Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4th Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Youtooz figure https://youtooz.com/collections/hololive Previous Thread: >>87756089
I love my wife so much!!
>>87800274I can't wait for my Trazyn simulator run, I love collecting artifacts and excavating stuff. I hope they eventually rework Genetic and Psionic Ascension like they did with Machines and Cybernetics
Gura cute Gura cute!
Sex with a fembud.
>>87802428an untied gura just doesnt feel right to me
Ugh, my goom went everywhere. :(
Gura ugly Gura ugly!
*Chops your dick off*
Please just graduate.
>>87803150The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.
hewwowo
stream?
>>87803448in my mouth
>>87803524yeah, mine
>5 AM
Gurass
Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.
Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.
>>87803901>>87803978
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>87803901>>87803978>>87804028fuck off antis
>>87804124samen
Gura, PROVE you don't have a bush.
smell it
what's done is done it feels so badwhat once was happy now is sad
>>87804199>>87804244
are you guys gonna follow gura when she joins ame
>>87804420>*Le touché*
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>87804338only if she strips naked and shows her cunny.
I had to call in sick to the nightshift tonight. Thankfully my supe is understanding.
>>87804450>*Lo touchõ*
>>87804460Feelin alright chumbie?
>>87804460Feel better, chumbie!
>>87804460Feel worse, chumbie!
>>87804510he spent all his paycheck at round1
>>87804460Feel better, mister
>>87804546Is bowling that expensive
>>87804510Honestly, I've been better. I'll get over it though, thanks for asking.>>87804514>>87804542>>87804578Thanks buds ily
>>87804915coaster gacha is $10 a pop and the keychains are $50 each
>>87805118also $200 for the towels
>>87805118>>87805336I'm suddenly very glad that the closest one is a bit too far for me to bother with, jesas
>>87805335>>87805401I gotta re-watch Apocolypto. What a great film on the savagery of the indians.
>>87805210Nothing happened. The numbers were already posted and the chances are less than 1%.
>>87805511the towels are huge though like 7 feet long
>>87805336That's insanity. $200 for a towel? Fuck that.
>>87805336Is this real
>>87805653it's $100 ($50 towel + $50 game credits) but there are two towels
I hope when she comes back she just says "fuck it", and talks about what happened and what it was like.
MY wife
>>87805921Yeah, me. It was so good, right Gura?
>>87805921what happened where
MY Gurandma.
>>87805846That's not quite as bad.
>>87805979it's still a bit bad but you know i got both
>>87805967The weather. I bet she has lots of stories about living through bad weather.
>>87806094You're a meme.
>>87806156
Damn. They got the newbud.
i got got
I love this dummy
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
Remember when she talked about her family driving to the beach and catching these?
Day 19! Give it up for day 19!
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
>>87806578I wish she'd tell more stories like this. It's really cute.
Cookie clicker and Elden Ring are losing my interest
>>87806919Whats next for you chumbie
Gura. Gura.Gura. Gura.Gura. Gura.GO! GO!
>>87806919Play STALKER before STALKER 2 comes out.
>>87807002I was so tired that I paused the OVA I was on and fell asleep, last night. So I’m gonna finish watching them and then the movie. Yukari has really grown on me. She’s very endearing.
>>87807361Yeah most people love Yukari. For me its the student council president.
>>87807161Ok, I will. I’ve considered buying it before anyways, so I’ll take this as my sign.
Work your BODY!
>>87807471I forgot! She’s my favorite too. Gura is like a mix of her, and Mako. Lazy Brat shark
goobnighti love gura
>>87807872sleep well chumbie
>>87807361I'm more of an Erika guy. I was devastated in, well you'll find out. Yukari is a great girl however, a fine choice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRcZ_IP9uEU
I made a borgar with toast as buns, and the plastic cover of my toaster is starting to melt, the smell was pretty bad...
>>87808348
>>87808348stfu plastic toaster oven bud.
>>87808348I see. Sort of like a patty melt
>>87808630it's more than 10 years old, I should probably get a new one, burned plastic smells cancer inducing, which it probably is>>87808682it's a regular toaster for bread
>>87808682Be nice to plastictoasterovenbud…
>>87808761its not dripping onto it or anything
I removed all my friends from steam and discord...I've reverted back to true Anon. I thought I would be lonely again but it feels right.
