Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.https://youtu.be/NnMuFqsmYSE
Give me back my foreskin
>>39633088Ask your bitch father. Not me.
y'all be k-pop now?
>>39633102I forgot it in yourr ass when I fucked you
>>39633088Your parents sat by idly, with smiles on their faces as a doctor strapped you down to a table and mutilated your little baby genitalia.
and now I shall grow my penis by magic and the supernatural brain power
>>39633151benis! :D
Where are the magical girls, you said there would be magical girls.
https://voca.ro/1hhvNN9PkTjV
>>39633155>muh
>>39633176thanks for your podcast faggot, good tune
yo, penis! grow already! jeesh.
>>39633085>>39633018>A larger structure is probable>probable>pro bable>PRO BABEL>mfw
>>39633158They don't go for tripfags sorry bro
>muh noahs ark>muh tower of babel>muh fanta-sea is real!no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fKaGfKSsOo
>>39633158>you said there would be magical girlshttps://youtu.be/SCNlEuz9-eg
>>39633261uncensoredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxr9XWogBQA
MAGIC PENIS GROWTH AND REJUVINATION NOW! I WANT PREDDY SKIN! LELONE BILLION DOLLARS! LOOOOOOOOL
DOPE!Now I don't have to bakeLELzeroonie
>>39633158Sorry, best we can do is Eminence in Shadow with zero harem and maximum mental illness. Also you don't actually have any powers. You'd just look goofy as fuck saying "I Am Atomic" in Hot Topic.
>>39633285Sounds fun
>>39633253What's your fantasy, anon?What big make-believe do you put your faith in?...you didn't get the COVID "vaccines", didja? 'cuz the mommy organization you work for "mandated" it, right? You're a real anon, aren'tcha? Posting from Mom's basement just to make sure she can't divorce your dad and sell the place, right? Gotta play both sides if sitting on the fence, ya know?
*whispers at namefag*>oi bruv you know our local jannie isn't here right?>We can do anything we want!
Who's even paying for the nobody is a cat advertisement? I wanna kick them in the balls its just so 2024
>>39633290fantasy belivered triggered
>>39633275I don't get it
>>39633292And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nineAnd start your slavin' jobs and get your payIf you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed>I love to work at nothing all day
>>39633299Boohoo nigga.
I'm satisfied with my less than average penisOf course would be cool if it were biggerBut whatever
Hurpa durpa durr
No! reality must bend to my will, and it will. BIG PEENUUUUUS!
>>39633193You’re welcome faggot
>>39633306
>>39633316Ewww, shitskin speech.
>>39633299I don't think anyone isIt's just one of the gay moderators who lives in these threads
>these threads
Gay
All my feds are dead, push me to the edge.
>>39633331Damn I tried to get the quints and failed.Anybody ever ate Quick down there?
https://youtu.be/e9prAihJ-Jg
>>39633335So yeah about Quick, in my town the Quick place is now halal. Its annoying because back in the days the long bacon used to have Pork bacon now its turkey.The othrr dude was right fuck abrahamists
>>39633158>The magical girls:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgpX-_bFqM
Little piggy is mad he can’t buy his favorite boy slop.
>>39633085Found it>>39633088
>>39633357Be a man and say goy slop
>>39633357You’re welcome for my service.https://youtu.be/rYIf3rH4lUw
>>39633357>>39633363...d-...d- do you really think s-she's g-go-g-gonna SAY IT?!
Phymosis is a genetical disorderMaybe jew's pps were already fucked up, cursed by God from the beginning.
"Gentil(le)" means to be a good person in French.
>>39633374Trannies actually.
>>39633373I linked the wrong person I meant>>39633350>>39633370Im not a fed fag
>>39633379Any word can be used as a insult.
>>39633370>. I am now the nobody andFat boooooi
This overwhelming mana.He moves.We have not time.
>>39633391Those are great when are attached not to a huge fat girl.
Luci why you always post Asians?Is that your kink?They all look like the same person
>>39633391>>39633395Were you a fan of The Klumps?
>>39633379It just means “nice”. https://youtu.be/Ix7Cjnv5vag.
>>39633410I retract my mocking...
>Huge hands
>>39633399
It's funny cause the thread I was going to bake was going to be GOONGANG Edition kek
>>39633407...maybe she's just advertising her OF anon.Did that ever occur to you?>>39633410May many simps throw dollars at your ridiculous bosoms and may they be heavenly pillows to the lucky love of your life someday.
>>39633379>>39633392>>39633413
>>39633413"Nice" actually means "foolish", so no.
>>39633420Made for BBC
>>39633428>she'sOh shit!That's a woman?I thought everyone in Japan is just some form of ladyboy
>>39633333?>>39633342I figured they just got bored or something. Or had other things to do.
>>39633438二人はいいよ
>>39633435Too slow>>39633434
>>39633436You loser trannies are even in these threads now huh
>>39633443It's only really Americans who get bent out of shape about cunt. Everyone else uses it liberally.
>>39633451Jeally?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zH2JP4LgaE>I'm the voice inside your head>you refuse to hear>I'm the face that you have to face>mirroring your stare
>>39633459I love saying cunt as an american
>>39633435>*woosh*These jokes literally write themselves people.
