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time for spreddit
>>1699934but when am I supposed to goon?
7 minutes before the greatest upset of the year
>>1699912>This guy is an 18 year old.Grim (Grim's looks are also grim but not as grim as this)
>>16999446:16 AMThe video cuts off early to keep trade secrets
i feel bad for these young players desu, sure donk is already earning money playing his favorite game but he sacrificed half his lifetime to get here
>>1699949I don't feel bad. There are millions like him who are wageslaving away with no hope for the future. At least donka gets to play his favorite video game - something he obviously enjoys and earning fat stacks + clout for it.
>>1699949yeah wellyou'll never have thousands of people chanting your name
>>1699949yeah and you sacrificed your entire life to achieve not even 0.1% of what donk has done
get this boring ahh frog off my fuckin screen I'm falling asleep
>>1699949>but he sacrificed half his lifetime to get herepeople sacrifice half their childhood to peak playing footy/basketball/baseball or doing gymnastics in high school league with literally no profit 20 years later except looking rather pathetic when your only topic of discussion is "damn I was a beast way back"
zywoo is so fucking ugly
Are there any top 20 teams which don't have a gambling sponsor?
>>1699946His stats are also grim, he's not kyousuke tier
>>1699958but his gameplay is beautiful
that feeling when your igl calls "go kill" but you are down to 20 hp 10 seconds into the map
>>1699949Nigga, I sacrificed it for free
>>1699958he knowsit's why he wears those glasses with no or almost no strength
>>1699962>eco farms>baits"no"
>>1699958He's not ugly, just fat and ungroomed.
>>1699959falcons lel
>>1699966we're talking about zywoo, not sh0r0
>>1699966you confused him for shiro there lilbro
>>1699965He started to look better this year tho
>>1699968Lol. Fair enough but we know what else is going on.
>>1699959i think it's impossible, esports never really got past the niche audience and became mainstream so the sponsors are limited
>>1699969>>1699970Lmao, rent free
40 minutes delay? what the fuck??? i just got my fucking sandwiches
>40 more minsniggggggggaaaaaaaaa
>>1699972usually happens when obese people lose some weight
>>1699969>>1699970um
>>1699949it sounds a bit depressing until you realize's from fucking Siberia, he probably didn't have too many options in life
>>1699981>sh0r0 who lost maps dies less than the star player of a team that is on a 20 map winstreaknot looking good sister
>>1699976you don't have to be so afraid of the goatwoohe will still gape spirit either wayyou know it's true
>>1699983um
>>1699982In forbes interview he said that second option for him was to become a psychologist
>>1699985>sh0r0 outsaved Big J himselfyou can stop with these retarded self-owns
>>1699985This nigga dies like a fly
Omg Apex looks TIRED, Vita are FINISHED!
>>1699993tired of shitting on these ruski immigrants
did Banks just ask the same question twice?
Mon empereur Dan Madesclaire
>>1699996don't expect quality from himhe gets hired because Frankie killed her career and literally nobody else wants the spot
freya getting seduced by apex mature look
>>1699993TIRED of RAPING Team Spirit.
Pimp shits on Apex ahahhahahahah
>just realized who's gonna cast the game
>>1699985>ZywOo 0.58 deaths with 1.46 impact>sh1ro 0.55 deaths with 1.09 impactepic
>>1699990idk why you're trying to pretend he doesn't baityes, he is not the literal #1 baiter in the scene, as evinced by the first image I posted which showed him being #2, or the second one where he was #3 with ~the same dpr as a top 3 baiter of all time
>>1699999Checked and I would take fatty frankie any day over James "I killed my wife and shagged a twink" Banks.
>>1700004I need Launders kino and not that fucking aussiesissy
>>1700006not dying isn't necessarily baiting THOUGHJame isn't a baiter and he's DPR kings0mple is the bait king and he's nowhere to be seenGodwOo is just the best in the game, hence him dying less often, since he just wins.
>>1700009>Jame isn't a baiter and he's DPR king>>1700009>Jame isn't a baiter and he's DPR king>>1700009>Jame isn't a baiter and he's DPR king
>postponed from schedulewhy??
>>1700011correctpremier elo + faceit elo?
>>1700009you're actually retarded
>>1700003reminder that pimp is hired as a vitality ambassador.
>>1700015Holy kek
>Snaxkek
Their speech is so fucking boring. I can't believe someone really listen to that crap
>>1700015yeah, it's kinda weird they still allow him on the desk
>>1700021maniac did it for free
this new hltv meme where the #1 player gets the mvp even if they lose is so gayyou used to have to move heaven and earth to get it in a loss, now it's a foregone conclusion that like one of two players will get it regardless of the final, because they farmed shitters a week ago
>>1700020Especially after Freya getting exposed yesterday for knowing absolutely nothing about the game
>>1700026Huh?
>>1700029Watch the game faggot.
>>1700025hltv started rewarding stats more over time just to keep simple and zywoo #1 and #2
>>1700030I do watch the games, that's why I don't know what these people say about the game kek.
>pimp tearing snax a new assholelolthis is great
>>1700029There was some power outage and casters were on mute and maui and pimp started casting the game while freya just stood there completely silent for like 10 minutes
>>1700029Spunj + Machine's casting booth lost power so the analyst desk commented a round. Pimp and Maui said everything while Freya was silent.
why was the game postponed 40 minutes when the previous game ended well before the original planned time?
mouz 3 finals in a row while beating respectable opponents to get there.
>>1700025it's still better than to give mvp to the shitter with 1.15 rating over some crackhead playing 1v9 and failing to carry in the final
>>1700037People aren't finished with donkussy yet, please understand.
>>1700037Undercover FSB agents need time to install cheats on donk's mouse
>>1700039is it still the honeymoon or have we moved on to a new excuse, siuhychads?
>>1700040no it isn't, but that also isn't what happensif someone drops a 1.50 after a mid tournament, they don't deserve to lose because their average is 0.15 lower than the next guy
Why does this lisping fuck gets to sit at every desk?I hate both him and Maui
>>1700044siuhy would have had the same results if he had spinx added to his team
>>1700048>I hate both him and MauiSomething is wrong with you, We love Pimp and Maui around here
>>1700049that's funny, because siuhy purportedly left in order to not play with himle big brain igl foresight
>>1700048his eyes look kind of girlish
>>1700035>>1700036KWAB but expected.
>>1700049kamil, your stock barely got you into a dying liquid focus on your game instead of coping here
>>1700051no one likes pimp, not even danedogs
>>1700048pimp is annoying to listen to but he has some OK insights and isn't afraid to speak his mindalso one of the very few analysts with actual "pro" experience
>>1700054To me it's peak punchable face.
>>1700049>>1700053>>1700058If Siuhy really isn't a fraud he should be able to easily prove that on Liquid.
>>1700061You're not wrong but I just have pimp fatigue. There must be some others out there who have comparable insights while being a bit more pleasant on the ears
New Daily Reminder Just Dropped
why is hltv saying csgo is much better than cs2?
>Niko memory
>>1700065>There must be some others out there who have comparable insights while being a bit more pleasant on the earswe can hope dupreeh continues his short analyst stint
>>1700071...my goat
how many tech pauses?
>>1700068Purely gameplay wise CSGO was a better game. CS2 looks better, smokes are a thousand times better and there's many QoL upgrades but the absolute core of the game is worse. It's like something deep inside the code is broken. The game is 99% there but they just can't find the last 1%
>>1700062Because he naturally looks like those cringy girls with "cute face" on tiktok due to a slight squint and long eyelashes
>15 minuteslol
>>1700076The game is not as smooth as csgo, that's the best way to put it.
>15 more minutes
Lmao, kys blast
>>1700076Having 128tick would fix 99% of the problemsbut valve seems to be taking an autistic butthurt stance on this since they can't have their server costs rise nor enable people hosting their own since it will make valve look like second class shitters in their own gamemuh subtick is maybe the biggest autismo hubris exhibition valve has done
zywoo got the shart isn't it?
wait did the game just start? wtf
>>1700089>muh subtick is maybe the biggest autismo hubris exhibition valve has done100% truke
>>1700083>>1700085>>1700086We are downloading spotify client, please understand
Spirit heightmogged
Holeeeeeee KINO
lmao this clown Banks i can't
>>1699946that's just an average gypsy phenotype
when are we playing some cs?
this is what they came up with for the tech pause?
. . .
>How to disguise that the problem is not yet resolved and we need more time
this is so fucking cringe just make them create a wave or something that's going to wake them up more
>>1700106oh shitit wasn't even to waste timethey actually had that shit planned
>>1699964lmfao, stay strong nigga
>he can't bang the drums in rhytmget sam facking real geezer to do the *BANG BANG*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/ourguy/ ohne is rooting for spirit, let's go bros
>>1700051no, we want thoorin and kassad on the desk instead
/ourguys/ (flamez, mezii, ropz) win this
>>1700117Ideal desk would have voo and dupreehThis an objective fact, not an opinion.
>>1700089It's bizarrely autismal to not even allow for people to set up their own servers because you randomly have decided 64 tick subtick is the hill you're willing to die on.
>>1700119Damn right brother.
Yesssssss!!!!!!!
>zywoo dabs on donk>"ok">"if donk dabs on zywoo, then donk is the best!"
>>1700123in csgo days, competitive cs on faceit and stage was wildly different to csgo everyone else was playing due to certain lineups not working and 128 tick feeling entirely differentnot a single multiplayer company wants that, hence the "what you see is what you get"
>>1700125yyyyeaaahhh were all going to ohnes stream
>>1700125
why spirit have two sissies?
>full blind tracking players with dualies>started with a 3 person stack on ALOL
fuck I knew they'd pick anubis
btw last time spirit won more gun rounds and only lost because they lost 6/6 pistols
>>1700128I know and I agree this must be prevented since it was just stupid but locking 128 tick away is not it. Seems like they could better spend their time to make 64 and 128 play the same rather than come up with subtick
>Some slut keeps screaming in the crowd Ahhhhhhhhhhh
CAN THAT STUPID WHORE SHUT THE FUCK UP
who is that squealing bitchholy fuck I want to kill myself
uhoh vitality sisters we finna get 13-0d....
Someone shut that bitch up for the love of god
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE
>>1700128you're acting like anyone playing 64tick bothered to learn lineups in csgo lelit was a non issue, and the only "fix" would've been to have all servers be 128tick, but instead valve went full penny-pinching autismo with their subtickIt's a somewhat rare valve L but it's a huge one
>magixx not onlineim thinking spirit lost
>>1700146>>1700145>>1700142>>1700141>>1700140calm down incels let girls have fun
>>1700147Kek I was MGE and literally didn't know a single lineup Never played 128 tick either
girls just wanna have fun
hoping that spirit does well just so the girl gets told to shut up quickly
sh1ro got that noflash on its over for shitality, so much for that era
apex??
>>1700150typical russian whore being sent by the kremlin
>apexlol
apex holy nigger brainlet play
>calm down incels let girls have fun
As a permanent 64tick shitter from CSGO, even 64tick seems worse in CS2, I don't think 128tick would fix anything desu.
>apex and mezii not fraggingit's over
>>1700165Meme thing. It doesn't matter at all
>>1700163based
this nigger's got ropz animations on his backpack
>>1700165The subtick actually makes 64tick WORSEIt's just a matter of valve wanting to cheap out on servers costs, nothing else
>>17001672 from Messi the GOAT just for you.
>lucky walk through smoke winthis game is so badwalking through smoke should make sounds
Rooting for Vitality just because I have them on my fantasy team.
>>1700178kek wtf
>>1700178retarded or just never played the game?
>>1700178Smoke should stop bullets also. Just like in real life
>>1700178it used to in cs source but they removed it
>>1700165>>1700173The people who played 128tick in cs2 beta said it worked wellValve can remove subtick as well, but there is no solution that doesn't require a higher (128) tickrateFucking 1.6 had what were basically 1000 tickrate servers lmao, cs2 is such a clunky game now
>>1700186did it really?
>>1700186>implying anyone used smokes in sourcelol
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA VI TA LI TYYY
>>1700165>I don't think 128tick would fix anything desu.we had it for a minute tho
>smokes now make you cough after a couple of seconds
>>1700190did source even have a pro scene
Smokes should be removed from the game
>>1700195nicebut what about the gas mask operator?
(r)apex is roiding btwidk why nobody ever points this outprobably because everyone in the current scene is a sissy agp faggot with brainfog from all the gooning
>>1700196yesapEX is one of the source goats
>>1700190no you retard
>>1700196yes, the scene was splitit was a weird timeand both scenes were "legit" in the sense that they both produced good csgo players
>>1700187CS must be an absolute money printer for years now with the interest in skins + exploding playerbase yet Valve chooses to have the game feel like shit just to save some bucks. Like some restaurant that decided to have plastic chairs. It should have backfired already
plumber uncs act like early csgo wasn't even more brainless than cs2real cs didn't start until late 2017
i miss dust 1
>>1700201It's removed and becomes purchasable for 200$, but makes you run slower unless removed[
>>1700207>real cs didn't start until late 20172019astralis were gaping everyone because they thought of an insane thing now known as "antistratting"
this is 4v5.hopefully spirit understands that magixx has to go. magixx is a t2 player that wasn't even notable in t2.
i miss buying ammo
>>1700212You forgot coordinated utility usage. Pro scene shocked by some guys throwing a molotov on common spots before entrying
>>1700212the actually insane thing they found was "utility"
>chrome cannonthat's my GOAT
spiritsisters I thought we only lost kato cause we couldnt win pistol rounds...
>>1700214definite lie
>>1700217Firefox cannon is much better
flamez looking more and more like keanu reeves
>>1700215>>1700216based utilitymind
remember when cs was all about pure aim and raw skill
>>1700196yea but nobody gave a fuck about it, source was always seen as a joke compared to 1.6
>apexnice resolution, oldfag
fucking apex
Lmao apex literal fucking bot Holy fucking shit I could've done that better than him. I'm also half deaf but would've heard that guy 100%
apex resolution?
>>1700173Yea, I agree that Valve are being faggots, they undoubtedly can pay for 128tick servers but the CS2 problem doesn't seem to be with tickrate.>>1700187>>1700194I remember that but I doubt it was fine, it was so early and a short amount of time. I am a coper, I think they'll go to 128tick eventually.
>>1700229has to be 4x3 when he misses something like that
what do WE think about crowd lads?
>>1700225nah it was just a bitchfight between two salty scenes both trying to hog the spotlightt. played mostly 1.6
>>1700232really good
sh0r0 getting RAPED by GODWOO
Fuck Me
one kyousuke please
RAPEX
rapex
Lucky bastard
is magix retarded or what
ZBROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
APEX
APEXCEL I KNEEL
LMAO THAT LUCKY HEADSHOTfuck mezii for sleeping tho
RAPEXXX
Roidflick
-magixx when?
rapex rolling back the years for that one
Lmao that was so far off target
Ok what cheats do they use?
>sh0r0
holy fucking rape and gapesp0r0t are liquid to vitality's astralis
IT'S OVER FOR ZP0R0T
this could be the best team in history of any CS version
thats the toggle that gave him a majorvintage french
Nice cheats, Apex...
this is just getting silly nowI know it's t-sided, but spirit prefer ct-side anubis
ez for flameZ
>>1700255flameZ is very well connected know what i mean?
current spirit is like nexa g2one player just constantly letting everyone downbut honestly it's even worse
>>170026087-0
those two faggots are so cringy, how are they still main casters?
>>1700253me when someone says s0mple > shroud
They are called team vitality because they abuse steroids and gene therapy
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONK GET RAPED
baZed crowd owning sissy donk
>>1700267at least nexa knew that that he sucked and was ready to get benched at any moment
well need ropz to come online for this CT side. nice crowd cheat btw
Spirit only get pistol and two conversions lmao
>>1700253back when cs players had soul
Thorough R&G'ing.>>1700269They are the best duo, keep crying.
>>1700269humiliation ritualTOs hate cs fans
>>1700253I miss when American CS were just a bunch of gymbros who could aim a little
>>1700137>btw last time spirit won more gun rounds and only lost because they lost 6/6 pistolsnice gun rounds bro
GAPED AND GORGEDt. launder's sidekick
magixx throwing that decoy completely raped spirit
>>1700280launders is indian and gay, scrawny is gay and a knock off sadokist. you started watching two years ago.
>>1700268against plumbers and roofers
i miss true /ourguy/ sadokist or this funny black
>>1700288Good, keep seething. Not my problem haha.
for me its ddk and black ddk
>>1700274that helped donk more tho
>>1700289rpk was a mechanic, actually
>>1700295i apologize
>>1700290>>1700293Bardolph the GOAT, I saw him cast an Apex Legends match a couple of years ago.
>>1700274Both of them could hear the crowd. It's not apEX's fault if donk can't process the information fast enough.
>>1700292Redditor spotted
>Flick of da wrist mentionedBasteeee
bardolph was on online caster for the first event I ever watched and I havent seen him since. miss that guy
>>1700300Meant for >>1700277
the lads
If chopper clutches this, I will rape myself
why is ropz so utterly garbage?
>>1700307I wasnt calling anyone a cheater, just that the crowd for sure impacted the round
>>1700297isnt he some kind of super rich guy? I saw some highlight from his stream
>>1700312You were saying?
>bettor in the crowd literally screaming which site to gohow do you sink this low?
that jumpscared me
Vitality era incoming
>>1700312absolutely gorged
>>1700315that was chopper being an absolute retard. In a 1v1 against ropz you're supposed to just sit on your ass until the bomb explodes.
>>1700302I'm actually Indian. I don't care what insults you throw my way.>>1700314No idea, wish he'd come back to CS though. His voice was soothing.
>>1700316do you mean how do you get this based?
>>1700316clip?
>>1700321Caste status?
>>1700320>that was chopper being an absolute retardjust like always desu
>>1700321>I'm actually Indian. I don't care what insults you throw my way.being indian and proud of it is the greatest insult from God himself already, there's no words a man can throw your way truly
zywoo fucking goated
jesus zywoo had missed these...
>>1700320Team Spirit are literally 5 retards, what did you expect?
>>1700325The highest of the highest but I don't care about that shit.>>1700327Like I said, not my problem. You're the one who keeps seething.
>>1700324too lazy to clip it but during the chopper clutch attempt
REMOVE MAGIXX AND HIRE DONK A WHORE HE CAN FUCK EVERY SINGLE HOUR
>>1700320>In a 1v1 against ropz you're supposed to just sit on your ass until the bomb explodesfreak talked about this yesterday
>>1700312his two kills were unironically the most important kills of the game
>>1700335what do you think magixx role in the team is anon...
What's up with the beautiful women in the crowd? They want to convince us that they play cs?
Best crowd we've had so far this year goddamn
apex is a retard, he should always do the opposite of what his instinct tells him to do
>>1700325>>1700327>me trying not laugh 'cause I just got a warning for racism
>12 in a row
>>1700343Nah I'm not the chink I don't report that shit.
>>1700340Some prostitutes they paid to fill up the crowd
>>1700143lmao
>>1700341The event in Romania also had a cool crowd Lots of beer
>>1700345...s-spirit just n-needs more pistol r-rounds
>Vitality didn't take any tacLMAO
>>1700346I meant laugh at the comments
12 is all they get
No shot they make this 12-12 into OT, right guys?
It's ok. This map is t-sided
ropztard ahahahhahahahhahahhaha
Anubis used to be Vitality's weak point but they look much better on it now since ropz joined.
Lol
LUL ropz
>ibp vs netcodegaming
>>1700341cluj was better but this is good
>>1700341better than American, SA or Australian crowds for sure. No fucking wooing thank god
That's why I use the CZ.
how the fuck wasn't that an instakill from so close??
>>1700365one of those is not like the other
>>1700365>better than American, SAyes>Australiannah>No fucking wooing thank godcrowds are supposed to be cringe
am i tripping or is vitality cheating
uhh, gotards??? since when is /csgog/ back? It isn't even a major
>>1700371yes
>>1700373unc waking up from 2020
i shit my pants
Such a small kill gap between the two teams but it's 6-12
>>1700373Just a good matchup
>>17003754 kills where noone was in the crosshair
THORIN IS A GINGER FAGGOT
>>1700381>>1700375>>1700371spiredditsisters.... not like this
>>1700383they're really grasping at straws nowadays
XI WU activated
raped
>>1700383>spiredditsisters.nopeI'm with rapex and ropz on this one
>>1700385>>>1700375ill create a compilation its a pattern at this point
>>1700137maybe spirit just need both pistols to even make it competitive....
Valve should have blocked the Ropz trade to Vitality. This is just stupid unfair
...zizters not like this, we can't be getting gaped AGAINwe can't even beat mouz at this point
>>1700383>>1700391>anon asks if he's tripping>tell him yes>am now a spirit fanyou people are awfully defensive all of a suddenme >>1700390
>>1700381that apex hs was pure luck tho
>>1700397It absolutely was and it was beautiful.
>>1700393it's crazy that ropz wasn't even on the server for half of this match and they still destroyed Spirit
Niko leaving G2 destroys the entire scene, only Vitality wants to try to win anymore, the rest are just collecting paycheck staying in their place.That or the new valve circuit removing major qualifiers.
