# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>567305104
First for Julia
First for my wife Noelle!
Sistertitty will rule the world
>>567554368They're calling it the best post to ever first post
I have no idea what this character is but it started appearing in my timeline non stop recently https://x.com/i/status/2056804964169883937
>>567554201Try me bitch
>>567554540Sex
>>567554540Another Glitch character (the producers of the amazing digital circus)
https://x.com/i/status/2056792052181143814
Sex. With sisters.
>>567554540New show by the people who made TADC
>>567554540I initially read her left gauntlet as a massive fuckin pair. You can say I got sisters on my mind this thread.
>>567554401NOOO I COULDN'T POST THE LAST SISTER TITTY BEFORE THE NEW THREADOh well, here.
>>567554540That is Kit from Gameoverse. You may visit any of the following threads to find out more:>>>/co/153752614>>>/co/153752396>>>/co/153751303>>>/co/153750696>>>/co/153746638>>>/co/153741182>>>/co/153739661>>>/co/153732505
>>567554289NEMLEEEEEEEIII! I DEMAND MORE TITTY CG'S!
>>567554861The only Kit I care about
>>567554861Does it have anything to do with Coffin or Nemlei or Kit8?
>>567555319>Kit8
>>567555229MILKY JUGSBIG FUCKING TITS
>>567555245Thanks for spoilering, I couldn't have possibly guessed myself.
>>567555319There is bound to be more cross-over fanart with Coffin
>>567555450I didn't
>>567555392>the famed developers of a niche visual novel about a completely platonic sibling relationship
>>567555392Anon it is quite well known 'round these parts that I constantly say any other number but 9 when I say that name. So smug Ashley face reaction image to you, mister.
I just realised it's called Kit9 because cats have nine lives.
>>567555474Wait are the creators of whatever that is making those fanarts
How normal/common is it to get a faceful of sistertid?
>>567555867Well, K9 refers to dogs. Bravo Nemlei.
>>567555867>slowjulia
>>567555867>>567556117This says a lot about the current ethos.
>>567556035Very
>>567555974Not unless they want to commit PR suicide. Glitch Productions lives and dies depending on a few thousand tranny merch whales, so they will not do this.
>>567555867Do you think we could get nine episodes?
>>567556414We'll probably get 9 different versions of the siblings dying
>>567556414Yeah yeah Julia wood is cool
>>567555837Hey, you should show Arabic numerals some respect. Do not take them for granted, and misuse them so liberally. Without them, you would be stuck using those awful Roman numerals or some other inadequate kafir numbering system.
>>567556638>1. Warden wins>2. Hitman wins>3. Tardrew vision; Ashley has bullets>4. Tardrew vision; Ashley hasn't any bullets>5. Cops win>6. Andrew wins at tag>7. Graves in Graves >8. Splat>9. Burial at SeaAndrew and Ashley are OFFICIALLY cleared of all death flags in Episode 4 and 3B.
Why didn't Andrew protect her smile?
>>567556871>Arabic
>>567557351Well you have to think back to old Clive on this one: do you thank the Indians for something, or the guy who removed the poo from it?
>>567555837
>>567556686Wood IS cool! Aren't all the different fibers interesting? Plus we owe paper, tools, houses and even warmth to the use of wood! We wouldn't have come this far if trees weren't made of wood, you know...
>>567558134You sure like wood huh Julia
>>567557351Found the jeet. Without Arabs, your system would have remained covered in faeces, much like your hands which you refuse to post, and would never have achieved such greatness. So the numerals being called Arabic is well-deserved.
>>567558134Genuinely what was her endgame with "trees are made of wood"? To say something stupid so she could see if Andrew really was paying attention to her?
>>567558652No, she just has Orel Puppington brain
>>567558978Nina died… you’re supposed to live… God’s gift is life… why would you disrespect and throw away God’s gift like that?
>>567556895Brain tumors aren't real Leyley, that means there's still two more deaths in the pipeline!
I love her. I wish to put a baby into woman that would turn total fuckup.
>>567564898Renee: Born Again
>>567564665Genuinely what the fuck was her problem? I finished episode 3 recently and I was shocked by how much of a cunt she was. In Episode 2 I kinda almost felt bad for her and the dad since it really did seem like Ashley was just some demon child who was impossible to raise right, but considering the shit that was in episode 3, I can't help but blame her and the pathetic dad for how the kids turned out
>>567564665>Turn out not*
>>567564993something something, need to have sympathy for why Ashley and Andrew are screwups and end up they do I guess
Hoodley
>>567565367She looks like she sells fent-laced weed to hussies
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/2056881337328611809/photo/1
I hope Andrew at least gets a happy and
https://x.com/DrmSenketsu/status/2056825800960209187/photo/1
>>567565597and what
>>567566070-loving sister wife in the true ending
>>567565527/tg/ Coffin thread when
>>567566407I've always wanted to make a custom tcoaal playing card set. Me and my friends play cards on occasion so it would be a cool novelty too have. We all collect different and rare decks and shuffle which ones we use for our games.
