let's have a corto maltese thread.
>>151703986>dreamyokay homo
>>151699189Planning on rereading the whole thing, this time after reading the blurbs in the introduction. I stupidly skipped them last time.
>>151699189Lets
>>151709231fucking
>>151699189Are his cartoon movies any good?
>Manlett who gets bullied>Technically an incel>Decides to train and bulk up till he can take his frustrations out on criminalsHe was ahead of his time
>>151698189I say this character was based on James Cagney, who was short but strong and tough.
>>151698189Small Pratt
>>151700579Allan Pinkerton
>>151698843Silver age despero is weird to see.
>>151702644Cagney's cool.
Only the best of the best
He deserved his revenge
>>151708016It wold be fun to see something like Jonas Sr be introduced to a comic universe. A super scientist that is twisted, self serving, and a total asshole but only if you really get to know him. Meanwhile the world thinks he is the amazing hero and savior of tomorrow that regularly hangs out with celebrities, world leaders, and playmates. He causes chaos while still believing himself to be the greatest to be the greatest genius ever. Like if Luthor was more of a very charismatic and kind of did fully believe his fake public persona, and he fights villains himself too but is much more brutal about it than any hero.Other superheroes really hate him, and know damn well his experiments are incredibly dangerous, often making more supervillains as a result. But he is too damn charismatic and popular to actually do anything about. Batman wold endlessly seethe about him almost daily.
>>151701120There's so many green-purple villains
>>151708027He was a good Lutheran who saw that an evil witch queen cursed a kingdom to death.
/ss/ thread
>>151696130I had a hot older teen girl who was my neighbor watch me when I was a kid (like 9 or 10), and my parents were at work. During the summers we would swim in the pool and I saw her in swim suits or a bikini when she just wanted to sunbathe. I didn't know about /ss/ until maybe 5 or 6 years later when I got unfettered access to the internet, but the fantasy was already set.
Double trouble.https://files.catbox.moe/6090rt.pngFirst time coloring mother pusshttps://files.catbox.moe/9hletm.pngAnd wrestling with fran
>>151710260>https://files.catbox.moe/9hletm.pngBased. Love it when she's a tsundere like that. Now if only Cooper joined in...
>>151710260Amazing
>>151698046Dreadful
Anyone here read this?
>>151709207Yes
Last Book of the Year with some surprisesSo lets Roll Out and our local schizo tried to derail the storytime
>>151705960Optimus fucks men that aren't Megatron, That's it.
>>151706363hell, i'm sold. megop fans have biblical greed, anything without megatron is harder to come by. wanna post what u have on rentry?
>>151650468bump
bump
>>151707355sorry anon. it'll be too easy to pin me. But, keep an eye out for starop as one of the options in the next coming whenever I get to 20k wordsI also agree about megop shippers. It's annoying. As much as I don't disagree with them, it's kind of all encompassing even in canon where Elita's alive and/or there are much better options
Let's post them fluffy girls
>>151705020Pink is cute.
>>151708734>Wolf gets to bang this
>>151686316Source?
Hey, shut up about the other stuff and look at this picture for a minuteAre we sure Pomni's a girl?
>>151705343is that a joke?We now know that Caine is 100% fucking with their minds, and he's responsible for the abstractions.We also know that they actually can't leave the circusAnd we know how close Jax really is to Abstraction, and if anything he welcomes it and that's why he's actively pushing people away
>>151705910>We now know that Caine is 100% fucking with their minds, and he's responsible for the abstractions.Plain as day in the Pilot> And we know how close Jax really is to Abstraction, and if anything he welcomes it and that's why he's actively pushing people awayPlain as day TWO EPs AGOI REPEAT. NOTHING HAPPENED. NOTHING PROGRESSED. NO INSIGHT GAINED. THE MYSTERY BOX SHOW WAS EMPTY. WE LOST. NOOOSEWORX WON. MALAYSIANS FROM AUSTRALIA WON.
>>151705966>Plain as day in the Pilotwhere did they say anything like that?>>151705966>Plain as day TWO EPs AGOdid we see him eagerly embrace abstraction before now?
