Previous: >>563528754>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi AmazonNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
The state of tracen trainersTachyons trainer isnt present as he is undergoing additional experiments
Suzucute!
Remember to always cum in Nishino Flower
boysex thread
>>563544432>boysex OPholy moly
MMMMMWAAH
>>563544640chu~
ai pony puss
okay this should be enough
>>563544620Umadol powercreep
>mile B>dies at g3s>medium C>this
>:D
>>563544637i deleted because anon was first, if the thread gets deleted that's on the jannies
>>563544620Yes please
boys!! boys!! boys!!!
kissing Nishino
>>563544551flattie love
>>563543274I am in love with you, Satono Diamond, and Satono Diamond's boobs
Good evening bros
>>563544769why is she like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8bvYlqy9A
>>563543414
Is Nishino's ult good for CM13? She's improved Taiki so it should, right?
>>563543678>sends Makween into a sprint race>she gets destroyed>"What the fuck???">chat tells him he just sent a long distance uma into a short distance race>"How the fuck was I supposed to know that??"Watching this nigger play uma gave me permanent brain damage.
>>563544786thank you for the attempted bake anyway!
>>563544913Tea wool, filled with tea
>>563544821Boy umas...
>>563544778yet to use a clock
VF is my favorite streamer
>>563544970xqc just gambled and then lost at the start even though he whaled hard right around when bourbon came out
>>563544993No it's not
>>563545026holy fucking gosling moment batman.
Be honest /uma/, how big is your penis
>>563545075I'm glad I wasn't into uma yet because I would have lost my mind--whenever a streamer or anyone waddles into my field of expertise most of the time I have to close it because I get jealous(?) and mad!! like if I see a pokemon tier list of best games or whatever
poopy-chan don't do it noooooo
uh oh. melty
>>563544913good evening
>>563545253about 6.5 inches, it's pretty small not particularly girthy eitherbut I'm 35+ and incel, so it doesn't really matter, I only use my penis for peeing.
>>563545254I always get mad whenever a streamer I watch plays a game I have a lot of experience with like path of exile
>>563544712Marked
>Retard is posting scat>All I have to do is turn off thumbnails.
what jp horses do you really want to see as umas? i'll start with some less obvious picks>Agnes Flight2000 Derby winner (by 7cm from Shakur), Tachyon full brotheralso would be a rare end closer uma>Marialite2016 Takarazuka Kinen upset winning mare, got its own episode in Kitasan's anime season (DAREEEEE!?)think she could very easily get a great character story around it>Hokuto Vega90s mare who was switched to dirt late into her career and instantly got a 9-win streak on jp dirt races, then had a life-ending injury at the '97 Dubai World Cup (was supposed to be her retirement race and she was 7 years old already... i hate horseracing sometimes)we need MORE dirt umas
>>563544970I watch him because he's the peak of dimwits, I'm interested in how a half retarded person who hasn't been NPC programmed properly thinks, it's very amusing
>>5635452536 inches, but fairly girthy, especially around the middle of it
>>563545503I wanna know how Croix du nord is gonna looks like
>>563544712she looks like a RAPIST
>>563545091A chai latte?
>>5635453986.5cm is small6.5in is above average.You are probably self-conscious from watching too much porn. Most of those guys are two plus standard deviations
>>5635452535 inchers on a good day
>>563545468Wait, what? I didn't see anything :V
>>56354525315cm
>>563545045I HAVE WORSE RESULTS WITH PROFICIENT UMAS
>post a link to an adaptation of Romeo X Juliet on /tv/>permab& until got new ISP>faggots spam scat and no banwakaranai
This thread smells like horse shit
owari da
>>563545298Good morning Spe-baby>>563545590It's caramel
>>563545761anon, that adaptation is the one with actual cp in it, dont be coy
but it's actually /a/ uma, not jp
>>56354525321cm
>>5635452536ini don't feel good about it. it don't look great on camera.
>>563545253I honestly don't know, 6.5? Fairly thick too but I'm a twink so it probably just looks bigger than it actually is, though I'm a bottom anyway so doesn't matter
I would fuck that Spe baby.
uh oh, someone's having a melty (for three consecutive days)
>>563544958activates too late, late race starts right before the final corner so you want maruzensky on everyoneit's very good for cm14 and 16, bad on 15
Why is suzuka so bullyable, if I were her trainer I'd bully her everyday
>>563545503>>563545564Same, Croix du Nord for me too. And the rest of that gen for that matter. Other than that, definitely the Kaneko horses (never ever...)
>>563545253like 5 inches, but I gained weight so it looks smaller
>>563545830Sounds like /tv/ core
>>563545830>.5s shot of tits on a 16yo is CPno, it's not. You can see Keira Knightley's tits in a movie when she was 15, (eww) but that's not illegal.
>>563545704i won't even glue you for bad inspo, champ
>>563545580Pot calling the kettle black
>>563545761He's behind 7 proxies he can go all day. Downside of a non-account system. Just use up all the images and live in the thread till page 10 keeps retards like him at bay for a few hours.
>>563545929>Umashiko police are real quiet about this shitFucking piece of shit
>>563545912isn't this the guy from Stone Ocean
>>5635452536.75in long, 5in girth.
>>563545929stop posting the sexy ones
KYYAAAA SAVE ME FROM THIS SHITSTORM DANCHOUUUU
>>563546168man i hate all this shitposting
Ok but how many times can you cum?
>>563545994It's illegal thoughbeitTurbo illegal in Canada and EuropeYou get hanged in France
>>563545994>/tv/ pedo memorized the films where 16 year olds aren't wearing shirts
>>563544508I recognize Still and Ai's trainer. Who is in the middle?
>>563546062>proxiesI need to learn how to set one up. I hate being a techlet
>>563546232Lala's clown trainer
>>5635461962-3 times ina day but I don't like how weak the loads are so I cum like once every few days
>>563546232Lalatore wearing these bad boys
>>5635452534 inches and it bends a lot to the right.
>>5635461965 times a day if im jacking off, if im having sex usually i top out at 4, but if i hit my max my balls hurt
>>56354621316 year old is hebe and too old tho
I feel like I woke up from a bad dream, why do i have your tributes in my uma folder?
>>563545761which adaptation?
>>563546204not in burgerland, which is where 4chan has its jurisdiction>>563546213slander and defamation
>>563546196What >>563546297 said
>>563546196until my partner is content
>>563546196my record is 12
If you want to keep the shitposter at bay, you know what works.
>>563545503hokuto vega's owner stated that he wants her to be in uma by the way, though it's pointless without her classics rival Vega (ayabe's mom)
>>563546407some Italian one, google it with controversy in the search string
I will only save dacchi tributes if they cum with their ass
It's a shit storm in here
>>563546508i'll go turn my tablet on.
>>563546296>>563546362Incredible
>>563546559Girls with big tits can't have big asses it's against the laws of nature
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>563546508>1. do not engage with shitpost>2. report rule breaking content>3. hide post and move on basically that?
>>563546636explain this then
>>563546647I am saying this
OOPSIE MISCLICK
so what cons will you eurobros go to this year
>>563546386you have my tribute saved in your uma folder?
>mfw i have one of the smallest dicks in /uma/
Funny we'd have a scatposter right as I'm about to go get a stool sample taken.Which Uma have had parasites or other gastrointestinal infections
>>563546508must...engage...with (You)s...