>>567556871Hey, you should show Indian numerals some respect. Do not take them for granted, and misuse them so liberally. Without them, you would be stuck using those awful abjad numerals or some other inadequate pre-conquest Arab numbering system.
>>567562684God Ashley, at least make the bunnies kiss. Outright showing them doing it doggystyle frightens the brother.
>>567565367>that chokerThat goes way harder than the current one and I just came in my pants
>>567564993Teen mother. She wasn't ready for the responsibility of parenthood and resented the kids for taking her time away.
>>567568680Then why would she have a second one?
>>567565367she looks like she fucks her weed dealer
Just can't keep the troll inside can you
>>567571176
Threadly reminder bratty sisters take it up the poophole!
>>567568924Andrew was low maintenance for a baby, and apparently she wanted to have a daughter. Doug just let himself be pulled along with all this like the fucking Andy he is.
>>567569032At least it's only in exchange for weed, she's not being some whore about it.
How would Tcoaal change if they were both thirsty for Renee?
>Just got laid off todayOh, so he is literally me (except no one loves me)
>>567573186I’d like to see how that goes too
south american
I want what they have!
Kiss Julia!
Feds are watching you all
>>567577498Hope they're learning lessons and taking notes.
>>567564993GET ALL THE ENDINGS!
>>567577498No, they are too busy with /pol/, /b/, and the blue archive threads.
>>567577498if this is the case then i must kiss my sister goodbye
Hot.https://files.catbox.moe/vnt8os.jpg
>>567579347is that Mr. X from RE2?
>>567577649The endings are not real. Am I to believe everyone in /calg/ but me were granted early access to decay? Is there a beta opt-in I’m missing??
>>567573523Hoping for the best for you, Anon. May you be blessed for a late 30s smoking hot hag.
>>567579598Decay has a bunch of endings dude
>>567573523Same shit is probably going to happen to me as well bro.
>>567554540Kit9 looks like THAT???? Buying 10 more TCoAaL copies and reporting 50 fanart posts RIGHT NOW!!!
>>567580403https://youtu.be/Qok8Hq8m9so
Wishing for all of us a loving and happy long life with our one and only love by our side. I wish God grants us all a personal happy ending as it will surely grant the Graves. Amen.(Trolls and b8ers are not part of this prayer, God's curse be upon them)
>>567582250But anon… people call me a troll/b8er when I’m being serious
>>567582369Then the effect of your actions is the same just as people notice as well and you should repent for your sins NOW. There's no difference between pretended or genuine retardation.
>>567582369stop being a baiting troll
>>567582591Nah, I’m pretty sure they’re the retards and baitfags.
>>567554540if none of these replies had made you noticed yet, that's Kit from Gameoverse, a show created by former GameGrumps members Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson and Ross "RubberNinja" O'Donovanit's about a Catgirl from a video game planet that got obliterated after defeating the final bossand now she navigates throughout the multiverse, along her backpack robot friend Kaboodle, preventing other video game characters to go through the same fate she did (i.e. having their world obliterated by defeating the final boss)meanwhile the main villain Warrock, who also wander around the multiverse to destroy all the planets get all many final bosses as possible, acknowledges the existence of this girl and send his subordinaries to go after heralso fun fact: this show was made in memorian to Monty Oum (creator of RWBY) since both Arin and Ross were friends with him
>>567582852Based, there's literally no reason to pay mind to people who always play the bait card.
I haven't jerked off in like 3 days I'm losing my Thiu powers
>>567585229I have jerked off 3 time today, already. Or was it 4?
>>567585394Wtf, give me back my jerk-offs!
>>567585676if you're nothing without the jerköffs you shouldn't have them
>>567585676Honestly if I could make melancholy femboy clones of myself I’d never jack off again
>>567585394Why do you back off so often?
BREED. HER.
>>567591175SHE. IS. INSANE.
Sisters are like cats
>>567590971jack off*
>>567591519Don't fuck the cats
>>567591791What else is a pussy meant for?
>>567591519Being bitten feels so fucking good
>>567591519TRUE
>>567592745Very huggable cat
Take the hussypill
>>567591791A cat is fine too
>>567593475Why >>567556315God I want to motorboat my sister's belly so bad, but she'd feel insecure about her weight.
>>567593475Can you give directions? I can't seem to find a store that sells them, just some shady rental places.
>>567568924Pride. She wanted to spite her own shitty mother and prove she could do a better job raising a kid, but she never wanted a son.
>>567568924>>567596126Also because she thought it wouldn’t be too much more trouble because Andrew was relatively well-behaved supposedly
>>567596126>happy DouglasI hate that he was actually a decent guy and it didn't matter at all because of how passive he was. Imagine what could have been if he had been an actual father and reeled in Renny's atrocious behavior.
>>567596695I feel kinda bad for Douglas because he did want to be a father but spent all his time waging. Even from a distance he seemed more clued in on the kids than Renee.
>>567577498Suck my balls, glowbois
How many posts do you think he made here
>>567598867Come on we already got it out of our system in the last thread.
>>567598867He strikes me as more of an artytard.