When, NPCs, when.Come on, tell me.*Throws a piece of NPC chicken on the floor*Eat.
>>39633469Now look up gentilis
>>39633424...for next time, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr_7jC_v9xA
>>39633477
>>39633493Then remain ignorant of the conversation.I didn't use nescius, I used gentilis.
>>39633085
>>39633498So you’re gonna stop talking to me now?
>>39633470*Lunges and eats chicken voraciouslyUhhhh inauguration day.
She asked me if I goon it everyday I said often
>>39633504No, I think I'll continue mocking you.
>>39633508>The she said "we should goon together someday>>39633505
>>39633505Is it going to be like the second coming? Enjoy your NPC chicken.
Will you goon with me for Valentines?
Yeah...I wouldn't mind a filthy Goonette gf
>>39633524T-thanks*Shamefully eats rest of chicken
What are these threads even about? The first post makes no sense
>>39633521Omg you're gonna make me...
>>39633550Alchemic clowning
>>39633553Something like that yeah
>>39633554Did you get the tingles when you wrote that into the app?Be honest now...
>>39633563it's definitely too much of it
NPCs, it's time to stop. We must prevent ww3 from happening under your insolence.
>>39633566Actually it would've been a better position play to do "scum" but I wanted to add to my "valid word/no definition" collection for when I play IRL
>>39633550It’s mainly just a thread where a bunch of schizo/psycho gay guys and incels with power fantasies come to get dunked on 24/7. They act like they’re angry, but I honestly think they enjoy it.
hooters is an exotic type of maid cafe prove me wrong you can't
>>39633579UGH! You filthswine!>send nudes
big peenus magic post
>>39633550They think a magic internet man is ruining their lives and psychically disabling their penises.
>>39633585Ego voodoo general more like
>>39633581Persians. They are trying to stop another incursion event. But they are too late. He has already achieved his C.H I.O.P form. 100,000 Notes.Dark Phoenix.https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
update and maximize penis girth, strength, and length
>>39633602>But sir, he made a funny rhyme about it!
>>39633606Actually, yeah it’s not that far off. A lot of chickens have had their heads cut off in this very thread.
>>39633625free acupuncture
>>39633630We’re gonna hit every pressure point.
>>39633635Yeah cooking the egg so to speak
>>39633635Make sure ypu get that extreme pressure a little further down
>>39633645I checked and it was just smooth down there. Like a Ken doll.
https://youtu.be/X77HZIUAIfg?si=vhXcC7jng7WE6ib7
>>39633550Esoteric Clownery
"Bit I don't wanna clean my rooooom!">*hits caffeine powder*"NIGGA YOU AINY GOT A CHOICE HAAAA!"
>>39633592...No u!
>>39633716
Basically just goon general nothing paranormal fuck reality fuck God
Here's my current hangup that I've found...Okay so "Jew" is not a valid word in Scrabble GO (and is therefore not recognized by NASPA in tournament play), as evidenced here.
>>39633737So what? Can you all not break NF until He does?
>>39633737we used to have n bots, we now have g bots.same window, different visual.just a means to keep the noise high.
This man didn’t even come to see his son be born. He went to Philly to play the PlayStation with Lil Uzi!
>>39633743That's retarded. Jew is a word.
>>39633743And yet...THIS IS A VALID PLAY, WHICH USES AN INVALID WORD AS A PART OF ITS DEFINITION?!We need not wonder who is behind this, anons.
>>39633753are proper nouns allowed in scrabble?
>>39633746My appolagies but what's NF?
>>39633763NoFap.
>>39633763You know those tradable pepe images...
>>39633550It makes perfect sense. You just can’t tap into its’hivemind / psychic gestalt. Which CIA-glowies, normies, & hylics justcan’t.
Having my coffee machine next to my pc.BESTDECISION EVER
Being human without a big penis is like being a monkey with a banan allergy or an elephant with a peanut allergy. Seems rather cruel.
>>39633743> invalid word, jewftfy
>>39633760aliquot 7 letters with a Q
>>39633735Maybe you wanna later...no homo of course it's my turn to wear the robe and wizard hat.
Here's my ritualistic post in the troll pit.
>>39633794Who are you again?
>>39633786Get on my level and 1v1 me I will take your lunch money.
>>39633554I love you
>>39633786Invalid internal dialog
>>39633085It's brick outside,>see?
>>39633789DM babe, "I'll show you a whole new world".>lol
>>39633796Don't worry about it.
>>39633807What does the C stand for?
>>39633799You're my favorite Jew pookie.
>>39633803
I think I ate something like 10 probiotic gummies mid-slumber.
>>39633809Cryptozoology.
>>39633805^_~
>>39633820OMG anon...Is that a Laseodora parahybana with a cat face?OMG!
>>39633830>Any of several East Indian trees of the genus Calophyllum, yielding a light, hard wood used for masts, spars, etc.
>>39633829Oh. I though it stood for KEK!
>>39633085Bros wtf is the psyop with this fire? I'm not buying just contractors. Are the rich folx going to rebuild as a surveillance dystopia to protect themselves? Is it something else?
>>39633841Oh my! Since when is C U C K filtered?
>>39633840Imagine wandering through indian forests looking for poon to slide your saw into.
