Previous: >>566188225 >Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Oh perfect, a NTRfag thread, who would have guessed
Tazuna. This is supposed to be a Final Shop.
>>566227359>Muh V = NTR poster>Muh scatposting topopo>Muh dox>Muh discord /uma/ clubs>Muh /uma/ club vs /uma/ club dramaStop with the infighting, this general smells like putrid trash for 2 months in a row due to the posts above.Focus guys, remember the good ol times, WE only shit on gaslighting umatubers here like this retarded "f2p" wit"god" fraud.Stop with the friendly fire already.
This thread will be lewder
HonseFun is a casual club with one spot open for an active trainer!Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game
wa[\spoiler]hey
sex with hags
this thread will be betterjust [-] club dramashit, ntrshit, and anti-ntr shit
>>566227456Maybe if the schizos didn't target me for liking a Uma like anyone else in here, I would not feel the need to kill them by exposing them to the public.
>>566227427Wow! What an image for first post! I'm gonna reply to it!
Do your dailies or the world shall know my fury
>>566227502
>>566227427Sex with SiriSex with SpeedSex with LunaSex with TeioOyakodonFamily funSexual relations with my family>>566227534POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS ANON
It's oji-san hours so question for the uncsWho was your favorite Thomas the Tank Enginer character
>>566227438This is the people you're aligning yourself with when you try to stir shit up with NTRcuck instead of just ignoring
>>566227587Why does it keep getting smaller every new thread? Is this a metaphor for Uma getting close to EoS?
Special Week is wholesome and adorable and we love her very much.
>>566227602Just a couple weeks away...!
>Medium S actually procsShit, shit this is my first real run in like a week. I need to actually remember how to play the game.
>>566227659James because I successfully got my parents to name my brother's middle name after him because I liked the character so much.
>>566227659They scared me because they were too uncanny. I didn't like anyone at all
>>566227604I only have 1 working hand and I'm forced to phonepost.......>>566227359wrong previous it's this one>>566207812>>566207812>>566207812
>>566227438>did not look at the OP>WAHHH NTRThis is the schizo crying and ruining every thread.
danchou made a deal with the deVilhe has no power over him
Stego cute.
>>566227760This guy is a genuis.
>>566227659I don't remember any names but I loved that accident song and see them crash
>>566227692>>566227836Are you guys retarded? This is him literally telling you to bake or he will bake >>566227067Now just because he used Marche for the OP image doesn't mean this is not his thread
Super Creek is F A T.
you'd think twin turbo would just choose to be a sprinter
>>566227659I was injected at birth with a giga dose of Pokemania so I didn't really interact with Thomas the Tank Engine
AAAAAIIIIEEE
>>566227834>it's this oneTo be fair that one is cringe, from the OP right to the bottom
58547933CM Lobbies
Where is the read muvluv ritual post? Not going to post after we saw you crying in /v/ma? LMAO
>>566227659I watched Jay Jay the Jet Plane more than Thomas the Tank Engine,
>>566227659I liked Bob the Builder better
>>566227930No, I actually baked and used a Marche image instead instead of himIn fact it was me falseflagging the entire time!From now on I'll announce myself as V and attach myself to every single uma so everyone is a schizo, everyone is V, and every uma is NTR.faggot.
>>566228048that's fair to say... I was just keeping the order
>>566227516V is going to love these in a year when topro is relevant enough to get one
>>566227659My neigha Edward was the GOAT.
SEX WITH TOREINA ON A DANGEROUS DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYerby
You fail to learn anything.You fail to learn anything.You fail to learn anything.
>>566227930Mindbroken fr fr
>>566228127Unironically outs you as a zoomer, just the oldest of the zoomers.
https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>566227659gordon
>>566228184
>>566227035 Pocket trainer has a gym under a bridge just like Danpei (not to mention he ressembles Danpei a lot), Pocket takes Tachyon as her rival for defeating her and later gets mentally affected by not being able to win a rematch against tachyon due to tach's injuryTachyon in BoNE is basically Rikiishi
Just want to double check: this or Takarazaku Kinen?
>>566228130See >>566228172
>>566227359>Non global umaFucking kill yourself
>>566227659I liked Thomas and the big blue engine. I can’t bother anymore once I realized everything was narrated by that fraud
>>566228070>look in>UG Bahbin & Maru>
>>566228130all of you drama stirrers should just fuck off
>>566228215Damn, you got me
>>566228283>582 speed>bakushin KitasanI'd personally go for Takarazuka Kinen instead and just chase the speed during the summer, but you do you
After lurking much in this thread, I think a lot of you think you are smarter than you are. You tend to make a lot of correlation equals causation, overconfidence in pattern recognition, and lack object permanence.
>>566228352yea, turns out people who start fights are the annoying ones, huh?all of this could have been avoided if people didn't take the schizo's side and just ignored NTRfag if they don't like them.
>>566228251>>566228184>>566228373She say that word by word
>>566228456>overconfidence in pattern recognitionThis + gambling/gacha is a hilarious combo though
If everyone doesn't shut the fuck up about NTR totopo club drama schizo scatjeet whatever im going to the IRC
>>566228446>forced stego slopoh im noticing
>>566227659I forgot his name since I didn't watch it a lot as a kid, but it was the fat dude in a suit.
>>566228456I am a literal genius. I know practically everything. No one will ever come close to me in intellect. You cannot tell me otherwise.
>>566227559Just do it like Stego anon, dont give them (You)s
>>566228456hehe anon said im smart
>>566228602the Immediate Rectum Craterizer?
>>566227834Sex with helios posters
>>566228661finally a good post
>>566228602NTR totopo club drama niggaJust go
>>566228602Dad no!
orange
>>566228461>just ignore the guy that vandalizes the OP and spams 50 posts a thread and habitually doxxes people that mildly upset himsure bro
>>566227659I barely remember anything about Thomas. I have more memories of Lambchop and Barnie than I do of Thomas. I wasn't really a trains person until my early teens and it was like only for a year until my next hyper-fixation kicked in. Alien vs predator.
>>566228456I don't think though. My secret is that I just throw shit at the board
>>566227659My thumbs up is with Edward, the hard working joe. Oh, and some food for thought. Thomas YTPs are a thinghttps://youtu.be/YqVsK2rIL4I?si=t-i4r6piXVp_DulK
>>566228456I have seen past the veil and understand that intelligence is meaningless compared to faith in Shiraoki-sama
>>566228739Stop typing in lower case
>>566228712what the hell is that
>>566228602How thin is your skin to get offended by NARITA TOP ROAD NARITA TOP ROAD NARITA TOP ROAD NARITA TOP ROAD NARITA TOP ROADI want to see you piss your pants as you try to beg because you let that guy ruin your day
>>566228456Thank you and remember getting Red Shift on fronts in overrated
>>566228712Totopo?
>>566228678sorry anon.... I'm taken
>>566228627He's called The Fat Controller
>>566228661https://x.com/CB_Aisiteru/status/2052323340036300848I got botnetted by this post.
>>566228070>my shitters took 1stgood enough, I won't be fighting UG fronts in the actual CM anyway
>>566227659i never watched that, i was more into live action edutainment stuff when it came to train/machinery autism
>>566228614nyaice nature
>>566228909>I won't be fighting UG fronts in the actual CM anywayI said this during CM12..
