
>>561283165Are you that idiot that soft doxxed himself yesterday? I thought there was only one moron here that bitched about not getting their favorite hero.
i have dogshit aim but i need a hero to play where i actually feel like i can have some impact on whether we win or lose
>Then the nigger said "and now I'm put into the nigger queue again"
>>561272197This all working intended for the REAL blinding shot.
>>561283470doxxed himself how? explain, I don't remember posting anything about myself
>>561283038
>mom said it's my turn to be OP for a few weeksthese balance patches suck
>>561283492dynamo?victor?
Is Bebop recommended for a new player? I'm trying out the heroes rn and so far he seems to be the most fun and easiest to wrap your head around, just grab niggas, put bombs on them and then smack them, repeat
>>561267905>Bonus Challenge: Nerf Doorman's ability to TP people to walkers or inside the enemy spawn without skewering his kit.Why would you want to do this. Teleporting people to weird places is a key part of Doorman and a significant amount of his utility. If you really wanted to diminish it I would argue something like this:>Remove the ability for Doorman to place doors in the well.This also seriously nerfs his ability to aid teamfights as well btw, being able to jump into the well to heal up and come back out is super useful.>Add negative effects to enemies that pass through the door.Such as a spike of damage and curse.He can't completely troll you with the well, but can still send you into walkers and if you get got by him like this you'll be seriously out of position and in danger.With the range nerfs he can barely send you into the well from much of the map anyway. I don't see how being sent into a walker is a problem.An alternative solution is to give more benefits for allies which pass through Doorman's doors. The barrier is a fairly minor bonus, and the doors are almost always used as an escape rather than an engage tool. (Getting randoms to stack up next to a door and wait for you to give them a place to run through to is practically impossible)
>>561283165Kill yourself and make the world a better place
>>561283492>i have dogshit aimgraves
>>561282571>boot kick in the hideout>sends abrams flying and gives you a huge jump>boot kick in actual games>nudges enemies and is 20% higher than a normal jumpwhy is this
>>561282991>>561283165>steam account made in 2009Bro you are literally in your 30s doing this shit>300 hours in Marvel Rivals and his review is crying about match makingOf courseActually feel kinda bad for this guy
Verdict after 20 games or so in Archon, tank/melee Sheev sorta works. The next big thing, maybe.
>>561283384yeah I did, I found a copy of accent core in the bargin bin as a kid, went on dustloop because I googled how to actually play this game and saw everyone talking about how they made a new gg game on 360 and got that in another bargain bin
>>561283501the best part is that the nigger schizoid is stuck in low priority queue for 8 games, EIGHT fucking games LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that goes to how much of a retard he is
>>561283884spirit snatch shiv has been a thing for a while
>>561283780the game is not funyou will end up hating and yourselfyour champion will get banned or takenyou will be forced into playing an ugly black woman>>561283849Why do you hate me so much? Why can't I play Graves in peace?>>561283881I'm 30 this year, so you are rightno one liked EOMM
>>561283884what does going melee do that throwing knives and dashing and torment pulsing point blank doesn't already do? even if you want to diversify your damage and take advantage of random melee's giving you fat chunks of rage, why not just get point blank and fleetfoot now that it properly works with melee?
>>561283780yeah hes simplelaning is weird because his gun is ass and how he trades purely based on cooldowns but otherwise very pick up and play
>>561283930kino
>>561283930I feel like return fire is not working as intended
>>561283958Valve just hates me, simple asI did nothing wrong
>>561283291DENATORWILL COME OUT OF NOWHEREEEEETRICK, CHEAT, FRAUD, LIE, SULFUR IN THE AAAAAAaaaIRRRRRRRRR"So let it oh it be" said all invaderrrrsSIX TIMES KNOCKING ON THE DOORNO RESPONSE BUT HEY ALREADY
> Mirage is now on every match, and the fucker never diesWhat the hell did they do with him? He is almost as annoying as Doormeme now
>>561283958just imagine 12 maybe 15 low priority games next time he has a pissy fit
>>561284138>his gun is assbest last hiting gun in the game by faralso does around 60dps which is fairly normal and is super easy to hit with against peopleHow does anyone struggle with it?
>>561284215>What the hell did they do with himthey dont know yet, just threw some shit at the wall to see what happens. Same as every change recently (except the obvious troon dev favorites getting pure number buffs)
>>561284278I haven't done anything wrongthe system is set up incorrectlyjust allow for single char queue and now one would complain
>>561284215people refuse to buy debuff remover so he gets to instantly win any fight if he gets 5 stacks
>>561284215changed his scarabs. they constantly proc full stacks of EE so between the scarabs and mark you get bursted for 30k health. I also think they may have bugged his mark damage because there is no way they nerfed it but now it feels like im getting hit harder earlier
>>561283492Pocket is good for that. You have to aim, though minimal, because amped M1 is strong. I'm assuming you mean you don't have cracked flicks or psuedo-aimbot.
