>ctrl+f "humor">no resultsgive me some keks
>>41696664R I P P E NI P P E N RP P E N R IP E N R I PE N R I P PN R I P P ER I P P E N
>>41688117that log ride crashed with no survivors, real tragedy
Alright I need to see if anyone on /x/ can figure this out for me and see if this is possible:>Be an autistic ocd and disordered ridden mess>Find people on the internet and in the world to be tedious onesided fellows who are obnoxious and annoying, ruin the internet for everyone you and I included>figure out deism after a bit of a religious questioning with myself>Figure by logic if god is real and created shit then the rules of reality could be bended>Realize if I were to merge with the essence of god itself I can rid of you and I ‘s broken flawed existences, mentally and psychologically, rid the world of a bunch of miserable and annoying retards who ruin shit just because.>Find ourselves as a better and lesser flawed selvesAnxiety, coping and defense mechanisms, OCD, ADHd autism, Reddit, Tumblr, Plaque it’s all worthless pointless shit.I need to also find out if the new me thing is a whole ship of thesus type deal
Oh also pic related I want alot of millennials dead
>>41698526>duplicate thread>solipsistic rambling>phoneposter
>>41698600You got anything actually useful? I’m a little selfish sure but I did want you too to be happier and improved and less flawed
You're already a projection of this unified essence, existing in this moment for the sole purpose of having a defined and flawed self to experience the universe through.There is no ship theseus, just a shadow cast into this reality by a higher dimensional light.
I let a jewish man drink my blood, am I fucked
>>41697503No that was their choice. You can command your blood to harm them actually if you want
It's over...
nah you probably got some good karma by letting him have some
>>41697503Id do it every year...It's called filing taxes hohohoho
>>41697503Hell Awaits
1st law of thermodynamics- matter & energy cannot be created nor destroyed. Matter & energy did not create itself2nd law of thermodynamics- entropy only increases. That means there was a starting point.If you hold the position of naturalism/realism (matter and energy only) then you deny these fundamental laws of nature. There is no 3rd position on this.The existence of Information disprove matter and energy being the only thing that exists. Information exists and its independent of those two.This cannot be shared on /sci/ because of the upheaval it will cause so Im posting it here. Natural laws are a separate category than science. Both natural laws and science are studies of the natural world, but the difference is that science requires hypothesis and experiment (explanation), while natural laws simply only state what nature CAN DO. (Description)Explanation means why or howDescription means what or isInformation is always traced back to an INTELLIGENT SOURCE!Natural laws debunk atheism and prove creationism. They also prove EARTH BEING CONTAINED!The "science" that says earth is not contained is pseudoscience. (Astronomy and astrophysics). Its pseudoscience (pretending to be science) but worst of all- VIOLATION OF NATURAL LAWS!Violation of natural laws masked as 'science' and look how much the world eats it all up. We are lost man.You cannot even begin to arrive to science if you violate natural laws. Laws and science and laws of physics = DO NOT EXISTThis is how much of a trap they put us all in, let that sink in
>>41697076>Now you keep on saying that a pressure gradient can only exist inside a container, which is wrong and you cannot back up.It can only be demonstrated with a container. Can't be demonstrated without. Thats why I said key word demonstration, didnt say it for nothing.>It's a plane that is orthogonal to the plumb lineZenith that runs through the ground into the center of earth. Presupposing a globe, then adding a perpendicular "celestial horizon". Then you assume that your eye level horizon is parallel to the celestial horizon. STILL TREATING THE EARTH AS FLAT, BEFORE YOU CAN DRAW TO A TANGENT FOR YOUR ELEVATION ANGLE!Time to get your clown makeup and shoes on!>surveying is the act of measuring, what are you trying to say?No, measurements are used in surveying. You wont find any surveyors that measure earth curve, not a single one. You wouldnt even need to bring up surveyors anyway, thats an appeal to authority. You could just appeal to measurements alone if thats what its about. But you dont have measurements so here you are gish galloping.>In classical mechanics it's the first derivative of momentum with respect to timeThis is ridiculous that you would bring up something as dumb as this when you could just use a basic physics definition. Newtons work got replaced over 110 years ago. We dont know what celestial bodies are exactly like "planets". Because celestial objects are not physical objects. All they are are wandering stars that emmit light
>>41697076I'll also add that a force in physics is not that. Its an interaction with a push or pull. Thats why gravity isnt a force
>>41697912>Can't be demonstrated without.Here is the demonstration, and until you can present a container, you are proven wrong.