>>566228070That was a bit weird, the Oguri didn't even activate her unique and somehow got a lucky win84426557
>>566227659Not that fucking arsehole Gordon that's for damn sure.
>>566228712Matikanefukukitaru is so cute, but I just know she's the kind of girl to get roped into flat earth and homeopathy and all that shit.
post something nice
>>566228879Erm, calling someone fat is offensive so his name is actually Sir Topham Hat
>>566228461This is what I have been telling these idiots for a month now, yes a month. This drama goes all the way back to a fucking month.Siding with schizos is never a good look and only helps them derail threads even further.NTRfag is an avatarfag and like any other of that type they get bored if you don't give them attention, and even then their posts were always on topic to Umamusume.Shit advice? Sure. Posting his forehead uma? Everyone here post his oshi.I remember when we used to skip threads with latinx OP, but last thread survived and the Cafe one died for whatever reason. More proof that /uma/ is not /uma/ anymore and mostly invaders.>>566228739>Typing in lower case againOkay schizo-kun, can you point the threads he vandalized and how? He updates the OP with the monthly info. He uses his oshi for them, sure but is not like he bakes 50 threads a day for you to become melty troon incarnate.>>566228602Go faggot, and on your way there why don't you stop on Leddit and never come back?
>>566228909If you were the Front runner I'm pretty sure you ran out of Stam
>>566228661>>566228894
>>566228809>>566228846That Fuku with a round hair cut
>>566229006>homeopathyFuku is not gay
"BWO MANT MAKES TOP TIER PARENTS EVEN FAILED ACES BECOMES A GOD PARENT BWO"The average MANT spark:
>>566229073it is what it isI'm a shitter so I have to do stam gambling
>>566229069This is V btw
>>566229069How bout posting more beautiful uma unlike Cafe next time hmmm
>>566229069>even then their posts were always on topic to Umamusume.you don't need to white knight for them with blatant lies anymore, they doxxed someone and left their own name uncensored 2 threads ago. the mask is off.
>>566228739yes, ignore and report, retard
>>566228879HA HA FAT PEOPLE HATE SO FUNNY!!!!!CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHINGCUZ ITS NOT LIKE FAT PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVESCUZ ITS NOT LIKE FATPHOBIA IS ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE MAKE FAT JOKES EVERY DAYCUZ ITS NOT LIKE FAT PEOPLE HAVE THE FOOD COMPANIES AND THE CORPORATIONS AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM
>>566229040God, I hate fat people.
>>566229176This is V btw
>>566229006after experiencing LOVE with her TOREINA she has gotten over most of itDO NOT UNDERESTIMATE the POWER of TORELOVE
>>566228940I-I make S+ umas, s-surely...
>>566229069I don't think there has ever been a more clear example of someone pretending not to be themself to compliment themself and damage control.
>>566229176See >>566228130>>566229203You can't think logically or be rational. You are emotional like a woman.>The mask is offHe never had a mask to begin with, since someone in his club doxxed him a while back.>>566229332See >>566228130
>>566229307This is V btw
post something cute
>>566228941Take a break from the meltdowns and join my lobby
>>566229274FAT
Narcissism is a bitch, isn't?
>>566229274*breaks your leg*
>>566229386Something cute
>>566229374This is V btw
>>566229386C for CuteC for Curren-chan
My epic MANT moment is when the faggot game doesn't give you a single bbq item in junior and expect you click the 1 support trainings every turn
Will Frenzied Late/End/Pace fuck my fronts up?
>>566229386
>>566229006I don't see her getting into homeopathy, but I do see a bad end where she gets into 5G/Fluoride conspiracy stuff as "Interference that cuts her off from the divine"
>>566229386This artist way of drawing umas is the cutest
>>566229513Stego cute
>>566229372Oh what a coincidence, he says the same thing!https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565977456/#q566079930
>>566229143clearly you don't own an air fryer
>>566229487>give the styles that are likely overstammed free velocity boostsyea
>>566229069just post the basic blonde bitch bwo
>>566229513That's a boy
>>566229386I want to pinch Taiki's cheeks so much
>>566229558Very
>>566229625he won't like that... be prepared anon....
>>566229563Did I hit a nerve? He came to the same conclusion as me. Says a lot about you. Fix your life.
>>566228894>>566229105
>566229732it means you're the same faggot
>>566229069>NTRfag is an avatarfag and like any other of that type they get bored if you don't give them attentionHe has been hated and still spams here months and months on end. Not giving him attention doesn't work, he just replies to himself and spams unwanted replies to every post he can until a newfag doesn't know better.>Everyone here post his oshi.Most people have an oshi relevant to the game and don't intentionally use the wrong thread to piss people off by spamming an irrelevant character. It's telling that you posted a JP image with this, even if you're not V, which sounds pretty likely, you're obviously a butt buddy of his from the JP side so you have no clue how annoying it is to see spam of characters nobody here gives a fuck about.>and even then their posts were always on topic to Umamusume.Extremely blatantly untrue. He frequently blogposted from the start and whines and bitches all the time, down to doxxing people. I'd be shocked if more than 50% of his posts are on topic. >schizoing out about lowercase lettersWhy are you pretending not to be V again? Nobody else cares about letter case. >why don't you stop on Leddit and never come back?Why don't you go back to the discord server you're from instead of shitting up 4chan by acting like we just need to accept your avatarfagging egowhore butt buddies that go against the very core of what 4chan is about?
>>566229642>>566229739You wouldn't be so cute without your hat
Mr CB propaganda posting must be kept to an appropriate minimum.
>>566229732This is genuinely pathetic
If only V wasn't an ESL faggot, he could've gotten away with all of it
>>566229667No, she's a cute girl.
stop fighting
>>566227659I was more into power rangers
>2025 /uma/>"DANCHO HE DONATED PINK SHOES KICK HIM">One dancho makes an autism document where he tracks individual fan gains>2026 /uma/>a schizophrenic and an esl walk into the threadWhat went wrong?
My son(girl) can't come to global soon enough
>>566229636Cute Journey
>>566229804Curious how none of you are being a seething faggot to the spamming staygoldtranny who is also an avatarfag posting off topic bullshit constantly.
>>566229848it's overthe schizo defense force are currently locked in combat against the NTR defense forceto pick sides and be stupid is inherently gacha gamer behavior
>>566229848I'll fight you!
>>566229923Speaking of Power Rangers, saw a clip of Tommy's last apperance and he transformed to all his forms
>you're a new trainer at tracen>some random ojiisan passes you by>"your trainee is a basic bitch" he saysHow do you respond without sounding mad as fuck?
>>566228861This might be my favorite Helios (and Palmer) pic.
All of you shut the fuck up or else I'm cumming in Marche's puppet.
Just filter the NTRnigger Jesus ChristNow you can't see his meltdowns
>>566229972TSKR
7 and everyone gets along.
I binged watched Fate Strange Fake while doing MANT parent runs, and now I'm mad because it ended up in a huge cliffhanger, and it will probably take like 4 years to get the season 2 now. I don't like Nassu stuff that much to go read the manga, so now I have nothing to watch while MANTing
>>566229923Lightspeed Rescue was my favorite Power Rangers series
>>566230031Do not.
>>566230094>4everyone will DIE
>>566229953Curious how you deflect with this every time we call you out NTRanon, when you're the only person that gives a shit about staygoldanon. If he was as bad as you, where are the threads he derails? You're the only one actually in the worst tier of poster here, all alone.
