Indian edition
POV:You just woke up and youre at the top of the morning brip
Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider
The cans lads, the cans.
Gn /brit/
>>199912317fkn life
Poo smells
>>199912384Got in quick with that one didn't you? Six seconds after 309.
>>199912384I luv emilia
>>199912406clearly a bottle
scran
Diversity. Courage. Strength. Power.
>>199912435(meant to post here lol)
>>pixels on a screen have a gender
>>199912217same thing happened to me. dynamic ips can be awfulluckily i was able to appeal
>>199912288Swear I've just ended up poorer getting a uni related career kekMind you when I worked retail the economy wasn't in the shitter, just a funny observation I've had recenrtly Really I should be as wealthy as I've ever been in my poor ass life
>>199912401Spider-Man! Okay my turn: Christopher Walken gets released from prison.
>>199912431da bokkles lads, da bokkles
>>199912477Men in Black Men
>>199912415suck it up and do a trade everything sucks at first
>>199912432pretty standard sarnie not sure why someone bothered recording this
>>199912471Man the jews have conditioned you well
Muslims are 6% of UK population, yet they hold enormous power.Government and Police are terrified of them, and their demands for special treatment are usually granted.The Muslim block vote is a king-maker this time. It has more electoral leverage over policy than Ukip ever did. They are parking their tanks on the lawn of British democracy. This is the arrival of sectarianism. It has massive implications, especially when both parties are pandering to it.They are slowly moving into positions of power and, as their Koran says, the object is to take over the country>>199912504You're nothing more than the dog of the Muslims. They are your masters
>>199912519Uhhhhjh wait until Scotland Yard hears of this
>>199912519Shut the fuck up you vile Labour voting Paki worshipping cunt. The only thing you know how to do, is kneel and worship at the feet of Paki grooming gangs, defend nonces like Jimmy Savile, and open your ass to unlimited immigration
What is getting a CDL in australia like? is it corrupt as fuck like here where you need to spend like 10 grand on mandatory school just to get it? if not i would be a truck driver, or "lorry driver" whatever the fuck it's called there
>>199912527bit harshhe was only saying it's an unremarkable sandwich
>>199912527Jews are 0.03% of the population and have even more power. They were the ones to import all the Muslims in the first place. Before you attack the enemy, you need to take care of the traitor, Jimbo
>>199912548ASIANLAD SCREAMING
>>199912548the seething singaporean semite is back
Why are these threads so weird? It's just non-sequitur babble
>>199912548based gookrad
>>199912548
>>199912575Your mum is non-sequitur babble
england has always been a multicultural BLACK nation
>>199912575you need a high IQ to understand /brit/
>>199912575Gives it a unique experience kek, I enjoy it
>>199912596don't need to change it then do we
shitting out me arse
never trust anyone who announces that children and animals love themmy dad used to say that all the time and he was an abusive psycho nonce
Donald TrumpVince McMahonHulk HoganThe holy trinity of carny grifters
If I recall correctly there are 2 bounties and a mars bar in my fridge. I'll enjoy those later.
>>199912673hulk hogan is a good man
ahhh yes nice to see janny and the mods have gone full retard
Gotta go fast
Horace Walpole
>>199912575I have a theory and it begins with an s
>>199912673careful don't mention trump's name or you'll get a three day ban
>>199912673Take Hulk Hogan of that list or HULKAMANIA WILL RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER*I am a real American starts playing*
>>199912699little runt freaks
>>199912676People criticise the Bounty, and whilst I agree that it is an imperfect chocolate bar, one need only taste alternative coconut-based confections to realise just how good they have it.Personally, I recommend the Bounty Dark
>>199912699looks like a mostly peaceful protest. where is it?
>>199912699they are simple folk
>>199912699What the fuck do we have an army for?