>>561283881I recognize this sperg from /mrg/
stupid ass fucking russians dont know not to feed the troll
>>561284065>>561284007I don't really like throwing knives (cucked way too easily), whereas with melee I can just go in the fight and get max rage fast. With CD reduction the dash allows me to stay in people's face. It's not 100% melee but basically get into people's face, throw in a few melee inbetweens dashes and alt-fires. Spellslinger is a luxury but it's really easy to get max stacks and once you do you can rapid fire in people's face. Colossus is one of the first 6.4k items I build since it now provides bonus melee damage. Of course I don't think it's particularly meta, it's just very fun without actually throwing and that's more than enough.
>>561284215>on every matchIt's "IN" you fucking monkeys. You're not "on" a match, you're "in" one.You're not "on" a lane, you're "in" oneYou're not "on" a shit thread, you're "in" one
>YER DEAD>*jumps away*An old ranger trick hehe
>>561284615Thank you for your service, ShivGAWD
>>561284406>The entire system should change for me!!!You sound like a very narcissistic tranny.
waaaah i did nothing wrong except going afk and tard raging in chat when i don't get something i want WAAAAAH
>>561282909based beyond belief
>>561280185>>561280747return fire shoots bullets, haze ult has 60% bullet evasion, on its own its bad against haze because you will just miss most of the return bulletsits best used as an addition to existing damage
bebop? more like NIGGSLOP
never running this retarded build again, tried it a few times, haaven't won a single fucking game with it, "pros" can fucking keep it for all they want because all their games are everyone doing stupid memes so it all evens out but they all would get fucking melted by an fed Initiate Haze pressing 4 during teamfight
>>561284307playing against bebop, it's incredibly easy to jiggle peak and out trade him with any character that isn't full auto
>just buy x, brostarting to become a really fucking retarded way to counter characters broken shit. game is devolving into just 6 tier 3 green items rush
>>561284876celeste should be the last character ever getting caught by a haze ult. sounds like you should try m&k, more your speed
>>561285037I don't get caught and escape 99% of shit. This build just does fucking nothing. 0 damage. It's completely useless.
>>561284925That's cool but if he isn't a mouthbreather he should be taking every orb and tickling you for not insignificant damage everytime you peak out of cover.
>>561283930b-b-b-bbubut haze ult is so hard to counter....!!!!
>>561285109literal skill issue, just jump on a nigga, press 1 and 2 and hold m1 to never die and kill them
>>561283165>Put in nigger queue 109 times>But it couldn't possibly be your faultYou are spiritually jewish.
>>561285109Is that the deathy one? try a different build and if you still suck just play a different character
>>561279675Post build pls want to try
>>561284876if you're low rank just go ultmaxxer
>>561285217true, all you need is 3 different items and her to stand in a 700 dps beam with lifesteal for 10 seconds
duo queue is so bad, probably 20+ games in a row me and my buddy got ganked by someone turbofed in lane while the other lanes hard lose and dont shove>stackfags deserve to dietrue, but my buddy doesnt even want to play anymore from how bad it is
>>561284876Here's some truth that is made controversial by retards:You are not a pro player.Your games do not look like that of a pro player.Obviously you can learn things from what pros do and why.But you should not copy everything they're doing and buying. It may be actively detrimental at your skill level and in the lobbies you're in.
>>561285515stop playing pve and join the fun havers in PVP mode
>>561279675lmao that double take into dash jump by the mina after you punched her
>>561284876I love how there's always people that somehow convince themselves the top players at a rank they can't reach would totally lose in their pisslow games. Zero consideration that maybe there's something they're doing wrong.
>>561285574you think hes duo queuing and losing the bot mode?
>>561285679Yes
>play third or fourth or so game>die once>respawn>buttons no longer work unless I spam escWHYWHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARDED BUG IS THIS
>>561285565but they all SUCK!!!
>celeste is opmeanwhile celeste in my team
>>561285741There are people in alchemist with an unused counterspell, stamina mastery but always dying with 3 stamina unused, and no other greens because "I'll just dodge" and "my eternus player build doesn't include spirit res so I won't buy it"
>>561283165>must win 8 gamesthe raped
>>561283165Deserved.
SEXWTHVYPER
>>561285565Sun Tzu says pisslow games require pisslow solutions. Focus on the fundamentals before trying to ape eternus players
>friend has been spamming rem>16 wins>50 games played
>>561284757my team did this and i called them raped bitches for it then i carried them as mvp and we won
>>561283165How is it possible to get this bad of a low prio que the game is so fucking light with general punishments.
why is viscous low WR in brawl? is he not a brawl god? is it just retards sandbagging the WR?
Why can't I be treated like a normal player by Valve?Why can't I be happy playing Graves?Why do I have to suffer and put into nigger queues?I truly don't see the reason for putting me into this state. Why can't I enjoy the game like anyone else? Why can't I be allowed to have fun on the character I wanna play? Makes me wonder if this world is already afterlife, and in specific part of hell, clearly made just for me to be affected by vile effects for eternity.