>>563546508You know what, its an older vid and not a trib but Im posting ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/ksovokbwel7pvcrk.webm
not a euro but, i'm going to touhoufest again
why are you people like this
>>563546797el and brian died of colitis
>>563546792small dicks are cute>>563546808there's no Uma in the video
WHEN CAN I ROLL FOR HER
>>563546769there's no that many honestly, I was gonna go to dokomi but meh
>>563546825meant for >>563546769
>>563546808haha wow nice cock bro
>>563546636
>>563546792Mine is on the small side too (4~5 inches) but the girth makes it looks smaller because it's so thick
>>563546825Yooo my friend is one of the organizers for touhoufest. I didn't go last year tho since they put it so close to AX and overlapping another con.
My umawife says my dick is perfect just the way it is
uma musume?
>>563547041nothing that interesting in the con itself this time around that I wanna see
>>563547027
>>563546918November next yearOr better yet never because >g*ntildonna
>>563546918Semi-limited anni banner with a single rerun a year and a half later, do NOT miss
I'm about to leave my /uma/ club because some of you might be the ones posting cocks in this thread
>>563544508I look forward to having my own Glory Eyes
>>563546704>>563547075is the joke here sex?
>>563547079SLUT
just give me one more day to recharge. i'm thinking maruzen.
>>563546917TOPPOROCHANNNNNNN
i am enjoying star blossom and will be rolling for laurel when she becomes availablethank you for reading my opinion on related media works and plans for spending carats, respectively
>>563547132oh, that's fair enough
>>563547183YOOOOOOOOOOO DO IT FAG YOU WONT
>>563547167ok, so I just need to save 30k by next November? Easy as shit, I'll make sure and reserve the caratsI hear she's unticketable, whatever that means. I assume she's not on legends races unlock until about 3 years from now
>>563547041you're telling me, its especially worse this year because its also during the world cup
>>563547241laurel is completely different in game compared to star blossom
>>563547241succubus
>>563547325November 2027 btw
Oh they actually stopped spamming scat they second dick gets posted lol
>>563547282giwtwm
>>563547416who do you think is posting dick
>>563547416oh my god it actually works.
>it actually worked
>>563547325No, because you’ll also need the card banner. Put it into your pull plan.
>>563547408yeah that's what I mean>this november = 2026>next november = 2027
>>563547416he's fuming and jealousy stops him from posting
>>563547374I forgot that was happening too...yeah definitely not this year then. would also like for everything to settle down first which sucks because what if it doesn't?
>>563547468Me and Im not the scatposter
>>563547185I will stay as her only fan and keep her for myself
>>563547416That’s what he wants. He doesn’t want to see jp umas posted and wants to see dick/erp/gay garbage spammed instead to completely derail the general and anons are just falling for it hook line and sinker
>>563547498why do I need the Gentildonna SSR?
>>563546890On a scale of one to ten, how great would sex with Super Creek be?
>>563545886not a melty, just your new normal, so get used to it.
Did they increase friend point gain or are people actually borrowing my card?
>>563547491I really like that Kitasan face. That's the one she would make when getting headpats too.
is someone taking stray bullets?
>>563547676god i love dush's style
https://x.com/moenapa/status/2043705772144767456 falco looks so much better without twintails
>>563547691what's she drinking
does anyone have any suggestions as to who to use for cm13? if red shift is so good then triple front would be optimal no? would be my third time using kitasan in a row...
where are theROOOOOMS
>>563547691WHO'S A GOOD GIRL
>>563547729we will get a falco alt with her hair down one day inshallah
>>563547661Not Donna’s SSR, Still in Love SSR. 3.5 anni banner has a card and character. You’ll want both.
>>563547183might? brother literally it is guaranteed
>>563547742Cum from this Anon. >>563546808
....you know what, i think I'll come back next time
>>563547759Redshift NSM and angling for both front and pace.
test
>>563547759I might run 3 fronts yeahSeiun/regular maru/idk, maybe daisca
>>563547759Anyone who can accept Ryan and Dober as parents, including Ryan and Dober themselves
>>563547790i would never ever race against a ningen
>>56354779091764654 here's a roomneed to afk for a bit so join in the meantime!
>>563546792It's fine man.All the women I know tell me that thickness is more important than length.If you have neither like me you're fucked, atleast the fictional horse girls don't care.
>>563547817oh yeah, Still's SSR is fantastic. I've already included it in my pull plan.
>>563547817Isn't SIL bait considering Almond Eye drops on 4th anni? For global, she would only last 4 months
>>563547796That's a face of evil right there.
>>563547856
>>563547325unticketable meaning that you can't buy her from a paid selector ticket, so your only realistic chance of getting her is from her bannershe's in the pool for 3 star umas afterwards but the chances of getting her specifically from a spook is like lottery ticket odds
>>563547790i'll make ONE (1) room691832886918328869183288
>>563547856>>563548039stop this
this feels like when you pretend going back to work when the teacher walks back into the classroom
>>563547998What causes a man to do this
Still
*Says this after knocking you down, straddling you and pinning you with her hand on your chest.*
>>563548039
>>563548173I can smell her anytime someone posts an image
>>563548136I really hate this xitter culture of adding that black zoomer in every gif
>>563548185I hate tomatoes on burgersthere I said it
Hope you learned your lesson
>>563548049results
>>5635480072 speed cards > 1 speed card
>>563548173In
>>563548232you learn to embrace it
>>563548232I dont understand why he's spammed so much but I hate seeing negroid faces so much
>eceleb posting and scat.Nice general we got here bwos
>>563548178Small umas aren't THAT strong, right?
>>563548232why?
>>563548178that would be hot
>>563548268Stupid Anon, I never learn my lesson.
>>563548167Being a social reject and having an extremely weak or absent father.
JP
>>563548231What does she smell like?
>>563548335I LAUGHED OUT LOUDcan you post the oguri version I forgot to save it
>>563548167you know whatstop posting jp and and remove jp from op
>>563548178trainees that would ask you to "do it for them" as they push you down and start aggressively grinding on you?
>>563548296Love
>>563548286that daisca kinda stackedshow deck?
>>563548329Once you have to interact with actual blacks in xitter, you discover that they really can't write, they're so low IQ that they only know how to spam reaction gifs>>563548335Umas are beautiful women, putting a negro in the same image is like drawing scat
>>563548232Anyone that uses it outs themselves as either underage or an old person trying too hard to be hip and cool with the kids. Notice how I didn't say nigger because they both fall into the category.
what uma is the fastest to do careers with? i need to do daily fast
>>563548297he's naturally good at facial expression comedy. it's fucking funny.
I just lost HUGE training because I looked away from the screen and didn't notice I got slacker.
I would rather get scatposting than people posting nigger faces
>>563548335I just hate niggers simple as
>>563548494warning buhi
>>563548438paprika and cayenne
>>563548589Cutefe and Tacuteon
I bet you all have jerked off to Kris S at least once, or to HishiAma on a lesser extent
>>563548582Based. I hope good things happen to you.
>>563548630eh manageable, I would just need to replace that neicha
>>563545503TTGHoyo BoyHagino Top LadyNihon Pillow WinnerMiho ShinzanVegaHokuto VegaFlower ParkT. M. OceanEagle CafeGold AllureLogi UniverseJo CappuccinoStraight GirlMauriceIndy ChampShamalKazenokoYamanin Kingly
Will you roll for her?
>>563548519I don't get it
>>563548456Only if you up your ante and actually spam stuff that would make this place squirm and not fetish nonsense, weaksauce
>>563545503SOCCER BOY
>>563548519i dont get it
>>563548630that is underachieving
Yeah I'm losing out of hope, it's been a week of complete dogshit. Do I have to join reddit to discuss uma on topic or what?