>>199912733Royston Vasey
>>199912705sex?
macho man was right about hogan. he's a pussy little cuck faggot bitch
>>199912731Would've got a bounty dark if they'd had any
>>199912745to fight the foreigners on their homeland, in turn that protects the nation from baddies
>>199912745Sad that this kind of comment is made, and so often. An army on the streets of England? That is so at odds with the ancient ways and character of the Englishman that it encapsulates everything wrong with out nation today. You begging for an army to wander the streets of our free land is, in its own way, more scary than any rock-throwing Romanian or pig-perverting Paki could be.
balls and ball ache and your mother (your mum)
Fuckin DIRTY DOG HAHAHHAHA
the budget
baddies mentioned
>Sad that this kind of comment is made, and so often. An army on the streets of England? That is so at odds with the ancient ways and character of the Englishman that it encapsulates everything wrong with out nation today. You begging for an army to wander the streets of our free land is, in its own way, more scary than any rock-throwing Romanian or pig-perverting Paki could be.
the army shouldnt be used against your own people
>1692077329431.png
>>199912755OOOOoooohhh snap into a Slim Jim motherfucker
>>199912699
>>199912789>the ancient ways and character of the EnglishmanThose aren't Englishmen. They have no intention of ever becoming Englishmen. They are hostile to England and it's people. Modern problems require modern solutions. Extreme problems require extreme solutions.
I'm BACK
>>199912858>"Please, somebody else save me!"You write like a homosexual
>>199912824Those aren't our own people and never will be.>>199912867If those lads kidnapped your
>>199912789It's not 1750 or even 1950.
post the randy savage skyrim thing
need to walk dogberg but he hasn't had his trim and it's already warmneed to go out tonight and I don't know if anyoneelseberg will walk him when it's cooler at ~9pm like I wouldhmm... choices choices choices
>>199912877candlejack kidnapped this anon
>>199912883But, thankfully, the Army are...?
>>"Please, somebody else save me!" >You write like a homosexual
...
>>199912863and better than ever
>But, thankfully, the Army are...?
>>199912867I'm supposed to fight them all off singlehandedly am I? That's what you'd do?Supposing the police were there in response to a girl calling and saying she's been held prisoner, as a sex slave by a gang of these Muslims, as happens routinely in this country now. You'd leave that girl at the mercy of those animals would you? Slavery in England because you don't like the idea of getting tough with a pack of sadistic rapists, because they are "English." Pathetic.
>Baby in China chokes to death on nanny’s first day on job, shocking social media
>>199912863
What are they like in leeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xAI have posted it
>>199912935Why do you post this shit? Are you 13?
>>199912952
>>199912935Rucy Retby at it again
>>199912947Burning public transport vehicles is an ancient tradition of The Englishman don't you know.
>>199912947>book your open day
Katy sorting out the cronem with a morning bj
>rucy retby
>>199912970
>>199912496i'll give you something to suck on, muttboy
1/3 of the country isn't english
>>199912985Starting early today aren't we? Why not, it's not like you're busy getting a morning BJ is it.
>>199912952I've recently discovered it's a Jewish man trying to associate Bradleys with edgy headlines because /brit/ doesn't like Israel
had dreams remembering odd gay stuff i did as a teen during my bi phase but woke up with an erection not a a feeling of repression/regret i should feel
nice to know I've got multiple of you on the ropes with my comments lol
>>199912946*buries George Floyd*
this broke him
>>1999130141/3 was Welsh and Scottish even in the 1600s. Nowadays with immigration it's more like 1/4.
>nice to know I've got multiple of you on the ropes with my comments lol
>>199912930You Starmer voting, antiwhite Paki loving faggot. Every single Britroach supported the actions of the Muslim grooming gangs and joined the authorities to suppress any attempt by the parents to expose the scandal. Up to now, you're still voting to let more asylum seekers in. You're complicit in the exploitation of English children. Each and every single poster here is a Muslim, pajeet and nigger lover
>>199913022I figured most of the posters who come here just to irritate people do so because they're triggered by an opinion they saw on here. Sad innit. Almost feel sorry for them, but then I remember they're massive twats. Looking at you, Belgium.