>>87808981What if they want to talk to you again chumbie?
>>87808981now who am i supposed to play palworld with?
>>87808981I've left my friends list intact. I don't play games or talk with any of them anymore, haven't in years, I just didn't really see the point in removing them.
>>87809053Imma be real chumbie. Most people, not even just internet people, dont want others to be there because they're actually friends or want to talk. They just want people near them so they can feel a part of a group or so they can show off to others later with how popular or interesting they are. I would rather not contribute to this narcissism, even online with the whole "mutual friends" thing steam has. It's all so tiresome, none of those people ever wanted to hang out for real or be real friends.
>>87808981"""anon"""...
>>87806621Go back
GUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
>>87809671based shanabud
>>87809429I think one day you'll regret thinking that way. You'll realize that there are no perfect friendships and that finding people you have things in common with is very difficult.Eventually, I think you'll realize The Catcher in the Rye isn't a very good way to think about your interactions with other people unless you want to always be alone.
>>87809429I think I see your point chumbie.
Oops...
>>87809984Gura liked this.
>>87809984unko
>>87809813Perhaps you're right but I'm already over 30 and it seems to be more true every single day. It gets old when you're the only one putting in any effort.
Have you ever imagined falling into a sea of mashed potatoes and just eating yourself to death
>>87804460Called off work? Called OFF? See this is why you couldn't protect Gura! You and your flimsy flashlight and dine a dozen taser. Could of made all the difference when Atlantis fell. But no you called off. You sicken me sir.
Something big is coming.I can feel in the air
>>87809429I don’t have online friends. I don’t have real life friends. I have acquaintances. I meet with them thrice a week. No more, no less. We get food and share coffee. In that order. Then we part. This is the way of a true Anon.
>>87810429no but I fantasized about doing that with chocolate and strawberry milk (separately)
>>87810523But the nips ask me very kindly to take a day off, who am I to deny them after such courtesy.
>>87810429idk, is it Hungry Jack mashed potatoes?
>>87811044Hmmm. Yes. It is hungry jack
I'm going to make mashed potatoes tomorrow because of you guys
somethin big is comin. i can smell it in the air huhaha
>>87811301
>>87811301use 1 tbsp milk per 100 g potato. thank me tomorrow
>>87811332That's just your room, stinky.
I buy those peanut butter squeeze pouch things and just eat that shit straight from the tube.
sigh... Gura fucking raped me again. Why won't she stop?
>>87811669u forgot ur helmet retard
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
>>87811700
>>87811763Oy! Put that thing back into the water!
>>87811701C’mere you
>>87811883ogey
>>87812094
Every so often I'll see an illustration and think>Cuuuuuute!But its Gura's voice. I can hear her so clearly bros...
>>87812356>Later losersRings clearly in my head.
>>87810429i dreamt i fell off a bridge into a river of lime green jello, and immediately sank to the bottomyou couldn't swim through it, so i was just jumping up and down while slowly suffocatingone of the most horrifying nightmares i've ever had
I wish Gura had empathy.
Does anybody happen to have the clip/stream where she says "I'm gonna shove this right up your bunghole?" She was probably referring to her trident but it could have been something in-game.
>>87810523I shall commit sudoku to atone for my failure
>>87812790Anon... women are incapable of feeling empathy for men, expect mothers towards their sons
Baguraette honhonhon
>>87811700Just except your blessed fate. Or you can switch with me!
>>87813466>except
>>87813704Oyasame
>>87813704sleep tight buddy
>>87813254
>>87813704dino dreams
I'm kind of sleepy too. Nighty night buds
>>87813704Goob night retard
>>87813704Goobnight
>>87813962Rubrubrubrub
>>87813885La basé
For King and Cunny!
Who did HER unfollow?
>>87814196For s’ghetti too!!!
>>87814948Go back
>>87815003I love s’ghetti!
What is the Girls Und Pazer Saishuushou?
>>87814138
>>87815349
>>87815352You should watch those after the movie too if you ever get the time. Very kino
>>87815500Ok I will
>>87815461
>>87815637
So, any bets on how long it's gonna be?
just fuck already jeez
Stop kissing!
