>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.Previous thread: >>56471519TQHow does husbando get his buzz. Is he a coffee drinker? an energy drink kinda guy? Alcohol or something stronger? Or is he the sorta guy who gets high on life
Ah. yes. This thread is off to a wonderful start.Ingo dinks his coffee straight black no cream no sugar.Emmet would add so much cream and sugar, that you could just baaaaarely make out a subtle hint of coffee
Starts a day with a cup of high end imported coffee, drinks various sorts of expensive tea throughout the day and huffs psychic terrain when noone's looking because he hopes it can increase his own psychic powers.
>>56508576I like to think Ingo is the one with a sweet tooth for the gap moe, but either way they're both definitely opposites in how they take their coffee.
Fresh, threadly Lance/yng appreciation post!
I wish I had a gay husband (monster).
>>56509183Don't we all
>>56508434>TQI feel like he’s more of a tea drinker than a coffee drinker, so I guess he’d get a little bit of caffeine from green tea or something. I don’t think he’d need caffeine all that much though since he’s already training at the dojo, so he probably has functional energy levels. Wakes up and goes to bed at a reasonable hour, goes outside, exercises, eats a balanced meal (the dojo feeds everybody so I like to think that it would be healthy). Coffee dehydrates you so for him it would be a once in a while thing. Like >>56508695 said, I like idea of him drinking some obscure fancy imported coffee. He’d be an insufferable tea/coffee snob. I don’t want to think about him drinking energy drinks, not because I care about his health but because I fear the person that he would become if he ever drank a monster energy, he’s already enough of a spaz as it is.
>TQWhen he's not high on his own supply of self-aggrandizing overcompensation, I imagine he spikes the hell out of his tapu cocoa for a boozy sugar rush. Actually I may give that a try myself now that the weather is turning, a little husbando drinking/bonding/coping session.
does anyone have an obscure pokemon husbando?
>>56508434>How does husbando get his buzz. Is he a coffee drinker? an energy drink kinda guy? Alcohol or something stronger? Or is he the sorta guy who gets high on lifeThe obvious answer would be to cook or prepare something healthy. Like some kinda fancy ass smoothie with spinach and chia. Or just do some exercise maybe. But I like to imagine he also drinks coffee sometimes and has been doing that since he was 12 years old or something.
>>56509556I would intentionally skip over shadow pokemon for his theme
>>56509642Forgot image
>>56508434>TQI assume he drinks both coffee (because he likes it) and tea (upbringing + health benefits). Extremely doubt he uses sugar. Kind of off topic but it's a perpetual question of mine whether he's a fan of ceremonial rituals or not.He's definitely the kind of loser who claims he's ~high on life~ and low key freaks out if he even sees drugs. Since he's always at ground level as a result, he probably gets huge endorphin rushes when he laughs genuinely, can't figure out why he feels so great, and writes it off as the power of friendship or some crap.
>warning:[extremely cursed]
>>56509882Jesus Christ you weren't kidding
>>56509882What's wrong with his feet??
If I have to save up 5 more candies to 10/10 move level them I'll fucking do it without opening my wallet even once even if it takes me until EoS, DeNA don't test me>>56508947I find it funny how everyone agrees that one of them has to be a sweet tooth and one of them has to be the opposite, whichever way around it is.
>>56509882>ignores warning>oh God my eyesWhy do I do it to myself
>>56509933Refraction of light in water
>>56509933those are his fins you bitch
>>56509969>>56508947>>56508576One is an early bird, while the other is a night owl
>>56509882i kinda see the vision... i also looked at cosplays of the pokemon men and that lance is not as cursed as this peter griffin looking steven i found
>>56510116Isn't that kind of Masters-canon? Ingo has a hard time in the morning, unlike Emmet.
>>56509882>>56510200I was not having a good time but this really cheered me up kek
>>56509647I need him to appear in another game. I want a mainline Orre region game so we can see him again or in Mastersex and make him date able
>>56510416
>>56509882uuuohh dad bod Lance ToT
>>56510454Hey, at least it's dad bod lance and not tumblr art.
>>56509606I agree, I like to think that he may also drink coffee in the mornings sometimes. I associate camping and hiking with early mornings and cups of instant coffee enjoyed as the sun is just starting to peak over the horizon, so I can imagine that he does this often or it's a habit that he gets into from camping and hiking trips. I headcanon him being a morning person for the same reasons, though I can also imagine that when he was struggling as a kid or before Mabosstiff was better, he had lots of late nights waiting for his parents to come home or researching and fretting and not getting enough sleep. Maybe it was also another reason why he skipped classes, too.
>>56509882Kek thanks for the laugh. I like those poorly-refracted feet too
>>56509882found his ig I wonder if he lurks here or knows of this here exists like he cosplays some of the husbandos posted here even rare ones like Wallace and Petrel also wtf was that bunny Larry hahangl having a bf like that would be kinda kino but he really gotta learn how to edit his pics
>>56509556I have two
monster husbands
>>56512383pocket husbands
>>56508434>TQDefinitely strikes me as an espresso/“who needs sleep?”/crash/repeat kinda guy. Falls asleep mid-repair in his gym, Flint comes in to kick him awake when a challenger comes looking for him. He usually goes through a battle half asleep, but a particularly exciting battle snaps him awake and gets his heart racing.Also seems like he’s got a six pack or other leftover assortment of beers in his fridge for when he’s in a good mood :)
>>56512409I am pocket wife. Ghetsis is half a metre taller than me
>>56513203Ghetsis is in more ways than one a monster husband so it fits
>>56513211He would break me mentally and physically and I'll still simp so hard for him
he gets to be the champion of TWO regions??