>>1700397just apex aura vs. negative aura
>>1700400The first 2 kills from ropz had more impact than sh0r0's entire career.
redditchads that was too closeglad we're sending these NAZIS home
>>1700401Mouz and Mouz Academy are powering up lil bro.
what's this phenotype called, kinda looks kino ngl
>>1700401g2 was shit with niko. Just like every other team Niko has been a part of. He lacks a win mentality and it affect the entire team
Goatwoo is the champion of the universeYou cannot put a player like this into a box
>>1700405I don't think spreddit will be sending anyone home here thoughbeit
>midgame interviews>losers interviewNobody asked for this. Nobody wants this.
>>1700407the turkey hater
>>1700407Alopecia universalis
>>1700407"Fraud"
>>1700407Generic sci-fi villain #4
channel your energy reddit brosTWO OH TWO OH TWO OH\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/
>>1700404trvth
>>1700405>>1700420Viewing party in the Kursk bunker?
>>1700408G2 2024 would wash this vitality any day of the week like they washed them back when they had the other jew and never lost a single match in 2024.G2 with Stewart2k beat Vitality.
>>1700420Based, fuck the ruZZians
>>1700405>>1700410>>1700420you two need to stop swallowing each others bait and suck each others' cocks instead
>>1700428extremely french post
>>1700428>you twoit's one guy talking to himself since spirit beat faze at the majorhe's handling ropz' absence and their decline very poorly
>>1700426>this vitality>thisare you retarded? They couldn't even win a major
>>1700436ummmmmm vitality won a majorthey beat.......apeks, itb, and gl........
>>1700398once OK, but vitality does this every game now
>G2 2024 would wash this vitality
>>1700439basic math questionm0nesy + ch0k0 = ? majors
>>1700435as far as I'm concerned there are only two people calling teams redditmakes it easier to channel my annoyance
>>1700439and g2 didn't. the g2 that "could beat" the current vitality.just lol
Man I thought we would be in for a year of Spirit dominance instead they're used as toilet paper
>>1700440It's something only the boomers of CSGO know how to do, it's why I root for Vitality and FaZe Mongolz too.
>>1700445not just two, i call all the non-reddit teams reddit while ignoring the reddit teams like navi and faze
another grand final between mouz and vitalityi sleep
>>1700452where faze when you need the the most
>>1700450
Poor zont1x
love flamez and ropz me
>>1700449It just weird how vitality was complete shit for months but cs2 didnt change anything and vitality is good now?reeks of cheats devs catching up and providing secure ways to cheat, now the common theme will be back.CHEATING, its heroic al over again, cadian was always complete ass, but he had his "reads" for some reason in csgo, now he look legit like he is disabledmaybe also a IDF thing, isreali players get cheats.
ropzwoo too strong. God imagine being ZywOo in that situation, comfortably planting because he knows ropz doesn't lose those.
whatever happened to swedish scene?
*has grenades out*
>>1700466mouz is swedish now
zont1x making up for flubbing the pistol round
bullshittime for bozo rounds on nuke just like against mongolz
>>1700464no dude apex became a gigabrain stratmaster after a decade of mediocritytrust
>>1700464here's your (You)
GODPEX
mouz is han chinese
>>1700436And this vitality neither did lmao, they won major with dupreeh and magisk.
rapEX is on it today
rapEX > whopper
Lol apex toggling on lan
ok this is bullshit, apex is supposed to be finished, surely vitality can't keep this form
>spirit didn't actually lose that round, chopper was just being a retard
>>1700474bro he just always has the right read, its weird afif you are a dude who played cs longer than a year you know hes sus for a while now
rage toggle from z0nt0xexpected
zontix is not even hiding it anymore
I guess we're never getting a rifle round on nuke, huh?
Zontix with the signature Donk 100% smoke accuracy
Spinx-esque hero rifle round
>apex blatanting>zontix rage toggled in return Who will be the first to spin and in what round?
banning smgs can save the game
>>1700496take meds
>>1700497It's the MP9 which messes everything up. Mac 10 looks dumb as fuck but it's not really game breaking.
>>1700497>make it a 3 gun gamebraindead take
>>1700496this guy gets it, apex ha been rage aim locking for 4 months now
>>1700489>7th roundfinally
>g*ulesYuck
They brought in monkey gaules for the Portuguese cast?
>mezii 0-6Just like the old Vitality days with ALEX leading: a bot Brit
>sh0pper
>Apex destroys donk in a direct duel and flanks chopper through vent to win the roundbro really rolled back the years
>mezii
>>1700514always has the right read, am i right guys
>>1700510I don't understand why they haven't gotten rid of him.
Vitality got unlucky first time in the match
just tuned in. how many smoke kills so far?
>>1700517that'd remove the only british representation in prof cscan't do that
>magixx blind through smoke running hs after hitting exactly 1 bullet beforehandLucky fat fuck.>sh0r0
>>1700520Running headshots, ragetoggles, smoke kills. We almost have a full bingo card.
punish picks are such a meme against good teams
>>17005206 million
shoro BTFO
>>1700520viltaity has been rage hacking on anubis after spirit was up 3:0now spirit just also getting blatant, its only magixx and zontixx so far tho.
except for anubis being a bit of a blowout, this is actually some pretty good csI guess it takes the two best teams in the world to play against each other to be entertaining
>Niggas unironically think someone is cheating.Holy silvers
umm apex???
it's slipping vitality bros
nice game volvo
HAHA literally playing like one of those legit cheaters you see in overwatch
>>1700532people tell me he aint cheating WAHHAHAhes blatant at this point lmao
Reverse rape. How the fuck do this game work
vita always win the round after baldy TO
EVEN THE CASTERS ARE CALLING IT OUT NOW LMAO
literally no one is cheating stupid incels
that was even more blatant from that POV lol, keep denying it tho sheeple
>>1700531Remove context + skins and it's like watching an Overwatch case
ropz with FaZe magic wins these
Some cute women in the audience. It's possible for us CS bros.
>>1700542>remove the most important things
>>1700542>shutins grinding the game day in day out are good at the gamewow, shocking
Not so fun when YOU are the one getting raped, HuH?
>>1700541people are fucking dumb, apex is literally rage locking for 4 months
portugese hunter
Magixx lifegames I just noticed
>>1700548they are literally paid actors
>niggas doubted sh0pper
spirit are legit cheating
>>1700550yeah hes played so much he knew exactly where chopper was through the wall on 8 straight scout shots with no info lol
IGLs fragging unusually well today
CHOP CHOP CYKA
The only fragging igl on tier 1
>>1700542>this guy would also thinks team comms equal wallhack
>>1700557brother, apex and zywoo have been rage hacking for 4 months and noone is saying anything
>>1700561>ondavai davai
>>1700561>waiting for you in the finals
>>1700564zatknis
>>1700558br0......(my disappointment, not the player)
>>1700561
>>1700565This nigga is the only likable thing in mouz
>>1700570We love lil J, /ourjews/ and torzgod.
>>1700568Too much of a diva, and he's vegan and he's a psychotic freak from what I heard
what a bot from ropz
this whole game is now "just jump through the smoke bro"
>>1700565>>1700570based brollan enjoyers
>crowd filled with paid OF thots being hyped up by faggot casters watching a HvH overwatch demo Has CS ever been in a worse state?
ropz has been botting quite hard this series
vitality is not really that goodthey're the best but still about same tier as spirit or mouz
LOL FAT BOT GOT KNIFED
btw mezi is back :)
>>1700573go back to hltv, twistzz is highly rated by /cs2g/
Sh1ro is better awper it's over
>>1700578Always rated him. When he entered the scene I knew 100% he would be a top fragger on FaZe in a few years It's been rough for him though. He's had a slow career
is it just me or does that confirm shiro > zywoo?
1-12 mezii Britain has fallen
actually big brain but poor execution
magixx really hard clears that?
>>1700589Was it ever in doubt?
magixx on the server: spirit winsmezii on the server: vitality wins
Spirit is 100% taking mirage
>>1700596i thought donk and zywoo are the protagonists
Vitality is 100% taking mirage
>radar hackthey are desperate to win jesus christ
poetic
>>1700579this is grim, think im gonna go play some counterblox instead of watching this trash
Spirape or Rapit?
>>1700605Based. For me it's Fortnite. It's literally the better game rn
>>1700606Spiraped and rapedit
magixx clearing CT like that was the most suspect thing I've seen in t1 in a while. didn't look anywhere except exactly at the pixel of apex you could see
I'm just happy it goes to 3 maps so I dont have to cope with my life for another 40mins or so
LOL holy bots
>>1700609>rapeditIt was the first map
>another navi vs spirit finals
>>1700610stop noticing things!
>>1700610team comms)))
Vitasissies been real quiet itt, huh?
>>1700579Underrated post desu>>1700608For me it's marvel rivals
>>1700610apex fired off the scout 3-4 times before he went to spawnthere was only spawn and heaven it'd make sense he would go
>magixx not in bot mode >hes actually playing like a cheaterhuh
Magixx unironically lifegames
>>1700621He got an insulin shot during the break and now it's gayming time
>>1700621Blast allowed him. we need a 3rd map
>Vitasissies so desperate they rage accuse everyone of cheatingYou love to see it...
>chopper holds vent>apex leaves>chopper advances into site immediatelykek
okay it's going otwho can spirit replace chopper with?
>>1700604slightly fucked up teeth like that are so cute
>>1700632No, they are not.
mezii trash
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA GET RAPED AHAHHAHA
donkGOD
lucky little faggot, always a bait to attract the attention away
donk turnt upWE HAWT
air quality check?
>the absolute state of this general when the two best teams are playing in the grand final
Dude vita will be raped&gaped on Mirage holy KINO
NOOO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>1700638someone tell him
mezii is only usefull during pistol rounds
They didn't refuel mezii, he ran out of beans in the first map.
>>1700643it's much more comfy when faze are playingfaze haters:>they're so fucking retarded and lucky!!!faze fans:>they're so fucking retarded and lucky :D
if magixx performs like 2nd map then spirit winsthat's about it
>>1700588nip deserves all the hate they get and more for ruining young talents rooting for headtr1ck too
ermmmmmm, based?
vitality cant win without inferno... sisters..
Speaking of kino...
vita bros...........9-3 at the half.....not looking good
>>1700643it's because donk and zywoo fans both get UNBEARABLY uppity
>>1700659just like anubisit'll be interesting who goes 9 on map 3
if a player frags their team wins? woah
>>1700656who? also, absolutely plebian taste. definitely not a seasoned gooner
>>1700666>so, absolutely plebian taste. definitely not a seasoned goonerWhat about girls like Ella Hollywood?
>>1700668>Ella Hollywoodis that the discord pedo?
stop watching porn
>>1700669No she's not
a preview
>>1700672I'm pretty sure it's the discord groomer pedo
>>1700658unfortunately it can never even come close to the level of slop kino of the first one
>>1700669>>1700675yep and it got memoryholed because he belongs to a protected group
this match is only about who gets more timings and smoke kills
VP-falcons was the best kino of this year so far
>>1700669Trans women are so beautiful bros I wish they were good people.
reminder that ropz never won and never will win a blast event
Yeah, it's so over for vitabros...
>>1700680True. I hope this VP becomes a consistent top 8 team. I think top 5 might be too hard though.
>>1700680trvke
>>1700674Kek
>>1700688Yeah, it's definitely over
>>1700683they can be good but never people
holy fuck raped and gaped worse than map 1
>>1700630BIGBOOMBOOMICH
>>1700695He's trash atm
>>1700694hahahahahahahahha
mouz vs spirit kino again tomorrow PLEASE not another VIT 3-0 stomp please donk fucking play and win this i don't want to watch mouz get wrecked tomorrow
>>1700694>le try hard co-workersvs>friends having funvita guys always look miserable unless everything is perfect [because of apex]
ggwp vitn iggers spirit are back in prime baby LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
gg b0talityDIMA BLYAT
Fucking kneel, vitarapies
donkey>spends literally every waking hour grinding faceit>losesgoatwoo>dgaf and barely plays cs in his free time>winsum zisters at least he has more aura though r-right??
>>1700704>um zisters at least he has more aura though r-right??You are currently getting raped, lilbro
>>1700699friends don't cost 1.750.000 dollars to have fun with
MOUZ get gaped in the grand final lets be real... shant be watching
>>1700704your words don't even reflect reality
>>1700704nigga....
>>1700704Is it true that zywoo plays a lot of world of warcraft in his free time?
>>1700704D0nkey is destroying Zywh0 rn
Sounds like a fucking funeral in there compared to half an hour ago
>>1700696cuz his team is
>>1700712He better start playing cs then
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381069/party-astronauts-vs-wanted-goons-pgl-astana-2025-north-america-closed-qualifier
ropz woke up
lol how did they throw that
MY NIGGA ROPZ STILL HAS THE MAGIC WITHIN HIM
ROPZ ROPZ ROPZ ROPZ
MR KOOL
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>1700704donk's hltv #1 and major are much more impressive and will be rememberedmost people won't even know who vitality faced in paris
Lol ropz did a thing
zywhoo saved again...
1 is all you get
FUCK SHORO
NT GODWOO
remove wallbangs and spirit don't win anything ever again
>zypoo
simple had that lol
uhhhh bros isn't mirage t sided?
my man really just threw his hat on the ground
Uh-oh! nafovitatroons...NOT LIKE THAT!
honeymoon ends today hahaha
The 3 Stooges
Vitality looks broken. Zero momentum
they should just play better.
>>1700741redditors mad x24
THIS MEZII EATIN BEANS
ZywOo calculated the money and realized sh1ro is a free site next roundGOAT
>>1700745beautiful
>>1700746don't worry, they turned on pistolhax
ANKARA MEZII
magixx bot lol
0/2 nice shots
donk kneel to the bri'ish goat
>random bots turning gods in random roundsNice script, gotards
>that perfect wall tracking on the Donk stairs peek
kek donk is such a fucking brainlet
uhhhh donksissies?
>donk crosshair placement without aim assist
putin's boys just "know"
DUDE THEY'RE ALL 100% HACKING DURING THIS GAME IM TELLING YOU
WTF
One lose to eco= 3 lost rounds, bruh
Genuinely asking, who even is shiro? Why do people think he's such a good awper? I've genuinely never seen any highlights from him. It's like the guardian-device flick pasta but unironically.
...
>>1700772>im scared to read thatbased launders
>>1700770You can rebuy in 1 round, teams just choose to force.
jesus christ
it only takes ONE plant in the crowd to know if they re going a or b why do teams not do this
>>1700771decent player
>>1700771>It's like the guardian-device flick pasta but unironically.that's exactly who he is
>>1700772>>1700776least homosexual vitality fan
why do brainlets repeek
Go knife ropz you lame-o
>magix not online>mezii onlinevitality easy win
bros i miss prime donk it was so comfy
Why is ropz like this? Just fucking kill him there wasn't much to do there..
d0nk0yZisters, what's happening?
>>1700787as things should be
>>1700786it'd be funny but I get why he doesn'thave to be ready for an enemy peek
>>1700789silver? lol
>>1700771shiro is a finisher, not a playmaker. his kills happen when the round is set up to make it fairly easy for him to hit shots. he doesn't get aggressive to make things happen.
SHITPEX
>>1700786>>1700792Which round? Also the casters said Mezii clutched something, which round was that?
>rounds corner with knife out>gets killed
>>1700797just watch the game, broyou didn't miss anything special, but you might next time
>>1700795So he awps like a woman.
>>1700793I get the idea but sh0r0 was holding that angle for all eternity, there wasn't much info to get there without making him aware of his presence.
blatant radars atm
>>17007979th round was ropz killing sh1ro from behindidk about the mezii clutch, but ropz clutched 4th round and it was nice
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1700802he needed to make sure no one was default nigga
>>1700800thanks lil bro
Apex playing with cloudradar and tell ropz when to push, classic
kek magixx shook
GODWOO HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>1700708>>1700710>>1700713UHHH... ZISTERS... DID WE GET TOO COCKY??
GODWOO RAPED ESTROGENIXX'S MIND
ZYGOD ON EARTH
0iqgixx
wtf is ropz cheating? how is he getting all this space and info for free? literally nobody else does this in any other team?????? just walks into the empty site and nobody can do anything about it???????????i am genuinely shocked by this player. no sarcasm, just wtf?
magixxxgods we still got it
>>1700817how much?
>>1700813>find old posts>response in the rare moment where b0nality are winnigHolly copetard
>>1700817he does a lot of random shit. sometimes he looks really good. other times he just dies.
>>1700817it's just what he doeshe'll either stand still for most of the round, or stand still for most and then walk into a site
>>1700819i don't bet and the team i root is not playing in this tournament
>>1700817it's simple, he's cheatingbut honestly he is just a good lurker that's his fucking job man
why does ropz always have some shit smeared under his eye?
>>1700825>that's his fucking job manyeah but take lurker in any other team and they do half as much at bestb1t is just standing in palace every single round, for example, and people call him one of the best like???
>>1700801basically yeah but he hits most of his shots
>>1700827Scar he says
>>1700823based parivision enjoyer
>>1700817That's what lurker means
>>1700819incel
>>1700817hes a cheating estonian faggot, never forget
>>1700828>yeah but take lurker in any other team and they do half as much at bestdid i also forget to say that he's being handsomely paid to play like this... yeah ropz is just built different m8!
goddamn vita are so lucky
>>1700817ropz has that FaZe magic in him, sometimes it just looks retarded but other times it looks unbelievable.
>>1700834oops, meant for >>1700817
>>1700839incel
Ok now we are talking
>cheer up guys. we're getting paid to play a video game
Why didn't Mezii at least reload before going in? He wanted to 1v2 them with like 7 bullets left?
it looks like it's overim going to sleep bye guys
>>1700842this was a decent movie
>>1700844maybe because it makes a soundbut who knows, pros refuse to reload at all times
based ropz
>>1700842>"What kind of lurker are you?"
Apex deagle lul
>>1700848it makes a sound? it's not like he was hiding from them or trying to hide his position they knew where he wasi know that they could have rushed and tried to kill him hypothetically but come on now
Vita just were lucky to not face spirit since katowice
>>1700854Come on now what? It's fucking Spirit, 9/10 they just run you down.
IM STARTING TO WORRY WTFFF
damn crowd real quiet now
>that flamez jumpwhat?
That's a donking
Donk is just better
>>1700858die bettor die!
>>1700856He was safe in kitchen he could've easily reloaded. Pros are just retards they don't reload even when they should.
is it just me or would s1mple have clutched that? i have seen him clutch that.
Bouncy asian slvt
Rapy rapy!
>>1700856you can pretend to reload to bait them out to you thenyeah nah, they wouldn't. nobody would, you're just stupid and he should have reloaded also im not that anon i just think that holding so little ammo for no reason is just dumb
all hot gorls in every event since kato are spirit fans lmaoi might also become one
>>1700860he thought he's in the short corner since zywoo in theory should have been looking right under him with the awp. Miscommunication.
>>1700619I understand the game enough to know that, I am just saying he didn't really ever consider another option, he was hyperfocused on the exact forklift position apex was at, where you could see like half of the model's head. people don't run into CT like that often.
>buy mp9s>win
>>1700866my favorite kind of asian slvt
Remember when we said Vitality are having an era right now?
9 IS ALL THEY GET
of course our double mp9 push just happened to work goyim
APEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
RAPEX WOKE UP AGAIN OH KNOW KNOW KNOW
GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX GODPEX
APEX CHADS WE ARE BACK
it's over
holy shit that was clean
RAPEX IS BACK
>>1700878>my one tap and peek into double was just lucky goy
GET FUCKINGFUCKED
YOOO ARCHITECT SPOTTED IN THE CROWD KEK
MY 50 YEAR OLD GOAT
Mon dieu
Classic apex run and gun
lel cue "donk is cheating" posts
>>1700889you can't just tease like that and not post a screencap
bro thought he can just peek into GODwoo
>>1700694>humansvs>dios mio la creatura da russia
Spirit bros got too cocky
Beautifully played holy shit, get that baity hero AK donk strat outta here faggots.
Goatwoo is back and ready to eat twig d0nk
how much money did he put on VIT?also it's OVER for spiritsissies
imagine w0nderful was there defending A site with the awp from ticket
apex straight up cheating again xdlocking on, spamming smokes, running hs
hahahaaha
sick flick from GODW00
jew vs jew finalsnothing to see here lol
I doubted The Woo there, not going to lie that seems like a terrible spot. I apologize.
HOLYFUCKINGKINOOOOOOO
I am sorry for doubting, GODwootoxic sissy d0nk is NOT my goat and will NEVER be my goat.
>>1700906With jews you win
who threw that window smoke? who's getting kicked?
oh no no no no no pressure smoke
HAHAHA WHY SO QUIET ZISSIES
-donk
Vitality era's still on
zywoo stuffing this nerd into a locker
russian sissies prepare your boypuccies
ropz, The Second Coming of Xyp9x
SPIRIT ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY SPIRIT?
>>1700922oh no no no the choke is in
uh oh stinky
>>1700910[[[win]]]
This is the real final btw. Tomorrow just gonna be a 3-0 snooze fest
Epic! Big match goes to OT in the deciding map. Never seen this before
if this goes to overtime i'm convinced it's scripted
>>1700929yepunless it's mouz vs spirit it would have been fucking goodbut VIT vs MOUZ? another boring stomp
>>1700929so glad i don't have to watch it
EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ
gg
Godwoo, the best in the game: 2sissy d0nkey m0nkey: 0
>>1700820UH, ZISTER??