>>567598867Get em fellas
>>567579347I remember when she used to post Degrees of Lewdity fan art on tumblr, figures she would like TCOAL since she was a Kylarfag
>>567598867>The next Episode releases>Shows picrel before the titlecard
>>567600271Nemlei really loves her devoted fans very much :')
>>567598867i finally got a hold of the manifesto, it's just what you would imagine from two chronically online high schoolersbut like >>567598998 said it's already been acknowledged and not really worth bringing up anymore, besides 4chan wasn't even mentioned once in the pdf so i'd say we're in the clear
>>567600271WHAT THE HELL?? I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE ITCH TIMES, WHERE'S MY NAME IN THE GAME? WHERE'S "IN LIVING MEMORY OF ANONYMOUS"?? I WANT A REFUND
>>567599894Do you think Ashley ever kicked Andrew in the balls?
>>567594304>God I want to motorboat my sister's belly so badI think mine would kill me on the spot if I tried
>>567601478We need to register a political party or NGO to advance the cause of belly motorboating. It has proven health benefits, especially for sisters!
>>567598867>Mexican basedteen gets into gunfight with Muslims.So, it's just browns vs browns, gotcha.
smell your sister
Need threesome with Andrew and Ashley
>>567598867Behold: The only game this ADHD-addled retard ever managed to finish.Are queer romance VNs driving our youth to violence?
>>567601983would you willingly get sandwiched by these two? seems dangerous
>>567602252>Are queer romance VNs driving our youth to violence?If only people read more Fate Stay/Night and Tsukihime. We would be driving flying cars by now!
>>567602261You have no idea what I would do if I was sandwiched between them.
>>567602252>Are queer romance VNs driving our youth to violence?Don't fuck with ðe Þiuwaffen Division.
>>567602789Yeah, most of them are too sensitive for even light banter.
https://x.com/i/status/2057015323329507348
>>567603457
>>567601475I hope so.
Hey can everyone talking about this faggot make like him and kill themselves
>>567603879kek saved
>>567554289
>>567604532>penis changing bitchWhat did it mean by this?
>>567603457This guy on Twitter is himself a /calg/ user or at least he used to be: he used to post his draws here and he was even in the /calg/ discord server. So I don't know why he's complaining about the 4chan fanbase (the original fans) ruining the game when Nemlei herself is an Anon.
>>567604532>enabling womanMany such cases
>>567604685Tourists. Tourists never change.
>>567604532>ch1 /calg/ faggots find fucked politicsVile slander. That guy was NOT here from chapter 1!
>>567604685>when Nemlei herself is an Anon.why? Because she checked /v/ sometimes in the past? You don't become a redditor, just because you check some threads about drugs once in a while. Also she probably got annoyed at /pol/fag spam.
>>567604983>Also she probably got annoyed at /pol/fag spamYeah, was she? She tell you that personally, or are you just trying to kick up shit again because you're still asshurt about something which happened and the past and summarily dropped at the advent of the new thread?
So... do you think Nemlei is going to address it? Personally I don't think she should, just because that's probably exactly what the retard wanted.
>>567605740Not even a small chance.
>>567598867I literally only came here to see what kind of deflections and acceptances I would see about that retard in this thread.You /calg/ users and shartyfags are some of the biggest faggots on this website that aren't sanctioned to being /trash/ rejects. Who would had guessed a game for pedos into incestuous cannibalistic relationships would draw out people like that.
ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!!
Leyley and the Hussycaust
>>567605740Why would she? I don't recall the game featuring any mosque shootups
>>567605242So why is she "an Anon"? Still can't answer that.
>>567609469She said it herself in the itch.io days that people were making constant Coffin threads on /v/; clearly she was a user of that board and a frequent enough one to notice that there was effectively a Coffin general on /v/ in early 2023.
>>567598998I was not aware, sorry abt that. I haven’t been to coffin gen since the last devlog
>>567606619Never happened
any of you nigs troon glowies?
>>567605740She didn't after the last happening, why would she now? It's meaningless, and bigger companies do it because muh PR. It's already a game with terrible PR. The whole event is almost forgotten two days later, it will be completely gone in a week.
>>567605740>>567610090It would be really funny if she said this at the end of a devlog but alas she won't.
https://www.igdb.com/games/looking-for-lokaeThis game looks Nemleian
>>567609830Waht does that imply then? There is no homogeneous group of "Anons" anymore, or probaly never was. Considering how many anons hate tcoaal if you ever mention it outside of /calg/
Behold, the most South American Coffin video ever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnKmjcGS6E
henceforth this game and you jabronis will be known as "incest gooning fed-groomed glowie trannies"
>>567610865
>>567611064Fair.
>>567610865Zamn
>>567554389extremely delayed nomorashii...
June devlog status?
>>567611687Thank you for your dedication to the elf piss movement.
How would Andrew's behavior change if Ashley started letting him shoot his goop inside her asshole as a reward? Anal isn't even incest so theoretically he might not have a moral objection to it.
https://mrares041.itch.io/julias-cycleSo there's a Julia fangame called "Julia's Cycle", but the name just makes me think of menstruation
>>567604532>retarded takes baitMany such cases.
