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GUYS WHAT PUTS TO BUY
insane amount of bobo cope today
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
>>60187027wtf is this image
Recession cancelled?
Tariffs start tonight just institutions hunting for retail baggies
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
uhh guys why hasn't it crashed yet my sqqq is kinda getting low...
I love how yesterday's and today's retail slurp will only convince Trump to go through with his tariffs.Maybe with EVEN MORE of those BEAUTIFUL TARRIFS.
>>60187041>>60187027Can I get a translation on this image kek
might slurp sqqq at 40
>musk now openly calling navarro a clueless idiotyeah it's over for the navarro/lutnick american juche faction. we're all gonna make it bros, markets will pump
Literal clown marketEveryone high as fuck because of bessentThe tariffs are still going into effect in 14 hours
>>60187039Wait until tomorrow :) there will be no more bulls
If I sell my puts now I’ll only be down 134 bucks from where I was a week ago.Hmmm dilemma dilemma
>i-it's just retailthis place has been overtaken by retarded illiterates
>>60187060correction, he's also now calling him "Peter Retardo" LMFAO!
If I had just waited I could have broken even or even made a small profit closing my nvda position.Also should I baghold the soxs I bought yesterday or sell it in disgrace and take the 20% loss on top of the 16% loss from nvda?
>>60187041a tasty lunch and some food
>>60187039I genuinely cannot believe it. They are lashing out at everyone. If the market is absolutely guaranteed to collapse tomorrow, then why the fuck is anyone buying.Bobo is out of control today
ANSWER MY PUT QUESTION PLS
>>60187027Based Frogettes.Too bad the piss and shit stains were edited compared to the original.
>>60187067You mean people just here to bitch about Trump?
So tomorrow its decided then? Even a pause will pump the market (as seen).
>>60187055
>>60187060Musk is a clueless idiot as well, but there's like an idiot eschelon at the WH now. Elon is smarter than Trump, who is smarter than everybody Trump appointed.
>>60187055Just says thanks for last nights sexy time here's some breakfast to get your strength back
Can any of my white Milk-breathed friends on /smigger/ tell me if I should have boughted yesterday or if I should boughted tomorrow after shidding and farding occurs from tariff headlines because I heard Wednesday is the big day
>>60187034don't. it would not be pumping this much if we really were going to crash again
>>60187085yeah pretty much
>Pull up the S&P heatmap>Buy things when it's red>Sell things when it's greenIs retail investing really this simple?
>>60187060Musk hates tariffs since Biden told BYD to stay out of the USTariffs literally killed his market share in China, he'd probably be a trillionare by now
>>60187063I understand you are a neet and it's exciting when "OMG THINGS ARE HAPPENING", but this is a nothingburger that will be forgotten in a week. Deals will be made
>>60187091OK I BOUGHT A 525 0DTE
>>60187076I would agree with you if I could think of any coherent narrative as to why it's pumping right now but I really just can't and haven't seen anyone provide one.
>>60187087That would be sexy and romantic - if there wasn't discharge and a skidmark on the panties that are right next to the food.
Trump, i kneel. He actually fucking won. I cant believe it
>>60187095()
oh well maybe the bears still have a tiny bit of hopium left
>>60187095Now that everyone is an investor and you can just do the opposite of what normies do
>>60187051when anon posts anime girl he is that anime girl in my mind and i want to make him my wife (male)
>>60187104they were photoshopped on
>>60187106He has not. Literally juat wait until tariffs are in effect. 1 day.
ahh the sweet smell of capitulation from bears and overconfidence from bulls, time for a reversal then
so is this the perfect moment to buy puts if I think tariffs will go into effect tomorrow?
>>60187104Low T male detected.
I don't understand.
>>60187095mumu day
I ASKED A QUESTION.DO WE BOUGHTED TODAYOR SHOULD WE BOUGHTED TOMORROW IS TOMORROW REDOR GREENANSWER. SIMPLE QUESTION. IDIOTS.
>>60187122If you wanna join me in a suicide pact you could buy more DIA 280 puts lol
>>60187122yeah retard you do thatenjoy getting your face ripped off
I just wanted to buy some nintendo stock ahead of switch 2 release, but it's already almost recovered and I think I missed my chance so I'm praying for more stupid.
>>60187122its the perfect time to stay out of the market
>>60187122If you think no deals will be made and they will still go through this seems like the route you would take yes.
