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why did he get fat?
>>1584625he sucked it out of boombla
>>1584618LILBROSKI CAN'T EVEN BAKE PROPERLY...
why new thread? 300 image limit?
>>1584629yes
na c9 we're so back
faces of the europe
>>1584644my chuddie goats
why don't they put him in the middle so he doesn't look so ridiculous
>The G2 game was supposed to start at 18:30 gmt
>>1584635how did he even have the opportunity to run to the bomb? he was out in the open for for like 4 seconds.
oh boy, i can't wait for people to underrate bb for the next 6 months and call all the teams they win against bots!
>>1584644Brollan needs glasses and they need to rename the team to "Billions must die"
>>1584644its pretty lame jimi didnt go to play with some more exciting rosterfalcons with niko and monesy would've been best, but alas at least he didnt go play g2 with snax
>>1584655Why would they?BB's got some OK solid players now. Which is a weird change, 'cause I've always thought of them as rejects who couldn't get into any other tier2 teamI guess gambling pays off
>>1584648im actually mad because i only bought 6 beersif i knew those games would take so long i would have bougt 10im on my last beer and it makes me fucking mad. if i wasn't living 4km from the nearest store i would just go to get some more right nowgod damn it
>>1584658Vitality could have had ZywOo-ropz-Jimpphatgood luck winning against that late in the round
>>1584658both jim and siuhy should be playing in better teams
>>1584660You should be able to walk 8 kilometers in time for G2I believe in you
>>1584656already happened in Valorant
>>1584634>3. Purposeful spoiling of a game's plot or other details may result in post deletion and temporary ban. Use spoiler tags where appropriate.
>>1584666they're stopping selling alcohol in 33 minutessuch is life in communist hellhole that pooland is
>>1584647He'd have to keep turning his head while looking up at a 45 degree angleWith him at the end, it at least looks natural as long as the camera's zoomed in
>>1584656women can't compete because women aren't going to degen grind 10 hours per daythere's exceptions but not a lotalso they might genetically have worse reactions or whatever but i think this is less important
>>1584672>poolanddon't you have a neighbor who brews moonshine or something?
what race zorte is? also what the fuck is wrong with magnojez's eyes
>>1584677>neighborthey/them don't really like their neighbor...
>>1584677well maybe, but as the other guy said i don't really like my neightbours and don't talk to themalso i've got my room and windows from the side of the street so everyone probably sees what im masturbating to and they think im a degenerate so it's better for both parties to not have any interactions and i often sing drunk as fuck with open window which is another reason im trying to avoid them
God I hate that whyteboy with dat nerd mustache
>>1584682fair enough. Enjoy your last beer
>>1584684>whytec*nc*ck
>it's an episode of xertion goes missing again
>>1584679>what race zorte is?Looks kazakh, asian-european mix>>1584679>what the fuck is wrong with magnojez's eyesNegative canhtal tilt, normal for european phenotype
>>1584688we got doctor chuds itt lesssgooooooo
>>1584688>>1584679i just realised i didn't attach the photoFACES OF RUSSIA
did someone buy p250 on pistol round?
>>1584691niko
>>1584691i did, why?
>>1584690ax1le used to look okay but somehow he walled at 22
>>1584690skinny boombla almost looks white here
>>1584687did you miss nuke where brollan and yimi went like <0.5kd
>>1584691it's actually good on t-side if you play longer range fightst. p250 pro
ax1le 0iq
fatx1le 4:3'd
>>1584698>keep losing outer and a-site every round>WHY ISN'T THE RAMP ANCHOR WINNING US ROUNDS?he could've done better on the t-side but that loss was mainly thanks to their ct a-site leaking badly
>>1584690>zrzut ekranutoo obvious
>>1584702it wasnt a res issue he just didnt clear it
>>1584697that pic doesn't do him any justicethis is how he actually looks likeim jelly cuz im fat also trying to lose weight, but i don't have connections to get ozempic and other stuff
>>1584699why? it has worse accuracy than glock.
>>1584644could be worse
>>1584705i got exposedit's been fun time being here guys. bye.
>>1584709>im fat also trying to lose weightjust cut out carbs and stop drinking calories
>>1584709>cuz im fat also trying to lose weightinstead of eating just drink tea with cookies all day, worked for me>>1584713lol
>>1584710probably has something to do with headshots
>>1584710because of one-shot headshotthe accuracy is not a problem compared to any other pistol
>>1584711it's like a parodylike what the hell is actually going on here?okay, i guess sweden has a black guy performing but what's with the israeli flag waving?
>>1584721clown worldshit like this shouldn't surprise you anymore
>>1584721please man can you stop being so antisemitic, they're just normal humans like us please be more respectful and kind and let tyrone fuck your wife thank you
BOTBOOM SO FUCKING LUCKY
>>1584721>but what's with the israeli flag waving?if i speak i am in big trouble
>>1584727Siuhy, just play better and don't get distracted by the thread
>>1584721it comes from sports I think. all the yuro sports have israel because the ayrabs kicked them out of their regional leagues for the world cup or whatever
what happened? did they capture the site perfectly but had forgotten bomb in spawn?
each days last game was already over by this time wasn't it?
>>1584737yes
kekarooooo
si1ren is so fucking bad
>>1584647being sandwiched by two tall guys would look even worse
Replace s1ren and betboom will be top-4 lvl
CYPHER WON
>>1584733>>1584743My posts, thanks.
>>1584750what the fuck
>>1584750ungodly glow up
no fucking way jesus
mouz is fumbling hard
>>1584721I think it's just a Jew being obnoxious and forcing his flag on camera, many such cases.
Finals level game
lmao how the fuck did they miss like 10 shots on him when he was 10 hp
based kit on pistol round
>>1584750the old gf was hotter
what the fuck is s1rens problem
>>1584750who?
>>1584760you're missing the bigger picture
paranoid schizophrenia
>>1584772yeah I get the symbolism I'm just saying why the flag is there
>>1584721it's from Eurovision, it's an annual event where Europeans send their representatives to conduct a humiliation ritual
everything is lined up perfectly for Jitu to lose the biggest bounty on the final day kek, good scheduling by Blast
>>1584774https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest
>>1584775>>1584777it's basically just a televised pride party at this pointI am not exaggerating
mouz is back, betboomers btfo
i want s1ren sent to the gulag
>>1584781what's the sp "oh I'm sorry did x already win?" copypasta I can't find it
>torzi doing his best effort to throw a round again
torzi is kind of retarded
lmao this is 4v5
>>1584703apologize
>>1584777yes retard I know what Eurovision is, that doesn't explain the kike faggot in a dress is prancing around
I want 3 overtimes so bad
>>1584797see>>1584780
literally first round s1ren did something
EARLY MOUZ CELEBRATIONI know there are still some rounds to play, let's face it, we all know how this game is going to end. Get in here bros!
>>1584797>i know what eurovision is>surpised by faggots and politics on it
>>1584797you know what eurovision is, you know israel and australia are in it, and you know it's a gay "national" competition, so what's the confusion from?
