Previous: >>566584358>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Mejiro Palmer (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
jannies gonna freak
umamusume
Uma MOOsume?
/uma/ musume
>>566603431She wouldn't act like this
Digitan LOVE
>>566603392get these damn cows out of my horse game
pretty derby
>The game has several confirmed lesbian uma>Not a single confirmed straight umaNyoticing
>>566603484Uma Moosume...
oguri can't be sexy
>>566603481Yes
Good morning bros
>>566603515helios realises pama is her true love
>>566603549WRONG!
bwos we need to reach the bump limit last thread for this not to get nuked
>>566603515>Brick my account for Palmer>Realize halfway through her career that her whole gimmick is lusting for Helios' muff15k carats down the drain
>>566603583Good morning Pearl anon!Is there any story behind the Ludicolo image btw or is it just a funny mash up
>yeah load that torena into the back of the vanWhy is she so scary?
>man today's runs are fucking ASS>Maybe today is not that bad
14medium sparks mean nothing. Why the fuck does medium s require 18sparks?
>>566603630nah this has already happened before
I need to kill Helios
Still trading my megaphones for anyone interested
>>566603392>>566602835>rapeThat little slut was begging for it. Dressed in nothing but a tiny little towel Never mind I gave him a half size, wandering into the mixed bath then acting surprised when a woman enters never mind that I switched the signs, then having the audacity to stand up and show off his throbbing errection never mind that I spiked his drink with viagra barely contained by said towel. During the act he even cried tears of joy and told me to do my best as a mother! Crying and saying "help mommy" could be interpreted like this!
STOP USING THE IMAGES AND GO FLUSH THE LAST THREAD
>>566603859The secret is to have 16 med sparks. You want the parents to only have 2 each. The game punishes players who grind for perfect parents by making pink inheritance less likely on perfect parents. Don’t tell Cygames I let this slip.
scarlet would never do that
>Still trying to make a Ryan parent with 3* anything >League selection upI’m cooked bros
>>566603638I honestly have no idea, it's probably some meme in jp twitter that I was not aware of like that one with Scarlet and Squagsire
>>566603972>Palmer's Torena will have the same situation like in that one image of helios saying something about the penis being 6-7 inches but with PalmerGrim
>>566604041hmmmno...
>>566604119
>>566604119Not really. Palmer's will be erotice because she'll be embarrassed while saying it
pama skirt is so inviting i want to crawl up there and die
She drugged her trainer after this btwnot sure about rape, but she definitely drugged himI honestly don't know why she thought it'd be necessary to drug him when he's a yes-man all the time to her whims
lewd
>>5666044706 or 7 little umas at least
HELIOS HATE
>>566604470HUH
>>566604470Cute titties
>>566604470helios doing 6 7 with your balls
Reminder that if you date a gyaru uma she WILL polish your nails. You have no escape.
>>566604656>cute bonding time with my gfyippee!
>>566604470So this is what Ulala should do when trainer's PP hurts!
>Gal's Mind>ギャルズマインド (lit. Gyaru's Mind)I think Fujita has a type
>>566604707I unironically believe Urara is a hidden semen demon, she wont know much about sex but get instantly hooked up on it. She will demand sex every time, even if she's in front of her friends because she doesn't know you're supposed to feel embarassed about it
>>566604015>"Tachyon, you gave her that viagra didn't you?"
At this point just let the blue bitch say 67 you know they want it
>>566604770FUJITA KOTONE MENTIONED!
What are some other ways to facinate Umas?
>>566603972>>566604867at least they talk like proper gen z brainrot instead of trying hardlocalizer really did a great job here
I have been 3years on hrt. Today I had an umagasm looking myself at the mirror. I look just like Digitan with my pink hair.
>jannies deleted porn but not the early breadInteresting...
>>566605002I havent been in a school in like 15 years but the stupidest shit a kid would say is like "Head-up" while shoving their chin in your facesurely kids dont talk like this man
>>566605087Happy for you sister
>>566605001Carrots and sugar cubes, possibly piggy back rides
Haloo Oolala
>>566605097I am friends with an educator and an elementary schooler and both have confirmed that the kids call each other "chat" because of how influenced they are by twitch. I don't even live in an english speaking country.
>>566605241cute!!!
It's cute that jp artists are happy about their oshi getting a global release
>>566605268it's likely they're just mimicing the trendy memeskids do that
>>566605441Yeah it's not the end of the world. I do feel for my friend who had to endure the peak of the 6-7 craze. I'd have gone insane (but I also hate kids so there's that)
Please look forward to Sirius Symboli's release overseas in the future!
>>566605097>muh experience said irl they don't do this!No one cares and that's not even the point.I never said any single child talk like this, or even any single "gen z" (which are even 25yo now) talk like this. It's a specific slang where you can recognize the world and categorize it.
its called howny
Yaeno love
God fucking damn it.I'm trying to get the title for doing all daily missions 7 days in a row, and I forgot to do my team trials AGAIN
>>566605625
>>566605268>tfw I used to do that an I'm 25In my defense it was a popular meme in latam because of a streamer who said "bancan chat" (you agree chat?) after saying a based take, mostly related to football
>hit med S>7 (SEVEN) mood downs in a row>all the double rainbows just happen to appear on mood awful
>>566605739its actually so fucking funny, to fail on the last day hahahaha im so retarded.
