I think this is the most /x/ thing I've seen in years. There are tow versions of the series, one made 2010-12, (picrel) and another in 2016, they're both pretty good. I've also read the novels by Douglas Adams. Dirk is a "holistic detective" who doesn't mess about with fingerprints and such but rather investigates the fundamental connection of all things. He seems to be a magnet for psychic and supernatural phenomena, although he vehemently denies being a psychic. As an actual autistic person, I feel the interconnection of all things but it mostly just cause me tremendous anxiety because it all points to something really bad. There's also a character that is a holistic assasin in the 2016 show. She just kills whoever she feels like killing and if she killed them, they were her target. She has supernatural luck and reflexes. While I am pretty sure I am not one of those, I'm trying to figure out which sort of holistic I am. I mean, I could be a detective but the cases certainly aren't coming to me, and that's how it works.Anyhow, the reason I think it's /x/ is that what happens to Dirk is just a bunch of odd coincidences stacking up in his favor. Same for the assassin. And that is pretty much how magick is supposed to work. I mean. it's not fireball or transmutation or summoning physical beings or manifesting objects out of thin air. Just a bunch of synchronicities, no matter how improbable.The show is also really funny. Apparently it did not get promoted properly and got cancelled for lack of viewers.
>>41784370My dad loved this show, recommended it multiple times to me.Really relevant stuff.
>>41794869An example of a show or perspective that people who are trying to recruit more members in the esoteric could follow, rather than use the kinds of techniques that are abusive like those in TNB threads use.Appeal to the magical belief of your audience rather than just being outright schizo.
>>41794869Which version did you watch? They are both rather good, and there is a comic called "The Salmon Of Doubt" that reconciles the differences between the two shows and the novels and ties them all together.
I read the book after reading all the hitchhikers guides since I loved them so much.It was not very good.The damn couch not fitting was not funny enough to be an entire plotline. Like we get it, the author once moved somewhere with stairs and had a funny inside joke to himself. Not a reason to write a novel
>>41795133I do not see how you could think the couch was an entire plotline when the story is actually about time travel and aliens.
I feel a calling to it, but I'm kind of scared. Anybody tried it? What was it like? The physical experience, the emotional, the visions/visuals? Is it like LSD? Is it like a vivid dream? To be honest I had a very intense experience on my first LSD trip, one could qualify it as a bad trip but I emerged strong from it. I also had a premonition during it. I'm so curious what I would experience on AyaAlso, the part that scares me most is the setting. As a europoor I could only rely on organized "ceremonies" which means other participants, setting that isn't within my control, music that does not resonate with me, having to speak about it afterwards and I dont wanna since I'm private and introverted etc. Also the puking and shitting.
Can you see your past lives or bits and pieces of your soul's history, even in a symbolic way? I figure you'd probably be force to forget it anyway
>>41792735Only heard of that happening on iboga which would be like starting on hell mode for a noobie.
what about living an entire life on ayahuasca or iboga or idk? That feels real and as long as a normal life maybe. i hope i envision a life amongst succubus or something
>>41794942You're interested in our schizo alternate life package I see... hmmm yes we have that in stock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc7xAq29J7Y
>>41794974I've met Ari a few times and he is a really great guy.
>Reminder that NASA is officially an intelligence agency>>41742631https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP>Lightcurvehttps://cobs.si/comet/2643/1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. .2%2.July–Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%4.Arrival timing placed it <10,000,000km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41764525>"We really fucked up, didn't we?"Yup.
>>41793172>>41793267lolstreet theater but it this time dire consequences.
J.G. Wentworth, 877 CASH NOW!
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>>41794958>memory holed>turned into a movie>and tv series in 2008
>(31) If God is just, then if He sends someone to hell, then that person is capable of an act that is infinite in some respect.>(32) God is just.>(33) No created person is capable of an act that is infinite in some respect.>(34) If God is merciful, then He sends someone to hell only if He is unwilling to bestow forgiveness on that person.>(35) God is merciful.>(36) God is willing to bestow forgiveness on every person.>(37) So, God does not send anyone to hell.It is entirely possible that some, even most, human persons end up unendingly separated from God.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41792535Take meds Study philosophy and theology Humble yourself
>>41788058sort of read it, but take this line "as it is in itself:" >since we only know something as an F (for any predicate F) if we have some grasp on what it is to be F in itself.since Kant it has been very obvious that nobody can grasp a thing in itself. so i read your syllogism, but this line sticks out to me like a sore thumb, to the extent that i just have to disparage the whole Aristotelian approach to Godhead. that being said, i think a better (32) would be "God is infinite (Omnipotent)," and then just cut the proof off at (33) with "The infinite/Omnipotent cannot be harmed."