>>567604532>already making burial Honestly how do we feel about this? I'd rather the Cliffhanger route's cliffhanger be resolved first.
>>567613398How long until Kit9 shoots this down because of the game assets?
>>567613398She is NOT a fan of any of those bands. Trust me.
>>567613398>GodotNo soul
>>567616550Julia grew up listening to these bangers, not any of that unchristian satanist bollocks:https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8
>>567616716>a girl with her look in the 90sShe was listening to the Cranberries, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, maybe White Zombie at the heaviest.
>>567616716>bollocksLIMEY BRIT DETECTED
Bleh
nom
>>567617026I feel like she would be more inclined to listen to Summer of '69 than Bullet with Butterfly Wings, for someone who wigs out during sex because "God is watching" even what you suggested strikes me as being too heavy.
>>567598867Everyone talks about the Ashley pics but not the tcoaal mods he had in his collections page.
>>567616550Julia likes the cure, the smiths and radiohead.
Did the mosque shooter post here? There pages were covered in ashley
>>567619385Highly likely.
good morning /calg/, seize the day
>>567619970Good morning, anon
>>567619970i gonna seize those squishy sistertitties
>>567598867don't open to see the qrts and replies, guysworst mistake of my life
Julia a cute!
>>567616716This, Julia has a very bland and safe taste in music (she is super cute)
>>567598867>goes to xitter to see the tweet>find tweet and open it>check the replies>there are people saying the word "LARP" unironically instead of any other word they can refeer to the shooter>close linkand yet they keep claiming 4chanspeak is such ""inelegant"" lingo than that despite still using it anyways
bunshley
>>567624049Would Ashley love or hate wearing sexy costumes at home for Andrew
>>567604685Sauce on the drawanon art?
>>567562684>>567567560when the FUCK is nemlei doing the merch drop
>>567624648if andrew didn't reject her advancements and they actually did manage to get out of their shitty parents home i think she'd be more inclinedbut given how everything actually turned out not a chance
>>567626036advances*i'm still waking up
>>567605740My guess is that she's discussed it privately in whatever super secret dev chat, and it amounts to "Holy shit, lol".
>>567624049>>567626036I just realized Bunshley images are cute and hot but I have always avoided saving them for some reason.Can everyone dump all the Bunshleys they have in the thread?
>>567626804>dev chatShe can just talk to her husband face to face directly since that's the whole team
>>567626804>dev chatNewfag giveaway you have been sentenced to 5000 years of lurking
>>567626996although i like bunshley, catshley is superior
>>567626036>>567624648She'll do it but she'll make it his problem so he never asks again
>>567627529>>567626036Ashley would LOVE to be Andrew's trophy wife.
>>567627137>>567627278I just play the game, I didn't get into it when it had the troon suicide number sale.
>>567627842Only if he worked from home. He cant interact with hussies
>>567627871Was Coffin actually 41% off at some point?
>>567628039As I recall it was around the time of the Cry About It update.
>>567628039Literally never. It hasn’t even gotten better than 33% off.
>>567627871>troon suicide number salethat was a different indie game, you retard
>>567622715You're right, anon. Julia is cute. She got dealt a pretty bad hand, but it seems that she was also kept in the dark about her lover's home life.She had complaints about his clingy sister, but what did she know about his parents and his relationship with them?
Julia deserves a 10lb rock to the back of her stupid head
Julia deserves to take a 10lb rock to the back of my stupid testicles
>>567629607Which one?
>>567630981julia deserves to die ong frfr no cap
>>567631719https://store.steampowered.com/app/984560/HEARTBEAT/https://www.out.com/transgender/2019/10/02/video-game-faces-backlash-after-appearing-mock-trans-suicide
>>567598867zero, this shit is completely (((manufactured))) as per usual
>>567628764It definitely was 41% off.
Fill in the blankSisters are for ___
>>567634663COCK
>>567549382source on this NOW
I think Nemlei hates her fanbase, and rightfully so
>>567634604stop spreading lies or i will give you a non-consensual rimjob, you fuckheadhttps://steamdb.info/app/2378900/the game has never been more than 33% off on steam
>>567623612they probably don't even realize how old the term is>>5675988670 because this site is only for 18+ adults.>>567634663kissing and hitting
I think about Julia all day every day
page 6
>>567636937>0 because this site is only for 18+ adults.>implying children has never secretly lurked around 4chan for almost a decade
>>567639217Ashley is all 3
>walk downstairs to see my sister air-frying a burger patty and microwaving her friesI honestly don't even know what to say
>>567643057cute
>>567601897I do, sometimes I sniff her shampoo in the shower and jerk off a little
>>567645578You better not have come in that shampoo.
>>567646046I didn't, I'm not a weirdo
Are we getting more in June or is the game dead
>>567646573A release date will be revealed in the June 1 devlog.
>>567643057Nigga that's cute as fuck
Do we underestimate how much did starvation effect the siblings? And being confined in an apartment for months. Looking back at the flashbacks they are more calculated and less impulsive even with psychological issues. Now they are way more relentless and violent. Or is it more like a "moral threshold crossing" that started with cannibalism with cultist neighbor. Then the rest followed.