>>563548438It's a bit hard to describe but you know that first whiff of spring as a child when the flowers bloom and it fills you with such peace and serenity that all earthly problems seem to vanish at the moment and you become one with the wind? It's like that but add 30l of female musk
>>563548713She gets daily rolls
>>563548528guys help
>>563548713She's cute and I'm tempted but her kit is so incredibly mid that I just can't
>>563548737like what? guro?
>>5635477904628 8888
>>563548713I will be sparking her if necessary (though I really hope it isn’t)
>>563548582
>>563548773But I love you, Anon... Please don't leave me...
>>563548813Can't you just give up a career and it counts?
>>563548773>reddit>staying on topicLMAOThey are deleting Nishino Flower posts because they mods hate her
>>563548630i can highroll similar results with tachyon and nishino sr instead of natie and riko
>>563548813just start a MANT run and rest until you fail
>>563548892no it doesnt work for me
>>563548896>They are deleting Nishino Flower posts because they mods hate herhow pathetic
i love uma and i love ai and you trannies have shit tastewhere do i find soulmates that are not mentally ill and like what is actually superior??
>>563548896What's the alternative because this thread is never gonna be on topic ever again
>>563548773Early EU hours are sometimes alright. Aside from that I usually just stick to talking about the game with a few friends who also play.
>>563548636>>563548791Good smellWill be rolling
>>563549016stop trying to shit up the thread and leave if you hate this place so much
>>563549016You're an offtopic
>>563549014>>>/trash/
>>563548528just start MANT run and don't race at all
how bad is dist B>looks at room results...for group B
Doto is evil. Why did he do that.
>>563549120you need to do 1 race to get the daily win though
>>563549127Losing B group finals tier. You can get medium A don't give up.
>>563549096>Dood, if you don't like the fact that thread quality is at an all time low, we are not comfy anymore and we are overrun with schizos, drama and bullshit just leave your home you've been in since before the first legend race
>>563549032I bet you don't have enough endurance to keep posting.
>>563549229debut race counts
>>563549229Debut counts but only gives 10 points
>>563549127>A&S GW>>>Pacelil gup is witfraud
>>563547664she probably would do everything to please you even fake an orgasm without you knowing so a solid 10
>>563549229and debut race isn't one?mr.smart man
>>563549317I appreciate this ritual post
>>563548734>>563548750Suzuka cant wait to see Spicaman already
>>563549310>>563549321>>563549375you're right I'm dum and forgot the debut race is still forced in MANT
>>563549375this image of fine always makes me horny
>>563549284all time low thread quality was on global release the current threads are completely fine and if you're saying that now you're just the shitposter trying to get people to leave the thread so you can take over
>>563549014Unironically /trash/
>>563548759>>563548931You guys may be right, but I don't want to high roll and explode due to stress. I want to chill out and just start preparing for the next few CMs in advance.
>>563549274yeah, it's still 10 days left probably...
Need 1 more4628 8888
>Forget to bring a groundwork card>Completely miss out on it, doesn't proc from inspirations>3 blueend me
>>563549381We must be the change we wish to see in the world
AND I MISS YOU
>>563549292ok you got me mate
What time is the Satsuki Sho in burger time?
>>563549497stop posting food I'm so hungry and I already had a meal today...
>>563549150>realizes he gets scratches from undoing the rope
>>563549427>everyone who disagrees with me is the boogeyman schizo who is responsible for this.Maybe I just wanna talk about the franchise with my bros instead of seeing a melty every thread, but whatever. Ill come back another day.
can nishino flower work as late surger in the upcoming CM? Her unique makes it seems like she works only as pace unless I read it wrong, but her kit is half pace half late
>>563549430>>563549115jp shitter belong to trashand /v/ma needs to be shot unironcially
>>563549610
>>563549680you can literally still do that? people are talking about uma right now lolthat's literally a skill issue that you are letting this get to you
>>563549680Maybe you will learn to hide and ignore next time.
>>563549718Nishino flower does not work period for the upcoming CM. Her unique doesn’t do anything.
>>563549578That's what I thought. Remember your place.
Why the fuck did they add a chance for the infirmary to fail? Holy shit what a fucking terrible mechanic.
>>56354981611:40PMI can't wait to watch with you dacchis
>bros dickpulled nishino flower expecting her to be useful for this CMretards you're supposed to have your aces ready and to start making a flower parent for the mile race
>>563549680get yourself a filter and a censor for banned posts
>>563549927science is gaytake shrinepill
>>563549925for today niggerdont get cocky
>>563549965Filly enjoyers are too euphoric to think straight
>>563549965You are right I dickpulled nishino flower, but not because I expected her to be useful for the cm, she just makes my dick hard as THE loli and happens to be a good parent or miler/sprinter, all i needed
>>563549934You want to watch with these scat posting, gay ass faggots??
>>563550075you are brown and you have a 2incher
>>563550071I've tried that before and had the shrine fail. I'm not falling for your tricks again.
I hate that pulling for umas becomes worthless after you 5* unlock most of the starting roster.
>Check my club's brand new join request within 30s of it being issued>Account with 20m fans>Instantly reject itSorry, uhhh "rajesh2026" or whatever the fuck your name was.
>>563548840>>563549463>raped by Christmas OguriA-at least I did ok... B finals is secured...
>>563549965i used 3tickets out of 29didnt got her38k carrotsdont want anyone until goldshit summer then rickeyrate my pace!
>>563549454She looks dumb here
>>563549727What did they do now
>>563549421you're always horny
I've decided I'm going to roll for Yaeno Muteki
>>563550336yaeno CUTEki
>>563550071I'd smooch her with tongue right after she finished the last slurp
Ranking umas based on how possessive they are of their trainer
>>563550336I honestly didn't like her much in cingray
>>563550128whiter than you johnny and i have 15 cm
>>563550336I have to skip her. She was simply released at the wrong time.
I hate it
>Yukino bijin gives you mood +5What the fuck is her problem
>>563550131You didn't believe hard enough
Kawakami locked me in her room and forced me to watch the latest Precure season with her
>>563550263which one?the thread quality when to shit since /v/ came here searching refuge ( for one day)jp caused one member to get kicked for "shitposting" so what we all do here day in and day out
>>563550547BASED
>>563550547to be fair this season of precure is really good
>>563550542It's too late, I cured the 10-turn skin condition by visiting the infirmary 3 times.
Nishino Flower? More like Nishino Deflower after i'm done with her training
>>563550131Believe hard desu
>>563529210just checked this shitWHY ARE THEY FUCKING DOGS AIYEEEEE
>>563550529mant core card for when you race 8 times in a row
>>563550547>locked me in her roomBut trainers arent allowed in the uma dorms...
>>563550529GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY YEPPERS YEPPERS YEPPERS YEPPERS YEPPERS YEPPERS
>>563550481Which uma was released at the right time
>>563550336
I keep thinking "this is the worst run ever" then have a run much worse. Been that way since Aoharunity.
>>563550637is it a good first? i'm really into Rider and Sentai and i see precure get grouped up with them since they're toei properties. I've been wanting to get into it
>>563550526Mayachi...
>>563550686*downloads them without saying anything*
>>563550686here is your (you) anondont spend it all in one place now
>>563550336but that's Bamboo Memory tho?
>>563550481
So....how about rebricked lads?
>>563550827i need moar
>>563529210wow this is fucking gross and i don't like the fact i think the first one is sexy.