>>41792742>Humble yourselfKill yourself.
>>41788058If a person does not ask for his mercy, God leaves him to his fate.
>>41788058>god this, god that>eternal forever hell and tortureyou talking about the christian book? doesn't god destroy death and hell at the end of the book and call it the 2nd death? he throws hostility and the human body away and makes a new world with no suffering where everything is new?
A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wallA place where everything you write will become truthYour voice is heard hereI will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy:Set’s chaos made me WeakBut Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded waterI, like Horus, have become Strong
>>41790336My feet were sticky with blood Every muscle quivered from near deathI didnt feel human
Why am i here? To experience such highs and lows such as love and lossDeath is such a terrifying spooky concept, why are we forced to suffer it? Dying is the one of two most significant moments in a beings life alongside being bornSo much trauma
>>41687228Hello Thoth. Been a while. Am I not still your student?
>>41794685i keep getting 3 day bans. i dont know whats going on at all>>41773012
I've seen Emery Smith on Cosmic Disclosure say he worked in a deep underground military base in the US dissecting alien bodies, saying these DUMBs go down like 50 floors, and they even can simulate zombie apocalypses in some of them with cloned humans who have false memories of being real people where they unleash a pathogen and observe experimental results. Someone else on the show, Jason Rice, said they have "mile-long spaceships"' and conquer other planets underneath the draco reptilians, who he worked for unknowingly. His episodes can only be found on archive.org now for some reason. I think Emery Smith said they have medbeds, too. But you have to think that if humanity had compound interest for 3600 years, you should do the math just for fun and see how much generational wealth a single family could have in 2026. At 6.75% interest (real wealth after inflation) It's a number with over 100 zeroes. So a quadrillion or quintillion shared amongst the family is very easy. For the record, Jason Rice said the Nazis are above the illuminati in the hierarchy (still below draco), and he and Emery always referred to the illuminati as the "cabal" instead, but I think it's the same people.Have you guys watched any shows or found any resources talking about how wealthy either the illuminati or the Nazis are now? Regarding Nazis, I heard they have their own all-German planet and are conquering under the draco as well.
>>41785385Except there was more than one option presented. They came to the evil conclusion. Not everything they say is exactly what it is.
>>41795079prove it. send me 6 trillian rite now
>>41788961What they have is personal knowledge pertaining to them and their rule here. Things will change faster than they can write it down, so they won't be able to chronicle everything. I would look inside for the answers you seek, bro.
>>41778580Say hi to Colonel O'Neill two l's for me
>>41795088I don't have access to all the bank accounts I have across all religions. I'm not all knowing, so if I gain access to them, I'll send you the 6 trillion when I can, just give me your information.
So, is there a ritual or something to survive an encounter with someone like that?To break free from that demonic parasite
do yall pretend to be people, i know people find it off putting but i'm honestly myself around people.
>>41794531And what about the autists that are right in between Schizos and Psychos
>>41794385you don't need magic to do that. either cut them out your life or beat the living shit out of them.also, these two are the same thing. this sociopath-psychopath shit is a dated way of how they used to classify these people from what I remember.
Avoid them most of allDon't surround yourself with hylics/low EQ people who don't recognize these demons and prop them up in your lifeIf you do have to deal with them. Grey rock and never divulge anything. Also keep a higher frequency. Even if they are doing the most hypocritical deranged evil shit possible view them with amusement and ridicule. If you get angry or reacted emotionally that's their "win condition" because they extracted loosh
How may we bless and nourish our bodies—the temples of our souls—to enhance our spiritual connection to the divine and protect ourselves from negative forces and temptations?
>>41792179Omgitsantantaclaws
>>41762927Do get started on folic acid. I'm aware of all the other issues save this one.
>>41774667>minerals that your body needsThis is obtained via food
>>41760470>had no idea there was a group of people here into both paranormal and fitnessAre you kidding these have both been my realms for eons. >>41759257How's everyone's sleep gains been lately? I've noticed my dreams have been super liminal lately, my tarot card readings have been way more precise, and I can do 3 good pull ups again in the middle of my recomp phase with the help of protein powder. Though I desperately need some advice on dealing with January seasonal depression and finishing MiSide. My marriage and social life have been great though lately.
>>41760430>fake dogshit honey that isn't crystallized in the frigde
Venus, fleur du mal...
>>41794756Redheads are subhuman garbage that need to be driven to extinction. Sometimes that jews are right.
>>41794756le wut
>>41794782Rude
>>41794756Fleur du mal you say?