>>567648415"in for a penny, in for a pound."
>>567648415Partly both, and the moral threshold turns out to be worse once they find out that losing your soul doesn't technically kill you
>>567648415Ashley did bring up cabin fever in Episode 1. It definitely fucked them up.
>>567641337Ashley would never kill someone
>>567650173She stabbed both her parents ending their bodies life
>>567648415Its always about survival. They need to do more now
>>567604532>tits face life
>>567598867>try to copy tarrant>don't even realise or care he made a public stream on facebook>make someone else record your discord VC stream on their phonewhat a fucking retard
>>567651727This is what is best in life.
>>567648415I always wanted to recreate the Ashley special. A can of tomatoes with pepper
>>567610359https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=EverCatsniggers this might actually be a massive discovery, 2 of these games are listed as "coming soon", meaning it's possible they've been working on random kids game side projects instead of tcoaal, without even telling us
>>567656071Sounds terrible but I hate tomatoes
>>567657717Please don't destroy some random indie developer's reputation over their art style
>>567610359>A pair of rambunctious twins
>>567657717Doubt, that would be contradictory to her own "advice"
Nemlei has gone to get milk and cigarettes and isn't coming back to this game.
>>567658690
>>567658956
>>567658130>destroynta but I'm considering buying these games just because they MIGHT be Nemlei's. Same way that I have All I Wanted Was a Bouncy Ball downloaded (kind of; I don't know how to play it)
when will merch be available?i need coffin plushies and blankets asap
>>567659890Never, watasi was publicly violently sodomized and then decapitated
>>567660563That seems a bit harsh desu.
>>567610359cause it obviously fucking is holy shit how did you discover that?
>>567660818Such is the reality of Korean law.
>>567657717i say leave 'em be, nemlei or not it's rad that the guys there have projects to blow steam off on
>>567659890If I had a successful IP I'd mess with the fans by making merchandise that nobody wants. Like if I was Nemlei, I'm come out with Coffin Moth Balls, Coffin Curry Powder, Coffin Whitening Strips, etc.
>>567661172>>567661486also it'd be really funny when people who have played evercats games first (somehow) realize what the people behind evercats also made
>>567554289Would Male!Ashley rape Fem!Andrew?
>>567662113Male Ashley would likely have big sister femdom fantasies.
That is what happens when you insect
>>567662113only women rape so no
>>567662983Trvke. Women are scary.
https://x.com/belovedgore/status/2056756500031246748
>>567662983tfw recently found out older neighbor was having statutory sex with teen boys when I was that age was I too ugly anons
>>567662113Ashley only raped Andrew in self defence. Also recall that Ashley thinks Andrew is a pig who sees sex as some end-all-be-all and you literally cannot change her mind. So if the sexes were reversed, then frankly as the man, Boyley would be able to enforce celibacy in their relationship no matter how much his temptress slut whore older sister wants brothercock.
>>567662113No but I want Fem!Andrew to rape me
>>567665272>>567662113Link to the discord xister?
>>567665058>raped Andrew in self defence
>>567665058You're right. Boyley would Femdrew to be a pseudo-mother and nurse him.
>>567665609Sorry you're not invited.
https://x.com/i/status/2056832576736686137
>>567666723Ashley's hips are wondrous, Andrew should spend more time holding onto them
>>567662113Unironically, probably
>>567554289it's funny when i talk to pseudo-normies who like this game about it and they get super defensive: "no bro it's not about incest!!!!! i swear it's really good and that's like only one cutscene! and it's totally a bad ending!!!" and then you go into online spaces about the game and it's just this
>>567667803Because the whole game is incest
>>567598867And you people make fun of beatings. Had beatings been administered to those two morons, this would never have happened.May the victims rest in peace. Allah shall accept them into Jannah. I shall pray for them.
>>567668958A sheikh who disapproves of incense can never be my sheikh
>>567667803There's something meta about how normies' visceral reaction to this game lines up perfectly with Andrew's own delusions. Normies think Coffin is aaaaaall about incest and that the game is unforgivable for it, to the point they must be convinced it's a meaningless porn game or inherently shock content. Automatic reactions like these are exactly how Andrew represses the guilt for his more serious but sneakier sins: he fixates on the incest taboo until he's convinced THAT is what's wrong with Andrew Graves, rather than everything else. Andrew's cope is only made possible by a society that reacts to this game the way it has.
>>567667803The actual correct take is to say that the game is about incest, but it's not just simply only about incest.
>>567670121Coffin is about deconstructing the very perception that the game is about incest. It's truly Nemleian.
>>567610359Was this one of Nemlei's planned games after NGN until Coffinmania hit? It was first spotted on SteamDB on 19 January 2023; NGN came out in December 2022.
>>567669596Unfathomably based, I too am racist against the anti-Delphic
>>567670815>dark yet faux wittyNot a chance this game is Nemlei's.
>>567669838Coffin is a modern MGS2 calling audiences out
What's even the point?