>>566605871You are so retarded
biwa CUTEhyde
Do we have any italian like uma? I can't remember
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really love Stego.
i came to stego
NOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT IT'S TALLYING DAY
more like stegross
>>566605970Sounds of Earth looks like one or maybe she's french
>>566605926Nishino would NEVER say this
>>566605949even if she does that, it does not make her head look any smaller
>>566605949nobody will ever say this
>>566605970
>>5666060157 and stego will choke me hard with gloves on
>>566606054retard doing something smaet for once. cute.
I don't know who to run as my 3rd backliner, got myself goldshi and lateguri already. Maybe a dominator but I dunno
who is the sans undertale of uma
>>566606141
uma attack!
CUMA danchou requesting songs from beyond the grave... WTF?
Biwa Hayabigasshead
>>566605536i will silly!
Palmer i fucking jmplore you to stop chasing this woman please
does anyone have the mp3s for STARTING GATE 01 or ANIMATION DERBY 05?i want koi wa derby but there are literally zero seeders for the torrentsplease...
>>566606352why would fuku say that...
>>566606579Good post.
>>566606476just rip them off from spotify
>>566606476I have both, you want one or both of them?
how much longer will xoguri be relevant/metawould it be worth feeding hintbooks to her
>>566606141why are you so mean
>>566606562Shiraoki-sama told her to, much like the time she tried to bomb the student council room
I just need two more regular clears for your casual, Goldship, why the fuck are you being like this?
>>566606716She still used in jp
>>566606709animation derby 05 pleasethank you!!!!!!!
>>566606716She is relevant as in usable to this day on JP on some tracks. Evolved skills (which came with the 2nd anni update on JP) just buffed other umas to compete with her.
>>566606716She is the best uma is every single Grand Live CMincluding the one thats supposed to shill Copano Rickey
>>566606141I do. I've been propagandized
>>566606767>6767
>>566605970Akebono’s parents run an Italian restaurant and an Italian word is her catchphrase. She’s no Toni Bianca though.
>>566606716She'll always be a solid pick in 2000-2200m CM
Are uma wives good for you?
Is it ever worth to split your positions in a CM?Like for example running one front, one pace and one end in CM14I prefer to do that but I want to know how much will doing that actually fuck me in the ass as opposed to running three of a role and being like "well one of them is surely to hit". Isnt it the same mentality with splitting?Like surely one of the three will hit A&S or Nishino or King unique in a split team. All three failing to hit seems unlikely
>>566606767this is true
>>566606817told you guys Tama is a grower
>>566605970Bleh
>>566606926solo front is griefing yourself, other positions are fine being run by themselves
Cuteseki!
>fast learner after ages>Rice decides this is the run to have every single mood down and the worst summer
>>566606998It's only greifing if you are unlucky enough to not have any other fronts in the lobby right? It's gambling pretty much.Which honestly front runner from my experience is the most popular fucking role in global (witgod said something like 'there shouldn't be that many fronts in CM13' but I see a lot in practice lobbies) so it's not like it's 100% trolling. Especially if there is an uma that is good and meta
Rice touched me
Rice threw away my sandwich while I wasn't looking
>>566606274Oguri Cap
>>566607071>>566606839How is this possible? Through Shiraoki-sama
>>566606816Just checked and, for some reason, my animation derby 05,06 and 07 are missing songs, so I can only give you Starting Gate 01hope you are fine with thathttps://gofile.io/d/US0FSp
boysex
>>566606476Here is your UMA porn, I didn't check if these are correct.Next time use soulseek.https://litter.catbox.moe/0br06j.zip
>>566607184Rice touched my heart
sex with boys
Last Thread
>>566607173Practice lobbies are either double dominator Digitans or entirely fronts. These will be finalists, but might not represent qualifiers.
>>566607372>glug sex
>>566607262t. someone who was not a victim of Rice
>>566607262Rice would say this
>>566607449i don't remember this episode
>>566607489
Rape Shower
>>566607558Must be a special or something...
Don't call her that...
Is Fuku speed card still a trap or is this banner safe for rolls?
>>566607489>>566607372
>>566607572
>>566607395What I am afraid of is that now since open is A+ a lot of the casuals are leaving which now means those two comps you mentioned will be the norm in graded
Alright, time to make an ace>witlet>don't max speed>no medium S>3 gold events don't finishI tried, next CM will be better.
>>566607681d-damn..!
>>566607649already too late to pull, the card has at most 2 months of life
>>566607372
>>566606921they aregreat :)
orenjis33 days until I have my own carrot
>Cringe Gaylo
she looks like she steals trainers
https://x.com/roooou__/status/2053799365236412808
>>566607964Secks
>>566607964who does this mare think she is thrusting her umanko out like that
>>566607964AROUND MARES
>>566607964She the QueenBee.
>>566607964Seeking the Pearl Mk2
What recovs do I take with my xoguri?I already got 777, corner and be still. I can take straightaway, rosy outlook, soft step and shake it out
>>566607964why are mares like this
>>566607964
>>566608063Radiant star for maximum goomble
>>566607964around mares never relax
Why does Cygames depict all mares as lesbian though? It depresses the he'll otta me
>>566607964absolute sex
Regular Bobo or non oonige Suzuka for the mile CM
>>566608176Let's find out
>>566608146When Doto does it, its always a goof or an accident but when i accidentally grope a trainee, people are immediate to call it sexual harrassment.Where's the justice?
