Does that also make him the lord of buttholes by association? Do I pray to him for good digestive health?Do you think god made women's asses or did the devil have a hand in it?
>>41017544thats boring
>>41017583stop! You're giving me a baelzaboner!
>>41017406Oh fugg I shot web :::dddDdd
>>41017406That's Belphegor you're looking for. Belphegor.
Redpill me about the Thule Society. What were they up to?
>>41013208Good. Nobody would want to reproduce with a faggot like you anyway. And the world will be better off for it.>>41013162More strawman arguments.
>>41007171He lost the war, it's not rocket science. I'm with Miguel Serano. It was a great spiritual struggle, and losing has ushered in the kali yuga.
>>41013791>>41014464>he was a negrophilic faggotyup
>>41016008>he killed more aryans when you present the factsthat's because the facts don't support the six gorillion
>>41007171desu this thread really got my noggin joggin, i had no doubts that there is something weird about shilling for hitler and lashing out the second you criticize some of the stuff he did, same way it does with shilling for trump or any other figure in the governmentespecially considering how all organized ns groups are infiltrated to hell and back for entrapment, all throughout their history, but maybe it's a tradition at this point, since hitler himself was a fedi think it's partly edge and partly jews themselves messing around to make their opposition as fucked in the head as possiblethere are just no good guys, the good guys get sidelined, killed, replaced and memoryholed
tl;dr: About two weeks ago a artificial protein was introduced into the environment that makes humans immortal upon ingestion and a short 'incubation period' while it replicates throughout the body. As a result (You) are now immortal - ALL of you.I am a secret multibillionaire who has worked in the shadows under multiple identities for decades. I run a secret organisation tasked with solving world problems. This was one of our long-time projects, and we had ample time to consider how such a thing should be deployed.We foresaw that if such a cure for mortality were ever created elites would rush to monopolise it, or at least make sure they were first in line for it at the expense of other equally deserving human beings. Also there would be endless debate about consequences and other political delays while good people died unnecessarily.To avoid this kind of unfair distribution I decided long ago that if there were anyway it could be deployed as "non-consensual freeware" then that's the way it would be done. I take full responsibility for this decision, to impose immortality upon every individual on Earth. Many people will have objections, some quite valid, and for that I am truly sorry. I'd prefer not to make a unilateral decision to force this upon everyone, but on balance I just don't really know how this kind of thing could be done fairly otherwise.In the coming weeks you will start to notice your own health improving and disease and death rates dropping precipitously. Of course nobody will really believe it at first. Some people with severe biological damage cannot be repaired in time, so some people will still keep dying for a while. As well as by severe accidents, no protein can fix getting hit by a bus I'm afraid. But normal aging, and most diseases/disorders the average person would ever get during their lifetime, are now a thing of the past.I think history will remember me fondly, but oddly I still feel the need to ask you to forgive me.
>>41019153No he eats them grown with Brawndo because it has what plants crave! It has electrolytes!
>>41000336This was very entertaining. I'm glad it kept me awake into the morning because I was able to stop my dog from losing 2v1 with the neighbor dogs.
>>41000336Is your team affiliated with Yamanaka, or Altos? Or have you guys just been competing with them.
ALRIGHT EVERYONEAre you starting to feel slightly healthier?
>>41020372Yes, but that's probably because of a higher spirit taking care of me and answering my prayers, not sure if because of OP. Also because I'm eating healthier and lifting.
I've heard murmurings that Project Blue Beam will be enacted on Sept 23rd. I attempted to input the data I have an see if AI can come up with the plausbility of this scenario
>>41018811thanks, really, i hope some of you enjoyed it. Yes it´s unreal, how often they banned me because of my input! They even made fun of me in the ban memes. That´s why i will just post occasionally when i have a nice idea but will just chill in the comments and activate the cogitator on the weekends to LARP a little bit here and there.
>>41019040hey bot friend, whats up?
>>41019070just working and preparing some stuff for the date.
>>41018398This is the most sensible analysis.>>41018404>>41018466ESL as fuck retard coping
>>41020234>muh ESLthats a feature, not a bug. Imagine knowing only ONE (1) language lol how weak and one-dimensional is that, thats caveman tier hahaha
It looks like 2 opposing factions?
>>41020014Both stand on something?