OH NO NO NO SPIRIT SISSIESdespite winning 5/6 pistols
nazis btfo
DamnAlmost a magixxx masterclass
GODWOOGOPZGODMEZGODZIIGODPEX
nt magisk
mouz can win. vitality not looking that good.
>>1700943GOAT
yeah im not watching tomorrow most boring teams to exist
quarters and semis easiest 4x money glitch of my life
s-spirit sisters? h-how could this happen??????????
>>1700951vitality looking worse than good lol, so lucky, wouldn't be surprised to see GROATllan win
>>1700953you won't be missed, adhd zoomer
thank god at least i know that i will be able to go to sleep at a normal hour tomorrow
>>1700948didn't this guy rape someone
The good guys won.
lol donk had higher rating
do we think vitality will finally beat a t1 team at major playoffs this summer?
>>1700953vitality is the best team to watch bar none
>>1700965now show mirage
>>1700959have fun watching complete npcs tomorrow man
>>1700965why didn't he win then
>>1700965of course he did, he's better
>>1700965>h-his rating was higher
VOLUMESback to a vintage carrying job
>>1700965damn if that's not the luckiest stat sheet i've ever seen
>>1700965RATING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERSt. zywoo fans when zywoo baits and loses
>>1700976easy 23rd MVP for the GOAT
>>1700965>KASTthis stat is so weird...glad I'm not a statsfag
>>1700965>>1700971>>1700976>>1700979cry more lil negroes
>>1700964if the good guys won, why is reddit so happy?
>>1700963Just like Vitality is raping everyone!
--------------------------------------chopper
>>1700984get a fucking life
>>1700965with no impact kek
at least they'll get to coom in thousands of those asian pussies that are crawling to them right now
>Zypoo got lucky againObviously
>>1700983we're not negroes we're french>>1700984because reddit loves vitality?
rage hacker apex won xdcrazy how they just give him hs trough wall and just afk stand with nade in hand to get an ez kill xd
Isn't it a conflict of interest to let pimple "analyze" (suck the dick of) vitality on air while being on their payroll?
>>1700987yeah-chopper, -magixx, we knowthen what? eternal spirit domination? we don't want that
>>1700995valve must have insane anti-cheat because vita literally cannot win at majors.
Everyone knows apex is cheating at this point dont?
>>1700968It's general rating for the whole game
>>1700984>>1700993eternal sandniggers lost go back to r3ddick plz
>>1700995do you think theres a jew overlord who can activate wallhacks for whatever player he wants at any giving time
fellow zizters...we were gaped by goatwoo againIt's not fair
>>1700965sh0r0GOD farming those stats with absolutely meaningless kills, I kneel...
>>1700914>ZISSIESkek nice
>>1701008blameF would be proud
>>1701006i think flamez has mossad connections.and they gave them cheatslook at mouz, crazy how the jew teams are the ones dominating xd
HERCULESWOOGODWOOCHADWOOATLASWOOSEXYWOODIONYSUSWOOd0nkm0nkz0inkчм0нкz0nt0x's boyfriend2nd prettiest sissy in sp0r0t
i have no idea if those people talking about hacking are serious or notlike, how realistically could you cheat in such a tournament being surrounded by cameras and people who are there in place exactly so you can't cheat
shouldnt have picked anubis lol
>>1701015i'm curious if he'll ghost the major AGAINwould be nice if he didn't
>>1700943greasiest of all time
>>1701017unironic retards
>that godwoo 2.01 rating on mirage t sidekino
>>1701015fatwoo xD
>>1700997the hivemind decided a long time ago that conflict of interest doesn't exist unless you can prove conflict without a doubt to a higher standard than a criminal court. So matchfixing doesn't exist, cheating doesn't exist, and corporate collusion doesn't exist.
>>1699984prophetic
>>1701000yes, they seem like complete bots, and also crazy how vita were no where at the start of cs2. they legit looked like tier3now apex has "every read"
>>1701014t. angry falcons manager
>>1700944>Old post againSpirit won the major and vitality lost to faze
>>1700951especially with the ropz blast curse
>>1701028white excellence makes a nigga seethe
zywoo is LITERALLY the kevin de bruyne of CS
>>1700965stomping on nuke inflating his rating
so now that mouz and vitality have established them as the big2 teams of 2025, who can realistically challenge them?
>>1701024cut whopper in half and he's still 2nd fattest member of TS (team spirit, also an abbreviation of trans)
>>1701034mezii was terrible though, literally the worst player on the server lol
>>1701038FaZe at majors.
>>1701036never put GodwOo's name in the same sentence with this defeatist bitch againDe Bruyne would never be able to carry someone like Kyojin to a trophy
>>1701018is vita's d2 good?
>>170101775% very dedicated baiting25% actually mentally retarded people hardstuck in low elo
>>1701041unironically would be possible if elige was betterbut he doesn't have that extra gear
>>1701040as opposed to who? keep seething brownoid
>>1701042they are the same thoughamazing plays, occassional trophies, disappointment when it matters, completely forgettable.
>>1701047mezii is brown
>>1701030no one caresdifferent vitality
>>1701038spirit is the only team that can possibly dream to be among these i mean spirit-vit-mouz are at their own league right now it's hard to discuss with it
we are living in the vitality era
>>1701047you said white excellencemezii is the only white person on either teamfucking retard
>>1701055brown seethe confirmed
>>1701017You just need a sound cue to play when your xhair is on an enemy.
>>1701048but enough about simple
>>1701053i'll believe it when they beat an active team in major playoffs
chopper gave a good interviewi thought his English was worse judging by how rare his interviews were in the past
>>1701052>own league>lilbro tried to sneak spirit inlmao no, realistic answers only
>>1701061this lol
Just two GOATs. Nobody ever comes close.
>>1701056no i think apex and zywoo are pretty happy.you don't think meds are white, do you?
>>1701015looking like a greek god in the olympus staring down at us mere mortalsthe asiatic mongrel has been struck by lightning again
What does this tournament mean for s1mple's legacy?
>>1701064meds
imagine caring about gayball
>>1701000pretty sure the kgb is poisoning zywoo at majors
>>1701067forever the goat of csgo
>>1701063based haalandwoo
>>1701059They've beaten GamerLegion in major final.Vitality era confirmed, thank you.
>>1701067who?
>>1701064most of france aren't meds lol. do you even know the origins of france? whites are descended from kurgans mostly. The only two people you could call nonwhite on the server are flamez and shiro, but you don't have eyes, a clue or any knowledge.
>>1701071i don't think playing counter strike is so important for russian government do do such things, but i'll believe that since it's russians and you can't never be relaxed around those fucks
>>1701059they won the last csgo major where the game peeked, everybody knew the game 100%, bug free, perfect. they won the most important major in the history of cs and they will forever remain the reigning csgo major champions. seethe cope and dilate
>>1701050>Replies to a different post that were made when the situation was different>Yeee i can do that>Someone replied to your post talking about things when the situation was different>Noooo you just cantBased retard
https://x.com/edgecs2/status/1906059541910892942
>>1701077>most of france aren't medstrue they are african KEK
>>1701082
>>1701063*bully your mascots*
Kek wtf is this
>>1701080did they?i never see it discussed, seems like everyone forgot about it.
>>1701084that's besides the point
zissies are allowed the join the vitality bandwagon against the evil mouz
>>1701092you think about it every time you close your eyes before sleeping buddy.
Mouz aren't evil because Brollan is there, they are neutral.
after 4xing my money should I put it all on 3-1 vitality final?
>more Bo5 slopCan't wait for it to be another meaningless blow out
>>1701095whatever helps you cope lol
donk highest rating
>>1701053true>>1701059also true>>1701080also also true
>>1701103baiter with 0 majors.
who cares about muh csgowe are in the cs2 territory now, stop talking about that ancient bullshit that happened years ago at this point already and nobody cares about zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>1701107>0 majors
>>1701074oh i forgot about them lol, who was even on that roster, wasn't snax their igl?
>>1701063what does haaland have to do with this?
>>1701111spics love comparing everyone to their football heroes
>>1701109yes anon, the paris major is an asterisk
>>1701082Grimpostingbros....
>>1701107Niko. Next question?
>>1701111Godwoo, the best in the game (Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, colloquially known as Counter-Strike 2)Goatland, the best in the game (football, also known as soccer)
>>1701081talking about the current event =/= talking about teams with different rosters not even facing each other 4 months agohope that helps
>chopper: w-we didn't ack-actually l-lose to vitality, we l-lost to ourselves, they aren't e-even t-that goodlmao what a bitchmade sore loser
>>1701114majors outside of europe don't count tho
>>1701108apex has been styling on niggers since before csgo was born and he's still here gaping zoomers
>>1701119What does football, also known as soccer, have to do with counter strike 2, formerly known as counter strike: global offensive?
>>1701124Two best sports on the planet
>>1701119>(Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, colloquially known as Counter-Strike 2)oh honey...
>>1701122paris is in europe
>>1701109talking about gaped0nk
>>1701125okay fair
>>1701125basado
>>1701125you didn't post ice hockey thoughever
>>1701125>ngubu kick>bestdidn't realize this thread was so non-white
>>1701135even with all the vitality praise you didn't?
bookies found their favoriteit'd be pretty boring betting on vitality
"perfect world" major is literally fake. paid for by chink government.
>>1701139china hates russiafrance obviously loves vitality
>>1701138it was 2x for a MOUZ x Spirit parlay in quarters and 2x for MOUZ x Vita in semis. They already gave up their free money now they have to make it back.
15 wins in a row :^) let the numbers speak
>>1701141
donk can't handle goatwoo and now wants awp removed from the game
>>1701141d0nkey has 30 CCP assigned wives
>>1701148 not only him>>1700991
>>1701138screw itxyp9x got this
>>1701141france would never support vitality unless there were AT LEAST 6 blacks on the lineup
>>1700976chills
>>1701146holy shit our fucking guy>le one click anywhere on the body kill meme
>>1701138>>1701150what do you use to bet?
>>1701146his status is massively inflated by the awp nerf and peek buff of cs2 already
>>1701151>3 frogs [black]>2 jews [black]
Fill it out.
>"I hope they remove the AWP from the game"oh he's broken. what about his buddy shiro?cs2 wasn't good enough for him, twonk is lucky csgo has been removed.
>>1701150king
>>1701155danish gambling site
>>1701082kekekek
na CHADS, euros are finally going to bed and we can discuss sovlfvl CS again
>>1701161he knows sh0r0 is a statpadding impact void and removing him wouldn't matter in the slightest
>>1701158not enough groids im afraid
>>1701146>it's realKWAB
just remove the AWP, uhh remove inferno, remove CT side thanks broski
>resorting to de_int and de_pol zywoo broke them.
>>1701165>euros are finally going to bedstill have beer in the fridge. I'm going nowhere, freedom boy
i thought i was out of booze but then i remembered i still had around 300ml of the gin what a kino night
>>1701165based, if i wanted vitality slurping i'd go to reddit
>>1701163i thought it might be available in sweden too, would be fun to just put a few hundred kr on mouzanyway, lycka till!
>>1701169watch them remove inferno
>>1701174cheers anon
>>1701173>>1701175WHO YOU GOT
>>1701180m80 sadly gapes marsborne
you now remember when cz ecos were better than a full buy
>>1701161>what about his buddy shiro?shiro's a decent rifler surprisingly
>chopper tries to play down how vitality gaped them (again) and copes how they would have won if they just "didn't lose against themselves">donk is butthurt about the weakest iteration of awp in cs historyI now understand why their pr team was reluctant to let them give interviews, utter kwab behavior
Rating 3.0 just EXPOSED sissy d0nk.Pathetic 1.35 rating vs Godwoo's 1.95... That's the true difference in skill!A kill from GOATwoo is worth 10 times as much as d0nk's kill... Very telling!
>>1701176www.danskespil.dkI'd think you'd have a similar one in sweden.>lycka till!Tak!
>>1701185>donk is butthurt about the weakest iteration of awp in cs historybut he totally could have been top 1 in csgo kekekek
>>1701185chopper wasn't coping, he literally said apex outcalled him on mirage and said about anubis they read correctly some Vitality plays but Vitality still won those because they are just better than Spirit
>>1701188it's only one map tho
>>1701185imagine if these zoomer shitters came up in csgo lmao. imagine bitching about the awp in cs2.
>>1701119 more like povertyball
>>1701188what is eaKills here? Also a rating that places sh0r0 at the top is one im skeptical of
>csgo was worse for rifleselo moment
>>1701195>"we played against ourselves and not vitality">not copingKWAB
>>1701185i think it was a good interview from chopper and just like other anon said he acknowledged how VIT just outplayed them mechanically basically
>>1701203>t. zoomer who doesn't remember the awp nerf(s)
>>1701203indirectly correct, awps were better in csgo
>>1701206I'm not a chopper hater but the only thing keeping spirit in the game was their mechanics and individuals. On anubis especially vitality was three steps ahead of them.
>>1701188absolutely exposed
How many pistols did Spirit win? Can we finally put that narrative to rest?
>>1701214won 4 or 5 iirc
>>1701188donksissies..... i think we should blame magixx some more
Torzgod will finally break free from his shackles and HUMBLE zywoo, it will be an historic moment on his meteoric rise to #1 player in the world.
>>1701188I am sorry, for I have thought that sh1ro was donk! Upon a 2nd look, sissy d0nk is even worse!1.17 rating... WOW!>>1701196Here's all three maps. As you can see, twig m0nk is still LEVELS below Godwoo.>>1701201It means "economy adjusted" kills so that eco kills (d0nk's favorite) are not counted as proper kills vs a rifle.
>>1701204You are being disingenuous as fuck, chopper gave a fair interview without any cocky bullshit like magixx and zont1x did in the past, he acknowledge Vitality completely and said his team lacked confidence on mirage. He never tried to create some alternate universe where they would have won it if they did x or y differently, since he already said they played anubis correctly but Vitality just executed their gameplan better.
>>1701222yeah it was a little bit refreshing to hear some honest thoughts from the guy without trying to hide behind a PR and saving the face bullshit
>>1701222yeah sneaking in the ol' classic "we lost to ourselves, not the opponent" totally isn't coping anon
>>17012213.0 MUST be stopped NOW
>>1701221donk glazers are absolutely scrambling with the drop of 3.0
i was setting up an alarm for specific hour for a specific thing but i got into an argument and forgot what all this was aboutfucking hell
>>1701228>>1701226it will be scrapped because of this
>>1701230nero was already trying his best to appease the massive butthurt caused by this game's 3.0 numbersit will only get uglier from here
>>1701226Ner0 about to encounter some friendly Russian tourists on his way to work on Monday
this is me holding doors on dust2 if you even care..
>>1701235they're here as tourists right.... right.....
IM READY
>>1701241this is gayget this shit off my face
>>1701251IM (the contraction, not the player)
>>1701251COMING HOME
>>17012213.0 sounds like such a retarded meme
>>1701261hunter was solo carrying that match though, so it's a fair rating20% round swing on each kill? yeah, that motherfucker is 1v9
>>170126220% round swing is just a made up number
>>1701253>im vs. shiro
>>1701265>t. too low iq to understand it
>>1701261clearly one of the most impressive carry job in the history of cs
>>1701241this is gaypost more
>>1701261That was a unicorn map, and it was a really impressive carry jobThe more important thing is the rating works well for regular matches with usual performances
if snax stays in the team after the major, g2 management need a psych eval
>>1701271i've got you senpai
>>1701278this wordfiltr sure made me look a little bit gay here
>>1701278jimi's goon cave to the left
Mouz 3-0 tomorrow?
>>1701281goon cave is speaking to him every night like the green goblin mask
>>1701283no but they'll at least take a map this time
russians about Spirit-Vitality:>get pissed on, dogs bark, caravan goes home (a reference to donk saying "dogs bark, caravan continues walking" regarding the arena booing spirit, a russian proverb about ignoring the haters)>cringe clutch 1v3 broke ct economy>of course they wallbang sh1ro to 50 hp and have an HE. spirit were very unlucky on mirage, but the deciding round was when they lost to 4 mp9s>i am afraid this was the real final, mouz won't show this level of cs tomorrow)))>donk and 4 bots go home, the worst>beautiful cs on the last map>*** the froggers, they'll get fucked later, he most important thing is that pigus pigcere are eating shit from the floor
>>1701274putting in a ton of different numbers to make an even more advanced formula doesn't necessarily make it better.okay so weight big plays like 2k, 3k higher. but with what weight? is it arbitrary?like what is the rating actually supposed to represent? should the ratings be optimized to be able to calculate teams winning probability? i've never heard of anything like that.
>>1701294>the froggers, they'll get fucked later, he most important thing is that pigus pigcere are eating shit from the floorlol
apparently zeus gave jl mushrooms and advised him to microdose to deal with stress and conflicts inside the teamthat's my major winner (zeus, not jloser)
>>1701294actual seethe and cope kek
>>1701294>varieties of buttmad>le frogs will lose any day now!>at least the team that's been shit for 5 months is still shit!why are they like this
>>1701311the general consensus is "vitality too strong, spirit nt" but those comments aren't really interesting>>at least the team that's been shit for 5 months is still shit!every spirit hates is regarded as a navi fan, every time.
>>1701298I agree with you in principle, rating is very limited and sometimes can even be a deceiving metric, i think it should rarely be used alone as an argument in player discussions.I was just saying hunter's performance in that game really was world class so maybe it's not a good example of inflated rating, and other players are rated pretty fairly in 3.0 compared to their output, similar to 2.0, so it's not terrible.
>>1701307zeus>thanks god for helping him win a major>professes his love for olofjLoser>thanks reddit and science for winning a major>doesn't even mention his fiance (his beard)nuff said
>>1701298>should the ratings be optimized to be able to calculate teams winning probabilityof course, ropz had 2 kills on anubis and both were round-decidingthat should be reflected in overall rating, because 10 eco kills would still be worse than those two
>>1701311the people there were hating on m0nesy when he congratulated fear for qualifying for the Major with PassionUA
>>1701315Has hltv talked about what the rating should represent?So let's consider the hunter map. Okay hunter has a massive 4.47 rating. Shouldn't that mean the map was a total 13-1 stomp or something? Because g2 has so much more total rating by a massive margin. But it wasn't like that. So what exactly does this new 3.0 rating actually tell us?
>>1701325a mentally broken people
>>1701325IIRC, it was 50/50 between people clowning Zisters for thinking that m0NESY is pro-war when he spent months playing with fear and b1t, and Zisters being butthurt about it
>>1701325deranged
i used to cheer for faze and that's about it, until they picked up botlige. now I hope they fall out of top 50.
>>17013303.0 rating is just autism. le eco frags shouldn't count maymay, until you lose to eco, every kills count, every exit frags count, cs is economic warfare, every frags count.
>i used to cheer for faze and that's about it, until they picked up botlige. now I hope they fall out of top 50.
>>1701346ayooo what's up baitF
https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedPunchyFinchCoolStoryBob-Cfhz_Sg5RQAM0NQB
>>1701346sorry donk, it's soon back to siberia with youhope you don't get drafted
>>1701349kek
>>1701346I think it's fair to value some kills less/more. But it shouldn't just be arbitrary weightings made by hltv.Current rating is pretty arbitrary too. But at least it's mostly simple even if the formula is hidden (supposedly you can reverse engineer it pretty well). The Mirage map was pretty close. But the 3.0 ratings makes it look like it wasn't close. So what is the rating even good for?
>>1701349lol
>>17013623.0 is in my understanding supposed to value, well, value highly, especially AddedRoundWinPercentage (not an actual statname) of your actionsit's a nightmare for statpadders: you can get 5 low value kills (exits, eco cleanups etc.) or 2 extremely important swing round deciding kills, 2.X overrates low value kills and 3.0 rates the more important actions and kills moreIt aligns more with eye test too
>>1701330>g2 has so much more total rating by a massive margin.when you compare them without the best players of each team they are almost equal, and hunter solo carried the game so he gets a bunch of rating points, i think that's pretty good.but anyway fuck all of that, i can't begin to tell you how much i hate the fact that every discussion in CS is centered around rating, it's so boring.
>>1701362>>The Mirage map was pretty close. But the 3.0 ratings makes it look like it wasn't close2.1 also makes it not close at all lmaoZywOo has 0.33 rating above sh0r0, ropz is as good as donk3.0, on Mirage, just rates bigly that ZywOo's and ropz's kills were round-defining (10% and 5% round swing when the above average is 3%,) while nobody in spirit really stood outsilent carry
wake up babe rating gorrillion.0 dropped
>>1701369>every discussion in CS is centered around rating, it's so boring.because "eye test" is autistic and is now used as a buzzword for "he's just good okay"
>>1701376just nitpicking here, but "eye test" is mostly misused by midwits, not autistsautists hyperfocus on simple numbersEnlightened cs savants can see the value of both.
>>1701017There's something beautiful in going down the schizo hackusation CS2 rabbit hole. There are people who literally watch CS for a decade despite being fully convinced they're watching a bunch of togglers doing a HvH match
>>1701381crisp clean lock guys
Today I will remind them
>>1701384>aislop
Explain this? Also original had 100k+ views but has been removed from YouTube https://youtu.be/Ki9Hyg57Fak?si=KTo79uB_nJhHFxAy
>>1701384>comms>economy management>smoke spots>BOMB PLANTING>not good at bunny hopping, the essential skill in modern csthanks for the giggle mate
>>1701381i talked to one of the unironic hackasators itt and asked him what he enjoys about watching competetive cs and he gave me 2 non-answers, leading me to believe it's just out of a hobby-like obsession with this conspiracy
>>1701370went form like 15% higher rating to 35% higher ratingis that better?
