"Goliath, can't use those big arms to help me get up?""In a moment my friend, I'm simply enjoying the sight of you on your back."
The real question is: Who's packing more heat?
>>152161238That's exactly right!
>>152162360Depends - which answer's hotter?
>>152162556>>152162360It should be Goliath. Weisman revealed that canonically male gargoyles have human looking dicks which are proportionally bigger.
>Superheroes SUCK and are GAY and PEDOPHILES! They're insults to the people who fought in WW2!Why is Ennis like this? Soldiers in WW2 loved comics and bought and read them like crazy.
>>152162488Fanboys have a tendency of not actually liking what they claim to like, but their idea what their obsession is.
>>152160048>America would be great if people abandoned their prior national identities to fully embrace becoming AmericanDoes this MAGAtard fascist racist chud whiteboy not understand that the greatness of America is in cars being burned by people waving Mexican and Palestinian flags?
>>152161186Nah, Garth Ennis is just as much of a capeshit fan as all the people in this thread both praising and lambasting him. And he's the same as a lot of other cape comic writers, he's got his obvious faves and the guys he really hates, and he's also got a huge ego and love for trying to act more "mature" than he really is. And he's got a rather warped view of superheroes and WWII that doesn't really quite map to the reality of the situation, especially in regards to Captain America.And that's fine. You can be a good writer but still have flaws. He doesn't have to be perfect, he can be good. Problem is that his fanboys refuse to see that, so any criticism of the man is liable to get screams of how someone's just a whiny crybaby who can't stand to see their favorite heroes taken down a peg, when it's just Garth being a juvenile dumbass ragging on cape heroes he doesn't like in the exact same vein as every other cape comic writer of his ilk. Just with more rape and peepee poopoo jokes thrown in.Garth Ennis is in the comics business cause he likes comics and cape comics in particular. People just refuse to treat him like the human he is instead of some divine prophet revealing to the world that cape comics...not super deep and complex and kind of juvenile at heart.When this is the same guy who made a character named Arseface and made a crappy zombie comic where some evil redneck whacks a guy in the face with a ripped off horse cock and admitted he wrote The Darkness for cash despite hating it. Like, seriously, comics aren't always that deep, and neither is Garth Ennis.
>>152161448For a man who constantly complains about the cape genre he sure spends a lot of time working in the cape genre. The actual highlight of The Boys is Ennis showing that Butcher has zero difference in behavior from the villains in that series which is a pretty big self-indictment because Butcher is his preferred protagonist archetype. His war books rely heavily on pop culture history, stereotypes, and biases rather than actual historical accuracy which might work for the ones that are actual comedy (don't worry, there is no way any of the lads who fought in those conflicts might be insulted by writing them as a farce, unlike those superheroes) but not for the dramatic pieces.>>152161663Ironically Ennis' Dredd run is widely considered subpar for constantly rehashing older stories.
>>152162593Not really, there's a clear divide between the butcher and the capes.He never was as humiliated, and lacks the theatrical evil.
Yes she is sexy. But is she a good character.
Huntress hasnt been sexy in a while.
Tits
>>152162286What do you mean?
So who was "Olivia Jaimes," the pseudonymous webcomics artist who revitalized Nancy from 2018–2025? Got any inside scoops or good theories? Some people must know by now
>>152162018It was probably Toby Fox. Everybody seems to be him these days.
>>152162018You guessed it! Frank Stallone.
>>152162502Is there any evidence for this, or is it pure crack?
>>152162555No i'm just joking.
Who ever it was they clearly coulnt compare to Ernies work. The art and humor is just bland and unfunny.
Why is Peggy like this
>>152159964Then you're probably your family/friend circle's Peggy.
>>152161778no, just my girlfriend calls me peggy
>>152159964>>152160988King of the Hill feels grounded and realistic enough for you to get attached to the characters and as a result sometimes we get irked more easily by the things they do.
>>152161116That's a pretty good reason to put up with her.
>>152161859this
So... they announced a new Phineas and Ferb movie, the third one.• Premise: “Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s latest time‑travel experiment backfires, erasing the moment Phineas’ mom meets Ferb’s dad — meaning the boys never become brothers and every day is merely adequate. As reality unravels and the future hangs in the balance, Phineas and Ferb must restore the timeline before it’s too late.”The film is written by Kate Kondell & Jeff Howard (head writers for “Marvel’s Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur” who also contributed to “Candace Against the Universe”) and directed by Bob Bowen (“Candace Against the Universe”).https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/phineas-ferb-third-movie-disney-dan-swampy-1236631743/
>>152158799It already ended dude, it just came back.That's more endings than other long-running shows like SpongeBob or the Simpsons.
>>152161751Yeah, I want Doofenshmirtz to ride me.
I'm surprised the show still manages to be funny, these recent episodes have been great
>>152149946>this wasn't necessaryRevivals like these usually aren't, but at least they got to do some things that they never did in the original series.Also, this is probably just nostalgia, but seeing all these characters and their world again was really fun, it's like they never left and now I kinda just want to see more of them, there are a lot more of potential stories to be told.
>>152161958Agree
Werebeast thread
Were they before or after they became the Beast?