I should have just gone on a luxury vacationClown market…
the market is pumping on Trump tweets about doomed negotiations and bulls are rejoicing, lolTomorrow we crash, screencap this
>>60187088yeah but musk is worth hundreds of billions and runs highly important companies. navarro is just a crackpot academic who wrote a shitty book. he's done. these things happen like a dam breaking, first there's pressure building up inside behind the scenes, and when it finally starts cracking and you have open namecalling then it's already too late to stop.
>>60187130It may go up or it may go down. This statement is 100% correct.
Don't care. Not buying in until Thursday afternoon at the earliest. Fuck Israel.
>>60187130Nigger if every degenerate in here knew those answers then everyone would be richIt'll go sideways for all we know
>it's over bobo
>>60187130TQQQ puts, full port, thank me tomorrowsell tomorrow, load up on LEAPs, thank me from your private villa in 2 yearsalso, check'em
>>60187040And we haven't even reached the bear flags, still in the dead cat bounce before the crash.
>>60187130Crab all week.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL MY STAR CITIZEN ACCOUNT >:(
Reminder Trump will not back down on tariffs.Reminder he's been obsessed with the trade deficit and CHYNA for decades.Reminder there are no tard wranglers in the WH just yes men.Reminder tariffs will nuke markets.
Where is Bobo? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>60187130Depending on how green we end today tomorrow might be red. Just look at a stochastic indicator. I can't ever since tradingview dropped the free limit to 2.
Is this the dead cat bounce?
>>60187076>If the market is absolutely guaranteed to collapse tomorrow, then why the fuck is anyone buying.people followed the same logic before "liberation day"you people just won't learn lmao
>>60187163>I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL MY STAR CITIZEN ACCOUNTbe honest anonhow much cash have you pumped into the developers yachts so far?
I bought a 525 putplease crash to 500 now
>>60187170>dead cat bounceit's bouncing up anon
Nothing has changed, this whole fucking pump is complete bullshit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>>60187166>bear market limp dick rally>mumus euphoric
>>60187131I'm not THAT suicidal lmao
>>60187182That is generally the direction things bounce, yes.
Seems like good time to reshort doesnt it
everything is getting slurped
>>60187149Not only did he write a shitty book, he created a fake persona he covets as an expert on economics that he quotes to trump from his own book. Hes a literal lunatic
>>60187146Link to Tweet?
>>60187182they're using terms they dont know the meaning to
>>60187164trump backs down on everything if the pressure is high enough, he'll be content with pretending to be a yuuuge dealmaker after countries give him concessions. at worst he will mope around and play golf like during his first term. peter retarrdo is on the way out, maybe even this week.
April 9, 2025 at 12:01 a.m. EDTIS when tariffs kick in, I wait until then. I cannot gamble my money on hopes.
>>60187060You think we're in the good timeline.We're in the bad timeline where Musk has already been frozen out due to his failure in Wisconsin and has already pissed off the President by telling him to his face in the oval office 'stop trying to tariff the world'.Musk saying this just means that he has no control or say anymore. Navarro and Lutnick are in total control of this situation; hell or high water.
>>60187205a true smger would gamble with 0dte puts
i think these chinese soldier in ukraine could be a white swan if people aren't retarded
>>60187170
>>60187186Cope
>>60187205That's tomorrow. You really think this shit wasn't just priced in last week when the Nasdaq had already dropped to its 2021 post-COVID pump highs?
>>60187212my 0dte puts are getting raped but i'll stay high off copium that it will go down in the afternoon
Someone explain this to me. The market is pumping cause people think Trump is using tariffs as a negotiating tool, i.e they won't be permanent. But with the market pumping Trump will see that as affirmation that his tariffs are good for the market, so he won't have a reason to negotiate with other countries.So why wouldn't the market dump then?
>BTC sliding back down
mumu massacre lmao
This is Bullish right?
>>60187225i boughted at the top of the current pumpI await a dump
>>60187150>>60187154>>60187158>>60187161>>60187169Jesus tapdancing Christ, you absolute mongoloid retards. I thought /smg/ was supposed to be the stock market general, not the let’s pull random shit out of our asses and call it expertise circus. Every post here is dumber than the last. like watching a bunch of drooling chimps fling shit at a robinhood account.Do the world a favor and stick to collecting unemployment checks instead of giving advice on /smg/ Absolute clownshoes. LEAVE THIS THREAD IF YOU WON'T GIVE GOOD ADVICE
>>60187199https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1909595392569639321?t=kP9n7-c4oQfMAc2s5J9F4Q&s=19
>>601872355 billion % tariffs on TSLA
>>60187238not badi bought at the open pump kek
>>60187178350~ but I have a ghost hornet ;_; I'm going have to sell it to some kike on reddit for half off
>>60187235I can't believe im rooting fot elon musk
>>60187157im so tired of this. just watch it flip red as soon as the knockout hits
>>60187228Do you retards expect the market to go straight down forever?