>>566230060
>>566230029I like that one a lot too, the matsuri vibes are great
>>566230101>boring basic bitch anime taste
>>566230145I didn't want to kill anyone, it's not a random act of kinda nice
>>566230026Don't.
>>566230094Its over...
>>566230174How new are you? we have derailed threads from anti-jp schizo lashing out at stego. It even had scatposting tier melty
>>566229274fatty fatty boombalatty
>>566230026By murdering him
>>566230094Man I love Fuku, that's a great uma.>>566230101Not your personal blog faggot, and this isn't /a/.
>>566230274>4Everyone will die TWICE
>wojakgo back to /V/ faggot
When's my oshi Star Anis gonna race?
>>566230101taste as his as the blond bitch
Also, does anyone actually uses the term butt buddy? or is it just one guy
>>566230373AHHHHHH
>>566230423Ew, AI designed outfit
I want Cheer NatureI want Mr. CBI'm 95 pulls into Nature's bannerI got 21k free caratsI got 38 card scout ticketsWhat do i do what do i do
>>566229957You give the faggot an inch and he'll take the mile. This is why former NTRcuck apologists are equally as liable as he is for the current state of this general.Looking at you, Tachyonfag and Cafefag. You were his circlejerk buddies before you turned tail and fled.
>>566230441I use the term IRL a lot.
I will save this thread from drama posting. Nobody can resist the gacha.
oh shit oh fuck
>>566230373It's only because Shiraoki-sama demands it
Wish I could run both Oguri and XOguri haha....
>>566230436>taste as his as the blond bitchSo eager to shitpost on cooldown he forgot to make sense
Again as I said, I don't like Nassu stuff that much since he can only write one story and keeps doing in on repeat forever. I guess it is just good background noise while playing Umamusume.
>>566230529Commit to Nattie. You invested to much anyway. Save for CB rerun
>>566230441it's a semi-common term to mock discord trannies, the archive shows it gets used in other threads too. not constantly but often enough that it's not something the 1 anon made up.
>>566228941Well the lobby didn't fill but the combined /uma/ team beat the Raider Taishin team
Legendary Trainer dies at the end.
>>566230548>PalmerNOOOOOOOOWORST GYARUWORST MEJIRO
>>566230642That Mr. CB rerun is in late September!
>>5662305297 and you skip CB banner
>>566230423we postan SEX?
>>566229274RESULTS ARE NEVER INSTANTINCRIMENTAL PROGRESS GIVES GAINSBELIEVE IN YOURSELF, THE HARDWORK IS NEVER EASYKEEP TRYING AND NEVER GIVE UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94yoe5MmKI
soon...
>>566230625its Nasu you fucking larper
>>566230660>>566230441The term "butt buddy" got popularized by South Park by the way.
>>566229274just don't get fat lmao
>>566230548
>>566230026I calmly post his photo and address and his trainee's recent second place finish on the bulletin board.
>>566230672I did my beshtonly chikezo was excited to join the dahbyt. open league chadmaybe I'll try and make one with Medium Sor with capped speed instead of capped power
>>566230191
>>566230743stop falling for zero effort bait from the worst poster here, he is that desperate for any attention at all
>more /V/ WOJAKS
>>566230706Well thats plenty time to save up again, just hope you get a SSR copy of Light Hello in the free pulls
>>566230346A little overkill don't you think
>>566230757kek
>duo front + bigniggerMore cancerous than XOguri was last CMYes I'm seething
>>566230814kek
>>566230672I didn't join again because I was afraid of your team
>>566227659>This many boomers itt Never never never never never never never never like ever reply to me in this thread you gross disgusting cringe fossils gross gross gross 40+ senile decrepit faggots even worse than just uncs oh my god so gross I share general with an actual unwashed unshowered dinosaurs
>>566229673I want to pinch her nipples
which umas falseflag and shitpost on umachan?
>>566230548UMA GOSH! I got Teio poster, he returned!
>>566231043Ooga booga
>>566231043This post gave me a boner
>>566230971going hard on front is at least respectable because you have to be truly mentally ill to invest that much effort into every CM, which is why fronts are never common in live CMhogdom is literally both easy and disgusting
>>566229739sell me on CB
Oh is typing the name of your boyfriend wrong enough to make you seethe? Nassu or Nasu, wow I missed it his name by an S.In any case I think I'll watch the previous Fate before Strange Fake. Well watching with one eyes since I am playing Uma anyway,
>>566231096i wanna fuck the shit out of both of them
POST TOP 3JUDGE OTHERS
>>566230174Still didn't answer why one is causing rampant shitposting and the other isn't despite being exactly the same.
>Frontrunner career's races>10% of the time there's no other frontrunners>Other times, 36th gateI LOVE PAYING THE CLOCK TAX
>>566230548FULL ARMOR FUKUKITARU
>>566231043this is hot
>>566231043gold city would say this
>>566230824I noticed your Ticket but yeah she is never gonna compete in a Graded lobby.I never played Open League but I think you might not have enough Stam and maxxing out Power but only having 950 Speed is weird.Though thinking about it you probably do have enough Stam since your Speed is so low.
>>566231225Still wondering what the fuck CM would allow all three of them to form a thematic team
Fate/Zero was the Jujutsu Kaisen of the early 2010s Nasu was a mistake.
stegosaurus sex
>>566231317Arima Kinen CM would've been a good one
>>566231225
>>566231406>>566231317Which already happened?
>>566231440
>>566231396At first I thought those were his legs and he was plowing her from behind and he had a really tiny waste.
>>566230825TOO MANY KISSES
>>566231406In Sagittarius, Tama would have been fine and Christmas Cap would have had a decent chance too if she was consistent on heals but Creek would have been fucked
>>566231440YOU CANNOT DENY THISRICE SHOWER AND HARU URARA ARE THE SEXIEST HEBES IN THIS GAME
Yaeno Muteki's story has good music and atmosphereShe feels like a real umamusume if umamusume were real, if that makes sense
>>566231440they're boys so it's ok to post this
>>566231135I just hope this one is one those "actual thing is easier than test rooms" CM
>>566231302>maxing out power but only having 950 speed is weirdsometimes you get your drink, and sometimes your drink gets youI like that chikezo because she had 31 races and 31 wins
>>566231440nishino flower doesn't look like that
Imagine how comfy we'd be if we had ids
>>566230825
>>566231440Breasts too big
>>566231440Delete this
Which skills do you suggest? She has medium S and enough stamina to survive.
>>566231634it would just make the 50 posts from V ITT even more disheartening for people to witness. the jannies and mods can see IDs but this fag is still shitting up the thread to this day
>>566229040I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>566231440they will never jerk you off OP
>>566231440AHHHHHHHHHHH IM SPUUUUUURTIIIIING
>>566231440You can't post that
>>566231587that's every CMunless you're SS+ to UG tier then test rooms are going to be your reality
>>566231137https://youtu.be/JjBtnUDP-co?si=GWW1xBZqWUsc9TDU&t=29
>>566231634Mods won't allow it because it would expose their designated general ruining pets. In our case, an avatarfag.