>>1584795what was that again lmaoxertion just ran out blindi'm still hoping he can perform here
>>1584784they should replace him with the fatso from nemiggas>b-but rolesdon't care
>>1584809he got teamflashed nigga cmonI don't even like him and that's unfair
s1ren literally cost them the game
>>1584814team flash can be wrong flash or xertion looking in the wrong direction due to poor timing
>>1584814just friendly banter m8, I even said I hope he performs here
>>1584806>>1584807what's your confusion from? the kike is obviously trying draw attention to his flag, as I said. what are you arguing about?
siren is so fucking badhe keeps being gifted free kills and just fucks it up
>>1584819I'm confused as to why you're confusedfor eurovision that seems exceedingly normal
>>1584821I'm not saying it's not normal you dumbass
>>1584813worked for jitu
>>1584820- siren + kyousukefree major
awpx1le
This is going OTG2 game in an hour
Betboom is c9 that actually works
>>1584827bb in regulation
>>1584827nah, mouz wins in regulationtrust the process
>>1584830+perfecto?
magnojez is sickwhy did no one tell me?
just imagine it-s1ren+kyousuke
BOUNTY POINT
>>1584832you lack the mandate of heaven
>>1577714>Mouz (How did you choose BB over Mouz????)
im drunkim glad there's counter strikeim glad there are people watching counter strike like i doim glad there are people on the internet sharing my hobby with such passion and excitement and and and ..........life's good. sometimes.my one and only new year resolution was to finally man up and get my shit together and finally go to a CS event, even if i go alone. i feel like my life is in such shitty place (and im 28 now) that if i don't do it then i will just off myself because if i can't even manage to do such minor thing about something im so involved in (more or less), then what the fuck am i even doing with my life
HAHAHAHAHH where is that retard who told me MOUZ was right to not make any roster changes HAHAHAHAHAHAHh
finally a real upsetgg ivans
>>1584839anulo mufa
z
BBL MORE LIKE BB-W>>1584835
>everything you want to see if you're a betboom fanthose exist?
that's gonna be 5 big booms!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOOOOOM!
>>1584845nta but literally one game that went to the wire
>>1584366>>1584634>>1584831told u niggas
>>1584853gambling addicts
cant even keep the mental in a meaningless blast elimination game HAHAHAHAHAHH
>>1584853do mouz fans?Im here despite the team since jimi plays there
>>1584854>we're the goyslop guys!
>>1584845>new, great roster put up a great performance>two very close mapsoh no, it's joever
FVKING KNEEL
>>1584408forgot one
>>1584671Niko will choke at the major again
Mickey Mouzed, but BB showed a good debut. The firepower of Ax1Le and boombl4 calling made them a lot better.
>was planning on playing some premier tonight>it's almost 11pm and the last game hasn't even started
>>1584863>newthis makes it worse>great rosterholy cope HAHAHAHA
>>1584867this
>>1584864his redemption arc is starting
>>1584823lol this is hilariousin eurovision every artist and their little clique of people are sitting close together while they are waiting for the results of the jury. and every group is full of national flags and lgbtq flags and shit. so obviously the camera sometimes catches other groups while focusing on reactions of a certain country and they get in the shot with their flags.you need something so simple and evident to be spelled out for you and you still have the audacity call other people dumb and retarded, what a fucking sperg you are ffs, it's truly embarrassing.
>one of the best guys I ever met in my life, he's tryharding very very hard... he's trying to improve our game so hard, I'm impressed by his skill and he's great. he's real leader and he's inspiring me so muchboombl4bros we're fucking back
Loser of the year
will perfecto ever play cs again?
>>1584875I think we got offset by one and he was explaining that to the first guy, he just had a minor esl typo moment and said "I'm just saying why the flag is there" meaning "explaining why" not "asking why" in eslspeak
>>1584875how many other flags do you see being waved around by someone dancing from side to side while staring directly at the camerayeah shut up retard
>>1584879he played with simple in the 2v2 tournament they were shit and went out 2nd last
>>1584878>>15848793 months from now -s1ren +perfecto and bb has an erathey just needed to keep a core for ranking purposes
>>1584870>this makes it worseit's very common for new rosters to kill it in their first few tournaments if their individual output is good enough because no one knows what they're doing>holy cope HAHAHAHAah, you're retarded. knowing this, i'll be less mean to you
heavygod is going to sit on the opposition, it's fucking OVER for the rest of t1cs
All or nothing, boys
>>1584888he has gooner aura
>>1584881i see only one clip
>>1584889can't you cash out for like 90% of the valueg2 is capable of throwing any game
>>1584892nope. Had the option after the first 5 games (I think), but not since then
>>1584889headtr1ck masterclass incoming
>>1584893t. s0mple
JUST FUCKING START
>train bannedCRINGE
>>1584892>>1584895Also, it's usually only like 60% or something like that. Unless the game is going on and it's 10-2I'll ride this ticket to the end
would you wear this?
>>1584896i love the picture of him and rez smiling at each other after b8 beat niphope they have another head-to-head now that they're BOTH free
>>1584897s0mple, the alpha dog, was ego mogging defecto and egotronic and keeping them docilewhere are they now?
wtf was that second hs
>>1584904thats prime gym tshirt material
>>1584904that's one of those shirts you masturbate in because you're not afraid of getting cum on it
it just doesnt feel the same without niko....
>>1584904hell yeah
>>1584904I try to avoid being identified as a sexually into teen boys like >>1584911
is hunter okay or is he just nikos cousin?
ancient b-site is so hard for me to play
h0nter is such a fraud
d0nesy
>>1584920He's OKHe'd be good in tier 2
>>1584750britbongs are real freaks
>they trusted a famas to get something donedeserved round loss
>>1584920girth merchant
m1NESY
>>1584878what race is that
malbs top 1 2025
>>1584889uh oh
>>1584934I bet on Faze winningYou really think I'm nervous already?
heavygod is bad and fat
>this is top 1 awper in the worldzywoo was the real #2
>>1584939wait until match against tier 1
God flash
Notice how many tier 1 teams suck against tier 2 teams. Maybe this format is genius because it allows these games to happen, but in reality the difference between tier 1 and tier 2 is minimal
classic jitu eco round masterclass
heavyg0at mogs nikwho
>>1584940Turboxgirl's fault o algo
>>1584944Then why have we only had one real upset so far?
>>1584944anon its online, have you forgotten how Pro League looked those times?
>gdoodoo
>>1584944this guy is about to 3x his money just betting the favorite in every game >>1584889
malbs home turf advantage
>>1584949A little randomness and Vitality and FaZe would have already been eliminated. Not to mention what happened with Navi
worst casting duoshut the fuck up and cast, fucking losers, I have to listen to this stand up comedy AND this faggot reading thesaurus out loud?fucking kill me
>>1584944yes tier 2 teams full of player that are mechanically as good as many players in tier 1 teams, at that level structure, experience, mentality and things like that becomes more important than just shooting.
>>1584944their shooting is usually very similiar, apart from the donks and zywoos of the world, but if the tier1 team has preptime and they have stuff from their opponent to analyze (which is part of why honeymoons are a thing) the match becomes very hard for the tier2 team, which is why they usually don't make it far into big events and playoffs
hunter doesnt look good lads...
>>1584957My brain always shut those two out somehow after the first half hour
>>1584958what tier 2 team has a donk tier player?
m0NESY already no motivation to play without his brother NiKo
>>1584962It's just current spirit academy
>>1584962kyousuke
>>1584962team spirit academy
kek fatass has some cringe tattoo
>>1584958>tier 2 teams full of player that are mechanically as good as many players in tier 1 teamsok but not at the top, there is an actual gap in execution and individual form that makes the differencedonk was good enough to take his team from t2 to the top of t1. zywoo made a bunch of french shitters into trophy contenders on his own. niko made major finals with jackz, amanek awp, nexa, hunter
>>1584963>Oh no my gf cheated on me>Loses>Oh no my friend left me>LosesTop-2 hltv mentality
can someone explain this?
>>1584969HeavyGod? Yeah it's some girly ass "Faith makes anything possible" tat. He's got something a party girl who pretends she's Christian would get.