>>151704593Did Dr. Cohen-Rothbaumbergstein say that?
>>151700694We're not even sure that Pomni is a PERSON, anon.Cain can create AI's that convincingly mimic people, he can mess with everyone's minds and change their behavior. Absolutely nothing we think we know about these characters can be trusted.
How did they ignite, preemptively sink, and then re-ignite a ship in just 1 season?
I think the only joke the last episode that really had me laughing was the Epstein suicide joke. >Jesus is back to normal>Stan got his house backAnd Mackey may or may not get his job back but they clearly set him up to. cool, status quo. We didn't need to break canon just for the Woodland Critters to show up and do nothing. Honestly this ep was better than Turkey Trot and this season(s) in general feels phoned in. I can see what people mean when they say South Park just feels like its going through the motions at this point. Peter Thiel went nowhere, it feels like Towlie was foreshadowed to be more than just informing Satan, felt like they foreshadowed Trump getting fucked over more than he was written to, and it just kinda felt retarded that neither Trump nor the specific main residences of South Park had any recollection of each other. The crap out really was a crap out, and that disappointed me.
>>151703251based
>>151688722For the shits
>>151708635what about the kirk joke?
EYYY RELAX GUY!
Watching Adventure Time hits me with nostalgia in a bad way, and I don't even hate the show.
>>151708005We don't know yet, finding answers to this is an exploratory process. Hopefully was actually very literal, scaling everything up might come with some form of risk.
>>151708060Maybe
>>151654103 in case anyone has difficulty understanding my behavior on a rewatch
I don't even know if I want to watch it again. Whenever I see it, I feel like I have this gaping hole, and I hate that fucking feeling—even though I don’t hate the show. I think it’s a really great show; it just makes me feel like shit. If I watch it again, maybe it won't be as special. If I stop putting the show on a pedestal and just watch it, then it won’t feel the same anymore.
>>151698919Nailed it.
Post red heads
>>151700923Wendy would beat them all in a brawl
>>151708893I'm assuming Misty isn't allowed to summon Pokemon to fight, but you really think she would be able to beat Vicky in a fight?
>>151708939In a fair fight? Yes
>>151694691I love gendy.
https://x.com/KiwisBurntToast/status/2000000025674568177
>>151706824I always imagined her and the other characters (like her husband and Boss) sounding and speaking like the characters In this old Russian Cartoon and a few other Eastern European cartoons, as she's an Eastern Bloc character.
>>151707061Thank you
>>151707377No
>>151707091I feel like shes more like betty boop
>>151705191Neat
Post mice
mouse feet
>>151709377
>>151709377and
>>151709377also
Charlie being flanderized as a good for nothing lazy bastard is honestly hilarious
>>151703832>flanderized as a good for nothing lazy bastardthe literal first episode of the show has him immediately try to give up on the job
>>151703832He was always a bit of a schlub
>>151703832Who cares about some ugly thing that looks like a banana?
>>151708603Zoey
>>151708969And most fangirls
Seriously how did this happen??
>>151698308TPBP
>>151708256Aura farming 24/7 but with ZERO feats done LMAOO! What comics didn't realize is that they need to match aura farming with equally epic/peak/cinema fight scenes, and I must admit the only comics doing that currently are Absolute Batman & absolute WW, absolute Superman fights were fucking TRASH!
>>151698279My experience with superhero western slop is: "Wow this cartoon movie about super hero is awesome! I'll check out the comics!" and I buy one and its the worst thing fucking imaginable that makes no fucking sense to a newcomer..
>>151698301KEK.
>>151700572>when some of these others share the same problems.if the problem is specifically being daunted by relaunches, different creative teams, lack of genre variety, etc and a desire to have one concrete vision, then yeah I'd recommend comics that AREN'T capeshit and licenseshitThese people already made up their minds about superheroes and I'm not here to change that, I'd rather concentrate that energy to find out what those people DO like and find appropriate recommendations for their liking because again comics as a medium != superheroes as a genreI don't care if they think Superman is stupid and Spider-Man is for idiots, I want to see more people get into comics an a medium first and foremost
