ngl bernice is probably the most everyman-ish character i've ever seen in a comic/cartoon
>>153066287tell that to the health dept.
(one more bump just in case)
>>153023743Yeah sure, let's have a thread about her.
>>153069878...luann or bernice?
(also somethin' tells me yer a lil' late on that regard)
previously: >>153049733
>>153071265I think it's a nice headcanon, but Stan hasn't exactly put that on the page. Instead it just feels like she gets a free pass on being an asshole because she's the author's pet. I wanna like her because she's cute and "thief with a heart of gold" is like one of my favorite tropes ever, but the writing's not making it easy.
>>153063661Just a few month ago? What is the timeline here.With the amount of adventures they shared I would have guessed they knew each other for years.
>>153071512This is only the second time he's met Sasuke, Sasuke got introduced just 4 threads ago.
>>153071512>With the amount of adventures they sharedAt this point Usagi has only met Sasuke one other time, in his debut issue where they fought the spider demoness>What is the timeline here.The man is a meddling menace.
>>153071629>>153071634Ah, my bad
Do you miss his show?
>>153056687I never think about this show at all and it has added nothing positive to my life.
>>153069757hey I'm all about shows being about feelings.look at Gargoyles. Goliath feels vengeful. Demona feels vitriolic hatred for things that are her own fault. Then Goliath feels like he's gonna chill the fuck out and enjoy some of the finest human pussy two different continents ever provided the genes for. then Broadway feels hungry. Feelings are great. Keep the gay shit out.
>>153069757Well it's not, since Korra was first.
>>153056687I don't miss it, because more episodes would mean more townie episodes. But I unironically consider us lucky to have had it. We're never getting a character like Rose again ever.
>>153071580>We're never getting a character like Rose again ever.An immortal womanchild with godlike powers that started a rebellion because she was bored with her privileged life?
I really really like season 1 of The a Simpsons
>>1530668083 is better.
>>153068030
>>153068067Better in what way(s)?
"The Call of the Simpsons" is awful, one of the worst episodes actually.
>>153070918*thud*
I really love classic humour
>>153067852Embarrassed giant flying beasts of fiery death are adorable.
>>153062563that's a kobold, sir
>gaint evil looking dragoness>is a huge fucking nerd
Piko stores food inside her asshole fyi
>the joke is scalie poon
How much zenkai boost does mark get from this?
>>153071406in the comics there is the explanation that Conquest instinctively exhaled before entering the atmosphere because he knew he was about to take a breath. But considering how long viltrumites can fly through deep space on one breath, what little air he had left after that would probably normally be enough to realistically last for hours--- in deep space travel. Probably Viltrumites use very little oxygen while simply flying in a straight line relaxed. Conquest was fighting like hell so what could have lasted for hours was brought down to mere minutes.Some of this is headcanon but it tracks.
At the end of the day, the Virtrumites' powers are as stupid as Superman's powers.That's why people end up hating overpowered characters; they never make sense.
>>153071419If we're gonna get all real world physics here then Viltrumites can also travel billions of times faster than the speed of light considering they can travel between galaxies within, like, days.
>>153071444Non canon stuff
>>153070048Three fiddy
W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 1 Ch.1-4: >>152801440W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 2 Ch.5-8: >>152812511W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 3 Ch.9-12:>>152847140W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 4 Ch.13-15 + The Year Before(Special): >>152931791 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 5 Ch.16-18 + Elyon Special: >>152944259 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 6 Ch.19-22: >>152958077 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 7 Ch.23-24: >>152973188 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 8 Ch.25-28 + Dreams and Secrets(Special): >>152997792 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 9 Ch.29-31: >>153030611Go here for older threads:>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153030611/
>>153068971Imagine getting one as your slave!
>>153066491Would magitech work against them?
>>153064619What's with the toeless stockings? They make her look like she forgot to her shoes.