>>567671741Sex
>>567671741Sistussy>>567669838Based; the point is the incest, yet the point is not the incest. Real ones know and fetishists will never understand.
Jesus, motherfuckers actually simpin for this!?
>>567676415Ashley did literally nothing wrong
>>567676415I would.
>>567676415Not simpin', just lovin'. Big difference.
>>567676415This may be the single most sexually arousing picture of Ashley I've ever seen, do you have more?
Is Looking for Lokae GOTY 2027?
What would happen if Andrew could be honest both with himself and Ashley? That is to say, what if he could just say that he loves her and wants to make love with her?
>>567681689Stay tuned for the true and canon happy ending Route to see!
>>567683279This is the least sexually attractive Ashley I've ever seen
>>567683471Not all -shleys are supposed to be arousing, you pervert. Sometimes they're supposed to be cartoonishly cute.
>>567683638This one is cute, sure>>567683279But this is a gremlin and not in any realistic way a Sister
>>567683279kinda reminds me of rapunzel a little
>>567683759My sister has that kind of cute childish smile, her lips curl up like that I want to kiss her everytime she smiles. That's why I saved the pic. So it's cute, end of discussion anon.
>>567554289NOOO DON'T SACRIFICE MY SOUL TO ???I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK. I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>567686950What is with brothers and doing this?
>>567690237Something is wrong with that Ashley... I think she's defective.
>>567684359You can’t do this to me! I’M THE HAGLANDER!!!
>>567690237
>>567684359is it worth watching? i don't normally watch capeshit but some of the scenes i've stumbled on were funny
>>567694935Yeah probly. Give it a go
Every night, I lay in bed thinking about Julia. I imagine her softly sleeping in bed with me. I hold her close and smell her hair and feel the rise and fall of her chest as I enjoy the feeling of another human being's body being so close to mine. She looks so peaceful. I love her so much
>>567692747Please, someone combine these two.
>>567690237Affectionate but also a bit aggressive to show dominance. Very professional.
So you ever daydream about suddenly becoming Andrew but you decide to be nice to Ashley instead of being a massive faggot?
>>567696128Every second of the day
>>567696128If Andrew wasn't usually good to Ashley she wouldn't be so stuck to him. He has some specific hangups but they're all at least understandable. I don't get why people hate on him so much.
Andrew reminds me of Ash Ketchum in that I have to watch this faggot fuck everything up all the time knowing damn well anyone with sense would be doing better if they took the wheelAnd Ash is 10 years old while Andrew is 22
>>567697420>If Andrew wasn't usually good to Ashley she wouldn't be so stuck to him.That's what people with Stockholm Syndrome tell themselves
>>567554289Good siblings share everything
>>567697662>Ashley dindu nuffin>why was this child with no authority such a bad parent?>why didn't Andrew know the plot in advance?Did I miss any?
>>567698535>Ashley dindu nuffinNo one said this.>why was this child with no authority such a bad parent?Andrew wasn't a child when he beat the shit out of Ashley.>why didn't Andrew know the plot in advance?Do you need foresight to be nice?
ANDREW'S FRAMEDATA IS FUCKING BROKEN. THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT WTF, THEY NEED TO PATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS MATCHUP WHEN SOME FAGGOT CAN JUST CHAINGRAB YOU INFINITELY
>>567699329>getting in fights with -4 STRNGMI
>there are Anons who do not believe in the June ProphecyBurn the heretics!
>>567699329Skill issue, if they’re spamming an attack you’re spamming a mistake
>>567699329I have a feeling Andrew hits like a bitch too. Notice how he only targets women, old men with their back turned, and children. And the second a formidable foe crosses his path he gets rekt.
>>567604532>nigger poorThe term in academic literature is "socioeconomic factors".
>>567684359>>567692747 >>567695308Stop… stop!please… I’ll give you ToxiSoda co.L-Leyley… you want her back? I-I’ll have a shapeshifter be her…
>>567704202renee would give the greatest head at this moment
>>567704202I'm glad I never got into that garbage ass show.
>>567703991I was to beat Andrew up. I'd rock his shit, I'd drop that useless faggot and have him wailing on the ground.
>>567704581want to*
>>567704581Random question but are you Hispanic by chance?
>>567704767Nah, afaik dropping someone is Aussie slang.
>>567704396I was thinking the same. I’d have to take that offer if it were Haglander
It's time to kick Andrew in the ribs
>>567704913You telling me that "dropping someone" is only something us Aussies say? Really?
>>567696128>So you ever daydream about suddenly becoming AndrewNo
>>567705951Can't say I've ever heard an American say "I'LL DROP YOU CUNT!!"
>>567706167That's cause they speak an inferior form of the English tongue
>>567703991>>567704581You're so butthurt lol
>>567705325Anon you need to get a life that isn't about having weird power fantasies about one of the main characters of the game you supposedly like.
>>567705325I agree.
Use case for sisters?
>>567708708Self-heating, self-lubricating, and self-cleaning Onahole.
>>567708776>self-cleaningNot if they're born after 1993.