>nearly no movement today Tomorrow's gonna be crazy isn't it.
>>60187235kek first time i laughed at a elon tweet
>>60187241okay. stop active trading and just passive invest into your 3 favorite index funds. Personally I do 60% SPY, 30% SCHD, 10% VXUS
Bloomberg reports that the market euphoria is due to hopes that negotiations will cancel tariffs.(Which will obviously not happen)
>>60187186If I understand this correctly, the Hidden Tigers are closing their short delta positions due to a volatility unwind in the form of a vanna hurricane complex forming on the OTM options
>>60187254market should realistically be around 480
>>60187228You should really stop over thinking it and look at every graph ever, there are always bumps on the way down, a 3-4% bump after 10% drop is completely normal in a bear market.
alright, so is there any material indication that the tariffs will be put on hold at the last minute?i feel like that's the only way things are maintaining
>>60187241Define good advice?Is it advice that nets you money?Kek
>>60187246Randomly capitalizing letters and words probably really stirs up the crazy conspiracy theorists.
>>60187228Anything other than crabbing is seen as leverage. Either he's causing more pain on his enemies or he's just being proven correct.
fake&gay market dayutterly boring
>>60187145Shit like this makes me feel less bad for only losing 1k lol
>>60187027GUYS DON'T GET SUICIDALActually look at the options chains the IV was massive, there is basically zero extrinsic value in anything. What I mean is nobody is making life changing money even if QQQ does 5% today. I have a 245 Tesla call its up 300% even if I bought yesterday at 219, my NVDA 92c is up 800 dollars because I paid 550 for it. Its not insane money. If you were actually rich and could have all in 100K on Tesla calls... I mean okay that is sad but you didn't know and you can't just mess with 100K like that its your lifes savings, fortune or what have you.Literally from here do the math because weekly QQQ is just literally I buy at <current price> if QQQ rises 40 points I would make 4K. I mean seriously, it costs 1100 and you make 4K.All of this is to say chill... its going to be okay if you miss this run, it was never a student loan payer, its likely ending tomorrow anyway. Don't hurt yourself or others or kill yourself it is not worth it.
>>60187262...
What the fuck is wrong with french women holy shit
>>60187254It's not 'forever' if it eventually hits 0. It's not going to go negative, after all.(It won't hit 0. But it could hit 10k eventually as this just keeps getting worse for everyone with no end or useful benefit in sight to the non-0.05%)
>>60187164can he really stand the jewish pressure... he was so good buddies with elon recently but now they are already disagreeing on things
Any anons with better memories than mine remember the deadlines for that mineral EO Trump signed? I want to know what day to watch my mining companies like a hawk.
>>60187241Seething
>>60187259Now we're talking, thanks for the excellent advice. >3 favorite index funds. Just a quick question, what's an "index" fund? Is that like a hedge fund you invest in? If I were to invest in Michael Burry's hedge fund or Carl Icahn's hedge fund for example, where would I invest in?
>>60187186After yesterday's pump and dump, people are coping that Trump will cancel all tariffs and are betting on it because it would mean big gainsIf he cancel or at least delays tariffs, crab the rest of the weekIf he doesn't, bear month then back to crab
This smg is full of retarded tourists, I'm going back to /bant/
Lol even if the market tanks 5% I’ll still be in the red shit sucks
>>60187260I hope it crashes before the day is over>>60187282wut
>>60187210>Navarro and Lutnick are in total control of this situation; hell or high water.we'll see, personally i think this take is completely offbase. the narrative from the admin is completely different post-weekend because silicon valley and wallstreet were in open revolt against the tariffs. you even had people like stanley druckenmiller tweeting against them. navarro will be the fall guy, he's a nobody. the pivot is so obvious, "the retarded tariffs were just a maximum pressure strategy from the great dealmaker, now we're gonna negotiate for fair trade".
>>60187267No.The only reason why it is the way it is now is because people are repeating to themselves over and over, like a religious mantra, 'it's too bad for everyone, so it *CAN'T* happen. SOMEONE will stop this'.Folks are unfamiliar with the rule of lawless mad dictators in America. They're going to learn.
>>60187213a what
>>60187260obviously
>>60187287Elon has never liked tariffs ever since Biden started using themHes a huge faggot, one of the biggest, and a literal fraud gamer, but even he understands isolationism is fucking stupid
>>60187281This is exactly what I was writing here >>60187294 .I have the same exact hypothesis as you. The inverted zomma swap complex on the QQQ options indicate that the run is ending tomorrow
Even Chinese stocks are up. That should be all you need to know about this pump.
