How do I *really* get a sexy witch who lives in a cabin in the woods to be my wife?
>>41696845The implicit indicator is a marriage contract, what would apparate from your signature is expected to realize at length it was made for you. It is a novel use of the creation agreement
>>41698118Wonderful. Thanks for your help.>>41696870If I find myself a new circle of woodland friends, I'll help you with your request, OP.
>>41698246Thank you anon. Your selfless behavior honestly brings me to tears. I mean it.
>>41699395It's the least I can do.
>>41689737Offer to wash her stale bologna pussy out with aromatics and essence
Discuss, ask questions or answer anons.>I'll start: Pic rel is a compatibility chart of me and a girl I know. Could someone help me read it? I'm the libra.>And thanks to the anon that replied to me last time, you are a chad and everything you said fit to a T.
How do I get a fallen angel to become my girlfriend?
>>41682401>He thinks karma, sin, and fortune are in any way interchangeable ideas>Thinks the abrahamic God cares about karma (a heathen idea from a blasphemous false religion to abrahamics)>Thinks fortune/luck can exist in a context where the abrahamic God is real (omniscience, omnipotence, and active involvement in people's lives mean God actively decides your "luck" at all times)>He calls other people dumbass.You very clearly don't know what you're talking about.The best argument you have from a Christian perspective is that killing yourself MIGHT be a sin (it's basically never mentioned directly as being one), and that's based on an interpretation of the ten commandments that lumps in suicide with murder as "self murder," and so prohibited by, "thou shall not kill." This doesn't make suicide worse than any other sin, in God's eyes, so there's no reason to think it would be any more damning than any other.
>>41699480Retard.
>>41699480I can only figure someone you like killed themselves as an explanation for this cope
>>41681698with heaven coins ofc
>>41681698Your farts are the key. Try to beef the up with sulfur and selenium containing foods
So you're telling me they were all larping? That can't be the case. There were different systems, schools, western, eastern, voodoo, nordic, celtic, shamanic, kabbalistic, babylonian, egyptian, christian, islamic etc etc. They can't all be fake. I do realize people practice til this day but it's not as normalized as it was before. Back then you had witches and sorcerers literally working for kings' courts. Having established that, I guess it begs the question:Does belief by itself make something real? So was magick real to the people of old because they believed so? And is magick fake and gay to us because we believe so?
>>41700721Ditto. People have done it all throughout history like why are they wasting their time on that mumbo jumbo?
>>41700721Probably because it created a parallel society with a made-up hierarchy in which betas could actually climb without actually doing anything of value in a mainstream way.
>>41700721Carnival gypsys is about what that was, primitive superstitious peasant/villagers are suckers for magic showsNow this video has some real mysterieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u29PgfoES70
>>41700721hundreds of millions are practicing magic today.>but it's not as normalizedMy man, we got people making machines to carve out sumerian demon sigils using light, traced with gold afterwards, utilizing quartz crystals to turn the purest form of energy we have in this world into a golem to do our bidding.
>>41700721>possibly millionsmaybe even billions, trillions? Why stop now
Awkward......... Take a read.https://fabiosebastiancruzsatanistamaricon-wordpress-com.translate.goog/2013/12/09/fabio-sebastian-cruz-el-satanista-maricon-y-el-culto-del-diablo-choronzon-club-demonic-chaos-magic-anal-sex-club-en-uruguay/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp
>>41699531Damn, tough read with all those underscores and dashes, but I got through it, also it’s pronounched Cherizon like Verizon
>>41699543Lol you're supposed to past the link INTO your browser, silly
>>41699531Bump bc that's funny asf. Always knew they were into some messed up stuff
>>41699602Why not?
I let a jewish man drink my blood, am I fucked
>>41698404I was at some party and he came to me and told me I could fuck him in the ass if I let him draw some of my blood and use it to paint some symbols on my body and drink the rest mixed in wine. I really didn't think it through in a spiritual sense since I was on molly at the time.
>>41700141>stuck it in a jewThoth won't be happy but Ammit will be, good luck.
>>41700141Lol u dumb goy
>>41700141what symbols if you don't mind me asking?also, does doing it up the bum bum hurt ur dik?
>>41699388Cows cant really think dumbass but humans can. Your bullshit reaction should prove to others that I am correct
sorry anons beat you all to it
>>41700685<3
always fascinating to watch someone find the god channel and still feel lonely
>>41700716I don't know what's so interesting about it. I am trapped to this singularity for their enterainment.
>>41696788How is this thread still getting bumps? Did everyone on this site fucking retarded?
>>41700762just your mom is getting bumped
>anon spots tiny island on ads-b>regularly circled by trainers and corporate jets>nobody knows anything about it>got deleted off all mapsWhat's on Tranquility Island? We need to organize a trip to find out.
>>41699749This won't have a happy ending.