>>56514007No, he was elite four in red and blue
>>565140073 if you include my nether regions
>>56514678jesus christ kek
>>56509260>Drinks an energy drink>Starts to sporadically levitate things around him as a result
Wanna draw some volo, any ideas?
>>56515107Volo in Arceus kigurumi?Or stick him in a Togepi costume similar to those Pikachu ones (picrel) except with his face sticking out. Though 99% of that would be just drawing a big ass Togepi so not sure how fitting of an request that is (hence the spoiler) kek
>>56515107Draw him with a happy trail
>>56515877Cant say no to this>>56515156Will do!
>>56515606I love this meme template so much.
I think I've thought about him everyday for the last year
>>56517126Same except 2 years
>>56517126>>56517175Time matters not here. Only husbando. Yearn with us <3
Must acquire old man
So has anyone else bought/buy something with your husbando in mind? I have a ring I wear just for him and a necklace
>>56515863>>56515606>>56515396>>56515107>>56515023>>56514686>>56514678>>56514660
>>56517665>>56517646forgot one
>>56517665Chill out, don't start drama, let everyone appreciate their husbandos
>>56517670Why must you hate on my husbando?
>>56517684he stinky
>>56517689But that's a good thing
Volo time
>>56517716
>>56517684I think they're just too shy to ask for more Volo art directly. They even collected most Volo posts for easier viewing!
>>56517727
>>56517646I wear a necklace and bracelet for my husbando
>>56517727Don't ruin train man posting for the rest of us, I'll join in Voloposting if I have toBesides, don't be stupid, Volo is just the in-universe scapegoat, the only enemy is Masuda or whoever wrote the plot[/spoilers]
Real Voloposting hours
>>56516039How big is it and could Volo handle it
>>56517744You reckon he'd abuse the sticker feature in DPPt?
>>56517749No Volo! Only khlav kalash
>>56517646Ring and necklace, and I just bought some furniture that I do need, but also because it was from the Bromley range
I just found 3 pieces of Baron Alberto art on my hard drive.
>>56517855
>>56517858Just wanted to share.
i have to confess sisters...Stevens haircut is kinda ugly ....
>>56518023Is it a war you want?
>>56518026Bring it
>>56518035I'm ready
>>56517959Not the zoomer undercut...
>rolled Giacomo in Masters in one multi>think he's kinda cute even if he's pretty cringe but I like cringe cute autists as much as I love miserable old guysUnwanted and sudden boyfriendos are the worst I didn't ask for this
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>>56518057He's so cute in his event, I forgot how much I liked himCute pineapple
Volo is one of the best villains. Too bad that PLA has no real postgame content or proper epilogue showing what happend to this autist
>>56518089He diedHe let Giratina vore him
>>56518072>the way he yells a greeting at Hugh and Hugh just yells back happily without finding it weird at allMade me smile irl, it's so over for me. I also have an old fondness for Lear that's been reawakened somewhat. I've been collecting boyfriendos and husbandos lately because now a bunch of dudes from another series live in my head rent free, too. It's getting pretty crowded in there.
PUT HIM IN MASTERS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>56518100I', sure they're waiting until ZA so they can put Emmet inProvided GF takes advantage of the catacombs
>>56518097Kek yeah he's such a fucking dorkLear is moe as fuck, I always liked him so I'm glad more people are starting to get the appeal
>>56518096NOOOOO!
>>56518108There are dogs better bred than you, you filthy mongrel.
>>56518115>lineage and genes so pure that Cynthia basically looks like Volo but trans despite being several generations apartOof...
>>56518115Ooh you wanna kiss me so bad
I don't like the timing of the last two posts
>>56518138What you are seeing is some real cinematic shit
>>56518151that togepi has seen some things...volo be using him like a loofah sponge in the shower or some shit
The disrespect to my sweet man, this will keep going on in the next thread
fuckVolophiles won
That was the fastest thread we've had in a long time. Wild.
>>56518216the Volo lovers started it
>>56518222And ended it
>>56518222They literally didn't
Dont start shit if your not ready to lose
I hereby call a truce with the Volo fans.
>>56518266Truce
thank god they made volo only a borderline rapist and not a pokephile
>>56518280Borderline???
>>56518280Not a pokephile???
>>56518280Bro started cosplaying as Arceus so senpai would nice him wdym not a pokephile
This felt like the husbando equivalent of a rap battle
Im going to draw something special for the next thread
>>56517959The ORASS is fine, though.
This was a fast thread. I havent even had time to answer my own TQ D:
>image limitNext OP better make use of the hat.>>56517959Damn, Steven's got a huge rack.
>>56518540His nip is visible, too...
Give me a new thread question whilst I'm baking
>>56518752Maybe something related to the fact we're officially in the spooky season, or something generally fall-related>captcha: HHDOGH-hulk Hogan? Is that you!?
new bread >>56518803