>>199913071bit mental
>>199913030it's not gay if you're the penetrative partner, rememberbe the bummer, not the bummee
another one? lol
Looking forwards to the Olympics next week, comfy opening ceremony evening and then a couple of weeks of comfy WFH viewing
morning /brit/, hopefully all you lads in leeds are safe with the ongoing chimpy an all
>>199913141morning
>>199913137can’t wait for the gymnastics myself
>199913152You see how much more significance the female form has when she doesn't just put it all out into the world immediately for free
>he was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass >but I wasn't selling any
Katy preparing breakfast for the cronem
>>199913152I'd have a panic attack if I was wearing something like that. Not especially claustrophobic but that'd do my head in.
cucu cucurellahe eats paellahe drinks estrella
>>199913230Get a life, sad cunt. Maybe you'll meet a woman and you'll be able to stop fantasising about other men's live lives on here. Haha just kidding, we know that'll never happen don't we?
>>199913152if she does a massive post-curry fart where does it go in something like that
>>199913228epic post
Finna fit my square peg into your gf's round hole
>>199913266Crystal clear projection lil bro
>>199913271Bubbles up and out of the top
There I made a fucking godawful post did I do it right
>>199913293You post the most incel shit I've ever seen. You're obviously beyond hope. Don't assume that because I'm pointing that out that it must apply to me for some reason. Normal people have normal relationships and make normal posts on here. You post you fantasies about other men having relationships that are defined by their race. It's safe to say you've never had a normal relationship and never will.
>>199913141>elect paki on pro-gaza ballot>area quickly turns into lawless warzonepoetry
Belgium anon fucking told
*enters thread with AR15-style rifle*
Here's my special Frog Pie> 1 can pumpkin puree (canned)> Key lime filling (from two $1 frozen pie slices)> 1 can cherry filling> 1/2 cup Grape Nuts> 2 tablespoons Chocolate Malted Ovaltine> 1 teaspoon Dr Pepper (my fave soda)> 1/2 teaspoon cumin> 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon> 1/2 teaspoon chili powder> 2 tablespoons shredded coconut> 1 tablespoon minced crystallized ginger> 4 cups (as in the pre-packaged cups) chocolate pudding> 1 jar maraschino cherries with syrup> 1/2 cup chocolate chips> blue food colouring until it looks sufficiently froggy
>>199913172
>>199913363>incel>normal relationshipsMi tink you neva touch no batty OR you touch but she was beeeaaat bruv LOL
>>199913363Rattled
>call it frog pie>isn't a pie >doesn't contain any frog
Oi oi laddies g'devenin' lads 'ow're we doin' then?
he speaks in pure gibberish
>>199913467Ever heard of Welsh rabbit
>>199913423when do I use the frog then
are Laura was so peng in the 2012 'lympics
>Welsh rabbit
Why are Bangladeshis rioting in London because the Bangladeshi police killed a Bangladeshi man in Bangladesh? https://x.com/crimeldn/status/1814026046288658673
>>199913458Now who's projecting?Can't help noticing that you're not denying that you're an incel. Because you know we all know. You know you couldn't hide it if you tried.Don't you want a normal relationship? Don't you want to be a normal person? Have you even tried going out and meeting people? Or is this your life, and you're just happy to be looked at like a smear of dog shit that got walked into the place?
>>199913537could knock her out with a single punch
>>199913506no but I have heard of Welsh rarebit
>>199913542because they are settler colonialists
currently perusing the /an/ webm thread
>>199913545You got 0 pussy LOLSort yourself out
Eating some toad-in-the-hole
>>199913581
it's great to see the industry moving forward
Beth Tweddle will always be the GOAT gymnast for /brit/
It true the age of consent is 16 in the UK?
>>199913585I'm fine. Do you see me posting nothing but fantasies about black men having sex? No. I'm not like you and thank God I never will be.
>>199913631yeah
Alright which one of you mongs killed the network, can't get on the Friday piss now
>>199913423Grapes don't have nuts
>>199913697Neither do you sister
>>199913637Your swc never ripped a hymen
>>199913664Hehe
>>199913629saw her in the grand national
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cpe39n00ng2oExtremely seething article from the bbc and extremely based argentine response
>>199913725Image board not a link board
Watching the golf on telly, live from Royal Troon
>>199913629An ugly name for a beautiful girl
>>199913637mate he is either mentally ill like mousenonce or a coomer who has had his mind rotted by porn, either way just don't ever give autistic spammers (You)s, they'll just keep posting for a few months until they realise they can get more (You)s in /pol/ and /r9k/
>>199912593Hey man fuck you
>>199913706At least I've had sex. At least there's a hope of me having sex in the future because I'm not a disgusting pornsick freak.