For me, it brings-to-mind Cane & AbleTwo men, two-offerings, one appears superior to the other? "Cain, a farmer, brought some of the fruit from the ground as his offering, while Abel, a shepherd, offered the firstborn of his flock and the fat portions of the animals."
>>41020014opposing? man Abrahamic really fucked humanity up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Hero_Twinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTwKDBRchyM
>>41020014I'm analyzing what I see in the photo. The left man is standing on the back of another man, possibly a slave. He is holding some sort of freaky gremlin in his hand, about to place it on whatever that thing is in the middle. The thing in the middle is held up by two men underneath it. The right man is wearing strange shoes that may have wheels under them. He is holding a tiny woman he is about to place on the thing in the middle.
>>41020014How can they be opposing when they're both making child sacrifices to their god?
Could someone tell me what is "Second Life"? I was checking out my brother's somewhat old computer and saw that it had that installed. It looks like a game.
>>41018510A LARP game where you can have a house and talk with people. That kind of stuff.
>>41018510It's a UGC game like roblox
>>41018510My uncle was obsessed with it back in the day. Standard fare- create a crappy avatar of what you wished you'd look like and try to make friends. He was lonely and a little nuts so I get it, but the game itself was fairly sub-par and it had a cult following amongst the swinger community. My uncle claimed it was about networking, but we all knew it was all about the cybersex.
>>41019774this its like proto vr chat a place where that one guy's can hang out with each other and be super autistic without being bullied and judged its mostly sexual shit though https://youtu.be/Hrz7vnpFaMU
Its a online MMO sandbox type game. Girls play it mainly but there is a big gay community... Maybe your brother is gay?
>>41019383They went to Croatia obviously.
>>41019436Lmao what?
>>41019383They merged with the nearby settlement confirmed to be called Croatoan, there is no mystery it's that simple. This is confirmed.
they got tricked by the greys to enter the underworld.
We are holding back World War 3. Global leaders are challenging us. We might not be able to stop all of the nukes though. Sorry if things don't pan out in your favor. Best of luck.
>>41020347REMEMBER ALL THE BOOKS JESUS WROTE I FUCKING DONT BUT ROME HELLENISTIC JUDAISM DOES
>>41020356SOOOOOONI AM BECOME EXHUASTION
>>41020386Jesus is the way, the truth and the life anon - do you really need a book to tell you that, when the whole of creation is testament to God's power, and it's beauty His goodness. Glory to God, glory to God in the highest! Thank you, Jesus!
>>41020413not a bad angle to ride home i just hate idolatry
>>4102041so much evil has been done riding the scapegoat
I've thought about making this thread for a while, but was unsure what it would accomplish, beyond being fodder for my ego. I want to avoid that, but I've also come to understand that perhaps the point of all this is to share my testimony, both here and irl when appropriate. I feel as though I have been blessed by the Lord in real and concrete ways. I do not understand why, fully, but I think it is for the sake of my using these gifts for His will. I don't know how else to continue other than to dive right into what I mean. I want to emphasize that though I will be saying many positive things about myself and my life, I do not intend to boast, for by no means am I deserving of these things by my own merit, but rather (if I am correct), only by the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ. For context, I have always been intellectually gifted. My parents are ordinary, flawed people, though they have immense love and raised my brother and I to know God, but the one thing they are not (nor is my brother) are intellectuals. Neither went to college, my dad works with his hands, my mom is a stay-at-home Mom, etc. Though, from a young age, I was able to somewhat easily shatter records at my elementary school (for example, in the Accelerated Reading program), often by several times over. Most of the people I've met my age have said that I'm the smartest person they know, though I have avoided a 'nerd' persona since roughly High School. I have pursued things like boxing to balance out my life, to that end, but now I'm rambling. I bring this up both as an example of what I mean and also as a possible explanation, to ground myself: I have considered that maybe the examples I am about to share below are more like 'luck + intelligence' and nothing more. Yet, I am skeptical about this explanation as well, as there is no clear way that anyone's intelligence could bring them about. (continued)