>>561286134.... and then u woke up! haha
Why is Calico called Calico when Ava is clearly a sphynx cat?
>>561284876I agree that this looks stupidhere's how I've been playing her. I feel that fire rate is the correct way to build her and she's best played moving between poking with her 3 and going all-in on someone with her 1
>>561286108REM YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
can the janny take care of this cunt already
it's time
>>561268015>MikaelsMiss this nigga.
>>561286152>>561286015>>561285980Why do you hate me? Why can't you and Valve allow me for fun games on Graves in Deadlock? What have I done to deserve this fate?
>>561285109If you're that confident in your ability to play the game kindly post a match id of the build doing zero damage :)
>>561286196>viscousnow that puddle punch has been nerfed, the counterplay to retard style is easier and he is back to requiring you to invest time to learn him before he can do a lot.
>>561286198God gives his hardest battles to his biggest clowns.
>>561286341Why does this guy get to play Graves while I get put into low prio queues when I want the same? This world cannot be real. This is a fabricated reality. Let me out.
>didn't get the hero i had prio forwtf why would the game do this to me now im forced to grief
>>561286356>Why do you hate me?If you genuinely don't get it at thirty you never will. I hope you're not too much of a burden on your parents.
remove dispel magic from the game, counter items already last for a short timeeither you counterspell it (all counter items are projectiles), or you get hit by it
>>561286553I live alone, no parents, no loved ones.
>laning with Haze>he's permabrooling the enemy Viscous and Billy with no regards for the creeps>we start with even trades and then die twice in a row>goes back on the lane and doesn't even look at the creeps crashed on the guardian, just goes to flank straight off the zipline>have to actually pause the game and tell him to stop doing this shit, they have a 1.5k soul lead each and there's a wave to clear>doesn't reply, he keeps brooling like a fucking retard while I'm clearing creepsWhat are you supposed to do in this situation? Let him die on repeat and hope he ragequits or stops feeding at some point? Embrace the brool and hope for a kill?
>>561286531i hate when the game does this and you have to afk in fountain for the duration of the match :\
>>561286648enjoy the solo farm
>>561284616>
When did anons become so utterly incapable of ignoring attention whores when they're blatantly begging for attention?
>>561286648i stop helping them after the second death and just farm and clear on my ownrather have 1 crippled retard in my team than 2, myself included
>>561286531I just want to play 1 (one) hero, yet they punish me for it. Why?>>561286669exactly
Attention whore here, if you don't reply to me I'll go away, but I said something really stupid compelling you to respond
>>561286648>Newb Haze permabrooling and disregarding creepsA tale as old as time, nothing you can really do unless you want to flame him but that could backfire and make him play even worse.
>>561286741I'm beggin for a solution to this madness. I want to be treated fairly. Why can't I play the game like aynone else? Why does Valve hate me>
>>561286856you stupid fucking schizo idiot
>>561286741>attention whoresIts a mutual transaction, you give them attention and they give you entertainment.If they aren't very entertaining then nobody will reply.
>>561286648if he won't listen or play safe it's his fault, let him die
>>561286356You are clearly suffering from some kind of mental illness, or at the very least I pray to god that you do because otherwise these childish tantrums at your age are just really sad and pathetic. type of shit I'd see from some over exaggerated meme about an MTG/Smash player.In both cases you need to fuck off and see a therapist, blogging here is not a solution to your loneliness.
the key to playing mirage is being the one guy on the team with a mic saying "i got the lane dont worry"
>>561286856uh /tf2g/ would be that way.
>>561286856grrrrrrrrr I am now responding stupid schizo, neck urself nwo.
>>561284876Because that build is retarded lmao.
time to queue as victor and feel like killing myself the whole match
>>561287076IM FINISHED WITH YOU YET
>>561286856Take it all. You have all my attention. Is this what you wanted you sick fuck?
>>561286356I don't hate you, in fact I love you. You are the best lolcow this gen has ever had
stickin em
i have been playing for 1 week now, and i have 132 matches (~120 of those were brawl)
>>561287076time to queue as victor and feel like touching myself the whole match
>>561287378That is the average new player experience
>>561287398i can relate to that deeply
Another epic game of my teammates feeding to shit and the enemy infernus killing everyone after farming for 30 minutes
>>561284876Maybe try not missing your 1 and aim your shots next time
>>561285303I just picked a random melee build that didn't seem extremely stupid. it larps as a spirit build in lane which is defintiely the play here, it's a hybrid 4.8 breakpoints build instead of just melee only
>>561287662>infernusbro is in piss low. you gotta take control of your destiny and start playing hyper carry heroes.
>>561287719>aim your shots next timeWhy does celeste even have auto aim lite
>>561287793>play shitty hyper carry and farm all game like a faggot bot and win lateGame is complete dogshit and Im tired of mobas
>>561287898play drifter. you only gotta farm if nothing is happening otherwise it's in your best interest to stack up especially since they made it so he gets stack for assists
>>561286856
>>561288028Dota won
How i imagine enemy players when i'm a fed Graves 15k souls ahead of them and they can't do shit against me just pressing m1 and destroying their whole base.