>>566608176I once got banned for posting microbikini Dantsu squatting so no
>>566608279No one jiggles like that.
Marche having her puppet hold a pregnancy test while you stares at you from under the brim of her hat, her puppet hand slightly shaking
>>566608279
well if you say so...
>>566608279>>566608334We all bounce like this
>>566608334I HATE CURREN
>>566608320
>>566608334Did AnnaAnon actually make this?
>>566608359fuck meant for >>566607372 but whatever
>>566606371helios please forget about the dumb bitch Ruby and sex pama
>>566607964fuck you. i just finished my fap for the day, and now i'm horny again
>>566607964I c an smell her umako
doesn't bae means babe, baby, girlfriend?Localization writing fanfic instead of doing their job again
>>566603203Sorry /uma/brosIm leaving you guys behind once this game is out I cant handle the jewishness of the game and the future direction of the game heavily catered to homosexuals and women.https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1778499016985616.mp4
>>566608667Women just call each other bae or girlfriend without batting an eye
>>566608667Are you going to show context to your post or are you just going to get mad
Why is everybody pretending that this isn't yurige? You guys lusting after canonical lesbians is a sexual assault in the form of a thought crime. Stop being such creepy incels.
>>566608424Anna anon only lewds Curren Chan because she's a slut anyway
>>566608736the problem these h games have is that they never have loli characters, it's all just big boobs, so the character roster ends being kind of generic>>566608759really? women are retarded I see>>566608770the context is Palmer talking about Helios crying because her bae doesn't reply to her or smth, the yuritroon spammer posted it on this thread already
>>566606371Nyo
>>566607964King is right to be wary of her...
anyway, here's Jordan
Helios pinned me down and rode me until I was sore
>>566607247it's finei just wanted koi no derby anywaythanks!!!
>>566608936More like Jorbum.
>>566608919>>566607964Whoms't?
>>566608982this is the superior versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOapsZppgxI>>566608973she'd totally take a selfie with you after sex
I'll get Fenomeno and Luck next bond up cycle, I wasted too much time on this already and am not ready for LoH.
>>566609136
>>566609075Daring HeartDaring Tact's GrandDam
>>566608857not true, he would never lewd any uma
>>566607964Holyshit>"It's mysterious, when your hands touch me, it feels like a burden is lifted from my shoulders.">"Your hands, perhaps they're magical hands?">Trainer: "They're just... the hands of a shy person.">"No, it feels like my favorite blanket, warm, soft, and gentle, so I can curl up in it.">"They're hands that heal my heart."
>>566609205STG cute.
>>566609210Oh I didnt find her while scrolling through the JP umas list
>>566609250TAZUNA-SAN
>>566608973>>566609108>he thinks Helios would fuck her trainerShe would cuddle with him as her bff, but she wants Ruby so bad to even think about trainer's cock.
>>566609250Another case of a torena getting raped in Tracen, when will this end?
>>566609294She was an NPC for a very long time and just got released.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Wr1sj02L4Listen to her song.
i just came inside helios 67 times
>>566609238He literally put her in a bunny suit with bouncy big tits
>>566609250I see that she does not want to lose to her roommate in "First to get pregnant Derby"
Imagine spending 20 hours a day, spamming this thread with xitter level of bait
>>566609471it gets worse when you realize there is people doing it for years in other threads/boards
>>566609438umagrok made that
>>566609379Umazing
*taps the chiyonotes*
>>566609250Mares are dangerous
>>566609308Ruby would normally join in but she was too tired today, considering how far along she is
>>566607260oh missed your postthanks!!!
honeyade honeyade
>>566608973Helios would speak while blowing you
cuck your Uma
>>566609670>>566609672and the teiohive made these posts
>>566609672Hachinade
>>566609643Mambo...
>>566609685erotic...
>>566609685AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE TORENA-SAN ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN
>>566609471it's actually a sad life, you can clearly see the lack of attention in his life
>>566607695It’s really hard not to hit S in MANT. Actually counting skills and stats to only hit A+ requires more effort than a casual player is likely to perform. I don’t think much will change on that end, but MANT may be killing casuals in general.
Mare...
>>566609790>>566609685>erotic grandmashe goes to my pull list now
>>566609679
>>566609715>>566609869>TM Ugg O
Bright touched me
>>566609917teaching her how to do it right would be a pain but worth it
PLEEEEEASE LET ME BACK IN DANCHO I PROMISE I WON'T FLATLINE ANYMORE
slightly overprepared
>>566610029Take it up with bossman in club chat
>>566609715torena needs rape correction
>>566610029shut up I'm fucking dancho's girlfriend rn
I just realized that my old A+ rank aces from Taurus 1 could be entered into Taurus 2 Open League.I wonder how they'd fair? I kind of want to do that now, but wining Graded league is more important to me.
>>566610029And he still has more fans earned than people that abide the rule, curious
>>566610126They'll do ok. but remember that we have new tools available like Uma Stan, Daring Strike, Moving Past, Nimble Nav.Golshi is easy to rebuild, might be worth a look
>>566603816Here (You) go. Only because of love oguri cap.