>>566231720just get escape artist and front corners
>>566231440I can’t be the only one that cares about the ToS
>>566231660
>>566228879That makes me think of that enemy in Demon's Souls directing the face trains around while rubbing his belly and laughing
>>566231225>>566231539>>566231768If I needed any more proof niggas here don't play the gameSad fan count
>>566231720Straightaway, FR corners, Med corners and get Spring Runner to double circle
>>566231834AvatarfagSmore than one
>>566227659No Donald chads? Also boomers watched Thomas? I'm gen z and it was my main childhood show
>>566231720Escape and Corners, you should be getting more SP tho
>>566231884I'm sorry that I have job and dont want to play a fucking gacha game every waking hour...
>>566230757This is why Sumika and Daiwa posters are better people.
>>566232063get a better job that lets you do nothing anon
>>566231876Against the Kawakami kisser, there can be no victory. You win this round.
What would you do if your uma does this to you? Personally, I'd scream as loud as I can.
>>566232137You literally couldn't miss the cumshot even if you tried
>>566232159Don't fucking lie.
>>566232064This looks like early SD AIslop.
>>566231225More Bourbon runs soon...
>>566232159Are (You) perhaps a faggot?
>>566230548bullshit, the director promised a 3*
>>566232159start crying
>>566232159I'm proud of you for finding the bravery to get out of the closet in the most homosexual gay possible
>>566232127But I already got a better job that pays big bucks
>>566232267Make it more blatant that you're a sweepy user
BIG WOMEN.BIG.WOMEN.
>>566227659I don't remember the exact circumstances but that one episode where they fucking kill the box cars really stuck with me all these years.I really resonated with Henry from the deforestation episode and how losing all the trees made him sad.
>>566227950She breastfeeds me with those
>>566232292That's the scamcha for you.
>>566232326Unfortunately just an autist.
>NPCs can have 2 golden debuffs on juniorwhat the fuck
>>566232421Why lie
>>566232292I'd rather get a 2* after a rainbow gate than getting an off banner dupe from akikawa opening the door I swear I almost break my phone after that happened to me TWICE in a single banner and got neither Natie or Halo
>>566232319How much is big bucks?
>>566232349it was a fucking weird show. They get into these brutal accidents and I recall one creepypasta episode where some train falls off a bridge and dies
>>566230548As foretold!
>>566231792CB's got a nice voice, but I'm looking for HOW she'll melt my heart.
>>566232137
>>566232450He looks like a Front main bwo, he isn't lying
>>566231225 10/10>>566231426 wrong thread>>566231539 10/10>>566231768 7/7>>566231949 10/10>>566232051 9/10If I do everyone I get flagged for spam
>>566230548This lazy uma...
>>566232497In burger bucks it would 133'787 USD annualy
>>566232658trainable meek when
>>566231973Back in our day, at least in the states, it aired as part of a greater show on PBS called Shining Time Station. They used the episodes of thomas the tank engine as like fables, or moral stories to tell the kids to cheer them up or help them frame a situation in a better light.Whole show is on youtube apparently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3CWc84k8zM&list=PLbhFWHR78GmTf7Zk6Oo0OO_AXRbzjGoBn
>>566231225this is more than I expected
>>566232575kek, it took me a moment to find it.
>>566232674
>>566232702I don't want that much money in my butt
Wait, they fixed Team Sirius to be able to retrigger Pure Passion from normal trainingsWhy didn’t anyone mention this?
>>566232898BUCKS not BUTTS, you retard.
>>566233001I know that I'm talking about annualy which is another word for butt
>>566232980hasn't it always been thereit's also a shit card no one likes to use
>>566232980sorry i don't use that meme card
>>566233143That would anally, you big doofus.
Schizo test
Just pood really hard and blood came out, ripped my butthole again
>>566233219Oh.. ok
>>566233286Teiobwo...
>>566233292Oguri is too cute, cant be that mad
>>566233286Eating spicy noodles did that to me too
>>566231949sweeps>>566232051sweeps>>566232052sweeps>>566232267sweeps
>Never got offered a whistle this run and had a rainbow-less second summerAnnoying, but 4 SSR chains did finish and speed cooperated pretty well to where I entered that summer with 925 speed, so I guess that's the trade-off. Still would have liked closer to 900 wit and some more guts, but I can cope enough to build my other two umas before I try rolling on power Marvie again. BOFA was a panic buy during Classic Year before Maestro came up right before Haruten, points I could have thrown at Radiant Star or a Ramp Up with double circled abilities, ah well
we don't have to live like this
>>566233209I was under the impression that it was a feature of future group cardsI hadn't seen it mentioned beforeMaybe I'm wrong
>>566233407
>>566232286sweeps>>566232347sweeps>>566232359doesn't play the game>>566232638sweeps
>>566233517Nope I don't sweep, try playing the game
>>566233484er... do you have a catbox link please?
>>566232834doesn't play the game>>566233284plays the game>>566233334doesn't play the game
>>566233484Good point, why don't we have Uma&Co kick VBetter yet, why don't we remove Uma&Co from this thread at all
>>566233484really, while im doing a taiki run?
>>566233286You should loosen your butt from time to time
>>566233638why is this guy deadset in making grass work
>>566233638>0 Front lobby>his Seiun gets raped>Pace Christmas Oguri wins with an NSM procc of off his Seiun
>>566233734Oshi gaming?
>>566231859I care, which is why I don't post porn outside of catbox links, but I WILL save every single piece of porn posted here.
>>566233638I think I should make an El ace just in case I qualify for A finals and face this chink and beat him with upcapped stats.
>>566233668>unprompted schizo>V derangement syndrome
>>566233734he cried when grass wonder died around the first taurus cup bwo... you just don't get it
Marry and impregnate your academy director
>>566233484Isn't this the animator that said she wouldn't do Uma porn.
>>566233638I tried making spechud work but couldn't.He's going to lose.
>>566231426Kill yourself
reminder that this happened because Uma&co was too comfy so dramatards can't have A+ clubs do thatDacchis is next
come challenge my umas after kitasan and jordan didn't finish their chains889269778892697788926977
>>566231225suzuka love
>>566231225Well, I didn't expect this, I don't recall even playing Tachyon that much outside of figuring out TT formations early on and spark farming for XOguri last CM. Her experiments doing work on me.
>>566231426When's the update where we can actually see how many bond points we have?
>>566232343Let's not bring back Big Uma
>>566233602It is Fearess, it really takes no effort to find this.https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/42383001>>566233668Mind broken. Rent free. L + cope.
>>566232809I watched it on TV and on borrowed VHS tapes. Never seen the version you watched despite also being from the states so they must've gotten rid of those irl segments by the time I watched. I supposedly even have the book version of the episode you posted. Umamusume.
who is he talking to
>>566234128why not
>>566233934but VF is not you...
>>566234164>do your own OC>nobody will PAY for your shit>this man takes other people's scenes>he gets PAIDI hate you NTR nigger.
>>566234296Yeah, I'm a better trainer.
>>566234001We still haven't gotten rid of the mole in our club, and I don't think danchou will pursue it after we agreed to ignore it. It's a good thing since ingame chat is always cool
>>566232702what is your job position called?
Which uma is for me if I like this frog
>>566233638Is VF the most humiliated uma sloptuber?>lost last 2 CMs against jobbers>said he'll take it easy during the scenario he claimed he's best at>not 90% wr but claims he isAnd then I saw this random club recruiting using his humiliation results
>>566234391Mejiro Ryan, because you're a tryhard
>>566234391Agnes Digital
>>566234386I dont want to disclose anymore in regards to my work situation
In a just world, ntrfag, staygoldtranny and chiyonofaggot would just drop dead. This world is not just.