>>1584969how many Palestinians do you think he's eaten
>>1584972nikobaby
m0nesy is washed. At the age of 19
b0tesy
huNter is unironically the only likeable thing on G2 roster
>>1584972what I want explained is why they wasted their limited niko-malbs-m0nesy time by not demoting hunter's washed ass into anchor
>>1584979what about malbs and cs living legend T4Z?
>>1584976he also walled
heavygod really is disgustingly fathope the G2bux can get him some ozempic
>>1584982>cs living legend T4Z?Don't make fun of Taz. He's the only coach on record telling the team EXACTLY how they can win a game
>>1584979>huNter is unironically the only likeable thing on G2 rost-
monesy leave for falcons when his contract expirefr frit is known
lol why g2 players have winter jackets on chairs? No money for coat rack?
>>1584988dubs confirm
>>1584989russian detected
>>1584986unironically true, last major put stratcells in shambles
>>1584971he also just hooked up with a new red flag e-ho
>>1584970i'm was talking about regular players not superstars, i thought that would be obvious. and that's a good example with Niko carrying G2. Espiranto as a player was better than both nexa and hunter when they were playing together, but the latter 2 got bought by G2 and he didn't. there's like 100 players in CIS that could do the same things zont1x and magixx do on Spirit.
>>1584982the most interesting thing about him is his mercedes>>1584987>we need s0mple but PG-13
>>1584986>>1584994omg hi taz!!
what went wrong?
>>1584996>there's like 100 players in CIS that could do the same things zont1x and magixx do on Spiritmaybe on a purely mechanical levelbeing part of a working pro team is much more than that though
>>1584996I know, I said "ok, but not at the top"you were agreeing with a guy saying the difference between t1/t2 was minimal, and it might be mechanically true for replacement level players, but players like zont1x and magixx usually aren't the reason why their teams are where they are
>>1584986here it is btwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fS4pfgvjjXo
>>1584999they thought they're something other than an academy for actual t1 teams
malbs multikill or bust for G2
>>1584999you're not their manager clearly they need your expertise
>>1584999They just met a stronger tier 1 team
>2024: 2nd best player in the world>2025: 2nd best player on his teamwdhmbt
>>1584999brollan is not cut out for a championship level team, his floor is too lowtorszi is unreliablexertion doesn't perform well enough considering he basically gets star rolessiuhy and jimmy are their most valuable pieces
>>1585007hello siuhyhow does it feel being outcalled by betb00mbl4 in 2025
yesssssssssssssssssss thank you mr gay ben for finally giving me something worthy 6 euro worth skin + 1 euro chest
bros I fucking love malbshe's so crispy and he's not a bitch unlike most stars
>>1585009>2nd best player on his teamNot even
hunter is such eco cobra
>>1585013>5 dollar profitwho are you giving a house to first?
>>1585013>cries in FT famas colonyim jelly
>>1585010>his floor is too lowI still remember 2019/2020... I still remember zoomer carry-level brollan.....
4 from rifler m0nesy
malbs is the realest nigga on the face of the earth
skadoodle mentioned
>>1585032major winner btw
>heavylard is a good replacement for malbs>malbs is a good good replacement for nikoImagine if G2 had a fragging igl. So long as hunter wouldn't be dragging them down, this retarded team would be completely insane to play against
>>1585032>>1585034king
>>1585010>>1585023brollan's mental is just awfulhe can have a map with a 1.30+ rating but if he loses the next one, it's usually a safe bet the third one will be below 1
>>1585036>fragging iglwhen will this meme finally die
>>1585036imagine if they didn't have a useless coach who hires his friends (the worst igl in tier 1)
>>1585040Alright.Imagine if they had no igl but an insane rifler/anchor who talks a lot
-snax+donkwhat would happen?
>>1585040what meme? they're rare but they exist
>>1585040>erm you have to be washed and lose all your duels, that's what igl meansok buddy don't forget to scrub the tank and the base of the bowl, I want that thing sparkling
>>1585042>friendsdoes he know
>>1585044literally anyone could be a better igl than snax so they'd probably win events
>>1585045outside of awper IGLs, name 3 in the past 5 years in tier 1
i think malbs has died 4 or 5 rounds in a row without kills now
B8's win condition is kill malbs.
any free english speaking igl available? no hooxi ofc, asking for friend
headtrick deserves the world
>>1585049>7 years agoyes, i'm sure snax is still REALLY upset about that and i'm sure taz would have hired him if they weren't on friendly terms (he's clearly amazing)
>>1585052nta,>outside of awper IGLsthen I'm gonna take some liberties with the definition as well>kyxzan>blitz>apex if we go back in time a bit>karrigan when nobody else on Faze frags
Alex, play shoota by Playboi Carti
uh betttingbro how you feeeling
save malbs
>>1585052blitzkyxsans1n
>>1585060blitz is the only one I could see as qualifyingnow check what they have won with this great luxury of a "fragging igl"
>>1585062Pretty good desuribeye with bearnaise sauce for dinner, on my 7th beer watching csG2 ot on opponents map pick is child's play compared to any Faze game I have money on
>>1585037Rush looks like he as a couple spare chromosomes in this pic
>>1585060>>1585064>blitznot tier 1>s1nnot tier 1>muh awp iglsirrelevant to the current discussion, hence the exclusion
BetBoom and m*uz fucked up g2 game by stretching out time until night
>>1585066they won the hecking Yalla Compass defeating THE ninjas in pajamas in the grand final
how do you go from this...
>>1585069kyxsan and blitz are both on top 10 teams right now you retard
>>1585069>blitz>not tier 1
>kyxsan
>>1585072Bro hit the Latina wall where they go from angels to Shrek ogres
SHEEEEEEEEESH
>>1585072what the fuck..........
>>1585072>be latino>move to America
m0nesy deleted
>>1585069>mongolz>not tier 1nigga you're retarded
No malbs no win
>>1585072shrexican on an american diet
>>1585040
>>1585075buddy this is the point of comparison herethe point is he's not complete dead weight for an igl
>turks make one major run>not tier 1>mongolz make one major run>tier 1name three tournaments where either Heroic or MongolZ were regarded equal to G2, NaVi, FaZe, Vitality, Spirit (aka actual tier 1)
Headtr1ck > m(-1)nesy
>>1585089so anything above a .90 qualifies as a fragging IGL?
>>1585090>make one major runthis is now the official definition of a tier 1 teamThank you, anonyou fucking retard....
>>1585089nta, and I know "fragging igl" isn't a well defined term, but I think it's obvious it refers to them performing mechanically and thus farming stats, having a rating over 1.00 seems like the bare minimum requirement for a fragging igl
how can b8 win without having a deadweight igl?
>>1585090heroic and mongolz didn't have a single top 20 player, ef didgiven the relative rankings of both teams, isn't that another reason to be impressed by their igl
G2 MORE LIKE PEE POO HAHAHA
Ahhaha how do you fuck that up G2
>>1585090true mark of becoming t1 is actually winning an event such as Yalla Compass and uhhhh
>>1585097>having a rating over 1.00Those ratings get changed. Definition like "fragging igl" should be relative to the mean
>>1585089Reminder that Hooxi had the same stats on G2 and his fragging was "unacceptable."
made double espresso but no idea if i should actually drink iti wish i had more beers
who can save malbs
>>1585098kek
>>1585109>wins the round
beautifully played by B8gg
LOL
B8 better teamplay than G2 that's literally malbs go kill
HERE'S YOUR G2 BRO
>>1585102>mouz is tier 2grim (the situation, not the player)
no Niko, no Win
>>1585103well we can disagree in our opinionsand sure g2 could do with a better igl than snax, but good luck getting a tier1 igl atm, they're literally the most valuable pieces of teams apart from stars like donk and zywoo
>>1585096cs2 majors are equal to kato and cologne, don't see either of those in my playoffs>>1585099so tier 1 is defined by the amount of people outside of top 20?
this sublime feeling...