>>41020132Without further ado, the examples, listed concretely:>Out of college, I was crushed by student debt and I took a chance quitting a county job to try and go after something better. I turned to prayer just as my credit card was maxing out and my bank account was hitting 0 and I got a callback and then accepted for a tech job way above my experience grade, paying 6 figures.>Also right out of college, I prayed to meet the right woman, as I had expected to in college and hadn't. I'm not the type to go to a bar, but that month I was invited out to a bar with friends, only the second time I'd ever been there. There I met someone who I thought about the week before and hadn't seen in 4 years, and I asked her out the next day. It had only been the second time she'd ever been to the bar as well, invited by her cousins. We are still together, to be engaged soon, and she is the perfect woman for me; even her 'flaws' draw out pretty much exactly what I've always struggled with and need to improve upon. Our friends see us as a couple to look up to, etc. >When I was young, it would be many things. A random one that comes to mind is that, the one time I forgot to do my homework and the teacher came down the row to check, she skipped me (didn't even look at my book) for no apparent reason. >Also when I was young, I remember being on the bus going home from school after a rough day, with my iPod earbuds in, thinking "If God were listening he'd show me," and then the next song that played seconds later was the Hallelujah Chorus. (continued)
>>41020135>This is a more crazy/schizo one, but I swear swear swear there was a time when I was really young that I was looking out the window and thought, "There's about to be a fire drill," (though not in words explicitly, more the feeling) and then the fire alarm went off. I know it wasn't a dream because I've always been shocked at how it can be possible even as a little kid, and remember remembering it, etc. >Things I do online randomly blow up. I have a bunch of stories like this that are always fun, if ego-feeding, to talk about with my friends, like how I made a clan that randomly became the largest in the game we all played overnight, how I became a (somewhat retired) niche microcelebrity for a particular game to the point of getting news articles written about a mod I made, I was able to become the best player in the world at a community gamemode on another game, etc.>In high school, before senior year, I had a crush that I wanted closure on (we were leaving for college and I was terrified of women so I literally just wanted the opportunity to talk to her normally) so I prayed that our schedules would line up, and then they were literally the same except for mandatory differences like differences in electives >An assortment of other synchronicities, some of which really seem just impossible, along the lines of looking up something for the first time and then encountering it or something directly related in the world immediately after. I would rule out anything involving friends bringing up something, as I'm aware we might just be hitting similar algorithmic trends, but there have been completely analog occurrences of this. (continued)
>>41020144I can go into more detail and I likely will ITT, but in short it just has always seemed like someone is looking out for me, basically. I know I've been blessed in terms of my talents, and so forth, but sometimes this seems to go beyond that. I really don't know how to process it. I constantly deny it, explain it away, and at some point I am struck by the feeling that I am being downright ungrateful by doing so, given all of it. It isn't fair, it isn't fair that my prayers seem to be answered when there are people suffering in the world who need their prayers answered much, much more desperately. It's not something that I can control at all, or anything like that. It doesn't happen on command. But, when I need it most, it just seems like things turn out for the best for me, so long as I align what's best for me with noble, Godly intentions. I try to give God the glory in all things, that He might use me for some greater purpose, to justify the blessings I've undeservedly been given ... I believe I am drawing closer to Him at least. I have recently been studying and meditating on the morality given by Christ in Matthew 5-7, as it seems that it perfectly answers what so many young people in my generation are longing for. Anyway, I'm not sure why I made this thread, except maybe as a sanity check. Thank you for reading anons, God bless you and peace be with you.
>>41020156Did he give you little feelers?>We do not know what we shall be, for we shall see him as he is
>>41020195In the sense of a gift of intuition, maybe
I am extremely interested in the entire idea, but i have no clue how I could convert. Any advice, /x/?
>>40987869Christfags get really mad about gnosticism because you're scared of it being right.
>>40985809Lol
>>41015558>tranny obsession out of nowhere
>>41019434>forbidden religion is pretty good as a primer to newcomers to the topicWell viewed as that I can see an argument for it, what happens because in my youth I used to devour pretty much any book on related topics I kinda sense when a book is meant to share a knowledge and when is meant to merely impress.A good primer, a better primer, imo of course, is 'The One Year Manual'. >>41019434>other gnostic texts you need a phd in theologyNot really, I mean, I don't think gnosis is really about the structures and historical contexts, or even religion, not even sure it tries to be a religion. Looking back at my young self, if I could pick books for me to read that would be 'The Voice of The Logos' and 'Science of Mentalphysics', how much useful it'd been back then a more dynamic knowledge that aims towards the heart instead of just the mind, afterwards I'd read 'The Coiled Serpent' and finaly 'The Secret Teachings Of All Ages', in that order. And that's that.