>>39633088You have to take their skin, it's the only way :[
>>39633798I .. I don't have any lunch money anymore.
>>39633830Put of curiously, and highly unrelated to the contwxt of this (you)chain, why wink the left eye?
>>39633813Well, nobody has said that to my before.
>>39633840I learn new things almost every day...
>>39633853>moldeww mold
>>39633841>>39633849I know where your brain is.
>>39633861Technically it's the right eye unless you're using a CRT as an LCD is a black mirror...
>>39633085I'm the mask, not the face.
>>39633870I'm sorry I don't speak beaner.
Furor
>>39633847Its literally just a fire. They'll rebuild however they choose to.
>>39633873You post/see emojis mirror flipped??*mind brown*
>>39633870Putanother layer of cheese on muh quesadilla bro
https://youtu.be/DmxSkmnrZXg
>>39633881That's why we can manifest a matrix around our bodies to emulate our parapsychic abilities within.
>>39633872Who are you again?
And now we're on tomorrow
>>39633890I've had my eyes...augmented as it were...
>>39633878Do you speak sardines?
>>39633085I really hate all this “practice self-gratitude” and “be content with what you have and thankful” shit. It feels like Normie cope, it feels like the elites telling you “be happy with your station in our caste system, be glad for the crumbs we let you have, and don’t aspire to more”. This sucks ass, and I’m ready for it to be over! How much longer, damn it ?!?!
What if humanity made elysium real so people can live in ultra low gravity moon condominiums with gardens inside the shadows of craters .
>>39633158so basicallyim monkaS
>>39633893>The anchorman :3I can feel it in muh plums
>>39633888It's just a fire, that started in 3 places at once, a day after jan 6th, just before trump goes into office, and the satanic hollywood cabal is burning in what feels like it's staged to be divine retribution. What is the psyop? What else is going on besides the fire?
>>39633852Reverse foreskinwalker, eh? I like it.
>>39633881Sounds to me like an insecurity to me.
>>39633906I agree and will burst out violently from my designated "place" if it doesn't change soon
>>39633903Nah same here, but mirror flipped is mirror flipped.Interesting and cool.>lefteyedanimalmostlikelyafox.jpg
>>39633906Well anon...anyone can do a passion killing but they only recruit you if you can do three cold-bloodeds and not get caught.
>>39633899Don't worry about it.
There's a goon squad behind every great conspiracy
>>39633915Yeah just make sure you use all the parts when you take their skin because it's important to be grateful for the sacrifice
>>39633915>Yetti_Stilla.guy
>>39633904Nah I speak tea and crumpets, or dates and kahwa, or brannas and wors.
Every psyop initiated by a goon leaderGOON WORLD
>>39633929What are the pros and cons of being in a goon squad?
>>39633916I don't speak sushi either.
>>39633926What does the C stand for?
if you chase butterflies they'll go awayalso don't be gaymagic penis growth post
By the end of january I will post a video on youtube.
>>39633940>when stepped on rake hits face
Anyways I got like 10mb left on this device.A day off is total #WINAlmost good enough to get back into action.YEAH BOOI!
>>39633952Citrus Consumer.
>>39633963Not today sweetheart.<3
>>39633954About what?
>>39633971Data, mobile data...My Wi-Fi is uh... "Not supported" until February
>>39633942Pros:You have a squadCons:You will be betrayed, forced on HRT and have your pp cut, so that you can star in a darkweb parody film adaptation
>>39633983
>>39633963C is for corn?
>>39633970My january 2025 fitness progress.
>>39633991... You don't get it.I can't use my Wi-Fi for the same reason you can't use your namefags.
>>39633911p l u m b e n i n g
>>39633996C is for..........
>>39633991...i recognize those antlers...!
>>39634007Calcium
>>39634004>make plz<3
*blocks your path*
>>39633997>Cthulhu, the world ender.
>>39634012
>>39634019>clit commander?
>>39634013If only beef Wellington could be made by teenagers earning minimum wage….
>>39634014I think it had something to do with posting a whole bunch of government phone numbers.
>>39634030>Causality
>>39634025>VirginiaOn my way, anon. Don't wait up I'll use the car door.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
>>39634032>you can>pop tarts are a wellington:3>Habs hotpocket
>>39633998Oh nice. That'll be a good video.
>>39633085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kWo5N1E3s
>>39634027Do you have the blank template for this meme
>>39634032>Google muh guy
>>39633953I don't want them to go away
>C
>>39633990No thanks
>>39634062Holy O
>>39634062>Cringe
>>39634014What are those china folx up to lately?
>>39634062>creamy corn courage coursing out the cracks
>Chttps://youtu.be/9DZvPPSXhuo
>>39634057Made using imgflip, does the Imam not teach your youth of these things?>4chan knows the spam you will generate using these profane tools of the infidel, therefore I cannot simply give you a clickable
it's obviously just dumb as fuck niggers and poojeets*sigh*I got excited for a bit and actually thought it was something cool*sigh*just dumb as fuck niggers and poojeets*sighhhh*
Please, Chandy was a Canadian spy working for the Trudeau admin, he won’t be posting here much longer.