>>563550778Not him but I would say everything this season is good but I'm easy to please
>>563550131You do shrine on anything with mood down because you have to get a mood up anyways and may as well see if you can also cure itinfimary is for when you get fat/slacker
>>563550938Almond Ai owes me sex
>>563550750Sakura Chiyono O
>>563550778I'd say it's a fine first, the neutral/villain cure is really cute and went viral
>>563551010Surely the chance for an infirmary cure is much higher than getting a working shrine recreation cure.
>/m/ and /pc/ appear out of the woodwork
>>563550287Fine Motion makes me horny
is it okay for me to say that white highlight on yaeno hair looks like a buttplug?
>>563551117Yeah I've busted a nut to her.
>>563551064
biwa insulted wining ticket?what was the japanese like, does that uma script wiki have the jp versions of events?
>>563551147Correct which is why you only do shrine when you have to get a mood up anyways
>>563551153to be honest with how many seiyuus actually are sharing characters in precure/uma it's fair
Can a card only give hints for 3 skills in a career? I feel like Yaeno gives me hints for 3 skills then only gives me stats after that.
>>563550989Gavan still hasn't really clicked with me but I've been intrigued enough to keep watching. Zeztz was eh at first but it really clicked with me right before the twist. I guess I'll make this Precure my first since I like the other two enough>>563551117cool. thanks!
>>563547952sorry for the delay and thanks for joining!
>>563551153Arienai...
>>563550156chrono rape
>>563544620>>563544821>>563545026>big tits all in display>overfeminine flirty personality>"boy"
>>563551262That's not an insult, she's just saying Ticket is easy to please
>>563548773I don't think there are any good alternatives. As much as I hate Discord, having a server with my club there is the best way of discussing the game. I know for a fact that at least 2 regular posters in /uma/ have never touched the game and only watched a couple of episodes of the anime. They're just here for the fun of shitposting.
>racing against Vodka on mant
>>563551264A fail on recreation is only marginally better than a fail on infirmary so I'd rather take the option which has the higher chance of a successful cure. In this instance I wasn't too worried about getting my mood up after the cure as I was running Riko and had a cupcake.
>bringing up old posts for no reasontypical discord user, read the room dimwit
>>563551385Never met a boy before?
>>563551664Yeah mood is less important in MANT but for future reference remember that
>>563551708And how would you know that is the case anon?
>>563551262only main story is missing from umareader
>>563551779Actually I think I'll purposefully forget it!
>>563551708He really wants people to stop using /uma/
>>563551708You are one of the two, arent' you.
>>563551661>it's a Taiki beats your ass in NHK Mile like a redneck beats his daughter episode
Im getting ayabeposter fatigue
>>563551385yeah, i love boy tits.
>>563551871sure am
crushing dotonigger's skull with a hammer
>>563551878>redneck beats his daughter episodeis this real
>>563551708why is she so ear
>>563551963At least you admit it. Please actually play the game or move to a different general.
I need Uma Oyakodon in my life
>>563545503KizunaAir ShadySunny Brian
>>563551963nice bot
>>563550336Call me petty, but Playtime's Over being an agemasen event because of course it is during this period of Cygays was a slight dealbreaker to me. Even if part of her kit is okay, Unyielding is still in its bad form and I have to hold back on doing fun pulls until at least Neicheer/Kingu.
>>563548331that's what happens when you try to mix multiple groups that don't belong instead of just having individual threads for shit like "uma global" and "gay erp" and "keiba"
>>563550750Oguri Cap
>>563551974Mommy..
>3 more months of this
>>563548773the /vm/ thread is very high quality if you're okay with it being annoyingly slow
There are only 3 posters here I like.My danchou.The guy who makes CM rooms.The fake gay Chiyoposter when nobody replies to him.
>>563552056quite the earfull isn't she
>>563548696Gold Allure is a based choice, would be a good senpai character for the 00s-10s dirt umas he sired irl
>>563548331We deserve it desu. The literal shitposting was an upgrade compared to everything we had before it today.
>>563552275you don't like your fellow helios posters?
>>563552271that lilac shit was funny
>>563552235>keibaFunny part is, /sp/ has a /horse/ general
>get skin troubles>Instant proc immediately after aquiringThey gotta fix this shit.
You guys should be nicer to me.
you guys should be meaner to him
>>563552275aww, I like you too anon! everyone else too of course but don't let them know that
>retards still trying the keiba = offtopic shityou will NEVER fit in, I suggest leaving now
>>563552275You'll like me if you know what's good for you.
>sample
>>563552350Qrd?
>>563552503>sample
>>563552431Chiyono Anon! Hi!
>>563548773>Do I have to join reddit to discuss uma on topic or what?we need a minor rule change and then for the jannies to enforce them.We have /umajp/ for JP server, we have a dedicated Keiba thread on /sp/, why the fuck is there no global thread? /uma/ should just be the global thread. If jannies banned the retards posting off topic shit then it would be easier for threads to remain on topic and there wouldn't be constant schizo wars between different groups that never belonged in 1 thread to begin with.
>>563552503>sampleBrother please treat yourself better
>>563552565This could be us.
>>563552567why are you pretending to be other avatarfags now, you smelly brown jeet
Hmmmmmmmmm
the thread wasn't nearly this mentally ill during unity just sayin
>we have entered the pretend to be other avatarfag falseflag schizo attack arc
>>563552542>anon asks about Lilac's gimmick>"Kobe-onna who forms a manzai duo with her trainer with her as the tsukkomi and the trainer as the boke. Married comedy duo shenanigans but her trainer is also dense as fuck">insert ~20 (You)'s because nobody knows what the fuck that second anon is saying
>>563552275>fake
>>563552545>>563552653I'm phoneposting and can't resize. The full image is like 12MB.
>>563552732thats a cute falco
>>563552275>The guy who makes CM rooms.theres a few of us though
I love Rice
>>563552707I-I'd like that...
Playing so much Trackblazer has made me forget how to play Unity/URA
>mant broke /uma/
>>563549427>all time low thread quality was on global releasethat's an absolute joke. we actually had on topic discussion and the JP spammers were so outnumbered that you couldn't even notice them. It was an optimistic thread full of people enjoying a fresh new game together and it was great. >the current threads are completely fineif you think so you're part of the problem. I don't want to see literal human shit. I don't want to see discussion of a completely different game. I don't want to see constant infighting over shit that has nothing to do with the game. I don't want to see your drama where you demand someone get kicked from their club because they bullied JP players. I don't want to see hundreds of posts about schizos and hundreds of posts by schizos. I want a thread about global uma musume. Why do we not have one?
>>563552707>these fingers
>>563552431We should meet irl hehe...
>>563552817how the fuck are /v/tards even playing this game when they don't know basic JP/otaku stuff is beyond me honestlywhat draws them to uma musume?
>>563552870>non-fan runner exposes himself
>>563552275>The guy who makes CM rooms.Hopefully you don't mean the autis/uma/ faggot that keep crying when losing to duo Kitasans (pisces) and XOguris now
>>563549970every single time I ask for filter lists people refuse to share them. the thread is too miserable to manually filter hundreds of things constantly for likely weeks.
>>563552941bro? the cute girls? duh?
>>563552870I have 8 mant events still locked, not sure if they have a requirement
Sirius Symboli is such a nigger umaI would kick her in the stomach if I ever saw her
>>563552893>fresh new gamenigga this game has been released since 2021 stop pretending
>>563553061That's not nice.