>>60187235let them fight
Obviously not canceling them all, but getting 0% tariffs on both sides for some countries/regions would be spectacular for business.
>>60187257no movement?
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/_hCqBK2MnNk
>>60187228maybe traders play the stock market because that's all they know? they're all stuck watching the blips and beeps and going through the motions, responding to the ups and downs like they're used to. Simply because there is no precedent in their lifetime and there's no strategy they know to play in the face of absolute fucking obliteration. So they're stuck playing their game; they're creatures of habits. Humans are exceedingly bad at factoring in low-occurrence high-impact risks. Better not to think about it.
>shorted everything before the meltdown>now buying the dipI AM GONNA MAKE IT
thats why it pumps
>>60187311care to explain how a retaliatory tariff schema is isolationism?
>>60187333Hey can you float me 700 bucks at 10% APR I wanna prove a point
>>60187325Not that spectacular because most existing tariffs weren't that high to begin with and didn't apply to all industries.
>>60187088Kektrue
>>60187336Israel and Vietnam both failed already
>>60187325Aren't most of these countries already pretty low?
>>60187336twitter and headline clickbait has been a disaster for finance
>>60187331there was no pattern these past few weeks, the last tuesday and yesterday morning candles were worse than the covid crash ones, which were completely different than anything prior in 2021 and 2017
>>60187340It's not retaliatory, it's an excessive trade barrier that shut down international trade. Explain why austral who USA has a trade Surplus with was hit with tariffs.
a single scamwick down to 510 would be nice
My god what a fucking shitshow this market is. How can anyone look at the pure retardation of the US government in the past week and think this is a country worth investing in? I won't be touching US equities for the foreseable future.
i feel it bros, we're back on the right timeline
>>60187260>People are desperate and the markets are pumping on copiumI wonder where i saw this before
>Millions of bag holders being born
>>60187352yes, it’s like 2% on average
I'm too scared to buy anything today, fearing I'll be chasing a pump and it'll crash again tomorrow.
>>60187307you know what
>>60187361you people are fucking retardedtake your TDS elsehwere
>>60187340It's not but the US is not doing retaliatory tariffs so I'm not sure what you're getting at.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YANG a good buy today in anticipation of the chinese tariifs?
>>60187378>criticism of my dear leader is just M-MUH TDStrump enslavement syndrome is hilarious
>>60187235>members of the US cabinet are calling each other retards on twitter4chan won
Holy shit it's real kek. Elon is openly calling Navarro a retard on twitter>"Tesla has the most American-made cars. Navarro is dumber than a sack of bricks." >then he tweeted: "*Peter Retarrdo"
>>60187385Nothingburger because it’s still contingent on eliminating trade deficit (pipe dream)
>>60187372Every spring a new herd of baggies flourishes and spreads it’s wings
after this consolidation we'll have another gay pump upwards
>>60187392the only reason you're here is to bitch about trumpyou're not fooling anyone. go back
>>60187378I hope you have your net worth in calls.
>>60187385>Achieve reciprocity and to get our trade deficit downthis is some snake oil salesman shit. good luck.
>>60187251Hey I have a really old account too. I haven't played the game once though
>>60187385Tick tock
>>60187378cope
>>60187279Thankfully it’s money I can afford to lose but damn, I could have gotten something cool instead
>>60187410surely you’re putting your entire savings into the market then?
Who the fuck is slurping that hard? Retarded hedgies?Trump is not backing down last minute. Its happening tomorrow.
NO TAKEBACKSNO DELAYS
i think yesterday and today with this high IV is just MMs collecting thetagg will capitulate on my puts if it keeps crabbing
>>60187418Well you’re doing way better than me financially then. Grass is always greener and life goes on.
>>60187422Trump took a second to wipe the diarrhea off his mouth before starting again. The market thinks it's over
>>60187411>>60187420is that what your gay little discord is coordinating to say now?>>60187417rope
>>60187300Same I got crushed fucking with options like a retard. Never again.
Lads, I'm a 95%+ boomer fund investor but I have around £1k in small caps for gambling. I don't normally fuck with leveraged etfs but 5x short SPY is looking mighty tasty given the hopium pump today. Do I go all in?
Senate is putting forward a binding resolution to end all trade emergencies put forward by Trump. One resolution to end the Canada emergency passed the Senate already, but this one will end all of them.
>>60187359Yet you have people here insisting this is the dip or that they can time this.It seems far too optimistic.