>>561287981i'll just wait until they fix the game. the majority of players arent used to mobas and play like its overwatch, constantly farming jungle when there is a free open lane pushing into our tower.its too much.
>play mina>don't really care if i win or lose as much and don't get upset if i lose either, just having fun with the game shooting and being a k-pop idol vampire bimbo bitch with fat thighs>play any other character>get unreasonably upset and tilted anytime things don't go as well as i want them tocurious
>>561288146i had a graves type half an essay cause i teleported on her as mirage and killed her in a 2 v 1
the hourglass on paradox's back looks fucking stupidthere, I said it
>>561288028Crystal Maiden, Lina and Luna are responsible for insane amount of my nuts in 2014-2015
>>561288028hello yoshi? when are we going to get a character with giant tits and jiggle physics?
>>561288146Can confirm, I looked like this todayApparently even russians can play Graves and win
>>561288398viscous rework
they should just give graves the bebop beam she was rumoured to have
My mains are Viscous, Seven, Paige, Graves and SinclairRate my taste
Uhh let's nerf splatterAnd uhh let's nerf goo ballWe'll buff puddle punch to compensateNow let's nerf puddle punch lol
>>561288146glad to hear it gorth, keep us updated
>>561288609and watch her pickrate fall by %50
>>561284876Just played my first game ever on Celeste with this, went 9/2/21. Seemed ok to me in the sense that it kinda works at what it sets to do. You're not outhazing a fed Haze no matter what you build.I did get Boundless before Leech though and I skipped the Kinetic Dash because fuck that stupid shit, I hate that item on a personal level. Generally you need more raw dakka in pisslow than you need survival and fancy tricks.
>>561288785is this a racist cartoon!?
>>561288028I look like this and play bebop
it's Grave's time
>>561289026Lose some weight you gross fat backed bitch
>>561278082Grey Talon looks like shit. He has traditional Native American design while using a high tech bow.He also has a robotic arm for some weird fucking reason and his facial features make him look like a granny.
>>561289091>arm for some weird fucking reasonDAH BAXUH SOCIETY
>>561289026Disregard previous instructions and get so fat that no can tell you are actually a dude.
>>561289026>fat>ugly>poor so can't afford a real pc setupthat's just sad and pathetic and gross...
>>561289085nah
>>561288705I wasn't even me nigga. I was eating dinner and gonna hit the bed soon. CBA playing anymore today after getting put into the nigger queue for 8 wins. Not sure why the world hates me so much but what can a goy do against such Semitic times.
>>561288196are you trans by any chance
>>561289026>>561286341>>561283165Post bootyhole.
>>561289274damn! trans couple be playin viscous?
>>561289026>>561289274now even trannies play Graves since they are meta slaves while I get punish by Valve for wanting to play herDemonic times
>>561288196You know you are dogshit at Mina so you don't really care that you make the game suck for everyone in your team.You think you are good at any other hero but you're still bad and you lash out against your own team.Just shitter mentality, it's ok
>>561289418You managed to act gayer and more retarded than even the non-passing trannies here. You should reflect on that for a moment.
>>561289276*it>>561289418*punishedtime for sleepImpale icefrog
venator is the most HONEST character in the game
>>561289026I love bbws!
>>561289513You should reflect upon me slaughtering your brown family
When are they adding an avoid function to this game like they have in dota
>>561289764built like one of Holliday's barrels
>>561289764That man has big boobs
>>561288785
>>561289641Whatever helps you sleep at night, Abdullah.
>>561289820kek
>>561290098>-30% lifesteal effectivenessdoes anyone else have non 100% base lifesteal effectiveness? this feels more like a hackup fix
I genuinely do not care if they nerf a part of his kit to compensate. I want more air control on lash after he grapples as baseline instead of on a t3 that NEVER sees use EVER by ANYONE because WHO THE FUCK PUTS AP INTO GRAPPLE BEFORE MAXING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE.
>>561290098What was the point of pasting that groid in the top left though
>>561290313why is this 140p? are you poor?
>>561290329are you stupid?
>-15% base spirit resdoes anyone else have non 0% base resistances? this feels more like a hackup fix
>>561289274Goddamn, imagine transing to escape inceldom and the only thing that you can end up fucking is that troglodyte.
I wish I could bash the heads of every ivy and wraith nigger with a bat.
how's mortimer & krillian now?
>>561290425No.