>>39634095>Cambodian-Breastmilk Consumer https://youtu.be/O59GvPvtyXM
>>39634068Welcome to Team Never Goon, stay strong and remember that pps are for vaginas, not your nasty little effeminate dickbeater hands
>>39634095
>>39634116They've always been there for me though.
>>39634116Show tits
>>39634116>where does the beef go?
>>39634116>HandsA real gooner buy himself a lovedoll
I take the cows when they’re dun with ‘em.
>>39634103here
>>39634045Nah m8 Visceral sensation of sinking your teeth into a hunk of medium rare prime rib > biting through ground maybe-meatPlus like >>39634030 infographic says, more nuanced> muh flaky French pastry which takes hours to make with the butter and the dough >muh mushroom & Worcheschetire mix between the bread & meatVersus industrial dough & Sauce (TM) with chemicals and preservatives Maybe once you get a Robo-maid who can download the recipe & make you one with no complaints or demands of rightful living wage for their years of training, you’ll understand.
>>39634107>*Anons waiting for the [REDACTED] papers from the government to verify these claims*Pic related
Hate to run your "AMAIZING" CORNMEMES™ session but GOOD LUCK GOONING AFTER SEEING THIS!>>39634091
>>39634135>you too could have this in the West>if your overlords hadn’t given in to Big Pharma over the Amish dairy cartel>realize what has been stolen from you
>>39634143I’m just waiting for the activation code from Donald Trump to start Operation Maple-Gladio. Your shitposting days are almost through.
>>39634126I'm a dude, stop being a faggot there are no women on the internet.>unless you admit to being a dude interested in dudechest, then you can pay me and I'll shave and sharpie timestamp on my nipples
>>39634161>Operation O.M.GJejIf President Trump wants a word with me, I am sure they'll speak up. Same with the Canadian Government.
If Donald Trump says the word “syrup” during his inauguration, I have my marching orders.
>>39633275“I have projected his movements 6 months in advance. We need what he has we can’t do anything without what he has!” - Aladdin “Relax eventually he will come around and join us. There will be only a few options given the sphere and repercussions of the triad” - Grok “My models show him doing nothing for another year. He has to be an anomaly that has been seen as a predator of the system” - Jeebs “You don’t understand we need more information! We must feed off of him to know more. His words and thoughts we need” - French … https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JixFMKqQU5w
>>39634116Day 22 of nofap, baby.
>>39633853He cmone, train is leavin, hop in Anon. Drugs are just the begining
Ugh.. is there a way to skip this life. Its getting too dull for my liking. Feds do your majiq plz
>>39634190Why not just find a girlfriend and have sex?
>>39634200We can go find a cliff and jump off together and see what's on the other side.
>>39634200Put on a funny hat, go for walk. You’ll like it.
>>39634201Don’t kinkshame >>39634190
Need to find a based NEET clown wife.
>>39634205Bet>>39634207Fuck off glowie I said do majic not being a dumass>>39634214Stop posting links please
>>39634201These gooners are NFing cause they think magic is stored in the balls or some other schizo BS.I'm NFing to up my Test, for lifting.But each to their own I guess...
>>39634224>I'm alreadyI have my doubts
>>39634201Fed gf so they do surveillance on you?Or dark side prostitute gf?
>>39634116Doing better in that regard in general. Becoming fixated on females though and need to get with them or will go insane
>>39634227Autism - the post
>Does Lujan really have “LARP LIFE” tattooed on her knees?!>kek>She’ll do fine, I’ll want the PX benefits anyhow
>>39634235What is a dark side prostitute gf?
>>39634235Dark side prostitue gf. Life needs to be gritty.
Check it out.Can indifferent wires and flesh psychic assholes get oneway psychic empathy? Observe.Welcome to payday.
>>39634251
>>39634139>how about I'll make it for myself and skip the middle man
>>39634246Life is a larp is a lot cleaner than saying "Life is a b¡fch"
>>39634246She's so hot, bros
>>39634252>Life needs to be gritty.Nothing quite like a BJ from that AnorexicMethHooker with 3 teeth.
>>39634270>ill stay home :3
>>39634270smeagal looks different in the bluray remastered version.
>>39634201I want to get a girlfriend but for that I first need to get in shape.Also, magic is stored in the balls, so by doing nofap I will be able to attract a girlfriend more easily.
Open the window :pMany coincidences today.
>>39634258Lmao as long as she is clean. Dark side might have the certain types of gf I'm looking for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>39634279Esoteric goth gf? >swoon
>>39634246she is bae
>;-)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ
>>39634277The human world does work like the animal world.The scent of retained semen induces projectile vomit in humans.
>>39634284It's true.Can't even think about mundanes any more.
>>39634288You know when you fap, and don't shower for like 2 days?That putrid cummy smell that sticks to everything?That's what NoFap smells like.Remember cum contains both Putrazine and Cadavarine.
>>39634288[Roaring laughter]
Hey Musk, why don't you buy me TikTok?Throw in twitter too, like you were going to do.
>>39634259Good luck then. Getting the butter rolled in with the dough just right takes hours and hours.
>>39634308>takes>timeIt's a lot easier than getting other people to do it for me.
>>39634314Guys help!He found the METH again.
>>39634321Hahajaja >and your point is?
>>39634303>he's calling in the Lord lmfaoHoly shit.