>>41699749>I couldn't find any references to this Black or Brazil Rock online...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasil_(mythical_island)>a phantom island said to lie in the Atlantic Ocean[3] west of Ireland>cloaked in mist except for one day every seven years, when it becomes visible but still cannot be reachedHoly shit we've solved the mystery anons. THIS is Hybrasil or just Brasil as it was called in really old maps dating back to 1324 (well before Columbus of course).>In 1674, a Captain John Nisbet claimed to have seen the island when on a journey from France to Ireland, stating that the island was inhabited by large black rabbits and a magician who lived alone in a stone castle>Graham Hancock attributed the appearance of Hy-Brasil on so many maps as evidence of a lost corpus of pre-Ptolemaic mapsBlacks rabbits? Black rocks? Probably founded by ancient Celt-Phoenician sailors and the tales lived on (see the book America BC).
>>41699500It would have to be done during a period where the water was dead calm and there were no clouds in the sky
>>41699761What game is this from?
>>41694904it's a reference to a card game
For most of you who read near death experiences or talked to psychic mediums, you might be familiar with the very common theme of: as soon as we leave our body, we are kind of re-absorbed into a "Higher Soul" (the us who is eternal and knows everything) and it absorbs our experiences, what we learned and so on.Also that we are often reincarnated or send on another trip down to suffer on Earth so that part of us can enrich itself further on experiences. To me, that is completely selfish and alien. I don't want to suffer because another part of me wants to gorge itself on knowledge or experiences. I went to a very good psychic medium (she has gotten no prior information from me and I have no social media presence to look me up, also the reading was booked on a fake name as well) who connected with my passed grandma. My grandma overall was very lovely and helped me with her advice. But when I asked if I can stop reincarnating she more or less said:- "Depends if you learned your lessons and broke the karmic cycle!"Immediately that offended me, because I don't subscribe to that. I told the medium to tell her spirit that I do not consent to this. I don't consent or care about learning lessons or karma. Then suddenly, her spirit allegedly said: "Ok well, then it's just up to you." So after that I started to meditate and repeat that I do not consent to reincarnation, these lessons, Karma and that I don't want to be absorbed or see a life review. I just want to remain the ME I am now and gain independence from my Higher Self, to become a new being and remain so. Kind of like a country that started within a place but ultimately wants to become a new country without the old one holding onto to it and claim WE ARE THE SAME, WE ARE ONE?Sorry for the long text. What do you think?
>>41694467Enlightened? Karma and manifestation are basic spiritual shit talked about literally everywhere, moron.
>>41694203Pretty obvious case where this pic is wrong, when the opposite comes from another instinct.
>>41693693And your beliefs indicate what, as this process must also exist for the rest of humanity as well, happens to their material energy during ascent?
>>41694429>>41694456?
>>41676087Not convinced your medium was psychic
They have to be doing some occult shit, what is their deal? How have they gotten so big in the last five years?
>>41700374its having an avatar the IRL.it is the start of transhumanism
>>41700374>How have they gotten so big in the last five years
>>41700374I am involved with staff at a furry convention. I have been at the staff after parties, the after-after parties, and I know a close friend who is involved with the after-after-after parties, I have cleaned up after those.Nothing weird is going on EXCEPT the following: At the after-after-after parties, they get so shit-face drunk that they start to see the spirits of dead furries in the sky. For example they see the spirit form of a parrot from a dead furry over the city of the convention... my friend doesn't see shit himself and thinks they are just insanely fucking drunk and exhausted.
>>41700374Gay sex and diaper parties
>>41700374
while going for a walk yesterday evening, i heard something darting around in the shadows, very clearly following me. i started walking elsewhere to test, and it was then that i noticed splatters of a shiny black liquid all over the roads and sidewalks. i followed the stains until i came upon a house which was downright surrounded by the stuff.ever since i got near that house, i've been having auditory hallucinations and headache sensations that i can only describe as my brain soaking in bleach. i looked up if it was possible to induce such things from a distance, and it turns out it is. in the 1960s, a man named Alan Frey discovered that hallucinations could be induced via microwave radiation. he called it the "microwave auditory effect". i did a quick sweep outside the next day to see if i could find out where if any of this MAE tech was being used on me. i noticed an unfamiliar red truck parked one house down from mine. at first i assumed it was just someone's guest, but it then occurred to me that was the same truck i had seen parked at the house with all that black goop.i know this makes me sound psychotic, so for context, there is a military base very close to my house, and almost everyone who lives here works there - including two people who live with me. i could stake out that house, but i'm afraid of being arrested. i also thought it might help to have a peek at my roommate's classified work laptop to see if i could find some leads, but it has a webcam which cannot be turned off. i don't feel like getting arrested nor ending up in Guantanamo Bay for fucking with classified data. but idk wtf to do at this point. the hallucinations are unbearable and clearly connected to that house. i don't know if i was just exposed to some toxic chemical or what. does anyone know what it could be?