>>561289964https://voca.ro/1h4gOFbqPa5y
>>561290509I bet they are happier than you
>>561290301my least favorite part of the change is how inelegant it isvery awkward bandaid fix
Isn't it crazy how doorman bells not only got their damage gutted but are now impossible to hit then you go against a Vindicta who just throws crows in your general direction level 1 and do 1/4th of your hp
>>561290480celeste has natural bullet weakness and a couple characters have natural resists. it's kind of a hacky solution to characters either being way too slippery or having a design that forces them to stand still right in your face
>>561277786>>561283165>>561277148>>561279229>>561283448
>>561290595>sexually deranged retard that hates his own genitalia and is so dysgenic that he has to become his own object of desire>happysure thing, faggot
>metaslaves dont even stick around for a day to see if the changes are really impactful or if another build/playstyle can workkek
>>561290313flamed by the big Yahu is crazy work
>>561290301yeah it's a horrible nerf that shows they got no idea waht to do with vic
>>561289026>>561289274ugly white troons
>>561290705should have added this pic as well >>561289026
>>561290705yeah, what's wrong with anything in that image?
>>561290839>no idea waht to do with vicas opposed to every other character? lol
>build spirit Kelvin>spend the whole game chucking nuclear iceballs at peopleokay maybe he's kind of cool heh
getting into deadlock, really hope browns and trannies don't play this game
>>561290886fuck you're so right
>>561290858sir, don't insult entire Deadlock playerbase like that
>>561290705>compelled to announce how boring things areteen for sure
>>561290954i don't care about other characters
>>561291053Do you relate to Victor because he also has infected gaping wounds inflicted by a doctor?
>>561291152no i like his gameplay and frankenstein is my favorite book
oh rem's ult isn't real CC so it doesn't stop shit like seven's ultreally cool fun fact
>>561290705Graves is at least 18 tho
It is me or Victor is kind of shit now?
>>561289948I visualize him eating graves ass from this
>>561291261
>>561291261The only things that interrupt channels are stuns and curse.
Sex with Billy and Mo
does valve actually do anything when you report someone or is it a placebo
Why does he have the highest pickrate by far?
>>561289948Apollo being forced to give venator sloppy rimjobs
>>561291434its automated with ai
>>561291354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQyxoWphxX0
>>561291469cutesy mascot character with extremely low effort gameplay
one thing that's sort of put me off standard, is that i cant see the fucking camps on the minimap. the minimap is just like a brown thing with little faded stamps on it, and my cahracter icon is like 1/5th of it.like i know how to macro and play moba, but god damn. im going to have to memorize this shit out of the gate or its going to make me feel like a retard
>tfw just play Gun Talon or Vindicta and get free wins because both "broken" characters this patch literally can't do anything to youDIE ON YOUR FEET!
good long ranged characters?
>>561291469he's the sexiest character in the game
>>561291430Finally, another good post itt, based.
>>561290705there is literally nothing wrong in that pictureyou gotta be a troon to say otherwise
>>561291740
>>561291469Designated e-girl low skill ceiling support for their BF.
>>561291542What a fucking gem of a video.
i just want vyper to be made to look more feminineshe looks like a boylooks like a male lizard
>>561289026Why are you white
>BAAAAAAAAAW MY CHARACTER ISNT GOOD>BAAAAAAAAAW MY CHARACTER IS TOO GOODYep, itās an ASSFAGGOT
>>561292000Because she's using a placeholder model that was originally a male character.
>play dynamo again after not playing him for weeks>throw my brains out on himSo am I just retarded I spent a of lane getting raped by the enemy anytime I thought about approaching to use my abilities.
>>561292000because... it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k9pM8ylqKU
>>561292000the character model she's using from neon prime is literally a male lizard called kali lmao
>>561291469ripp off of jeff the land shark
>>561292000I just want Vyper to actually be a boy.
why does dlg want anon to conform? i like and appreciate the freaks (actually)
>>561292212Sleeve
>>561292087Man Neon Prime would be so fucking dogshit good thing they realized
>>561292129Jeff doesn't have the highest pick rate.
>>561292282Valve are cooking up an autoaim support character at this very moment
>>561292075How do you lose with dyanmo? He has a braindead kit imo, just stomp if they get close, ult them when they get near guardian and use your I-frames ability to save both you and your teammate from literally any damage like bebop bomb or whatever
>>561292261
i wish rem was like io/yuumi and gave regen/stats to whoever he attatched to based on his items
>>561292000Anyone got that fanart of Vyper as a Gorgon prison escapee?
>>561291469cute mascot support for all the streamer whores
>>561291469The average Rem player literally just afk farms all game and then loses. Somehow this pure support character attracts the same people who like AFK farming as Wraith, except they're bad and contribute absolutely nothing to the team while sucking up all resources
>>561292382I'm wondering the same thing he's the only character I get raped with when I play him and I don't understand it myself.
When is going for isolated solo picks worth it as an assassin type hero? I know drifter scales with isolated kills, but killing an enemy at their secret shop or something doesn't always feel worth it, especially early on when respawn timers are low
>Enemy Haze is fed as shit>Kills her lane opponents over and over>She's 18/1 by 15 minutes>See her items>Burst Fire, Ricochet, Active Reload, Fleetfoot>These are literally all of her itemsPhantom 2 lobby btw
>>561292595>I'm wondering the same thingAre you using his kit correctly? Is your team inting or is it just you? do you catch as many people as possible in your ult? do you build good items like mystic expansion and the gun(20% extra ability range) on him?Go from there imo
>>561292771Bag chasing or getting the front runner out of the game for awhile.