>>563552941The numbers, all they talk about is crunching numbers and metafagging. I'll admit, they're very enjoyable to read through though.
>>563553061you do realize her retaliation would likely be fatal for you right
>>563553061>Be a rich girl>LARP as a commonerIt's kind of funny.
>>563553005Hey man it only happened once leave me alone.
>>563551293HaLp the exclamation points are haunting me
>>563553061don't shay that...
>>563552275There is also Stego Anon, Chiyono Anon and Falco Tranny Anon.
I'm leaving for work can I please get a (You)?
>>563552893you are absolutely free to fuck off to /vm/, you have a thread over there
>>563552961I only ever did parent runs...
fall for the stinko windy propaganda>>563553180
>>563553180Sex with this hardworking anon
>>563553180You can have a knuckle sandwich
>>563553136Which uma does the opposite?because I do that
>>563552362it's not funny, it's sad that they're such attention whores that they insist on derailing this thread when they know full well they have a dedicated thread for what they want.
What are they talking about?
What are your thoughts on those anons in your club who simply ask for shoes, drop an emoji, and leave it at that?
>>563551293You can get all skills, she somehow always gives me every other skill before thh
Kill all jpniggers
>>563553285You're tickling him dude
>>563553248Cute dirt eater
>>563553336you will never, ever fit in
>>563553293Palmer
>>563553293palmer prob
is there an event for tying round 5 of aoharu cup or is it just not possible
>>563553350
>>563553343I thought Ai was flatter what the fuck is this
>>563553350first to be kicked
>>563553336you will never be a janny
>>563553293There's definitely an Uma that larps as an Ojou-sama but I can't for the life of me think of who it actually is. All the Mejiro are actually rich, Same is probably true for the gold clan.
>>563553350Leeches
>>563553423It isn't possible to tie the last round. All umas are either yours or Riko's.
https://poal.me/x9idu4https://poal.me/x9idu4https://poal.me/x9idu4
If you care so much then apply to be a jannyRetards
>>563553106they might aswell play balatro or some shit then if they are not interested in the idol part of the game
>>563553343Ai is detailing the girth and lenght of trainer's cock, and how much cum she can store inside of her
Thoughts on anons here who go to reddit?
Its my birthday Can I get some (You)s?
>>563552709Which part of my post was pretending to be someone else retard? Do you think specific posters own the IP of specific umas? It's an anonymous forum and schizos like you that insist comments are "from X user" or "stealing X user's identity" are retarded as hell. I'm doing a service by decoupling a decent uma from a shitposter that wants to ruin the uma's reputation by associating them with a specific personality.
dunking chiyononigger's head in the toilet
>>563553436>B86 W57 H81Bro… her almonds are pretty big
>>563553354There's definitely some weighted odds for how often certain skills hints come up. I can almost never get slipstream off sweep yet the vision skill shows up in every run.
>>563553343How to infect their trainers with their eyes.
>>563553494you could say king but no idea how rich she or her family is, i just know her mom is a bitch
chiyofaggot tries too hard to be famous
>>563553394>>563553415holy shit I love palmer now?? but how do you respond to this rebuttal >>563553494
Back from work. How much gay did I miss?
>>563553543Damn you're into some kinky shit.
>>563553542you can fuck off to /vm/ retard, nobody wants you here
>>563553494>Same is probably true for the gold clanthere is no gold clan (at least, not until gold actor gets in), they're just a bunch of weirdos that stego acts like an anego to
>>563553580Almond Milkers...
>>563553494>>563553293Kawakami
>>563553514wait, really. Fucking hell never noticed there was only 6 runners
>double circle with mant parents>multiple medium sparks with a 3* one>no S for like 10 runs nowSad...
>>563553540Happy birthday faggot
>>563553436She's just medium
>>563553494closest would be opera but I wouldn't exactly call that a rich girl larp
>>563552961I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>563553343Modern uma is Narutoshit with all the eye fuckery
>>563553350assuming they're getting fans? MVPs. The drama whores suck, the memers suck, the people just casually chatting are sometimes ok but uma club chat is absolute dog shit so anyone using it is retarded.
>>563553708>>563553580I thought she was small but she's actually an ushi musume...
>>563553540post your homescreen
>>563553635Isn't that just King? She's only royalty in her head
>>563553757SiL is the small flattie at B72 W50 H76
>>563553618King is loaded, there's a scene where she talks to gold city about expensive skin care. she's the real deal.>>563553635Isn't Palmer also rich by virtue of being a Mejiro?>>563553661Kawakami kind of fits but she's more so pretending to be a precure than anything else.
>>563553527>if they are not interested in the idol part of the gameNever said that, they do talk about franchise stuff and other fun off topic bs, but yeah. It's not my main thread because of speed, but it's nice to visit.
>boss is nerfed when he joins your party
>>563553540You have to give other people cake on your birthday don't you know?
>>563553902Fraudoli fucked the loli... I kneel
>>563553436her breasts are really big, it's just that anime has warped men's perceptions into thinking anything less than a D cup is flat.
>>563553902You made me realize I've never lost a race to Sirius before.
I'm going to rape the next person who makes an off-topic post
>>563553869that doesn't really sound any fun if all you do is talk about numbers for the most part in uma musume because the franchise is so much more than just the game
>>563554007keiba
>>563553540Shut the fuck up and go waste 30 minutes listening to the umas wishing you happy birthday in the lobby
>>563553343Still is so erotic
Mambo
>>563553836didn't know that about king, kind of nice desu
>>563553902She was jobbing hard in my first run too. Maybe it was just propaganda after all.
>>563553902>rival vodka>NSM BY NIIGATA STAKES 300 SPEED POWER STAMINA>vodka when you play her>"uhh she gets bofa and updrafters (gold(mile skill))"nice game, cyjews
>>563554089Is this supposed to be the Strike Freedom's laser?
>>563553175Stego anon is a fucking loser and I hate him.
>>563554124Yeah, she also talks to Gold City about brand clothing in that convo IIRC so she should have some decent money from her background. She's a real Ojou-sama.
Everyday i fap to a different uma in their idol outfit
>>563554089>firing the gay beam from SEEDI am disowning Mambo. Get her the fuck out of my stables.
>>563554045You're crazy bro, she's clearly a human. Tazuna has eyes and ears everywhere, be careful
All the cheermas have 1/2* originals
>He stopped posting here>scat posted in /umajp/noticing
>>563553350Pretty cool but I don't use emojis so I'm still better
>>563553708
>>563554285You can't notice shit without your glasses
>m*mbo posters like SEEDTannhauser enjoyers are UC GODs
I'll be gentle...
>>563554285do you want a cookie for figuring out that 1 person can't multiply to post in multiple threads at the same time at the same speed they could post in 1 thread? he's said directly many times that JP is his enemy and that he'll only stop when the thread segregates.
>>563554284Not Tannhauser. She wasn't part of the first set.
>>563554285>"ummm if you guys post JP umas in global I'm posting scat! *bunch of anger emojis so that you take him seriously*">that happens, he posts scat>he gets banned every 2 minutes>jumps over to jp because he really hates jp umas in global and so he has to spam a dead threadthe third world thought process is truly incredible
>>563553731only after dinner is served
>>563554329I see>>563554379>do you want a cookieyes
>>563553350rude. i'm with the other anon. first to be kicked.
>>563554431That's a lot of jelly donuts
>>563554379never gonna happen, go back
>>563554398But she is 2*
>>563554285>>563554456Ikuno looks cuter with her glasses.