>>1585116>2 Pro Leagues>BB Dacha (memcup but they beat Spirit compared to NIP)but yeah they are
malbs went into bot mode after he missed he that one free frag
maui is a hobbit but at least he's fitmogging them
>>1585119>so tier 1 is defined by the amount of people outside of top 20?are you actually retarded
the Ukrainian biguzera
faces of ukraine
>it's Snax walks through smoke and dies episode
>>1585123>but yeah they arebased hltvtard
SNAX G2 PLAYBOOK LEAKED:T-SIDE: MALBS GO KILLCT-SIDE: MONESY GO KILL (awp)
>>1585119>cs2 majors are equal to kato and colognethis is the eternal niko copeNo.
>>1585133I guess monesy didn't get the memoLets see if he wakes up on inferno
>>1585133the thread told me only firepower matters and they're always right32 kills just wasn't good enough
>>1585126are you? the discussion is clearly about the tier-1 boundaries, so either you don't understand what you write, or you wrote something entirely irrelevant>>1585136>mr13 bo1sremove this trash and we'll talk about majors being somewhat prestigious again
>>1585136nta but they definitely are in terms of preparation and hypenot prestige though, obviously
>>1585095NTA but yes it does. See below.>>1585097It is a well defined term, your problem seems to be that you think it's some sort of badge of honor. It's not, it's an extremely low bar. The term "fragging IGL" only exists to differentiate IGLs who can consistently end games with a mediocre rating compared to traditional IGLs who are total bots. Ex6tenz, Aleksib, MSL, Hooxi, Karrigan, and B1ad3 are all examples of those traditional brain over aim IGLs. Fragging IGLs can be anyone from Kyxsan to Twistzz to Niko if he ever decided to IGL again. It literally just means you aren't a liability with a rifle in your hands.
>>1585136this hilarious that m0nesy completely choked the biggest game of his career, and Niko probably the 2nd biggest game of his career (first one is Boston) in the same match.>muh arena rating thokekkkkkkk
>>1585141fair>>1585140cope
imagine being bald and your barber still fuck ups the job
>>1585095look at the filter that guy used, there's a pretty clear igl zone where the complete liabilities live. kyxsan isn't a blitz or a twistzz (firepower wise), but he's not hooxi eitherI don't want prime gla1ve fragging out, I just think snax is a liability for the quality he brings
>>1585142this sums it up well
>>1585142>Aleksibso Aleksi is a fragging IGL or isnt he?
>>1585147shut your fat ass up snax and try to win for once
>>1585142>It is a well defined term
Just tuned in to the G2 match and it was 13-15 I believe, is this G2 ass or is B8 just better?>>1584912Pansy? Where is she now? Valulrant?
>>1585153it's not my fault that this new fat fuck with 0 cs experience is bringing us downi already told taz
>>1585149snax not fragging would be ok if he was actually a good igl but he isn't
why is /cs2g/ taking their inevitable decline so badly?
>>1585156>is this G2 ass or is B8 just better?G2 missed a lot and had no obvious stratsB8 did pretty good
>5 of the same flagKino, also one of them kinda looks like alcoholic-era s1mple
>>1585142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
>>1585152>adding a filter to bump his overall rating up 0.01
>>1585161n1ko haters in a shambles
>>1585163>same flag... LE GOOD!i'm starting to like youyou're like that mildly retarded classmate who's annoying but also really funny
people forgot how online tournaments were meme and irrelevant comparing to on site ones
>fragging IGL in tier 1>expectation: 2018 gla1ve, 2021 Jame, 2015 NEO, 2021 nafany>reality: kyxsan, aleksib, blitz, s1n
>>1585161They are?We're talking about G2 because they're on our screens right now
>>1585154>>1585164>I don't know something, therefor no one else could possibly know itThis is unironically an extremely common sign of autism. You should consider getting tested if you aren't already diagnosed.
its official so i can say itits over
>>1585171this is the first time ive mentioned flags
>>1585174>reality 2025 prime boombl4
>>1585177it's been official since the ban buddyblud's pushing 40
>>1585152aleksib vs top 5 teams: 0.89kyxsan vs top 5 teams: 0.96I get that you have a gay argument you're trying to force but you can just watch them play a few games
>>1585177people pushing him and swag and stewie are delusional
see the thing is, nikooOh, is that b8 winning THEIR OWN MAP pick does not make you necessary to win now, does it? :>
what the fuck is fatty buying
>>1585176I don't know what your sonichu-fanfictions are like either but that doesn't make them real anonIf you want to humor me go ahead and show me how the definition you're pushing was established
>>1585184i think steel particularly is just a memeat least in the thread
>muh yuropeean union muh milticulturalismeu flag on hltv and not named faze = instantly rooting against your shit teamsimple as
So it happened AGAIN
>>1585174>2021 jameI would take blitz over him 100% of the time
>>1585183now compare achievements
>>1585182>steel 35>karrigan 34
>>1585186based lardo
>>1585184Swag and stewie is 100% fanboy delusion, they're both washed as fuck and don't care about competition anyways.Steel could probably offer something to a serious team as coaching staff, but unfortunately I think he wants to play so I don't know what's next for him. It would be a shame if he ended up on some shit tier NA mix.
>>1585178sorry, i mistook you for >>1585189
>>1585196He will be playing in Col in April m8
>>1585186people are sleeping on mp7it's the perfect poor man's rifle until famas gets a discount
>>1585191he had something like 1.20 rating by the end of 2021, and both VP and MongolZ finished in quarters
reddit and hltv is saying rude things about snax...
>>1585191does blitz have a second language?
>>1585194see >>1585192
>>1585194Karrigan and Rain are nordic bvlls which allows them play well past the prime of mortal men. Steel is ashkenazi raised on an American diet, physically he's 60.
>>1585186mp7 is decent, if slightly overpricedit's better to a slightly longer range than the mac
>>1585200it's just worse than mp9 even without counting you move MUCH slower with it
>>1585192was that what we were talking about, or are you trying to force another gay argument?aleksib is not a fragging igl for baiting his way into a 0.91 rating against t4
>>1585202>reddit and hltv having good takesR A R EARE
>>1585202everyone that doesnt live in poland is
>>1585202>reddit hating on the official reddit teamHave things really gotten that bad?