The Lion rapes the small dog when it barks. This proverb applies to the markets and tariffs in exactly the way you think it does.
>peter retarddoso... how does /biz/ feel?is peter navarro /one-of-us/
>>60187438Nothingburger. Never passing in the house.
>>60187368Bro you need to open up a history book.
>>60187412It's because the person behind all of it is a snake oil salesman grifter who cites an anagram of his last name as the source of his 'brilliant Harvard analysis'.It's a scheme championed by a grifter/conman to a mafioso-wannabe authoritarian. It's the stupidest shit I've seen since the job title of 'state phrenologist' was introduced in the United States for a brief, incredibly stupid, period of time while the Nazis went 'huh, that's a neat idea; let's steal that'.
>>60187435You tourists are never willing to put your money where your mouth is. I own 350k in leveraged inverse etfs.
>>60187385the entire premise of these “negotiations” is ridiculous, they will go nowhere
Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the NYSE tomorrow.
>>60187437You're gonna get absolutely wrecked.
>>60187434Max pain bear rallies I guess. Would be hilarious if we rally another 3% or more tomorrow.
>>60187445GOOBA GABBAONE OF US
>>60187436Dude I made 1k and sold at the first crash but would’ve made 20k if I waited another day. FOMO fucked me but I’m only a couple hundred below where I started so not sweating losing unrealized gains desu.I’m a gambling addict
Tesla sinks below 150 musk is gonna suddenly become a demcrat again
>>60187466>be a tourist>accuse others of tourismnice confessionwell then post them then you TDS fraud
this bear rally will get slurped again, just watch
>>60187444Is the lion the US oligarchs and small dog everyone else?
>>60187487He'll be too poor to buy any of them
Oh
>>60187438Do you think there are enough Republicans who are sane enough that this would pass? Because I don't think there are enough sane Republicans in the House for this to pass
Like I have been saying, today will be the only green day this weekBetter sell by the ne
>>60187487>>60187497are we pretending there is a difference between the two? trump has been democrat hiss whole life
>>60187462At what point in history was the US government this brazenly disfunctional and uneducated?
>>60187487he always washe just snaked his way into Trump's good graces, just like much of the fags from the first termnot surprising he's already lashing out because Trump won't cave to the deep state
>>60187492>Bear rallyWhat's your home board?
>>60187488
I see the market how like my 2d girlsup and downup and down
Calling it now, the crash will be thursday and all this shit is dropping 50%
>>60187488Now post yours you fucking tourist.
You go into a shop, and buy a product, the store assistant tells you it will be much cheaper tomorrow in the sale. You decide to buy now instead. This is what Bobo thinks people do?
>>60187515trump wonthe markets are recovering after a minor correctionyou lost
>>60187414I'm gonna try and sell some other stuffI haven't cried this past month after getting -100%'d after I traded up from 200 for 6 months on optionsif I have to meltdown that hornet I will cry at having to click melt on it, I've barely gotten to use it for a few hours at 25 fps gahh
>USTR GREER: PRICE CHALLENGE FROM TRUMP'S TARIFFS WILL AFFECT COMPANIES THAT ARE LARGELY DEPENDENT ON IMPORTS FROM CHINA AND ASIA
>>60187506ever seen the documentary/movie idiocracy?just replace all the tards with boomers and brown people.welcome to wigger republic
DID THEY SEND ME BEARS WHEN I ASKED FOR BULLS?YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER METBUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE TRUMP'S THROUGHBOBO, I'LL MAKE A MUMU OUT OF YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elBKil5zE2g
>>60187521LOOOOOOL imagine bragging about losing money because you were blinded by your politicsliberals aren't sending their brightest
>>60187501The Speaker of the House has already stated he will refuse to schedule any bills that do anything to any of the tariffs Trump is introducing. He is telling them no bills can pass because he will not allow votes on them.So if the Republicans want to change that, they're going to need to elect another Speaker of the House. Again. And it'll be an even bigger shitshow which'll probably just wind up re-electing the present Speaker again out of sheer authoritarian fear of Trump.
>>60187548I'm beating the market by 20% this year.
>>60187548Do you think you’re fooling anyone?
>>60187521god damn
sold the short at top so we can start going red now
>>60187554Are you in cash? lol
>>60187382>>60187361So by dodging the question I'm hearing you're saying a retaliatory tariffs are in fact NOT isolationism.you can deny that these tariffs are retaliatory, or say they're an unnecessary barrier.However, good faith is the prerequisite for any contract. This as a simple test of good faith. A deposit on the part of the parties involved. Sure some deals don't get done but the quality of deals improves and the overall counter party risk is reduced well in excess of the nominal fee, thus creating a more stable and prosperous market for all.