>>153068518Without going into too much detail, but regarding the subplot of the drops, while they do begin to develop consciousness and want to forge their own path, the resolution, like the drama itself, feels too forced, exaggerated, and overly condescending(and more well-meaning than benevolent) towards them despite creating conflicts or disasters in the lives of the guardians...And I even dare to say it, but in the animated series, "H of Hunted" the episode, I feel that the astral drop Will's conflict was handled well, or at least in execution.
>>153068518It's what happens when you have a bunch of teenagers capable of creating temporary clones, but without having the clones experience the stakes and harships and mature situations that the real ones are experiencing and using to grow.
Dobson has betrayed INFLATOR.
>>153058114
>>153062625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc4pHlDueMs
>>153068275his latest post was an egg
>>153058114Canon of what?
Let's have a creative exercise.Say they turn off the sliding timescale or create another MC2type universe set in the future of 616.What would you like to see?
>>153067077I think this is what Marvel should do as their answer to Absolute, seems kinda redundant to just do Ultimate again after they ragequit it so recently>Spider-GirlMay “Mayday” Parker is the daughter of Peter and Mary Jane. Peter quit being Spider-Man and moved to Portland when MJ became pregnant. Peter and MJ tried to hide his past as Spider-Man from May and when May never seemed to develop powers they breathed a sigh of relief. But May was hiding the fact she has powers and is hiding the fact she knows about Peter’s past from Peter and MJ. May moves to New York City after she graduates college to be a fashion designer and has zero interest in following in her father’s footsteps. That is until a new, brutal Spider-Man terrorizing New York shows up shortly after May moves to New York>May continues to hide that she’s spider-girl from Peter and MJ but they’re not stupid>the brutal Spider-Man is Miles Morales, a 14 year old kid growing up in the projects who got bit by a spider created to replicate Spider-Man and dispenses justice how he sees fit>no Osborns or Octopuses, all other villains are original to MaydayI also have an idea for someone who discovers an Iron Man hideout with all the old Iron Man tech and the new guy has to sort of cobble shit together when it gets broken but that’s all I’ve got so far
>>153067077Because Marvel hates Peter and resents the success of Ultimate Spider-Man, they will character assassinate Peter. He will either be a 50 year old manchild who still acts like he is 20, or he will have been unceremoniously killed off in the passed and Miles became the main Spider-Man.Spider-Girl will be the main character of this ne future again, and everyone will think it is Mayday. The twist reveal at the end of the first issue will be that it is actually the daughter of Ben and Janine.
>>153067077The characters growing up? That's literally the only thing to see in this scenario. We would get to see which heroes are actual productive people who get a woman and then have kids, and who are the fuck ups who never get a woman because of some dumb reason. Those I would like to see die alone and full of regrets.
>>153067077Everyone dead.
>>153067077The Power Pack, I want to see Katie turn into a walking nucleare bomb
What are some comics that you were fooled into reading?
>>153051096Strangers in Paradise
>>153070416>Maybe we went with different expectationsYeah, I went in expecting good writing, but it was incredibly shallow.
>>153071094From a comic book?
>>153071347
>>153070416The problem with Frank Castle is that turning him into this relentless emotionless machine turns him into a boring plot device like character and you have to create a world around him that has depth and personality with interesting characters and Born fails miserably at this.The "twist" might have been novel at the time, but Frank being deranged is so ingrained him him and the general consciousness that focusing so much on trying to surprise you with the revelations ends up falling flat. Comparing it to Berserk isn't doing it any favors because that one is significantly better than this short mini. The ending is supposed to be disturbing but you see it from a mile away. Reading this comics feels like going through the motions.The only thing that could come as a shock while reading it is that it's not as intentionally goody as Welcome Back Frank and his run on the proper Punisher title but those are just stupid as fuck, Born and Max are just lacking in substance.Also, Born could've used a better moodier artist, Robertson is one of those guys I have no idea how he got famous, he has this boring realistic art style that makes regular house style artists look stylized, his layouts are standard and he's not even have a huge array of facial expressions in his bag.
How is the original WildC.A.T.S. series? Did it really deserve an absolute edition?