>>199913725based ngl, fun fact argentina used to have a third black population
was chatting to a girl earlier who had short hair and a plaid shirt and she mentioned her boyfriend, and in my head i was like "wait a minute, BOYfriend?"
Shan't call Argentina based until they give up their embarrassing obsession with the falklands
Can't wait for deegs to get here. Things will certainly liven up with him around.
gf in leeds
>>199913760It's been more than a few months. Ignoring him has got us nowhere. It's time to shine a light on the little goblin freak and show him a mirror.
what's the egg situation?
>>199913811Mate... deegs is... he's dead, pal... been dead for weeks
hahahahhaha wtf
>>199913793Girl pronouns he/him
>>199913825Having mine for lunchFried eggs and riceBit of chilli oilLovely
JUST FILTER THE FUCKING FLAG AND MOVE ON. JESUS FUCKING WEPT YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS HIM.
>>>/an/4843700gave me a little chuckle
wish my town had a market square with stalls and shit like a medieval villagejust stand around yelling "items for sale! get your items here! god bequeaths his blessing upon thee who purchaseth mine items!" and so forth
do you follow the financial order of operations?
>>199913877Look at that little pig
>>199913860Nice try.
>>199913742dunno anything about golf but shall watch along too
>Mass worldwide IT outage affects airlines, media and bankshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cnk4jdwp49etits happening!
>>199913877What the fuck is "hyper-accumulation" lmao
>>199913963good
>>199913963Excellent news.
>>199913969>Hyperaccumulation occurs when you are investing 25% or more of your income for retirement. Depending on your income, hyperaccumulation may happen inside of your employer-sponsored accounts, using the mega backdoor Roth strategy, or in a taxable brokerage account.
>>199913776After how much effort did you get miss piggy? LOLThe yutes have an endless supply of fit blondes
>>199913874same. I hate living in a suburb so much. even cunts in meth filled country areas have more of a sense of community.
>>199913877My only debt is student loan which I'll never pay off lolI save 50% of my income at least
Love it when the IT goes down at work but the phonelines still up. Customers phone in foaming at the mouth angry at whatever shite they're angry about today and you're free to tell them um sorry sweaty our systems are down so you'll need to call back later x (and speak to someone who isn't me)
>>199913963Looking forward to seeing news reports of crowded airports full of seething holidaymakers. Not on Sky News of course, because this has knocked them off air lol
Can't knock a £3.40 bacon sausage baguette and a brew tbqh.
>>199914011See>>199913776
>>199914048>My only debt is student loan which I'll never pay off lolsame lol. i owe $20k but most of it isn't accumulating interest since i'm still in grad schooli could pay it off right now but I'm earning way too much in the stock market
>>199914080Oopd
>>199914048Student Loan isn't a real loan in the UK, don't worry about it.They shouldn't be allowed to pretend it is, or encourage people to pay it off early
deadass doing a poo rn fr
Lads who are good at banter How do you do it? I want to learn. I was told to just say anything, no matter how silly it sounds. People don’t listen to what you’re saying, just the tone and they just want words to fill the silence but I’m worried I’ll say the wrong thing or something deeply offensive
>>199914129>Student Loan isn't a real loan in the UKwell it isyou still have to pay it off every month
>>199914103big man in the office earlyready to head right up there into the business sky, kick it right up the moon's arse
i brush my teeth and piss in the shower, anyone who tells me there are reasons not to do that are full of shit and trying to get me to waste my time by multitasking
>>199914011"The yutes" think you're a pathetic specimen, just like fit blondes do, just like "miss piggy" does. It's hilarious to watch you act like you're looking down on anybody when you're really so worthless.