>>563554045I want to put my hands on the director
>>563554191it's SEED beam, yesbut it's from her own cannon>what?yes
You know if you'd stop bringing up JP shit here and post it in the correct thread he'd fuck off right? This isn't even a big ask, it's just staying on topic in the correct threads.
>>563553350if they won't ERP with me how am I supposed to groom them? fuck those guys (literally)
>>563554531Ooo by original you meant base. Then yeah, that's correct. I expect we're getting Fuku cheer soon so that'll be another case of that.
>>563553902damn losing to kwaboli? thats something lol
to the anon that posted pic related the other day i am now rolling for the Quistis horse until spark and you should be ashamed of yourself for being a bad influence
>>563554614you have been melting down for hours now and nothing is gonna change, ever, what do you think you will achieve?
>>563554329
>>563554614I don't post anything JP related but at the same time I don't think you should give in to a terrorist so fuck him
>>563554614I will keep being off topic to spite people like you that want on topic threads
>Guys if you ebebebe abububu blblblbll alalalal
>563554614>roleplaying as someone else>implying we should listen to retards or schizos who hate funOnly way to fix a children's tantrum is with a beating
>>563554667Go talk to a wall.
>>563554773GIWTWM
>>563554586
>>563554761Stupid erotic puppet
>>563554667But she's a 2*...
>>563554614post your cm12 acesI've been waiting for the complainers to ever post anything related to current CM with absolutely 0 success, almost like......... they don't even play the game at all
>>563554761Stop... I can only get so erect...
what a bother
>>563554667>Quistis horsegood tasteSelphie horse when? And for me it's the Edea horse, need MOMMY
You're all prancing la la homo faggots
>>563554937that has been evident for a few days now
>>563554937Shut up and kiss me Pearl
>>563554897I'm still in the minesDon't have a single good groundwork parent, my plans for running triple front are approaching disaster.
>>563554897I don't have any. I'm still parent farming.
>>563554937prancing is fun
>>563555092>>563555063riiiiiight
>>563554614we made the baby cry
>>563553540
Almond Ai
>>563553540Happy birthday anon, go treat yourself to something nice
>>563554827>Sorry oniii-chan, but you gotta die today... but don't worry I'll kill myself right after t-too so you won't be alone...
>>563554937>>563555107What the fuck that fan makes every uma insta sexo wtfffff
The Groove line genes are too strong
anyone else most likely going to japan this year? hope to at least catch a g3 race while there. staying for either 1 or 3 months personally
>>563554897>>563555120I've been asking the many Anti-JPschizos for their gameplay imagery for a while, yet they curiously never post any. Hell, they never post any images period for some reason, except when they pretend to avatarfag as someone, I guess.These creaturas are weird, don't try to understand them, just [-] and move on.
>>563555207I was gonna go this year but because of you know what I probably am going next year because I'm trying to go to holofes/magical mirai aswellI hope to actually go to kasamatsu too
ciao!minna no senpaimaruzenskyiku wa yo
>>563555207I already got a 3 week vacation planned right before silver week to avoid the holiday rush/price hikes
>>563555207>staying for either 1 or 3 monthsTalk about commitment. For work, or literally just leisure? 3 Months sounds like a fucking lot in that case, and kinda expensive.
>>563555207nyotoo poor for that
over the rainbow glorious sightit's lighting our dreams and i hope we're alrightwe're all the same if from another worldwe don't belong here anymore
>>563555286>I've been asking the many Anti-JPschizos for their gameplay imagery for a while, yet they curiously never post any. Someone did when Maybe that's because literally earlier this week when someone did provide gameplay imagery a JP player asked for, that JP player doxxed them and begged their danchou to kick them, you fucking idiot.
>https://youtu.be/hGT0wPTpO-c?si=98KiqPv-v6exxThfThis always gets me emotional when I listen to it
>>563555490>WAH WAH WAH ITS BECAUSE RETARDED INDOS GET KICKED ;__;Oh no, how tragic... anyway
>>563555490That was the highlight of the weekend.
>>563554431I am pretty hungry..
Anyone wanna talk about holoENUma musume
>>563555490He is NOT the Anti-JP schizo>>563518767>>563520339
>>563555490Wasn't that a good thing because he was a schizo shitting up threads?Or maybe it's bad because you're also a shit stirrer?
>>563555490>the thread jester is repeating the same jokebooooooooget some new material
>>563555548>why don't people give me what I ask for>because when they do you fuck them over>REEEEE DON'T POINT THAT OUT
>>563555490Post archive level faggot
>>563555207Hoping to go for the end of year guantlet: comiket -> arima kinen -> matrix. I'll probably collapse from exhaustion during one of those but screw it, been putting those off for too long.
>>563555490I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure this is the reason, totallystill not a single screenshot of your ace or even a parent btw, nobody can doxx you if you post an uma without it being highlighted anywhere but yet they refuse to do that................. how very very curious
>>563555286I hate jpposters and I play the game. I am Ryan parenting.
>>563555616It was proven that they got the wrong guy and just lynched that guy for posting their homescreen in the JP thread after JP players asked to see it, unless I misunderstood what was said earlier>>563518767>>563518767>>563518767
>>563546204Uma- Not him but I doubt it's illegal. It's not child porn by definition unless it's sexual in nature and a film has a lot of artistic freedom.Kind of how nudism is a child nudity loophole for pedos -Musume
>>563555490>he can't post any gameplay imagery that doesn't show team ratingAll this mental gymnastics just to say "I don't play the game"
>>563555107FineMo and FineMoposters owe me sex.
>he's either a fag that ruins the threads and doesn't even play afraid to be outed and getting what he deserves or a retard that doesn't know how to hide his identifying information when posting materials on the internet, who also doesn't play Lmao faggot
Pink's wrong but screw it, I don't have the patience for this.
>>563555490Good, deserved for being an insufferable little cunt
>>563555787That would cause an international scandal
if i'm late gambling with pump + move beyond + no stopping me should i borrow ntr for firm course menace or sirius for from the brinki feel like i just accept getting agemasen'd by the latter because i'm not beating oguri without gold accels activating at the right time
>>563555490He only got kicked after being exposed as a schizo from /vn/
>>563555803almost like the complaining idiots never touched this game and are only complaining to stir shit up for no reason, VERY curious
>>563555740keep coping and pretending you don't know the obvious answer then
do people really expect us to not discuss the jp version of a game that released ~4.5 years later with all the information that comes in a gap that huge
>>563555031I need Marche to look at me like that.
The funniest thing is that I'm that south american Naishu poster and I don't even care about JP umas. In fact I like them especially Hokko. I just greatly disliked Rebricked's danchou decision fueled by people believing umaJP is some kind of our overlords. I also pointed out that this behavior, believing everything you don't like must be the work of one person is literally schizo behavior, and it's bullshit. Also, obviously I'm not the guy kicked and I never posted about this topic again and somehow my post lives rent free in a few anons' minds.Take it easy bros. I also already deleted that Naishu picture because I don't want to be an avatarfag, even indirectly. Also sorry for bringing this topic up again.
Larping jpniggers have never posted their JP accounts either by the way. Because they don't play the game and just spam the thread with off topic shit and it's why they refuse to go to umajp
>>563555937>people
Talk me out of it.
>>563555816The one that got fucked wasn't the shit spammer, just a new uma player that wandered into the JP thread instead of the main one on the catalogue seemingly.