>>41686246>>41687963>>41689067I got the impression that this was supposed to be older. How long have the "HSIYA" ads been a thing? I don't remember seeing them before 2015 but I was only 19 and I wasn't always online. "Web 1.0" makes me think it's from the early 2000s?
>>41691242>early 2000sIndeed. Maybe earlier. I don't remember when I first saw those ads, though.
>>41680592Next time bring a lighter and see if the black liquid is flammable or explosive in any way. There are also simple kits you can buy to test it. Try that before you approach anybody or put yourself in a compromising position. You'll sound more credible after ruling things out and having a better idea of what it is or what it might be if and when you talk to somebody about it. Anyways, the reason I bring up the explosive angle is it gives you a reason to be legitimately concerned without revealing your speculations.
>>41698464I just found an explosive species of mushroom 0x0Tell me how to do science
>>41680612a lot >>41680774lowkey miss this lil nigga like u wouldn’t believe
Previous thread: >>>41510163Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/cbxGlKoD#N9Tj0-lNWn8k2PeFdfRPvAFoxes Encourage Positivity
Praise Timmy
a fox wife or your life
The modernization of Japan and the subsequent flood of Western influences brought about a series of changes for the remaining Kitsune on たわごとキツネ島 (illustrious fox island) in the Meiji period. Attention was drawn to the confinement and squalid existence of the lower-class fox spirits in the red-light districts. In 1882, the European led 毛皮のようなたわごと祭り incident caused the Government of Meiji Japan to make a new legislation, freeing fox women and other forms of indentured spirits in Japan. The emancipating law for freeing the Kitsune prostitutes was called毛皮で覆われた獣を殺す (Glorious Shining Fox Freedom) but by the early 20th century this neither reduced the total number of Kitsune prostitutes had not reduced or had increased liberty to them. Instead, the Kitsune population dwindled under increasing Western abuse. The name "kingdom of whoring" (売春王国) was to describe Japan during the Meiji Period.Due to the development of the modern transportation system, the demand and the supply of prostitution increased and the filthy westerners kept demeaning the glorious Kitsune Yamato Nadeshiko (毛皮で覆われたホラー獣)キツネのスカムの歴史 (Secret History of The Fox) published 1928Why did it end so badly. It’s been a hundred years,
fox bump
Koon Koon... Hai Fecksos!
Do it, tell the bastards to contact me, I'll call them all faggots and scare them away with my willpower. I fucking hate filthy creatures that dare mess with humanity.
Pretty sure you are mad at other people, deceivers and idiots.
>>41698001>broccoli-hair saitamafuck this gay earth
They practically removed all trace of the magus man dead archons meme from search results who has it?
>>41698001what the fuck is the point of this thread. don't post this gay shit again faggot.
Just bought I think 70x extract and plan to smoke it. I've tried weed and shrooms before but they always just make me really anxious and don't feel all that spiritual but I hear this stuff hits differently. Any anons have pointers on how to do it right so I can maybe astral project or gain some sort of either mystical powers or insight? I'm hoping to shamanmaxx and come back to share whatever wisdom I gain on this stuff.Pic semi-related
>>41684614Did this too, obviously I'm still here as well. I have learned to accept this is my real home.
>>41677421What happened Give us the rundown
>>41699889The stretching seems to be a common theme.My first trip I got pulled down a red/white striped slide into candy land, and my body was being pulled and stretched like taffy.My second trip, as I mentioned before, kept me in this reality, but a knight on horseback jumped out of the television and proceeded to cut my head of again and again with his axe. It was painless though and only lasted about a minute
>>41700547Legit i had the walls come at me and when they finally ate me and i was squished i entered the 4th dimension and there were aliens there watching in the 4th dimension the whole timeFucking perverts, dimensional entity voyeur perverts
>>41668635If you want to use salvia, use it the traditional way.Take a few leaves and hold them under your lip, chew from time to time, swallow only if needed.Blasting your brain off with hallucinogens is not a good idea, I see no point in doing it if not in contained in a larger practice.
Not sure where else to post this.Found a Telegram group that freaked me out.Disturbing art, symbols, diagrams, grave vandalism. Some graves looked like philosophers or writers.They talked about “tests” and plans to do more.Paintings, music, prose; very extreme stuff, borderline illegal.They were making "the art" together in real time.Used weird codes with math symbols.Kept referencing some book they follow or wrote. I couldn’t get it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41699517>What worries me is seeing the definition of abuse becoming more narrow. This increasingly narrow definition is being used to justify other more underhanded and morally grey forms of maltreatment, ones where their impact cannot be healed fromCare to expand on that?
>here's my hc pedo tele group guiz pls give me attentionNo. Also you comped opsec by leaving Chaoscunt in
there is nothing shocking about o9a or the crap they peddle. they're trying to hard and it's reeking of desperation and cringe.you and your gay little vampcults won't do shit. you know it, we know it, and you know that we know it. grow up.
>>41697609Share the group or shut up about it
>>41699365This is why i cuss the 'authorities' out for not doing their jobs