>>60187538no shit sherlock
>>60187554not for long that's for sureenjoy being mad about it for the next 4 years though
>>60187499Bessent really is causing a fake as fuck pump
>>60187526People are delusional and think that the negotiations will save them
you better be watching this nigger
>>60187385(((lebowitz)))
>>60187574You still haven't posted your own position.
THE NONSENSE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE GODDAMN CAMBODIANS BUY MORE B2B SAAS LICENSES FROM US
>>60187521Based as fuck>>60187548Poser no holding bitch, invest in a chocolate gun
>>60187521Based
>HE BOUGHT AT OPEN
>>60187548Post em or GTFO
>>60187587Yeah I'm not a retard that's going to let them watching do an announced bank check on me retard
>>60187587Their position is 'lol owned idk i just come here to laugh at you and watch it all burn'.
>Just absolute chaos, nobody knows anything>Rampant fear and confusion>Countries will just panic and just try to negotiate whatever to get tariffs taken away, buying their own fear pornUnironically this might work amazingly for him at this rate
PLASTICS TARIFF
>>60187580wisdom in excess of eons
this will bleed all day back to even
WHY IS THE SP500 COIN DROPPING SERS?
>>60187528Markets are fucked anon.
>>60187501There's not enough support yet. It'll take 1-3 months of tariffs destroying the economy to get them to break. But, it would eventually happen.
>>60187545Wow thanks for the link anon I would’ve never known what song you were butchering otherwise
>>60187598>admits to being a plebbitorjust gtfo
>>60187593>>60187597most obvious lefty tourists imaginable
>>60187521You'll make money on these anon.
>>60187611Because news just leaked again that Trump admin is not going to back down. Any market pump is literally cope / speculation
>>60187241Fuck off retard newfag
>>60187487He was never a democrat, he just greased whatever hand was feeding him, which was democrats when he was selling “green” bullshit and is now republicans since it turns out Ds stop giving money after you fuck up and/or don’t produce results (solar city, tesler) but republicans don’t (spacex aka DOD slush money)
KOLDbros... were so back... just 2 more storage reports...
>>60187617>t. magaturd paid shill
>>60187616another confession? go back
I'm watching this Senate thing and the guy is saying the whole point of this is to make American companies better able to sell to other markets. Wouldn't it be exactly the opposite? If American companies become less competitive due to being protected by tariffs why would any other market buy from us?
>And just like that, millions more bagholders were created
Will Bobos ever learn?
tariffs cancelled?
>>60187614And by that point the destruction will have sank in enough that it won't even matter if they say 'turn off the tariffs'. The whole world is going to fucking nuke their relationship with the US as Trump says 'now only I can save you from myself'.
please be kind to each other
You guys told me yieldmax is a meme. They lost less than the market average during this dump. Feels good to not fall for/biz/ bullshit. Nothing better than getting 1k dividends a month on a 15k investment
>>60187615I'm running out of music.
>>60187625
>>60187629>>60187630
>>60187640No you stupid bread eater
>>60187617Believe it or not outside of the prolific use of the word nigger this website consistently skewed left wing before election tourists
>>60187625okay he's bluffing though. spy 550 EOW
>>60187637No. For the thousandth time the tariffs only hurt weaker countries than the USA.
considerer me retards sirs, bought SQQQ calls for the 11th @45, break even at 48, godspeeds
>>60187650ricecel detected
>>60187640Sorry Akarin but retards NEED to be bullied
>>60187656It Can't Happen Here.>as it is presently happening
>>60187640this is nice post
>It's going down.
>>60187655LOLYou tourist faggots are so fucking obvious
>>60187669Trump was as tired of shill narratives as everyone else.
>tariffs >means you will have to pay a bit more to have a thriving economy and good jobswhat is the problem? idg
>>60187669It can't happen period as that would mean something could happen which it can't. Nothing ever happens
>>60187521based TSLZ holderhave 675 myself @ $3.91 average
people are saying maybe down by the end of the day
>>60187674just libs crying about trump againit's the same as it's been since 2016
>>60187674>a bit morePaying "a bit more" killed Biden's campaign
>>60187674why aren't you paying then?
>>60187241MONKEY ON A STICK! WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!