>>566610231Still in Bust
You wouldn't roll for a last place uma.
>>566610231boobs too big
>>566610280It's like the rule is kinda stupid or something
2 speed 1 guts 3 wit a decent deck for the mile CM or should I ditch the guts card and use a power card?
>>566610362Kuro...
>>566610362please don't be sloppa
i do this when nishino flower
>>566610457depends on how high you can get your power. I'd rather have 1200 power and 600 guts than 900 both
>>566610231Stacking pregnancy buffs with Still!
>>566605625How do you even do that? Like, it's one of the 5 dailies you have to do...
>>566610523I plan on going mostly all in on power sparks. Like 13* power or something.
>>566610490Be kind to your jobber
>>566610587well try it out once and see how high you get it. I doubt that'll be enough without power growth, but dont let me stop you
>>566610529stack this
>>566610671Tama and Oguri do have 10% power growth but my third ace might be an issueThanks anon
>>566610723HOEHHHHH
>>566610479that's just Digitan, cute Arisa
>>566610784ARIGATO
>>566610769If you're running Kita and NTR as speed cards (both have power bonus) it can work on those two, yeah
She said the thing!
>>566610845
>>566610613JUNEEEEEEEEEEJUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEJUUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEIM ROOOOOOOLLLLINGGGGG
Evens I get burger for lunchOdds I get a wrap
>>566610951
SEIYAAA
>>566611037>ywn get a Tachyon wifewhy live
>>566611032Nice borgar
>>566610859Unfortunately I think my borrow might be forced to be CB since I want to run them both as ends.The thing is that now that I read King's unique I am not sure I want toThey have to be 7 or worse for the entire race, and there will for sure be a good number of ends (Taishin especially) in the CM so I am wondering how difficult it will be to win
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>566611147sorry I can only jack it to umawhores like Curren and Rice
>>566611147true
Kill Helios
>>566611147
>>566611327Helios oscillates from talking like a black 9 year to a 25 year old white millenial, i feel like theyre trying too hard
>>566611147Would Sweepy say this?
>>566611198Only one of them has to hit to win..... I wouldnt bother trying to run ends though if you have to borrow the most important end card
>>566611205What's the point of this post?
>I still don't have dumb Falcon
>>566611553He goes all out with his bait for quite some time now. Its all him btw
>>566607964>>566609250>>566609685>Still in Love>Buena Vista>Almond Eye>Now it's Daring HeartAIEEEE STOP THE MARE PROPAGANDA WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR THE STALLIONS?FUCK YOU CYGAYS IT'S NOT FAIR
>my trainer showed up witth another uma
Stop posting the No No... I'm about to get promoted soon.
>>566611465Well the other option is run 3 paceWhich Oguri and Tama can technically also do but not sure if I should do that.My cards are dog shit because I am an uma roller until GL where I will start rolling for good cards
Bright laughed at me when I spilled my drink
>>566611754Based.
>>566611671Show this to your boss for a quick promotion.
>>566611631Best you can hope for is Epipipipipipipipi being a horndog>>566611670>Believe comes back from US with (you)r daughter and tells you to train her
>my trainee showed up witth another big portion of rice
>>566611584And it will stay that way, if you keep calling her that!
>my trainee didn’t show up
>my trainee showed up with another leash
>>566611935a big portion of WHAT?
>my trainee showed up with 3 boxes of COMIC UMALO
>>566611935I would do that for my trainee Ogurin.
>>566611792I'll get ikuyooo'd to promotion!
>>566612020t. palmer
>click "Wahey!" to wahey with Palmer and HeliosI said the thing!
umallo
>>566611631Stallions just got Victoire Pisa and (You) and her literally exchange hand crafted rings during Christmas at least. She's also just very for (You) in general
>my danchou showed up with another flatliner
>>566612091RICE
>>566612225I would, no wait, i WILL totally say "weiii" with Helios and Palmer!
>>566612246>Pisa connect autism
>>566612290
>>566611631mares are just like that
tacto sexohearto sexovictory pizza sexo
Man I really eat pasta now...
>>566612112>gooning training with your trainee
to get the big epithet, do I need to run jap cup on senior or can I run it on classic? Mile champ is a bit rough when I'm building stam for kkksho and haruten
>>566612395I’m not ready for Bouquet if she ends up being the next newma after Heart’s on the 20th. I hope her campaign ends up being as great as her genmates’ have been
>>566612490
>>566612395ah yes the better curren.
>>566604804This is true and very hot
what the FUCK is happening
>>566612510https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/When you win haruten the narrator acts as if you've won the Spring Triple Crown so I'm pretty sure the game doesn't mind. Neither does the planner.
>>566612801it's time to bignig
>>566612801>samples 45
>>566612898There's only 45 anons who pulled for Palmer..
>>566612801>solo front is the highest winrate
>>566612801>2 runaway 1 frontI genuinely refuse to believe this won't fuck you over.
>>566612828>check fall champion>jap cup (senior)damn alright I guess I need to burn clocks on mile champ in classic instead then
>>566612801sample size.
>>566613002Ines Fujin and Seiun Sky
>>566613015Well shit, so some of them do check
You people are disgusting.