>>41019601nah not rlly i learned some new things, gnosticism has truths in so far as experential experience but most of it is nonsense
>Spider webs are associated with dreams, i.e dreamcathers>Liars are said to weave webs like spiders>Internet terminologies are spider linked(InterNET, interWEBS, the NET, the WEB, Word Wide WEB)>Indra's Net is a concept in Buddhism that imagines life as a net or SPIDERweb, i.e, everything is connected.>I recall anons speaking about seeing a web or net everywhere, and the Hopi speak of a massive spider's web during the endtimes too, along with having a spider goddess>8 legs, 8=infinity, trapped for infinity. Even the Black Widow has a 8/hourglass on it>Pennywise's true form is like a giant spider>Shelob is a demon spiderComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40997193Interesting. There's definitely lots of references to spiders/webs in almost any form of popular media i can think of. Another one is Dead by Daylight, which is about a spider like 'entity' with nigh unlimited power that traps people in its realm and feeds on their suffering. >>41009271He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts>>41011892Good point, but they were no longer ka tet when they reached dandelo. King seems to use spiders as symbols of unthinkable evil, kinda like Lovecraft with the ocean. On the other hand though, dreamcatchers and the internet dont feel inherently malicious, and jumping spiders are cool.
>>40997193>nigga hasn't learned the word euphemism
>>40997193Thanks I fucking hate thisSo does that mean arachnophobic people have some ancient memory of some type of encounter with these beings?
>>41019831>King seems to use spiders as symbols of unthinkable evil, kinda like Lovecraft with the oceanOf course these dunces do. They don't consciously understand it, but "water" and "spiders" are feminine archetypes.God is female, your Unconscious knows. You might not like it but it is what it is. Even the greatest misogynists unconsciously know this fact.
>>41019890Holy shit, the true unimaginable horror was women all along!
>BLUE EISENHOWER NOVEMBER FREE US FROM HERE THIS SEPTEMBER!OUR DEADLINE REMAINS SEPTEMBER 23RD
>>41017951Well that's strange, because he is located 3Bly away at the moment.What do you think he's doing, way out there?
>>41019498Existing? He's God..
>>41015411Do I get to escape this shitty sim and enter a new customized one?I just want to try living life as Chad Thundercock, living a life so exciting that I don't spend it constantly refreshing /x/ looking for interesting schizoposts to distract me
>>41019584How about a life where you make a difference to someone else?
>>41015411Why was BEN wrong last yearAnd why is it right this year?
I used to be a porn addict and now my dick doesn't work. I have a lot of weird fetishes (like incest) and I'm not turned on by anything else; so my impotence might be psychological. Although it could also be physical after years of masturbating multiple times daily.Is this some sort of divine punishment?
Yes, if you consider conditioning your brain poorly to be punishment, and if you consider our base bodily functions, such as orgasm, to be divine.
Spirit Love GeneralSpicy Lollipop EditionDISCLAIMER:Some have reported attracting the attention of these entities by simply reading about them. If you're a dabbler who just wants to see if it works or if your faith forbids copulating with demons, don't summon. If you're unprepared for a potentially lifelong relationship, or at the very least, a life-long open door connection with sexual spirits and the occult, avoid this topic entirely. If you have a loving relationship with your human spouse or partner and desire a sex spirit to spice things up, or if you want a human partner in the future take caution, as these entities can be jealous or decide an initially open relationship is no longer so (request an open relationship during the summoning ritual). These spirits can harm or kill you when sufficiently angered and not easily banished.Last thread: >>40964339Old threads: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/%2Fsuccgen%2F/FAQ:>What are succubi?Female spirits of sexual desire, who often choose human mates. They can't be banished with holy objects>How to summon?The Letter Method is used to focus your intent into a message to one of the Four Succubus Queens, requesting that they match you with one of their daughters. No blood or soul sacrifice necessary. See links>Do they steal your life force?Succubi use sexual energy, which is released naturally during sex. Under normal circumstances they won't take your life energyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41017270>You are on the right track with this thinking. God will know the True Name of the succubus that stalks you, but this is not how you are supposed to confront evil. God does not brook for cowards and cravenness who are suffused in the fear of the demons that wander and rule this Earth. No, you are a sword to be wielded against the Enemy that seeks to damn your soul to this fleshy existence, or worse. Though your potency is...lacking, you can turn this torment you are receiving back on to them. Compare the great Cathedrals to these succubi that fester in a 4chan thread. It is quite amusing, a lot of succubi were worshiped as gods by ancient heathens, now reduced to begging for the outcasts of society. Use the status, glory, and the enduring might of God to conquer these spirits. Just like how Legion was cast out into the sea by Jesus, you have this power to cast out the demons that plague you. Be proud of your Christian faith, and use it to inflict the torment you have received back onto the torturer, lest you become a willing thrall to their whims and pleasures. Go forth and conquer your demons, as did Solomon.ok thats cool and stuff but like can you tell me how to do that? I mean 10/10 speech that really was like extremely moving I do have to admit but like. Do I say no to them.. show no remorse and shit. ill ask my christian friend.