>>563555413oh just leisure, would be going with someone so either I return back with them or stay if I feel like there's more to do. this is like kind of my dream after all so I have a ton saved up
>>563555915this happened to Pearl irl
>>563555937Not people, only a dedicated schizo, or a handful of autistsOr maybe a few autistic schizos, who cares, they're irrelevant and must be ignored
>>563556001bwo where's your charm
>pulling shit out of his ass>>563080754>>563083926
>>563555928it's okay anon, atleast we know you don't play the game at all>>563555749>Ryan parenting>reset was 8 hours ago>first win dailylmao>>563555937do not try to understand the mind of someone who does not play the game
>>563556054>wanderedlol lmao
>>563556001ALWAYS GAMBLE
Imagine the alternate timeline where /v/ma never got killed so we never went through any of this bullshit
>>563555937I am just waiting for one of the posts to talk about "spoilers" lol
>>563555490 (the raped)
>>563555937this thumbnail looks like helios giving head
>>563555120fucking look at thishappy now?it's not good enough, I need to retrain
>>563555937Posting spoilers is the work of the devil though, even if it means people can schedule pulls properly
>>563555913that's the headcanon people are going with now, yeah. doesn't appear to actually be true.
>>563556081My shop has been shit this run.>>563556119It didn't work but atleast it was just a get well soon.
>>563556001>failure% > single stat growthMaybe you should and learn the hard way>>563556121>he wants to blame /v/maThis has been going on for months so we won't fall for this gaslight
>>563556060Fascinating, thanks for explaining! Power to you of course, gratz on being able to pull something like this off! Wish I could...
>>563556170not pictured are Groundwork and another skill that's not important
>>563555286The only info you need to know that the anti-JP schizo is a bronze summer Maruzensky S+ shitter during his Pisces Cup according to >>563520339. So he either doesn't play or just very very bad at the game
>>563555846I would cause a World War if it meant getting to nakadashi Fine Motion for the rest of my life
>>563555937they expect you to use the dedicated /umaJP/ thread solely made for the discussion of the jp version of the game
Honestly sweepysite is quite solid VS gametora card compare
>>563556060next time I go to Japan I need to go for longer than 2 weeks, I didn't have enough time to chill
>>563556093I have been shit posting from work up until now. I opened the game to get a screenshot. I don't always make the best decisions. I'll show ya mine if you show me yours
>>563556197But it's true >>563556085
>>563556115yes, from what the posts actually contain. nothing malicious, just MANT posts that nobody would question if they were in /uma/. my bet is they saw /umajp/ on the catalogue and clicked it thinking it was /uma/, not realizing we even had 2 threads. it's not even like the JP uma images would be a red flag, they're posted in /uma/ all day long too.
I'm bending a knee and building that hoguri I luckshitted off the valentine banner12 bad runs in a row is really doing something to my mental
>>563556315I can actually confirm that the scatposter is an S+ shitter. He used to hang out in /v/ma mainly until they kicked him out, IIRC he had multiple melties where he lost finals before. I can even pull up the archive if you guys wantT. I vacation to /v/ma threads
>>563556325How about no?
>>563556326>vibecoded training simulator
>>563556482>only 12 bad runsOh sweetie...
>>563556134She's gorgeous in both dresses.>Right for the aisle>Left, for the honeymoon umapyoi
>>563556001Do it
>>563556520reminder that sweepydev says his code is handwritten btw
https://youtu.be/dI3ErVm27FY
>>563556463There is only like one fucking guy who posts gameplay (stegoposter) and even he pretty much stopped outside of the occasional Anshinzawa. Dude didn't even post his last CM results like he did before.
>>563556463>making shit upDude literally posted in the thread he was having a melty over /uma/ posting JP umas.Get better material schizosister.
>>563556537I'm going to gut you if you say that again
>>563556648Use those guts to grow some balls instead honey
>>563556093uh oh, hypocrite that hasn't posted any gameplay himself alert!!>>563556148I'm pretty sure the spoiler anon is the one that got doxxed and just left the threads after that, we already got confirmation the shit poster and the neicha poster are different anons entirely and like you said the spoiler talk died after that basically. I doubt anyone complaining about spoilers was here from the start anyway, that's a newfag sort of whinging.
>>563556593Nobody cares, buy an ad and kill yourself
>>563556593You know you can buy an ad on 4chan
>>563556826Stfu retard, we already confirmed that we are discord users and sloptuber watchers
>>563556754"Spoiler" bitching happened as far back as 3 months ago. Newfag yes but not "new" new.
>>563556359>a link to a crosspost to a crosspost to a screenshot that proves nothing and is pretty vague at bestthe name isn't even the same
>>563556593it's not even about the game
>>563556646you're confusing the anon that was posting gameplay with one of 2+ confirmed schizos that are different people>>563556484might as well, people are spamming archive links so we might as well get the ones that tell the actual story
They call us 0070 quality discussion0 rooms posted7 different schizos.
>>563556893the anon that got kicked joined a club from here only a few days before the whole thing went down though, it's a different newfag from the one 3 months ago
>>563556941neither is keiba or JP shit btw
>the ones that tell the actual storyDid this general get a sloptuber to make a crazy situation video or got linked to /v/? What's with all the drama sisters tourists?
>>563557250would
KIMI TO
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2043749763477319716
>>563557250TITS TOO VISIBLE
>>563557028https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/730214271/#730217445Here you go. Proof that the indian slop spammer is in fact, a complete shitter and not totopo, courtesy of our /v/ros.
>>563557378ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>563557358Its better than the gay shit yesterday
>>563557358Foidposters were locked up on /v/maNow they are not locked upFoids have short attention spans, so expect the thread to be back to normal in a month or so
I think my danchou hates me..
>>563557474Who cares, blacklist all schizos from /uma/
>>563557474#freetotopo
>>563557583I do
>>563557583challenge him to a tm opera o sticker rapeoff
>>563556482Here's Creek to cheer you up, Anon.
INSANENSANEFIRST SHOPI LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>563556093I showed you my d*ck answer me.
>>563549016Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard.This is the worst CM to have any discussions about because the optimal strat is 2 Doms and an Ace HOguri.Every retard knows how to build Doms so effectively the discussion boils down to "How can I make HOguri better?" And there's only so much you can talk about there.When people talk about the next CM everything will get better
>>563557583I'm right here and I can promise you I don't hate you.
>>563557583Free yourself from the evils of having a danchou
>>563557474they both need to die
>>563551974I want to drink warm milk from those receptacles
>>563557583he would have kicked you by now, they love doing that on whims
>>563557474>CTRL + F "Deleted">all horrible posts are made by one guyIncredible how much damage one retarded faggot can do. Look how he's been poisoning our general, at least this clears rebricked's name.
>>563556484>>563557474The anon that posted >>563520339 here. This is the archive and screenshot of his finals before he proceeded to have a melty over his loss https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562545021/#q562553069You can also ctrl+F deleted in this thread as well
>>563557767>the next CMAnon...
I am going to be running seiun as an ace now and not a parent, you hear me game? I'd hate it if you gave me groundwork sparks on my ACE run.
>>563557767isn't XOguri almost as strong in Tokyo 2400 as she is in Nakayama 2000? So wouldn't the strategy be pretty much the same?I don't have XOguri so I'll be running triple fronts in both CMs, most likely.
>>563553702chances even with 151+ is like 10% you can check the exact proc chances with like chronogenesis
>>563557746This means you can skip the first two G3 and progress bond training instead
>>563547858>>563547875mmm I see>>563547905wouldn't dober and ryan themselves be most optimal then? if you use another late you can only inherit those two (unless you get lucky and proc a maru gp)
duuuuuuumb question but are the story support cards any good? I'm only now reading the story and just got finished with race showersDo some have a higher priority than others?