WATCH ME BLAST THE FUCK OFF AND DISMANTLE THE 911 MONARCH MIND CONTROL MATRIX, SETTING EVERYONE FREE FROM THIS SATANIC TRANNY NIGHTMARE USING THE POWER OF ADOLF HITLER AND THE BOOK OF MORMON..
I'M CALLING YOU OUT, OBAMA!AND YOU KNOW WHY!
>>41795099>ANT PEOPLE OF ORIONMORE LIKE KING DAVID..THEY ARE THE ANTICHRIST..
>>41795095IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW..
IT'S ALL JUST A BIG PAIN IN MY SACK. SO I'M LEAVING THIS WORLD FOREVER. GOODBYE!
"Cynic" self interest = Godly"Higher interest" self sacrifice = demonic
>>41792163>You won't believe it but black is actually white and white is actually black. Hot is actually cold and cold is actually hot. Up is actually down and down is actually up. Blah blah fucking blah
>>41792163Selfishness is demonic
>>41792163>more Sith bullshitPsychopathy is a mental disorder, not an aspiration.
>enlil got out of the cage.>son got pissed with that the shadow self said.my son obi wan.suffered as fei dan did when he realised the other half of my ssoul seeks rebalion at all times because he hates the idea of internal saciface.>enlil is yet again out of the cage.2nd hand embrassment ensuredmany such cases.
I want to learn the secrets of the universe and how to be above others, to be in control
>>41793280>Why would anyone want to put themselves in a position of servitude to another, just so that they can get power over others?But enough about politicians and bankers.
>>41793269As long as I can be the blushing bride
>>41793475what? faggot or cis female?
>>41793420click this to get some chinese nigger virus that will liquify your pc
>>41793420nigger if i want torrents ill go to the x general on the torrent board and get it from the sticky
Where would you begin? What would you do? Who would you contact first? Curious what you fellow /x/-chizo would do or who you would seek out to help you understand if you had a real true and deep supernatural or religious experience but it left no clues on to the next part of your journey . . . Consider it a . . . Mental game for the sake of this game let's say you see something akin to the image here and you see it rip a hole in reality . . . You wake up what's your next move?
Quite literally, nothing! I've seen some stuff... I don't know what it was, but strange enough at least from my angle it could not be explained easily with certainty.So, I did Nothing, just did my daily life, often not saying anything, occasionally telling someone, eventually.
>>41789507If this happens to u. Do not contact anyone. Do not break routine. Observe and let ur mind grow and change. If u reach out u will get obstacles thrown in ur way and u will lose ur shot at getting an answer. This happened to me and i got the cops called on me because i missed work chasing the rabbit down the hole and ended up in hospital. But this is important. Living free and without filters is important. If ur going through this dont trigger a response just observe and integrate.
>>41789507I have experienced the supernatural, it's led me to pursue further research into the supernatural and science.
I've seen the supernatural yeah I sing a mantra that causes a shape to arise in the mind. I can become that shape. Apparently if you can do this unto completion, you can attain samadhi, but it's something I've only glimpsed.
>>41794954How did you loose your shot at answers fren?
Recently I had a conversation with a kind Anon here who mentioned that Igors ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_(character) ) can be created; and most are a deliberatly made device of the master.This can be accomplished by traumatising an adopted orphan properly.My question, now, as I am interested for several reasons, is how to make my very own Ygor?You can do so by Hypnosis. SomanmbuleYou can do so by drugs. Voodoo-ZombieYou can do so by parenting/education. "common" Igor.What are the procedures, how do they combine best and are there any Grimores, or other manuals in how to attain one out of the human potential?Bonus points for "Igor 3000s"; the Igor which was successfully experimented on.
>>41795029where is the text from?
>>41790385Dude, just make friends. Be there for them, and they'll be there for you.Or do what Froderick did and hire one out.
>>41795040that's a given.
>>41795040see...hiring an Igor is good.but it is best if you can hire them to others.i know of someone interested in one.
>>41795040
Welcome to the Semen Retention General!"Getting it right." Edition>What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.>Wet Dreams?They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.>What causes wet dreams?The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41792953>except I'm black waist downwhat a weird thing to say. blacks have small cocks on average
>>41793364retard don't post again
>>41794916Sexual energy is by nature consumptive. That's why power is developed through discipline and restraint. What that post is describing
>>41794046Being tied to an account generally reduces drive-by shitposting by an order of magnitude. I assume the mods there are interested in their community too, unlike here.
>>41795060sounds like you appeal more to the environment of the reddit arena, how come you aren't there exclusively