>>567708874
goodnight /calg/ i hope you seized the day, don't do anything retarded
>>567710330>don't do anything retardedCan't make any promises
>>567710330seize the sister
So Renee never breastfed the kids, right?
>RECENT REVIEWS:>Very Positive instead of Overwhelmingly PositiveWoke claims another victim.
So how do you pronounce it? Lay-Lee?Lee-Lee?Lay-Lay?
>>567712703Laylee till I die. It's the Anglo-Saxon-Jute's pronunciation.
>>567712703Nemlei said LayLay, but in my heart I know it's Leelee.
>>567712703True fans knew it was LeyLey from the beginning.
>>567712263I think it's been like that since the start of the year.
>>567712703>>567712807>>567712839>>567712883
>>567712703Lélé till I die. It's the Gallo-Roman-Frank pronunciation.
>>567713681Basé
>>567712703Al-Laylay till I die. It's the Arabo-Berber-Semite's pronunciation.
>>567712703Lêlê till I die. It's the Medo-Parthian-Iranic's pronunciation.
>>567713825Won't that be "The laylay"?
>>567712703Λειλει till I die. It's the Greco-Roman-Byzantine's pronunciation (I have no Greekshley...)
>>567712042Only after 18
>>567714627What
>>567712703𐰠𐰘𐰠𐰘 till I die. It's the Turkic pronunciation
>>567714660They didn’t start breastfeeding until the Vegas vacation for Renee’s 35th birthday
1 9 9 9https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyawlnc375Y
>>567715272Ashley's new canon DOB
>>567715272i'd smash her mouth if you know what i mean
Whichever Anon coined "Nemleian" is a genius, and I want to thank you for your gigantic contribution to the English language. History will remember you.
You ever just wanna give the siblings a hug
>>567716618>If you hug Andrew, Ashley will kill you>If you hug Ashley, Andrew will kill you No thanks.
June?
Be honest with me. Is this game actually gonna ever get finished or will it remain in update hell for eternity?
>>567720014Burial and Decay Part 2 look nearly done
>>567717007Just kill Andrew and hug Ashley
>>567720952Based
>>567716351"Nemleian" doesn't even register among the money /calg/ neologisms.
>>567720014Why would you think it would'nt be finished? We're literally seeing the progress firsthand and getting every bit of it in the end. You think Nemlei will just cook new surprise episodes forever?
>>567723760>You think Nemlei will just cook new surprise episodes forever?Yes.
>>567723558What is your longest /calg/ filename?
>>567713825>>567714005The prefix "Al" denotes location, i.e. "Al-Baghdadi" means "from Baghdad"
>>567726041Screw you don't peep at my filenames!!Jk if I knew how, I would like to learn that too but I don't know how one lists files according to the length of their filenames.
>>567723558>ImboygnateThe BL levels have been terribly low lately
>>567726383>but I don't know how one lists files according to the length of their filenames.On Windows Powershell:Get-ChildItem | Sort-Object { $_.Name.Length } -Descending | Select-Object -First 100On Linux:find . -maxdepth 1 -type f -printf '%f\n' |awk '{ print length, $0 }' |sort -nr |head -100Replace 100 with another number if you want to show something other than the top 100 results.
>>567726314No it doesn't. "al-" is the definite article, "Al Baghdadi" is like saying von Bismarck, it's a part of a full name. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi for example would mean "Abu Bakr the Baghdadite". I just said al-Laylay to make it even more Arab.To keep it on topic, here's a cute sister.
>>567726601I think I could convince my sister to wear a bow if I let her put one on me...
>>567726594Oh! Ahah, wow uhhh that's... Well, this is awkward I- umm, uhh, it's just that uhhh I mean errrr y'know I...All my /calg/ photos are in my phone. Stone me.
>>567726783If it's an Android phone you could paste the Linux command into Termux
>>567726601That's not debanged bowdrew :(
>>567726601>Abu Bakr al Baghdadi for example would mean "Abu Bakr the Baghdadite".Yeah, that's what I said. In names, the prefix "al" denotes location. The same way "abu" means "son of". Al-Laylay would mean "of Laylay"
>>567726702>>567726936
>>567727157Now that's a cute sister.
>>567727229I would for once like it if brothers could be cute without inherently being emasculated.
>>567727229Would Ashley love her sister?
>>567727157>>567726936I hope Nemlei shows us Ashley's hairline.
>>567727135Don't teach me Arabic you Frank. Not even the example you initially gave fits the "of" sense, "Abu Bakr of Baghdadian". "Al" is almost entirely synonymous with English "the", so al-Laylay would be "the Leyley". Now that I think about it, it actually fits even grammatically since sometimes you even see personal names with "al" like "Al Husayn" or something.>abu means "son of"Are you fucking with me or did you really get that wrong...