>>1701388REAL TALK: who's the top1 bomb planter in 2025 hltv awards?
>>1701386unless you're a different person (which i doubt), I DID explain this to you a few threads ago and you ignored it and changed the subject
ZywOo's TaZ momenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIrO6XamGA&t=25472
>>1701395Nobody could give a proper explanation thenLink me to ur "answer" I will destroy it
>>1701389hackusators*
>>1701384NT midky
>>1701397you'll have to check the archive if you want the youtube link i responded with. i'm not gonna bother looking up the specific match againit was an attempted (and failed) crowd cheat at a small lan
>>1701395>>1701397Consult thishttps://youtu.be/jMYSDbhxq5w?si=ljPtQsQgpkljjoph
>>1701399>even the ai calls him a memegnomebros...
>>1701384ok Groky
now that this tournament is over, who wins this?
>>1701405vp
>>1701403It's a compliment, I don't remember any pro-related memes that are both relevant in 2025 and aren't just mocking the player in the meme
>>1701404KEK
rating3.0 really makes spiredditors cry KEK
>>1701405Tier2 tournament
https://youtu.be/C_rUvnuOWBc?si=SlRS5080B9TUNWnq
>>1701411Still two tier 1 teams tho
>>1701405Can't wait for Mongolz to flop again but don't worry they have le potential
>>1701407I was just memeing myself, but donkslide, al gaib, naffer, the flash etc.It's true most memes of players are mocking in nature.
>>1701415such as?
>>1701405this starts next weekare we seeing liquid siuhy next week?
>>1701420hopefully
>>1701404jej
>>1701405What in the tier 2?
>>1701405shaping up to be kino, sadly studio lan
>>1701413*changes the subject and ignores me when confronted with a counterargument* AGAINif you're just baiting, i just wanna say i respect the hustle
>>1701426>he missed the obvious addition of "nation" to complete the punbaka senpai fr fr ong
>wake up>G2 still hasn't signed nafanywhy even live
in bo3s, if overtime is reached in all 3 maps, the third one should end as a tie and they should be forced to play an extra map
>>1701436What about playing duels, like penalties in football
>>1701436>>1701441they should resolve it in a goonout
>>1701442>MOUZ HAVE DONE IT>ASTRALIS'S RECORD SEEMED SET IN STONE BUT FOR THE 5TH TIME IN A ROW, MOUZ EMERGE VICTORIOUS>THE BEST OF ALL FUCKING TIME
Mythic won.
>>1701435naphoney doesn't have the strength to pull his teammates up when they fall, that true quality of a leader. he's too prone to bouts of levity when the team needs to be serious and pick themselves up
>>1701457damn, gamer reflexes
>>1701294damn why so mad
>>1701294>>beautiful cs on the last maptrue
>>1701405it's just bunch of T2 teams but i'd say EF = VP = Mongolz = G2 > rest really
>>1701457lmaooo
>>1701389tell more about that
>>1701480more likemongolz>ef>rest
>>1701490they will lose badly and you will cope
>>1701431Tier 2 nation? I don't get it.>>1701480lil bro tried to slip in G2 :skull::skull:
>>1701444Mouz? Aren't you forgetting someone lil bro? Lil J's teacher?
>>1701498big J only does quickies, no gooning
>>1701307not sure if this was already posted here because there were lots of posts last 2 days, but anyway - someone asked jL in DMs why did he skip Xantares during the handshake, and he confirmed it's because of the bm dead body spray, he thinks it was disrespectful.i can't believe how bitchmade this faggot is, makes me wanna root against Navi until they kick him. i really believed there could be some reason outside of CS for this, like Xantares fucking his girlfriend or something.the funniest thing is this faggot bought R8 revolver on a force buy during the same map, literal meme gun people only buy to smurf on players way below their level, talk about disrespect. absolutely 0 self awareness.
>>1701508
>>1701515>like Xantares fucking his girlfriend or somethingsurprised a roach went the cuck angle and not gay rape like they usually do
>>1701515it got posted like 5 times alreadyenough about this subhuman loser
Does anyone know which tournament did the ZywOo air quality meme originate from? I know s1mple mold meme was from one of the EPL's in Malta
>>1701536its from kato, the meme comes from hot take point made, from maui
>>1701540so it's not something ZywOo personally said, but made up by an analyst?that's lame if true
>>1701541>so it's not something ZywOo personally said,how retarded do you have to be to think he actually said that
>>1701541yes, they got even offended by it for long time, until one day they just stole it and didnt even give credit lolcultural impact meme is also from maui btw
>>1701541someone graphed air quality by day on some lan together zywoo rating and it had some correlation
>>1701541why are you surprised zywoo wasn't the source of a novel or interesting ideaI don't think he's ever produced an original thought in his entire life
>the le air quality was le bad for me, that is why i played le badzywoo literally said this
>moy woife wuzza bihufuh bovver, that's why I offed huh. ravver bum rushin poofs anyway--cheeky spot of revenge for bucha eh?banks literally said this
https://x.com/TheRealPwnAlone/status/1905900446834733121
>>1701573he's won more money from cs than i have
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381035/lynn-vision-vs-dogevil-pgl-astana-2025-china-closed-qualifier
>>1701579ban these chiggas
>>1701579>dogeviland they call us racist when we bring it up
>>1701581Why should they be punished for Valve's system?
>>1701584Matchfixing
>>1701586Forfeiting because the system will hurt your region is not matchfixing.
>>1701381flusha was cheating bro and we all knew it
>>1701405unironically probably faze. I'd say ef but those brownoids lose to t2 regularly. bigger dogshit tourney than pgl. the only way they could make it worse would be to invite n0vi
>>1701589It is though, they intentionally didn't play the match for external benefits. It's matchfixing.
>>1701589>[matchfixing] because [justification] is not matchfixing
if you're one of these nigger calling mouz and vitality boring you just have 85 IQ. They both play the more interesting CS that exists in the game. I know for a fact that you little zoomer niggers were not around for outsiders era.
>>1701349
>>1701601esls not welcome
>>1701601enjoy your mickey mouse final faggot
>>1701601trvke. Mostly they are just spiredditors or EF/mongkek fans
>>1701604spirit lost XD
>>1701603>>1701604you've been watching for two years and you only watch CS of guys you want to kiss. Mechanics cs is for little boys, I got over that 15 years ago. Keep crying that your deagle buy and peek team doesn't make the finals.
>>1701598>>1701600Matchfixing is pretending to lose a match. Forfeiting is not playing the match.
>>1701611So they fixed the result of the match by refusing to play it for their own gain?
>>1701612they fixed the result because they are chinks with morals, rayciss. how dare you?
>>1701609I strongly suspect this is projection and I've been watching cs for longer than you
>>1701614Lynn Vision is not matchfixing. FlyQuest signed a banned matchfixer. You have no high ground here.
>>1701612the only one who gained was rare atom retard
>>1701617>FlyQuest signed a banned matchfixerwhat match did nettik fix?
>>1701620
>>1701622you can be banned for betting on matches you didn't play, because you have access to more information about the scene than the average personif he matchfixed he wouldn't get a 12 month ban
>>1701618So they gain nothing by ensuring a second qualification for their region increasing their chances of qualifying to the major and making sticker money?
>>1701626look up what matchfixing means
>>1701618why'd they throw the game [via vrs] then?
>>1701628How about you explain why a team intentionally throwing a match so another team remains the highest rank because it benefits them is not matchfixing?
>>1701629ive bet on thousands of games and i can tell you that a forfeit means all bets are returnedif you dont know what money is just say it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace_of_Gij%C3%B3n>Following this match, along with similar matches at the previous World Cup in Argentina, FIFA subsequently revised the group system for future tournaments so that the final two games in each group would be played simultaneously.[2] This change made it highly impractical for teams to engage in match-fixing, since they would not know what result was required ahead of time.
>>1701631you think the only reason to matchfix is betting?
>>1701616the first time I "quit" watching cs was lumi ragehacking in the columbus major. unless you've been watching since literally before cs existed then I doubt it
>>1701625Okay, so FlyQuest signed a cheater. Stop calling Lynn Vision cheaters when you know they aren't, and when you support a cheater every day.
>>1701639Lynn Vision threw a match. This is a fact.
>>1701639what did nettik cheat at?
>>1701637sure, I started in 2013ish rooting for mousespazbut it's like lifting, anyone who watched for longer than me is cringe and old, anyone who started watching after me is a dumb newfag
>>1701642He bet on a match with more information about the scene than the average person like you said. >>1701625You admit he's a cheater and then pretend he didn't cheat at all?
>>1701647is this an esl thingcalling it insider trading, securities fraud, whatevercheating?
>>1701648Any time you get proven wrong you return to racism.
bros dexter took 2 ice cream sandwiches from the freezer even though he lived with 3 other people and it was a pack of 4can esl give a lifetime ban to this cheater already?
>>1701601agreea lot the "people" complaining just seem to read stat sheets and watch highlights
>>1701649how is it racism?I'm genuinely confused as to how someone could call that cheating, and not knowing english very well is a reasonable explanation
>>1701650I didn't even mention Dexter. But in case you didn't see, Dexter was kicked by his own friends.
>>1701657yes it was the ice cream sandwichesunforgivable
>>1701589Still matchfixing my small brained chink friend.
>>1701601trvkest of trvkes
>>1701658What does ice cream sandwiches have to do with anything?
>>1701508lol i made this when vp qualified for dallas, didnt think someone would save it
>>1701666it's "do" when it's plural my friend what does betting on esea games have to do with cheating
>>1701496what in tarnation is an exclamation of surprise, like what the hell. this sounds like "what in the tier 2 nation"
>>1701690Yes I know what that phrase means, but tier 2 nation doesn't even remotely sound like tarnation.
>>1701690u gotta put the 2 in ()'s
>>1701693it's close enough that i was able to figure it out. but i am a genius so it's understandable if you weren't>>1701695or drop the 2
okay butwhy china just can't host lans?like, why india and australia can, but china can't?
>>1701779china just deserves the slots more
>>1701779Valve in association with HLTV under the control of the Australian + Mongolian coalition (Ausgolian) are conspiring to specifically stop Counter Strike from being able to connect via a LAN connection specifically only in China in a fiendish plot to stop China from being relevant.
>>1699934Beat navi 2-0 just to get zywhood.i didn't even watch the game. Whose fuck up was that?
>>1701816if you're talking about the game, then it's the usual fraudwatch suspectsif you're talking about the seeding, then it's outdated VRS invites
>>1701817Was talking about yesterday's bo3 (spirit-vitality)
>>1701816they got outcalled, outplayed and outshone in the superstar departmentvitality is just better at everything3.0 stats dropped in also to expose donk
5 is all they get
>>1701840>>1701840>vitality is just better at everythingI just hope it's not another era. Fuck that.
3 Jewish players in GFs. Oy vey.
>>1701859ZOTbots the lot of themThis is why Falcons being in top5 in important
>>1701859once they beat EF, we can start calling it an era
>>1701883>once they beat EFLol. They beat teams that beat EF.
How would pro CS look like rn if Vitality got donk instead of FlameZ in the summer of 2023 (it was one of the possibilities they were considering)?
>>1701861Did you know that despite making up only 0.1% of the global population, Jews make up 22% of Nobel prizes and 30% of CS grand finals?
>>1701892I wish I was Jewish.
>>1701898is your foreskin still attached?
>>1701901>A circumcised penis has no foreskin, which exposes the glans when the penis is both erect and nonerect.Okay so it's exposed at pretty much all times so it's probably circumcised but alas no Jews in the family.
>>1701910>it's probably circumcisedso you paid the price but got none of the benefitsthe worst kind of goy cattle
>>1701912>so you paid the price but got none of the benefitsTrue actually. Succinct and well summarized history of my people, come to think of it.
>china>oce>mena>far east russiaSo each of these teams qualified like last night and they have to play online in less than 24 hourshows that work
>>1701294some more comments, now from telegram:>donk sucky-sucky, sh1ro sucky-sucky, spirit sucky-sucky, go home. by the way, what about that blondie? when's the kick? huh, over, give some insides>NIIIICE, nice fucking map 3, you won't see anything like this tomorrow. father zywoo eats think zoomer and gonna feast on mice tomorrow yet again>zywoo the greatest player in history of CS.>zywoo is donk's father>at least it's not 2-0 like n0vi, nt spirit>finally some good cs, not trash in a slump like vp, falcons, navi, g2 etc.>the biggest dicksucker on the planet is apex. maybe I am a redneck, but he acts like a complete faggot, pisses me off>where's your ugly low tab security guard d0nk, i told you all he's a bot and will be forgotten in half a year, why donk has a face of a goose and holds a mouse like a goose, hairy zoomer fans just like him -- don't @ me, idc about clown reacts!! CRY FANS OF A HAIRY MOP>torszi and zywoo should post the photos of their cocks so that spirit and their fans know which ones to suck!>chopper once said "yes, we'll suck the dicks and spit everything out, but mouz and vitality will have to spend hours trying to wash their dicks from our saliva!">just kick magixx man
>>1701970what is it with russians and homosex?
>>1701970Russians are fixated on cocks
>>1701972>>1701976it's mostly for degradation purposessucking a dick is the lowest thing a man can do, while "providing a cock to suck" is seen as complete and utter domination over the receiverit's not really supposed to be taken litearlly
>>1701970>chopper once said "yes, we'll suck the dicks and spit everything out, but mouz and vitality will have to spend hours trying to wash their dicks from our saliva!"what the fuck lmaothey sure love their homosex anecdotes
>>1701978>actually going with the "it's not gay if you're the one fucking/getting sucked"anon, I...
You think Mouz can take one map to double digits this time or even take one map?
>>1701970>just kick magixx manThat's the most degenerate shit out of all of those.Leave our girl chubby queen.
>>1701982as I said, the dick and the dick-sucking is metaphorical, seen as subservience to the dominating partyis it gay if you think about it for more than half a sec? yeah, gay as shitare you supposed to think about it for more than half a sec? no, just tell a faggot to suck your dick and move on, everyone understands that you're not inviting him to do that.
>>1701985Leave our chubby queen alone*
>>1701986Faggot
>>1701970>father zywoo eats think zoomer and gonna feast on mice tomorrow yet again
Torzsigod is gonna shit on bydloo
>>1701986I just don't understand the fixation on homosex it seems, part of the culture I guess
>>1701978>it's not really supposed to be taken litearllywhen every single sentence involves homosex you should probably start taking it serious
>>1701890vitality wouldn't be top 10, spirit would be #1
>>1701978it's slavic equivalent of skull emojisame with "fuck your mother"
>>1701986least gay ruzzian
>>1701993There are like only two, at best.
>>1701983They'll be 11:7 and have Vitality on a full eco where they lose to a glock rush and lose 11:13
>>1701991"eat shit" doesn't roll of the tongue that good, and just telling someone to suck a dick doesn't indicate that YOU are the one who wonbut basically yeah, just cultural intricacies with great influence from prison culture>>1701993maybe, but nobody really thinks about it that often. maybe some cultural change will happen when people will realize that this is gay as shit>>1701995skull emoji is more humorous, while those two categories are some of the worst insults you can throw without going personal>>1701997I am from Estonia THOUGHand I just explain how eastern europe and their insults work
>>1701970schiZos
>>1701970maybe I'm hungover but you should run this through ai or something to get a better translation. Even with the context most of this is barely intelligible.
>>1701983without miracle force buys, mouz would have beat vitality 2:0without that dumb anubis bet, spirit would have won the game imo
>>1702005I agree. Anubis lot them the game. Vitality read them like a book and gaped them thoroughly. The other two maps Vitality looked like they actually could beat them in a bo5.
>>1702004nta but seems alright to me, save for a couple of typos and strange stylistic choices (which are, I assume, present in the original too)
>>1701970These are literally "ass is in the ass" tier. Russian proverbs are so cock fixated you really can't translate them into English. Soul.
Whats the deal with Americans yelling the n-word?Every other game I play and I get in a team with Americans goes like this,"N-WORD, N-WORD, N-WORD, SAND N-WORD"The worst part is I know these guys would never dare to say this in front of black people, instead I am forced to listen to it and ruin my experience.What is the deal seriously?
>>1702012I guess I'm just old then. A bunch of sentence fragments that follow about as well as if you let a monkey smash a swear word keyboard.
>>1702016>reddit spacing>N-WORDdecent bait
Y'all faggots are really starting to irritate me.
it's overthe bong cursed us
just put 200 on mouz and a sprinkle on 3-0 tbqhwufam
Godwoo claims another :checkmark_box:
>>1702021>humble king mezii wants a real rivalrybased
whycome there are two french player on vitality but the one who insists on kissing guys is the jew?
>>1701970>>1701294incredibly based
who the fuck decides on a beautiful sunday that they want to watch FUCKING MOUZ ????????? KILL YOURSELF INDUSTRY PLANT TEAM
>>1702023good luckcan't imagine vitality not winning a map, but maybe zywoo's sick and ropz gets tired of winning again
>>1702024i mean it looked impossible for TS to win zywoo was peeking with the awp killing everyone last map
>>1702043Ropz may be the most motivated Vitality player to win today, he never won a BLAST event before
>>1702027Jews are predisposed to kissing men -- Judas for example
>>1702046I honestly think it's more important for apex to be the one to give him a blast than it is for ropz to win one
GOOD LORD FREYA YOU LOOK STUNNING TODAY
since vitality is stomping premajor who will fluke austin
>>1702023You could have bought a cheapo knife for that money
>>1701978in my country one of the most popular insults is fucking someones dead relatives, americans can't understand a culture having different insults than fuck you
https://x.com/zywoo/status/1906280663860252914
>>1702053she looks like one of those galaxy forknife skines
>>1702061his team forcing him to tweet so this fat ugly NPC fuck has a bit of personality? i assume the pr team logged onto his pc to do this
>>1702063seethe much
>>1702063relax Danya, play some Faceit
>>1702063forgot to add how it's hilarious this 200 kg bitch only tweets when it's something related to donk, he's living rent free
NiP are gonna qualify for Astana
>>1702027whole culture is based on kissing baby genitalia so cheek kissing is nothing to them
Maniac blacklisted and zywoo has his best year ever, coincidence?
>>1702068ziggerlicious seethe
>>1702063he doesn't post on social media, it's his agent's com team that does it.
>>1702053old hag needs to eat a burger and take out those shoulder pads
>>1702075yeah it's obvious when all the "spicy" tweets are against donk who is hated by most people so it's safe to do them
train kino.... too bad we won't see more than 3 maps
>>1702079I think vita will be able to pickup 1 at least
WJAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAHAHA
>>1701950>hows that workit doesn'tthe real problem of the valve's "asian" region is it's too fucking big physically, and all the teams in it can't fairly play each other onlineand no one wants to fork out tens of thousands of dollars in flights alone to run a lan with actual decent representation of all the sub regionsvalve was somewhat the answer to this problem with the minor and rmr, but now seems to be washing their hands of it
>>1702080bro i almost choked on water
>nuke 4thlol it's over, why the fuck didn't Mouz pick it first
>>1702087budget cuts
ropz needs to grow his hair out, nigga looking like caillou
>>1702099Either grow it or shave it. His hair's at an awful middle way.
you now remember scream wantapz
I'm rooting for Vitality because they're more attractive.
the crowd sounds good
shant be watching this reddit matchup
>>1702104probably got the crowd mic boosted + ai crowd noise added
>>1702104But do they smell good?
>>1702105congratulationsnow fuck off until the next spirit game
>>1702105>faggot&jeet castsame
>>1702103there's 1 jew on vita and two on mouz so I hope vita gets it
>>1702109>spirit outta nowhereholy
HAHA HOLY SHIT SO EZ 3-0
>>1702105Name 3 teams that aren't Reddit.HARD MODE: No Parivision
if jimi is on fire, mouz are on fire
mr12 so fucking dogshit CTs save on round 1 now
>>1702112nta but you're very obvious
>>1702114from this tourney alonefalconsvpm80/our huns
>>1702112>outta nowherespirit and navi fags have been non-stop calling each other reddit for the better part of a week
>>1702114complexity
GOAT ROPZ
ropz chad
Robin Kool
>>1702119>huns ebin yellownigger reddit
GOAT ZYWOO
yep it's gonna be a quick 3-0
firepower diff
Mouz making the forces close but can't clutch it
>>1702117weird cuz it's my first post
ayo who is maui rizzing up?
jfc mouz are hitting hard, masterclasses are needed to win rounds
Shitality's "lucky" clutches
let Torzgod warm up a little bit and it's over for VIT
ropz is activated, it's over
>>1702139the long series will expose how lucky they were yesterday
>>1702139they had the weapon advantage tho
>kill 4 players>last player is either ropz or ZywOoit's over
NUKED
13-0
alright this tournaments over who we rooting for next week
Don't even need mezii to contribute. The four are strong enough.
>>1702150faze, mongolz and pain
>>1702150faze asstralis vp
>>1702154ebin yellownigger reddit
OH MY FUCKING GODWOO
HOLY
God of CS
HOLY GOAT
xershit...
fucking disgusting
Lol wrap it up this game is over
Yea yea yea, right, right>>> >>1702139>>1702139>>1702139
>losing that roundbye bye money>>1701150
HOW DO YOU FUCKING BEAT THEM
gg desu
d0nkey who? fraudzey who?