>>566233912yeah she respects horse too much :^)
>>566234473who is the chiyofaggot
>>566234421Just typical browns (Thai, Viet, Indo, etc) hating on other successful 1st world asian countries. Jealousy is a bitch
>targeting the posters instead of the schizosI know what you are. Reminder that the entire thing happened 1 month ago when all the avatarfags have been around for longer.
>>566234421NOOOO YOU NEED TO BLUR AND BLOCK HIS NAME PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL
32649709Sprint Testing
>>566234421
>>566234473What is funny is that they belong in this thread more than you do newfagThey have been here since the beginning, you only got here a month ago when /v/ explodedSecondary tourist ESL retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARIrDYn9aIs
>>566234603>>566233638>>566234421
>>566234029this time i'm posting only the first 3, note to self front runners are strong, but golshi is a menace toostrong umas, congrats bros
>>566234635what are you testing? TT Sprint Umas?
>>566234465gay
>someone leaves the guild>2nd person says he is burned out and debates on leaving>3rd person agrees and leaves>4th person agrees>2nd person leaves>4th person leavesHuh? Guys whats going on?
>>566234473there is only one poster here that deserves everyones ire
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>566234707I'm testingTestingTestingTestingTestingTfging .T3et
>>566234687I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>566234421>45mil monthly
>>566231225>Oshi and a bunch of parent runs/Golshi for the first Golshi weekChecks out
>>566234706are those fronts running natty stam without recoveries? I'm trying to figure out if I'm overstmaming or understamming, but I also have to bring swinging
>>566234687Creek is hag stolen valor. She's a 17 year old that just has a fetish for babying men.
>Someone joins my club followed by 3 other peoplehehe
>Get sick of fishing for distance sparks for Medium>Decide to try doing Nishino practice runs for Gemini because it's less stressful.>Two mile and a medium S procs>All the supports finish, almost capped pow/wit, and has good skills too>Actually got a usable Gemini ace on a random bullshit run when I'm probably 20 runs into trying to get a decent GolshiI fucking hate it here.
>>566234824Your guild is full of pussies
>>566234824Tamalove...
I HATE FRONT RUNNERS
>>566234706Finally my Golshi won against an /uma/ room duo frontThanks for hosting bwo
You can't just add a slur behind an Uma's name to discribe posters who post thoes Umas!
>>566234876>>566208116>>566207235 have how much stam they finished with, seiun probably could have gone without the rosy outlook
>>566235057>SuzukaposterOk fag
>>566234421>45M monthly>worse rank than Mambo
>>566234876unless i'm mistaken cacao and radiant star are recovery skills, also doesn't feel like neither of them gassed out but i also think they probably went over the stamina req, 1000 is what was recommended without any recoveries, or at least that's what i read here>>566234983congrats!
>>566235057Anyone who posts NTR is a Vposter
>>566234980get fucked endcuck>>566235057Suzuniger
>>566234708Nice try Mr.CIA
>>566235057Whatever you say Suzukike
>>566235117They are CM addicts, Mambo is a sweeper club.
>>566235117Orange...
>>566235117bwo just wait for the plat titles dox feature, then we're gonna shitpost a lot
>>566235192I'm just jobless and interested in possible things to work towards desu
>>566235173Hate Vposters and VDS schizos
>>566235117They play the game unlike Mambo who just sweeps
>>566235392file too big
>indos are obsessing over club rankings and fan countsHave you niggers tried spending that time trying to get a job?
>>566234871A Biwabro.11/10>>566235117Many such cases
>>566235350If you can, go into the chemical or pharma sector. Thats what I did, but I also studied and learnt something relevant for that. Dunno how useful that is for you.
I wonder if Kitasan has to mate again today...
remember the good old days of sloptubers
>>566235505Stop samefagging, nobody likes Biwa
>>566234635I just wanted to race...I see how it is /uma/....WAAAAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAHWaah...Wah
>>566234391
>>566235579they should livestream it!
>>566235614But I do...
>>566235635I don't want to get doxxed
>>566235635This >>566235694Today's not a good day for rooms
>>566235635You can't join races with less than 15 minutes left you should have cried 5 mintues ago so we could join
>>566235609She didn't deserve this... and the next one
>>566234635Icant join anymore
>>566234658I don't think anyone from /v/ remains here since they're doing well in their new home. I don't like the /v/ boogeyman that sometimes we default to
guessI finally stopped being lazy and finished the mission
>>566235614There's at least three of us here!
>>566235827She's right there
>>566235731>Waaah waaaah don't doxx my videogame name that has no value or important information WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH even tho I have been harassing you for a month please don't doxx meeee WAAAAHFaggot join the room and stop being retarded
>>566235579>NOOO I don't wanna cum! save me>GoldShip-san>Teio-san>Dia-chan>Torenaaaasomething like thatprobably
>>566235609That indonesian woman should slop on my tube until I stop being racist
>>566235614I like 2 things about herIt's her boobs
>>566235827Enjoy Spe Chud
Is it just me or has /uma/ gotten more and more bitter and mean-spirited lately? We always called each other niggers, like everywhere on the site, but it used to be more like banter among friends. What happened...
>>566235614I do.
>>566235827gross... I already have youI really hoped for taiki
I think Dia would be a good girl and not rape me
>>566235808There's a fact that we haven't get ridden of scatjeet. He just changed tactic and resorted to falseflagging, and there are times he can't help but shitpost with scatposting just like yesterday both in here and the JP thread.
>>566235609>the girl who is only good at games where you can grind, loses in a game where grinding doesn't workI don't know what I expected really
>>566235913Some people are too thin skinned and take that kind of banter too seriously. Zoomers can't live in spaces used by 4chan oldfags.
>>566235827mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ogurin
>>566235808>I don't think anyone from /v/ remains hereIs that why the guy that got doxxed immediately crossposted to /v/ma because he was so butthurt about it? No one from /v/ you say... the scat posting still happens and that came with /v/, same as the other schizo retards who still hangout here even tho they don't play the game.
>>566235913A schizo latched onto an old avatarposter
>>566235827McCute
>>566235913MANT did this...
>>566235913YOU DONT GET IT. THEY INSULTED MY WAIFU
>>566235873so damn hot, I need Rice, Fuku, Ryan or Cafe to cry this
>>566235985she grinded, grinded like an autistic fuck but lost due to shitty game coding and the most unlucky rng ever, it wasn't her fault but it was at least funny
>>566235913actual niggers showed up
>>566235614I do! But ever since she got a great spark set early into MANTblazer, she's been set to parenting until she can escape the legacy. She shall race in CMs again one day
>>566236073IS THAT
>>566236018Someone else admitted to being the guy who crossposted but keep making up suff that suits your narrative
>>566236073I can see it
>>566235467
>>566236073the fucking ToS how many times do I have to tell you
>>566235694>>566235731I'm a nice boy...I wouldn't do that!>>566235856Not me! I somewhat agree with the sentiment though...
>>566235802you can't become a bride anymore either
>>566236129smaller
is this artist alive again?