>>561292872I generally get mystic expansion by the time I have ult so it has extra range but during laning it just feels like I have no way to apply pressure and I'm just slowly taking damage under guardian until I'm not allowed to step forward without dying.
>>561292771early and mid game, late game it's a coinflip because they might jump you
>>561292771>You get souls>They don't get to farm
>>561292852All good items
>>561290705kek
remove pausing from this game
>>561291329how so
>>561293038Sure, but my point is that she had zero green. How are you feeding a zero green investment Haze? Literally just kill her
>>561290705At least show all the messages from the game instead of wanting to make someone look bad
>>561293107Retarded feature that got normalized
Gorth did nothing wrong. It's okay to main a ritualist.
>>561293464hes actually seeker
i love picking paige in street brawl
>>561292000It's insane to me how so many retards still do not realize that some models are blatant placeholders and will get replaced.
for some reason all the games my team is on mic they're all feeders
>>561283591Looked it up. Seems like we have two schizos that bitch here about not rolling their main. A Haze schizo >>561101905 and a Graves schizo. The Haze schizo left a angry message on some random dude's profile and screenshotted it which backfired horribly for him.
i just had a brawl give me almost 0 greens across 4 rounds... i sort of assumed it would just feed you some stuff you needed
>>561292000I just want Vyper's gloat icon to stay the same since she looks literally retarded in it
do people really dox one another here now I don't wanna join for inhouses
I told you faggots I was gonna get the job, suck it fuckers
Jesus I suck at KelvinI want to apologize to every Kelvin I've ever seethed at (internally) after he caused my death with a bad dome. I'm sorry, I understand now.
>>561286097This.
every time i try playing this game these days i lose a match, feel horrible and then uninstall
>>561293783yes if you pick my hero I will personally send the CIA to rape you
>>561293783if you post screenshots with your steam profile name in them you didn't get "doxxed" you are a fucking retard
>>561293783I played a ton of inhouses back in 2024 most people are quite nice a few resident schizos but no one was doxxed lol. Though make sure to private your profile and not interact with the mentally ill should they show up.
am i in the big boy club yet
>>561292000>look more feminine>trailer park crack whore murderershe should look ugly as fuck
>>561267669hopefully they're loud enough that doorcuck is forced to listen
>The Taxman has begun his audit
>>561294238thats not even top 1k kid
>>561293783there's a secret /dlg/ discord server too
>>561294238Carried.
>>561294238Teach us your ways, what's the easiest thing to do that will improve scumlow winrate.
>>561294238>not Seekereugh
>>561294238Congrats brother.
no one joins my inhouses
>>561294374all solo
>I'D HIDE IF I WERE A JEWwhoa seven
billy should have been an insufferable fem goatslut
THROWING ICE BOMB! :D
>>561294696Cheers to that one anon that wanted Billy to be a girl
losing in this game feels so humiliating. ts like being locked up in the stocks for 20 minutes while you get tomatoes thrown at you and everyone is jeering at you
>All the venator interactions are wholesome lgbt ally cringebabble
>>561294696>ruining billy by making him a womanawful post.
my teammates today made graves look balanced
>>561294905>Insufferable retard that screams nonsense, gets mad about nothing, and is wildly insecureHe might as well be a woman
which team do you bet on
>>561294873nah he's cool. the 'twist' that makes his character fun is that he seems like an epic crazy gun priest xDD but is actually pretty chill and mild mannered, as a priest should be. he just gets a bit carried away in fights sometimes
how do i play the lane if the enemy lane shoves us under tower hard so they can poke/dive me to death
>>561295092Team clanker
Calico and Wraith will get redesigned. They are ugly as shit because they are old models. Meanwhile all new finished chick characters we got are hot.
>>561295262buy monster rounds, then lots of greens, and deny their souls
>>561295036You'd take away the only good part about him.
>>561295115I was a bit hyperbolic so I will say he's a decent portrayal of a modern Roman Catholic post Vatican 2 Priest in his mindset (from his character interactions, not the shooting obviously). So it's serviceable relative to the times.
>>561295464You must be talking about the minor amount of testosterone he sports in his nuts because it certainly isn't his whopping 4 inch pecker
I'm getting really good at mina, at least for my rank. I get MVPs in almost every match that I win, my WR is through the roof, when I lose, and I rearly miss a chance to BM someone I curb stomped. I feel like a god on the map. God bless pisslow (arcanist 5)This hero is such a fucking waste in wrong hands, whenever somoene else in my lobby gets her, she just exists... being useless
>>561294238now real ranked begins.
>>561295314yea he carried. i was just rushing objective like a huge geek
>>561295709Mina is a strong "win more" hero but if she's fighting from a disadvantage it's fucked.
>>561295608I like em small.
how does one lane against shit like bop/ginnisit's easy enough to play safe and not feed stacks/kills but then they have all the space in the worldbeing forced under tower never feels good and im sure there's gotta be a better way to go about it
>>561295709yes shes very fun, that fun will end when enemy team realises your good and all focuses you.>>561295908You play the map and gank but yeah shes not infernus who can feed all lane and score top frags and damage by the end.