I hope Nemlei shows us Ashley's butthole
>>567727770Huge perky tits small waist wide child bearing hips tight ass pear shaped baddieshley...
https://x.com/lewd_apple/status/1987229809693405307https://files.catbox.moe/78sjng.png
>>567727526I... I feel like we're saying the same thing here. Every example of "al" you've given has been to denote location. Don't yell at me, we're friends!>Are you fucking with me or did you really get that wrong...I meant ibn. It's hard to keep it all straight, don't get mad at me
>>567727980>baddieshleyNeed Ashley to use a sacrifice to give herself a BBL desuwafampai
>>567728372>Every example of "al" you've given has been to denote locationBecause the word it's attached to in his examples is already locational/toponymical
>>567728231Getting her pussy eaten good would fix Ashley.
>>567728372>Don't yell at me, we're friends!I know but we have to have a hatred-admiration relationship like crusaders and medieval Mozlems it's just how it is>Every example of "al" you've given has been to denote locationFine. "Ibn al Sawdah" which means "son of the black woman", it's the moniker of Bilal the Abyssinian (bilal AL habashi btw). Or "Muhammad al Amin" meaning "Muhammad the Reliable". Happy now?>don't get mad at meI'm so mad I will kiss you dead
>>567728858Wish it was drawn good so it would be hot enough for me to save it. Oh well.
>>567729450Hey...I think it's drawn OK.
>>567729492If you made it I didn't mean it was shit, I just can't get hard looking at it. Here, I'll save it for you for the cute. Don't cry anon.
>>567730024I didn't make it but I've got another Spankley animation
>>567669596You will soon realise that I am the perfect sheikh for you people. Most of my peers would immediately have you stoned, viewing you with great contempt. I, however, believe you are good people who are misguided and simply in need of a nudge in the right direction to mend your ways, and once more follow the path that Allah has laid out for us all.
>>567730709If the path doesn't lead to 72 imoutos in Jannah, I'm not interested.
>>567730812All that you desire shall be yours in Jannah. But you must first prove yourself worthy here on Dunya. Your faith must be strong and unwavering, and you must treat your fellow man with respect. Be a good person for the seventy or so years you will spend on this world. Abide by the restrictions, and your reward shall be eternal.
>>567730812One woman is bad enough and Muslims want 72 of them for eternity, what's the point?
>>567730812I don't want 72 sisters. I just want one. Preferably with a face.
You know how guys say nasty shit like "suck my dick" to each other when they're bantering or mad? I wonder if anyone's accidentally blurted something like that to their sister.
I feel like killing the camper kid is going to influence which ending you get in the Cliffhanger route.
>>567733047Accidentally? My sister's told me to eat her ass multiple times thus far.
>>567734106God how do you fight the urge to stroke yourself to a friction burn when you hear that?
>>567729289I'm sorry, okay! I just wanted to share my knowledge of Arabic with the thread, but then you came on really strong and I got defensive. You don't have to be so fucking MEAN! I thought it was cool that Arabic names consisted of "location", "relation" and whatever abu referred to.
>>567734106
>>567733047My sister yelled that at my once and it was super repulsive because it just sounds so trashy. In fact, swearing in general is so low class. I really wish my sister wouldn't
>>567730709>Most of my peers would immediately have you stonedAnd your peers would be crushed under the foot of the sister-loving God-fearing submitter Nemlei willing. Delphic jihad is imminent. The Deliphate is the promise of Ashlah!
>>567734491It's okay, al Laylay bint Retard. I'm sorry I language-mogged you.
>>567734864But did you suck her dick?
They have rings!!!
>>567736545That's so cute. i like subtle things in fanart that show they are newly married and such. Stuff like picrel, their whole appearance is the same but they're like parents now or something. It brings me a sense of comfort and peace...
>>567736689Another example.
>>567736839Look at that little rascal!! God this shit gives me baby fever. If I rape my sister someday I blame these
>>567736191кeк
>>567737012You'd better publish a manifesto afterwards (under a free license) clearly articulating that Nemlei made you do it.
Julianon, what Julia number will this be?https://x.com/Anomalocaris7x/status/2057478250138366032
>>567738168Incredible, they made Julia actually look trashy
https://x.com/i/status/2057101332750926158
>>567738168MTFJulianshley
>>567736839who took this photo?
>>567739445themselves, they're nomads vlogging about their family + van life adventuresthe canon ending by the way
Should sisters take responsibility for their brothers erections?
>>567739947Yes, and the brothers should be grateful
https://x.com/i/status/2057364076422942780
>>567712263didn't change much, just overall less reviews. Also most of that negative ones are complaining about incest and edgley themes>It's absurd that this game is overwhelmingly positive on steam. This is one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. The story is all edgy themes and shock value, it feels like there's no real message here, just a need to be edgy and different, with every step the narrative takes being towards something taboo. The "dark comedy" is just 12 year old edge lord humor, and the "gameplay" is so extremely boring, just a normal visual novel engine with repetitive puzzles (the "puzzles" are usually just "pick up item and bring it somewhere"). I understand it's a visual novel, but games with a lack of good gameplay usually have a good story or a gimmick (ex. ddlc's meta narrative) to make up for it. And the cherry on top, are unnecessary incestual themes.
>>567736689>>567736839I hate it, because the happy family doesn't fit their character at all.
>I want Andrew and Ashley to SUFFER and DIE