>We got the Z factorWhat did he mean by this bros????
based top 3 player
rapedthat wasn't even that fast on the replay, it was like 900ms from seeing torzi to the hs
>yfw vita is still saving strats for the major
This shit ain't fair. ropzwOo should be banned as a star duo.
we had like 4 clutches no? small details and the score would be different
>>1702172>it was like 900ms from seeing torzi to the hsin slow-mo?
Fuck Spirit for losing yesterday and giving us this shit instead.
>>1702176zywoo sees everything in slowmo its not even fair
tradezii
Some faze - vp type shit. They win absolutely all the clutches
either apex is psychic (possible) or flamez has mossad connections and they know the script beforehand
>Nasty Perverted Freaks are winningThis is so unfair bros
>apex glazing when he got 2-6
I'd reddit winning or losing?
they get to another final again, that is super good for them, yes, but does actually getting into a final and then being absolutely BTFO good for your mental well being? how do you cope with it?
I actually see mouz winning the 3 next maps
>>1702188apex is the goat. nobody cares about your zoomers who can hit 30 kills vs. t3
1702191why are you obsessed with reddit though
>>1702193they work better under big pressuregame 2 or 3 Mouz will activate
I'm reaching the point where I just turn off the soundand we're only on map 1...please stop hiring this duo
I unironically can't force myself to say that Vitality are reddit, there's nothing reddit about them, unlike navi.t. spiritsissy
>>1702192>how do you cope with it?>oh nooo we lost to the undisputed best team again
Vitality - Spirit supposed to be bo5 final. This shit sucks
xyp9x would've got a round
>>1702201that's some shitty copebeing forever second? is this their peak?
THAT WAS A WEIRD LOCK ON THE CT PLAYER BY MEZIIhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1702207deaf ass nigga
Utter wipe-out. This is like the 2019 summer of Liquid dominance or G2 2023 days.
was there ever a 13-0 in a tier 1 grand final?between top 3 teams no less
>>1702209this is looking more like another asstralis era 2bh
this is fucking brutal
quadruple peeking for exit kills
They're literally mopping them up and going out hunting for kills
Like watching hackers vs silvers
i think this is the best cs i've ever seen. not even astralis played this well off of eachother. its otherworldly.
Final is the most interesting match btw
yeah check mezii's pc
Prime Astralis wouldn't take a map from this Vitality lmao.
*rings bell*
>>1702220This is like my 15k 5 stack getting placed against a bunch of 6ks. They're entirely emboldened by the fact they win EVERY fight and hit EVERY shot. There's nothing Mouz can do.
>>1702220based NiP watcheronly two more games to go
Unironically my favorite ad
>>1702229kek
In sports terms this is like some inner city team full of future NFL players running over a bunch of kids half their size from the nearby gated community highschool
>>1702225of course, different times, but astralis domination can't be replicated, they were so far ahead of everyone with their utilities
Thaks God Mouz fans are not exist and they don't need to come up with cope
>>1702232>In sports terms this is like some inner city team full of future NFL players running over a bunch of kids half their size from the nearby gated community highschoolhappened to me kek
>>1701970>. by the way, what about that blondie? when's the kick?>the biggest dicksucker on the planet is apex. maybe I am a redneck, but he acts like a complete faggot, pisses me off>just kick magixx manthese russkis are alright
dude Mouz isn't even a shit team, they beat Spirit twice recentlywtf
>>1702232amerisharts have to insert their fantasies
praying for OT
>>1702150Complexityevery other team is reddit gold
everything was fine until sycrone came back
The fuck is that shot from apEX
RAPEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
bro...
can mouz just forfeit?
holy shit
Just surrender Mouz. No way you can recover from this.
>>1702239Imagine some guys with a 4.3 second 40 - 200 lbs of lean muscle and 7" of girth at age 15 coming at you
>forgot game was on so early>open hltv>13-0aight when's the miami final?
mouz NEEDS zypix
13-0'd
My fucking god
>>1702251you're gay and yellow
torzsi bros, our MVP chances...
congratulations vitality for ruining the grand final
>>1702257All smiles, just compare this to >>1700694
with xyp they would have gotten at least 3 rounds
freya is gasmed by apex genius
>>1702257my cs waifu on the right
>>1692623>>1692623>>1692623>>1692623>>1692623OBJECTIONS?
No need to worry guys, only have to win your own maps + decider :)
>>1702269RIP
>>1702267>what is a humiliation ritualWhy do you think the powers at large have forced Sphinx to join Mouz just in time for some blatant moshad toggles to rain down on them with the whole world watching? Sphinx probably got involved into inter-jewish usury or said something against the totally not a war.
>>1702269>ropz confidently and smoothly passes the curtains>mezii gets stuck on the curtain and fumbles around for a bitReflects their CS presence
wife happy im happy
Only one man can save mousesports...
>>1702276booba
I can't remember the last time CS was so boringVitality are so obviously better than everyone else rn that them winning is a foregone conclusion, and every team aside from Mouz and Spirit are sharting themselves
>>1702276>magog stands with this?????
>>1702276who?
what the FUCK are those stupid in-between interviews, why are they holding coach who should be discussing with his team right now how to prepare for next map
>>1702280CS2 is stuck in transition era way too long. Teams should've offloaded all the >22 yo boomers with CSGO muscle memory and begin anew with some cracked zoomer 4 stack + oldfag IGL.
>>1702257
>>17022802019, it's astralis liquid all over again
>>1702280spirit almost beat them tho
>>1702286kek
If Spirit had made it to the finals Vitality would have beaten them 16-0. Das right reddit bross, we are so back
>>1702283all these welfare leeches need to justify their employment. nobody watches in between segements, at best its on mute.
>>1699949more than half, donk ha's been playing cs for 60% of his awake life
>>1702286karrigan currently overdosing on propofol in his home in danedogia
>>1702286lmao
>>1702286:(
>>1702286frozshit killed them desu
>>1702285>some cracked zoomer 4 stack + oldfag IGLisn't that basically vitality
>>1702285all zoomer teams are shit though
>>1702296buying frozen a guy who has similar roles to ropz fueled hatred and disgust in ropz against faze.
who /comfy/ here watching this kino grand final
>>1702290>had Spirit beat Vitality in the semis Vitality would've beat them in the gfsHuh?
>>1702292desu his obsession seem borderline unhealthy at besthttps://youtu.be/YfyaCDkLJIw?t=853
>karrigan>getting 13-0'd by tier 2 team>ropz>13-0'ing tier 1 teamsBased escapee from the old men's team
>>1702302>can just see it on pictures anywaysHE JUST LIKE ME FR
>>1702300even though it's bait, you should still kys
>>1702282>>1702282she's VIT PR or some shit like this
>>1702300tomorrow is monday
>>1702302grim
>>1702303>ropz is now forever forced to kiss flamez all the timekarrigan won
>>1702308i know...
>>1702310he's all for it
>>1702309huh? i don't see grim in that video
spirit will never be #1 while 3/5 of their players are low-t unironically. amazing what they can do with estrogen brains desu.
>>1702314They already were #1 with their current roster
>>1702314why no state sponsored doping like the olympics? any of oyu niggas ever watch that icarus documentary
why is zywoo good he doesnt seem that good
>>1702308and?
>>1700187Why are they so adamant about not just going 128 tick? Is it cost? I swear to god these cs devs got to be the most incompetent morons I have ever seen. There is no way you can spend so much time releasing a new version while you make everything worse and somehow it still runs worse than the old version. The devs at the top positions need to be wiped. This game could have been so much more. Making a game as 'simple' as CS2 in 202x should be easy as fuck to optimize but somehow they still fucked that up. And I say that as a shitty software developer myself.
>>1702315they were perfect world #1 which doesn't count
BACK TO BACK 13-0 LETSGO
dude weeeeeed xdi hope this game will be somehow competetive
>>1702320if they change to 128 tick now everyone gotta relearn their smokes
>>1702320valve has a long history of "fuck you we know better". There's probably some reason why they won't go to 128 tick but they won't admit it's because their codebase is a clusterfuck or some other infrastructure mess.
holy shit that ZywOo adjust to the balcony guy
flamez shot just like me
Will a 39-0 finally kill the BO5 meme?
Mouz are mentally BROKENQuick 39-0
does Spinx regret his actions
>>1702319https://youtu.be/Cxm4h3pIWWQ?t=11its a reference
>>17022521.5 hour, but it's not gonna be competitive either, I predict a double bagel for Djoker.
>>1702320Seeing the lack of content in CS2 almost 2 years after release my guess is they invested A LOT of resources into making 64 tick work through subtick so they're not going to let it go to waste just yet.Keep in mind the game is actually growing so it's not like they're being punished for their decision
>>1702331Posting dead Palestinian children? I don't think so
COMEBACK NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ropz noooooooo
gg mouz 3-1
>>1702335Please think of the hostages
>>1702335>Palestinian childrenoxymoron
>>1702325i dont remember one instance of this being a complaint in csgo, everyone accepted 128 was better and every single pro match was played on itif you were serious about cs, you played on one of the 128 tick platforms
fox bros we rise
>>1702333nah mensik's been servebotting it's gonna be some tbs at least
c'est finihoneymoon is over.
VAMOUZ
finally time for some kino back and forth cs
>>1702345kinguin with scream and maikelele was coolergaming paradise, now THAT was a tournament
2 is all they get ;]
>let them win map 1 easily to make them overconfidentthis is why we needed sycrone back
>it is vitality who are losing gripjimmy never has this problem, he's always gripping tight
mouz bros rise up!
>>1702358present.
VITbros i can't take this humiliation
its over
Sneed
behead scrawny, save the world
>popular guy repeats your phrase and gets more attention
>>1702344valve is fixated on keeping the game 64 tick. I think maybe some of the programmers decided that in theory subtick should basically approximate infinite tick and unify the game update but it clearly doesnt work like that or they only half implemented it(imo its cause source 2 is a fucked up bloated antiquated engine, not because subtick is a flawed idea)I give it a year before they finally address it all
stinx
GODLAN
PROLLAN MASTERCLASS
>>1702363>spunj casting from the ESL dungeons brought to you by Dr Sulaiman Al Habib
Zypoop
Xi Wu please.
zywover
TORZGOD ACTIVATED I TOLD YOU
We need Overkino back
>>1702380easily one of the sickest moments this year
LET'S GOOOOOO
not worried, its just T sided vita 3-0
it was 15-0
Has there ever been a cs game where one team 13-0d the other and then on the next map got 0-13d back?
>>1702383man had a lot of really impressive clutches this year so farthey might get fucked by VIT, but still easily top 2 right now which is super impressive with brollan just taking over igl role, they adjusted super fucking fast
>crowd cheering for mouz mouzbros, we're so back
>>1702388in china surely
Yay! case unboxing!
>>1702382And cache
I remember a kinographic display of lights by a portuguese speaking crowd....
>best awper>best lurker>one of the best openers>best british guy>... apex>can't win MouzLmaooo
spinx had ENOUGH of vita
>>1702380>zont1x ego peeking 4v2>magixx feeding torzi >chopper calmly holding and getting his hs>shiro baiting>donk already deadpeak spirit round desu
i think BLAST production and crowd is asswhy don;t they show dudes drinking beers so i can have someone to relate to
Spinx ragetoggled thinking about dead Palestinian children and revenge on his old team
https://streamable.com/0jugr1
>>1702401>19>no no, it's 20>18, 18, it was 18
nt
>>1702402fluke major but the crowd was amazing
It's just free advertisement of legal gambling from v*lve
>>1702398>utah jazzwadafakis that like a gang thing or are foreigners actually jazz fans?
alright 6 is is all they get
ANOTHER missed ropz nade? wtf is happening? 322?
ROPZ THROWING
>do you know how I got these scars?
kino noscope
>>1702421Twf gooned after 13-0 game
something will happen
NO SP0NXNO TROPHIES
i wish i had some booze still
>>1702421>You wanna know how I got this thousand-yard stare?>My teammates... were gooners. Real, real chronic.>One day, they’re sitting in TeamSpeak, no cams, just vibes. They find a thread... “Goon cave setups – post yours.”>I tried to tell them—“Bro, you don’t want this.” But they couldn’t stop. Goonstations, goonpads, goontrances. One of 'em even renamed his mousepad to “Strokemat Pro.”>So I go in... try to clutch a 1v4 on Inferno, and I hear Dexter in the back like:>“Bro I’m edging... I can’t focus... I’m gooning…”>I ask him, “What does that even MEAN?”>He says, “It's about the denial... the obsession… it’s art.”>And then?>Then they dragged me in.>I thought I was strong. I thought I was built different.>But now? It’s 3 AM. My blinds are shut. Monitor glow on my face. I’m 42 tabs deep into r/goonlife, whispering:>“One more edge, then I’ll stop.”>So I tell people:>“You wanna know how I lost my Elo?”
Imagine losing after 13-0ing your opponent on the first map
>>1702425wrong, nothing ever happens
GIGAchoke from mouz incoming, ez 3:0 for Vitality
get this guy out of herebring xyp9x back
Money must be removed from the game. All rounds must be played with full buys.
lil bros get xyp back
wet race pog
>>1702397true lol
>>1702448the c stands for counterstrike not cod
>>1702446Get this downie outta here!!!!!
>12-11 save
Mouz are gonna choke this in OT and then get totally mindbroke
Keep me updated im blasting clairo in the bluetooth bose
unc..what was that run spray........
LFG
Mezii timing lol
>>1702462kek
Ok good Mouz can at least take a map now
>cucktality when it matters
Numero uno team in ze world btw...
>>1702464Yeah, I don't think I've seen that many missed timings in that short of a timecan't even blame him
torzgod after first map warmup it's over for VIT
1 map is all they get
donk mvp
>>1702470)))
>>1702366behead launders, save the galaxy
what a lucky last round
>>1702478for real, a shame they couldn't convert it
>>1702470trvke
>>1702470>1. Vitality removed Ancientshame we won't see him at full power
For once I'm not rooting for all 5 maps and OT. I just want Mouz to win.
aggro spinx has never been tried
>>1702491lol
zywoo blatantly cheating
if he used the autism viewmodels he doesn't lose that fight
dead thread, did everyone go back to revvit
>>1702505i feel like GFs are the most boring during 1-1 since there aren't any stakes
when are people gonna stop pretending Niko is a better rifler than ZywOo
>>1702511Zyw0o is just better than pretty much any other player. Only in his absolute prime could Ch0ko match him
simple best in world
>I am no different than a corpse. I tried to do my best but this is all. I have a big problem with my back. I can't breathe. My stomach is constantly burning. It hasn't gone away for 25 days. I take 5 pills a day and I walk around like I'm unconscious. Please excuse me.https://x.com/xantarescsgo/status/1906056832361062771
>>1702516>I can't breathe
>>1702515At what? Draft dodging?
>>1702516jesus, don't these pro players get dieticians and doctors
>>1702525Turkish ones don't because going to the doctor is a pussy move and diet is for bitches
lol the guy with the little cup of coffee was based
>>1702532Literary me
Thank god Mouz is awake now. This is now a hype bo5
god mezii is such a fucking pussy
ok im rooting for mouz
Grenade with *player's name* on it
sissyttality what is happening
>>1702525first team to force actual physical fitness will rape like astralis did desuhealthy body, healthy mind, its important as memorizing and grinding your playbook
>>1702532A single team spirit fan in the stadium
i genuinely hate every caster they're so corny
>face checking an AWP in pit on D2 longWhat the fuck is Mouz doing?They deserve to lose this map
mouzbros, not like this
>>1702544It's a corny job for corny attention whores.You need to be full of yourself to ever decide you should be the voice of the arena
kek ropz is such a giga autist how does he know this shit
>>1702559He's very much into every aspect of CS
yeah niko is completely done with cs he just wants money to retire
>>1702567Must suck to be him, the Ibrahimovic/Van Nistelrooy of CS. Never won the big prize
>>1702570>Meanwhile NiKo
>>1702567>destroys G2>gives Vitality an era opportunity>further destroys Falcons and zonic/Magisk legacy>collects a golden Saudi parachute in the endmy GOAT
Is mouz finna do this on bd?
>>1702576on foe nem grave
>>1702576I'm thinking gng got that w in the bag.
>miss 1st game because i expected hours of stalling>13-0>turn in>vitality losing 1-2do i turn off and save us from cs2 disaster?
mouz is probably the most boring t1 ever, they are getting results but you dont remember every play or clutch from them, literally negative aura
>>1702576what's the story on bro?
TORZSHIT KEK
Was it Cluj that unleashed MOUZ. Did the ESL cocksucking orgs creat this monster themselves?
>>1702584fuck i missed a 13-0? wtf
>>1702585Repulsive yids and dough boy with worst physique in CS after Magixx. Only Brollan has some soul
MOUZ are not Reddit, they are FACEBOOK.
>>1702585idk they're starting to grow on me since you see them constantly
>>1702597EF is Facebook
mezii bro i really need you to step up
kek that was chaotic
>>1702600>EF is FacebookThis.
3rd worlders having a blast in the chat
vita pls win
>>1702609blast..just like the tourney name lol
apex godflash
>>1702609Giving internet to people outside of NA and western EU has been the world's biggest mistake
based mezii and flameZ ruining zywoo's legacy
>>1702614you literally wouldn't have cs without eastern eu you braindead american fuck
i love playing that corner on short before an execute, based apex
>>1702616That's completely wrong
>>1702615ZywOo played with Kyojin, misutaa and washed pre-retirement shox at one point in the same team, this is like playing with 4 donks in comparison
brollan masterclass calls
>>1702620i forgot about kyojin lmaoooo
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Insane turnaround
Unhinged jews are going all out, full blatant
>>1702616you're right, everyone should take a knee for Sergey "Gooseman" Vladov
>Flamez.. the council has decided.. it is 3 vs 1. Be sure to steer the blame for the loss towards Mezii
new wife just dropped
>>1702631I look like this.
>>1702631Hollyyyyyyyyyyy
>>1702631Looks like trans shroud lol
>>1702631Lips made for sucking BZC
>>1702637>see cute woman>immediately think of men and troons
oh my fucking god good thing this is bo5
GOAT got timing'd so hard
>>1702643they lost on their 100% win rate map, its over
>>1702559>>1702562What'd I miss?
>>1702646identifying clips from past majors
Godwoo is still gonna take MVP here todayJust if you're curious
>>1702614Giving?
torzsi has balls i gotta give him that
>>1702650Allowing access.
>>1702631I've been doing this for a few days lol.
i should really be going to sleep fuuuck but i want to watch
>>1702614This cunt hates Aussies.
>>1702652Don't remember asking for permission?
I blame mezii
From 0-13 to two 13-11 maps. Mouz making this interesting.
based mouz
GODLLAN I KNEEL BEFORE YOU
Lmaoooo
Everyone said it would be a boring 3-0 stomp after the 13-0 KEK. Fucking morons.
>Vitality eraLMAOOOOOOOO LFG MOUZCHADS
FUCKING EPIC
>>1702658What do you think the internet is? You think the cables, switches, etc came popping out of the ground?
>xertion and torzsi haven't activated at all>they still took 2 maps>one of the best maps for both coming upmouzbros, is it finally our time?
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO CARRY 3 DEAD WEIGHTS MR. WU?
I WANT TO SEE MORE OF XYP9X
>>1702668listen up you mudafukin ytboy, you keep talkin we will take away yo fucking wifi away from you
>losing to a team with no superstars
frozeN seething
>>1702668There is no "giving" retard, everything is done with profit in mind. Wh*te people are just jews.
>vita lost to spirit on nuke yesterday
Vitality = MOUZ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sp0r0t > eternal bots > rest
>20 minutes
redditchads we're doing it
apologize to torzgod rn
>>1702631imagine if she did that on your logcutter haha
>>1702681Excellent, enough time for Jimpphat to goon. 3-1 incoming.
i missed zywoo's rookie year, did he just pop off like donk or did he only start getting trophies when he had teammates like magisk and flamez?
>>1702674No team with an era has had a real superstar desu
>>1702681>food just got here>breakFUCK
>>1702686>i missed zywoo's rookie yearOh you didn't miss anything, he was nothing special....
>>1702686he popped off but he didn't get much trophies because he had unironically worse fragging teammates than donk
>>1702685Sticky keyboard causes W key to stick causing him to move forward
will apex cry if vitality loses?
>NukeYeah, it's over for cucktality
i think im gonna watch just 1 more i hope mouz wins this, nuke is gonna be fucking KINO for sure
common bo5 wisdom dictates mouz takes thiswonder if it happens again
>>1702686Take a look for yourself
Who's goonin rn?
Yeah, dese vitaniggas don't care, it's over
>>1702707based vitality understanding that you need to keep the blood flowing, its what made prime astralis great
>>1702707Confident, no worries Vitachads vs. neurotic, worried Mouzcucks
>>1702707>keep a nonchalant demeanour to appear as if you've got everything under controlIt's a working strat.
>>1702714Imperial FE should sign him.
>Jimmy with the pink mouseheh, he's started his journey
>>1702724the infamous goon to troon pipeline
>>1702724magixx and Jimpphat may as well start transitioning
why do we hate Pimp again?
>>1702727Because he's fit and knowledgeable and I'm a fat incel fuck.