>>153069358>>153069468>>153071024Part of the reason is that DC and Marvel thrived at a very specific point in time, when people were still reading comic books and the newspaper comics, when shows and movies could be replayed over and over on TV for decades (George Reeves Superman, Adam West Batman were often how a lot of Boomers and Gen X became aware of the characters before the 1978 Superman movie)Wildcats and Ultraforce came about in a time when the comic market was about to crash and subsequently made comics harder for people to get, when Saturday morning cartoons got irrevocably changed (NBC stopped showing cartoons, CBS also eventually stopped showing cartoons, Fox's deal with Saban made it so that only Marvel cartoons would be shown, which shut down the Cyberforce project) and the rise of more cable channels. In Ultraforce and Wildcats' case the buyouts also didn't really help either
>>153071320>Cyberforce projcetI've never heard about this before, only knew about the failed Youngblood cartoon (in addition to the never-produced Youngblood video game and Youngblood feature film).
>>153071423There was going to be a Cyberforce cartoon in the mid-90s, as part of an Image hour that was going to have Youngblood. That was also why there was a bunch of Mattel Cyberforce toys at that time. The project fell apart after Fox made a deal with Saban that meant it could only air Marvel superhero cartoons only (remember at the time Saban was producing the Marvel cartoons on Fox) and not superhero cartoons from rival companies
>>153071437Too bad. But at least Spawn and The Maxx made it in more mature versions.
Every wildstom push after 2010 has faild:new52that warren ellis stuffthat other 2021-2022 stuff.
The deconstruction of superheroes is the most overused and predictable trope in comic book history. From watchmen to invincible, and all that crap inbetween by obsessed tryhards like garth ennis, warren ellis and rick veitch. How come this shit still sells, after 50 years of shameless uninventiveness?
>>153066499His origin left him desperate for attention and too sensitive to criticism. It didn't mess him up immediately, but gradually led to his downfall.
>>153052335>How come this shit still sells? it doesn't. Hasn't sold in decades by nowa single manga can and did outsell the entirety of capes comics...in USgranted, irredeemable was okay, the ending is also tries to cop out and turn it into backstory for superman, it's not perfect but ah well
>>153070323Because i just listed my reasons you fucking moron.
>>153067735>The Boys and Invincible?they boys ended in 2012Invicible ended in 2019We are in ABSOLUTE era anon.
>>153063681joker movie musical rape or whatever
Discuss
>politics even on this threadIt's all so tiresome...
>>153059439she could very well be the coounterpart to jucika
>>153064504Vicky Segura is such a cutie
>>153070628dude, the background is from other movie
Will it make $2Bil?
>>153070717Bob Hoskins and John Lequizamo Mario is actually kino. How can anyone hate a movie where Mario presses his face directly into Big Bertha's tits?
>>153070605>cynical types who should hate them for various reasonsWhen Pixar shits the bed with a wishy-washy flop, I'm pissed. When Aardman goes on autopilot with another humdrum caper, I'm annoyed. When Chomet spends a decade making a self-indulgent biopic with zero heart, I'm livid. These are creative teams that regularly pump out phenomenal films from master-class directors. I expect better of them.When Illumination makes another cash-grab comedy, I feel nothing. Why should I? They're for kids and normalfags. No point wasting energy fuming at a retard for being retarded.
>>153070605Brand loyalty, they simply must protect the brand.They decided that anything with Mario in the title is something that I will be automatically good, nothing artistic matters when you're watching art because it says Mario on it so it cancels it out, they just want to feel validation for their obsession over a brand and take it as a personal attack when you say you didn't like it as if you insulted their mother.
>>153032556My queen...she's on the big screen...
>>153044648>6 movies of the top 10 are sequels No originals for u
Buff/muscular /co/ ladies post strong girls
>>153069941>>153069817I want her to clench those two bowling balls around my skull while I'm licking her lime green shitter.
>>153070364This how I want to go out.
>>153040763>>153071296OK, I think I'm beginning to understand the high-waisted look now.