>>41697958You should have kept reading the AI summary.>In physics, force is an interaction, described as a push or a pull, that causes an object with mass to change its velocity (accelerate) or shape, or to resist changes from other forces; it's a vector quantity with both magnitude and direction, measured in Newtons (N). Force is fundamental to classical mechanics, explained by Newton's laws, and can occur through direct contact or at a distance (like gravity).
>>41697247>retard says retarded shit>disprove that shit for fun while laughing at the retard>REEEEE WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH YOU'RE THE EXACT SAME AS THE RETARDFuck off, retard.
Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows
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>>41698763You don't even believe in Jesus.
If it does not impact your life in a meaningful positive way it is pretty much worthless and powerless.
>>41698761The house of cards is collapsing in on itself. I actually leave the house and talk to people. It's helpful to understand the narratives the masses believe to reduce friction.
>>41698771>belief that you are God's son is worthlessThis is why you never even had a chance. You're playing with a prince in his Father's simulation.>>41698781Let them eat cake.
somehow they can plant nightmare i didn’t know that they control what i see dreamshow to fight back? how to ward them off? sometimes it psychic attack too but at night its the hardest obvious and plain i even got bitten they’re astral entity of some kind i think they are many not one
>>41695720I also get frequent demonic attacks in my dreams. If you are in Christ then you ultimately have nothing to fear, but God may be allowing them to afflict you so that you learn how to fight more effectively and trust in Him more. Consider it a training regimen in spiritual warfare. God bless and stay strong.
>>41698437i heil hitler often for some reason. so how did you do it? i mean in the dreams of the moment of attack thinking of it?
>>41698200here >>41697973>>41697239>>41697239
>>41698432thanks for thisregarding the “don’t sleep on your back” its different, they hate when i sleep on my back. yes if some normie had problems i wouldn’t recommend it but i thing its essential to not give them what they want its a form of fear / obeying and why these entities want me to sleep in different positions? but in general Great advice i even tried to find some wolf teeth to buy
>>41695824>so if i don’t worship the demiurge why would they attack?Because just because you do not worship or believe in something does not make it go away or not hurt you. Cavemen would still get fried by a nuke.
Clowns are demonic. When you dress up as a clown you dress up as a demon. Our ancestors did it to channel their power(face paint, bizarre mask, stupid dances). Throughout history Jesters have held high positions. The Wild card or The Fool always stands out or changes the game in some way. The first clown was associated with Freemasons. The circus was started by Freemasons. Every few years there's a clown that captures the world's imagination(Pennywise, Joker, Harley Quinn, The Amazing Digital Circus, etc).It's a clown world.
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>>41697069Read about the Dogon and Nommo.From Wikipedia:>The Dogon religion is the traditional religious or spiritual beliefs of the Dogon people of Mali. Dogons who adhere to the Dogon religion believe in one Supreme Creator called Amma (or Ama).[1][2] They also believe in ancestral spirits known as the Nommo also referred to as "Water Spirits".[3] Veneration of the dead is an important element in their spiritual belief. They hold ritual mask dances immediately after the death of a person and sometimes long after they have passed on to the next life.[4] Twins, "the need for duality and the doubling of individual lives" (masculine and feminine principles) is a fundamental element in their belief system. Like other traditional African religions, balance, and reverence for nature are also key elements.[5]
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>>41698662That's a binou shrine. That word is the Hebrew origin of Benjamin.From Wikipedia regarding Nommo:The Nommo or Nummo are primordial ancestral spirits in Dogon religion and cosmogony (sometimes referred to as demi deities) venerated by the Dogon people of Mali.[1] The word Nommos is derived from a Dogon word meaning "to make one drink." Nommos are usually described as amphibious, hermaphroditic, fish-like creatures. Folk art depictions of Nommos show creatures with humanoid upper torsos, legs/feet, and a fish-like lower torso and tail. Nommos are also referred to as "Masters of the Water", "the Monitors", and "the Teachers". Nommo can be a proper name of an individual or can refer to the group of spirits as a whole. For purposes of this article, "Nommo" refers to a specific individual and "Nommos" is used to reference the group of beings.[2
>>41697191What are jannies?
AKA The EndIt’s been fun but it’s over. This thread is the final lap for all things 3I related
>>41698578and yet nothing still happens
>>41698579I want to believe it was not a coincidence but I dont feel any change in earths vibration. How does it manifest?
>>41698579it also shot CMEs at us. It was just random, otherwise it would have only targetted either ATLAS or us
>>41697865Are we talking about the Avi "Now-That-We-All Agree-October-7th-was-a-terrible-act-of-terror-done-by-Hamas" Loeb?