>>87816173chu
My strawberry protein drink taste like play doh
>>87815411
You guys like craisins?
>>87816505I know that feeling chumbie. My vanilla protein shake tastes like fake vanilla chalk
>>87816674Ye. I've been on the prunes lately though
>>87816674I like them way better than normal raisins. It's weird, I really like grapes, but I don't like raisins. They just taste totally different when they're dried.
Volcano Princess continuation soon?
>>87817046lol. that's a good one, chumbie.
Announcement! I will be marrying Gura very soon! You are all invited to our wedding. I will choose one of you to be the best man. Please do not object if you are in the pulpit. Thank you.
>>87816906I think I’ll get those next. I liked those
>>87817161I'm sorry, but you can't marry my wife, chumbie...
>>87815749
>>87816505mine tastes like yummy strawberry milk
>>87817161>>87817489I will eat both of you and take her for myself
https://files.catbox.moe/0wyko6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tkmekc.png
goo... rah...
>>87817807fuck sex
>>87817685FATFUCK!!!
>>87818201I like that image
Do you guys believe she understands what having an oshi means?
cunny cunny cunny cunny
>>87818475I don't think western women understand that, in general. In EN maybe 1-3 girls that communicate everyday understand, excluding justice since they're too new
>>87818524Relax there, dood.
hewwo
>>87817807Rape
Chippi…chippi…chappaa….
>>87820482
>>87818475Yes, but she doesn't care. She doesn't believe that idols have to be dedicated to their fans. That's why she's never said that she's single.
>>87809511Go kill yourself
>>87820923Well duh, she's not single because she's married to me.
https://x.com/b9GqgzV2ZFlzxc6/status/1846824314135630065very big booba gura
>>87822271I want to destroy this smug erotic brat
>>87822271would
GAWR GURA DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING PASTRIES WITH HER FRIENDS.
Cute Guras.Prime material for sexual bullying TuT
>>87819624Hewwo!
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
I would like to say that I love Gura more than the previous poster presumes to.Thank you for your time.
Why is this girl so cute and bullyable? T u T
>>87827822she is made of soft squishy fish pellets in a rubbery approximation of human skin
didn't read the threadI LOVE GURA!!
goob mornin goobers
It's pretty irresponsible of Gura to do this to such a huge group of people, I gotta say.
>>87828486fat fuck
I am so fucking drunk chumbied
I had my second dream in a row that involved Gura in some way. Pretty soon I'll finally be able to have a Gura sex dream.
>>87829403Sex dreams depress me because they always feel better than the real thing.
No Gura, huhaha!
good news for thread quality >>87829945
>>87831369rubrubrubrubrubrub
>>87831714rip schizo
>>87831827Do you really think schizos spend < 15 minutes here?
>>87831714Fucking finally
>>87829347Stop drinking
Retarded, should have just added thread ids
>>87832421Whoops, forgot the reply>>87831714
>>87832421IDs won't stop the bots, though
i miss her karaokes. been ages since she did one.
>>87831714Ban evaiding in shambles
>>87832607When the "do it for free" are busy with morons you won't have time to deal with bots.
>>87831714that was way faster than I was expecting
>>87832832Bots have been very aggressive the past few days. Just check the ban archive, like half of the bans are bots, that's probably why they implemented it so fast
>>87831714>>87829945MODS = GODS
I ate too much hotcakes
>>87820090>>87827822
>>87829945>cookies
>>87819023
>>87833363the yab to end all yabs...
>>87833459ai gura sex
i have to stop using incognito for 4chan now..
im guessing the site is gearing up for the shitshow in a week or so where it might all become borderline apocalyptic cancerstill, its a slippery slope, etc.
>>87834119what's next week?
Thank god, now the ban evading schizos can't spam as easily anymore.
>>87834337Maybe elections
Someone's birthday's today.
https://x.com/c0521160631/status/1848043408465793312https://x.com/c0521160631/status/1848043408465793312https://x.com/c0521160631/status/1848043408465793312
>>87835376
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
shark shagging
shark sagging
Based chumbud https://x.com/DelParrotfrog/status/1847719120445591927?t=o2NNK41Xv7fzL9WPEG1z2g&s=19
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>87836507i'm a pervert, but i'm not creepy
Gooba soon
cumbuds
>>87836748maybe next year lmao
>>87836748How soon is soon? 2 or 3 months?