sinful body
>>199914149by NOT multitasking i mean
the west are the absolute worst people on earth filled with desperation cope and malice
>>199914103phwoaar yes mines a baguette with omelette and sosij
>>199914167Right well that's a pair of tits isn't it
>>199914137It's a graduate tax for 25 years that's all. You can't default on it, it's not on your credit score, etc.>>199914142Tbf I normally turn up between 9.30 and 10am (department manager so I don't have a boss) but I slept over at my GFs and she was up early.Checking all the scruffs are in
>>199914173classic "here's why we shouldn't try to eradicate extreme poverty" nyt article
>>199914103>desk phoneIs it 2019
there's like 3-4 little kids on my street who are constantly playing on the road, they've been doing this for years, i've watched them go from preschoolers to mid-primary schoolers, i'm surprised none of them have been run over or kidnapped by a nonce yet
>>199914167You’ll get into trouble for that lad, women’s exposed breasts aren’t allowed on a sfw board. I once got into trouble for cartoon breasts
>>199914221You'd be prime suspect
why dont we just let spain have gibraltar anyway, not like we need it is it
>>199914221spend a lot of time watching kids do you?
>>199914216they dont call it the new york crimes for nuthin
>>199914217We only got VoIP about two years ago lelI work for a very traditional company and it's chill as fuck.
today's a day for some summer house classics on the youtube music
>>199914216Yeah we weren't interested when you posted the screenshot mate
postgympretoil incel walk
>>199914264embarrassed yourself here
>>199914221https://youtu.be/YbxQFr6TTms
if you ask me spain can have gibraltar. spain have yet to ask me though.
wonder if this outage impacts the servers for microsoft flight simwas planning a cheeky fly fly when my half day at toil kicks in
the lads
>>199914258>very traditional company >chill as fuck.hmm doesn't really make sense
>>199914241Nice try pablo
>>199914241I’ve been to Gibraltar. The people living there don’t want to be Spanish
>>199914258Nothing wrong with thatMy old company was like that, much prefer that to my current one where it's just constant Teams meetings
woke up with a weird long leg spider on my arm and didnt know what to do with it so i ate it
>>199914245spend a lot of time making predictable, low-hanging fruit jokes do you?
>>199914289i've logged on this morning and nowt's wrong
>>199914241Gibraltar was British before Spain was Spain
>>199914290why were they getting frothy over kids? noncing involved?
>>199914317fucking freak
So what's happened in Leeds then?Some family's had 5 kids taken away because their infant cracked their head falling out a window, and the local vermin have absolutely kicked off?Probably the same people who get red in the face about local nonce huntings. Absolute cattle.
Business idea:Violently mentally ill olympics Obese Vs anorexic olympics Sex Olympics Lazy Olympics Olympics as sponsored by performance enhancersTeen Olympics Death game Olympics
>>199914289Seems to be cloud services and all that sort of shite. Fuck em and fuck the cloud.
>>199914333Child protection were trying to take away some gyppo's abused/neglected childrenGyppos kicked offPakis decided to join in because it's nice weather out and who doesn't like a summer riot?
>>199912384emilia clarke - 1/8th Indianvivian leigh - 1/4th Indianmany anglo-indians (1/2 Indian) due to social acceptance migrated to Britain after India got independence.sad affair
>>199914344Gatoberge
got called a wizard in my abusive uncle's island shack earlier lads
>>199914289Unfortunately toil seems to still be working despite being microsoft-based :(
got fucking FLEA BITES thanks to the fucking neighbours and their fucking cat which shits liquid catshit in OUR garden and has to be called in at 2am for some reason even though it's outside their back door miaowing for hours beforehandSICK OF IT
>>199914385point 22
I have 12 credit cards, 8 deposit accounts, and 4 investment platforms.Need to consolidate.
>>199914393Severely fucking tempted mate believe me
>>199914370>vivian leighnever heard of her
can smell my neighbour smoking weed at 8am, grim
>>199914299The office is five white blokes, and my PA who makes the teas. Me and my PA both have separate offices, and also from the rest. We have about 40 labourers and a separate design office on the other side of the site.We never have "meetings" or an "agenda" or office bitching or anything.I get to come in late every day and leave early for 5-a-side on a Wednesday. Sometimes have a pint at lunch.Get paid £40k to do the accounts which are pretty straightforward.Could go and be a smaller cog in a bigger machine but can't be arsed.>>199914316Yeah I couldn't be arsed with working in a "real" office with spazmos
>>199914400aren't rich people always saying you should diversify?