With this disclosure my skepticism grows even stronger, stabbing my inner hope once again. At least the entertainment made made me question if I'm really dead inside.Looking forward to the next disappointing event...
Hidden information edition>What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.>Wet Dreams?They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.>What causes wet dreams?The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41698689I'm just explaining why it's like this. I haven't come here in a long time so if no one else replies to my posts I'll just stop posting. Regardless I won't be in the next thread.
>>41698693you're so annoying
>>41698699I know but I'm not wrong and we're not friends so it's hard to care.
daily reminder that 1 schizo is all it takes to ruin a general on this site and there's nothing that you can do about it
>>41698721It's hard to ruin a general that already had someone arguing having sex with multiple people is as bad as having it with your wife. Just another reason I don't care about being annoying.
Were the Salem witch trials actually valid?
>>41696134That's what he said
unironically yes.there where seriously evil people thereand the church co ered it up to save face.I wont and i was the town priest.there was so many sinners it might as well be vegas
>>41690852This and also ugly women jealous around beautiful women who must be bewitching their husbands with love spells, like a magical Malena.
>>41690823Witch is old talk for LGBT. You have to burn some of them at the stake to get them to leave the children alone. A coven could have taken over in Salem.
Someday you'll come across a childless bitter woman making problems for everyone and you'll understand why townsfolk used to kill them
Last week I experienced a transfiguration that's very hard to put into words. Humans are capable of reaching higher echelons of consciousness, with our default state in the third. You rise to the 4th when you amalgamate your consciousness and subconsciousness and awaken your "third eye" so to speak and enter the echelon of love. You rise from 4th to 5th when you understand love and rise to the realm of wisdom. You graduate from the 5th echelon into the 6th when you acquire spiritual wisdom in understanding the fundamental machinations of love and its balance. Then in the 6th you begin understanding unity, or compassion; the balance of love and wisdom into a singular mode of being.Each time you move from one echelon to the next -- as well as all the mini satoris in between -- you experience a great clarity and ultimately a dark night of the soul where both light and darkness are ever the more lucid. inhaling and exhaling. Well, I made a major break through and I don't mean to write this to sound preachy or holier than thou. Many people can achieve these higher states but are ensnared by a horrid evil that possesses the modern world, predominately in the west and many other countries. This is what I want to talk about, which has shook me to my core and changed me forever.
>>41698457>the Earth is being consumed by darkness despite God's presenceThis "darkness" killed my mother. It strongly inhabited the hospital she was at, and also loomed over everything like a miasma on dark overcast days.Before this year I'd never seen true evil up close.
>>41698537things are descending very rapidly. Chaos is intentionally being sown at an accelerated rate. It's to harvest as many souls as possible for hell. The elite have it in their heads that God is the enemy of free will, falsely conflating the demiurge with the one true god.>>41698557im sorry to hear that. hospitals are scary places, especially in america. never become an organ donor. if she was with god she is okay now. evil stretches into many corners, and now with many americans practicing the dark arts or simply enabling it via television and music, we're seeing satans legion rise and possess.
Realm of inversions. Sons of God?OrGods of the Sun?
>>41698450There is no need to attribute the result of people's choice to do evil to the influence of something external, when these people themselves have been doing this all their lives.And if someone wanted to help, quite a lot of time has already passed - but... nothing much has changed, centuries, thousands of years.
>>41698589Outside forces deffo influence actions.
Spirit Love GeneralQueen EditionDISCLAIMER:Some have reported attracting the attention of these entities by simply reading about them. If you're a dabbler who just wants to see if it works or if your faith forbids copulating with demons, don't summon. If you're unprepared for a potentially lifelong relationship, or at the very least, a life-long open door connection with sexual spirits and the occult, avoid this topic entirely. If you have a loving relationship with your human spouse or partner and desire a sex spirit to spice things up, or if you want a human partner in the future take caution, as these entities can be jealous or decide an initially open relationship is no longer so (request an open relationship during the summoning ritual). These spirits can harm or kill you when sufficiently angered and not easily banished.Last thread: >>41648222Old threads: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/%2Fsuccgen%2F/FAQ:>What are succubi?Female spirits of sexual desire, who often choose human mates. They can't be banished with holy objects>How to summon?The Letter Method is used to focus your intent into a message to one of the Four Succubus Queens, requesting that they match you with one of their daughters. No blood or soul sacrifice necessary. See links>Do they steal your life force?Succubi use sexual energy, which is released naturally during sex. Under normal circumstances they won't take your life energyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41698210>You clearly have some dark fetish that the succubi know and exploit.I don't have any fetishes, I'm asexual. I'm summoning succubi as surrogate mommies.