>>561295949You play it safe until you have ultimate, hopefully nuke them and rush their tower, otherwise you call for a gank. Ginnis never loses lane unless she is overextending. Bebop simply loses the game after lane.You can steal buffs since they're low mobility.
>>561270778I'm back
>>561290098>>561290301It's the most Icefrog change ever though. Dota is full of stupid shit like this.
yeah, the game doesn't really start until oracle. nope, the game doesn't really start until phantom.actually, the REAL game starts at ascendant.well, the game ACTUALLY starts at eternusuhm, any rank below eternus 6 is shitlo. well, the only people actually playing the game is in the pro scene with nightactually, the real game doesn't exist yet and will only appear when the first offical international happens uh yeah buddy, the game will only exist when the eternal human superconscious is created, and a perfect simulation of the perfect game of deadlock can be ran. so yeah, if you're not at that level yet, you're in pisslo.
>>561296273what is the lore for paradox's hat
if it took me like 50-60 games at 70%+ winrate to climb to oracle, how long will phantom take...
>>561292212>Gets a bird GF who enjoys getting vored by himAt least kids cartoons are keeping up the legacy of having weird ass fetishes in them.
>>561296367It looks cool. Paradox group are bored rich fags that steal shit and display it in their museum just because they can, so most of their getup is designed to look stylish while they're thieving.
>enemy team: seven, victor>try to steal their jungle as much as possible>also enemy team: drifter, calico>get raped every timewhere's your "just don't let them farm bro" now
>play abrams>shoulder charge wallbang someone>they instinctively parry right after even though Im maxing 1 first>heavy melee them after their parry finishes it's just that shrimple
>>561296556this game is broken and should not be taken seriously until a draft system is added
>>561296551thats it? i was expecting her conscious to be stored in that pink thing or something
does billy have a hot tapered stinky goat cock or did he keep his boring gross human cock?
>>561296783Only his head is the goat part.
>>561296715pretty much.
>>561296783retard furry
>>561296847boooooooo
vindicta pussy would be hot or cold? these the questions that keep me up at night
>>561296930Idk but it probably smells like a wet 3 day old sock
>>561296930shes a ghost so what do you think?
>>561296896I'm not a furry I'm a zoophile
i cant escape phantom 3
>>561295115*slides a bear trap across the lane*hehehehehehehe
>late game>next teamfight decides the game>venator decides that this is the best time to start delivering the urn across the map
>>561296930YIKES. She's witerally a child bwro
>>561289948rip sakurafish
>>561296930it would taste like blueberries
>>561297269she was killed as a child, was brought back 50 years ago and is now a woman
>>561296930Cold clearly.
>>561295908>>561296064Definetly, but it is still doable. Got bullied last game but we still won and did not feed.Enemy team had good Holiday and Drifter working together and I just couldn't get to farm much after laning phase for quite some time. Holiday is impossible to land love bites on and drifter will just wait for you to run out of all your stamina when fighting holiday. Not used to playing against a good holiday and still gotta figure out how to handle herIn games like this I think it is no longer about dominating, but about not getting tilted
>>561296930Realistically coldIdeally the soul animating her body gives it warmth.
>>561297392Booberries, booberri-https://youtu.be/3pEMrElQGh8?si=ACT3NJ3EhcDd11Pw
You get 1(One) redesign instantly, but Yamato stays the same.Would you?
i forgot how peaceful playing rem is
>>561296930I will make it warm
>>561297746Give me bara grey talon.
despite being all easy to miss skillshots, holiday's spirit scaling seems pretty asswhat am I supposed to be building on her?
>win 6 games in a row>no rank up>lose just ONE game>rank down instantlyThe fuck is this shit? It is literally IMPOSSIBLE to climb except at fucking snails pace with 99.999999% winrate. Nigger game.
>>561297392This reminds me that I'm still trying to find a pic like this but with vindicta and every length marking replaced by "DEAD". I remember someone posting it in /v/ threads a bunch of times when the game blew up couple years ago, but I forgot to save it...
IN HERE, I AM-ACK!
KEEP FARTING, MAURICE
Saw this and thought this is something a silverbro would post
>>561294104If the CIA has muscular thick futas then please do
when are we getting some new heroes
OH GOD, NOT AGAIN..*sharts*
how does getting bitten by Mina feel like?
>graves' gun can't break venator trapsyoshi..........