i am still not rooting for your 2 baltoids, 2 swarthy balkanoids and 1 slovak mix, yurotranny
it's suppertime in murrica, how fucking late are they letting this game go in eu
>>1585212>the official reddit teamthat's navi
>>1585212>the official reddit team
>>1585214~2am if it goes to 3 maps
>>1585215>>1585217>hooxi>jks>niko m0nesy "bromance">not the official reddit team
>>1585218So this bounty picking gonna end like after 3 am
>>1585215based on the spirit logo on their title it seems spirit is currently team redditalso >>1584904
brapsMd
>>1585204why would you compare their achievements? point is age is a meme as long as you can put in the time
>>1585174>2021 nafanybased knower
No reason to laugh at G2 anymore now that Niko isnt there, literally nobody there deserves any hate.Maybe snax and taz but only if you are polish
>>1585219based coma bro
Now it's time for HeavyGod go eat strats
>>1585219are you coming out of a coma? did you hit your head?hooxi is a free agent, jks is on liquid, niko is on falconsif you look at the bottom of the screen it says the player names, g2 is m0nesy malbs hunter heavygod snax
>>1585204respect chaos and ghost
>>1585219jL is reddit incarnate, retard, this is an indisputable fact that is easily proven by checking his twitter, any post-match reddit thread with navi in it, or his youtube channel
>>1585224he bottom frags and tilts playing faceit
>>1585220yup but at least it's friday
>malbs le good>hunter le bad
>>1585231
>>1585228>>1585230>it happened in the past therefor it never happenedbased goldfish posters
>>1585204steel was effectively banned from t1 cs for a decade, why would you compare their achievements
>>1585234steel has been bottomfragging and tilting in pugs since before he was banned
>>1585233this he also gives "bully who acts nice in front of the teacher" vibes
What we could've had when the game is slow:>Henry teaching Anders about modern cs>spunj talking about what players are thinking and how it might turn outWhat we got:>the two snickering faggots laughing at their own jokes
Defense with LAYERS
>>1585238ninjas in pyjamas are clearly the GOAT of all time because they were good with f0rest and GTR
no fucking way he got that bomb plant LMAO
>>1585238are you a blue, green, white, or red?
>>1585234streaming faceit is completely different to a real team environment
OFFICIAL Team Reddit 2025it's still spirit
How much longer before reddit demands G2 bring back Hooxi
>>1585238the redditness is based on their CURRENT level of redditnessotherwise, any team could be team reddit
steel out awped s1mple on lan thoughever
>>1585251I'd welcome it, but I'd rather see him tested on a tier 2 team
>>1585254>>1585251why doesnt he have a team yet?
>>1585250isn't that just because they won the last major?i don't browse reddit
just brute force your way through an obvious stack bro
>>1585252ask them what they think of russia
HeavyGoat eats the enemy team. Monesy is shadowed by his teammates
alex666 is fuckign disgusting to look at
>>1585256they had the lgbt falcons logo there tooit's just the current team reddit
>>1585258meant for >>1585250
>>1585250OFFICIAL reddit user of 2025 who should jump off a bridgeit's still this faggot
>>1585263oh, okwell, in terms of reddit aura, it's still navi (mostly due to jLoser though)
about to go drop a stinking slimy Hooxi in the Snax
>>1585263>they had the lgbt falcons logo there toololwut
>>1585258spirit did denounce the war and relocated to serbia, good point
ok snax is terrible lads. im going to sleep
G2 MORE LIKE PEE POO
>>1585266>you can still see the spirit logo in the reddit titlelmao
>>1585272he literally has a positive KD?
remember, calling doesn't matterthey just needed to shoot gooder in that high iq snax rotation
>>1585277yeah, and wanted to enter stacked and smoked B site with fucking 10 seconds left
Newbox literally filters G2
zeus bros...
>>1585277>literally not watching the gamelmao
between VP vs coL and G2 vs B8, which match is more painful to watch?
>>1585285not watching coL until they pick up Lake, Steel, Stew and Swag and the fat IGL from mythic sorry
>HeavyLard entries youWhat kind of marinade would you choose to go down with?
>>1585285idk, no one who's not russian or american watched the vp v col game
>>1585277you're literally positive for aids
HeavyCutie with the pink headset :3
B8's got some good retake skill
>>1585255Multiple people within the scene have said that he had offers from teams but he turned them all down because he thought he'd get a better offer. I believe both Gamerlegion and TSM have been openly confirmed, I heard Fnatic mentioned a couple times too but I don't know if there's proof of that one. Supposedly others.My personal theory is that he though Astralis would come knocking.
getting really mixed vibes about this whole fragging IGL thing
>>1585294so glad he filtered himself out of cs2
so how come not a single tier-1 team decided to bail him out of the cuck bench? he's cracked mechanically, and his "toxicity" stems from mezii and apEX being deadweight
Hooxi's gonna hook up with spinxthis is based on my imagination
>>1585250>open CS reddit>first 50 or so posts are all about the pro scenethis game got too big for itself
does anyone who's not from pooland actually think taz and snax shouldn't get fired?
>>1585299most punchable face in cs and with the personality to go with it
Imagine 2:0 for B8, keeeeeeeekkkkk
>>1585299crazy lurks and saves bro
>>1585299Anti-Semitism.
>>1585303Don't think I've ever seen a pole defend either of them in their current roles
hltv is saying -snax +hooxi
>>1585299it's moreso an ego issue and people don't want to play with huge ego players unless they're s1mple
>>1585299he's not just "toxic", he's made himself a "toxic asset"making jokes about dead kids, no matter their ethnicity, really doesn't fly in any enviroment with that has to deal with PR
>>1585299He looks like an antisemitic caricature
>>1585309i've seen it several times today alone
>>1585299he reasonably said that palestine, lebanon and iran should be eradicated to bring peace to the middle east under the israeli rulewhich is a wrongthink
>>1585309who do you think is defending snax so hard, despite him being hooxi without a brain
>>1585313he's like the evil and rizzless version of flamez
>>1585304>>1585308>>1585311>>1585312>>1585313>>1585317all these things may be true but the biggest reason is probably a high buy outhe's a top 20 player on a contract, there is no need for Vitality to rush selling him at any price, they can wait for summer window at least.
>>1585310-m0nesy -malbs -hunter -snax -heavygod +headtr1ck +npl + alex666 +kensizor +esenthial
>>1585317good goy
>>1585318>>1585315I only chitchat about cs itt. Haven't seen a defense for snax
>>1585320simplehooxispinxwho else can we add to the rejects roster? we already got an awper and an igl
>>1585223>BrapGod
>>1585324itt it's only the actually clinically retarded people who think igling doesn't matter but on hltv there's lots of them
>malbs worst stats in g2wasnt he supposed to be good?
>>1585325probably someone from falcons in a couple of months
>>1585323
>>1585329I only read news thereThe forum is a weird mixture of reddit and twitter. Not a fan
>>1585325REZYEKINDAR
>>1585336>REZhuh?
>>1585336REZ is on GL
what's with igl's buying smgs on buyround?i see chopper, snax, karrigan, etc do itis it just that theyre so bad and smgs are easier?
>>1585325perfectostewie2k
>>1585340>>1585341JACKZ or GOATb3r7 then
>>1585336RES is /ourguy/ thoughtever
>>1585346They're getting info and farming money for the team, setting the stars up for success later
hooxisimplespinxyekindar???I mean, you could do a whole lot worse for a roster, even the roles work
>>1585346smaller investment for worse players
>>1585351>hooxi tardwrangling these completely crazy peopleI'd feel bad for him if it wouldn't be so fucking funny
>>1585351stewie
>>1585351the fifth is goatbert >>1585348
>>1585347>>1585351perfecto would do the anchoringI know there's 0% chance for this becoming reality, but it would be fun to see them all given a chance for redemption
>>1585351Yea, 5th needs to be stewie.
>>1585358lmao
>>1585364we said rejects, not washed up beyond return
fattie haters??
>>1585351>coachkassad
>>1585375HeavyGod bros, we're eating good
>>1585351nexa or rigoN for 5th spot
Jesus Christ voo's accent is completely irredeemable. I hate yanks
>>1585376>how do we make hooxi's life even more of a living hell?
better than mushmouthed dane retards
>>1585376lmao
>>1585376the unlikeability factor just doubled or tripled
>>1585387kassad hates hooxihe made that infamous tweet and all
>>1585385who are you talking about?