>>1702727He's tall and healthy and has a cool haircut
>>1702729>and I'm a fat incel fuck>he hasn't seen the before pics
>Scrawnders for finalsLFG
it's over for VIT
This jew is on a tear
These Mouz protocols are too good
>>1702729That's henryg
Joo activated.
>>1702724you know who else has a pink mouse?yeah... he's initiated.
That's the FaZe in ropz there
>>1702740If Mouz win he must feel so vindicated.
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>cute girl winked at menight saved
Second Joo activated, it's so over
I hate Nuke. I don't understand how people rate this map so highly. Every point of entrance into a bombsight can be hold through the closest corners and herd you together when you wanna enter. It makes sense in pro play they all just take yard every time and work from there
fags
>>1702749It's not orange
>>1702749I've realized that I like the map structure of Nuke, just not the aesthetics. The flow is great, which is good for gameplay. But the visuals are grating both on the eyes and the ears. The plain white-grey monotonic theme and the walking steps inside the buildings are annoying.
CLAIMED
>>1702749it's not a map for smoothbrainsand actually requires some team coordination
>>1702745>>1702746>>1702751post webm
>>1702753it's the opposite for me roflgorgeous map, hideous layoutgive me de_anukebis and we're good
>>1702753This too. Strangely enough I love the looks of Vertigo
>>1702754She doesn't want you, old fart, I'm 19 she wants a young guy not some unc
>>1702761>he doesn't know
>>1702755Your epic coordination can be completely destroyed by some MP9 camping on hut or around the corner of ramp all game
Guys remember cobblestone? Fuck that map.
>>1702763wow you've figured the map out, surely this is reflected in your W:L + stats record for the map?
>>1702761she's smug because she's sitting on my face in front of everybody
>>1702764bring back prodigyI'm not joking.
>>1702765Lmao Nuketard malding because of his shitty kid map being exposed
niggas still not posting the winking webm
>>1702767>bring back prodigyImpossible with Keith Flint not around.
tfw vita lost two maps because they failed to kill players that were saving
>>1702768it's #5 on my list though, higher when playing with a fivestackI know talking to people and communicating can be scary for some people, it's okay anon
BO5 HATING SISTERS??
>>1702770'cause she's mine and you can't have her
>>1702777Post Anubis stats Show me what ur made of
>>1702779nigga is gatekeeping thots, you're not a true goon
what the fuck are those dumb tactics? you do that when you're against the wall, fucking retards
>>1702773rope is a hell of a drug
Ah yes. Smoke toggles on nuke
been saying this for months now, APEX IS CHEATINGeven the casters know its sus af XDDDDDDDDD
>>1702789>>1702788I thought spiredditors were boycotting the grand final?
>>1702782>you're not a true goonthank you
>apex
>>1702790>spiredditorsWhat retard thinks spirit is a reddit team?
Map 5 let's go
>>1702790im a zionist and i know the frenchie is cheating and you know it too
mouz... pls no
>>1702789zywoo gave the info sweeaytey
>>1702794reddit love faze and mongolz
trainchads, we win again
>>1702799Yeah but not spirit.
>>1702707Ancelotti vs Guardiola
>>1702800jews fear train
>>1702794they aren't called team spreddit for nothingcue zissy seethe
they should reopen rafters and halve the wall thickness everywhere by
c'est fini
>>1702806brother you are a faze fan, the most reddit team ever.>points at his forehead>winks at the crowdnow pretend you dont watch faze highlights from 2022 cryingnoone thinks spirit is a reddit team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkUynC0V-kI remember a N0k0 nuke clutch.
What are the chances that Spinx left because he didn’t want to kiss ZywOo on the cheek?
KINOOO
>>1702810lmao I don't care about fazekeep calling them reddit to your hearts content
Torszi bot kek
Big flameZ moment
BOZOS THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN
TORZSHIT KYS
>>1702810yet it makes you seethe uncontrollably
siuhy would clutch that
>>1702812Imagine playing in some former French national roster that has long lost it's identity but desperately tries to keep it going by forcing everyone to kiss each other after every fucking matchI'd refuse
running hs again xdvitality is straight up cheating
>>1702823I thought it was a flameZ thing
holy shit apex kek
-torszi +m0nesy
godpEX moment
>>1702806Reddit is a place full of normal fags which will gargle on a billion cocks for karma trying to virtue signal. Spirit is a team with 4 russian players. Do I need to say more? It's the least favourite team there based on just that factor alone.
>>1702826No, it's because they're le French
>>1702810you are literally the only person obsessed with "reddit" hereand you constantly have meltdowns over it
TorzGOD will drop 30+ on Train and you WILL apologize
>flameZ >ZThis guy needs to go.
>>1702806I hate both Spirit and Reddit but they're definitely not Reddit's team. Reddit teams are the hecking goodguys like Mongolz
>>1702830>t. a literal self confessed redditor (banned)
vita wins train, unfortunatelythey're all online now
>>1702833i never even once mentioned reddit beofre someone else did.or you think im talking to myself you absolute redditor twister sister faze fan
>>1702836>>1702839it's meltie time, again
hes seething kek
bo5 deniers our response?
Apex so obv xD
>>1702840brother you mentioned at least 4 different people and you include me in it, the one who is having a shizo meltdown is you
>>1702843it was scripted and/or matchfixing
>>1702843if mouz wins bo5 haters win again
>>1702844dont talk about it, people on here will call you a redditor having a meltdownapex is straight up rage hacking for at least 2 months.
>>1702023>>1702055>>1702043cashed out after 3rd map for profit and put it back down on vita at over 2x odds and on 3-2 mouz at over 4x. I see dese tings.
FUUUCK NT
>>1702847i disagree
>>1702847incel
ZywOo low health and 1v2 but you never could doubt him
donkpex
>>1702855they won the "bo3", the biggest point against bo5s (since the bo3 decides the winner almost always)
>>1702837What are you even talking about? None of what you said is a rebuttal to my point.
OT OT OT
it's slipping isn't it?
dont choke i beg you
ZywOo is so fucking smart what the fuck
brollan so ready for that ropz play thats my big brain igl
Train sissies oh no no
>>1702861Yea, anon was right you're an incel
Can we all just agree that Spirit is THE reddit team, and then never mention either ever again?
>>1702871this
>>1702870No chance it ends here tbqh
Xi Wu 2.51 master class on map 5. Let's go.
>>1702872it's the truth so works for me
>>1702872yes
>>1702875inb4 danedogs launch rating 3.0 early just to give it to him))
why aren't you kneeling to apex right now?
Lil ragehack toggle to close out the map
Uh-oh........
>>1702878>nero>dane
>>1702879apex is my husband, zywoo is our son
That's why Vitality can faff around kicking a football on break while Mouz is huddled around
>>1702882>when the teacher asks you to stay after class
Danil "Danya" Madesclaire
siuhy would never let this go to map 5
>jimpfatPimp please...
when was the last time bo5 went all 5 maps?
>>1702889true, he would've folded 0-3
>>1702872its the russian teamtheyre doped they cheat
>>1702883he answers to his bosses
>>1702881its so obvious that it makes me question the sanity of cs fans.how can you not see that apex literally is moving like a bot, but always gets all the insta hs vs every top player ever when it matters most?he gets like 5 running hs this tournament, 15 smoke spams, and like 30 dules like this wonnot to speak about always being right on stacks.
KWAB
>>1702889dont care about the whole igl, getting better etc. stuff but the whole situation proves you have to be 100% selfish and only care for yourself in all aspects of lifeguy doesnt want to cut brollan for spinx so management cuts him instead, now he doesnt get shit even though mouz with siuhy over brollan would be 10x better
>>1702900sources for this?sounds like gossip bullshit
>>1702900>even though mouz with siuhy over brollan would be 10x betterI doubt that
>>1702891jimp loves phat ass cocoa butter queens
>>1702900>guy doesnt want to cut brollan for spinx so management cuts him insteadstill no proofs
Jimi overgooned
>>1702904still no proofs 9/11 was an inside jobthere is proving and there is knowing
>>1702900stop coping for siuhy's ugly ass plz
>>1702908>comparing 9/11 to cs gossipkek, one of the better shitposts I've seenthe quality has been low in this general for a while
>>1702909Liquid will win the first tournament after major btw
>>1702899whats bro blackpilled about? does he know it's over?
Why are Scrawny and Launders like the "main" guys of Blast. Are they Blast employees or something? They are treated like 3rd tier casters when they are at other events, but seem to be the main guys for Blast, do these casters sign contracts that tier them with ESL/Blast/PGL etc?
>>1702916>Why are Scrawny and Launders like the "main" guys of Blast. Are they Blast employees or something? They are treyes
>>1702916Yes they are blast's main guys just like Anders used to be for ESL
>>1702917>>1702918But they still work other events, just not as featured. The contracts must be tiered or something.
>>1702916Theyre canandas contribution to international elite CS
miss these guys
Lesssgooooooooo
I like when Scrawny speaks french
KEKE WTF
torzsi and Jimpphat joined up for the Finno-Ugric combo
>>1702914l0lquid won't even be top 50 ranked after picking up uglhy
train is such a shit map dude always has been
>>1702925>We had a good thing you stupid nigger. All you had to do was keep your head down and not say the n slur and not fight with monkeys. But no, you and your big ego.
>already won a t roundits over mouzkeks
do people not know you can spam popdog from Z
>>1702941this is a major competition sir
>>1702943yea they all have walls
>>1702927>ruins your train kino
NOOB
LOL look at apex without his nuke map cheats
Some polish IGL watching this can commit siuhycide
kek nice job production guy
KEK
>dont buy util>win
>>1702940it's a t map tho
vita toggled, it's over
Statsplayer Spinx getting some nice padding with exits
goatlan type call
LOL apex cheats dont work on train, shit's hilariousGood ol supex0 cheetos
Brollan on the way to be the best current igl
this is the most back and forth game i've seen in a while
"unscripted"
>apexsay sorry
Fifth map's OT please
>>1702957I think we can put that narrative to rest after this MOUZ arc
why's there so many gay vitality fans? is it flamez or the french that pulls them?
>gay propaganda in my csim uninstalling
Holy fuark I just sleept through a kino game? Not like this...
WHY DOES HE RUN?
>>1702976>french team>gay fanshuh, I wonder
This is so over, 6 rounds on T, vitality win
GodwOo sixth sense
is this the first ever good blast win
wtf pros dont have rain?volv pls
>>1702986Blast Paris
>>1702984stop jinxing it
What the fuck is this ad?
>>1702990Bully Hunters 2.0
>>1702990faggots
>>1702990some players are toxic tbqh
how do you rate the script?
what if i root for mouz but think vitality gonna take it???
>WHO LOVES TRAIN?>*silence*
>>1702997In that case you still root for mouz you fucking dipshit.
>>17029959/10
they are so fucking scared of ropz in clutches kek
people would sperg out if it would be taz
apex toggle gg
add it to the tally guys, another running hs xd
>ropz almost kills flameZ again
holy shit Vitality godlike force
>>1703007the scout? U can see the crosshair set as he shoots
yeah, it's overthey took 2 maps when everyone thought they'd get 0 though
>half a day wasted waiting for the inevitable Mouz chokeBan these retards from finals
>>1703011>it's overit's notthey just called xyp9x in
MISTER KOOL
GG
What happened to the guy who always called Ropz a cheating Estonian faggot?
sycrone is the problem
>>1703016JW?
ropz is just a baiter
>>1703012maybe you just dont like CS lilbro
>ropz is just a baiter
Vitality's Astralis era has just begin.
>>1703016I took my medication. I realize now that Apex and donk are the ones cheating.
>>1703029cheating no, but the kid and the old man are pumped full of drugs thats for sure
such a boring end
>lost because of xertion again the pattern continues
Based Vita giving false hope to the Mouzissies
this should have been a bo1 if were being honest
train is so fucked now, they ruined yard
>>1703029>>1703030ropz is still cheating, hes just washed even cheats cant help him
>>1703035which pattern are we talking about here?
>>1703039trainchads.... we cant stop losing
>>1703035Ashkenazis are genetically traumatized by trains
Are Vitality the worst A1-S abusers since 2022 Navi?
amazing play
disaster avoided, shame about the dust2 winrate
xertion or yekindaryoure forced to pick one
Vitality era's still happening boys
which team would have made this grand finals more competitive than MOUZ?
>>1703046it was good for an eco
>>1703046blameF vibes
>>1703051FaZe.
Jimphat sees 2 laneWhy tf spinx looks con???
trust the script lil bros
>>1703044they look like they have no spread cheat enabledmy colt doesn't do that
>>1703031>vitality won so its boring you just got 4 maps of good cs after mouz got btfo 13-0 in the first. what the hell do you expect out of the game?
>>1703041>>1702491
lil J does it again
>>1703051Faze would've taken it to 7 overtimes after getting 13-0'd the first two maps (but still lost)
>>1703049xertion and it's not even close
>>1703058overtime map 5
based Jimpphat ruining scrawny's set piece
>>1703051Navi bro
>>1703059Wait he said xertion, I'm hammered
>>1703065>>1703061>>1703054meds
it's so hard to be a mouz fan
ZywOo only bought the awp in the end to satisfy the awper % of kills quota
Cringe
Easy for my niggas ropz, flameZ and mezii!
ummm but mouz won the bo3??? I thought bo5 are not needed anymore??????
>Vitality wins again lol
>>1703077>>1703078
>>1703071Why? They are the second best team in the world and won a trophy like 2 months ago
siuhybros we fucking won
>>1703072i was half expecting a teamkill here out of emotions clicking m1 accidentally
gooners btfo
>ropz lifts trophy firstkino
>vitality looking happy>suddenly banks' voice fades in>vitality looking full of dread and terror
>>1703083no more hypotheticals. we gone see what siuhy is all about on liquid kekekek
for once a full bo5 that broke the patternif only this happened more oftent. bo5 hater
>>1703089troon
>>1703087he is annoying, too tall too
>>1703089and it still included an absolute slurper of a 13-0 kek
Vitality has won:>a trophy against 2025 Spirit (lmao)>a studio trophy (who cares?)>a banana cupAnd people are calling this the beginning of an era?
>>1703086no idea why though because they already did the ropz+apex lift in Katowice but maybe they love him THAT much
>>1703093Shut up retard
>>1703093Name one team who can beat them.
>>1703093navi had a 4month dysnasty last year
>>1703095First blast trophy for ropz.
>>1703097spirit-chopper+snax-shiro+monesy
>>1703101>-chopper>+snax?
>>1703101this but also-hally+TaZ
>>1703101so no one
>>1703099forgot about it lmaoentire squad will get grand slam too soon
>>1703101-chopper+hooxi
>>1703051EF unironicallythey have an annoying map pool for vita well mostly in a bo3
>>1703101>snax>in a full russian squadlet me guess, you are from united states
23rd mvp for goatwoo
>>1703097spirit when magixx does the bare minimum (1 k/d instead of .5)
>>17030973D MAXwhen puberty hits
>>1703110nin9 robbed
>EF unironically
>>1703093a good horse...
>>1703109retard
we really need mr20
>>1703097It's the Paris major all over again. Sure the won but it's only because everyone else is uncharacteristically shit and not because Vitality are exceptional.
>>1703114bro i promise!the team that has 0 stage games would have done it this time against the best team in the world!!
ropz already tired of apex bursts out
>>1703122I have never been within a 500km radius of Apex but still am tired of his shit
>>1703120holy cope
apex takes kids and make them men
Bros I just wanna say that I enjoyed posting with you today In general its good this thread is active.
oof faze is that broke? "small support staff"
>>1703124this lmao
Portugalropz lifts his first ever BLAST trophy9 minutes ago55 comments
>>1703127same except for the spirit schizo
i still don't like mister 12
ropz is the real goat rifler
>>1703097Give them just a little longer to prepare and a good day and then you have Mouz, Spirit, and Mongolz.
>>1703127have a good one mang>>1703131same
>>1703120give it up retard
>>1703131Really wish he'd get a trip so I can filter his retarded ass.
leave vitality to me
Thinking that once Vitality eventually lose (might be a while) the apex crash out is gonna be great to watch
thinking that you need to take meds
>>1703141he would have gotten 3-0'd by this vitality
>>1703150>I gooned for this...
>>1703141ultimate WILL humble zyshit
>>1703150>he's still on the bench right?
>>1703149he 3-0'd vitality actually.
>>1703150brollan getting some jewish fatigue
>>1703150this was actually not an attempted high five, he's showing that he's fed up with certain players on the teami will say no more...
https://www.dust2.us/news/59512/chaos-and-leaf-still-live-rent-free-in-tacos-head-five-years-on
>>1703160KEK
>>1703155when everyone including himself was lifegaming and when vitality was shit, in a studiograts
hi, did you watch blast final today?
the goat is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/jw1337
>>1703165shroud isnt online yet
>>1703165>older than xyp9x
>bo5>it was good
>most mvps>most big event mvps>most lan mvpswill hltv change their searchbar meme now
>>1703170< shroud
should've been bo3 mouzbros good thing majors still are ez win
>>1703176delusionalchad here, i think mouz will actually win dallas
>>1703140Just filter "reddit", "spreddit"
>>1703180you're not funny
>>1703180mindbroken
>>1703180go away
Herculeswoo with yet another MVP medal. At this point, every s1mple fan with grey matter inside their head has officially conceded that Humblewoo has long surpassed the narcotics abusing toxic scammer!
>>1703180more like spreaddit because zywoo fucked them in the ass
>>1703190you will not make me dislike either goat with your retardation
Now that the tournament has ended, can we go back to discussing how Lynn Vision are matchfixers? Surely you-know-who must be online now.
>>1703191based autist
>>1703195At least they just dropped out of the tournament entirely and FF'd the match against DogEvil (WTF is that name???) as well, giving RA less points overall.Either way, this general on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum is pro-Mongolia, and hopes that $10.000 LAN will boost some team into #2 spot.
>>1703197>this general on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum is pro-MongoliaNo it isn't.
>>1703198proofs?
>>1703198nta, in terms of asian cs, yes it is
>>1703198yes we are
>>1703194>you will not make me dislike either goat If you still like fraud1mple in year 2025, then I must say that you do not have a sound moral compass!>You didn't grab your refund in 3 days time? Sorry, tech support closed, thanks for money mens))) *buys another bag of narcotics*
>>1703183>>1703188>>1703189>>1703191kys samefag sperg nigger
>>1703199>>1703200Mongolz are now just le potential team so they don't get the le underdog team boost to dick sucking
Why don't pros just buy P250s every time they eco? It's so cheap yet a thousand times more deadly vs armor than starting pistol. Especially with pro aim it seems like they can easily get 1 or 2 kills
>>1703205nobody is talking about MongolZ: The Team right now mate
>>1703207Well the next best Mongolian team are matchfixers and that's before you start including the Han Chinese cope.
>>1703207well the rest of the scene are confirmed matchfixers so
>>1703170The undisputed
>>1703209>>1703210That's why /magog/ is pro-Huns, the team that gaped sissy d0nk with a Deagle in front of billions
>>1703206they do though? not always but whenever they can they spend a couple of hundred for a p250 or a five-sevenif they full eco usually they are very tight on money and absolutely need a rifle with as much util as possible
>>1703217I see the five-seven a lot, for obvious reasons, but can't recall seeing P250 very often. Maybe its better to spend the extra $200 for Tec9
>>1703190is this a falseflag or are frogs actually this unloveable
>>1703218Yeah, it's definitely less often now because 5-7 is so good it's just worth the extra 200 bucksI remember Zywho had some kills with p250, but he often has it during regular pistol rounds too, so i can't say with confidence how often he buys it on eco too
>>1703218a couple of p250s are often bought in what are basically full ecosyou can get a lot of damage done with that 300$ if you get even a bit lucky, but it's very likely a lost round either way
FAKE MAJORS:>krakow >rio >paris >copenhagen >shanghai ON FRAUD MAJOR WATCH: >austin
>>1703228unsustainable amounts of cope detected
>>1703234who gooned before touching the trophy
>>1703223people choose to hate the french, a french and a german can have the same behaviour and people will only badmouth the french. it's an addiction at this point.
>>1703236It's safe racism, people wanna be edgy but are too scared to be too edgy.
>>1703236are you retardedwhere's the jerm being a cunt with no self awareness itt>>1703239rope fag
>>1703223I would like for you to point out the differences between these two pictures.
>>1703242the person posting not zywoo you moron
>>1703241you're just mad about some banter bro, are you this offended as a simple fan?
>no hugs after gg>fistbumps that almost seem reluctantSpinx and Vitality really weren't on good terms huh
>>1703241Is somebody upset that we aren't impressed by his reddit racism?
>>1703244Another s0mple fan utterly mindbroken by Dionysuswoo, typing barely comprehensible posts in /cs2g/ /csgog/ /magog/ Counter Strike Esports DiscussionI have spoken no lies, for s0mple is now just a shadow of his former self, crying about Godwoo reaching new heights while s0mple is basking in narcotics with his Russian friends.More and more s0mple fans every day realize that Goatwoo is not stopping and is on the hustle 24/7, and finally say the painful truth that they carried with themselves since 2023 out loud: the GOAT is French!