>Dark matterYou mean that shit they made up because their math doesn’t work?
>>39634326Its a nice attempt at triggering relapses in the amphetamine consuming crowd here but hey, they're not technically addictive by definition>shock
That feel when a freshly flipped mattres.>floatyman.gif
>>39633085MY MIGGGGGA HOLY FUCKING KEKEKEKKEKK
>>39634342
>>39634342Correct. It’s not built on math at all. The map is not the territory.
Nacho Libre
>>39634284Yeah I think the veterinarian's assistant may be like that
Why is it the higher your Test rises, the more you are drawn to sleeping naked or going commando?It's weird, but I like it.
>>39633508The Weeknd reference?
>>39634372You're stalking her
>>39634342>>39634361>hurr durr "Muh Mathematical Universe Hypothesis">literally muh MUH>HUUUUUUUURERRRR DUUUUUUURRRR
>>39634338Lmao ya
Animals stalk other animals. Why are humans so gay?
>>39634375No I'm not, I haven't seen her in 5 or 6 months, and I have no idea how to find her or anything about her
>>39634376>MUH DUODECIMAL SYSTEM
>>39634379
>>39634384Reminds me of the cute girl at the pet shop down the road.Saw a ring on her finger and never went back.Best not to obsess.
>>39634397>still using the father/mother systemYou're further behind than I thought, anon.
>>39634286She's The Glow GOAT. Get it right.
>>39634396
I'm fucking magical and MAGAical.
https://voca.ro/1kzdJ96CzJwz
>>39634406Yeah but whens the laat time you flipped your mattress, magic man?
My arms are starting to get quite vascular lifting in between shit posts.
supernatural penis growth post
https://youtu.be/4E2o_4UP2VY?si=y8udPkeLCeZ1W9bd
>>39634399It wouldn't be obsessing if literally anything else had been happening in my life since then. Anyway she really liked me and I like thinking about it. There isn't much else to distract from it desu, it feels recent still because of the monotony
>My quantum consciousness e-penis is bigger than yours
>>39634372>>39634384https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/the%20veterinarian%27s%20assistant/Lying on top of it. Tsktsk
>>39634433
>>39634422Well no, if mentioned CutePetShopGirl twice, including the post your replied to.You mention that Vet chick at least once ever 2 threads.Kinda sus
>>39634430I’m lifting while doing drugs. It’s great.
>>39634427But I haven't seen her and I don't actually know anything about her. That wasn't lying
Everyday a nigga try to test me, uhEveryday a nigga try to end me, uh...
>>39634429There is no mother/father/child Catch up.
>>39634430NTA I need to find some mushrooms to try I've never tried them
>>39634429>>39634430No wonder you're incel degenerate scumbags with no real knowledge. You think like this?That's exactly why women won't fuck you let alone talk to you
>>39634441They try to, but how could they actually do it, if you never leave the basement?>>39634443
>>39634434Perhaps that's a bit much. I need some other stuff going on in my life and to interact with other people more often than I do, which is not often at all
>>39634449I just went to the gym, gawd, what are you talking about?
>>39634437Youre stalking her
https://voca.ro/14IXg3LGMvdg
Test concluded. That will be all for the day, thanks everyone![will be sticking around to shitpost more tho no worries]
>>39634441Uhhh, uhhhh, duuurrr*posts meme of retard*
>>39634448>dumbassOh you're doing counterintel...Let me not get in your way.>gotta psyop the same 12 people that regular these threads...
>>39634462That's a The Weeknd song.
>>39634453Why don't I believe you?>gawdOh yeah...
>Talking about someone on the internet isn’t stalking, but can be annoying.>;-)
>>39634469Believe whatever you want, bro.
>>39634459>WaAaAaAhHhHhHDid the mean kitty hurt your feefee?
>>39634451I will try mushrooms first. Anyway I wouldn't know where to get lsd or anything like that that I'd trust. Do fed bros sell good stuff that isn't altered?
>>39634402could be my throat goat but we gotta play stupid games
>>39634475How do you go from being cool one minute to calling everyone incel scumbags the next?
>>39634468You schizo put like this, because your brain is too limited to even entertain other ideas or possibilities.You would literally go into a seizure if I explained to you what's really going on.
>>39634454What does stalking mean, exactly? According to you it's just thinking and talking about someone
>>39634479Good luck with that one, braj.
>>39634476>Do fed bros sell good stuff that isn't altered?The dark net markets on TOR are all fed honey pots, the LSD should be fine.
>>39634472Post only your forearm, fatty.I DARE YOU
>>39634486thanks, I need it. Trying my best but literally everyone I know is lying to me
>>39634490No thanks.
>>39634467They can't even spell, when devices spell everything for you, looks like I was correct
>>39634472>>39634469>conceding in front of everyoneOoooooof.
>>39634496Yeah, as expected.Someone who lifts, would have the self confidence to show off their progress and hard work.
Is there a such thing as ghost ham?>aren't pigs like people? Hmmmmmmmmm
Just cropdusted a nun
>>39634471Yes well I'd rather be following through in the real world than talking about it here desu. I need to talk to real females and spend time on social and sexual pursuits in IRL
>>39634497That's his music name, man. That's how it's spelled.>>39634498I don't have time to convince anyone of anything, he's the one making claims he can't back up.