I will now cum inside the Director
>>566235913>Schizo that don't belongs gets obsessed with oldfag avatarfaggot>Oldfag brings the old ways back and executes him in broad daylight>Redditor election tourists act surprised after the fact they sided with the schizo for weeksThis site was never the same after 2016, it got even worse after the hack, and it will keep getting worse.
kingu love
>>566236264Finally a good fucking post
>>566236125and we know it's not someone who does damage control to save face for /v/ or himself because?and that's not even mentioning the scatjeet that anon brought up.
>>566236073
>>566236047oi
>>566235913>basic blonde bitchanons can't take bants anymore
>>566236264
http://poal.me/2zi5mf
>people are running debuffers in CM14 room matchesNot even mile is safe, when does it end...
reminder that multiple clubs got discords, they're just not known. >t. knower
>>566236492It's either that or I join with two umas anon
>>566236159ToS doesn't apply to what's clearly a hUMAn in-game OC that has no relation whatsoever to real horses the rights of which are held by third parties.Sugar Lights, Tazuna, Riko, Aoi, Tucker, Light Hello are all valid.
>>566236483>Can't add another answerKWAB faggot
Is this that type of tranny bar that's in the Yakuza games?
>>566236198
>>566236443You know, I wonder which umas have a canon fat ass beyond king halo and hokko
>>566236326Forcefully breeding Fine Motionposters
>>566236617we're reaching Gameboy level
>>566236595an izakaya is just a small bar that serves foodtrannies optional
>>566236073But Akikawa... You have to be a role model for the students... What if Symboli Rudolf did this? Can you make Symboli Rudolf do this?
>>566236483As a reminderhttps://poal.me/aoytf2
Dog
>>566236443imagine the first-rate aroma
>>566236745foids dont existespecially not in a game like thisand on 4chan
>>566236159The Yakuza have no power here
>>566236676WE NEED TO GO FURTHER16 BIT, 8 BIT, 4 BIT, 2 BITS, 1 BIT, HALF BIT, QUARTER BIT
>>566236745>Tfw I started this poal>It's still being posted to this dayI should have added an emotionally unstable option too
>>566236595izakaya is just a 4-seater bar. You're thinking of a type of gay bar, where the bartender is in purposely unconvincing drag
>>566236617smol
Bets?
>>566236780>Can't frontrun>Can't latesurgeI will not be using this dog
>>566236878Owari da
>>566236878halo/shit
>>566236745Yeah they're all me
>>5662368784th
>>566236878death unless you have a gold recovery
>>566236867Izakaya are actually any type of after-work bar, the ones with four seats are just more iconic.
>>566236916but pace is the best style in the game?
>>566236921>>566236927>>566236964Yee of little faith
>>566236878halo/best
>>566236813Wrong, its just all troons
>>566236649creek and taiki are up there I think
>>566237031wtf
>>566237031imPOSSIBLE
>>566237004She had 777 xtra tank straight recover.
>>566236878>>566237031Why are you running her as end? To make sure her special skill activates or something? Explain for retards please.
>>566236813My club danchou is an asian woman. No I'm not in her pantsyet
>>566237031>Sunny>Creek gassed out>Mcqueen nowhere to be seen>Rice jobbingyou didn't win
Firm Course Menace or No Stopping Me for a late surger? I can only borrow one.
>>566237031nice
>>566237105because she likes it up the rear end
>>566237130fcm is the worse skill but it comes with an actual card
>>566237106M A M B O
>>566237130Borrow NTR and get nimble.
>>566237031>Sunny>Creek gassed out>Mcqueen nowhere to be seen>Rice jobbingYou won.
>>566237105less stamina consumption
>>566236813>especially not in a game like thisOne club member mentioned having a boyfriendAnother one, typed like a retarded fujo
>>566237101yeah that'd do it. Good guts and passable wit. 1.5 length win is very much barely making it tier
>>566237031minus 5 clocks
>kingu ass saves the threadFIRST RATE GLUTES
This jiggie is ONLY for fans of one or more of the characters depicted in this jiggie. Violators of this rule will be required to forfeit 160 sashes (any type).https://jiggie.fun/nonorangesonorange
>>566237204Is it so much less that it's worth going with D aptitude for? Doesn't that aptitude alone decrease all stats by a lot?
>>566237031kek what a first rate racist
>>566237031i love that pose on her iconkingu deserves to be on top
>>566237130FCM + nimble>b-but my goldyou're better off gambling on having 3 to 4 accels
>>566236307The one that brought it up hates scatjeet like everyone here. V has a beef with someone no one the fuck even knows. It can just be him samefagging or a very obsessed schizo.Unless you're sure he's beefing with scatjeet for some reason you only know since he doesn't even bring him up most of the time.
>>566235873POST THE DAMNED SAUCE pretty please.
>>566237365aptitude only decreases skill activation rate and uniques are guaranteed, meaning an uma with no skills outside of her unique literally doesnt care
>>566236649
>>566236934smaller.
>>566237204but why endlate uses the least stamina and if that's kingu she should have better late aptitude, to not tank your wit checks for stamina consumption
>>566237445WHAT THE HECK
>>566237446Her ass is not that big
How many days until the next scenario comes out?
>>566223493 (me)>>566227441 (some other guy)>either you get those poverty shops or Dancho's care package
>>566237404I dont wanna metapost anymore but I think the scatjeet quit the game like 2 CMs ago, I distinctly remember a post with an AI slop image being like "fuck this game time to move on
>>566237445??? this is wrongaptitude affects everything wit does except skill activation
>>566237445Forgot your Oguri bwo
>>566237605ntahe lost a CM and ragequitted
sweaty post-race kingu cheeks
>>566237446banana diet
>>566237605I doubt it. Just yesterday there was filtered sloppas and fart/scat on the thread so it's high unlikely.
>>566237476Too much power for one bwo to wield.
>>566237605I doubt that. We lost scat spam but we're still getting spam in the JP thread which only one fag does very frequently.
>>566237516I'd say for the accel/speed in the last stage of the race
>instawin skillWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>566237814lates accel faster than endsends have better top speed though, by a tiny bit although kkksho you don't really care about speed, just stam
>>566237404There is definitely an obsessed schizo
>>566237840$$$$$$
>>566237687sweaty AND in heat
>>566237605Once you get a schizo you'll never get rid of them. This is most especially true to generals. A general I was once in lost alot of the normal posters and it became an infestation nest for schizos to waste images and bait nonstop.
>>566237840frontGODs demand respect
Bwos I can't break out of S+ jail this cm... I haven't won a single room match...
>>566237840I mean she's best girl and so the devs fell in love with her
>>566237950S+ is enough. Believe in your umaIt's not like the hogfest last time
>>566237920E7g? /Drag/? Gbfg/?
Never seen this show up on the bottom team before.
>>566237404It is him samefagging more likely than not, he already messed up and got caught in the JP thread and the "schizo" has not spammed it since
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>566238031This. Belief in your wife is the most important stat.
tokino minoru
>>566237950playing in rooms is retarded, the actual cm has matchmaking and the mood is random so there is always a chance
>>566238114mommy
>>566238070Flower is too cute it's unfair on the other umas
>>566237105I wanted a 9* guts end closer parent because it sounded funny. Sadly I only got 8* guts and no spurt spark.