>>566612531I wonder what they will do with her career besides BEAT CHRONO IN RACE, she doesn't seem like the "seethe at rival cause I keep losing to them kind of character." Maybe some magical shit, though I'm not a fan of those.
>>566613002I forgot to add user allowed answer ignore that.https://poal.me/j5389vhttps://poal.me/j5389vhttps://poal.me/j5389v
I love my wife
i need to be loved and cherished
>>566613152but she's a brick that can't use TTL... everyone skipped her...
I can almost see her vagina bones...
>>566613315
yay!
>>566613285>No Tickezo until I added herWhat the hell /uma/ Taurus is literally THE DERBY don't you want to make her dreams come true
>>566613486GP?CODENOW
>>566613526Mile F
game, I can't
>>566613526No, I need the carats for Sweepy.
>>566613486>2 speedGlue.
>>566613526>mile Fhmmm...nyo
>>566613486EXPLODE
>>566613285>the mejiro makers are going for the derby
>>566613526if it was unity yeah but i'm not gonna spend 5+ hours on this clown scenario only to make a b finals dahby girl
>>566613586
>>566613560Is this worth sharing?
I hate MANT give me my clocks back
I stupidly gave her 30 rolls and couldn't roll her so now I have to live vicariously through other people.
>>566613807>cheugy
>>566613285WHO THE FUCK IS "ADD NEW ANSWER"?
>4 run today>all 4 i had to give up because not enough 60% megaphone for Classic summer
>>566613864
>>566613157I think based on her support card description, events, and dialogue, it’ll probably be around building up her confidence to actually and obtain victory for herself rather than worrying it’ll disrupt her harmony autism not pushing through at the very end. Iirc even irl her trainer/team commented that she clearly has the talent and is even rare true stayer as a mare, but she seems to lack to drive to fully give it her all for the final spurt and that’s why she ends up often silver collecting. Her big race will probably be 2020 JC + Haruten (which is the race she’s depicted at in her SSR). Also I think we can expect a lot of flower language exchange between her and her trainer too
you guys should be nice to me
>>566614052suck my cock dude
>>566614052maybe stop pretending to be gay
>>566609790Is she worth pulling? Her skill doesn't seem great.
>>566614052Nobody should ever be nice to you.
>>566614010technically canopus member. could she be free?
good morning I love Palmer
>>566614404>that rice shower
...I'm hungry.
>>566614380There’s no way she’ll be free with that amazing racing outfit design. Also Daring Heart can also technically be a Canopus member and she just got released as a 3* and Ardan and Sounds of Earth also got released as 3*s so it should be the same case for Bouquet
who should I raise as my late ace, Digitan, Spechud or Dober
>>566613820Yeppers
>>566614579
>>566614579Special cute.
>>566614380canopus doesn't exist in the game, it's an anime only thing
>>566614560that's nice i love cum bucket d'whore
>>566614690it sucks, canopus should always be a thing
>>566614603Demand ITT seems low so I'll stick to my Sky for now...
>>566614760wtf rude don’t call her that
>>566614915cum bucket d'whore (affectionate)
>>566614851they are still friends in the game, just not in the same team
How MANT feels like after not clocking junior races
more like canopussy
>>566614850Praising my beautiful wife Tachyon
Canopus more like can o' pus
her name is capher name is chanher name is tokai
>>566614985If I lose more than 3 I just abandon runA single clock is worth 10 caratsAn entire TP refresh is also worth 10 carats
>>566614850
ISE NO SE
>>566615142
woke up from nap and now we hereeating toast
>reddit tachyon
>>566615303>toastBased>CBBASED
>>566615303Bro is an anime girl late for school
>>566615287
>>566615459me in front of her
>>566615365>king facebook
>>566614797>Even my dear granny daughter goes "Fat..." with a big smile on her faceThese image sets are some of the best, post more, I know the artist made a lot more
>>566614515What a succubus.
>>566615459THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE
>>566615459i bounce like that
>>566613285>no one else is using any of my umas except for one guy so that vote is at 2I'm so quirky and cool!!!
>>566615604Tacuteyon
whatsup my homies how we are vibing today uncs
>>566615656All of my honses are not even in there
I need to start filtering alpha/zoomie lingu already
>>566615656>gyaru Teio
I don't know what cortisol means
These are adorable wtf https://shop.netkeiba.com/collections/umabred
>>566614850why is torena a mindflayer?
>>566615883
>>566615745I love my dawg
>>566615872It’s a body hormone commonly associated with stress levels
>>566615779please do so you never interact here again, loser
>>566615459dancho bounces on me like this
>>566615974>>566615939And zoomer talk about it... why exactly? Is it one of those "often used, never understood" kinda words?
>>566616051This is a man.
>>566616079Because we’re all really stressed out
KIMI TO
>>566615779you will be left behind unc
>>566616079low cortisol=good (low stress, chill, relaxed, unbothere)High cortisol=bad and man (malding, raging, etc)
>>566615974>Sodashi
>>566615459Mayano humps my face with her sweaty after-race coochie like that
>>566616152ISSHO GA ICHIBAN
>>566615779No cap, or with cap?