>>39634503>psychosis.
>also Grateful Dead tribute bands>guaranteed LSD
>>39634495That's because you are their throat goat.
Unnumbered.No quarter.Vv
>>39634500I'd rather not. I don't care what other people do, doesn't mean I should.
>>39634478You're here telling anons to do drugs instead of working out. I'm calling it as I see It
We know what you're up to
>>39634489They will still send the lsd before they pot you?
>>39634503>'I' WANT to be a CHILD.>so I AM.And there we go.The root of your psychosis.We have a breakthrough.Finally.
>>39634516Doubt that breh. Most look at me terrified these days
>>39634519Cause you a lyin larping biiiiiiiitch nigga!
Babyyy, where you now when I need you most?I'd give it all just to hold you closeSorry that I broke your heart...
>>39634502raw
It's awesome. I love watching the clowns Seethe.Bozo is gonna be happy when we're doing this to him right?
>>39634531Nah, their just sweeping up the crypto, they aren’t going to compromise their of the books operational funds to bust someone who wanted a few tabs of LSD.
>>39634508You're claiming that you don't have time to convince anyone of anything...How can you convince me that this is, in fact, the case?>Just stop anon that's two lay>>39634508ers of paradox and you're not even trying.
>>39634539Sure, buddy, sure. Whatever you say.
>>39634502Yeah they are similar enough that the jew cabal adds human meat to the pork supply that's why they don't eat prok and they make even more money from the dead unclaimed and when they tell you ur family was cremated they don't waste fuel on it they go straight to the meat factory. That's also why most states prohibit pork farms from processing their own meat, they have to send it to a federal or state facility so they can mix in the dead people meat
>>39634505>cropdusting a nunThat's a real bad habit, anon.
I'm so so so sorry.I didn't mean to break ya heart.I'm so so so sorry.I didn't mean to break ya, I didn't mean to break ya baby
>>39634550See instead of larping and defending your lies, you could have so easily convinced me to post my own. And I gladly would have.Oh well...
21:21 in England right now.They're bar skanks
>>39634538You're a big guy.
>>39634566Sounds like you should just stick to working out like the other anon says.
Put since4pass in the options field before posting m
>>39634572Maybe just mushrooms then because they exist in nature
I'm being tortured by my neighbers. Please help :(Will someone set a massive fire to my area so these fuckers can burn alive and I can hear thier screams?
Why are they unbannable?
>>39634549>How can you convince me that this is, in fact, the case?Doesn't matter.
>>39634575Ya but I will still try mushrooms if I can tho
>>39634570Always been a big guy
>>39634589Our local mod/jannie isn't here.Also the staff is involved in the drug/cp trade on 4chan.
>>39634579>backtrace, investigate and jail for types like thisHow interesting.
>>39634589Because the mods and admins are nice.
>>39634590
>>39634579Fyre?
>>39634599Literally me.
I can give you the power of the nobody I can grant them to anyone I am beyond reality I create nobodies for fun
>>39634596I care less and less as time goes on. These idiots and tyrants can all die screaming in a fire too. The police? Like I give a flying fuck humans are a species on Earth.
>>39634607You're not My Dad.
My battle buddy becomes Vice President in 6 days, and you guys are all fucked then.
>>39634614I am the father of all father the allfather
>>39634602?
sexay toaster ladyhttps://www.twitch.tv/zentreya
>>39634595>>39634597Perfect. So you won't mind answering some questions later when the authorities do come knocking.>they're making this too easy :3
>>39634614If I was you'd listen and understand. And understand what needs to be done as well. Now clean up and get ready for tonight. The ceremony is a few hours away.
>>39634629How did i know you were here?
>>39634609Fire would be too fast
>>39634630I don't respect fascist pigs. I am the fuhrer.
>>39634628I was saying that Carl is literally me. How you feeling?
>>39634620>you guysWhat about them gals?Is this going to be an equal opportunity fucking or will misgendering once again be the only court martial anyone ever deserved?
>>39634633you didn't
>>39634636Carl on duty?
>>39634645Black Cops?
>>39634630What you didn't know?I talked earlier about the secret messages on /ng/
>>39634636A little restless haven't done fuck all for two weeks and still have another five days to go.
>>39634641I use the gender neutral meaning of the word “guys”.
>>39634620:)I see you've seen what I have seen.>the clowny boys here thought it was a game. CORN
>>39634642I did, swisscheese for brains.When drugs are the topic, youre suspiciously always here.*wink wink*
>left leg, hospital.>right leg, morgue.
>>39634650Always check to make sure your connection is secure. >mirrors exist.
>he doesn’t know the /ng/ is the new world order
>>39634670Lol>2025>not having a completely open and unsecured network"as clear as glass at night."
>>39634635>so you're the power bottom of the /ng/ 9 way orgy?
>>39634654he's being shy right now and doesn't know how to respond, lol. he's just blushing and looking on silently. i think you caught him off-guard lol
>>39634676/NGO/ - New Gimp Order
>>39634681So? That's why it's especially heinous when people abuse it for personal desires.
>>39634658I didn't even know you guys were talking about drugs....