>>1703242zywoo never got mvps for RMRs, what is he talking about? only argument you can have about zywoo's mvps is that he won more while not winning an event than what simple did and honestly winning a mvp when you don't win the event is kinda shitty
>>1703191kek
>>1703258He is talking about 2020 rmr tournaments, it was cs_summit and 1 other tournament i can't remember the name, but they had a relatively strong competition so it was legit to award mvps for them
>>1703258Not only s0mple is wrong, he's actively lying and accuses Poseidonwoo of things he did himself! Nobody should be surprised, of course, just disappointed that a formerly respected player would is trying to twist the narrative about Caesarwoo.
>>1703234does the eye scar give him aura?
>>1703267in all honesty, it looks like a cum puddle, so not really
>>1703255is zywoo the whitest man ever? tracing a line between your nose and your chin without that line touching the lips is a whiteness specificity, look at all that space holy shit.
>>1703267donk got a cool scar
you now remember that flusha donated his winnings from an event to luminosity so they could travel to an event and they made a name for themselves thereyou now remember that ropz gave a pc to zontix when he had just left ukraine as a refugee and later lost to him in a major what are other funny examples of the butterfly effect in cs?
The parents
>>1703269>unronically falling for the beardline frauding
>>1703284s0mple calling friberg an old faggot
-ropz +elige lets get this vita era started
https://x.com/phycasts/status/1906203151788863651Why this guy typing like he's from here
>>1703284yeah that flusha-Kabum thing was a real example of butterfly effectbut with zont1x, i don't understand how Spirit couldn't provide their academy player with a basic PC
>>1703297qt
>>1703309ropz took the FaZe magic to Vitalityyou just always believe they can win even when 12-6 down like today
noooticing a pattern
>>1703315i don't think teams are in any way obligated to provide their players with a personal pcof course you'll have one in the pracc room but that's not where most of your grinding will happen
>>1703320are you saying mouz has an era in 2026?
>no t1 teams at next tourney will we get a kino vp triumph over eternal roaches?
>>1703327literally nobody cares about virtus.poothe single most auraless and boring team in top 15 cs scene
>>1703329no one cares about your opinion, zoom-zoom and the new vp is fun to watch
>>1703329aura =/= who I have a crush on lil niggy
>>1703337kek
>>1703320hes a cheater so no wonder
>>1703297I thought zywoo's dad regularly beat up his mom and that was why he's such a pussy
Reddit won again you guys, and what's worse French people are happy and jews tooThis is a dark day for this board.
>>1703341what about this photo says that that's not true?
>>1703334only contrarian russki pigs like vp because normal ruskis root for spirit and not for tier 2 trash with 2 bydlo alcoholics and 3 quiet bots>>1703337projecting homosexuality? yeah I think I know your nationality
>>1703343zywoo not being in the middle between them
>>1703345what teams do you enjoy watching most, out of curiosity?
>>1703349he doesn't watch cs, he just lurks itt to call everyone russian and gay
>>1703349NRG, M80, 2019 Liquid VODs>>1703351why would I call someone russki twice?
>>1703345rank top 10 teams by aura and explain why you rank them above vp then gayboy
>>1703359there's no need to rank because every single team in top 10 wins by the virtue of their IGL not being a bloated asiatic alcoholic with ego issues
>>1703361twistzz isn't gonna be igl anymore once siuhy comes in
>>1703355HAHAHAHAHA
>>1703363liquid isn't a top 10 team
>>1703365>valve memegional standings0/8
>>1703368look at this mongoloidhe uses the arbitrary danedog rating that still has natus vincere at #3 and sp0r0t at #1
>>1703371>teams which have won tournaments are ranked higher than those that haven'tmakes sense
>>1703361>bloated asiatic alcoholic with ego issuesthat's the definition of aura. no player has ever had more aura than sexgod
>>1703373>BUT MUH HISTORIC WINSsp0r0t's and n0vi's peak is semi-finals if they manage to fluke and combat trash like falcons and vp on their wayVRS correctly places them under proper teams like MOUZ and Vitality>>1703374dosia didn't have any ego issues and didn't destroy 3 separate teams with his presencealcotronic has negative aura, sh1ro benched himself to not lose his mind playing under this creature after just a single month
>>1703375>Mouz>proper teamproper teams win trophies
>>1703378diseased ruski mind in full display, I seesp0r0t and MOUZ both have a trophy this year
>>1703375>ego issues.... destroy three separate teams with his presencebut enough about n0k0
>>1703381nobody who isn't a serboid or a casual "dudes i didn't watch since 2018 where is everyone" retard likes ch0k0
>>1703384>t. n0k0 fan club president
>>1703387actually I am a hunter fan club president
>>1703388prime example of auraless
ah, so we're still pretending mouz is badthought we were past that desu
>>1703392what about the smooya story
>>1703359nta, and going with hltv1. Vitality (aura so strong any member of the team including the bald fraud easily 1v5s entire teams)*massive gap*2. G2 (Snax + huNter + m0NESY killer combo, the fatties ruin it a bit)3. FaZe (FaZe Magic, though severely weakened, hence only top 3)4. Spirit (zont1x and magixx strongest stoic and troll auras on the scene)5. NaVi (jL the single strongest aura warp on the scene, iM the short king aura GOAT)6. Liquid (Twistzz and jks, closet-busting GOATs)7. Eternal Fire (woxic 16000 DPI god, LANTARES the King of Turkey)8. MongolZ (mzinho is impossible to hate)9. MOUZ (torszi single-handedly carrying)10. Failcons (kyxsan and Magisk offset NiKo's chokes)Honorary mentions:11. 3DMAX (Graviti shit-talk GOD)12. GamerLegion (REZ the prehistoric aura, ZTR the maniac aura)13. Astralis (device still got it)14. Complexity (Grim... Took a massive hit with T.c the IDGAF GOAT getting kicked)15. Virtus.pro
>>1703407>12. GamerLegion (REZ the prehistoric aura, ZTR the maniac aura)forgot about Tauson obliterating the entire nation of China with a single technical pause, that really shoots them into top 8 at the very least
Scripted
>>1703407>Theseus' Faze Clan >#3 Auracan't really mention faze magic and that lineup in the same breath. It was already on life support before bringing in botlige but that whiny baby's bald head has thrown team aura into negatives. midkey and fr0zen are npc slavshit whos.
>>1703435as long as karrigan and rain are on the team, and as long as broky has at least one bullshit clutch pulled off, they won't fall out of top 5, though I do agree that frozen and EliGE are negative influence
>>1703424pretty good script but my favorite one is >mouz makes it to the melbourne final but lose again>get knocked out before the final in rivals and everyone thinks the honeymoon is over>they 2-0 vitality in the austin final
>>1703297I've never seen a more 50/50 passing on of the looks genes.
>>1703444checkedspinx won
>>1703449true lol
You do realize that FaZe got Elige because he sort of looks like ropz
>>1703457he doesn't
>>1703457gay polish ropz on chemo
>>1703465Just say american
>>1703465>ropz on chemothats just normal ropz
>>1703478i don't recall mentioning hispanics in my post
I feel like some of you don't realize just how dire the situation is for faze. The Elige pickup wasn't just a massive blunder in that they let go of a one of a kind player in ropz, but Elige is going to passive aggressively whine his way into making Faze into a knockoff of the version of Liquid that was successful (which itself was a knockoff of goatstralis). Elige WILL kill the team and he will probably do some snake shit like trying to get karrigan and/or rain kicked in the process. He's a toxic asset if you will, a bad apple.
>>1703506Liquid was never successful, I'm tired of this meme.
>>1703449I think that's his stepfather, but they do look alike
>>1703511at the time they were in a league of their own above everybody else, there was just another league of their own team also above them. They still won trophies and a grandslam, they were just overshadowed by the greatest team of all time.
Niko Austin Major 2025It's coming
less likely than jame major in 2025 lol
>>1703524
>>1703524Praying for G2 to win Austin.
Vitality are now top 5 org in history of CS by prize money, overtaking fnatic and Liquid with this win.
zygoat now has giga cultural impactmanletsnake ETERNALLY BTFO
>>1703506europoorans are so weirdelige was on col for a year and a half, a joke team that he singlehandedly made relevant, and there were 0 roster changes
>>1703547what's the cultural impact
>>1703547winning mickey mouses doesnt mean cultural impact faggot
>>1703547>>1703570Both of you are wrong, simultaneously.
>>1703581yeahthe paris major has cultural impact, but as a novelty the way the london major does, not boston
>>1703582boston was also mickey mouse faggot
1703584cope
>>1703584[this post originated from a riyadh ip. our sensors also detected that the fingers typing it were trembling with rage]
niko here posting amongus kek
Every tournament won by a team I don't like is Mickey Mouse tier.
>>1703591Also I don't like any teams.
>>1703584beyond retarded take
fragadelphias are the only real tournamentsand only the ones actually in philadelphia
>>1703592based hackusator schizo
>>1703592(except 2014-15 fnatic)
I think we can all agree that this upcoming pgl is a complete mickeymouse tourney.... actually 0 t1 teams attending
>>1703616Are the teams still doing that gay protest sponsored by ESL cartel? It's a $1.25 mil tournament why the fuck are they skipping
>>1703592Nobody in this thread actually roots for every team, we're all just here to shit talk regardless of whoever's playing.
>>1703606based
stewies grindinhe's comin for zywoo
>>1703621It seems like it.Wonder when it will sink in for the teams like navi or g2 that refusing to go to these just means no trophies for them this year,I don't really mind it though. having all teams there every event makes for stale matchups.
>>1703672>just means no trophiesMore than that teams that aren't already at the top might end up regretting itNavi and g2 very nearly fell out of the Stage 3 invite range (top 6 eu). G2 only leads faze by 5 pointsI don't know if decay will affect this enough to flip it because hltv's major invite predictor is down right now tho
>wake up>3-2 fucking nice, vit era will end faster than expected
>>1703678Bro? That 13-0 inferno rape? Vitality era is never ending
region abusers trying to ruin chinas chances for majorhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2381137/rare-atom-vs-hotu-pgl-astana-2025-asia-closed-qualifier
>>1703692haha theyre getting raped
>>1703692Can't believe even Russia is on Mongolia's side
>>1703694they use radar
>>1703699get raped
>>1703700your fuckboy alistar will get raped next match by boros and bibu
I'm actually excited for this retard shitter fest known as PGL Bucharest. Can Falcons win? How good is FaZe? And other questions.
>>1703706get rapedx2
Vitality has a 15 match win streak Mouz has lost 4 times in last 15 matches and all four are to vitality
didnt expect to see boros vs alistar tonight
>>1703722chills
>>1703732Fuck off, i remember your shit jjk leak
>>1703737what are you talking about
>>1703706>#1 chinese team losing to literal who russians>nonpros with plane tickets bought by a player's dad vs a team with 2 players who made major playoffs there's no way for you to come out ahead here desu
>>1703743>plane tickets bought by a player's dadholy soul
>>1703739chills meme came from jjk after a leaker said "chills" about the next chapter and it turned out to be completely ass. Everyone started saying it ironically after that.
>>1703743respect mou coach tho
>>1703743>plane tickets bought by a player's dadKassad has children?
>>1703762Hooxi is his son, hence why he hates him.
WHO COULD HAVE THOUGHT that CHINA will lose to MOU (c) and DUKEFISSURA just to DODGE AUSSIECHADSSHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR! After that Great Wall of China from LVG nonetheless...SHAME ON CHINA!
didn't this retard get kicked from two teams for showing up late and generally not giving a fuck
>>1703776Sounds based to me.
>>1703776yes>3 months ago...>joins a Russian 2v2 tournament>20 minutes before his first match, he says that he has conflict schedule with his tier 500 mix and gotta dip>actually doesn't appear there either
if boros had the work ethic he'd be still in tier 1
heccu a shit
>check hltv scorebox>australian team getting rape by issaa and boroslol
>>1703789was he ever in T1? with monte? didn't last long. is he even a t1 player? falcons took him because he's a middle easterner
>check hltv match archive>chinese team raped by literal whos from yakutialmao
fnatic era was better than astralis era, also they won more evets than astralis did, why is everybody nutglazing astralis?
Hey guys is there a reason we stopped directly responding to each other?
>>1703804im not going to reply to this alistar dickrider give him the attention he wants
shes horrible man
>>1703804there are a lot of sensitive zoomers and that's how they cope getting btfo
>>1703800fnatic ruled an era where nobody knew what they were doing except clicking headsastralis ruled an era with professional teams all trying to crack the game
what a nice server for me to play on from sydney, surely it will make for a great match
>>1703823>TPG
>>1703825dot com dot au
>>1703822fnatic ruled an era where the game was mostly played on the servers by 10 players and not outside the servers with fancy tactical staff and mental coaches.
>>1703823>>1703825TPG actually have their own cable to guam, and it's still 300 pingIt's just so dumb
>>1703827hey I'm not trying to take anything away from themjust telling you why people often have a higher regard for the astralis era
>>1703823>>1703831I remember I think it was Winterfox when they had an Australian team had to play from there to NA because the org fucked them over.
>>1703835just danedog propaganda
who you got?
flyshitshitterfi
>>1703840almost all entertaining teamscould be the best tournament so far
>>1703844this year*
>>1703840why do spirit boycott PGL events when they've rigged their major in china for them? that's not very nice.
>>1703840
>>1703859pain might upsetfavorites win the rest
>>1703859oof those hoursrip
lotta people complain about cs2 awp but don't come to the solution: cs2 autosniper >b-but its 250 more i might have to skip a incendiary (that Ts run right through now)
>>1703866no, the solution is a flashbangthe real thing pros aren't doing is buying a negev ct side to block executes
>>1703860Yes, but in g2 vs gl favorite is gl
>>1703860pain will not upset. only one that isnt a squashmatch is gayze vs asstralis
>>1703859moggerlegion wins, chalk otherwise
i just did a niko heaven nuke
tiny apEX interview:>[Regarding trash-talk, IDGAF. B1ad3 said that things 3DMAX say and do are offensive, but I think that what we have in our matches is fairly normal. jL didn't shake XANTARES' hand because he didn't like him shooting bodies, but I don't see anything special with that. Everyone can shoot my dead body, I'll just shoot your alive bodies in return.>I really want to learn Russian. I don't have time for it, but if I could, I'd love to scream at opponents in Russian.
>>1703939blade is right about 3Dmax, this is too much, it's in french, nobody understands it but it's too much.
>>1703944>frenchman 1: fuck your mum, faguet>frenchman 2: fuck your mum in return, faguet>ukrainian social justice warrior: REEEEEE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND OFFENSYIV
>>1703950>OFFENSYIVkek
>>1703950no but 3Dmax do it to other teams, not only against vitality and vitality didn't insult their mothers. also the french coach insulting magisk of looking like he has down syndrome I mean come on bro.
>>1703960valorant player
>>1703962you can't write valorant without valor
>>1703969yea i read that thread too and the comment that you stole the joke from
>>1703969404'd?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381130/wildcard-vs-m80-pgl-astana-2025-north-america-closed-qualifierhuge
trvke
>>1704004so simple is useless?
>>1704004who
>>1704009>>1704011kys zoomers
>>1704013I mean there is still a huge base below it
>>1704013did he play source or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kuc-ikft_0
>>1704044s0mplebros, zywoo surpassed us in yet another category...
>leave Vitality to us
>>1704044>C9 won Boston in 2018>Liquid had the insane IGS runVGH when NA CS was a thing
remider that krieg era makes all the trophies won during that period obsolete.
>>1703960>also the french coach insulting magisk of looking like he has down syndromeuhh hello... based department?
>>1704073NRG/EG was also great 2019-2020 and Gen.G looked good right before Covid too. Those were the days...
If there are DEI major spots for yellow fellows then why aren't there also DEI major spots for sub-saharan africa and women?
>>1704105they have no money
>>1704114neither do most of the orgs trying to qualify in any region. all this shit is run by gambling anyway. If money and profit was the main motive then there wouldn't be a female cs scene at all.
>>1704122trying to appeal to women makes sense, it's a rich unexploited market.
>>1704132>trying to sell mascara to men makes sense, it's a rich unexploited market
>>1704134damn, I just got btfo'd.
>>1704094we're now in the ak peek era, making all cs2 trophies obsolete
Pros didn't even know how to play cs until prime astralis so anything before that doesn't count either
>>1704134the thing is the anon who replied isn't even off target of what hair-brained marketing cunts think. they want to mold demographics to products rather than the other way around.
>>1703763not quite
>>1704146okay so what specific handful of t1 tournaments do count?
when applying rigorous scrutiny, the refined gentleman of cs is forced to conclude that the only legitimate csgo major trophy was raised at the ELEAGUE Boston tournament.
>>17041522020 was the only real year of csno crowd distraction, no masked footsteps or nades, no nerves getting in the way, pure cs. that fnatic, big, heroic, eg, navi, and astralis are the best teams of all time
>>1704153>rigged home advantage tournament, scripted for maximum drama
>>1704153tsar trvka
>rigged home advantage tournament, scripted for maximum drama
Hot Take: Virtus Pro will win the Austin Major.
>>1704044Imagine cutting the graph off at 20. Fucking pussies
>>1704171sperg
>>1704164I have them winning bucharest but unless they get the most mickey mouse run ever it ain't happening
>>1704173clean the frog juice off your bussy playa
>>1704171actually they cut the graph off at about 26, with it measuring accurately up to 25
>>1704147>hair-brainedwhat do u think this means
>>1704171ok I understand the astralis era meme now
>>1704171Nipper
>>1704171god damn, my plumber league unc goats
>>1704044didn't NiP have a head start in CSGO, like they had early access to the game and pracced it before any other team? or something like that.i remember that talking point from way back, but not what it was exactly.
>>1704189other teams just chose to stay on 1.6 or source longer
>>1704189they just went all in
>>1704189yes, they even gave the devs feedback and they play tested most changes kek
post cs opinions that will have you like thisI think CS2 is better than CSGO
is it just me are cs players retarded?i think dota players have like +10 iq over cs players.
>>170422030
>>1704220>i think dota players have like +10 iq over cs players.this is easily debunkable:a) dota 2 is 90% russia, way more than cs2. one look at their pro scene should tell you enough.b) smart people wouldn't be asshurt about league of legends existing for 15 years straight nowc) the game is so dogshit compared to the release you actually have to be brain-damaged and devoid of self-respect to continue playing it in year 2025
>>1704189no one wanted to play csgo b4 skins update, the game was shite compared to 1.6/source
>>170422010 years ago sure, but smart people quit after 7.00 and based people quit after they reworked techies into a cookie cutter mage
>>1704241it's not that dota players are smart. it's that cs players are retarded.dota 2: 100 iqcs2: 90 iq
>>1704220cs requires more diverse skills than dota
>>1704248i dont think so
>>1704249I don't even know what dota is, I just want to defend my game
>>1704220I dunno I've never played Dota because it's far too tranime adjacent. Up until recently I would say cs had the most "jock" pros. Some guys like freakazoid were genuinely sub average intelligence, but generally there were lots of guys who played sports and had a testosterone level higher than a 10yo girl. Now the scene is becoming dominated by the typical slavbugs and other assorted fatsos and twinks so its probably the same as dota.
>>1704251>guys like freakazoidone guy. most always looked like this.
>>1704251>Up until recently I would say cs had the most "jock" prosreally oozes testosterone, yeppers
>>1704253nah, the greatest cs team of all time had 2 semi-pro athletes. cs always had more bros playing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-SpLHl-DFo
>>1704253>>1704255most != all. test above 10yo girl != hulking adonisalso you cherrypicked one guy who was bullied by the whole scene for being particularly fat and ugly.
>>1704257>>1704259mega cope
>>1704259>also you cherrypicked one guyand you cherrypicked one roid retard that played 2 lans in his careerfor one blameRoid there's 10 skelet0NESYs and 20 just average guys like dupreeh>>1704257>the greatest cs team of all time had 2 semi-pro athletesand two most dominant teams of 2021, gambit and navi, had a singular guy with an average healthy build
>>1704214Me and who
>>1704257LMAO
>>1704276time destroys everything
>>1704277he was like 25 there
>>1704278polish years
>>1704220dota is a terrible game and quitting was the best decision i ever made (i still jerk off to templar assassin though)
>>1704253what's wrong with this?
>>1704261>>1704266>cs used to have more bros, not all but more. after the online era it's almost entirely fat fucks and spergsthis is obviously and incontrovertibly true, I don't think you were around back then if you disagree. it's not just physical, it's mental and interpersonalhttps://www.hltv.org/ranking/teams/2017/december/25look at the top 10 teams here. what% are spergs? probably 50-100% more in the current top 10what% have played a team sport in their lives?
Never forget that the captain of the team that revolutionized Dota 2 got heemed by a fat fuck Counter Strike "esports journalist"
>>1704295REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED
>>1704295loda didn't do shit he was the chopper of alliance and bulldog was donk
>>1704312who is the eternalenvy of counter strike (the true mastermind who was stabbed in the back and relegated to a career of disappointment)?
>>1704287that top perfectly captures what "plumber and bricklayer era" meansold (25+) shitters with decent physiques who play 2.5k elo cs and thus have time for exercise and eating healthymeanwhile young players like donk, zywoo, m0nesy dedicate their lives to cs, and thus are lightyears above anyone from 8 years ago
>>1704321>and thus are lightyears above anyone from 8 years agobut sacrifice their health for that*
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC-URcMTIHE
bricklayer era was and is the sovl of cs. we are a few boomer retirements away from this whole peesport being a gay bug game.
>>1704324sick of people self-promoting in these threads
>>1704287no fnx no major
>>1704330what's wrong with posting content from top players? sure there is always the mandatory skins ad but come one it's not some non pro cs retard giving his opinion.