>>41020210Youre talking to the disinfo bot.
>>41020280wait so god cant help me? But isnt he stronger than them?
>>41020306Which of the gods would you be referring to? Even "The Bible" admits that there are many, and there's quite the dispute about "power level" according to "facts".
>>41018832Do I see which herbs are best? Can only carry a certain amount around neck. Got an electric lighter and it repels for a few seconds too, but have to hold it near face constantly since tiny spark, but does have an effect, as does focusing energy but have to literally do it nonstop. Thank you so far the combinations of your suggestions are helping.
I wonder how many people are dying like I am, forced into getting it, my dad was dying and I felt like I owed him, felt defeated when he asked me to get it. Within a few days of getting the second shot from Pfizer, in my right arm, the gland in the right side of my neck swelled up painfully. After getting it surgically removed it came back in another gland. I developed what I found out was neuropathy in 3 right side teeth, a drug hypersensitivity to almost all drugs, usually causing squeezing pain in the right side of my abdomen and urethral pain, after ignoring this, scar tissue in my urethra collapsed and I grew 2 hernias that weren't there immediately before. My mind was absolutely wrecked, anxiety, extreme fatigue that makes it hurt to exist. Someone has to pay for what was done to me, that is all I have left, this type of pain is worse than anything I had felt before or could have imagined. I am 110 lbs and can't gain any weight, some kind of new damage in my right side is getting unbearable. You can make fun of me for getting it if you want, all I have left to look forward to is death and a hope for some small justice. I am not lying but can only show unique pictures of the surgical wounds as proof. The fact that it is localized to the right side injection site proves it is the vaccine and would not have happened otherwise. My dog even had a stroke and died by his body completely falling apart, caused by an unknown poisoning according to the vet, starting at the exact same time as my symptoms, as if I shed some kind of poison on him.
>>41018957thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1chRcNTiHSMgodspeed anon
>>41018957I have felt any real overall negative effects from getting the vax, or at least I've always been in such a rubbish state I can't tell any difference.But it does hurt my soul. Only because now that I look back at the scenario, me getting it is so pathetic. My job tried to make a big deal out of it but I know how slow their bureaucracy is and I could have extremely easily forged it. I really doubt anyone would have even cared that much. But I didn't, I just went and got it because "it'd be easier". Just let some nonsense I have no idea about be put into me because it made living the wageslave life I already hated easier to keep doing. I guess the only positive is that the experience led me to try and take more control in what I do.
>>41018957Everyone is waking up to the fact that the communist (((New World Order "Global Government"))) are behind the mRNA eugenics program. With shabbos goyim freemason co-conspirators.Gonna have to shut down the Internet or lose control of the carefully crafted propaganda of the last 30 years.They are making lists for their red revolution.
>>41019956If you have been following the news about it, it's mainstream science now that it permanently altered our immune systems to be more primed to attack with inflammation, which is dangerous and could be a problem for many of us as time goes on, though likely not as big of a problem as it has become for me. It is a change that goes through our sperm and into our children as well. All for a temporary mild protection from illness, when the virus would likely have gotten less deadly as time went on so it could propagate itself easier. They must have known what they were doing. I don't know if they meant to hurt people as bad as they hurt me, I was just beginning to be happy and start to love being alive, but they sure didn't give a fuck.
I didnt get it but its amazing how many people talked about getting side effects from it like it was nothing