>>152160162Now that’s a good question
>>152155731>State your first name, your last name, and occupation>Hawkman, Hawkman, and uh Hawk Man
>>152157945>Weird.Not really, White Wolf innovated the "rpg books as novels" concept; to the point if they have to choose between "mechanics or lore", they will scrap the former in the cutting room.
>>152157945>>152162452Pretty much, WoD has great lore but fuck all for usable mechanics.
What makes this show so appealing? What qualities make a show this good
>>152159932>so I think that bit of network control actually helped ZimBy holding them down, it comes creativity, how to play aroud restrictions to tell the funny story you want.
>>152162399She became a fujoshit for Ed, Edd n' Eddy at some point...
>>152162416>blaming zoomers for Millenials' sinsAh, classic /co/
>>152162416We need an Invader Zim sequel with Dib grown up and hunting down supernatural creatures wit the power of SCIENCE!>>152162445>I think tumblr culture is more to blameDoes that shithole still exist? I swear I think that is far more toxic and worse than 4chan.
>>152162501>Does that shithole still exist?Yeah, surprisinglyI swear I think that is far more toxic and worse than 4chan.Nah, never got even close, you might be confusing it with Xwitter or Retarddit. It was very autistic tho. But apparently it has mellowed down a lot after the mass porn ban, most of the worst Tumblr users moved to the already wasp nest Twitter was, and that place keeps getting worse.
I demand that my video game demonstrateur to inundate me with monologues about the mundanity of taxes, household chores, and appropriate types and amount of finger ingestion recommended for longterm colon health.
>>152161307i watched tos on some retro channel with my mom, then saw wrath of Kahn when my sister's friends dad heard i liked star trek. tng was the next step around highschool but i never got into ds9 or anything after. i liked some ds9 episodes but tng is the one i keep coming back to.
>>152161337i hated how the deaf faggot kept autistically demanding people stare at him instead of his slaves. I was glad they were mercy killed and that bitch had to learn sign language and stop having slaves.
>>152155013From all the sex they have with Satan.
Who are the most beautiful women in the Marvel universe?Sue and Ororo get mentioned a lot (Sue especially), even by cosmic beings and aliens of immense power/knowledge/judgement as being objectively the most beautiful women in existence. I think Lilandra gets the same kind of mentions.Caveat - no cheating with magic or powers(goddesses of beauty or cosmic embodiments of the concept of beauty or beings that alter the perception of reality, ie Enchantress, Beatrice, Emma Frost) or local perceptions of beauty(Black Widow, Mary Jane Watson, Black Cat are objectively super hot by Earth standards, but never get the same mentions universal of beauty Sue and Ororo get for whatever fucking reason).So who else in Marvel gets mentions for being most beautiful?
>>152162398Zebediah Killgrave.
If you're not scary, what kind of a monster are you?
>>152159948Sort of.Some scarers couldn't adapt to Monsters Inc.'s change, and couldn't crack it as [insert whatever the laughter makers are called here, I can't remember], so they either left or were reassigned to different departments like the main character.However, Monsters Inc. is not the only energy company, and it's implied only Monsters Inc. switched to the laughter method, its competitor(s, we only see one) still sticking to scaring, so it's not like immediately the entire job market disappeared.
>tfw no interdimensonal abstract memetic gf who I can't post more of because porn
bup
>>152160766
>>152135554>>152131084I honestly wanted to post Clarissa's dad but i was beaten
News:>Kathleen Kennedy stepping down in place of Dave Filoni and Lynwen Brennan, who have been prepped for the role over two years>Galaxy Edge in Disneyland is shifting most of its content to the OT era>Dawn of the Jedi script on hold>Hunt for Ben Solo and is "on the backburner" but not outright cancelled, along with the Mando/Ahsoka event film>Simon Kinberg "Saga Trilogy" moving forward confidentlyUpcoming:>Mandalorian and Grogu - 5/22/26https://youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y?si=tqOnOEvtt7hzcP9I>Maul Shadow Lord - 2026https://youtu.be/YC6WRf1R32A?si=8PGiiyw5dgldnpuN>Ahsoka Season 2 - 2026>Visions: The Ninth Jedi - 2026Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm confused, KK said the Kylo movie was on the backburner, so is it dead or not?
>>152159466>So what is the point of any of this??need you ask
>>152161814Her wording implies that it could be revived but isn't something they are currently working on
>>152162489That makes sense. Thanks for the answer.
What did Ras(and the writers) mean by this?
>>152162475chu~
Is N a whore?How much r34 does a character need to become a whore Someone said 1000
yeah no can we have another thread please
he's an N word
Which do you prefer? Louise X Ruby or Louise X Logan?
Rudy is a pushover
>>152162316Those make good husband material since that's how you earn money. Also Logan doesn't respect Louise.
>>152158519Louise X Logan was too good and made too much sense so they made it weird between them on purpose.
>>152162350Logan does respect Louise, he sees her as a peer.
>>152160301I think the show favors Roudise the same reason >>152158972 gave, in that they can skip over the romance part and just envisioned as them married as an epilogue scene.It's a dogshit way to write a romance.