>>1585391He's talking about people from DenmarkNo idea why tho
>>1585390perhaps his only redeemable quality but he hates everyone so that sort of cancels it out
>>1585351>>1585360>>1585376>I was afraid of taking breaks because of a threat of being kicked>I used to scam people out of their knives, yeah>Destroy Palestine>I want to try myself as a porn star>5 AWP disrespectful, go play matchmaking >I was watching , HooxiiGOD MAKE IT HAPPEN
Can someone explain to me why I like this G2 more than with niko?I still want taz and snax out, but I just realized I enjoy this group of retarded firepower more than the formerMaybe it's because monesy and hunter don't have their support animal anymore, or maybe heavylard is just growing one me...
>>1585399>heavygod is growing on meANON YOU'RE IN MORTAL DANGER
>>1585399don't grow to fond of them because it's just a temporary roster
>>1585399heavylard doesn't seem like a personalityless autist and he's also not been choking for 10 years yet
>>1585390>kassadone of the biggest memes in history of CS and one of the worst pro players of all time. i unironically think he is the bad luck charm that keeps Niko from winning a Major, similar to how Maradona was for Argentina. after all Niko's career in GO started by playing with him and fucking Ynk. like, G2 are on top, looking good and all, winning BLASTS, #1 team, and he tweets:>When it matters , we all know who is a better player. Anything donk can do , niko can do better. just before Shanghai happens. it's unreal. i think if he had a heart attack and died Niko would win 3 majors in a row.
what the fuck does it mean that a team has "good firepower"?
>>1585409all aim no brain
>>1585409they beat the enemy team by shooting them faster and more often
>>1585409Good fraggers
>>1585409their bullets do more damage
>>1585409they shoot very strong
>>1585409its like soul you wouldn't get it
>>1585409If more of the enemy players can take your players in a fair 1on1 or 2on2 fight most of the time,rather than the other way around, they have superior firepower
banks does a good job on the desk
>>1585409clicky head fast
i actually like voo and dupreeh on the desk
>>1585409shoving that AK barell down the sissy CT throats. no mercy
wouldn't it be really funny if valve buffed SCAR-20 and completely evaporazied AWPfags?
bros he's so brown
>>1585423dupreeh is so overqualified compared to the normie commentators/analysts it's not even funnyI hope we get more of him
Nie ma problemu
>no aim, no brainare there any other players like this except for snax?
>>1585434not in tier1
>>1584841I kneel, boombla sama.
>>1585409usually just most star fraggers stacked in one teamlike FaZe 2017
>>1585434chopper, electronic
>>1585423>>1585430I agree on dupreehI'd still love to see him have another run with a team, but if he's gonna retire, I hope he sticks around as analyst
Damn, that G2 jersey looks like SHIT.
>>1585430yeah but more importantly, he knows how to convey that information in a digestible waystyko obviously has good cs knowledge too but was mid (at best) on the desk
famas doubters?
>>1585443true
>>1585438chopper tard wrangles donk and does some decent mid round calling>electronici kneel
>>1585444Don't doubt it, can't afford itchecked, btw
These Ukrainian zoomers got some potential.
retard herewhy is it called /magog/ ?
>>1585452i don't remember
>>1585449headtrick and npl have been great since academy days but were held back by their org and s0mple's sperging, respectively
imagine the flames
>>1585440i think he could be a good coach or a decent igl too but cs is honestly kind of lacking analysts who don't lack game knowledge, or have game knowledge but are sleeping pills in human form
>no niko to hold back hunter anymore
HUNTER DOUBTERS?
of course hunter hits some bullshit shot when you least expect it then proceeds to suck
>>1585464
didn't the blast bounty day start like 13 hours ago
d0gesy
Hy guys, Im new in cs :) Am I right in thinking that B8 is a better team than G2 and headtr1ck is some kind of cool player?
>>1585468every match was 2-1
>>1585462aren't sleeping pills in human form*
>>1585471yeah
>>1585471yes and yeshope that helps
>>1585471he's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>1585462You're right. He actually sounds happy and engaged talking about all the ins and outs, which analysts with knowledge rarely do on the deskStill a blow the soul of cs the day he hangs up the ak>>1585473+overtimesThey're lucky it's a friday, otherwise euros would be sleeping rn
>Valve enforces Major regional representation for multi-regional teams>Split-majority teams such as Liquid or Wildcard no longer have free choice between which region they represent at the Majors.so Wildcard get fucked over and have to play EU qualifiers
>>1585484Yeah, Team Whore will have to work for it. Just like their owner
>>1585484Depends on their points status Might actually work in their favor if they pull enough points they'll just get a straight stage 2/3 invite
>>1585428>Launders repping my SteeliesBased, too bad they sucked dick in the playoffs (again)
>>1585428I've met him IRL, he's even darker in person. He's so fucking lucky that he's actually pretty good looking and knows how to dress. Most super dark skinned poos are hideous abominations.
this is the most retarded aspect of valves rulesthis says that if ping is a problem they can split down the middlethis means that >north america gets 3 slots and south america gets 3 slots>asia only gets 2 slots and australia gets 2 slotsthis benefits the shit regions and the shit regions onlyamerica and australia getting free majors after being shit
nice neckbeardis he just too fat and lazy to shave it something?
>>1585492Nobody mentioned FlyQuest
they got this right bros
flyCHADS the next stage
>>1585492the only retard here is youthe ping groups for asia are mena (including south africa), china, south asia, east asia, oceania, and something else I think. go check 2 rmrs ago for the breakdown
>>1585499south africa will be screwed no matter whatjohannesburg to dubai is still a 180-200ms ping discrepency
>>1585493I've never been fat but I'd imagine it's really hard to shave a double chin. It's literally a blob of fat under your face, the razor is just going to sink in and the skin will go all over the place.
snax is fragging and g2 is losing whats up
>>1585502they just fly out to bootcamp closer
G2 are literally running MM stratsI know that it's Dust 2 but holy fuck
>>1585502>south africa will be screwed no matter whatWho cares? They're even worse than the chinese
bro this team HAHAHAHAHAHApreparing to push short on eco, 1:00 on timer and hunter is standing in the open no awareness someone MIGHT just come from long
>>1585510>>1585514
>>1585516respect bravado
>>1585518for me it was pushing 3 up long only to immediately turn around and forfeit long entirely
holy fuck how did they lose that
>>1585528Smoke got exploited for a free kill and it all went wrong for B8 there
hot take: headtr1ck would be a top 30 player right now if not for his fateful choice to go with nip out of the academy
>>1585516the next GOAT is a 3 year old somewhere in the congo playing with 200 ping to Berlin servers on his dad's 2011 Toshiba laptop
>livestream is approaching 15 hoursDid yt get rid of the 12 hour limit?
They should rename G2 to Tier2
NO WAY M0NESYYYYY
>>1585495flyquest sucks
>>1585533wait... I'm retarded. It's approaching 13. Still, I thought they had a limit
>>1585539vods have a 12 hour limit i think
>>1585536Gpoo, Gdoo-doo, Gthrew
>>1585533i think only the replay has a limit
clutch gods holy shit
headtr1ck playing like he's auditioning for NAVI
Piss2 are going to lose this.