>>566616152ISSHO GA ICHIBANSUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
>>566616152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHsABYTD-0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3aKe8n6NLo>>566616193I see...>>566616228It's actually only 1-2 specific terms, those are not one of them
I'm convinced Bakushin hates me. It honestly feels like complete and total ass to train her and I'm not sure how to fix this. I know my cards suck for her, two of them are at 0*, even, so I get being on the lower side of skill points. But card events consistently don't finish with her. She hits 5% more often than not. She gets slow metabolism more often. I'm genuinely not sure what I've done to her for this to happen.>>566616152https://youtu.be/vIo3GWaAbw8?t=54 https://youtu.be/G7RmGsHxv-Q?t=74
The only thing I dislike about Palmer so far is Helios
The only thing I dislike about Helios so far is Helios
>>566615371
>>566616383hehe Palmster
>>566616369t.Ruby
>>566616280KIMI TOHASHIRI KISOI GOAL MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTOZUTTO OMOI
>2 Suzukas in a lobby>as they die they block all the lates and endsIt makes me laugh everytime
In progress, perhaps abandoned:https://jiggie.fun/mothersday
>>566616435the propaganda oh nooooo my heart aaa
>>566616550the scorpio experience
>>566616721
I want to have sex with fusu.
why are mares so beautiful
>Palmer's career is all about keking Ryan and Mcqueen, and even Teio and Oguri
>>566616907That is one high quality sandwich
>>566616840but that's dangerous>>566616780
Would you still continue the Mejiro bloodline with Palmer even though she's the least successful in the family?
>>566616840
>>566616907They're doggin' it
>>566616968>>566616983choking it out so I can put my thing in and rail it to death
fusu onahole
>>566616907is that a spaghetti DOG?
>>566616968>>566616973
post your uma OCs
Are you guys my friend?
>>566617308We're your lovers
>>566617308nyo
>>566617308Not really.
>>566617293
>>566617308YOU ARE MY FRIENDAA ANO HI NO YUMEEEIMA DEMO MA DAWASURE TENAINDESHOU
>>566605087Do you run like Curren?
>>566617391Sex
>>5666173081. I hate you2. You're THE raped3. Fuck you, cunt.
What does Tachyon think about her daughter Daiwa wanting her trainer's cock?
>>566617308YOU ARE MY FRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAANO HI NO YUMEIMA DEMOMADA WASURETENAI DESHO
what the FUCK is with the nhk mile? it consistently will fuck you for no apparent reason.
>>566617469natie would never say this.
>>566617482Grandchildren have to come from somewhere
>>566617569entirely depends on your rival methinks, I thought it was <400 speed and it's over but I've won with low 300 before
>>566617419FUUUCK YOU'VE BEATEN ME TO IT
CM team status?
>>566617469Neicha would say this to Teio
>>566616383She's just like me
>>5666176643 fronts is the way
>>566617308i don't know who you are bwo
>>566617664please stop asking and reminding me, thanks
>>566617649the standings are all over the place. most times my rival is getting fucked even worse by random ass NPCs. i'll even style switch depending on composition and it doesn't change anything. it's bugged, it has to be.
[-]use another image for oncefeel free to repost anyone else and I will respond.
>>566617308of course!
>>566617664do you really have to ask?
>>566617569you got a bad seed and tick, time to restart the game
>>566617648BIG LOVE
>>566617308I'd say so.What's your favorite color, Anon?Mine is Green, but sometimes Purple.
>>566617630
Are you guys my /uma/bfs?
USABLE RYAN PARENT FINALLY AHHHHHG
https://poal.me/bcle5mhttps://poal.me/bcle5mhttps://poal.me/bcle5m
>>566617946lol
>>566603602Dude just ritual posts retarded things to demoralize from the game, don't give the schizo attention
>>566617664I think I have at least 2 umas but I also think they are a bit weak and could be better but I am not sure even if those that I have even good.
>>566617946wood borrow.
>>5666176643/3 but I'm redoing my guts Laisu
>>566617946>no ignited spirit witglue
Post you're trainee list in order of date obtained. Skip the first row if you want because it'll always be the same 5.
Daiwa tits
>>566617308Nyes
>>566617656mega sex with flashuultra sex with my broMARRIAGE SEX with granny>>566617928This one as well
Why is Palmer's ult fall guys
>>566617308*kills you*
>>566606579Chat is this real
fashionable hagwife
>>566606579uhh gimletbros care to explain?
i’m the one who deserves to have good runsyes, me, the honest white european male who buys nothing more than the daily carat pack every month and who only ever has time to do at most the 5 daily guest parent runsNOT the subhuman southeast asian neet nigger who has already spent the equivalent of a new car on the game and grinds minimum 12 hours every single fucking day to build a metaslop team just to win a virtual title
>>566618258Cute Yae
>>566618146
>>566606579
>double father and son duo in top 5
>>566617664Giving up now and starting on CM14 since I lost CM3 and want revenge, but my parents are in shambles.
>>566618402yea no med S 4 u
>>566618245you faggots ask this every single day, multiple times at that
>>566618515>bourbon>iron umahehe
>>566617569It is a very dramatic course on which ANYTHING can happen. Fear it!
>>566618442I love my war criminal wife
>>566618561what's the answer tho
dacchis, do I need some quirky 9* wit parent for the gutsmaxxing mile cm that's coming next?