>>87831714Schizos will still be there. They'll just have to wait 15 minutes before posting from their new IP.
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>87837080yeah, not quite a final solutionbut it is a slight deterrent, which is more than we've gotten in oh I dunno 20 years
>>87835236do you understand how easy it is to make 100 throwaway emails? no?
>>87837192ye
>>87837488As long as the barrier to entry increases, the amount of shitposting will invariably decrease.
>>87837488Are there people that would waste time making throwaway emails just to shitpost? Why don't they play video games at that point?
>>87837583look at adult gif. its full of tranny and bbc posts from a group of trolls operating outside of 4chan. so yes, people will waste time spamming this site.
>>87837583Mental illness
Goob abternoon retards
>>87838331The best version of Gura there is.
>>87837581thats not how that works. if someone wanted to, they could set up a script to create 1000 fake emails and verify them automatically. meanwhile, someone who is actually new is being hampered by a new system. theres a point where too many requirements start to hurt real people.
>>87838331Absolutely unequivocally would
>>87838407Even in a fantasyland where what you say is true, fuck newfags.
>>87837192Yes I am monsieur
>>87838407There are also people who don't have scripting knowledge, still shitpost relentlessly, and won't put in the effort to learn how to script. These people get filtered out, which means there is less shitposting. As I said, shitposting will be reduced. I never said it would be completely eliminated.
>>87838568>I never said it would be completely eliminatedYes you did. You did say that
Gura approves of thin shark tail.
Has the email verification system worked on the boards it was implemented in?
>>87836507>*Li touchí*
https://x.com/ringsel1/status/1848074856119824581New-ish Gurass
>>>/sp/145182453 wow Gura is so famous. Baseball fans love her. Just make sure she NEVER sets foot in New York. Or order a Grimace shake
goob morningI mean goob afternoon
>>87839421T u T
>>87839352I’d assume so. Why else would they be pushing the update to our board now if they didn’t see any positive effects
>>87839574thanks, I hate it
>>87839574Hot!
>>87839421my onahole
>>87839574>>87839661>>87839707poor goobshe didn't sign up for this!
>>87839830this is the funny kind of thing gura would like, what she didn't sign up for is the schizos
>>87840052Gura would find this gross.
>>87838499kill yourself you uneducated pajeet
>>87840052Schizos comes with the streaming territory unless you're completely in wholesome territory which is impossible for females.
>>87840181no
>>87840248yes
>>87840263no, this no can't be negated
>>8784005290% of schizoposting can be traced back to when she taunted chumjokeryou may not like it, but she kinda did ask for it
I could go for a turkey sandwich soon
>>87840211being wholesome doesn't help at all. consider that most of the schizos are just rival streamers on their alt accounts.
>>87840506schizo
>>87840506Shit... so Max Miller is fucking with Townsends whenever he streams?
>>87840565Have you ever watched Zoids?
>>87840610The shitty mecha anime they used to show on toonami? No
>>87840305Yes, it can.
>>87840769
>>87840914that show was bad. you should have watched gundam wing like the cool kids
>>87840941I had a vhs tape of an episode I think…they were fencing in it, I remember.
>>87840941Nta but I used to watch G Gundam on toonami. Am I cool too?
>>87841194Did you ever watch Totally Spies?
>>87841408Ye, it used to make my pp feel funny
>>87841470Same. Also Sailor Moon did too.
I watched 08th MS Team and Cowboy Bebop on Toonami.
>>87841408I watched totally spies but all the fetish stuff flew over my head somehow. I still wanted to fuck them though.
>>87825338hey that's me
soon
Chumbuds, im hungry
>>87843566soon we will feast on cunny
>>87843304
I wonder what Gura's chubby pussy tastes like
>>87841194ALLENBYDOMONALLENBYDOMONi can still hear it
>>87843830strawberry
>>87844201That's what her poop tastes like, but I guess it depends on the season.
Last post?
>>87845419