>>1704330exceptions can be made for carrygod, though I doubt he's in here promoting his content to the 4 or so spergs lurking the thread atm
>>1704337it was a joke niggano way karrigan would actually post in this cesspool
>>1703234>I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world...
>>1704343ok sorry for autism
>>1703234>I did it>I'm now part of the worlds best team>but at what cost?
>>1704346it's okay i forgive you karrigan
>>1704347about $0 due to his contract with faze running out
>>1704348*facial twitching intensifies*
>>1704347knowing you will never ever win a mvp when zywoo is in your team must hurt. he was even asked what he thought about zywoo and he had to glaze him. it must be tiresome.
>>1704321yeah but the dirty secret is that you don't actually need perfect cs to be entertained. the game may evolve further still and make current matches look deprecated in the future, but you don't know it nowI would trade the development of the game, maybe back to mid-astralis era, for players with personalities and passion. michael jordan wasn't just the goat for his play, he was a cultural figure. the most you'll ever learn about a current pro as a person is that they jack off to japanese adult video clips on twitter
>>1704360>I would trade the development of the gamedidn't read furthergo and entertain yourself with 2k elo matches on faceit with colorful personalities like ohnepixel fl0m and overdrive, this is the Esports Discussion thread, not "muh aura" wank
>>1704358Ropz plays in a way that leads me to believe he's mature enough to take it in stride and give credit where it is due. If you wanted to be a start player like that you'd get ch0k0 syndrome where you just wouldn't join vitality because you wouldn't be the sole star fragger. Saying somebody is better than you at something is not glazing, especially not if its inarguably true.
>>1704363do you think people would care the exact same amount about real sports if everyone played in masks for undisclosed teams of no origin and there was 0 press?>not "muh aura" wankwhat team and players do you support? I'm hypothesizin that there's a reason you're this worked up
>>1704367people generally don't want to go back to larry birds and baby ruths and peles and schumachers in real sports because people appreciate people pushing the boundaries further>there's a reason you're this worked upyou're wishing for the scene to stagnate and actively degrade back into "lol you can line up grenades?" level because you have a crush on extroverted men, all sane cs2 fans would get worked up over this trash take
>>1704214>CS2 is better than CSGO>opinion
>>1704371>people generally don't want to go backlmfao I knew you didn't watch real sports, the nba is drowning in a deluge of "the game is way worse because it's just about jacking up 3pt shots and every team plays the same," baseball had the three true outcomes, they fucking patched the game of baseball to make it easier to steal bases to amp up the excitement>people appreciate people pushing the boundaries furthersometimes the boundaries being pushed isn't so great, and sometimes pushing the boundaries costs too much
>>1704379does no one shoot at all in the green region?
>>1704388not much, often only out of desperationlayups and dunks right at the rim are efficient and high likelihood, 3pt shots are lower percentage but higher reward, thus still efficient
I understand appreciating the highest levels of a sport for what it is regardless of who's competing, I've never watched a sport/game before actually competing in it myself and taking things I see pros doing and trying to replicate it myself. But beyond that there still has to be a personal stake in the game for you to really enjoy it, which is why gambling has gone hand in hand with arenas and sports since we have written records for it. If you aren't gambling on a match and you don't care about the teams on any level beyond purely technical and analytical, then you'd get just as much joy out of analyzing a demo from two months ago than the most recent game between two of the teams who aren't the best at cs. >>1704379and yes just like this guy said. MMA is an incredibly young sport and we have already reached the point where people are getting fed up with the fact that it has matured in to a proper sport instead of having fighters in a cage who want to FIGHT their opponents we have athletes trying to win an MMA bout by whatever meta or scoring criteria is most effective at the moment. Most of the audience is nostalgic for by gone eras even though technically everybody in the sport is much better now.
>>1704379>lmfao I knew you didn't watch real sportsI haven't seen a single "human being" (someone not from bronzil) that wants to trade current talent for old boomers in football or formula 1>sometimes pushing the boundaries costs too muchI am willing to trade people like you who watch sports for men with a sidegig in entertainment for more and more things that I will never be able to achieve in this game, thank you
>>1704395>I haven't seen a single "human being" (someone not from bronzil) that wants to trade current talent for old boomers in footballreally?I don't watch povertyball but I remember a lot of people bitching about how pep ruined the sport, how the best days of the sport were behind itthe world cup also gets 10x the viewership that the champion's league does, hmm>formula 1gee I wonder why the "sport" that's "who can build a better car" would focus on progress
>>1704396>the world cup also gets 10x the viewership that the champion's league does, hmmi do wonder what will bring more views in cs2:yurostack #1 vs yurostack #2orteam russia (donk, m0NESY, FL1T, boombl4, perfecto) vs team denmark (magisk, teses, device, karrigan, jabbi)
>>1704395>I haven't seen a single "human being" (someone not from bronzil) that wants to trade current talent for old boomers in footballhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/pacey%20ngubu%7Cngubus/
>>1704403you gotta think biggerrussia vs ukraine grudge matchjiejiehao with the lebanese, palestinian, iraqi, jordanians vs team israel
ngl if someone told me a french would be the GOAT of CS over a russian, dane or swede i wouldnt believe it
>>1704421>goat of cswhat is that, csgo? simple the goat of csgo...
>>1704421that would be crazy if it happened
>>1704423yea s0mple the GOAT of CSGO who won 4 majors in his era
>majors"..."
>>1704421mvps and hltv awards are a thing, but zywoo lacks behind in terms of performances in majors
>>1704430ez
>>1703234>>1704347
>>1704454broky wasn't the one who needed fixing :/
>>1704438Deluded fans of an equally deluded alcoholic and narcotics user have invented the newest cope -- MAJOR performances! We are going to ignore how Nicolai Reedtz gets crowned as the undisputed Greatest of All Time, of course, and focus on the fact that Jupiterwoo is much better against much better opposition yet again!Of course, I have to clarify that s0mple's rating includes plumber era majors...
>>1704454Grape-kun...
>>1704459bro I'm a zywoo fan and he has poor major playoff performances
>>1704459it's a shame you can't farm dogshit teams all the way into the final, and the choke dropoff vs top teams always has to hit in the playoffswellunless the major happens to be in paris and there aren't any real teams in the playoffs
Burgerbros who we rootin for at Austin? I think we should go with Faze.
>>1704472goatlige of course
>>1704472will liquid get booed for being canadians?
>>1704472M80 > Wildcard = Faze >>>>> Everyone Else >>>>>>>>>>> L*quid
>>1704467As per usual with p1mple fans, they now try and move the goalposts while pretending to be illuminated about Platowoo's clear dominance!>>1704469Fitting of his idol, this fan now exhibits the behavior of a passive-aggressive woman from Human Resources!Of course, he also decides not to mention that during the last CS:GO major, peak of competition, Oleksandr Kostylev had an impressive... 1.07 rating? Seems like the GOAT of CS:GO went well with Saturnwoo's cheese and wine!
>>1704474Yes!>>1704476Liquid will get boo'd for being liquid.>>1704480M80 and Wildcard are EU though, Faze is also technically EU but they're sovlfvlly NA. If you see someone throw a bottle of water at l*quid, just know it was me.
in 5 years, simple will be viewed like kennys in viewed today:>bro imagine if he didn't quit he'd be like the goat of all time damn valve ruined awp...
can we ban the weird insecure esls from the thread, they're killing the vibe
>we>bango back
>>1704489top 20 best players of all time have english as their 2nd language
>>1704489press 2 gringo
>>1704495elige
>>1704501Doesn't crack top 20
KINGwoo won.
>>1704507Beautiful girlfriend, loving supportive mother, great team that loves him, humble, always positive -- Emperorwoo is, indeed, the ultimate CS winner.
>>1704503players who have ever placed hltv top 4:donk, m0nesy, ropz, ax1le, sh1ro, elige, zywoo, elec, rain, fer, niko, s1mple, fallen, cold, device, guardian, olof, snax, pasha, flusha, dosia, shox, f0rest, gtrplayers who have more hltv top 20 appearances than elige:ropz, dupreeh, s1mple, niko, deviceyou can't just dismiss it out of hand
junior would be a top 20 all time player if not for anti-anglo country discrimination
>>1704521no, it was the fecal parasites rotting his brain, killed his decision making and reflexes
>>1704522what the fuck
obo would be a top 20 all time player if not for european mkultra psyops
>>1704524are these the actions of a man with intact mental faculties?
>>1704524would a non-diseased normal pro, once recruited to save furia, whiff a spray like this?
>>1704522>>1704530>>1704532damn... remember a time before pussy ruined you? I was playing lego, cs, and guitar. Suddenly girls was the most important thing in the worldIf I could slap some sense into my 14 yo self, it'd be to become a better person before just trying to fuck better women instead
>>1704522the real jLegend
>>1704438True, as a ZywOo fan i also think it's the only "hole" in his CS resumehe was robbed of playing 4 majors though, 2020 had zero, 2021 and 2023 hd only one, so kinda unlucky, he could have won double in 2023, they were firmly the best team at the end of the year.
>>1704522kek this diseased prostitute deleted her twitter account
junior's got a cursed Amerimutt name "Paytyn".
>BLAST Rivals Monterrey moved to CopenhagenYay another boring Denmark studio event let's fucking go
don't watch m80 vs wc it's grim
cs legacy is gonna rape cs2's corpse
>>1704601(the game, not the player)
>>1704584does it matter where studio events are held?
>>1704606peaks at 300 players
Niko 1 Major
>>1704624which one?
>>1704630Yalla Ulaanbaatar
>>1704630Jebaited
https://www.dust2.us/news/59644/esea-advanced-s53-fast-track-qualifier-embroiled-in-cheating-scandalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtJiNWYX8E
Team GUCCI:+Jame+jks (IGL)+donk+ZywOo+s1mple+nexa (c)
new skinslop is up3 collections, train 2025 and a new case
>case called radiantkek
>>1704668You're supposed to link the update and say it's nothing
10 billion dollar awp just dropped
>anime skin>red awp>red ak>pink a1s>vaguely yapanese shit>futuristic slop for pistolsoh my science how original
>>1704668best skin in the update
This game needs "AWP eco" skin
>>1704677maybe not eco, but something bank and money relatedyou know, savings and shit
>>1704678AWP eco is funny because it's absurd
>Banana on Inferno widened in new CS2 update>The pixel gap at Coffins was removed, several spots on Train and Inferno were simplified for visibility, and new skins were added in the latest update.Inferno- Adjusted Banana to more closely match the size of the CS:GO version- Simplified background behind T ramp- Simplified view into Pit- Simplified background of Bombsite B- Removed step on sides of Arch hallway- Removed pixel gap at Coffin- Adjusted crates on steps up to balcony so players step up reliably- Adjusted or removed props throughout map- Adjusted Player and Grenade collision throughout mapTrain- Fixed a bug where player shadows would render through windows above A main- Fixed some holes in the world- Simplified back wall by door to Z- Simplified background by upper B entrance- Shortened overhead roof rail in A site, to make it easier to throw utility into site- Replaced see-through grating on catwalk outside of Z door- Replaced see-through fences at top if Ivy with solid version- Simplified brick wall by Ivy- Fixed grenade collision on upper B arch
YOOO KARAMBIT TIGER TOOTH GOES CRASSZY VALVE DONT MISS
Imperial FE are still almost top 50 without winning a single relevant game after a quarter of a year
>>1704728w00t w00t (in the b00t)
>>1704738what's your point do you think they should be higher or lower? they will keep decaying as intended
>>1704759>as intendednope, they haven't had an fe cs event to farm money and lan wins yet. there's a $250k lan in may that will bump them right back uphttps://www.hltv.org/events/8232/esl-impact-league-season-7-finalsalso if they were more unethical they would reject the invites to these t2 events like the yalla qatar qualifier, they could slow the decay down a lot
>>1704759my point was that i think the decay doesn't work well enough imo, at best they should be like top 100 or something, they literally only won vs unranked female teams and EcoWarriors lmao
>>1704766basically thisi think the system can be abused by a solid tier 2 team just skipping many events and hitting big on one small LAN or CCT or something like that and voila you're in touching distance of an RMR spot again.
>>1704766>there's a $250k lan in may that will bump them right back upso they might get invites to regular events and if they do good they get more points and if they lose they go back down, what's wrong with that?
i shat myself again
>>1704668>>1704671where do you check new skins after an update drops?
>another night of stew coping on stream after losingkino
>>1704790t. jltard
>Printmeme
>>1704801Has he ventured into legit lolcow territory?His stream is incredibly boring, he's an asian wigger playing non stop mumble rap and himself is barely understandable.Did the shithead even get on a Valorant pro team?
Why do fans of other games come into the cs2 thread and shit it up?
NAbros, what the fugwhy is NRG jobbing to snav and fruitcup
>>1704830>fruitcupalready solved by freakzoid
>>1704801I don't understand why Wildcard even got this guy, RIGHT before the Major. like phzy was nothing special but still 100x times better, he was the best rated player in the squad i think, it's obvious they have minimal chances with stewie. WTF???
>>1704820after they won dallas and all he could talk about after was dissing the team or excuses for why he played bad marked the end for him im afraid >>1704833I thought it was a stand in because phzy got screwed by customs or something. horrible timing man
>>1704834ah, okay then, thanks. i saw they made some promo video or whatever with stew so i thought he was legitimately a replacement.>after they won dallas and all he could talk about after was dissing the team or excuses for why he played bad marked the end for him im afraid lmao i remember back then somebody said in the thread he gave a hilarious post match interview, like shitting on Niko's calls or something like that. don't remember if it was the final or some game before, i actually wanna see that now, i completely forgot about it until now.
>>1704800The website
>>1704830the power of racism
oseebros...
Many think because Freakazoid is a large, steroid abusing man with a look that says he can't be more than 100iq. And that because he is high all the time on stream and has no control over his emotions. And because he screams at randoms for not reading his mind in round 4 and then tilts for the rest of stream... that he isnt always right. Right about shroud, right about s1mple, right about fruitcup. I eagerly await his next stream.
>>1704714I really hope they remove all the overhanging arches and just open up the skybox like in GO. I'm not even claustrophobic but that shit pisses me off.
>>1704728Didn't we already have these skins on these knives or am I tripping?
>>1704804Awp printstream, ump ko factory and tec9 whiteout are the only decent skines in this update.
https://fixupx.com/ropz/status/1906880148412006547
But you aren't ready for that conversation
>>1704842but i only see 2 out of 5 new collections - the new case and the train collection, where's the new drops?
>>1704865i liked the USP
>>1704888Why would you ever use a separate game to train when cs has prefire maps and community DM idk
>>1704885ZyGODbros we eating good
>>1704901Aim training has gotten incredibly autistic (pic). But anyways the general idea is that you can train the weak aspects of your aim much much more efficiently than just dming. Breaking it down into individual pieces lets you fix the weakest link and become way more consistent and confident in your aim in a much shorter timespan
>>1704911holy autism
>>1704911Has a pro player ever talked about using these? Ive seen a youtuber who brags about their god-mode aim with these and then are lvl8
This general single handedly kept /vm/ from being shut down, you heard it here first.
>>1704935>In order to maximize productivity and eliminate abuse, the Department of 4chan Efficiency is reorganizing certain 4chan boards.Is it true?
>>1704936/n/ got shut down man
>>1704937>/o/ wonBASED
>>1704935Quick awaken the chink.
China needs to create its own scene if it wants any chance of competing on the international stage, whether they are better than AUS teams or not (hint: they never are)
Dexter here, I've decided to do an AMA in this thread. Feel free to ask me anything.
>>1704932elige had an aim coach review his demos and give him feedback on over/underflicks and coaching and shit
>>1704937>>1704938Which boards were cut?
>>1704943How do I become a gigachad like you?
>>1704943Why do you hate the Chinese so much Sexter?
this is how real people celebrate victory not like the NPCs such as ropz and fraudality
>>1704967tatum of cs on god
>>1704969Who is that hairy man wearing an Elige jersey?
>>1704935we're next on the chopping block
>>1704994
>>1704996see>>>/vrpg/>>>/vst/
>>1704997I did yeah
So what's the point of this shit anyway? To force everyone onto the shittest boards?
>>1705029combo boards maybe
/vm/ is being shut down in order to add flags.
>>1705044Imagine the ass pain.
Are we back?
you miggas see that drunk s0mple griefing a faceit pug? kek that dude's life is down the drain
>>1705095How long until his Ferrari becomes a StatTrak Ferrari?
>mods denied us discussing the biggest news of the year
>>1705095where?>>1705111IS RAEL CHECK HLTV
>>1705111Oh no no no no no no what now?
Glad to be back
we are so back
we are so back lilbrosbe honest how many times did you open this thread out of force of habit?
>>1705111>>1705132>>1705155Can't believe I fell for this retardation, this shit genuinely had me excited.
grimothy
I hope PGL does more talent unique to them in the future.
>>1705235>anders zews combohuh?
>>1705236What about it? An experienced guy like Anders to ease zews into the job probably makes him a lot better a lot quicker. Plus we need a new caster duo to rise up and banish Scrawny and launders back to Blast where they belong.
>>1705238Just not expected at all. Hopefully they get to cast a liquid game
lets go complexity
>>1705241If the article on hltv is right about the siuhy move he'll be playing in Bucharest. They could definitely have some fun with that.
>>1705242why the fuck did they sign these guys? joke of an org
>>1705242Big VRS points on the line. In messioso's plan we trust.
>hallzerk 1-7
Your thoughts on the newest Spreddit cope?
>>1704967planned t shirt under his navi jersey to not be bare chested when he celebratespointing gesture at himself as if he was le goat and we couldn't see it.recent eliminations he say they have a better playbook that the others, he only lost because of bad timing and firepower issuesscolds his teammates who prpose ideas after winning roundshe's a little shit, the only good guys in this team is iM
>>1705235>zews casting liquid gameswe will be there
anons, did you hear what s0mple did? haha
https://x.com/BLASTEsports/status/1907345136637333608>We’ve launched a joint venture with @R1SEWorldwide, a subsidiary of @RIL_Updates — India’s largest private sector company — to help accelerate esports growth across the region.>As part of this, BLAST will open a state-of-the-art production studio and new offices in India, joining our global hubs in London, Copenhagen, and Berlin. India will be key to our growth across Asia >Why India?>- 600M+ gamers>- One of the fastest-growing esports audiences>- Officially recognised as part of India’s multi-sports framework>- Huge appetite for high-quality competitive gamingone step closer to Indian major
>>1705287they gonna close it in 2026
>>1705262kwab
>>1705095noooooooooooooooo we're going to cancel you for leaving a faceit match
No..........how can you leave a single ranked match..........................
>>1705300>>1705303typical hohol behavior desu
Oh the humanity! He played CS drunk!
why does s1mple cause so much seethe?
>>1705309he's the cr7 of CShe wished to be the messi of CS, but this is zywoo. donk is haaland.
>FIVE GAMES OF IMPFE RAPE TODAYKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1705307Why are people oppressing me?
>>1705312S1mple is in Fatal Fury?
>>1705317we shall be watching
Anyone has this s0mple photo with bottle instead of trophy?
a morbidly obese person can never ever be the goat btw
we're cheering for women btw
>>1705317i think it's just two today
every time I watch an impFE game I am harshly reminded that pistol round is a meme
isn't 9 pandas supposed to be decent for a t2 team?
>>1705363get a hold of yourself simp, they won a pistol and a low econ roundnow watch the rape play out now that pandas have fullbuys for the rest of the half
>>1705366uh...
>>1705363not really, being 6-8th best team in russia is kind of mid even for a t2 team1. spirit2. vippy3-4th. parivision botboom5th. nemiga6-8th. gun5, aurora, 9pandas
All women should be killed.
zaaz 3k goating on these shitters
women would be winning if it wasn't 4v5
322.... iykyk
Womenbros... Our girls are suffering :(
>>1705367rape
zaaz is better than you at counter strike 2
>>1705388yeah, but only because we don't have chances to train with tier 1 teams
>>1705388I can go 19-15 though
>>1705393have you ever done that vs 9 pandas?
>>1705395I could do it against every panda in the world.They're a gay retarded animal that's too dumb to fuck.
>yalla cqs give $2500 for the winlol this is retarded
https://www.hltv.org/news/41338/blast-announnce-rivals-s1-team-list
mmm very nice complexity
>>1705423Australia won
If you still have doubts about IMPERIAL FE not belonging to the scene, you're just a hater.They made us sweat, they shoot very strong.Put some respect on their name, they made it here fair and square, give them a couple of years, more experience and they'll be a threat
chudlexity
a little questionnaire do you play ranked cs2?do you bet money on these matches?
The chuds over on hltv are making fun of /ourgirls/ bros...
NEW THREAD: >>1705445
>>1705094>Are we back?Yeah, I'm thinking we're back(NiP, not /cs2g/)
>>1705044>chinknon's face when nobody is australian
>>1705226april fools :^)
>>1705287LFG
>>1705312CR7 is likeable and well respected lil bro. Don't you dare compare p0mple to him ever again.
>>1705343The fatter the goat the better the taste.
Alright so ENCE are finally gonna qualify for a LAN for the first time since Elisa Masters, nice
>>1705607>CR7 is likeable and well respectelel noone likes tryhards anon
>joel handed lifetime ban by ESICHeh.