>>566617664id rather die standing than live kneeling
>>566618470>semi realistic male portrays>then generic anime moeblobs for the girls>MR D CPowerful name...>Lirudolph and TeioNnnnice
>>566618143the last three yesterday on 94 pulls + one Taiki
>>566618470Mr. D.C meet MR. C.B.
can i make a sweepy in time for gemini?
>>566618143
>>566618805did you get tricked into vouchering teio...
no matter how much you plan your pulls, some lucky retard will throw random tenners around without thinking and get all the same stuff
>>566618847Speaking of, I wish Sweepy would do my job instead
>>566618927that's why you have to live for yourself
>>566618732Still better than the game, deciding to choose these portraits for my sons
>>566618847inari banner ends on 8 junfinals is like 9 or 10 jun
>>566618970>>566619018good christ. always makes me wonder who this game is aimed at primarily, that the art style is like this
>>566618897No, I love Teio. I wanted to have her as soon as possible. Don't care about meta stuff
new day rat race will begin soon....
>i love this character>posts low effort slophmmmmmmmmmm at least make it high res you poorfag
>>566618927That retard? Me. >>566459925
>>566619135Most likely people that get amused seeing horses and their pedigrees
>>566619331Is this better?
>>566618143I pulled Teio, Rudolf, and Laisu in one go, and I still have the Head Start 3* voucher
>>566619394much>>566619385that doesnt exactly smaller the circle in any way....
>>566618927
https://poal.me/u7sxro
>>566459925WHAT THE... IMPOSSIBLE... THIS ISN'T THE CAR
For the real ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASQdSYsbR1w
>>566618143most of these were spooks, there's few uma I plan on actually rolling for
>>566619592OHHH NOOOOO HERMIT PURPLEE
>>566619553I thought she was wearing a gag ball
>>566619331It's not the shitposting from ntrfag that bothers me so much it's honestly that he just posts the shittiest pictures of ntr
>450 stam is enough for cm14>601 is literally wasted stamso i should just aim for 901 guts?
>>566619653
>>566617664Cannot get a second medium S ace over S+ despite days of attempts. It's soul killing.
>>566619348kitahara is a lucky man
>>566619667it's a gustmaxing cm for sure
>>566619348kitahara fucks this
>>566619634am I supposed to recognize this from somewhere?
>>566619634DON DON DONDON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDON KI HOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>566619793Clearly, you are not a real one.
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566619465It does to a degree
>>566619840Clearly not.... please tell me anyway I want to be in the know
>>566619553>>566619806
>>566619870The only good gold clan member... looking forward to rolling for her in 2029
>>566619946My kiss got the Princess all fired up!
>>566619746>>566619763this meme isn't funny anymore stop it
>>566619946why is she cosplaying as a dragonfruit
>>566617664This is the least effort I've ever put on CM, I might not even make it for A finals which never happened ever since Unity started
>>566620145yeah, same, i've just been doing one MANT run a day and I don't even have a medium S uma.
>>566619658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DFqTZF8kEk>>566619895https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quijote_(store)#Theme_songWell known to any JP goer, or enjoyer of the ryu ga gotoku series>>566619874Explain how, cuz I legit don't get it. Call me uneducated, doesn't matter.Does that mix of styles (or the styles period) fit with this realistic style of game in Japan or something?
>>566619763>>566619746TRUE
>>566619946eheh wobble wobble boing boing eheh
shit is fuckedi might have to literally borrow ayabe guts to gutsmaxx
>>566620237I came
>>566619806why are you wearing lipstick, anon...
>>566620251Huh I've played yakuza 0, kiwami, and kiwami 2 so I know about don quixote stores but I dont remember that song at all/thought there was more to it than thatThanks for explaining though
>>566620340her belly isnt that tonedher rips dont stand out that muchshe isnt that cu--no wait scrap the last one
>>566620269you need more than 1 maxxed guts card to gutsmaxx
I failed the captcha three times in a row
Admiring Vega's Vegas....
>>566620435Anons are cutest when they're almost retarded
>>566620435Robots are not allowed to post in this site.
>>566620416natie is a strict dieter
So umm... not counting the current round of legend races, how many crystal shards are we supposed to have?
>>566620219Funny, I do 5 MANT runs everyday but only for parent runs because I'm sick in the head and find it more fun than ace runs
>>566620435just buy a pass
There goes my valentine againSoaked in red for what she saidAnd now she's goneOh my god have I done it againThere's a pulse and it's deafeningI can't help what I hear in my headIt's the switch that I flick they saidHand of blood, I don't wanna feel my heart is breakingHand of blood, I don't wanna see my life is burningI saw you look awayIs what you've seen too much to take, or are you blind and seeing nothing?(I saw you run) I saw you run awayIs what I've done too much to take or are you scared of being nothing?
>>566620407>but I dont remember that song at allReally? I know the s tore shows up in most of the titles, including K1/K2 and YK0, not sure about the theme itself tho, but it should at least be in zero.>>566620435My condolences.>>566620569Hons
>>566620050Don't worry about it Oguri, I'm sure Folkqueen will come around someday
>>566620435clanker
>>566605087agp sis...
>>566620737It's thouroughly possible the theme shows up, but it's just been too long since I've played any of those games. I was waiting the remake to 3 to come out since I've heard it's rougher than the other titles but given the state in which that game released.....