>>563557831>at least this clears rebricked's name.not really it makes rebricked look like shit for kicking someone that did nothing wrong just because drama lovers baited the danchou into making a fool of himself
>>563557474Imagine jobbing a Medium race of all races
>>563558182>that did nothing wrong
>>563557939>>563557982Fronts should be better in the next CM because of Redshift + Angling. Unless blocker Suzuka works then it will be more dick posting
>>563558179These are only good for F2P
>>563557982>isn't XOguri almost as strong in Tokyo 2400 as she is in Nakayama 2000?No that's 2200m Hanshin, she's just "strong" in 2400m Tokyo.
>used a cleat instead of a megaphone during climax
>>563558215yes, the point of the link is that the guy spamming shit on /v/ was a completely different anon. the guy rebricked banned was plat, the shit spammer was not
Trainer-san run doko
>>563557629succubus
>>563557858Maybe if he spent less time posting shit and asked some more constructive questions he could actually make an SS uma.
>>563558179are you asking if the card is good or the story of the card?Im not aware of any stories on the cards being any decent or even memorable The cards themselves - situational, generally because it has useful skills at the cost of it being only good as, or worst than 3-4lb SRs
>>563557474KEK WHAT A BITCH
>>563558179Team Sirius is usable for f2p. The rest are only really worth it because uncapping cards and leveling cards gives you carats and support bonus, you shouldn't be using those cards as good SRs are better than them.>>563558215if he's not the shit spammer what did he actually do wrong?
>>563557474I don't get why we hate /v/, they're chill as fuck
>>563558381so old and ugly
>>563553540Happy birthday nigga
Hey I'm back from getting groceriesI'm cooking some authentic 餃子 for lunch, I usually cook for like 2-3 people and end up having to eat it over the next days, so any hungry anons are welcome to sit at the table>>563553540Happy Birthday anon, 20s? 30s?
i brought the foids here sorry. i told my xitter besties that uma was full of blushing nerdy boys that held forbidden, lustful cravings for each other's dicks. i told them half the thread was sad broken old men and the other half was energetic 20something zoomers and that the age gap caused simmering tension. so really it's your own fault that they're here.
>>563558464>we/uma/ is not a hivemind, I don't mind them too
>>563558464tribalism is everywhere. not even the global and japanese sides of uma threads on 4chan can coexist, they're always trying to piss each other off and prioritizing ragebaiting over camaraderie.
FATTY ALERTFATTY ALERT
>>563557474>>563557858I expected him to be a shitter but this is still very funny. I hope with this /uma/ would learn to ignore him better
>>563558464they're fine but their knowledge about any uma related stuff besides is 0 which is annoying when they try to fit in, other than that they're cool
>>563558464I don't think we do, most anti-/v/ posting came from the same Indian shit-lover
>>563554937Do you larpers not change file names?
>>563558464Everyone who's actually been there likes /v/ma, they're our chill younger brother and unironically high quality posters. All of the outrage was astroturfed. If you look at their thread right fucking now it's comfy and on topic. The problem is all the schizos waging multiple falseflags to keep /uma/ in chaos and they're a very easy scapegoat.
isn't sirius a top tier fraud?
>>563558567done spamming shit, worked up an appetite? fuck off, you ruined what was a comfy thread.
>>563558381Study for years at university and finally land your childhood dream job, only to end up as a servant for an uma 10 years younger than you who rapes you whenever she feels like it
>>563558464I don't mind /v/, and even if they hate us because we talk about anything tangentially related to uma and not just the video game they did us and themselves a favor by leaving of their own accord anyway.
>>563558786I really want to see her piss herself and crying
>>563558870we really just don't mesh together and it's fine
>>563557474>anti-JP schizo not only was kicked from /v/ for his AI sloppa>he also was humiliated as a B group during Scorpio cup by /v/You /v/ros are fine
>>563558870they don't hate us, they're smart enough to stick to the threads for the content they want (unlike a lot of people here on both sides)
>>563558770personally i just like stirring shit up because they're our rivals. thread drama is fun.
>>563558862Canon btw
>>563558958Hey I did a jiggie of this once.
/v/ma should make a deal with mods similar to scanlation threads on /a/ wherein they’re allowed like once a week
>>563558689>>563558790QRD? I see a lot of deleted posts and stubs
>>563558179most event cards are worthless. Some of them are pretty good if you're f2p, and one or two are used even by whales for a bit longer. The best are:>Narita Brian Speed SSRShits out speed stats when she decides to pretend she's Kitasan>Suzuka Speed SSRgood for front runner skills, gives +3 hints for stuff like Leader's Pride/Fast-Paced, very nice>Bourbon Wit SSR>source for more front runner skills, gives Taking The Lead, very needed front runner skill>Tosen Jordan Speed SSRgood speed growths, has a gold recovery (agemasen, though), she was used a lot in Pisces>Team Sirius Group I haven't used her yet, but Seriru recommends her highly for f2p, and anons have said she's pretty strong when she feels like high rolling.
>>563558957tfw all it takes to cause drama is to bait a danchou into kicking some idiot by stirring the pot enough with falseflags
Happy start of the week.
>>563559141>>563559141>>563559141
>>563559107Story support cards aren't event cards they're the ones you can exchange for CP in the shop
>>563559048I haven't been in /a/ since they started allowing big 3 threads, I'm assuming /djt/ doesn't exist anymore?
>>563558862oh gosh that sounds awfulh-haha wouldn't that be terrible if it happened to you?
>>563559084yeah, you spammed shit images again and now are back to pretending it's not you and asking for a QRD to bask in it. fuck off avatarfag.
>>563558862Lucky for me my uma wouldn't commit rape
>>563558870We talk about other stuff too, I know there's a narrative that we only talk about numbers autism (and yes, thats the main thing) but we also do stuff like watch keiba, talk about the series or shitpost about which girl does sex better or which girl would have the better tax plan or whatever.I don't hate any of you guys, we just don't mesh well because we have separate cultures. There's nothing wrong with that. I hope you guys can ignore the literal shit stirrer.
>>563559191I don’t think so
>>563559181oh yeah, you're right>Rice, Ticket, more or less shit.>McQueengood cope while you're getting Creek's LB up>Brian SSR first actually good story card>Suziesecond good story card>Jordan (is she a story card)third good card
>>563559363Grim.
>>563559323He's mostly a problem for the JP thread due to how slow it is, but even then its at the point where we are watching an autistic kid have a meltdown while most of us ignore it and carry on with our day.
>>563559323you people from /v/ barely know about any otaku shit which is just weird to me considering what franchise uma musume is, I will never understand why do you even play this game
>>563559847I wouldn't say so, bit of a hasty generalization. Recently collectively as a thread we watched ping pong the animation and we've had a lot of successful "crossover" threads with other weeb topics (yugioh, mecha, sentai, etc) dont believe everything you read. We are chill.
>>563560045that has nothing to do with oshikatsu and uma though, which is literally 50% of the content
>>563560105Eh, idol shit isn't for me. A minority of the thread is really into it, but I just really like keiba and the gameplay itself with cute hot girls.
>>563560354which is why you only consume 50% of the content lol>A minority of the thread is really into itliterally not even trueI'm at most neutral to you from /v/ but you know absolutely nothing about what makes uma musume so good as a franchise