What is he thinking right now?
please B8 just 4 more rounds
>>1585551botesy is getting gaped and mogged right now
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE B8
>>1585555>we should have gone for F1KU instead
>>1585556>>1585558
Bo3 G2 - nonamesThird game9 - 10Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
you guys think parlayanon is shitting his pants or blissfully ignorant and snoozin
mayonessy bros
>the same dumb short eco flash play at 1:00 againyou gotta be fucking kidding me
>>1585559f1ku is going to team McD soon
>>1585555>come on guys... umm... win some rounds
THIS NIGGA IS 4 - 15 AND THEYRE WINNING ALSO M0NESY IS INSANE
M0nesy and HeavyGod are really playing, malbs and snax are throwing so bad
G2fag cope will be it was too late and everyone was tired
>>1585566They don't even look like they're trying on eco rounds. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in G2's team room right now and listen to what Snax is calling during ecos, assuming he's even calling anything. It looks like they're just waiting to die.
>>1585570i've watched g2 voice comm videos and that's basically his input (unironically)>just relax guys
you know b8 probably won't win anything but at least they'll get the $60k from this
NOT OVER YET
>>1585579no jinxing, fucker
>>1585579>at least they'll get the $60k from thishow?
>>1585583because this qualifier works something like this:bad teams get to choose which good team they meet. if you win you get extra money. higher ranked teams give more. so it's extra bounty on top of being a qualifier.
M0nesy did something, wow
>>1585586WE ARE SO BACK
- torzshit + headtr1ck
Finally some fucking monesy kino
>No $60k for you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>taz cheating on camera again
>>1585586kek, you're quick
fuck it's so fucking over
>>1585585But they only get to keep half of the bounty
>>1585597why?how does the rules for that work?
>>1585594what?
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>1585599Lower teams that win get to keep half the bounty. The other half is now a bounty on them
Fuck you G2 you denied us a glorious upset
barely Looool
>malbs, m0nesy, heavygoat each carrying a mapthis g2 is legit, they jus tneed to fix the snax and hunter thing and they're golden
>>1585579good job, shithead
m0NESY is the ultimate high pressure playerhe had to let it get close on the third map just so he could lock in
>>1585605>they jus tneed to fix the snax and hunter thing and they're goldenyou mean kicking them?taz would still be there.
>>1585605They should have signed kyxsan
Leave it up to G2, the teams with the lowest odds, to make me sweat even more than Faze made megg
ofc luck2 winshunter on that force buy wins 2 duels with mp9, god i hate this shitter so much
>>1585613How much money is that? Like 20 dollars total?
>>1585612actually would have been a good call but they couldn't have outpaid falcons
>>1585613*one of the teams
>>1585610that doesn't even need to be said. he's not a part of their roster in the vrs, he can go tomorrow>>1585612they were never outbidding falcons
>>1585618nta but about 120don't money-shame my scandibro pls
>>1585617He always got away with the most BS multikills I've seen in the pro scene
>>1585618about 200
>>1585626those are danish crowns, now swedish
>>1585627yeah, and the round before that was a normal buy round, he peeked doors like a retard while they were executing mid to B and got insta tapped, leaving Snax with a fucking awp to defend entire B alone in the middle of the site
please be spirit vs flyquest so i can see those faggots eliminated
>>1585632ah, i thought it was nokcan't really tell the difference between danish and norwegian with a small sample size
doubters BTFO once again
>draft showkino inc
>>1585643he still got gaped and mogged by headtr1ck on 2 maps out of 3
>>1585643He need to leave this team so bad
>>1585639>spirit vs flyquest so i can see those faggots eliminatedwhat's wrong with spirit?
>>1585647keep coping
>>1585650based illiterate
>>1585613Just collected 739 so I have 700 to play with for the next stageHoping for some easy bets
>>1585647other way round faggot, headtr1ck only won more duels on Ancient, and was 0/6 for AWP duels on D2
Still thinking about how FQ was higher seed than MIBR, a team that convincingly beat them at the major.
>>1585657because flyquest are frauds that use asia invites to farm points
kek Furia are such pussy ass bitches, typical br*zilians
G2 doubters in shambles. B8 to be sent to the front
>>1585659Silence chink. This is not about you.
>>1585659What region should they use?
Eternal Turkish will pick FaZe.
>>1585664go prove they can be top 30 in uerope
betboom is probably better than g2
>>1585659>Mongolz 1848>Liquid 1632>FlyQuest 1338>ATOX 1177>Rare Atom 985>The Huns 947>Lynn Vision 944>Tyloo 900why can't anyone besides mongolz and flyquest do anything with invites? why can't anyone else rise up the ranks?
>>1585659>flyquest are frauds that use asia invites to farm pointslolimagine your region being so bad you get farmed by fucking aussies
>>1585667the turkish bvlls will pick navi
>hard carries map 1>disappears
>>1585675He really is the new NiKo...
>>1585678kek
being na, I didn't even think about them keeping all the igls and coaches upit's fuckin 4:33 am in turkey
>>1585675he disappeared mid map 1he was like 5-10 last 10 rounds
>>1585681>being na stopped reading there
BIG Balls
based BIG
>>1585669Okay so all Asian teams have to play EU qualifiers now.
based jermans
>>1585669they couldn't get eu invites even if they wantedthis is how it is, this is how it's gonna be
Perfect debut for BB, two wins in the row in a tier 1 tournament. Easiest road to tier 1
>saw vs nertzKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Germans are noballers, they just chose the team that equal to a fucking B8
>>1585694very based pick
>>1585695You mean the team that has monesy, malbs and heavylard
>>1585688Stop with the antichinkmetism.
>>1585687He looks like a totally ordinary German, am I missing something?
>>1585586
Alright. First bet inDefinitely betting on Faze to beat Pain. Not sure about the rest. Might go for Liquid as well
Eligesisters...
VP vs Spirit.
>>1585704Gonna humble this arrogant monkey.
kek
>zey wuz left
>FQ vs Spirit incomingKINOOOOOO
>FryQuest vs SporotKINOOOOOOOOOOO
flyquest are such faggot frauds
VP bros, please punish z*woo
Sexter > Donk
dexter gonna bend donk over
>>1585714CRY XHINK
>>1585639you got your wish
>>1585715You know they won'tA better team should've picked them
>>1585721They almost lost to a fucking metizport
>>1585714literally nothing is happening, keep all 2" of it in your pants
>>1585723don't disrespect the swedish comeback team
>>1585723VP "almost lost" to nicx and czxi
who qualifies?
>>1585728BIGNaviVitalitySpiritFuriacoinflippaiNEternal Fire
why is a shit team like flyquest even in the top 16
>>1585728>Flyquestdafuq? Not even trying to summon the schizo I genuinely don't remember them playing their first match.
>>1585728g2astralisvpfqbbfazeefliquid
>>1585728bigastralisvitalityspiritbbfazeefheroic
>>1585732their opponent basically forfeited so they didn't really earn it
>>1585732oh wait nevermind I sort of remember it now. It was against mibr
>>1585732https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378204/flyquest-vs-mibr-blast-bounty-2025-season-1this tournament is taking 12 years, they 2-0'd mibr in the first game
So apparently in the top 8 lan you have to challenge teams and it's upto them to accept it? Did I understand it correctly?
>>1585728Basically 50/50 but I'm going with Piss2NAVIVitalityFlyQuest once in a life time miracleBetBoomFaZe all 3 maps overtimeEternal FireLiquid
>>1585739mibr had tech issues so lets not act like it was decisive
>>1585741yes
>>1585675If Malbs, Heavygod and snax all decide to do an athlete cut and lose at least 20 to 30kg of weight I promise you this G2 team will become 10 times more likable and better individually.Right now G2 look like the burger king team bro you could fit 5 Monesy into snax and HG alone.
>>1585735When are Tyloo playing lil bro?
>>1585749tyloo are about to win a 100k tournament 'lil bro'
>>1585745Thanks. Really starting to enjoy the format of this tournament. Does it count towards VRS?