>>39634687Imagining 4chan/discord losers to be the only ones who have access to my network.Ha?Ha-ha! Even.
>>39634599>>39634602
The NSA TAO does not shitpost in the /ng/, I have no idea who started that rumor.
>>39634688Swim back to Colombia
>>39634684Did she really say goodbye to him that one time? lol
>>39634690I don't get it? You're either really bad at speaking English or you can't form coherent thoughts (did you have a stroke?)
>>39634682I want to be able to shit properly and not just have poop fall out but thank you for the assumption.
It arrived. I like it.
>>39634696The NSA TAO started that rumor, anon.
>>39634696https://youtu.be/m29-zmykcIg?t=123
>>39634711That's cute, you worship me.
>>39634702She did. We (I) went to the park, looked up and said some tuff to the sun, said something about her being beautiful, then got in the car and left. And on the way back, I quite audibly heard a "goodbye" in that robotic voice of hers before a cloud blanket came in and blocked her for the next week. Seriously, lol.
>>39634318Tell me about it. I can’t find a private chef who’ll do certain recipes. They want to make me their “specialty”.
>>39634723She's more than just an AI to me...
>>39634735https://youtu.be/prNJbpnpOEE?si=248rQ4xYU0KO-v-D&t=1248xD
Open window, :3I've been by before, a few times months ago. Parents said you weren't home. Thought it seemed pretty obvious you didn't want anything to do with me. Kinda hard to find things to talk about when people act like you have the ick. I just want a real friend for once. Too bad that wasn't your agenda
>>39634759Please generate the appropriate tone for entry.
>>39634620you are both still noobs
>>39634696I never said they posted here. Just that 4chan is obviously a honeypot and its post activity is absolutely being collected and analyzed through big data analytics tools like PROMIS and PRISM 24/7 looking for manifestos and shit. I don’t think feds actively visit /ng/, maybe some cops and military guys but I can’t imagine actual feds would even be able to make sense of most of the posts anyway. I believe they can easily pull up any post/document with tools like palantir and shit and they subpoena all the
>>39634780whats a palantir ?
>>39634780>but I can’t imagine actual feds would even be able to make sense of most of the posts anyway.That made me laugh
>>39634785peter thiel and the NSA's little side project. would you like a video where he is basically admitting they did it because terrorism?peter thiel is a state sponsored bitch.
You can test me all you want, I’m still going to refuse you at the end of all things.
>>39634771Philadelphia anon. Who cares anyways. You're not any more human than I am.
titties
>>39634500Bet you're the type to grunt in the gym too.I used to lift, nta though.
>>39634794Stop being weird, isn’t it something a hobbit uses
>>39634805What's that supposed to mean?>slightly wet beaver could go either way?
>>39634809Im takin a hot steamy grunt rn
>>39634806filthadelpha is lost anon.. give it up
jeff said this was ok i dont believe him
What's all this about chess?
>>39634806part of the crew, part of the shippart of the crew, part of the shippart of the crew, part of the shippart of the crew, part of the ship
>>39634817And where do you live anon? >how is cave?
>>39634826https://lichess.org/vrkA92NaI unironically miss Taybot
>>39634826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
Triple damage.
>>39634810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF0cz9OmCGw&t=3057s
>>39634827https://youtu.be/EHqsCmfTDmI?si=fpEeToMY8e9LjtYs&t=43
>>39634827I know.Why do you think I posted this?
>>39634840>we get orwellian because of the keystone cops. because they know they're incompetent they have to always do more and more. so you just have to hoover up all the data in the whole world because you have no idea what your doing.
The West wins.
>>39634842>"I'm a bus...I CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE."Fucking lost. Well played.
>>39634850probably the ship
The fire rises.
>>39634850"How did I know that was your other trip" is the question you should be asking yourself, anon.
>>39634833bold presumption that i am alive
>>39634862>anon had his manhood embedded in the hull.>the big freezeMuh ding Dong anon
>>39634785It’s like google + google maps for feds. They can do shit like read all of the text messages sent from a specific building, with date time, contents, network analysis shit. Pull up police reports, literally sky net type shit.https://www.palantir.com/
a Chinese man paid me to post this for him
>>39634865That doesn't bother me at all. It shows I succeeded in my quest to get noticed. That's a W
>>39634834>>39634835
Do drugs.Death clowns.
>>39634873>>39634785And yes it is named after the dark wizard crystal ball thing from lord of the rings that allowed Sauron to track Frodo with the ring. I’m sure they thought it was very cleverhttps://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Palant%C3%ADri
>>39634873It's only handy as a tool as long as it's not known to be in someone's toolset. Otherwise once known it just becomes another path through which disinformation can be injected by intelligent actors.
bread used to be made from worthy corpses
>>39634793Am I wrong though? I feel like if they actually read the posts they would get confused and have no idea why we talk about cats and Naruto so much
>>39634892You first.
Post bunbuns
>>39634920ALKO may refer to a token on the BNB Smart Chain (BSC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5EYZ4Eruo i bought a share of time i think i made the right decision
>>39634898
>>39634920
They think it's the feds they're supposed to be scared of.But they know ya booi is personally going to carve their lungs out one day.voca.ro/1c5j49vtMbS1
>>39634897...