>>60187622Hes already in republicans bad graces because he couldn't buy the wisconsin supreme courtBoth parties suck
>>60187672It's trve though, all you have to do to confirm it is open any board archive and filter by posts before 2014
ALL IN ON YANG time to make a BAG
>line starts going downthats more like it
>>60187673The only thing Trump is tired of is folks not being forced to either worship his enormous [BRAND VALUE] or be shot. (This is a SFW board)
>>60187674Soulless kikes are upset that their profit margins are about to fall 0.1% (another Shoah) so they would rather self-ignite rather than face that fate.
zoomers are staying indoors gooning to furry vr 16 hours a dayIs this bullish for the economy?
Are you guys listening to this senate questioning? Greer seems kind of sane but he has absolutely no answers to these questions
>>60187680>
>>60187702ngl that furry striptease video is hot afeven if it is a man doing it
>>60187691it's pointless, they're never gonna understand how different it all was. not just 4chan, everything surrounding it too.
please keep dumping>>60187696sex
>>60187691Yeah except the complete fucking opposite you retarded faggot.Why do you think the 2014 goobergate shit even arrived HERE? (pro tip: it's because this place was already leaning that way) or are you retarded enough to think a website thats all leftists just "suddenly" got taken over?
>>60187705No, post link or keep us updated. >Greer seems kind of sane Lol
>>60187710The smartphone was the worst invention in the history of mankind
>>60187674>prices go up>any possible benefit of this is not felt before the next election>republicans get routed because price go up>democrats reverse all of it
>>60187705because they have no plan lol
>>60187696it was supposed to go up all day and i was supposed to buy calls at 550 before the black wednesday crash
>>60187674Tariffs on things you can produce in your country and have already invested in make sense. Tariffs on things you already make in your country that are at risk of being offshored make sense. Tariffs on raw materials or industries of vital importance to your national security or wider economy make sense.Blanket tariffs on everything but only on a few countries in cooperation with your allies to shut them out of the global market make sense as a geopolitical move. Blanket tariffs on everyone, including your allies, on goods and services you don't make in your country or literally can't make in your country make absolutely zero sense and are basically just an extra tax on consumers.
10% INFLATION
>>60187710tranime pedophiles need not insert themselves into a discussion that's not warranted for them
>>60187674Enjoy your actual supply shortages causing literal hyperinflation.
>>60187674>good jobs
>Going downOkay what did the clown say again?
>>60187705Where are you hearing it?
What's special about YANG? Why buy YANG?
>>60187723i find it difficult to disagree with the sentiment.
50% CRASH WONT STOP THE TARIFF TRAIN
>>60187738Yes, now get to work
>>60187717gamergate started off as a mostly left-libertarian movement, which is constently reflected in polls at the time on /v/ and KiA. The original antagonists to video games were cultural conservatives blaming them for school shootings or raging at the sex scenes in mass effect. It's really the response to gamergate that pushed a large amount of those yet-unpoliticized young men to the right.
>>60187718https://www.reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump/china-rejects-us-blackmail-markets-steadier-2025-04-08/Idk if you can see without a Reuter account/ as a firstie>Q: How much inflation will end tariffs? Would a 50% stock market crash mean tariffs drops>A: The economy is strong, jobs added>Q: Answer the question>A: Hypotheticals are not consistent with tariff history.
>21 posts>anime bad
>>60187738what are we pretending usa is white now? lmao there are 50million illegals in this country and the h1b visa jeets will work the toaster factories
>>60187696its just to bounce even higher
>>60187705Kek he just said that 10% inflation is fine and is blaming it on fucking Biden, burgers are fucked.>50% market crash is now fine HOLY KEK
>>60187742noooticing that when you reverse search this image on this board it never appeared beforereally telling
bulltrap?
>>60187741I briefly considered selling my puts and the market responds solely to causing me maximum pain, sorry
>>60187739Senate finance committee talks
>>60187655this
>>60187674You will be paying more for the same chink plastic shit. I don't know where those taxes will go, but will probably get robbed like all the rest before.
>>60187717Never said it was all leftists. Besides, the backlash towards feminist histrionics in media initially arose out of the relatively left wing atheist and skeptic communities.
S&P really is just a shitcoin
WE WANT MORE TARIFFS
>>60187595And?
>>60187655>skewed left wing before election touristsNo.>t. Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam
>>60187748>gamergate started off as a mostly left-libertarian movement,lmfao this is just /leftypol/ nonsense but keep in mind this is the same website that had a pizza board so maybe it was all lefties after all
Buy TQQQ. This is financial advice.
Why are the markets still high on copium?
>>60187749To be fair the questions you posted from the reporter aren't great.
go on now keep dumping
>>60187782went full retard and shorted nvidia
>>60187778I think the confusion comes from wingcucks that need to map everything onto left and right. Certain issues can, within the context of a certain cultural millieu, be either left wing or right wing at different times
>>60187388no just hold yet now is too risky chinks will do Literally everything to prop up hang seng above 20k. not to mention these individual companies efforts
>>60187785Those are questions from senators.