>>199914425The deep innit. Hull.>The office is five white blokesDefinitely Hull
>>199914416english actress in hollywood
>>199914450yh but thats in investments, not the accounts themselves
harry potter feels like something i could've written, it's like rowling stole my ideas before i was even born
>>199914425Why do you have a PA
Considering moving to Australia
>I think what makes his character so great is the fact that his equivocations border on a solid argument for everything he says. He's wrong like all the time, but for the right reasonsIs this guy right about Super Hans?
>>199914416actress from the 1930s kek
>>199914514Because I'm a department manager who is *very busy*
>>199914531Yeah suppose, he has a sideways view of the world
>>199914484do billionaires keep all their personal spending money in a single account? seems stupid and risky to me unless literally all of their money is in stocks and they've only got a few grand in fiat currency
>>199914523come on over lad, we can always do with more white immigrationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guGDh57_xvU(note: the "no drug addiction" lyric is no longer applicable)
>>199914532how is that funny if you aren't paki ?
It's happening lads. Today is the day. Global apocalypse caused by Microsoft and Crowdstrike.
Reports of IT outages are coming in from around the worldAirlines, broadcasters and banks are affected - including Sky News in the UK, which is off-airMultiple airports in the UK and across the world are reporting delays, with some flights suspendedIn the US, major airlines including United and Delta are stopping flightsIn Australia, airports, shops, and communications are affected, Australia's National Cyber Security Coordinator describing as a "large-scale technical outage"Railway companies in the UK report delaysMicrosoft says it is continuing to deal with "the lingering impact" of the outage
>>199914167Sheer clapmeat for the yutes
>>199914601Cashmongs ready to gloat before being told that they too cannot purchase their items as the tills are down.
>>199914601encountered this today too, what the fuck is going on
>>199914595because it's absurd bringing up an actress from nearly a 100 years ago as if everyone should know it >pakiyes dear everyone on the internet is a paki
>>199914635Some cloud security thing that apparently every company uses was redeemed too needfully during an update and everything is broken now.
>>199914601Went to the store to buy onionsLuckily I had cash
Someone send me alot of money and make life easier for mepaypal.me/evilpigmonkey
>>199914654cash isn't as tasty as onions though haha
>>199914643absurd things weren't kek-worthily funny the last time i went out of my home
>>199914674Just sent you a £20 mate, I'm kopiteloveegg btw
american women are beautiful and need to be kissed by englishmen
things can only get butter
got a mild drug addiction and feel like i can't stop now because you can only quit drugs once you hit absolute rock bottom
London is peng, simple as
>>199914700she is far too arrogant and feminist. she'd mock my technique. cruel wench
>>199914731want to hurt whomever designed that walkie talkie building, legitimately the ugliest building i've ever seen
rorke on the ROPES
The X Files truly are some AmerikinoIts a shame 98% of anything released these days is DEI dogshit or just outright bad because of Hollywood nepotism
Union absolutely smashed the pay offer, good lads
>>199914760idiotic comment
>>199914716If you're opiatelad you've been addicted for months lad.
>>199914786shut up diego go to r/virgin and annoy them instead
>>199914786He's right, it's shite, cope on
>>199914783
>>199914797yeah but it's not out of control or anything, i'm not spending every last cent i have on it
>>199914801yeah we've all seen sydney opera house m8
>>199913963I can't do any toil because of this, LOL
>>199914731What about that is pengYes it's sunny outMost places actually look quite nice when it's sunny
>>199914731Love watching John Rogers walk about London, especially the really historic parts of the City full of tiny alleyways
>>199914840>>199914840How's that fucking fair, everything's working for me ffs
>>199914858>>199914858>>199914858
>open news>GLOBAL INTERNET OUTAGEsure
did a poo
supping a coffee
>>199914869>shartland has outages>GLOBALthats about right