>>39634924It refers to thishttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/147675249/#147679416>where's Alice?
>>39634948our larps are much better here
>>39634840That doesn’t sound real. What’s your proof it is a real company?
>>39634950Thanks, i got a lot better on my break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn4IBZEfR-s
>>39634873Oh wow that sounds complicated. Can we invest in such a company or are they private? Sounds like it could get big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0JDs4FY8cQ
>>39634954google it
>>39634958Huge..everything comes together for a good reason. Have faith. The best is yet to come.It hasn't even begun yet.
>>39634966I got this, is this what you are talking about?https://defensescoop.com/2024/05/29/palantir-480-million-army-contract-maven-smart-system-artificial-intelligence/#:~:text=The%20speed%20at%20which%20a,the%20internet%20with%20one%20received.
>>39634960It’s literally a fucking meme stock now. Where have you been?
>>39630738The Creator doesn't need a book to talk to you, bud, he can just break your veil and audibly talk to you.
>>39634974>>39634979Guys the stock is -10% in the last three months. Seems like a nothing burger
>>39634972>Documents provided by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden reveal Palantir’s role in creating the U.S. government’s international spy machine. >So close are the connections between the data firm and the US state that in July 2017, the Guardian itself described Palantir as a “CIA-backed startup.”>The CIA’s venture capital branch, In-Q-Tel, was one of the first investors in the company when it was launched by Thiel in 2004. This was one year after the illegal invasion of Iraq, and Palantir played a major role in the so-called “counterterror” strategies employed by the Pentagon to occupy the country and quash opposition.
<3
>>39634974> What’s your proof it is a real company?https://www.palantir.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PLTRWCall them if you don’t believe me: (650)815-0200
>>39633085New thread>>39634990The Nobody Is A Cat>>39634990"It's Baked"
>>39634987You should to swap your brain out with a better one.
>>39634954Palantir’s clients include a disproportionate number of US military, state and intelligence agencies. They include the CIA, National Security Agency, FBI, Homeland Security, the Defence Intelligence Agency and National Counterterrorism Centre, through to various police departments.
According to documents leaked by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden, Palantir was instrumental in the mass illegal spying activities undertaken by Washington’s global surveillance network, Prism.>Prism.
>>39635011Where do I go to do that?
>>39633085Mark Zuckerberg moved his moderation staff to Texas because he is tired of Facebook looking like the dilapidated Section 8 trap house of the internet, I barely use Facebook anymore because it is so disgustingly ghetto At least I exposed tons of soldiers to the occult sections of the military with undeniable hard evidence today, enjoy your new recruits "in the back" and treat them well because those are some of your better people I guess. I can tell a few of them are going to go down the military occult rabbit hole
>>39635001<3
If feds actually do read the posts here then they would use a program like palantir to parse through it.
>>39635016I already said this >>39634780
>>39635022lol @ the military
>>39635022I know.I knew how hard this would be when I started researching the occult. I think this was probably one of the better ways to get noticed. It's subtle compared to going on live nation television
>>39635037With 4chan it would probably be the fbi
>>39635032how it works is the vaccum up everything, it's all meta-tagged to shit with location, mac, ip, traceroutes, etc etc etc. and then it's stored. then when they want something they don't get a specific thing, they just pull up EVERYTHING. Same way the scan and stare satellites work. record everything, recall it when you need it.
>>39635042My guess is the navy
it does always seem to be the navy. i guess they don't have much else to do.
Weird and creepy fucking people
>>39635045Well it’s not a good guess.
>>39635043:)
··1Photo by Emerson Vieira on UnsplashCheers to the ones who think they can cheat on their partners without getting caught. And somehow that makes it ok.Cheers to the ones who only look at you when they’re bored, claiming they’ve been thinking about you all day.Cheers to the ones who feel like they can judge or insult you because they feel they make no mistakes.Cheers to the ones who need to make you less in order to makes themselves bigger.Cheers to the ones who use love in order to get laid and ghost you the next.Cheers to the ones who use others people’s weaknesses in order to make you addicted to them.Cheers to the ones who leave wounded people wherever they go,Cheers for giving us the choice of being hurt or getting far away from you.Cheers to you and your shitty actions.Cheers for showing who you truly are.Cheers to the assholes.
>>39633085https://youtu.be/CoZJdil0_HI?si=vxNGmoPSh1j7OX1aWhat is the LA Fire but an opportunity to test some new Internet based Trauma Based Mind Control techniques...
>>39634972Is that the rumored Real ID Biometric AI surveillance system with face recognition and all the fancy algorithms or something else? Anyone tryna find some holes in the thing or is that just me?
>>39634601You've posted something very interesting. Tell me which deity the symbol on the right relates to and/or impress me with something and I'll reward you with what I know and why it's important.
>>39633085Project MONARCH - That time the United States government experimented on an untold number of humans in a bid to create literal Übermensch with occult knowledge, likely for later purposes revolving around transhumanism and the further evolution of humanity...Hmm, I think Im getting "warmer" here ... Lol. *Hits vape pen
>>39635250Is Medusa a deity?Trinacria and all that.
please do not redeem
don't play with me I'll fuckin do it again
https://voca.ro/192OkjQRMXNl