>>60187785Yes the democrats are too aggressive and not letting him answer, repubs are asking about retarded myopic shit like shrimping
>senile old man on social media is affecting the Bumb and dump of the global marketsmy sides
>>60187521I managed to lose roughly $1500 on TSLZ ($4.53 cost basis) because I panic sold due to the pump right before the tariff dump, which is what I'd originally bought it for. This makes me feel a lot better.
>>60187797Based af
>>60187784idiots like this guy in denial: >>60187781
>>60187799>pici forgot all about rdrama lmao
>>60187705The senate are complicit in the downfall of the united statesThe speaker of the house is a useless lame duck
>>60187756yeah, i came over to enjoy the economic happenings. i don't even browse 4chan regularly anymore. my life has changed a lot from when i started lurking /b/ in 2007 as edgy teenager.
>>60187805Oh nevermind, oops. >>60187806>shrimpingwh-what?
>>60187799And that was my point. If you were a skeptic atheist or mildly left wing libertarian in 2008 transported to the here and now, you’d look quite different in the modern political ecosystem’s methods of categorization.
>>60187740https://www.reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump/china-rejects-us-blackmail-markets-steadier-2025-04-08/the live feed
>>60187111>could
1 TRILLION PER SHIP
>>60187808oh hey it’s bluehair anime TSLZ anongonna rebuy a small stack before the tariffs hit?
>>60187799radical centrists stay winning.
>>60187814It was one of the only funny communities and then they completely cucked it by blocking them from linking basically anywhere. I remember I accidentally made headlines for posting a fake AOC nude on there.
>>60187754Ahh yes but I thought Greer was sane
>>60187385>"if you have a better idea to achieve reciprocity and to get our trade deficit down, we want to talk to you."see >>60179301
>>60187824yeah and this was a completely preventable misplay by shitlibs. people who say gamergate lead to Trump are not as crazy as they seem at first glance.
>>60187808I sold some before the big dump too. Could never predict the "retaliatory" tariffs being even more retarded than the entire market expected.
>>60187843>>60187843>>60187843new bread
Should we buy puts for tomorrow because of what Greer is saying right now
>>60187521Based but I think you'll only make money on one of them.
>>60187854>>60187854>>60187854>>60187854
>>60187835Oh it's got an offsite now at rdrama.net
>>60187844Honestly I think it was just a very visible symptom of a irreconcilable cultural rift more than a direct cause, but while I used to make fun of people who kept talking about it well after the fact, I’ve grown to realize they did have a point.
>>60187856They all move in unison.
>>60187778>Liberals aren't racistNever been to Boston.
>>60187835>they completely cucked it by blocking them from linking basically anywherewtf that's silly, i imagine that killed a lot of the userbase off> I remember I accidentally made headlines for posting a fake AOC nude on there.kek
>>60187241>wah online retards won't scry their mystic future seeing orb to net me a guaranteed 100xAlright, you've twisted my arm, well played. Go all in on TSLA on market open tomorrow. Buy 2x long options if you can. This is total financial advice.
>>60187778Also I'm pretty sure that was a Milhouse-level forced meme riding the coattails of "Can't corner the Dorner."
>>60187281Sorry I checked my numbers and didn't mean to lie my Tesla is only up 111% because I bought at 230 I didn't mean to lie, the point was just to calm people down and maybe change someone from being suicidal, this day wasn't even good calls only up 30%.
>>60187832No. I missed the opportunity to buy back in and quickly recoup my losses last week, but it's just a meme stock at this point. If the tariffs are slightly less bad than expected, it would probably blow up in my face again because I have shit luck. I'm just going to slowly try to rebuild my port with some safer bets because I'm too poor to afford more losses.
>>60187437Yes. Easy 2-5x your investment. Buy today. Tomorrow will be too late.
>>60187600People often say that T-man is retarded, but he did win election twice. I think it's more likely that "people" are retarded.
>>60187617>4chin is a right wing websitego home tourist >>>/reddit
>>60187580>The market is the collective retardation of the people>The same people that elected King retardThe movements all make sense now
>>60187113Same and it makes me very horny
>>60187600Have to wait and see what the material result of negotiation is imo
how does vix work anyway? i put a coin in as suggested and its up but i have no idea how it works :D
>>60189217it an ETF with a bunch of complicated market shorts wrapped into a single stock
>>60189337i see. thanks
>>60189217Measures the volume of puts on the SPY, essentially.