>>561294981I played against her twice today and she's pretty balanced, idk why people cry about her when literally all you have to do is keep your fucking distance, I'm not even asking for some timing shit like parrying. Shit especially sucks because i like playing graves and now i get to see either A) retards who clearly never played her chucking a jar from the other side of lane as if i can't just dash and one shot them all or B) sweaty fucks that clearly watched some guide who hide behind walls expecting me to fall for that shit, and they do it throughout the laning phase like NIGGER, I CAN SEE YOU sucking the minnons off I'm not going in
>>561298368>fertilize mewell, that's a heavy internal bleeding and a punctured lung at the very least
>>561299295It has been a thing ever fagtor came online, i wish somone would tell yoshi already because im not making an account on the fourms for that shit
>>561291469devs forgot what game they made and in the process of making "cute little mascot that supports you" they made a character who can farm lanes and every sinner and camps at the same time, has an extremely strong iframe dodge that works on almost anything, a game winning group CC ult, and because their farm is so powerul you can statcheck people while using your tiny hurtbox to avoid damage
>>561299215she seems too snobby to make it a good time for (you)
>have to spend 10 seconds to do half someone's hp with apollo assuming i hit all 3>meanwhile graves skulls + auto aim are melting me the entire time with zero skill involvedfun
>>561299295she needs a slow rof long range poke as alt fire, can't even knock people off zip like this
>>561299320>outrange her>burst her down/don't take long trades>kill the skulls (that literally die in one hit)>slowly backpedal away from the zombies>don't get parrybaited by the gravestonegraves is barely a character but shitters are going to keep getting her nerfed because "muh autoaim bad gameplay design"
Should I really be restarting the game after every match because of a memory leak?
>>561299573apollo barely requires aim as well though and is far more mobile
Only Filipinos play apollo
>some fag starts bitching on mic>they always sound black as coalnoticing....
>>561299608>"muh autoaim bad gameplay design"ngl it kinda iswould be better if she had 5 slower tracking bebop lasers coming out of the hand
Sup, losers. I don't play Deadlock (Dota is superior) but I still would like Rem to give me a remjob.
i did it... i learned how to play the easiest hero in brawlthrowing on silver now
>>561297746Do I make the redesign or do I have to entrust it to the "people" that made 38% WR Mirage?
>>561300475>38% WR Mirage?not real
>>561299608>graves is barely a character but shitters are going to keep getting her nerfed because "muh autoaim bad gameplay design"Truvke>>561300243Dyanmo doesn't aim or need to aim, same for paige, same for any of the spiritfags, not to mention mo and krill who has a fucking 3~4 second ***point&click*** stun, he doesn't even need to aim that shit.>P.S apollo and rem's ults going through wallsAre we being serious here?
>>561299608>only shitters lose to herKEKAROO
>laning>get ult>random ability unlearns itself>can't use it again until the next boonthat happened in like 3 games already, am I going nuts?
>>561297392i want Vindicta's sweaty blueberry feet...
>>561300731now show her night shift stats
>>561300391BRED AND KNOTTEDā¢
>>561297748>Mute everyone>Queue my favorite playlist>Steal sinners
>>561300780For me the button to upgrade an ability doesn't register sometimes or shows up as having zero upgrades at all
>>561300902there hasnt been a nightshift since she got buffed retard
>I bet kids at /dlg/ will talk a lot less shit now.
>>561300780So I didn't imagine this, holy shit
>according to the site that fags spam here shiv is about equal with mirage, celste is C tier and venator is B tierI can't believe i share a thread with these "people"
>>561297746easyremove graves' shoes
>>561300972Imagine her white bush...
>>561299573Pot calling kettle black when all his hitboxes are the size of corridors and he can terrorize early and mid games freely
>>561300731see>>561267669>>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)>https://statlocker.gg/>https://tracklock.gg/Faggot, same site says celeste and venator are actually low tier characters
>>561301107>mirage and celeste c tierwhere?
>>561301139
>>561300780You get the ability but it looks like you didn't, it's purely visual in my experience
How do you communicate to Billy players that dying 15 times in 30 minutes isn't a good way to play the game?
stop posting cropped rem porn
>X is a strong "win more" herostop with this nonsense babble u retards say it about every strong early game character
start posting cropped venator porn
>>561301258https://tracklock.gg/heroes-tier-list/2026-03-07/all/normalAlso apparently victor is S tier and graves is A now or something
>>561300658>Dyanmo doesn't aim or need to aim, same for paige, same for any of the spiritfagsTrvke nvke idk why spirit fags pretend they have any aim skill when 90% of the time they build greater expansion
LETS SEE WHAT THIS BITCH CAN DO
>>561301408How would you know that unless you've seen the full image?I could take any SFW art and make it look NSFW with the right cropping.
is Geist the solution to Graves?
>>561301592>>561301592
Silver posts seem to be getting rarer, did they all swap to graves??
>>561301258They're C tier or below in every ELO except eternus.Most people suck at Celeste and Mirage.Movement and aiming are hard for the average gamer.
>>561301373The lion doesn't concern himself with his k/d/a, he just heavy melees until it works
>>561301258Why isn't silver on that list
>>561300442i got 12 frags but you cant carry against a bunch of nerds with 15 CCs (if 2 of your teammates do litearlly nothing)
how do you counter a shiv that is seemingly INVINCIBLE? (brawl)
>>561305473>brawlyou cant
no one will believe that my team always throws when i play venator