Hey hey you youI don't like your girlfriendNo way no wayI think you need a new oneHey hey you youI could be your girlfriend
>>566620349That's how a trainer marks his trainee
>Laisu>bad moodLAISU PLEASE THESE ARE ALL FROM YOUR RANDOM EVENTS AND NOT A SINGLE RACE FATIGUE AIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>566620958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIbqLNFORaM
>688 posts to hit image capis this a new record?
>>566620958I get more Britney Spears/Hannah Montana vibes from Curren Chan than Avril tbdesu
>>566620251iirc a lot of portraits are from older games, so you have art style clashes. Horse autists don't care about any of that, so it's not like there is a reason to redraw 100s of portraits
>>566617308Probably not, I cook for my friends and tuck them into bed with a kiss, both men and women
>>566621159Can you be my friend?
naked uma.jpg
KIMI TO YUME WO KAKERU YO
>>566621105Great video, thank you for sharing
>there's retards gutsmaxxing for next CMUG umas with inflated stats but no skills never win btw
>>566620958>>566621105>>566620889>been too long since I've played any of those gamesSuch a fun song tho... silly you>the remake to 3Man, the series is in such a messy state, all the more after the head guy left the studio. K1 and K2 were already troublesome with questionable decisions here and there, the demo for K3 feels so damn weird. Same goes for the "remake" for Ishin, or the weird spin off pirate shit.>>566621156>lot of portraits are from older gamesOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that explains some of it... Yeah no I get that they wouldn't care, even less so when it's "look at old thing, you know thing" type stuff. Thanks for indulging my retardation.
>>566621205shocked tachyon chibi.png
http://poal.me/mfxc4t
Oguri_smug.jpg
>>566621205agnes digital explodes.png
POST MORE FILL THE SLOTS NOW
when's the next support card selector?
Anyone seen any good movies lately?
mmmmm nyo
GIVE ME DIRT SHOES OR GIVE ME DEATH
We need more mentally ill Umamusume.Not just autistic or retarded. Real mental illnesses like being afraid of everything or eating banana on pizza.
>the list of progeny of Seiun Sky...
>>566621714YOU CANT DO THAT!>>566621663Ya. You?
>>566621714Damn this anon found an image slot
XOguri or HOguri?
Important poal!!!http://poal.me/pg3tkchttp://poal.me/pg3tkchttp://poal.me/pg3tkc
what do they do to the umas that aren't good enough for racing
I think Stego is very cute. She gives me cute aggression way too often.
>>566621848they become housewives>>566621858i wanna lift her tiny light body
>>566621782Nyo I'm not really a movie guy. Last time I was at a movie theater was to watch Borderlands for the second time
>>566621848Touring Bike
>>566621848Construction
>>566621848In one of the manga there's literally an Uma that is pulling a horse carriage.
>890kSee you next week or until Grand Live even
>>566621956>He has turbo shit tasteThen I can't help you either, I'm sorry, anon.
>rice shower legend race>spreading out wins among different umas (after getting canonical races, of course)>ok i'll throw this cm digitan in htere>long fwhy the fuck does digitan have long f anyway
>>566622018I mean they do that in SEA
>>566622050I didn't say I enjoyed it. It was in fact the worst movie I had ever seen
>>566621848they get downgraded to wagies like regular ningen
>>566622119And you willingly saw it twice, in the cinema, that you have to pay for.
In the future will be there another card but wit natie and ticket guts which gives on your left?
>>566622240Laurel Stam
>>566622083Took 9th in Arima Kinen
>>566622303but that's a fake long
>>566621638Preasu answer. I'm a retard who missed CB Wit
>>5666216383 months
>>566622204It wasn't willingly, nor did I pay for it (at least the second time).First time my friends and I got together to watch it opening weekend despite knowing it was at 0% because we thought it that it couldnt possibly be THAT bad, and even if is then we could at least laugh about it. Was the only movie I've ever seen where I wanted to get up and leave. Only thing that was stopping me was that I was the designated driver and didnt want to leave my friends stranded.Second time was a week later while I was in vacation in Glasgow visiting some other friends. I was telling them how shit it is and my friend interrupted me to say "well guess what we're doing tomorrow at 3" and then handed me her phone showing the movie tickets she had booked us mid convo. It was a lot more bearable the second time around because I was just on my phone for most of it
>>566622342wyell if she's 9th in fake long imagine in real long
>>566622483Sooooooooo you did kinda went willingly, as they didn't pull you in slave mode or anything... soo technically...
>>566621638they come every half and full anniversaries bros
https://poal.me/qnrm7r
umapyoi with my trainee
How many new breads are we getting
>>566620435Bobo...
>two threads with image limit before 750 postswtf happened
>>566622743three fidies
>>566622762sex
>>566622743564
>>566622762maybe someone got banned
>>566622762nothing to talk about so everyone imagedumping softcore porn
>>566622762SEAhours are always slow
>>566622762People post their favorite umas in peace when drama obsessed shit stirrers arent around
>>566622762Ogurin ate all the images...
Yummy Runners, like Special Week suggested
>>566622762Talking about mediumslop is very difficult
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Since no one else baking>>566623058>>566623058>>566623058
I'm still not a Claw Connoisseur.