>>566237920Reminded me how /jp/hololive have been dead for a long while already and only schizos and shitstirrers remain. It used to hit bump limit a day but now they can't even, and keeps being bumped off the board. /vt/ ultimately took over the thread to keep baiting and forcing EN vs JP faggotry.
>>566237840So there can be a proper cancer team for long CMs when she and the other two from >>566173254 get released.>>566238096>
>>566237404There is an obsessed schizo for sure, but there are also a lot of bad actors who join in to poison the waters even more. Blaming scatjeet or just V is not enough, the whole thread is at fault for failing one simple rule, filter, ignore and report. V is not samefagging since he has no reason to, he has no mask like the rest of us, so I am hoping he will find the schizo and kill him, but that is too much to ask. In regard to scatjeet we will never get rid of him since he spams on a pass cooldown
>>566235913Believe it or not, this is what /uma/ has been since global has released. I can remember every time the threads were constantly being derailed because of jp vs global, f2p vs whaling, gaslighting shit, etc.
>>566236745Need /Uma/ GF
Eishin Flash has arrived safely to Tokyo, he will be visiting the tokyo racecourse from his previous G1 victories (Japanese Derby & Tenno Sho Autumn)He's currently in the equestrian park and was transported in the Umamusume Transport
>>566238253You do samefag
>>566237920yup. /pg/ for me. generals are the perfect sport for schizos to gestate
>>566238304>f2p vs whaling, gaslighting shit, etc.That was the friendly banter, we don't even have actual gaslighting anymore. Remember the fake cm guides people would make?
>>566238319He looks old bros...
>>566238304I disagree. We used to at least have very fun threads and drowning all the shitty dramas. We can't even do that anymore, and have to rely to SEAhours for usable threads.
>>566238318With or without the dick?
>566238324[-]
>>566238304f2p vs whaling and gaslighting was funjp vs global is useless because pretending we aren't playing the same game is strangeand shizos fighting are literally irrelevant to the gameplay, and they are annoying to boot
:D
have you considered laurel
>>5662383196 and Eishin Flash dies soon
>>566238419You just can't help yourself to actually reveal it's you. it is hilarious
>>566237840>encroaching shadow evo only gets +5fov????? what does that even do
>>566238431Damn brat. Put some clothes on
>>566238304Nah that was fun, a lot of it now is just mean spirited bullshit, personally I filter all the stubs and I get a high quality thread. I implore everyone to do the same
>>566238489You are not a Fuku poster and I denounce you and everything you believe in
>>566238304it was all banter. I remember when we all started rolling for Kita, what a time
>566238497Sorry schizo you won't get anything from me. Go find someone who will entertain your scat fantasies [-]
When's the big race tomorrow?
>>566238504hmmmmm nyo
>>566238319Old man Flash!
>>566238381he's only 19. 19 is young!
>>566238406Women don't have dicks
>>566238530that's what we've been telling peopleAnd I bet anyone with a brain who isn't an actual bad actor shitstirrer agreesdramafags should light a firecracker in their ass the way the love to be assblasted
>>566238617You reply already and it's fine, you're embarassing yourself
>>566238483
>>566238381Come on, Dober is over a decade older than him
>566238657Take your meds. Before you start seeing V in the shadows of the basement you live on.
>>566238483Robosexo
>>566238497It's a shame some anons don't know the perks of being anonymous, you can have one anon calling you a retard and 2 posts later saying you're the most based anon alive. You can ERP with an anon and then later call him a nigger and nobody has to know who is who. Trying to be known in an imageboard is so silly.
>>566238381just needed a bath, fresh as new
>>566238721Embarassing
but I know who you are
>>566238750Based.
>>566238646Oooh, sorry the only ones without dicks here are gayBetter luck next time
Currenposters suck cock
>>566238750retard
>>566238483I don't remember telling the executioner that this is my last meal, but if you insist
>>566238750i bounce like this
>Of the last 4 bourbons, 3 have had medium SI'm guessing it'll be the middle one.
>>566238375I made them
>>566238750TwinkCeya next thread
>>566238802Oh really? Who am I then wise guy
>>566238750The moment anonimity is lost and there's such things as "celebrities" on a thread, the thread goes to shit and never recovers
>>566238750trvke
>>566238750once you spend enough time in a general you get an idea on the thread personalities, especially one in which waifus are involved
If Uma&Co kicked V, wouldn't he have the biggest melties of melties
>the seiun borrow of my dreams changed his lend to nishino flowerfuck man at least wait until CM13 starts. Maybe I'll work on someone else in hopes he swaps back soon.
>he's never eaten horse meatCan you even call yourself a true uma fan?
>>566238932yes and I want to witness it
>>566238963How was it? Im ngl. I've been curious, their meat is super lean
Such a huge meltdown over "basic blonde bitch", never change /uma/
>>566238932No? He is going to find an S club
>>566238932That's the point
>>566238530>>566238649Yeah this. Which is why the main problem isn't even the said schizos or the avatarfag but everyone who for the love of christ cannot stop giving them attention.What everyone doesn't know or probably does, is schizos don't care if they achieve whatever the fuck they're complaining. Being given attention unironically get satisfaction from it, triggers their neurons and make them do it even more.It's not even hard to hide posts but for some reason others can't or won't do it.
>>566238750>post dober>"sex with anon">post doto>"anon rape">post finemo>"anon owes me sex"I need help
>>566239027But the threads will be ruined tenfold
>>566238375I've had a few ideas but MANT is so disheartening that I can't bother dedicating any extra time to the game
>>566239010Wish this happened before the grassdive's manager form
>>566239025lmao
>>566239042I'm all these posters.
>>566238932maybe? but Uma&co has been historically have very loving danchos. The old dancho quit because he was a softie who didn't want to kill flatliners and also burnt out. New dancho is also very nice.
>>566239061what can he do? Being called a basic blonde bitch is enough for that faggot to have a melty.
I'm V by the way. AMA
>>566238963It's illegal in the US for whatever reason, but I'd be willing to try it
>>566239069When's the many era over?
>>566239042this but I need sex with kita posters
>>566238963I ate a horse sausageit's kinda just like a beef sausage. I guess hoovebeasts are similar in taste
>>566239061Newfag hereQRD? sounds like a dangerous situation
>>566239042Impregnating this anon
I am two different posters. You will never find out who I am.
>>566239010unironically made me believe there is no schizo and he's just very easily baited and short fused
>>566239207you're a fat bitch and a whore
>>566239207Mcfat
>>566239227Because that's what it is
>>566239031based contemptuous maya of trvkes and facts
>>566238784...is that his wiener?
We need NTR to be added as "basic blonde bitch" in the /uma/ grassdive team
>mewdium s>no groundworkwhen the ground doesnt work
>>566239146Any country that eats horses is or was a poor countryAnd the smaller the rodent they eat as a tradition, the more disfunctional their society is
>>566239301wasn't the divegrass team canned
>>566239140how did it feel executing that guy via dox
>>566239107That's the spirit
i-i like basic brunettes...
>>566239042All of those owe me sexTeioposters tooKitaposters too
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566239301>/uma/ grassdive teamDoes he know
i hate chesnuts
>>566239351New manager was just sharing a form asking for suggestions yesterday. Did something happen?
>>566239207That's cool, now drink your spicy juice already, tubby.
>>566239042Look if you would just bend over already this would end
What’s wrong with NTR?