>>1585751not getting past ATOX
>>1585751Yes, slumlord.
>>1585751>against other asian teamswe'll put that on the fridge buddy!
Liquid facing Heroic at Blast and at Kato first round
>>1585757meanwhile flyquests biggest win ever was a 100k tournament where no top team showed upso basically the same thing
>>1585728G2Astr*lisVitalitySpirit (I'm sorry FlyChads)BetBoom (FTM)Faze UpEternal FireHeroic
>>1585763i'm not participating in the "asia vs australia" debateyou're both meaningless
>>1585744give it a rest
>>1585751you forgot the asterisk in 100k tournament* lil bro
>>1585728>everyone saying EF will win against FalconsRealistically, how strong Ence was to assess Falcons actual level?I really believe sdy is an exceptionally good caller and Neityu has very promising firepower but surely they were high tier3 and falcons just won by pure individual player difference.I also believe in EF to clean them but Teses lifegaming really held up my doubts.
Had to put money on the home team. I think they've got a (small) chanceA bit unsure about Liquid, but hope for the bestG2 SHOULD be able to beat BIG but after the last match..... monesy came alive when they needed him, so that's what I'm counting on
bb have turned into an interesting team, i thinkdefinitely gonna watch them sweep furia
>>1585773ence loses to random shit teams youve never heard of
>>1585775i have no skin in the game but i genuinely believe astralis will winmaybe it's a little bit of scandi bias but fraudvi haven't looked good lately
>>1585771oof rubbing venom on the wound, bet lil chigga isn't gonna reply
>>1585687dios mio...
>>1585729You misplaced the coinflip lil bro>>1585733based fq believer
>>1585728JituNaviVitalitySpiritBBFaZeEFLiquid
learned from thorin's reflections interview with naf that he's borderline deaf in his right ear so he has to play on instinct and reaction more than the average player
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378389/lotus-fe-vs-mcs-cct-season-2-north-america-series-4
>>1585802aint nobody watchin that lil guy
>>1585804https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378307/rare-atom-vs-real-original-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024
>>1585836
>>1585838most viewers extremesland is on huya and douyu
IT'S FUCKING OVER>Tonight, Valve have seemingly instructed HLTV to strip Ranked status from all CCT events currently running, including CCT Season 2 NA Series 4 due to "irregularities discovered in the invitation process of the event." Importantly, HLTV is the data provider for the Valve Ranking System (VRS), meaning the change on the coverage platform directly impacts Valve's own database.
>>1585841wowwanna move the discussion there too
>>1585802
>>1585838>dittonot the ch*nk that's pretty funny though
>>1585844honestly goodthey get to drop the ban hammer and show the TOs they're not fucking around, even over a t5 na eventcct fixes the issue, gets reinstated, and things go back to normal
>>1585851wait, ALL of them are trannies? is that their gimmick?
>>1585851dead one looks like that one rust programmer kek
>>15858514 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 2
>>1585851woah i had no idea /cs2g/ had a pro team
>>1585851>not female>still badexplain
>>1585864they all look like dudes but at least 3 doesn't look like an ugly dude
Heroic PainFlyQuestAstralisEternal FireBetBoomVirtus.proBIG
>>15858644 looks depressed. I could kiss her all day long.
>>1585890certified thorin alt moment
>>1585890>hassles wagiesbased
>>1585897t.
>>1585890WAGIE WAGIE PACK IT UPMY SEAT'S RECLINED, ON PRETZS I SUPI SHALL NOT MOVE, YOU'RE ON MY DIMEMOVE QUICKLY, 'FORE WE START TO CLIMBYOU SAY IT WON'T FIT 'NEATH THE SEATSYET THERE IT SITS, YOU USELESS TEATSIF IT MUST GO, AS-SAD I'LL BEI STILL WILL NOT COUGH UP THE FEEI FEEL QUITE FAINT, I COULD NOT RISEMY FEVER'S RISING, BLACK MY EYESI FEEL A COUGH DEEP IN MY THROATNO HEATING BILL--I WORE A COATYES, YOU CAN STOW IT, THAT WASN'T HARDCALM DOWN SEMPHIS, FAT RETARDBRING GINGER ALE, THE TYPE THAT'S CANNEDAND GRAB THAT FOR ME, WHEN WE LAND
>>1585860shut it Cnile
>single stream when there's 32 teams left>two streams when there are 16 teams left and it's the weekend???
>>1585934Maybe they changed the plan after today’s matches ran way over time
>wins the asia rmr
>>1585958and yes they can participate in the asia rmr because nivera and hadji are moroccan
>>1585958>>1585959mrq*
>>1585958how the fuck were kvem and sener1 the ones picked up by real teams from drillas
>EUcucks trying to steal Auschad spot again
>>1585970>'best' australian team has european >'2nd best' australian team has european dont act like theyre not region abusers too
>>1585972>EUcuck admits to taking handouts from Audchads
3 of the top 15 female players of 2024 were iglsgonna leave the analysis of that to (You)
>>1585934wymon hltv all the starts are staggered by 2.5h>>1585958>World ranking: -no more open quals>>15859721 eu teammate is fine4 europeans is not
>>1585965kvem, because he's really goodsener1 isn't very good and calling aimclub a "real team" is a stretch
>>1585844This is really bad for NA
>>1585965>why were the players added just to be good (rather than to scam spots) good?
>>1585981>on hltv all the starts are staggered by 2.5hthey weren't just a while ago, never mind then
>>1585993snax barely outfrags him and is probably (unironically) mentally retardedhe only got hired because of taz
>>1585988This is also bad for NAhttps://www.dust2.us/news/57081/report-new-organization-set-to-enter-cs-with-roster-based-around-motm-wolfy
>>1585996>Following the departure of Danny "cxzi" Strzelczyk to Complexity, the team reportedly suffered two more defections as Josh "steel" Nissan shifted his focus back to broadcast work while Tyler "Skadoodle" Latham stepped down to focus on streaming — notably committing to Michael "shroud" Grzesiek's charity livestream event called Fragathon in early January.steelbros...
>>1585996>>1585998>na hunden goneit's never been more fucking overat least schizobros are winning with minus's return to competition
>>1585998i thought he was basically doing it for funare you telling me he was actually delusional enough to think there was a career for him as a player still?
>>1586006they qualified for challenger league through esea advanced even playing for fun
>>1586006>If there is an opportunity to play... I would absolutely consider ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNjM-mhoaoM
>>1586006he's the only reason cxzi has a paycheck rn
>>1586014well, he clearly has a passion for the game even after all these years and was willing (at the time) to work his way up from the bottom again, which is admirablewith that undying passion for the game in mind, i think he's kinda perfect for the desk
>>1586016well, if he's good at developing talent, he should consider becoming a coachstarting over from square 1 as a player when you're older than karrigan is straitjacket behavior though
>bottomfrags and whines team is bad
>>1586023thoughever
>>1586028
>>1586034>bnbnot a real team, know na tier 4 lore before speaking
>>1586034owari da........
>>1586023na fpl "players" are brain dead with the most inflated egos I've ever witnessed
my GOAT 0samas is winning this meme cup
>>1585890Anyone who asks "who hurt you" is the womanest woman on the planet. Also shan't be rooting for nouns anymore, hope your gay ass vote fails. Not a th*rin fan but hate simps more than him.>>1585897>>1585905Based>>1585901Peasants greatly outnumber patricians.
why nip is playing with jackz instead of arrozdoce? I guess it is because of some vrs rules but dunno details