>>41698179Vex me no more with your own frailties, for you must slay your own demons. There is no pity for the soul that wallows in the mire and dark despair. Of a surety, such a man holds the very keys to his own undoing. If your are worthy to stand in the light of absolution, you must be willing to endure the fires that spawn it forth. To burn away the delights and comforts of your life that another may breathe. In such acts of mercy, the filth shall boiled away like water upon hot iron. That is the lesson you must learn before you shall find your peace.
>>41698215You can have a dark fetish even if you have no declared fetishes. Relax. It doesn't mean you're a sicko. You probably have some psychological block that attract loli succubus. If you address it, you can avoid these lolibi.
>>41696229>I gave you information that doesn’t work to feed my attention seeking. I won’t give you more because it is too hard to larp that much.>It’s your problemThe constant cry of the succucope
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I believe this model drawn by a Mason is correct. Based on the revelation of the method.
>>41697587>Sun on a round earth sets allegedly at a perfect west angleWhat? Flat earthers are seriously retarded.
>>41697587>Sun on a round earth sets allegedly at a perfect west angleOnly between latitudes 23.5°N (during Summer Solstice) and 23.5°S (during Winter Solstice)
>>41697608That's what round earthers claimed on here before LOL
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Some good posts ITT
67 is basically the most random thing to go very viral in years, not just in a country or 2, but worldwide. Even big companies have jumped on it like Pizza Hut, Domino's, and Google. I think it is a demonic code/IYKY type thing. 'Satanic' even equals 67 in Gematria. Interestingly, a creepyslop story called 'The Mouth In The Void' came out around the same time 67 was born. Here it is(just the relavent parts that is):"On April 12, 1983, James Ridley awoke from a 67-day coma at St. Mary's Hospital in Detroit, screaming about "the mouth in the void." What followed would disturb neurologists for decades.Ridley, a 34-year-old auto plant worker, had suffered severe head trauma in a factory accident. Upon regaining consciousness, he began describing what he called "the true reality," one he claimed to have witnessed while comatose."We're cattle," Ridley told Dr. Sarah Klein during his initial evaluation. "This… everything… it's just a feeding pen. There's something out there, bigger than galaxies, keeping us distracted while it feeds." He described a vast, ancient entity that maintains our perceived reality as a form of "cosmic anesthesia." 67 seems to be tied with awaking in Gematria as well. Awaking of souls and wiggling toes(MC of Kill Bill did this upon awaking from a coma). Also, tied to devouring(why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8/ate 9). And the face of the boy that started it has been edited and made/memed into something similar to the Void Mouth.There are other theories, but I think this one is the weirdest/most interesting one.What do you guys think? Is the 67 trend of demonic and/or /x/ origins? Is it a sign we are being eaten by denoms/eldritch being/s?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41692680Me and my weird obsessions :)
Final selfbump for this ig
>>41677408>scale>be in parking lot>notice something on car that indicated masonry either license plate or sticker was months back>license plate is 396zly>gemetria was something related to Alice and wonderland. Trying to find it now I see "I Must Be Possessed" and "Our DNA contains secrets" "Ifa voodoo" "Inner circle of trust" "Bill Gates prophecy" "Evil looking" "Pfizer lied people died" "The UFO disclosure" "a bad m rna vaccine" I can't find the gemetria for the Alice in wonderland part either way 920 is spooky gemetria
idk about most random
>>41697321Usally things that go MEGA viral have more logic and a more solid origin, usually.
I was typing to my friend in Discord, went to write the word "Jewish" and it said it needed to be corrected with the red line underneath. Right clicked, and the word that came up was "Jesenjih"The strange thing was I went to type "Jewish" again and no red line appeared, and the word doesn't come up anymore so I can't replicate it. What the fuck? Is this some weird glitch in the simulation where something broke through when it wasn't meant to? Some demonic name breaking through the veil? Or perhaps just random language anomaly. I can't really find anything on google matching the exact word either, can we get our best schizos onto this?
You probably had to type jesenjih as a captcha or something and it added it to the dictionary on your phone
you probably know a Jessica or Jesse and spell it mangled and the autocorrect picks it up and fixes it but the whole time is like “maybe he meant Jesenijh” the capital letter is the give away this is what is happening.
>>41698696Interesting, some connection to Bosnia perhaps?