>>566239434new manager got declined because he's a fag
>>566239025What S club, cause he's not going in /uma/club
>>566239348So everyone but the USA are poorfag countries?
>>566239448fat fuck why are you eating the cupcake before drinking the juice
>>566239491Already? What a bummer
>>566239536He is a discordfag, he will find one with the fans he pulls since he no lifes this shit
>>566239543Pretty much
Mambo should let that pk guy in he seems cool
When's the next set of free 10 pulls?
>>566239469too basic and also too blonde
>>566239469honestly? nothingunless you count basic blonde bitch
when does golshi week part 2 start
>>566239628Thats retarded.
>>566239647but enough about Gold City
>>566239381>Natie's clit is all worn out
>>566239625he would be out of an /uma/ club tho
>>566239691>t. poorfag
>>566239042You little skank. Stop tempting other men
>>566239625he's not even one of the top in uma&co lol
>>566239749Isn't that what everyone here wants?
Jesus you people are retarded.The NTR faggot and the schizo, assuming they are not the same guy both want attention. The schizo gets it from the NTR fag, the NTR fag gets it from the schizo. Neither of them will stop because they both are getting what they want. The schizo is anon and can't be kicked, the NTR fag is not anon and can be kicked.The solution is pretty obvious.
>>566239042Damn bratty fag....SEDUCING OTHER MEN
>>566239827not reallyI want the shitposting to stophe can just join a rando club and continue shitting up the place like stegofag
>>566239636but we're full again...
>>566239852They need to have sex. With each other.
>>566239042I understand what you're going through and I'm here for you anon
>>566239827yes but I'm guessing he wants to be in an /uma/club so I don't see him joining a random S club
All the uma schizos should join the same circle
So I was planning on doing a team Sirius date this turn but then I checked the trainings and saw this. Do I take this?In my inventory I have: 1 vita 20, a Kale juice, 2 cupcakes, a handcreme, 3 60% megaphones, 1 stam weight, and 1 master hammer. I do NOT have any speed weights.I still have the Rice, Mac, and Final date left on Sirius.It feels wrong, but I think have to stick with my original plan and take the Mac date here.
>>566239942>>566239964You owe me sex
>>566239852You know you guys could just stop gossiping over fake drama, ignore the retards and try and talk about the game? But that would be too easy…I understand
>>566239586Witlet, many such cases.
BWEEEEH
>>566239909So you will take him in your club if he stops shitposting? That will paint a target on you
>>566239942that is true
>>566239691And you're delusional if you can't handle the truth
>>566239994Why would I do that when we could kick a faggot and laugh at him instead?
(YOU) CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
>>566240017if he becomes harmless then what is the issue? The people who would theoretically "target" us would be shitposters. Would you be on their side?
BBB test
>>566240143BASICBLONDE BITCH
>>566239942Stop cheating on us by posting on /vm/a
>>566240143Surely these disgusting floppy lumps of fat flapping around would slow her down in a race
>>566239994we have people literally indulging in the lower quality thread. They don't want it to be better. They are thriving in shit.
I like Mejiros
>>566239586Even if you use them at the same time while at mood Good, if you clicked on the Berry Cake before the juice, you will stay at mood good.I was kinda surprised to see that would happen honestly. I was impressed by how they handled the item menu to prevent you from making mistakes.
>>566239636We're waitlisted
Newer, butter thread>>566240296
>>566239290that wiener knocked up daiwa scarlet, give it some respect
>>566240131>Would you be on their side?I'm on no one side, I just watch and enjoy the chaos, yes I'm a piece of shit for thatBut I also enjoy order and when things are working in harmony, /uma/ used to be like that, good times.It's nice to talk with someone with a rational thought
>>566239636Mambo was advertising for days you shouldn't have waited so long to apply...
>>566240083Because that’s just creating more drama and continuing the cycle of off topic discussion. You want to escalate the situation when you should be trying to either de-escalate or step away entirely. Did you come here for petty drama or to discuss the game? I guess it matters what you want out of this place. The logical answer is not to feed into it, acknowledge it and leave it be. Rather, create the discussion (You) want to see. If more drama and shitflinging is what you want by all means do as you will
___ ___
>>566240320too soon
>>566240331Explain the appeal of brown umas to me
>>566240407umasbut brown
>>566240407They're sexy
>>566239469boring
>>566240407There's only like 2 of them (3 if you count bitter nigger) so they are rare. That makes them more valuable, just like with dark elves.
>>566240349You don't fix your rat problem by leaving the rats alone, you fix it by killing them as fast as possible
>>566240407chocolate breastmilk
>>566239042>Kitaposters>FinemopostersOwe me sex>DoberpostersOwe me hatesex>DotopostersEvil>TeiopostersYIKES!>DiapostersI avoid them or I will become THE RAPED>ChiyonopostersYuck>Grass WonderpostersI fear them.>ArdanpostersMy wives.
>>566240407The contrast of their darker skin to your dick will make you never stop trying to impregnate them
>>566240407They're hot
>>566240364Dober sex
>>566239469Despite the massive cygays astroturfing campaign, the attempt to portray a protagonist failed
can someon explain to me what's wrong with wojaks
I will now run a maruzensky career as a late surger to grind late surger skills.
>>566240407overpowering her brownness and bleaching her bloodline by making her give birth to white babies is satisfying
>>566240868Anyone pretending to be old like maruzensky would probably have gotten sick of them when the meme just refused to die after reddit started using it like rage comics did back in the day
>>566240518I count Snowing Hazard
>>566240927Less brown, not white. It doesn't work in one generation, think of how long it took to make Pasa if her ancestors looked like Amazon.
>>566240968so what replaced them?
>>566240927I've never seen such a blatant lie. Breeding a brown doesn't whiten their lineage, it darkens your own. One step closer to breeding the whites out of existence. One step closer to the world looking like a justin bieber music video where everyone besides him is ethnically ambiguous.
>>566241129Nothing, sadly. It didn't help that this was also around the time redditors really started using the site so something being reddit wasn't just an automatic reason to never touch it again.
>>566240868Overused, and beloved by redditors, and unlike me I only enjoy the ironically
idk if I have it in me to post enough flash images to fill up the image slots
>>566241208>Breeding a brown doesn't whiten their lineage, it darkens your own.I'm pretty sure it does both at the same time, anon
>>566241026I hate when they use great designs on npc Umas
>>566240331Brian wouldn't do that
>>566242071Most NPC designs in Star Blossom are good
>>566242486Star Blossomusume deserve more fanart. I'd like to make some soon.
>>566242486Yeah, just make me sad that we'll never get to see those designs outside of their series
>>566243287succubus
That last one might have been a bit too much, didnt properly check the preview....
>>566244854Thread baked so early, it's going to take you an hour to fill the image slots
>>566244947Just setting it to autopost on my second monitor while doing other stuff, I'll manage (eventually)
I really like this one
This really is taking a while
Help is on the way
>>566246578Rohan has heard my call....
I havent read any uma manga is Snowing Hazard OC or is that a real name? She's cute (we also need more cute brown umas)
>>566247310It's Star Blossom's stand-in for Taiki Blizzard, whose name they don't have permission to use for whatever reason.
>>566247540That's a shame I like her
Owari
Thank you for helping me on this endeavor. May your runs be blessed with good rng today
May Epsatono Island be everything you want it to be.
